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What's this? "You're the king of the world"?

-Hi. How are you?

FEELINGS

-But I think...

No, I'm sure that...

I'd rather not get married at all than do it at City Hall.

Because when a girl gets married, she wants a ceremony.

She wants it to be a solemn event.

A civil marriage is so dreary.

Sinister...it's almost eerie.

With the articles of law, and all that...

it's...

it's very mundane, and...

in fact, I told myself...

that marriage is a way of showing...

that love is sacred.

-Kids!

They're here kids!

-This is it...my house.

-Yoohoo!

-Papa!

-I see them in the garden!

Can you see them?

-If you want, we can cancel everything. -You're scared.

Admit it. -I'm not scared.

I'm just saying that if you prefer, we can cancel the whole thing.

I wouldn't blame you.

-You wouldn't blame me? -No.

-What are you thinking? It's too late.

-No it isn't too late, we're free.

-Whatever happens, nothing will change the fact that I'll blame you my whole life.

-Why's that? -Because I love you.

Because I can't live without you.

-Is that my fault? -Yeah.

I'm not joking. It's your fault.

-A little.

-I saw you!

Did you see us? -Yep, you waved your arms.

-You really saw us? -Yes.

-How'd we look? -Like ants.

Have Fran�ois and his wife arrived?

No, I saw the movers. They just left everything out there. It's bizarre.

They're idiots.

-You've got something there. -Yeah, but I don't like it when you...

-Did you take it to the other side? -That's exactly what I did.

Let's go.

"Welcome to your new home. We took what looked fragile and stored it at our house."

"See you tomorrow. Your friend, Jacques."

Shhh!

Boy, I'm hot!

You could choke from the heat here.

-What are you doing? -Making some heat!

The heat in this house is incredible!

It's incredible.

You need to cool down!

Absolutely.

Huh? Oh stop! The neighbors!

Stop, Fran�ois! Open up! You idiot!

Open up!

The neighbors!

The neighbors can see me!

Hurry up!

Shit!

Quick!

Shhhhhh! Shhhhhh!

Did you see our neighbor?

You saw her naked too?

Alice, Christine, Marie, Violette,

Sandra, Rachel, Catherine

Would you like to be

my wife?

Alain, Christian, Robert, Eric, Francis, G�rard, Thomas

Will you be my husband?

Yes

I take you as my wife

I give myself to you

I take you as my husband

I give myself to you.

I give myself to you.

I am a suitcase left at your doorstep.

Fran�ois?

Take it, it's a 4-leaf clover. It'll bring you luck today.

I am a suitcase left at your doorstep.

I love you.

I love you.

And I love you too.

I'll watch over you.

-Hello. -Hello. Sorry to disturb you.

-You're not disturbing me.

-I'm Fran�ois' wife...Fran�ois Voque.

I'll never get used to "Mrs. Voque".

My name's Edith.

-Hi.. -I brought you some madeleines...

to thank you for everything that you and your husband have done for us.

Fran�ois is so happy to have this job.

Also the house...and you went to the trouble of packing up our things.

We owe you everything. The madeleines aren't thanks enough.

That's very nice of you. It wasn't necessary.

Come in, come in.

It's really very kind...the madeleines. I'll find a place for them.

I'll open the curtains in the living room.

I go from one thing to the next, and by midday I haven't opened them yet.

-Sit down. -I'll come too.

-Really? -Sure.

-I'm not disturbing you? -Not at all.

There, that's better. Would you like a drink?

-Do you like port? -I love it.

Thank you.

To your arrival.

I hope you're happy, I'd like that a lot.

It's an exciting life, but after 40 years...

The nights on call...we're woken up at 1 in the morning for a childbirth...

I can't do it anymore. I don't have the same stamina that I used to.

-Have you liked your job at the hospital? -Yes.

I'll definitely have a few moments of nostalgia.

I must tell you about Madame Lom�.

-Madame Lom�? -Yeah.

Well, she...she has two interesting characteristics.

First: her heart's on her right side.

Second: She never tells the doctor about it. For fun.

