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(RECORD SCRATCHING)
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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
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RYAN : Every group of friends
has that one song
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that no matter where you are
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or what you're doing,
it pulls you out ofyour seat.
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That was me and my crew,
The Flossy Posse.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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I know, trust me.
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Everything you had?
We had it and did it better.
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But those were my girls,
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thinking we were the baddest
chicks in the game.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Definitely the baddest
chicks at FAMU.
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ALL : Flossy Posse.
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(WOMEN CHEERING)
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RYAN : There was Sasha.
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A journalism major
with intelligence to shine
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on the country's
most respected publications.
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Then she ended up doing a, um,
different kind of journalism.
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It may not be
Pulitzer Prize-winnin g...
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(SCREAMING)
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RYAN : ...but she's
making it happen.
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She's gonna be fine.
I don't even know why...
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We've gone through this before.
RYAN : Here she comes.
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RYAN : There was Dina.
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She was a risk-taker.
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It's chlamydia, y'all! That
shit should get cured! Ay!
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RYAN : But that's our girl.
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Of course, there's Lisa.
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Despite being the sexy party girl,
she was a natural nurturer.
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She gave love even
when it didn't love her.
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(SNIFFLING)
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ALL : Aww...
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Come here, baby! Aww!
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RYAN : Me? I'm Ryan Pierce.
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Successful author...
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You write best-selling books,
you cook on talk shows,
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you make appearances
all across the country.
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How do you have
time for a life?
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As women, we're told
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that we have to choose between the
personal and the professional,
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but I control my own
destiny- I am strong,
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lam powerful,
lam beautiful.
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If I will it,
lcan have it all.
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RYAN : Married my
college sweetheart...
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I'm a huge fan, Stewart.
Thank you.
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RADIO DJ : But I do have
a question for you.
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How does a former All-Pro
tight end like yourself,
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how do you hook up with the
second coming of Oprah?
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Ryan's strength
has always been
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making others
their best selves,
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and I knew I needed
that in my life.
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I married my best friend.
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Yeah, you got him, girl!
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RYAN : And the Flossy Posse
was there to witness.
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We were ride or die.
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But sometimes,
words go unsaid,
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disagreements go unresolved.
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You still talk on the phone,
keep up on social media,
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but a year goes by where
you don't see each other.
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And that year turns to five,
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and before you know it, you're so
busy trying to get what you want
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that one day you look up
and find out
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that the thing you loved
the most, your crew,
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the people who make you feel at
home no matter where you are,
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they're gone.
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(WOMAN LAUGHING)
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LIZ : Yeah, I heard you.
No, I gotta go.
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I have to ask the question
to get the answer. Okay, bye.
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Hey, sweetheart. Ryan?
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Ryan? Hey!
Earth to Ryan!
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Honey, listen. I know
that you are exhausted.
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I got you running all over
this planet doing this book,
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but the Essence folks
just called and...
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And
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they want you to be the
keynote speaker this year.
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Yeah, it's VIP, five-star
treatment all the way.
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You just sign some books,
sign some autographs,
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shake hands, you have
heaps of praise...
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RYAN : (NARRATING) And
that's when you realize
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that the Flossy Posse
needs to ride again.
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Tell them I'd be honored.
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(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
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You can purchase Ryan Pierce's
latest New York Times bestseller,
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You Can Have It All, in New
Orleans at Essence Fest.
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Well, speaking about
"You Can Have ltAll,"
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when are you two
going to start a family?
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Oh, God... Because we know you
would make beautiful babies.
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Trust me,
it is on the agenda.
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No, I need you to bring
me something I can use,
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something good.
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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Let me call you back.
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Bill, look,
I know why you're upset,
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but I can't make people
click on your ads.
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BILL : Well,
you better do something.
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You guaranteed me eyeballs on your
site, and I'm losing money, Sasha.
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Well, I'm going to
Essence Fest this weekend.
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Me and my girl, Ryan Pierce, will
be up in all the hot VIP spots
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BILL : Ryan Pierce?
Any dirt on her?
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Absolutely not.
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Plus, I can't invent scandal.
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But I guarantee you,
nine months from now,
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there's gonna be a lot of
babies named "Essence."
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Cute, Sasha, not
helpful- (SCOFFS)
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Just give me a few more days
to increase views.
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Please.
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(SIG-HS) Post something your
viewers wanna see this weekend,
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or we 're done.
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Hold, please.
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Yeah, motherfucker! Eat a
bowl of dicks, motherfucker!
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You know you need me!
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I'm the bitch
in these streets!
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BILL : You've put me
on FaceTime.
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Oh, my God.
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(LINE BEEPING)
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Shit!
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Oh, no, no, no!
That's my car!
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Dina, it has come
to my attention
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that you had a bit of a conflict
with a fellow employee.
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No, not really.
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I didn't know
it was your lunch!
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(BOTH SHOUTING)
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DINA : Stupid motherfucker!
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(SCREAMS)
Don't you run from me!
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The point is, physically
assaulting a co-worker
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because he accidentally
stole your lunch...
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Accidentally?
Is that what he told you?
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He knew that was
my Go-Gurt.
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That motherfucker is
crazy for that shit.
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Be that as it may,
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this is not the first time
something like this has happened.
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I'm gonna need
to terminate you.
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I'm letting you go.
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Word?
Word.
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Ahh.
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Yeah.
Good looking out, Ted.
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Thanks for
letting me go, man.
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Appreciate that, nothing but
water under the bridge.
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I'm gonna go
and get back to work.
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No, there's no water and no bridge.
You're fired.
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VVhy you making me feel like I'm
on The Apprentice or something?
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Look, I get it.
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You're upset, I shouldn't be throwing
things in a "place of work_"
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Why are you making air quotes?
This is a place of work.
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Lesson learned.
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Oh, you're so understanding.
Oh, oh, oh!
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By the way, I'm going to Essence
Fest this weekend with my girls.
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We about to turnt up!
So I'm gonna need Friday off.
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(CHUCKLING) Okay. Uh, you can
have all days off, Dina,
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because you
no longer work here.
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Do you understand
what I'm saying?
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Totally, see you bright and
early Tuesday morning_
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Plus or minus a few hours
depending on traffic.
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Dina, we're not done yet!
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Yes, we are.
TED : Dina!
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Okay, Ted. (CHUCKLES)
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Snitches get stitches.
Oh, shit!
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Dina, you need
to grow up!
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DINA : Mmm-hmm.
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Bath time, homework
time, snack time.
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Seaweed chips, cucumber
rounds without the skin.
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Bed time,
8:00 p.m. sharp.
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(LAUGHING)
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Ma...
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I need you to focus.
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Would you calm down?
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I have raised kids before.
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And some of them
turned out okay.
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You know what? Forget it, I'm
just gonna stay. I'm gonna stay.
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Because I can't
have these kids
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deviate from their
schedule in any way,
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it just messes
everything up.
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S0 forget it.
What up, bitch!
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(LAUGHS) Oh, what's good,
Miss Miller?
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Hello, Dina.
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Have you heard of
a doorbell?
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Uh, have you heard
of locking doors?
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There's crazy people out there.
(GIGGLES)
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You ready to get turnt?
No, I'm not going,
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because I don't wanna
leave the kids alone! N0!
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It's not gonna work!
No!
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For once, I agree with Dina
and herfoul mouth.
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She needs this trip so she can
go off and get some love,
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so she can stop being so
grouchy all the time.
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Ma!
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Your mama know there's
cobwebs on that thing.
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You know what?
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DINA : Sorry.
(GIGGLING)
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(GASPS) Aw...
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BOTH : Bye, Mama!
Oh, my goodness!
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LISA : I'm gonna
miss you so much.
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Heifer, you are not
going off to war.
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Go, go, I beg of you, go!
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(CHUCKLING) VVe'll be fine.
You are so silly.
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Scrubs, really?
That's what you're doing?
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What's wrong with this? Uh-huh.
We're not going nowhere
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until we see you with
some camel toe, okay?
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No, I don't do camel toe.
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Okay, well, you can't
just show forearm!
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That's not sexy.
All right, Dina!
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What? Are you going
to teach first grade?
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Who wears socks this
thick in New Orleans?
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Nobody. /Hlflght I've
organized everything.
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What is this, the Bidi
Bidi Born Born coflecflon?
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Is this a Care Bear?
Don't touch my things!
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As usual, you guys
fucking killed it!
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And I'm not the only one
who thought so.
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Are you gonna tell us
who else thought so?
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(SCOFFS)
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You have no patience
for dramatic revelation!
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Fine.
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Bethany Marshall, the head of
marketing from Best Mart, thought so,
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and...
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And what else?
(GRUNTS)
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She wants to launch an exclusive
"Ryan and Stewart" collection
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and underwrite a "Ryan
and Stewart" talk show!
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Boom!
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Wait, are you serious?
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Yes, I'm serious!
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That's amazing!
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I know!
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She said, and I quote,
"They're both just so real."
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She's gonna send
her business affair peeps
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down to New Orleans this
weekend to make the offer.
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They wanna launch
by end of year.
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(BOTH LAUGHING)
That's amazing!
229
00:10:02,769 --> 00:10:03,937
RYAN : Thank you!
230
00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:06,856
Honey, thank you! We're gonna be rich!
We're gonna be rich!
231
00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:08,358
And thank you!
232
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:11,111
Hey, babe, I gotta head out
or I'm gonna miss my flight.
233
00:10:11,778 --> 00:10:14,989
But I will see you and the
Flossy Posse in New Orleans.
234
00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:16,282
Yes.
All right.
235
00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:18,993
I love you.
I love you.
236
00:10:19,160 --> 00:10:20,995
In love with you.
I'm in love with you.
237
00:10:21,246 --> 00:10:23,706
I love you! (LAUGHS)
Come here!
238
00:10:23,790 --> 00:10:25,291
Aw... (LAUGHS)
239
00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:26,501
Thanks.
240
00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:27,585
Whoo!
241
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:28,962
Hmm.
242
00:10:29,045 --> 00:10:30,046
Oh!
243
00:10:30,380 --> 00:10:31,381
Oh!
244
00:10:31,506 --> 00:10:32,841
I'm so lonely.
245
00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:34,592
(MOANING)
246
00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:37,637
Oh, you smell good.
247
00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:38,972
She bought it for me.
248
00:10:39,139 --> 00:10:41,182
Sorry, go before I spank you.
I just did. (SLAPS BUTT)
249
00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:42,267
(CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY)
250
00:10:42,392 --> 00:10:44,227
Please go. Bye!
(KISSES)
251
00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:47,689
Oh! Gosh, that man knows
how to exit a room.
252
00:10:47,772 --> 00:10:49,065
(LAUGHS) Woof!
253
00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:53,403
Now, Ryan, honey, don't be mad,
but with so much on the line,
254
00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:56,948
are you sure that you wanna get
turned with your girls this weekend?
255
00:10:57,115 --> 00:11:00,326
I promised them a free trip
and it's "turnt" with a
256
00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,245
Okay, got it.
257
00:11:02,328 --> 00:11:04,247
But maybe just wait
until the deal closes,
258
00:11:04,330 --> 00:11:07,375
and then take them all to St. Barts,
buy them all Birkin bags or something?
259
00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,711
Liz, it'll be fine,
I promise.
260
00:11:09,794 --> 00:11:12,881
Listen, we're all adults and our
insane party days are behind us.
261
00:11:13,339 --> 00:11:14,424
Well, most of us.
262
00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,844
I just know if I was with my college
girlfriends in New Orleans,
263
00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:19,804
there'd be pictures of our
tits all over the Internet.
264
00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:22,348
There's actually a few of those out
there, I don't know if you saw.
265
00:11:22,515 --> 00:11:23,766
But, anyway,
it doesn't matter because
266
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,185
the point is,
I have civilian titties,
267
00:11:25,268 --> 00:11:26,853
but you have bestselling
author titties,
268
00:11:26,936 --> 00:11:28,479
and 10"/> of your
titties are my titties.
269
00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:31,482
Ijust want our titties
to have a future.
270
00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,401
Liz.
Yeah.
271
00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:34,694
What's the name of my book?
272
00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:37,238
You Can Have It All.
273
00:11:37,322 --> 00:11:38,865
Exactly.
274
00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:42,327
Okay, you're right, I gotta
defer to yourjudgment.
275
00:11:42,493 --> 00:11:45,413
So, listen, I'm gonna fly in
before your first appearance.
276
00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:47,916
I'm really excited to
meet the Flossy Posse.
277
00:11:48,082 --> 00:11:50,960
You girls are gonna be
keekee-ing all weekend.
278
00:11:53,129 --> 00:11:55,256
Okay. Liz?
Yeah.
279
00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,383
I'm gonna say this out of love.
Preach, girl_
280
00:11:57,467 --> 00:12:01,137
Mmm. Please refrain from
saying things like "preach,"
281
00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:04,265
or "Go, girl," "Bye,
Felicia," "ratchet,"
282
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:07,018
or any other colloquialisms
that you may have heard
283
00:12:07,101 --> 00:12:08,895
or looked up on
Urban Dictionary.
284
00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:11,731
This weekend, over half
a million black women
285
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:15,693
of all sizes, shades, from all
different socio-economic backgrounds
286
00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,362
are descending on
the Crescent City
287
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:21,157
to celebrate black womanhood
in all its glorious forms.
288
00:12:21,699 --> 00:12:24,577
You, my dear friend,
are a guest.
289
00:12:24,661 --> 00:12:25,662
(EXHALES)
290
00:12:25,995 --> 00:12:27,455
Act accordingly.
291
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,667
(SIGHS) Wow.
292
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:32,669
I'm not even offended.
293
00:12:33,002 --> 00:12:34,212
You're the best!
Oh! Mmm.
294
00:12:35,129 --> 00:12:36,214
(GIGGLES)
Thank you.
295
00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:37,924
(SIGHS)
296
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:42,345
Have fun on your hashtag
Black Girl Magic weekend.
297
00:12:43,471 --> 00:12:44,472
Girl, bye!
298
00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:51,396
ANNOUNCER : (UN PA) 4718 to New Orleans
will commence boarding shortly.
299
00:12:51,688 --> 00:12:54,023
Got my hand sanitizer.
300
00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:57,068
Got my anti-nausea medication,
hold on to that. Oh!
301
00:12:57,527 --> 00:12:59,070
Hi, earplugs!
302
00:12:59,153 --> 00:13:01,239
Oh. You need to
relax, Judge Judy.
303
00:13:02,699 --> 00:13:05,326
You know, I got some bomb-ass kush
if you wanna take a hit of it
304
00:13:05,410 --> 00:13:07,370
before you get on the plane.
That shit will have you right.
305
00:13:07,745 --> 00:13:10,873
Where did you hide it?
You know what?
306
00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:12,792
Never mind,
I'm not even gonna ask.
307
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:14,919
Fine, I ain't
gonna tell you.
308
00:13:17,922 --> 00:13:19,340
Okay, l'mma tell you.
309
00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:20,925
Where the sun don't shine.
310
00:13:21,843 --> 00:13:25,847
You know, a lot of people
think that means the vagina.
311
00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:29,183
But, actually,
it's the butthole.
312
00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:34,022
I got drugs in my booty.
313
00:13:35,606 --> 00:13:37,984
You know what? That can
cause a lot of infection.
314
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:40,778
Girl, you can't get no
infection in your bootyhole!
315
00:13:41,237 --> 00:13:42,363
It's a bootyhole.
316
00:13:42,447 --> 00:13:44,615
Okay, enough.
317
00:13:44,991 --> 00:13:46,034
You're grown.
318
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:49,329
On another note,
let me ask you a question.
319
00:13:49,412 --> 00:13:52,957
Do you think the situation
with Ryan and Sasha...
320
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:55,376
Think there's still drama,
or has it been long enough?
321
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:58,296
It better be, because I plan on getting
white-girl-wasted this weekend,
322
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:01,466
and I ain't letting none of you
bitches kill my vibe, okay?
323
00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,427
(couemwe)
324
00:14:04,761 --> 00:14:05,928
That's hand sanitizer.
325
00:14:06,012 --> 00:14:07,347
(COUGHS) It burns.
326
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:10,475
Well, considering we don't know where
your mouth has been, it can't hurt_
327
00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:11,642
God!
328
00:14:11,726 --> 00:14:13,269
You want a cough drop?
Hmm. Yeah.
329
00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:14,479
Here.
330
00:14:14,812 --> 00:14:17,648
Excuse me, can you ladies
point me in the direction of
331
00:14:17,815 --> 00:14:19,400
the Flossy Posse!
332
00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,860
(ALL SQUEALING)
333
00:14:21,986 --> 00:14:23,279
LISA : Oh, my goodness!
334
00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,281
It's so good to see you!
335
00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,075
I'm so happy to see you two.
336
00:14:27,241 --> 00:14:28,743
Girl, you killing it!
337
00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:30,161
(ALL LAUGHING)
338
00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:32,997
Hey, ladies!
(ALL SQUEALING)
339
00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:35,333
DINA : Sasha, my goodness!
340
00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:38,378
Oh! I've missed you
guys so much!
341
00:14:38,461 --> 00:14:40,713
DINA : It's so good to
see you! Flossy Posse!
342
00:14:40,797 --> 00:14:42,507
ALL : (CHANTING)
Flossy Posse! Flossy Posse!
343
00:14:42,590 --> 00:14:43,925
(VOCALIZING)
344
00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:46,803
She baddie!
345
00:14:50,098 --> 00:14:51,808
Sash! (LAUGHS)
346
00:14:52,517 --> 00:14:54,102
Hey. RV-
347
00:14:54,435 --> 00:14:55,436
Hey.
348
00:14:55,645 --> 00:14:58,147
(INHALES SHARPLY) Well, life is
treating you well, I see that.
349
00:14:58,272 --> 00:15:00,274
Please! I see you and Stew
pop up on my feed
350
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,777
once a week going to
some fabulous event.
351
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:06,322
I love your hair.
Nice dress.
352
00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,615
(BOTH LAUGH)
353
00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:10,284
Seems like
they're getting along.
354
00:15:10,660 --> 00:15:12,036
Shit...
355
00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:13,955
These bitches is plastic.
356
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:16,332
That's a great lipstick, too.
Thank you, right?
357
00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:17,834
Ladies!
358
00:15:18,334 --> 00:15:20,628
I made something very special
for us this weekend.
359
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:21,796
Oh.
360
00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,090
Bam!
361
00:15:26,384 --> 00:15:29,220
What the fuck? Look like a
Bedazzler threw up on that thing.
362
00:15:29,762 --> 00:15:31,556
What? This is
very fashionable,
363
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:33,975
it's of today and yesterday.
It's very retro.
364
00:15:34,183 --> 00:15:36,561
How about we save it
for the last night'?
365
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,271
Of our lives?
366
00:15:38,354 --> 00:15:39,647
(LAUGHING)
367
00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:43,526
Or donate it to the My
Little Pony Motorcycle Club.
368
00:15:44,360 --> 00:15:45,403
Okay.
369
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:48,406
I put a lot of man-hours
into these jackets.
370
00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:49,866
See, that's not
the kind of man-hours
371
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,034
we need you putting
in, Lisa-lise.
372
00:15:52,201 --> 00:15:53,828
Okay. Et tu, Sasha?
373
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:57,165
SASHA : Yes, you need to bedazzling
some dick, that's what you need to do.
374
00:15:57,248 --> 00:15:58,499
(LAUGHING)
375
00:15:59,709 --> 00:16:01,085
DINA : Okay, now
here's what I want.
376
00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:03,880
Let me get three shots of
whiskey with a Coke to chase.
377
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,215
Coke Zero though,
I'm watching my figure.
378
00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:09,469
Dina, you know this is
only an hourflight'?
379
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:12,930
Oh, well, then, in that case, let me go
ahead and get those three shots now,
380
00:16:13,014 --> 00:16:14,223
and then bring me
a shot of Baileys
381
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,225
once we get into
cruising altitude.
382
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:18,311
SASHA : She about to turnt up.
Sure.
383
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,355
Oh! And let me
get a Cherry Coke.
384
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:23,816
Dina, can we just
bring it down a notch?
385
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,944
Oh! Can we get some
dick this weekend?
386
00:16:27,528 --> 00:16:29,655
You know what? I need you
to use your lady mouth.
387
00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:31,949
I need you to use
your lady mouth.
388
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:34,702
(CHUCKLING)RYAN : All right. All right.
389
00:16:34,785 --> 00:16:37,205
Let's just use Lisa's
version of lady mouth.
390
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:39,665
No, seriously,
for real though,
391
00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:42,543
how long has it been since
you got that back blown out?
392
00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:45,254
I don't know,
two years maybe.
393
00:16:45,755 --> 00:16:46,797
Wait.
What?
394
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:48,549
Since Terrence?
395
00:16:49,425 --> 00:16:52,470
Idon't know. I mean,
I take a vigorous spin class,
396
00:16:52,553 --> 00:16:54,555
I read really
intense erotica,
397
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:57,683
and I invested in a very
pewerful detachable shower head,
398
00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,602
which has been very
good to me, mind you.
399
00:16:59,977 --> 00:17:03,564
Mmm-mmm. Okay, that story
just put me into menopause.
400
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,525
You getting some this weekend.
DINA : Straight up!
401
00:17:05,608 --> 00:17:07,443
You're gonna get at least
two dicks inside of you.
402
00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:10,655
For crying out loud, Dina, we only
gonna be there for three days.
403
00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:11,989
Well, three dicks then.
404
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:13,658
(DINA LAUGHS)
Mmm-hmm.
405
00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:16,077
You know, Lisa,
Dina could be right.
406
00:17:16,202 --> 00:17:17,787
Daily penetration
is medicinal.
407
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,163
Oh, my goodness.
408
00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:20,998
Don't be ashamed, girl.
409
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:24,293
Every sista up in here
is on a mission
410
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,505
to be her very best
and ratchet self. Oh.
411
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:28,714
You, especially.
412
00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,634
Who's ready for
Essence Fest?
413
00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:33,135
(ALL WHOOPING)
414
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:39,225
See, Lisa? There is no turning down
up in here, only the turnt up.
415
00:17:39,308 --> 00:17:42,353
(LAUGHS) I love turnt ups.
Ma'am, excuse me.
416
00:17:42,520 --> 00:17:43,813
Excused, uh, lgot this.
417
00:17:44,105 --> 00:17:46,566
Can you go ahead and make some
Patrén shots for everybody up here?
418
00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,192
On me.
(MOUTHING) I'm sorry.
419
00:17:48,276 --> 00:17:50,403
I'm gonna take care of everybody
in first class because...
420
00:17:50,486 --> 00:17:51,445
(snuenwe)
421
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:55,741
I'm every woman
It's all in me
422
00:17:55,825 --> 00:17:56,784
(ALL CHEERING)
423
00:17:56,867 --> 00:17:59,078
Anything you want
done, baby
424
00:17:59,161 --> 00:18:00,997
I do it naturally
425
00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,834
(ALL SINGING)
426
00:18:05,876 --> 00:18:08,713
ALL : Flossy Posse!
427
00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:16,637
Wait, I see our sign!
428
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,889
Yes!
429
00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,516
Hello.
Oh, my goodness!
430
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,435
Thank you so much.
431
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:24,812
(GASPS) Mmm.
432
00:18:25,730 --> 00:18:27,023
Oh, my God!
433
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:32,361
Thank you! (GIGGLES)
434
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:01,557
(CHEERS)
435
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:06,896
Ay! Ay! Ow!
436
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:08,522
(ALL SINGING AND CHEERING)
437
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:15,071
A lovely day
438
00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:21,702
A lovely day
439
00:19:29,752 --> 00:19:31,253
(ALL CHATTERING AND LAUGHING)
440
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:36,842
(LAUGHING) on, God!
441
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,098
Oh, shoot!
442
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,310
Run, Dina! Run!
443
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:47,812
(ALL CHEERING)
444
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,230
(INAUDIBLE)
445
00:19:59,949 --> 00:20:01,325
(INAUDIBLE)
446
00:20:07,957 --> 00:20:10,918
(WHOOPING) Fuck yeah!
447
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,797
That's some white
boy shit right there.
448
00:20:18,509 --> 00:20:20,344
Who's ready for a refill?
449
00:20:21,220 --> 00:20:23,597
Dina, I haven't even
finished this one yet.
