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# Can't explain all the ways
that you're making me feel
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# My heart's in overdrive
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# And you're behind
the steering wheel
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# Touching you
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# Touching me
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# Touching you
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# God, you're touching me
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# I believe in a thing called love
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# Just listen to the rhythm
of my heart
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# There's a chance we can make it now
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# We'll be rockin'
till the sun goes down
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# I believe in a thing
called love... #
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So that's 27 bottles of lager,
eight mini-bottles of Jack Daniel's,
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16 chunky Kit-Kats
and two rocket salads.
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Call yourself a stag do?
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Can I ask
why you're holding that skull?
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Cos if I put it down,
I have to drink.
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And I can't drink any more.
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SHE DINGS BELL
Neil?
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< VIOLENT RETCHING
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Neil!
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Neil?
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MUFFLED RESPONSE
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What?
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I...have a, er...reservation.
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Right. Yes.
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There's a man standing there...
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with his penis.
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And there are several other men
being sick in your plant pots.
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Yeah.
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OK, so that is all happening.
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Sorry. It's only my first week.
This never happened in Wrexham.
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Right. What was the name?
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Bartlett. Anna Bartlett.
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Oh, we're not expecting
anyone of that name.
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Oh, er, maybe Williams.
Bartlett's my maiden name.
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I've been using that
ever since my husband and I...
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Williams is my married name,
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so, you know, I am still actually
married, officially.
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So anyway, yes, Bartlett - that's me.
Sorry - Williams!
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OK. Would you like me to get Neil
to take your luggage?
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Neil? Yep.
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Isn't he a little...
out of commission?
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Do excuse me.
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< BANGING AND YELPING
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Neil will help you now.
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Luggage?
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All right, mate.
Enjoy hanging out last night?
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Very good, sir.
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Oh, by the way, we've lost one.
Luke, the best man.
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Let him know we've gone
if you find him, will you?
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Shall we?
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Will you be paying by card? Oh.
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Oh!
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Stag rules are stag rules.
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To think we're putting our lives
in their hands! Sorry?
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Medical students.
That lot downstairs.
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Seven years' training
just to find out
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how to look something up
on the bloody internet. Bunch of...!
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No, we get a lot more stag dos
in Stratford now.
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Never used to be like that.
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The worst behaviour you got in this
place back in the day
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were method actors
rehearsing for Coriolanus.
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Right.
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Er...
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I'm so embarrassed
about my appearance earlier.
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It must have been quite a shock.
Sorry?
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Earlier. Seeing me...in that state.
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Oh, yes. Yes, it was. Quite a shock.
Don't be embarrassed.
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You must have been traumatised.
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Amazing how small...things
get under pressure, isn't it?
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I remember my husband...
Well, he was my fiance at the time.
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We were on holiday in Miami and we
wandered into a dangerous area.
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We got mugged
at knifepoint by these men.
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When we got back to the hotel
and he undressed,
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I remembered looking down and saying,
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"Blimey! I don't remember them
taking your..." This is your room.
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So, er, this is it.
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Rumour has it William Shakespeare
himself slept in that very bed.
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He didn't, obviously.
It's from DFS. But...
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There's an en-suite bathroom
over there, views of the gardens
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and of course, a complimentary
bottle of champagne.
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Yeah. Yeah, I remember.
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So if there's anything else
you want...
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It's been nearly ten years.
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Has it really?
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Wow!
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Since what?
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We spent our honeymoon here.
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Oh, I see. It's a
nostalgic weekend. Lovely!
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But if you have all you need,
I'll, er...
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All I need? Yes.
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Oh, I had that and then I threw it
all away, I'm afraid.
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It's our tenth wedding anniversary.
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We thought it would be
romantic to come back
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and spend it in our honeymoon suite.
And then I went and...
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I thought...well, it's paid for.
Might as well come.
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It's all right. Won't be on my own.
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I've got someone coming for lunch.
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Ah, well, that's something then,
I suppose.
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Oh, God, we make a right pair,
don't we?
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Me with my...
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and you with your...
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Anything else you need, just...
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I won't hesitate.
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Sorry about your penis.
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Brilliant.
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PHONE RINGS
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Mum? Where are you?
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All right.
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Is that a real ten minutes
or your ten minutes?
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No, I haven't heard from him.
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He made it very clear
that the marriage is over.
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I know what I did, Mum.
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I'm not a sex addict.
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Well, how big is this traffic jam?
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Dear God, I don't know
if I want him back.
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I'm not...I'm not
protecting myself. I...
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All right, all right.
Yes, I do want him back, OK,
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but he isn't coming back, all right?
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He has moved on,
which means my life is fucked.
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Yes, I do swear now
and occasionally I smoke!
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No, I don't know
what I'm going to do.
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But I do know
I have a massive headache.
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No, I know it wouldn't be
as bad as yours, Mum.
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I know the traffic's bad, Mum.
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It's just I cannot be alone
in this bloody room any longer!
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Please just hurry up.
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They lost one, then.
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Yeah, I know. I heard.
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The man with the breath?
The breath?
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Yeah. He had breath like Tarzan.
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He said they lost the best man.
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Hang on, hang on.
Tarzan's got bad breath?
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Course he does.
He lives in a jungle.
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Yeah, I don't see
how that would...
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Well, have you ever seen him
clean his teeth?
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No, but I've haven't seen you
clean yours.