One or two doctors have listened to her heart and said: "everything's normal."

They didn't dare admit they didn't hear anything.

She called half the world and slandered them behind their backs!

How did you figure it out?

Her son warned me. I was her kids' doctor.

He'd had enough.

-Hello Madame Guillou. -Hello, Dr. Roux.

How are you?

Here's my successor, Dr. Voque.

Hello, madame.

How are you, Mr. Guillou? He's my replacement.

-Please come back again soon. -Definitely.

I'm not far.

-I have to hurry to get ready for tonight. -No, have dinner here.

-Really? -Well, yeah.

If our husbands need to talk, we can have dinner together.

-Yeah, I've got some mushrooms. -Excellent.

That troubled me, the matter of resurrection.

To say, "I believe in the resurrection of the flesh", I didn't buy it.

So one day, I asked the priest:

"My grandmother died at 70. When she was young, she lost her 1 year old baby.

If my mother dies young, when she's 35, and if I die old,

when I'm 90, at what age can one reach heaven?

Because the baby died young, but my mom knew her old mother.

When I get to paradise, I'll be much older than my mother."

He looked at me like I was a madwoman.

Later on, someone answered my question.

And?

The answer was that up in heaven, you have a magnificent body!"

A magnificent body?

When I was little,

I was always frightened that the devil would possess me...

that things would move around in my room... that my bed would move...

that I'd start to speak with a man's voice, like this.

But in my heart, I really thought the opposite.

I thought that I was in the hands of God...

that God loved me... that God had chosen me...

that nothing bad could happen to me. And that never left me.

Sometimes, that feeling is very strong. I feel utterly invincible.

I have complete confidence.

This is the first time I ever said that to anyone.

I've tried to tell Fran�ois before. Oh boy!

He looked at me just like that.

Down the hatch!

-Do you think I'm crazy? -No.

There was a lady...

she often came by with her husband. They were both 65 years old.

He had gall stones.

One large stone refused to pass.

She never let him talk.

I'd never heard a voice like that.

They came to see me almost every week.

She complained of her husband's distensions.

She would grill me. I said that an operation wasn't necessary.

So...

she came back with her poor husband: "Doctor, he's not getting any better.

What can we do?"

She badgered me so much that I said we could operate...

if his problem was too debilitating.

She said: "Is that what you recommend we do?"

I ended up writing a letter to the surgeon.

They made an appointment with him.

He didn't wake up.

She came to see me and said...

that I was responsible for her husband's death.

She drowned herself in the lake.

She left me a letter stating that I'd ruined her life.

Edith, my wife. Jacques Roux.

-Pleasure to meet you. -Same here.

-Sorry, I stole him from you. -No need to apologize.

-I had a wonderful evening. Good night. -Good night.

Good night. See you tomorrow.

He has a kind nature. And she's so nice too!

I might end up over there all the time.

-They're friendly, they live next door, I'm his successor. We'll soon hate each other.

If the world comes to an end one day, it'll be your fault.

-I came to clear the table. -So I can't eat till breakfast?

Get a plate, at least.

-How can you be hungry again? -I'm programmed to eat.

What do you think of Fran�ois Voque?

He's good.

Really quite good.

When I was his age, I was much more sure of myself, professionally.

On the other hand,

he has a sort of confidence in himself.

He has a really easygoing way about him. It bothers me a bit.

Her too. They're both like that.

They don't realize it.

But she's so charming, generous, and sincere...

you just want to pamper her.

I'm gonna chase off the sadness in you.

Oh fuck!

No, no! That sponge is repulsive!

This house is disgusting! I'm sick of living in this bordello of filth!

It disgusts me!

No!

Oh no

2.4% Doliprane in water.

100 ml bottles, measured per half-kilo.

For a 3-6 kg infant,

60 mg per kg and per day.

In sachets: a 100 mg sachet for 6-8 kg,

150 mg sachet for 12...for 8-12 kg,

200 mg sachet for 12-16 kg.

I'll give you a temporary job, until October.