450
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,600
Girl, you used t0 finish
a supersized Slurpee
451
00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:29,019
filled with grain alcohol
before noon.
452
00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:30,396
Mmm-hmm.
True.
453
00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:33,482
That was before two beautiful little
human beings ripped out of my vagina
454
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,276
and sucked all the life
out of my breasts.
455
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,528
I don't coochie pop no more.
456
00:20:37,695 --> 00:20:38,821
Ryan.
What?
457
00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:41,407
We are your biggest fans. Will
you take a picture with us?
458
00:20:41,615 --> 00:20:43,617
Yes, sure, of course.
We are your biggest fans.
459
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,286
WOMAN : Oh, my God.
My friends are over here.
460
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:46,912
Damn, this shit gonna be
happening all weekend?
461
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:49,582
You know, I'm so proud of her.
Look at her.
462
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:51,542
It's like traveling
with Beyoncé.
463
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,795
Oh, my God! Are you
guys friends with Ryan?
464
00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,213
Yeah.
Yeah.
465
00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:57,631
I'm a huge fan!
466
00:20:58,048 --> 00:20:59,800
Here, this is
for you. Here.
467
00:20:59,884 --> 00:21:02,678
Oh, okay, thank you!
Thanks so much!
468
00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,388
Enjoy!
Yes!
469
00:21:04,555 --> 00:21:06,766
Shit! This is like
traveling with Beyoncé!
470
00:21:06,849 --> 00:21:08,559
Thank you so much! Aw!
471
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:09,810
Girl, you so pretty!
472
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:10,895
(GRUNTING)
473
00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:14,482
Sista, sista, it's $50 a pop.
$50 a pop.
474
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:17,067
Dina, I wouldn't
do that.
475
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:18,903
DINA : Who else is gonna take a
picture with Ryan? It's $50.
476
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:21,447
We take American Express, EBT.
477
00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:24,283
You trying to go to jail? Because
you need a permit for all that.
478
00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:25,910
What the fuck?
479
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:27,536
Lisa!
480
00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:29,205
Lisa!
DINA : All right, sista.
481
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:30,998
LISA : Wait a minute.
Hold up.
482
00:21:31,415 --> 00:21:32,625
SASHA : Can you believe this?
483
00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:33,959
LISA : Oh, my God.
484
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:35,586
What y'all
tripping off of?
485
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,632
Oh, hell, no!
486
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:40,800
That can't really be...
487
00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:42,843
That's definitely
Stewart's punk ass,
488
00:21:42,927 --> 00:21:44,970
and that's definitely not
Ryan he's tonguing down.
489
00:21:45,262 --> 00:21:46,555
Where'd you get the picture?
490
00:21:46,889 --> 00:21:48,557
My paparazzi guy
sent it to me.
491
00:21:48,724 --> 00:21:50,309
Who is this
ratchet-ass bitch?
492
00:21:50,559 --> 00:21:53,479
SASHA : Simone,
some lnstagram hoe.
493
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,148
Heard she sucked off A-Rod
in a bathroom one time.
494
00:21:56,232 --> 00:21:57,817
Wait a minute.
All this NBA dick
495
00:21:57,900 --> 00:21:59,735
and she's sucking
a baseball player?
496
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:01,612
You know what I'm saying?
That type of bitch.
497
00:22:01,695 --> 00:22:03,280
Oh, my God. I hate her.
But you know what?
498
00:22:03,364 --> 00:22:04,949
That ass is really cute.
499
00:22:05,032 --> 00:22:07,159
Do you get that from squats
or is that injections?
500
00:22:07,660 --> 00:22:09,411
Oh, shit! She here!
501
00:22:09,620 --> 00:22:11,747
That little dirty bitch
Simone is here?
502
00:22:11,914 --> 00:22:13,290
Okay, we gotta tell Ryan.
503
00:22:13,374 --> 00:22:14,834
(INDISTINCT)
504
00:22:16,377 --> 00:22:17,419
Handle that, Sasha.
505
00:22:18,254 --> 00:22:20,464
Why I gotta be the one?
It's your picture, hoe.
506
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:23,217
Okay, no matter what,
we have to do it delicately,
507
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:24,552
because she's having
a good time.
508
00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:27,346
No, fuck that. You gotta do
it like a Brazilian wax.
509
00:22:27,429 --> 00:22:28,722
Just yank everything
out at once.
510
00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:32,017
Now, she gonna feel like her uterus is
on the paper and she's gonna scream,
511
00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:34,228
but it's way better than
waterboarding the bitch.
512
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:36,438
Can we at least wait until
we get back to the room?
513
00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:37,982
Can we agree on that?
514
00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:44,697
So we have the most amazing
suite at the Monteleone,
515
00:22:44,864 --> 00:22:47,283
VIP passes to
all the parties,
516
00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:50,494
and great seats at the
Superdome for New Edition,
517
00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:53,247
Maxwell and
Doug E. Fresh!
518
00:22:53,414 --> 00:22:56,417
And we are going to eat!
Damn the calories!
519
00:22:56,584 --> 00:22:57,751
Yes! Yup!
520
00:22:57,918 --> 00:22:59,128
I'm gonna kill somebody.
521
00:22:59,753 --> 00:23:00,880
What?
522
00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:02,256
(ALL MUTTERING INDISTINCTLY)
523
00:23:03,299 --> 00:23:04,758
Now, I do have
some obligations,
524
00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:08,012
but the truth is, this weekend
is all about the Flossy Posse!
525
00:23:08,345 --> 00:23:10,514
We're gonna be staying
up late, drinking,
526
00:23:10,598 --> 00:23:13,350
making memories that we can laugh
about the rest of our lives
527
00:23:13,434 --> 00:23:15,769
because that is what
a girls trip is for.
528
00:23:15,853 --> 00:23:16,854
SASHA : Yeah, word.
LISA : YOLO.
529
00:23:16,937 --> 00:23:18,439
Ooh, I gotta hide
a bitch body.
530
00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:20,190
And gossip!
531
00:23:20,274 --> 00:23:23,027
No secrets,
lwant all the dirt!
532
00:23:23,444 --> 00:23:26,113
Bitch, your man is sleeping
with an lnstagram skank.
533
00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:30,993
You just had to say
something, didn't you?
534
00:23:31,535 --> 00:23:34,413
That was an opening,
that's God.
535
00:23:34,496 --> 00:23:35,497
Recognize.
536
00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:41,003
SASHA : Come on, Ryan. I need to...
I gotta show you something.
537
00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,504
(BOTH GRUNTING)
538
00:23:48,886 --> 00:23:51,013
Ryan, I don't even
know what to say.
539
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:52,514
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
540
00:23:54,058 --> 00:23:56,185
You know we're here for you,
for whatever you need.
541
00:23:58,687 --> 00:24:01,732
Don't worry, boo.
I'm gonna put hands on them.
542
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:03,484
I'm talking hot grits,
543
00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:06,028
extension cords,
Timberland boots.
544
00:24:06,195 --> 00:24:08,405
I'm gonna fuck up that
bitch's lnstagram account.
545
00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:10,991
I'm gonna put two Q-tips
in his pee-pee hole,
546
00:24:11,158 --> 00:24:12,576
and I'm gonna
walk him around.
547
00:24:12,743 --> 00:24:16,038
I'm gonna just wipe, just swipe
in that thing and yank them out!
548
00:24:16,705 --> 00:24:19,249
And then I'm gonna stick
my fingers up in his ass
549
00:24:19,333 --> 00:24:20,626
and tell him I'm checking
his prostate,
550
00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:21,961
but really I'm gonna
yank his balls
551
00:24:22,044 --> 00:24:23,379
out of the back of
that motherfucker!
552
00:24:23,504 --> 00:24:25,965
And then I'm gonna put
my fist so far up his ass,
553
00:24:26,048 --> 00:24:28,592
I'm gonna pull his heart out through
that motherfucker, and I'm gonna
554
00:24:28,676 --> 00:24:30,970
"Kali ma shakti"
that shit, just...
555
00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:32,805
(MIMICS HEART BEATING)
556
00:24:34,139 --> 00:24:36,141
Then I'm gonna stick my
fingers back up in his ass,
557
00:24:36,225 --> 00:24:37,518
and then I'm gonna
twirl them around
558
00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:39,603
and see if that make him
giggle a little bit.
559
00:24:39,687 --> 00:24:41,730
Because I like to make
a motherfucker laugh
560
00:24:41,814 --> 00:24:43,774
while I hurt him,
you know what I'm saying?
561
00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:49,029
Well, that's not necessary,
Dina, really, honestly.
562
00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:51,407
I've known aboutthis
for a few months. So...
563
00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:55,077
The fuck'?
You into that shit?
564
00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:58,831
No, Dina, come on.
Obviously, I was very upset,
565
00:24:58,914 --> 00:25:02,418
but Stewart and I are in counseling,
and we're working through it.
566
00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:06,213
Look at that!
That is fantastic!
567
00:25:06,296 --> 00:25:08,924
Iam so glad to hear that.
Good for you.
568
00:25:09,299 --> 00:25:11,885
Thank you, Lisa.
Stewart and I are a team.
569
00:25:12,052 --> 00:25:14,179
Yeah, he's made some mistakes,
but that's in the past.
570
00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:16,098
No, it's not.
571
00:25:17,808 --> 00:25:19,309
This picture was
taken last night.
572
00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:23,022
Mmm.
573
00:25:23,397 --> 00:25:25,024
I don't believe that, Sasha.
574
00:25:25,816 --> 00:25:29,028
And you know what? I really don't
wanna be judged right now.
575
00:25:29,111 --> 00:25:30,863
I'm the last person
tojudge you, but...
576
00:25:31,030 --> 00:25:33,032
Guys! Okay, listen.
577
00:25:33,198 --> 00:25:34,825
I really meant
what I said earlier.
578
00:25:35,284 --> 00:25:37,161
This weekend is about us.
579
00:25:37,578 --> 00:25:38,871
We haven't hung
in five years,
580
00:25:38,954 --> 00:25:41,957
and, by the grace of God,
we are here together.
581
00:25:42,416 --> 00:25:44,668
Come on, let's take advantage
of that because if we don't,
582
00:25:44,835 --> 00:25:47,212
if we waste this precious
time, then shame on us,
583
00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:50,674
becausetodayis the last day that
we will ever be this young.
584
00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:54,219
She fucked me up with that one.
All right!
585
00:25:54,428 --> 00:25:57,931
Now, the Flossy Posse is back
in New Orleans, so let's go!
586
00:25:58,098 --> 00:26:00,684
Let's go, bitches!
LISA : She's right, let's go!
587
00:26:00,851 --> 00:26:02,311
DINA : But I will shit
in that nigga's shoe.
588
00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:04,396
Ryan.
589
00:26:05,355 --> 00:26:06,482
You know it's just
a matter of time
590
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:08,984
before the photographer
shops this picture.
591
00:26:09,151 --> 00:26:11,695
Sash, don't worry.
I'm gonna handle it.
592
00:26:13,822 --> 00:26:15,324
RYAN : Come on, y'all!
593
00:26:18,327 --> 00:26:21,080
I love this place so much!
594
00:26:21,497 --> 00:26:24,666
Wow. So, listen, I'm gonna go
check us in, get our credentials.
595
00:26:24,750 --> 00:26:27,669
You guys should go check out the
Carousel Bar and have a drink,
596
00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:30,339
and I'll be back in five minutes.
It's really cute.
597
00:26:32,007 --> 00:26:33,675
To the bar! All right!
I'm ready to ride.
598
00:26:33,842 --> 00:26:35,177
Looks nice, let's see.
599
00:26:36,303 --> 00:26:37,930
LISA : Oh, look at that!
600
00:26:38,013 --> 00:26:39,515
SASHA : Your kids
would like this.
601
00:26:39,681 --> 00:26:42,476
Man, damn!
This is the shit, man!
602
00:26:42,643 --> 00:26:45,312
Aw, it's so cool!
It's moving around.
603
00:26:45,479 --> 00:26:47,231
Yes, it's super cute.
604
00:26:47,940 --> 00:26:48,941
Ooh!
605
00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:50,359
There goes Stewart.
606
00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:52,486
Oh.
607
00:26:52,569 --> 00:26:53,612
Asshole.
608
00:26:53,695 --> 00:26:55,239
Dina, look at me!
Don't!
609
00:26:55,489 --> 00:26:57,324
Look at me!
Okay, come on now.
610
00:26:57,491 --> 00:26:59,118
You heard what Ryan said,
just be cool.
611
00:26:59,201 --> 00:27:02,496
I'm gonna be cool, I just
wanna say hi, that's all.
612
00:27:02,663 --> 00:27:04,289
Why are you taking...
I'm gonna just say hello.
613
00:27:04,373 --> 00:27:06,375
No! Don't you say hello!
614
00:27:06,542 --> 00:27:07,501
No, Dina, don't do that.
615
00:27:07,584 --> 00:27:09,920
Remember, Ryan said this is her
life, we shouldn't get involved_
616
00:27:10,003 --> 00:27:11,046
Hold this!
617
00:27:11,922 --> 00:27:13,006
Dina!
618
00:27:13,090 --> 00:27:15,384
Dina, no!
No!
619
00:27:21,223 --> 00:27:22,266
(SCREAMS)
620
00:27:22,349 --> 00:27:23,308
Bitch!
621
00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:24,518
What the hell's
wrong with you?
622
00:27:24,601 --> 00:27:26,311
Don't play me, nigga.
I will end you!
623
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:29,731
You and your little
thirsty-ass wannabe MILF!
624
00:27:30,899 --> 00:27:32,276
But not really a MILF.
625
00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:34,862
Nigga, you getting old bitches
from the resting home?
626
00:27:34,945 --> 00:27:36,738
Is that what you're doing
to my homegirl?
627
00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:38,949
You fucking with
Gladys Knight, nigga?
628
00:27:40,033 --> 00:27:42,661
Do you got knee pads
under them slacks, Slurpee?
629
00:27:42,744 --> 00:27:45,247
What?
Dina, this my Aunt Marian!
630
00:27:47,499 --> 00:27:48,542
How do you do?
631
00:27:49,168 --> 00:27:51,211
Oh, I'm doing just fine,
but you know what?
632
00:27:51,378 --> 00:27:53,046
Your nephew is nasty!
633
00:27:53,213 --> 00:27:54,840
He a nasty nigga!
634
00:27:55,090 --> 00:27:56,258
Oh, yeah,
your bloodline is nasty!
635
00:27:56,341 --> 00:27:57,384
Okay. All right.
636
00:27:57,551 --> 00:27:59,803
All right, I'm sorry!
She's off her meds today!
637
00:27:59,970 --> 00:28:01,555
He do people wrong!
You're going to Hell!
638
00:28:01,722 --> 00:28:03,390
You so nasty!
639
00:28:03,557 --> 00:28:05,684
And that ugly,
tight-assed suit!
640
00:28:07,060 --> 00:28:09,771
It is so very nice to
meet you, Miss Aunty.
641
00:28:09,938 --> 00:28:12,566
And that is a lovely blouse you have on.
Why, thank you.
642
00:28:13,066 --> 00:28:15,736
As for you, Stewart...
643
00:28:16,570 --> 00:28:18,530
I am very disappointed
in you. Very!
644
00:28:20,115 --> 00:28:22,534
You guys have a lovely afternoon.
Thank you for your time_
645
00:28:22,701 --> 00:28:24,870
AUNT MARIAN : Thank you.
You have a good day, too.
646
00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:26,371
(DINA SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY)
647
00:28:28,498 --> 00:28:30,083
What the hell happened?
SASHA : Breathe. Just breathe.
648
00:28:30,167 --> 00:28:32,044
I was gone for
three minutes!
649
00:28:32,127 --> 00:28:33,253
This shit took one!
650
00:28:33,337 --> 00:28:35,964
What'? Hockey players
don't even fight that fast!
651
00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:37,966
Ma'am, I need you to leave
the premises immediately.
652
00:28:38,342 --> 00:28:39,801
Hello, sir.
653
00:28:39,968 --> 00:28:42,346
Ryan Pierce, this year's
Essence keynote speaker
654
00:28:42,512 --> 00:28:43,972
and author of
You Can Have ltA/I.
655
00:28:44,139 --> 00:28:46,600
Iam sorry, I'd like to
apologize for my friends.
656
00:28:46,767 --> 00:28:48,477
But I can assure you
that everything is fine now.
657
00:28:49,269 --> 00:28:51,480
Ma'am, she's holding a broken
bottle of Chéteau Margaux_
658
00:28:51,647 --> 00:28:53,732
Don't be speaking French
to me, motherfucker!
659
00:28:54,274 --> 00:28:56,276
Dina, you're lucky my aunt
is hard of hearing.
660
00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,862
And you're lucky TSA took that
straight-edge away from me!
661
00:28:59,029 --> 00:29:02,157
Mr. Pierce, we are in the process
of removing her right now.
662
00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:03,617
Thank you.
Wait!
663
00:29:03,784 --> 00:29:05,786
Really, that is not necessary.
Dina, calm down_
664
00:29:05,953 --> 00:29:09,289
I promise you. We are longtime
friends, since college.
665
00:29:09,456 --> 00:29:10,916
This is just the way
we greet each other.
666
00:29:12,125 --> 00:29:15,671
Miss Pierce, I'm sorry, but that's
not the way we do things here.
667
00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:18,507
Okay, understood.
668
00:29:18,674 --> 00:29:20,550
But we are not
pressing charges, okay?
669
00:29:22,094 --> 00:29:23,303
Isn't that right, Stew?
670
00:29:25,222 --> 00:29:28,934
Well, no, but if that's the hotel's
policy, then I understand.
671
00:29:29,017 --> 00:29:30,060
No!
What?
672
00:29:30,143 --> 00:29:32,062
You a dick-ass nigga!
673
00:29:32,145 --> 00:29:33,605
Eat a dick! And I mean that
as a sista to a brotha!
674
00:29:33,689 --> 00:29:35,065
You know what? It's cool.
I'm gonna leave.
675
00:29:35,148 --> 00:29:36,316
Okay, we're leaving.
I'm gonna leave.
676
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:37,651
We're gonna leave.
Just give me a second.
677
00:29:38,235 --> 00:29:40,112
LISA : Oh! Dina! Oh, my...
678
00:29:40,696 --> 00:29:42,155
Okay, you know
what, Dina...
679
00:29:42,364 --> 00:29:43,365
DINA : Milk Dud head...
680
00:29:43,573 --> 00:29:45,867
You look like an ugly,
dirty Mr. Clean!
681
00:29:46,034 --> 00:29:47,202
Your girl needs a leash.
682
00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:48,704
DINA : Wipe-ass bastard!
683
00:29:49,329 --> 00:29:51,873
Your room, now!
I don't wanna go to my room.
684
00:29:52,082 --> 00:29:55,502
That place is nasty!
It's haunted!
685
00:29:55,585 --> 00:29:58,714
I was there last year! Swear to
God, I was up in there last year.
686
00:29:58,839 --> 00:30:00,507
A ghost tried to fuck me!
687
00:30:00,590 --> 00:30:02,050
You ever been
fucked by a ghost?
688
00:30:02,759 --> 00:30:03,885
RYAN : Are you kidding me?
689
00:30:03,969 --> 00:30:06,513
You said you ended this shit,
and now there's a picture?
690
00:30:06,596 --> 00:30:08,557
Are you not
understanding?
691
00:30:08,682 --> 00:30:10,559
And on top of it,
the bitch is here!
692
00:30:11,018 --> 00:30:12,019
I didn't invite her.
693
00:30:12,102 --> 00:30:14,938
Well, neither the fuck did I!
You need to call her,
694
00:30:15,022 --> 00:30:18,191
and you need to send that
genetically enhanced ass home!
695
00:30:18,900 --> 00:30:20,402
Come 0n, baby.
How am I supposed to do that?
696
00:30:20,569 --> 00:30:22,571
The same way you tell her
to come get some dick.
697
00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:24,906
You tweet, Snapchat, DM,
698
00:30:24,990 --> 00:30:27,701
smoke signals, whatever you
do, I don't give a shit!
699
00:30:31,747 --> 00:30:33,707
You know what?
(SCOFFS) Whatever.
700
00:30:34,124 --> 00:30:35,292
I'm not doing this.
701
00:30:36,043 --> 00:30:38,086
This is stupid.
702
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:42,674
This isn't a marriage, but we agreed
to at least be a partnership,
703
00:30:42,758 --> 00:30:45,927
and you can't hold up your end of
the bargain, let alone your pants!
704
00:30:47,429 --> 00:30:50,474
This is against everything I
tell my readers, my followers,
705
00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:52,059
and yet I'm putting up
with it?
706
00:30:52,142 --> 00:30:54,853
Ry» rm sorry_ No!
707
00:30:55,395 --> 00:30:56,897
You're always sorry.
708
00:30:57,064 --> 00:30:58,857
I know, but, look,
I won't do it again.
709
00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:00,776
You always ain't
gonna do it again!
710
00:31:01,276 --> 00:31:02,361
Baby, I mean it this time.
711
00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:04,946
Okay'? Real talk.
(SCOFFS) Mmm-hmm.
712
00:31:06,239 --> 00:31:07,282
Ryan, baby, listen.
713
00:31:07,616 --> 00:31:10,202
You're right,
you don't deserve this.
714
00:31:11,495 --> 00:31:13,747
But our brand is who we are.
715
00:31:14,623 --> 00:31:17,125
It's who you are.
716
00:31:18,001 --> 00:31:19,878
Giving all that up
because I was sloppy
717
00:31:19,961 --> 00:31:23,298
isn't worth all that you have
worked very hard to aooomplish_
718
00:31:23,924 --> 00:31:25,759
Why would we give it up?
719
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:29,137
And for what? Huh?
720
00:31:30,389 --> 00:31:31,473
To watch it all crumble?
721
00:31:32,766 --> 00:31:33,850
To be alone?
722
00:31:35,769 --> 00:31:38,855
Ryan, baby, I'm not going
anywhere, you know that.
723
00:31:39,648 --> 00:31:40,982
I don't give
a damn about her.
724
00:31:44,277 --> 00:31:47,948
Let's just do our dance
and handle our business.
725
00:31:49,157 --> 00:31:51,785
Be that couple
who has it all.
726
00:31:55,622 --> 00:31:57,249
No more slipups.
727
00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:02,087
Stick to the plan and get
that hoe under control,
728
00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:03,588
and we close this deal.
729
00:32:03,755 --> 00:32:04,840
Done.
730
00:32:06,133 --> 00:32:08,468
Some of us have to
find a place to stay.
731
00:32:13,473 --> 00:32:14,516
Damn.
732
00:32:15,600 --> 00:32:16,685
Are you okay?
733
00:32:16,852 --> 00:32:19,438
Yeah, I'm fine.
So where we at?
734
00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:23,066
I called. All the four and
five star hotels are booked.
735
00:32:23,817 --> 00:32:26,278
You know what, whatever,
who needs a fancy suite?
736
00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:28,280
I mean, come on.
737
00:32:28,363 --> 00:32:30,449
Let's rough it.
It'll be like old times.
738
00:32:30,532 --> 00:32:32,451
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
739
00:32:36,746 --> 00:32:40,333
I get the feeling there's definitely
been a few chalk outlines on this floor.
740
00:32:40,750 --> 00:32:43,920
Oh, yeah, somebody was definitely
murdered in this room.
741
00:32:44,379 --> 00:32:47,048
It smells like the body
is still in here.
742
00:32:47,716 --> 00:32:48,717
Ugh.
743
00:32:51,553 --> 00:32:53,180
The fuck? No minibar?
744
00:32:53,930 --> 00:32:56,224
I feel like that one star
was hella generous.
745
00:32:56,683 --> 00:32:58,059
Bitch, you the reason we here.
746
00:32:58,351 --> 00:33:01,062
Classic Dina. You just
had to cause a scene.
747
00:33:01,146 --> 00:33:03,565
Classic Sasha,
can't never let shit go!
748
00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:05,275
Itjust happened!
Why would I let it go?
749
00:33:05,358 --> 00:33:07,152
What do you mean, itjust happened?
It's in the past!
750
00:33:07,903 --> 00:33:08,945
Hey.
751
00:33:09,112 --> 00:33:12,032
Hey! Hey! Stop arguing!