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Are you saying I've got bad breath?
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No, quite the opposite, which
clearly makes a case for Tarzan.
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You're very hung-up on this Tarzan
thing. You brought him up.
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You're the one banging on about the
King of the Apes. You're obsessed.
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Oh, dear God.
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What?
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We've double-booked
the honeymoon suite.
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Leave it to me.
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I might need a hand.
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Hello, I've got a reservation
in the honeymoon suite.
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Oh, well, go on up then, sir.
Is there a key?
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DOOR CLICKS
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At bloody last!
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John?
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John?
What the hell are you doing here?
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Well?
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I'm meeting my mother. Oh, please!
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John, why are you here?
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For very different reasons to you,
it would seem.
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I don't understand.
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Well, let me explain.
Because it cost ๏ฟฝ330.
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I didn't think it should sit empty
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just because you screwed up
our marriage.
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The price turned out to be exclusive
of VAT, by the way,
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which is galling.
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How've you been?
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Where is he?
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Who?
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The boy that you planned on sleeping
with on our wedding anniversary.
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Oh, you are an idiot!
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No shit! The day I said "I do"
made that clear.
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God, that was the first thing I saw
when I woke up as a married man.
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Well, not quite.
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The first thing you saw
when you woke up was my...
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You expect me to believe
that you're waiting for your mother?
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I don't care what you believe,
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cos you're gonna see her in a
minute when she walks through door.
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Oh, well, let's see then, shall we?
It'll be a joy to see her.
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That would be a first.
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I think she's sweet.
You think my mother's sweet? Yes.
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Wow, I never thought
I'd hear you say that.
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I never thought you'd shag
a ten-year-old.
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Jesus, he was 21!
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Nearly.
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What was I thinking?
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Well, you were a bit somewhere else
yesterday, weren't you?
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Somewhere else?
Yeah. Somewhere else in your head.
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Somewhere else in me head?
What you talking about?
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Are you some kind of shrink?
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Oh, right. And what did you observe
last night
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when they were sticking you
in a plaster cast
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and unleashing your...?
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Brilliant - are we on that again?
Can we move on?
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Will this work?
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Of course it will.
I've been doing this for years.
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What - in your head?
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Step ladder.
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Come on.
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So what are we gonna do?
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Well, you left me,
not the other way round.
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I meant about the room.
Can't both stay in it.
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Look, whi...
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Look, while we're both here,
we could...you know.
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You want to have sex?
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I want to talk!
What is wrong with everyone?
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What would we talk about? Us.
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Us? You weren't thinking
about us when you...
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How do you know that?
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Oh, so you were thinking
about me while you were...
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No, no, that would be insane.
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I'd forgive you. Sorry?
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If you slept with someone else.
But I haven't.
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No, I know. I'm just saying,
if you have,
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I would forgive you. OK?
If you have. Look, I understand.
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One mistake in ten years
is not that bad.
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I'm sure it's not
if you're the one who's made it.
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Look, all I'm saying
is I forgive you. For what?
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Look, the point is, whether
you have shagged someone or not,
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I would forgive you
so you could forgi...
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So you forgiving me for something
that I haven't done
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means that I should forgive you
for something you actually have,
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namely, shagging a 17-year-old boy.
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He was...
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..older than that!
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What the hell?
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I've often wondered why
it's the honeymoon suite
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that gets the broken stuff.
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I wouldn't know.
We didn't have one in Wrexham.
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Not a big call for it.
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It was mainly travelling salesman -
the adult channel and wet wipes.
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So can we get away with this
without them knowing?
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Relax. I'm like an ninja.
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Ssh!
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I so owe you for this.
I think it's too much pressure on.
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On what? On being married.
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The build-up, the expense...
It can only disappoint.
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It's like when you're a kid - you
can't wait for Christmas to come.
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Weeks and weeks of anticipation
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and when it finally does come,
what is it?
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A mixture of over-priced plastic
and flatulence.
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Oh, does that mean
you don't want to get married?
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I think it's unnatural.
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Sure, it sounds good on paper,
but in reality...
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Mmm. Maybe you're right.
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My mum and dad have been together
for 50 years,
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barely spoke for 30 of them.
Exactly.
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When they do speak,
it's just to fight.
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You see? My mum thinks my dad's
a liar and a drunk.
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Right.
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And my dad thinks
my mum's a dirty slag
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cos she slept with Uncle Bert.
Among others.
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Among other what?
251
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Family members. Mostly distant.
Jesus!
252
00:16:21,320 --> 00:16:24,160
And she's never really forgiven him
for punching the vicar
253
00:16:24,440 --> 00:16:26,800
at their wedding
cos he was looking at her tits.
254
00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:29,880
Right.
255
00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:34,960
OK. Now...the swap.
256
00:16:38,280 --> 00:16:40,160
Why did you do that?
You did it first.
257
00:16:40,360 --> 00:16:41,560
What are you, 12?
258
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,520
Why? Would you fancy me
if I said yes?
259
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:46,080
Yes, because I'm a paedophile!
You think so? No!
260
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,840
Was he the only one?
Oh, God, do you know what?
261
00:16:49,160 --> 00:16:50,960
Why don't you wait
and ask my mum, all right?
262
00:16:51,160 --> 00:16:52,560
You can work it out between you.
263
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:55,160
In fact, if she's so sweet,
why don't you sleep with her?
