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Cutter, I'm not an alcoholic.
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I've been in this business
long enough to know
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that the next word that
comes out of your mouth
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I'm calling the police.
is gonna be a lie.
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- Don't make me tase you!
- On the ground, sir!
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How y'all doing?
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You know them?
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I trained those two dipshits.
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I would say that when I...
when I think about my ex-wife,
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it makes me want to drink.
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What did go wrong?
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Not cool, man.
She's dead.
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I never said she was dead.
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You said you ran into a tree
and she died.
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She came close,
but she pulled through.
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to share something, please?
Would someone else like
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Don't drink.
Don't drink.
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Hey. Hey!
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You got a light?
Yeah?
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I don't smoke.
Once a pussy, always a pussy.
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Dad?
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Well at least your little
pussy ears are still working.
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What are you doing here?
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I needed to see you, Sammy.
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You couldn't call?
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You... You're kind of
catching me at a weird time.
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I'm dying.
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Bullshit.
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Nah, I'm not dying
but I sorta missed you.
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So, how you been?
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I'm... I'm perfect.
Great. I'm great.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm on my way up to Vancouver
to tag this broad,
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so I thought I'd drop by.
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Check this out.
She sent me a tit pic.
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She's a bit of a tease, though.
She only sent me one tit.
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I don't need to see that.
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Cute, though, huh?
Huh?
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So what were you
in the church for?
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Uh, you in some kind
of gay men's choir?
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I run a support group.
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What kind of support group?
Oh.
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It, uh...
Is it a gay thing?
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No, I'm not gay.
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I was married to a woman,
remember?
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I-I work with people who
have substance-abuse issues.
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So you're still doing that.
Oh.
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I thought
it was kind of a fad, you know,
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like when you did karate...
or went to college.
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No, it's not a fad.
Just my life.
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Oh, good, good, good,
good, good, good.
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with something for a change.
It's nice to see you sticking
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Look,
I-I've had a long day...
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Me, too. Come on,
let's go get some grub.
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I'm buying. I know
this great place to get lobster.
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and you know that.
I hate lobster,
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Because it upsets my stomach.
How can you hate lobster?
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Oh cut that shit,
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lobster's one
of God's great delicacies.
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There isn't a person
on the planet
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Oh, yeah?
that doesn't love lobster.
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You know what they used it for
in the 1800s?
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Fertilizer.
Right. Right.
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And those are the same assholes
who also had slaves.
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So if you want
to support that, too,
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to have dinner with you,
well, then maybe I don't want
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you alt-right motherfucker.
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Hey, sorry I haven't seen you
since your accident thing.
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My accident thing?
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the drunken car wreck
Do you mean
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where I almost killed
my then-wife?
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Why, did you have another one?
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You got my card, though, huh?
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No.
Well, I definitely sent one.
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It must've got lost
or something.
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The mail out of Bangkok's
been a mess
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since the rickshaws
went electric.
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Okay, here's your Rob Roy.
Annette:
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Thank you, Annette.
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Oh, man, I'll take that.
Oh.
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And your Amstel Light.
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Are you kidding me?
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What?
It's a light beer.
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Dad, I'm sober.
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was drugs and hard liquor?
I thought your problem
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Yeah, well I-if you quit
the drugs and alcohol
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you got to quit the beer, too.
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Got it. Bring him
a glass of wine, please.
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What?
No! No wine!
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One glass of wine
ain't gonna kill ya.
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Little French kids
drink wine at lunch.
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I'm not a little French kid.
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Wow. If you can't have one
glass of wine with your old man,
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than you know, buddy boy.
then you got bigger problems
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Yeah, okay.
Now you're starting to get it.
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Be right back.
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Everything...
You ready to order?
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Yeah, two bake-stuffed
lobsters, please.
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I-I can't have lobster!
No, no, no! I'm not...
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I told you that.
It's hard on my stomach.
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That's not the lobster.
That's the butter.
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Don't blame the lobster.
The lobster did nothing!
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defending the lobster?!
Why are you always
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It's like the lobster
can do no wrong with you!
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All right,
I'll have the chicken.
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Okay.
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He's a good kid.
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some heavy stuff.
He's just going through
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Oh.
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That's why I came back here...
to do what dads do.
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That's sweet.
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God, I wish my dad
were more like you.
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Well, what's the matter?
He wasn't around much?
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I mean, it's just...
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It's a long story.
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That's okay. Go ahead.
Tell me about it.
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I want to hear your story.
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Hey, man, what's up?
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My Dad's in town.
So, guess what.
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Yeah. Yeah, I know.
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I may have told him
that you were at the church.
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What?
Why would you do that?
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You know
he's one of my triggers!
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Connection" was your trigger?
I thought the song "Rainbow
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I've got a lot
of fucking triggers!
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All right.
Sorry, dude.
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Hey, uh,
does he still think I'm gay?
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He thinks everybody is gay.
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as my friend right now, okay?