752
00:33:12,115 --> 00:33:13,909
Stop it!
753
00:33:14,159 --> 00:33:15,285
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
Hey!
754
00:33:15,368 --> 00:33:16,411
DINA : Let it g0!
755
00:33:16,578 --> 00:33:18,830
I think I got scabies.
It's itching.
756
00:33:18,997 --> 00:33:20,165
Y'all expecting somebody?
757
00:33:20,248 --> 00:33:21,583
(KNOCKING CONTINUES)
Uh-uh.
758
00:33:24,586 --> 00:33:26,546
Fucking foggy peephole.
759
00:33:28,089 --> 00:33:29,132
(IN HOARSE VOICE)
Who is it?
760
00:33:29,216 --> 00:33:30,675
(KNOCKING CONTINUES)
761
00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:35,514
Oh!
762
00:33:35,597 --> 00:33:36,598
Rochelle here?
Oh!
763
00:33:37,516 --> 00:33:39,976
No, sir, lam sorry,
you have the wrong room.
764
00:33:40,060 --> 00:33:41,102
Please leave.
765
00:33:41,186 --> 00:33:42,812
This is where I meet
Rochelle every night.
766
00:33:42,938 --> 00:33:45,524
Hey, Rochelle ain't here,
homeboy. You need to get on.
767
00:33:45,899 --> 00:33:47,192
It don't have
to be Rochelle.
768
00:33:47,526 --> 00:33:49,069
I'll take one of you.
769
00:33:49,986 --> 00:33:51,696
You mean to tell me,
we staying at a motel
770
00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:53,865
where $5 hoes do
their business?
771
00:33:54,407 --> 00:33:56,785
$5, shit, I get $2 change.
772
00:33:56,952 --> 00:33:58,078
Oh!
773
00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:00,372
Lisa, you game?
774
00:34:00,539 --> 00:34:02,958
Might as well turn a profit
on dick number one tonight.
775
00:34:03,291 --> 00:34:04,459
Bust that thing open.
776
00:34:04,668 --> 00:34:06,878
Not if she wearing that.
What?
777
00:34:07,128 --> 00:34:09,965
I told you that outfit was ugly as
hell, he don't even wanna fuck.
778
00:34:10,257 --> 00:34:12,300
Listen, sir, just because
she is not fashionable
779
00:34:12,384 --> 00:34:14,261
doesn't mean that
you have to be rude!
780
00:34:14,511 --> 00:34:16,137
(KISSES)(ALL SCREAMING)
781
00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:17,305
(SCREAMS)
782
00:34:18,473 --> 00:34:19,724
Get out!
783
00:34:19,975 --> 00:34:20,934
DINA : Shoot!
784
00:34:21,017 --> 00:34:22,644
What's wrong with him?
Close this.
785
00:34:22,811 --> 00:34:24,396
You don't want some of this?
(SCREAMING)
786
00:34:25,814 --> 00:34:26,856
What is that?
787
00:34:27,023 --> 00:34:28,191
You don't want some of this?
788
00:34:28,275 --> 00:34:29,609
(ALL SCREAMING)
789
00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:34,573
Oh, shit!
790
00:34:35,407 --> 00:34:36,700
You are disgusting!
791
00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:37,909
(LAUGHING)
792
00:34:38,660 --> 00:34:41,496
G0 find Rochelle!
N0, you go find Rochelle!
793
00:34:42,372 --> 00:34:44,916
Y'all are gonna get me
a heart attack!
794
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,543
(BOTH LAUGHING)
795
00:34:47,002 --> 00:34:48,169
Oh...
796
00:34:48,336 --> 00:34:49,588
(LAUGHING)
797
00:34:51,006 --> 00:34:53,592
ldon%find this funny at all.
(LAUGHTER CONTINUES)
798
00:34:57,304 --> 00:34:59,639
Yes, girl,
you're giving me life.
799
00:35:00,181 --> 00:35:03,435
Oh, hold up, Sash, your tag is hanging out.
Let me pull it out.
800
00:35:03,518 --> 00:35:06,354
Oh, no, don't pull it.
Just tuck it in for rne.
801
00:35:06,688 --> 00:35:07,772
Okay.
802
00:35:07,939 --> 00:35:09,316
I made a deal
with the designer.
803
00:35:09,399 --> 00:35:11,651
I'm gonna lnstagram it
this weekend.
804
00:35:11,735 --> 00:35:13,236
Some tastemaker shit.
805
00:35:13,528 --> 00:35:15,530
Lis, hurry up. okay?
806
00:35:15,697 --> 00:35:17,991
P. Diddy's not gonna be
waiting for me all night!
807
00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:19,909
He's a busy man.
808
00:35:20,493 --> 00:35:22,329
All right, almost ready.
809
00:35:25,081 --> 00:35:26,499
What the fuck is that?
810
00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:30,128
(LAUGHING)
811
00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:31,379
Wait a minute. Hold on.
812
00:35:31,796 --> 00:35:33,089
You gotta be kidding me!
813
00:35:34,341 --> 00:35:36,343
I really like this outfit.
814
00:35:36,426 --> 00:35:39,137
I mean, this is
hand-stitched embroidery
815
00:35:39,220 --> 00:35:42,641
from an indigenous tribe in
Guatemala that's almost extinct.
816
00:35:42,724 --> 00:35:44,267
So they not fucking
in Guatemala?
817
00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:48,938
You know what?
Intelligent men of academia
818
00:35:49,064 --> 00:35:51,733
are gonna really appreciate
this outfit. Mmm.
819
00:35:52,108 --> 00:35:54,069
All right, listen.
You look beautiful.
820
00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:55,320
Thank you!
821
00:35:55,487 --> 00:35:57,489
Now take it off
and put this on.
822
00:36:00,367 --> 00:36:03,411
This dress is
a mosquito net.
823
00:36:03,912 --> 00:36:05,747
Then maybe you'll catch
something in it.
824
00:36:06,247 --> 00:36:07,624
SASHA : Yeah, a man.
825
00:36:07,791 --> 00:36:09,793
Lisa, you look like somebodys
Puerto Rican grandmother.
826
00:36:09,959 --> 00:36:11,002
See?
827
00:36:11,086 --> 00:36:14,089
Now men will fuck almost anything,
but not you in that outfit.
828
00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:18,843
Don't even, I already know.
829
00:36:19,511 --> 00:36:20,595
Tighten that up.
830
00:36:21,596 --> 00:36:25,100
Don't be taking all day back there
either, making tamales and shit_
831
00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:28,311
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
832
00:36:28,395 --> 00:36:29,437
ANNOUNCER : New Orleans!
833
00:36:29,604 --> 00:36:31,439
Make some noise
834
00:36:31,523 --> 00:36:35,193
for New Edition!
835
00:36:35,276 --> 00:36:37,320
(MUSIC PLAYING)
836
00:36:38,446 --> 00:36:39,447
(snuenwe)
837
00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:51,668
Oh, my gosh!
838
00:36:54,879 --> 00:36:56,297
NEW EDITION MEMBER:
Sing yourself, y'all!
839
00:37:10,437 --> 00:37:11,521
Oh, oh!
840
00:37:20,071 --> 00:37:21,072
I have four.
841
00:37:22,490 --> 00:37:23,658
Yay!
842
00:37:24,284 --> 00:37:25,326
Party in the VIP!
843
00:37:26,327 --> 00:37:27,829
(ALL CHEERING)
844
00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:32,834
That's for Ryan for getting
us up in the hot VIP spot!
845
00:37:34,419 --> 00:37:36,629
Before we drink,
we should get hydrated.
846
00:37:36,963 --> 00:37:38,840
Where is the water?
Excuse me, miss!
847
00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:40,842
Lisa?
Yes.
848
00:37:41,050 --> 00:37:44,554
Okay, this weekend, we're gonna
need a little less "Mom" Lisa,
849
00:37:44,637 --> 00:37:46,473
and a little more
"Freaknik" Lisa.
850
00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:48,391
DINA AND RYAN : Mmm-hmm.
851
00:37:49,142 --> 00:37:50,894
Like "Howard Homecoming" Lisa.
852
00:37:51,519 --> 00:37:52,854
DINA : Ooh!
853
00:37:53,354 --> 00:37:55,190
Ooh! "Bayou Classic" Lisa.
854
00:37:55,273 --> 00:37:56,399
Ahh!
DINA : Mmm!
855
00:37:56,483 --> 00:37:57,525
SASHA : That Lisa.
856
00:37:57,609 --> 00:38:00,195
Like "NBA
All-Star Weekend" Lisa.
857
00:38:00,361 --> 00:38:01,654
SASHA : That shut it down.
858
00:38:01,738 --> 00:38:03,865
Come on now. You're a
fierce sexualgoddess.
859
00:38:04,365 --> 00:38:05,992
I'm a bad bitch goddess!
860
00:38:06,409 --> 00:38:07,535
Oh, yes!
861
00:38:07,702 --> 00:38:09,162
Now go out there and slay.
862
00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:10,789
RYAN : That's it!
Let's do this!
863
00:38:10,872 --> 00:38:12,081
She ready.
864
00:38:13,333 --> 00:38:15,502
So, hey, I don't mean
to be intrusive,
865
00:38:16,002 --> 00:38:19,088
but, um, how many sexual
partners have you had'?
866
00:38:19,172 --> 00:38:21,174
(CLEARS THROAT)
Are you gay, straight?
867
00:38:21,341 --> 00:38:22,967
Because with
the pocket squares...
868
00:38:23,051 --> 00:38:25,053
I'm not feeling
confident about this.
869
00:38:25,220 --> 00:38:26,805
S0 you're not
lactose intolerant?
870
00:38:27,138 --> 00:38:29,474
You give me the smallest
bit of ice cream,
871
00:38:29,557 --> 00:38:32,602
and I'm taking off like a rocket.
It's just... (IMITATES FARTING)
872
00:38:33,228 --> 00:38:34,395
Damn, she rusty!
873
00:38:34,562 --> 00:38:36,105
I had both my kids, right?
874
00:38:36,272 --> 00:38:37,899
And I kept their placenta.
875
00:38:38,274 --> 00:38:39,609
You know what
I do every morning?
876
00:38:39,901 --> 00:38:41,402
When I make
my morning shake,
877
00:38:41,861 --> 00:38:45,240
I take a little bit of that
placenta, plop it right inside,
878
00:38:45,573 --> 00:38:47,075
grind it up, throw it back.
879
00:38:47,367 --> 00:38:50,620
I'm telling you I'm gonna
live until I'm 100.
880
00:38:50,703 --> 00:38:52,664
I can't watch this.
I tried, but I can't.
881
00:38:52,747 --> 00:38:54,290
She's gonna have to Uber,
she ain't riding with us.
882
00:38:54,374 --> 00:38:55,708
(snuenwe)
883
00:38:57,794 --> 00:38:58,962
E verybOdY!
884
00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:10,306
Lisa, Lisa, Lisa.
885
00:39:10,473 --> 00:39:12,308
Sasha Franklin?
886
00:39:12,767 --> 00:39:14,269
Of Sasha's Secrets?
887
00:39:15,854 --> 00:39:17,647
Miss Vanzant.
888
00:39:17,730 --> 00:39:21,776
It is such an honor to
even be in the same...
889
00:39:21,943 --> 00:39:24,195
S0, come, missy,
890
00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:26,865
and let me holler
at you for a minute.
891
00:39:27,699 --> 00:39:28,783
Okay.
892
00:39:30,118 --> 00:39:31,619
Do you know who I am?
893
00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:34,080
Yeah, ljust said...
894
00:39:34,163 --> 00:39:35,623
Because either you don't know,
895
00:39:36,291 --> 00:39:38,543
or some strange affliction
896
00:39:38,626 --> 00:39:42,046
has altered the molecular
structure of your brain.
897
00:39:42,463 --> 00:39:43,506
If you think
898
00:39:43,882 --> 00:39:46,009
that you can trash
my name and reputation
899
00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:48,052
just to make a name
foryourself, missy,
900
00:39:48,136 --> 00:39:50,638
that is not gonna
turn out well for you.
901
00:39:50,763 --> 00:39:52,348
No, look,
I'm just the messenger.
902
00:39:52,432 --> 00:39:53,933
I thought you looked
great in that thong.
903
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:55,268
Liar!
904
00:39:57,145 --> 00:40:01,065
Try me again,
and I promise you
905
00:40:02,191 --> 00:40:05,695
that you and I are gonna have
a Middle Passage experience,
906
00:40:05,778 --> 00:40:08,865
a fight for survival,
and lwill win.
907
00:40:09,991 --> 00:40:12,619
Have I made myself clear?
908
00:40:13,328 --> 00:40:14,412
Clear?
909
00:40:15,705 --> 00:40:16,831
Clear.
910
00:40:17,540 --> 00:40:19,125
Okay, thank you, beloved.
911
00:40:19,292 --> 00:40:22,253
Blessings to you and you enjoy the
rest of your evening. (LAUGHS)
912
00:40:23,338 --> 00:40:24,589
Shoot!
913
00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:26,257
Yes, tell me it recorded.
914
00:40:26,341 --> 00:40:28,384
Please tell me
I got that on video.
915
00:40:28,551 --> 00:40:29,844
Come on, please.
916
00:40:30,470 --> 00:40:31,638
Damn it!
917
00:40:32,013 --> 00:40:35,266
Damn it, Sasha! That was
your car and your mortgage.
918
00:40:35,475 --> 00:40:37,435
Hey, uh, Sasha.
919
00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:39,020
Yeah.
920
00:40:39,187 --> 00:40:41,564
Listen, do you, uh, mind
not working right now'?
921
00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:45,234
Well, what do you call
what you're doing?
922
00:40:45,902 --> 00:40:48,947
No, I'm just saying that I don't
want anyone to feel uncomfortable
923
00:40:49,030 --> 00:40:50,698
thinking that you're
spying on them, that's all.
924
00:40:50,823 --> 00:40:52,158
Ryan, I don't spy
on people.
925
00:40:52,325 --> 00:40:53,326
Okay, I'm sorry.
926
00:40:53,493 --> 00:40:56,245
I'm just saying that I'm their
guest, you're my guest.
927
00:40:56,412 --> 00:40:58,081
Are you telling me
to behave?
928
00:40:59,540 --> 00:41:00,792
Is that what you're
telling me right now?
929
00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:02,502
No, I'm just saying
that it would be
930
00:41:02,585 --> 00:41:04,087
more appropriate
and effective...
931
00:41:04,253 --> 00:41:05,922
What is appropriate and effective?
Um, Sasha Sasha.
932
00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:07,799
These words you're
using on me feel...
933
00:41:07,882 --> 00:41:09,634
Come with me to
the bathroom, please.
934
00:41:10,009 --> 00:41:11,761
Real quick, lgotsnaps
and zippers_._
935
00:41:11,844 --> 00:41:14,013
Jesus!
And all kinds of things.
936
00:41:14,097 --> 00:41:16,099
SASHA : Lisa, I know
what you're doing.
937
00:41:18,184 --> 00:41:19,227
(IN BRITISH ACCENT)
Come on, Estelle!
938
00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:20,436
Darling, yes, look at us!
No. No.
939
00:41:20,603 --> 00:41:22,897
DINA : Two conquerors
taking over the world!
940
00:41:23,064 --> 00:41:25,692
Don't be a bugger!
Pip pip, cheerio!
941
00:41:25,858 --> 00:41:28,152
I'll tag you! I'll be tagging you in this!
ESTELLE : Please don't!
942
00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:29,612
What are you doing?
What?
943
00:41:29,779 --> 00:41:31,447
I'm taking fun pictures
with celebrities.
944
00:41:31,614 --> 00:41:33,116
I'm talking to
celebrities and everything.
945
00:41:33,199 --> 00:41:34,409
(MAN CLEARS THROAT)
946
00:41:34,742 --> 00:41:36,035
Glad to see some things
ain't changed.
947
00:41:36,202 --> 00:41:38,496
Julian! Oh, my God!
948
00:41:38,579 --> 00:41:40,540
Look at you! You got muscles now!
(LAUGHS)
949
00:41:40,707 --> 00:41:42,792
JULIAN : What up, D?
What's up, boy?
950
00:41:42,959 --> 00:41:44,794
Look at you!
Man, you got fine!
951
00:41:45,795 --> 00:41:47,588
Ryan!
It's good to see you!
952
00:41:47,755 --> 00:41:48,881
I thought that was you.
953
00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:52,885
Icannotbeheve I'm looking at
half of the Flossy Posse!
954
00:41:53,052 --> 00:41:55,555
And the other half
is here, too.
955
00:41:55,722 --> 00:41:57,098
No shit?
Yes!
956
00:41:57,265 --> 00:41:59,726
The whole entire FP crew is
in the building? Mmm-hmm.
957
00:42:00,143 --> 00:42:01,978
Okay, it's official now.
(LAUGHS)
958
00:42:02,395 --> 00:42:03,771
Wow. So you
playing this weekend?
959
00:42:03,855 --> 00:42:05,690
Yeah, I'm actually
sitting in with Ne-Yo
960
00:42:05,773 --> 00:42:07,275
at the House of Blues
on Saturday.
961
00:42:07,442 --> 00:42:08,735
Ne-Yo? I love Ne-Yo.
962
00:42:08,901 --> 00:42:10,778
Well, y'all should
come through, swing by.
963
00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:13,114
I will put you on the list,
it's nothing.
964
00:42:13,281 --> 00:42:14,574
Okay, we're there.
Good.
965
00:42:14,741 --> 00:42:16,200
DINA : Yeah, we're there.
(GIGGLING)
966
00:42:20,163 --> 00:42:21,581
Ah, so, what you drinking?
967
00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:24,667
Sash, ljust brought you
in here, okay,
968
00:42:24,751 --> 00:42:27,420
so that you could have
a little compassion for Ryan
969
00:42:27,587 --> 00:42:29,380
and everything that
she's going through.
970
00:42:29,547 --> 00:42:32,341
So I'm asking you
to please be nice.
971
00:42:32,508 --> 00:42:33,760
I'm trying.
972
00:42:34,302 --> 00:42:37,138
I mean, she is the one giving
me grief about doing myjob.
973
00:42:37,638 --> 00:42:40,183
You know, we can't all
just smile for the cameras
974
00:42:40,266 --> 00:42:42,727
and sit next to a football player
and make money off of him_
975
00:42:42,810 --> 00:42:45,646
Ooh! Now, Sasha, that's
not fair and you know it.
976
00:42:45,980 --> 00:42:47,023
You know you always do this.
977
00:42:47,106 --> 00:42:48,107
I always do what?
978
00:42:48,399 --> 00:42:50,151
Ryan can do no wrong
in your eyes.
979
00:42:50,234 --> 00:42:51,235
(SCOFFS)
980
00:42:51,319 --> 00:42:53,362
Even when she bailed
on all of our plans
981
00:42:53,446 --> 00:42:55,406
to start the first
black Huffington Post.
982
00:42:55,740 --> 00:42:58,326
That was five years ago,
all right?
983
00:42:58,826 --> 00:43:00,495
Can you just let it go?
984
00:43:01,788 --> 00:43:02,830
Okay!
985
00:43:03,164 --> 00:43:04,332
Sash...
986
00:43:06,709 --> 00:43:07,960
Don't look at me
with them eyes.
987
00:43:10,797 --> 00:43:12,006
Okay.
988
00:43:12,715 --> 00:43:13,841
All right.
989
00:43:13,925 --> 00:43:15,843
Thank you, I love you.
Don't hug on me,
990
00:43:16,010 --> 00:43:18,054
hug on some of that
man meat out there.
991
00:43:18,638 --> 00:43:20,014
(snuenwe)
992
00:43:30,858 --> 00:43:33,236
Ma, can you hear me?
993
00:43:33,694 --> 00:43:34,737
(SIGHS)
994
00:43:34,821 --> 00:43:35,822
Dang it.
995
00:43:36,531 --> 00:43:38,783
Reception is just awful.
996
00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:40,868
Geez Louise. Come on.
997
00:43:41,327 --> 00:43:42,912
Come on!
998
00:43:43,913 --> 00:43:46,290
Hey, pretty lady
from Bourbon Street.
999
00:43:46,457 --> 00:43:48,084
Hey, yeah...
1000
00:43:48,251 --> 00:43:49,460
You know that
doesn't work, right?
1001
00:43:49,710 --> 00:43:51,170
Oh. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
1002
00:43:51,254 --> 00:43:53,840
You gotta try,
just in case you get lucky.
1003
00:43:54,006 --> 00:43:55,591
I mean, not lucky...
1004
00:43:55,675 --> 00:43:57,301
You wanna stand on
my shoulders and try?
1005
00:43:59,720 --> 00:44:00,972
You know, for height.
1006
00:44:01,639 --> 00:44:04,183
S0, um, how many
baby mamas you got?
1007
00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:06,227
Zero.
1008
00:44:06,394 --> 00:44:08,688
You got a wifey?
No.
1009
00:44:08,896 --> 00:44:10,148
You got a husband?
1010
00:44:10,314 --> 00:44:11,315
(LAUGHING)
1011
00:44:11,399 --> 00:44:14,235
Don't even try to
play me, all right?
1012
00:44:14,318 --> 00:44:18,156
Dina, come on. Now Julian is a
musician, he play the bass.
1013
00:44:18,239 --> 00:44:20,324
What's he gonna do with one
piece 0f pussy coochie twat?
1014
00:44:20,408 --> 00:44:21,617
(LAUGHING)
1015
00:44:24,036 --> 00:44:25,538
There's a lot you
can do with just one.
1016
00:44:25,746 --> 00:44:27,790
(DINA AND SASHA HOWLING)
1017
00:44:28,374 --> 00:44:31,919
Talk to me, yes. I got one
you could do a lot with!
1018
00:44:32,003 --> 00:44:33,129
(LAUGHING)
1019
00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:35,339
Stop!
Damn, she dangerous.
1020
00:44:35,423 --> 00:44:36,424
Close them.
1021
00:44:40,011 --> 00:44:41,971
Look! Smash alert,
two o'clock!
1022
00:44:43,306 --> 00:44:44,515
You got it?
I got you.
1023
00:44:44,682 --> 00:44:45,933
Oh, my God!
1024
00:44:46,017 --> 00:44:47,226
Is that Lisa?
1025
00:44:47,393 --> 00:44:49,020
We gotta keep twisting
like this, right?
1026
00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:50,938
Because that helps
with the reception.
1027
00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:53,274
Just a minute ago,
she was chasing them off,
1028
00:44:53,441 --> 00:44:55,318
now, she got her whole taco
in the dude's face.
1029
00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:58,070
Ma, can you hear me yet?
1030
00:44:58,738 --> 00:45:00,865
No, she still
can't hear me, though.
1031
00:45:01,115 --> 00:45:03,409
And it's raw taco,
she ain't got no panties on!
1032
00:45:04,827 --> 00:45:06,454
JULIAN : Y'all still wild.
1033
00:45:06,621 --> 00:45:08,039
Yes, we are!
1034
00:45:08,956 --> 00:45:11,918
Oh, my God!
That's Diddy, baby!
1035
00:45:12,668 --> 00:45:14,337
How y'all feeling
over here tonight?
1036
00:45:14,503 --> 00:45:16,756
Y'all ready to have a good
time in this motherfucker?
1037
00:45:16,923 --> 00:45:18,341
JULIAN : Ladies,
look what your man's got!
1038
00:45:20,426 --> 00:45:22,303
Y'all, I'm about to get
pregnant tonight. Move.
1039
00:45:22,470 --> 00:45:24,931
You know you
created a monster.
1040
00:45:25,097 --> 00:45:26,724
It's a really
good vibe, come on.
1041
00:45:26,807 --> 00:45:28,142
OWW!
1042
00:45:28,643 --> 00:45:29,644
(SCREAMING)
1043
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:32,730
(RAPPING)
1044
00:46:02,718 --> 00:46:04,011
(SCREAMING)
1045
00:46:11,978 --> 00:46:12,979
No!
1046
00:46:13,437 --> 00:46:15,564
RYAN : Dina,
putyour shirt on!
1047
00:46:23,823 --> 00:46:25,366
Oh, shit!
1048
00:46:26,075 --> 00:46:27,952
SASHA : Girl, your booty
is showing!
1049
00:46:38,713 --> 00:46:40,214
You go and
get that ass!