264
00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:58,000
I don't fancy your mum.
Not since she put the weight on.
265
00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,400
You didn't answer.
No. Nor am I going to.
266
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:02,840
So he wasn't the only one.
Were they all young boys?
267
00:17:03,160 --> 00:17:05,960
For goodness sake! What are you -
some sort of teen obsessive?
268
00:17:06,240 --> 00:17:07,800
Do you enjoy being a MILF?
A what?
269
00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:10,080
Or are you a cougar?
Like in that show Cougar Town.
270
00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:13,320
Jesus, how many porn categories
are there? Were they all young men?
271
00:17:13,640 --> 00:17:16,200
Look, we had this out
when you left.
272
00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:20,360
I slept with one young guy.
All right, he was very...
273
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:23,960
You were away, we hadn't had sex
in nearly a year
274
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:28,000
and he wanted to sleep with me
and I thought, why not?
275
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:32,080
All right, I miss it, John.
I like sex. Is that so bad?
276
00:17:32,280 --> 00:17:33,560
So do I.
277
00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:35,840
Hmm. I think you preferred
Newsnight.
278
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,920
That was only weekdays.
279
00:17:40,680 --> 00:17:42,960
Now then...how do you like that?
280
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:50,000
Sorry? Oh, I wasn't looking at
your, er... My what?
281
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:53,840
God, my boyfriend would kill me if
he thought I was looking at...
282
00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:56,880
Boyfriend? Kind of.
283
00:17:57,160 --> 00:18:00,920
Don't tell him, then. Not that
you WERE looking, obviously.
284
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,760
Were you looking?
I couldn't tell him if I wanted to.
285
00:18:04,040 --> 00:18:07,720
Why? He's had some kind of
spiritual crisis.
286
00:18:08,000 --> 00:18:10,560
Gone away for a while,
to find himself.
287
00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:12,800
Where? Barbados.
288
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:15,480
Bar...Bar...
289
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:19,680
I can't believe you saw my...
290
00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:25,080
You'll have to clean it.
291
00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:26,680
Sorry?
292
00:18:26,920 --> 00:18:29,800
The Verona suite. It not due
to be used till tomorrow.
293
00:18:42,000 --> 00:18:43,520
Hello?
294
00:18:45,320 --> 00:18:46,600
Hello?
295
00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:04,640
Argh!
296
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:13,520
Look, I'm sorry I did what I did.
297
00:19:22,080 --> 00:19:24,880
Did you really only come here
because of the money?
298
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:29,760
Wasn't there a tiny part of you
that hoped I'd be here?
299
00:19:34,760 --> 00:19:39,600
You know that I've always...
desired you.
300
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:42,320
Oh, don't be weird.
That sounds weird.
301
00:19:42,520 --> 00:19:43,640
Because I'm a grown-up?
302
00:19:43,920 --> 00:19:46,120
Because it's weird.
Jesus, I just thought...
303
00:19:49,920 --> 00:19:51,200
Wait.
304
00:19:59,840 --> 00:20:01,640
Oh, what the hell?
305
00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,840
Are you sure you want me back?
Yes. And not just for the kids?
306
00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:11,720
Cos me and the kids
are doing pretty well
307
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,520
with the whole weekend access thing.
308
00:20:13,800 --> 00:20:18,240
No, for me. For me. I want us
to be together again.
309
00:20:21,840 --> 00:20:24,600
No more sex with young men?
No, of course not.
310
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,200
Or anyone.
311
00:20:33,040 --> 00:20:35,080
Just wait a minute. Wait.
312
00:20:43,320 --> 00:20:46,600
Of course a part of me
was hoping you'd be here.
313
00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,560
I want you back.
314
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:51,960
I want to show you
what you've been missing.
315
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,640
Oh, thank you, God!
316
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:55,600
Why, what's he done?
317
00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:00,960
What? Who the hell are you?
318
00:21:09,436 --> 00:21:11,436
Who the hell are you?
319
00:21:11,756 --> 00:21:14,836
Sorry, I must have...
What day is it?
320
00:21:15,116 --> 00:21:19,956
Oh, Christ. Oh, Christ, you must
be the bloody best man.
321
00:21:20,156 --> 00:21:22,356
Yeah.
322
00:21:24,196 --> 00:21:27,316
Oh, God!
You must be from Cougar Town.
323
00:21:27,516 --> 00:21:29,316
Oh, I really must watch this show.
324
00:21:29,596 --> 00:21:33,396
Not the show. The agency.
Sorry? OK.
325
00:21:33,596 --> 00:21:35,396
Just so you know, I told the boys
326
00:21:35,716 --> 00:21:39,836
that I have never had sex with a...
you know?
327
00:21:41,516 --> 00:21:42,636
Woman? Prostitute.
328
00:21:42,916 --> 00:21:45,116
Prostitute?
You think I'm a prostitute?
329
00:21:45,396 --> 00:21:47,476
Oh. Sorry, escort. Sorry.
Love that word.
330
00:21:47,756 --> 00:21:49,836
Makes us both feel
so much better about this.
331
00:21:50,036 --> 00:21:51,156
OK, this isn't happening.
332
00:21:51,436 --> 00:21:53,996
Yeah. I think I'll probably deal
with it that way as well.
333
00:21:54,276 --> 00:21:56,116
I'm gonna... I'm just gonna
tell my husband.
