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Previously on Are You the One?...

You'll have 10 chances to pair up as 10 perfect matches,

and if you pull it off at the same time,

you're gonna take home 1 million dollars.

Get that cash!

There's one more thing.

If at any matchup you guys black out,

meaning you get no new matches,

your prize instantly drops by 250,000 dollars.

Blackout's 250K gone.

If we have four, we're out, penniless.

I feel like I'm ready for someone to care about me, you know?

That's what I'm about.

If I have to go through all 10 girls to find my perfect match, I'm gonna do it.

Get it. Get it, Rico.

If you wanna kiss every girl in the house, don't come to me anymore.

I'm the asshole.

I'm viciously attracted.

-Viciously? -Viciously.

Warrior two.

Devin, he led a yoga class for me.

Please, matchmaking Gods, let Devin be my match.

I've definitely been rejected before, not since my balls dropped.

-Who's it gonna be? -I'm gonna go with Devin.

Devin!

Back the fuck up.

Welcome to your first matchup.

This is your first shot at 1 million dollars.

Stacey, who's your perfect match?

I'm gonna go with Alec.

It's week one and we're fighting already.

I feel like he's just being a dick right now.

I wanna find love.

I don't want any beef between Mel and Kiki.

Devin, did you not tell me you're gonna try to smash both of them.

And the number of perfect matches is...

There's one.

There's two!

Two? That's it?

That's it, you guys. Two perfect matches.

Two. No blackout... we got two.

Let's go, baby!

No blackout!

Body shots!

It's the first matchup, and we get two beams.

That's not bad for the first week.

All in all, I feel like the matchmaking process is true,

and it's gonna prevail.

Two beams!

Where's the tequila?

Pour those right away.

You are the sweetest girl. Like, you really are.

But I just... I don't think that we're a perfect match for this... for this game.

I was so nervous. I was like this, and you made it seem like,

"Wow, like, this bitch... like, who the hell would want to be her match?" Like...

Oh, God. That was not my intention, not at all.

I do wanna find somebody who is gonna care about me,

but I just need to go after the right types of guys now.

Like, you know, maybe someone like Hunter.

He really wants to get to know somebody.

He really wants to fall in love, and I really respect that about him.

We should talk for a minute.

Yeah. I was not happy with what Nelson said.

It's important to me that I do apologize to you...

-...because I say stupid in passing. -It's what...

Like, it was not like, "Oh, yeah, fuck, Kiki... like, I'm gonna try to, like,"

-"play her and get a threesome going." -Yeah.

I did not want it to come off like that.

Literally made me look dumb.

I don't think you're dumb. I think you're brilliant,

and, like, I love spending time with you.

So, hopefully, we can just do a clean slate and kind of...

...go forward from here.

I feel like sometimes you do put on this facade.

I definitely want to believe that Devin's a good guy,

but I'm genuinely worried about getting played.

You know I'm here for the right reasons.

-Come on, it won't hurt. -Listen! All of y'all are my match!

How many fuckin' stars are on the American flag?

49... 51.

Count your left leg, and then you can tell.

-How many is it? -Count your left leg.

Oh, you don't even know. You don't even know.

I know.

This girl literally hits everything that I want in somebody.

She's hot as fuck, man, and she makes me laugh.

49... 50.

How much is it? How many is there?

What are you here for?

I want someone opposite of what I usually go for at home.

Like, I've always gone for, like, athletes or, like,

you know, the super-cocky, like, just douche-y guy in the room.

And, like, that's what me up every time, and it's...

...it's funny, because I'm not like that.

I'm not the loudest girl in the room. I'm not like...

-You know what I mean? I'm not like that, -Right.

And I'm not a wallflower either. Like, I'm just kind of, like, more chill.

-You know what I mean? -Absolutely.

-You know... -I mean, you're like,

a mirror image chill for me.

The type of girls I've been dating are short,

petite, beautiful little balls of hell.

Scars, cops... it never ends well.

I think that I would enjoy being in a relationship...

...if it was with the right person.

Of all the people here, like,

I catch myself looking at you. You know what I mean?

Tell me about it.

Here we go!

Here we go.

How we doing? All right, you guys. Bring it in.

Oh, yeah.

I haven't gone on a date yet, and I really need to win this challenge,

'cause I'm ready to have that connection with somebody.

-Welcome. How you doing? -Good.

Doing good?

Are you ready for your next getaway challenge?

Yeah! Let's do it.

Girls, you're gonna learn a little bit more about your guys...

...in a challenge I'm calling,

"Holy Shit, These Guys Actually Said This Stuff."

