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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:15,934 --> 00:00:18,834 (soft music) 2 00:00:18,834 --> 00:00:21,967 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:30,667 --> 00:00:36,934 ♪ Rows and flows of angel hair ♪ 4 00:00:36,934 --> 00:00:42,800 ♪ And ice cream castles in the air ♪ 5 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:47,967 ♪ And feather canyons everywhere ♪ 6 00:00:47,967 --> 00:00:52,166 ♪ I've looked at clouds that way ♪ 7 00:00:54,133 --> 00:00:59,133 ♪ But now they only block the sun ♪ 8 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:05,233 ♪ They rain and snow on everyone ♪ 9 00:01:06,934 --> 00:01:12,100 ♪ So many things I would have done ♪ 10 00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:16,233 ♪ But clouds got in my way ♪ 11 00:01:18,133 --> 00:01:24,033 ♪ I've looked at clouds from both sides now ♪ 12 00:01:24,033 --> 00:01:30,133 ♪ From up and down and still somehow ♪ 13 00:01:30,133 --> 00:01:36,033 ♪ It's cloud illusions I recall ♪ 14 00:01:36,033 --> 00:01:42,166 ♪ I really don't know clouds ♪ 15 00:01:42,166 --> 00:01:44,033 ♪ At all ♪ 16 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:54,066 ♪ I've looked at life from both sides now ♪ 17 00:01:54,066 --> 00:02:00,200 ♪ From win and lose and still somehow ♪ 18 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:06,166 ♪ It's life's illusions I recall ♪ 19 00:02:06,166 --> 00:02:11,166 ♪ I really don't know life ♪ 20 00:02:15,266 --> 00:02:17,467 ♪ At all ♪♪ 21 00:02:26,433 --> 00:02:28,300 (phone rings) 22 00:02:31,300 --> 00:02:33,200 Hello? 23 00:02:33,200 --> 00:02:36,433 Secretary: Mr. Brooks, there's a Margo Brofman on the phone for you. 24 00:02:36,433 --> 00:02:39,100 Oh, yeah? Put her through. 25 00:02:39,100 --> 00:02:40,266 Okay. 26 00:02:40,266 --> 00:02:41,400 Margo: Hello? 27 00:02:41,400 --> 00:02:43,200 Hey, Margo. 28 00:02:43,200 --> 00:02:46,700 I'm giving a surprise party Sunday night, can you come? 29 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:49,200 Who you going to surprise? 30 00:02:49,200 --> 00:02:50,333 You. 31 00:02:50,333 --> 00:02:52,133 Who else is coming? 32 00:02:52,133 --> 00:02:54,633 Just Felicia and Liz. 33 00:02:54,633 --> 00:02:58,200 Oh, yeah? (chuckles) 34 00:02:58,200 --> 00:02:59,467 What's the occasion? 35 00:02:59,467 --> 00:03:01,867 That's the surprise. 36 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,900 Evening. 37 00:03:07,900 --> 00:03:09,233 Nice-looking threads. 38 00:03:09,233 --> 00:03:10,266 (chuckles) 39 00:03:12,967 --> 00:03:14,834 Can I take some roses? 40 00:03:14,834 --> 00:03:15,967 Help yourself. 41 00:03:15,967 --> 00:03:16,900 Thanks. 42 00:03:36,467 --> 00:03:39,033 Here you go. 43 00:03:47,867 --> 00:03:49,500 Margo on intercom: Come in, Steve. 44 00:03:49,500 --> 00:03:50,934 (buzzing) 45 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:58,734 (jazzy music playing) 46 00:03:58,734 --> 00:04:01,000 Looking good, Slick. 47 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:16,166 Ah, Felicia. 48 00:04:16,166 --> 00:04:17,700 Hello, Steve. 49 00:04:17,700 --> 00:04:19,567 Thank you. 50 00:04:22,734 --> 00:04:24,633 Oh, thank you. 51 00:04:24,633 --> 00:04:26,567 You're welcome. 52 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:27,867 And Liz. 53 00:04:29,367 --> 00:04:31,200 Hi, Steve. Hi. 54 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:34,700 ♪ I'd give my soul ♪ 55 00:04:34,700 --> 00:04:38,500 ♪ Just to call you my own ♪ 56 00:04:38,500 --> 00:04:42,033 ♪ Got a moon above me ♪ 57 00:04:42,033 --> 00:04:46,300 ♪ But no one should love me ♪ 58 00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:49,800 ♪ Lover man oh, where can you be? ♪ 59 00:04:49,800 --> 00:04:53,333 ♪ ♪ 60 00:04:53,333 --> 00:04:56,600 ♪ I've heard it said ♪ 61 00:04:56,600 --> 00:05:00,767 ♪ That the thrill of romance ♪ 62 00:05:00,767 --> 00:05:02,367 ♪ Can be like a heavenly dream... ♪ 63 00:05:02,367 --> 00:05:06,066 Steve: All right, yeah, Margo, come on in. 64 00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:10,133 (laughter) 65 00:05:12,700 --> 00:05:15,500 Whoo-hoo. Un-fucking-believable. 66 00:05:15,500 --> 00:05:16,767 (giggles) 67 00:05:16,767 --> 00:05:20,233 Hey, Margo, looking good there. 68 00:05:20,233 --> 00:05:23,900 Liz: Whoo-hoo, Margo, sexy! 69 00:05:23,900 --> 00:05:27,333 Steve: Unbelievable. 70 00:05:27,333 --> 00:05:30,333 Whoo, Slick, you are something else. 71 00:05:30,333 --> 00:05:33,266 Oh, yeah. Whoo-hoo. 72 00:05:33,266 --> 00:05:34,433 (laughter) 73 00:05:34,433 --> 00:05:37,300 Felicia: Come on, Margo, it's my turn. 74 00:05:37,300 --> 00:05:41,266 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 75 00:05:41,266 --> 00:05:44,934 ♪ Oh, what we've been missing ♪ 76 00:05:44,934 --> 00:05:48,300 ♪ Lover man oh, where can you be? ♪ 77 00:05:48,300 --> 00:05:49,233 Whoo. 78 00:05:51,934 --> 00:05:53,800 Oh, yeah, Slick. 79 00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:58,600 I don't believe it. 80 00:05:58,600 --> 00:06:00,734 I'm sitting here with three beautiful women 81 00:06:00,734 --> 00:06:02,900 who said they hated me. 82 00:06:02,900 --> 00:06:04,700 I got to be dreaming. 83 00:06:04,700 --> 00:06:07,033 We still hate you. 84 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:09,800 We decided you should be punished 85 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,900 for the way you treat women. 86 00:06:11,900 --> 00:06:17,266 Oh, yeah, men like you just have to be stopped. 87 00:06:17,266 --> 00:06:19,834 And how you going to stop me? 88 00:06:19,834 --> 00:06:22,133 We're going to kill you. 89 00:06:22,133 --> 00:06:25,533 Oh, what a way to die. 90 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:31,800 (struggling) 91 00:06:45,800 --> 00:06:48,000 ♪ Lover man ♪ 92 00:06:51,266 --> 00:06:55,567 ♪ Where can you be? ♪ 93 00:07:01,767 --> 00:07:04,600 Oh, God. Oh, God. 94 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:05,900 Liz: We did it. 95 00:07:05,900 --> 00:07:07,767 Come on, we still got to get him out of the hot tub 96 00:07:07,767 --> 00:07:08,767 and out of the room. 97 00:07:08,767 --> 00:07:09,967 But I don't think I can. 98 00:07:09,967 --> 00:07:13,100 You have to. We can't do it without you. 99 00:07:13,100 --> 00:07:18,600 (squishing noise) 100 00:07:20,900 --> 00:07:22,200 (gurgling) You bitches. 101 00:07:22,200 --> 00:07:24,600 (screaming) 102 00:07:41,000 --> 00:07:43,433 (gunshots) 103 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:52,000 (squishing noise) 104 00:08:09,633 --> 00:08:11,066 Where am I? 105 00:08:12,533 --> 00:08:14,867 Man's voice: Purgatory. 106 00:08:14,867 --> 00:08:15,967 Where's that? 107 00:08:15,967 --> 00:08:17,934 Woman's voice: Between Heaven and Hell. 108 00:08:19,867 --> 00:08:21,166 What happens now? 109 00:08:21,166 --> 00:08:22,567 Man: Well, on one hand, 110 00:08:22,567 --> 00:08:25,734 you've earned enough credits to get you into Heaven. 111 00:08:25,734 --> 00:08:26,934 Oh, thank God. 112 00:08:26,934 --> 00:08:28,567 Man and Woman: You're welcome. 113 00:08:28,567 --> 00:08:29,767 Woman: On the other hand, 114 00:08:29,767 --> 00:08:32,934 you've been so consistently rotten to women, 115 00:08:32,934 --> 00:08:35,633 you deserve to go straight to Hell. 116 00:08:35,633 --> 00:08:37,467 That's pretty rotten. 117 00:08:37,467 --> 00:08:38,834 Man: Perfect record. 118 00:08:38,834 --> 00:08:40,100 They all hate you. 119 00:08:40,100 --> 00:08:41,166 All of them? 120 00:08:41,166 --> 00:08:43,333 Man and Woman: As far as I know. 121 00:08:43,333 --> 00:08:47,266 Ugh, you should know, but it's kind of hard for me 122 00:08:47,266 --> 00:08:49,333 to believe that there aren't at least a couple of women-- 123 00:08:49,333 --> 00:08:51,333 Woman: Right now, I'll settle for one. 124 00:08:51,333 --> 00:08:54,700 So I've decided that you should go back 125 00:08:54,700 --> 00:08:59,467 and try to find one female who truly likes Steve Brooks. 126 00:08:59,467 --> 00:09:02,133 Man: If you find her, you go to Heaven. 127 00:09:02,133 --> 00:09:05,000 If you don't, you will spend eternity in Hell. 128 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,500 Back? 129 00:09:06,500 --> 00:09:08,767 Man and Woman: Unless you have a better suggestion. 130 00:09:08,767 --> 00:09:10,700 No, no. 131 00:09:10,700 --> 00:09:11,767 Back's fine. 132 00:09:11,767 --> 00:09:14,400 Back's terrific. 133 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:16,166 Radio announcer: Good morning, this is Ross Printon. 134 00:09:16,166 --> 00:09:17,400 It's 8:00 in the Big Apple, 135 00:09:17,400 --> 00:09:19,467 and here's Keith Slaughter and the Butchers. 136 00:09:19,467 --> 00:09:22,567 playing what Jerry Falwell describes as the Devil's Music. 137 00:09:22,567 --> 00:09:26,533 (shrieking guitars) 138 00:09:44,367 --> 00:09:47,066 ♪ Yeah... ♪ 139 00:09:53,567 --> 00:09:56,200 Excuse me. 140 00:09:56,200 --> 00:09:57,433 Man and Woman: Yes? 141 00:09:57,433 --> 00:09:59,500 I wish to lodge a complaint. 142 00:09:59,500 --> 00:10:01,967 Man and woman: What is it this time? 143 00:10:01,967 --> 00:10:05,333 I have as much right to Steve Brooks' soul as you do. 144 00:10:05,333 --> 00:10:07,467 Woman: That's why I sent him back. 145 00:10:07,467 --> 00:10:10,033 If he can't find one female who likes him, 146 00:10:10,033 --> 00:10:11,834 then his soul is yours. 147 00:10:11,834 --> 00:10:14,266 Well, that's not a fair test. 148 00:10:14,266 --> 00:10:19,834 He'll pick some helpless, unsuspecting female, 149 00:10:19,834 --> 00:10:22,467 pretend to be everything he's not. 150 00:10:22,467 --> 00:10:24,934 In the end, she'll adore him. 151 00:10:24,934 --> 00:10:28,100 And you'll be honor bound to admit 152 00:10:28,100 --> 00:10:31,200 an unregenerate debaucher into Heaven. 153 00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:34,333 Man: What do you suggest? 154 00:10:34,333 --> 00:10:36,266 Teach him a lesson. 155 00:10:36,266 --> 00:10:39,367 And at the same time, make it impossible for him to work 156 00:10:39,367 --> 00:10:45,767 his macho machinations on any more unsuspecting females. 157 00:10:45,767 --> 00:10:49,133 Man and Woman: And how do I do that? 158 00:10:49,133 --> 00:10:51,000 Easy. 159 00:10:53,834 --> 00:10:56,867 Make him a woman. 160 00:11:09,533 --> 00:11:11,066 (phone rings) 161 00:11:11,066 --> 00:11:13,200 Security. 162 00:11:14,767 --> 00:11:17,200 Okay, Mrs. Witherspoon. 163 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:19,767 I'll take care of it right away. 164 00:11:19,767 --> 00:11:22,800 Some woman is screaming her head off up in Brooks' apartment. 165 00:11:22,800 --> 00:11:23,967 Again? 166 00:11:30,100 --> 00:11:32,867 She didn't sound like the others. 167 00:11:32,867 --> 00:11:34,266 It was blood-curdling! 168 00:11:36,166 --> 00:11:37,834 Mr. Brooks. 169 00:11:41,467 --> 00:11:43,000 Hello, Mr. Brooks? 170 00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:44,867 You want I should call SWAT? 171 00:11:44,867 --> 00:11:46,367 No. 172 00:11:57,367 --> 00:11:59,100 Mr. Brooks! 173 00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:01,367 Anybody here? 174 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:07,066 Are you sure you don't need a backup? 175 00:12:08,734 --> 00:12:10,467 Mr. Brooks! 176 00:12:10,467 --> 00:12:12,266 It's Mac. 177 00:12:14,767 --> 00:12:16,834 Mr. Brooks? 178 00:12:24,233 --> 00:12:26,066 Hey, lady, miss-- 179 00:12:26,066 --> 00:12:27,166 Miss? 180 00:12:27,166 --> 00:12:28,266 I'm up... 181 00:12:28,266 --> 00:12:30,834 I'm up. What time is it? 182 00:12:30,834 --> 00:12:33,033 Mac. 183 00:12:33,033 --> 00:12:36,033 Jeez. 184 00:12:36,033 --> 00:12:38,300 You okay? 185 00:12:38,300 --> 00:12:40,166 What the hell happened? 186 00:12:40,166 --> 00:12:42,867 Looks like maybe you fainted or something. 187 00:12:42,867 --> 00:12:45,600 Jeez, I must of fainted or something. 188 00:12:55,633 --> 00:12:56,900 Oh, yeah. 189 00:12:59,767 --> 00:13:01,133 Oh, yeah. 190 00:13:12,133 --> 00:13:14,500 Holy shit! 191 00:13:14,500 --> 00:13:16,633 Holy shit! 192 00:13:16,633 --> 00:13:19,467 Holy shit, holy shit. 193 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:21,967 Holy shit. 194 00:13:36,500 --> 00:13:38,734 Huh, holy shit! 195 00:13:38,734 --> 00:13:40,667 Holy shit! 196 00:13:42,033 --> 00:13:43,800 Ah, Holy shit! 197 00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:46,867 Where's Mr. Brooks? 198 00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:49,266 Where is Mr. Brooks? Where is Mr. Brooks?! 199 00:13:49,266 --> 00:13:50,500 Who are you? 200 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:51,700 Where is Mr. Brooks? 201 00:13:51,700 --> 00:13:54,367 Who am I? Who am I? 202 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:57,867 Who am I? Who am I? 203 00:13:57,867 --> 00:13:59,333 How'd you get in here, huh? 204 00:13:59,333 --> 00:14:04,133 And how do you know my name? I never passed you through. 205 00:14:04,133 --> 00:14:05,667 Al was on duty. 206 00:14:05,667 --> 00:14:07,700 He didn't tell me. 207 00:14:07,700 --> 00:14:09,800 Did you sign in? 208 00:14:11,033 --> 00:14:13,367 I don't remember. 209 00:14:13,367 --> 00:14:15,700 All guests are required to sign the register. 210 00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:17,367 You couldn't have gotten in unless Mr. Brooks 211 00:14:17,367 --> 00:14:19,567 said it was okay and you signed that register. 212 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:22,800 Yeah, yeah. 213 00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:25,233 Mr. Brooks must have said it was okay 214 00:14:25,233 --> 00:14:27,667 and I must have signed the register, right? 215 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:29,166 Because here I am! 216 00:14:29,166 --> 00:14:30,433 Here I am! 217 00:14:30,433 --> 00:14:33,467 Here I am. Here I fucking am! 218 00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,333 I'm not feeling too well. 219 00:14:40,333 --> 00:14:42,400 What me to call a doctor? 220 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:45,066 No. 221 00:14:46,700 --> 00:14:48,700 No, no. 222 00:14:48,700 --> 00:14:52,133 It's okay. It's okay. 223 00:14:53,400 --> 00:14:54,900 You know, I just-- 224 00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:58,633 I kind of keeled over there 'cause I got some bad news. 225 00:14:58,633 --> 00:15:01,533 But I'm going to shower, shave. 226 00:15:01,533 --> 00:15:04,667 I'm going to pull myself together here. 227 00:15:04,667 --> 00:15:06,066 You know how it is, Mac. 228 00:15:06,066 --> 00:15:07,700 You get up on the wrong side of the bed. 229 00:15:07,700 --> 00:15:09,066 You haven't brushed your teeth. 230 00:15:09,066 --> 00:15:11,033 Uh, when do you think Mr. Brooks will be coming back? 231 00:15:11,033 --> 00:15:12,900 Oh, not for a very long time. 232 00:15:12,900 --> 00:15:14,000 Really? 233 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:17,166 Yeah, he, uh-- you see, he, uh-- 234 00:15:17,166 --> 00:15:19,667 he told me that, um, he was going away. 235 00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:21,467 He's gone away? Yeah. 236 00:15:21,467 --> 00:15:26,100 And he-- he-- he asked me to take care of his apartment. 237 00:15:26,100 --> 00:15:27,300 You're taking care of it? 238 00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:30,867 Yeah, because, um-- because, uh-- 239 00:15:30,867 --> 00:15:32,567 Because we're sisters. 240 00:15:32,567 --> 00:15:33,700 You're sisters? 241 00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,000 Well, I'm his sister. 242 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,100 You know, I'm his half-sister. 243 00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:39,667 Yeah, we have different mothers. 