1050
00:46:40,381 --> 00:46:41,632
That shit works!
1051
00:46:45,845 --> 00:46:47,513
Make some noise!
1052
00:46:50,766 --> 00:46:52,143
(SCREAMS)
1053
00:46:52,977 --> 00:46:54,228
(SQUEALING)
1054
00:46:55,771 --> 00:46:57,106
Oh, my God!
1055
00:46:58,941 --> 00:47:01,193
DIDDY : l/ove y'all!
Thank you, New Orleans!
1056
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,863
Turnt up, turnt up, turnt up!
1057
00:47:04,030 --> 00:47:06,365
(LAUGHS) What we doing
after this, y'all?
1058
00:47:06,532 --> 00:47:08,534
My frat's having
a party at Xavier.
1059
00:47:08,743 --> 00:47:11,495
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold up.
How old are you?
1060
00:47:11,579 --> 00:47:12,621
Twenty-one.
1061
00:47:12,705 --> 00:47:14,415
We are not going to any college
frat party. Twenty-one!
1062
00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:15,499
What?
1063
00:47:15,624 --> 00:47:18,085
Wait, maybe I should wait here
for Diddy to come out,
1064
00:47:18,252 --> 00:47:20,421
because once a man
lays his eyes
1065
00:47:20,504 --> 00:47:23,132
on these Biggie Smalls
up on my chest,
1066
00:47:23,215 --> 00:47:25,468
it burns in their brains, it
burns right in their brains.
1067
00:47:25,551 --> 00:47:26,594
Come 0n, for real.
1068
00:47:26,677 --> 00:47:28,387
What y'all getting into?
I know y'all doing something.
1069
00:47:28,554 --> 00:47:29,889
Oh! Wait, come on, y'all.
1070
00:47:30,056 --> 00:47:32,767
I still have to work tomorrow,
I really should get to bed.
1071
00:47:33,059 --> 00:47:34,769
It ain't even midnight yet. Boo!
1072
00:47:35,186 --> 00:47:39,023
Come on, guys, listen. I've just
watched my best friend grind on Diddy.
1073
00:47:39,190 --> 00:47:40,900
What could possibly top that?
1074
00:47:42,610 --> 00:47:45,154
Let's do this shit, bitches!
1075
00:47:45,237 --> 00:47:47,531
Flossy Posse is in effect!
1076
00:47:49,075 --> 00:47:50,201
Here I go!
1077
00:47:50,368 --> 00:47:51,619
Oh, shit!
1078
00:47:52,286 --> 00:47:53,537
(SCREAMING)
1079
00:47:58,084 --> 00:47:59,293
(SCREAMING) Yeah!
1080
00:48:00,544 --> 00:48:01,796
That was amazing!
1081
00:48:02,713 --> 00:48:04,256
Guess she caught
her second wind.
1082
00:48:04,340 --> 00:48:05,383
RYAN : Sasha!
1083
00:48:05,466 --> 00:48:08,427
Come on, you have to try it!
It's amazing!
1084
00:48:09,136 --> 00:48:12,431
Fuck it!
I'm white boy wasted anyway!
1085
00:48:12,515 --> 00:48:14,100
Come on!
1086
00:48:14,809 --> 00:48:16,310
(SCREAMING)
1087
00:48:18,521 --> 00:48:20,398
Oh, my God! Oh, shit!
1088
00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:21,941
Catch me!
1089
00:48:22,191 --> 00:48:23,401
(SCREAMS) om
1090
00:48:23,901 --> 00:48:25,986
Don't let me go!
Don't let me go!
1091
00:48:26,278 --> 00:48:28,572
Don't let me go!
1092
00:48:28,739 --> 00:48:29,865
Sasha!
1093
00:48:30,032 --> 00:48:31,450
That was crazy!
1094
00:48:32,034 --> 00:48:33,828
Come on, Lis. Come on.
It's time, let's go!
1095
00:48:33,994 --> 00:48:36,664
N0, this is not a good
idea, I have to pee.
1096
00:48:36,831 --> 00:48:38,290
The line is
shorter over there,
1097
00:48:38,374 --> 00:48:39,917
there's a long line
to the bathroom here.
1098
00:48:40,000 --> 00:48:41,043
Just go for it.
1099
00:48:41,127 --> 00:48:42,545
You can do it!
It's fine!
1100
00:48:42,711 --> 00:48:44,964
All right. All right.
All right. All right.
1101
00:48:45,089 --> 00:48:47,425
(CHANTING) Lisa! Lisa! Lisa!
1102
00:48:47,591 --> 00:48:48,801
Peter Pan that shit!
1103
00:48:50,261 --> 00:48:51,679
(SCREAMING)
1104
00:48:57,226 --> 00:48:58,352
CROWD : Oh!
1105
00:48:59,687 --> 00:49:00,980
Oh, shit!
1106
00:49:02,731 --> 00:49:03,816
LISA : What happened?
1107
00:49:04,233 --> 00:49:05,443
Why did I stop?
1108
00:49:05,526 --> 00:49:07,153
Why isn't it moving?
1109
00:49:07,319 --> 00:49:09,029
Wait, what's going on?
LISA : Why did it stop?
1110
00:49:09,196 --> 00:49:11,449
Hello? What's wrong?
1111
00:49:11,699 --> 00:49:12,741
(WHIMPERS)
1112
00:49:12,825 --> 00:49:13,951
Don't worry about it!
1113
00:49:14,118 --> 00:49:16,203
They're gonna fix it! Just
hold tight, hold on, Lisa!
1114
00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:18,539
This is not the time,
I'm telling you!
1115
00:49:18,706 --> 00:49:20,082
SASHA : Don't worry!
1116
00:49:20,166 --> 00:49:21,417
Squeeze it!
1117
00:49:21,584 --> 00:49:23,043
Oh, God!
1118
00:49:23,210 --> 00:49:26,505
Baby Jesus, Jesus, please
don't make me pee on anybody!
1119
00:49:26,672 --> 00:49:29,592
Stop taking that picture
of her fucking vagina!
1120
00:49:29,717 --> 00:49:30,885
Please don't do it!
(SCREAMS)
1121
00:49:32,052 --> 00:49:33,304
(CROWD SCREAMING)
1122
00:49:33,596 --> 00:49:34,722
Oh!
1123
00:49:36,807 --> 00:49:38,184
(WAILING)
1124
00:49:39,643 --> 00:49:42,146
Damn!
How much did she drink?
1125
00:49:42,438 --> 00:49:45,733
Why have you forsaken
me, Baby Jesus?
1126
00:49:46,233 --> 00:49:48,736
Your BFF is on herway!
1127
00:49:48,903 --> 00:49:50,738
I'm sorry,
I really tried to hold it!
1128
00:49:51,030 --> 00:49:52,364
(SHOUTING)
1129
00:49:55,034 --> 00:49:56,452
Don't worry, girl,
I got you!
1130
00:49:56,535 --> 00:49:58,829
(ALL SCREAMING)
1131
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:03,459
I didn't know you were into golden showers.
Girl, that's my jam!
1132
00:50:03,626 --> 00:50:05,419
Watch this! (WHOOPING)
1133
00:50:07,421 --> 00:50:09,006
What the fuck?
1134
00:50:09,089 --> 00:50:10,382
(CROWD SCREAMING)
1135
00:50:17,556 --> 00:50:19,350
What are you doing?
1136
00:50:19,433 --> 00:50:22,269
Y'all didn't even have to
take me to Red Lobster!
1137
00:50:23,979 --> 00:50:25,523
(WHOOPING)
1138
00:50:27,608 --> 00:50:28,817
(LAUGHING)
1139
00:50:30,778 --> 00:50:33,948
Hey, when I said "let loose,"
I didn't mean it literally!
1140
00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:36,367
Ry, what!
Did you see that?
1141
00:50:36,450 --> 00:50:38,827
Yeah, everybody saw it!
1142
00:50:38,953 --> 00:50:41,705
Damn! Oh, lam so happy
we ran into you!
1143
00:50:41,789 --> 00:50:45,209
I swear, I have not had
this much fun in so long.
1144
00:50:45,292 --> 00:50:47,378
You never had a problem
with that before.
1145
00:50:47,461 --> 00:50:48,796
I miss that girl.
1146
00:50:48,879 --> 00:50:50,339
You definitely
brought her back tonight.
1147
00:50:50,422 --> 00:50:51,757
(CHUCKLES)(LAUGHS)
1148
00:50:52,049 --> 00:50:55,219
Well, maybe she needs you
around a little more often.
1149
00:50:55,302 --> 00:50:56,303
(CHUCKLES)
1150
00:51:01,767 --> 00:51:02,851
Uh...
1151
00:51:03,978 --> 00:51:05,813
Maybe I should get you home.
1152
00:51:06,188 --> 00:51:08,440
Didn't you say you have
an appearance or something?
1153
00:51:08,857 --> 00:51:10,150
Tomorrow?
1154
00:51:10,693 --> 00:51:12,361
With your husband.
1155
00:51:13,362 --> 00:51:14,738
Yeah, that nigga.
1156
00:51:15,573 --> 00:51:16,657
What?
1157
00:51:18,325 --> 00:51:20,119
What? N0.
1158
00:51:20,202 --> 00:51:21,245
(STAMMERING)
1159
00:51:21,328 --> 00:51:23,831
Yeah, no, no, right.
lshould, um...
1160
00:51:25,165 --> 00:51:27,042
I should probably go.
Yeah.
1161
00:51:27,293 --> 00:51:30,087
Uh, butwhere y'all staying?
I'll take you to your hotel.
1162
00:51:30,170 --> 00:51:31,880
Where are you, at the W?
1163
00:51:32,464 --> 00:51:34,049
Uh...
The Roosevelt?
1164
00:51:34,216 --> 00:51:36,510
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
lgot you, come on.
1165
00:51:37,970 --> 00:51:40,347
(GRUNTS) All right,
it's all yours.
1166
00:51:41,140 --> 00:51:42,224
Are you sure?
1167
00:51:42,766 --> 00:51:45,894
There's no way in hell I'll let
y'all stay in that filthy dump.
1168
00:51:46,395 --> 00:51:48,522
I'll crash with
the guys in the band.
1169
00:51:48,606 --> 00:51:49,898
Y'all get some sleep.
1170
00:51:49,982 --> 00:51:54,069
Thank you, Julian, for everything tonight.
For everything.
1171
00:51:54,153 --> 00:51:55,404
No sweat.
1172
00:51:58,616 --> 00:52:00,200
You sure everything
is good with you?
1173
00:52:00,284 --> 00:52:02,536
Yes! Absolutely.
1174
00:52:04,538 --> 00:52:05,873
All right, then.
1175
00:52:06,915 --> 00:52:08,125
Okay.
1176
00:52:08,208 --> 00:52:09,460
Good night.
1177
00:52:09,543 --> 00:52:10,919
(DOOR CLOSES)
1178
00:52:20,929 --> 00:52:23,223
Can ljust touch it?
You can touch it.
1179
00:52:24,391 --> 00:52:25,434
(MOANS)
1180
00:52:28,145 --> 00:52:29,647
on. (GIGGLES)(LAUGHS)
1181
00:52:29,730 --> 00:52:30,981
You're shy.
1182
00:52:31,982 --> 00:52:33,651
You should move your arm.
1183
00:52:33,859 --> 00:52:35,402
(MOANING)
1184
00:52:37,321 --> 00:52:38,530
That's not my arm.
1185
00:52:44,453 --> 00:52:45,954
(CRINGING)
1186
00:52:46,330 --> 00:52:48,999
I just...
lcouldn't do it.
1187
00:52:49,083 --> 00:52:51,377
(BOTH SNICKERING)
It was unbelievable!
1188
00:52:51,460 --> 00:52:53,212
I'm telling you guys,
you had to see this thing.
1189
00:52:53,295 --> 00:52:55,047
Well, why didn't you
bring it out and show us?
1190
00:52:55,673 --> 00:52:58,008
Were you gonna help me
carry it out here?
1191
00:52:58,342 --> 00:53:00,052
I'd have slung it
over my shoulder.
1192
00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:04,139
Listen, I ain't never
seen nothing like that.
1193
00:53:04,223 --> 00:53:07,267
Wait. The good Lord gives you all
that meat, and you just hand it back?
1194
00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:08,352
(SCOFFS)
1195
00:53:08,602 --> 00:53:09,978
ls that because you a vegan?
1196
00:53:10,646 --> 00:53:11,980
LISA : No, Dina.
1197
00:53:12,064 --> 00:53:14,233
It's because I wanna
keep my uterus intact.
1198
00:53:14,525 --> 00:53:17,027
(SCOFFS) Girl, I'm gonna
give you a lecture tomorrow.
1199
00:53:17,111 --> 00:53:19,697
But tonight
I'm too tired.
1200
00:53:19,780 --> 00:53:21,031
I think my liver
is broken.
1201
00:53:22,741 --> 00:53:25,536
Uh-uh. Y'all not going
to sleep. Come on.
1202
00:53:25,619 --> 00:53:28,080
Come on. Bring it.
Come on!
1203
00:53:28,455 --> 00:53:29,456
(SIGHS)
Get up!
1204
00:53:29,540 --> 00:53:31,458
Mmm-mmrn.
RYAN : Oh, God.
1205
00:53:31,542 --> 00:53:33,502
(CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY)
1206
00:53:40,134 --> 00:53:41,176
What?
1207
00:53:42,010 --> 00:53:43,804
I'm not going to Hell.
1208
00:53:43,887 --> 00:53:45,347
Jesus loves me, too.
1209
00:53:45,973 --> 00:53:47,808
Better recognize
your blessings.
1210
00:53:49,852 --> 00:53:51,228
She got a point.
Yeah.
1211
00:53:52,104 --> 00:53:53,564
Okay.
1212
00:53:53,647 --> 00:53:55,023
Here we go.
1213
00:53:56,358 --> 00:53:59,236
Heavenly Father, we wanna thank
you for this clay of life
1214
00:53:59,319 --> 00:54:02,614
and thank you for bringing the
Flossy Posse back together_
1215
00:54:02,698 --> 00:54:04,742
It's like you always
listen to my prayers
1216
00:54:04,825 --> 00:54:06,785
because I missed
my girls so much.
1217
00:54:06,869 --> 00:54:11,248
And I can't wait for us to have
all the most fun in the world!
1218
00:54:11,331 --> 00:54:14,126
Oh, I can just feel my heart
filling up with joy now,
1219
00:54:14,209 --> 00:54:16,420
just thinking about all the
good things we gonna do.--
1220
00:54:16,503 --> 00:54:18,088
(VOICE FADING)
1221
00:54:32,186 --> 00:54:33,395
Thank you.
1222
00:54:37,149 --> 00:54:39,276
Hey, are you
even up forthis?
1223
00:54:39,359 --> 00:54:41,904
Don't worry, I've been pretending
to be okay for two years_
1224
00:54:41,987 --> 00:54:43,405
lcan do it for
a few more minutes.
1225
00:54:43,489 --> 00:54:46,074
Honey! Honey! Whoa!
Somebody got turnt.
1226
00:54:46,241 --> 00:54:48,952
(LAUGHS)
It's okay. It's okay.
1227
00:54:49,036 --> 00:54:52,956
Uh,yeah,yeah. So, well, we're gonna
get you some coffee, okay, sweetie?
1228
00:54:53,040 --> 00:54:54,208
Okay.
1229
00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:55,918
Some water?
Yeah, water, too.
1230
00:54:56,001 --> 00:54:57,002
Yeah.
1231
00:54:57,085 --> 00:54:59,922
Listen, I've been out of
the game for a minute,
1232
00:55:00,005 --> 00:55:02,800
and I don't know what these
young girls are doing out here
1233
00:55:02,883 --> 00:55:04,301
to handle all that.
1234
00:55:04,384 --> 00:55:06,220
But I'm not
on that train.
1235
00:55:06,303 --> 00:55:07,304
Come 0n now, Lisa.
1236
00:55:07,387 --> 00:55:10,265
I ain't never known you to
back down from a challenge.
1237
00:55:10,349 --> 00:55:11,391
I know.
1238
00:55:11,475 --> 00:55:13,852
Just grapefruit him.
What?
1239
00:55:14,353 --> 00:55:16,230
Y'all ain't never
grapefruited before?
1240
00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:18,482
No.
1241
00:55:19,817 --> 00:55:20,943
But I'm listening.
1242
00:55:21,401 --> 00:55:23,028
What you wanna do is,
1243
00:55:23,111 --> 00:55:24,696
you get a grapefruit, right'?
Okay.
1244
00:55:24,780 --> 00:55:27,407
And you cut both
ends off, as so.
1245
00:55:28,659 --> 00:55:32,621
Then you cut a hole in
the middle, like this.
1246
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:34,373
Like a nice little tunnel.
1247
00:55:34,456 --> 00:55:38,293
And then you place
that on his penis
1248
00:55:38,377 --> 00:55:39,670
like this.
1249
00:55:40,254 --> 00:55:42,756
Oh. Ch. Okay. Like that, right?
1250
00:55:43,131 --> 00:55:45,551
Now, you wanna
squeeze, and twist,
1251
00:55:45,634 --> 00:55:48,846
and suck, so then it feels like
he's getting fucked and sucked
1252
00:55:48,929 --> 00:55:50,472
all at the same time.
1253
00:55:52,057 --> 00:55:53,141
It's like this.
1254
00:55:53,225 --> 00:55:54,268
(SLURPING)
1255
00:55:59,857 --> 00:56:01,024
(coueus)
1256
00:56:02,109 --> 00:56:05,487
You might choke just a little bit
because that make him feel like a man.
1257
00:56:05,571 --> 00:56:06,905
Like he killing your shit.
1258
00:56:06,989 --> 00:56:08,115
(SLURPING)
1259
00:56:10,492 --> 00:56:12,619
Dude, this is tickling
my throat.
1260
00:56:16,623 --> 00:56:18,041
(CHUCKLES AND SLURPS)
1261
00:56:18,417 --> 00:56:19,418
Hmm.
1262
00:56:19,501 --> 00:56:22,462
Now, you never everwanna
do this with a pineapple.
1263
00:56:23,088 --> 00:56:24,214
I almost died.
1264
00:56:26,884 --> 00:56:28,302
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
1265
00:56:34,641 --> 00:56:37,477
Sasha, tell me the truth. Do you
think this color's too much?
1266
00:56:37,853 --> 00:56:40,564
It's barely enough.
It's beautiful.
1267
00:56:40,647 --> 00:56:42,274
ANNOUNCER :
Ryan and Stewart Pierce.
1268
00:56:43,442 --> 00:56:44,568
SUNNY : Give it up for Ne-Yo!
1269
00:56:44,651 --> 00:56:46,904
NE-YO : It's always a beautiful
and energetic crowd
1270
00:56:46,987 --> 00:56:48,447
when you come to
the Essence Fest.
1271
00:56:48,530 --> 00:56:50,282
AN N OU N CE R:
Miss Terry McMillan.
1272
00:56:50,365 --> 00:56:51,909
NE-YO : People, period.
But beautiful black people,
1273
00:56:51,992 --> 00:56:53,535
you know what I mean?
That's what you come for.
1274
00:56:53,619 --> 00:56:55,245
You come to celebrate
your blackness.
1275
00:56:55,329 --> 00:56:56,496
ANNOUNCER : Morris Chestnut!
1276
00:56:56,580 --> 00:56:58,123
(WOMEN SCREAMING)
1277
00:57:00,667 --> 00:57:02,002
(SCREAMING)(CELL PHONE CHIMES)
1278
00:57:08,550 --> 00:57:09,801
ANNOUNCER : Ava DuVernay!
1279
00:57:09,885 --> 00:57:11,303
What is
“black girl magic"?
1280
00:57:11,386 --> 00:57:13,639
It feels like a reminder,
it feels like a rallying call,
1281
00:57:13,722 --> 00:57:15,933
it feels like
a term of endearment.
1282
00:57:16,016 --> 00:57:19,603
Make sure to keep stirring so
this cra wfish doesn't overcook.
1283
00:57:19,686 --> 00:57:22,272
Oh, yeah, because we
cannot have that, y'all.
1284
00:57:22,689 --> 00:57:24,232
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
1285
00:57:34,701 --> 00:57:36,536
I'm so sorry! SASHA : You
kissing the air, girl.
1286
00:57:36,620 --> 00:57:39,289
I guess that chapter
in your book is right.
1287
00:57:39,373 --> 00:57:42,334
"The couple who cooks
together, stays together. "
1288
00:57:43,251 --> 00:57:45,545
So cute.
They're so cute!
1289
00:57:46,672 --> 00:57:47,756
Couldn't have said it
better myself.
1290
00:57:47,839 --> 00:57:49,132
That's true.
1291
00:57:51,176 --> 00:57:54,012
She on some Academy Award
shit with this performance.
1292
00:57:54,304 --> 00:57:56,473
Aw, Sasha,
marriage is tricky.
1293
00:57:56,556 --> 00:57:59,935
She still loves Stewart. They're
just going through a rough patch.
1294
00:58:00,018 --> 00:58:03,355
RYAN : And you can see, there are a lot
of different peppers and colors---
1295
00:58:03,438 --> 00:58:05,107
Oh, no, this bitch didn't. What?
1296
00:58:05,190 --> 00:58:06,316
Oh, this heifer.
1297
00:58:06,400 --> 00:58:07,442
Dina, don't.
1298
00:58:07,526 --> 00:58:09,027
I'm just gonna
whip her ass!
1299
00:58:09,111 --> 00:58:12,364
Why don't we invite someone from our
audience to come up and have a taste?
1300
00:58:12,447 --> 00:58:13,532
SIMONE : Ooh, I'll do it.
1301
00:58:14,324 --> 00:58:17,077
Oh, you in the red,
I saw you first!
1302
00:58:18,537 --> 00:58:19,997
Oh, hell no!
Let's go!
1303
00:58:20,080 --> 00:58:21,248
LISA : Oh, no,
wait, wait, wait!
1304
00:58:21,331 --> 00:58:22,374
CARLA : Right here.
1305
00:58:24,042 --> 00:58:25,043
Oh, wow.
1306
00:58:25,127 --> 00:58:27,212
This bitch think she can
just be up in here,
1307
00:58:27,295 --> 00:58:28,630
doing whatever
the fuck she wants.
1308
00:58:28,714 --> 00:58:32,634
All right! Looks like we have
a few eager volunteers!
1309
00:58:33,176 --> 00:58:34,261
Come on up, girls.
(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
1310
00:58:36,388 --> 00:58:37,556
More the merrier.
1311
00:58:38,890 --> 00:58:40,100
I got her, Ry.
1312
00:58:40,934 --> 00:58:43,311
Mmm, this looks
so delicious.
1313
00:58:43,395 --> 00:58:45,564
But I could use
some extra sausage.
1314
00:58:48,650 --> 00:58:49,693
Oh, really?
1315
00:58:49,776 --> 00:58:50,819
You wanna be
careful with that.
1316
00:58:50,902 --> 00:58:53,488
You don't wanna choke
on too much sausage.
1317
00:58:53,572 --> 00:58:56,408
I'm good, I don't
have a gag reflex.
1318
00:58:57,743 --> 00:58:59,578
Ooh, this bitch
wanna get hurt!
1319
00:59:00,495 --> 00:59:02,789
Are they still talking
aboutjambalaya?
1320
00:59:02,873 --> 00:59:05,917
Um, uh, yeah,
it's colloquial.
1321
00:59:06,126 --> 00:59:07,961
Um, "Put your foot in it."
1322
00:59:08,045 --> 00:59:09,463
"So good, makes you wanna
slap your mama."
1323
00:59:09,546 --> 00:59:10,756
"Bitch gonna get hurt."
1324
00:59:11,006 --> 00:59:12,591
(CHUCKLES)
Got n.
1325
00:59:12,883 --> 00:59:13,884
(CLEARS THROAT)
1326
00:59:14,009 --> 00:59:15,677
(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
1327
00:59:15,761 --> 00:59:16,887
You know what,
1328
00:59:16,970 --> 00:59:19,973
since we've got
a true sausage connoisseur,
1329
00:59:20,057 --> 00:59:24,519
why don't we show her and you guys
everything you can do with a sausage?
1330
00:59:26,772 --> 00:59:27,773
Ah!
1331
00:59:27,939 --> 00:59:30,025
Now, what do we have here?
