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12 across: "2018 NBA
Rookie of the Year."
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Claire-bear, pass me
that pencil, please.
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Ah!
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This bad boy's going in pen, baby. Oh.
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I love it when you get all
confident during word games.
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Thank you.
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Uh, the 2018 NBA Rookie of the
Year is none other than...
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he's my favorite player...
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I want to name my child after him...
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Uh...
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That might be moreof a conversation.
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Ben Simmons!
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You want to name our
kid after Ben Simmons?
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Yeah.
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Ben Simmons Davis.
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Well, what if it's a girl?
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Ben Simmons Marie Davis.
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Kind of like it.
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It's doing something.
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Oh, that's Cooper. He's home early.
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Damn it. He's always walking
in on us doing something lame.
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I know. God.
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See, this is the kind of thing
that no one warns you about
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when you agree to allow
a world famous pop star
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to move in with you.
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- Okay. What do we do?
- Uh...
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I don't... um...
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I don't... uh, just be cool.
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Yeah, just be cool.
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Uh... um...
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Hey, guys.
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- Hey, how you doing, man?
- Yeah, all right.
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Hey, you know that
feeling when you know
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- you're in love right away?
- Oh, totally.
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Like, uh, when we first started
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mixing M&M's in with our popcorn.
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So, who's the lucky lady?
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Vanessa Cole.
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That country singer who sings
"That Dog Ain't Right."
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- Oh, we love that song, right?
- Yeah.
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♪ Oh, he'll chew your stuff
and bark all night ♪
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♪ He'll bite your ankles
with all his might ♪
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♪ Yes, it's plain to see ♪
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♪ That dog ain't right. ♪
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So, you're dating Vanessa.
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Well, before she goes on her fall tour,
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I want to surprise her with
a big, romantic gesture,
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but I'm kind of sick of my go-to moves.
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You know, like renting
out Dodger's Stadium
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- to watch Field of Dreams...
- Right.
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Or eating a 12-course
meal at the Vatican.
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Of course.
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How did you pull that off?
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Oh, I know the owner.
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God?
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So, I was thinking,
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you guys have been together
for half my life...
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Feels like a hurtful way to keep time.
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No.
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What big, romantic moves have
you done over the years?
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- Oh.
- Oh.
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- Don't even get us...
- Don't get us started.
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- Right?
- Because once we start,
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we ain't stopping.
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Yeah. There's so many, it's like, um...
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I mean, it just goes on and on and on.
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Hmm. Well, there's that one... hmm...
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Oh! Oh! Okay.
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- Get him. Let him know.
- Ooh. Okay. So...
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Let him know. So, just last week,
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Jake totally surprised me by
filling up my car with gas.
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Mm-hmm.
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'Cause everyone knows that
the way to a woman's heart
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is through her gas tank.
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That's not a euphemism.
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Oh, I know.
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Um, like, uh, Claire,
she always leaves me
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cute, little, sexy notes
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like this one I found in
my, uh, briefcase today.
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"Jake, please buy lightbulbs."
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I mean, I can't be the only one
who's getting goose bumps. Huh?
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Look at that.
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You know what? We're past
all that stuff. You know?
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I mean, I don't have to
prove I love someone
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when I regularly pick up their
prescription toothpaste.
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Aw, yeah.
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That's right, baby.
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It's working.
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It's working and, uh, so are we.
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All right, well, let me know
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if you think of anything.
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All right.
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You know, babe, I didn't want to
embarrass you in front of Cooper,
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but that toothpaste is not working.
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- Synced and corrected by martythecrazy -
- www.addic7ed.com -
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I'd like to propose a toast.
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Yay.
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To my beautiful wife
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who makes me excited to
wake up every day. Aw.
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Happy birthday, baby.
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Ah, happy birthday.
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- Thank you. Thank you.
- Super sweet.
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Cooper says happy birthday, as well.
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He'd be here, but he
rented out SeaWorld
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so he and Vanessa could
watch Finding Nemo.
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Do you think he just doesn't
know about movie theaters?
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- That seems a little extravagant.
- Right?
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It's hard not to feel
like unromantic losers
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when you're living with a celebrity
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who, for Valentine's Day,
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bought his girlfriend a panda
holding a box of chocolates.
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An actual panda.
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I mean, is it okay that
we don't do those things?
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Of course it is.
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That big, showy stuff
is for new couples
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who don't know what true love is.
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I don't know.
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I think every once in a while
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a big move can be nice.
