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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:38,933 - There's your credit card. 2 00:00:39,033 --> 00:00:40,467 - Thank you very much. 3 00:00:40,567 --> 00:00:41,600 - Come here. 4 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:48,000 - Yes, sir? 5 00:01:00,067 --> 00:01:03,400 - I'd like another one of these, please. 6 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:25,633 - Oh, oh dear! 7 00:01:25,733 --> 00:01:26,933 - Oh, dear me! 8 00:01:29,500 --> 00:01:31,500 What? 9 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:34,300 Ah. 10 00:02:34,067 --> 00:02:36,067 - Dad? 11 00:02:36,833 --> 00:02:38,467 - Charley, Charley. 12 00:03:24,967 --> 00:03:26,833 - Not in here. 13 00:03:26,933 --> 00:03:28,933 Out! 14 00:03:33,967 --> 00:03:35,967 Sir? 15 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:42,800 - Piss. 16 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:44,767 - What's he going on about? 17 00:03:44,867 --> 00:03:46,867 - Fat man. 18 00:03:47,133 --> 00:03:49,133 Pissed. 19 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:55,733 - Right, jump-start him. 20 00:03:58,967 --> 00:04:00,100 - Adrenalin. 21 00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:06,167 - Can't let poor old sod die with an exit line like that. 22 00:04:08,067 --> 00:04:10,067 Charge 200. 23 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:12,333 Stand clear. 24 00:04:15,367 --> 00:04:17,067 Pulse check. 25 00:04:17,167 --> 00:04:18,300 No pulse. 26 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:19,933 - Charging to 200. 27 00:04:24,533 --> 00:04:25,567 Stand clear. 28 00:04:27,133 --> 00:04:28,167 Pulse check. 29 00:04:29,933 --> 00:04:31,333 No pulse. 30 00:04:31,433 --> 00:04:33,067 - Charging to 360. 31 00:04:35,433 --> 00:04:36,467 Stand clear. 32 00:04:40,200 --> 00:04:41,233 Pulse check. 33 00:04:45,300 --> 00:04:46,600 No pulse. 34 00:05:21,767 --> 00:05:23,133 All I'm saying is you have 35 00:05:23,233 --> 00:05:25,067 to make the place secure. 36 00:05:25,100 --> 00:05:27,367 - Dad, she's only two. 37 00:05:27,467 --> 00:05:31,700 She's not planning to leae home and join the Foreign Legion! 38 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:33,067 - I'm not just talking about safety, 39 00:05:33,167 --> 00:05:35,100 I'm talking about security. 40 00:05:35,200 --> 00:05:38,233 You hear all sorts of stories nowadays. 41 00:05:38,333 --> 00:05:39,633 I can't understand why you haven't 42 00:05:39,733 --> 00:05:42,133 got a burglar alarm either. 43 00:05:49,100 --> 00:05:51,167 - Right, okay then. 44 00:05:51,267 --> 00:05:53,533 - If that was the Fat Controller wanting to come to the 45 00:05:53,633 --> 00:05:55,833 party I hope you told him where to go. 46 00:05:55,933 --> 00:05:57,633 - No, it was Sergeant Wield. 47 00:05:57,733 --> 00:06:01,667 - Oh, well, old smiley would liven us up wouldn't he. 48 00:06:01,767 --> 00:06:02,800 - Got to go. 49 00:06:04,467 --> 00:06:06,633 - You fixed this, haven't you, so you 50 00:06:06,733 --> 00:06:09,900 don't have to listen to my father rambling on anymore. 51 00:06:10,067 --> 00:06:12,200 - Planned down to the last second. 52 00:06:12,300 --> 00:06:15,133 Apologize to your Mom and Dad for me. 53 00:06:15,233 --> 00:06:19,067 - Don't think I'm going to save you any cake. 54 00:06:39,567 --> 00:06:41,533 I'm sorry. 55 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:52,067 - Perhaps you could tell me how he died? 56 00:06:52,100 --> 00:06:53,300 - Painfully. 57 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,333 - Dr Solely you're not the only one working unsocial hours! 58 00:06:55,433 --> 00:06:56,833 Now if you wouldn't mind. 59 00:06:56,933 --> 00:06:58,767 - Contusions to the head as though someone had 60 00:06:58,867 --> 00:07:00,967 struck him around the face and bashed his head 61 00:07:01,067 --> 00:07:02,367 against the side of the bath. 62 00:07:02,467 --> 00:07:04,433 Bruises on his shoulders. 63 00:07:04,533 --> 00:07:06,067 I suspect we'll find water in the lungs 64 00:07:06,133 --> 00:07:07,500 as though someone held him down. 65 00:07:07,600 --> 00:07:08,900 But he didn't drown. 66 00:07:09,067 --> 00:07:12,900 Probable cause of death heart failure brought on by stress. 67 00:07:13,067 --> 00:07:14,500 - Couldn't have been an accident? 68 00:07:14,600 --> 00:07:16,567 - Don't worry Inspector, you've got yourself a murder case. 69 00:07:16,667 --> 00:07:18,667 - That gives me no pleasure. 70 00:07:17,667 --> 00:07:19,167 - Nor me! 71 00:07:19,267 --> 00:07:22,067 My aim is to save lives, not to lose them. 72 00:07:22,167 --> 00:07:26,733 - Well there's another thing we've got in common! 73 00:07:26,833 --> 00:07:28,067 What are you doing here, PC Hector? 74 00:07:28,133 --> 00:07:29,500 - On duty, sir. 75 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:32,067 - He's here for my second unnatural death of the evening. 76 00:07:32,100 --> 00:07:34,100 - What's that? 77 00:07:33,067 --> 00:07:34,933 - Another forgotten soul. 78 00:07:35,067 --> 00:07:37,900 Knocked off his bike by some fat drunken bastard 79 00:07:38,067 --> 00:07:42,200 and I quote, those were very much his dying words. 80 00:07:44,233 --> 00:07:45,633 - The boss, sir! 81 00:07:47,633 --> 00:07:51,433 - Wouldn't do to leave me on my own would it? 82 00:07:57,500 --> 00:08:01,167 - Have you breathalyzed this man yet officer? 83 00:08:01,267 --> 00:08:02,767 - Sorry, sir? 84 00:08:02,867 --> 00:08:04,433 No, I haven't. 85 00:08:04,533 --> 00:08:06,533 - Isn't it standard procedure in all 86 00:08:05,567 --> 00:08:08,367 cases of potential drunken driving? 87 00:08:08,467 --> 00:08:09,600 - What are you talking about? 88 00:08:09,700 --> 00:08:11,267 - Evening, Peter. 89 00:08:11,367 --> 00:08:13,633 What's dragged you away from the bosom of your family? 90 00:08:13,733 --> 00:08:15,333 - You know this man? 91 00:08:15,433 --> 00:08:17,133 - This is Detective Superintendent Dalziel. 92 00:08:17,233 --> 00:08:20,267 - Oh I see, pulling rank, is he? 93 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:22,367 - Sorry? 94 00:08:21,333 --> 00:08:23,267 - That's why he's not been breathalyzed. 95 00:08:23,367 --> 00:08:25,133 Are you police above the law? 96 00:08:25,233 --> 00:08:27,733 - I have breathalyzed the driver sir. 97 00:08:27,833 --> 00:08:29,833 - Indeed he has. 98 00:08:28,700 --> 00:08:30,700 And it were negative. 99 00:08:29,633 --> 00:08:31,200 - As you might expect I'm a teetotaler. 100 00:08:31,300 --> 00:08:32,933 - But were you the driver of the car? 101 00:08:33,067 --> 00:08:34,333 - Yes I was. 102 00:08:34,433 --> 00:08:37,367 - That's not what the deceased implied. 103 00:08:37,467 --> 00:08:39,133 - He's dead? 104 00:08:39,233 --> 00:08:41,233 - Yes! 105 00:08:41,933 --> 00:08:43,933 - I'm sorry. 106 00:08:42,933 --> 00:08:44,933 - Why? 107 00:08:43,967 --> 00:08:47,400 It gets rid of the one material witness. 108 00:08:47,500 --> 00:08:49,200 - Thank you, Doctor. 109 00:08:54,933 --> 00:08:56,533 What's going on, sir? 110 00:08:56,633 --> 00:08:58,133 - It was an accident. 111 00:08:58,233 --> 00:09:00,700 Some poor old sod on a bike. 112 00:09:01,633 --> 00:09:04,067 We just didn't see him until it was too late. 113 00:09:04,133 --> 00:09:05,733 - You were in the car, sir? 114 00:09:05,833 --> 00:09:07,133 - I was indeed. 115 00:09:08,500 --> 00:09:11,067 And well-lubricated to boot. 116 00:09:11,100 --> 00:09:12,467 Sobering up fast now, though. 117 00:09:12,567 --> 00:09:15,200 You'd been drinking? 118 00:09:15,300 --> 00:09:16,833 - Come on, Peter. 119 00:09:16,933 --> 00:09:18,700 No law says a copper can't have a 120 00:09:18,800 --> 00:09:20,600 little drink if he's off duty. 121 00:09:20,700 --> 00:09:21,933 - As long as he's not driving. 122 00:09:22,067 --> 00:09:26,233 - I think we've clarified that point officer. 123 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:29,500 - So what are you here for then Peter? 124 00:09:30,667 --> 00:09:32,367 Not on my behalf, I hope! 125 00:09:32,467 --> 00:09:33,600 - Murder case. 126 00:09:33,700 --> 00:09:35,067 - I'd better tag along. 127 00:09:35,167 --> 00:09:36,400 - I need to take statements from 128 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:38,700 you and Mr Bancroft sir. 129 00:09:38,800 --> 00:09:40,433 - Yeah, all right. 130 00:09:40,533 --> 00:09:42,167 But don't worry about the spelling, son 131 00:09:42,267 --> 00:09:44,867 otherwise it'll take all night. 132 00:09:46,633 --> 00:09:48,067 Do you think you can manage without me 133 00:09:48,100 --> 00:09:50,467 until the dawn's fair light? 134 00:09:50,567 --> 00:09:52,167 - Can but try, sir. 135 00:09:55,067 --> 00:09:57,067 - Good night, sir. 136 00:09:57,167 --> 00:09:59,167 - Is it? 137 00:10:03,133 --> 00:10:05,067 Right, then, Wayne. 138 00:10:05,167 --> 00:10:06,667 Have you got your pencil? 139 00:10:06,767 --> 00:10:08,767 - Yes, sir. 140 00:10:08,533 --> 00:10:10,533 - Good. 141 00:10:10,767 --> 00:10:12,500 Does it have any lead in it? 142 00:10:12,600 --> 00:10:14,133 - I think so, sir. 143 00:10:19,867 --> 00:10:22,967 - Well aren't you the lucky one? 144 00:10:23,067 --> 00:10:24,933 - Who's the sober judge with the bossman? 145 00:10:25,033 --> 00:10:26,567 - Mr Bancroft sir. 146 00:10:26,667 --> 00:10:28,800 Runs most of the bookies in Yorkshire. 147 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:30,900 - Any form? 148 00:10:29,900 --> 00:10:31,767 - A few inquiries sir. 149 00:10:31,867 --> 00:10:34,100 But every time he comes up clean as a whistle. 150 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,367 - Good job for the fat man he did this time. 151 00:10:36,467 --> 00:10:38,467 - Yes sir. 152 00:10:37,567 --> 00:10:39,800 - Come on, let's solve this before he sobers up. 153 00:10:39,900 --> 00:10:43,233 - That should give us a few weeks sir. 154 00:10:58,633 --> 00:11:01,067 - You want me to keep you company? 155 00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:02,633 - It's enough I had to put up with you at dinner without 156 00:11:02,733 --> 00:11:05,333 having to take you to bed with me as well. 157 00:11:05,433 --> 00:11:08,300 No, thanks Arnie, I'll be all right. 158 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,067 - It could've been a lot worse. 159 00:11:10,133 --> 00:11:13,167 - For who, not for that old bugger. 160 00:11:13,267 --> 00:11:16,133 He was probably in training for the Tour de France. 161 00:11:16,233 --> 00:11:17,767 We might've killed a champion Arnie! 162 00:11:17,867 --> 00:11:20,967 - It was an accident and he was all over the place. 163 00:11:21,067 --> 00:11:23,900 Perhaps he'd had a drink at his local. 164 00:11:24,067 --> 00:11:27,300 - Let's try and avoid making the booze to blame shall we? 165 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,833 There's too many trying doing that already. 166 00:11:29,933 --> 00:11:31,433 - It wouldn't have mattered if he was as sober 167 00:11:31,533 --> 00:11:34,333 as I am in those conditions. 168 00:11:34,433 --> 00:11:38,467 Listen, Andy, if anybody should feel bad, it should be me. 169 00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:41,300 I mean, I was driving, wasn't I? 170 00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:45,767 - Thanks, Arnie. 171 00:11:47,700 --> 00:11:49,633 - I'll give you a ring. 172 00:11:58,833 --> 00:12:00,167 - Thought you'd be asleep. 173 00:12:00,267 --> 00:12:03,467 - No, Mum and Dad have just gone to bed. 174 00:12:03,567 --> 00:12:05,567 - Right. 175 00:12:06,067 --> 00:12:08,433 - I've asked them to stay on. 176 00:12:09,867 --> 00:12:11,867 - What?! 177 00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:12,533 - Just for a couple of days. 178 00:12:12,633 --> 00:12:14,800 I'm worried about Dad. 179 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,567 He just keeps repeating himself. 180 00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:18,833 He went on and on about alarms 181 00:12:18,933 --> 00:12:20,900 and security systems all night. 182 00:12:21,067 --> 00:12:24,067 He didn't seem to know he'd said it all before. 183 00:12:24,167 --> 00:12:25,333 - Drink? - No. 184 00:12:27,967 --> 00:12:29,667 It's more than that. 185 00:12:32,733 --> 00:12:34,500 - Morning, sir. 186 00:12:34,600 --> 00:12:36,600 - Anything? 187 00:12:35,467 --> 00:12:36,633 - Not yet, sir. 188 00:12:36,733 --> 00:12:38,933 - Let's wait for our lord and master for inspiration then. 189 00:12:39,067 --> 00:12:41,333 - The chief constable would like to see you. 190 00:12:41,433 --> 00:12:43,433 - I beg your pardon? 191 00:12:42,333 --> 00:12:43,667 - He's waiting for you. 192 00:12:43,767 --> 00:12:45,767 - Where? 193 00:12:44,733 --> 00:12:47,233 - In the conference room. 194 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:51,267 - What's dragging him out from under his duvet. 195 00:12:55,167 --> 00:12:56,333 - But surly a murder case like this should 196 00:12:56,433 --> 00:12:58,333 be Superintendent Dalziel's. 197 00:12:58,433 --> 00:13:01,733 - Not the only great mind we have here is he? 198 00:13:01,833 --> 00:13:06,067 Actually, I believe you bumped into him last night. 199 00:13:06,933 --> 00:13:09,867 - Only momentarily sir, he was witness to a car accident. 