Look, I'm not calling you
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I'm calling you as my sponsor.
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I need your fucking help.
What are you talking about?
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He put a beer in front of me,
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and if... if it hadn't been
an Amstel Light
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a very different phone call.
this would be
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Oh, what an asshole.
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I really fucking wanted it, man.
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It was, like, a frosted mug,
just a golden amber.
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Of course you did.
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how do I...
All right, so, how...
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How do you deal with this?
I don't know, man.
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It's different for everybody.
You know what I mean?
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You got to just figure out
what works for you
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and then do that.
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wouldn't work for you.
What works for me definitely
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I know that much.
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Ben, cut the shit, all right?
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I need some real advice here.
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Okay.
Well, just, you know,
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you've done and...
think of all the hard work
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the weeks and months
and years and...
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how you got a lot of people
counting on you
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and, you know, they look up
to you, don't they?
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all that with one drink.
You know? So just don't erase
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Yeah, you gotta do better
than that next time.
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I gotta go.
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There, there.
Let it all out.
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Mm-hmm.
Daddy's here.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Where are your keys?
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My dad has them.
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Mm-hmm.
You have a dad?
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I always thought you were
one of those Russian babies
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who grew up in an orphanage
without human contact.
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Actually, pretty accurate.
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He's a total drunk
Not only do I have one...
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who spends every waking second
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trying to bone
anything with a pulse.
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Ewwww.
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You say that, but you'll
probably end up doing him.
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your Dad could possibly steal
Okay, everything
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has been locked away in the safe
underneath my bed.
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You have a safe under your bed?
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Nope.
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I'm gonna...
I'm gonna go check on the chili.
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Yeah, yeah.
Take it all, take it all!
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Oh, yeah, take it all...
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
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No, no, no.
Come on! Not here.
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Sorry, but there's someone
sleeping on the couch.
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Dad, please.
Oh, yeah.
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Oh, come on, kid,
give me a break.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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Hey, wake up.
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I need the couch.
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What? No.
Come on.
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This is my spot.
Well, no, it's my spot
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until now.
that I let you have
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Get up.
Ugh!
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If I get up, then I might
go out and get drunk.
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Well, I'll buy you
the first round.
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Man!
What the fuck?
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Dude, now I got to plug
this shit in somewhere else!
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All right, all right,
all right, fine, fine,
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I'll sleep on the floor.
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- Oh, yeah!
- Oh, God!
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Oh, take it.
Take it all.
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Take it, honey.
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Oh, yeah.
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moaning loudly ]
[ Jack and Annette
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Oh, yes!
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Sounds like he really knows
what he's doing in there.
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Shut up.
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Ahh!
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Yeah.
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Oh. Uh.
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Good morning, pussycat!
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Is Annette still here?
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Who?
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The woman with the daddy issues.
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to school.
No, she had to take her kids
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Not everybody sleeps the day
away like you do, kiddo.
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Oh, hey, Jack.
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Holy shit, Ben...
Did you gain weight?
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Uh, no. Actually, I lost
a little bit of weight.
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a new scale, kiddo.
Uh, might be time to get
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Hey, hope
I didn't keep you up last night.
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Oh, you mean
with all that loud fucking?
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Yeah.
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She was a screamer, huh?
Yeah.
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want to wash your sheets.
Oh, and Sammy, you'll probably
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Hey, I'm burning those.
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And who is this beauty?
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I'm Claire.
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Clear?
Is that some Scientology thing?
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'Cause there's definitely
something evolved
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Okay, okay. Give it a rest.
about this lady.
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All right, all right.
So what are we doing today, huh?
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We aren't doing anythin.
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Oh, come on, how often
do we get to hang around, hmm?
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Aren't you supposed to be
up in Vancouver
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with the uni-boober?
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You wouldn't talk to your dad
like that, would you?
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My Dad's dead.
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Oh, hm.
Walked right into that one.
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I know.
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Let's go to the pool hall
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like when you were a kid.
and hustle marks,
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No, I can't, I got stuff to do.
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Oh, you're like that kid in
that "Cat's in the Cradle" song.
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All right, that's a song about
a father who ignores his kid.
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ends up ignoring the dad.
Yeah, and then the kid
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There are no winners here.
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Mm-hmm.
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God, you are a whiny fuck.
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Look, I'm sorry
if you don't think
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I was the greatest dad in
the world when you were a kid,
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Get over it?
but get over it.
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That's right, get over it.
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'Cause until I get the kinks
worked out in my time machine,
252
00:10:44,390 --> 00:10:45,930
there is nothing
we can do about it.
253
00:10:45,930 --> 00:10:47,460
Now come on,
I want to hang around.
254
00:10:47,460 --> 00:10:50,870
of your... "meetings."
I know. Take me to one
255
00:10:50,870 --> 00:10:53,100
You want to go
to one of my meetings?
256
00:10:53,100 --> 00:10:54,070
Of course I do.
257
00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,800
But first we better stop
at the liquor store...