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Trust me, honey, a small,
quiet dinner with my family,
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that's all I need.
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Right? I mean, married
people don't need to do
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that over-the-top, crazy stuff.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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- Daddy, is this for me?
- Yes.
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♪ My Bonnie lies over the ocean ♪
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♪ My Bonnie lies over the sea... ♪
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What the hell is this?
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Oh, there's Cliff and Betty. June!
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Bonnie, I know we've missed a
lot of big events together
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while we were working,
so I decided to gather
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our best friends and our family
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to show you just how much
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your life and your love means to me.
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♪ My Bonnie lies over the ocean ♪
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♪ 'Cause there's only
one Bonnie for me. ♪
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Oh, I was wrong, Claire.
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This is what true love is.
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Claire-bear, we're good, right?
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Our fire's still burning?
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Yeah, of course it is.
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No, I mean, when Cooper
does a grand gesture,
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it's one thing, but now your parents?
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No, babe, we are en fuego.
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Okay?
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We just need to accept that our fire
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is more of a controlled burn.
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I guess that sounds good.
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Yeah, we're-we're a safe
and sensible flame. Right?
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We're like, uh, carbon
monoxide poisoning.
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You can't detect it, but
it'll take your breath away.
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Definitely. You know, it's
like those fake candles
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that they have at The
Cheesecake Factory.
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- Consistent, yet electric.
- Yep.
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Yeah. You know, I just...
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I just want to make sure
we're still passionate.
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You know?
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Sweetie, we are so passionate.
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It's all good.
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Oh, wait, stop, babe.
We forgot to kiss.
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Well, let's just have a
makeup kiss at breakfast.
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Okay? Mm. Good night.
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Sleep tight, sweetie.
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Okay.
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I have been married to
Claire for four years now,
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and I just want to do something big
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to remind her how much I love her.
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So what's, like, a cool,
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over-the-top romantic move I could do?
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Do you want the name of my stadium guy?
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I can't rent out Dodger Stadium.
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Are you not a baseball fan?
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Eh...
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Yeah, dude, that's the only
speed bump in that plan.
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- What about a private flight to Fiji?
- All right.
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Listen, you are at a Bentley,
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I'm-a need you at a bus pass, okay?
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What is the most affordable
grand gesture you've done?
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Well, I got my last girlfriend's
name tattooed on my body.
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Oh, Claire loves tattoos!
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Ah, but that might only be
when they're on The Rock.
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Dwayne is such a sweet guy.
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Why don't I text him
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to see if he can take
Claire on a picnic.
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No!
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No!
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Sorry. No. I...
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I don't want that.
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But that tattoo idea
is perfect, you know.
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It-It's sexy, it's permanent, you know.
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Plus, Claire would never see it coming
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because she knows I'm
afraid of needles.
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Ahh!
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Hey, uh, what are we talking
on the pain scale here, huh?
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It's more of a tickle.
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Ooh, tickly.
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So, Jake, where'd you like
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to get your tattoo today?
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Uh, probably a cleaner
room, that'd be nice,
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uh, maybe somewhere with
a little more privacy.
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He means where on your body.
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Oh.
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Well, as Captain Hook says
with his treasure maps,
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"Flex marks the spot."
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Huh?
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He wants it on his shoulder.
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Jake, are you absolutely
sure about this?
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Yeah, I am, I'm-I'm sure.
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Uh, you know, I'm-I'm
crazy about Claire.
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I want to do something crazy for her,
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something big, something
romantic, you know?
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Got it.
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I can make your junk
look like a dragon.
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Uh, great brainstorming sesh,
buddy, that's-that's nice,
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but, um, I was thinking
something a little less scary
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and a little more, uh, swirly.
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You're the boss.
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Okay, just raise your finger
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if you need me to stop for any reason.
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The only finger I'll
be raising is my thumb
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because hell yeah, dude.
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Ha-ha!
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It tickles! You were right!
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It tickles so bad!
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Oh, Jake, guess what,
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there was a crossword
clue about the IRS.
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It was ten letters, started with a "C."
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Compulsory.
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Where have you been?
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Well, I had lunch with Coop-dog,
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went and picked up your lightbulbs.
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Oh.
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Oh, and I, uh, slammed
a little body art.
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Wait, what?
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Oh, you're talking about
my "champ stamp"?
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Jake, is that a freaking tattoo?
Oh, my God, well, let me see it.
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Easy, easy. No touching the dancers.