I'm so glad!

What does your husband do?

Uh, he's a doctor.

Very good.

-Till next Monday, then. -Delighted.

I gotta wash my hands.

Efflux...

What's his weight again?

23 kg.

Now then...

One spoonful in the morning and evening, before meals.

And if he has a fever, you can give him some Doliprane.

-There you go. -Thanks, doctor.

-Goodbye. -Goodbye.

You're a nice little girl.

-It's a boy. -Oh, pardon me.

I assure you, he's just like that. It bothers him if anyone so much as talks to him.

It seems I don't have much of a sense of humor.

People are the opposite of what they seem to be. They hide who they really are.

For example,

the people who laugh the most have a cheerless life.

-Pessimists laugh a lot. -You don't laugh much.

-Yeah, not much. -I laugh...you just don't see me do it.

Yet, you're not an optimist.

Whoa, he bit me! He's not happy!

It's true...for example,

wise-looking people can do crazy things.

Or the other way around. For example, Fran�ois has a wise look

and I have a crazy one. See, it's the opposite.

That chair's uncomfortable. I'll bring you a cushion.

No, I'm fine. That smells good, your lawn is wonderful.

Yours smells good too. I mowed the lawn yesterday.

-Let me help you. -No no no, leave it.

You guys OK?

Why wouldn't we be?

What'd you just say there?

For example, I seem to have a little bit of a gut,

but I'm actually very thin.

But you are thin!

Knocking over bottles... On top of everything, I'm so clumsy

I'm sure that's not true You have very graceful manners.

That's true huh.

In the store, I see photos; then the people in the photos.

They always look different in person than in the photo.

Should we take a photo?

-Sure, let's take one. -I'll take a Polaroid.

-I'll find the camera. -I'm coming with you.

Hey...there are some photos.

Oh boy, you've got some nerve!

There's a Chinaman up there.

There's a Chinaman up there.

I'm not going back down there.

Let's go out the window.

There's a Chinaman in the house!

I saw him upstairs. He looked at me like this.

Carole saw him...

she came back down and he was gone.

He went downstairs, we didn't dare come down.

We went out the window. It was like this.

He looked at me like this.

-He went like this. -What'd he say?

"Don't you worry. I'm gonna cut off your head."

He didn't say anything.

Oh, Carole! It's only me.

Sorry. Excuse me, I didn't mean to scare you.

What's going on? Why did mom scream?

Everything's OK. She thought the Chinaman came back. It was just me.

-It's only me. -No!

Well then.

Hello?

Good morning, Edith. It's Jacques.

Am I disturbing you?

Not at all. Fran�ois left.

I want to apologize about the Chinaman.

I laughed but you must have been very afraid.

I behaved like an idiot. Sorry, I was very crass.

-No no, on the contrary. -How are your injuries?

Pardon?

Um, because...

You had some scratches, some contusions?

Ah. I had a bruise on my ankle...

and one on the knee. I have a scratch on my thigh, too, and one on my leg.

-That's all. -Did you disinfect them?

Oh yeah

There was no blood.

No, because the knee...it's fragile.

-Does it still hurt? -Maybe a little.

Can you bend your knee?

Yes.

Good, I feel better. Because I was worried.

Good, I'll hang up then.

-Kisses. -Me too, kisses.

But what am I...

What's happening to me?

I can't make it.

I can't make it. I'm tired.

You're spent, you're finished, rolled, cashed You're spent, you're finished

Rolled, cashed. You're slashed!

The destination is the cross!

I'm gonna make it. I can do it, I can do it.

I'm not so old.

-Yeah! -I have gracious manners.

I have gracious manners.

Victory! Joy!

-Oh, fuck!... -The shame!

You OK?

All the great players have missed penalty kicks: Platini,

Maradona, your buddy Zidane!

-Monsieur!

Stop dragging it like that!

I'm not dragging it

Let it go! Give it some slack!

-I'll do it like this. You'll see. -Hold on.

Don't move like that, good lord!

Wait a sec! Calm down!

Thank you!