334
00:21:56,396 --> 00:21:58,396
I'm just gonna tell my husband
that you're here.
335
00:21:58,876 --> 00:22:00,516
I mean, he's gonna understand that,
isn't he?
336
00:22:00,796 --> 00:22:03,476
That is just... I mean,
that is what I'm gonna do.
337
00:22:03,756 --> 00:22:06,516
OK. Sorry? Is this a scenario?
Did they pay for a scenario?
338
00:22:06,796 --> 00:22:08,876
No, this isn't a scenario -
this is serious.
339
00:22:09,076 --> 00:22:10,556
So keep your bloody voice down.
340
00:22:12,076 --> 00:22:13,796
Whatever you say, madam.
341
00:22:13,996 --> 00:22:15,436
Anna, are you coming out?
342
00:22:16,796 --> 00:22:20,596
Er, sorry... Is your husband a man?
Of course he's a bloody man.
343
00:22:20,836 --> 00:22:21,916
Anna?
344
00:22:22,196 --> 00:22:25,596
OK. It's just that I'd assumed
that it would be two women.
345
00:22:25,916 --> 00:22:28,956
I mean, I'm not against it
per se... Just that....
346
00:22:42,636 --> 00:22:43,956
Oh, Jesus, I can't tell him.
347
00:22:44,236 --> 00:22:46,436
I mean, he already thinks
I've got a thing about..
348
00:22:46,716 --> 00:22:49,156
So he's not gonna believe this,
is he?
349
00:22:49,356 --> 00:22:51,276
Oh, shit, we're out of pills.
350
00:22:51,556 --> 00:22:54,596
Not that it matters. You know,
I'm still feeling pretty loved-up
351
00:22:54,876 --> 00:22:56,636
from the ones I've already had.
Love E!
352
00:22:56,836 --> 00:22:58,836
What do you mean by E - ecstasy?
353
00:22:59,116 --> 00:23:01,916
Yeah. D'you know it?
Why are you taking ecstasy?
354
00:23:02,116 --> 00:23:04,116
Why am I tak...? Cos I'm nervous.
355
00:23:04,396 --> 00:23:06,596
Because you've never had sex
with a prostitute.
356
00:23:06,876 --> 00:23:09,636
Which, by the way, I'm not.
Yeah, I know. I get it. Escort.
357
00:23:47,076 --> 00:23:49,836
Where is the bastard thing?!
358
00:24:04,796 --> 00:24:06,396
Anna?
359
00:24:06,676 --> 00:24:08,836
Yes, I won't be long -
just getting ready.
360
00:24:09,036 --> 00:24:10,996
Well, don't be too long.
361
00:24:11,316 --> 00:24:15,956
Sorry. Just to clarify, what exactly
will your husband be doing?
362
00:24:16,156 --> 00:24:17,436
Life, if he finds you.
363
00:24:19,156 --> 00:24:21,516
Er, all right.
I'll just be two minutes.
364
00:24:21,716 --> 00:24:23,236
I'll be here.
365
00:24:30,156 --> 00:24:33,196
PHONE RINGS
Reception.
366
00:24:33,476 --> 00:24:35,916
Hello. It's Anna Williams
in the honeymoon suite.
367
00:24:36,196 --> 00:24:38,796
Oh, hi, Mrs. Williams.
Is everything OK? I heard the smash.
368
00:24:39,076 --> 00:24:41,436
Yes, I'm sorry.
I will clear up the glass.
369
00:24:41,756 --> 00:24:44,556
Look, we have something
of an emergency here.
370
00:24:44,796 --> 00:24:47,876
Er, I found your best man.
371
00:24:48,076 --> 00:24:50,156
He was in my bath.
372
00:24:52,996 --> 00:24:55,716
So, I need to come...
373
00:24:56,996 --> 00:25:00,996
Er, no, YOU need you to come
and get...and get him out.
374
00:25:01,196 --> 00:25:03,156
Why did the cleaners not see him?
375
00:25:03,436 --> 00:25:06,196
I don't know, do I?
Maybe they're blind.
376
00:25:06,476 --> 00:25:08,756
You know, that would be funny,
wouldn't it?
377
00:25:09,036 --> 00:25:11,116
I say, I say, I say,
my cleaner's blind!
378
00:25:11,396 --> 00:25:13,716
Really, how does she smell?
Is that a joke?
379
00:25:17,716 --> 00:25:19,916
Oh! Oh, God.
380
00:25:20,196 --> 00:25:24,396
Mrs Williams? Mrs Williams,
are you OK? Yes. Yes.
381
00:25:24,676 --> 00:25:28,036
Is he with you now?
He's in his pants.
382
00:25:28,236 --> 00:25:29,756
Almost.
383
00:25:33,916 --> 00:25:35,636
Mrs Williams? Hello?
384
00:25:41,276 --> 00:25:43,436
Come on, Neil. Pick up, man.
385
00:25:50,636 --> 00:25:52,756
PHONE RINGS
386
00:25:59,556 --> 00:26:01,196
How can I help you?
387
00:26:01,396 --> 00:26:04,556
We have booking in honeymoon suite.
388
00:26:07,396 --> 00:26:09,156
Right. You must be, er...
389
00:26:10,916 --> 00:26:13,036
Mr and Mrs Wilson?