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He said I'm not supposed to take
the bandages off yet, but, uh,
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tat-rats like us don't
play by the rules, so...
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Ready? Here, ready?
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Ah, just peel that...
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Woo.
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Jake, aw!
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You got my name tattooed on your arm.
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Yup.
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Did it hurt?
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I screamed so much they made me
put my own socks in my mouth.
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Oh, my God, well, this is the
most romantic thing ever.
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- But...
- But what?
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Nothing. It's just...
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I don't know, this is so sweet,
and it just makes me feel bad
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'cause I've never done anything
big like this for you.
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Sea bass, don't you dare.
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I may be painted,
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but you're the masterpiece
around here, okay?
256
00:11:44,633 --> 00:11:48,294
Okay. Ah...
257
00:11:48,319 --> 00:11:51,285
You know, I've never hooked
up with a tattoo guy before.
258
00:11:51,310 --> 00:11:53,973
Oh, well, all that's about
to change because, uh,
259
00:11:53,998 --> 00:11:55,896
as they say in Space Jam,
260
00:11:55,921 --> 00:11:57,922
"Y'all ready for this?"
261
00:12:01,715 --> 00:12:03,441
Well, I'm excited to help, Claire,
262
00:12:03,466 --> 00:12:05,118
but just because Jake did
something over the top
263
00:12:05,143 --> 00:12:06,865
doesn't mean you have to as well.
264
00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:10,639
Mm, you have no idea how
marriage works, do you?
265
00:12:11,824 --> 00:12:14,182
I just felt so special
when I saw his tattoo,
266
00:12:14,223 --> 00:12:16,504
I want to make sure that
Jake feels the same way.
267
00:12:16,529 --> 00:12:19,041
Okay, well, I usually start
with something they like
268
00:12:19,066 --> 00:12:21,278
and then build from it.
So what's Jake into?
269
00:12:21,463 --> 00:12:24,464
Um, well, he is really into
270
00:12:24,489 --> 00:12:27,429
food, sleeping, playing ball...
271
00:12:27,897 --> 00:12:30,096
Oh, my God, I married
a Golden Retriever.
272
00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:36,379
You, uh, you mentioned food,
273
00:12:36,404 --> 00:12:39,561
would, uh, would Jake like to
cook a meal with Gordon Ramsey?
274
00:12:39,586 --> 00:12:40,851
If you pay extra
275
00:12:40,876 --> 00:12:42,317
he yells at you until you
feel like absolute garbage,
276
00:12:42,342 --> 00:12:43,492
it's pretty great.
277
00:12:44,770 --> 00:12:47,132
Uh, well, he's-he's not
into gourmet food.
278
00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:50,899
Okay, um, what about a sparring
session with Conor McGregor?
279
00:12:51,090 --> 00:12:53,917
If you ask nicely he'll knock
you out, it's pretty great.
280
00:12:54,434 --> 00:12:56,339
Are all these people in your phone?
281
00:12:56,364 --> 00:12:57,411
Yeah, these are just the people
282
00:12:57,436 --> 00:12:59,276
I'm playing Words With
Friends against right now.
283
00:12:59,798 --> 00:13:02,739
Okay, give me that thing. I
need to see your contacts.
284
00:13:04,640 --> 00:13:06,354
Oh, my God, you're
friends with The Rock?
285
00:13:07,559 --> 00:13:08,658
Oh, my God...
286
00:13:08,683 --> 00:13:09,586
No!
287
00:13:13,397 --> 00:13:15,603
No. No, um,
288
00:13:15,932 --> 00:13:18,015
yeah, I don't think
Jake would like that.
289
00:13:26,530 --> 00:13:29,704
Whoa, man, nice ink, bro.
290
00:13:29,729 --> 00:13:31,681
It's killer. I'm a bit of a
291
00:13:31,706 --> 00:13:33,245
squid myself.
292
00:13:34,354 --> 00:13:36,322
Thinking about getting a whole sleeve.
293
00:13:36,347 --> 00:13:37,450
That looks bad.
294
00:13:37,475 --> 00:13:38,793
Yeah, badass.
295
00:13:39,424 --> 00:13:42,742
I heard guys like us can't be
buried in a Jewish cemetery.
296
00:13:43,036 --> 00:13:44,904
No, I'm saying that looks nasty.
297
00:13:44,929 --> 00:13:48,196
I'm a dirty dog, through and through.
298
00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:50,337
Sir, I'm trying to tell you
299
00:13:50,362 --> 00:13:53,227
your tattoo is horribly infected.