258
00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:57,870
I'm gonna need something strong
to get through that shit.
259
00:10:57,870 --> 00:11:00,280
Very funny.
260
00:11:04,350 --> 00:11:05,480
Hey.
261
00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:06,620
Hey.
262
00:11:06,620 --> 00:11:07,950
How you doing?
263
00:11:07,950 --> 00:11:09,020
Not bad.
How are you doing?
264
00:11:09,020 --> 00:11:12,050
Good. Good.
Great.
265
00:11:12,050 --> 00:11:15,420
Um, sooo, how's Ben doing?
266
00:11:15,420 --> 00:11:17,690
Uh, he's good, you know.
Being Ben.
267
00:11:17,690 --> 00:11:19,500
Why?
268
00:11:19,500 --> 00:11:23,070
I was just curious, 'cause
he just seemed a little... odd
269
00:11:23,070 --> 00:11:24,300
the last time I saw him.
270
00:11:24,300 --> 00:11:26,570
of weird when my Dad's around.
Oh, yeah, he's... he's kind
271
00:11:26,570 --> 00:11:28,900
Someone call?
My ears were burning.
272
00:11:28,900 --> 00:11:30,710
Oh, come on, Sam,
Probably your syphilis.
273
00:11:30,710 --> 00:11:32,510
you don't get syphilis
in the ears...
274
00:11:32,510 --> 00:11:34,310
at the wrong moment.
unless she turns her head
275
00:11:34,310 --> 00:11:37,080
Allison, this is Jack.
He's my father.
276
00:11:37,080 --> 00:11:37,780
No, don't... don't smile.
He'll try to bang you.
277
00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:40,050
Jack Loudermilk, Esquire.
278
00:11:40,050 --> 00:11:41,320
You're not...
H-He's not a lawyer.
279
00:11:41,320 --> 00:11:44,050
and my favorite magazin.
I was telling her my name
280
00:11:44,050 --> 00:11:45,220
I figured that,
being that she's a model,
281
00:11:45,220 --> 00:11:46,720
in the damn thing.
she's probably been
Here we go.
282
00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:49,330
Okay... yeah,
I-I can see the resemblance.
283
00:11:49,330 --> 00:11:51,190
were genetic.
If only charm
284
00:11:51,190 --> 00:11:54,860
True dat.
I-I will see you guys later.
285
00:11:54,860 --> 00:11:56,200
I certainly hope so.
286
00:11:56,200 --> 00:11:57,870
We could talk about your dad.
287
00:11:57,870 --> 00:12:00,070
Stop, please.
288
00:12:00,070 --> 00:12:01,200
Stop.
What?
289
00:12:01,200 --> 00:12:03,610
2C... I'll remember that.
290
00:12:03,610 --> 00:12:05,340
911...
I'll remember that.
291
00:12:07,140 --> 00:12:08,610
- I'm coming, I'm coming.
- Come on.
292
00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:16,220
Who wants to talk?
Come on, somebody.
293
00:12:20,160 --> 00:12:23,430
I-I-I'm sick of this shit.
all right?
294
00:12:23,430 --> 00:12:25,460
We're gonna do an exercise.
295
00:12:25,460 --> 00:12:28,300
Everybody is gonna say one thing
humiliating about themselves
296
00:12:28,300 --> 00:12:30,030
that nobody else knows.
297
00:12:30,030 --> 00:12:32,500
of this playing-it-safe shit.
No more
298
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,440
Who's gonna start?
299
00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:36,770
Come on.
300
00:12:36,770 --> 00:12:37,970
No.
301
00:12:39,780 --> 00:12:44,080
Usually I sleep
with just a shirt on.
302
00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:44,610
You mean no underwear?
303
00:12:44,610 --> 00:12:46,450
Nope.
Just a shirt.
304
00:12:46,450 --> 00:12:48,180
Sometimes just my tie.
305
00:12:48,180 --> 00:12:49,990
Okay.
That's a terrible start.
306
00:12:49,990 --> 00:12:51,590
I think we can do
a lot better than that.
307
00:12:51,590 --> 00:12:55,320
Who's up?
I once had to watch my son
tap dancing to "Disco Duck"
308
00:12:55,320 --> 00:12:56,860
during a school talent show.
309
00:12:56,860 --> 00:13:00,100
as humiliating as hell.
That was
310
00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:00,930
All right, I was fucking seven.
311
00:13:00,930 --> 00:13:02,430
Okay, what about
when you were 14?
312
00:13:02,430 --> 00:13:04,400
Yeah, okay, all right!
You used to go upstairs...
313
00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:06,270
I-I want to hear
actually in the group.
from some people who are
314
00:13:06,270 --> 00:13:08,600
I fucked a chicken once.
315
00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:11,270
Okay, g... What?
316
00:13:11,270 --> 00:13:13,540
I fucked a chicken.
317
00:13:15,140 --> 00:13:18,680
You mean
you fucked a... a chick?