200 00:13:09,967 --> 00:13:11,967 - Yes. 201 00:13:12,100 --> 00:13:14,100 Yes, yes. 202 00:13:15,667 --> 00:13:18,867 Did he happen to mention it was his car? 203 00:13:18,967 --> 00:13:20,433 - No, sir. 204 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:22,267 Mr Bancroft was driving. 205 00:13:22,367 --> 00:13:23,967 - The bookmaker, yes. 206 00:13:24,067 --> 00:13:25,767 - I believe they'd been for a meal, sir. 207 00:13:25,867 --> 00:13:29,333 - Apparently, they were guests of Major Kassell. 208 00:13:29,433 --> 00:13:33,300 He works for Sir William Pledger out at Haycroft Grange. 209 00:13:33,400 --> 00:13:36,133 - You're very well informed, sir. 210 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:41,767 - Had the editor of the Chronicle on the phone, first thing. 211 00:13:42,633 --> 00:13:45,567 Not one to cause trouble, but. 212 00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:49,300 Seems a doctor has been making accusations. 213 00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:55,600 The problem is, Peter, our friend was seen 214 00:13:55,700 --> 00:14:00,300 driving his car away by one of the waitresses. 215 00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,667 Sure it's a mistake, but. 216 00:14:02,767 --> 00:14:04,433 I just feel for the moment it might be better 217 00:14:04,533 --> 00:14:07,367 for Andy to stay out of the spotlight. 218 00:14:07,467 --> 00:14:09,433 Take a holiday, perhaps, 219 00:14:09,533 --> 00:14:13,233 whilst we sort this out, discreetly. 220 00:14:13,333 --> 00:14:14,367 - "We", sir? 221 00:14:15,300 --> 00:14:17,067 You want me to investigate my boss? 222 00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:19,633 - Not investigate, no no absolutely not. 223 00:14:19,733 --> 00:14:22,900 There's no call as yet for a formal inquiry on this matter. 224 00:14:23,067 --> 00:14:26,467 But it's best to be prepared isn't it? 225 00:14:26,567 --> 00:14:28,133 Wouldn't want to lose a man of 226 00:14:28,233 --> 00:14:31,233 Andy's undoubted caliber, would we? 227 00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:34,200 Not to mere rumor and speculation. 228 00:14:36,700 --> 00:14:38,133 That's all. 229 00:14:38,233 --> 00:14:39,667 Thank you, Peter. 230 00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:42,200 - Thank you, sir. 231 00:14:45,067 --> 00:14:49,600 - Oh, Peter, perhaps you could suggest the holiday to Andy? 232 00:14:49,700 --> 00:14:52,867 I'm sure it'll come better from you. 233 00:14:52,967 --> 00:14:54,967 - Sir. 234 00:15:05,167 --> 00:15:06,800 - What's this a raid? 235 00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:09,667 - Sorry, sir I did try the bell. 236 00:15:09,767 --> 00:15:10,933 You all right? 237 00:15:11,733 --> 00:15:12,767 - Brilliant. 238 00:15:13,667 --> 00:15:15,133 - You really shouldn't be drinking you know, 239 00:15:15,233 --> 00:15:16,300 it's not good for yah. 240 00:15:16,400 --> 00:15:19,067 - I'm moved by your concern for my liver. 241 00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:21,067 I'll leave it to you in the will. 242 00:15:21,133 --> 00:15:22,800 You bring the bacon? 243 00:15:28,333 --> 00:15:31,333 Who says they saw me driving the car? 244 00:15:31,433 --> 00:15:32,800 - Your waitress. 245 00:15:35,133 --> 00:15:37,233 Were you driving, Andy? 246 00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:41,500 - I think Mr Bancroft made an excellent statement. 247 00:15:42,533 --> 00:15:46,967 I shouldn't hold Hector's spelling against him. 248 00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:48,600 Oh, come on Peter! 249 00:15:49,467 --> 00:15:52,567 This is a crock of the proverbial and you know it. 250 00:15:52,667 --> 00:15:54,167 - You seemed very upset last night. 251 00:15:54,267 --> 00:15:56,433 - Of course I was! 252 00:15:56,533 --> 00:16:00,233 I don't get my kicks running over geriatric cyclists. 253 00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:02,233 - You didn't run over him. 254 00:16:02,333 --> 00:16:04,333 - I was in the car. 255 00:16:03,300 --> 00:16:05,067 You know what I mean. 256 00:16:06,667 --> 00:16:08,300 You don't believe me. 257 00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,500 - I didn't say that. 258 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:12,100 - Have I ever lied to you? 259 00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,867 - Oh, come on, Andy! 260 00:16:14,967 --> 00:16:16,300 - Alright, I might have lied once or twice 261 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:19,167 for a laugh, but this is no joke! 262 00:16:20,067 --> 00:16:22,067 - No. 263 00:16:22,933 --> 00:16:25,400 Of course I believe you. 264 00:16:25,500 --> 00:16:28,867 - Right, now we've got that out of the way, 265 00:16:28,967 --> 00:16:32,433 give me five minutes and we'll get to work. 266 00:16:32,533 --> 00:16:34,600 - I don't think that would be wise. 267 00:16:34,700 --> 00:16:36,700 - What? 268 00:16:36,967 --> 00:16:38,467 - We think it would be better if you took a little holiday 269 00:16:38,567 --> 00:16:40,867 till all this blows over. 270 00:16:40,967 --> 00:16:42,967 - "We"? 271 00:16:43,333 --> 00:16:45,733 Is that the royal we? 272 00:16:45,833 --> 00:16:47,733 I knew you were posh Peter. 273 00:16:47,833 --> 00:16:51,267 Where have you been hiding the blue blood? 274 00:16:51,367 --> 00:16:55,133 - It's a suggestion from the Chief Constable. 275 00:16:57,067 --> 00:17:00,067 - Oh, he's a definite "we", he is. 276 00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:03,433 A wee little scrotum! 277 00:17:04,800 --> 00:17:06,433 So that's the game? 278 00:17:07,433 --> 00:17:10,333 He sees a chance of getting at me eh. 279 00:17:10,433 --> 00:17:12,533 And he's using you to stab me in the back! 280 00:17:12,633 --> 00:17:13,833 - It's not like that Andy. 281 00:17:13,933 --> 00:17:15,500 - What's he offered you? 282 00:17:15,600 --> 00:17:18,067 Your first murder case? 283 00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:21,900 What a rising star you are now the old man's out of the way. 284 00:17:22,067 --> 00:17:24,233 - Look Andy I want you back! 285 00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:26,333 - Don't. 286 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:28,067 Don't make me cry. 287 00:17:29,267 --> 00:17:30,867 I hate soggy bread. 288 00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:38,633 - I'd best be off. 289 00:17:38,733 --> 00:17:40,733 - Listen. 290 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:43,100 Peter. 291 00:17:44,167 --> 00:17:45,633 I wasn't driving. 292 00:17:46,633 --> 00:17:50,233 Sir, nobody's accusing you of anything. 293 00:17:50,333 --> 00:17:51,700 - Here, come on. 294 00:17:52,600 --> 00:17:54,600 - What? 295 00:17:54,400 --> 00:17:56,433 - Kiss my cheek, Judas. 296 00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:57,933 Go the whole hog! 297 00:17:59,067 --> 00:18:00,967 - Andy, I believe you. 298 00:18:02,233 --> 00:18:04,500 Just don't push it too far! 299 00:18:18,367 --> 00:18:19,767 You writing this in dialect DC Hector 300 00:18:19,867 --> 00:18:21,700 or is this your normal literary style? 301 00:18:21,800 --> 00:18:22,900 - Sorry, sir? 302 00:18:24,167 --> 00:18:26,167 - Just give me the essence of 303 00:18:25,067 --> 00:18:27,300 your door-to-door solicitations. 304 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:28,867 - Sir? 305 00:18:28,967 --> 00:18:31,133 - Get anything at all, Hector? 306 00:18:31,233 --> 00:18:33,867 - No, sir nobody knows nothing. 307 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:37,500 - Right. 308 00:18:38,133 --> 00:18:39,167 Keep going. 309 00:18:39,267 --> 00:18:41,267 - Sir. 310 00:18:47,800 --> 00:18:50,233 - Did we win him in the lottery? 311 00:18:50,333 --> 00:18:52,333 - It's his local beat. 312 00:18:52,433 --> 00:18:54,433 - That should drive fear into the 313 00:18:53,367 --> 00:18:56,933 hearts of the criminals for eternity. 314 00:18:57,067 --> 00:18:59,867 - Mrs Frostrick's arrived, sir, with Mr Frostrick. 315 00:19:00,067 --> 00:19:01,367 - Wheel them in. 316 00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:08,800 You normally phoned your father? 317 00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:10,300 - Every night. 318 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:11,567 Well he was an old man. 319 00:19:11,667 --> 00:19:13,300 He shouldn't really have been on his own. 320 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,300 - It's what he wanted. 321 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,867 - He were very independent, like. 322 00:19:19,967 --> 00:19:21,667 - What time did you call? 323 00:19:21,767 --> 00:19:23,233 - First time, about 08:00. 324 00:19:23,333 --> 00:19:25,333 He didn't answer. 325 00:19:24,433 --> 00:19:26,867 Sometimes he had a bath then. 326 00:19:27,733 --> 00:19:28,900 - But you called again? 327 00:19:29,067 --> 00:19:31,067 - About 10:00. 328 00:19:30,133 --> 00:19:34,800 Then I really began to worry, so I caught the bus. 329 00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:38,100 - Couldn't you have driven your wife, Mr Frostrick? 330 00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:40,300 - It was a club night. 331 00:19:40,400 --> 00:19:41,667 British Legion. 332 00:19:46,667 --> 00:19:50,300 - When you found your father, did he say anything? 333 00:19:50,400 --> 00:19:52,433 - Just "Charley". 334 00:19:52,533 --> 00:19:54,967 He thought I was Charley. 335 00:19:55,067 --> 00:19:57,067 - And who's? 336 00:19:55,900 --> 00:19:56,933 - Our lad. 337 00:19:57,067 --> 00:19:59,067 - Him and his Grandad were very close. 338 00:19:59,167 --> 00:20:01,867 It was his Grandad talked him into going into the Army. 339 00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:03,067 - Best bloody bit of advice he ever 340 00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:04,633 gave him in his whole life. 341 00:20:04,733 --> 00:20:06,433 Got him out the clutches of that tart. 342 00:20:06,533 --> 00:20:08,067 - Charley's fiancee. 343 00:20:08,167 --> 00:20:10,933 - Not if I've owt to do with it. 344 00:20:11,033 --> 00:20:13,000 - What regiment's he in? 345 00:20:13,100 --> 00:20:15,700 - Mid-Yorkshire Infantry. 346 00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:17,833 - It's a local camp sir. 347 00:20:19,833 --> 00:20:22,200 - So he's not far away, then? 348 00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:23,333 - No, he's. 349 00:20:23,433 --> 00:20:25,800 - Before you go getting any daft ideas, Inspector. 350 00:20:25,900 --> 00:20:29,900 he's up north, on maneuvers before he goes to Germany. 351 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:33,833 I don't reckon they give 'em days off to go home visiting. 352 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:37,967 They didn't when I was with 'em that's for sure. 353 00:20:41,233 --> 00:20:43,833 - Mrs Frostrick, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask 354 00:20:43,933 --> 00:20:46,333 you to come round the house with me. 355 00:20:46,433 --> 00:20:47,867 - Yes, thank you. 356 00:20:52,567 --> 00:20:53,667 - Get him out my way. 357 00:20:53,767 --> 00:20:55,000 - Mr Frostrick, do you mind if we check 358 00:20:55,100 --> 00:20:57,233 round the back of the house? 359 00:20:57,333 --> 00:21:00,467 - His medals are missing too. 360 00:21:00,567 --> 00:21:02,367 - We'll need a description. 361 00:21:02,467 --> 00:21:05,333 - I could draw you a picture. 362 00:21:05,433 --> 00:21:08,067 He was so proud of them. 363 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,267 He was going to leave them to Charley. 364 00:21:13,167 --> 00:21:15,267 - The Army's big in your life, is it? 365 00:21:15,367 --> 00:21:18,400 - Round here, there's not much else. 366 00:21:19,633 --> 00:21:20,867 Shame, really. 367 00:21:22,433 --> 00:21:24,733 - Apart from the medals, the radio and the watch 368 00:21:24,833 --> 00:21:28,433 you can't see anything else that's missing? 369 00:21:30,333 --> 00:21:32,667 Did he have any money in the house? 370 00:21:32,767 --> 00:21:35,800 - I was always on at him about that. 371 00:21:35,900 --> 00:21:39,300 But they don't trust banks, do they? 372 00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,800 - Any idea where he might've kept it? 373 00:21:41,900 --> 00:21:44,500 - There wouldn't have been much. 374 00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:45,633 How do you know? 375 00:21:45,733 --> 00:21:47,933 - He only had his pension. 376 00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:52,900 He lent our Charley 500 when he signed up. 377 00:21:53,067 --> 00:21:55,067 - What for? 378 00:21:54,767 --> 00:21:56,567 - An engagement ring. 379 00:21:57,867 --> 00:22:00,633 - So your father was in favor of their relationship, then? 380 00:22:00,733 --> 00:22:01,867 - Oh, no. 381 00:22:01,967 --> 00:22:03,400 No, he hated her. 382 00:22:05,067 --> 00:22:08,100 The one thing my husband and him had in common. 383 00:22:08,200 --> 00:22:12,133 No he wouldn't have given him a brass farthing for her. 384 00:22:12,233 --> 00:22:16,300 He thought he was setting Charley up for the Army. 385 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:17,733 - How do you know this? 386 00:22:17,833 --> 00:22:19,967 - Charley told me. 387 00:22:20,067 --> 00:22:21,833 He felt bad about it. 388 00:22:25,067 --> 00:22:27,200 But you know what love's like. 389 00:22:27,300 --> 00:22:29,200 - Not at 500 a ring, I don't. 390 00:22:29,300 --> 00:22:31,567 - Karen wants the best. 391 00:22:31,667 --> 00:22:34,300 She's that kind of girl. 392 00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:39,067 - I'd like to speak to Major Kassell, please, sweetheart. 