244 00:15:39,667 --> 00:15:41,333 But you know, he gave me his key, 245 00:15:41,333 --> 00:15:43,400 showed me how everything in there works. 246 00:15:43,400 --> 00:15:44,900 So I'm going to be fine. 247 00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,066 I'll be just fine. 248 00:15:46,066 --> 00:15:48,166 Okay, yeah. Thanks a lot. 249 00:15:48,166 --> 00:15:49,800 Sure. 250 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:51,500 Jesus Christ. 251 00:16:03,800 --> 00:16:06,734 How you doing there, Mrs. Witherspoon? 252 00:16:06,734 --> 00:16:08,867 Oh... 253 00:16:28,033 --> 00:16:31,000 Un-fucking-believable. 254 00:16:48,166 --> 00:16:49,667 (phone rings) Aah! 255 00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:55,400 (phone ringing) 256 00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:07,800 Hello? 257 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:09,000 Hello? 258 00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,100 Hey, Walter, how you doing, buddy? 259 00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:13,066 Who's this? 260 00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:15,166 Who is this? 261 00:17:15,166 --> 00:17:18,400 Who is this. 262 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:23,133 Okay, look, Walter, I'm going to try something here, 263 00:17:23,133 --> 00:17:24,333 I'm a woman. 264 00:17:24,333 --> 00:17:26,567 Yeah? 265 00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:29,200 It's me, Walter. It's me. 266 00:17:29,200 --> 00:17:30,433 I'm a woman. 267 00:17:30,433 --> 00:17:33,233 Who is this-- Connie, is this Connie? 268 00:17:33,233 --> 00:17:37,066 No, no, no, it isn't Connie, it's me-- 269 00:17:37,066 --> 00:17:38,900 Okay, forget it, forget it. 270 00:17:38,900 --> 00:17:41,233 I'm a man-- I'm Amanda. 271 00:17:41,233 --> 00:17:43,367 I'm Amanda. I'm Steve's sister. 272 00:17:43,367 --> 00:17:45,934 And wait till you get a load of me. 273 00:17:45,934 --> 00:17:47,900 Yeah, well, Steve doesn't have a sister. 274 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,700 Uh, could I talk to Steve, please? 275 00:17:50,700 --> 00:17:53,166 You are-- I mean you can't. 276 00:17:53,166 --> 00:17:54,333 You know it's after 10:00. 277 00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:56,166 Steve hasn't shown up for work. 278 00:17:56,166 --> 00:17:58,967 Look, uh, it's really complicated. 279 00:17:58,967 --> 00:18:02,667 Why don't you meet me for lunch, and I'll explain it to you? 280 00:18:02,667 --> 00:18:04,800 You know, Steve would have told me if he had a sister. 281 00:18:04,800 --> 00:18:06,600 Oh, no, he wouldn't. 282 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:09,867 I'll meet you at the City Grille at 1:00. 283 00:18:09,867 --> 00:18:12,333 Wait, wait, wait, how am I going to know it's you? 284 00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:15,333 Huh, you can't miss me, pal. 285 00:18:15,333 --> 00:18:16,567 I'm blonde. 286 00:18:16,567 --> 00:18:19,266 I'm about-- I don't know-- about 5'7", 287 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,166 built like a brick shithouse. 288 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:26,900 (phone ringing) 289 00:18:26,900 --> 00:18:29,533 Man: Desk. 290 00:18:29,533 --> 00:18:31,767 Yes, Mr. Reed... 291 00:18:31,767 --> 00:18:33,300 Hold on a second. 292 00:18:36,266 --> 00:18:37,433 Yeah. 293 00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:41,433 That's the broad. 294 00:18:41,433 --> 00:18:42,934 I never passed her by here. 295 00:18:42,934 --> 00:18:44,000 You let her in? 296 00:18:44,000 --> 00:18:45,367 No, I didn't let her in. 297 00:18:45,367 --> 00:18:46,900 She told me that you-- I never let her past-- 298 00:18:46,900 --> 00:18:48,800 (buzzer) 299 00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,133 Morning, May. 300 00:18:50,133 --> 00:18:51,633 Hey, wait a minute. 301 00:18:51,633 --> 00:18:52,800 What, is she still in the sack? 302 00:18:52,800 --> 00:18:54,934 Wait a minute, you can't go up there! 303 00:18:54,934 --> 00:18:55,967 I'd love a cup of coffee. 304 00:18:55,967 --> 00:18:57,500 Mrs. Brofman! 305 00:18:57,500 --> 00:19:02,700 Mrs. Brofman. Mrs. Brofman! 306 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:03,934 Mrs. Brofman! 307 00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:08,400 Mrs. Brofman... Mrs. Brofman! 308 00:19:08,400 --> 00:19:13,400 Mrs. Brofman! Mrs. Brofman, open the door! 309 00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:15,166 Mrs. Brofman. 310 00:19:15,166 --> 00:19:19,100 Mrs. Brofman, open the door, Mrs. Brofman! 311 00:19:19,100 --> 00:19:20,300 What, May, what? 312 00:19:20,300 --> 00:19:22,667 Mrs. Brofman! What, what, wha-- 313 00:19:22,667 --> 00:19:24,767 (shrieks) 314 00:19:24,767 --> 00:19:25,800 Who are you? 315 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,300 Get out! 316 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:29,133 May, call the police! 317 00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:30,700 Oh, yeah, then you could tell them 318 00:19:30,700 --> 00:19:32,767 all about that little party you threw last night. 319 00:19:37,533 --> 00:19:38,900 What? 320 00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:41,533 Divers shouldn't have any trouble finding the body. 321 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,533 May? 322 00:19:45,533 --> 00:19:48,000 I can just hear Felicia and Liz now. 323 00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:51,633 "Oh, yeah, yeah, we tried to drown him in the hot tub. 324 00:19:51,633 --> 00:19:54,200 But Margo shot him." 325 00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,767 May! 326 00:19:55,767 --> 00:19:57,633 Three times in the chest. 327 00:19:57,633 --> 00:19:59,066 May! 328 00:19:59,066 --> 00:20:00,333 Yes, Mrs. Brofman? 329 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:02,967 Don't call the police, May. Forget the police. 330 00:20:02,967 --> 00:20:04,600 You sure? Yes. 331 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,800 All right. 332 00:20:15,300 --> 00:20:16,400 Who are you? 333 00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:20,200 What did you do with the gun? 334 00:20:22,433 --> 00:20:23,867 Who the hell are you? 335 00:20:25,567 --> 00:20:28,000 Oh, take a good look, Margo. 336 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:31,200 You know, they say that the eyes are the window to the soul, huh? 337 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,834 Look into my eyes, Margo. 338 00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:36,934 Whose soul do you see? 339 00:20:36,934 --> 00:20:39,333 It's me, Margo. 340 00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:40,667 Steve. 341 00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:42,834 You're crazy. 342 00:20:42,834 --> 00:20:44,400 You know, I picked you 343 00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:46,600 because you're a lot smarter than those other two bimbos. 344 00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:49,033 Also you believe that fag psychic of yours, 345 00:20:49,033 --> 00:20:51,834 told you you were Helen of Troy in another incarnation. 346 00:20:51,834 --> 00:20:55,233 The way I figure it, Margo, you'd have no trouble believing 347 00:20:55,233 --> 00:20:57,967 that I am the late, great Steven Brooks, 348 00:20:57,967 --> 00:20:59,633 your ex-lover, 349 00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:02,600 reincarnated as a gorgeous female. 350 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,767 Look deep, Margo. 351 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:10,467 (thud) 352 00:21:10,467 --> 00:21:12,767 You better believe it, Slick. 353 00:21:12,767 --> 00:21:15,767 'Cause after I borrow a dress and some lipstick, 354 00:21:15,767 --> 00:21:19,166 I am going to have lunch with my buddy Walter, 355 00:21:19,166 --> 00:21:22,900 and you are going to teach me everything I always wanted 356 00:21:22,900 --> 00:21:25,433 to know about women but was afraid to ask. 357 00:21:25,433 --> 00:21:26,500 Whoo. 358 00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:29,567 (music and chatter) 359 00:21:58,133 --> 00:21:59,367 Hey. 360 00:22:54,734 --> 00:22:57,367 How you doing, Walter? 361 00:22:57,367 --> 00:22:58,767 A-Amanda? 362 00:22:58,767 --> 00:23:00,033 In the flesh. 363 00:23:00,033 --> 00:23:02,233 And what about that flesh, huh? 364 00:23:02,233 --> 00:23:05,166 Jesus Christ. 365 00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:08,767 Hey, Suzy, I'll have a margarita, please. You bet. 366 00:23:08,767 --> 00:23:10,200 So what do you think? 367 00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:11,400 Did you get a good look at my legs? 368 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,500 So, uh, Steve never mentioned me? 369 00:23:17,500 --> 00:23:19,367 Uh, no. 370 00:23:19,367 --> 00:23:20,867 Well, that's understandable. 371 00:23:20,867 --> 00:23:23,967 See, we only just discovered each other a few days ago. 372 00:23:23,967 --> 00:23:25,600 I'm his half-sister. 373 00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:27,667 We have different mothers. 374 00:23:27,667 --> 00:23:32,967 He sure did talk about you quite a bit, though, Walt. 375 00:23:32,967 --> 00:23:34,033 Oh, really? 376 00:23:34,033 --> 00:23:37,166 Jeez, would you check out that ass? 377 00:23:37,166 --> 00:23:38,734 Boy, how'd you like to give her a little 378 00:23:38,734 --> 00:23:40,000 punch in the pants, huh, Walt? 379 00:23:40,000 --> 00:23:41,834 Oh, no, you're not gay, are you? 380 00:23:41,834 --> 00:23:43,934 Suzy: Your margarita's ready. 381 00:23:43,934 --> 00:23:46,400 Pal, if I'm gay, Clint Eastwood is a transvestite. 382 00:23:46,400 --> 00:23:47,533 Excuse me. 383 00:23:56,633 --> 00:23:58,433 You know, you don't look anything like Steve, 384 00:23:58,433 --> 00:24:00,367 except maybe something... 385 00:24:00,367 --> 00:24:02,066 about the eyes. Really? 386 00:24:02,066 --> 00:24:03,867 But, uh, you sure do act like him. 387 00:24:03,867 --> 00:24:05,867 You always drink margaritas, huh? 388 00:24:05,867 --> 00:24:07,367 Yeah, yeah. So does Steve. 389 00:24:07,367 --> 00:24:09,066 Huh, well, here's to Steve, 390 00:24:09,066 --> 00:24:10,166 wherever he may be. 391 00:24:10,166 --> 00:24:11,767 By the way, where is he? 392 00:24:11,767 --> 00:24:13,767 I don't know. 393 00:24:13,767 --> 00:24:15,900 He just said that he was going away 394 00:24:15,900 --> 00:24:17,934 and that, you know, he'd probably be gone 395 00:24:17,934 --> 00:24:19,000 for a very long time. 396 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,100 You're kidding me! 397 00:24:20,100 --> 00:24:23,767 No, he kept talking about Gauguin. 398 00:24:23,767 --> 00:24:24,900 Who? 399 00:24:24,900 --> 00:24:27,700 Gauguin, Walter, he was a French painter. 400 00:24:27,700 --> 00:24:32,734 He decided to chuck it all and move to Tahiti to paint. 401 00:24:32,734 --> 00:24:35,233 He said he was fed up with everything. 402 00:24:35,233 --> 00:24:38,767 And between you and me, 403 00:24:38,767 --> 00:24:40,700 he seemed very depressed. 404 00:24:40,700 --> 00:24:42,166 Depressed? Mm-hm. 405 00:24:42,166 --> 00:24:44,333 Last night, three of his ex-girlfriends 406 00:24:44,333 --> 00:24:45,700 were throwing him a dinner party. 407 00:24:45,700 --> 00:24:48,033 When he left me, he couldn't have been happier. 408 00:24:48,033 --> 00:24:49,767 Yeah, well, maybe the party didn't turn out 409 00:24:49,767 --> 00:24:51,033 exactly like he planned. 410 00:24:51,033 --> 00:24:52,467 Well, I'll tell you one thing for sure, 411 00:24:52,467 --> 00:24:54,767 Steve is not the kind of man who would suddenly decide 412 00:24:54,767 --> 00:24:57,000 to just chuck it all and not tell me. 413 00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,066 Did you check his office? 414 00:25:00,066 --> 00:25:01,934 For what? 415 00:25:01,934 --> 00:25:03,767 I don't know, maybe he left you a note or something. 416 00:25:07,033 --> 00:25:08,200 You heard anything? 417 00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:10,600 No, it's very strange. 418 00:25:10,600 --> 00:25:12,800 Beth, this is Amanda Brooks, Steve's sister. 419 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,433 How you doing there, Beth? 420 00:25:14,433 --> 00:25:15,533 Mind if I look in his office? 421 00:25:15,533 --> 00:25:16,900 Maybe he left a note or something. 422 00:25:16,900 --> 00:25:18,333 Uh, no, go ahead. 423 00:25:18,333 --> 00:25:21,700 But when I cleaned up his desk, I didn't find anything. 424 00:25:24,433 --> 00:25:25,633 You're his sister, huh? 425 00:25:25,633 --> 00:25:27,000 Well, half-sister. 426 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:30,033 We only just discovered each other a few days ago. 427 00:25:30,033 --> 00:25:33,867 Oh, oh, 'cause I've been his secretary for two years, 428 00:25:33,867 --> 00:25:35,767 and he never said anything about you. 429 00:25:35,767 --> 00:25:36,967 Nothing, nothing. 430 00:25:36,967 --> 00:25:38,367 Did you look in the drawer? 431 00:25:38,367 --> 00:25:39,433 Yeah, I did. 432 00:25:39,433 --> 00:25:40,867 Let me have a look there. 433 00:25:40,867 --> 00:25:42,467 He told Amanda that he was going 434 00:25:42,467 --> 00:25:44,867 to chuck it all and be like Gauguin. 435 00:25:44,867 --> 00:25:47,266 The painter? 436 00:25:47,266 --> 00:25:49,166 Can't believe that he wouldn't call me. 437 00:25:49,166 --> 00:25:50,433 Hey, what's this here? 438 00:25:50,433 --> 00:25:51,467 What? What? 439 00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:53,100 It's a note, says "To Walter." 440 00:25:53,100 --> 00:25:54,333 Where'd you find that? 441 00:25:54,333 --> 00:25:55,834 Uh, in the drawer. 442 00:25:55,834 --> 00:25:57,600 Well, I looked-- 443 00:25:57,600 --> 00:26:00,467 "Dear Walter, I'm fed up with my life. 444 00:26:00,467 --> 00:26:04,633 "I've decided to chuck it all and start again, like Gauguin. 445 00:26:04,633 --> 00:26:06,900 "I asked Amanda, my half-sister, to stay in my apartment 446 00:26:06,900 --> 00:26:08,000 "while I'm gone. 447 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:09,367 "Take her to lunch. You'll like her. 448 00:26:09,367 --> 00:26:11,467 "She's got a great pair of-- 449 00:26:11,467 --> 00:26:14,400 So long. Steve." 450 00:26:16,133 --> 00:26:17,867 Is that uh, his handwriting? 451 00:26:17,867 --> 00:26:19,967 Yeah. 452 00:26:19,967 --> 00:26:21,433 Yeah? 453 00:26:25,400 --> 00:26:28,266 (sobbing) 454 00:26:30,500 --> 00:26:33,100 What the matter? 455 00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:34,800 He's really gone. 456 00:26:34,800 --> 00:26:39,100 Yeah, it looks that way, Sugar. 457 00:26:39,100 --> 00:26:43,166 He-- he always called me that. 458 00:26:43,166 --> 00:26:44,667 (sobbing) 459 00:26:44,667 --> 00:26:47,633 Jesus, you must have been really crazy about him, huh? 460 00:26:52,200 --> 00:26:54,233 I hated him. 461 00:26:54,233 --> 00:26:59,233 I just always cry when I'm really, really, really happy. 462 00:26:59,233 --> 00:27:01,033 Sorry. 463 00:27:01,033 --> 00:27:03,100 Excuse me. 464 00:27:03,100 --> 00:27:04,567 (sobbing) 465 00:27:04,567 --> 00:27:07,934 (sobbing) Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Freidkin. 466 00:27:12,033 --> 00:27:13,367 Walter... 467 00:27:13,367 --> 00:27:16,867 Yep, Mr. Freidkin, we-- we just found this. 468 00:27:18,367 --> 00:27:20,333 Steve's sister. 469 00:27:20,333 --> 00:27:21,600 Half-sister. 470 00:27:23,734 --> 00:27:24,967 Our Steve? 471 00:27:26,967 --> 00:27:28,633 Why, that son of a gun. 472 00:27:28,633 --> 00:27:32,667 He didn't know about her until a couple of days ago. 473 00:27:32,667 --> 00:27:35,066 Talk about your family secrets. 