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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:48,197 --> 00:00:49,831 Hey, eddie, you ok? 2 00:00:49,898 --> 00:00:51,866 Yeah. No. I'm fine. 3 00:00:54,203 --> 00:00:55,637 No problem. 4 00:01:04,947 --> 00:01:06,114 Nothing. 5 00:01:06,182 --> 00:01:09,083 Nothing can happen to us on the first day out, right? 6 00:01:09,152 --> 00:01:11,419 That's right. Just like a.I.T. 7 00:01:11,487 --> 00:01:13,155 Right. Just like a.I.T. 8 00:01:16,159 --> 00:01:17,925 Holy shit! 9 00:01:19,028 --> 00:01:22,531 This is it, cal! Cal! Cal! 10 00:01:22,598 --> 00:01:27,369 Where you going? Cal. Cal. Holy shit, cal. 11 00:01:27,436 --> 00:01:28,936 Hey! Hey! 12 00:01:33,676 --> 00:01:35,377 Just like a.I.T, my ass. 13 00:01:35,444 --> 00:01:38,346 Don't push me. Don't. Please. 14 00:01:43,553 --> 00:01:45,587 Bravo company. Bravo company. 15 00:01:45,655 --> 00:01:48,022 This is sierra tango. Bravo company, come in. 16 00:01:48,090 --> 00:01:49,624 Bravo company, we're under heavy shit here. 17 00:01:49,692 --> 00:01:51,726 Bravo company, some-fucking-body come in. 18 00:01:51,794 --> 00:01:54,262 Come on in. Where the fuck you at, a movie? 19 00:01:54,330 --> 00:01:56,898 Holy shit. Bravo, come in. 20 00:01:56,965 --> 00:02:00,735 Hey, eddie. Hey, eddie. I've really got to take a shit, man. 21 00:02:00,803 --> 00:02:02,970 Take a shit? What the fuck's wrong with you, cal? 22 00:02:03,038 --> 00:02:04,606 Take it easy. Will ya? Bravo company. 23 00:02:04,674 --> 00:02:06,974 I cannot stand up and take my pants down. Don't you understand? 24 00:02:07,042 --> 00:02:08,910 Listen, man, just take it easy. Shit in your pants. 25 00:02:08,977 --> 00:02:10,212 It don't matter where the shit falls now. 26 00:02:10,279 --> 00:02:12,146 Bravo company. Come in, bravo company. 27 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:13,682 I'm outta here. I can't take it. I'm outta here. 28 00:02:13,749 --> 00:02:15,483 Wait a minute. Kowalski! 29 00:02:15,551 --> 00:02:17,819 Fuck you. Come back here. 30 00:02:17,886 --> 00:02:19,654 See you, eddie. Kowalski! 31 00:02:23,025 --> 00:02:25,059 Kowalski! 32 00:02:25,127 --> 00:02:26,961 Holy fucking shit! 33 00:02:27,029 --> 00:02:28,896 Kowalski! 34 00:02:28,964 --> 00:02:31,833 Kowalski, there's a spot back here. 35 00:02:31,900 --> 00:02:33,501 Kowalski! 36 00:02:33,569 --> 00:02:36,271 Hurry back here. You ain't got no toilet paper! 37 00:02:36,339 --> 00:02:38,306 There's cover over here, cal. 38 00:02:38,374 --> 00:02:40,275 cal! 39 00:02:44,547 --> 00:02:45,847 Heh. 40 00:02:47,049 --> 00:02:49,384 I, um... 41 00:02:49,452 --> 00:02:52,954 This is embarrassing. Heh heh heh. 42 00:02:53,021 --> 00:02:54,723 Speak english? 43 00:02:54,790 --> 00:02:56,157 English? 44 00:02:56,225 --> 00:02:59,361 Jesus christ, I'm... 45 00:02:59,428 --> 00:03:02,096 My pants. I-I... 46 00:03:02,164 --> 00:03:03,765 Can I put my pants up? 47 00:03:03,832 --> 00:03:05,333 Don't shoot. Don't shoot. 48 00:03:05,401 --> 00:03:07,569 Ok? You understand english? Don't shoot! 49 00:03:07,637 --> 00:03:10,405 I'm reaching for my pants. 50 00:03:10,473 --> 00:03:12,006 My pants. 51 00:03:12,074 --> 00:03:14,709 I am reaching for my pants. 52 00:03:14,777 --> 00:03:17,579 Fuck it. Fuck it. Fuck the pants. 53 00:03:17,647 --> 00:03:19,147 All right, I understand. 54 00:03:19,214 --> 00:03:20,948 I got you. Come with you, right? Sure. 55 00:03:21,016 --> 00:03:24,653 Hey, look, uh, g.I. G.I. Ok? Ok? 56 00:03:55,551 --> 00:03:57,285 All right. All right. 57 00:03:58,354 --> 00:03:59,287 Ok. Goddamn. 58 00:04:01,957 --> 00:04:03,658 Soul brother, right? 59 00:04:03,726 --> 00:04:06,695 You can kill me, but you can't eat me! 60 00:04:11,701 --> 00:04:15,236 Wake me up for the continental breakfast, asshole. 61 00:04:52,941 --> 00:04:56,878 Hey, send some hot water out of this thing. 62 00:05:59,575 --> 00:06:01,008 Hey. 63 00:06:03,011 --> 00:06:04,813 How you doing, pal? 64 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:06,681 Hungry? 65 00:06:11,420 --> 00:06:13,154 Check this out. 66 00:06:14,222 --> 00:06:16,023 Hey... 67 00:06:16,091 --> 00:06:18,059 Take a look. 68 00:06:18,126 --> 00:06:21,796 Hmm? 69 00:06:21,864 --> 00:06:23,832 Yeah. That's my old lady. 70 00:06:23,899 --> 00:06:25,900 She's nice, huh? 71 00:06:30,339 --> 00:06:33,908 How about we call you "spike"? 72 00:06:35,644 --> 00:06:38,580 In honor of our vietnamese tet holiday, 73 00:06:38,647 --> 00:06:41,983 Each prisoner will receive an extra ration of rice. 74 00:06:47,322 --> 00:06:49,757 Hey! Captain tai, my man. You're just in time. 75 00:06:49,825 --> 00:06:51,926 My compliments to the chef, sir. 76 00:06:51,994 --> 00:06:53,728 I mean, this shit is starting 77 00:06:53,796 --> 00:06:55,329 To taste like shit. Will you tell him that? 78 00:06:55,397 --> 00:06:58,600 Isn't it time for you to sign the confession, corporal keller? 79 00:06:58,667 --> 00:07:00,835 Oh, corporal keller's gonna wait. 80 00:07:00,903 --> 00:07:02,103 For what? 81 00:07:02,170 --> 00:07:04,271 I'm gonna wait for the rescue. 82 00:07:04,339 --> 00:07:07,542 You don't think they're gonna leave us here, do you? 83 00:07:07,610 --> 00:07:09,944 They have... For 2 years. 84 00:07:11,614 --> 00:07:12,547 Ha. 85 00:07:13,782 --> 00:07:16,217 Ha ha ha! Jesus. Captain tai! 86 00:07:16,284 --> 00:07:18,720 How many times do I have to tell you guys, 87 00:07:18,787 --> 00:07:21,222 I don't like my roaches this way? 88 00:07:21,289 --> 00:07:24,225 I like my roaches saut�ed. You know what I mean? 89 00:07:24,292 --> 00:07:27,762 Little butter, little garlic sauce. Saut�ed. 90 00:07:28,964 --> 00:07:29,898 No saut�! 91 00:07:29,965 --> 00:07:32,233 Want me to send my recipe? 92 00:07:32,300 --> 00:07:34,903 Huh? You don't know how to fuckin' fix roaches! 93 00:07:38,807 --> 00:07:41,409 You don't think you could get the key, do you? 94 00:07:41,476 --> 00:07:42,911 Maybe shrink me down... 95 00:07:42,978 --> 00:07:45,346 Let me follow your ass out of here? 96 00:07:45,414 --> 00:07:47,348 Hey, spike, tell me something. 97 00:07:47,416 --> 00:07:48,850 Do you get any? 98 00:07:48,918 --> 00:07:51,920 You get a lot, don't you? 99 00:07:51,987 --> 00:07:53,120 Come on. 100 00:07:53,188 --> 00:07:54,321 Fess up. 101 00:07:54,389 --> 00:07:56,624 Getting all the mouse pussy in town, aren't you? 102 00:08:02,097 --> 00:08:03,164 Spike. 103 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:06,200 My friend. 104 00:08:06,268 --> 00:08:09,704 Hey, look...About those little rat turds, you know... 105 00:08:09,772 --> 00:08:13,541 Think you can take your tail and kinda sweep 'em up in a pile 106 00:08:13,609 --> 00:08:16,044 And take 'em out with you when you leave? 107 00:08:16,111 --> 00:08:18,546 Don't like to see those little droppings laying around the apartment. 108 00:08:18,614 --> 00:08:20,548 You know what I mean? 109 00:08:22,117 --> 00:08:23,818 Knock it off! 110 00:08:26,055 --> 00:08:28,990 The arm! Would you lay off the fuckin' arm, please?! 111 00:08:29,058 --> 00:08:31,559 Get out of my fuckin' life, will you, please?! 112 00:08:31,627 --> 00:08:34,762 Leave me the fuck alone, please?! I told you, lay off the fuckin' arm! 113 00:08:36,065 --> 00:08:38,066 Ahh, you slanty-eyed, seaweed-eating cocksucker! 114 00:08:42,304 --> 00:08:44,072 You motherfucker! 115 00:08:49,645 --> 00:08:50,878 Those bastards. 116 00:08:53,649 --> 00:08:56,918 Yeah, yeah! Get the fuck outta here! Go ahead! Go ahead! 117 00:08:58,654 --> 00:08:59,921 Assholes. 118 00:08:59,989 --> 00:09:01,823 Fuck you lookin' at, asshole? 119 00:09:03,258 --> 00:09:04,959 Why don't you be cool, man? 120 00:09:07,429 --> 00:09:10,364 Hey, look. I got one simple rule, ok? 121 00:09:10,432 --> 00:09:13,367 You stick to your side of the fuckin' cell, 122 00:09:13,435 --> 00:09:15,870 And I'll stick to mine. All right? 123 00:09:15,938 --> 00:09:17,705 Hey, what's eating you, man? 124 00:09:20,776 --> 00:09:23,210 What could possibly be eating me? 125 00:09:23,278 --> 00:09:25,880 What the fuck could possibly be eating me?! 126 00:09:25,948 --> 00:09:27,214 What could it be? 127 00:09:27,282 --> 00:09:29,583 I don't know. Maybe you found out you got the clap. 128 00:09:40,328 --> 00:09:43,798 Let me run something to you, man. Ok? 129 00:09:48,403 --> 00:09:51,338 You don't run nothin' here but your mouth. 130 00:09:51,406 --> 00:09:53,841 I got a friend comes and visits. 131 00:09:53,909 --> 00:09:56,911 I don't want you to fuck with him. 132 00:09:56,979 --> 00:09:59,914 His name is spike. It's a mouse. 133 00:09:59,982 --> 00:10:01,282 My pet. 134 00:10:02,818 --> 00:10:05,619 You touch him, and I'll kill you. 135 00:10:05,688 --> 00:10:08,056 I mean kill you dead. 136 00:10:19,434 --> 00:10:20,835 Hey, I'm sorry. 137 00:10:22,004 --> 00:10:23,905 Welcome to nam, man. 138 00:10:26,508 --> 00:10:28,943 What a hellhole. 139 00:10:29,011 --> 00:10:36,117 silver bells 140 00:10:36,185 --> 00:10:39,453 it's christmastime 141 00:10:39,521 --> 00:10:43,124 in the city 142 00:10:43,192 --> 00:10:46,794 ring-a-ling 143 00:10:46,862 --> 00:10:49,964 hear them ring 144 00:10:50,032 --> 00:10:51,132 Aw, shit. 145 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:54,468 I thought I was gonna be home for christmas. 146 00:10:55,537 --> 00:10:56,604 Fuckin' nixon. 147 00:10:59,441 --> 00:11:02,910 Man, I was gonna spend my whole furlough riding ol' ginger. 148 00:11:02,978 --> 00:11:04,912 You got a horse named ginger? 149 00:11:04,980 --> 00:11:06,948 My old lady. 150 00:11:08,483 --> 00:11:10,184 Oh. I'm sorry, man. 151 00:11:10,252 --> 00:11:11,853 So am I... 152 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:14,222 Sorry my ass ain't doing what it does best. 153 00:11:14,289 --> 00:11:15,522 Know what I mean? 154 00:11:16,591 --> 00:11:19,026 I been thinking about old lisa. 155 00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:22,496 Photograph? 156 00:11:24,133 --> 00:11:26,234 My wife. 157 00:11:26,301 --> 00:11:28,736 No shit. I didn't know you were married. 158 00:11:29,972 --> 00:11:30,938 5 years. 159 00:11:35,644 --> 00:11:37,611 Hey, to old lisa, man. 160 00:11:39,815 --> 00:11:41,282 To old ginger. 161 00:11:42,350 --> 00:11:44,252 Here you go. 162 00:11:44,319 --> 00:11:45,419 Mmm. 163 00:11:45,487 --> 00:11:48,790 we're back in the saddle again 164 00:11:50,159 --> 00:11:53,261 back where a friend is a friend 165 00:11:53,328 --> 00:11:54,762 Got that note. 166 00:11:59,668 --> 00:12:02,870 we're back in the saddle again 167 00:12:02,938 --> 00:12:04,571 Cha-cha... Cha-cha. Do it, jimmy. Yeah, baby. 168 00:12:04,639 --> 00:12:05,873 signorina 169 00:12:08,443 --> 00:12:10,211 oh, signorina 170 00:12:10,279 --> 00:12:12,880 faccia bella 171 00:12:12,948 --> 00:12:14,215 ma quest- 172 00:12:22,457 --> 00:12:25,226 ooh-eee 173 00:12:25,294 --> 00:12:26,727 ooh ooh ohh 174 00:12:39,641 --> 00:12:42,576 Captain tai wishes all the american prisoners 175 00:12:42,644 --> 00:12:45,079 A very happy fourth of July. 176 00:12:45,147 --> 00:12:49,083 We congratulate you on your independence. 177 00:13:13,108 --> 00:13:14,041 Morning, captain. 178 00:13:14,109 --> 00:13:16,043 Will you sign the confession? 179 00:13:16,111 --> 00:13:17,044 Oh, shit. 180 00:13:17,112 --> 00:13:19,546 Captain, for a bowl of tomato soup, 181 00:13:19,614 --> 00:13:22,049 I'd sign my name right on the dotted line. 182 00:13:22,117 --> 00:13:23,717 I mean, that pumpkin soup shit 183 00:13:23,785 --> 00:13:25,719 You been serving me for 8 straight days 184 00:13:25,787 --> 00:13:27,154 Is driving me up the fuckin' wall. 185 00:13:27,222 --> 00:13:28,489 You're putting a lot of pressure 186 00:13:28,556 --> 00:13:29,891 On my great italian palate, I'll tell you that. 187 00:13:29,958 --> 00:13:32,559 You are not in command of this camp, sergeant diangelo. 188 00:13:33,628 --> 00:13:35,062 And you, corporal keller. 189 00:13:35,130 --> 00:13:37,564 Mmm, let me see this shit. 190 00:13:37,632 --> 00:13:39,767 I'll sign this fuckin' shit. 191 00:13:39,834 --> 00:13:41,936 What, are you fuckin' crazy? 192 00:13:42,004 --> 00:13:44,405 No, god damn it. We don't get to write no letters. 193 00:13:44,472 --> 00:13:47,608 We don't get to send none. Least I can do is sign something. 194 00:13:47,675 --> 00:13:48,609 Bullshit. 195 00:13:50,178 --> 00:13:52,113 Hey, why don't you fuckin' be cool, man? 196 00:13:52,180 --> 00:13:54,081 You're always starting trouble. These are nice people. 197 00:13:54,149 --> 00:13:56,083 We're trying to get along with 'em, ok? 198 00:13:56,151 --> 00:13:59,586 Fuckin' guy's been here a year, ain't learned shit. 199 00:13:59,654 --> 00:14:01,522 Who is, uh, "mr. Me-off"? 200 00:14:01,589 --> 00:14:04,025 Oh, I forgot to put down my first name. 201 00:14:04,092 --> 00:14:05,359 It's jack. 202 00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:06,860 Jack me-off? 203 00:14:06,929 --> 00:14:09,363 Pfft! Ha ha ha! Jack me off! 204 00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:11,532 Ha ha ha! Jack me off. 205 00:14:11,599 --> 00:14:13,667 jack me off. 206 00:14:15,437 --> 00:14:18,372 Jack me- ha ha ha! Jack-ha ha! 207 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,041 Know what it means, captain? 