300
00:13:54,848 --> 00:13:56,876
So that's not just muscle
juice leaking out of it?
301
00:14:04,479 --> 00:14:05,592
Stop.
302
00:14:06,533 --> 00:14:08,229
Jake, I-I'm not trying to scare you,
303
00:14:08,254 --> 00:14:09,812
but this looks very serious.
304
00:14:09,837 --> 00:14:12,274
That infection is verging on necrosis.
305
00:14:12,299 --> 00:14:13,361
I'm sorry, I just don't see
306
00:14:13,386 --> 00:14:14,518
a world where we're not amputating.
307
00:14:14,543 --> 00:14:16,746
No... put it down! What are you doing?!
308
00:14:16,771 --> 00:14:18,518
Hey, hey! What's going on?
309
00:14:18,543 --> 00:14:20,736
Oh, my God.
310
00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:25,638
Your face. Your face.
311
00:14:29,084 --> 00:14:31,621
It's for the lime, Jake.
312
00:14:32,892 --> 00:14:35,252
- Oh, my God.
- Don't worry, buddy.
313
00:14:35,277 --> 00:14:36,455
We're just gonna give
you this antibiotic
314
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,596
and it should clear it
up in a week or so.
315
00:14:38,621 --> 00:14:42,335
But I have to ask, Jake, why on
Earth would you get a tattoo?
316
00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:43,913
Well, because I thought
only new couples
317
00:14:43,938 --> 00:14:45,596
had to do these grand gestures.
318
00:14:45,621 --> 00:14:47,306
But then, you two started doing them.
319
00:14:47,474 --> 00:14:49,146
Well, technically, only Gerald did one.
320
00:14:49,171 --> 00:14:52,215
Oh, I repaid the favor.
Nothing's for free, Jake.
321
00:15:01,036 --> 00:15:03,829
All right, I guess I should
probably sterilize this,
322
00:15:03,854 --> 00:15:05,188
being... all right,
323
00:15:05,213 --> 00:15:07,142
there we go.
324
00:15:07,862 --> 00:15:09,914
Other arm, other arm, please.
325
00:15:09,939 --> 00:15:11,858
Other arm. All right, very well.
326
00:15:12,446 --> 00:15:13,947
Could you give me a countdown, please?
327
00:15:13,972 --> 00:15:16,603
Oh, I wish I could, but
I'm not a pediatrician.
328
00:15:17,190 --> 00:15:18,447
All right, don't be surprised
329
00:15:18,472 --> 00:15:20,274
if the antibiotics make
your arm a little sore.
330
00:15:20,299 --> 00:15:22,469
And keep washing that area,
or we'll have to, you know...
331
00:15:25,619 --> 00:15:27,184
Bonnie, Bonnie.
332
00:15:27,209 --> 00:15:28,816
He fell for it again.
333
00:15:31,299 --> 00:15:32,699
Hey, Claire, you home?
334
00:15:32,724 --> 00:15:34,323
Jake. Where have you been?
335
00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,259
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
336
00:15:36,284 --> 00:15:38,004
Uh, I-I...
337
00:15:38,029 --> 00:15:39,681
Got a little infection
going on in my tat.
338
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:40,199
What?
339
00:15:40,224 --> 00:15:42,967
Yeah, my arms are so sore, I
can barely move them both.
340
00:15:42,992 --> 00:15:44,881
Man, this is awful timing.
Well, I'm not supposed to say,
341
00:15:44,906 --> 00:15:46,840
but Claire's planned an
awesome surprise for you.
342
00:15:46,865 --> 00:15:48,018
Really? What is it?
343
00:15:48,043 --> 00:15:49,276
Check your phone.
344
00:15:49,340 --> 00:15:51,099
Okay.
345
00:15:51,796 --> 00:15:54,007
"Dr. Dunk," that's me,
346
00:15:55,697 --> 00:15:58,359
"Grab your keys and make a
fast break to Henley Park
347
00:15:58,384 --> 00:15:59,771
or you'll be called for a foul."
348
00:15:59,796 --> 00:16:01,341
This is basketball-related?
349
00:16:01,366 --> 00:16:03,223
Yeah. All I can say is that
Claire's really excited
350
00:16:03,248 --> 00:16:04,969
to do this grand gesture for you.
351
00:16:04,994 --> 00:16:07,477
Ah, nice. I mean, I
can't play basketball,
352
00:16:07,502 --> 00:16:09,436
but I might as well drive
down there and thank her.