474 00:27:36,233 --> 00:27:38,300 You should read the note. 475 00:27:38,300 --> 00:27:40,900 What note? 476 00:27:40,900 --> 00:27:42,767 Oh. 477 00:27:42,767 --> 00:27:46,300 (mumbling) 478 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:49,734 (gasps) 479 00:27:49,734 --> 00:27:52,166 Gauguin? 480 00:27:52,166 --> 00:27:53,700 Come on, this is a joke, right? 481 00:27:53,700 --> 00:27:56,200 No, it's not a joke. He's gone. 482 00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:57,500 I don't believe it. 483 00:27:57,500 --> 00:27:59,767 I guess you must be Arnold, Steve's boss. 484 00:27:59,767 --> 00:28:01,266 How you doing, Arnold? 485 00:28:01,266 --> 00:28:02,433 Yes. 486 00:28:02,433 --> 00:28:05,533 Steve told me a lot about you. 487 00:28:05,533 --> 00:28:08,767 Oh, well, not all bad, I hope. 488 00:28:08,767 --> 00:28:11,333 No, not all of it. 489 00:28:11,333 --> 00:28:13,100 Well, we're going to miss him. 490 00:28:13,100 --> 00:28:15,667 He was one hell of an advertising man. 491 00:28:15,667 --> 00:28:21,200 He was that, yeah, but I think he can be improved on. 492 00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:22,967 Really? 493 00:28:22,967 --> 00:28:25,834 How's that? 494 00:28:25,834 --> 00:28:27,433 Why don't you take me to your office? 495 00:28:27,433 --> 00:28:29,233 I'll tell you "how's that." 496 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,266 You're sure I can't get you something stronger? 497 00:28:36,266 --> 00:28:37,567 No, no thanks. 498 00:28:37,567 --> 00:28:40,033 You know, except for the occasional margarita at lunch, 499 00:28:40,033 --> 00:28:43,066 I make it a habit not to drink on the job. 500 00:28:44,467 --> 00:28:47,200 You sound like your brother. 501 00:28:49,533 --> 00:28:50,800 Who do you work for? 502 00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:53,166 You, I hope. 503 00:28:54,834 --> 00:28:57,400 Oh, well, I'm flattered. 504 00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:59,633 Have you had experience in advertising? 505 00:28:59,633 --> 00:29:02,467 Hire me, and I'll get you the Faxton account. 506 00:29:02,467 --> 00:29:04,000 (chuckles) 507 00:29:06,133 --> 00:29:09,500 Get me the Faxton account, and you're hired. 508 00:29:09,500 --> 00:29:12,467 Hire me, Arnold, I won't tell your wife 509 00:29:12,467 --> 00:29:15,600 about Apartment J on West 57th Street. 510 00:29:17,934 --> 00:29:19,500 My God... 511 00:29:19,500 --> 00:29:21,900 What else did Steve tell you? 512 00:29:23,734 --> 00:29:26,233 He told me you pay him 200 a year plus fringes. 513 00:29:26,233 --> 00:29:27,734 I'll take 250. 514 00:29:27,734 --> 00:29:31,333 Well, why should I pay you more than Steve is getting? 515 00:29:31,333 --> 00:29:33,767 Steve didn't give you a hard-on. 516 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:46,033 Uh, Denise. 517 00:29:46,033 --> 00:29:49,333 You knew Steve Brooks pretty well, didn't you? 518 00:29:49,333 --> 00:29:50,433 You? 519 00:29:50,433 --> 00:29:51,734 Well, no. 520 00:29:51,734 --> 00:29:53,533 Yes, pretty well. 521 00:29:53,533 --> 00:29:59,066 So tell me, what adjective would you say best describes him? 522 00:29:59,066 --> 00:30:01,400 Asshole. 523 00:30:01,400 --> 00:30:05,066 That could also be a noun. 524 00:30:05,066 --> 00:30:06,934 Major asshole. 525 00:30:08,166 --> 00:30:09,900 Sounds great, so when do you start? 526 00:30:09,900 --> 00:30:11,266 Uh, tomorrow morning. 527 00:30:11,266 --> 00:30:12,633 Yeah, what can I say? 528 00:30:12,633 --> 00:30:14,567 Hey, how about you show me the ropes, huh? 529 00:30:14,567 --> 00:30:16,266 Sure. 530 00:30:16,266 --> 00:30:19,467 Goddamn Italian shoes, huh? 531 00:30:19,467 --> 00:30:22,700 Yeah, well, look, it's going to really be great 532 00:30:22,700 --> 00:30:24,367 working with you-- I mean, Steve and all that. 533 00:30:24,367 --> 00:30:26,166 Why don't we have dinner tonight, heh? 534 00:30:26,166 --> 00:30:27,300 Yeah. 535 00:30:27,300 --> 00:30:31,166 How about a little sushi at Aiko's? 536 00:30:31,166 --> 00:30:33,867 8:00, couple of beers, the Duke's? 537 00:30:33,867 --> 00:30:36,066 Okay. Yeah, great. 538 00:30:36,066 --> 00:30:37,133 See you later, bud. 539 00:30:38,767 --> 00:30:43,967 Well, let's see which one of your guides is available 540 00:30:43,967 --> 00:30:46,266 to give us some answers. 541 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:03,200 (caw) 542 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:04,633 Jesus... 543 00:31:13,100 --> 00:31:15,233 (squawking) 544 00:31:18,567 --> 00:31:20,467 (with Indian accent) Greetings, sahib. 545 00:31:20,467 --> 00:31:23,834 Multiple blessings from the eternal spirit. 546 00:31:23,834 --> 00:31:27,300 (normal voice) It's Pasha. 547 00:31:27,300 --> 00:31:32,967 Pasha, is it appropriate that we speak? 548 00:31:35,066 --> 00:31:39,233 (with accent) Exceedingly so, sahib. 549 00:31:39,233 --> 00:31:41,500 The answer to your question is, 550 00:31:41,500 --> 00:31:43,300 in order for Sahib Brooks 551 00:31:43,300 --> 00:31:48,500 to be reincarnated, he must first be dead. 552 00:31:48,500 --> 00:31:49,633 But he is dead. 553 00:31:49,633 --> 00:31:52,433 He is? 554 00:31:52,433 --> 00:31:55,166 Well, isn't he? I mean-- 555 00:31:55,166 --> 00:31:57,533 You're supposed to know about those things. 556 00:32:00,066 --> 00:32:05,266 If indeed Sahib Brooks', uh, immortal soul 557 00:32:05,266 --> 00:32:07,233 has left the bondage of this earth, 558 00:32:07,233 --> 00:32:09,066 it is reasonable to assume 559 00:32:09,066 --> 00:32:11,800 it has not yet arrived 560 00:32:11,800 --> 00:32:13,900 at its predestined spiritual abode, 561 00:32:13,900 --> 00:32:16,667 or, of course, I would know of it. 562 00:32:16,667 --> 00:32:19,033 Okay, let's say that he is dead 563 00:32:19,033 --> 00:32:21,367 and he has been reincarnated as a woman-- 564 00:32:21,367 --> 00:32:23,233 Oh, well, you see, the eternal soul-- 565 00:32:23,233 --> 00:32:26,934 Let me finish. (bird cawing) 566 00:32:26,934 --> 00:32:29,967 Sorry, Pasha. 567 00:32:29,967 --> 00:32:33,967 Could it still be the same man in a different body? 568 00:32:33,967 --> 00:32:36,033 Although the Grand Design provides 569 00:32:36,033 --> 00:32:39,400 for almost any possibility, 570 00:32:39,400 --> 00:32:44,033 uh, I have never heard of such a case 571 00:32:44,033 --> 00:32:47,000 as you speak of, but I will investigate 572 00:32:47,000 --> 00:32:50,066 and report to you the next time we communicate. 573 00:32:50,066 --> 00:32:53,166 In the meantime, peace be with you, 574 00:32:53,166 --> 00:32:58,934 and Brahma, the Supreme Soul, the essence of the universe, 575 00:32:58,934 --> 00:33:01,967 guide and protect you. 576 00:33:01,967 --> 00:33:03,166 (gasps) 577 00:33:09,533 --> 00:33:11,934 That really takes it out of me. 578 00:33:13,166 --> 00:33:15,667 Well, Pasha wasn't much fucking help. 579 00:33:15,667 --> 00:33:17,066 Margo... 580 00:33:17,066 --> 00:33:23,100 um, aside from the fact that this woman claims 581 00:33:23,100 --> 00:33:25,500 to be the late Mr. Brooks, 582 00:33:25,500 --> 00:33:26,867 is there any other reason why 583 00:33:26,867 --> 00:33:29,300 you might think that he would be dead? 584 00:33:29,300 --> 00:33:31,300 No, of course not, what other reason could there be? 585 00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:33,100 (phone ringing) 586 00:33:33,100 --> 00:33:36,900 Answering machine: You've reached 555-6731. 587 00:33:36,900 --> 00:33:39,100 Please leave a message, and I'll call you back. 588 00:33:39,100 --> 00:33:40,400 (beep) 589 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:43,600 Amanda: Hello, Curt, you psychic psycho fag. 590 00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,533 Margo, get your ass over to Bloomingdale's. 591 00:33:45,533 --> 00:33:47,300 I'll meet you in an hour. 592 00:34:02,567 --> 00:34:05,166 Oh, yeah, that's pretty. 593 00:34:05,166 --> 00:34:07,834 Where are you going? 594 00:34:07,834 --> 00:34:10,200 I'm going to Aiko's. 595 00:34:10,200 --> 00:34:13,600 Don't you think something a little less formal for sushi? 596 00:34:13,600 --> 00:34:17,200 Yeah, probably, but maybe we should get it anyway. 597 00:34:17,200 --> 00:34:20,133 Bound to be other nights when I can wear it. 598 00:34:20,133 --> 00:34:21,633 Oh, bound to be. 599 00:34:23,166 --> 00:34:24,400 Amanda: What do you think? 600 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:25,800 You think I'd look good in something like that? 601 00:34:27,767 --> 00:34:30,233 There's not much you wouldn't look good in. 602 00:34:30,233 --> 00:34:33,667 I bet you say that to all the boys who become girls. 603 00:34:35,367 --> 00:34:37,300 You know, you need a bra. 604 00:34:37,300 --> 00:34:41,834 We're about the same size aren't we, a 34 C, right? 605 00:34:41,834 --> 00:34:46,367 Um, uh, oh, yeah, yeah, I think we are, yeah. 606 00:34:51,600 --> 00:34:53,033 Cash or charge? 607 00:34:53,033 --> 00:34:54,734 Uh, what's the total there? 608 00:34:54,734 --> 00:34:58,300 Including cosmetics, perfume, and jewelry, 609 00:34:58,300 --> 00:35:02,166 it's $41,611.89. 610 00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:06,033 Huh, uh, how do you want to pay for that, Slick? 611 00:35:06,033 --> 00:35:08,700 (coughs) 612 00:35:08,700 --> 00:35:11,100 (giggles) She never lets me pay for a thing. 613 00:35:11,100 --> 00:35:14,033 If I tried, she'd probably shoot me, dump me in the river. 614 00:35:23,900 --> 00:35:26,567 Do you know how many poor animals they had to kill 615 00:35:26,567 --> 00:35:27,700 to make that coat? 616 00:35:27,700 --> 00:35:29,000 Do you know how many rich animals 617 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:30,767 I had to fuck to get this coat? 618 00:35:40,300 --> 00:35:41,633 Here she comes. 619 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:49,667 Excuse me, Miss Brooks, is it? 620 00:35:49,667 --> 00:35:53,166 I'm Stewart Higgins, the apartment manager. 621 00:35:53,166 --> 00:35:54,800 Nice to meet you. 622 00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:56,066 Do me a favor, Al. 623 00:35:56,066 --> 00:35:58,200 I'm expecting a big delivery from Bloomingdale's. 624 00:35:58,200 --> 00:35:59,967 Would you send it up as soon as it gets here? 625 00:35:59,967 --> 00:36:01,200 I got a hot date tonight. 626 00:36:01,200 --> 00:36:02,500 I'm sorry, but I can't allow you 627 00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:05,100 to stay in Mr. Brooks' apartment 628 00:36:05,100 --> 00:36:08,433 unless you can prove you really are his sister. 629 00:36:08,433 --> 00:36:10,433 Do you have some means of identification? 630 00:36:10,433 --> 00:36:11,633 Like what? 631 00:36:11,633 --> 00:36:13,734 Well, a driver's license. 632 00:36:13,734 --> 00:36:15,333 Oh, I don't drive. 633 00:36:15,333 --> 00:36:16,700 Credit cards. 634 00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:18,467 I don't charge. 635 00:36:18,467 --> 00:36:22,166 You told Mac, the night guard, that your brother told Al, 636 00:36:22,166 --> 00:36:24,066 the day guard, that you'd be staying 637 00:36:24,066 --> 00:36:25,700 in your brother's apartment. 638 00:36:25,700 --> 00:36:28,567 Well, this is Al. 639 00:36:28,567 --> 00:36:31,467 And he doesn't remember your brother saying that. 640 00:36:31,467 --> 00:36:32,667 You don't remember that, Al? 641 00:36:32,667 --> 00:36:34,066 No, ma'am. 642 00:36:34,066 --> 00:36:36,233 How old are you, Al? 49. 643 00:36:36,233 --> 00:36:38,166 Jeez, you told me you were 50. 644 00:36:38,166 --> 00:36:40,667 Don't you remember the day my brother introduced us, 645 00:36:40,667 --> 00:36:43,233 you said you just had a birthday last month. 646 00:36:43,233 --> 00:36:44,500 I met you? 647 00:36:44,500 --> 00:36:47,900 Yeah, I told you how young you looked. 648 00:36:47,900 --> 00:36:49,767 Could start that early, could. 649 00:36:49,767 --> 00:36:52,333 It's probably nothing serious, just short term, 650 00:36:52,333 --> 00:36:54,700 but if I were you, I'd get it checked. 651 00:36:54,700 --> 00:36:57,400 And you can call Arnold Freidkin. 652 00:36:57,400 --> 00:36:59,367 He's my boss at F&B. 653 00:36:59,367 --> 00:37:02,367 If that doesn't satisfy you, call Laura Patrick. 654 00:37:02,367 --> 00:37:03,867 Who? 655 00:37:03,867 --> 00:37:06,734 Laura Patrick, little redhead my brother fixed you up with 656 00:37:06,734 --> 00:37:09,767 last week when your wife was out of town. 657 00:37:09,767 --> 00:37:11,500 You should get checked, too. 658 00:37:11,500 --> 00:37:14,800 You're getting to be just as forgetful as Al. 659 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:18,266 Yo, Walt, check out the headlights on the blonde. 660 00:37:18,266 --> 00:37:19,934 How'd you like to play "hide the salami" 661 00:37:19,934 --> 00:37:22,033 with that for about a week? 662 00:37:22,033 --> 00:37:26,000 Ugh, but not me Walt, you. 663 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:28,800 What, you don't think that's a perfectly legitimate question? 664 00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:30,467 Coming from a guy, maybe. 665 00:37:30,467 --> 00:37:33,266 You don't think that women talk to women that way? 666 00:37:33,266 --> 00:37:34,333 Thank you. 667 00:37:34,333 --> 00:37:36,166 Yeah, yeah, I guess so. 668 00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:37,633 Sometimes, some women. 669 00:37:37,633 --> 00:37:40,333 So what's wrong with a woman talking to a man that way? 670 00:37:40,333 --> 00:37:41,600 I don't know. 671 00:37:41,600 --> 00:37:43,934 Look, I just think that when a man talks to a woman, 672 00:37:43,934 --> 00:37:46,734 a woman talks to a man, that it should be more, uh, 673 00:37:46,734 --> 00:37:48,000 romantic. 674 00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:49,967 So women aren't supposed to feel the same things 675 00:37:49,967 --> 00:37:51,533 that a man feels? 676 00:37:51,533 --> 00:37:53,200 I mean, it's wrong for her to talk about it. 677 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:55,633 It's okay for a man to say, "I'm horny, I like to get laid." 678 00:37:55,633 --> 00:37:56,934 This is not okay for a woman to say? 679 00:37:56,934 --> 00:37:58,600 Well, now you sound like Gloria Steinem. 680 00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:03,800 Let's go to Duke's. 681 00:38:05,900 --> 00:38:08,800 Steve told you about Duke's, huh? 682 00:38:08,800 --> 00:38:11,333 Yeah, he did. 683 00:38:11,333 --> 00:38:13,867 I used to put your brother to bed after six of these. 684 00:38:13,867 --> 00:38:15,400 Oh, yeah, how many is this? 685 00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:16,567 That's five. 686 00:38:16,567 --> 00:38:19,033 Good, then I got one to go. 687 00:38:19,033 --> 00:38:21,533 Nope, that's a double. 688 00:38:21,533 --> 00:38:24,667 Well, then I'll just sip it. 689 00:38:24,667 --> 00:38:26,867 I was afraid of that. 690 00:38:30,166 --> 00:38:31,633 Uh, boy I'm going to miss him. 691 00:38:31,633 --> 00:38:32,834 Who, Duke? 692 00:38:32,834 --> 00:38:34,433 No, Steve. 693 00:38:34,433 --> 00:38:35,734 Why, Walt? 694 00:38:35,734 --> 00:38:38,600 I mean, face it, you know. 695 00:38:38,600 --> 00:38:41,100 He wasn't the nicest guy in the world. 696 00:38:41,100 --> 00:38:42,333 No? 697 00:38:42,333 --> 00:38:44,367 Especially where women are concerned, huh? 698 00:38:44,367 --> 00:38:45,633 Nope. 699 00:38:45,633 --> 00:38:47,266 He loves kids, though, 700 00:38:47,266 --> 00:38:49,000 and dogs. 701 00:38:51,333 --> 00:38:53,567 And he does things for people that nobody would ever 702 00:38:53,567 --> 00:38:54,934 know about except maybe me 703 00:38:54,934 --> 00:38:57,467 and the shrink that he was seeing for about six months. 704 00:38:57,467 --> 00:38:59,867 And God. 705 00:38:59,867 --> 00:39:01,000 Right, man. 706 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,133 Yeah, He knows. 