A cleaver.
1332
00:59:30,192 --> 00:59:31,860
Ah, so, let's
take this cleaver...
1333
00:59:31,985 --> 00:59:33,361
That's a big cleaver, baby.
1334
00:59:33,445 --> 00:59:34,613
You should be
careful with that.
1335
00:59:34,696 --> 00:59:35,781
Well, you know what, baby?
1336
00:59:35,864 --> 00:59:37,407
/'m always careful.
1337
00:59:37,491 --> 00:59:38,492
(CHUCKLES)
Mmm-hmm.
1338
00:59:39,117 --> 00:59:40,410
CARLA : Show him
who's boss, girl!
1339
00:59:40,494 --> 00:59:41,661
(GRUNTING)
1340
00:59:41,995 --> 00:59:42,996
Ooh. Ooh!
1341
00:59:44,623 --> 00:59:48,794
You don't want any part of
this sausage not being cut!
1342
00:59:48,877 --> 00:59:50,462
Isn't that right, Stew?
1343
00:59:52,672 --> 00:59:53,799
Well, What is this?
1344
00:59:53,882 --> 00:59:55,217
There's nothing better
1345
00:59:55,300 --> 00:59:58,970
than a tender sausage
who knows who's in charge!
1346
00:59:59,054 --> 01:00:01,264
Right, baby?
She's the boss.
1347
01:00:01,348 --> 01:00:02,349
(GRUNTING)
1348
01:00:04,518 --> 01:00:05,644
CARLA : Ooh, girl!
1349
01:00:05,685 --> 01:00:07,521
Girl, put your back into it!
SASHA : Bash that meat.
1350
01:00:08,730 --> 01:00:11,608
If your arms ain't tired,
you ain't been cooking!
1351
01:00:11,775 --> 01:00:14,069
(ALL LAUGHING)
Who knew!
1352
01:00:14,152 --> 01:00:15,153
Kitchen shears.
1353
01:00:15,237 --> 01:00:19,032
This is an under-utilized
utensil in the kitchen.
1354
01:00:19,116 --> 01:00:20,992
Well, /'m gonna take
this under-utilized tool,
1355
01:00:21,076 --> 01:00:23,578
and I'm gonna put it on
this over-utilized sausage.
1356
01:00:23,662 --> 01:00:25,038
(ALL LAUGHING)
1357
01:00:26,957 --> 01:00:28,708
What does that look like,
hanging like that, to you?
1358
01:00:29,876 --> 01:00:32,295
I don't know, but we
gonna cut it off today.
1359
01:00:32,379 --> 01:00:33,713
(ALL LAUGHING)
1360
01:00:34,131 --> 01:00:36,550
Oh, my God!
Ryan's a hoot.
1361
01:00:37,217 --> 01:00:38,802
She is a hoot.
Yes.
1362
01:00:38,885 --> 01:00:40,303
She's a hoot!
1363
01:00:41,429 --> 01:00:43,306
What the fuck
is going on?
1364
01:00:44,391 --> 01:00:46,143
I'm still waiting
on my sausage.
1365
01:00:46,226 --> 01:00:47,894
Oh, wait, here,
have some of mine.
1366
01:00:50,814 --> 01:00:52,816
Gagging?
You gagging?
1367
01:00:52,899 --> 01:00:56,611
CARLA : Now that, my friends,
is the essence of cooking.
1368
01:00:58,029 --> 01:00:59,906
That was fucking amazing!
1369
01:01:00,532 --> 01:01:03,160
The crowd loved it,
Bethany loved it!
1370
01:01:03,243 --> 01:01:05,245
Were those your girls? I
thought there was only three.
1371
01:01:05,328 --> 01:01:07,205
Who's the hottie
with the badunkadunk?
1372
01:01:07,289 --> 01:01:08,331
Thejunk in the trunk?
1373
01:01:08,415 --> 01:01:11,585
That can had its own soundtrack.
Am I right? (VOCALIZING)
1374
01:01:12,252 --> 01:01:14,004
She's nobody. I've
never seen her before.
1375
01:01:14,087 --> 01:01:17,090
Oh, crap. I gotta go get her number
because she was amazing, she's worth it.
1376
01:01:17,174 --> 01:01:18,216
BOTH : No!
1377
01:01:19,259 --> 01:01:20,802
Okay, okay. Okay.
1378
01:01:20,886 --> 01:01:23,388
You know what? It's better
if it's improvised, anyway_
1379
01:01:23,471 --> 01:01:28,852
Stewart, there is a reporter out
there who is a big football fan.
1380
01:01:28,935 --> 01:01:30,437
Can ljust borrow you
for a minute?
1381
01:01:30,687 --> 01:01:33,982
Ooh, so tense, real tight.
1382
01:01:34,608 --> 01:01:35,984
Come on, buddy,
loosen it up.
1383
01:01:36,401 --> 01:01:37,736
(SIGHS)
1384
01:01:41,448 --> 01:01:44,367
(VOICE BREAKING)
I am strong.
1385
01:01:44,451 --> 01:01:47,370
Iam powerful,
lam beautiful.
1386
01:01:47,454 --> 01:01:49,623
I am strong.
1387
01:01:51,625 --> 01:01:53,293
Powerful...
1388
01:01:54,419 --> 01:01:55,545
lam beautiful.
1389
01:01:55,629 --> 01:01:59,382
Iam... I am strong.
1390
01:02:00,550 --> 01:02:03,053
Iam powerful.
1391
01:02:03,136 --> 01:02:04,721
Iam beautiful.
1392
01:02:04,804 --> 01:02:07,933
I am strong,
lam powerful,
1393
01:02:08,016 --> 01:02:09,684
lam beautiful.
lam strong...
1394
01:02:09,768 --> 01:02:11,102
You good, Ry?
1395
01:02:11,811 --> 01:02:13,438
Yeah, I'm good.
1396
01:02:13,521 --> 01:02:15,649
All in a day's
work, right'?
1397
01:02:16,358 --> 01:02:17,984
Thanks for having
my back up there.
1398
01:02:18,401 --> 01:02:19,736
(SCOFFS) Of course.
1399
01:02:24,282 --> 01:02:27,744
Ry, you can't keep pretending
that this photo doesn't exist.
1400
01:02:28,662 --> 01:02:29,996
It's gonna get out there.
1401
01:02:30,372 --> 01:02:31,998
It's all fair game
in journalism.
1402
01:02:32,082 --> 01:02:34,709
Journalism?
ls that what this is?
1403
01:02:37,587 --> 01:02:40,131
Fine. You just keep
handling your business.
1404
01:02:40,215 --> 01:02:42,676
You been doing such
a greatjob thus far.
1405
01:02:43,426 --> 01:02:44,636
All right.
1406
01:02:45,178 --> 01:02:46,638
Fine.
1407
01:02:49,849 --> 01:02:51,226
What do you think
I should do?
1408
01:02:52,185 --> 01:02:54,771
Well, first of all,
1409
01:02:54,854 --> 01:02:57,440
let me find out if
anyone else has the photo.
1410
01:02:57,524 --> 01:02:59,776
And if not, let me leak it.
1411
01:02:59,859 --> 01:03:02,737
Are you crazy? No,
lam in the middle of a deal.
1412
01:03:02,821 --> 01:03:05,782
I cannot have pictures of him
kissing another woman on your site.
1413
01:03:05,865 --> 01:03:07,784
No!
Hear me out.
1414
01:03:07,867 --> 01:03:10,537
Ifl leak it,
you can get in front of it.
1415
01:03:10,620 --> 01:03:11,913
Steer the conversation
1416
01:03:11,997 --> 01:03:15,375
instead of letting TMZ write
their own bullshit spin on it.
1417
01:03:15,458 --> 01:03:18,878
You find the right angle,
you minimize the damage.
1418
01:03:22,340 --> 01:03:24,384
Okay, just let me
think about it.
1419
01:03:24,467 --> 01:03:26,803
All right? And let me talk
to a few people first.
1420
01:03:26,886 --> 01:03:28,972
Let me just run it by them.
1421
01:03:29,055 --> 01:03:31,391
Can you stall them
for a little bit longer?
1422
01:03:32,100 --> 01:03:33,143
L90T you.
1423
01:03:35,478 --> 01:03:36,980
Thank you, Sasha.
1424
01:03:37,522 --> 01:03:38,898
Of course.
1425
01:03:38,982 --> 01:03:42,319
I got Muslim oils, Christian oils!
I got poodle oils!
1426
01:03:42,402 --> 01:03:43,611
Igot ball sprays.
1427
01:03:44,029 --> 01:03:46,531
Everybody got a drink,
I need a drink!
1428
01:03:46,614 --> 01:03:48,450
VENDOR : Authentic hurricanes!
Two for $25!
1429
01:03:48,533 --> 01:03:50,118
Over here! Here we go.
Here we go.
1430
01:03:50,243 --> 01:03:51,619
I got something for the kids!
1431
01:03:52,871 --> 01:03:54,539
Two for $25?
$25.
1432
01:03:54,622 --> 01:03:56,082
Baby, baby, baby!
Hey, hey, hey, beautiful!
1433
01:03:56,541 --> 01:03:58,376
Right here, come on, baby! Me?
1434
01:03:58,460 --> 01:03:59,711
Yeah, right here.
1435
01:03:59,794 --> 01:04:02,839
Bye, he call me beautiful.
I'm beautiful now, huh?
1436
01:04:03,089 --> 01:04:04,924
Ooh! Lord! Lord!
1437
01:04:05,008 --> 01:04:07,010
Hi!
Hey! Got t0 be careful.
1438
01:04:07,093 --> 01:04:08,219
Listen, I got a look,
1439
01:04:08,303 --> 01:04:09,929
I see you over there
chasing them hurricanes.
1440
01:04:10,013 --> 01:04:11,890
I got the best thing in
New Orleans right here.
1441
01:04:11,973 --> 01:04:13,058
What's that?
1442
01:04:15,393 --> 01:04:16,519
Look at that right there.
1443
01:04:18,855 --> 01:04:20,023
What the fuck is that?
1444
01:04:20,273 --> 01:04:24,361
Ooh! This is 200-year-old
wormwood absinthe.
1445
01:04:24,444 --> 01:04:25,528
Green Fairy.
1446
01:04:25,612 --> 01:04:27,197
I want it,
give it to me.
1447
01:04:27,280 --> 01:04:29,574
Hey, hey, hey! Calm down now! You
don't know what you're getting into.
1448
01:04:29,657 --> 01:04:31,993
This stuff right here
come with instructions, okay?
1449
01:04:32,077 --> 01:04:34,704
Well, I don't give a fuck.
That shit is green, shiny,
1450
01:04:34,788 --> 01:04:36,790
and looks like it will have
me hella bent. I want it!
1451
01:04:36,873 --> 01:04:39,250
Yes, but you're only supposed to
take a splash of this, young lady,
1452
01:04:39,334 --> 01:04:42,212
because if you drink too much of it,
it's gonna have you halluoinating.
1453
01:04:42,295 --> 01:04:43,463
All right,
that's cool with me.
1454
01:04:43,546 --> 01:04:46,174
Now, look, that whole bottle will
last you for five years, all right?
1455
01:04:46,299 --> 01:04:48,301
No, no! Okay, five
months, got it.
1456
01:04:48,385 --> 01:04:49,844
Did you hear
what I just said?
1457
01:04:49,928 --> 01:04:51,805
Five years. You're not
listening to what I'm saying.
1458
01:04:51,888 --> 01:04:52,931
Okay, five days.
1459
01:04:53,014 --> 01:04:55,392
This will be used very irresponsibly.
Thank you!
1460
01:04:55,475 --> 01:04:56,768
Young lady...
Sasha!
1461
01:04:56,851 --> 01:04:59,813
You about to be a mental
health patient with a fat ass.
1462
01:05:00,230 --> 01:05:03,149
Oils, incense!
I got coochie spray!
1463
01:05:03,316 --> 01:05:05,402
(MUSIC PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)
1464
01:05:07,320 --> 01:05:08,363
Ooh! Damn!
1465
01:05:10,990 --> 01:05:13,368
Oh, that's a good one.
(LAUGHS)
1466
01:05:17,455 --> 01:05:19,541
You know what? You guys
shouldn't be in the grass_
1467
01:05:19,624 --> 01:05:21,334
You know you're
allergic to grass.
1468
01:05:21,418 --> 01:05:22,961
MISS MILLER : Left hand red.
1469
01:05:23,044 --> 01:05:25,755
Okay. I'm about to go see a man sing.
Oh, ha ve fun!
1470
01:05:25,839 --> 01:05:26,923
Hi, guys!
1471
01:05:27,006 --> 01:05:28,383
Hey, Auntie Ry-Ry!
1472
01:05:28,466 --> 01:05:29,509
Bye. guys!
1473
01:05:29,592 --> 01:05:30,593
I love you! (KISSES)
1474
01:05:30,677 --> 01:05:32,053
Bye, Mama!
1475
01:05:32,137 --> 01:05:33,596
Oh, they're so cute.
1476
01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:35,098
I miss them.
1477
01:05:35,390 --> 01:05:37,350
Mmm-hmm.
You know what?
1478
01:05:37,684 --> 01:05:40,478
Have you and Stewart thought
about having a family?
1479
01:05:40,562 --> 01:05:41,980
L mean,
1480
01:05:42,063 --> 01:05:45,483
kids have a way of bringing
people closer together.
1481
01:05:45,859 --> 01:05:48,903
They definitely have
a way of changing men.
1482
01:05:49,487 --> 01:05:52,824
Mmm. Yeah, made your husband
change his address!
1483
01:05:53,491 --> 01:05:54,617
(BOTH LAUGH)
1484
01:05:54,701 --> 01:05:55,869
(BOTH SIGH)
1485
01:05:56,244 --> 01:05:57,620
We've talked
about it, yeah.
1486
01:05:58,538 --> 01:06:00,874
I'm just so focused
on my career right now.
1487
01:06:01,332 --> 01:06:03,585
I get it,
but don't wait too long
1488
01:06:03,668 --> 01:06:06,045
because nobody's gonna
love you like your babies.
1489
01:06:07,380 --> 01:06:11,968
Hey! ls this
the Flossy Posse suite?
1490
01:06:12,051 --> 01:06:14,637
Yes, it is! Did you
guys get my succulent?
1491
01:06:14,721 --> 01:06:15,763
Who is you?
1492
01:06:17,098 --> 01:06:19,476
Oh, hi. Liz Davelli,
I'm Ryan's agent.
1493
01:06:19,559 --> 01:06:22,020
RYAN : Hey! Hi!
Hey!
1494
01:06:22,103 --> 01:06:23,646
Welcome! You made it.
1495
01:06:23,730 --> 01:06:25,106
Ah, I did! I did!
1496
01:06:25,231 --> 01:06:27,942
0h, my lady, my queen! Real quick.
(CHUCKLES) Yes?
1497
01:06:28,026 --> 01:06:29,319
Bethany wants to spend
a little one-on-one
1498
01:06:29,402 --> 01:06:32,030
with you and Stewart at
the CTroc party. Okay.
1499
01:06:32,113 --> 01:06:34,199
I know you're with
the F to the P.
1500
01:06:34,282 --> 01:06:35,992
Butjust give her
15 minutes.
1501
01:06:36,075 --> 01:06:37,994
Inspire herto add
a zero to the deal.
1502
01:06:38,077 --> 01:06:39,913
Of course, yes!
1503
01:06:40,288 --> 01:06:42,081
Hey, how about
we have a toast?
1504
01:06:42,248 --> 01:06:43,583
Ooh, are these hurricanes?
1505
01:06:44,375 --> 01:06:46,586
Fuck a hurricane, girl.
These are tsunamis!
1506
01:06:46,961 --> 01:06:48,505
Ooh! I'm scared!
1507
01:06:48,588 --> 01:06:51,174
To Friday night,
Flossy Posse style!
1508
01:06:51,257 --> 01:06:52,509
(ALL CHEERING)
1509
01:06:53,551 --> 01:06:55,512
For real, though! Mmm.
1510
01:06:56,804 --> 01:06:58,723
(MUSIC PLAYING)
1511
01:07:13,780 --> 01:07:15,114
(LAUGHING)
1512
01:07:16,241 --> 01:07:17,951
(MUSIC DISTORTS)
1513
01:07:18,952 --> 01:07:20,078
Whoa.
1514
01:07:21,120 --> 01:07:22,163
(CHUCKLING)
1515
01:07:22,247 --> 01:07:24,499
(IN DISTORTED VOICE) I feel funny.
Do y'all feel funny?
1516
01:07:24,666 --> 01:07:27,210
You feel funny?
I feel...
1517
01:07:27,293 --> 01:07:28,503
(IN DISTORTED VOICE)
I feel fine!
1518
01:07:28,920 --> 01:07:31,422
I feel so fine! Feel me.
Go on and feel me.
1519
01:07:31,506 --> 01:07:32,590
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
You want me to feel you?
1520
01:07:32,674 --> 01:07:33,716
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
Feel me, yeah...
1521
01:07:33,800 --> 01:07:34,926
(IN DISTORTED VOICE)
Ooh, yeah!
1522
01:07:35,510 --> 01:07:36,970
(CHUCKLING)DINA : (LAUGHS) Yeah!
1523
01:07:38,012 --> 01:07:39,556
You feel squishy.
1524
01:07:39,639 --> 01:07:41,224
(ALL LAUGHING)
1525
01:07:43,935 --> 01:07:45,144
(IN DISTORTED VOICE)
Oh, shit!
1526
01:07:46,813 --> 01:07:48,106
(IN NORMAL VOICE)
We tripping.
1527
01:07:49,274 --> 01:07:50,733
We tripping.
We tripping?
1528
01:07:50,817 --> 01:07:52,402
(IN DISTORTED VOICE)
We tripping! (LAUGHS)
1529
01:07:52,694 --> 01:07:54,320
(IN SQUEAKY VOICE) Wait a minute!
Hold up, stop!
1530
01:07:55,780 --> 01:07:56,823
(IN DISTORTED VOICE) You.
1531
01:07:58,241 --> 01:08:00,118
You put something in
them drinks, didn't you?
1532
01:08:00,785 --> 01:08:01,911
(LAUGHS) Yeah.
1533
01:08:01,995 --> 01:08:03,371
(IN DISTORTED VOICE)
We gonna be fucked up!
1534
01:08:03,955 --> 01:08:07,208
Y'all, it's not funny.
If we tripping,
1535
01:08:07,292 --> 01:08:09,419
Ryan's tripping,
and she's with Bethany!
1536
01:08:09,502 --> 01:08:10,837
Oh, shit!
1537
01:08:13,298 --> 01:08:14,882
Yeah.
Ooh!
1538
01:08:15,717 --> 01:08:16,718
(MOANS) Ah!
1539
01:08:19,679 --> 01:08:23,766
I have to tell you that I loved
your cooking demo today.
1540
01:08:23,850 --> 01:08:28,146
Yeah, the way that you two
play off each other...
1541
01:08:28,229 --> 01:08:29,355
(STAMMERING)
It's so much fun.
1542
01:08:29,439 --> 01:08:30,690
S0 much fun.
Yeah!
1543
01:08:30,857 --> 01:08:33,610
(LAUGHS) Listen,
how about this?
1544
01:08:33,693 --> 01:08:35,695
Cheers to fun!
1545
01:08:39,157 --> 01:08:40,908
She's so funny!
1546
01:08:40,992 --> 01:08:43,578
Yeah! Cheers! Whoo!
1547
01:08:47,624 --> 01:08:48,625
Oh...
1548
01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:50,501
That's a terrible drink.
1549
01:08:50,585 --> 01:08:51,878
(LAUGHING)
1550
01:08:52,378 --> 01:08:54,172
Oh, man, I'm gonna have
that taken off the check.
1551
01:08:54,255 --> 01:08:56,466
Did you taste that?
The Verbena?
1552
01:08:56,549 --> 01:08:57,925
It's hot.
1553
01:08:59,552 --> 01:09:00,845
It burns.
1554
01:09:01,888 --> 01:09:03,723
Okay, look,
we gotta go save Ryan.
1555
01:09:05,391 --> 01:09:06,559
(GASPS)
1556
01:09:06,851 --> 01:09:07,977
AUSTIN : (ECHOING)
Mommy!
1557
01:09:08,895 --> 01:09:09,937
Did y'all hear that?
1558
01:09:15,693 --> 01:09:16,694
Oh, shit!
1559
01:09:16,778 --> 01:09:17,862
Austin?
1560
01:09:18,613 --> 01:09:19,656
Riley?
1561
01:09:19,739 --> 01:09:21,115
Your damn kids is here?
1562
01:09:23,910 --> 01:09:26,621
Oh, shit!
You coming to get me, God?
1563
01:09:28,539 --> 01:09:30,124
Those bitches left me.
1564
01:09:30,541 --> 01:09:32,001
(CHILDREN LAUGHING)
1565
01:09:33,753 --> 01:09:34,962
BOTH : Hey, Mommy!
1566
01:09:38,591 --> 01:09:42,095
Are you having fun?
1567
01:09:42,929 --> 01:09:46,307
I am having fun,
but you have to go to bed.
1568
01:09:46,391 --> 01:09:47,600
(BOTH LAUGHING)
1569
01:09:48,976 --> 01:09:50,103
(GASPS)
1570
01:09:50,895 --> 01:09:52,313
I'm ready for bed.
1571
01:09:52,438 --> 01:09:53,731
(CHUCKLES)
1572
01:09:55,358 --> 01:09:56,776
MAN : Sasha Franklin.
1573
01:09:57,276 --> 01:09:59,112
Sasha's Secrets.
1574
01:09:59,654 --> 01:10:02,657
I really, really
love your blog.
1575
01:10:04,117 --> 01:10:05,118
Mmm.
1576
01:10:08,121 --> 01:10:09,455
(LAUGHING)
1577
01:10:10,123 --> 01:10:11,666
Why won't it come off?
1578
01:10:11,749 --> 01:10:13,126
WOMAN : How may I help you?
1579
01:10:18,381 --> 01:10:19,590
What is she doing here?
1580
01:10:21,634 --> 01:10:23,344
She's here t0 take
your order.
1581
01:10:24,637 --> 01:10:25,638
0h, yeah?
1582
01:10:26,055 --> 01:10:27,056
Oh!
1583
01:10:27,181 --> 01:10:28,307
What can I get you?
1584
01:10:28,850 --> 01:10:32,103
You can get your mouth
off my husband's dick!
1585
01:10:33,438 --> 01:10:34,897
(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
1586
01:10:34,981 --> 01:10:36,023
Please?
1587
01:10:36,816 --> 01:10:37,859
LIZ : Oh, hey, hey.
1588
01:10:37,942 --> 01:10:39,610
Is that a drink?
I want one.
1589
01:10:39,861 --> 01:10:42,905
Um, actually, let's get
a round for the table,
1590
01:10:45,324 --> 01:10:46,534
and put it on my card.
1591
01:10:49,537 --> 01:10:51,205
Go! You got it!
1592
01:10:51,289 --> 01:10:52,749
Coming right up. (CHUCKLES)
1593
01:10:52,999 --> 01:10:54,667
Oh, you wanna smirk?
1594
01:10:54,751 --> 01:10:57,128
Oh, so you wanna
get fucked up?
1595
01:10:57,253 --> 01:11:01,674
And don't think I don't see that
"Suck Cock" written on your shirt!
1596
01:11:02,675 --> 01:11:04,260
Did her shirt say
"Suck Cock"?
1597
01:11:04,343 --> 01:11:05,595
(SLURPING)
1598
01:11:09,432 --> 01:11:10,433
Buddy...
1599
01:11:12,018 --> 01:11:13,853
(BOTH MOANING)
1600
01:11:17,106 --> 01:11:19,150
Ooh, shit!
Don't choke her too hard.
1601
01:11:19,233 --> 01:11:21,694
There we go! Yeah!
1602
01:11:21,778 --> 01:11:23,863
Get in those!
Get in those! Yeah!
1603
01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:25,698
(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
1604
01:11:26,073 --> 01:11:27,950
Ooh! Yeah! Yes!
1605
01:11:28,034 --> 01:11:32,455
Please, lwanna be rough
because you've been a bad boy!
1606
01:11:32,538 --> 01:11:33,956
Yeah! Yeah!