353
00:16:09,461 --> 00:16:11,469
Grab my keys, man. Let's go.
354
00:16:11,494 --> 00:16:13,149
Ha, ha.
355
00:16:17,463 --> 00:16:20,971
You know what? You know what...
You steer, I'll do the pedals.
356
00:16:25,113 --> 00:16:26,451
Jake!
357
00:16:26,476 --> 00:16:28,473
Oh, I'm so glad you're here. What...
358
00:16:28,498 --> 00:16:30,389
Why are you walking like
you've been lassoed?
359
00:16:32,269 --> 00:16:34,246
Can I talk to you for a
second over here, please?
360
00:16:34,271 --> 00:16:35,949
Over here...
361
00:16:35,974 --> 00:16:39,160
Yeah? Yeah, uh, listen, um,
362
00:16:39,185 --> 00:16:42,337
I love that you planned this
grand gesture for me, but, um...
363
00:16:42,577 --> 00:16:45,161
My champ stamp got infected, and, uh,
364
00:16:45,186 --> 00:16:47,524
I can't play basketball today.
365
00:16:48,202 --> 00:16:49,401
Seriously?
366
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:51,859
- Yeah.
- That stinks.
367
00:16:51,884 --> 00:16:55,246
Well, you know how you've always
wanted to play with NBA players?
368
00:16:55,701 --> 00:16:56,939
Yes.
369
00:16:56,964 --> 00:17:00,980
I kind of got you into a charity
tournament with your favorite.
370
00:17:02,452 --> 00:17:04,156
It's Ben Simmons.
371
00:17:04,689 --> 00:17:08,038
What? He's... aww, come on.
372
00:17:08,063 --> 00:17:11,318
What? Is it...? How did you do this?
373
00:17:11,343 --> 00:17:12,476
Uh, Cooper knows him.
374
00:17:12,501 --> 00:17:14,526
Yeah, I didn't even know
Ben played basketball.
375
00:17:14,551 --> 00:17:16,212
But if he's as good at this
game as he is at Scrabble,
376
00:17:16,237 --> 00:17:17,204
you're gonna be in great shape.
377
00:17:19,774 --> 00:17:21,134
Hey, Coop.
378
00:17:21,159 --> 00:17:22,753
- Hey, man.
- Hey, Claire.
379
00:17:22,778 --> 00:17:24,903
What's up? What's up, Ben Simmons?
380
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:28,288
OK. So, um, anyway, um,
I'm so sorry, Ben,
381
00:17:28,313 --> 00:17:29,895
but I think we're gonna
have to take a rain check,
382
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:31,853
'cause my husband's
in pretty serious...
383
00:17:31,878 --> 00:17:33,601
Awe of his amazing wife.
384
00:17:33,626 --> 00:17:35,225
We doing this, man.
385
00:17:35,250 --> 00:17:36,977
We gonna do this.
386
00:17:37,233 --> 00:17:39,171
Okay, you got this, babe!
387
00:17:39,196 --> 00:17:41,962
All right, guys, let's have some fun.
388
00:17:54,635 --> 00:17:56,563
It's all good. Just getting
used to the speed.
389
00:18:01,658 --> 00:18:03,884
Oh...
390
00:18:06,488 --> 00:18:08,523
I thought you played college ball.
391
00:18:08,548 --> 00:18:10,211
That was a pass, bro.
392
00:18:10,236 --> 00:18:12,610
Well, I, uh, really thought
that Jake was gonna be able
393
00:18:12,635 --> 00:18:14,446
to play without his
arms, but it turns out,
394
00:18:14,471 --> 00:18:16,435
I didn't know what basketball was.
395
00:18:19,130 --> 00:18:21,929
Hey. I love you, babe. You got this.
396
00:18:24,235 --> 00:18:26,094
All right, Ben, let's huddle up.
397
00:18:26,119 --> 00:18:28,509
Do we have to? Your shoulder
smells like really old turkey.
398
00:18:28,534 --> 00:18:29,769
Listen, I got an idea.
399
00:18:29,794 --> 00:18:30,893
We're gonna win this game with some
400
00:18:30,918 --> 00:18:33,003
good old-fashioned fundamentals.
401
00:18:38,086 --> 00:18:39,696
Go with what you know, bro.
402
00:18:55,907 --> 00:18:58,675
Today was so amazing, Claire-Bear.
403
00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:01,634
Yeah? Oh...