208 00:14:20,108 --> 00:14:21,708 It means pull your pud, baby! 209 00:14:21,776 --> 00:14:24,545 You really think coming here 8:00 in the fuckin' morning 210 00:14:24,612 --> 00:14:29,383 Is gonna make us do it?! Jack me off! Ha ha! 211 00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:33,187 I love your black ass. Ha ha...Black... 212 00:14:34,389 --> 00:14:37,325 He said...He said... "who mr. Me-off?" 213 00:14:37,392 --> 00:14:41,295 Ha ha ha ha ha! 214 00:14:59,147 --> 00:15:01,348 What? Hey. 215 00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:03,517 Who won the world series, captain? 216 00:15:03,585 --> 00:15:05,285 Hey! Where're you taking him? 217 00:15:05,353 --> 00:15:06,520 Solitary. 218 00:15:06,588 --> 00:15:08,522 It's ok. I could use a little variety. 219 00:15:08,590 --> 00:15:10,524 I'm tired of your ugly face, corporal. 220 00:15:10,592 --> 00:15:12,026 Come on, girls. 221 00:15:12,094 --> 00:15:13,527 Where's the party, huh? 222 00:15:13,595 --> 00:15:16,530 Hey, captain, what the fuck is going on? 223 00:15:16,598 --> 00:15:18,065 Hey, take it easy! 224 00:15:22,104 --> 00:15:23,804 Hang in there, vinnie! 225 00:15:58,040 --> 00:15:58,973 Fuck you. 226 00:16:55,864 --> 00:16:57,131 Vinnie? 227 00:16:57,199 --> 00:16:58,565 That you, eddie? 228 00:16:58,633 --> 00:17:00,500 Eddie, I can't move my legs. 229 00:17:00,568 --> 00:17:01,969 Eddie, I can't walk. 230 00:17:02,037 --> 00:17:04,504 Hey, help, eddie. 231 00:17:04,572 --> 00:17:07,274 Hey, something wrong with him. How 'bout - hey, kid. 232 00:17:09,244 --> 00:17:10,344 Look here. 233 00:17:10,411 --> 00:17:11,511 All right. 234 00:17:11,579 --> 00:17:14,514 Let him the fuck outta there, man! 235 00:17:14,582 --> 00:17:17,517 The fucking guy can't walk. 236 00:17:17,585 --> 00:17:20,020 Let him the fuck out of the box. 237 00:17:20,088 --> 00:17:22,022 You know what I mean? 238 00:17:22,090 --> 00:17:24,691 What's wrong with you, asshole? 239 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:27,228 My friend's in the fuckin' box. 240 00:17:30,498 --> 00:17:33,433 Hey, vinnie! This asshole wants to play. 241 00:17:33,501 --> 00:17:37,938 Give it to him. Get him good, man. 242 00:17:40,776 --> 00:17:42,709 You want to play, huh? 243 00:17:42,778 --> 00:17:44,211 Let him out? 244 00:17:44,279 --> 00:17:47,714 I kick your ass, and you let him out, right? 245 00:18:00,295 --> 00:18:01,328 It's your ass. 246 00:18:07,102 --> 00:18:08,335 Hey, watch it! 247 00:18:08,403 --> 00:18:09,837 Take it easy. 248 00:18:12,573 --> 00:18:13,841 Take him, eddie. 249 00:18:13,909 --> 00:18:15,776 Go, eddie. Come on. 250 00:18:21,749 --> 00:18:23,684 Ok, baby. 251 00:18:23,751 --> 00:18:25,752 Now you're doing it. 252 00:18:30,892 --> 00:18:33,493 That's right. You do it to him. 253 00:18:41,569 --> 00:18:43,537 Uhh! 254 00:18:46,241 --> 00:18:48,909 Get him, eddie! Get him! 255 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:13,067 Son of a bitch! 256 00:19:13,134 --> 00:19:16,436 I kicked his ass, vinnie. I kicked his ass. 257 00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:39,193 Cold. Get me blankets. 258 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:40,694 I'll get you blankets. 259 00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:42,196 I'm a shit-sicle. 260 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:44,698 Cold. Cold. 261 00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:47,701 Here's your blanket, buddy. Here's your blanket. 262 00:19:47,769 --> 00:19:51,705 Gonna warm your ass up, man, huh? Get y'all all warm. 263 00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:54,708 Secretary of state kissinger said last night 264 00:19:54,776 --> 00:19:57,211 That with a few minor exceptions, 265 00:19:57,279 --> 00:20:01,215 The terms of the peace treaty are basically agreed upon. 266 00:20:01,283 --> 00:20:02,716 Talks continue today. 267 00:20:02,784 --> 00:20:04,051 Hey, did you hear that, vinnie? 268 00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:05,219 Vinnie, did you hear that? 269 00:20:05,287 --> 00:20:06,453 We're going home. 270 00:20:08,890 --> 00:20:09,823 Vinnie? 271 00:20:11,459 --> 00:20:12,393 Oh, man. 272 00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:15,729 Guard! 273 00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:17,231 Get a doctor, man. 274 00:20:17,299 --> 00:20:20,500 I mean, he's turning yellow. Get a doctor! 275 00:20:20,568 --> 00:20:22,002 Vinnie? 276 00:20:22,070 --> 00:20:23,237 Ginger. 277 00:20:23,305 --> 00:20:24,238 Vinnie. 278 00:20:24,306 --> 00:20:25,739 You forgive me, ginger, don't you? 279 00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:28,742 You forgive me, ginger. 280 00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:31,045 Ginger. Bad. 281 00:20:31,112 --> 00:20:32,846 It's bad. Vinnie. 282 00:20:32,914 --> 00:20:34,748 Bad. 283 00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:38,752 Guard! Hey, man. Get a doctor, will ya? 284 00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:41,521 Will you move your ass and get a doctor? 285 00:20:41,589 --> 00:20:44,891 I'll sign the fuckin' confession. 286 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:47,394 Now, will ya get a doctor? 287 00:20:56,304 --> 00:21:04,845 "and I consider the bombing of the citizens and civilians of hanoi a criminal act." 288 00:21:10,418 --> 00:21:14,355 "I have therefore signed this statement of my own accord, 289 00:21:14,422 --> 00:21:17,358 Without coercion of any kind..." 290 00:21:22,263 --> 00:21:24,698 "because I feel the United States 291 00:21:24,766 --> 00:21:29,035 Has been engaged in an illegal and unjust war." 292 00:21:31,939 --> 00:21:33,374 You're gonna do what you said? 293 00:21:33,441 --> 00:21:34,875 You're gonna get him to a hospital? 294 00:21:34,942 --> 00:21:37,378 I am a man of my word, corporal keller. 295 00:21:37,445 --> 00:21:40,381 I'm only doing what I must for my country. 296 00:21:53,961 --> 00:21:55,696 Gonna be all right, vinnie. 297 00:21:56,998 --> 00:21:59,900 They're coming to take ya to the hospital. 298 00:21:59,967 --> 00:22:02,335 Gonna be good as new. 299 00:22:05,607 --> 00:22:09,610 Where's spike? Did he come back yet? 300 00:22:09,677 --> 00:22:12,479 He came back last night. 301 00:22:12,547 --> 00:22:15,148 Looks like his old lady kicked him out. 302 00:22:15,216 --> 00:22:17,317 Looked real down. 303 00:22:20,922 --> 00:22:24,357 Nobody gets any snatch anymore. 304 00:22:26,227 --> 00:22:30,363 We're gonna get snatch up the yang-yang when we get back, vinnie. 305 00:22:32,434 --> 00:22:33,867 Gonna be heroes. 306 00:22:33,935 --> 00:22:36,369 Parades... 307 00:22:36,438 --> 00:22:37,871 Swimming pools. 308 00:22:40,107 --> 00:22:42,543 We're going home together, vinnie. 309 00:22:42,610 --> 00:22:45,045 We're going home together. 310 00:23:45,106 --> 00:23:47,541 Hey, do you want a beer? 311 00:23:47,609 --> 00:23:49,042 No, thank you. 312 00:23:49,110 --> 00:23:50,043 Fine. 313 00:23:50,111 --> 00:23:51,044 Hey! Cheers! 314 00:23:51,112 --> 00:23:52,546 How 'bout a beer? 315 00:23:56,551 --> 00:23:57,984 Welcome home, guys. 316 00:23:58,052 --> 00:23:58,985 Colonel. 317 00:24:04,058 --> 00:24:05,225 Hi. 318 00:24:05,293 --> 00:24:06,726 My name's colonel powers. 319 00:24:06,794 --> 00:24:09,229 You're keller, aren't you? Eddie, right? 320 00:24:09,297 --> 00:24:10,730 Yes, sir. Yes, sir. 321 00:24:10,798 --> 00:24:14,234 You're the only p.O.W. We're bringing home this trip. 322 00:24:14,302 --> 00:24:19,005 I understand you're one of the last of the army boys to come out. 323 00:24:19,073 --> 00:24:21,007 How'd they treat you at clark? 324 00:24:21,075 --> 00:24:23,510 Fine, sir. All the steak and potatoes I could eat. 325 00:24:23,578 --> 00:24:26,813 Hey, let's-let's knock off that sir shit, ok? 326 00:24:28,049 --> 00:24:30,750 Well, now, let's see. Where do I start? 327 00:24:30,818 --> 00:24:32,252 Um...Uh... 328 00:24:33,621 --> 00:24:36,022 Hey...The mets. 329 00:24:36,090 --> 00:24:38,792 You remember the mets. The losingest goddamn team in baseball. 330 00:24:38,859 --> 00:24:40,227 Oh, yes. 331 00:24:40,295 --> 00:24:43,029 Well, they won the goddamn world series here a few years back. 332 00:24:43,097 --> 00:24:44,030 That's great. 333 00:24:44,098 --> 00:24:45,532 I kid you not. 334 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:47,967 The goddamn world series. Ha ha ha ha. 335 00:24:48,035 --> 00:24:50,404 What a world, huh? I mean, jesus. 336 00:24:50,471 --> 00:24:54,040 I know exactly how you feel. I couldn't believe it either. 337 00:24:55,109 --> 00:24:56,543 The goddamn mets. 338 00:24:59,947 --> 00:25:03,217 Well, uh, look, I got some, uh, notes here, 339 00:25:03,284 --> 00:25:09,256 Information on your mother, your wife, your daughter. 340 00:25:09,324 --> 00:25:11,758 I don't have a daughter, sir. 341 00:25:11,826 --> 00:25:13,760 Oh, yes, you do, eddie. 342 00:25:13,828 --> 00:25:16,096 That's right. You don't know. 343 00:25:16,163 --> 00:25:19,600 She was born while those bastards held you in captivity, eddie. 344 00:25:19,667 --> 00:25:22,502 Why, she's almost 6 years old now. 345 00:25:22,570 --> 00:25:24,003 She's a beautiful child. 346 00:25:24,071 --> 00:25:25,004 God, no. 347 00:25:25,072 --> 00:25:27,341 And her name is laurie. 348 00:25:27,408 --> 00:25:29,343 Oh, my god, you're serious, sir. 349 00:25:29,410 --> 00:25:30,344 Yep. 350 00:25:30,411 --> 00:25:31,678 You got the right color? 351 00:25:31,746 --> 00:25:33,146 Gotta be. 352 00:25:33,214 --> 00:25:35,181 Oh, jesus christ. I got a daughter? What's her name? 353 00:25:35,250 --> 00:25:36,516 Her name's laurie. 354 00:25:36,584 --> 00:25:39,519 Laurie. Jesus christ. I got a daughter named laurie. 355 00:25:39,587 --> 00:25:41,187 Jesus fuckin' christ. 356 00:25:41,256 --> 00:25:43,690 How 'bout that beer now, eddie? 357 00:25:43,758 --> 00:25:46,526 Ow! Yeah, I want a beer! 358 00:25:46,594 --> 00:25:48,027 I got a daughter! 359 00:25:49,764 --> 00:25:51,197 A baby. Her name's laurie. 360 00:25:51,266 --> 00:25:52,699 Excuse me. Could I... 361 00:25:52,767 --> 00:25:54,200 Colonel, is it all right? 362 00:25:54,269 --> 00:25:57,537 Oh, sure, soldier, go for it. Which one you want? 363 00:25:57,605 --> 00:25:58,538 Ok. 364 00:25:58,606 --> 00:26:00,540 Um, here's, uh... 365 00:26:00,608 --> 00:26:01,875 To your daughter. To laurie. 366 00:26:01,942 --> 00:26:03,477 My god! 367 00:26:03,544 --> 00:26:05,011 I'm a daddy. 368 00:26:07,047 --> 00:26:08,282 My wife's fine? 369 00:26:08,349 --> 00:26:09,283 Sure. 370 00:26:09,350 --> 00:26:12,286 Ha ha ha ha! 371 00:26:12,353 --> 00:26:13,287 Whoo! 372 00:26:36,076 --> 00:26:37,511 This is it, eddie. 373 00:26:52,092 --> 00:26:53,527 Eddie, eddie, eddie. 374 00:26:53,594 --> 00:26:55,261 How does it feel to be home, eddie? 375 00:26:58,899 --> 00:27:00,967 ...The american hero. How do you feel about that? 376 00:27:01,035 --> 00:27:02,469 Ok, eddie. You're home. 377 00:27:02,537 --> 00:27:04,971 Excuse me, sir. Can you do something about all these lights? 378 00:27:05,039 --> 00:27:06,473 Consider it done. 379 00:27:09,744 --> 00:27:11,478 Can you move back a little bit? 380 00:27:11,546 --> 00:27:12,479 These lights, dim these. 381 00:27:12,547 --> 00:27:14,481 Just turn them off, please. 382 00:27:16,451 --> 00:27:18,452 Ok, eddie. Let's go. 383 00:27:18,519 --> 00:27:20,286 My wife and family, sir. 384 00:27:20,355 --> 00:27:23,790 She's waiting inside the hospital, I think, eddie. 385 00:27:23,858 --> 00:27:25,792 My god. 386 00:27:40,575 --> 00:27:44,010 Corporal keller, I want you to know how proud I am 387 00:27:44,078 --> 00:27:46,012 To welcome you to stillwell army medical center, corporal. 388 00:27:46,080 --> 00:27:48,014 Thank you, sir. It's good to be home. 389 00:27:48,082 --> 00:27:50,016 I'll see you all later. Thank you. 390 00:27:50,084 --> 00:27:52,018 Why don't you just say a few words first? 391 00:27:52,086 --> 00:27:53,520 Say a few words, sir? 392 00:27:53,588 --> 00:27:56,523 Eddie, how does it feel to be back? 393 00:27:56,591 --> 00:27:58,525 I- 394 00:27:58,593 --> 00:28:01,428 Jesus christ. Can you say that on television? 395 00:28:01,496 --> 00:28:08,968 Um...I...Feel, um... I feel a little strange. 396 00:28:09,036 --> 00:28:11,971 I feel like I'm on the moon. 397 00:28:13,107 --> 00:28:16,276 Really, eddie, how does it feel? 398 00:28:16,343 --> 00:28:23,283 Um...The experience... I think helped me be a better person. 399 00:28:27,555 --> 00:28:28,488 Heh. 400 00:28:29,557 --> 00:28:31,491 A better husband. 401 00:28:36,898 --> 00:28:38,998 A b-better father. 402 00:28:39,066 --> 00:28:40,434 And...Uh... 403 00:28:50,077 --> 00:28:53,012 I, uh, I don't- I don't hate anybody. 