318
00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:21,680
Can I tell my own story?
Thank you.
319
00:13:21,680 --> 00:13:23,750
Yeah.
320
00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:27,620
Uh, my old lady
kicked me out of the house.
321
00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:30,160
This was back in Aberdeen.
I was sleeping in the barn.
322
00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:35,300
And I was all pissed off
and drunk out of my gourd
323
00:13:35,300 --> 00:13:39,840
and there was
this chicken there.
324
00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:45,510
and I-I fucked it.
And I, uh... I picked it up,
325
00:13:45,510 --> 00:13:49,510
How is...
How is that even possible?
326
00:13:49,510 --> 00:13:51,250
Mm...
327
00:13:51,250 --> 00:13:52,920
I-I'm not a zoologist,
but I guess you got
328
00:13:52,920 --> 00:13:56,590
to go up in where the eggs
come down, right?
329
00:13:56,590 --> 00:13:59,190
- that's the chicken vagina.
- Yeah. I mean,
330
00:13:59,190 --> 00:14:03,060
Or the chi-Gina?
331
00:14:03,060 --> 00:14:04,260
Well, I know
it wasn't the asshole
332
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:07,530
'cause I didn't get any shit
on me or anything, you know.
333
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:12,330
Hey, what came first,
the chicken or the egg?
334
00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:14,270
I think I did.
335
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:18,140
Okay.
We're done with that.
336
00:14:18,140 --> 00:14:20,880
Somebody talk about something
that's happening this week.
337
00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:23,350
Who wants to start?
338
00:14:23,350 --> 00:14:24,880
Sam, a moment?
339
00:14:24,880 --> 00:14:28,050
Yeah.
340
00:14:28,050 --> 00:14:29,020
All right.
341
00:14:29,020 --> 00:14:30,690
your best, all right?
Just, everybody, just do
342
00:14:30,690 --> 00:14:31,820
I'll be right back.
343
00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:33,690
Hey, padre.
344
00:14:33,690 --> 00:14:35,490
You got your crucifix
and holy water handy?
345
00:14:35,490 --> 00:14:38,090
This guy's got demons.
346
00:14:41,760 --> 00:14:44,830
Listen. I got some scheduling
issues we need to talk about.
347
00:14:44,830 --> 00:14:46,770
I-I know.
Yeah.
348
00:14:46,770 --> 00:14:48,300
We... We started late today.
349
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:49,840
I got my asshole father in town.
350
00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:51,670
No, it's not about that.
351
00:14:51,670 --> 00:14:54,840
In fact, I was gonna tell you
since I gave you back the keys,
352
00:14:54,840 --> 00:14:57,310
some... some nice changes
I've noticed
353
00:14:57,310 --> 00:14:59,720
around here.
Oh, good.
in some of the guys
354
00:14:59,720 --> 00:15:01,450
I think they're really starting
to put it together.
355
00:15:01,450 --> 00:15:04,850
Mugsy is right on the verge
of really getting it.
356
00:15:04,850 --> 00:15:07,120
I'm not an alcoholic?
So you're saying
357
00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:09,260
No.
I don't think so.
358
00:15:09,260 --> 00:15:11,390
But I've been in rehab
three times.
359
00:15:11,390 --> 00:15:13,600
Pbht!
Rehab is a business.
360
00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:15,730
That's true.
It is big business.
361
00:15:15,730 --> 00:15:17,600
So, what happened to you?
362
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:19,400
Hmm? Oh, nothing.
363
00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:20,940
My parents are both
on the small side, but that's...
364
00:15:20,940 --> 00:15:22,670
Not you.
Flapjacks.
365
00:15:22,670 --> 00:15:25,470
What? Nothing.
What do you mean?
366
00:15:25,470 --> 00:15:26,740
what do I mean?
What do you mean
367
00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:28,010
What happened to your arms?
368
00:15:28,010 --> 00:15:29,280
They get blown off or something?
369
00:15:29,280 --> 00:15:31,550
Yeah. Yeah, they got
blown off in Iraq,
370
00:15:31,550 --> 00:15:33,680
but they managed
to reattach my hands.
371
00:15:33,680 --> 00:15:35,350
They did their best.
Well, you know...
372
00:15:35,350 --> 00:15:37,250
Oof.
373
00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:39,220
Anyway,
What the fuck?
I'd venture to guess...
374
00:15:39,220 --> 00:15:41,620
...more than half of you people
are not alcoholics.
375
00:15:41,620 --> 00:15:43,360
are you talking, buddy?
What kind of shit
376
00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:44,830
Let me ask a question...
377
00:15:44,830 --> 00:15:46,360
Why do you guys like to drink?
378
00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:47,630
I don't know.
379
00:15:47,630 --> 00:15:49,360
'Cause it makes me feel good?
380
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:50,900
that's why I drink, too.
Yeah,
381
00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,900
- Really? Me, too.
- Yep.
382
00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:55,640
And what was it God said
in the Bible about feeling good?