393 00:22:39,100 --> 00:22:41,333 Don't give me that crap love! 394 00:22:41,433 --> 00:22:44,167 I don't care if he's shooting rhinos in downtown Leeds! 395 00:22:44,267 --> 00:22:46,767 I want him and I want him now! 396 00:22:47,667 --> 00:22:51,400 Well, give me his bloody mobile number, then! 397 00:22:56,800 --> 00:22:58,167 - Andy, you can rely on me. 398 00:22:58,267 --> 00:23:00,167 It's my pleasure. 399 00:23:00,267 --> 00:23:02,600 Oh I wouldn't worry about that. 400 00:23:02,700 --> 00:23:04,233 I'll have a word there as well. 401 00:23:04,333 --> 00:23:06,167 Doesn't look like a girl who'd cause us 402 00:23:06,267 --> 00:23:08,433 too much of a problem. 403 00:23:08,533 --> 00:23:12,267 Might even be able to turn it to my own advantage. 404 00:23:12,367 --> 00:23:14,367 It's nothing. 405 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:14,833 You scratch my back. 406 00:23:14,933 --> 00:23:16,067 - Invite him. 407 00:23:17,067 --> 00:23:18,133 - Sir William's very keen to meet 408 00:23:18,233 --> 00:23:21,833 you now you've some time on your hands. 409 00:23:21,933 --> 00:23:23,667 Look forward to it. 410 00:23:23,767 --> 00:23:26,200 And don't worry, no problems. 411 00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,067 - This used to be my bedroom. 412 00:23:37,700 --> 00:23:39,733 We converted it for him. 413 00:23:44,633 --> 00:23:47,967 Well, you need a proper bath, don't you? 414 00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:54,800 - Dolly? 415 00:23:55,167 --> 00:23:58,967 Oh, you're all right, love, you're all right. 416 00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,233 I'll take her for a cuppa tea. 417 00:24:08,733 --> 00:24:11,367 - Message from the Chief Constable, sir, 418 00:24:11,467 --> 00:24:14,767 just wondering how you were getting on. 419 00:24:23,933 --> 00:24:25,100 - Where's Frostrick? 420 00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:26,700 - He's checking out the shed. 421 00:24:26,800 --> 00:24:28,933 - Check him out, I want to know his alibi holds 422 00:24:29,067 --> 00:24:31,433 water, six pints of ale and 40 witnesses. 423 00:24:31,533 --> 00:24:34,433 And make me an appointment at the camp. 424 00:24:34,533 --> 00:24:36,767 His last words could have been the name of the murderer. 425 00:24:36,867 --> 00:24:41,067 You don't waste your last breath on minor matters. 426 00:25:10,267 --> 00:25:12,267 - Come in. 427 00:25:14,233 --> 00:25:15,833 He shouldn't have gone like that should he? 428 00:25:15,933 --> 00:25:17,933 It's not right. 429 00:25:16,967 --> 00:25:18,233 - No. 430 00:25:18,333 --> 00:25:20,333 Would you like a cuppa? 431 00:25:19,433 --> 00:25:21,433 I'm out of biscuits. 432 00:25:20,267 --> 00:25:22,267 - Thank you, no. 433 00:25:21,100 --> 00:25:22,933 - I owe the taxi, Mam. 434 00:25:28,900 --> 00:25:30,900 Me mam told me. 435 00:25:29,967 --> 00:25:34,267 I came straight away, I'm sorry, Mrs Frostrick. 436 00:25:34,367 --> 00:25:36,067 - Thank you. 437 00:25:36,167 --> 00:25:38,433 - Does this mean Charley'll be home? 438 00:25:38,533 --> 00:25:40,533 - Yes. 439 00:25:39,367 --> 00:25:41,367 - Great! 440 00:25:42,267 --> 00:25:43,667 Who's this, then? 441 00:25:43,767 --> 00:25:45,200 - Detective Inspector Pascoe. 442 00:25:45,300 --> 00:25:47,167 - This is Karen, Tracey's daughter. 443 00:25:47,267 --> 00:25:49,400 - Charley's fiancee. 444 00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:50,600 - Very nice. 445 00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:51,967 - That's how they met, 446 00:25:52,067 --> 00:25:56,067 with Charley coming round to see his Grandad. 447 00:25:56,133 --> 00:25:57,800 - Were you here last night? 448 00:25:57,900 --> 00:25:58,967 - No, I don't live here. 449 00:25:59,067 --> 00:26:01,633 I work in a hotel, well, I did. 450 00:26:01,733 --> 00:26:03,200 - You haven't lost your job Karen? 451 00:26:03,300 --> 00:26:04,767 - I told them where to stuff it this morning 452 00:26:04,867 --> 00:26:06,133 as soon as I heard about Charley. 453 00:26:06,233 --> 00:26:08,133 It's a dead end there, they treat you like shit! 454 00:26:08,233 --> 00:26:09,300 - Karen, please! 455 00:26:09,400 --> 00:26:11,733 - They do mam and it's not as if they pay you proper. 456 00:26:11,833 --> 00:26:13,700 Besides what's the point in going on working there? 457 00:26:13,800 --> 00:26:16,567 When Charley comes, we'll get wed and I'll go off with him. 458 00:26:16,667 --> 00:26:18,167 Germany's gotta be livelier then here. 459 00:26:18,267 --> 00:26:19,633 - You'll do what my lady? 460 00:26:19,733 --> 00:26:20,833 - I'm gonna marry Charley. 461 00:26:20,933 --> 00:26:23,667 They've got proper living quarters pit there. 462 00:26:23,767 --> 00:26:26,067 - He joined up to get away from tramps like you. 463 00:26:26,133 --> 00:26:28,133 - That's not what his letters say! 464 00:26:28,233 --> 00:26:29,400 - If you think for one second. 465 00:26:29,500 --> 00:26:31,800 - Mr Frostrick you mustn't remove items from 466 00:26:31,900 --> 00:26:33,900 the scene of a crime. 467 00:26:32,800 --> 00:26:34,367 - You know what you can do don't yah? 468 00:26:34,467 --> 00:26:36,467 - Karen! 469 00:26:35,300 --> 00:26:37,300 - You see this? 470 00:26:36,333 --> 00:26:37,833 That's what your son thinks of me, thems real! 471 00:26:37,933 --> 00:26:40,867 500 quid that cost, that's how much I mean to him! 472 00:26:45,833 --> 00:26:49,233 Mam, get the sodding control! 473 00:26:49,333 --> 00:26:51,267 500?! 474 00:26:51,367 --> 00:26:53,833 How the hell did he get 500? 475 00:26:55,300 --> 00:26:57,700 - You all right, sir? 476 00:26:57,800 --> 00:27:00,367 - I've just met love's young dream. 477 00:27:00,467 --> 00:27:03,400 That Frostrick's got a temper on him. 478 00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:04,667 - I'm on to it, sir. 479 00:27:04,767 --> 00:27:06,333 - No, send Singh. 480 00:27:06,433 --> 00:27:07,500 I'll go to the base. 481 00:27:07,600 --> 00:27:10,633 I want you to see another major or rather an ex-major, 482 00:27:10,733 --> 00:27:12,867 the name of Kassell, he was at the meal with Dalziel. 483 00:27:12,967 --> 00:27:14,967 Then meet me at the Paradise for lunch. 484 00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:16,300 - Sir? 485 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:19,133 - We deserve a taste of the high life. 486 00:27:19,233 --> 00:27:21,100 - What are we going to do about them sir? 487 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:22,667 - Get Hector to talk them down. 488 00:27:22,767 --> 00:27:24,867 He's got the local touch. 489 00:27:32,700 --> 00:27:34,633 - His father was on the phone first thing. 490 00:27:34,733 --> 00:27:35,867 Bad business. 491 00:27:35,967 --> 00:27:37,667 We've granted him compassionate leave, 492 00:27:37,767 --> 00:27:39,567 he'll be home today. 493 00:27:39,667 --> 00:27:42,467 - Could he have found his way home before now Captain? 494 00:27:42,567 --> 00:27:44,400 - There's a lot of mist on the moor Inspector, 495 00:27:44,500 --> 00:27:46,200 he'd have had a job. 496 00:27:46,300 --> 00:27:47,533 - Possible, though? 497 00:27:47,633 --> 00:27:51,067 - Well, we do let the men sleep occasionally. 498 00:27:51,167 --> 00:27:54,333 Actually, he has a bit of a reputation in that respect. 499 00:27:54,433 --> 00:27:55,600 - In what way? 500 00:27:55,700 --> 00:27:59,467 - I'll take you to the boys who know, the military police. 501 00:28:04,800 --> 00:28:06,100 - Morning, sir. 502 00:28:13,967 --> 00:28:17,233 - Sgt Myers, this is Dectective Inspector Pascoe. 503 00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:19,067 - Sir, one of our lads in trouble? 504 00:28:19,167 --> 00:28:21,100 - No at all, this is merely routine. 505 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,833 - I think these chaps know about routine. 506 00:28:22,933 --> 00:28:24,467 And not asking too many questions. 507 00:28:24,567 --> 00:28:26,667 Private Frostrick, what do you know? 508 00:28:26,767 --> 00:28:27,900 - Good lad, sir. 509 00:28:28,067 --> 00:28:29,567 Didn't cause us any trouble. 510 00:28:29,667 --> 00:28:32,733 - Reports speak of occasional lateness for first parade. 511 00:28:32,833 --> 00:28:34,400 - Matter of minutes sir. 512 00:28:34,500 --> 00:28:35,767 Not enough to add up to more than 513 00:28:35,867 --> 00:28:37,767 a day on jankers, picking up leaves. 514 00:28:37,867 --> 00:28:41,133 And he probably considered it worth it. 515 00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:43,600 - Why's that? 516 00:28:44,967 --> 00:28:46,867 - Corporal Gillott? 517 00:28:46,967 --> 00:28:48,267 - Apparently he was shagging some bird 518 00:28:48,367 --> 00:28:51,067 who worked in a hotel, sir. 519 00:28:51,133 --> 00:28:53,100 - Beautifully put Lance Corporal. 520 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,467 - Thank you, sir. 521 00:28:54,567 --> 00:28:56,633 She's not after him with a bun in the oven is she? 522 00:28:56,733 --> 00:29:00,300 - She may well be after him but that's not my concern. 523 00:29:00,400 --> 00:29:02,100 Thank you gentlemen. 524 00:29:28,233 --> 00:29:29,567 - Inspector Cruikshank? 525 00:29:29,667 --> 00:29:31,100 What are you doing here, sir? 526 00:29:31,200 --> 00:29:33,167 - Freezing my balls off. 527 00:29:33,267 --> 00:29:34,800 Andy sent you? 528 00:29:34,900 --> 00:29:37,533 - No, just on a routine matter. 529 00:29:38,833 --> 00:29:40,167 - Saturday, and I'm stuck here, 530 00:29:40,267 --> 00:29:42,233 when City are playing at home. 531 00:29:42,333 --> 00:29:46,067 Nursemaiding Customs and bloody Excise! 532 00:29:46,167 --> 00:29:47,567 - What's going on? 533 00:29:47,667 --> 00:29:48,833 - Somebody's tipped them that 534 00:29:48,933 --> 00:29:51,467 the chopper is stacked with heroin. 535 00:29:51,567 --> 00:29:53,233 All very softly, softly 'cause 536 00:29:53,333 --> 00:29:56,633 it's owned by Sir William Pledger's firm, 537 00:29:56,733 --> 00:29:58,667 and it's full of visiting Euros coming here 538 00:29:58,767 --> 00:30:01,533 to kill off what remains of our British wildlife. 539 00:30:01,633 --> 00:30:04,167 I supposed to stand here while they take it to bits 540 00:30:04,267 --> 00:30:06,400 and put it back together. 541 00:30:07,600 --> 00:30:09,600 Daft game! 542 00:30:09,833 --> 00:30:12,600 - I was told I'd find a Major Kassell here. 543 00:30:12,700 --> 00:30:16,900 - He's the posh-looking reception committee over there. 544 00:30:19,633 --> 00:30:21,433 - Keep moving around, sir. 545 00:30:21,533 --> 00:30:23,733 Get the blood circulating. 546 00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:27,667 Thank you, Sergeant. 547 00:30:33,367 --> 00:30:34,733 - Major Kassell? 548 00:30:36,967 --> 00:30:38,600 Sergeant Wield. 549 00:30:38,700 --> 00:30:40,133 - Sergeant. 550 00:30:40,233 --> 00:30:42,033 - I wonder if I might have a word? 551 00:30:42,133 --> 00:30:44,133 - Take as many as you like, I'm here 552 00:30:43,167 --> 00:30:45,333 till your lads blow the all-clear. 553 00:30:45,433 --> 00:30:48,333 - It's about an incident that occurred last night sir. 554 00:30:48,433 --> 00:30:50,000 - The accident, yes I heard. 555 00:30:50,100 --> 00:30:53,467 Must've shaken poor old Arnie up quite a bit. 556 00:30:53,567 --> 00:30:55,967 - Did you actually leave the restaurant with Mr 557 00:30:56,067 --> 00:30:57,967 Bancroft and Superintendent Dalziel? 558 00:30:58,067 --> 00:31:01,067 - Yes I stood at the car and waved them off. 559 00:31:01,100 --> 00:31:03,500 - So you're quite clear who was driving? 560 00:31:03,600 --> 00:31:05,233 - Couldn't be clearer. 561 00:31:05,333 --> 00:31:07,267 - Who was driving, sir? 562 00:31:09,067 --> 00:31:10,767 - Arnie Bancroft, of course. 563 00:31:10,867 --> 00:31:12,867 Who else? 564 00:32:04,100 --> 00:32:06,567 - Not gone for the set lunch? 565 00:32:06,667 --> 00:32:09,067 - Half my pension for the ploughman's. 566 00:32:09,100 --> 00:32:11,267 - Can't see Andy forking out either, can you? 567 00:32:11,367 --> 00:32:13,367 - I checked. 568 00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,433 Major Kassell picked up the bill. 569 00:32:14,533 --> 00:32:16,400 - Now, why would he do that? 570 00:32:16,500 --> 00:32:20,333 - Perhaps he's in love with the Fat Controller. 571 00:32:20,433 --> 00:32:23,733 Anyway, he confirmed Bancroft was driving. 572 00:32:23,833 --> 00:32:25,500 That seems to be it. 573 00:32:26,367 --> 00:32:28,900 - I don't know, there's still the waitress to check out. 574 00:32:29,067 --> 00:32:31,633 - Why would Kassell lie? 575 00:32:31,733 --> 00:32:33,300 - What have you got on him? 576 00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:36,200 - MC for Sir William's estate parties. 577 00:32:36,300 --> 00:32:37,833 Apparently met up when the Major was 578 00:32:37,933 --> 00:32:40,667 serving in Hong Kong about 10 years back. 579 00:32:40,767 --> 00:32:42,067 Sir William was on business 580 00:32:42,133 --> 00:32:44,233 but liked to keep in touch with his old regiment. 581 00:32:44,333 --> 00:32:46,333 - Which regiment? 