404 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,514 I'm glad to be home. 405 00:28:54,582 --> 00:28:56,015 I could kiss the ground. 406 00:28:56,083 --> 00:28:57,884 Go on, kiss the ground, eddie. Kiss it. 407 00:28:57,952 --> 00:29:00,887 Go on, eddie, kiss the ground. 408 00:29:02,523 --> 00:29:03,957 Kiss the ground. 409 00:29:12,533 --> 00:29:14,968 It's good to be home. Thank you very much! 410 00:29:22,677 --> 00:29:25,612 Paging pulmonary tech number 6, stat. 411 00:29:25,680 --> 00:29:27,747 Pulmonary tech number 6, stat. 412 00:29:46,767 --> 00:29:49,168 Oh, baby. Ah. 413 00:29:49,236 --> 00:29:51,738 Lisa. 414 00:29:51,806 --> 00:29:53,039 I missed you so much. 415 00:29:53,107 --> 00:29:57,644 I love you so much. I love you so much. 416 00:29:57,712 --> 00:29:59,913 I love you so much. 417 00:29:59,981 --> 00:30:02,382 I love you so much. I love you so much. 418 00:30:02,449 --> 00:30:04,384 I love you so much. 419 00:30:09,289 --> 00:30:11,157 Eddie, uh... 420 00:30:11,225 --> 00:30:13,292 Colonel maxwell would like to talk to you. 421 00:30:14,495 --> 00:30:16,429 There's no hurry. 422 00:30:16,497 --> 00:30:17,898 Take all the time you want, uh... 423 00:30:23,804 --> 00:30:26,573 Oh, lisa... 424 00:30:26,641 --> 00:30:28,875 Lisa. 425 00:30:28,943 --> 00:30:30,677 I'm all right. 426 00:30:30,745 --> 00:30:32,546 Honest, I'm ok. 427 00:30:32,613 --> 00:30:36,016 I know. I, uh... 428 00:30:36,083 --> 00:30:38,552 I just didn't think I was ever going to see you again. 429 00:30:38,619 --> 00:30:40,921 You kiddin'? Not see the father of your baby? 430 00:30:40,988 --> 00:30:41,922 They told you? 431 00:30:41,989 --> 00:30:43,823 I'm a father! 432 00:30:43,891 --> 00:30:45,659 Oh, eddie! 433 00:30:45,726 --> 00:30:48,361 Oh! 434 00:30:48,429 --> 00:30:51,698 Oh, my god, eddie. 435 00:30:58,039 --> 00:31:00,273 Oh, I'm sorry, eddie. 436 00:31:01,508 --> 00:31:02,909 Excuse me a second. 437 00:31:04,712 --> 00:31:06,079 Colonel, whatever happened 438 00:31:06,146 --> 00:31:07,480 To take all the time you want, eddie? 439 00:31:07,548 --> 00:31:08,982 I-I'm sorry, eddie. 440 00:31:09,050 --> 00:31:12,118 But colonel maxwell does have other patients. 441 00:31:12,186 --> 00:31:13,720 He just needs to speak with you... 442 00:31:13,788 --> 00:31:16,355 A few words. I-I'm sorry. 443 00:31:16,423 --> 00:31:17,724 Right now, sir? 444 00:31:21,963 --> 00:31:23,229 I gotta go. 445 00:31:23,297 --> 00:31:24,764 But I'll be back. 446 00:31:24,832 --> 00:31:26,399 Don't go away. 447 00:31:29,704 --> 00:31:31,404 Stillwell military hospital. 448 00:31:31,472 --> 00:31:33,006 Nurses' station. 449 00:31:33,074 --> 00:31:35,141 Dr. Christopher stanton. 450 00:31:35,209 --> 00:31:36,576 It'll only take a moment, son. 451 00:31:36,644 --> 00:31:38,111 Your preliminary physicals from clark 452 00:31:38,178 --> 00:31:39,112 Look pretty good. 453 00:31:39,179 --> 00:31:40,814 Nothing so far but a little anemia 454 00:31:40,881 --> 00:31:42,248 And some badly needed dental work. 455 00:31:42,316 --> 00:31:43,249 But we'll be running more extensive tests, 456 00:31:43,317 --> 00:31:44,417 Starting tomorrow. 457 00:31:44,485 --> 00:31:46,653 Ah, when can I start my convalescent leave, sir? 458 00:31:46,721 --> 00:31:48,221 Oh, a week, 10 days. 459 00:31:48,288 --> 00:31:50,189 Ah, unless there are any unforeseen complications. 460 00:31:50,257 --> 00:31:51,324 Is that it, sir? 461 00:31:51,391 --> 00:31:52,859 That's it, eddie. See you tomorrow. 462 00:31:52,927 --> 00:31:54,027 Thank you, sir. 463 00:31:54,095 --> 00:31:55,962 Eddie, how's everything going? Fine. 464 00:31:56,030 --> 00:31:56,963 Any problems? 465 00:31:57,031 --> 00:31:57,964 No, none at all, sir. 466 00:31:58,032 --> 00:31:58,965 That's terrific. 467 00:31:59,033 --> 00:32:00,734 Hey, the missus. 468 00:32:00,801 --> 00:32:03,103 Absolutely outstanding. 469 00:32:03,170 --> 00:32:04,570 Thank you, sir. Thank you very much. 470 00:32:04,639 --> 00:32:05,605 Well, uh... 471 00:32:05,673 --> 00:32:07,340 Have a nice night, eddie. 472 00:32:07,407 --> 00:32:09,075 Sir? Wait a minute. 473 00:32:09,143 --> 00:32:10,076 You mean I can go? 474 00:32:10,144 --> 00:32:11,911 I got the whole damn night to myself? 475 00:32:11,979 --> 00:32:13,113 You've earned it, haven't you? 476 00:32:13,180 --> 00:32:15,581 Just be back in time for your test at 1200 hours. 477 00:32:15,650 --> 00:32:17,017 1200 hours. Yes, sir. 478 00:32:33,667 --> 00:32:35,435 Oh, no, eddie. It's on the house. 479 00:32:35,503 --> 00:32:37,437 You know what I'm gonna do, huh? 480 00:32:37,505 --> 00:32:38,438 Good night. 481 00:32:41,509 --> 00:32:44,210 Oh, ho, eddie. 482 00:32:44,278 --> 00:32:46,079 Welcome to the ambassador hotel. 483 00:32:46,147 --> 00:32:48,515 Thank you. This is for you, sir. 484 00:32:48,582 --> 00:32:49,849 Thank you. 485 00:32:49,917 --> 00:32:51,351 They're going to take care of our bags, right? 486 00:32:51,419 --> 00:32:53,019 I've got it already, sir. 487 00:32:53,087 --> 00:32:54,854 Let's have pink champagne. 488 00:32:55,989 --> 00:32:56,923 You're beautiful. 489 00:32:58,692 --> 00:33:01,294 I mean it. I never thought I'd see beautiful again... 490 00:33:01,362 --> 00:33:02,962 Or incredible. 491 00:33:03,030 --> 00:33:05,031 I'd just never thought... 492 00:33:08,069 --> 00:33:11,003 Wow! 493 00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:12,004 Eddie? 494 00:33:14,007 --> 00:33:16,476 Eddie, I just- I just love it. 495 00:33:16,544 --> 00:33:17,810 I just love this kimono. 496 00:33:17,878 --> 00:33:20,246 Eddie, it's so beautiful. You're so thoughtful. 497 00:33:20,314 --> 00:33:22,315 It doesn't hold a candle to you, baby. 498 00:33:22,383 --> 00:33:24,050 Oh, eddie. 499 00:33:26,653 --> 00:33:28,054 Eddie, let's go to bed right now, ok? 500 00:33:28,122 --> 00:33:30,156 Please, can we go to bed right now? 501 00:33:30,224 --> 00:33:32,692 Ok, uh, take it easy, all right? 502 00:33:32,759 --> 00:33:33,693 Uh, twist my arm. That's enough. 503 00:33:33,760 --> 00:33:34,927 Yeah. Come on. 504 00:33:37,131 --> 00:33:41,367 Oh, eddie boy, sometimes you can really make me laugh. 505 00:33:41,435 --> 00:33:43,369 I know. Come on. 506 00:33:43,437 --> 00:33:44,971 And I missed that. 507 00:33:45,038 --> 00:33:46,506 You missed laughing? Oh, I missed it. 508 00:33:46,574 --> 00:33:47,907 You didn't miss none of this here? 509 00:33:47,975 --> 00:33:49,675 You didn't miss none of these steps? 510 00:33:49,743 --> 00:33:51,177 Check this out. 511 00:33:53,080 --> 00:33:55,348 Come on. I thought we was going to bed. 512 00:33:55,416 --> 00:33:58,851 Well, let's just have one more drink first, ok? 513 00:33:58,919 --> 00:34:01,854 Ok. One more. Ok. 514 00:34:01,922 --> 00:34:02,855 Here. 515 00:34:02,923 --> 00:34:04,557 No, I'm ok. Ok. 516 00:34:11,098 --> 00:34:12,031 Baby, you all- 517 00:34:12,099 --> 00:34:13,666 Put your arms, up, baby. Put them up. 518 00:34:15,302 --> 00:34:17,003 Come on. Don't die on me now. 519 00:34:17,070 --> 00:34:18,538 You all right? 520 00:34:18,606 --> 00:34:20,940 It went down the wrong way. 521 00:34:21,008 --> 00:34:23,176 Ahem. 522 00:34:23,244 --> 00:34:24,910 I know, eddie. 523 00:34:24,978 --> 00:34:26,546 Let's see if you're on the late news. 524 00:34:26,614 --> 00:34:30,049 Yeah. Oh... 525 00:34:30,117 --> 00:34:32,952 Whoops. Oops. Oh. 526 00:34:34,755 --> 00:34:36,589 Lisa, you a little drunk? 527 00:34:40,161 --> 00:34:42,395 Why do you have to be drunk to be with me? 528 00:34:44,998 --> 00:34:47,567 Because. 529 00:34:47,635 --> 00:34:49,902 Because? 530 00:34:49,970 --> 00:34:52,038 Hey, lisa, you can tell me. 531 00:34:52,105 --> 00:34:54,874 I can handle it, whatever it is. 532 00:34:54,941 --> 00:34:57,310 Ha. Fine. 533 00:34:57,378 --> 00:35:01,447 I'm just... Not sure I can. 534 00:35:01,515 --> 00:35:02,915 Eddie... 535 00:35:10,924 --> 00:35:12,992 Oh, boy. 536 00:35:17,298 --> 00:35:19,965 Eddie... 537 00:35:20,033 --> 00:35:22,235 I think I'm in love with someone else. 538 00:35:35,382 --> 00:35:37,550 I'm gonna be sick. 539 00:35:37,618 --> 00:35:39,252 God, please let me be sick. 540 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:40,353 Eddie! 541 00:35:41,422 --> 00:35:42,355 Eddie! 542 00:35:45,058 --> 00:35:46,326 Eddie! 543 00:35:48,495 --> 00:35:51,030 Eddie, I wrote you about...Things, 544 00:35:51,098 --> 00:35:52,365 But I guess you didn't get my letters. 545 00:35:52,433 --> 00:35:53,533 Things! 546 00:35:54,768 --> 00:35:56,402 The thing's got a name, ain't he? 547 00:35:56,470 --> 00:35:58,504 Yes, eddie. His name is ray. It's ray. 548 00:35:58,572 --> 00:36:00,072 I don't share the apartment with a girl. 549 00:36:00,140 --> 00:36:02,007 It's ray. 550 00:36:03,244 --> 00:36:04,677 Oh, eddie. 551 00:36:06,313 --> 00:36:08,013 I didn't look to have an affair, eddie. 552 00:36:08,081 --> 00:36:09,282 It just happened. 553 00:36:12,353 --> 00:36:14,654 It was christmas. 554 00:36:14,722 --> 00:36:16,155 It was 2 years ago, eddie. 555 00:36:16,223 --> 00:36:19,659 Bitch! 556 00:36:24,698 --> 00:36:25,632 God! 557 00:36:26,933 --> 00:36:30,035 Eddie, please try to understand. It was christmas. 558 00:36:30,103 --> 00:36:33,473 I didn't look to have an affair. It just happened. 559 00:36:33,540 --> 00:36:34,540 Try to understand. 560 00:36:34,608 --> 00:36:36,876 I didn't say I didn't understand. 561 00:36:36,943 --> 00:36:40,045 I said I thought I was going to be sick. 562 00:36:41,715 --> 00:36:43,149 Ok? 563 00:36:44,451 --> 00:36:48,020 I have heard the worst of it, haven't it? 564 00:36:48,088 --> 00:36:50,790 Eddie, maybe you haven't heard the worst of it. 565 00:36:52,926 --> 00:36:54,327 You know our bookstore? 566 00:36:59,166 --> 00:37:02,234 Well... 567 00:37:02,303 --> 00:37:06,105 Ray always wanted to open up his own place, too, see, but... 568 00:37:06,173 --> 00:37:07,940 He had bigger ideas. 569 00:37:08,008 --> 00:37:11,977 So, we expanded the bookstore into a card shop, eddie, 570 00:37:12,045 --> 00:37:13,646 With novelties, little cards. 571 00:37:16,183 --> 00:37:18,050 And it took us a year, but... 572 00:37:19,119 --> 00:37:20,586 We flopped. 573 00:37:20,654 --> 00:37:22,622 Bankrupt. 574 00:37:22,690 --> 00:37:26,359 But... 575 00:37:26,427 --> 00:37:29,729 All your money, too. And the store, all gone. 576 00:37:31,164 --> 00:37:35,735 all my money gone. That's all. 577 00:37:38,706 --> 00:37:40,039 I'm sorry. 578 00:37:44,010 --> 00:37:44,944 Ooh...Ooh... 579 00:37:45,011 --> 00:37:46,178 We'll pay you back. 580 00:37:46,246 --> 00:37:47,747 We...We... 581 00:37:47,815 --> 00:37:49,982 I swear to god, we'll pay you back. 582 00:37:50,050 --> 00:37:52,918 We... You keep it. 583 00:37:52,986 --> 00:37:56,723 We? We? Who is this we? 584 00:37:56,790 --> 00:38:00,493 Is it that serious? 585 00:38:00,561 --> 00:38:02,194 It's that serious. 586 00:38:07,601 --> 00:38:09,101 Oh. 587 00:38:11,405 --> 00:38:12,805 Do you want a divorce? 588 00:38:17,478 --> 00:38:18,911 Eddie. 589 00:38:20,146 --> 00:38:22,147 I need a couple of hours to think about it. 590 00:38:22,215 --> 00:38:25,685 I mean, I've had a busy day, you know. 591 00:38:28,822 --> 00:38:30,956 I like to take time about the big decisions. 592 00:38:31,024 --> 00:38:33,325 Like getting a divorce. 593 00:38:44,738 --> 00:38:48,307 Now...Don't you worry about your mama, eddie, 594 00:38:48,375 --> 00:38:49,609 She's just gonna be fine. 595 00:38:49,676 --> 00:38:51,176 She's getting better every day. 596 00:38:51,244 --> 00:38:53,780 What? What's the matter with mama? What do you mean? 597 00:38:53,847 --> 00:38:55,281 Oh, eddie. Oh, god! 598 00:38:55,348 --> 00:38:57,082 What's the matter with mama! 599 00:38:57,150 --> 00:38:58,918 She had a stroke. 600 00:38:58,985 --> 00:39:00,319 I mean, it was rough at first, 601 00:39:00,387 --> 00:39:02,021 But she's much better now. 602 00:39:02,088 --> 00:39:04,056 My mama was- mama! 603 00:39:04,124 --> 00:39:05,892 Eddie, this is the name and address 604 00:39:05,959 --> 00:39:07,460 Of the convalescent home where she's staying. 605 00:39:07,528 --> 00:39:09,462 My mama had a stroke. You didn't- you didn't- 606 00:39:09,530 --> 00:39:12,298 Aah! Mama! 607 00:39:19,088 --> 00:39:22,625 We don't want to force psychiatry on any of the returning men. 608 00:39:22,693 --> 00:39:25,628 We-we're only here to be of... 609 00:39:25,696 --> 00:39:27,396 Whatever help we can in getting you back 610 00:39:27,464 --> 00:39:30,165 To a...Relatively normal life. 611 00:39:31,868 --> 00:39:35,170 Do you feel there are any major problems you have to deal with? 612 00:39:43,146 --> 00:39:44,079 I... 613 00:39:52,522 --> 00:39:54,189 I'm sorry. 614 00:40:19,916 --> 00:40:21,149 Oh... 615 00:40:21,217 --> 00:40:23,452 You must be eddie keller. 616 00:40:23,520 --> 00:40:24,787 Yes, ma'am. 617 00:40:24,855 --> 00:40:28,391 Why, you look just like you did on the t.V. Last night. 618 00:40:28,458 --> 00:40:29,458 I'm hilda munson. 