383
00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,240
He said go for it!
384
00:15:57,240 --> 00:15:59,040
He didn't say that!
385
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,580
What did Jesus do
his last night on earth?
386
00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:02,510
He partied!
387
00:16:02,510 --> 00:16:05,980
He got his guys together,
and they turned bread into wine,
388
00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:07,920
and then they got hammered!
389
00:16:07,920 --> 00:16:10,450
So God wants us to be happy.
390
00:16:10,450 --> 00:16:12,190
You bet your ass he does!
391
00:16:12,190 --> 00:16:15,320
But society,
they demonize you guys.
392
00:16:15,320 --> 00:16:17,860
alcohol outright...
I mean, they couldn't ban
393
00:16:17,860 --> 00:16:19,730
even though
they sure as hell tried...
394
00:16:19,730 --> 00:16:21,730
so they come at you guys
another way.
395
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,130
And you wanna know why?
396
00:16:23,130 --> 00:16:25,130
Because rehab is big business.
397
00:16:25,130 --> 00:16:28,140
It's got lobbyists.
And every business...
398
00:16:28,140 --> 00:16:30,470
And the lobbyists
for the rehab industry,
399
00:16:30,470 --> 00:16:33,940
they got paid to make sure that
every senator and every governor
400
00:16:33,940 --> 00:16:37,150
voted to lower the DUI level
to .08,
401
00:16:37,150 --> 00:16:39,620
even though we all know
that .08...
402
00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:41,150
Well, you don't even get drunk
403
00:16:41,150 --> 00:16:43,020
until you're into the teens,
right?
404
00:16:43,020 --> 00:16:44,750
.08?
That's mouthwash.
405
00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:46,360
Tom, I want you to leave.
406
00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:48,420
Come on, I wanna stay.
Now!
Okay.
407
00:16:48,420 --> 00:16:51,290
is .08.
So, now drunk driving
408
00:16:51,290 --> 00:16:55,060
So when you get arrested
for drunk driving
409
00:16:55,060 --> 00:16:57,070
you are obligated to do rehab.
410
00:16:57,070 --> 00:16:58,900
Why?
Because these lobbyists...
411
00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:03,070
They got the law changed
that says if you do rehab
412
00:17:03,070 --> 00:17:05,070
from your job.
they can't fire you
413
00:17:05,070 --> 00:17:05,910
So, you see what they're doing?
414
00:17:05,910 --> 00:17:07,580
They're feeding the dragon.
415
00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:09,410
You know, it does seem
that way sometimes.
416
00:17:09,410 --> 00:17:11,250
I mean they never gave
Dean Martin or Spuds MacKenzie
417
00:17:11,250 --> 00:17:13,150
Exactly.
this kind of shit.
418
00:17:13,150 --> 00:17:15,720
And Dudley Moore's
only good movie was "Arthur."
419
00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:17,920
Yeah!
420
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:21,260
But how do I know
if I'm not really an alcoholic?
421
00:17:21,260 --> 00:17:23,730
Don't listen to this idiot.
You're all alcoholics!
422
00:17:23,730 --> 00:17:25,730
Just do what I do.
423
00:17:25,730 --> 00:17:28,000
for one month every year
I quit drinking
424
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:29,500
just to test the brakes.
425
00:17:29,500 --> 00:17:32,000
If you can do that,
you're not an alcoholic.
426
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,670
I've got five weeks
under my belt right now.
427
00:17:34,670 --> 00:17:36,200
Then you're not an alcoholic.
428
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,210
for nine months.
I've been sober
429
00:17:38,210 --> 00:17:40,140
Then you are definitely not
an alcoholic.
430
00:17:40,140 --> 00:17:43,010
The longest I ever been clean
is five days.
431
00:17:43,010 --> 00:17:44,880
Hmm.
432
00:17:44,880 --> 00:17:46,820
Well, you may have a problem,
chicken fucker.
433
00:17:46,820 --> 00:17:48,220
Mm.
434
00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:49,180
are tak...
So, the bingo bitches
435
00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:51,750
Ah!
Bingo ladies...
436
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,590
Are taking Tuesdays
at 8:00.
437
00:17:53,590 --> 00:17:56,760
We keep Thursdays at 8:00
and move to Tuesdays at 5:00?
438
00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:59,060
are 5:00,
No, your Thursdays
439
00:17:59,060 --> 00:18:00,960
and your Wednesday
moves to Saturday.
440
00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:03,500
Loudermilk!
Cutter's choking out your dad.
441
00:18:03,500 --> 00:18:06,100
What?
442
00:18:06,100 --> 00:18:09,300
Accept the things
you cannot change
443
00:18:09,300 --> 00:18:11,370
you can...
and change the things
444
00:18:11,370 --> 00:18:12,770
Stop resisting!
445
00:18:12,770 --> 00:18:14,310
Aren't you gonna break that up?
446
00:18:14,310 --> 00:18:15,710
Or I'll shove my blue chip
down your throat!
