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What the...

Who are you?

You shouldn't be able to see me.

Of course I can see you.

But I'm invisible... to humans.

You're right in front of me.

What are you doing in my room?

Uh, I...

Well?

Brought you home?

From the park?

That's right.

There was this book hanging in midair.

It was so weird.

Did you see it?

- Yes? - Huh.

I touched it, and then zap.

Well, lucky you found me. I could still be lying there.

Yes, lucky.

Thanks.

How did you get in here?

Your window was open?

Oh.

Who are you?

I should go.

Listen, my dad's a cop,

so you better tell me what you're doing in my room

before I have you arrested.

Ow!

♪♪ ♪BUREAU OF MAGICAL THINGS♪ Season 01 Episode 01 Episode Title: "A Magical Mishap"

Yes, woo! Go, Kyra!

Woo-hoo!

I really thought we had them this time.

You couldn't have played any harder.

That's just it. We have to if we're gonna beat them.

Bad luck, Kyra. That's four losses in a row.

It was only one point.

Denial, that's a sure sign that's nothing's wrong.

Peter, do you have an idea how annoying you are?

Absolutely.

It's a skill honed through years of practice.

Go practice on someone else, then.

Happy reading.

Ah, Ladder!

I've got a list for you.

I'll be needing "Boyle's Beastiary" and the third volume

of "The Encyclopedia of Incantations and Spells."

Oh, and "Little Book of Teacher's Jokes."

I have to keep the class amused.

"Foundation of Magic, Level One."

"Foundation of Magic, Level Two."

"Compendium of Toadstools."

Ah, "Theory and Practice of Conjuring."

Professor Maxwell!

Imogen!

You're either very early for your next class

or extremely late for the one you missed last month.

I thought I'd come in early and, um...

- Yes? - Tidy up.

I know how busy you must be, what with the bookshop and all.

That's very considerate of you.

- Happy to help. - Good.

These shelves haven't been cleaned in over a decade.

But you can get a few rows done before class.

As I see it, your defensive game is strong,

but your offense needs work.

Oh, is that your opinion, is it?

Don't get snippy, Mathilda, I'm just trying to offer some

constructive criticisms.

You expect us to take criticism from a guy

who believes in UFOs?

Not UFOs, visitors from the multiverse.

Given that there are an infinite number of universes

surrounding us,

it's inevitable that we will have visitors.

Whatever.

Maybe you can give them sports advice.

Hey, what's your dress size, Peter?

Huh?

We'll get you a uniform, and you can join the team.

Maybe then you'd realize how irritating your criticism is.

I think a dress would work on me.

I've got good legs.

All yours.

I'm just leaving.

Thanks.

Didn't see you at dinner. Good night?

Gnome party, Sis. Those dudes sure love to dance.

Last time I looked, Darra, this was a library, not a café.

Sorry, Professor.

Has anyone seen Lilly?

We had a tooth run last night. Maybe she slept in.

Transforming teeth into coins

must really take it out of you fairies.

Actually it's a complex transference process

only our species can perform.

Mm, the fairy's feisty!

Could we please get started?

Sorry I'm late, Professor Maxwell.

Don't worry, Lilly-Pilly.

Everyone knows fairies aren't built for speed.

That's a commonly heard misconception.

Fairies, in fact, broke the transatlantic record

in the last two flying marathons.

Like that matters.

Next Wednesday's test... I've made it today instead.

What? Seriously?

You mean you haven't all prepared for it by now?

Just kidding.

It is next Wednesday.

- I'm ready, Professor. - No surprises there.

- I need a bit more time. - Me too.

Could you give us any hints about the test?

I find reading the textbook helps.

"The Theory and Practice of Conjuring."

Row ten, shelf five.

As well as that.

Cute ducky!

Does this mean the test is about ducks?

No, Darra. The hint is...

Be prepared.

♪ Wouldn't it be so good to be

♪ Wouldn't it feel so right

♪ Couldn't you be the one for me ♪

♪ Holding me tight

♪ I've been thinking about yesterday ♪

♪ I've been thinking about games we've played ♪

♪ I don't know if it's right

♪ I don't know if it's wrong ♪

♪ Wouldn't it be so good to be ♪

♪ Wouldn't it feel so right

♪ Couldn't you be the one for me ♪

Dad?

Dad, you've burned it again!

Sorry, love.

Late for my night shift.

That coffee's from yesterday.

Actually, I think that's from last week.

- There's pizza for dinner. - In the freezer.

Yup, I'm on it. I'll put it in the oven after my run.

Sorry, I don't like you running after dark.

I'll be fine. I won't be back late.

Well... be careful.

Bye.

Hello?

Hello?

Who's there?

Hello?

Imogen?

You can't take a book out of the library!

You okay?

What? Why?

It looks like you didn't even bother getting undressed.

I guess I was so tired, I fell asleep.

You better watch that.

Can't have you falling asleep in the middle of a game.