1607
01:11:34,040 --> 01:11:36,959
Bite it, bite it, bite it!
1608
01:11:37,251 --> 01:11:38,628
What the hell
are you doing?
1609
01:11:38,711 --> 01:11:39,754
Oh, shit!
1610
01:11:39,837 --> 01:11:40,963
What?
Hey!
1611
01:11:41,881 --> 01:11:43,508
We gotta save Ryan!
1612
01:11:45,218 --> 01:11:47,386
Yeah, but she's
so far away.
1613
01:11:47,470 --> 01:11:49,305
What are we gonna do?
Yeah.
1614
01:11:52,642 --> 01:11:54,560
We need Plan B.
1615
01:11:54,644 --> 01:11:56,312
What's Plan B?
1616
01:11:56,395 --> 01:11:58,147
MAN : Yeah, what's Plan B?
1617
01:12:01,734 --> 01:12:02,777
(GASPS)
1618
01:12:02,860 --> 01:12:03,945
What are you guys
doing here?
1619
01:12:05,738 --> 01:12:07,573
I'm not really sure
what's going on here.
1620
01:12:07,907 --> 01:12:10,076
(CHUCKLES)
My apologies, Bethany.
1621
01:12:10,576 --> 01:12:14,622
Ryan has been taking
some new allergy medicine,
1622
01:12:14,705 --> 01:12:16,958
and it's having
some side effects.
1623
01:12:18,459 --> 01:12:19,544
Psst.
1624
01:12:23,214 --> 01:12:25,925
Quiet as a cat.
Ryan, we gotta go right now.
1625
01:12:26,551 --> 01:12:28,052
The tsunami has hit.
1626
01:12:28,135 --> 01:12:30,847
I repeat,
the tsunami has hit.
1627
01:12:32,932 --> 01:12:34,350
Please excuse us.
1628
01:12:34,433 --> 01:12:36,394
Couch on my head...
1629
01:12:36,769 --> 01:12:39,146
Okay. My date will
pay the check.
1630
01:12:40,106 --> 01:12:41,941
SASHA : You may settle up
with him.
1631
01:12:43,359 --> 01:12:44,694
Oh. Ooh.
1632
01:12:45,611 --> 01:12:48,656
RYAN : That is a beautiful dress.
ls that a dress?
1633
01:12:48,948 --> 01:12:50,032
Bye!
1634
01:12:50,616 --> 01:12:51,993
RYAN : Come on, baby.
1635
01:12:53,870 --> 01:12:56,789
Please... Join us.
1636
01:12:57,415 --> 01:12:58,958
Liz Davelli.
1637
01:12:59,959 --> 01:13:01,586
Pretty hair.
1638
01:13:01,669 --> 01:13:04,213
I can't believe Bethany
just saw me like this.
1639
01:13:04,964 --> 01:13:06,591
We need to hide.
1640
01:13:07,633 --> 01:13:09,260
You know she won't
find you in there.
1641
01:13:09,343 --> 01:13:11,012
(MUSIC PLAYING)(WOMEN CHEERING)
1642
01:13:11,345 --> 01:13:13,306
Oh, yeah. Let's dance
this shit off.
1643
01:13:13,389 --> 01:13:15,641
'Cause I gotta
keep a low profile.
1644
01:13:16,183 --> 01:13:18,269
(MUSIC INTENSIFIES)
1645
01:13:24,692 --> 01:13:28,738
Mmm. It smells like Hennessy
and booty sweat up in here!
1646
01:13:28,821 --> 01:13:30,990
We done found our tribe.
1647
01:13:31,073 --> 01:13:33,492
Come on, bitches,
let's set it off.
1648
01:13:57,516 --> 01:13:59,352
Do that shit,
Dina. What!
1649
01:14:01,938 --> 01:14:03,606
SIMONE : Girl, look at
these old bitches.
1650
01:14:08,861 --> 01:14:10,529
Hey! Hold up,
hold up, hold up!
1651
01:14:12,198 --> 01:14:13,491
(JEERING)
1652
01:14:16,202 --> 01:14:17,870
(CROWD CHEERING)
1653
01:14:39,934 --> 01:14:41,060
Y'all, come on!
1654
01:14:55,157 --> 01:14:56,200
RYAN : All right!
1655
01:15:15,302 --> 01:15:17,471
Come on!
What you sayin'?
1656
01:15:37,450 --> 01:15:38,451
(SCREAMS)
1657
01:15:59,055 --> 01:16:00,723
That's real ass.
1658
01:16:01,974 --> 01:16:05,603
CROWD : Hey! Hey! Hey!
1659
01:16:05,686 --> 01:16:06,979
Bye.
1660
01:16:08,773 --> 01:16:10,191
LISA : Yeah, baby!
1661
01:16:10,274 --> 01:16:12,276
DINA : I slipped.
I think I pulled a big toe.
1662
01:16:12,359 --> 01:16:13,402
(LAUGHING)
1663
01:16:13,486 --> 01:16:14,487
That's all right.
1664
01:16:14,612 --> 01:16:18,574
RYAN : Man, we owned that ho.
Owned that ho!
1665
01:16:18,657 --> 01:16:19,992
(LAUGHING)
1666
01:16:22,661 --> 01:16:23,871
(GRUNTS)
1667
01:16:27,124 --> 01:16:28,417
Not this.
1668
01:16:28,501 --> 01:16:32,755
You know what, I'm sure everyone
is expecting me to beat your ass.
1669
01:16:32,838 --> 01:16:34,340
RYAN : Please beat her ass.
1670
01:16:34,423 --> 01:16:37,343
But I'm coming from
a place of love tonight.
1671
01:16:37,426 --> 01:16:40,346
And you have a hallucinogenic
drug to thank for that.
1672
01:16:42,223 --> 01:16:44,100
But mine wore off.
So what's up?
1673
01:16:44,183 --> 01:16:45,768
(ALL SCREAMING)
1674
01:16:46,936 --> 01:16:47,937
(GRUNTS)
1675
01:16:48,020 --> 01:16:50,022
Lisa! See that, bitch?
1676
01:16:51,232 --> 01:16:53,192
(ALL CLAMORING)
1677
01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:04,662
I said I got kids.
1678
01:17:09,750 --> 01:17:10,793
(GRUNTS)
1679
01:17:10,876 --> 01:17:12,545
DINA : Bitch,
I'm about to fuck you up!
1680
01:17:14,046 --> 01:17:15,214
(SCREAMING)
1681
01:17:18,717 --> 01:17:19,885
Here I come!
1682
01:17:22,388 --> 01:17:24,056
(SIRENS WAILING)
1683
01:17:25,057 --> 01:17:28,435
Cops! Cops!
Come on, it's the cops!
1684
01:17:28,519 --> 01:17:29,937
Sorry.
1685
01:17:36,610 --> 01:17:38,404
Hey, hey, hey.
What's going on here?
1686
01:17:38,487 --> 01:17:40,906
Officer, it was four women
in multicolored wigs
1687
01:17:40,990 --> 01:17:42,992
who started the whole thing.
But they're still in there.
1688
01:17:43,075 --> 01:17:44,702
So, please hurry!
1689
01:17:47,454 --> 01:17:49,123
Shit!
1690
01:17:49,582 --> 01:17:50,624
JULIAN : Ryan!
1691
01:17:51,083 --> 01:17:52,960
RYAN : Julian!
1692
01:17:53,043 --> 01:17:55,004
Flossy Posse
strikes again, huh?
1693
01:17:55,421 --> 01:17:57,715
Julian.
JULIAN : Good Lord!
1694
01:18:01,427 --> 01:18:03,387
(SIGHS)
How did you find us?
1695
01:18:04,930 --> 01:18:06,265
I have superpowers.
1696
01:18:06,932 --> 01:18:08,434
You must.
1697
01:18:08,601 --> 01:18:12,855
(CHUCKLES) Yeah.
Or maybe, uh...
1698
01:18:13,731 --> 01:18:15,524
Maybe it was this
text you sent me.
1699
01:18:17,276 --> 01:18:19,361
RYAN : Julian,
we 're lost in space!
1700
01:18:19,445 --> 01:18:21,197
DINA : I'm not...
1701
01:18:21,280 --> 01:18:22,990
(ALL LAUGHING)
1702
01:18:24,450 --> 01:18:26,869
DINA : You got me showing
my titties to Julian.
1703
01:18:26,952 --> 01:18:28,579
You all need to see
these Biggie Smalls...
1704
01:18:28,662 --> 01:18:29,872
Oh, my God!
1705
01:18:29,955 --> 01:18:33,125
I definitely do not
remember making that.
1706
01:18:34,210 --> 01:18:36,420
I think Dina was right
about her Biggie Smalls.
1707
01:18:36,629 --> 01:18:37,713
Burned in the brain.
1708
01:18:38,255 --> 01:18:41,508
DINA : Thanks, Julian. That's
what all the boys say. (LAUGHS)
1709
01:18:41,967 --> 01:18:43,177
(JULIAN LAUGHS)
1710
01:18:44,595 --> 01:18:46,263
Julian, have you heard
ofthat record that goes,
1711
01:18:46,347 --> 01:18:48,515
“Bitch! Bitch! Motherfucker!
Motherfucker! Bitch!
1712
01:18:48,599 --> 01:18:51,769
"Bitch! Bitch! Motherfucker! That's
my shit! That's my new shit!"
1713
01:18:51,852 --> 01:18:54,605
That's misogynistic.
We don't like it.
1714
01:18:54,688 --> 01:18:57,775
All right, ladies.
You have a great evening.
1715
01:18:57,858 --> 01:18:59,735
Ju-Ju.
Thank you, baby.
1716
01:18:59,818 --> 01:19:02,071
Sash, I got you, babe.
You know that.
1717
01:19:02,363 --> 01:19:03,989
Ooh!
Now, take it easy, Lis.
1718
01:19:04,073 --> 01:19:05,491
Yeah.
Take it easy.
1719
01:19:05,574 --> 01:19:07,910
Thank you, Julian.
You're welcome.
1720
01:19:07,993 --> 01:19:09,203
Thanks, bruh.
Thank you!
1721
01:19:09,286 --> 01:19:12,373
My girl.
My boy. All right.
1722
01:19:12,456 --> 01:19:13,457
RY> Y0u okay?
1723
01:19:13,540 --> 01:19:17,294
Oh, yeah. I'll just be
pouring my own drinks
1724
01:19:17,378 --> 01:19:18,879
for the rest of the weekend,
that's all.
1725
01:19:19,004 --> 01:19:21,674
That sounds like a good plan.
Yeah, I think so. (LAUGHS)
1726
01:19:21,840 --> 01:19:22,967
Thanks for
everything, though.
1727
01:19:23,050 --> 01:19:25,094
Anytime. You know that.
1728
01:19:25,177 --> 01:19:26,637
(BOTH LAUGH)
1729
01:19:31,809 --> 01:19:33,185
(SIGHS)
1730
01:19:53,706 --> 01:19:55,791
(CLEARS THROAT) Um...
1731
01:19:56,792 --> 01:19:59,586
All right, so...
(INHALES SHARPLY)
1732
01:20:02,965 --> 01:20:04,508
Good night.
1733
01:20:06,885 --> 01:20:08,512
Good night.
1734
01:20:09,596 --> 01:20:11,390
Good night.
(CHUCKLES)
1735
01:20:14,059 --> 01:20:15,227
(CHUCKLES)
1736
01:20:20,399 --> 01:20:22,484
Hmm?
Good night.
1737
01:20:22,568 --> 01:20:24,069
Oh, yes.
Yep.
1738
01:20:24,403 --> 01:20:25,821
Morning like, you know?
1739
01:20:27,156 --> 01:20:28,198
Yeah.
1740
01:20:35,956 --> 01:20:36,999
Ha!
1741
01:20:37,082 --> 01:20:38,959
Hey, look,
she had it comin'.
1742
01:20:39,043 --> 01:20:40,544
She was trippin'.
1743
01:20:40,627 --> 01:20:43,339
She was! I'm just happy
Freaknik Lisa is back.
1744
01:20:43,422 --> 01:20:45,424
Hey.
Right?
1745
01:20:45,507 --> 01:20:48,552
Too bad all that pent-up
energy is going to waste.
1746
01:20:48,635 --> 01:20:49,762
Mmm-hmm.
1747
01:20:57,936 --> 01:20:59,563
What was that, Sasha?
1748
01:20:59,646 --> 01:21:03,650
What was that you were
saying about pent-up energy?
1749
01:21:03,734 --> 01:21:06,111
You texted him?
I did.
1750
01:21:06,653 --> 01:21:07,988
LISA : Never doubt.
1751
01:21:08,280 --> 01:21:09,782
Never doubt a boss.
1752
01:21:10,449 --> 01:21:11,408
(snuenwe)
1753
01:21:11,492 --> 01:21:12,618
Because I slay
1754
01:21:12,701 --> 01:21:14,620
I slay, I slay, all day
1755
01:21:14,703 --> 01:21:17,456
All day, all day,
all day, l slay
1756
01:21:17,998 --> 01:21:19,708
Have a good evening, ladies.
1757
01:21:19,792 --> 01:21:21,126
RYAN : You, too.
1758
01:21:21,627 --> 01:21:23,962
Yes, hunty! Yes!
1759
01:21:24,046 --> 01:21:27,216
Just give in when he starts
smashing them organs up.
1760
01:21:28,175 --> 01:21:31,220
He's gonna knock the cobwebs off
that thing, you understand me?
1761
01:21:31,595 --> 01:21:34,223
Oh, do you rememberwhen
life was that simple?
1762
01:21:34,932 --> 01:21:38,352
All you wanted was just to like a
guy enough to wanna give him some.
1763
01:21:38,477 --> 01:21:41,855
Mmm-hmm. That's all we worried about.
That, and being broke.
1764
01:21:41,939 --> 01:21:44,191
Hmm. Those problems are
behind us, thank God.
1765
01:21:44,274 --> 01:21:45,651
For real.
1766
01:21:47,403 --> 01:21:51,323
(SIG-HS) I miss you, Sasha.
I really do.
1767
01:21:51,407 --> 01:21:53,409
I miss you, too.
1768
01:21:53,867 --> 01:21:55,661
We were gonna take
over the world together.
1769
01:21:56,578 --> 01:21:59,748
Yeah, we didn't quite get
around to that, did we?
1770
01:21:59,832 --> 01:22:03,168
Ijust hate seeing you chasing
that celebrity bullshit.
1771
01:22:03,252 --> 01:22:06,046
You are so much
better than that.
1772
01:22:07,297 --> 01:22:10,092
I'm good.
I'm handling mine.
1773
01:22:11,802 --> 01:22:14,221
Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. N0, I know.
1774
01:22:19,560 --> 01:22:23,313
You know, Ryan, you don't have to
keep pretending like you have it all.
1775
01:22:24,273 --> 01:22:26,984
I know you wanna help people.
You always have,
1776
01:22:27,067 --> 01:22:31,363
but maybe you would help them more
if you just tell them the truth.
1777
01:22:32,114 --> 01:22:33,699
That this shit is hard.
1778
01:22:34,741 --> 01:22:35,784
(SIGHS)
1779
01:22:35,868 --> 01:22:39,163
If I had your strength,
Sash, maybe lwould. But...
1780
01:22:41,248 --> 01:22:43,083
I'm not that girl anymore.
1781
01:22:44,793 --> 01:22:47,171
DINA : Y'all heifers about
to kiss now, or what?
1782
01:22:47,379 --> 01:22:48,881
Jesus, get a room!
1783
01:22:49,173 --> 01:22:50,716
(ALL LAUGHING)
1784
01:22:53,385 --> 01:22:54,887
(LISA MOANING)
1785
01:22:59,057 --> 01:23:01,226
The beaver has
cut down the tree!
1786
01:23:01,560 --> 01:23:03,228
RYAN : Wow.
Yes!
1787
01:23:03,312 --> 01:23:04,563
About time.
1788
01:23:04,980 --> 01:23:06,064
She needed some.
1789
01:23:12,321 --> 01:23:15,073
DINA : All right, girl,
that's what I'm talkin' about!
1790
01:23:15,324 --> 01:23:16,950
What's she gonna do
with the grapefruit'?
1791
01:23:17,117 --> 01:23:18,327
She about to
grapefruit him.
1792
01:23:18,410 --> 01:23:20,287
What is that? You've
never grapefruited?
1793
01:23:20,370 --> 01:23:21,371
No, Dina.
1794
01:23:21,455 --> 01:23:22,748
Girl...
Dina...
1795
01:23:29,338 --> 01:23:30,714
Oh, Lord,
have mercy.
1796
01:23:31,340 --> 01:23:32,549
Oh, my God.
1797
01:23:32,633 --> 01:23:34,635
He is a monster
with it.
1798
01:23:34,718 --> 01:23:36,094
I ain't never use
two grapefruits,
1799
01:23:36,178 --> 01:23:38,514
but wait, let's listen,
let's listen, let's listen.
1800
01:23:38,931 --> 01:23:41,517
Five, four,
1801
01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:44,853
three, two, one!
1802
01:23:45,062 --> 01:23:46,522
(MALIK SCREAMING)
1803
01:23:47,606 --> 01:23:50,234
MALIK : Lisa!
LISA : Oh, my God!
I'm so sorry!
1804
01:23:50,317 --> 01:23:53,320
LISA : I'm gonna get the water. The
water will wash it out real quick.
1805
01:23:53,403 --> 01:23:54,404
What'd she do?
Bite it off?
1806
01:23:54,488 --> 01:23:55,739
(MALIK SCREAMING)
1807
01:23:56,281 --> 01:23:59,368
I got grapefruitjuice in the peepee hole.
I need a first aid kit.
1808
01:23:59,451 --> 01:24:01,912
MALIK : Lisa! It burns!
1809
01:24:01,995 --> 01:24:03,372
Oh, my God, lthink
I left it in my bag.
1810
01:24:03,455 --> 01:24:04,456
MALIK : My dick is on fire!
1811
01:24:04,540 --> 01:24:06,458
All I have is eye wash.
Oh, my God!
1812
01:24:06,583 --> 01:24:08,252
My dick is on fire, Lisa!
Okay, just calm down.
1813
01:24:08,335 --> 01:24:10,087
I got some cooling cream.
1814
01:24:10,170 --> 01:24:11,755
Igot some aloe.
1815
01:24:11,838 --> 01:24:13,131
Oh, my gosh! I'm so sorry!
MALIK : Do something!
1816
01:24:13,215 --> 01:24:15,467
It was my first time! You
said you were a nurse!
1817
01:24:15,884 --> 01:24:17,469
You said you were a nurse!
It was an experiment!
1818
01:24:17,636 --> 01:24:19,513
LISA : I wanted to try something new!
0h, my God.
1819
01:24:19,805 --> 01:24:22,933
MALIK : What happened to a
normal blowjob? (SCREAMS)
1820
01:24:23,058 --> 01:24:24,810
Ooh, that's that
Shaka Zulu right there.
1821
01:24:25,644 --> 01:24:27,437
LISA : I got some aloe.
Girl...
1822
01:24:29,314 --> 01:24:32,276
MALIK : (SHOUTING) What kind of
freaky, old-school shit is this?
1823
01:24:32,359 --> 01:24:33,443
(SCREAMING)
1824
01:24:35,737 --> 01:24:39,575
I'm working on it. I will have it
to you by the end of the weekend.
1825
01:24:40,492 --> 01:24:41,994
And it's good. It's good.
1826
01:24:42,077 --> 01:24:45,622
I'm talking about "Caitlyn
Jenner pregnant by Tiger" good.
1827
01:24:46,540 --> 01:24:48,000
Photos to come.
1828
01:24:48,166 --> 01:24:49,501
(SIGHS)
1829
01:25:01,847 --> 01:25:03,890
Sasha!
Let's go!
1830
01:25:04,766 --> 01:25:07,728
You don't need no man
right now or anything.
1831
01:25:08,186 --> 01:25:10,522
You two have built
an incredible brand.
1832
01:25:11,064 --> 01:25:14,526
VVe think that Ryan and
Stewart can be to Best Mart
1833
01:25:14,735 --> 01:25:17,904
what Martha Stewart is
to K-Mart. But bigger.
1834
01:25:18,196 --> 01:25:19,197
Really?
1835
01:25:19,531 --> 01:25:22,743
Bottom line is that
you two give people hope.
1836
01:25:23,118 --> 01:25:25,329
That you can have it all.
1837
01:25:25,412 --> 01:25:26,872
And we want in.
1838
01:25:28,457 --> 01:25:30,834
That's fantastic.
1839
01:25:31,209 --> 01:25:32,502
LIZ : It is.
1840
01:25:32,586 --> 01:25:37,215
It is, but let's be honest.
It's, uh, all about the offer.
1841
01:25:57,444 --> 01:25:59,196
Holy shit!
1842
01:26:01,156 --> 01:26:02,157
(CLEARS THROAT)
1843
01:26:02,240 --> 01:26:04,660
I mean,
it's a very good start.
1844
01:26:04,743 --> 01:26:09,206
I'll convene with my team,
and we'll get back to you.
1845
01:26:14,753 --> 01:26:17,339
BETHANY : Sounds good.
Gentlemen?
1846
01:26:18,090 --> 01:26:21,009
Ryan?
Yes. Thank you, Bethany.
1847
01:26:21,093 --> 01:26:22,761
Stewart.
Thank you.
1848
01:26:25,097 --> 01:26:26,765
DINA : Thank you!
That's smart.
1849
01:26:27,140 --> 01:26:28,433
Get it, get it, get it!
1850
01:26:29,851 --> 01:26:31,436
ALL : Cheers!
1851
01:26:32,521 --> 01:26:36,108
Hey, Sasha, you think your paparazzi
guy would sell the photo to me?
1852
01:26:36,525 --> 01:26:38,860
We could bury that shit
and just move forward?
1853
01:26:40,028 --> 01:26:44,116
Yeah. I mean, I can find out.
Why? What's going on'?
1854
01:26:45,075 --> 01:26:48,161
Well, ladies,
Stew and I talked today,
1855
01:26:48,245 --> 01:26:51,456
and I really think our marriage
is gonna get back on track.
1856
01:26:52,582 --> 01:26:53,583
Oh!
1857
01:26:53,667 --> 01:26:56,128
So, you gonna take
that community penis back.
1858
01:26:56,670 --> 01:26:59,005
(CHUCKLES) Look, y'all,
men have egos.
1859
01:26:59,089 --> 01:27:02,050
His was deflated.
Retiring, it screwed him up.
1860
01:27:02,134 --> 01:27:04,970
And you know how men are.
Rudderless, needing a purpose.
1861
01:27:05,762 --> 01:27:08,348
All right.
Used, but not broken.
1862
01:27:10,308 --> 01:27:11,727
Well, cheers to that.
1863
01:27:11,810 --> 01:27:13,186
DINA : Cheers
to that part, yes.
1864
01:27:13,562 --> 01:27:16,815
Yes, yes, yes.
1865
01:27:16,898 --> 01:27:18,150
(CROWD CHEERING)
1866
01:27:18,650 --> 01:27:20,110
DINA : Oh, look,
there goes Julian.
1867
01:27:25,574 --> 01:27:27,534
(WOMAN WHOOPING)(CROWD CONTINUES CHEERING)
1868
01:27:28,869 --> 01:27:31,371
I see you, Julian.
I see you, boy.
1869
01:27:33,290 --> 01:27:34,416
(snuenwe)
1870
01:27:50,307 --> 01:27:51,349
He is killing the bass.
1871
01:28:12,788 --> 01:28:15,332
I'm serious.
You were so good.
1872
01:28:15,415 --> 01:28:16,917
Well, thank you.
1873
01:28:17,000 --> 01:28:18,418
Like, lcan't...
I can't even...
1874
01:28:18,502 --> 01:28:20,170
Stop it. Stop it.
I know, I can't believe it.
1875
01:28:20,253 --> 01:28:22,088
You know how far you've come
from when you used to make
1876
01:28:22,172 --> 01:28:24,549
the slowjam mixtapes,
back in the day.
1877
01:28:24,633 --> 01:28:26,343
The J Slow Jam Mixtape.
1878
01:28:26,426 --> 01:28:28,094
J S/ow Jam.
1879
01:28:28,178 --> 01:28:29,429
Those were legendary.