619 00:40:29,526 --> 00:40:31,126 Oh, ms. Munson, my mother- I sure- 620 00:40:31,194 --> 00:40:33,929 Oh, she's improving every day, eddie. 621 00:40:33,997 --> 00:40:35,130 Every day. 622 00:40:35,198 --> 00:40:37,132 Now she is so anxious to see you. 623 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:40,068 She's just out back here. I'll show you where. 624 00:40:43,407 --> 00:40:45,708 You mean, you haven't been paid for 3 months? 625 00:40:45,776 --> 00:40:47,109 That's correct, eddie. 626 00:40:47,176 --> 00:40:50,546 Don't worry about that. I got money coming from the army. 627 00:40:50,614 --> 00:40:51,881 Back pay and bonus money. 628 00:40:51,948 --> 00:40:53,549 Oh, that's wonderful, eddie. 629 00:40:53,617 --> 00:40:55,518 That's just wonderful. 630 00:40:55,585 --> 00:40:56,552 Um, there is, of course, 631 00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:58,921 The issue of the increase. 632 00:40:58,988 --> 00:41:00,890 Oh, starting in 5 days, 633 00:41:00,957 --> 00:41:02,691 That's $1,200 a month. 634 00:41:02,759 --> 00:41:04,293 $1,200? 635 00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:07,996 Yes, and if I don't get the full amount, in the 5 days, 636 00:41:08,064 --> 00:41:10,699 I'm afraid I'll have to make the bed space available. 637 00:41:10,767 --> 00:41:13,168 There's monica. 638 00:41:16,172 --> 00:41:17,440 Eddie? 639 00:41:19,943 --> 00:41:21,109 I'm monica lewis. 640 00:41:21,177 --> 00:41:22,110 How're you doing? 641 00:41:22,178 --> 00:41:23,579 It is wonderful to meet you. 642 00:41:23,647 --> 00:41:26,148 Uh, jesse and I met at work 643 00:41:26,215 --> 00:41:28,551 And we've been best friends ever since. 644 00:41:30,119 --> 00:41:31,386 Eddie, it... 645 00:41:31,455 --> 00:41:35,223 It is gonna be a little hard right at first. 646 00:41:35,291 --> 00:41:36,425 That's why I'm here. 647 00:41:36,493 --> 00:41:38,160 I can understand jesse, 648 00:41:38,227 --> 00:41:40,596 And I-I thought I might be able to help a little. 649 00:41:46,135 --> 00:41:47,069 Mama? 650 00:41:48,472 --> 00:41:49,404 Mama? 651 00:41:51,107 --> 00:41:53,041 Oohh... 652 00:41:54,911 --> 00:41:55,845 Jesse? 653 00:41:55,912 --> 00:41:58,213 Jesse, it's eddie. 654 00:42:00,216 --> 00:42:03,418 You look nice, mama. 655 00:42:03,487 --> 00:42:05,253 Sh-it. 656 00:42:05,321 --> 00:42:07,790 Shit? 657 00:42:07,858 --> 00:42:09,358 I thought you couldn't talk, mama. 658 00:42:09,425 --> 00:42:10,359 Wouldn't you know. 659 00:42:10,426 --> 00:42:12,127 That's her one good word. 660 00:42:14,364 --> 00:42:17,733 I'm going to find some water for these roses. 661 00:42:20,570 --> 00:42:24,673 She's a nice lady, mama. 662 00:42:24,741 --> 00:42:26,942 Do you like her? 663 00:42:28,612 --> 00:42:29,812 Everything's fine. 664 00:42:29,880 --> 00:42:33,415 I'm in good health. 665 00:42:33,483 --> 00:42:36,552 I really am. I feel good. 666 00:42:36,620 --> 00:42:38,487 And the baby... 667 00:42:38,555 --> 00:42:39,889 Laurie's real big. 668 00:42:39,956 --> 00:42:42,858 And her and lisa, they send their love. 669 00:42:42,926 --> 00:42:44,827 And they miss you very much. 670 00:42:44,895 --> 00:42:46,328 I gotta call them. 671 00:42:46,396 --> 00:42:49,031 Lisa. I gotta call her now, 672 00:42:49,098 --> 00:42:51,199 'cause I told her I was gonna call her when I got here. 673 00:42:51,267 --> 00:42:54,169 No, you wait here. I'm not gonna go away. 674 00:42:54,237 --> 00:42:55,871 I'm gonna come back. 675 00:42:55,939 --> 00:42:59,041 I just gotta make this call right now, ok? 676 00:42:59,108 --> 00:43:01,209 And I'll be right back. 677 00:43:11,254 --> 00:43:13,255 Oh, god. 678 00:43:13,322 --> 00:43:14,623 Hey, eddie? 679 00:43:16,960 --> 00:43:18,427 Eddie? 680 00:43:26,069 --> 00:43:27,970 What exactly do you want, eddie? 681 00:43:28,038 --> 00:43:29,838 Why didn't you tell me about my mother, sir? 682 00:43:29,906 --> 00:43:31,707 I just didn't think the timing was right. 683 00:43:31,775 --> 00:43:33,308 For that matter, 684 00:43:33,376 --> 00:43:36,845 Why didn't you tell me about my wife and her boyfriend? 685 00:43:36,913 --> 00:43:38,581 And the fact that they spent all of my- 686 00:43:38,648 --> 00:43:39,848 Ow! Shit, doc! 687 00:43:39,916 --> 00:43:41,984 The fact that they spent all my money? 688 00:43:46,723 --> 00:43:50,025 What exactly do you want, eddie? 689 00:43:50,093 --> 00:43:51,560 Money, mostly. 690 00:43:51,628 --> 00:43:53,963 Can't you get me an advance? 691 00:43:54,030 --> 00:43:57,399 Well, let me see what I can do, eddie. 692 00:43:57,467 --> 00:43:58,567 "let me see what I can do, eddie?" 693 00:43:58,635 --> 00:44:00,135 Is there some kind of problem? 694 00:44:00,203 --> 00:44:01,637 Colonel, could you please leave the room? 695 00:44:01,705 --> 00:44:02,638 You're upsetting the man. 696 00:44:02,706 --> 00:44:03,839 I-I have to go, eddie. 697 00:44:03,907 --> 00:44:07,342 Colonel! Colonel! I mean it. Is there-colonel? 698 00:44:07,410 --> 00:44:09,044 Hold it. I got it. 699 00:44:09,112 --> 00:44:12,081 Whoops. Tricky little devil, huh? 700 00:44:12,148 --> 00:44:15,951 Eddie, we'll talk later. After the debriefing. 701 00:44:16,019 --> 00:44:17,419 Debriefing? What debriefing? 702 00:44:17,487 --> 00:44:19,287 I've been through all this shit in the philippines, sir. 703 00:44:19,355 --> 00:44:20,623 Don't worry, eddie. 704 00:44:20,690 --> 00:44:22,725 There isn't any question that can't be resolved. 705 00:44:22,792 --> 00:44:24,026 What kind of- oh, jesus christ, 706 00:44:24,094 --> 00:44:25,327 What in the hell's happening to me? 707 00:44:25,394 --> 00:44:27,896 Should I have on some kind of lead stuff or something, 708 00:44:27,964 --> 00:44:30,198 So I-I don't glow in the dark? 709 00:44:30,266 --> 00:44:32,768 I want you to be as specific as possible. 710 00:44:32,836 --> 00:44:33,769 Yes, sir. 711 00:44:35,105 --> 00:44:38,007 So you did, in fact, 712 00:44:38,074 --> 00:44:40,109 Sign the statement? 713 00:44:40,176 --> 00:44:42,177 Yes, sir. 714 00:44:42,245 --> 00:44:46,548 But by that time, the war was practically over. 715 00:44:46,616 --> 00:44:48,851 Were you at all coerced into doing this? 716 00:44:48,918 --> 00:44:50,318 Was there any torture involved? 717 00:44:50,386 --> 00:44:51,920 We realize that every man 718 00:44:51,988 --> 00:44:53,789 Has his own level of tolerance, 719 00:44:53,857 --> 00:44:57,860 His own breaking point. 720 00:44:57,927 --> 00:45:00,495 Jesus, my best friend was dying, sir. 721 00:45:00,563 --> 00:45:02,798 I mean, right in front of me. 722 00:45:02,866 --> 00:45:04,466 Nobody would do anything to help. 723 00:45:07,137 --> 00:45:09,171 I couldn't just let him die like that. 724 00:45:10,974 --> 00:45:13,042 To me, that was torture. 725 00:45:16,846 --> 00:45:19,214 It doesn't take a great imagination 726 00:45:19,282 --> 00:45:21,349 To realize that my balls were in a vise. 727 00:45:24,253 --> 00:45:26,855 Uh, once again, corporal, 728 00:45:26,923 --> 00:45:29,058 Let's review when you first became aware 729 00:45:29,125 --> 00:45:30,625 Of sergeant diangelo's illness 730 00:45:30,694 --> 00:45:31,760 Before he died. 731 00:45:31,828 --> 00:45:35,097 What's going on here, colonel? 732 00:45:37,633 --> 00:45:38,901 Colonel? 733 00:45:38,968 --> 00:45:40,468 Colonel powers, sir? 734 00:45:40,536 --> 00:45:41,837 Do you want to explain that to me? 735 00:45:41,905 --> 00:45:43,806 Eddie, don't worry about all that crap in there. 736 00:45:43,873 --> 00:45:44,973 It's army red tape. 737 00:45:45,041 --> 00:45:46,141 Well, what are they leanin' on me for? 738 00:45:46,209 --> 00:45:47,409 I haven't done anything wrong. 739 00:45:47,476 --> 00:45:49,211 They're paper pushers, eddie, that's all. 740 00:45:49,278 --> 00:45:50,478 Forget it, kid. 741 00:45:50,546 --> 00:45:51,814 What about my money, sir? 742 00:45:51,881 --> 00:45:53,582 Eddie, I'm sorry. There's nothing I can do. 743 00:45:53,649 --> 00:45:55,150 But you said I could depend on you. 744 00:45:55,218 --> 00:45:56,318 God damn it! You promised! 745 00:45:56,385 --> 00:45:58,486 Take your hands off me, soldier. 746 00:45:58,554 --> 00:46:01,256 Jesus, eddie, be reasonable. 747 00:46:01,324 --> 00:46:03,058 The pay orders come from washington, 748 00:46:03,126 --> 00:46:04,492 And they put a freeze on everything 749 00:46:04,560 --> 00:46:05,493 Until after your discharge. 750 00:46:05,561 --> 00:46:06,929 Maybe even longer. 751 00:46:06,996 --> 00:46:09,064 But I need the money for my mother now, sir. 752 00:46:09,132 --> 00:46:11,366 I'm not a traitor. I didn't do anything wrong. 753 00:46:11,434 --> 00:46:13,936 I know that, son. But- 754 00:46:15,872 --> 00:46:17,773 hell, eddie, I'm going to level with you. 755 00:46:17,841 --> 00:46:19,574 We're dealing with army policy here. 756 00:46:19,642 --> 00:46:21,343 Now, you signed that paper. 757 00:46:21,410 --> 00:46:22,444 That's your problem. 758 00:46:22,511 --> 00:46:24,113 I signed. Because I signed a piece of paper 759 00:46:24,180 --> 00:46:25,580 To keep my friend alive, 760 00:46:25,648 --> 00:46:28,183 I'm not gonna get the $5.00 a day I'm entitled to? 761 00:46:28,251 --> 00:46:29,184 Those are the facts, 762 00:46:29,252 --> 00:46:30,853 And there is nothing I can do about it. 763 00:46:30,920 --> 00:46:33,856 Now these issues take time. 764 00:46:33,923 --> 00:46:37,292 My mother doesn't have any time, sir! 765 00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:40,796 Look, I spent 5 years in that hell hole. 766 00:46:40,864 --> 00:46:43,498 I paid my dues. I want what's mine! 767 00:46:43,566 --> 00:46:45,200 What do you expect me to do? 768 00:46:45,268 --> 00:46:47,970 The right thing! 769 00:46:48,037 --> 00:46:51,306 Damn it. Do the right thing. 770 00:47:09,092 --> 00:47:10,558 No. 771 00:47:10,626 --> 00:47:13,728 No? No, no. Yes, yes. 772 00:47:13,797 --> 00:47:15,230 Now I have a checklist here. 773 00:47:15,298 --> 00:47:16,698 But, unfortunately, 774 00:47:16,766 --> 00:47:20,302 I can't even put one check on your entire list. 775 00:47:20,369 --> 00:47:21,303 Do you own a home? 776 00:47:21,370 --> 00:47:22,704 No. No. 777 00:47:22,772 --> 00:47:24,606 Do you own a car? No. 778 00:47:24,674 --> 00:47:27,009 Uh, huh...Do you have any stocks? Any bonds? 779 00:47:27,076 --> 00:47:29,244 Any mutual funds? Anything... 780 00:47:29,312 --> 00:47:31,713 We could laughingly call collateral? 781 00:47:31,781 --> 00:47:33,448 No. 782 00:47:33,516 --> 00:47:36,584 I'm sorry, mr. Keller. 783 00:47:36,652 --> 00:47:39,054 But I-I can't put anything in your file. 784 00:47:39,122 --> 00:47:41,123 I'm afraid you're out of luck. 785 00:47:41,191 --> 00:47:44,726 Thought I was out of luck...In hanoi. 786 00:47:44,794 --> 00:47:46,628 That's where I was outta luck. I'm not outta luck. 787 00:47:46,696 --> 00:47:49,064 I'm gonna make my own luck. 788 00:47:49,132 --> 00:47:52,968 From now on, it's gonna be straight 7s 789 00:47:53,036 --> 00:47:54,136 For eddie keller. 790 00:47:54,204 --> 00:47:57,505 I'm gonna get on top. You understand that? 791 00:47:57,573 --> 00:47:59,607 So shove that in your file, 792 00:47:59,675 --> 00:48:01,576 And put a checklist behind that, 793 00:48:01,644 --> 00:48:04,246 'cause this is my lucky day. 794 00:48:06,682 --> 00:48:08,650 Ok, everybody hold it. 795 00:48:08,718 --> 00:48:10,185 Nobody move. 796 00:48:10,253 --> 00:48:11,920 Nobody gets hurt. 797 00:48:11,988 --> 00:48:12,921 On the floor, all of you. 798 00:48:12,989 --> 00:48:14,223 On the floor. 799 00:48:14,290 --> 00:48:15,958 Not you, soldier boy. 800 00:48:16,025 --> 00:48:18,327 Lady, kiss the floor. 801 00:48:18,394 --> 00:48:19,895 Get down, baby. Get down. 802 00:48:19,963 --> 00:48:21,096 She's down. She's down. 803 00:48:21,164 --> 00:48:23,398 Ok, soldier boy, you're gonna take that bag. 804 00:48:23,466 --> 00:48:25,267 You're going to go behind the counter 805 00:48:25,335 --> 00:48:27,035 And get all the money 806 00:48:27,103 --> 00:48:28,770 Out of all the drawers, you understand? 807 00:48:28,838 --> 00:48:29,771 Ah-eee! 808 00:48:29,839 --> 00:48:32,074 Easy, soldier boy. Just relax. 809 00:48:32,141 --> 00:48:33,708 Now take the bag, nice and easy, 810 00:48:33,776 --> 00:48:35,210 And do as I tell you, ok? 811 00:48:35,278 --> 00:48:36,211 Yes. Ok, go ahead. 812 00:48:36,279 --> 00:48:38,313 Ok, thank you. Cross the counter. 813 00:48:38,381 --> 00:48:39,314 Got it. Move it, soldier. 814 00:48:39,382 --> 00:48:41,016 Nice and easy. 815 00:48:41,084 --> 00:48:43,118 Just stay calm everyone. 816 00:48:43,186 --> 00:48:45,888 That's it. It'll be all over... 817 00:48:47,656 --> 00:48:50,025 Fill the bag, soldier boy. 818 00:48:50,093 --> 00:48:51,793 Fill it, soldier boy. 819 00:48:51,861 --> 00:48:53,795 Let's go. Come on. Let's go. 820 00:48:53,863 --> 00:48:55,230 Fill the bag! 821 00:48:55,298 --> 00:48:56,231 That's all. 822 00:48:56,299 --> 00:48:58,400 Yeah, yeah. That's it. 823 00:48:58,467 --> 00:49:00,135 Good work, soldier boy. 824 00:49:00,203 --> 00:49:02,037 Nobody move for 20 minutes, 825 00:49:02,105 --> 00:49:03,338 Or soldier boy here gets it. 826 00:49:03,406 --> 00:49:04,706 Wait a minute. 