-He didn't even thank you. -I thank you.

-We're soaked! -Yeah we are.

-Did you grow up in the countryside? -No.

And you?

No.

-Wanna go? -Yeah.

Happiness is a balloon.

The balloon is in my head.

It blows up, it blows up.

And I'm scared, I'm scared

that it'll burst.

I wouldn't have the courage of a rubber balloon.

What an adventure!

-What'd you guys do? -A duck was caught...

on a fishing line, and we set it free.

-A duck? -Yes, a duck.

A duck was rescued.

What's the story?

What are you working on?

I found this camera. I'd completely forgotten about it.

-Why won't you fit there? -You have to take pictures of the kids.

It's been a long time since we've done that. Shame on us.

-Hi -Hi

I'm bringing you some pictures to be developed.

-Oh? -I like photography a lot.

At the moment I'm really into it.

I don't know why. It just struck my fancy.

-I'm glad to see you. -And I'm glad we walked together.

-OK, have a good day. -Thanks. You too.

-Thanks. See ya.

-See ya.

I slept like a baby.

I slept.

I was almost dead.

Worms nibbled at my feet.

But I woke up.

Wide awake

It's good, It's good!

I was an old child. I'm a young cat now

I'm a young cat now

I'm a young cat now

It's good, I have no fear.

To the bottom of my balls!

It's good

It's the revival of my sperm machine.

It's a revival

Never again to shut down

Never again to shut down Never again to shut down

Never again to shut down

It'll spout

It'll squirt

It'll boil

It'll...it'll discharge!

Have you asked Edith and Fran�ois if you could put on this show in the yard here?

They didn't respond.

It's time for the show, stop everything!

-OK I just have to put on the potatoes. -Oh no!

Mom! Edith! Everyone in the yard in 3 seconds!

Not a moment too soon!

We're listening.

These are some episodes in the life of Jacques Roux.

A world exclusive!

Did you say your prayers?

-Yes, mother. -For your father in heaven as well?

Yes, mother.

-Did you wash your weewee in the bath? -Yes, mother.

My mother-in-law's exactly like that.

Zing!

Years go by.

Jacques decides to become a doctor, to cure the suffering.

Don't worry.

-It won't hurt a bit. -Watch it with that knife!

Then...the liver.

The liver...the liver...

It's on the right!

I don't understand it at all. Shit! Lost another one!

Bring me another one!

Zing! Even though he's ugly,

very poor,

and he eats only preserves, which gives him zits all over,

he seduces Carole, the most coveted girl on the staff.

She likes men who are ugly

and unhappy, and quickly falls in love with him.

They have 2 hyper-mega cool kids who light up their lives.

Moral of the story:

"The bourgeois are like pigs,

the older they become, the dumber as well

The bourgeois are like pigs,

the older they become, the dumber as well"

Bravo!

Thanks a lot.

Bravo!

It was very good! They're so funny!

Would you want such hyper-mega cool kids?

Yeah sure.

You're not much better than me at barbecuing.

Shit! Fuck! I got charcoal in my eye.

I have some first aid solution.

Follow me.

I'm a bit of a doctor too, and I love it.

I would've loved to be a doctor, but it's too much school for me.

Sit over there, in the light.

Monsieur, lean your head way back...

so I can clean out your eye.

I can see some dust. That must hurt, it's red.

It didn't go in. I didn't squeeze hard enough. Don't move.

Yeah, smack dab in the middle.

Your eyes are a magnificent color.

They're so dark.

-Brown, no? -No, there are some navy blue highlights.

I haven't often seen a dark so dark.

Oh really?

And there...and another in the back.

There!

That's much better.

It still stings, but I think that the dust is gone.

How much do I owe you for this appointment, doctor?

A kiss here, that's my price.

I'm going back down.

I'm coming.

It's good, it's good!

I lost my ring.

You'll find it.

I looked everywhere. The Chinaman must have taken it.

-It was in the bathroom. -It must be somewhere else.

-I'm positive you'll find it. -I don't think so.

He inevitably saw it and snapped it up.