1880
01:28:29,513 --> 01:28:32,015
They were. I'm not
gonna front. They were.
1881
01:28:32,098 --> 01:28:34,893
Yes. I'm just, you know,
working on my craft.
1882
01:28:34,976 --> 01:28:37,103
Wow, I can tell.
Did you see those ladies?
1883
01:28:37,187 --> 01:28:39,564
They were going crazy for you.
(CHUCKLES)
1884
01:28:39,648 --> 01:28:41,274
I can see why
you're not married.
1885
01:28:41,358 --> 01:28:45,445
Oh. Oh, so now you wanna
analyze me, Dr. Pierce?
1886
01:28:45,737 --> 01:28:48,448
Is that what we're doing?
No. I am serious, though.
1887
01:28:48,532 --> 01:28:51,451
No, be honest. Come on, come
on, what is it you got?
1888
01:28:51,576 --> 01:28:54,830
Commitment issues? Restless soul?
Oh, come on.
1889
01:28:54,913 --> 01:28:57,332
Look. Tortured artist...
Why do I gotta be tortured?
1890
01:28:57,415 --> 01:28:59,459
...who only has
time for his music?
1891
01:28:59,918 --> 01:29:02,712
Or is it just too
much ass to pass up?
1892
01:29:03,588 --> 01:29:05,549
Truthfully?
Don't lie.
1893
01:29:06,258 --> 01:29:08,552
It's a whole lot of ass out there.
(BOTHLAUGH)
1894
01:29:08,635 --> 01:29:10,512
No, no.
No, listen.
1895
01:29:10,595 --> 01:29:12,264
Just be honest. What is it?
1896
01:29:14,266 --> 01:29:16,101
I haven't found my equal yet.
1897
01:29:18,687 --> 01:29:20,814
If the right woman
came along,
1898
01:29:22,232 --> 01:29:23,775
I'm 100% in.
1899
01:29:26,945 --> 01:29:28,405
DINA : I mean...
Come on.
1900
01:29:28,488 --> 01:29:30,615
They don't wanna hear you talk.
That's true.
1901
01:29:32,659 --> 01:29:33,660
(LAUGHTER)
1902
01:29:37,664 --> 01:29:38,999
Where you think you going?
1903
01:29:39,082 --> 01:29:40,417
To get your
ass kicked again?
1904
01:29:40,500 --> 01:29:41,835
I need to talk to Ryan.
1905
01:29:41,918 --> 01:29:44,421
That's not gonna happen.
Let's go.
1906
01:29:50,844 --> 01:29:52,637
How'd you know she
was here, anyway?
1907
01:29:56,766 --> 01:29:59,853
Fuck. I gotta get
a new line of work.
1908
01:29:59,936 --> 01:30:02,689
All right, l1ldeHveryour message.
What's up?
1909
01:30:02,772 --> 01:30:05,317
Ijust found out.
I'm pregnant.
1910
01:30:06,109 --> 01:30:09,029
And before you even insult
me, yes, it's Stewart's.
1911
01:30:09,654 --> 01:30:10,655
Does he know?
1912
01:30:10,739 --> 01:30:12,407
I told him,
and now this motherfucker
1913
01:30:12,490 --> 01:30:14,075
won't return any of
my calls or texts.
1914
01:30:14,159 --> 01:30:16,745
Aw. Let me go find
a tearto shed for you.
1915
01:30:16,828 --> 01:30:18,830
I don't need your shade, okay?
That's not why I came here.
1916
01:30:18,914 --> 01:30:20,624
Well, why did you come here?
1917
01:30:20,707 --> 01:30:22,375
Because I didn't make
this baby by myself.
1918
01:30:23,251 --> 01:30:24,502
Bottom line,
1919
01:30:24,586 --> 01:30:28,632
I need Stewart to call me back within
the next 24 hours, or I will go public.
1920
01:30:29,633 --> 01:30:33,136
And I might be willing to spill
this tea on your little site.
1921
01:30:33,219 --> 01:30:35,513
Give the exclusive
to Sasha's Secrets.
1922
01:30:36,222 --> 01:30:39,601
And I have pictures.
Nasty, freaky pictures, too.
1923
01:30:40,518 --> 01:30:41,728
Think it over.
1924
01:30:47,442 --> 01:30:48,443
(SIGHS)
1925
01:30:48,777 --> 01:30:50,278
What was that about?
1926
01:30:54,324 --> 01:30:56,576
RYAN : Oh, you can tell you
got a eye for sweet...
1927
01:30:56,660 --> 01:31:00,205
Listen, I got a eye for it all.
Trust me. Yeah, you do.
1928
01:31:00,288 --> 01:31:01,790
Hey, what up, y'all?
1929
01:31:04,584 --> 01:31:06,044
What's wrong?
1930
01:31:10,215 --> 01:31:12,050
I tried everything.
1931
01:31:14,427 --> 01:31:16,388
I went to all
the top specialists.
1932
01:31:18,556 --> 01:31:22,936
I tried every fertility
treatment on the market, and...
1933
01:31:23,895 --> 01:31:24,938
(CLICKS TONGUE) Nothing.
1934
01:31:29,693 --> 01:31:31,778
She gave him
what I couldn't.
1935
01:31:35,490 --> 01:31:37,951
Why didn't you tell us
1936
01:31:38,034 --> 01:31:40,829
that you were having
a problem getting pregnant?
1937
01:31:40,912 --> 01:31:43,373
Because I was
embarrassed.
1938
01:31:44,082 --> 01:31:46,001
I didn't want anyone to know.
1939
01:31:51,506 --> 01:31:52,674
Look what I did.
1940
01:31:52,757 --> 01:31:54,426
That's their baby.
1941
01:31:55,635 --> 01:31:59,848
I took a pug, and I put that with
Stewart, and made this bitch baby_
1942
01:31:59,931 --> 01:32:01,766
And they can have that
little bitch ass baby.
1943
01:32:01,850 --> 01:32:03,518
It's gonna have
a big old booty,
1944
01:32:03,601 --> 01:32:05,854
and a ugly ass face,
just like his momma.
1945
01:32:05,937 --> 01:32:07,981
Look, and then I made
a variety of babies,
1946
01:32:08,064 --> 01:32:10,775
in case they decide to have
a litter of bitch babies.
1947
01:32:10,859 --> 01:32:12,235
Little Pound Puppies.
1948
01:32:12,360 --> 01:32:13,695
(CHUCKLING)
1949
01:32:13,820 --> 01:32:17,741
They gonna make a ugly ass bitch baby.
You understand me?
1950
01:32:18,199 --> 01:32:19,242
I love you.
1951
01:32:19,617 --> 01:32:22,537
Look at that baby, looks
like it licks its own ass.
1952
01:32:22,787 --> 01:32:24,330
That's how ugly
their baby is.
1953
01:32:24,789 --> 01:32:26,124
That one...
1954
01:32:26,291 --> 01:32:27,584
DINA : It's an ugly
ass baby, ain't it?
1955
01:32:27,709 --> 01:32:29,544
(RYAN CHUCKLING)
It's Stewart.
1956
01:32:30,253 --> 01:32:31,337
The hell?
1957
01:32:31,421 --> 01:32:32,464
STEWART : Ryan,
1958
01:32:32,964 --> 01:32:34,674
please, let me in.
1959
01:32:34,841 --> 01:32:35,842
DINA : What he want?
1960
01:32:36,676 --> 01:32:37,719
Let him in.
1961
01:32:42,307 --> 01:32:43,475
(SIGHS)
1962
01:32:47,353 --> 01:32:49,022
You a piece of shit.
1963
01:32:57,739 --> 01:32:59,157
We need to talk.
1964
01:33:03,828 --> 01:33:05,038
Alone.
1965
01:33:05,872 --> 01:33:07,582
There ain't nothin'
you need to say to her
1966
01:33:07,665 --> 01:33:09,250
that you can't
say in front of us.
1967
01:33:09,334 --> 01:33:10,335
Mmm-hmm.
1968
01:33:15,965 --> 01:33:18,259
It's okay. It's okay.
1969
01:33:20,637 --> 01:33:22,388
We'll wait for you
downstairs.
1970
01:33:24,641 --> 01:33:25,934
Here, take my stun gun.
1971
01:33:26,017 --> 01:33:28,478
Now, this button right here,
it raises the voltage of it.
1972
01:33:28,561 --> 01:33:30,438
As a matter of fact,
you know what, fuck it.
1973
01:33:30,522 --> 01:33:32,273
I'm gonnajust leave
it on high, all right?
1974
01:33:32,357 --> 01:33:34,692
Just tag him right in the
balls if he do something.
1975
01:33:36,778 --> 01:33:39,197
Both balls. Dick, t00.
1976
01:33:49,624 --> 01:33:51,251
I spoke with Simone.
1977
01:33:54,587 --> 01:33:56,965
She agreed to sign an NDA
1978
01:33:57,048 --> 01:34:00,093
in exchange for a monthly
payment for her and the baby.
1979
01:34:00,385 --> 01:34:01,719
I could
1980
01:34:02,512 --> 01:34:03,596
kill you.
1981
01:34:03,680 --> 01:34:05,890
Iam so furious right now.
1982
01:34:07,225 --> 01:34:10,395
And you have
every right to be.
1983
01:34:11,354 --> 01:34:15,108
Do you even
love me anymore?
1984
01:34:17,235 --> 01:34:18,653
Of course I do.
1985
01:34:18,736 --> 01:34:22,198
I made a terrible mistake.
1986
01:34:23,867 --> 01:34:27,162
I know you can't trust me
as your husband anymore.
1987
01:34:28,538 --> 01:34:30,915
But you can trust
me as your partner.
1988
01:34:32,250 --> 01:34:36,254
This deal will
set us up for life.
1989
01:34:37,046 --> 01:34:38,882
But we can't do it apart.
1990
01:34:40,091 --> 01:34:42,093
Ryan without Stewart
1991
01:34:43,303 --> 01:34:45,263
doesn't have it all.
1992
01:34:50,935 --> 01:34:52,187
(EXHALES)
1993
01:34:53,771 --> 01:34:56,274
Ijust hope she kicked
his cheating ass out
1994
01:34:56,357 --> 01:35:00,028
and tagged his dick skin
until it fried like bacon.
1995
01:35:00,111 --> 01:35:03,031
Damn, Lis, lthought you
wanted them to work it out.
1996
01:35:03,114 --> 01:35:05,992
Yeah, well, I changed my mind as
soon as I saw his arrogant face,
1997
01:35:06,075 --> 01:35:10,205
so fuck him and that disaster
of a woman he impregnated.
1998
01:35:10,622 --> 01:35:12,290
SASHA : Amen.
DINA : Mmm-hmm.
1999
01:35:12,665 --> 01:35:15,084
LISA : Unbelievable, and she's
been up there too long.
2000
01:35:15,835 --> 01:35:17,921
What the hell's going on?
2001
01:35:24,135 --> 01:35:25,428
What in the...
2002
01:35:25,511 --> 01:35:26,679
Damn!
The fuck?
2003
01:35:26,763 --> 01:35:28,431
DINA : The fuck?
2004
01:35:28,514 --> 01:35:30,016
LISA : Why is she doing that?
2005
01:35:30,975 --> 01:35:32,644
(SIGHS)
Really, though?
2006
01:35:36,648 --> 01:35:38,608
What the fuck?
Damn!
2007
01:35:46,491 --> 01:35:47,784
Are you staying with him?
2008
01:35:48,159 --> 01:35:50,662
Stew figured out a way to
handle the Simone situation,
2009
01:35:50,745 --> 01:35:52,413
so it's gonna be fine.
2010
01:35:52,497 --> 01:35:54,249
Oh, wait, no,
hold up. Stop. Wait.
2011
01:35:54,332 --> 01:35:57,418
So, he dickmatized
you that quick?
2012
01:35:57,502 --> 01:35:59,003
Dina, he's my husband.
2013
01:35:59,087 --> 01:36:00,672
He's not some guy
in a bathroom stall.
2014
01:36:00,755 --> 01:36:03,049
I'm notjust gonna
throw everything away.
2015
01:36:03,841 --> 01:36:05,843
You know what,
Ry, I get it.
2016
01:36:05,927 --> 01:36:07,428
Because when I was
leaving Terrence,
2017
01:36:07,512 --> 01:36:08,596
I was terrified.
(PHONE RINGING)
2018
01:36:08,680 --> 01:36:10,515
I didn't think I was gonna
be able to do it on my own.
2019
01:36:10,598 --> 01:36:13,101
But I've been figufingitout
You will, too.
2020
01:36:13,184 --> 01:36:14,269
I'll help you.
2021
01:36:14,978 --> 01:36:17,397
Lisa, that's sweet,
but I'm not like you.
2022
01:36:17,480 --> 01:36:19,232
You don't understand,
I can't live with my mother.
2023
01:36:22,068 --> 01:36:24,904
Well, what is wrong with
living with your mother?
2024
01:36:24,988 --> 01:36:26,447
I love my mother.
2025
01:36:26,531 --> 01:36:28,491
You don't get it,
you all can't get it.
2026
01:36:28,574 --> 01:36:31,744
You're not in my world.
You don't live my life!
2027
01:36:31,828 --> 01:36:33,496
I can'tjust
walk away from that.
2028
01:36:33,579 --> 01:36:35,999
I give people hope, I don't have a choice.
(PHONE RINGING)
2029
01:36:36,082 --> 01:36:38,209
Where's your hope?
This is you choosing,
2030
01:36:38,293 --> 01:36:40,253
and this choice
is diminishing you.
2031
01:36:40,336 --> 01:36:42,130
Diminishing me?
2032
01:36:42,213 --> 01:36:46,759
Says the woman who chooses to talk
shit about people for a living?
2033
01:36:48,177 --> 01:36:50,221
Way to use that
journalism degree, Sash.
2034
01:36:50,346 --> 01:36:53,474
Look, I gotta pay bills, and, for
the record... (PHONE RINGING)
2035
01:36:53,558 --> 01:36:55,101
I have multiple degrees.
2036
01:36:55,226 --> 01:36:57,979
Then use one of them. How can
you go and tell me to use them?
2037
01:36:58,062 --> 01:37:00,398
All right!
Let's have a time-out.
2038
01:37:00,523 --> 01:37:03,192
Just a little breather, and just take
a moment. (PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
2039
01:37:03,276 --> 01:37:04,402
RYAN : Yes, hello!
2040
01:37:04,527 --> 01:37:05,987
They trippin'. LIZ : (ON PHONE)
Ryan, have you seen it?
2041
01:37:06,070 --> 01:37:07,113
RYAN : What?
Oh, shit!
2042
01:37:07,196 --> 01:37:08,865
LIZ : Fucking Simone! ls that
that bitch from the demo?
2043
01:37:08,948 --> 01:37:10,658
Wait. LIZ : Have you
been on the Internet?
2044
01:37:10,742 --> 01:37:12,618
It's a disaster!
It's just a shitshow.
2045
01:37:12,702 --> 01:37:14,495
All right.
But I'm gonna fix it.
2046
01:37:14,579 --> 01:37:15,913
Oh, hell no.
2047
01:37:16,539 --> 01:37:17,665
RYAN : You!
2048
01:37:17,749 --> 01:37:21,377
Conniving! You are sneaky!
How could you do that?
2049
01:37:21,461 --> 01:37:22,837
You think I did this?
2050
01:37:22,920 --> 01:37:24,756
I didn't do this!
Simone must have!
2051
01:37:24,839 --> 01:37:28,343
Simone, who you were huddled
up, talking to in the corner?
2052
01:37:28,801 --> 01:37:30,720
Huh? That Simone?
2053
01:37:31,137 --> 01:37:32,889
Wait, what did you do?
2054
01:37:32,972 --> 01:37:35,641
Did you sell it to another
site to cover your tracks?
2055
01:37:35,725 --> 01:37:37,769
Are you serious? 'Cause, you
know what, I know you're broke!
2056
01:37:37,852 --> 01:37:39,687
I see you hiding
your tags in your shirt.
2057
01:37:39,771 --> 01:37:42,023
We all see it.
I'm not stupid!
2058
01:37:43,274 --> 01:37:44,275
Yeah.
Yeah, it happens.
2059
01:37:44,359 --> 01:37:47,195
You know,
I shop at Goodwill.
2060
01:37:47,278 --> 01:37:49,155
You know, Nordstrom
do take stuff back,
2061
01:37:49,238 --> 01:37:51,074
that's what's so
cool about Nordstrom.
2062
01:37:51,657 --> 01:37:55,411
Congratulations, Sash. You know what,
I really hope it was worth it.
2063
01:37:57,121 --> 01:37:59,707
You know what? Hey! Hey!
2064
01:37:59,791 --> 01:38:01,250
The fucking thought
did cross my mind.
2065
01:38:01,334 --> 01:38:04,504
But I would never play you out
like that for some money.
2066
01:38:04,587 --> 01:38:06,506
The problem is
you never valued
2067
01:38:06,589 --> 01:38:08,424
our friendship
as much as I did.
2068
01:38:08,508 --> 01:38:10,343
How could you say that?
2069
01:38:10,426 --> 01:38:12,220
You are like a sister to me!
I have always treated you...
2070
01:38:12,303 --> 01:38:15,348
This how you treat a sister?
I quit myjob at The Times
2071
01:38:15,431 --> 01:38:18,351
to get our website off the ground.
I hired a designer!
2072
01:38:18,434 --> 01:38:20,436
And what did you do?
What'd you do, sis'?
2073
01:38:20,520 --> 01:38:22,146
You left me high and dry!
2074
01:38:22,230 --> 01:38:25,400
Because you thought that you could
get more success with Stewart!
2075
01:38:25,483 --> 01:38:28,486
VVhy you think I'm doing this
bullshit gossip blog anyway?
2076
01:38:28,569 --> 01:38:30,405
And not once
did you apologize!
2077
01:38:30,488 --> 01:38:32,782
If you would've told me no,
I wouldn't have done it!
2078
01:38:32,865 --> 01:38:34,242
You should've spoken up!
2079
01:38:34,325 --> 01:38:36,661
How the fuck do I
compete with pillow talk?
2080
01:38:37,495 --> 01:38:39,497
Dickmatized,
just like she said.
2081
01:38:39,580 --> 01:38:40,998
Well, you could
have said no, though.
2082
01:38:41,082 --> 01:38:42,417
Dina, nobody asked you!
2083
01:38:42,500 --> 01:38:44,377
Sasha, just listen
to Ryan for a second.
2084
01:38:44,502 --> 01:38:46,212
She's just trying to explain!
Stop it! Stop it!
2085
01:38:46,295 --> 01:38:48,089
I should know
better than to expect
2086
01:38:48,172 --> 01:38:49,882
y'all two to
have my back anyway.
2087
01:38:50,800 --> 01:38:53,678
See, I know how it works in this
circle, we got the Queen Bee,
2088
01:38:53,761 --> 01:38:55,513
and we got her two
little worker bees.
2089
01:38:55,596 --> 01:38:57,682
Worker bee? Bitch, who you
talking about a worker bee?
2090
01:38:57,765 --> 01:38:58,766
I'm my own bee!
2091
01:38:58,850 --> 01:39:00,101
You take that shit back!
2092
01:39:00,184 --> 01:39:02,103
Take that shit back!
I'm not taking it back!
2093
01:39:02,186 --> 01:39:05,106
All right, stop! Just
everybody take a time-out!
2094
01:39:05,189 --> 01:39:06,607
Pull it back! Time-out!
2095
01:39:06,691 --> 01:39:08,192
Why don't you
shut the fuck up,
2096
01:39:08,276 --> 01:39:10,153
and stop talking to us like
we one of your kids?
2097
01:39:10,236 --> 01:39:11,988
Wait a minute.
You better pause,
2098
01:39:12,071 --> 01:39:14,824
and stop acting like one of my kids!
How about that?
2099
01:39:14,907 --> 01:39:16,742
Put some clothes on.
How could you do it?
2100
01:39:16,826 --> 01:39:18,661
Stop getting
trashed every night,
2101
01:39:18,744 --> 01:39:21,330
and fucking random
dick every week!
2102
01:39:21,414 --> 01:39:23,958
You just got some random dick,
and your ass got real loose!
2103
01:39:24,041 --> 01:39:26,085
And let me tell
you something, bitch!
2104
01:39:26,169 --> 01:39:28,004
Just because he
got a big dick,
2105
01:39:28,087 --> 01:39:31,090
don't make him a grown man
with your pedophile ass!
2106
01:39:31,174 --> 01:39:32,800
You know what? Have it!
2107
01:39:32,884 --> 01:39:34,802
I don't even know why
I'm here with yo' ass!
2108
01:39:34,886 --> 01:39:37,847
You need to change that stank
ass attitude of yours,
2109
01:39:37,930 --> 01:39:39,932
or your ass gonna
end up with the clap!
2110
01:39:40,016 --> 01:39:41,976
Bitch, please! Clap, been
there, done that, had that!
2111
01:39:42,059 --> 01:39:43,227
Excuse me!
2112
01:39:43,311 --> 01:39:44,437
And I'm immune
to the shit!
2113
01:39:44,520 --> 01:39:46,814
Bitch, I'll clap
your ass up out of here!
2114
01:39:46,898 --> 01:39:48,608
Fuck you, Lisa!
2115
01:39:48,691 --> 01:39:50,234
And fuck both
of y'all, too!
2116
01:39:50,318 --> 01:39:53,488
With your raggedy fake asses!
Both of y'all bitches is fake!
2117
01:39:53,571 --> 01:39:55,740
You don't even know a real
friend when you see one!
2118
01:39:55,823 --> 01:39:57,700
You know what?
You know what? Here!
2119
01:39:57,783 --> 01:40:00,119
Give Lisa back her
raggedy-ass phone!
2120
01:40:01,913 --> 01:40:04,207
Wait, hold up,
hold up! Here!
2121
01:40:04,290 --> 01:40:05,458
Because I don't
need you calling
2122
01:40:05,541 --> 01:40:06,626
the police on me,
take your card!
2123
01:40:06,709 --> 01:40:10,630
And, yes, I maxed that motherfucker
out with your low-ass balance!
2124
01:40:12,423 --> 01:40:16,177
Stupid-ass! And I don't need you
talking shit or calling me.
2125
01:40:16,260 --> 01:40:18,221
Here! Take your driver's license,
so you can get on the plane
2126
01:40:18,304 --> 01:40:22,808
with your nasty-ass,
dirty-ass, nasty-ass husband
2127
01:40:22,892 --> 01:40:24,852
that fuck Instagram bitches!
2128
01:40:24,936 --> 01:40:26,896
You're gonna mess around
and get the clap, bitch!
2129
01:40:26,979 --> 01:40:29,190
I can't believe
you motherfuckers!
2130
01:40:29,273 --> 01:40:31,359
So, I'm gonna fuck me
a motherfucking celebrity!
2131
01:40:31,442 --> 01:40:33,736
Stupid-ass bitches,
I hate y'all!
2132
01:40:33,819 --> 01:40:35,530
And I love you,
but I hate you, bitch!
2133
01:40:42,620 --> 01:40:43,955
Are you happy, Sash?
2134
01:40:45,039 --> 01:40:46,040
Hmm?
2135
01:40:47,416 --> 01:40:50,419
You have ruined my life
2136
01:40:51,128 --> 01:40:53,548
and 2O years of friendship.
2137
01:40:55,633 --> 01:40:58,302
You know what?
Fuck all of y'all!
2138
01:41:01,389 --> 01:41:05,226
I know I've done a few foul things in
my life, but I would never do that.
2139
01:41:05,309 --> 01:41:06,894
Idid not do this.
2140
01:41:08,104 --> 01:41:09,981
My friends would know that.
2141
01:41:12,817 --> 01:41:14,819
Fucking real friends.
2142
01:41:18,030 --> 01:41:19,031
(SIGHS)
2143
01:41:30,585 --> 01:41:32,795
Bombshell, folks. It looks
like America's favorite couple
2144
01:41:32,878 --> 01:41:35,798
has got a third party wedging her
way into their house of love.
2145
01:41:37,008 --> 01:41:38,593
This recent
picture has emerged
2146
01:41:38,676 --> 01:41:40,261
of Ryan Pierce's husband,
Stewart,
2147
01:41:40,344 --> 01:41:42,930
getting cozy with
an lnstagram model
2148
01:41:43,014 --> 01:41:45,641
by the name of Simone,
no last name given.