404
00:19:03,352 --> 00:19:05,252
Get your butt in here for a hug.
405
00:19:05,277 --> 00:19:07,520
Oh...
406
00:19:07,954 --> 00:19:09,749
Do it... Oh!
407
00:19:09,774 --> 00:19:11,874
Okay. Right?
408
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:12,790
Worked out well. Yeah.
409
00:19:12,815 --> 00:19:14,014
Uh... pleasure doing
business with you. Yeah.
410
00:19:14,039 --> 00:19:15,579
Yes, yes.
411
00:19:15,604 --> 00:19:19,017
Ah, I'm gonna have to think of
something huge to top this.
412
00:19:19,042 --> 00:19:22,188
Uh, is it crazy that I don't
want another grand gesture?
413
00:19:22,213 --> 00:19:24,725
I mean, they're sweet and
all, but I kind of prefer
414
00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:25,916
when you just do little things,
415
00:19:25,941 --> 00:19:28,425
like, how you always
fill up my car with gas.
416
00:19:28,584 --> 00:19:30,188
Or those cute little
notesyou always leave me.
417
00:19:30,213 --> 00:19:30,797
Yeah.
418
00:19:30,822 --> 00:19:32,155
Or like how you always
bring an extra spoon
419
00:19:32,180 --> 00:19:33,411
whenever you eat ice cream.
420
00:19:33,436 --> 00:19:34,568
Yeah, exactly.
421
00:19:34,593 --> 00:19:36,660
They're more like bland
gestures, but...
422
00:19:36,685 --> 00:19:38,205
- Mm.
- They're better.
423
00:19:38,230 --> 00:19:39,222
Because that means that we're thinking
424
00:19:39,247 --> 00:19:41,046
about each other all the time.
425
00:19:41,071 --> 00:19:42,639
Totally. Like, I'm with you right now,
426
00:19:42,664 --> 00:19:44,308
but I still miss you whenever I blink.
427
00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:45,267
Claire, where'd you...
428
00:19:45,292 --> 00:19:47,060
Oh, my God, Claire, I can't...
429
00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:48,350
Claire, where'd you...
Oh, there you are.
430
00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:50,354
Oh, my God.
431
00:19:50,379 --> 00:19:52,633
You guys are geniuses.
432
00:19:52,658 --> 00:19:54,219
- We're listening.
- Go on.
433
00:19:54,244 --> 00:19:56,344
I kept trying to surprise
Vanessa with a big move,
434
00:19:56,369 --> 00:19:57,684
but none of them were having an impact.
435
00:19:57,709 --> 00:19:59,961
So I thought, "What would
Jake and Claire do?"
436
00:19:59,993 --> 00:20:02,961
And I filled up her gas tank and
she went absolutely nuts for it.
437
00:20:02,986 --> 00:20:05,095
Oh, my God. Well, that's amazing.
438
00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:07,632
Yeah, I know. And I got to
say, I'm-I'm really grateful
439
00:20:07,657 --> 00:20:09,720
for you guys letting me stay here.
440
00:20:10,227 --> 00:20:12,046
You're really onto something
with this normal life.
441
00:20:14,623 --> 00:20:17,390
Well, uh, we're happy to
have you here, Coops.
442
00:20:17,415 --> 00:20:18,725
And, uh, take it from us:
443
00:20:18,750 --> 00:20:21,384
sometimes $40 of gas is all it takes.
444
00:20:21,409 --> 00:20:24,721
$40? I'm gonna need the
number of your jet fuel guy.
445
00:20:26,108 --> 00:20:28,290
Oh. Oh, you filled up her plane?
446
00:20:28,315 --> 00:20:30,496
Yeah. Different situation.
447
00:20:31,038 --> 00:20:32,864
Yeah, she said fueling
up her private jet
448
00:20:32,889 --> 00:20:35,053
was the most thoughtful thing
anyone's ever done for her.
449
00:20:35,078 --> 00:20:37,600
Thanks. $40, ha...
450
00:20:37,625 --> 00:20:39,242
- Oh.
- Ah.
451
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:42,528
Cooper's phone.
452
00:20:42,553 --> 00:20:44,510
Uh...
453
00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:46,406
Oh... oh, my God. It's The Rock.
454
00:20:46,431 --> 00:20:47,568
Oh, my God. Are you serious?
455
00:20:47,593 --> 00:20:48,793
- Yeah! Look.
- Can I see that?
456
00:20:48,818 --> 00:20:50,977
Ooh, wow.
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