So funny, Dad... not.

I'll see you after work?

You're going in again?

Not me, you. It's Saturday, remember?

Dog walking?

Take it easy, fellas!

You're stretching my arms!

Well, look at that.

Someone thinks she's a dog!

Who is she kidding? What?

Is that you?

Uh-oh!

I think she can hear me.

I can hear you!

Um, sorry about the joke.

Why can I hear what you're thinking?

I don't know.

Have you changed your diet recently?

Kyra?

What are you doing?

You're not going to believe this.

I can hear Doris talking!

Who's Doris?

This dog.

Doris, do it again.

Come on, Doris! Say something!

Are you making fun of me?

What?

No, I'm serious.

So I believe in the multiverse.

That's no reason to play some lame joke on me.

He's cute.

Is he your boyfriend?

What? No.

There, she did it again.

This isn't funny.

You got any dog treats?

I'm hungry.

No one is supposed to take books from the library.

I needed it to study for Wednesday's test.

You were going to keep it 'til Wednesday so none of us

could study and you would get top marks.

I was being resourceful.

Well, your resourcefulness has landed us

in a whole lot of trouble!

The girl saw me. Impossible.

No human can see us unless we let them.

Well, I didn't let her see me on purpose.

We did something to her. Not my problem.

Hey, Maxwell?

You here?

Maxwell?

How do you do that? It freaks me out.

I was a ghost in another life.

Hmm...

Not so fast.

Did it come in?

Hm.

Cool, "Return of the Time Nemesis."

First edition. How did you find it?

A magician never reveals his secrets.

And now my reward?

This all happened because you took that book.

No, it happened because you came after me.

Don't you realize how serious this is?

Ah, just like a fairy to get worked up over nothing.

You can't leave her like this!

If she can see us, who knows what else she can do?

Like I said, not my problem.

You're not going anywhere until you fix it.

Whoa! What was that?

Um, old shop, bad wiring.

I better close up,

call an electrician.

Thank you, Peter. Goodbye.

Enjoy the croissant.

What's going on?

I had a customer in there.

Well?

We were conducting an experiment.

A conjuring spell.

Yes, a conjuring spell for the test, and...

We've failed to conjure anything.

That's it. Sorry.

Yeah, sorry.

We promise not to do it again.

Right, Imogen? Absolutely.

Well, it's a change

to see fairies and elves working together.

I'll leave you both to savor this rare moment.

We still have a problem, no matter whose fault it is.

An elf doesn't clean up a fairy's mess.

You deal with it.

I suppose I could.

Or I could tell the professor about the book.

He doesn't look too kindly on cheating.

Who can blame him?

Fairies can erase memories, right?

Do you know how risky that is?

If I tried it and it went wrong, I would be in serious trouble.

You're already in serious trouble.

Can you do it or not?

- Hey, Kyra. - Hi, Mattie.

Can I call you back?

I just need to borrow your blue dress.

I'm going out for my dad's birthday,

and I have nothing decent.

Sure, no problem.

Are you okay? You sound a bit odd.

Uh, nope, all good.

I swore I hung it up.

Ha! I've seen your room.

You never hang anything up.

Uh, that's not true.

I just take a while to put things away.

I'll call you back.

What?

Pretty dress.

You again?

What's going on?

And who are you?

Ever heard of the tooth fairy?

Uh, yeah, along with Santa Claus

and the Easter Bunny.

But they're not...

I mean, in movies, sure, but...

You're kidding, right?

This is a joke?

I'm Lily, and I'm a fairy.

My pointy-eared friend, Imogen, is an elf.

I am not your friend.

No need to stare.

Um, so you're telling me that magic is real,

that there's fairies, elves, unicorns...

Unicorns? Get real.

I know it's a lot to take in, Kyra.

But magic beings are all around you keeping you safe.

Safe from what?

Magic.

The human world would be in chaos without us.

This is insane!

Are you going to do this?

Her being able to see us is giving me the creeps.

Do what? Why are you here?

Last night, in the park, you touched a book of magic.

And it might've affected you just a tiny bit.

Has anything odd happened?

Not really.

Oh, yeah, my fingers glow and I heard a dog talking.

Animal communication!

That's a fairy talent. My mum can do it.

You must've absorbed the more dominant fairy magic

when you got zapped.

Hello, glowing fingers?

That has elf magic written all over it.

Now, hurry up and do the thing.

What thing?

Come on, Lily, do it.

Do what?

Kyra, humans can't ever know that magic exists.

If the secret got out, it would upset the balance.

This won't hurt a bit... At least I think it won't...

If everything goes right.

Now, hang on a sec...

Did it work?

I think it did.

What was that?

Fairy dust.

Supposed to make you forget us.

Must be past its use by date.

Whatever.

Try again.

Oh no, you don't.

Kyra, be careful.

What is this?

Don't!

What?

Hello?

Anyone?

Anyone, anyone?

Hello, anyone?

Anyone, anyone.