390
00:26:14,996 --> 00:26:16,396
If you like.
391
00:26:18,076 --> 00:26:22,116
Sorry. I thought you would be
a man and a woman.
392
00:26:24,556 --> 00:26:28,956
Do you have problem with us
both being women? Women.
393
00:26:29,156 --> 00:26:31,756
No. No, of course not.
394
00:26:31,996 --> 00:26:34,676
I think it's amazing.
395
00:26:37,196 --> 00:26:39,276
Let me show you to your room.
396
00:26:41,076 --> 00:26:42,556
I need water.
397
00:26:44,196 --> 00:26:46,996
It's on the first floor. We'll
sort all the details out later.
398
00:26:47,196 --> 00:26:48,556
Later.
399
00:26:50,876 --> 00:26:53,476
Oh, the cleaner
might still be up in the...
400
00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:13,636
You must be Lukey.
401
00:27:18,196 --> 00:27:20,236
I've...never been this Lukey.
402
00:27:43,756 --> 00:27:45,036
Argh!
403
00:27:46,436 --> 00:27:48,156
OK, this is what is happening.
404
00:27:48,476 --> 00:27:50,596
My husband thinks
I have a thing about young...
405
00:27:50,876 --> 00:27:53,076
And if he sees you in here,
he won't believe I don't.
406
00:27:53,316 --> 00:27:55,516
Which I don't. It was just one...
407
00:27:57,956 --> 00:28:00,116
You...are...so...
408
00:28:01,476 --> 00:28:04,196
But... I know.
409
00:28:04,516 --> 00:28:06,876
I couldn't have asked for
a better gift.
410
00:28:07,156 --> 00:28:10,396
I mean, this makes the whole best
man speech worth sweating over.
411
00:28:10,636 --> 00:28:11,916
Oh, really?
412
00:28:13,836 --> 00:28:15,196
Argh!
413
00:28:18,276 --> 00:28:19,996
Hit me again.
414
00:28:20,196 --> 00:28:21,796
What?
415
00:28:22,076 --> 00:28:24,676
Unless... That's not extra, is it?
Cos we are students.
416
00:28:24,876 --> 00:28:26,476
OK. No, I can't deal with this.
417
00:28:26,756 --> 00:28:30,396
I'm just gonna come clean, all right.
What ever happens...happens.
418
00:28:40,516 --> 00:28:43,876
Want to be reminded
what a grown-up looks like?
419
00:28:44,076 --> 00:28:45,516
Oh, OK. That was a bad plan.
420
00:28:47,756 --> 00:28:49,356
Anna, are you alone in there?
421
00:28:50,636 --> 00:28:53,236
Of course! You big...
422
00:28:54,596 --> 00:28:58,156
I mean, who would I...?
God, you're so suspicious!
423
00:29:02,556 --> 00:29:05,196
PHONE RINGS
Hey, can you just stop that now?!
424
00:29:06,716 --> 00:29:08,036
Reception.
425
00:29:08,316 --> 00:29:12,036
Hello. Yes, it's me again.
Honeymoon suite. New plan.
426
00:29:12,276 --> 00:29:14,076
You can't come in. What?
427
00:29:14,356 --> 00:29:16,996
I'm gonna get him out into the
corridor, so you grab him there.
428
00:29:17,196 --> 00:29:20,156
Anna? Yeah!
429
00:29:22,836 --> 00:29:24,956
What? What are you doing?!
430
00:29:25,156 --> 00:29:26,236
That's my fish!
431
00:29:26,476 --> 00:29:28,276
You're joking!
432
00:29:30,876 --> 00:29:32,516
What's...?
433
00:29:34,876 --> 00:29:40,476
Look, that man out there
really is my husband.
434
00:29:40,716 --> 00:29:42,116
Oh, I see.
435
00:29:42,396 --> 00:29:44,516
So the scenario is that
I'm playing the other man
436
00:29:44,716 --> 00:29:46,076
and he's playing the cuckold.
437
00:29:46,356 --> 00:29:50,436
Brilliant. A proper illicit shag.
You're good.
438
00:29:50,636 --> 00:29:53,676
No! Listen...
439
00:29:57,116 --> 00:29:58,596
Yes.
440
00:30:02,236 --> 00:30:03,916
Perfect.
441
00:30:07,556 --> 00:30:09,836
Look, I don't know what's going on
in there,
442
00:30:10,036 --> 00:30:12,036
but do you want to make love or not?
443
00:30:12,236 --> 00:30:14,836
So...shall we start?
444
00:30:16,316 --> 00:30:18,036
On your knees.
445
00:30:23,876 --> 00:30:25,756
Amazing!
446
00:30:25,996 --> 00:30:30,916
Now, listen to me. I am your mistress
of domination. Brilliant!
447
00:30:32,436 --> 00:30:36,716
When I go out into that room,
I want you to crawl out,
448
00:30:36,996 --> 00:30:39,956
along the back wall,
right up to the door
449
00:30:40,276 --> 00:30:44,196
and then I need you
to open the door and crawl outside.
450
00:30:44,356 --> 00:30:46,876
Do you hear me? Why?
451
00:30:48,716 --> 00:30:50,636
The scenario.
452
00:30:50,916 --> 00:30:54,956
Oh, yeah, I hear you. And then what?
Then you can do anything you want.
453
00:30:55,156 --> 00:30:57,396
Anything I want? Yes. OK.