I'll buy you another one.

It was in silver with rubies. You must remember it.

-Hello, I'm the parking fairy. -Hello.

-Sorry, I shouldn't impose like that. -No, it's OK.

I'd like to take you for coffee. I couldn't wait.

-Coffee right now? -Yeah, or tea.

I can't, I'm headed to the store. Do you have any time around noon?

No, I have a meeting at the hospital.

But I'm not just a fairy, I'm a deliveryman too.

For me?

It's a meteorite.

A rock from space?

It was discovered in Mexico. It's an unknown metal.

I don't have absolute proof of it's origin, but...

-You like stones? -Yes, I don't know what got into me.

It's a little disturbing.

It's a beautiful gift.

You're a gift from heaven.

Should I put it in my pocket?

Will you accompany me to the exit?

Uh-huh, of course.

Fat.

Old.

Idiot.

Ugly.

If you want, I'll erase everything from my mind. I have a magic chalkboard in my head.

That way, we can turn back time, if you regret anything.

Regret what? You want to erase everything? I don't understand.

No, I don't want to erase anything. It's if you want to.

I never understand anything.

-We'll do what you want. -No, what you want.

Your hand is on the table

like an animal, a small animal that I coax

like it seems calm and docile

but it's

unpredictable.

This little animal,

I love him, and I want

to hold him against me.

To face him towards me,

to my cheek,

on the small of my neck.

Your hand is on the table

I want to take it in mine.

Have no fear, pretty hand.

I'll shower you with love.

I don't understand.

-The alarm is off. -Thank you.

I don't understand this at all.

Shit!

Our departure's discreet!

An afternoon with Achille Zavata.

Definitely.

Ah! There it goes!

-This isn't a joke? -No, it was his bedroom.

This bed was made expressly for him, it went wherever he did.

It's 2 meters in length, I believe.

Yeah, it really is a big bed. How long is it?

Oh...about 2.4 meters...

-I met him, in fact. -No kidding?

-He even hugged me. -No?

There were 200 schoolboys lining the side of the road...

-and he hugged me. -That's awesome!

-I don't think so. -Yes, he was an extraordinary man.

How did he hug you?

He towered over me, I saw his face above me.

It had an orange color to it.

He must've had foundation on.

-Should we turn him around? -Yes.

No

We're bombarded all the time. It's by design.

They're full of tricks: love, children,

friendship, sport, nature,

natural beauty, work satisfaction.

Yeah. We're bombarded.

The goal of the manufacturer is to never leave us without drugs,

we can't escape it.

-Jacques, is that what you think too? -Me?

I don't know. I'll ask my new personality.

-New personality? -Yes.

I'm very happy with it.

You'll get along with him very well.

We thought he didn't love life. But that's wrong.

No, I don't love life. I don't really like it.

But that's an advantage... it makes me more assertive.

If I liked life, I'd be less assertive.

This way, everything I have is exceptional.

The best house, the best job,

an extraordinary wife.

There's a little pig.

How does the little pig sound?

And the hen, how does the hen sound?

Cock cock

Good.

And the turkey, how does the turkey sound?

Huh?

The turkey...how does the turkey sound?

Gobble gobble

-There you go. -Gobble gobble.

-Very good. Something else, now. -Gobble gobble.

No, stop with the "gobble gobble." Stop with the "gobble gobble."

And the cow, what sound does she make?

Hmm? What sound does the cow make?

What sound does the cow make, Carole?

Moooooo! Come on!

Moooooo

Gobble gobble

-Hi. -Hi.

I'm looking for an antique ring.

Mostly in gold. With some stones, possibly.

-Do you know what style...from what era? -No.

The 30's, around then. In gold.

I'll take this one, but I'd like to look at that one too.

This one would make a very lovely wedding ring.

-You want both of them? -Yes.

Excuse me, I don't want the first one after all.

Um, in it's place, I'll take...

Do you have broaches?

Gift.

-For me? -Nope, for the cat.

-Been waiting long? -No.

-Have you changed something?

-No.