582 00:32:45,400 --> 00:32:48,200 - Same as Frostrick's, they're all local boys. 583 00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:51,333 Anyway the major was easily tempted to pack up his old 584 00:32:51,433 --> 00:32:54,900 kit bag and join Sir William's private army. 585 00:32:55,067 --> 00:32:56,567 One thing though, sir. 586 00:32:56,667 --> 00:32:58,433 When I tracked him down he was waiting 587 00:32:58,533 --> 00:33:00,967 for Sir William's private helicopter. 588 00:33:01,067 --> 00:33:02,900 And so was our Inspector Cruikshank. 589 00:33:03,067 --> 00:33:04,267 And the Customs boys. 590 00:33:04,367 --> 00:33:06,433 - What were they looking for? 591 00:33:06,533 --> 00:33:08,533 - Heroin. 592 00:33:08,667 --> 00:33:10,600 - Did they find any? 593 00:33:10,700 --> 00:33:14,900 - Not when I left, but it looked like it might take all day. 594 00:33:16,267 --> 00:33:18,300 - Can I get you gentlemen anything? 595 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,600 - Inspector Pascoe and his Lieutenant would love 596 00:33:20,700 --> 00:33:23,333 a portion of your game pie, Stella. 597 00:33:23,433 --> 00:33:25,867 And I'll have the usual liquid lunch. 598 00:33:25,967 --> 00:33:27,600 - On its way, Andy. 599 00:33:28,433 --> 00:33:30,933 - What are you two doing here? 600 00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:35,333 Come into a pay rise during my absence? 601 00:33:35,433 --> 00:33:37,700 - Could ask you the same question, sir. 602 00:33:37,800 --> 00:33:39,800 - Returning to the scene of the crime. 603 00:33:39,900 --> 00:33:41,833 Come to wipe off my fingerprints. 604 00:33:41,933 --> 00:33:44,867 They're all over lovely Stella here. 605 00:33:44,967 --> 00:33:46,933 Well, nearly all over. 606 00:33:47,067 --> 00:33:49,533 That's not true, actually, but I thought you'd want to give 607 00:33:49,633 --> 00:33:52,733 her a once-over with your fine brush. 608 00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:57,133 - Excuse me could I just have a word? 609 00:33:57,233 --> 00:33:59,233 - Look at that! 610 00:33:58,300 --> 00:34:00,267 Leaped at the chance. 611 00:34:00,367 --> 00:34:03,733 And him with a bonny wee babe, shocking. 612 00:34:03,833 --> 00:34:05,833 He's probably going to ask her 613 00:34:04,900 --> 00:34:07,933 if she takes Luncheon Vouchers. 614 00:34:08,067 --> 00:34:10,900 That'll be it, won't it, Sergeant? 615 00:34:14,633 --> 00:34:16,967 Always enjoy our conversations. 616 00:34:17,067 --> 00:34:18,900 - I'm rather busy, Inspector. 617 00:34:19,067 --> 00:34:20,833 - It won't take long. 618 00:34:20,933 --> 00:34:22,267 - You didn't see Superintendent Dalziel 619 00:34:22,367 --> 00:34:23,667 leave last night, did you? 620 00:34:23,767 --> 00:34:26,233 - Afraid not, why do you want to know? 621 00:34:26,333 --> 00:34:28,200 - So you weren't the waitress? 622 00:34:28,300 --> 00:34:29,800 - I'm the owner. 623 00:34:29,900 --> 00:34:34,067 Well, the bank graciously lets me put my name over the door. 624 00:34:34,133 --> 00:34:36,233 - Is the waitress in today? 625 00:34:36,333 --> 00:34:39,167 - Afraid not, she quit this morning. 626 00:34:39,267 --> 00:34:43,067 - Her name wouldn't happen be Karen Spillings, would it? 627 00:34:43,167 --> 00:34:45,167 - Know her? 628 00:34:44,267 --> 00:34:45,933 - I'm familiar with her. 629 00:34:46,067 --> 00:34:48,333 - That sounds the right word for Karen. 630 00:34:48,433 --> 00:34:49,533 - What do you mean? 631 00:34:49,633 --> 00:34:51,833 - She can be very familiar. 632 00:34:51,933 --> 00:34:54,200 Makes her popular in some circles. 633 00:34:54,300 --> 00:34:56,500 Not in mine, I'm afraid. 634 00:34:56,600 --> 00:34:58,700 - Too attentive to the male clientele. 635 00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:02,633 - Some of them don't seem to object, like your friend. 636 00:35:02,733 --> 00:35:04,867 - Can't be bad for business. 637 00:35:04,967 --> 00:35:06,767 - I tend to draw the line at entertaining 638 00:35:06,867 --> 00:35:11,500 soldiers on top of the kitchen table at 3:00 in the morning. 639 00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:13,533 - Well, they were engaged. 640 00:35:13,633 --> 00:35:15,600 - Quite clearly. 641 00:35:15,700 --> 00:35:17,567 - What did they do when they saw you? 642 00:35:17,667 --> 00:35:19,333 - They didn't, they had their backs to me. 643 00:35:19,433 --> 00:35:21,667 Frankly, I didn't feel it was an 644 00:35:21,767 --> 00:35:26,300 appropriate time to introduce a verbal form of intercourse. 645 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:28,600 - But you used it as grounds for dismissal? 646 00:35:28,700 --> 00:35:29,867 - No, I didn't. 647 00:35:29,967 --> 00:35:32,433 As you say, she wasn't altogether bad for business. 648 00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:36,433 Excuse me, I'm rather short-handed. 649 00:35:36,533 --> 00:35:38,533 - Yes? 650 00:35:37,367 --> 00:35:38,900 Oh Major Kassell how are you? 651 00:35:39,067 --> 00:35:41,067 Good morning. 652 00:35:40,067 --> 00:35:43,400 Oh, I had rather a rush on the game pie. 653 00:35:44,633 --> 00:35:45,867 Is there? 654 00:35:45,967 --> 00:35:49,600 Oh thank you, no thank you I appreciate it. 655 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,800 Karen? 656 00:35:58,267 --> 00:36:01,200 - Did you get anything out of her? 657 00:36:01,300 --> 00:36:03,300 No? 658 00:36:03,300 --> 00:36:05,333 There's a lot would like to. 659 00:36:05,433 --> 00:36:07,467 But she's got pride. 660 00:36:07,567 --> 00:36:09,567 That lass carries the weight 661 00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:11,733 of the world on her slim, delicate shoulders. 662 00:36:11,833 --> 00:36:13,533 - You seem very well informed. 663 00:36:13,633 --> 00:36:15,667 - Eat here all the time. 664 00:36:17,533 --> 00:36:20,067 How's the investigation going? 665 00:36:20,100 --> 00:36:21,733 - Which one? 666 00:36:21,833 --> 00:36:23,867 - Are there two? 667 00:36:23,967 --> 00:36:25,733 The Deeks case. 668 00:36:25,833 --> 00:36:26,867 - It's okay. 669 00:36:29,667 --> 00:36:31,667 - Is that the full briefing? 670 00:36:31,767 --> 00:36:33,867 - You're supposed to be on holiday. 671 00:36:33,967 --> 00:36:35,400 - Oh, yeah right. 672 00:36:36,900 --> 00:36:38,067 Clean forgot. 673 00:36:40,533 --> 00:36:43,067 Sorry, lads, can't stop. 674 00:36:43,100 --> 00:36:45,867 Got to go pheasant shooting. 675 00:36:45,967 --> 00:36:48,667 If you see the chief Constable, ask him 676 00:36:48,767 --> 00:36:52,133 to take a stroll across the moor later on. 677 00:36:52,233 --> 00:36:55,067 I'd like to bag a really big one. 678 00:36:56,367 --> 00:36:57,700 See you, Brutus. 679 00:37:08,733 --> 00:37:12,300 - He wouldn't do anything bent, sir, would he? 680 00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:14,400 - How many times have you heard 681 00:37:13,500 --> 00:37:17,267 character witnesses say that in all good faith? 682 00:37:24,300 --> 00:37:26,433 - Can we claim for these? 683 00:38:13,700 --> 00:38:15,700 - Would you like a lift? 684 00:38:14,533 --> 00:38:16,467 - No, thank you. 685 00:38:16,567 --> 00:38:18,600 - Don't you remember me? 686 00:38:19,533 --> 00:38:21,667 - Oh, yeah you're one of them blokes from last night. 687 00:38:21,767 --> 00:38:24,067 Left me that big tip. 688 00:38:24,167 --> 00:38:26,500 - I appreciated the service. 689 00:38:27,433 --> 00:38:28,833 Come on, get in. 690 00:38:29,967 --> 00:38:31,067 You never know, I might even offer you 691 00:38:31,133 --> 00:38:35,367 something more interesting than a drive into town. 692 00:38:47,067 --> 00:38:48,767 - How did Forensics miss this first time round? 693 00:38:48,867 --> 00:38:50,700 - The bath mat was soaking what with Deeks 694 00:38:50,800 --> 00:38:52,467 struggling and splashing about. 695 00:38:52,567 --> 00:38:56,500 Now it's had time to dry, you can see the indentations. 696 00:38:56,600 --> 00:38:59,233 Looks like a footprint. 697 00:38:59,333 --> 00:39:02,167 - What else do you conjecture, son? 698 00:39:02,267 --> 00:39:04,467 - Could be an Army boot. 699 00:39:04,567 --> 00:39:06,533 - Frostrick's looks like a big boots man. 700 00:39:06,633 --> 00:39:07,867 - Alibi stands though sir. 701 00:39:07,967 --> 00:39:09,533 Unless he brought the darts team, 702 00:39:09,633 --> 00:39:11,800 with their wives and sandwiches. 703 00:39:11,900 --> 00:39:13,900 I think they would have left crumbs. 704 00:39:14,067 --> 00:39:16,700 - If they had, Forensics would have missed them. 705 00:39:16,800 --> 00:39:17,867 This is all we've got. 706 00:39:17,967 --> 00:39:19,633 Get an impression. 707 00:39:19,733 --> 00:39:21,333 - Already have sir. 708 00:39:22,200 --> 00:39:24,633 - Okay let's go play Cinderella. 709 00:39:35,667 --> 00:39:37,567 Could it have been an Army boot? 710 00:39:37,667 --> 00:39:38,800 - Could be. 711 00:39:38,900 --> 00:39:41,533 Could be a work of modern art. 712 00:39:41,633 --> 00:39:44,667 Sign it and see what you get for it. 713 00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:49,600 Lance Corporal, show the gentlemen here your footwear. 714 00:39:49,700 --> 00:39:51,700 - What? 715 00:39:52,167 --> 00:39:53,200 - They want to see if we're still 716 00:39:53,300 --> 00:39:55,833 polishing them up to standard. 717 00:40:01,100 --> 00:40:03,633 Lovely, could see your face in them. 718 00:40:03,733 --> 00:40:08,033 Not that you'd want to though would you Lance Corporal! 719 00:40:08,133 --> 00:40:09,967 Show him your soles. 720 00:40:10,067 --> 00:40:12,800 - Want me to tap-dance as well? 721 00:40:12,900 --> 00:40:16,467 - Lets save the floor show till later, eh? 722 00:40:24,667 --> 00:40:27,167 Came across one of your ex-officers recently. 723 00:40:27,267 --> 00:40:29,267 - Oh, aye? 724 00:40:28,167 --> 00:40:30,033 - Major Kassell. - Oh. 725 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:33,100 - You know him? - Yeah. 726 00:40:35,000 --> 00:40:37,000 - He'd the sense to get out and 727 00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:38,667 make a go of it in civvy street. 728 00:40:38,767 --> 00:40:40,200 - Doesn't take much sense when it's that 729 00:40:40,300 --> 00:40:43,500 or face a court martial does it. 730 00:40:43,600 --> 00:40:45,633 Course, they give him the choice. 731 00:40:45,733 --> 00:40:47,000 Bloody officer! 732 00:40:48,767 --> 00:40:51,900 - This was the Hong Kong business, was it? 733 00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:53,867 - Never known a place like it. 734 00:40:53,967 --> 00:40:55,367 Everyone was on the fiddle. 735 00:40:55,467 --> 00:40:57,100 Your lot, my lot and the fat cats 736 00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,467 with titles to their names. 737 00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:03,067 - But nothing was proved, was it? 738 00:41:03,167 --> 00:41:07,100 - Officers only prove what they want to prove, don't they? 739 00:41:07,200 --> 00:41:10,400 That's why I got this far and no more. 740 00:41:13,067 --> 00:41:15,233 I'm not joining that scum. 741 00:41:16,767 --> 00:41:18,400 - Inspector. - What? 742 00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:26,167 - Come on, lads, let's get some work done round here. 743 00:41:26,267 --> 00:41:28,967 - It could be an Army boot, sir. 744 00:41:30,833 --> 00:41:32,167 - This is Yorkshire. 745 00:41:32,267 --> 00:41:33,400 Everybody wears boots, 746 00:41:33,500 --> 00:41:36,167 including women, children and pit ponies. 747 00:41:36,267 --> 00:41:37,800 It's not a fingerprint, lad, 748 00:41:37,900 --> 00:41:42,067 and right now that's what we could be doing with. 749 00:41:54,767 --> 00:41:56,767 - Dad? 750 00:41:56,900 --> 00:41:58,900 Dad! 751 00:42:00,300 --> 00:42:01,800 Are you all right? 752 00:42:03,400 --> 00:42:05,667 - Why shouldn't I be? 753 00:42:05,767 --> 00:42:07,767 - No, well. 754 00:42:08,900 --> 00:42:11,233 Do you want another coffee? 755 00:42:11,333 --> 00:42:12,733 - No, thank you. 756 00:42:44,933 --> 00:42:47,233 - See you've still got his photo. 757 00:42:47,333 --> 00:42:49,500 - Well, he was my godson, Arnie. 758 00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:51,633 I was proud of him. 759 00:42:51,733 --> 00:42:53,233 You should be too. 760 00:42:54,300 --> 00:42:56,333 - I'm still angry, Andy. 761 00:42:57,267 --> 00:42:59,267 I can't help it. 762 00:42:59,367 --> 00:43:00,967 - Not with him, surely? 763 00:43:01,067 --> 00:43:02,133 - No. 764 00:43:02,233 --> 00:43:03,667 Oh, I don't know. 765 00:43:05,667 --> 00:43:07,600 - We're all allowed one stupid mistake. 766 00:43:07,700 --> 00:43:11,467 - But he wasn't, was he Andy, that's just the point. 767 00:43:11,567 --> 00:43:14,900 - Whatever you do, you can't bring him back. 768 00:43:15,067 --> 00:43:16,233 - I know that. 769 00:43:19,433 --> 00:43:21,433 - So. 770 00:43:22,400 --> 00:43:24,467 D'you think they'll take to me? 771 00:43:24,567 --> 00:43:26,567 - Who? 772 00:43:25,667 --> 00:43:26,733 - Your rich friends. 773 00:43:26,833 --> 00:43:28,167 - Oh. 774 00:43:28,267 --> 00:43:30,267 Yeah. 775 00:43:31,700 --> 00:43:33,267 - Hey, how come the likes of you get 776 00:43:33,367 --> 00:43:36,933 invited to one of Lord Snooty's weekends? 777 00:43:37,067 --> 00:43:39,633 - Everybody wants a bookmaker 778 00:43:39,733 --> 00:43:41,367 for a friend Andy, you should know that. 779 00:43:41,467 --> 00:43:43,600 They're hoping for inside information. 780 00:43:43,700 --> 00:43:47,333 So they'll take to you for the same reason. 