454
00:30:57,676 --> 00:31:01,476
You just be a good boy.
Do as I say.
455
00:31:05,236 --> 00:31:11,836
So I'm a... And for any of this
to work, you mustn't say anything.
456
00:31:13,196 --> 00:31:15,076
I'm a bad boy.
457
00:31:16,916 --> 00:31:22,036
Yes, you are! But now
you have to be a good one.
458
00:31:24,276 --> 00:31:26,436
But I need you to be a good one.
459
00:31:26,636 --> 00:31:30,236
But I'm a bad one.
460
00:31:31,996 --> 00:31:34,076
Total silence.
461
00:31:34,276 --> 00:31:37,596
Do you understand? Yes.
462
00:31:47,236 --> 00:31:49,916
Ah, not you. What?
463
00:31:50,196 --> 00:31:54,836
Oh. Make love to me, John.
Make love to me now!
464
00:31:55,036 --> 00:31:57,396
In the bathroom. What?
465
00:31:59,436 --> 00:32:04,676
No, terrible idea. It's a terrible
idea. Oh, let's just...
466
00:32:06,676 --> 00:32:09,396
Let's just do what we did
on our honeymoon.
467
00:32:09,596 --> 00:32:11,436
Caravanning on the Gower Peninsula?
468
00:32:11,636 --> 00:32:13,556
This. Oh, this I like!
469
00:32:19,236 --> 00:32:20,876
What are you waiting for?
470
00:32:21,076 --> 00:32:22,396
You are so right!
471
00:32:24,876 --> 00:32:27,036
Oh, God, I need you.
I need you too.
472
00:32:27,316 --> 00:32:29,436
No, I kneed you.
I kneed you with my knee.
473
00:32:29,636 --> 00:32:31,156
Oh, just get on with it.
474
00:32:43,476 --> 00:32:45,916
Oh, my God, I'm so sorry.
I was looking for...
475
00:32:50,796 --> 00:32:52,356
Do you know what? Good for you.
476
00:32:52,636 --> 00:32:55,476
I think it's brilliant
what you lesb...er, people do.
477
00:32:55,756 --> 00:32:59,396
I really do.
I mean, it's not for me, but...
478
00:32:59,596 --> 00:33:01,516
Why don't I leave you to it?
479
00:33:02,676 --> 00:33:04,076
Oh, thank God!
480
00:33:05,876 --> 00:33:07,916
I'm so sorry - this is the man
I was looking for.
481
00:33:08,196 --> 00:33:10,636
Come on! We've got to go
and get the lost best man.
482
00:33:12,436 --> 00:33:13,556
Come on.
483
00:33:13,756 --> 00:33:15,276
Sorry. Come on!
484
00:33:23,316 --> 00:33:26,156
I'm so sorry. What is it
with men and lesbians?
485
00:33:27,596 --> 00:33:29,276
Get your clothes on and come on!
486
00:33:31,236 --> 00:33:32,636
Girl Power!
487
00:33:36,156 --> 00:33:38,716
Crazy woman. Da! Da. Da.
488
00:33:41,996 --> 00:33:44,556
You're not Mr and Mrs Wilson,
are you?
489
00:33:44,756 --> 00:33:48,116
We are...whoever you want us to be.
490
00:33:50,316 --> 00:33:51,716
Your friends booked us.
491
00:33:53,996 --> 00:33:56,036
You go nowhere!
492
00:33:56,236 --> 00:33:57,636
Hey!
493
00:34:00,196 --> 00:34:03,476
Hang on. This isn't what we did
on our honeymoon. What?
494
00:34:03,756 --> 00:34:06,516
I blindfolded you.
Much more fun.
495
00:34:06,836 --> 00:34:11,316
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, God,
you've got an amazing memory.
496
00:34:11,596 --> 00:34:14,516
There are some things
I am trying to forget.
497
00:34:14,716 --> 00:34:18,276
Oh, I've missed you so much.
498
00:34:18,556 --> 00:34:21,196
This is one of the craziest days
of my life.
499
00:34:21,356 --> 00:34:23,356
I know what you mean.
500
00:34:23,636 --> 00:34:27,676
I'm starting again. I haven't felt
like this since Ludlow.
501
00:34:27,996 --> 00:34:30,836
Are you gonna get on with it
or make speeches?
502
00:34:31,036 --> 00:34:32,596
Not another peep!
503
00:34:32,876 --> 00:34:35,516
Right, I promise you I will find
Luke for you right now.
504
00:34:35,716 --> 00:34:37,436
Come on, quick.
505
00:34:45,996 --> 00:34:49,276
OK. I was in my pants because
the shower soaked my clothes.
506
00:34:49,476 --> 00:34:50,716
Yeah, OK. No, really!
507
00:34:51,036 --> 00:34:52,796
If you want to clean
in your underwear, Neil,
508
00:34:53,116 --> 00:34:55,116
you clean in your underwear
No, what happened...
509
00:34:55,396 --> 00:34:59,356
Relax. It was a...
it was a treat for all of us.
510
00:35:01,556 --> 00:35:03,676
Oh, for goodness sake,
open the door.
511
00:35:05,476 --> 00:35:08,196
Wait. She said she'd get him
out here.
512
00:35:08,436 --> 00:35:10,996
Well, she hasn't. Right. OK.