2149
01:41:46,183 --> 01:41:47,518
You know,
this is a tough situation
2150
01:41:47,602 --> 01:41:50,271
even for renowned
relationship expert Ryan.
2151
01:41:50,354 --> 01:41:53,190
/fl will it,
I can have it all.
2152
01:41:53,691 --> 01:41:56,527
Let's hope for the best
for this stunning couple.
2153
01:42:05,369 --> 01:42:06,537
(SIGHS)
2154
01:42:19,050 --> 01:42:20,718
DINA : Can I get
a refill, please?
2155
01:42:39,904 --> 01:42:41,739
Hey. HEY-
2156
01:42:43,741 --> 01:42:48,287
Look, I'm really sorry
for what I said.
2157
01:42:48,371 --> 01:42:50,665
I did not mean any of it.
2158
01:42:52,333 --> 01:42:54,710
I know y'all keep
me around for laughs,
2159
01:42:55,753 --> 01:42:57,755
but I love you heifers.
2160
01:42:58,089 --> 01:43:00,424
I would die for
every last one of you.
2161
01:43:01,801 --> 01:43:03,511
I know you would.
2162
01:43:04,345 --> 01:43:08,349
And you know what? You are
one of the most loyal,
2163
01:43:08,432 --> 01:43:10,601
fiercest, most honest
friend we have.
2164
01:43:10,685 --> 01:43:12,603
We are so lucky to have you.
2165
01:43:13,437 --> 01:43:14,689
You're right.
2166
01:43:14,772 --> 01:43:16,399
Y'all very lucky.
2167
01:43:16,482 --> 01:43:18,609
Very, very lucky.
2168
01:43:20,444 --> 01:43:21,779
Very lucky.
2169
01:43:25,157 --> 01:43:27,618
I love you.
I love you, too.
2170
01:43:27,910 --> 01:43:29,036
Oh!
2171
01:43:41,298 --> 01:43:43,342
For years now,
I've been posting
2172
01:43:43,426 --> 01:43:45,386
unflattering photos
and headlines
2173
01:43:45,469 --> 01:43:48,597
about anyone who would
get more hits to my site.
2174
01:43:49,390 --> 01:43:53,227
I did this without
regard for their privacy,
2175
01:43:53,519 --> 01:43:57,481
their dignity,
or their humanity.
2176
01:43:58,065 --> 01:43:59,525
(CROWD CHEERING)
2177
01:44:00,818 --> 01:44:02,194
MAN : Ryan!
2178
01:44:02,278 --> 01:44:04,989
SASHA : But when someone
close to you gets hurt,
2179
01:44:05,072 --> 01:44:07,742
it forces you to realize that
these are notjust photos,
2180
01:44:07,825 --> 01:44:09,827
they're not just words.
2181
01:44:09,910 --> 01:44:14,707
They affect real people with real
feelings that feel real pain,
2182
01:44:14,790 --> 01:44:16,500
just like everybody else.
2183
01:44:16,834 --> 01:44:18,627
(REPORTERS CLAMORING)
2184
01:44:20,671 --> 01:44:24,842
And the fact that those closest
to me would question my character
2185
01:44:25,509 --> 01:44:27,970
has led me to
the decision that
2186
01:44:28,053 --> 01:44:29,930
I no longer want to
be part ofa process
2187
01:44:30,014 --> 01:44:31,849
that tears people
down for profit.
2188
01:44:31,932 --> 01:44:35,728
LIZ : The photo is doctored. You
refused to give an interview,
2189
01:44:35,811 --> 01:44:38,272
they became vindictive...
2190
01:44:38,731 --> 01:44:43,694
SASHA : So from this moment on, Sasha's
Secrets is no more. (PHONES CHIIVIING)
2191
01:44:46,447 --> 01:44:50,951
lam strong, I am powerful,
I'm beautiful...
2192
01:44:51,035 --> 01:44:52,161
SASHA : This will
be my final post.
2193
01:44:52,244 --> 01:44:54,997
Iam strong, I'm powerful, I'm beautiful...
(PHONE CHll\/IES)
2194
01:44:59,710 --> 01:45:01,921
SASHA : And to anyone out
there who I've hurt...
2195
01:45:03,088 --> 01:45:04,715
I truly am sorry.
2196
01:45:17,436 --> 01:45:18,896
So, you're just
gonna drop the mic
2197
01:45:18,979 --> 01:45:20,397
on the blog,
and bounce like that?
2198
01:45:21,565 --> 01:45:22,900
Thought it'd be
best that way.
2199
01:45:23,234 --> 01:45:24,985
Sasha, how could you
ever think that?
2200
01:45:25,069 --> 01:45:27,905
Look, I know it may be hard to
believe, but I didn't do it.
2201
01:45:27,988 --> 01:45:29,782
Simone hired her
own photographer
2202
01:45:29,865 --> 01:45:31,617
to take them pictures
and sell them to TMZ.
2203
01:45:31,700 --> 01:45:34,662
And you don't think we don't know that?
Come on.
2204
01:45:34,745 --> 01:45:36,330
But you wasn't
acting like it.
2205
01:45:38,833 --> 01:45:40,835
Look, Ijust want things
to be the way they were.
2206
01:45:40,918 --> 01:45:42,962
Shit! Bitch, we all do.
2207
01:45:43,254 --> 01:45:44,296
Y3K)-
2208
01:45:44,380 --> 01:45:46,006
Find me a time machine
where we can
2209
01:45:46,090 --> 01:45:47,675
go back to living
in a dorm together,
2210
01:45:47,758 --> 01:45:51,679
eating Top Ramen, drinking Mad
Dog 20/20, and I am there.
2211
01:45:52,555 --> 01:45:55,808
But we're some grown-ass women
now, and we got shit to do.
2212
01:45:56,183 --> 01:45:58,811
So, buckle up, bitch, 'cause
we ain't lettin' you go.
2213
01:45:58,894 --> 01:46:00,855
You comin' with us.
You ain't going nowhere.
2214
01:46:03,983 --> 01:46:05,025
Come on.
2215
01:46:11,490 --> 01:46:14,159
SASHA : Yo, Ryan's speech is
supposed to start in 2O minutes.
2216
01:46:14,243 --> 01:46:16,203
We're not gonna make it.
2217
01:46:16,287 --> 01:46:19,373
Oh, yes, we are. Thank you, sir.
Thank you.
2218
01:46:19,456 --> 01:46:21,000
Let's go. We're gonna
hoof this one.
2219
01:46:21,083 --> 01:46:22,668
Why?
Let's do this.
2220
01:46:22,751 --> 01:46:25,129
Dina, come on. Come on!
Come on!
2221
01:46:25,212 --> 01:46:27,798
I don't wanna be
running in this heat.
2222
01:46:27,882 --> 01:46:29,341
Dina, come on.
Come on.
2223
01:46:30,926 --> 01:46:32,011
Come on, we gotta make it.
2224
01:46:32,094 --> 01:46:33,095
Quit whining.
Come on.
2225
01:46:33,178 --> 01:46:36,640
DINA : This ain't no Woman's March.
I don't wanna be walking.
2226
01:46:42,479 --> 01:46:45,983
ANNOUNCER : Ladies and gentlemen, Hall
of Fame candidate, Stewart Pierce.
2227
01:46:46,191 --> 01:46:47,651
(CROWD CHEERING)
2228
01:46:48,652 --> 01:46:49,737
STEWART : Thank you!
2229
01:46:49,820 --> 01:46:53,157
Thank you! Hello, Essence!
2230
01:46:54,783 --> 01:46:55,868
All right.
2231
01:46:59,538 --> 01:47:02,625
How much further? Shit!
My bunion is killing me.
2232
01:47:02,708 --> 01:47:03,918
We old as fuck!
2233
01:47:04,001 --> 01:47:05,961
Oh, lain't old.
l'mjust tired as hell.
2234
01:47:06,045 --> 01:47:07,254
Oh, look, man bun!
2235
01:47:07,338 --> 01:47:08,505
Wait! Hey, wait!
Man bun!
2236
01:47:09,048 --> 01:47:11,800
It is my honor and privilege
2237
01:47:11,884 --> 01:47:15,137
to introduce this year's
Essence keynote speaker.
2238
01:47:15,554 --> 01:47:17,681
Please welcome my rock.
2239
01:47:17,765 --> 01:47:18,807
You got this, Ryan.
2240
01:47:18,891 --> 01:47:21,185
The woman I am proud
to call my wife,
2241
01:47:21,560 --> 01:47:22,978
Ryan Pierce.
2242
01:47:23,187 --> 01:47:24,813
(CROWD CHEERING)
2243
01:47:35,449 --> 01:47:37,576
Hey, baby.
Knock 'em dead.
2244
01:47:40,871 --> 01:47:42,998
Oh, wow. (CHUCKLES)
2245
01:47:43,832 --> 01:47:45,459
Thank you. Thank you.
2246
01:47:45,542 --> 01:47:48,337
LISA : You make a right, right here.
No, actually, make a left.
2247
01:47:48,420 --> 01:47:50,798
Oh, my goodness. Please
watch out for that car.
2248
01:47:50,881 --> 01:47:52,883
Jesus! That bump!
2249
01:47:52,967 --> 01:47:55,803
Sir, faster, faster, faster!
We need to get there.
2250
01:47:55,886 --> 01:47:58,180
Ooh. Yes, yes!
2251
01:47:58,263 --> 01:48:01,225
Oh, slow down, baby.
Slow down, baby.
2252
01:48:01,767 --> 01:48:04,520
Oh, you know what!
Come on, girl!
2253
01:48:05,896 --> 01:48:08,607
DINA : Yeah! You must be a butcher.
You got them meats_
2254
01:48:09,817 --> 01:48:11,902
Thank you, boo.
Thank you.
2255
01:48:11,986 --> 01:48:13,153
Now, you call me, okay?
You call me.
2256
01:48:13,237 --> 01:48:14,321
Let's go.
2257
01:48:14,405 --> 01:48:16,699
I might be pregnant right now.
Okay, let's get running.
2258
01:48:19,827 --> 01:48:21,078
As most ofyou know,
2259
01:48:21,161 --> 01:48:24,581
there have been many questions
about the status of my marriage.
2260
01:48:25,249 --> 01:48:27,960
And I would like to
put those rumors to rest.
2261
01:48:29,128 --> 01:48:32,297
The picture that surfaced
this morning isn 't real.
2262
01:48:32,548 --> 01:48:36,093
All allegations of
infidelity are false.
2263
01:48:36,885 --> 01:48:41,724
My husband and I remain in a
loving, faithful marriage-
2264
01:48:41,807 --> 01:48:43,642
/n fact...
2265
01:48:44,268 --> 01:48:46,145
Yes! Thank you!
2266
01:48:49,898 --> 01:48:51,442
DINA : Step back, fool!
2267
01:48:52,860 --> 01:48:54,778
SASHA : Dina,
I don't know what...
2268
01:48:57,239 --> 01:48:58,282
LISA : Oh, God.
2269
01:49:00,617 --> 01:49:01,618
Um...
2270
01:49:01,952 --> 01:49:03,537
Go ahead, Ryan.
2271
01:49:03,620 --> 01:49:05,330
Don't mind us.
2272
01:49:06,790 --> 01:49:08,959
Um, in fa ct,
2273
01:49:10,044 --> 01:49:12,046
our marriage
2274
01:49:13,338 --> 01:49:14,965
is stronger than ever.
2275
01:49:15,883 --> 01:49:17,134
Come 0n, Ry.
2276
01:49:17,426 --> 01:49:19,053
(APPLAUSE)
2277
01:49:20,804 --> 01:49:22,890
(STUTTERS) The foundation...
2278
01:49:24,808 --> 01:49:26,310
The foundation of...
2279
01:49:33,817 --> 01:49:35,319
I 'm sorry. Um...
2280
01:49:38,489 --> 01:49:42,117
My agent wrote a very convincing
statement for me to read to you-
2281
01:49:42,201 --> 01:49:43,744
No! No! No!
2282
01:49:43,827 --> 01:49:47,414
And I really thought that I
could go through with it.
2283
01:49:47,873 --> 01:49:50,584
Because I have done such
2284
01:49:50,667 --> 01:49:54,171
a great job of pretending
so many times before.
2285
01:49:55,422 --> 01:49:56,965
But
2286
01:49:57,716 --> 01:49:59,593
there are some people,
2287
01:50:00,677 --> 01:50:02,429
when you see them,
2288
01:50:03,055 --> 01:50:05,516
you just can't
pretend anymore.
2289
01:50:06,391 --> 01:50:09,520
Because they know you.
2290
01:50:12,106 --> 01:50:13,190
The real you.
2291
01:50:14,274 --> 01:50:17,861
And maybe that's why
you avoided seeing them
2292
01:50:17,945 --> 01:50:19,238
for so long.
2293
01:50:21,698 --> 01:50:23,075
I 'm sorry.
2294
01:50:27,579 --> 01:50:28,580
Uh...
2295
01:50:31,166 --> 01:50:32,751
I'm not perfect.
2296
01:50:33,377 --> 01:50:35,254
/ do not have it all.
2297
01:50:37,339 --> 01:50:40,551
In fact, my life is
all kinds of screwed up.
2298
01:50:42,302 --> 01:50:45,180
All right, maybe we should take...
Sit your ass down!
2299
01:50:45,305 --> 01:50:46,306
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
2300
01:50:49,226 --> 01:50:50,394
Now!
2301
01:50:51,520 --> 01:50:53,313
Yes! That part!
2302
01:50:53,397 --> 01:50:54,398
Finally!
2303
01:50:54,481 --> 01:50:55,482
LISA : Yeah, finally!
2304
01:51:01,280 --> 01:51:02,739
The picture is real.
2305
01:51:04,700 --> 01:51:06,869
My husband is
having an affair.
2306
01:51:10,080 --> 01:51:12,332
When I first found out, I...
2307
01:51:13,500 --> 01:51:15,419
Well, I felt a lot of things.
2308
01:51:16,879 --> 01:51:19,882
Betrayal, anger, heartache.
2309
01:51:20,382 --> 01:51:22,217
But mostly, fear.
2310
01:51:23,427 --> 01:51:26,597
Fear that my marriage was ending,
and that I would be alone.
2311
01:51:28,140 --> 01:51:30,893
And / was terrified of that.
2312
01:51:32,603 --> 01:51:34,813
So terrified that
2313
01:51:35,814 --> 01:51:39,568
I was willing to stay with
someone who betrayed my trust-
2314
01:51:40,360 --> 01:51:42,779
So terrified that
2315
01:51:43,780 --> 01:51:48,702
I was willing to accept being
treated as less than I am.
2316
01:51:49,119 --> 01:51:51,038
And I know I'm
not alone in this.
2317
01:51:51,121 --> 01:51:54,541
I know that there are a lot of
us who stay in bad relationships
2318
01:51:54,625 --> 01:51:56,001
because we have
convinced ourselves
2319
01:51:56,084 --> 01:51:59,504
that being disrespected is
better than being alone.
2320
01:51:59,588 --> 01:52:02,382
But we shouldn't
fear being alone.
2321
01:52:02,466 --> 01:52:07,137
Because there is power in
rediscovering your own voice.
2322
01:52:07,221 --> 01:52:10,224
And I had forgotten that.
2323
01:52:10,307 --> 01:52:14,228
/ forgot that years before
I was Stewart's wife,
2324
01:52:14,311 --> 01:52:15,812
I was Ryan.
2325
01:52:17,648 --> 01:52:21,818
A girl with her own ambitions
and her own dreams.
2326
01:52:24,196 --> 01:52:25,614
But luckily,
2327
01:52:28,242 --> 01:52:29,326
my girls...
2328
01:52:30,619 --> 01:52:32,246
My girls
2329
01:52:32,329 --> 01:52:34,581
reminded me of that.
2330
01:52:34,665 --> 01:52:36,333
Flossy Posse.
2331
01:52:36,625 --> 01:52:40,629
They reminded me
of my own worth.
2332
01:52:40,712 --> 01:52:42,256
Damn right.
DINA : Yep.
2333
01:52:42,339 --> 01:52:46,677
And that there was a time
that I didn't fear anything.
2334
01:52:50,013 --> 01:52:53,433
No one has the power
to shatter your dreams
2335
01:52:53,517 --> 01:52:55,686
unless you give it to them.
2336
01:52:58,397 --> 01:53:01,525
And I refuse to give
anyone that power again.
2337
01:53:05,028 --> 01:53:06,405
If anything,
2338
01:53:07,447 --> 01:53:11,785
I hope that me
revealing my truth
2339
01:53:12,619 --> 01:53:15,414
inspires you to
realize your own.
2340
01:53:19,626 --> 01:53:22,087
Thank you for listening.
2341
01:53:22,170 --> 01:53:23,588
We love you, RY!
2342
01:53:23,672 --> 01:53:25,424
SASHA : We love you, Ryan!
2343
01:53:25,507 --> 01:53:27,551
(AUDIENCE CHEERING
AND APPLAUDING)
2344
01:53:38,312 --> 01:53:41,440
Flossy Posse!
2345
01:53:49,906 --> 01:53:51,575
WOMAN : We love you, girl!
2346
01:53:53,076 --> 01:53:54,077
(EXHALES) Okay.
2347
01:53:55,370 --> 01:53:56,830
(SOBS AND CLEARS THROAT)
2348
01:54:15,474 --> 01:54:16,933
I'm so sorry.
2349
01:54:17,517 --> 01:54:21,897
I didn't mean any of what I said earlier.
I was just so...
2350
01:54:21,980 --> 01:54:23,607
It's okay.
2351
01:54:23,690 --> 01:54:27,069
It's okay. You were so
wonderful up there, so brave.
2352
01:54:27,402 --> 01:54:28,779
That was amazing.
2353
01:54:30,322 --> 01:54:32,115
We love you.
None of that matters.
2354
01:54:33,116 --> 01:54:34,868
I love you too, Lis.
2355
01:54:35,577 --> 01:54:37,287
You my bitch for life!
(LAUGHS)
2356
01:54:39,122 --> 01:54:40,123
(CHUCKLES)
2357
01:54:40,290 --> 01:54:41,583
I'm proud of you, boo.
2358
01:54:45,253 --> 01:54:46,463
Ryan...
2359
01:54:47,714 --> 01:54:49,925
I would never hurt you.
2360
01:54:50,300 --> 01:54:52,803
You have to believe me.
I know.
2361
01:54:54,388 --> 01:54:56,056
I know.
2362
01:54:56,139 --> 01:54:57,224
Hug it out!
2363
01:54:58,475 --> 01:55:00,352
LISA : Hug it out!
DINA : Yeah!
2364
01:55:00,435 --> 01:55:02,062
LISA : Flossy Posse!
Flossy Posse!
2365
01:55:02,145 --> 01:55:03,730
You were so good up there.
2366
01:55:04,106 --> 01:55:06,900
And look what
I brought you
2367
01:55:07,109 --> 01:55:08,318
on! (LAUGHS)
2368
01:55:08,860 --> 01:55:11,029
Yes. Come on, come on.
2369
01:55:11,154 --> 01:55:12,322
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
2370
01:55:13,407 --> 01:55:14,741
LISA : Look at that.
2371
01:55:15,158 --> 01:55:16,284
Flossy Posse...
2372
01:55:16,368 --> 01:55:17,661
Back in the house!
2373
01:55:17,744 --> 01:55:20,122
ALL : Flossy Posse,
back in the house!
2374
01:55:20,205 --> 01:55:25,127
Flossy Posse,
back in the house!
2375
01:55:36,304 --> 01:55:38,056
Liz...
Wait.
2376
01:55:40,016 --> 01:55:41,935
There's something
I need to tell you.
2377
01:55:43,103 --> 01:55:45,021
It's Bethany, she...
(EXHALES)
2378
01:55:47,482 --> 01:55:49,192
Oh, God, not this shit again.
2379
01:55:49,526 --> 01:55:50,610
Speak, woman.
2380
01:55:51,611 --> 01:55:53,238
She still wants
to do the deal!
2381
01:55:53,321 --> 01:55:54,281
Yes!
2382
01:55:54,364 --> 01:55:55,407
What?
2383
01:55:55,490 --> 01:55:57,576
But with just you.
2384
01:55:59,244 --> 01:56:01,455
LISA : Yes! Even better.
Even better!
2385
01:56:01,538 --> 01:56:05,125
It turns out, single women are
an even bigger market. Hello?
2386
01:56:05,208 --> 01:56:06,835
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
2387
01:56:10,213 --> 01:56:11,548
I'll do it.
2388
01:56:12,299 --> 01:56:14,634
Ijust have one condition.
2389
01:56:15,051 --> 01:56:16,928
Hmm. Huh? What?
2390
01:56:20,223 --> 01:56:22,225
Sasha, I want you to be my partner.
(GASPS)
2391
01:56:24,269 --> 01:56:25,437
Are you serious?
2392
01:56:25,520 --> 01:56:26,563
I'm so serious.
2393
01:56:26,980 --> 01:56:28,064
SASHA : Don't play with me.
2394
01:56:28,815 --> 01:56:30,317
I'm serious as
a heart attack.
2395
01:56:30,400 --> 01:56:32,527
Yes, I'll be your partner!
2396
01:56:32,777 --> 01:56:33,987
Yes!
2397
01:56:34,070 --> 01:56:35,447
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
2398
01:56:35,739 --> 01:56:36,740
RYAN : Yes!
2399
01:56:37,741 --> 01:56:38,742
Bring it in!
2400
01:56:41,244 --> 01:56:43,580
We gonna be rich!
We gonna be rich!
2401
01:56:43,955 --> 01:56:44,998
Let's g0!
2402
01:56:46,458 --> 01:56:47,501
MARIAH : Come on, ladies.
2403
01:56:50,128 --> 01:56:51,129
(snuenwe)
2404
01:57:06,019 --> 01:57:08,355
RYAN : Every group of friends
has that one experience
2405
01:57:08,438 --> 01:57:12,734
that no matter where you are,
you carry it with you for life.
2406
01:57:12,817 --> 01:57:15,028
We're a little older,
a little wiser,
2407
01:57:16,488 --> 01:57:19,032
and we 're still the baddest
chicks in the game.
2408
01:57:19,115 --> 01:57:20,283
(BEAT-BOXING)
2409
01:57:20,742 --> 01:57:22,702
RYAN : I don't know what
the future will bring.
2410
01:57:22,786 --> 01:57:24,412
Is hip-hop in
the building or what?
2411
01:57:24,955 --> 01:57:28,458
RYAN : Love or heartbreak,
joy or pain,
2412
01:57:28,875 --> 01:57:31,294
but right now, it's bright.
2413
01:57:31,378 --> 01:57:35,465
And the one thing I know for
sure is my girls will be there.
2414
01:57:36,007 --> 01:57:38,343
No matter who else
steps in the picture,
2415
01:57:38,969 --> 01:57:40,929
my girls are my constant.
2416
01:57:41,263 --> 01:57:44,057
They give me
the permission to be who I am.
2417
01:57:44,140 --> 01:57:46,101
And I am going to be me.
2418
01:57:46,643 --> 01:57:48,186
We're going to be us.
2419
01:57:49,020 --> 01:57:51,147
Loving, laughing,
2420
01:57:52,399 --> 01:57:54,401
worthy,
2421
01:57:54,484 --> 01:57:56,027
magical
2422
01:57:56,653 --> 01:57:57,821
US.
2423
01:58:00,240 --> 01:58:03,410
The Flossy Posse is back!
2424
01:58:08,081 --> 01:58:11,418
DINA : You took a picture
of it? Girl, let us see it.
2425
01:58:14,796 --> 01:58:17,799
That is a
beautiful penis.
2426
01:58:18,675 --> 01:58:20,885
I smashed
all over that thing.
2427
01:58:21,011 --> 01:58:23,013
(LAUGHS)
2428
01:58:23,513 --> 01:58:26,099
Ijust wanna make
that my wallpaper.
2429
01:58:26,182 --> 01:58:28,184
And not on my phone.
(LAUGHS)
2430
01:58:29,644 --> 01:58:31,896
I wanna be a fly
on that wallpaper.
2431
01:58:31,980 --> 01:58:33,523
(ALL LAUGHING)
2432
01:58:33,547 --> 01:58:42,546
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