707 00:39:02,133 --> 00:39:03,967 She. 708 00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:07,967 He's like Popeye. 709 00:39:07,967 --> 00:39:09,734 God? 710 00:39:09,734 --> 00:39:10,834 No, Steve! 711 00:39:10,834 --> 00:39:12,734 You know, "I am what I am." 712 00:39:12,734 --> 00:39:14,667 He is what he is. 713 00:39:14,667 --> 00:39:20,100 He's a smart, funny, charming, dyed-in-the-wool male chauvinist 714 00:39:20,100 --> 00:39:22,266 who brags about most things 715 00:39:22,266 --> 00:39:25,100 that other guys are afraid to admit themselves. 716 00:39:25,100 --> 00:39:26,166 And you know what? 717 00:39:26,166 --> 00:39:28,400 He likes me. 718 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,467 He's very loyal. 719 00:39:30,467 --> 00:39:34,600 You want to know why, Walter? 720 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:36,867 Why? 721 00:39:36,867 --> 00:39:39,300 Because he envies you. 722 00:39:39,300 --> 00:39:42,667 See, you're a good guy. 723 00:39:42,667 --> 00:39:44,700 How do you know that? 724 00:39:44,700 --> 00:39:46,200 What, that you're a good guy? 725 00:39:46,200 --> 00:39:47,867 No, that he envies me. 726 00:39:47,867 --> 00:39:53,166 Oh, well, he told me. 727 00:39:53,166 --> 00:39:57,800 He said, "Amanda, you stick with Walt; he's a good guy." 728 00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:00,900 Yeah, well, maybe I'm not so good. 729 00:40:00,900 --> 00:40:02,734 How come? 730 00:40:04,700 --> 00:40:06,367 Well, to tell you the truth, 731 00:40:06,367 --> 00:40:09,200 I really, really, really want to go to bed with you. 732 00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,200 Oh, that's a hot news flash. 733 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:14,500 Yeah, yeah, but I can't because you're my best friend's sister. 734 00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:15,600 What do you mean? 735 00:40:15,600 --> 00:40:16,934 Steve wouldn't have any trouble 736 00:40:16,934 --> 00:40:18,100 going to bed with your sister. 737 00:40:18,100 --> 00:40:19,433 I don't have a sister. 738 00:40:19,433 --> 00:40:21,300 And even if I did, I don't think that he would. 739 00:40:21,300 --> 00:40:23,300 Oh, oh, he would. 740 00:40:23,300 --> 00:40:24,600 Take my word for it. 741 00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:27,000 So what are you saying, that I should? 742 00:40:27,000 --> 00:40:29,467 I mean could. 743 00:40:29,467 --> 00:40:32,900 If you could, yeah, sure. 744 00:40:32,900 --> 00:40:34,800 But you can't. 745 00:40:34,800 --> 00:40:36,934 No? No, sorry. 746 00:40:36,934 --> 00:40:38,300 (giggling) 747 00:40:38,300 --> 00:40:40,533 You mind telling me why? 748 00:40:45,266 --> 00:40:47,900 Because I'm not really who you think I am. 749 00:40:51,033 --> 00:40:54,400 It's me, Walt; Steve. 750 00:40:54,400 --> 00:41:00,734 I died, and God wouldn't let me into Heaven 'cause I've been-- 751 00:41:00,734 --> 00:41:03,567 I've been such a shit to women. 752 00:41:03,567 --> 00:41:06,600 That's why. 753 00:41:06,600 --> 00:41:07,867 God. 754 00:41:07,867 --> 00:41:09,567 If I want to go to Heaven-- 755 00:41:09,567 --> 00:41:10,900 Mm-hmm. 756 00:41:10,900 --> 00:41:13,300 I got to find-- 757 00:41:13,300 --> 00:41:16,300 I got to find one female who likes me. 758 00:41:16,300 --> 00:41:18,433 That's not going to be easy. 759 00:41:19,867 --> 00:41:22,333 Hey, you believe I'm Steve? 760 00:41:22,333 --> 00:41:24,500 Yeah, sure. 761 00:41:24,500 --> 00:41:26,266 I knew you would. 762 00:41:26,266 --> 00:41:27,367 Hey, Steve. 763 00:41:27,367 --> 00:41:28,934 What? 764 00:41:28,934 --> 00:41:31,100 I'd still like to fuck your sister. 765 00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:33,400 Liz: She is not Steve. 766 00:41:33,400 --> 00:41:35,233 You didn't look in her eyes, all right, 767 00:41:35,233 --> 00:41:38,166 she didn't kiss you, for Christ's sake. 768 00:41:38,166 --> 00:41:39,467 Give me this. 769 00:41:39,467 --> 00:41:40,700 Spooky. 770 00:41:40,700 --> 00:41:42,667 It's bullshit, darling. 771 00:41:42,667 --> 00:41:44,700 You're just a sucker for that kind of thing. 772 00:41:44,700 --> 00:41:45,967 That's why she chose you. 773 00:41:45,967 --> 00:41:48,166 But how does she know about everything? 774 00:41:48,166 --> 00:41:49,800 I mean, you can laugh, but I get the feeling 775 00:41:49,800 --> 00:41:51,600 she's watching us right now. 776 00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:54,300 (phone rings) 777 00:41:55,467 --> 00:41:56,633 (phone rings) 778 00:42:01,000 --> 00:42:02,700 Hello? 779 00:42:02,700 --> 00:42:06,533 Uh, you're a major stockholder with Faxton Cosmetics. 780 00:42:06,533 --> 00:42:07,834 I want an appointment 781 00:42:07,834 --> 00:42:10,400 with Sheila Faxton tomorrow afternoon. 782 00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,767 You sound drunk. 783 00:42:12,767 --> 00:42:15,800 You sound stoned. 784 00:42:15,800 --> 00:42:17,000 Three of you getting high, 785 00:42:17,000 --> 00:42:19,400 trying to figure out what to do about me? 786 00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,200 (laughs) 787 00:42:21,200 --> 00:42:24,033 (dial tone) 788 00:42:24,033 --> 00:42:25,200 Who was that? 789 00:42:25,200 --> 00:42:26,500 Steve. 790 00:42:26,500 --> 00:42:27,600 You mean Amanda. 791 00:42:27,600 --> 00:42:29,233 No, I mean Steve. 792 00:42:32,500 --> 00:42:34,200 Coffee, coffee. 793 00:42:42,867 --> 00:42:45,834 Where is my address book? 794 00:42:45,834 --> 00:42:47,734 Your address book? 795 00:42:47,734 --> 00:42:48,800 Steve's address book. 796 00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,633 Oh, uh, bottom drawer. 797 00:42:50,633 --> 00:42:51,967 No, no, I looked there. 798 00:42:51,967 --> 00:42:55,367 Um... 799 00:42:55,367 --> 00:42:57,133 There. 800 00:42:57,133 --> 00:42:59,066 Can't think with all this hair. 801 00:42:59,066 --> 00:43:00,767 You have beautiful hair. 802 00:43:00,767 --> 00:43:02,800 You know how long it takes to dry this hair? 803 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:04,033 Get me my barber. 804 00:43:04,033 --> 00:43:06,000 Your barber? 805 00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:08,900 I don't have a barber, my hairdresser. 806 00:43:08,900 --> 00:43:11,433 In fact, who does your hair? You have very nice hair. 807 00:43:11,433 --> 00:43:12,567 It's all off your face. 808 00:43:12,567 --> 00:43:14,533 Um, well, Sergei actually. 809 00:43:14,533 --> 00:43:17,300 Sergei, good, get me an appointment with Sergei. 810 00:43:19,266 --> 00:43:21,734 Go, go, go! 811 00:43:21,734 --> 00:43:23,600 Operator: Media, how may I direct your call, please? 812 00:43:23,600 --> 00:43:26,734 Uh, hello, a Miss Darlene Wooster, please. 813 00:43:26,734 --> 00:43:28,233 Operator: One moment, please. 814 00:43:28,233 --> 00:43:29,567 Darlene: This is Darlene. 815 00:43:29,567 --> 00:43:33,333 Darlene, um, uh, I'm writing a book 816 00:43:33,333 --> 00:43:35,367 called Great Names in Advertising, 817 00:43:35,367 --> 00:43:39,900 and Steven Brooks gave you as a recommendation, 818 00:43:39,900 --> 00:43:41,867 so I was wondering if maybe you could, uh, 819 00:43:41,867 --> 00:43:44,200 tell me a little bit about it. 820 00:43:44,200 --> 00:43:46,233 Darlene: I don't believe that asshole gave you my number... 821 00:43:46,233 --> 00:43:48,800 (screaming continues) Crazy. 822 00:43:48,800 --> 00:43:51,166 Didn't think you were so hot, either. 823 00:43:53,333 --> 00:43:54,767 (sighing) Oh, boy. 824 00:44:04,433 --> 00:44:06,100 Shit. 825 00:44:11,700 --> 00:44:12,667 Morning. 826 00:44:15,200 --> 00:44:16,633 Uh, what's up? 827 00:44:16,633 --> 00:44:19,433 You said you wanted me to show you the ropes. 828 00:44:19,433 --> 00:44:21,266 Oh, yeah. 829 00:44:21,266 --> 00:44:22,367 Right. 830 00:44:29,567 --> 00:44:31,166 You look like shit, pal. 831 00:44:31,166 --> 00:44:32,567 You don't look too good yourself. 832 00:44:32,567 --> 00:44:33,600 You all right? 833 00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:34,734 You're red. 834 00:44:34,734 --> 00:44:35,900 Got a fever or something? 835 00:44:35,900 --> 00:44:38,000 Probably too much rouge. 836 00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:40,900 Got to be a fucking Rembrandt to put on makeup. 837 00:44:42,867 --> 00:44:45,934 Photographer: Pretty, put your chin up. There you go; that's good. 838 00:44:45,934 --> 00:44:47,800 (upbeat music) 839 00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:49,900 ♪ ♪ 840 00:44:51,467 --> 00:44:53,300 Remember when I thought you were Connie? 841 00:44:53,300 --> 00:44:54,967 Photographer: Love your look; good. 842 00:44:54,967 --> 00:44:56,066 Oh, beautiful, beautiful. 843 00:44:56,066 --> 00:44:57,767 That's Connie. 844 00:44:57,767 --> 00:44:58,934 Photographer: Good, good, all right. 845 00:44:58,934 --> 00:45:01,633 Let's take a break. Thanks, Connie. 846 00:45:01,633 --> 00:45:04,633 I think I need salt 'cause I keep cramping up. 847 00:45:04,633 --> 00:45:06,934 Woman: Okay, turn the music down. 848 00:45:06,934 --> 00:45:08,867 Hi. Hi. 849 00:45:08,867 --> 00:45:11,667 I'm Amanda Brooks. I'm Steve's sister. 850 00:45:11,667 --> 00:45:13,500 He never told me he had a sister. 851 00:45:13,500 --> 00:45:15,667 Well, I'm his half-sister, really. 852 00:45:15,667 --> 00:45:16,900 Hello, Walter. 853 00:45:16,900 --> 00:45:18,767 He never told me he had a half a sister. 854 00:45:18,767 --> 00:45:19,934 Listen, have you seen him lately? 855 00:45:19,934 --> 00:45:21,667 Haven't heard from him in three days. 856 00:45:21,667 --> 00:45:24,467 Yeah, see I'm afraid he's disappeared. 857 00:45:24,467 --> 00:45:26,000 Where? 858 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,734 Well, we don't know. 859 00:45:27,734 --> 00:45:32,033 He just said he went someplace to start again. 860 00:45:32,033 --> 00:45:33,133 Start what? 861 00:45:33,133 --> 00:45:34,166 His life. 862 00:45:34,166 --> 00:45:35,367 Like Gauguin. 863 00:45:35,367 --> 00:45:36,767 Who? 864 00:45:36,767 --> 00:45:39,800 Gauguin, Connie, is a painter 865 00:45:39,800 --> 00:45:42,533 who gave everything up and moved to Tahiti. 866 00:45:42,533 --> 00:45:45,367 I thought you said you didn't know where he went. 867 00:45:45,367 --> 00:45:49,233 Right, uh, so I guess you're really going to miss him, huh? 868 00:45:49,233 --> 00:45:52,033 Yeah, I guess. 869 00:45:52,033 --> 00:45:53,767 You liked him a lot, didn't you, Connie? 870 00:45:53,767 --> 00:45:54,867 Sure. 871 00:46:01,633 --> 00:46:02,900 You're lying. 872 00:46:02,900 --> 00:46:04,967 No, I like him okay. 873 00:46:04,967 --> 00:46:06,967 You're just saying that because I'm his sister. 874 00:46:06,967 --> 00:46:08,200 Tell me the truth. 875 00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:10,400 He's a putz. Sorry. 876 00:46:10,400 --> 00:46:11,900 You slept with him. 877 00:46:11,900 --> 00:46:14,300 Sure, and here I am on the cover of "Dream." 878 00:46:14,300 --> 00:46:16,166 I'm the "Dream" girl for November. 879 00:46:16,166 --> 00:46:17,500 Woman: Connie, get changed. 880 00:46:17,500 --> 00:46:18,667 Yeah. 881 00:46:18,667 --> 00:46:21,066 Nice meeting you. 882 00:46:21,066 --> 00:46:22,200 You know, you're gorgeous. 883 00:46:22,200 --> 00:46:25,333 You ought to be a "Dream" girl for December. 884 00:46:25,333 --> 00:46:26,400 See you. 885 00:46:26,400 --> 00:46:27,800 Bye. 886 00:46:29,467 --> 00:46:33,100 If there are some of you who may not have read my memo yesterday, 887 00:46:33,100 --> 00:46:38,700 F&B has added two new additions to its growing family. 888 00:46:38,700 --> 00:46:40,800 Miss Amanda Brooks, 889 00:46:40,800 --> 00:46:43,934 whose pretty feet will be filling 890 00:46:43,934 --> 00:46:46,800 her brother's prematurely departed shoes. 891 00:46:46,800 --> 00:46:50,266 (clapping) 892 00:46:50,266 --> 00:46:54,300 And Mr. Dan Jones, recruited from our West Coast office. 893 00:46:54,300 --> 00:46:57,500 (clapping) 894 00:46:57,500 --> 00:46:59,100 All right, let's do some brainstorming. 895 00:46:59,100 --> 00:47:01,300 Who wants to get the ball rolling? 896 00:47:01,300 --> 00:47:03,200 Amanda: Uh, the Mama Weisse 897 00:47:03,200 --> 00:47:05,400 commercial has been very successful. 898 00:47:05,400 --> 00:47:08,467 You know, that was your brother's account. 899 00:47:08,467 --> 00:47:12,300 Well, I have an idea here that might be just as good, 900 00:47:12,300 --> 00:47:15,567 maybe even better, for Haycrest Foods. 901 00:47:15,567 --> 00:47:17,033 Home movies. 902 00:47:17,033 --> 00:47:21,433 Probably Dad, photographing the family doing family things. 903 00:47:21,433 --> 00:47:23,633 Kids washing the car on a Sunday morning, 904 00:47:23,633 --> 00:47:26,266 squirting each other with the hose. 905 00:47:26,266 --> 00:47:30,300 Mom, caught in her curlers, picking up the morning papers, 906 00:47:30,300 --> 00:47:33,500 a family dog taking a little nap. 907 00:47:33,500 --> 00:47:37,367 Mom serving up some pancakes to the kids for breakfast. 908 00:47:37,367 --> 00:47:41,667 Kids fighting over the bottle of Haycrest Maple Syrup, 909 00:47:41,667 --> 00:47:44,633 which falls, bounces, but does not break. 910 00:47:44,633 --> 00:47:48,266 Amateur-style home movies, professional message. 911 00:47:48,266 --> 00:47:49,633 Ow! 912 00:47:49,633 --> 00:47:51,467 Excuse me, I'm sorry to interrupt, 913 00:47:51,467 --> 00:47:54,834 but did you discuss this idea with Steve? 914 00:47:54,834 --> 00:47:56,667 No, why? 915 00:47:56,667 --> 00:48:00,967 Well, I'm a little embarrassed to bring this up, 916 00:48:00,967 --> 00:48:03,233 but I was taking some home movies the other day, 917 00:48:03,233 --> 00:48:06,333 and I came up with almost exactly the same concept. 918 00:48:06,333 --> 00:48:07,533 Really? 919 00:48:07,533 --> 00:48:09,800 I called Steve immediately and told him about it. 920 00:48:12,500 --> 00:48:14,300 I don't know what to say, Arnold. 921 00:48:14,300 --> 00:48:17,000 I feel-- I feel very foolish. 922 00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:18,367 Oh, you shouldn't. 923 00:48:18,367 --> 00:48:20,700 Always remember that in this company 924 00:48:20,700 --> 00:48:24,266 it's not authorship that counts; it's teamwork. 925 00:48:33,100 --> 00:48:34,767 Mr. Edmonds can see you now. 926 00:48:34,767 --> 00:48:36,433 This way. 927 00:48:48,834 --> 00:48:49,934 Amanda. 928 00:48:49,934 --> 00:48:51,600 Amanda, I was just thinking, 929 00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:53,800 since we're both new here on the job, 930 00:48:53,800 --> 00:48:56,000 how about joining... forces? 931 00:48:56,000 --> 00:48:57,567 Have dinner and talk it over... 932 00:48:57,567 --> 00:48:58,834 That's a great idea. 933 00:48:58,834 --> 00:49:00,834 Get to know each other. Yeah. 934 00:49:00,834 --> 00:49:03,467 Let me save you some time and trouble, Dan. 935 00:49:03,467 --> 00:49:04,867 I know all about you. 936 00:49:04,867 --> 00:49:07,200 Your reputation has preceded you. 937 00:49:07,200 --> 00:49:09,200 Don't tell me you're one of those women who believes 938 00:49:09,200 --> 00:49:10,700 everything that she hears. 939 00:49:10,700 --> 00:49:13,600 You know, even if your reputation hadn't preceded you, 940 00:49:13,600 --> 00:49:15,567 I'd still know all about you? 941 00:49:15,567 --> 00:49:18,066 Is that suede? 942 00:49:18,066 --> 00:49:22,734 You're a pretty smart, good-looking, sexual deviate 943 00:49:22,734 --> 00:49:25,734 who has to score in order to prove he's not inadequate. 944 00:49:25,734 --> 00:49:27,734 Sounds like you've made this speech before. 945 00:49:27,734 --> 00:49:29,000 Don't get me wrong, Dan. 946 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,967 Some of my best friends are deviates. 