513
00:35:11,196 --> 00:35:13,796
Go on then. Go on then what?
514
00:35:13,996 --> 00:35:16,396
Go on then, get him! With what?
515
00:35:16,676 --> 00:35:20,236
Use this. You seem
to like being in your pants.
516
00:35:23,076 --> 00:35:24,596
Been working out?
517
00:35:24,876 --> 00:35:27,316
Yeah, I've being doing
a little bit of running.
518
00:35:27,556 --> 00:35:29,396
What - to the chippy and back?
519
00:35:29,716 --> 00:35:31,996
No, I walk back cos I don't
want to drop the chips.
520
00:35:43,596 --> 00:35:45,116
John?
521
00:35:45,316 --> 00:35:47,116
John, what are you waiting for?
522
00:35:54,193 --> 00:35:56,113
I said that's not him. What?
523
00:35:56,393 --> 00:35:59,913
I don't understand. What?
So you are not Luke either?
524
00:36:00,193 --> 00:36:02,833
Who? I'm so sorry. There's been
a terrible misunderstanding.
525
00:36:03,113 --> 00:36:05,313
Yeah, clearly. Who's Luke?
He's the best man. What?
526
00:36:05,593 --> 00:36:07,593
How do Mr and Mrs Wilson
know the best man?
527
00:36:07,873 --> 00:36:10,393
This isn't Mr and Mrs Wilson.
These ladies are prostitutes.
528
00:36:10,593 --> 00:36:12,153
ALL: Prostitutes?!
529
00:36:12,353 --> 00:36:14,273
Escorts. Prostitutes.
530
00:36:15,833 --> 00:36:17,673
Right. OK, well,
if you'll excuse me,
531
00:36:17,953 --> 00:36:19,993
I was in the middle of something
rather wonderful.
532
00:36:21,673 --> 00:36:22,673
Ladies.
533
00:36:24,513 --> 00:36:26,673
So where the hell is Luke?
534
00:36:29,393 --> 00:36:32,073
You have two minutes to get out
of this hotel, right?
535
00:36:36,593 --> 00:36:39,513
We can't have hookers wandering
around the place in my first week.
536
00:36:39,793 --> 00:36:41,913
It took at least a month
for that in Wrexham.
537
00:36:45,073 --> 00:36:48,073
Oh, and for God's sake,
put some clothes on. Yeah. Yeah.
538
00:36:52,993 --> 00:36:54,313
Oh, John!
539
00:36:55,593 --> 00:36:56,753
John.
540
00:36:56,953 --> 00:36:58,913
Oh, John!
541
00:36:59,113 --> 00:37:00,473
That is...good.
542
00:37:01,993 --> 00:37:03,553
I thought you'd gone.
543
00:37:05,473 --> 00:37:07,993
Don't stop. You can tell me later.
544
00:37:09,513 --> 00:37:14,473
Oh, that...that really is...
very...fast.
545
00:37:16,713 --> 00:37:18,233
Oh, God, I've missed you.
546
00:37:18,433 --> 00:37:20,233
Oh, I was such a fool.
547
00:37:20,513 --> 00:37:23,153
I swear on my life
it will never happen again.
548
00:37:24,473 --> 00:37:25,753
Oh...!
549
00:37:26,073 --> 00:37:32,233
You are the best
I've ever had. Ever, ever had.
550
00:37:32,433 --> 00:37:35,393
Oh, John. Oh, John, slow down!
551
00:37:35,593 --> 00:37:38,113
No, don't slow down...
552
00:37:38,313 --> 00:37:40,393
Speed up.
553
00:37:40,553 --> 00:37:43,433
Oh, yeah, right there.
554
00:37:43,633 --> 00:37:45,873
Oh... Oh... Oh...
555
00:37:46,073 --> 00:37:48,673
Yeah, that's it! Oh, don't stop.
556
00:37:48,873 --> 00:37:50,233
Oh...!
557
00:37:51,713 --> 00:37:54,633
I'm coming, sausage. The bloody
idiots locked me out.
558
00:38:01,313 --> 00:38:03,153
They thought
that I was a 21-year-old.
559
00:38:03,433 --> 00:38:06,513
Any idea why they'd think that you
had one of those in your room?
560
00:38:13,073 --> 00:38:14,313
Is this OK?
561
00:38:15,593 --> 00:38:17,633
You? How did you..?
562
00:38:18,993 --> 00:38:20,433
I thought you'd gone.
563
00:38:20,753 --> 00:38:23,273
Yeah, I was about to, but it
felt more fun to hide in that thing.
564
00:38:23,553 --> 00:38:26,593
I was just riffing. You know,
you said I could do anything.
565
00:38:26,873 --> 00:38:30,873
With the husband gone, the affair
continues. I LOVE this game!
566
00:38:32,713 --> 00:38:34,873
Anna, what's the hold-up?
I'm just...
567
00:38:35,073 --> 00:38:37,193
Sorry, should I stop?
568
00:38:38,913 --> 00:38:42,593
I'm just trying to untie myself.
You tied me up, remember?
569
00:38:42,873 --> 00:38:45,633
Oh, God, of course.
I'll get a key.
570
00:38:45,913 --> 00:38:50,193
No, wait. Don't!
I won't be a minute.
571
00:38:55,113 --> 00:38:56,313
As you were.
572
00:38:59,553 --> 00:39:01,673
And, er...hurry.