447
00:18:15,710 --> 00:18:16,850
In a sec.
Stop! He's resisting!
448
00:18:16,850 --> 00:18:17,980
He's resisting!
449
00:18:17,980 --> 00:18:19,980
How long was I out?
450
00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:23,050
Just for a couple minutes,
and you deserved it.
451
00:18:23,050 --> 00:18:24,650
Guys are trying to walk
a tightrope,
452
00:18:24,650 --> 00:18:26,460
and you're grabbing the wire
and shaking it.
453
00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:28,520
Hey, I was just trying
Hope?
to give 'em hope.
454
00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,290
Yeah, hope
that maybe they're not as bad
455
00:18:30,290 --> 00:18:31,790
Are you a fucking idiot?
as they think they are.
456
00:18:31,790 --> 00:18:33,930
They're worse
than they think they are!
457
00:18:33,930 --> 00:18:36,060
have for decent lives
The only hope these guys
458
00:18:36,060 --> 00:18:39,470
is to accept the fact that they
can never, ever drink again.
459
00:18:39,470 --> 00:18:41,740
Okay, relax, relax.
I'm gonna get out of your hair.
460
00:18:41,740 --> 00:18:44,740
I've got a masseuse
coming over to work on my neck.
461
00:18:44,740 --> 00:18:46,610
out of my hair"?
How's that "getting
462
00:18:46,610 --> 00:18:49,750
Don't worry,
you won't even know we're here.
463
00:18:51,610 --> 00:18:53,550
Okay. Okay, yeah, yeah.
Who's your daddy?
464
00:18:53,550 --> 00:18:55,420
Who's your daddy?
Who's your daddy?
465
00:18:55,420 --> 00:18:56,950
- Oh!
- Who's your daddy?
466
00:18:56,950 --> 00:18:58,690
Who's your daddy?
Who's your daddy?
467
00:18:58,690 --> 00:19:01,420
Who's your daddy?
468
00:19:01,420 --> 00:19:03,430
Oh, yeah.
Who's your daddy?!
469
00:19:03,430 --> 00:19:05,690
Oh, yes!
Who's your daddy?!
470
00:19:05,690 --> 00:19:07,030
Yeah, yeah!
471
00:19:07,030 --> 00:19:08,630
Ohh, yeah.
472
00:19:08,630 --> 00:19:12,830
What's her hourly?
I mean, how can he afford this?
473
00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:16,970
Take it all.
Yeah.
474
00:19:16,970 --> 00:19:19,240
Take it all.
Yeah, take it all.
475
00:19:19,240 --> 00:19:21,110
I thought
he was just being charming
476
00:19:21,110 --> 00:19:23,980
when he said he was gonna
give her frame damage.
477
00:19:23,980 --> 00:19:25,910
Really?
478
00:19:25,910 --> 00:19:27,650
You found that charming?
479
00:19:27,650 --> 00:19:28,780
Well... cute.
480
00:19:28,780 --> 00:19:31,050
Yeah.
Take it all.
481
00:19:31,050 --> 00:19:32,650
Take it all.
Yeah.
482
00:19:32,650 --> 00:19:33,860
Take it all.
483
00:19:33,860 --> 00:19:36,390
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
484
00:19:36,390 --> 00:19:39,060
Oh, yeah!
Yeah.
485
00:19:39,060 --> 00:19:40,330
What's this?
486
00:19:40,330 --> 00:19:41,600
I don't know.
487
00:19:41,600 --> 00:19:43,400
Huh?
I don't know!
488
00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:45,870
Who's your daddy?
Who's your daddy?
489
00:19:45,870 --> 00:19:48,070
Oh, yeah! Yeah. Yeah.
490
00:19:48,070 --> 00:19:49,600
Get out here!
491
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,670
Right now?
I'm in the middle of someone.
492
00:19:51,670 --> 00:19:53,340
Now!
493
00:19:53,340 --> 00:19:55,080
No, no.
Don't, don't, don't.
494
00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,340
Don't worry about him.
Don't...
495
00:19:56,340 --> 00:19:58,350
No, no, you don't have to leave.
496
00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:02,820
Your neck seems fine now.
I'm gonna go.
497
00:20:02,820 --> 00:20:04,950
What are you talking about?
I was just getting loosened up.
498
00:20:04,950 --> 00:20:06,760
Hey.
Come on, Svetlana.
499
00:20:06,760 --> 00:20:08,960
We were having fun, weren't we?
Come on!
500
00:20:08,960 --> 00:20:11,290
Oh, please!
501
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:14,630
You happy, shitballs?
Look what ya did!
502
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:16,470
You owe me an apology.
503
00:20:16,470 --> 00:20:18,030
I owe you an apolog?
For what?
504
00:20:18,030 --> 00:20:21,170
hiding under the couch.
Look what I found
505
00:20:21,170 --> 00:20:22,300
That's not mine.
506
00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:23,440
Bullshit!