827 00:49:04,774 --> 00:49:06,241 Thank you all very much. I love you. 828 00:49:06,309 --> 00:49:07,276 What division, soldier boy? 829 00:49:07,343 --> 00:49:08,277 1st air-cav. 830 00:49:08,344 --> 00:49:09,778 Iron balls hansen? Yeah. 831 00:49:09,845 --> 00:49:11,346 let me hear them clang. 832 00:49:11,414 --> 00:49:13,581 Me, too, bro. 14 months. Purple heart. 833 00:49:13,649 --> 00:49:15,083 And all that shit, man. 834 00:49:15,151 --> 00:49:16,084 No shit? What's the matter, man? 835 00:49:16,152 --> 00:49:17,419 Doing all right? 836 00:49:17,486 --> 00:49:18,686 I'm doing the best I can. Yeah, me, too. 837 00:49:18,754 --> 00:49:21,890 Let's go! Hey, you be good, bro. 838 00:49:21,958 --> 00:49:23,258 Jesus...Christ! 839 00:49:23,326 --> 00:49:24,326 Hit the alarm! 840 00:49:24,394 --> 00:49:26,561 Sound the alarm. 841 00:49:26,629 --> 00:49:29,264 This is sheila daniels, eyewitness news, 842 00:49:29,332 --> 00:49:32,334 And I'm talking to recently returned p.O.W. 843 00:49:32,402 --> 00:49:34,236 And war hero eddie keller. 844 00:49:34,304 --> 00:49:36,704 Eddie, can you tell us what happened today 845 00:49:36,772 --> 00:49:38,340 At the peterson savings and loan company? 846 00:49:38,408 --> 00:49:41,509 Well, about, uh... 2:30... 847 00:49:41,577 --> 00:49:43,745 I was in the bank, I was trying to get a loan 848 00:49:43,813 --> 00:49:44,779 And it got robbed. 849 00:49:44,847 --> 00:49:46,448 I couldn't get the loan, 850 00:49:46,515 --> 00:49:48,383 Because they said I didn't have enough things on my checklist. 851 00:49:48,451 --> 00:49:49,384 Ok, cut it. Cut it... 852 00:49:49,452 --> 00:49:50,452 They have, uh... Dave. 853 00:49:50,519 --> 00:49:51,586 Save it. Sounds ok. 854 00:49:51,654 --> 00:49:52,921 Do you think you can give us the information 855 00:49:52,989 --> 00:49:54,156 On the robbery, ok? 856 00:49:54,223 --> 00:49:56,024 I think that's what the people want to hear. 857 00:49:56,092 --> 00:49:57,359 Oh, I'm sorry. Ok? 858 00:49:57,427 --> 00:49:58,626 Speed. 859 00:49:58,694 --> 00:50:01,529 This is sheila daniels, eyewitness news, 860 00:50:01,597 --> 00:50:03,231 And I'm talking with eddie keller, 861 00:50:03,299 --> 00:50:06,701 A recently returned p.O.W. And war hero. 862 00:50:06,769 --> 00:50:08,870 Eddie, can you tell us what happened today 863 00:50:08,938 --> 00:50:11,073 At the peterson savings and loan company? 864 00:50:11,140 --> 00:50:16,345 At about 2:30, uh, the bank was robbed... 865 00:50:16,412 --> 00:50:18,613 By some men who claimed to be veterans. 866 00:50:18,681 --> 00:50:19,614 Veterans? 867 00:50:19,682 --> 00:50:20,682 Oh, yes, ma'am. 868 00:50:20,749 --> 00:50:22,384 Some of us been having a real rough time 869 00:50:22,452 --> 00:50:23,518 Since we got back. 870 00:50:23,586 --> 00:50:25,653 Uh, I was trying to get a loan. 871 00:50:25,721 --> 00:50:27,122 And, uh, it's been real hard. 872 00:50:27,190 --> 00:50:28,290 Ok, dave, kill this one. 873 00:50:28,358 --> 00:50:29,291 My mother's in the hospital- 874 00:50:29,359 --> 00:50:30,292 Uh, ed... 875 00:50:31,627 --> 00:50:35,197 This is sheila daniels, eyewitness news, 876 00:50:35,264 --> 00:50:37,165 And I'm talking with recently returned 877 00:50:37,233 --> 00:50:39,834 P.O.W. And war hero eddie keller. 878 00:50:39,902 --> 00:50:43,205 Eddie, can you tell us what happened today 879 00:50:43,272 --> 00:50:45,173 At the peterson savings and loan company? 880 00:50:45,241 --> 00:50:47,175 It was robbed. 881 00:50:50,113 --> 00:50:52,047 That's it? 882 00:50:52,115 --> 00:50:53,048 That's it. 883 00:50:54,867 --> 00:50:57,836 This is sheila daniels for eyewitness news 884 00:50:57,903 --> 00:51:00,105 At the peterson savings and loan company. 885 00:51:00,173 --> 00:51:02,274 Thank you sheila daniels, for your on the spot- 886 00:51:02,342 --> 00:51:03,842 Bartender? Yes. 887 00:51:03,909 --> 00:51:06,478 Would you please turn that off? 888 00:51:06,546 --> 00:51:07,479 Sure, pal. 889 00:51:07,547 --> 00:51:08,614 Change the channel or something. 890 00:51:08,681 --> 00:51:10,382 Hey, no problem, man. 891 00:51:39,111 --> 00:51:42,147 Jesus, that was a stupid thing to say. 892 00:51:42,215 --> 00:51:44,049 I mean, you're one dumb asshole, 893 00:51:44,116 --> 00:51:45,850 You know that? 894 00:51:45,918 --> 00:51:48,119 All this military shit is out to lunch. 895 00:51:48,188 --> 00:51:49,788 Yeah, why the uniform? The war's over. 896 00:51:49,855 --> 00:51:52,257 Why did we lose the war, huh? Yeah. 897 00:51:52,325 --> 00:51:54,226 Smokin' a little too much weed out there? 898 00:51:55,495 --> 00:51:56,761 And talk about dumb. 899 00:51:56,829 --> 00:51:58,096 I mean, how do you expect to find any action around here, 900 00:51:58,164 --> 00:51:59,097 Looking like that, huh? 901 00:51:59,165 --> 00:52:02,901 He just found it, schmuck. 902 00:52:02,968 --> 00:52:04,636 And one more word out of you, 903 00:52:04,704 --> 00:52:05,870 And the only action you're gonna get 904 00:52:05,938 --> 00:52:08,139 For the rest of your life is him. 905 00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:10,375 Now, that's right, jack-offs. 906 00:52:10,443 --> 00:52:12,311 So like the poet said, 907 00:52:12,378 --> 00:52:13,812 You just back off. 908 00:52:23,956 --> 00:52:25,357 On the lady. 909 00:52:25,425 --> 00:52:27,859 Oh, uh, would you get her one for me? 910 00:52:27,927 --> 00:52:28,860 Thank you. 911 00:52:28,928 --> 00:52:30,495 Thank you for what you did. 912 00:52:30,563 --> 00:52:33,798 Forget it. I hate stupidity. 913 00:52:37,937 --> 00:52:40,972 You can relax now, you know. 914 00:52:41,040 --> 00:52:42,574 You-you could even take off your tie 915 00:52:42,642 --> 00:52:44,576 And I wouldn't tell anybody. 916 00:52:46,479 --> 00:52:47,912 You know, that's the second time 917 00:52:47,980 --> 00:52:49,414 I saw you on television. 918 00:52:49,482 --> 00:52:51,316 I saw you kissing the ground. 919 00:52:51,384 --> 00:52:52,784 Oh, jesus. 920 00:52:52,852 --> 00:52:54,419 So how does it feel to be a hero? 921 00:52:54,487 --> 00:52:57,656 I thought you didn't like stupidity. 922 00:52:57,724 --> 00:53:00,125 Question was that dumb, huh? 923 00:53:00,192 --> 00:53:02,127 Yeah, it was kinda dumb. 924 00:53:02,194 --> 00:53:05,464 I'm toni donovan. 925 00:53:05,531 --> 00:53:06,732 Eddie keller, toni. 926 00:53:06,799 --> 00:53:10,502 Hi. 927 00:53:12,639 --> 00:53:15,907 You don't-you don't look like a p.O.W. 928 00:53:15,975 --> 00:53:16,908 I don't? 929 00:53:16,976 --> 00:53:19,043 Uh-uh. 930 00:53:19,111 --> 00:53:21,413 What's a p.O.W. Supposed to look like? 931 00:53:24,384 --> 00:53:26,885 Beat up? 932 00:53:26,952 --> 00:53:28,787 You don't look beat up enough. 933 00:53:33,092 --> 00:53:35,026 More stupidity? 934 00:53:43,770 --> 00:53:47,339 So you got back, what... Tuesday night? 935 00:53:47,407 --> 00:53:48,340 Yeah. 936 00:53:48,408 --> 00:53:49,341 That must have been something 937 00:53:49,409 --> 00:53:50,442 That first night, huh? 938 00:53:50,510 --> 00:53:53,244 Oh, it was something all right. 939 00:53:53,313 --> 00:53:54,846 That bad? 940 00:53:54,914 --> 00:53:56,848 Oh, it was worse than that. 941 00:54:03,389 --> 00:54:05,390 Do you want to leave? 942 00:54:07,259 --> 00:54:08,960 With you? 943 00:54:09,028 --> 00:54:11,396 Sure. Why not? 944 00:54:19,004 --> 00:54:20,572 Jim. 945 00:54:20,640 --> 00:54:21,906 Yeah, baby. 946 00:54:21,974 --> 00:54:24,643 Would you tell jack that I won't make it tonight? 947 00:54:24,711 --> 00:54:27,312 Sure, honey. Take care of yourself. 948 00:54:29,816 --> 00:54:32,684 Uh, soldier, listen, how you, uh, fixed for money? 949 00:54:32,752 --> 00:54:33,885 You ok? You got enough? 950 00:54:33,953 --> 00:54:34,886 Yeah, I'm fine. Why? 951 00:54:34,954 --> 00:54:36,221 Well, it's just that, uh, 952 00:54:36,288 --> 00:54:38,590 Toni is one of the most expensive hookers you could find. 953 00:54:38,658 --> 00:54:40,058 You sure you got enough? 954 00:54:50,536 --> 00:54:51,703 Hey, toni, listen. 955 00:54:51,771 --> 00:54:53,839 I, uh... I'm not interested. 956 00:54:53,906 --> 00:54:55,407 Oh, shit. No, I just- 957 00:54:55,475 --> 00:54:56,842 I wasn't even gonna tell- 958 00:54:56,909 --> 00:54:59,344 Listen, if it's the money that you're worried about, 959 00:54:59,412 --> 00:55:01,580 Uh, it-it's my night off. 960 00:55:01,647 --> 00:55:04,916 Toni, you don't even look like a professional. 961 00:55:04,984 --> 00:55:07,719 Oh, I don't? 962 00:55:07,787 --> 00:55:10,389 Well, uh... 963 00:55:10,456 --> 00:55:12,791 What's a professional supposed to look like? 964 00:55:14,861 --> 00:55:17,429 Stupidity on my part, right? 965 00:55:17,497 --> 00:55:19,564 Yeah, a little. 966 00:55:19,632 --> 00:55:20,799 I'm sorry. 967 00:55:20,867 --> 00:55:24,302 Look, why don't we go and have a drink, 968 00:55:24,370 --> 00:55:26,938 Which can't really hurt. 969 00:55:27,006 --> 00:55:28,339 No, one drink. 970 00:55:28,408 --> 00:55:29,641 Well, then we could have another drink. 971 00:55:29,709 --> 00:55:30,642 Now, that might hurt. 972 00:55:30,710 --> 00:55:32,277 And, then, uh... 973 00:55:32,344 --> 00:55:33,912 And-and then you could buy me a drink. 974 00:55:33,979 --> 00:55:35,647 Oh, yeah, and then you could buy me one. 975 00:55:35,715 --> 00:55:37,115 And then we'll be piss-faced. 976 00:56:02,174 --> 00:56:05,009 When was the last time you went dancing? 977 00:56:05,077 --> 00:56:07,378 Why? 978 00:56:07,447 --> 00:56:09,481 Oh, I don't know. 979 00:56:09,549 --> 00:56:10,482 Just wondering. 980 00:56:13,385 --> 00:56:15,320 You make me feel good. 981 00:56:15,387 --> 00:56:17,956 You make me feel like a groupie. 982 00:56:18,023 --> 00:56:18,957 I do? 983 00:56:19,024 --> 00:56:19,958 Uh-huh. 984 00:56:20,025 --> 00:56:21,192 What's a groupie? 985 00:56:21,260 --> 00:56:24,529 How many years, eddie? 986 00:56:24,597 --> 00:56:25,530 6. 987 00:56:25,598 --> 00:56:26,765 How many? 6. 988 00:56:26,833 --> 00:56:29,468 I want every one of them, eddie keller. 989 00:56:29,535 --> 00:56:30,869 I want every one of them. 990 00:56:30,937 --> 00:56:31,870 I can't. 991 00:56:31,938 --> 00:56:34,105 Yes, you can. Yes, you can. 992 00:56:34,173 --> 00:56:37,041 Just don't move, and I'll do everything, ok? 993 00:56:37,109 --> 00:56:38,042 Ohh. 994 00:56:38,110 --> 00:56:39,043 Just relax. 995 00:56:39,111 --> 00:56:41,847 Come on. Give it to me. 996 00:56:41,914 --> 00:56:42,881 Come on. Ohh! 997 00:56:42,949 --> 00:56:46,952 That's the best. I never. I- 998 00:56:47,019 --> 00:56:49,788 Mmm! 999 00:56:49,856 --> 00:56:50,789 Ooh. 1000 00:56:50,857 --> 00:56:53,091 Mmm. 1001 00:56:56,195 --> 00:56:57,128 Oh. 1002 00:56:57,196 --> 00:56:58,597 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 1003 00:57:01,868 --> 00:57:03,067 Oh ho ho. 1004 00:57:17,583 --> 00:57:18,617 You killed me. 1005 00:57:18,684 --> 00:57:19,851 You ham. 1006 00:57:21,320 --> 00:57:23,121 Look, I owe you a dollar. 1007 00:57:23,188 --> 00:57:24,455 $1.75. 1008 00:57:27,292 --> 00:57:28,927 I paid you.75 already. 1009 00:57:28,995 --> 00:57:30,428 Ok. You owe me a dollar. 1010 00:57:30,496 --> 00:57:32,063 That's right. Cash money. 1011 00:57:32,131 --> 00:57:33,164 Cash money. 1012 00:57:33,232 --> 00:57:35,166 This is great. 1013 00:57:35,234 --> 00:57:38,269 I want your number because I want to see you again. 1014 00:57:38,337 --> 00:57:40,438 You could take me dancing, you know? 1015 00:57:40,506 --> 00:57:42,373 We had a real nice night. 1016 00:57:42,441 --> 00:57:44,208 Why don't we just leave it at that? 1017 00:57:44,276 --> 00:57:45,209 Leave it? Are you kidding? 1018 00:57:45,277 --> 00:57:46,210 Give me the number. 1019 00:57:46,278 --> 00:57:48,079 No, I won't give you my number. 1020 00:57:48,147 --> 00:57:49,080 Give me your number. Come on. 1021 00:57:49,148 --> 00:57:51,516 No, I won't give you my number. 1022 00:57:55,054 --> 00:57:56,054 Ok. 1023 00:57:56,121 --> 00:57:57,221 Bye. 1024 00:58:01,827 --> 00:58:03,895 It's 555-0731. 1025 00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:11,636 555-0731? 1026 00:58:11,704 --> 00:58:12,637 Right. 1027 00:58:12,705 --> 00:58:14,973 555-0731. 1028 00:58:16,308 --> 00:58:19,744 555-0731! Ooh. 1029 00:58:21,013 --> 00:58:25,283 555-0731. All right. 1030 00:58:27,053 --> 00:58:29,987 Corporal. 1031 00:58:30,055 --> 00:58:31,989 Doctor, I can't seem to wake him. 1032 00:58:32,057 --> 00:58:34,125 Pass me the hand piece. 1033 00:58:50,710 --> 00:58:51,643 Hey, eddie. 1034 00:58:51,711 --> 00:58:53,177 Hey, terry. How ya doing? 1035 00:58:53,246 --> 00:58:55,980 Listen, this letter came for you. 1036 00:58:57,082 --> 00:58:58,516 Where you going? 1037 00:58:58,584 --> 00:59:00,184 I'm about to shove off, man. What? 1038 00:59:00,253 --> 00:59:02,186 Be honest with me. Tell me how I look. 1039 00:59:04,457 --> 00:59:05,823 You look good, man. 1040 00:59:05,891 --> 00:59:07,325 Yeah? All right. 1041 00:59:07,393 --> 00:59:08,826 Uh, listen... 