573
00:39:06,673 --> 00:39:08,913
It feels like a sort of metaphor.
574
00:39:10,513 --> 00:39:13,553
A door between us
that neither of us can open.
575
00:39:16,953 --> 00:39:19,353
I feel so close to you right now.
576
00:39:21,793 --> 00:39:23,913
I know you did what you did,
577
00:39:24,193 --> 00:39:28,113
but the truth is, it wouldn't be
fair if I didn't tell you this.
578
00:39:30,553 --> 00:39:33,793
I slept with someone too.
I slept with Amy from work.
579
00:39:33,993 --> 00:39:37,033
What - Ample Amy?!
580
00:39:37,233 --> 00:39:38,913
Just the once.
581
00:39:39,113 --> 00:39:40,953
You lying...
582
00:39:41,153 --> 00:39:42,833
And twice in the morning.
583
00:39:43,033 --> 00:39:44,353
..hypocritical...
584
00:39:44,553 --> 00:39:45,993
You said you'd forgive me.
585
00:39:47,553 --> 00:39:49,593
Dear God!
586
00:39:50,913 --> 00:39:52,753
Anna? What do you say?
587
00:39:54,633 --> 00:39:56,313
OK, I understand your situation
588
00:39:56,593 --> 00:39:59,033
and I'm sorry you're not getting
laid...paid,
589
00:39:59,313 --> 00:40:02,153
but unfortunately for you, there
is no Luke, so please follow me.
590
00:40:02,433 --> 00:40:06,473
We don't see Luke,
we don't get paid. Shame!
591
00:40:06,833 --> 00:40:09,473
Can you just let me
into my bloody room?
592
00:40:12,033 --> 00:40:14,313
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
593
00:40:14,593 --> 00:40:18,273
This is just getting better
and better. Was I any good?
594
00:40:19,553 --> 00:40:22,353
The best. But you need to
shut up now,
595
00:40:22,633 --> 00:40:24,873
because if you say
another bloody word,
596
00:40:25,073 --> 00:40:27,833
my husband will leave me...again!
597
00:40:28,073 --> 00:40:29,833
Really? I love this scenario.
598
00:40:30,113 --> 00:40:33,113
I mean, great touch from him
about sleeping with Ample Amy.
599
00:40:38,073 --> 00:40:42,033
What are you doing?
Can we just go? Leave?
600
00:40:42,353 --> 00:40:46,073
Where is Luke? Where?
I am so sorry.
601
00:40:46,353 --> 00:40:49,273
Look, I must insist the pair of you
leave. I will not ask again!
602
00:40:49,553 --> 00:40:51,753
We go nowhere till we see Luke.
Luke!
603
00:40:52,033 --> 00:40:56,473
Now, we can do this the nice way
or we can do it the nasty way.
604
00:41:02,113 --> 00:41:04,033
Yes, good idea.
605
00:41:04,233 --> 00:41:06,273
What did she say?
606
00:41:06,553 --> 00:41:09,073
Look, we are not leaving here
until we are paid!
607
00:41:09,273 --> 00:41:11,953
Oh, let's go down...
608
00:41:13,473 --> 00:41:15,953
Anna? Do you know anything
about this Luke?
609
00:41:17,833 --> 00:41:20,793
No. No.
610
00:41:27,713 --> 00:41:29,673
Wait. John... Is that Luke?
611
00:41:29,953 --> 00:41:33,553
Wait. John, wait.
John, it's not what you think.
612
00:41:33,833 --> 00:41:37,033
Oh, it's not? No, trust me, John.
It's really not what you think.
613
00:41:37,313 --> 00:41:39,753
What happens next?
What happens next?!
614
00:41:39,953 --> 00:41:41,953
I beat you to death. John, stop it!
615
00:41:42,233 --> 00:41:43,633
Right, do I hit him back?
No offence,
616
00:41:43,833 --> 00:41:45,313
but I think I preferred the scenario
617
00:41:45,593 --> 00:41:47,193
when I was just sleeping
with your wife.
618
00:41:47,473 --> 00:41:51,833
Do your worst, you little shit!
Oh, John, stop it! John!
619
00:41:52,033 --> 00:41:53,113
Do something!
620
00:41:53,313 --> 00:41:54,673
No sex, no money.
621
00:41:56,273 --> 00:41:58,153
How could you sleep with Ample Amy?
622
00:41:58,353 --> 00:41:59,953
Coo-ee! I'm here.
623
00:42:00,233 --> 00:42:02,473
Oh, what a journey!
It's mayhem out there.
624
00:42:08,233 --> 00:42:09,713
Mum.
625
00:42:10,833 --> 00:42:12,633
# I believe in a thing called love
626
00:42:12,913 --> 00:42:16,113
# Listen to the rhythm of my heart
There's a chance we can make it now
627
00:42:16,393 --> 00:42:17,953
# We'll be rockin'
till the sun goes down
628
00:42:18,233 --> 00:42:21,153
# I believe in a thing
called love, love, love... #
629
00:42:47,153 --> 00:42:48,433
Oh, John!
630
00:42:48,673 --> 00:42:49,793
Oh, John!
631
00:42:49,993 --> 00:42:51,833
JOHN!
632
00:42:52,033 --> 00:42:53,233
Amy!
633
00:42:53,433 --> 00:42:54,753
WHAT?!
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