-You're so beautiful! Am I embarassing you? -Should we go?

-I'd like to get the car washed. -OK.

-Hello. -Hello.

Is it possible to wash the car outside and in?

No problem.

Time'll fly with my wife.

-No problem. -Thanks.

I'm the glue, the Scotch tape, the barnacle!

It's over, your life without me!

Let's make love standing up.

I may be old, but I'm strong. I'm a lion.

I cannot.

My wife passed beside me.

I cannot.

My wife passed beside me.

I can't live without...

your wrist.

Let me look at you.

I don't look like anything.

Never again can I

Never again can I

The ends of your fingers.

-Don't move. -What is it?

-Hold on. It's nothing. -I'm afraid, I'm afraid!

Don't move. There.

Never again can I

Never again can I

I have to think up a reason why I'm wearing this.

I'll think of something.

It breaks my bones. It bashes my brain.

I'd prefer to die...

if I couldn't put my hand there anymore.

Hi.

How's it going?

I wrote you a letter. I'll call you in 5 minutes.

I'm a little sick to my stomach, I'm going to try and find something for it.

Want a whiskey?

Excuse me, I have a phone call to make.

Listen...

I'll go find the chainsaw.

-It'll just take a minute. -You don't know where it is.

It's OK, I can handle it.

I ask myself idiotic questions about the future.

Sometimes, I wish I could grow old right away. Everything would be taken care of.

Life seems so long.

I hope Fran�ois and I always stay together.

I hope we never break up, and everything stays nice and calm.

We have so many years ahead of us.

If I ever fall in love with someone else, I'll still always love Fran�ois.

I'm sure I'll never leave him.

They say that it's possible to be in love with 2 people.

Do you think it's possible to love 2 people...2 men at once?

I don't know.

When I was your age, all I thought about was getting pregnant.

Having kids...that's all I thought about.

I regret not having had a third.

Are you coming?

-I'll give you this. -But mine is super.

This'll be much better than your old relic.

-I'll borrow it from you. -It's yours. End of discussion.

I know myself...if I put it back, I'll just buy a new one.

Bikes are getting lighter and lighter. Hey! Do you fish?

-I never knew how, but I'd like to try. -Well then,

these are great fishing rods.

I can do without these.

I adored them, but...

And if you want to fish with a cast,

you'll need...

Ah here...this is a superb fishing rod.

-Oh no! -Yes yes!

Oh no!

Hold on... do you like water skiing?

-I've never done that. -It comes to you on the 1st try.

This is somewhat essential.

I don't use it any longer, but it's in good condition.

But evidently you're more...

I ordered.

Are you free this afternoon?

You're not taking the kids to the dentist?

Carole will do it, she's got nothing better to do.

Oh it wasn't meant to be mean.

-I have the right to be on edge sometimes. -Not in front of me.

It was insulting. It made me sick to my stomach.

What I wanted to say was...

One day, you'll talk about me like that.

Watch out for the shrub, my dear.

He's nuts, does he want the whole neighborhood to come out?

Sorry, sorry.

I'm late.

We're having the entr�e.

It's my new personality's fault.

Yes, I have a...

I'm faster than before, therefore, I have more to do...

and I lose track of time.

-You honk, too. -Yeah, I honk, that's true.

That's true.

For lots of folks, man is made of mud...

but for me, he's made of flesh and blood.

With iron muscles and a heart of gold, with 2 strong shoulders to pick up coal.

You haul 16 tons, does it do any good?

One day closer to 4 planks of wood.

Filthy and hard, don't say a peep You don't have to speak...

while you earn your keep.

I was a miner in a former life.

Thus, this song moves me particularly.

In another past life, I was a virus.

The Spanish flu virus. To redeem myself, I have to be a doctor

through several lives, but...

with my new personality, I can diversify.

I'm going to quit the hospital...

and become a hypnotist.

There's a test...

in the hypnosis community called the "scallop test."

You put your hands on a scallop...

and see if you get stung.

-Is there one in the fridge? -No, but...

you can try a raclette with some cheese.