1042 00:59:11,731 --> 00:59:13,431 I don't know. It's been... 1043 00:59:13,499 --> 00:59:14,699 It's been real good. Ha ha. 1044 00:59:17,603 --> 00:59:19,537 God damn, it's great to be home! 1045 00:59:20,606 --> 00:59:22,140 Terry. Yeah? 1046 00:59:22,207 --> 00:59:23,908 Don't re-enlist, man. 1047 00:59:23,976 --> 00:59:25,977 Ha! No way. 1048 00:59:26,044 --> 00:59:27,145 Hang tough, man. 1049 00:59:27,212 --> 00:59:29,013 You bet! Whoa! 1050 00:59:53,739 --> 00:59:55,707 Hey, wait for me! 1051 00:59:55,775 --> 00:59:57,008 Ha ha ha. Race ya. 1052 00:59:58,944 --> 00:59:59,877 Come on. 1053 00:59:59,945 --> 01:00:00,878 Wait. 1054 01:00:08,220 --> 01:00:10,655 Honey, what do you want to do about dinner tonight? 1055 01:00:10,723 --> 01:00:12,424 You want me to cook something, or can we go out? 1056 01:00:12,491 --> 01:00:13,925 My treat tonight. 1057 01:00:13,992 --> 01:00:15,960 We'll go out wherever you want. 1058 01:00:19,398 --> 01:00:23,768 Mommy, mommy, can we go out now to the park? 1059 01:00:23,836 --> 01:00:25,236 We're gonna take you to the playground. 1060 01:00:25,304 --> 01:00:26,705 We'll take the bike with us, too. 1061 01:00:26,772 --> 01:00:28,206 Owee. 1062 01:00:28,273 --> 01:00:31,008 But first, pick up every single one of those toys that ray gave you. 1063 01:00:31,076 --> 01:00:32,009 Ok. 1064 01:00:32,077 --> 01:00:33,077 Ok, ok. 1065 01:00:33,145 --> 01:00:35,112 I'll help you, ok? 1066 01:00:35,180 --> 01:00:38,750 I love you, daddy. I love you. 1067 01:01:05,210 --> 01:01:07,846 Everything's gonna be all right, mama. 1068 01:01:19,692 --> 01:01:21,025 I love you, mama. 1069 01:01:24,196 --> 01:01:25,397 I love you. 1070 01:01:38,894 --> 01:01:40,728 I don't have any beer. 1071 01:01:40,796 --> 01:01:42,496 Well, what do you got? 1072 01:01:42,564 --> 01:01:45,566 Uh...Dom perignon. 1073 01:01:45,634 --> 01:01:47,501 Don who? 1074 01:01:47,569 --> 01:01:49,303 It's...Foreign. 1075 01:01:50,572 --> 01:01:52,373 Well, let me see. Wait a minute. 1076 01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:53,374 Ok. 1077 01:01:53,441 --> 01:01:54,709 Check this out. 1078 01:02:00,883 --> 01:02:02,016 What do you think? 1079 01:02:03,652 --> 01:02:05,053 Huh? 1080 01:02:05,120 --> 01:02:06,854 Oh, tr�s elegante. 1081 01:02:06,922 --> 01:02:09,090 Mama mia, it's a spicy, spicy meatball. 1082 01:02:09,158 --> 01:02:11,959 A little je ne sais quoi, you should have been a model. 1083 01:02:12,027 --> 01:02:14,461 Hey, now, this is nice. 1084 01:02:14,529 --> 01:02:15,863 No, it's terrible. 1085 01:02:15,931 --> 01:02:17,699 No, this... 1086 01:02:17,766 --> 01:02:19,533 These are feet. This is real nice. 1087 01:02:19,601 --> 01:02:21,402 All you gotta do is finish it. 1088 01:02:21,469 --> 01:02:22,904 It is finished, eddie. 1089 01:02:22,971 --> 01:02:23,905 Oh. 1090 01:02:23,972 --> 01:02:25,773 Just drink your champagne and shut up. 1091 01:02:25,841 --> 01:02:27,875 Oh, I'm sorry. 1092 01:02:27,943 --> 01:02:32,046 See, I wanted to be an artist, but, uh... 1093 01:02:32,114 --> 01:02:33,047 Eddie... 1094 01:02:33,115 --> 01:02:34,048 Yeah? 1095 01:02:36,752 --> 01:02:38,686 What are you gonna do about your mother? 1096 01:02:40,756 --> 01:02:42,190 I don't know. 1097 01:02:42,257 --> 01:02:44,491 I think the government owes me, you know? 1098 01:02:44,559 --> 01:02:45,492 It's gonna take a little time, 1099 01:02:45,560 --> 01:02:47,128 But they're gonna pay me. 1100 01:02:47,196 --> 01:02:49,764 I've got some money saved up, you know? 1101 01:02:49,832 --> 01:02:53,467 I could loan you about $4,000. 1102 01:02:53,535 --> 01:02:54,836 No. 1103 01:02:54,903 --> 01:02:56,137 It's only a loan, eddie. 1104 01:02:56,205 --> 01:02:57,138 No. 1105 01:02:57,206 --> 01:02:58,339 Why not? 1106 01:02:58,406 --> 01:03:02,110 Because I don't wanna take money from you, ok? 1107 01:03:03,178 --> 01:03:04,245 Shit. 1108 01:03:05,480 --> 01:03:07,782 Shit. Ha ha. 1109 01:03:07,850 --> 01:03:12,519 Why do I always fall for the goddamn pain-in-the-ass losers? 1110 01:03:12,587 --> 01:03:14,588 Toni, I ain't no goddamn loser. 1111 01:03:14,656 --> 01:03:16,824 No? What would you call it? 1112 01:03:16,892 --> 01:03:18,559 I call it that I think you're treating me 1113 01:03:18,627 --> 01:03:20,394 Like a fucking charity case. 1114 01:03:20,462 --> 01:03:21,395 A charity case? 1115 01:03:21,463 --> 01:03:22,663 Yes. 1116 01:03:22,731 --> 01:03:26,267 Eddie, I don't go around making loans to customers. 1117 01:03:26,334 --> 01:03:29,536 You didn't climb into bed with the united trust bank. 1118 01:03:29,604 --> 01:03:32,240 Hey, you didn't climb into bed with no goddamn loser. 1119 01:03:32,307 --> 01:03:35,076 Look, eddie, you can't be afraid to let people help you. 1120 01:03:35,144 --> 01:03:37,478 People, my ass. The government's people, the army's people. 1121 01:03:37,545 --> 01:03:39,346 Would you stop feeling sorry for yourself? 1122 01:03:39,414 --> 01:03:42,383 I'm not the government, and I'm not the army, all right? 1123 01:03:42,450 --> 01:03:44,051 I mean, the army didn't give a fuck about me. 1124 01:03:44,119 --> 01:03:45,419 My wife didn't give a fuck, 1125 01:03:45,487 --> 01:03:47,488 So what's some rich beverly hills hooker 1126 01:03:47,555 --> 01:03:48,756 Gonna give a fuck about me? 1127 01:03:51,726 --> 01:03:53,161 Oh, sh-toni. 1128 01:03:58,366 --> 01:03:59,500 Toni. 1129 01:03:59,567 --> 01:04:02,670 Toni, listen. Toni, what are you doing? 1130 01:04:02,737 --> 01:04:04,172 I'm looking for $200. 1131 01:04:04,239 --> 01:04:05,673 If you're going to act like a customer, 1132 01:04:05,740 --> 01:04:07,141 I'm going to treat you like a customer. 1133 01:04:12,848 --> 01:04:13,948 Where are you going? 1134 01:04:14,016 --> 01:04:15,283 I'm gonna get your $200. 1135 01:04:16,685 --> 01:04:18,686 I only got 50. 1136 01:04:18,753 --> 01:04:20,788 But I'm gonna get the rest, and I'm gonna come back, 1137 01:04:20,856 --> 01:04:22,857 'cause I'm gonna pay you. 1138 01:04:22,925 --> 01:04:25,293 I'm gonna pay everybody everything, you understand? 1139 01:04:25,360 --> 01:04:27,829 I don't know how. The army won't let me work. 1140 01:04:27,896 --> 01:04:29,697 But, between you and the army, 1141 01:04:29,764 --> 01:04:32,200 I've learned my lesson, believe me. 1142 01:04:32,267 --> 01:04:34,635 From now on, I'm gonna take care of number one, 1143 01:04:34,703 --> 01:04:36,637 And I'm gonna look out for myself, ok? 1144 01:04:40,608 --> 01:04:41,709 Take it easy! 1145 01:05:01,296 --> 01:05:04,098 I'd like to get a room for a week. 1146 01:05:04,166 --> 01:05:05,666 Sure. 1147 01:05:06,735 --> 01:05:07,668 Name? 1148 01:05:07,736 --> 01:05:09,136 Um... 1149 01:05:09,204 --> 01:05:10,271 Ted segal. 1150 01:05:49,144 --> 01:05:50,878 What? 1151 01:05:50,946 --> 01:05:53,547 Cheap stuff. Second-rate. 1152 01:05:56,218 --> 01:05:58,019 You want quality, right? 1153 01:05:58,086 --> 01:05:59,987 Oh, yeah. Quality, that's what I want. 1154 01:06:05,493 --> 01:06:06,928 What you want... 1155 01:06:06,995 --> 01:06:08,629 Is something like this. 1156 01:06:10,665 --> 01:06:12,599 Excellent detail, 1157 01:06:12,667 --> 01:06:14,768 Top-grade plastic, 1158 01:06:14,836 --> 01:06:15,970 Smooth trigger action. 1159 01:06:20,175 --> 01:06:21,108 Don't move! 1160 01:06:22,844 --> 01:06:25,112 Drop it. Freeze. 1161 01:06:25,180 --> 01:06:26,113 Get down. 1162 01:06:26,181 --> 01:06:29,984 get down. 1163 01:06:30,052 --> 01:06:31,819 Freeze, baby. 1164 01:06:31,886 --> 01:06:33,687 Right on. 1165 01:06:33,755 --> 01:06:35,889 All right, this is it. 1166 01:06:35,958 --> 01:06:37,791 This is it. Get-don't move. 1167 01:06:37,859 --> 01:06:39,760 Sucker. Ha. 1168 01:06:39,828 --> 01:06:41,395 You tried to move, baby. 1169 01:06:41,463 --> 01:06:42,463 Freeze, jack. 1170 01:06:51,773 --> 01:06:53,874 No, just sign the back of the check. 1171 01:06:53,942 --> 01:06:55,376 Right here? 1172 01:06:55,444 --> 01:06:56,777 Yeah. 1173 01:06:56,845 --> 01:06:58,812 Sir, you're next. 1174 01:06:58,880 --> 01:07:02,416 Hey, come on, fella. It's your up. Let's go. 1175 01:07:07,289 --> 01:07:08,689 Yes, what can I do for you? 1176 01:07:08,756 --> 01:07:10,624 S... 1177 01:07:10,692 --> 01:07:12,793 Do you want to make a deposit? 1178 01:07:12,861 --> 01:07:14,095 S... 1179 01:07:14,162 --> 01:07:16,263 Do you want to make a withdrawal? 1180 01:07:16,331 --> 01:07:17,865 Uh...Uh... 1181 01:07:28,043 --> 01:07:29,743 Oh, my god. How disgusting. 1182 01:07:36,451 --> 01:07:38,352 You should be ashamed of yourself! 1183 01:07:52,367 --> 01:07:54,668 Yes, sir. What can I do for you? 1184 01:07:57,972 --> 01:08:00,474 Is it a gift you're looking for? 1185 01:08:00,542 --> 01:08:01,509 No. No. 1186 01:08:01,576 --> 01:08:02,910 Is it something for your wife? 1187 01:08:02,977 --> 01:08:03,911 No. 1188 01:08:03,978 --> 01:08:06,480 Well, what exactly is it then? 1189 01:08:08,950 --> 01:08:10,251 Stick up. 1190 01:08:10,318 --> 01:08:12,420 I don't believe I heard you. 1191 01:08:12,487 --> 01:08:14,422 Stick up! 1192 01:08:16,658 --> 01:08:18,025 Get out of here! 1193 01:08:18,093 --> 01:08:20,694 You get out of here! You get out of here! 1194 01:08:20,762 --> 01:08:23,264 And don't you come back! Get! 1195 01:08:23,331 --> 01:08:24,265 Hey, buddy. 1196 01:08:24,332 --> 01:08:27,268 Abduct that man! Get! 1197 01:08:27,335 --> 01:08:28,635 What's happening? 1198 01:08:28,703 --> 01:08:29,770 Get out of here! 1199 01:08:29,837 --> 01:08:33,240 You're a bad boy! Don't you come back! 1200 01:08:33,308 --> 01:08:34,241 What happened? 1201 01:08:37,379 --> 01:08:39,880 Eddie? 1202 01:08:39,948 --> 01:08:41,482 Yes. 1203 01:08:41,550 --> 01:08:45,052 Eddie, I checked again like you asked. 1204 01:08:45,120 --> 01:08:47,154 There's still no word on the money. 1205 01:08:47,222 --> 01:08:48,755 Why not? 1206 01:08:48,823 --> 01:08:51,525 Well, the army takes a long time 1207 01:08:51,593 --> 01:08:54,161 To make up its mind, kiddo. 1208 01:08:54,229 --> 01:08:57,198 Eddie, uh... 1209 01:08:57,265 --> 01:08:59,533 When are you coming back to the base? 1210 01:09:01,303 --> 01:09:03,036 I, uh-ahem- 1211 01:09:03,105 --> 01:09:06,940 Still got some problems to work out, sir. 1212 01:09:07,008 --> 01:09:08,242 Well, uh, look, kid, 1213 01:09:08,310 --> 01:09:09,743 Now, I'm covering for you, 1214 01:09:09,811 --> 01:09:11,178 But I can't do it forever. 1215 01:09:11,246 --> 01:09:12,513 Well, why not, sir? 1216 01:09:12,581 --> 01:09:15,382 I mean, we covered for you guys for 5 fucking years. 1217 01:09:15,450 --> 01:09:17,418 Now, listen to me, eddie. 1218 01:09:17,486 --> 01:09:19,320 We're talking awol here, 1219 01:09:19,387 --> 01:09:20,521 Serious awol. 1220 01:09:20,589 --> 01:09:22,656 I just don't want you to fuck up your future. 1221 01:09:22,724 --> 01:09:26,460 Then what about the future of my money, sir? 1222 01:09:26,528 --> 01:09:28,195 For christ's sake, eddie, 1223 01:09:28,263 --> 01:09:30,364 It's the goddamn channels. 1224 01:09:30,432 --> 01:09:31,632 Just give it time. 1225 01:09:33,168 --> 01:09:34,401 Time? 1226 01:09:35,837 --> 01:09:36,770 Colonel... 1227 01:09:36,838 --> 01:09:38,472 Yes? 1228 01:09:38,540 --> 01:09:41,975 You're talking to a man that don't have any more goddamn time. 1229 01:09:54,289 --> 01:09:55,956 Can I have some stamps over here, please? 1230 01:09:56,024 --> 01:09:56,957 Sure. 1231 01:10:01,496 --> 01:10:03,096 Ho ho ho! Ohh. 1232 01:10:03,165 --> 01:10:06,433 Is that funny, or is that disgusting? 1233 01:10:06,501 --> 01:10:07,934 Hey, you laughed at it the last time. 1234 01:10:08,002 --> 01:10:10,003 I didn't laugh the first 4 times. 1235 01:10:10,071 --> 01:10:11,372 I'll see you fellas next time. 1236 01:10:12,874 --> 01:10:15,676 Hey, hey, remember ruthie, used to work in savings? 1237 01:10:15,743 --> 01:10:16,677 Silent ruthie? 1238 01:10:16,744 --> 01:10:18,078 Yeah. 1239 01:10:18,146 --> 01:10:20,080 You mean the one whose sister just died of cancer last month? 1240 01:10:20,148 --> 01:10:22,883 Yeah. Well, she wasn't so silent for the old tiger last night. 1241 01:10:22,950 --> 01:10:23,884 Get out of here. 1242 01:10:23,951 --> 01:10:24,885 Hee hee. 1243 01:10:24,952 --> 01:10:26,453 She came over to cry on my shoulder, 1244 01:10:26,521 --> 01:10:28,055 And I banged her veil off. 1245 01:10:28,122 --> 01:10:29,956 Will you stop? 1246 01:10:30,024 --> 01:10:31,492 Do you believe this guy? 1247 01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:33,594 Ruth polaski, right? Polish ruthie? 1248 01:10:33,662 --> 01:10:35,529 Yeah. Hee hee hee. 1249 01:10:35,597 --> 01:10:37,331 Hey, and wouldn't you know my wife wanted it Saturday morning, 1250 01:10:37,399 --> 01:10:39,500 And I could hardly get it up. 1251 01:10:39,568 --> 01:10:40,534 What else is new? 1252 01:10:40,602 --> 01:10:43,136 Hey, everyone who got it over the weekend, 1253 01:10:43,205 --> 01:10:44,505 Raise their hands! 1254 01:10:44,573 --> 01:10:46,473 You're terrible, tank. 1255 01:10:46,541 --> 01:10:48,775 Hey, jeanette, remember ruth polaski, huh? 1256 01:10:48,843 --> 01:10:51,178 Yeah, well, I got into her mourning clothes the other night. 