947 00:49:30,967 --> 00:49:33,533 But save yourself an expensive meal, 948 00:49:33,533 --> 00:49:34,734 whatever's left of your ego, 949 00:49:34,734 --> 00:49:37,200 because there is no way in hell 950 00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:39,900 you are ever going to get me into the sack. 951 00:49:39,900 --> 00:49:41,734 And switch aftershaves. 952 00:49:41,734 --> 00:49:43,133 You smell like a salad. 953 00:49:44,900 --> 00:49:46,133 Arnold... 954 00:49:46,133 --> 00:49:47,834 Miss Brooks. 955 00:49:47,834 --> 00:49:49,800 Uh, I think I'll call you Amanda. 956 00:49:49,800 --> 00:49:52,500 Since you know about the apartment, 957 00:49:52,500 --> 00:49:55,500 why don't you let me give you a personal tour? 958 00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:56,834 It's stocked with champagne, 959 00:49:56,834 --> 00:49:58,967 and it has a great view of the park. 960 00:49:58,967 --> 00:50:00,133 No, thanks, Arnold. 961 00:50:00,133 --> 00:50:02,700 I'm allergic to grapes and corporate executives 962 00:50:02,700 --> 00:50:06,166 who take credit for other people's ideas. 963 00:50:06,166 --> 00:50:07,900 Miss Brooks, you're not suggesting-- 964 00:50:07,900 --> 00:50:09,467 I'm not suggesting anything. 965 00:50:09,467 --> 00:50:12,633 You and I both know you never called Steve. 966 00:50:12,633 --> 00:50:15,266 Even if you're right, and you aren't, 967 00:50:15,266 --> 00:50:16,800 don't you think that's dangerous talk 968 00:50:16,800 --> 00:50:18,867 for a corporate employee? 969 00:50:18,867 --> 00:50:20,500 I think I can afford it. 970 00:50:20,500 --> 00:50:21,667 Really? 971 00:50:21,667 --> 00:50:23,734 What makes you think so? 972 00:50:23,734 --> 00:50:26,433 I have a 2:00 appointment with Sheila Faxton. 973 00:50:26,433 --> 00:50:30,667 Still interested in the Faxton account, Arnold? 974 00:50:30,667 --> 00:50:32,166 Yes. 975 00:50:32,166 --> 00:50:34,166 I thought so. 976 00:50:37,233 --> 00:50:40,100 (crowd chatter) 977 00:50:56,900 --> 00:51:00,000 (kissing noises) 978 00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:03,400 You got a problem, pal? 979 00:51:03,400 --> 00:51:04,633 Yeah. 980 00:51:04,633 --> 00:51:07,400 If you don't kiss me, I'm going to be sick. 981 00:51:07,400 --> 00:51:09,200 Then I think we both got a problem, 982 00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:12,500 because if I do kiss you, I'm going to be sick. 983 00:51:14,600 --> 00:51:16,467 Have a nice day. 984 00:51:18,633 --> 00:51:20,100 Miss Brooks is here to see you. 985 00:51:20,100 --> 00:51:22,033 Woman: All right, send her in. 986 00:51:22,033 --> 00:51:23,233 Go on in. 987 00:51:47,967 --> 00:51:49,333 Amanda Brooks. 988 00:51:59,700 --> 00:52:02,867 Thank you for taking the time to see me, Ms. Faxton. 989 00:52:02,867 --> 00:52:04,333 You're welcome. 990 00:52:04,333 --> 00:52:06,533 If Margo wasn't a majority stockholder 991 00:52:06,533 --> 00:52:10,000 in Faxton, you wouldn't have made it past the front door. 992 00:52:10,000 --> 00:52:12,767 Now that you're here, what can I do for you? 993 00:52:12,767 --> 00:52:14,633 You've got five minutes. 994 00:52:14,633 --> 00:52:17,800 Okay, I'll get right to the point. 995 00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:20,400 Uh, I work for Freidkin and Booth, 996 00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:25,166 and, uh, we'd like to represent Faxton Cosmetics. 997 00:52:25,166 --> 00:52:28,367 Horton and Benson represent Faxton. 998 00:52:28,367 --> 00:52:29,767 Why should I change? 999 00:52:29,767 --> 00:52:32,734 'Cause we're new-fashioned. 1000 00:52:32,734 --> 00:52:35,133 Our people are younger and brighter. 1001 00:52:35,133 --> 00:52:37,567 And I go with the deal. 1002 00:52:37,567 --> 00:52:40,000 Exactly... 1003 00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:41,934 what does that mean, Miss Brooks? 1004 00:52:43,467 --> 00:52:45,100 If you want to find out, 1005 00:52:45,100 --> 00:52:47,633 it's going to take a lot longer than five minutes. 1006 00:52:51,967 --> 00:52:53,433 Okay. 1007 00:52:53,433 --> 00:52:58,367 I'm having a party this evening, a few special friends. 1008 00:52:58,367 --> 00:53:01,600 Kelly will give you the address. 1009 00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,800 Good. Oh, what time? 1010 00:53:04,800 --> 00:53:08,600 8:30... 1011 00:53:08,600 --> 00:53:09,934 sharp. 1012 00:53:11,200 --> 00:53:12,834 Great. 1013 00:53:12,834 --> 00:53:14,967 Oh, what'll I wear? 1014 00:53:16,200 --> 00:53:18,100 Whatever you like. 1015 00:53:18,100 --> 00:53:21,633 I'll be there... 1016 00:53:21,633 --> 00:53:23,300 with bells on. 1017 00:53:26,200 --> 00:53:28,767 Male radio announcer: 8:00 in New York City, this is Kid Kelly. 1018 00:53:28,767 --> 00:53:32,333 Here's Are You Listening Lucky by Joe Ely. 1019 00:53:32,333 --> 00:53:34,600 ♪ ♪ 1020 00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:36,100 Do you believe this body? 1021 00:53:36,100 --> 00:53:37,900 I'll never get used to this. 1022 00:53:37,900 --> 00:53:40,567 Be careful with Sheila; she can be dangerous. 1023 00:53:40,567 --> 00:53:44,600 Do I detect a note of authentic concern over my future welfare? 1024 00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:48,567 No, but these days, my welfare seems to depend on yours. 1025 00:53:48,567 --> 00:53:51,333 Kathleen Seymour lived with Sheila for ten years. 1026 00:53:51,333 --> 00:53:53,867 She developed this fragrance for Faxton, 1027 00:53:53,867 --> 00:53:55,400 and she always wore it. 1028 00:53:55,400 --> 00:53:57,500 Yeah, what happened to her? 1029 00:53:57,500 --> 00:53:59,600 She eloped with a French architect. 1030 00:53:59,600 --> 00:54:01,500 Sheila never got over it. 1031 00:54:01,500 --> 00:54:03,333 You think it's prudent to remind her? 1032 00:54:03,333 --> 00:54:05,900 Knowing Sheila, I think it ought to just do the trick. 1033 00:54:08,367 --> 00:54:10,600 Give it a whirl. 1034 00:54:10,600 --> 00:54:12,200 Nice touch. 1035 00:54:12,200 --> 00:54:14,867 Thanks, now what the hell is this? 1036 00:54:14,867 --> 00:54:16,934 It's a body suit. 1037 00:54:16,934 --> 00:54:19,433 You've taken a million of them off women. 1038 00:54:19,433 --> 00:54:20,767 God, I used to hate these things. 1039 00:54:20,767 --> 00:54:21,867 Shit. 1040 00:54:21,867 --> 00:54:24,767 Snap crotch, step into it. 1041 00:54:24,767 --> 00:54:27,967 No, no, no, it's very fragile. 1042 00:54:29,767 --> 00:54:30,934 Snap-- 1043 00:54:30,934 --> 00:54:33,867 Snap crotch, step into it. 1044 00:54:53,233 --> 00:54:54,667 How you doing? 1045 00:54:54,667 --> 00:54:56,433 Good, thanks, how are you? 1046 00:55:10,734 --> 00:55:11,934 Yoo-hoo. 1047 00:55:11,934 --> 00:55:13,467 Excuse me. 1048 00:55:17,066 --> 00:55:18,834 (low voice) Yeah. Oh, boy. 1049 00:55:25,033 --> 00:55:27,533 Hi. How're you doing? 1050 00:55:27,533 --> 00:55:29,400 Nice party. Wow. 1051 00:55:34,600 --> 00:55:35,800 Hello. 1052 00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:37,433 Hello, Sheila. 1053 00:55:39,100 --> 00:55:40,433 What's that you're wearing? 1054 00:55:40,433 --> 00:55:42,133 Oh, I don't know, 1055 00:55:42,133 --> 00:55:44,166 just a little something I pulled out of the closet. 1056 00:55:44,166 --> 00:55:45,967 Not really sure who designed it. 1057 00:55:45,967 --> 00:55:47,266 I mean the perfume. 1058 00:55:47,266 --> 00:55:49,600 Oh, well, that's yours. 1059 00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:51,600 You make it. It's called, uh-- 1060 00:55:51,600 --> 00:55:52,633 Yeah. 1061 00:55:52,633 --> 00:55:54,367 I know what it's called. 1062 00:55:56,367 --> 00:55:57,500 Come on. 1063 00:55:57,500 --> 00:55:59,066 I'll introduce you to some friends. 1064 00:55:59,066 --> 00:56:01,300 Great. 1065 00:56:04,500 --> 00:56:06,800 So you don't like the perfume? 1066 00:56:06,800 --> 00:56:08,467 I love it. 1067 00:56:08,467 --> 00:56:11,266 It just makes me a little sad sometimes. 1068 00:56:11,266 --> 00:56:13,200 And a little angry. 1069 00:56:13,200 --> 00:56:16,967 Well, when we get to know each other a little better, 1070 00:56:16,967 --> 00:56:19,467 I'll tell you all about it. 1071 00:56:19,467 --> 00:56:21,300 Great. 1072 00:56:24,333 --> 00:56:26,233 Willy, Amanda. 1073 00:56:26,233 --> 00:56:27,734 How you doing, Will? 1074 00:56:27,734 --> 00:56:29,533 Willy: How are you? 1075 00:56:29,533 --> 00:56:31,433 Amanda: Oh, boy, you were right, Margo. 1076 00:56:31,433 --> 00:56:33,200 That Sheila can be dangerous. 1077 00:56:33,200 --> 00:56:36,133 After the party, we went up to her bedroom. 1078 00:56:36,133 --> 00:56:38,133 We killed a magnum of champagne in nothing flat. 1079 00:56:38,133 --> 00:56:39,533 We did about ten minutes 1080 00:56:39,533 --> 00:56:43,066 on the merits of good advertising and safe sex. 1081 00:56:43,066 --> 00:56:45,800 And then we started to undress each other. 1082 00:56:45,800 --> 00:56:47,333 Uh, I'll do it. 1083 00:56:47,333 --> 00:56:48,600 Thanks. 1084 00:56:55,533 --> 00:57:01,400 Um, you know, I'll just put these in my purse, okay? 1085 00:57:01,400 --> 00:57:03,700 Excuse me. 1086 00:57:03,700 --> 00:57:06,567 You know, I mean, I was seriously looking forward 1087 00:57:06,567 --> 00:57:08,800 to what I fantasized was going to be a truly 1088 00:57:08,800 --> 00:57:11,367 unique sexual experience for me. 1089 00:57:11,367 --> 00:57:13,467 But it wasn't turning out that way. 1090 00:57:13,467 --> 00:57:15,967 Something was definitely out of sync. 1091 00:57:15,967 --> 00:57:18,200 So I said to myself, Steve, baby, come on. 1092 00:57:18,200 --> 00:57:20,433 You may be a gorgeous female on the outside, 1093 00:57:20,433 --> 00:57:23,333 but inside, you're still 100% male. 1094 00:57:23,333 --> 00:57:25,967 And Sheila is just another rich, horny broad 1095 00:57:25,967 --> 00:57:27,567 looking to get laid. 1096 00:57:27,567 --> 00:57:31,300 So go for it. What's the big deal here? 1097 00:57:31,300 --> 00:57:32,500 Zipper? 1098 00:57:32,500 --> 00:57:34,600 Oh no, it's a body suit. 1099 00:57:34,600 --> 00:57:37,133 You know, it has one of those, you know-- 1100 00:57:37,133 --> 00:57:39,667 those snappy crotches. 1101 00:57:39,667 --> 00:57:41,867 Unsnap it. 1102 00:57:41,867 --> 00:57:43,033 Oh, yeah. 1103 00:57:43,033 --> 00:57:44,900 Okay. 1104 00:57:53,200 --> 00:57:55,100 It got very weird. 1105 00:57:55,100 --> 00:58:00,000 Suddenly, I felt like my panty hose were strangling me. 1106 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:04,000 I got the-- I got the shakes. I couldn't breathe. 1107 00:58:04,000 --> 00:58:06,333 And then she started kissing me, 1108 00:58:06,333 --> 00:58:08,100 and I fainted. 1109 00:58:08,100 --> 00:58:09,333 (both) Ugh! 1110 00:58:09,333 --> 00:58:11,700 I am so goddamn confused here. 1111 00:58:11,700 --> 00:58:15,934 I feel like my brains are being ripped apart. 1112 00:58:15,934 --> 00:58:17,433 Did you do any drugs? 1113 00:58:17,433 --> 00:58:19,633 Oh, for Christ's sake, you know I never take drugs. 1114 00:58:19,633 --> 00:58:21,200 That's right, you never do. 1115 00:58:21,200 --> 00:58:23,700 Did. 1116 00:58:27,433 --> 00:58:31,333 Jesus Christ, it really is you, isn't it, Steve? 1117 00:58:31,333 --> 00:58:32,800 Yes, argh, yes! 1118 00:58:32,800 --> 00:58:33,800 Okay. 1119 00:58:41,066 --> 00:58:43,567 All right, you want me to tell you why you couldn't handle it? 1120 00:58:43,567 --> 00:58:46,166 Unless you'd like me to jump off the fucking roof. 1121 00:58:46,166 --> 00:58:47,333 She's gay. 1122 00:58:47,333 --> 00:58:48,467 No kidding. 1123 00:58:48,467 --> 00:58:50,600 And you are a macho, homophobic-- 1124 00:58:50,600 --> 00:58:51,767 Homophobic! 1125 00:58:51,767 --> 00:58:53,433 Yes, and gay male or female 1126 00:58:53,433 --> 00:58:56,133 scares the living hell out of you. 1127 00:58:58,000 --> 00:58:59,133 Right. 1128 00:59:00,567 --> 00:59:01,800 Where are you going? 1129 00:59:01,800 --> 00:59:03,500 To jump off the fucking roof. 1130 00:59:03,500 --> 00:59:05,867 (sighs) I should be so lucky. 1131 00:59:18,934 --> 00:59:21,066 Morning. 1132 00:59:21,066 --> 00:59:23,133 Wah! 1133 00:59:23,133 --> 00:59:25,000 Amanda. Morning. 1134 00:59:25,000 --> 00:59:26,533 Morning. 1135 00:59:26,533 --> 00:59:29,367 I understand you saw the layouts for the Brewster-Mills project. 1136 00:59:29,367 --> 00:59:30,567 Yeah, it sucks. 1137 00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:32,266 Hey, it's only a rough draft. 1138 00:59:32,266 --> 00:59:34,066 Women buy these products, Dan. 1139 00:59:34,066 --> 00:59:35,467 I am aware of that. 1140 00:59:35,467 --> 00:59:36,867 No, that's a man's concept 1141 00:59:36,867 --> 00:59:38,333 of what appeals to a woman. 1142 00:59:38,333 --> 00:59:39,834 Well, all the women I showed it to 1143 00:59:39,834 --> 00:59:41,200 thought it looked terrific. 1144 00:59:41,200 --> 00:59:42,266 What women? 1145 00:59:42,266 --> 00:59:44,233 Your secretary, the ladies in accounting? 1146 00:59:44,233 --> 00:59:45,300 What are they going to say 1147 00:59:45,300 --> 00:59:47,567 to Mr. California Suntan Vice President? 1148 00:59:47,567 --> 00:59:49,033 Arnold thought it looked gre-- 1149 00:59:49,033 --> 00:59:50,567 Oh, Arnold would. 1150 00:59:50,567 --> 00:59:52,467 He's about as sensitive to a woman's needs 1151 00:59:52,467 --> 00:59:54,166 as Jack the Ripper. 1152 00:59:54,166 --> 00:59:57,266 Hey, well, maybe you're right, but why are you so pissed off? 1153 00:59:57,266 --> 00:59:58,900 I'll tell you why I'm so pissed off, 1154 00:59:58,900 --> 01:00:00,266 buddy boy. 1155 01:00:00,266 --> 01:00:03,333 I'm sick and tired of being treated like a piece of meat. 1156 01:00:03,333 --> 01:00:06,000 Ow. Ow! 1157 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:08,500 (phone rings) 1158 01:00:10,433 --> 01:00:12,433 (phone rings) 1159 01:00:12,433 --> 01:00:13,533 Hello? 1160 01:00:13,533 --> 01:00:14,734 Morning. 1161 01:00:14,734 --> 01:00:17,166 I called you twice. 1162 01:00:17,166 --> 01:00:18,934 Yeah, I just got in. 1163 01:00:18,934 --> 01:00:21,433 So, um, tell me, have you thought any more 1164 01:00:21,433 --> 01:00:24,967 about giving Freidkin and Booth the Faxton Cosmetics account? 1165 01:00:24,967 --> 01:00:26,700 Well, 1166 01:00:26,700 --> 01:00:29,667 you're all business this morning, aren't you? 1167 01:00:29,667 --> 01:00:31,934 Well, it's very important to me. 1168 01:00:31,934 --> 01:00:33,734 I'll give it some more thought, 1169 01:00:33,734 --> 01:00:36,867 and when I make a decision, I'll give you a call, okay? 1170 01:00:39,367 --> 01:00:40,467 Okay. 1171 01:00:40,467 --> 01:00:41,533 Bye. 1172 01:00:41,533 --> 01:00:42,867 Uh, Sheila? 1173 01:00:42,867 --> 01:00:43,934 Yes? 1174 01:00:43,934 --> 01:00:46,000 In the meantime, um-- 1175 01:00:46,000 --> 01:00:49,700 Yeah, in the meantime? 1176 01:00:49,700 --> 01:00:53,567 In the meantime, could we have dinner? 1177 01:00:53,567 --> 01:00:55,400 Sure. 1178 01:00:55,400 --> 01:00:57,233 We can have dinner at Sardi's. 1179 01:00:57,233 --> 01:00:58,633 Sardi's? 1180 01:00:58,633 --> 01:01:00,867 Uh, couldn't we go somewhere a little less public? 1181 01:01:00,867 --> 01:01:02,900 Well, that's no fun. 1182 01:01:02,900 --> 01:01:05,000 I want to show you off. 1183 01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:07,266 I'll pick you up at 7:30. 1184 01:01:07,266 --> 01:01:08,667 Bye. 1185 01:01:11,367 --> 01:01:12,834 (sighs) 1186 01:01:17,367 --> 01:01:18,367 Come on. 1187 01:01:19,533 --> 01:01:20,600 Where we going? 1188 01:01:20,600 --> 01:01:21,667 We're going to the gym. 1189 01:01:21,667 --> 01:01:24,033 Why? I'm going to whoop your ass. 1190 01:01:29,367 --> 01:01:31,433 (hard rock music) 1191 01:01:34,900 --> 01:01:37,100 ♪ ♪ 1192 01:01:37,100 --> 01:01:38,500 All right. 1193 01:01:38,500 --> 01:01:40,367 Game to 11? 1194 01:01:42,367 --> 01:01:43,533 Spot you two. 1195 01:01:43,533 --> 01:01:44,867 Game to 11. 