781 00:43:51,900 --> 00:43:53,900 Right. 782 00:44:24,433 --> 00:44:26,900 - Arnie, Andy, nice you could pop by. 783 00:44:27,067 --> 00:44:28,867 Afraid you missed today's shoot. 784 00:44:28,967 --> 00:44:30,100 - I only come for the party. 785 00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:32,067 - One of the best shots around. 786 00:44:32,167 --> 00:44:34,767 A minute and I'll introduce the Euros, but first 787 00:44:34,867 --> 00:44:37,500 Sir William wants to meet our new friend. 788 00:44:37,600 --> 00:44:38,633 - Do I have to curtesy? 789 00:44:38,733 --> 00:44:41,400 - Sir William is one of Yorkshire's self-made men. 790 00:44:41,500 --> 00:44:42,933 No airs and graces. 791 00:44:43,067 --> 00:44:45,067 - Shame, I'm into the etiquette meself. 792 00:44:45,133 --> 00:44:46,600 - Yes, I'd noticed, Sir William. 793 00:44:46,700 --> 00:44:49,933 This is Detective Superintendent Andy Dalziel. 794 00:44:50,067 --> 00:44:52,067 Sir William. 795 00:44:51,133 --> 00:44:52,333 - Nice to see another man who 796 00:44:52,433 --> 00:44:54,400 knows how to keep in proper shape. 797 00:44:54,500 --> 00:44:57,500 I can't abide all these skeletons in Italian suits. 798 00:44:57,600 --> 00:44:59,467 You do any shooting yourself Andy? 799 00:44:59,567 --> 00:45:00,667 - No Sir William. 800 00:45:00,767 --> 00:45:03,300 The Police Commission tend to rather to frown on it. 801 00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:04,533 - Mores the pity eh. 802 00:45:04,633 --> 00:45:05,967 Michael says you're a good man. 803 00:45:06,067 --> 00:45:07,867 Few enough of those around. 804 00:45:07,967 --> 00:45:09,967 Do you like birds? 805 00:45:10,067 --> 00:45:11,933 - In bed or on the wing? 806 00:45:12,067 --> 00:45:13,167 - Are you choosy? 807 00:45:13,267 --> 00:45:14,333 - Can't afford to be. 808 00:45:14,433 --> 00:45:16,500 - We'll have to see what we can do. 809 00:45:16,600 --> 00:45:18,867 We stock a variety of birds on range, don't we Michael? 810 00:45:18,967 --> 00:45:22,433 Fix up a date with our friend here, ASAP. 811 00:45:22,533 --> 00:45:25,867 Forgive me, I've got to make Euro chat. 812 00:45:25,967 --> 00:45:27,067 God help me. 813 00:45:28,400 --> 00:45:30,400 - Fancy a drink? 814 00:45:29,300 --> 00:45:30,633 - Yeah, why not? 815 00:45:37,533 --> 00:45:39,533 - Mary?! 816 00:45:39,267 --> 00:45:41,267 Mary! 817 00:45:46,433 --> 00:45:48,433 - Dad! 818 00:45:49,267 --> 00:45:50,700 Dad! 819 00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:53,267 - Let me go, love! - No, Mum! 820 00:45:54,833 --> 00:45:56,533 Get out of the way! 821 00:45:56,633 --> 00:45:58,633 Thank you! 822 00:45:58,900 --> 00:46:00,900 - Mary? 823 00:46:02,333 --> 00:46:04,333 Mary? 824 00:46:12,600 --> 00:46:14,100 - How did it go, Tom? 825 00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:15,867 - They won, three-nil. 826 00:46:15,967 --> 00:46:17,433 Three-bloody-nil. 827 00:46:18,433 --> 00:46:20,833 First time all season and I missed it. 828 00:46:20,933 --> 00:46:23,100 - I was talking about the Customs run. 829 00:46:23,200 --> 00:46:24,433 - Waste of time. 830 00:46:24,533 --> 00:46:26,067 Clean as a whistle. 831 00:46:26,100 --> 00:46:27,767 They hardly had a packet of aspirin on board, 832 00:46:27,867 --> 00:46:29,333 never mind heroin. 833 00:46:29,433 --> 00:46:30,900 - So Customs have closed the case? 834 00:46:31,067 --> 00:46:32,300 - Course they have. 835 00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:35,767 Just some malignant sod out to cause trouble. 836 00:46:35,867 --> 00:46:37,533 And ruin my weekend. 837 00:46:38,367 --> 00:46:42,800 Tell Andy he can do his own dirty work next time. 838 00:46:42,900 --> 00:46:45,833 - What's Andy got to do with it? 839 00:46:45,933 --> 00:46:48,767 - He's been working with Customs. 840 00:46:48,867 --> 00:46:51,800 Doesn't he tell you anything? 841 00:46:51,900 --> 00:46:53,533 I thought you worked for him. 842 00:46:53,633 --> 00:46:56,067 - We've been rather preoccupied lately. 843 00:46:56,167 --> 00:46:58,100 - Aye, wasting my time! 844 00:47:11,467 --> 00:47:12,933 - You made a hit with Sir William. 845 00:47:13,067 --> 00:47:16,367 - He made an impression on me as well. 846 00:47:16,467 --> 00:47:18,467 Everything alright with the helicopter? 847 00:47:18,567 --> 00:47:22,500 - Great, it needed a thorough spring cleaning anyway. 848 00:47:22,600 --> 00:47:24,500 - What happens to these, then? 849 00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:25,800 Can't eat them all. 850 00:47:25,900 --> 00:47:28,167 - Market economy, see the van? 851 00:47:28,267 --> 00:47:30,167 Vernon Briggs Game Dealer. 852 00:47:30,267 --> 00:47:32,467 He buys them from us and they wind up on your plate 853 00:47:32,567 --> 00:47:34,667 at some exorbitant price. 854 00:47:34,767 --> 00:47:36,600 - Didn't I eat one last night? 855 00:47:36,700 --> 00:47:38,567 - Paradise Hall get them at a cut rate. 856 00:47:38,667 --> 00:47:41,167 Useful to keep your local dinery happy 857 00:47:41,267 --> 00:47:43,833 as I think you may appreciate. 858 00:47:43,933 --> 00:47:47,433 - So, some get cleaned off the top. 859 00:47:47,533 --> 00:47:49,333 - And the victors get a brace each. 860 00:47:49,433 --> 00:47:50,467 Here you go. 861 00:47:52,267 --> 00:47:53,933 - I didn't shoot them. 862 00:47:54,067 --> 00:47:55,467 - Who's counting? 863 00:47:59,500 --> 00:48:00,733 - She's done what? 864 00:48:00,833 --> 00:48:02,333 - She phoned the paper. 865 00:48:02,433 --> 00:48:04,233 Retracted her statement. 866 00:48:04,333 --> 00:48:05,667 Said with the rain and everything, 867 00:48:05,767 --> 00:48:08,500 she could easily have been mistaken. 868 00:48:08,600 --> 00:48:13,400 Our revered detective superintendent is spotless again. 869 00:48:13,500 --> 00:48:15,267 Just like his shirts. 870 00:48:16,500 --> 00:48:18,500 - Yes, sir. 871 00:48:18,967 --> 00:48:21,067 - You don't look too pleased at having your own boss back in 872 00:48:21,167 --> 00:48:23,333 the driving seat, so to speak. 873 00:48:23,433 --> 00:48:24,800 - I'm delighted, sir. 874 00:48:24,900 --> 00:48:27,133 - Of course you are. 875 00:48:27,233 --> 00:48:28,433 As are we all. 876 00:48:30,667 --> 00:48:33,500 Anything new on the Deeks' case Peter? 877 00:48:33,600 --> 00:48:35,533 - A glass slipper, sir. 878 00:48:40,567 --> 00:48:44,367 - What am I supposed to do with these buggers then? 879 00:48:44,467 --> 00:48:46,067 - You could always cook 'em. 880 00:48:46,133 --> 00:48:48,467 - I'd never get 'em under the grill. 881 00:48:48,567 --> 00:48:51,533 - Stuff them and make 'em into bookends. 882 00:48:51,633 --> 00:48:55,200 - That means I'd have to buy another book! 883 00:48:59,833 --> 00:49:01,833 - Hector! 884 00:49:01,867 --> 00:49:03,133 Stand, boy! 885 00:49:03,233 --> 00:49:05,233 Stand! 886 00:49:09,767 --> 00:49:12,467 What the hell are you doing here lad? 887 00:49:12,567 --> 00:49:13,767 - It's me half-day, sir. 888 00:49:13,867 --> 00:49:15,867 - I asked you what you were doing, not what day it is. 889 00:49:15,967 --> 00:49:17,300 - I'm one of the beaters, sir. 890 00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,400 - Get away! 891 00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:19,833 - Only part-time, like. 892 00:49:19,933 --> 00:49:21,500 The odd weekend. 893 00:49:21,600 --> 00:49:23,467 - Why, do you have another job 894 00:49:23,567 --> 00:49:25,867 - I'm not in trouble, am I, sir? 895 00:49:25,967 --> 00:49:28,467 I've always done this, ever since being a kid, like. 896 00:49:28,567 --> 00:49:30,567 Half the lads on the force do. 897 00:49:30,667 --> 00:49:32,300 They pay good money. 898 00:49:32,400 --> 00:49:35,200 - Well I suppose it could be viewed as additional training. 899 00:49:35,300 --> 00:49:37,200 Advancing in single file against armed men 900 00:49:37,300 --> 00:49:39,633 planning to shoot you down. 901 00:49:39,733 --> 00:49:42,733 - They shoot at the birds, sir, not at us. 902 00:49:42,833 --> 00:49:46,500 - Don't bet on it, sonny not with me around. 903 00:49:52,533 --> 00:49:54,067 - Everybody gets lost in supermarkets. 904 00:49:54,133 --> 00:49:56,533 - How would you know? 905 00:49:56,633 --> 00:49:57,867 - I'm not getting into one of those. 906 00:49:57,967 --> 00:49:59,800 I'm really not in the mood. 907 00:49:59,900 --> 00:50:03,067 - Peter we was wandering hopelessly round the car park. 908 00:50:03,167 --> 00:50:05,567 When I found him he said he was looking for the car. 909 00:50:05,667 --> 00:50:07,067 - Well that makes sense. 910 00:50:07,167 --> 00:50:08,667 If he'd said he was following up dinosaurs tracks. 911 00:50:08,767 --> 00:50:11,733 - A Hillman Minx Peter, a Hillman Minx. 912 00:50:11,833 --> 00:50:15,000 He sold that car when I was six. 913 00:50:15,100 --> 00:50:16,800 - Where is he now? 914 00:50:16,900 --> 00:50:19,500 - Mum's taken him upstairs to bed. 915 00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:21,800 - What does she have to say about it? 916 00:50:21,900 --> 00:50:23,567 - If I could talk to my mother, my life 917 00:50:23,667 --> 00:50:26,833 would have been totally different. 918 00:50:26,933 --> 00:50:28,167 - Look Ellie one day soon you're gonna have 919 00:50:28,267 --> 00:50:30,267 to sit down with her. 920 00:50:37,567 --> 00:50:39,333 - Happy birthday! 921 00:50:39,433 --> 00:50:41,633 Where's my little god-daughter, then? 922 00:50:41,733 --> 00:50:43,533 - Her birthday was yesterday. 923 00:50:43,633 --> 00:50:45,467 - A mere technicality. 924 00:50:46,333 --> 00:50:48,200 So, here we are, then. 925 00:50:49,400 --> 00:50:51,100 Wet the baby's head. 926 00:50:51,200 --> 00:50:53,067 Have you got any orange juice? 927 00:50:53,167 --> 00:50:55,167 I thought we could make one of them sophisticated 928 00:50:55,267 --> 00:50:56,400 buck's fizz things. 929 00:50:56,500 --> 00:50:58,633 Now that's a trick phrase to say when you've had a drink. 930 00:50:58,733 --> 00:51:01,400 Almost as difficult as "plucking pheasants". 931 00:51:01,500 --> 00:51:02,533 Abracadabra! 932 00:51:03,700 --> 00:51:06,067 I thought you might fancy one of these with some chips. 933 00:51:06,133 --> 00:51:07,533 - I'm a vegetarian. 934 00:51:07,633 --> 00:51:09,067 - We'll pluck them, then. 935 00:51:09,167 --> 00:51:11,500 Make the girl a Pocah-thingy head-dress. 936 00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:13,233 We would have given our eye teeth for one of these 937 00:51:13,333 --> 00:51:15,067 when I was in the I-Spy club. 938 00:51:15,167 --> 00:51:19,400 - I think I'll go an lie down, I've got a headache. 939 00:51:21,567 --> 00:51:23,833 - Has she been using that line long? 940 00:51:23,933 --> 00:51:26,633 It was one of my wife's favorites. 941 00:51:26,733 --> 00:51:28,500 It doesn't augur well, Peter. 942 00:51:28,600 --> 00:51:30,067 I'll leave you these and you and 943 00:51:30,100 --> 00:51:33,467 the baby can have them for Sunday lunch. 944 00:51:36,700 --> 00:51:38,200 - What do you want Andy? 945 00:51:38,300 --> 00:51:40,633 - I thought you'd never ask, the usual. 946 00:51:40,733 --> 00:51:42,833 I can't stand this bubbly stuff. 947 00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:46,133 It makes terrible noises in the night. 948 00:51:47,700 --> 00:51:49,233 - Where did you get those? 949 00:51:49,333 --> 00:51:51,233 - You told me to have a holiday. 950 00:51:51,333 --> 00:51:54,500 I've taken up country pursuits. 951 00:51:54,600 --> 00:51:56,600 - Doesn't sound like you. 952 00:51:56,700 --> 00:51:59,333 - Perhaps I'm starting a new life. 953 00:51:59,433 --> 00:52:00,933 I think your old one wants you back. 954 00:52:01,067 --> 00:52:03,067 - Oh really? 955 00:52:02,167 --> 00:52:03,633 How's that, then? 956 00:52:05,067 --> 00:52:08,733 - Your waitress has retracted her statement. 957 00:52:14,333 --> 00:52:15,500 You don't seem surprised. 958 00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:17,667 - Why should I be? 959 00:52:17,767 --> 00:52:20,333 I was innocent, my lord. 960 00:52:20,433 --> 00:52:21,967 - You were aware that your new found friends were 961 00:52:22,067 --> 00:52:25,067 being investigated by Customs and Excise weren't you? 962 00:52:25,167 --> 00:52:27,900 - Is that another case you're working on? 963 00:52:28,067 --> 00:52:31,600 I thought the murder inquiry was keeping you busy. 964 00:52:31,700 --> 00:52:34,400 You don't want to get involved in too many things Peter. 965 00:52:34,500 --> 00:52:36,133 It clouds the mind. 966 00:52:42,467 --> 00:52:46,167 So, now brief me properly, sunshine. 967 00:52:46,267 --> 00:52:48,433 And, er, no ice this time. 968 00:52:54,567 --> 00:52:56,300 - Oh come on Peter. 969 00:52:56,400 --> 00:52:58,533 He may be a pain in the backside, but whatever else Andy 970 00:52:58,633 --> 00:53:01,133 is, he's as straight as a die. 971 00:53:01,233 --> 00:53:04,800 - People change as he keeps on reminding me. 972 00:53:04,900 --> 00:53:06,233 He sees old age is staring him in the face 973 00:53:06,333 --> 00:53:08,067 and what's he got to meet it with? 974 00:53:08,100 --> 00:53:10,067 A copper's pension and an empty house. 975 00:53:10,167 --> 00:53:13,067 - And you reckon he's dreaming of filling it with pheasants. 976 00:53:13,100 --> 00:53:14,400 No, you're wrong. 977 00:53:14,500 --> 00:53:18,400 I'm sure there's a perfectly logical explanation. 