1257 01:10:51,246 --> 01:10:52,179 All the way in. 1258 01:10:52,247 --> 01:10:53,347 Listen to this guy. 1259 01:10:53,415 --> 01:10:55,249 I don't want to hear anything about her, tank. 1260 01:10:55,317 --> 01:10:57,451 It's all a bunch of lies anyway. 1261 01:10:57,519 --> 01:10:59,253 She's got your number. You're right. 1262 01:11:00,922 --> 01:11:01,855 See you Wednesday. 1263 01:11:01,923 --> 01:11:03,090 Yeah. Take care. 1264 01:11:13,735 --> 01:11:16,770 Ha ha ha ha ha! 1265 01:11:16,838 --> 01:11:18,272 "everybody who got laid, raise their hand." 1266 01:11:18,340 --> 01:11:19,306 Honest to god. 1267 01:11:19,374 --> 01:11:20,407 I told you we were gonna have a great time. 1268 01:11:20,475 --> 01:11:21,808 Hey, wait till you see that margie over there. 1269 01:11:21,876 --> 01:11:23,176 Now, let me tell you about her. 1270 01:11:23,245 --> 01:11:24,678 Marge, that's another one. 1271 01:11:24,746 --> 01:11:27,047 Hey, you want me to fix you up with, uh... 1272 01:11:27,115 --> 01:11:31,252 You couldn't fix me up with a set of wrenches, for christ's sake. 1273 01:11:48,102 --> 01:11:49,836 I saw that. Nice. 1274 01:11:52,540 --> 01:11:54,675 Hi. Lovely, lovely. 1275 01:12:06,488 --> 01:12:10,391 These damn tights are raveling on my leg. 1276 01:12:10,458 --> 01:12:11,892 Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. 1277 01:12:11,959 --> 01:12:14,328 Let's get the one with the blond in it, man. 1278 01:12:14,396 --> 01:12:15,462 Ok, cool. 1279 01:12:27,208 --> 01:12:28,442 See you tomorrow, ralph. 1280 01:12:47,729 --> 01:12:50,997 Jesus, my stomach. Lunch sit good with you? 1281 01:12:52,066 --> 01:12:52,999 Ok. 1282 01:12:53,067 --> 01:12:55,135 Yeah, yeah. Ha ha ha ha. 1283 01:12:57,372 --> 01:12:59,340 I think this one's next. 1284 01:12:59,407 --> 01:13:01,141 Hey, would you do me a favor? 1285 01:13:01,209 --> 01:13:03,677 Would you drop off the cash to margie? 1286 01:13:03,745 --> 01:13:04,878 Pick me up in a couple, will ya? 1287 01:13:04,946 --> 01:13:06,814 I gotta go take a crap, ok? 1288 01:13:06,881 --> 01:13:07,815 Don't fall in. 1289 01:13:07,882 --> 01:13:08,816 Yeah. Ha. 1290 01:13:32,707 --> 01:13:34,174 Hey, mickey, is that you? 1291 01:13:36,478 --> 01:13:37,611 Ha ha ha. 1292 01:13:37,679 --> 01:13:39,413 Hey, mickey, is that you? 1293 01:13:39,481 --> 01:13:40,414 Hey, mickey. 1294 01:13:40,482 --> 01:13:41,415 Freeze. 1295 01:13:41,483 --> 01:13:43,851 Oh, shit. Don't shoot, man. 1296 01:13:43,918 --> 01:13:45,285 Open this door, man, real easy. 1297 01:13:45,353 --> 01:13:46,720 Ok. All right. You got it. 1298 01:13:46,788 --> 01:13:47,788 Easy. 1299 01:13:47,856 --> 01:13:49,790 All right. Give me your gun. 1300 01:13:49,858 --> 01:13:50,791 You got it. 1301 01:13:50,859 --> 01:13:51,792 Give me your gun! Here. 1302 01:13:51,860 --> 01:13:54,294 Jesus christ, man. 1303 01:13:54,362 --> 01:13:56,930 All right, all your clothes off. 1304 01:13:56,998 --> 01:13:58,231 Take 'em off and throw 'em out. 1305 01:13:58,299 --> 01:14:00,501 Ok, don't shoot, man. I got a wife and 3 kids. 1306 01:14:00,568 --> 01:14:02,936 I heard that 3 times this week already, man. Come on! 1307 01:14:03,004 --> 01:14:03,937 I'm doing it. Move it! 1308 01:14:04,005 --> 01:14:05,105 I'm doing it! 1309 01:14:05,172 --> 01:14:06,440 Yeah, well, you're not doing it fast enough. 1310 01:14:06,508 --> 01:14:07,608 Come on with the pants. 1311 01:14:11,245 --> 01:14:13,213 Holy shit! 1312 01:14:13,281 --> 01:14:14,915 What the fuck's this green fog? 1313 01:14:14,982 --> 01:14:16,049 Somebody die in here? 1314 01:14:16,117 --> 01:14:18,184 Mickey, quick, use your gun, asshole! 1315 01:14:18,252 --> 01:14:20,554 On what, asshole? 1316 01:14:20,622 --> 01:14:22,756 On me, asshole. 1317 01:14:22,824 --> 01:14:23,757 Oh, shit. 1318 01:14:23,825 --> 01:14:25,191 "oh, shit" is right, man. 1319 01:14:25,259 --> 01:14:26,960 Now, I want you to take off your clothes. 1320 01:14:27,028 --> 01:14:28,562 Take off my clothes? 1321 01:14:28,630 --> 01:14:30,063 Take 'em off! I did! 1322 01:14:30,131 --> 01:14:31,832 Shut up, el stinko. 1323 01:14:31,900 --> 01:14:32,833 Get 'em off, man. 1324 01:14:32,901 --> 01:14:33,867 Now, get your ass in this stall 1325 01:14:33,935 --> 01:14:34,868 And get your clothes off. 1326 01:14:34,936 --> 01:14:36,002 Come on. Move it, man! 1327 01:14:36,070 --> 01:14:37,270 What the shit is this? 1328 01:14:37,338 --> 01:14:38,572 It's a robbery, motherfucker. 1329 01:14:38,640 --> 01:14:40,206 Now throw the clothes out, man. 1330 01:14:40,274 --> 01:14:41,207 You're making me nervous! 1331 01:14:41,275 --> 01:14:42,208 Hurry! 1332 01:14:42,276 --> 01:14:43,376 And listen up. 1333 01:14:43,445 --> 01:14:44,945 I got a friend outside. 1334 01:14:45,012 --> 01:14:45,946 When I leave, 1335 01:14:46,013 --> 01:14:47,548 If you don't wait for 10 minutes 1336 01:14:47,615 --> 01:14:49,382 And you stick your head outside that door, 1337 01:14:49,451 --> 01:14:50,918 He gonna blow it off. 1338 01:14:50,985 --> 01:14:53,019 You understand? You understand? 1339 01:14:53,087 --> 01:14:54,888 Ok. 1340 01:14:54,956 --> 01:14:55,923 Now throw me your shorts. 1341 01:14:55,990 --> 01:14:57,791 Our shorts, too? 1342 01:14:57,859 --> 01:14:59,292 Yeah, asshole, 1343 01:14:59,360 --> 01:15:00,961 The shorts. 1344 01:15:03,998 --> 01:15:06,032 What is this, ducks? 1345 01:15:06,100 --> 01:15:07,300 It's a gift. 1346 01:15:08,503 --> 01:15:10,036 Jesus. 1347 01:15:10,104 --> 01:15:13,306 Now, remember what I said about 10 minutes. 1348 01:15:13,374 --> 01:15:14,407 You understand? 1349 01:15:14,476 --> 01:15:15,408 Right. 1350 01:15:15,477 --> 01:15:16,409 You got it? 1351 01:15:16,478 --> 01:15:17,410 Yeah, uh-huh. 1352 01:15:17,479 --> 01:15:18,612 You stick your head outside that door, 1353 01:15:18,680 --> 01:15:20,413 And my friend's gonna start shootin'. 1354 01:15:20,482 --> 01:15:22,182 Somebody's gonna get hurt real bad. 1355 01:15:22,249 --> 01:15:24,050 You're gonna think you was in a war. You got it? 1356 01:15:24,118 --> 01:15:25,051 Yeah. Yeah. 1357 01:15:25,119 --> 01:15:26,086 You got it? Yeah. Yeah. 1358 01:15:26,153 --> 01:15:27,588 And I want you to get to a doctor, fatso, 1359 01:15:27,655 --> 01:15:29,690 'cause something done crawled up inside of you and died. 1360 01:15:29,757 --> 01:15:31,758 Whew! God! 1361 01:15:31,826 --> 01:15:33,660 Hey, vinnie, I'm coming out! 1362 01:15:35,229 --> 01:15:37,263 It's me, vinnie! Don't shoot! 1363 01:15:37,331 --> 01:15:39,566 Not now, vinnie! Take it easy, ok! 1364 01:15:44,405 --> 01:15:46,072 Don't do anything yet, vinnie. 1365 01:15:47,308 --> 01:15:48,542 Take it easy, vinnie! 1366 01:16:19,740 --> 01:16:20,908 Who is it? 1367 01:16:20,975 --> 01:16:23,743 It's me, eddie. Open up, please. 1368 01:16:23,811 --> 01:16:24,945 Open the door. 1369 01:16:25,013 --> 01:16:27,247 I just became a winner, toni. I'm a winner! 1370 01:16:27,315 --> 01:16:28,882 I'm a big winner. 1371 01:16:28,950 --> 01:16:29,883 Eddie. 1372 01:16:29,951 --> 01:16:30,884 What? 1373 01:16:30,952 --> 01:16:32,920 Eddie, what did you do? 1374 01:16:32,987 --> 01:16:33,921 What did I do? 1375 01:16:33,988 --> 01:16:35,555 There's $100,000 in here. 1376 01:16:35,623 --> 01:16:37,057 $100,000 in cash. 1377 01:16:37,125 --> 01:16:40,127 I saw them put it in here, baby. 1378 01:16:40,194 --> 01:16:41,995 Wait till I open this up. 1379 01:16:42,063 --> 01:16:43,730 I'm gonna show you that long, green- 1380 01:16:43,798 --> 01:16:45,966 Toni, what the hell's the matter with you? 1381 01:16:46,034 --> 01:16:48,468 I'm talking about I made the big score, baby. 1382 01:16:48,536 --> 01:16:49,903 I hit it. 1383 01:16:49,971 --> 01:16:51,805 You understand me? 1384 01:16:51,872 --> 01:16:53,506 Toni. 1385 01:16:53,574 --> 01:16:54,507 Come on. 1386 01:16:54,575 --> 01:16:56,043 And when I open this up, baby, 1387 01:16:56,110 --> 01:16:58,245 I'm gonna show you some long green. 1388 01:16:58,313 --> 01:17:01,081 Wait till you see. Lincoln, jefferson, and washington. 1389 01:17:01,149 --> 01:17:02,582 I mean, my favorite white people. 1390 01:17:04,618 --> 01:17:06,453 Wait a minute. 1391 01:17:06,520 --> 01:17:07,955 Where's the money? 1392 01:17:10,691 --> 01:17:11,691 Treasury notes. 1393 01:17:13,061 --> 01:17:15,695 They're negotiable. Damn. 1394 01:17:15,763 --> 01:17:18,231 20...35... 1395 01:17:18,299 --> 01:17:20,233 There's over $100,000 worth of them. 1396 01:17:20,301 --> 01:17:21,768 Ok. 1397 01:17:21,836 --> 01:17:24,671 Gotta turn this into cash. 1398 01:17:24,738 --> 01:17:27,874 Toni. Toni. Come on. 1399 01:17:27,942 --> 01:17:29,109 You gotta know some people 1400 01:17:29,177 --> 01:17:30,777 Can help me unload this stuff. 1401 01:17:30,845 --> 01:17:32,346 Toni, I didn't hurt anybody. 1402 01:17:32,413 --> 01:17:33,713 Nobody got hurt. 1403 01:17:33,781 --> 01:17:35,315 Did you have a gun? 1404 01:17:35,383 --> 01:17:38,085 Yeah, I had a gun. 1405 01:17:38,152 --> 01:17:39,319 Was it loaded? 1406 01:17:39,387 --> 01:17:41,121 Yeah, to the top. 1407 01:17:41,189 --> 01:17:43,256 Eddie, you could have killed somebody. 1408 01:17:43,324 --> 01:17:44,992 With this? 1409 01:17:45,059 --> 01:17:47,427 You're a thief now. You've made it worse, not better. 1410 01:17:47,495 --> 01:17:49,029 But you're gonna feel different 1411 01:17:49,097 --> 01:17:51,064 When I change this into cash. 1412 01:17:51,132 --> 01:17:53,500 No, I'm not! It's not the money! 1413 01:17:55,836 --> 01:17:58,171 I don't believe you, man. 1414 01:17:58,239 --> 01:18:02,509 Look, you're gonna end up in jail, in an alley, or dead. 1415 01:18:02,576 --> 01:18:03,910 Toni, I'm different. 1416 01:18:03,978 --> 01:18:05,979 Oh, yeah. Right, sure. Yeah, you're really different. 1417 01:18:06,047 --> 01:18:08,315 Yes! I can take care of my problems. 1418 01:18:08,383 --> 01:18:09,782 I don't believe you can take care of yours, though. 1419 01:18:09,850 --> 01:18:10,783 I mean, look around. 1420 01:18:10,851 --> 01:18:12,819 You whore for a living. 1421 01:18:18,359 --> 01:18:20,960 You walked out on me last time, eddie. 1422 01:18:21,029 --> 01:18:22,929 This time, I'm walking out on you. 1423 01:18:24,165 --> 01:18:26,599 And when I get back, I want you gone. 1424 01:18:44,252 --> 01:18:46,019 Yes, he did, I'm telling you. 1425 01:18:46,087 --> 01:18:47,020 Yeah, what'll it be? 1426 01:18:47,088 --> 01:18:48,021 Uh, beer. 1427 01:18:48,089 --> 01:18:49,022 Coming up. 1428 01:18:49,090 --> 01:18:50,023 Toni sends her love. 1429 01:18:50,091 --> 01:18:52,059 Toni. Oh, yeah. Great girl, toni. 1430 01:18:55,329 --> 01:18:56,629 Oh, wait a minute. I remember you. 1431 01:18:56,697 --> 01:18:57,964 You're the war hero, right? 1432 01:18:58,032 --> 01:18:59,299 Wait a minute. Don't tell me. It's, uh, eddie. 1433 01:18:59,367 --> 01:19:00,900 Eddie keller. 1434 01:19:00,968 --> 01:19:04,071 Yeah. How ya doin'? What are you up to, eddie? 1435 01:19:04,138 --> 01:19:05,305 I'm looking for someone else. 1436 01:19:05,373 --> 01:19:07,240 Toni said you might be able to help me. 1437 01:19:07,308 --> 01:19:08,408 Toni said that? 1438 01:19:08,476 --> 01:19:09,476 Uh-huh. 1439 01:19:09,544 --> 01:19:11,945 Well, maybe. I don't know, though. 1440 01:19:12,012 --> 01:19:14,381 It depends on what you're looking for. Who you looking for? 1441 01:19:14,449 --> 01:19:18,318 Somebody with connections, big connections. 1442 01:19:18,386 --> 01:19:20,253 I got something to unload, and, uh... 1443 01:19:20,321 --> 01:19:22,755 I need some help. It's a money matter, financial. 1444 01:19:22,823 --> 01:19:25,392 I'm not sure I quite understand you. 1445 01:19:31,165 --> 01:19:32,099 Big. 1446 01:19:34,135 --> 01:19:37,537 Communication is the essence of a bartender's life. 1447 01:19:40,108 --> 01:19:42,209 I know one number in nevada. 1448 01:19:45,213 --> 01:19:48,315 Guy's name is tommy morelli. 1449 01:19:49,517 --> 01:19:51,451 But I gotta level with you, eddie. 1450 01:19:51,519 --> 01:19:53,620 You call this number, it's on your head, man. 1451 01:19:53,687 --> 01:19:56,823 These are people I wouldn't turn my own mother onto. 1452 01:20:00,060 --> 01:20:00,994 Ok. 1453 01:20:01,061 --> 01:20:02,162 Beer's on me. 1454 01:20:02,230 --> 01:20:03,696 Good luck. 1455 01:20:33,561 --> 01:20:35,028 So where's the guy? 1456 01:20:35,095 --> 01:20:36,396 Told him we'd be here. 1457 01:20:36,464 --> 01:20:37,631 He believed you. 1458 01:20:40,100 --> 01:20:42,869 I'm tommy morelli. This is sal. 1459 01:20:42,936 --> 01:20:44,337 Sorry to get you guys away from the table. 1460 01:20:44,405 --> 01:20:45,838 I like to roll 'em myself sometimes. 1461 01:20:45,906 --> 01:20:48,107 Well, let's see what you got, friend. It's your roll. 1462 01:20:49,910 --> 01:20:50,910 I like that. 1463 01:21:02,056 --> 01:21:03,356 How much total? 1464 01:21:03,424 --> 01:21:04,857 200 plus the 10. 