1196 01:01:44,867 --> 01:01:46,433 And you can shove your two. 1197 01:01:49,467 --> 01:01:51,934 ♪ Well, I've come to play and I play to win ♪ 1198 01:01:51,934 --> 01:01:54,133 ♪ Just say the word and I'll stuff it in ♪ 1199 01:01:54,133 --> 01:01:56,467 ♪ Slam it ♪ ♪ All the way ♪ 1200 01:01:56,467 --> 01:01:57,633 ♪ Dunk it ♪ ♪ What do you say? ♪ 1201 01:01:57,633 --> 01:01:58,700 She can play. 1202 01:01:58,700 --> 01:01:59,834 ♪ When the whistle blows... ♪ 1203 01:01:59,834 --> 01:02:01,633 Don't get nervous. Don't get nervous. 1204 01:02:03,667 --> 01:02:05,133 Unbelievable! 1205 01:02:09,633 --> 01:02:12,200 Come on, Walter, you're not gonna let a girl beat you, are you? 1206 01:02:16,333 --> 01:02:18,367 (men cheering) 1207 01:02:33,500 --> 01:02:34,734 Ugh! 1208 01:02:34,734 --> 01:02:37,200 Call the foul. Call the stupid foul. 1209 01:02:37,200 --> 01:02:38,333 Come on! 1210 01:02:38,333 --> 01:02:39,266 High score. 1211 01:02:40,834 --> 01:02:42,300 Next basket wins. 1212 01:02:42,300 --> 01:02:44,600 ♪ Slam dunk way to go ♪ 1213 01:02:44,600 --> 01:02:46,600 ♪ Pick it up, baby let's do it some more ♪ 1214 01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:48,633 ♪ Pick it up, baby, let's do it some more ♪♪ 1215 01:02:48,633 --> 01:02:50,567 (men cheering) 1216 01:02:52,033 --> 01:02:53,100 Nice game. 1217 01:02:53,100 --> 01:02:54,133 Way to go. 1218 01:02:54,133 --> 01:02:55,533 First time you beat me. 1219 01:02:55,533 --> 01:02:58,000 What are you talking about? I never played you before. 1220 01:02:58,000 --> 01:02:59,333 Yeah, that's what I said. 1221 01:02:59,333 --> 01:03:00,633 First time you beat me. 1222 01:03:00,633 --> 01:03:01,967 And the last time. 1223 01:03:01,967 --> 01:03:05,367 Well, you play pretty damn good for a girl. 1224 01:03:05,367 --> 01:03:08,300 Don't be so fucking condescending, Walt. 1225 01:03:08,300 --> 01:03:10,333 I play pretty damn good for a man. 1226 01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:19,767 Ahh! (men laughing) 1227 01:03:23,266 --> 01:03:24,800 Ms. Faxton. 1228 01:03:24,800 --> 01:03:26,133 Uh, bring me the wine list. 1229 01:03:26,133 --> 01:03:27,133 Yes, of course. 1230 01:03:27,133 --> 01:03:29,400 Unless you'd rather choose. 1231 01:03:29,400 --> 01:03:32,367 Oh, no, it's your evening. 1232 01:03:33,734 --> 01:03:36,033 You know, I think we have a problem. 1233 01:03:36,033 --> 01:03:38,200 What's that? 1234 01:03:38,200 --> 01:03:39,433 No give and take. 1235 01:03:39,433 --> 01:03:41,400 We both want to be the aggressor. 1236 01:03:41,400 --> 01:03:44,166 Somebody's got to be the man, right? 1237 01:03:44,166 --> 01:03:46,133 What are we going to do about it? 1238 01:03:48,633 --> 01:03:50,233 Uh, flip a coin. 1239 01:03:50,233 --> 01:03:52,166 Ha, ha. I'm serious. 1240 01:03:52,166 --> 01:03:55,400 You know, 1241 01:03:55,400 --> 01:03:57,066 if you were really serious, 1242 01:03:57,066 --> 01:03:59,033 you wouldn't have taken me to this place. 1243 01:04:00,734 --> 01:04:02,834 Where would you like me to take you? 1244 01:04:02,834 --> 01:04:06,367 (crowd chatter and laughter) 1245 01:04:11,300 --> 01:04:12,967 Do you come here often? 1246 01:04:12,967 --> 01:04:15,867 I used to when I was a man. 1247 01:04:17,633 --> 01:04:19,967 When was that? 1248 01:04:19,967 --> 01:04:23,467 Not so long ago, in another life. 1249 01:04:23,467 --> 01:04:25,200 Did you like being a man? 1250 01:04:25,200 --> 01:04:26,934 Oh, yeah. 1251 01:04:30,533 --> 01:04:33,633 What's it like? 1252 01:04:33,633 --> 01:04:35,066 Compared to what? 1253 01:04:36,266 --> 01:04:37,767 Being a woman. 1254 01:04:37,767 --> 01:04:39,300 Mm... 1255 01:04:39,300 --> 01:04:40,600 Don't get me wrong. 1256 01:04:40,600 --> 01:04:43,533 I'm-- I'm not-- 1257 01:04:43,533 --> 01:04:46,400 You know, being a woman, 1258 01:04:46,400 --> 01:04:48,767 it's not half bad. 1259 01:04:50,467 --> 01:04:54,166 It's being both that is the bitch. 1260 01:04:54,166 --> 01:04:56,233 I'll drink to that. 1261 01:04:58,266 --> 01:04:59,333 How you doing, ladies? 1262 01:04:59,333 --> 01:05:00,500 Oh, fuck off. 1263 01:05:00,500 --> 01:05:02,000 Why, shame on you. 1264 01:05:02,000 --> 01:05:04,300 Didn't your mother tell you nice girls don't talk like that? 1265 01:05:04,300 --> 01:05:07,367 I bet you don't talk like that dollface, huh? 1266 01:05:07,367 --> 01:05:08,900 Only to assholes 1267 01:05:08,900 --> 01:05:11,767 who don't pay attention when they're told to fuck off. 1268 01:05:11,767 --> 01:05:13,166 Oh, I should've guessed. 1269 01:05:13,166 --> 01:05:15,166 Which one likes to be the man, huh? 1270 01:05:15,166 --> 01:05:17,100 Tonight it's my turn. 1271 01:05:17,100 --> 01:05:18,467 Argh! 1272 01:05:22,934 --> 01:05:25,367 You talk like a man; you fight like one. 1273 01:05:25,367 --> 01:05:28,233 Guess you really must have been one. 1274 01:05:28,233 --> 01:05:29,633 Come on. 1275 01:05:29,633 --> 01:05:34,000 Let me take you someplace where you can be yourself. 1276 01:05:34,000 --> 01:05:35,533 Wherever that is. 1277 01:05:39,500 --> 01:05:41,600 ♪ It's all been ♪ 1278 01:05:42,900 --> 01:05:45,367 ♪ In your eyes ♪ 1279 01:05:46,734 --> 01:05:50,066 ♪ Warm hellos ♪ 1280 01:05:50,066 --> 01:05:53,266 ♪ Soft good-byes ♪ (women laughing) 1281 01:05:53,266 --> 01:05:58,300 ♪ And an unspoken invitation ♪ 1282 01:05:59,600 --> 01:06:03,300 ♪ In your smile ♪ 1283 01:06:06,233 --> 01:06:09,734 ♪ I accept... ♪ 1284 01:06:09,734 --> 01:06:11,967 Go ahead. Okay. 1285 01:06:14,133 --> 01:06:17,166 Some place. 1286 01:06:17,166 --> 01:06:18,300 Woman: Good evening, ladies. 1287 01:06:18,300 --> 01:06:19,367 May I take your order? 1288 01:06:19,367 --> 01:06:20,633 Uh, two margaritas. 1289 01:06:20,633 --> 01:06:21,700 Right away. 1290 01:06:21,700 --> 01:06:23,433 See, that wasn't so difficult. 1291 01:06:23,433 --> 01:06:24,834 For who? 1292 01:06:28,500 --> 01:06:33,000 You can tell Freidkin he can have the Faxton account. 1293 01:06:34,633 --> 01:06:38,133 Thanks, Sheila, thanks. 1294 01:06:38,133 --> 01:06:40,300 Want to dance? 1295 01:06:40,300 --> 01:06:42,200 Yeah, sure. 1296 01:06:43,834 --> 01:06:44,900 Sure. 1297 01:06:46,500 --> 01:06:52,133 ♪ Let's leave some things to our imaginations... ♪ 1298 01:06:52,133 --> 01:06:53,900 Uh, who's going to lead? 1299 01:06:53,900 --> 01:06:55,500 You are. 1300 01:06:55,500 --> 01:06:57,633 Okay. 1301 01:06:57,633 --> 01:07:00,100 Jeez, I forgot how to do this. 1302 01:07:01,967 --> 01:07:06,900 This doesn't feel right, I can't. 1303 01:07:06,900 --> 01:07:08,700 Then I will. 1304 01:07:08,700 --> 01:07:10,700 I really want to work this out. 1305 01:07:10,700 --> 01:07:12,533 Okay. 1306 01:07:12,533 --> 01:07:14,834 I'm terribly attracted to you. 1307 01:07:14,834 --> 01:07:16,400 Oh, God. 1308 01:07:18,834 --> 01:07:20,200 Um... 1309 01:07:24,300 --> 01:07:25,734 Sheila, don't-- 1310 01:07:25,734 --> 01:07:28,233 Don't do this. 1311 01:07:28,233 --> 01:07:30,033 Oh, it's not that easy. 1312 01:07:30,033 --> 01:07:31,700 You'll have to give me one good reason 1313 01:07:31,700 --> 01:07:33,567 why I shouldn't. 1314 01:07:38,333 --> 01:07:40,333 Listen to me, um... 1315 01:07:45,333 --> 01:07:47,967 I only came onto you to get the Faxton account. 1316 01:07:49,567 --> 01:07:51,000 That's the only reason? 1317 01:07:52,967 --> 01:07:54,467 Yeah. 1318 01:07:58,600 --> 01:08:00,166 You're cruel like a man. 1319 01:08:04,767 --> 01:08:06,233 Hey, uh, Sheila? 1320 01:08:06,233 --> 01:08:07,400 Sheila, listen to me. 1321 01:08:07,400 --> 01:08:08,834 Listen to me; let me explain to you. 1322 01:08:08,834 --> 01:08:10,100 Listen, you don't understand. 1323 01:08:10,100 --> 01:08:11,333 But I do. No! 1324 01:08:11,333 --> 01:08:12,500 Sheila, Sheila. 1325 01:08:12,500 --> 01:08:14,033 You having a problem, Ms. Faxton? 1326 01:08:14,033 --> 01:08:15,100 Hey, fuck off, okay? 1327 01:08:15,100 --> 01:08:16,300 It's all right, Nancy. 1328 01:08:16,300 --> 01:08:18,367 No, it's not all right, Nancy. 1329 01:08:18,367 --> 01:08:20,867 I don't like being grabbed-- 1330 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:29,567 Aiee! Ow, ow, ow! 1331 01:08:29,567 --> 01:08:31,333 Ah! 1332 01:08:31,333 --> 01:08:33,200 Oh, jeez! 1333 01:08:58,800 --> 01:09:03,967 As you can see, I'm not doing very good so far. 1334 01:09:03,967 --> 01:09:07,934 Would it be kosher if I prayed to you for a little help? 1335 01:09:14,033 --> 01:09:16,500 Well, I'm not giving up yet. 1336 01:09:21,233 --> 01:09:23,200 Male radio announcer: It's 3:00 a.m. in the Big Apple 1337 01:09:23,200 --> 01:09:25,433 and coming to you direct from the Gehenna Casino, 1338 01:09:25,433 --> 01:09:27,166 located on the Hades Turnpike, 1339 01:09:27,166 --> 01:09:29,533 a stone's throw from the center of the Earth, 1340 01:09:29,533 --> 01:09:31,800 the molten music of Judas Iscariot 1341 01:09:31,800 --> 01:09:35,033 and his 30 Piece Orchestra. 1342 01:09:35,033 --> 01:09:36,834 What is that smell? 1343 01:09:36,834 --> 01:09:39,300 Devil: Brimstone. 1344 01:09:39,300 --> 01:09:42,266 You'll get used to it after a few hundred years. 1345 01:09:42,266 --> 01:09:43,767 Who in hell are you? 1346 01:09:46,033 --> 01:09:48,166 Who in hell do you think I am? 1347 01:09:51,567 --> 01:09:53,200 You look like the Devil. 1348 01:09:53,200 --> 01:09:55,667 Well, you don't look so good yourself. Ha! 1349 01:09:56,867 --> 01:09:59,467 Just a little Netherworld humor there. 1350 01:09:59,467 --> 01:10:00,600 (gasps) 1351 01:10:00,600 --> 01:10:03,133 Hilarious. 1352 01:10:03,133 --> 01:10:04,367 What do you want? 1353 01:10:07,700 --> 01:10:08,967 You. 1354 01:10:08,967 --> 01:10:10,166 Your time is up. 1355 01:10:10,166 --> 01:10:11,500 Says who? 1356 01:10:11,500 --> 01:10:14,333 Have you found one female who liked Steve Brooks? 1357 01:10:14,333 --> 01:10:16,467 Well, I haven't talked to them all yet. 1358 01:10:16,467 --> 01:10:19,000 You'd just be wasting your time. 1359 01:10:19,000 --> 01:10:20,667 You see, I know who they are. 1360 01:10:20,667 --> 01:10:24,667 And they all think that Steve Brooks is a selfish, 1361 01:10:24,667 --> 01:10:28,734 inconsiderate, unredeemable, male chauvinist pig. 1362 01:10:28,734 --> 01:10:29,934 I don't believe you. 1363 01:10:29,934 --> 01:10:31,500 You're not to be trusted. You're the Devil. 1364 01:10:31,500 --> 01:10:32,900 Anyway, you know, 1365 01:10:32,900 --> 01:10:35,200 He/She didn't give me any timetable on this thing. 1366 01:10:35,200 --> 01:10:36,600 Look, you hate being a woman, right? 1367 01:10:36,600 --> 01:10:41,433 Well... There's no fun in PMS or shaving your legs. 1368 01:10:41,433 --> 01:10:43,233 And what have you got to look forward to? 1369 01:10:43,233 --> 01:10:47,033 Guys like you used to be always trying to get into your pants. 1370 01:10:47,033 --> 01:10:49,600 Cellulite, menopause? 1371 01:10:49,600 --> 01:10:53,300 I'll tell you what I'm going to do. 1372 01:10:53,300 --> 01:10:56,734 Right now, there's a shortage of good recruiters. 1373 01:10:56,734 --> 01:10:59,934 I bet there's not a man alive who wouldn't sell his soul 1374 01:10:59,934 --> 01:11:02,834 for the chance to jump in the sack with you. 1375 01:11:02,834 --> 01:11:03,967 Forget it! 1376 01:11:03,967 --> 01:11:05,800 (sizzling noise) 1377 01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:09,834 Sooner or later, I'm going to get you anyway. 1378 01:11:09,834 --> 01:11:14,333 Come along now, and I'll guarantee you a hell of a time. 1379 01:11:14,333 --> 01:11:16,500 If you're going to get me anyway, 1380 01:11:16,500 --> 01:11:19,700 I'd just as soon it was later and not sooner. 1381 01:11:19,700 --> 01:11:22,800 Terrible sight to see a beautiful body like yours 1382 01:11:22,800 --> 01:11:25,367 go through a meltdown. 1383 01:11:25,367 --> 01:11:26,500 What? 1384 01:11:26,500 --> 01:11:28,533 Tell you what, 1385 01:11:28,533 --> 01:11:30,367 you want to hedge your bet with me? 1386 01:11:30,367 --> 01:11:35,367 Make eternity a little less hellish? 1387 01:11:35,367 --> 01:11:37,600 (wheezing) 1388 01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:39,567 What did you have in mind? 1389 01:11:39,567 --> 01:11:42,166 Did you see "Rosemary's Baby"? 1390 01:11:42,166 --> 01:11:44,200 Yeah. What?! 1391 01:11:44,200 --> 01:11:46,467 No, no, I can't! 1392 01:11:46,467 --> 01:11:49,734 See, I'm... I'm expecting my periods. 1393 01:11:49,734 --> 01:11:52,100 I can't. I can't. 1394 01:11:57,767 --> 01:11:59,333 Male radio announcer: It's straight up 8:00 1395 01:11:59,333 --> 01:12:01,800 for the center of the known universe, New York City. 1396 01:12:01,800 --> 01:12:04,200 This is Ross Printon and we're locked into a pretty nice day. 1397 01:12:04,200 --> 01:12:05,934 Sunshine, blue skies, 1398 01:12:05,934 --> 01:12:08,500 so check your body parts and let's get busy. 1399 01:12:10,734 --> 01:12:12,433 Sorry I'm late. 1400 01:12:22,834 --> 01:12:26,200 I've called this meeting to congratulate Amanda 1401 01:12:26,200 --> 01:12:28,934 for convincing Ms. Faxton that F&B 1402 01:12:28,934 --> 01:12:32,533 is the best agency to handle Faxton Cosmetics 1403 01:12:32,533 --> 01:12:35,400 and to hear personally from Ms. Faxton 1404 01:12:35,400 --> 01:12:40,867 what ideas she might have to put us on the right track. 1405 01:12:40,867 --> 01:12:42,867 Ms. Faxton? 1406 01:12:42,867 --> 01:12:47,266 Well, obviously I have some ideas. 1407 01:12:47,266 --> 01:12:50,834 Faxton Cosmetics is the keystone to Faxton Inc. 1408 01:12:50,834 --> 01:12:54,533 And I intend to work hands-on with the account executive. 1409 01:12:54,533 --> 01:12:56,500 Therefore I expect you to give me 1410 01:12:56,500 --> 01:12:59,433 your most qualified, most experienced, 1411 01:12:59,433 --> 01:13:01,834 and most political executive. 1412 01:13:01,834 --> 01:13:03,734 Naturally. 1413 01:13:03,734 --> 01:13:05,834 Do you have someone in mind? 1414 01:13:05,834 --> 01:13:08,233 Yes, as a matter of fact, I do. 1415 01:13:10,667 --> 01:13:12,033 What about Dan? 1416 01:13:14,400 --> 01:13:16,433 Oh, I'd be honored. 1417 01:13:16,433 --> 01:13:17,734 Fine. Good. 1418 01:13:17,734 --> 01:13:18,900 Then it's settled. 1419 01:13:18,900 --> 01:13:21,066 Absolutely, I understand. 1420 01:13:22,333 --> 01:13:23,600 Amanda: Congratulations, Dan. 1421 01:13:24,867 --> 01:13:26,333 Thanks. 1422 01:13:26,333 --> 01:13:28,100 I want you on the team. 1423 01:13:28,100 --> 01:13:31,533 Oh, good, well, why don't we discuss it over dinner 1424 01:13:31,533 --> 01:13:32,967 at Sardi's? 1425 01:13:32,967 --> 01:13:35,333 Unless you prefer to go someplace 1426 01:13:35,333 --> 01:13:36,767 a little more private. 1427 01:13:36,767 --> 01:13:40,000 Uh, no, Sardi's is great. 1428 01:13:40,000 --> 01:13:42,066 Good. 1429 01:13:42,066 --> 01:13:43,533 Then I can show you off. 1430 01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:48,233 Woman: Amanda. 1431 01:13:48,233 --> 01:13:50,200 Um, I located Rebecca Heckencamp, 1432 01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:52,233 who is now Mrs. Rebecca Sanderson 1433 01:13:52,233 --> 01:13:53,700 still living in Allentown. 1434 01:13:53,700 --> 01:13:55,133 Good, get her. 1435 01:13:57,567 --> 01:13:59,100 Amanda, 1436 01:13:59,100 --> 01:14:02,200 something's come up and I can't have dinner with you tonight. 1437 01:14:02,200 --> 01:14:05,166 Sheila Faxton wants to talk to you about the account, huh? 1438 01:14:05,166 --> 01:14:07,266 Yeah, well, I'm really disappointed. 1439 01:14:07,266 --> 01:14:10,700 I was looking forward to getting to know you better. 1440 01:14:10,700 --> 01:14:13,233 Next week, maybe? Monday, Tuesday? 1441 01:14:13,233 --> 01:14:15,066 Look, don't push it, Dan, okay? 1442 01:14:15,066 --> 01:14:17,500 Okay. 1443 01:14:20,700 --> 01:14:22,066 Schmuck. 1444 01:14:22,066 --> 01:14:24,567 Woman: Rebecca Sanderson. 1445 01:14:24,567 --> 01:14:26,200 Rebecca. 1446 01:14:26,200 --> 01:14:30,266 Rebecca, I'm-- I'm doing a book about the advertising business 1447 01:14:30,266 --> 01:14:32,700 and the men who have been successful in the field. 