978 00:53:18,500 --> 00:53:19,733 - Give me one. 979 00:53:21,367 --> 00:53:22,600 - What's that? 980 00:53:23,833 --> 00:53:25,833 - That's probably Andy pissing 981 00:53:24,867 --> 00:53:26,933 on the herbaceous borders. 982 00:53:27,067 --> 00:53:28,433 - Peter! 983 00:54:08,933 --> 00:54:09,967 - I got him! 984 00:54:12,967 --> 00:54:14,333 Mary, I got him! 985 00:54:15,500 --> 00:54:17,500 I got him! 986 00:54:20,067 --> 00:54:24,067 Our baby's safe, our little Ellie's safe. 987 00:54:24,167 --> 00:54:25,933 Call the police, Mary. 988 00:54:26,067 --> 00:54:28,067 - No need. 989 00:54:30,233 --> 00:54:31,500 - Dad, what have you done? 990 00:54:31,600 --> 00:54:33,133 Peter, are you all right? 991 00:54:33,233 --> 00:54:35,267 - Who's that, Mary? 992 00:54:35,367 --> 00:54:36,900 - It's Ellie, Dad. 993 00:54:40,067 --> 00:54:41,100 - No, Ellie? 994 00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:44,200 It can't be! 995 00:54:43,233 --> 00:54:45,233 - Are you all right? 996 00:54:44,200 --> 00:54:47,100 - Brilliant, bloody brilliant! 997 00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:49,200 Oh. 998 00:55:04,400 --> 00:55:08,133 - Do me 10 copies of this missing items list. 999 00:55:09,400 --> 00:55:10,933 - Found this. 1000 00:55:11,067 --> 00:55:13,067 - Any news? 1001 00:55:13,200 --> 00:55:16,300 - Charley Frostrick arrived home last night. 1002 00:55:16,400 --> 00:55:18,067 - Have you circulated that list of missing items? 1003 00:55:18,100 --> 00:55:19,800 - On to it now, sir. 1004 00:55:47,067 --> 00:55:48,967 - Find anything I missed briefing you on, sir? 1005 00:55:49,067 --> 00:55:51,067 - No. 1006 00:55:52,500 --> 00:55:54,767 But then I wouldn't, would I? 1007 00:55:54,867 --> 00:55:56,967 What's that stuck on your head? 1008 00:55:57,067 --> 00:55:58,600 - Personal matter. 1009 00:56:00,133 --> 00:56:01,533 - Hit you with the hardback version 1010 00:56:01,633 --> 00:56:04,167 of The Female Eunuch did she? 1011 00:56:04,267 --> 00:56:06,433 Lucky it was only your head. 1012 00:56:06,533 --> 00:56:07,733 Nowadays they seem to take shears 1013 00:56:07,833 --> 00:56:10,367 to the more sensitive parts. 1014 00:56:10,467 --> 00:56:11,867 Like me to investigate? 1015 00:56:11,967 --> 00:56:13,600 No, thank you, sir. 1016 00:56:13,700 --> 00:56:17,300 - I wouldn't interfere in any case you didn't want me to. 1017 00:56:17,400 --> 00:56:19,900 Just thought I'd pop in now then to see if you're alright. 1018 00:56:20,067 --> 00:56:22,167 - In between your busy social commitments? 1019 00:56:22,267 --> 00:56:23,600 - Exactly Peter. 1020 00:56:25,133 --> 00:56:27,167 I knew you'd understand. 1021 00:56:42,433 --> 00:56:44,500 - It's not half bad Inspector. 1022 00:56:44,600 --> 00:56:47,367 It's better than being on the dole and living at home. 1023 00:56:47,467 --> 00:56:50,467 Long as I don't have to shoot anybody. 1024 00:56:50,567 --> 00:56:53,400 - Isn't that rather the point of being in the Army Charley? 1025 00:56:53,500 --> 00:56:54,633 - Not for me. 1026 00:56:56,400 --> 00:56:59,333 Mind you, if I find out who did this to Grandad. 1027 00:56:59,433 --> 00:57:02,700 - You'd tell us, wouldn't you? 1028 00:57:02,800 --> 00:57:04,800 - Happens. 1029 00:57:08,567 --> 00:57:10,300 - Getting married? 1030 00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:12,567 - Point of being engaged, innit? 1031 00:57:12,667 --> 00:57:15,233 - Your father doesn't seem too happy about it. 1032 00:57:15,333 --> 00:57:16,367 From what I can gather, 1033 00:57:16,467 --> 00:57:18,167 your Grandad wasn't exactly over the moon either. 1034 00:57:18,267 --> 00:57:19,533 - It's my life. 1035 00:57:21,200 --> 00:57:22,367 - You seen Karen yet? 1036 00:57:22,467 --> 00:57:24,200 - No I were about late last night. 1037 00:57:24,300 --> 00:57:27,333 I'd have gone round, but you know what families are like. 1038 00:57:27,433 --> 00:57:28,833 Old-fashioned ideas. 1039 00:57:28,933 --> 00:57:31,167 It's always been a problem. 1040 00:57:31,267 --> 00:57:34,867 - Still bet you managed to find places didn't you? 1041 00:57:34,967 --> 00:57:37,167 - Well, you do, don't you? 1042 00:57:40,467 --> 00:57:42,233 - Right Charley, shall we go? 1043 00:57:42,333 --> 00:57:44,333 - What do you want me to do? 1044 00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:44,667 - Just have a look around. 1045 00:57:44,767 --> 00:57:45,867 Your mother was great help, but you 1046 00:57:45,967 --> 00:57:48,067 might spot something else that's gone missing. 1047 00:57:48,167 --> 00:57:50,167 - Righto. 1048 00:57:55,933 --> 00:57:57,533 Listen d'you mind if I go round on me own? 1049 00:57:57,633 --> 00:57:58,667 It's just I feel a bit funny. 1050 00:57:58,767 --> 00:57:59,800 - Of course. 1051 00:58:00,867 --> 00:58:02,867 - Karen! 1052 00:58:07,333 --> 00:58:08,467 - Sorry, sir. 1053 00:58:08,567 --> 00:58:09,667 - No, it's me who should be apologizing 1054 00:58:09,767 --> 00:58:10,900 but I am rather busy. 1055 00:58:11,067 --> 00:58:13,800 - He wants me to take a quick butcher's round the house. 1056 00:58:13,900 --> 00:58:18,067 - Karen and I could have a little chat while we're waiting. 1057 00:58:32,833 --> 00:58:34,367 - It's Gran's day at the hospital. 1058 00:58:34,467 --> 00:58:37,333 Got the house to myself for five minutes. 1059 00:58:37,433 --> 00:58:39,933 Its bloody awful here stuck on this thing. 1060 00:58:40,067 --> 00:58:42,933 Not even one of them proper sofa beds. 1061 00:58:43,067 --> 00:58:47,200 - No doubt you'll soon have a nice billet in Baden-Baden. 1062 00:58:48,600 --> 00:58:51,700 Why did you retract your statement, Karen? 1063 00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:52,933 - About what? 1064 00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:55,733 Oh, you mean the paper? 1065 00:58:55,833 --> 00:58:57,500 Well, I were wrong. 1066 00:58:57,600 --> 00:59:00,533 - Initially, I understand you were absolutely positive, 1067 00:59:00,633 --> 00:59:01,933 couldn't be more so. 1068 00:59:02,067 --> 00:59:05,967 - Well, I changed my mind, woman's prerogative. 1069 00:59:12,333 --> 00:59:14,800 - Any chance of a cup of tea? 1070 01:00:14,300 --> 01:00:17,967 - I was just checking it were still there. 1071 01:00:18,067 --> 01:00:20,400 Nobody said owt, so I just wondered. 1072 01:00:20,500 --> 01:00:23,100 - Who was there to say Charley? 1073 01:00:23,200 --> 01:00:24,367 Who else knew? 1074 01:00:26,067 --> 01:00:28,667 - Only me, I never told nobody. 1075 01:00:31,267 --> 01:00:34,100 - Did your grandfather show you? 1076 01:00:34,200 --> 01:00:36,200 - No. 1077 01:00:38,000 --> 01:00:42,200 I spied on him when I come for the money for the ring. 1078 01:00:44,667 --> 01:00:47,467 I shouldn't have done that, should I? 1079 01:00:47,567 --> 01:00:49,733 - You should've told me about this. 1080 01:00:49,833 --> 01:00:52,367 - I wasn't going to nick it. 1081 01:00:52,467 --> 01:00:55,200 I mean, it's me Mam's now, isn't it? 1082 01:00:55,300 --> 01:00:57,700 I wouldn't nick from me Mam. 1083 01:01:02,067 --> 01:01:04,533 You think I did it, don't you? 1084 01:01:06,433 --> 01:01:08,867 I couldn't have killed Grandad. 1085 01:01:08,967 --> 01:01:10,967 Never! 1086 01:01:12,067 --> 01:01:13,967 Not in a million years. 1087 01:01:20,067 --> 01:01:23,467 - No, Charley, I don't believe you would. 1088 01:01:29,400 --> 01:01:34,067 Come on, there's someone waiting for you next door. 1089 01:01:34,100 --> 01:01:36,333 - I've just double-checked, Michael. 1090 01:01:36,433 --> 01:01:38,267 The Customs boys have given up and gone home with 1091 01:01:38,367 --> 01:01:40,300 their tails between their legs, 1092 01:01:40,400 --> 01:01:42,867 so you're all right for tomorrow. 1093 01:01:42,967 --> 01:01:44,067 And so am I. 1094 01:01:44,833 --> 01:01:46,333 Yeah. 1095 01:01:46,433 --> 01:01:48,433 I'm really looking forward to it. 1096 01:01:48,533 --> 01:01:50,100 I'll see you there. 1097 01:01:52,133 --> 01:01:54,433 - Thought you'd gone, sir. 1098 01:01:54,533 --> 01:01:57,400 - Sorry to disappoint you. 1099 01:01:57,500 --> 01:02:00,467 Do I disappoint you, Peter? 1100 01:02:00,567 --> 01:02:03,133 - Excuse me, sir we got a lead. 1101 01:02:03,233 --> 01:02:05,200 The medals have turned up, phone call just in from 1102 01:02:05,300 --> 01:02:08,233 Edwin Sutton Antiques up in Leystone. 1103 01:02:08,333 --> 01:02:09,633 - That old rogue! 1104 01:02:09,733 --> 01:02:10,800 What's he up to? 1105 01:02:10,900 --> 01:02:12,933 Trying to get in our good books? 1106 01:02:13,067 --> 01:02:15,133 Probably thinks it'll get us off his back. 1107 01:02:15,233 --> 01:02:17,233 - You know him, sir? 1108 01:02:16,100 --> 01:02:18,100 - Oh, yeah. 1109 01:02:17,133 --> 01:02:19,633 One of the great fences of our time. 1110 01:02:19,733 --> 01:02:21,067 Olympic class. 1111 01:02:21,167 --> 01:02:24,400 Not that we've ever been able to nail him with anything. 1112 01:02:24,500 --> 01:02:27,667 Another one of our respectable citizens. 1113 01:02:27,767 --> 01:02:29,333 - Did Sutton serve the man himself? 1114 01:02:29,433 --> 01:02:30,633 - Yes, sir. 1115 01:02:30,733 --> 01:02:32,733 - Right bring him in, let's see if we can get a positive ID. 1116 01:02:32,833 --> 01:02:34,833 - Sir. 1117 01:02:36,733 --> 01:02:38,600 - Thanks for the background info, sir. 1118 01:02:38,700 --> 01:02:40,267 - That's what I'm here for, 1119 01:02:40,367 --> 01:02:44,500 to bring enlightenment to the poor and downcast. 1120 01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:46,500 - Well in that case as we're talking about respectable 1121 01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:49,633 citizens, what's the SP on Mr Bancroft? 1122 01:02:49,733 --> 01:02:52,300 - Thought you'd never ask, Peter. 1123 01:02:52,400 --> 01:02:54,667 Or were you just being coy? 1124 01:02:55,767 --> 01:02:57,833 Arnie and I go way back. 1125 01:02:57,933 --> 01:03:00,367 Used to play rugby together. 1126 01:03:00,467 --> 01:03:02,767 Then I turned to a life of crime 1127 01:03:02,867 --> 01:03:05,767 and he turned to other turf. 1128 01:03:05,867 --> 01:03:06,967 He had a son. 1129 01:03:07,933 --> 01:03:10,900 Proverbial apple of his eye. 1130 01:03:11,067 --> 01:03:12,600 Bright lad. 1131 01:03:12,700 --> 01:03:15,267 Not unlike you, actually. 1132 01:03:15,367 --> 01:03:16,400 A bit pushy. 1133 01:03:17,300 --> 01:03:21,300 Got in with the wrong bunch, ended up dead. 1134 01:03:21,400 --> 01:03:22,533 - How? 1135 01:03:22,633 --> 01:03:24,633 - Car accident. 1136 01:03:24,733 --> 01:03:26,567 They do happen, Peter. 1137 01:03:27,733 --> 01:03:28,967 - Is that all? 1138 01:03:29,067 --> 01:03:31,100 - What more do you want? 1139 01:03:31,200 --> 01:03:32,733 Go on, son. 1140 01:03:32,833 --> 01:03:34,533 Go earn your medals. 1141 01:03:34,633 --> 01:03:37,067 I've got phone calls to make. 1142 01:03:48,233 --> 01:03:50,233 - Arnie? 1143 01:03:50,933 --> 01:03:54,067 - Look he were only in the shop a couple of minutes. 1144 01:03:54,100 --> 01:03:56,433 - But you think you might remember him? 1145 01:03:56,533 --> 01:03:59,500 - Well I think I might, but I doubt it. 1146 01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:02,633 - Male, white, tall, uncertain age. 1147 01:04:03,867 --> 01:04:06,733 Not much of a description really is it, Mr Sutton? 1148 01:04:06,833 --> 01:04:08,633 - Look show me a piece of Dresden porcelain 1149 01:04:08,733 --> 01:04:11,467 for 10 seconds and I'll give you a full account 1150 01:04:11,567 --> 01:04:13,067 right down to the buckles on his shoes 1151 01:04:13,100 --> 01:04:14,933 and the buttons on his waistcoat 1152 01:04:15,067 --> 01:04:17,967 but that's because it's me trade! 1153 01:04:18,067 --> 01:04:19,767 - Could he have been a soldier? 1154 01:04:19,867 --> 01:04:21,400 - Well, he wasn't carrying a rifle or wearing a bearskin 1155 01:04:21,500 --> 01:04:25,433 but, yeah, he could have been anything. 1156 01:04:25,533 --> 01:04:26,667 - Sir? 1157 01:04:26,767 --> 01:04:28,767 - Yeah? 1158 01:04:27,667 --> 01:04:30,500 - Charley Frostrick's arrived, sir. 1159 01:04:31,433 --> 01:04:33,233 - Look, can I go now? 1160 01:04:48,233 --> 01:04:49,267 - Inspector. 1161 01:04:51,700 --> 01:04:54,667 - Are these your grandfather's medals Charley? 1162 01:04:54,767 --> 01:04:56,800 - Oh, aye definite. 1163 01:04:56,900 --> 01:04:58,700 So you got him, then? 1164 01:04:58,800 --> 01:05:02,567 - Well not yet, these were sold to a local antique shop. 1165 01:05:02,667 --> 01:05:04,533 - How much did he get? 1166 01:05:05,767 --> 01:05:07,767 - 30. 1167 01:05:08,267 --> 01:05:10,267 - 30? 1168 01:05:10,067 --> 01:05:12,500 He killed my Grandad for 30? 1169 01:05:13,633 --> 01:05:14,833 Look at these! 1170 01:05:15,733 --> 01:05:19,267 I mean, he fought in Tobruk, El Alamein. 1171 01:05:19,367 --> 01:05:23,867 You know, he used to say, "I fought for lads like you." 1172 01:05:23,967 --> 01:05:26,867 He used to drive me bonkers. 1173 01:05:26,967 --> 01:05:28,833 But he did, didn't he? 1174 01:05:30,333 --> 01:05:32,833 And what did they give him, eh? 1175 01:05:32,933 --> 01:05:34,933 30. 1176 01:05:37,800 --> 01:05:39,467 - Has Karen come with you? 1177 01:05:39,567 --> 01:05:43,500 - No, no, she gave me the bum's rush didn't she. 1178 01:05:43,600 --> 01:05:47,100 My picture of army life didn't take her fancy. 1179 01:05:47,200 --> 01:05:50,333 She's gone off for another job up at the Grange. 1180 01:05:50,433 --> 01:05:51,800 - The Grange? 