507
00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:25,170
Whose is it, then?
508
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:29,510
Okay, it's mine.
But at least I hid it.
509
00:20:29,510 --> 00:20:31,510
I guess I forgot how good
your nose is for hard liquor.
510
00:20:31,510 --> 00:20:34,250
is trying to be sober.
I told you that everybody here
511
00:20:34,250 --> 00:20:36,450
I think you should apologize
to all of us.
512
00:20:36,450 --> 00:20:38,450
Why?
You never apologized to me.
513
00:20:38,450 --> 00:20:40,520
Isn't that one of your steps?
Apologizing to your old man?
514
00:20:40,520 --> 00:20:43,330
to the people that I wronged,
No! I apologized
515
00:20:43,330 --> 00:20:44,860
Fine.
not people who wronged me.
516
00:20:44,860 --> 00:20:46,530
I'm getting
the hell out of here.
517
00:20:46,530 --> 00:20:49,460
No, no, no, you don't get
to fucking get off that easy.
518
00:20:49,460 --> 00:20:51,330
All right?
519
00:20:51,330 --> 00:20:53,740
of my life like a tornado...
You just blow in and out
520
00:20:53,740 --> 00:20:56,270
Why can't you for once
take responsibility
521
00:20:56,270 --> 00:20:58,740
for being
so fucking irresponsible?
522
00:21:00,610 --> 00:21:03,480
Okay.
523
00:21:03,480 --> 00:21:04,810
I brought the flask.
I'm sorry
524
00:21:04,810 --> 00:21:06,210
Happy?
No.
525
00:21:06,210 --> 00:21:07,620
I'm talking about my whole life.
526
00:21:07,620 --> 00:21:09,080
Oh Christ, here we go again.
527
00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:10,290
When you were a kid,
I was a good father.
528
00:21:10,290 --> 00:21:12,290
to the liquor cabinet!
You gave me a key
529
00:21:12,290 --> 00:21:14,420
You asked me to!
I was twelve!
530
00:21:14,420 --> 00:21:17,060
Okay, so I made one mistake.
531
00:21:17,060 --> 00:21:18,490
When I was in ninth grade,
you disappeared for four years.
532
00:21:18,490 --> 00:21:20,200
for four years!
We didn't see you
533
00:21:20,200 --> 00:21:21,560
Hey, that was
between your mother and me.
534
00:21:21,560 --> 00:21:23,570
Well, what about me, huh?
535
00:21:23,570 --> 00:21:27,500
What about me, Dad?
536
00:21:27,500 --> 00:21:29,700
That's why I came back.
537
00:21:29,700 --> 00:21:32,710
Sure,
when I didn't need you anymore.
538
00:21:34,310 --> 00:21:38,310
terrible childhoods, okay?
Look, we all had
539
00:21:38,310 --> 00:21:40,150
I had one, my father had one,
540
00:21:40,150 --> 00:21:41,980
you had one,
and your kid's gonna have one.
541
00:21:41,980 --> 00:21:44,850
No.
No, he's not.
542
00:21:44,850 --> 00:21:47,190
'Cause this fucked up
Loudermilk legacy
543
00:21:47,190 --> 00:21:48,660
Yeah, I don't doubt that,
ends right here.
544
00:21:48,660 --> 00:21:50,430
what with your personality.
545
00:21:50,430 --> 00:21:51,990
I mean, what kind of person
doesn't like lobster?!
546
00:21:51,990 --> 00:21:54,460
Fuck you!
No, fuck you!
547
00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:56,260
Why can't you just admit
548
00:21:56,260 --> 00:21:57,470
that's really pissing you off
that the thing
549
00:21:57,470 --> 00:21:59,330
is that I can drink
and you can't.
550
00:21:59,330 --> 00:22:01,870
That's bullshit.
551
00:22:01,870 --> 00:22:03,410
Bullshit?
Is it?
552
00:22:03,410 --> 00:22:05,440
I can drink and I can go to bed
553
00:22:05,440 --> 00:22:07,340
and have a normal life.
and I can get up and go to work
554
00:22:07,340 --> 00:22:09,480
When you drink,
you forget little things...
555
00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,210
stupid things...
like how to go to bed...
556
00:22:11,210 --> 00:22:13,280
how to write, how to drive.
557
00:22:17,350 --> 00:22:20,160
by morning.
I want you out of here
558
00:22:26,030 --> 00:22:28,830
You know what?
559
00:22:28,830 --> 00:22:31,770
I'm gonna call my masseuse
and tell her to come back.
560
00:22:37,310 --> 00:22:38,970
Hey!
Hey.
561
00:22:38,970 --> 00:22:41,080
Where are you going?
562
00:22:41,080 --> 00:22:41,980
with my dad.
I just had a blowout
563
00:22:41,980 --> 00:22:43,780
I'm gonna go check into a hotel.
564
00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:45,910
At 2:00 a.m.?
Why don't you just...
565
00:22:45,910 --> 00:22:47,720
What, sleep on your couch?