1448 01:14:32,700 --> 01:14:34,500 I understand that you went to high school 1449 01:14:34,500 --> 01:14:36,066 with Mr. Steven Brooks. 1450 01:14:36,066 --> 01:14:37,867 Rebecca: That Brooks, the prick that knocked me up, 1451 01:14:37,867 --> 01:14:39,266 I hate his guts! 1452 01:14:39,266 --> 01:14:41,867 Really, I'm shocked because, you know, that-- 1453 01:14:41,867 --> 01:14:43,767 that's not at all the way he remembers it. 1454 01:14:43,767 --> 01:14:45,100 Rebecca: Well, he has a lousy memory. 1455 01:14:45,100 --> 01:14:47,834 If ever I see him again, I'll rip his balls off-- 1456 01:14:47,834 --> 01:14:50,667 And you still feel that way after all these years? 1457 01:14:50,667 --> 01:14:53,000 You bet I do... Oh, I understand, yeah. 1458 01:14:53,000 --> 01:14:54,867 I just can't print it. 1459 01:14:59,133 --> 01:15:02,367 Getting down to the bottom of the barrel, Slick. 1460 01:15:06,834 --> 01:15:08,367 So it looks like Danny boy's 1461 01:15:08,367 --> 01:15:10,967 going to be tied up for the weekend, huh? 1462 01:15:10,967 --> 01:15:13,567 Tied up is a definite possibility. 1463 01:15:13,567 --> 01:15:15,266 Want to go to Duke's? 1464 01:15:15,266 --> 01:15:18,200 Sure, I'll shoot you some straight pool. 1465 01:15:19,734 --> 01:15:20,967 Yeah? 1466 01:15:20,967 --> 01:15:22,500 Yeah. 1467 01:15:36,300 --> 01:15:37,433 Woman: Hello? 1468 01:15:37,433 --> 01:15:39,166 Hello, Brenda? Who is this? 1469 01:15:39,166 --> 01:15:41,033 Brenda, I'm calling about Steven Brooks. 1470 01:15:41,033 --> 01:15:42,233 Brenda: Go fuck yourself. 1471 01:15:42,233 --> 01:15:43,333 Hello, hel-- (phone clicks, dial tone) 1472 01:15:43,333 --> 01:15:45,233 Brenda? 1473 01:15:51,166 --> 01:15:53,200 Shit! 1474 01:15:56,533 --> 01:15:59,233 Did you-- did you call your hairdresser? 1475 01:15:59,233 --> 01:16:01,500 Woman: Yeah, but he can't take you until next Wednesday. 1476 01:16:01,500 --> 01:16:02,700 What you-- 1477 01:16:02,700 --> 01:16:05,166 Fuck, all's I want is a fucking haircut. 1478 01:16:14,100 --> 01:16:18,166 (baseball game over radio) 1479 01:16:34,333 --> 01:16:36,300 What can I do for you? 1480 01:16:36,300 --> 01:16:38,934 I'll take a ham on rye. 1481 01:16:38,934 --> 01:16:41,433 This is a barber shop, not a delicatessen. 1482 01:16:41,433 --> 01:16:44,767 Oh, then why don't you give me a haircut? 1483 01:16:49,233 --> 01:16:52,100 Laura, Higgins, wife still out of town? 1484 01:16:55,400 --> 01:16:57,533 Hey, Walt, sorry I'm so late. 1485 01:16:57,533 --> 01:17:00,934 One of those, you know, psycho cab drivers. 1486 01:17:00,934 --> 01:17:03,166 What? 1487 01:17:03,166 --> 01:17:05,100 Oh, yeah, got a haircut. 1488 01:17:05,100 --> 01:17:06,200 Like it? 1489 01:17:06,200 --> 01:17:07,967 Yeah, it's-- 1490 01:17:07,967 --> 01:17:09,033 it's just such a surprise. 1491 01:17:09,033 --> 01:17:10,300 I mean, what happened? 1492 01:17:10,300 --> 01:17:11,667 You looked so beautiful. 1493 01:17:11,667 --> 01:17:14,233 Took me an hour to blow it dry every morning. 1494 01:17:14,233 --> 01:17:15,333 Hi, Amanda. 1495 01:17:15,333 --> 01:17:16,567 Duke, how's it hanging? 1496 01:17:16,567 --> 01:17:17,700 What are you drinking? 1497 01:17:17,700 --> 01:17:19,000 Bud. 1498 01:17:19,000 --> 01:17:20,400 Two Buds. 1499 01:17:23,400 --> 01:17:24,934 Where did you learn how to shoot? 1500 01:17:24,934 --> 01:17:27,367 Misspent youth. 1501 01:17:27,367 --> 01:17:30,467 I bet you could beat Steve. 1502 01:17:30,467 --> 01:17:31,834 I doubt it. 1503 01:17:33,800 --> 01:17:35,200 Hey, it's her; she's the one 1504 01:17:35,200 --> 01:17:36,333 I was telling you about last night. 1505 01:17:36,333 --> 01:17:38,567 Her? Yeah. 1506 01:17:38,567 --> 01:17:39,600 Cut her hair. 1507 01:17:39,600 --> 01:17:40,667 That's more like it. 1508 01:17:40,667 --> 01:17:42,033 Last night I thought she was a girl. 1509 01:17:42,033 --> 01:17:44,166 Walt: Hey, guys. 1510 01:17:44,166 --> 01:17:45,433 Let it go, Walt. 1511 01:17:45,433 --> 01:17:47,033 She's the one that hit you when you wasn't looking? 1512 01:17:47,033 --> 01:17:48,533 You got to be kidding me, her? 1513 01:17:48,533 --> 01:17:49,867 Hey, guys, we're in the middle of a game here, all right? 1514 01:17:49,867 --> 01:17:51,033 Forget about it, Walter. Hey what, Walter? 1515 01:17:51,033 --> 01:17:52,333 Hey what, Walter? 1516 01:17:52,333 --> 01:17:54,467 You with her, him, whatever she is? 1517 01:17:54,467 --> 01:17:56,200 Yeah, yeah I am. You got a problem with that? 1518 01:17:56,200 --> 01:17:57,734 Hey, Walter, looks like you got the problem. 1519 01:17:57,734 --> 01:18:00,433 Well, we should take the problem outside. 1520 01:18:00,433 --> 01:18:01,500 Well, let's go do it. 1521 01:18:01,500 --> 01:18:02,600 Argh! 1522 01:18:06,100 --> 01:18:07,133 Hey! 1523 01:18:40,300 --> 01:18:42,000 (glass shattering) 1524 01:18:44,100 --> 01:18:45,834 Hey, dollface, somebody hurt you? 1525 01:18:50,300 --> 01:18:51,767 Hi. 1526 01:18:53,734 --> 01:18:56,066 Amanda: Okay, come on, Bud. 1527 01:18:56,066 --> 01:18:58,333 Oh, for Christ's fucking sake, Walter. 1528 01:18:58,333 --> 01:19:00,667 You're really gaining weight. 1529 01:19:00,667 --> 01:19:02,967 How you doing there, Mrs. Witherspoon? 1530 01:19:02,967 --> 01:19:04,133 Oh, Jesus Christ. 1531 01:19:04,133 --> 01:19:07,700 Okay, here we go. Oh, yeah. 1532 01:19:10,667 --> 01:19:13,266 Ah, fuck. Okay. 1533 01:19:13,266 --> 01:19:14,400 Amanda? 1534 01:19:14,400 --> 01:19:16,300 Yeah, Walt, it's me. 1535 01:19:16,300 --> 01:19:18,333 Okay, I got you. 1536 01:19:18,333 --> 01:19:20,734 (struggling) 1537 01:19:22,066 --> 01:19:23,433 Hi. 1538 01:19:23,433 --> 01:19:25,033 Oh, God. 1539 01:19:25,033 --> 01:19:26,400 Hey, cut it out, Walter. 1540 01:19:26,400 --> 01:19:28,333 Jesus! 1541 01:19:28,333 --> 01:19:30,433 Okay, come on. 1542 01:19:30,433 --> 01:19:32,934 I got you. I got you. 1543 01:19:32,934 --> 01:19:34,367 I got you now. 1544 01:19:34,367 --> 01:19:35,467 Okay. 1545 01:19:35,467 --> 01:19:36,867 Here you go. 1546 01:19:36,867 --> 01:19:37,967 (thud) 1547 01:19:37,967 --> 01:19:39,166 Walter? 1548 01:19:48,767 --> 01:19:49,800 Oh! 1549 01:19:51,433 --> 01:19:52,834 Ow. 1550 01:19:52,834 --> 01:19:55,400 Okay, come on, Walter. Come on, take off your pants. 1551 01:19:55,400 --> 01:19:57,834 Why, Ms. Brooks, what would your brother say? 1552 01:19:57,834 --> 01:20:00,533 (laughing) No, you're too drunk to get home. 1553 01:20:00,533 --> 01:20:02,867 You'll have to sleep here. Okay. 1554 01:20:02,867 --> 01:20:05,000 So take off your pants. 1555 01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:06,100 Ba-boom! 1556 01:20:06,100 --> 01:20:07,233 And then, come on, Walter. 1557 01:20:07,233 --> 01:20:09,166 Don't fool around now. (laughing) 1558 01:20:09,166 --> 01:20:10,734 Okay, okay, I'll help. 1559 01:20:10,734 --> 01:20:12,266 Get into bed. 1560 01:20:12,266 --> 01:20:13,600 Uh, give me a hand, Walter. 1561 01:20:13,600 --> 01:20:16,000 (struggling) 1562 01:20:16,000 --> 01:20:19,367 Okay, I heist, pull. 1563 01:20:19,367 --> 01:20:21,233 Okay. 1564 01:20:21,233 --> 01:20:23,100 Okay, quit fucking around. 1565 01:20:23,100 --> 01:20:26,166 Pull! (laughing) 1566 01:20:26,166 --> 01:20:27,700 Okay. 1567 01:20:27,700 --> 01:20:29,433 Ho! 1568 01:20:32,467 --> 01:20:34,133 Okay, come on. Get in the bed, Walter. 1569 01:20:34,133 --> 01:20:35,667 Yes, ma'am. 1570 01:20:39,133 --> 01:20:41,266 Oh, God. 1571 01:20:47,367 --> 01:20:49,133 The lights are on. 1572 01:20:49,133 --> 01:20:52,233 Yeah, I know the light's on. 1573 01:20:52,233 --> 01:20:53,500 What do you think I am? 1574 01:20:53,500 --> 01:20:55,900 You think I don't know when the light is on? 1575 01:21:01,934 --> 01:21:03,200 Walter... 1576 01:21:03,200 --> 01:21:04,900 Hmm? 1577 01:21:04,900 --> 01:21:07,867 Get your hand off my ass. 1578 01:21:07,867 --> 01:21:10,367 You sure? 1579 01:21:13,600 --> 01:21:15,800 Argh! 1580 01:21:19,934 --> 01:21:22,633 No more hanky-panky, Walter. 1581 01:21:22,633 --> 01:21:24,500 (high-pitched voice) No more hanky-panky. 1582 01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:39,300 (phone ringing) 1583 01:21:39,300 --> 01:21:40,667 I'm up, oh. 1584 01:21:42,400 --> 01:21:44,233 (phone ringing) 1585 01:21:44,233 --> 01:21:46,166 Oh, sh-- 1586 01:21:46,166 --> 01:21:48,300 Oh, yeah. 1587 01:21:48,300 --> 01:21:49,500 (phone ringing) 1588 01:21:51,033 --> 01:21:52,367 Hello? 1589 01:21:52,367 --> 01:21:54,166 Mrs. Brofman here to see you. 1590 01:21:54,166 --> 01:21:55,367 What? 1591 01:21:55,367 --> 01:21:57,066 What the hell time is it? 1592 01:21:57,066 --> 01:21:59,200 It's a quarter to 10. 1593 01:21:59,200 --> 01:22:00,867 (sighs) Oh... 1594 01:22:00,867 --> 01:22:02,400 Okay, send her up. 1595 01:22:03,600 --> 01:22:04,700 Go on up. 1596 01:22:04,700 --> 01:22:06,567 Thanks, Mac. 1597 01:22:11,767 --> 01:22:13,333 Oh, my God. 1598 01:22:15,000 --> 01:22:16,433 (Walter groans) 1599 01:22:21,066 --> 01:22:24,133 Walter, where are your shorts? 1600 01:22:24,133 --> 01:22:25,400 Hm? 1601 01:22:28,934 --> 01:22:31,500 When you went to bed last night you were wearing your shorts. 1602 01:22:31,500 --> 01:22:32,633 Hm-mm. 1603 01:22:32,633 --> 01:22:34,166 Now, when did you take 'em off? 1604 01:22:34,166 --> 01:22:36,233 Well, I don't recall the exact moment. 1605 01:22:36,233 --> 01:22:37,834 And wipe that stupid smile off your face! 1606 01:22:37,834 --> 01:22:39,800 Walter! Huh? 1607 01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:41,433 How come you took your shorts off? 1608 01:22:41,433 --> 01:22:43,600 Amanda, don't you remember? 1609 01:22:43,600 --> 01:22:46,567 (screaming) Remember what, Walter? Remember what? 1610 01:22:46,567 --> 01:22:47,700 Well, we made love. 1611 01:22:49,200 --> 01:22:51,266 (doorbell) 1612 01:22:54,734 --> 01:22:56,934 (mumbling) Son of a... 1613 01:22:58,633 --> 01:22:59,800 Good morning! 1614 01:22:59,800 --> 01:23:02,433 What's so fucking good about it? 1615 01:23:02,433 --> 01:23:04,467 You're in a great mood. 1616 01:23:04,467 --> 01:23:06,500 What's the matter? Got your period? 1617 01:23:06,500 --> 01:23:08,000 I should be so fucking lucky. 1618 01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:09,266 Yeah? 1619 01:23:09,266 --> 01:23:12,567 What happened? 1620 01:23:12,567 --> 01:23:14,967 It's a long story. 1621 01:23:14,967 --> 01:23:17,200 Just give me the punch line. 1622 01:23:20,400 --> 01:23:22,600 I lost my virginity. 1623 01:23:24,900 --> 01:23:26,667 Obviously without your consent. 1624 01:23:26,667 --> 01:23:28,900 I passed out; I don't remember anything. 1625 01:23:28,900 --> 01:23:30,200 Who's the unlucky man? 1626 01:23:30,200 --> 01:23:31,867 (muffled speech) Hi, Margo. 1627 01:23:31,867 --> 01:23:34,200 (laughs) Walter! 1628 01:23:34,200 --> 01:23:35,967 Well, it's not exactly Romeo and Juliet, 1629 01:23:35,967 --> 01:23:38,133 but then I always say, to each his own. 1630 01:23:38,133 --> 01:23:39,266 Amanda, we got to talk here. 1631 01:23:39,266 --> 01:23:40,333 I don't talk to rapists! 1632 01:23:40,333 --> 01:23:41,367 Rapist?! 1633 01:23:41,367 --> 01:23:43,033 I was drunk, passed out. 1634 01:23:43,033 --> 01:23:44,100 She loved it! 1635 01:23:44,100 --> 01:23:45,467 Bullshit, Walt! 1636 01:23:45,467 --> 01:23:47,500 Don't you give me that macho, self-serving crap! 1637 01:23:47,500 --> 01:23:50,600 I was unconscious, buddy boy. I didn't love anything! 1638 01:23:50,600 --> 01:23:52,500 I was helpless. You took advantage of me! 1639 01:23:52,500 --> 01:23:53,867 I have never taken advantage of anybody in my life! 1640 01:23:53,867 --> 01:23:55,800 Oh, yeah, that's what all you guys say. 1641 01:23:55,800 --> 01:23:57,633 You take a girl out for dinner; you get her drunk. 1642 01:23:57,633 --> 01:23:59,500 It's date rape, Walt! 1643 01:23:59,500 --> 01:24:01,500 Read the paper, it happens all the time. 1644 01:24:01,500 --> 01:24:02,734 Well, it didn't happen here, not last night! 1645 01:24:02,734 --> 01:24:04,266 I don't believe it! 1646 01:24:04,266 --> 01:24:06,200 I mean, after all the years we've been buddies, it's like-- 1647 01:24:06,200 --> 01:24:07,567 What? 1648 01:24:07,567 --> 01:24:08,834 Guys like you are what's wrong with this society-- 1649 01:24:08,834 --> 01:24:10,300 What? 1650 01:24:10,300 --> 01:24:11,800 After all the years we've been buddies? 1651 01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:13,200 What the fuck are you talking about? 1652 01:24:13,200 --> 01:24:14,900 Don't try to change the subject here. 1653 01:24:14,900 --> 01:24:16,433 Do you realize that every six minutes, 1654 01:24:16,433 --> 01:24:18,233 a woman is raped in this country? 1655 01:24:18,233 --> 01:24:19,567 I didn't realize it. No, I'm sorry! 1656 01:24:19,567 --> 01:24:20,767 You didn't realize. Why should you realize? 1657 01:24:20,767 --> 01:24:22,133 Right, Walt? Why should you care? 1658 01:24:22,133 --> 01:24:25,000 You're just one of the assholes responsible-- 1659 01:24:25,000 --> 01:24:27,133 Now wait a goddamn minute-- For what, Walt? 1660 01:24:27,133 --> 01:24:30,467 For you to rape some other poor, innocent, unsuspecting female? 1661 01:24:30,467 --> 01:24:32,467 I was a virgin, goddamn you! 1662 01:24:36,633 --> 01:24:39,433 Male television announcer: This morning the body of Steven Brooks, 1663 01:24:39,433 --> 01:24:41,834 New York advertising executive, was discovered floating 1664 01:24:41,834 --> 01:24:43,066 in the East River. 1665 01:24:43,066 --> 01:24:44,700 According to the police, 1666 01:24:44,700 --> 01:24:47,000 Brooks had been shot three times in the chest. 1667 01:24:47,000 --> 01:24:49,533 We'll continue to report on the facts of this case... 1668 01:24:49,533 --> 01:24:50,767 (phone ringing) 1669 01:24:52,800 --> 01:24:55,667 (phone ringing) 1670 01:24:58,100 --> 01:25:00,133 (phone continues ringing) 1671 01:25:00,133 --> 01:25:01,500 (TV turns off) 1672 01:25:05,266 --> 01:25:06,533 Hello? 1673 01:25:09,533 --> 01:25:10,900 Wha--? 1674 01:25:13,867 --> 01:25:16,000 Oh, yeah, yeah, sure. 1675 01:25:31,633 --> 01:25:33,000 Well, who was that? 1676 01:25:38,367 --> 01:25:40,300 It was the police. 1677 01:25:44,633 --> 01:25:47,000 I got to identify my body. 1678 01:25:51,266 --> 01:25:53,066 Sorry to have to do this to you, but apparently 1679 01:25:53,066 --> 01:25:55,467 you're his only living relative. 1680 01:25:59,867 --> 01:26:01,367 This isn't going to be very pleasant. 1681 01:26:01,367 --> 01:26:04,500 The body's been in the water for quite a few days. 1682 01:26:07,400 --> 01:26:08,734 God. 1683 01:26:08,734 --> 01:26:10,567 I look awful. 1684 01:26:17,300 --> 01:26:19,467 Holy shit. 1685 01:26:22,433 --> 01:26:24,967 Jesus H. Christ. 1686 01:26:24,967 --> 01:26:26,600 Ms. Brooks-- Ah! 1687 01:26:26,600 --> 01:26:27,834 Oh, Higgins. 1688 01:26:27,834 --> 01:26:31,767 The police were here with a search warrant. 1689 01:26:31,767 --> 01:26:33,300 If they arrest you, 1690 01:26:33,300 --> 01:26:35,667 please don't say anything about the little redhead. 1691 01:26:35,667 --> 01:26:37,934 W-what makes you think they're going to arrest me? 1692 01:26:37,934 --> 01:26:40,433 They found your gun. 1693 01:26:44,900 --> 01:26:48,834 This whole thing feels like a bad dream. 1694 01:26:54,100 --> 01:26:57,967 Are you really sure that they can't trace that gun? 1695 01:26:59,600 --> 01:27:01,467 Not a chance. 1696 01:27:03,834 --> 01:27:05,400 You bitch. 1697 01:27:05,400 --> 01:27:07,100 You planted that gun in my apartment! 1698 01:27:07,100 --> 01:27:08,867 (screaming) 1699 01:27:08,867 --> 01:27:12,000 The gun's not registered. They'll never trace it. 1700 01:27:12,000 --> 01:27:15,266 You killed me, Margo. I'm not taking the rap for it. 1701 01:27:15,266 --> 01:27:16,800 Yeah, what are you going to tell them? 1702 01:27:16,800 --> 01:27:18,100 You're not really a woman? 