1181 01:05:51,900 --> 01:05:54,533 How did she get a job up there? 1182 01:05:56,867 --> 01:05:58,900 Did she return the ring? 1183 01:06:00,433 --> 01:06:02,800 You're better off without her, Charley. 1184 01:06:02,900 --> 01:06:05,567 - Yeah, everybody says that. 1185 01:06:05,667 --> 01:06:06,967 But I love her. 1186 01:06:08,067 --> 01:06:10,700 - Well, you wanted her, I could understand that. 1187 01:06:10,800 --> 01:06:12,700 Most men might be tempted to skip the barracks to spend the 1188 01:06:12,800 --> 01:06:14,500 night with her at Paradise Hall. 1189 01:06:14,600 --> 01:06:16,267 - Never went there. 1190 01:06:16,367 --> 01:06:18,200 She wouldn't have it. 1191 01:06:18,300 --> 01:06:20,933 The best I got was Grandad's shed. 1192 01:06:21,067 --> 01:06:23,067 - What? 1193 01:06:23,067 --> 01:06:25,200 - Can I, can I take these? 1194 01:06:26,300 --> 01:06:27,967 - Not at the moment. 1195 01:06:30,933 --> 01:06:33,200 You'll get everything you deserve, Charley. 1196 01:06:33,300 --> 01:06:35,400 Eventually, just hold on. 1197 01:06:57,467 --> 01:06:58,967 - Yeah? 1198 01:06:59,067 --> 01:07:00,400 Yes, Inspector? 1199 01:07:01,300 --> 01:07:03,067 If I can, of course. 1200 01:07:07,133 --> 01:07:10,633 Yes, but look I'm afraid I didn't stay around long enough 1201 01:07:10,733 --> 01:07:12,333 to get a look at his face. 1202 01:07:12,433 --> 01:07:15,833 That he was a soldier is all I can be sure of. 1203 01:07:15,933 --> 01:07:17,800 He may not have been ready for full kit 1204 01:07:17,900 --> 01:07:21,667 inspection but he was still in uniform. 1205 01:07:21,767 --> 01:07:23,767 When? 1206 01:07:23,833 --> 01:07:27,500 Night before your boss came in for dinner. 1207 01:07:27,600 --> 01:07:31,767 Of course I'm sure, it's imprinted indelibly on my brain. 1208 01:07:33,133 --> 01:07:34,267 No, not at all. 1209 01:07:34,367 --> 01:07:36,067 Glad to be of help. 1210 01:07:43,100 --> 01:07:45,067 - Get me Captain Trott of the base Constable, 1211 01:07:45,133 --> 01:07:46,733 tell Sutton he's going on an outing. 1212 01:07:46,833 --> 01:07:48,067 - What's going on? 1213 01:07:48,167 --> 01:07:50,367 - We're taking our witness to see some soldiers. 1214 01:07:50,467 --> 01:07:51,933 - There are over 600 men based there. 1215 01:07:52,067 --> 01:07:54,500 - Then get Trott to organize a parade. 1216 01:07:54,600 --> 01:07:56,700 - That sounds fun, shall I come? 1217 01:07:56,800 --> 01:07:57,900 - No need to trouble yourself sir. 1218 01:07:58,067 --> 01:08:00,567 I've coped all right this far. 1219 01:08:02,100 --> 01:08:04,533 - That's a matter of opinion. 1220 01:08:14,367 --> 01:08:16,900 - This could be dangerous, I mean they're the Army. 1221 01:08:17,067 --> 01:08:19,067 - All we're going to do sir is sit in this car 1222 01:08:19,167 --> 01:08:21,167 and see if anyone jogs your memory. 1223 01:08:21,267 --> 01:08:23,167 You'll be perfectly safe. 1224 01:08:23,267 --> 01:08:24,500 - You can't force me to do this. 1225 01:08:24,600 --> 01:08:26,300 I'm a law-abiding citizen. 1226 01:08:26,400 --> 01:08:27,933 - Of course you are, sir. 1227 01:08:28,067 --> 01:08:30,067 You're entirely free not to co-operate. 1228 01:08:30,100 --> 01:08:31,500 If you like, we can just drive back to the 1229 01:08:31,600 --> 01:08:33,200 station and pick up the warrant. 1230 01:08:33,300 --> 01:08:34,633 - What warrant? 1231 01:08:34,733 --> 01:08:36,800 - Standard routine check, see if you'd inadvertently 1232 01:08:36,900 --> 01:08:38,767 picked up any mislaid little pieces. 1233 01:08:38,867 --> 01:08:41,733 Computer's printing out the list now. 1234 01:08:41,833 --> 01:08:43,233 - I'm not getting out the car. 1235 01:08:43,333 --> 01:08:46,633 - You don't have to, just tell us if you see the man. 1236 01:08:58,167 --> 01:09:01,433 - Afternoon Inspector, back again? 1237 01:09:01,533 --> 01:09:02,700 Thinking of joining up? 1238 01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:04,067 - It had crossed me mind Corporal. 1239 01:09:04,133 --> 01:09:05,267 We're here to see Captain Trott. 1240 01:09:05,367 --> 01:09:07,067 - Right, sir I'll just phone through. 1241 01:09:07,133 --> 01:09:09,333 How many of you are there? 1242 01:09:12,867 --> 01:09:14,867 - Get him! 1243 01:09:52,367 --> 01:09:54,367 - Hey! 1244 01:09:54,567 --> 01:09:56,500 You're gonna pay for that door! 1245 01:09:56,600 --> 01:09:59,267 I've just got this car back! 1246 01:09:59,367 --> 01:10:03,000 Still coping all right without me, are you? 1247 01:10:03,100 --> 01:10:07,300 - So I sold some medals for a mate, so what, Inspector? 1248 01:10:08,733 --> 01:10:10,867 What was the name of your little friend? 1249 01:10:10,967 --> 01:10:12,133 - Can't tell you, sir. 1250 01:10:12,233 --> 01:10:14,567 No names, no pack drill. 1251 01:10:14,667 --> 01:10:16,733 Got a code of honor in the Army sir. 1252 01:10:16,833 --> 01:10:18,500 It's called loyalty. 1253 01:10:21,933 --> 01:10:23,867 - Does it extend to old soldiers who get bashed to 1254 01:10:23,967 --> 01:10:25,800 death in their bath? 1255 01:10:25,900 --> 01:10:28,267 - Don't know owt about that. 1256 01:10:32,067 --> 01:10:34,433 - Lock him up for the night. 1257 01:10:34,533 --> 01:10:37,600 - You run a nicer place here than we do, sir. 1258 01:10:37,700 --> 01:10:39,567 What time's breakfast? 1259 01:10:41,767 --> 01:10:44,467 - Interview terminated at 17:08. 1260 01:10:53,200 --> 01:10:56,300 At least we got him for firing at an officer. 1261 01:10:56,400 --> 01:11:00,400 - I want him for murder Sergeant, nothing less. 1262 01:11:03,967 --> 01:11:05,433 Let's try Lolita. 1263 01:11:07,567 --> 01:11:09,333 - That cow told you what? 1264 01:11:09,433 --> 01:11:12,233 - Karen, all I want is the name of the soldier. 1265 01:11:12,333 --> 01:11:14,933 - I was faithful to Charley. 1266 01:11:15,067 --> 01:11:16,867 I'd never have done owt like that. 1267 01:11:16,967 --> 01:11:18,467 She's making it up. 1268 01:11:18,567 --> 01:11:20,500 - Why would Mrs Abbiss do that? 1269 01:11:20,600 --> 01:11:23,733 - Cause she's old and jealous. 1270 01:11:23,833 --> 01:11:25,600 - She saw something, Karen. 1271 01:11:25,700 --> 01:11:28,633 - Dirty dreams, nowt to do with me. 1272 01:11:30,067 --> 01:11:32,400 - Did you happen mention to the soldier that your next 1273 01:11:32,500 --> 01:11:34,367 door neighbor maybe had some money salted away? 1274 01:11:34,467 --> 01:11:35,633 - There was no soldier. 1275 01:11:35,733 --> 01:11:37,733 You're not listening to me, 1276 01:11:36,800 --> 01:11:39,700 why does nobody ever listen to me? 1277 01:11:42,400 --> 01:11:43,533 Can I go now? 1278 01:11:45,067 --> 01:11:49,233 I'm starting my new job tonight and I daren't be late. 1279 01:11:50,733 --> 01:11:52,767 - No of course not, wouldn't want to keep 1280 01:11:52,867 --> 01:11:55,633 Major Kassell waiting would we? 1281 01:11:55,733 --> 01:11:57,733 Go on. 1282 01:12:06,267 --> 01:12:09,067 - How much do you think she was involved? 1283 01:12:09,133 --> 01:12:11,167 - How much can we prove? 1284 01:12:12,933 --> 01:12:14,933 Well? 1285 01:12:14,967 --> 01:12:18,167 - The fingerprints at the scene don't match Gillott's. 1286 01:12:18,267 --> 01:12:19,733 - He's too smart for that. 1287 01:12:19,833 --> 01:12:22,300 He would have been wearing his little white gloves, 1288 01:12:22,400 --> 01:12:23,667 nice and smart. 1289 01:12:23,767 --> 01:12:28,067 That's the sort likes to impress girls in his dress uniform. 1290 01:12:28,100 --> 01:12:29,600 - What next, sir? 1291 01:12:33,267 --> 01:12:35,900 - Get his boots off him. 1292 01:13:38,300 --> 01:13:41,167 - Strange, don't seem to be any Customs with us today. 1293 01:13:41,267 --> 01:13:43,367 - They're probably sleeping in. 1294 01:13:43,467 --> 01:13:45,567 They've been working hard lately. 1295 01:13:45,667 --> 01:13:47,267 - Haven't they just? 1296 01:13:47,367 --> 01:13:48,833 Great day for a shoot. 1297 01:13:48,933 --> 01:13:50,233 - Aye, perfect. 1298 01:14:09,867 --> 01:14:11,867 - Sir! 1299 01:14:13,367 --> 01:14:18,167 - 12:02 Detective Inspector Pascoe has entered the room. 1300 01:14:18,267 --> 01:14:20,533 At ease, Corporal, at ease. 1301 01:14:27,633 --> 01:14:29,500 Breakfast to your liking? 1302 01:14:29,600 --> 01:14:33,100 - Bacon wasn't crisp enough, sir. 1303 01:14:33,200 --> 01:14:36,500 - Well, we must make a note of that. 1304 01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:39,900 And I'd appreciate your comment on these, Corporal. 1305 01:14:40,067 --> 01:14:41,533 For the benefit of the tape I'm showing the suspect 1306 01:14:41,633 --> 01:14:43,367 a pair of Army boots. 1307 01:14:44,833 --> 01:14:47,200 - Wouldn't pass muster, sir. 1308 01:14:47,300 --> 01:14:49,067 - And why's that? 1309 01:14:49,133 --> 01:14:52,267 - Need their morning spit and polish. 1310 01:14:54,267 --> 01:14:58,200 - They look clean enough to me, on the surface. 1311 01:14:59,267 --> 01:15:01,333 But that's all it is with you isn't it, 1312 01:15:01,433 --> 01:15:03,900 Lance Corporal, surface bull. 1313 01:15:06,233 --> 01:15:08,067 Our lads may not be so hot on spit and polish, 1314 01:15:08,167 --> 01:15:11,500 but we're very sharp when it comes to deep-down dirt. 1315 01:15:11,600 --> 01:15:13,633 You left your mark on the bathroom mat and the 1316 01:15:13,733 --> 01:15:16,500 bathroom mat left its mark on you. 1317 01:15:16,600 --> 01:15:18,067 Tiny. 1318 01:15:18,167 --> 01:15:19,200 Microscopic. 1319 01:15:20,967 --> 01:15:23,933 But enough to put you in the frame. 1320 01:15:25,533 --> 01:15:27,400 Sit down, son. 1321 01:15:27,500 --> 01:15:29,767 You're not in the Army now. 1322 01:16:06,800 --> 01:16:10,067 Excellent Andy, well done! 1323 01:16:20,700 --> 01:16:23,167 - Charley told me about her. 1324 01:16:23,267 --> 01:16:26,267 Bragging away when I put him in jankers. 1325 01:16:26,367 --> 01:16:29,900 Then she came to wave him off on maneuvers. 1326 01:16:30,067 --> 01:16:32,633 And all smudged mascara, 1327 01:16:32,733 --> 01:16:36,367 but eyes on the look-out for a better mark. 1328 01:16:37,400 --> 01:16:41,600 Piece of piss, as long as you had money to jangle. 1329 01:16:43,200 --> 01:16:47,167 We went on a 24 hour bender, and I mean bender, 1330 01:16:48,067 --> 01:16:51,900 all over the shop, booze and bonk all the way. 1331 01:16:53,067 --> 01:16:56,500 Then she starts flashing this bleeding ring. 1332 01:16:56,600 --> 01:17:00,200 Said she knows where there's a fortune stashed away. 1333 01:17:00,300 --> 01:17:01,800 Said she'd seen her boyfriend 1334 01:17:01,900 --> 01:17:05,333 "Come out with a wad from this old fart". 1335 01:17:08,367 --> 01:17:09,733 She knew he kept a spare key 1336 01:17:09,833 --> 01:17:12,567 in his shed and we waited there. 1337 01:17:14,333 --> 01:17:17,100 Passed the time quite nicely. 1338 01:17:17,200 --> 01:17:20,467 Till we see the bathroom light come on. 1339 01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:27,567 We let ourselves in, we started going round the house. 1340 01:17:30,333 --> 01:17:32,067 In the bedroom, he must've heard us. 1341 01:17:32,100 --> 01:17:35,333 He starts calling, "Charley, Charley?" 1342 01:17:39,500 --> 01:17:42,367 So I went in and gave him Charley. 1343 01:17:44,200 --> 01:17:47,233 But he were too daft to tell us owt. 1344 01:17:53,067 --> 01:17:55,233 Some blokes got no brains. 1345 01:17:59,067 --> 01:18:01,767 - Then you went downstairs. 1346 01:18:01,867 --> 01:18:04,200 - Tried to make it look like a burglary. 1347 01:18:04,300 --> 01:18:06,667 Then she strolls off to work. 1348 01:18:06,767 --> 01:18:08,400 Cool as a cucumber. 1349 01:18:09,767 --> 01:18:11,167 It were all her. 1350 01:18:13,300 --> 01:18:14,467 She set me up. 1351 01:18:15,733 --> 01:18:17,200 She got me drunk. 1352 01:18:18,733 --> 01:18:20,767 I could've been anybody. 1353 01:18:23,267 --> 01:18:27,267 She's the one that really did the murder. 1354 01:18:27,367 --> 01:18:28,467 - Loyalty, eh 1355 01:18:30,067 --> 01:18:31,467 - Not to a woman! 1356 01:18:32,933 --> 01:18:36,233 Well they never give you any, do they? 1357 01:18:40,500 --> 01:18:42,300 - Having a nice time? 1358 01:18:52,300 --> 01:18:53,467 See you later. 1359 01:18:55,133 --> 01:18:56,700 - Another, please, darling. 1360 01:18:56,800 --> 01:18:58,667 - My pleasure. 1361 01:18:58,767 --> 01:19:00,767 - Need to get your hands round 1362 01:18:59,733 --> 01:19:01,633 something hot after a day like I've had. 1363 01:19:01,733 --> 01:19:03,733 - I bet! 1364 01:19:03,433 --> 01:19:05,333 - Haven't we met somewhere before? 1365 01:19:05,433 --> 01:19:07,367 - You were using that line 30 years ago Andy. 1366 01:19:07,467 --> 01:19:09,200 It never worked then. 1367 01:19:09,300 --> 01:19:11,767 - You never know, you might be lucky this time. 1368 01:19:11,867 --> 01:19:15,733 Excuse me, I just need to pay off the beaters. 1369 01:19:17,433 --> 01:19:18,867 - I suppose we could always do them 1370 01:19:18,967 --> 01:19:20,933 for running a knocking-shop. 1371 01:19:21,067 --> 01:19:23,333 - What and spoil the party? 1372 01:19:23,433 --> 01:19:25,567 - Oh, no, I wouldn't want to do that. 1373 01:19:25,667 --> 01:19:27,667 Oi! 1374 01:19:28,133 --> 01:19:31,533 - You've got style, Andy, nothing but style. 1375 01:19:31,633 --> 01:19:33,633 - Ta. 1376 01:19:40,067 --> 01:19:42,067 - We're lost. 1377 01:19:40,867 --> 01:19:42,767 - Oh, no, sir, no, no. 1378 01:19:42,867 --> 01:19:43,900 Not exactly. 