566
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:50,090
No.
567
00:22:50,090 --> 00:22:52,050
Just go back and, you know,
568
00:22:52,050 --> 00:22:52,750
with your dad.
smooth things over
569
00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:54,660
Yeah.
That's not gonna happen.
570
00:22:54,660 --> 00:22:59,060
I mean, I-I would...
What?
571
00:22:59,060 --> 00:23:01,600
I'd let you sleep on my couch,
Loudermilk, but...
572
00:23:01,600 --> 00:23:03,930
is like three feet long.
my couch
573
00:23:03,930 --> 00:23:07,270
Well, I don't mind
sleeping on the floor.
574
00:23:07,270 --> 00:23:10,210
I don't know, Sam, you know?
575
00:23:10,210 --> 00:23:12,070
Carl might not go for that.
576
00:23:12,070 --> 00:23:13,880
Okay, couch is good.
577
00:23:13,880 --> 00:23:17,050
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.
578
00:23:17,050 --> 00:23:18,210
- You!
Oh, who's your daddy now?
579
00:23:18,210 --> 00:23:19,750
Who?
Who's your daddy? Yeah.
580
00:23:19,750 --> 00:23:21,420
Take it all.
Take it all.
581
00:23:21,420 --> 00:23:23,420
Sorry for all this.
Take it all.
582
00:23:23,420 --> 00:23:25,350
Oh, yeah!
Oh, yeah!
583
00:23:25,350 --> 00:23:29,060
Oh, take it all!
Take it all!
584
00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:31,230
I, um
585
00:23:31,230 --> 00:23:33,360
I got an idea.
586
00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:34,500
Oh.
587
00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,130
Oh, yeah!
588
00:23:36,130 --> 00:23:39,030
to put on some music?
Do you want me
589
00:23:40,170 --> 00:23:41,900
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
590
00:23:41,900 --> 00:23:45,040
Why not? Sure.
591
00:23:45,040 --> 00:23:47,580
- Oh! Oh!
- Oh, yeah!
592
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:52,050
Who's your daddy?
Who's your daddy?
593
00:23:52,050 --> 00:23:54,080
Who's your daddy?!
Who's your daddy?!
594
00:23:58,090 --> 00:24:01,060
Who's your daddy?
Who's your daddy now?
595
00:24:01,060 --> 00:24:02,460
Oh, yeah.
Who's your daddy?
596
00:24:02,460 --> 00:24:05,090
Who's your daddy?
597
00:24:13,470 --> 00:24:16,140
Who's this?
598
00:24:16,140 --> 00:24:18,610
Andy Shauf.
599
00:24:18,610 --> 00:24:20,940
Huh. Nice.
600
00:24:20,940 --> 00:24:23,280
It's Carl's.
601
00:24:37,830 --> 00:24:40,030
What are you still doing here?
602
00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:45,000
I didn't want us
to end things like that.
603
00:24:45,570 --> 00:24:47,100
We're not...
604
00:24:47,100 --> 00:24:48,700
We're not ending anything, okay?
605
00:24:48,700 --> 00:24:50,240
We're just...
606
00:24:50,240 --> 00:24:52,970
I think we do better
when we're apart.
607
00:24:52,970 --> 00:24:55,640
Yeah, well,
I just want you to know that,
608
00:24:55,640 --> 00:24:58,510
no matter what you think of me,
609
00:24:58,510 --> 00:25:00,920
I'm very proud
to have you as my son.
610
00:25:04,320 --> 00:25:06,650
Well, thanks.
611
00:25:06,650 --> 00:25:09,920
I mean, God knows
you were far from perfect,
612
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:11,530
but you were good enough for me.
613
00:25:14,130 --> 00:25:15,860
Okay.
614
00:25:15,860 --> 00:25:18,530
Anyway, I got a Vancouver cougar
615
00:25:18,530 --> 00:25:21,340
so I should hit the road.
waiting up north for me,
616
00:25:24,540 --> 00:25:28,080
Oh, and, Sammy...
617
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:29,810
you might want
to keep an eye on Ben.
618
00:25:29,810 --> 00:25:31,750
Not gay.
No,
619
00:25:31,750 --> 00:25:37,050
vulnerable.
he just seems, uh...
620
00:25:37,050 --> 00:25:40,290
Okay, sure.
621
00:25:40,290 --> 00:25:43,160
Give your old man a hug.
622
00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:50,370
- Travel safe.
- Mm-hmm.
623
00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:55,900
Hey, Dad.
624
00:25:55,900 --> 00:26:00,310
Uh, I just, you know...
625
00:26:00,310 --> 00:26:02,380
Sorry.
626
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:16,320
Did he leave?
627
00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:19,460
Yep.
628
00:26:19,460 --> 00:26:21,730
Well, say what you will
about him,
629
00:26:21,730 --> 00:26:24,200
but that guy can fuck.
630
00:27:19,080 --> 00:27:20,327
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