Could you bring back some wine while you're up?

Don't bother Carole, there's no more in the kitchen. I'll go to the basement.

What wine should we have now?

-The same one. -It's perfect.

That's decided. Who wants to help me choose then?

I'm not a connossieur.

We have to change the bulb every six months.

Let go!

Don't do this! Stop it!

I beg you!

No!

Stop!

Stop!

Don't go! Don't go!

-Get out of the car! -Let go!

-No. Get out! -Let go!

No!

See you tonight.

I'm sorry.

-Thanks. Goodbye, doctor. -Goodbye, madame.

What are you doing here?

-Have you eaten? -I'm not hungry.

Come...you've got to eat something.

I'll be with you in a minute.

Forgive me.

I know I don't deserve your forgiveness.

What I did was unforgivable, but please try.

Try to forgive me, even if it takes some time.

I don't deserve your forgiveness! I screwed up everything!

I know that I screwed up, that you'll never forget it, I understand that.

You're my only friend.

I don't want to lose you. Don't leave me!

Easy...easy...

Calm down.

Sit down. I'll serve you.

-And the kids? -At your mother's.

-Sit down. The table's set. -You're tired.

-Go get some rest. -I was just pretending to be asleep.

-I'm really sorry, there's no entr�e. -Go to sleep.

Knock it off, I'm not sleepy. Sit down, damn it!

I'm sorry. I just want us to eat dinner.

Sorry about the entr�e.

Go ahead, I'm not too hungry at the moment.

Do you have any idea how much you've drank?

Don't worry, I sobered up fast when I saw you.

Shit, I forgot the lemon. It's in the fridge.

Are you going to help yourself or not?

I busted my ass making it!

You're such a filthy bastard!

-That's enough now! -Sorry, I didn't mean to do that.

-Really... -You need to calm down.

Calm down, calm down.

Sit here.

There!

I love you, you know...

and I hate you. And that knife, there...

-I want to shove it down your throat! -Be quiet, calm down.

I'll get the Tranxene.

Wait! Wait here for a minute.

-Do I disgust you? -No.

I think so, yes. Things are getting worse and worse.

-I'd like some respect. -You've got it.

I'm going nuts. I want you to love me. Do I disgust you?

What can I do to change things?

Did you do it? Did you do it with her?

It's atrocious, how I suffer.

You couldn't know...it's a horror.

You have to help me stop it, it's intolerable.

-We're exhausted. Let's go to bed. -I don't want to sleep with you anymore.

Stop talking to me like I'm a lunatic. You're a coward! Bastard!

Garbage!

Carole...Carole!

-Are you alone? -Fran�ois is coming back.

He's come back?

This is a nightmare.

It's horrible.

I miss you. I miss you.

I need you.

No. Don't touch me.

Edith!

Edith!

Leave me alone!

You have to move another one.

Yes!

No cheating...hey...

Oh, these are tough!

Let's go, c'mon!

You can't stay there.

There we go.

You know what'll happen someday?

You see...this is your house.

And this is my house.

One day, when you least expect it, you'll be washing dishes...

you'll be rinsing out a glass...

and you'll be thinking about nothing special...of me, just a little bit.

And I'll be in my house...

I'll be thinking of you.

I'll think of how much I love you...

And then, my cock will start to grow, and grow, and grow.

It'll cross the floor, through the basement...

it'll enter the ground and slowly creep towards your house.

It'll dig a tunnel, and resurface in your basement.

And you...you'll be right in front of the sink, rinsing out your glass.

It'll keep growing, and burst through the floor at your feet...

without making a sound.

Then, suddenly, you'll feel something hot...

going up between your legs. Don't be shocked, it's just me.

You won't move.

You'll just throw open your thighs and allow yourself to be made love to.

That's what'll happen, one day.

I was the king of the world.

I was invincible.

I had the world at my feet.

I could almost touch it.

I could fly like Peter Pan.

I was so powerful.

I was a giant.

I burned with all my flames.

I was the queen of the world.

I don't...

remember much...

of anything.