1379 01:19:46,833 --> 01:19:48,233 There's a lane somewhere here. 1380 01:19:48,333 --> 01:19:50,500 - One there, will that do? 1381 01:19:50,600 --> 01:19:52,600 - Perfect. 1382 01:19:52,533 --> 01:19:54,333 - Let's live in hope. 1383 01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:05,167 How long is this lane? 1384 01:20:05,267 --> 01:20:07,400 - About three miles, sir. 1385 01:20:09,333 --> 01:20:12,167 - Come on, let's get there in style 1386 01:20:12,267 --> 01:20:14,900 . 1387 01:20:25,033 --> 01:20:26,133 Responsible citizen. 1388 01:20:26,233 --> 01:20:28,333 Glad there are some left. 1389 01:20:35,533 --> 01:20:36,933 - What the? 1390 01:20:37,033 --> 01:20:39,033 Phone! 1391 01:20:39,367 --> 01:20:41,667 Hand me the bleeding phone! 1392 01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:50,867 - I thought you'd be more interested 1393 01:20:50,967 --> 01:20:53,667 in indoor attractions Superintendent. 1394 01:20:53,767 --> 01:20:55,200 - Nothing like watching others slaving away 1395 01:20:55,300 --> 01:20:58,133 in the cold while you're warm is there? 1396 01:21:00,700 --> 01:21:03,233 - Think it might be you Superintendent. 1397 01:21:03,333 --> 01:21:05,333 - Excuse me. 1398 01:21:04,433 --> 01:21:06,467 - No rest for the wicked is there? 1399 01:21:06,567 --> 01:21:08,567 - Dalziel. 1400 01:21:09,333 --> 01:21:11,333 Shit! 1401 01:21:11,567 --> 01:21:12,933 Go for it. 1402 01:21:13,067 --> 01:21:16,100 Not much point doing much else. 1403 01:21:16,200 --> 01:21:17,933 - Not bad news, I hope? 1404 01:21:18,067 --> 01:21:21,733 - I think you better come with me Sir William. 1405 01:21:36,067 --> 01:21:37,400 - I hope this isn't going to 1406 01:21:37,500 --> 01:21:38,667 be embarrassing Superintendent. 1407 01:21:38,767 --> 01:21:40,767 - So do I. 1408 01:21:41,367 --> 01:21:42,900 - What on earths happening, Michael? 1409 01:21:43,067 --> 01:21:44,500 - Nothing at all to worry about Sir William. 1410 01:21:44,600 --> 01:21:46,500 they've come to arrest one of the maids. 1411 01:21:46,600 --> 01:21:48,433 - Seems a bit mob-handed for one girl. 1412 01:21:48,533 --> 01:21:50,767 - You'll find her in the hall. 1413 01:21:50,867 --> 01:21:52,900 - Thank you, sir, go on. 1414 01:21:54,867 --> 01:21:55,900 - You, here! 1415 01:22:23,700 --> 01:22:25,133 - You read her her rights Constable? 1416 01:22:25,233 --> 01:22:27,300 - Just cuff her, Sarge! 1417 01:22:27,400 --> 01:22:29,400 Please! 1418 01:22:30,700 --> 01:22:32,967 - Sorry, sir, didn't mean to spoil your party. 1419 01:22:33,067 --> 01:22:34,800 - You certainly have sunshine! 1420 01:22:34,900 --> 01:22:36,333 You know that nice little green van you 1421 01:22:36,433 --> 01:22:37,833 frightened off down the lane? 1422 01:22:37,933 --> 01:22:39,100 - Yes sir. 1423 01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:40,800 - That was to be our link with the whole of the drug chain. 1424 01:22:40,900 --> 01:22:43,567 We knew how the stuff was coming in but you need the buyers. 1425 01:22:43,667 --> 01:22:45,500 The big boys who get it on to the street. 1426 01:22:45,600 --> 01:22:47,167 And that van was set to lead us all the way down 1427 01:22:47,267 --> 01:22:49,767 the line until of course you and the cavalry rode in 1428 01:22:49,867 --> 01:22:52,967 and dumped us right in the preverbal. 1429 01:22:56,333 --> 01:22:57,500 - Here we go! 1430 01:22:57,600 --> 01:22:59,600 Come on! 1431 01:22:58,567 --> 01:23:00,900 You'd better start praying! 1432 01:23:08,100 --> 01:23:10,667 - What the bloody hell are you playing at Andy? 1433 01:23:10,767 --> 01:23:12,433 - We have reason to believe a helicopter belonging to 1434 01:23:12,533 --> 01:23:16,067 your company is being used to smuggled quantities of heroin. 1435 01:23:16,100 --> 01:23:18,067 - Do you know what you're saying? 1436 01:23:18,133 --> 01:23:19,800 - Question is, do you, sir? 1437 01:23:19,900 --> 01:23:22,133 - My bet is you know everything but 1438 01:23:22,233 --> 01:23:25,100 you're too canny to put your fingerprints all over it. 1439 01:23:25,200 --> 01:23:27,300 You let others do that for you. 1440 01:23:27,400 --> 01:23:30,500 A quiet word to the troops while you stand back and whistle. 1441 01:23:30,600 --> 01:23:33,933 I bet you'll come out clean in the wash more's the pity. 1442 01:23:34,067 --> 01:23:36,067 But it's different question with 1443 01:23:36,167 --> 01:23:38,300 our major friend here, innit? 1444 01:23:38,400 --> 01:23:39,900 Constable, come here. 1445 01:23:40,067 --> 01:23:41,233 Keep an eye on him. 1446 01:23:41,333 --> 01:23:42,833 You too, Arnie. 1447 01:23:42,933 --> 01:23:44,467 Lots of guns around. 1448 01:23:44,567 --> 01:23:45,833 - My pleasure. 1449 01:23:45,933 --> 01:23:48,067 - Did you know Arnie's son died in a car accident? 1450 01:23:48,100 --> 01:23:50,100 - Yeah. 1451 01:23:48,967 --> 01:23:50,167 - And the autopsy, 1452 01:23:50,267 --> 01:23:53,067 they discovered he had a massive overdoes of heroin. 1453 01:23:53,133 --> 01:23:54,900 Did you know that Michael? 1454 01:23:55,067 --> 01:23:57,067 - Course he did. 1455 01:23:56,067 --> 01:23:58,300 You were his boss, weren't you? 1456 01:23:58,400 --> 01:23:59,867 Said you'd look after him like a father, 1457 01:24:00,067 --> 01:24:02,167 at least that's what I believed. 1458 01:24:02,267 --> 01:24:05,067 - Until I came along with news of what Customs were on to. 1459 01:24:05,133 --> 01:24:07,200 Got a whole new picture then. 1460 01:24:07,300 --> 01:24:09,833 - Arnie's son died of heroin. 1461 01:24:09,933 --> 01:24:12,600 - What's that got to do with me? 1462 01:24:13,867 --> 01:24:15,867 - Come on. 1463 01:24:17,600 --> 01:24:19,400 Get Rin Tin Tin in the stables. 1464 01:24:19,500 --> 01:24:21,267 Should find it among the packing for the pheasants. 1465 01:24:21,367 --> 01:24:22,567 - You have no right to do this! 1466 01:24:22,667 --> 01:24:24,100 - Don't be stupid Sir William! 1467 01:24:24,200 --> 01:24:25,333 - I'm going to make a phone call. 1468 01:24:25,433 --> 01:24:27,433 - Guess who to. 1469 01:24:26,500 --> 01:24:28,133 Probably an old friend of yours, not that the 1470 01:24:28,233 --> 01:24:31,967 Chief Constable has any idea to what's going on. 1471 01:24:32,067 --> 01:24:33,767 - Everyone back against the wall! 1472 01:24:33,867 --> 01:24:35,133 Move those men in. 1473 01:24:35,233 --> 01:24:37,133 Get those men back, right back there. 1474 01:24:37,233 --> 01:24:38,400 Right back against the wall! 1475 01:24:38,500 --> 01:24:40,500 You check in there. 1476 01:24:39,500 --> 01:24:40,767 Come on! 1477 01:24:40,867 --> 01:24:41,967 Get your backs into it! 1478 01:24:42,067 --> 01:24:43,133 You do it yourselves. 1479 01:24:43,233 --> 01:24:45,500 Get those bloody boxes open, come on! 1480 01:24:45,600 --> 01:24:47,067 Must be around here somewhere. 1481 01:24:47,133 --> 01:24:48,433 Don't play with it, lad! 1482 01:24:48,533 --> 01:24:49,567 Get it open! 1483 01:24:51,567 --> 01:24:53,933 - It was going like a dream. 1484 01:24:55,767 --> 01:24:58,400 Arnie got me in with the boys. 1485 01:24:58,500 --> 01:25:00,833 They like a bent policeman in the house. 1486 01:25:00,933 --> 01:25:04,133 The only problem was proving it to them. 1487 01:25:04,233 --> 01:25:05,900 Then the accident. 1488 01:25:06,067 --> 01:25:08,767 Looked like the cloud that had the silver lining. 1489 01:25:08,867 --> 01:25:10,567 Not for the old fella of course. 1490 01:25:10,667 --> 01:25:12,633 - Were you driving the car? 1491 01:25:12,733 --> 01:25:14,933 - I got to the end of the drive. 1492 01:25:15,067 --> 01:25:16,367 Arnie was threatening to hit me 1493 01:25:16,467 --> 01:25:18,733 over the head with me spare bottle. 1494 01:25:18,833 --> 01:25:22,633 Not the man to risk that Peter, so we changed over. 1495 01:25:22,733 --> 01:25:24,600 That's the truth. 1496 01:25:24,700 --> 01:25:26,167 - Why didn't you tell me? 1497 01:25:26,267 --> 01:25:28,967 - Would you have believed me? 1498 01:25:29,067 --> 01:25:30,367 Why should you? 1499 01:25:31,600 --> 01:25:36,233 Truth is I would have driven without old Arnie. 1500 01:25:36,333 --> 01:25:38,700 Anyway, you not believing helped. 1501 01:25:38,800 --> 01:25:40,667 Getting the Major to perjure 1502 01:25:40,767 --> 01:25:43,567 himself for me and use his charms on the waitress, well 1503 01:25:43,667 --> 01:25:47,300 it couldn't have been more perfect if we'd planned it. 1504 01:25:47,400 --> 01:25:50,200 Kassell thinks he has a copper in his pocket. 1505 01:25:50,300 --> 01:25:53,967 It would've been sheer ungratitude not to return the favor. 1506 01:25:54,067 --> 01:25:55,967 So, "Clear flight, Major, guaranteed." 1507 01:25:56,067 --> 01:25:58,600 "Thanks Andy, join the party." 1508 01:25:59,767 --> 01:26:04,067 Only problem now is I think we might be at a wake. 1509 01:26:05,067 --> 01:26:06,167 - Get off me! 1510 01:26:08,467 --> 01:26:10,500 This is great isn't it?! 1511 01:26:12,367 --> 01:26:13,933 - Hello, Karen. 1512 01:26:14,067 --> 01:26:15,267 - I don't know what all this fuss is about! 1513 01:26:15,367 --> 01:26:17,967 He was practically dead anyway! 1514 01:26:19,067 --> 01:26:20,833 - She gets around, doesn't she? 1515 01:26:20,933 --> 01:26:23,067 - You can say that again. 1516 01:26:24,533 --> 01:26:25,800 - You coming back, sir? 1517 01:26:25,900 --> 01:26:27,533 - No, I'm staying here. 1518 01:26:27,633 --> 01:26:28,967 - Go! 1519 01:26:29,067 --> 01:26:31,800 No need for you to get shit on your shoes. 1520 01:26:31,900 --> 01:26:33,100 - I'm staying. 1521 01:26:44,800 --> 01:26:46,867 - I've spoken to your superior Superintendent. 1522 01:26:46,967 --> 01:26:48,967 - Oh, aye? 1523 01:26:47,867 --> 01:26:49,933 And what did the Almighty have to say? 1524 01:26:50,067 --> 01:26:51,267 - I believe the general drift was 1525 01:26:51,367 --> 01:26:54,900 you'd better be right in your assumptions. 1526 01:27:06,167 --> 01:27:07,333 - Nothing! 1527 01:27:07,433 --> 01:27:09,433 It's clean. 1528 01:27:19,367 --> 01:27:21,367 - Right. 1529 01:27:20,400 --> 01:27:22,400 Wrap it up. 1530 01:27:22,400 --> 01:27:24,400 It's clean. 1531 01:27:26,333 --> 01:27:28,933 You can all go home now! 1532 01:27:29,067 --> 01:27:33,200 - Does this mean I can return to my normal duties Andy? 1533 01:27:37,533 --> 01:27:38,867 - Let's go. 1534 01:27:38,967 --> 01:27:41,500 - You're not gonna let him away with it Andy? 1535 01:27:41,600 --> 01:27:44,433 - Arnie, please, get in the car. 1536 01:27:44,533 --> 01:27:47,100 - Thank you Superintendent, I hope this doesn't mean 1537 01:27:47,200 --> 01:27:48,900 get your equivalent of a court martial. 1538 01:27:49,067 --> 01:27:50,233 - You bastard! 1539 01:27:50,333 --> 01:27:52,100 - Don't be a bad loser, Arnie. 1540 01:27:52,200 --> 01:27:54,500 You know you really shouldn't bet unless 1541 01:27:54,600 --> 01:27:57,300 you're sure you're going to win. 1542 01:28:04,533 --> 01:28:06,533 - The car. 1543 01:28:30,667 --> 01:28:32,667 Hector! 1544 01:28:32,700 --> 01:28:34,700 Stay, boy! 1545 01:28:34,400 --> 01:28:36,400 Stay! 1546 01:28:42,867 --> 01:28:45,167 - Just knocking off, sir. 1547 01:28:45,267 --> 01:28:47,267 - Got paid? 1548 01:28:46,367 --> 01:28:48,367 - Yes, sir. 1549 01:28:48,300 --> 01:28:50,300 - My, lad! 1550 01:28:50,233 --> 01:28:52,867 Haven't you put on weight? 1551 01:28:52,967 --> 01:28:55,100 Must be one of the perks of the job. 1552 01:28:55,200 --> 01:28:56,733 - Yes, sir. 1553 01:28:56,833 --> 01:28:58,833 - Open up. 1554 01:29:03,433 --> 01:29:05,067 Oh, laddie, laddie! 1555 01:29:06,967 --> 01:29:08,833 - Nobody wanted these, sir. 1556 01:29:08,933 --> 01:29:11,800 They've just been thrown in a dark corner like. 1557 01:29:11,900 --> 01:29:13,900 - I'll bet. 1558 01:29:19,600 --> 01:29:21,600 What? 1559 01:29:26,367 --> 01:29:28,233 What do you think this is? 1560 01:29:28,333 --> 01:29:29,533 - Dunno. 1561 01:29:29,633 --> 01:29:30,733 Giblets, sir? 1562 01:29:31,800 --> 01:29:33,800 - Giblets? 1563 01:29:33,767 --> 01:29:35,300 - Yes, sir. 1564 01:29:35,400 --> 01:29:38,933 They always come in a little plastic bag. 1565 01:29:39,067 --> 01:29:41,167 - You know, son, you've got the brains 1566 01:29:41,267 --> 01:29:43,933 to make chief constable one of these days. 1567 01:29:44,067 --> 01:29:45,467 - Thank you, sir. 1568 01:29:47,867 --> 01:29:49,467 - Walkies, Hector! 1569 01:29:49,567 --> 01:29:51,567 Heel! 1570 01:30:25,733 --> 01:30:27,733 No, Arnie! 1571 01:30:33,533 --> 01:30:34,567 No! 1572 01:30:51,467 --> 01:30:53,067 - I'll drive. 1573 01:30:53,167 --> 01:30:54,200 - Very well. 1574 01:31:04,967 --> 01:31:07,400 Look after your daughter, Peter. 1575 01:31:07,500 --> 01:31:11,067 It won't be long before you lose her. 1576 01:31:33,100 --> 01:31:34,633 - What did he say? 1577 01:31:34,733 --> 01:31:36,067 - Just goodbye. 1578 01:31:52,833 --> 01:31:55,567 - I did everything wrong. 1579 01:31:55,667 --> 01:31:57,800 - I'd have done the same. 1580 01:31:58,700 --> 01:32:00,700 - No. 1581 01:32:01,733 --> 01:32:05,833 You would never have involved a mate, like Arnie. 1582 01:32:08,200 --> 01:32:10,400 Textbook stuff, that. 1583 01:32:10,500 --> 01:32:12,500 My mistake. 1584 01:32:14,767 --> 01:32:18,267 It's not even me who has to pay is it. 1585 01:32:18,367 --> 01:32:21,400 - Do you think that's going to help? 1586 01:32:25,800 --> 01:32:27,800 - Go away. 1587 01:32:30,600 --> 01:32:31,700 Are you deaf? 1588 01:32:34,333 --> 01:32:36,333 So? 1589 01:32:37,100 --> 01:32:39,133 - We do have work to do. 1590 01:32:39,967 --> 01:32:41,967 Sir. 105738