1703 01:27:18,100 --> 01:27:20,200 You're Steve Brooks come back from the dead? 1704 01:27:20,200 --> 01:27:22,000 I got you to believe me, didn't I? You... 1705 01:27:22,000 --> 01:27:25,367 (struggling) 1706 01:27:25,367 --> 01:27:28,233 They'll lock you away in a padded cell 1707 01:27:28,233 --> 01:27:30,066 and throw away the key! 1708 01:27:30,066 --> 01:27:31,867 You'll never find that one female 1709 01:27:31,867 --> 01:27:33,867 who is going to get you to Heaven! 1710 01:27:36,100 --> 01:27:37,700 How much money you got? 1711 01:27:37,700 --> 01:27:41,633 3,000, it's in my purse on the bed. 1712 01:27:44,333 --> 01:27:46,033 Woman over P.A.: Service from New York 1713 01:27:46,033 --> 01:27:48,934 to Los Angeles, gate number one... 1714 01:27:48,934 --> 01:27:51,800 (crowd chatter) 1715 01:27:58,667 --> 01:28:00,233 Miss Brooks. 1716 01:28:00,233 --> 01:28:02,967 Going someplace? 1717 01:28:02,967 --> 01:28:05,667 No, I just like to hang around airports. 1718 01:28:05,667 --> 01:28:08,633 You're under arrest for the murder of Steven Brooks. 1719 01:28:08,633 --> 01:28:10,767 You invited Mr. Brooks to the party. 1720 01:28:10,767 --> 01:28:12,834 Yes, but he never showed up. 1721 01:28:12,834 --> 01:28:14,500 She's lying! 1722 01:28:14,500 --> 01:28:15,900 Your witness. 1723 01:28:15,900 --> 01:28:17,000 Man: When did you meet the defendant? 1724 01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:18,900 The morning after the party. 1725 01:28:21,300 --> 01:28:23,166 What did she tell you? 1726 01:28:23,166 --> 01:28:27,000 That she was Steve Brooks reincarnated as a woman. 1727 01:28:27,000 --> 01:28:28,767 What else did she tell you? 1728 01:28:28,767 --> 01:28:30,533 That I shot him. 1729 01:28:32,533 --> 01:28:33,734 Who? 1730 01:28:33,734 --> 01:28:36,033 Him. Her. 1731 01:28:36,033 --> 01:28:37,300 What else did she say? 1732 01:28:37,300 --> 01:28:39,767 That God had sent him back. 1733 01:28:39,767 --> 01:28:41,433 Would you mind speaking up, please? 1734 01:28:41,433 --> 01:28:43,266 That God had sent him back 1735 01:28:43,266 --> 01:28:45,367 and that he couldn't get into Heaven 1736 01:28:45,367 --> 01:28:49,333 until he found one female who liked him. 1737 01:28:49,333 --> 01:28:52,266 Him? Steve. 1738 01:28:52,266 --> 01:28:53,300 Her. 1739 01:28:56,066 --> 01:28:57,233 But she was drunk. 1740 01:28:57,233 --> 01:28:59,800 Amanda: No, I wasn't that drunk. Uh-uh. 1741 01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:05,233 You solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, 1742 01:29:05,233 --> 01:29:07,033 and nothing but the truth? 1743 01:29:07,033 --> 01:29:08,100 So help me God. 1744 01:29:08,100 --> 01:29:11,467 State your name. 1745 01:29:11,467 --> 01:29:13,300 Steven Brooks. 1746 01:29:13,300 --> 01:29:14,700 (gavel bangs) 1747 01:29:14,700 --> 01:29:17,133 Amanda: It's been five months, Walter. 1748 01:29:17,133 --> 01:29:18,333 You got to get me out of here. 1749 01:29:18,333 --> 01:29:20,333 Walter: I'm doing the best that I can. 1750 01:29:20,333 --> 01:29:21,400 So how do you feel? 1751 01:29:21,400 --> 01:29:22,500 How do I feel? 1752 01:29:22,500 --> 01:29:24,600 How the fuck do you think feel, Walter? 1753 01:29:24,600 --> 01:29:26,433 I'm going to have a baby. 1754 01:29:26,433 --> 01:29:27,834 Your fucking fault. 1755 01:29:27,834 --> 01:29:30,033 I'd like to strangle you, that's how I feel. 1756 01:29:30,033 --> 01:29:32,066 Oh, look, I'm sorry. I don't know if you recall. 1757 01:29:32,066 --> 01:29:33,700 But you were very, very cooperative. 1758 01:29:33,700 --> 01:29:37,533 I simply do not choose to accept that fact, Walter. 1759 01:29:37,533 --> 01:29:39,166 Drunk or sober, 1760 01:29:39,166 --> 01:29:41,834 do you think that for one cotton-picking second, 1761 01:29:41,834 --> 01:29:44,667 Steve Brooks would ever even consider 1762 01:29:44,667 --> 01:29:46,834 making love to another man, 1763 01:29:46,834 --> 01:29:49,333 let alone his best friend? 1764 01:29:49,333 --> 01:29:51,967 Steve Brooks, no. 1765 01:29:51,967 --> 01:29:53,767 You still don't believe I'm Steve. 1766 01:29:53,767 --> 01:29:55,767 I don't, and I'm going to tell you why. 1767 01:29:55,767 --> 01:29:57,734 Three years ago, your birthday. 1768 01:29:57,734 --> 01:29:59,467 I sent you a little brunette. 1769 01:29:59,467 --> 01:30:00,800 You called her Aztec. 1770 01:30:00,800 --> 01:30:02,033 Hey! 1771 01:30:02,033 --> 01:30:03,934 Look, I don't know how you know about that-- 1772 01:30:03,934 --> 01:30:05,500 Uh-huh... 1773 01:30:05,500 --> 01:30:07,233 If Steve Brooks did get pregnant, 1774 01:30:07,233 --> 01:30:08,400 he'd have an abortion. 1775 01:30:08,400 --> 01:30:10,500 I nearly did. 1776 01:30:10,500 --> 01:30:13,867 Why did you change your mind? 1777 01:30:13,867 --> 01:30:15,667 You're not going to believe this, but, 1778 01:30:15,667 --> 01:30:18,467 you know, there I was, I was laying on that table 1779 01:30:18,467 --> 01:30:21,200 and I had my feet in those stirrup-y things. 1780 01:30:21,200 --> 01:30:23,233 And all of the sudden, 1781 01:30:23,233 --> 01:30:26,767 it kind of like just came to me in a flash. 1782 01:30:26,767 --> 01:30:30,700 Maybe the only reason I wasn't roasting in somewhere in hell 1783 01:30:30,700 --> 01:30:33,600 was... 1784 01:30:33,600 --> 01:30:37,033 was because God wanted me to have this baby. 1785 01:30:37,033 --> 01:30:39,367 That's the only reason? 1786 01:30:39,367 --> 01:30:42,367 And making the Guinness Book of Records. 1787 01:30:42,367 --> 01:30:44,300 I don't know; I guess you really are Steve. 1788 01:30:44,300 --> 01:30:46,300 Ow! Argh! 1789 01:30:46,300 --> 01:30:47,700 What's wrong? 1790 01:30:47,700 --> 01:30:49,600 I don't know, oh, God! 1791 01:30:51,800 --> 01:30:56,500 Woman over P.A.: Dr. Gold, Dr. Gold to OB room 501, please. 1792 01:30:56,500 --> 01:30:59,600 Dr. Gold to OB room 501, please. 1793 01:31:26,367 --> 01:31:28,900 Hey, Walter. 1794 01:31:28,900 --> 01:31:31,033 How'd you know it was me? 1795 01:31:31,033 --> 01:31:33,266 Old Spice. 1796 01:31:33,266 --> 01:31:37,266 And you tip-toe louder than Gregory Hines tap dances. 1797 01:31:39,000 --> 01:31:41,033 Don't punch him. 1798 01:31:49,266 --> 01:31:51,967 I talked to the doctor today, you know. 1799 01:31:51,967 --> 01:31:53,333 Oh, yeah? 1800 01:31:53,333 --> 01:31:55,133 Uh-huh. 1801 01:31:55,133 --> 01:31:57,133 What did he say? 1802 01:31:59,066 --> 01:32:01,200 He's worried about you. 1803 01:32:03,700 --> 01:32:07,333 Says you got high blood pressure 1804 01:32:07,333 --> 01:32:08,600 and, uh... 1805 01:32:08,600 --> 01:32:10,667 diabetes. 1806 01:32:13,500 --> 01:32:14,967 I'm a big girl, Walt. 1807 01:32:14,967 --> 01:32:16,667 Cut to the chase. 1808 01:32:18,767 --> 01:32:22,967 He said that if you carried the baby to full term, 1809 01:32:22,967 --> 01:32:25,333 that there's a possibility that you might... 1810 01:32:30,700 --> 01:32:31,900 Die? 1811 01:32:35,266 --> 01:32:37,066 What about the baby, Walter? 1812 01:32:38,433 --> 01:32:40,166 That's the thing. 1813 01:32:40,166 --> 01:32:43,400 He said that if you decide not to have the baby, then-- 1814 01:32:43,400 --> 01:32:47,033 Oh, no. I'm having the baby, Walter. 1815 01:32:47,033 --> 01:32:49,834 Can we talk about this here? 1816 01:32:49,834 --> 01:32:52,233 No, we can't talk about this. 1817 01:32:56,333 --> 01:32:57,867 Walt. 1818 01:32:57,867 --> 01:33:02,333 You can't imagine what it's like 1819 01:33:02,333 --> 01:33:05,033 to have a life inside you. 1820 01:33:05,033 --> 01:33:07,033 It's growing, Walter. 1821 01:33:07,033 --> 01:33:09,767 It's moving, it-- 1822 01:33:09,767 --> 01:33:13,567 It lives because I live. 1823 01:33:13,567 --> 01:33:16,934 And when I die... 1824 01:33:18,467 --> 01:33:21,967 there's a part of me that... 1825 01:33:21,967 --> 01:33:23,567 goes on. 1826 01:33:29,500 --> 01:33:32,400 It's a truly amazing thing. 1827 01:33:34,233 --> 01:33:37,867 It is an honest-to-God miracle. 1828 01:33:42,567 --> 01:33:45,100 Which reminds me, you know, 1829 01:33:45,100 --> 01:33:54,367 just in case what the doctor says is true, you know... 1830 01:33:54,367 --> 01:33:56,800 How do you feel about being a full-time father? 1831 01:34:00,400 --> 01:34:02,066 Great. 1832 01:34:02,066 --> 01:34:04,000 I knew you wouldn't let me down, buddy. 1833 01:34:05,500 --> 01:34:08,433 Well, uh... 1834 01:34:08,433 --> 01:34:13,033 don't you think we ought to get married first? 1835 01:34:13,033 --> 01:34:15,667 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 1836 01:34:15,667 --> 01:34:18,000 Sure. 1837 01:34:18,000 --> 01:34:21,266 I got to get some rest here, Walt. 1838 01:34:21,266 --> 01:34:22,467 Okay. 1839 01:34:25,000 --> 01:34:27,200 Good night, honey. 1840 01:34:27,200 --> 01:34:28,900 Honey? 1841 01:34:28,900 --> 01:34:31,900 Amanda, do you take Walter to be your lawful wedded husband? 1842 01:34:40,133 --> 01:34:41,166 I do. 1843 01:34:43,233 --> 01:34:45,934 And do you, Walter, take Amanda to be your lawful wedded wife? 1844 01:34:45,934 --> 01:34:48,467 I do. (snickers) 1845 01:34:48,467 --> 01:34:49,934 I do. 1846 01:34:49,934 --> 01:34:51,633 The rings. 1847 01:34:58,266 --> 01:35:02,600 With this ring, I thee wed. 1848 01:35:07,300 --> 01:35:09,467 There you go, Walt. 1849 01:35:11,967 --> 01:35:14,333 I, uh, now pronounce you 1850 01:35:14,333 --> 01:35:16,133 husband and wife. 1851 01:35:30,233 --> 01:35:31,967 Mr. Stone. 1852 01:35:33,533 --> 01:35:35,100 Morning. 1853 01:35:35,100 --> 01:35:36,300 (clears throat) 1854 01:35:36,300 --> 01:35:38,834 Walter. 1855 01:35:38,834 --> 01:35:40,600 I won't beat about the bush. 1856 01:35:40,600 --> 01:35:44,000 Your marriage has become an embarrassment to the firm, 1857 01:35:44,000 --> 01:35:48,066 so... I'm going to have to let you go. 1858 01:35:49,900 --> 01:35:54,567 Well, I was going to quit anyway, Arnold. 1859 01:35:54,567 --> 01:35:57,900 See, I'm going to become a father soon and, uh, 1860 01:35:57,900 --> 01:36:00,166 it'd really be an embarrassment for me to have to tell my kid 1861 01:36:00,166 --> 01:36:01,867 that I work for somebody like you. 1862 01:36:04,266 --> 01:36:07,433 Woman over P.A.: Dr. Harrison to OB ICU. 1863 01:36:07,433 --> 01:36:10,133 Dr. Harrison, please report to OB ICU. 1864 01:36:17,667 --> 01:36:18,900 Amanda? 1865 01:36:18,900 --> 01:36:20,433 Ahh! 1866 01:36:20,433 --> 01:36:21,500 Walt: Push! 1867 01:36:21,500 --> 01:36:22,800 Ha! Argh! 1868 01:36:22,800 --> 01:36:24,967 Breathe, all right? 1869 01:36:24,967 --> 01:36:26,266 Argh! 1870 01:36:26,266 --> 01:36:28,633 Walt: Breathe a little, you got to breathe a little. 1871 01:36:28,633 --> 01:36:29,967 Yes, push. 1872 01:36:29,967 --> 01:36:33,200 Argh! 1873 01:36:35,033 --> 01:36:38,033 (both) Argh! 1874 01:36:38,033 --> 01:36:39,166 Doctor: That's it, push. 1875 01:36:39,166 --> 01:36:40,967 Good. 1876 01:36:40,967 --> 01:36:43,700 (screaming) Doctor: Almost there now. 1877 01:36:43,700 --> 01:36:45,867 Now that's it, good. 1878 01:36:45,867 --> 01:36:47,333 Congratulations. 1879 01:36:47,333 --> 01:36:48,600 It's a girl. 1880 01:36:48,600 --> 01:36:50,433 (deep sigh) 1881 01:36:50,433 --> 01:36:53,800 (baby crying) 1882 01:36:53,800 --> 01:36:55,000 Look. 1883 01:36:57,667 --> 01:36:59,567 (baby crying) 1884 01:37:03,133 --> 01:37:04,233 Hoo! 1885 01:37:18,767 --> 01:37:21,166 You know what, Walt? Huh? 1886 01:37:21,166 --> 01:37:23,033 I think she likes me. 1887 01:37:37,734 --> 01:37:41,567 (baby crying loudly) 1888 01:37:41,567 --> 01:37:43,133 Woman: Something's wrong, Doctor. Amanda? 1889 01:37:43,133 --> 01:37:44,233 Doctor: Get her BP. 1890 01:37:44,233 --> 01:37:45,567 Take the baby now. 1891 01:37:45,567 --> 01:37:46,700 Amanda? 1892 01:37:46,700 --> 01:37:49,333 Doc. Woman: She's not breathing. 1893 01:37:49,333 --> 01:37:51,333 Doctor: What the hell's wrong? 1894 01:37:51,333 --> 01:37:53,500 (overlapping conversation) 1895 01:37:53,500 --> 01:37:56,500 What's wrong? Amanda! 1896 01:37:56,500 --> 01:37:57,867 (sustained beeping) Somebody do something! 1897 01:37:57,867 --> 01:38:01,667 (overlapping voices) 1898 01:38:08,934 --> 01:38:11,567 Amanda: Wow, what a beautiful baby. 1899 01:38:11,567 --> 01:38:14,033 Male and female voices: Yes. You did well. 1900 01:38:14,033 --> 01:38:16,133 Amanda: Wish I could be there and watch her grow up. 1901 01:38:16,133 --> 01:38:17,934 Male: Oh, you can watch her grow up. 1902 01:38:17,934 --> 01:38:20,066 But in the meantime, you have to decide 1903 01:38:20,066 --> 01:38:21,333 whether you want to be a male... 1904 01:38:21,333 --> 01:38:23,633 Female: ...or a female angel. 1905 01:38:23,633 --> 01:38:27,300 Amanda: Oh, hey, now, that's a tough one. 1906 01:38:27,300 --> 01:38:30,200 Okay if I think about it for a while? 1907 01:38:30,200 --> 01:38:33,066 (birds chirping) 1908 01:38:40,367 --> 01:38:41,433 (Walt grunts) 1909 01:38:48,767 --> 01:38:50,667 I love you, Mommy. 1910 01:38:58,467 --> 01:39:00,000 Okay. 1911 01:39:01,600 --> 01:39:03,133 Let's go. 1912 01:39:09,533 --> 01:39:11,400 Male and female: Have you made up your mind? 1913 01:39:11,400 --> 01:39:13,100 Amanda: Look, I don't want to be a problem, 1914 01:39:13,100 --> 01:39:15,600 but, you know, it's not an easy decision. 1915 01:39:15,600 --> 01:39:16,934 I really liked being a man. 1916 01:39:16,934 --> 01:39:18,700 Male: Naturally. 1917 01:39:18,700 --> 01:39:20,500 Amanda: But being a woman had its advantages. 1918 01:39:20,500 --> 01:39:22,266 Female: Definitely. 1919 01:39:22,266 --> 01:39:24,333 Amanda: Could I think about it just a little longer? 1920 01:39:24,333 --> 01:39:26,266 Male and female: Take your time. 1921 01:39:26,266 --> 01:39:29,667 You have all eternity. 1922 01:39:29,667 --> 01:39:35,767 ♪ Moons and Junes and Ferris wheels ♪ 1923 01:39:35,767 --> 01:39:41,567 ♪ The dizzy dancing way you feel ♪ 1924 01:39:41,567 --> 01:39:46,900 ♪ As every fairy tale comes real ♪ 1925 01:39:46,900 --> 01:39:51,333 ♪ I've looked at love that way ♪ 1926 01:39:53,000 --> 01:39:59,667 ♪ But now it's just another show ♪ 1927 01:39:59,667 --> 01:40:05,767 ♪ You leave 'em laughing when you go ♪ 1928 01:40:05,767 --> 01:40:10,800 ♪ And if you care, don't let them know ♪ 1929 01:40:10,800 --> 01:40:16,734 ♪ Don't give yourself away ♪ 1930 01:40:16,734 --> 01:40:22,834 ♪ I've looked at love from both sides now ♪ 1931 01:40:22,834 --> 01:40:25,900 ♪ From give and take ♪ 1932 01:40:25,900 --> 01:40:29,033 ♪ And still somehow ♪ 1933 01:40:29,033 --> 01:40:34,934 ♪ It's love's illusions I recall ♪ 1934 01:40:34,934 --> 01:40:40,967 ♪ I really don't know love ♪ 1935 01:40:40,967 --> 01:40:43,467 ♪ At all ♪ 1936 01:40:43,467 --> 01:40:46,333 ♪ ♪ 1937 01:40:53,467 --> 01:40:59,834 ♪ Tears and fears and feeling proud ♪ 1938 01:40:59,834 --> 01:41:05,967 ♪ To say I love you right out loud ♪ 1939 01:41:05,967 --> 01:41:10,900 ♪ Dreams and schemes and circus crowds ♪ 1940 01:41:10,900 --> 01:41:17,066 ♪ I've looked at life that way ♪ 1941 01:41:17,066 --> 01:41:23,700 ♪ But now old friends are acting strange ♪ 1942 01:41:23,700 --> 01:41:29,767 ♪ They shake their heads, they say I've changed ♪ 1943 01:41:29,767 --> 01:41:35,000 ♪ But something's lost and something's gained ♪ 1944 01:41:35,000 --> 01:41:40,834 ♪ In living every day ♪ 1945 01:41:40,834 --> 01:41:47,000 ♪ I've looked at life from both sides now ♪ 1946 01:41:47,000 --> 01:41:52,900 ♪ From win and lose and still somehow ♪ 1947 01:41:52,900 --> 01:41:59,000 ♪ It's life's illusions I recall ♪ 1948 01:41:59,000 --> 01:42:04,800 ♪ I really don't know life ♪ 1949 01:42:08,000 --> 01:42:10,633 ♪ At all ♪ 1950 01:42:10,633 --> 01:42:13,500 ♪ ♪ 1951 01:42:20,033 --> 01:42:25,734 ♪ I've looked at life from both sides now ♪ 1952 01:42:25,734 --> 01:42:31,800 ♪ From win and lose and still somehow ♪ 1953 01:42:31,800 --> 01:42:37,934 ♪ It's life's illusions I recall ♪ 1954 01:42:37,934 --> 01:42:43,667 ♪ I really don't know life ♪ 1955 01:42:46,900 --> 01:42:49,367 ♪ At all ♪♪ 1956 01:43:12,333 --> 01:43:14,200 (music ends) 125349