1465 01:21:07,728 --> 01:21:09,762 80 thou cash, best I can do. 1466 01:21:12,333 --> 01:21:13,466 You can do better than that. 1467 01:21:13,534 --> 01:21:15,935 We're talking 80,000 cold cash, my friend. 1468 01:21:16,003 --> 01:21:17,237 What the fuck you want, pal? 1469 01:21:17,305 --> 01:21:18,838 I'm not your pal. I'm a thief. 1470 01:21:18,906 --> 01:21:21,708 And I'm selling to thieves. I wanted a thief's price. 1471 01:21:21,775 --> 01:21:23,210 Have a nice trip home. 1472 01:21:23,277 --> 01:21:26,045 Wait. Whoa. Ah... 1473 01:21:26,113 --> 01:21:27,847 50 cents on the dollar, my best offer, 1474 01:21:27,915 --> 01:21:30,517 And you can't do no better. Thief's word. 1475 01:21:30,585 --> 01:21:31,618 Do we deal? 1476 01:21:31,686 --> 01:21:34,787 5o cents on the dollar? 1477 01:21:34,855 --> 01:21:36,623 I didn't bring them with me. 1478 01:21:36,691 --> 01:21:39,626 I'll have to call you and tell you where and when. 1479 01:21:39,694 --> 01:21:42,095 Can you wait 10 minutes till after I leave, and, uh... 1480 01:21:42,162 --> 01:21:43,363 I'll call you in a couple of hours 1481 01:21:43,431 --> 01:21:45,798 And give you the final information? 1482 01:21:45,866 --> 01:21:47,066 Have a nice day. 1483 01:21:53,774 --> 01:21:56,443 Hello. Morelli? 1484 01:21:56,510 --> 01:21:57,444 Go. 1485 01:21:58,946 --> 01:22:00,747 It's the cromwell hotel. 1486 01:22:02,550 --> 01:22:04,384 It's room 205. 1487 01:22:06,587 --> 01:22:08,821 In about a couple of hours, ok? 1488 01:22:08,889 --> 01:22:11,224 It's on the corner of garland and 7th. 1489 01:22:11,292 --> 01:22:13,860 Got it. Sal'll be there with the cash. 1490 01:22:13,927 --> 01:22:15,528 So will vinnie and I. 1491 01:22:15,596 --> 01:22:16,529 Vinnie? 1492 01:22:16,597 --> 01:22:18,632 Vinnie's my friend. 1493 01:22:18,699 --> 01:22:19,866 See you there. 1494 01:22:25,406 --> 01:22:27,173 Jesus christ, vinnie. 1495 01:22:28,509 --> 01:22:30,477 What the hell are we doing here? 1496 01:23:05,896 --> 01:23:06,996 Hey. 1497 01:23:07,065 --> 01:23:07,997 Hey, man. 1498 01:23:08,066 --> 01:23:09,533 Anybody been asking for me? 1499 01:23:09,600 --> 01:23:10,534 Pops. 1500 01:23:10,601 --> 01:23:11,535 No. 1501 01:23:11,602 --> 01:23:14,037 I'm serious, man. You sure? 1502 01:23:14,105 --> 01:23:15,805 I said no. 1503 01:23:15,873 --> 01:23:17,407 You're no help. You know that? 1504 01:23:17,475 --> 01:23:18,741 No shit. 1505 01:24:08,593 --> 01:24:09,526 Shit. 1506 01:24:10,628 --> 01:24:11,794 Jesus. 1507 01:24:12,863 --> 01:24:14,164 I fucking blew it. 1508 01:24:16,334 --> 01:24:18,368 I, uh... 1509 01:24:18,436 --> 01:24:20,103 Be about 5 or 10 minutes, all right? 1510 01:24:20,171 --> 01:24:21,104 Right. 1511 01:24:21,172 --> 01:24:22,105 205, sal. 1512 01:24:28,846 --> 01:24:30,480 Hello. 1513 01:24:30,548 --> 01:24:32,482 Toni? 1514 01:24:32,550 --> 01:24:35,619 Eddie. Oh, eddie, I'm sorry. 1515 01:24:35,686 --> 01:24:37,120 I'm really sorry. 1516 01:24:37,188 --> 01:24:38,522 I'm sorry, too. 1517 01:24:38,589 --> 01:24:40,690 Come on, palo. 1518 01:24:46,930 --> 01:24:49,966 I really blew it. 1519 01:24:50,034 --> 01:24:52,835 I mean, I fucked up bad. 1520 01:24:52,903 --> 01:24:56,239 What are you talking about? 1521 01:24:56,307 --> 01:24:58,408 I think there's a couple of guys on their way up here, 1522 01:24:58,476 --> 01:25:00,277 And they're gonna kill me. 1523 01:25:00,344 --> 01:25:03,680 Hey, eddie, I don't know what the hell's going on, 1524 01:25:03,747 --> 01:25:06,149 But get out of there fast. Just run. 1525 01:25:06,217 --> 01:25:11,188 Run? That's the best idea I heard all day. 1526 01:25:11,255 --> 01:25:13,557 That's just what I'm gonna do, baby. 1527 01:25:13,624 --> 01:25:15,659 I'm gonna run my ass right out of here. 1528 01:25:17,295 --> 01:25:18,228 Now, good-bye. 1529 01:25:18,296 --> 01:25:19,396 Bye. 1530 01:25:20,931 --> 01:25:22,131 She's smart. 1531 01:25:24,268 --> 01:25:26,536 I'm getting the fuck out of here. 1532 01:25:35,379 --> 01:25:38,181 You guys are late. How about I get some ice for a drink? 1533 01:25:38,249 --> 01:25:39,749 Nothing for me, thanks. I'm driving. 1534 01:25:39,817 --> 01:25:41,818 Hi, kid. Merry christmas. 1535 01:25:41,885 --> 01:25:43,286 Well, come in. 1536 01:25:43,354 --> 01:25:45,154 I thought your buddy was gonna be here. 1537 01:25:45,223 --> 01:25:46,556 What's his name? Vinnie? 1538 01:25:46,624 --> 01:25:49,158 He's, uh... Playing it cool. 1539 01:25:49,227 --> 01:25:51,661 He doesn't want to be seen, so... 1540 01:25:51,729 --> 01:25:53,363 Playing it...Cool. 1541 01:25:53,431 --> 01:25:54,698 You know, playing it cool. 1542 01:25:54,765 --> 01:25:56,600 He's not coming? 1543 01:25:56,667 --> 01:25:58,935 He's not coming, but he's watching. 1544 01:26:02,806 --> 01:26:05,074 Thought you was coming alone, sal. 1545 01:26:05,142 --> 01:26:07,410 Palo, he's here to watch the money. 1546 01:26:07,478 --> 01:26:09,346 It's a dangerous hotel, kid. 1547 01:26:09,413 --> 01:26:10,947 Are you nervous, sal? 1548 01:26:11,014 --> 01:26:13,283 Of course not. You? 1549 01:26:18,456 --> 01:26:19,389 What you got in the bag? 1550 01:26:19,457 --> 01:26:20,390 What do you think? 1551 01:26:20,458 --> 01:26:22,359 100,000. 1552 01:26:22,426 --> 01:26:23,360 Can I see it? 1553 01:26:23,427 --> 01:26:24,594 Sure thing, kid. 1554 01:26:32,603 --> 01:26:33,870 Now, where's my present? 1555 01:26:45,849 --> 01:26:47,250 It's all here, just like you said. 1556 01:26:49,320 --> 01:26:51,120 So is this. 1557 01:26:51,188 --> 01:26:53,490 I guess that concludes our business. 1558 01:26:53,557 --> 01:26:54,524 Any questions, kid? 1559 01:26:55,893 --> 01:26:59,028 Yeah, I got one question. 1560 01:26:59,096 --> 01:27:00,029 What's that? 1561 01:27:01,666 --> 01:27:03,400 Do I get out of here alive? 1562 01:27:10,107 --> 01:27:11,508 What do you think, kid? 1563 01:27:18,516 --> 01:27:19,849 Palo... 1564 01:27:19,917 --> 01:27:22,819 It's a long way down. A guy could get hurt. 1565 01:27:24,888 --> 01:27:26,523 You... 1566 01:27:26,590 --> 01:27:28,658 You guys... 1567 01:27:28,726 --> 01:27:31,761 You 2 guys are assholes. 1568 01:27:35,032 --> 01:27:38,401 What do you think, I'm a fucking cheerleader? 1569 01:27:38,469 --> 01:27:40,370 Think I didn't see the cars outside? 1570 01:27:40,438 --> 01:27:42,439 I saw the van. 1571 01:27:42,506 --> 01:27:45,274 I don't understand. I mean, the army fucks with me, 1572 01:27:45,343 --> 01:27:47,076 The v.C. Fucked with me, 1573 01:27:47,144 --> 01:27:49,145 And now you 2 pricks are gonna fuck with me. 1574 01:27:49,213 --> 01:27:50,980 What is this, hump eddie week? 1575 01:27:54,117 --> 01:27:56,820 You guys aren't listening to me! I'm telling you- 1576 01:28:01,392 --> 01:28:03,793 Ow! 1577 01:28:03,861 --> 01:28:05,628 Uhh! 1578 01:28:21,345 --> 01:28:22,846 Get... 1579 01:28:22,913 --> 01:28:24,647 Get the door, sal. I got him. 1580 01:29:29,547 --> 01:29:30,480 Aah! 1581 01:29:46,464 --> 01:29:48,264 �que paso, amigo? Everything all right? 1582 01:29:50,033 --> 01:29:51,468 Everything's all right. 1583 01:29:53,103 --> 01:29:55,271 You sure? 1584 01:29:55,339 --> 01:29:56,405 Ok. 1585 01:30:01,645 --> 01:30:04,481 What the fuck is taking so long? 1586 01:30:26,604 --> 01:30:28,571 Police department, operator 24. 1587 01:30:28,639 --> 01:30:30,507 Help. Please help. 1588 01:30:30,574 --> 01:30:31,841 Who is this? 1589 01:30:31,909 --> 01:30:34,577 I'm in room 205-I mean 207 of the cromwell hotel, 1590 01:30:34,645 --> 01:30:36,345 And I just shot my girlfriend... 1591 01:30:36,413 --> 01:30:37,680 And her dog. 1592 01:30:37,748 --> 01:30:39,716 I'm gonna shoot myself if you don't get here quick. 1593 01:30:48,526 --> 01:30:52,262 Hey, you didn't tell me you was in the army, mr. Segal. 1594 01:30:52,329 --> 01:30:54,397 Don't go expecting no discounts, now. 1595 01:30:54,465 --> 01:30:55,398 Don't worry. 1596 01:30:56,767 --> 01:30:58,535 Checkin' out? 1597 01:30:58,602 --> 01:31:01,971 No, I'm just going back to the base for the night. 1598 01:31:07,010 --> 01:31:09,379 Some city we live in. 1599 01:31:09,446 --> 01:31:10,380 No shit. 1600 01:31:13,417 --> 01:31:14,784 No shit. 1601 01:31:17,954 --> 01:31:19,021 Oh, excuse me. 1602 01:31:20,991 --> 01:31:22,758 Give me the key to room 207. 1603 01:31:22,826 --> 01:31:24,026 What? Why you here? 1604 01:31:24,094 --> 01:31:25,027 Come on. 1605 01:31:25,095 --> 01:31:26,262 That room ain't even occupied. 1606 01:31:26,330 --> 01:31:28,064 Is now, with a corpse. 1607 01:31:55,226 --> 01:31:56,959 Your car, would you move it, please? 1608 01:31:59,029 --> 01:31:59,962 Please get back. 1609 01:32:00,030 --> 01:32:01,831 Officer, I gotta talk to that fella. 1610 01:32:01,898 --> 01:32:03,999 Wait a second. See that fella with that duffel bag? 1611 01:32:04,067 --> 01:32:05,702 He ain't a soldier. Wait a second. 1612 01:32:07,003 --> 01:32:08,204 What the hell's going on? 1613 01:32:08,272 --> 01:32:09,805 Somebody's trying to blow up the hotel. 1614 01:32:09,873 --> 01:32:12,775 I never did like the hotel in the first place. 1615 01:32:12,843 --> 01:32:13,776 Got no class. 1616 01:32:13,844 --> 01:32:15,111 Paramedics coming through. 1617 01:32:15,178 --> 01:32:16,512 Coming through, please. 1618 01:32:16,580 --> 01:32:17,614 Stand back. 1619 01:32:24,355 --> 01:32:26,856 Hey, mike, what happened over there? 1620 01:32:32,396 --> 01:32:33,463 Hey. 1621 01:32:33,530 --> 01:32:34,464 Wait a minute! 1622 01:32:34,531 --> 01:32:35,598 Hold it there. 1623 01:32:35,666 --> 01:32:38,635 Lady, move the car! 1624 01:32:38,702 --> 01:32:41,103 Move it. Move it. Just move it. 1625 01:32:41,171 --> 01:32:44,607 Have a nice day! 1626 01:32:44,675 --> 01:32:46,442 Jesus christ, you let him get away! 1627 01:32:46,510 --> 01:32:47,744 Look at this. 1628 01:32:49,446 --> 01:32:51,947 Eddie. 1629 01:32:54,851 --> 01:32:56,352 What do we do now? 1630 01:32:56,420 --> 01:32:59,188 We take care of business... 1631 01:32:59,256 --> 01:33:01,624 And then we take care of business. 1632 01:33:02,859 --> 01:33:04,294 You think your father will like me? 1633 01:33:06,196 --> 01:33:09,565 I think daddy's gonna get a big kick out of you. 1634 01:33:28,218 --> 01:33:29,485 Yes? 1635 01:33:29,553 --> 01:33:32,121 Special delivery package. It's marked "urgent." 1636 01:33:56,580 --> 01:33:58,481 God damn it, eddie. You did it. 1637 01:34:02,118 --> 01:34:05,020 It's come. Ohh! 1638 01:34:05,088 --> 01:34:07,156 Monica, we can't have such a noisy porch. 1639 01:34:07,224 --> 01:34:09,925 Mrs. Munson, here is your damn money. 1640 01:34:09,993 --> 01:34:12,962 Look, jesse, there's enough for the house. 1641 01:34:19,837 --> 01:34:22,271 get up 1642 01:34:22,339 --> 01:34:24,073 get down 1643 01:34:24,140 --> 01:34:27,810 till my poor world is spinnin' round 1644 01:34:27,878 --> 01:34:29,846 and it goes so fast 1645 01:34:29,913 --> 01:34:32,248 that nothin' lasts, you know 1646 01:34:32,315 --> 01:34:35,852 I know a lot, but I don't know what this is 1647 01:34:35,919 --> 01:34:39,489 this ain't no way of takin' care of business 1648 01:34:39,556 --> 01:34:43,259 there ain't no way of takin' care of business 1649 01:34:46,162 --> 01:34:47,830 get up 1650 01:34:47,898 --> 01:34:49,665 go on 1651 01:34:49,733 --> 01:34:53,503 this is no time to be alone 1652 01:34:53,570 --> 01:34:55,170 'cause it gets so long 1653 01:34:55,238 --> 01:34:57,840 when dreams are coming slow 1654 01:34:57,908 --> 01:35:01,444 I'll have to find me somethin' good to fall in 1655 01:35:01,512 --> 01:35:08,984 I'm oh, so good until they put the wall in 1656 01:35:12,489 --> 01:35:13,823 baby 1657 01:35:13,891 --> 01:35:17,293 you've got to be some kind of hero 1658 01:35:17,360 --> 01:35:19,395 just to live the life 1659 01:35:19,463 --> 01:35:21,798 that we are livin' now 1660 01:35:21,865 --> 01:35:23,299 we are livin' 1661 01:35:23,366 --> 01:35:26,803 but guess I'll just learn how 1662 01:35:26,870 --> 01:35:28,137 baby 1663 01:35:28,204 --> 01:35:31,974 don't be afraid to just let me know 1664 01:35:32,042 --> 01:35:35,144 if you need some kind of hero 1665 01:35:35,211 --> 01:35:37,814 I'll learn how 1666 01:35:37,881 --> 01:35:43,085 here and now 1667 01:35:46,457 --> 01:35:48,257 get it 1668 01:35:48,325 --> 01:35:49,992 get on 1669 01:35:50,060 --> 01:35:53,663 like I know what it's all about 1670 01:35:53,730 --> 01:35:55,665 and if you weren't there 1671 01:35:55,732 --> 01:35:58,167 I would not care at all 1672 01:35:58,234 --> 01:36:01,771 this ain't no time for lovin' it and leavin' 1673 01:36:01,839 --> 01:36:09,445 just hold me tight and try to keep believin' 1674 01:36:12,683 --> 01:36:13,950 baby 1675 01:36:14,017 --> 01:36:17,787 you got to be some kind of hero 1676 01:36:17,855 --> 01:36:19,622 just to live the life 1677 01:36:19,690 --> 01:36:21,958 that we are livin' now 1678 01:36:22,025 --> 01:36:23,793 we are livin' 1679 01:36:23,861 --> 01:36:27,296 but guess I'll just learn how 1680 01:36:27,364 --> 01:36:28,631 baby 1681 01:36:28,699 --> 01:36:32,635 don't be afraid to just let me know 1682 01:36:32,703 --> 01:36:35,404 if you need some kind of hero 112649