We're fucked.

This is how it's going down.

One end of the beach is a wall, and on that wall will be 10 things...

...that these guys actually have said about themselves.

On my go, you're gonna hustle down.

You're gonna memorize as many quotes as you can.

You're then gonna grab a picture of each guy,

get back to your game board,

and try and match it up next to the quote that you remember.

The fastest three girls to lock in with the most correct answers,

are heading out on that getaway date with the guy of their choice.

-Got it? -Got it.

I really want to win this challenge, because I want to pick Mike for my date.

He's my "Magic Mike".

-Here we go. -Let's go.

All right, ladies.

Get set!

Go!

-All right, they're off. -Do it, girls.

Amanda promptly follows the sprinter.

Amanda and Rashida, first ones to the board.

Checking out the quotes.

Tyler wipes his boogers everywhere? Come on.

I can't have boogers in my hairs after we have sex.

What the fuck? No. Gotta clean that shit up.

First one's out, Rashida, Amanda.

Kiki's taking her time.

I'm definitely an athlete, but I'm not really good at memorizing things.

I might be in trouble here.

And Rashida's first back to her board, placing those quotes.

My plan was, I'm gonna remember at least two words from their quote,

and by the time I run back, I'm like, "Uh, what was the word again?"

Looking good out there, ladies. There we go.

I cannot believe some of the things that these guys have done.

Like, Hunter fucking his teacher was a little weird.

I'm gonna go back in the house keeping an extra eye on people, like,

"You're into some freaky shit."

"Baywatch."

All the girls are super beautiful,

but Hannah's the most beautiful girl in this fucking house.

I could definitely see her being my match.

It's almost just obvious.

If you look at us, we look a lot alike.

If she had a sleeve tattoo, she'd have to be beating me off with a stick.

Shake it.

We've got Cheyenne and Hannah battling it out for the first spot.

And we've got Amanda locking in.

Her time is locked.

Hannah is the second one locked in.

Stacey's locked, and we've got Amanda, Hannah, and Stacey,

the fastest three to place their quotes.

But, girls, it's all about who gets the most right.

-Done. -Kiki's locked in.

Melanie's locked.

I fuckin' lost.

Cheyenne just giving up.

I know I'm kind of slow, not, like, slow stupid.

I made dean's list, so, don't say I'm stupid.

But, I mean, like, really slow. Like...

All the girls are locked. Give it up for 'em.

Finish strong, girls.

The fastest times in were Amanda, Hannah, and Stacey, but...

...it also comes down to who got the most correct.

The first quote up,

"I've had sex with one of my teachers."

It was me, Ryan.

Hot for teacher Hunter, over here.

I would never have thought...

-...it was Hunter either. -He was such a good boy.

-Like, who knew? -Get a little extra credit?

Yeah. I got an A in the class, definitely.

Six of you got that one right. All right, let's move on.

"I love One Direction."

Connor? Is this who you're pumping iron to?

They make catchy tunes, man.

Connor, I can't even imagine his big arms...

shaking out to One Direction. Like, come on.

Eight got it right. Next quote...

"I cry when I watch 'Air Bud'."

-It gets to me, it does. -Alec?

-That's up. -Racking up the points.

"I've masturbated on an airplane."

It's a long flight from Michigan to Hawaii, okay?

Kiki, Stacey, and Mel are a perfect score.

Britni, you need to get this next one right in order to stay in the game,

and remember, the top three...

...are winning that amazing getaway date with the guy of their choice.

Next quote up, "I've called a girl my dog's name in bed."

-Mike? -Mike.

Oh, no, Mike.

Amanda, is he getting your name straight so far?

Britni, you did not get that right, knocking you out.

That leaves Kiki, Stacey, and Mel our winners of this challenge.

Congratulations, girls.

Well done, girls.

All right, Mel. Time to choose your man. Who's it gonna be?

Last week I picked Devin to go on the first date,

and there's still, like, a huge possibility that Devin and I are a match,

but Devin does have something going on with Kiki,

and I'm not trying to fight over him.

I'm gonna take Tyler.

-Tyler. -Tyler.

Tyler definitely stands out to me.

I love a smart guy, and it tops it off that he's funny.

Next up, Stacey.

I think I wanna go with Hunter.

Hunter.

She might be my sexy teacher. Who knows? You know what I mean?

All right. Last to choose... Kiki.

Who's your man?

With Kiki, I couldn't be more confident.

I would be shocked if I was rejected.

Kiki?

All right. Last to choose, Kiki. Who's your man?

At last night's matchup, Devin completely pulled the rug out from under me,

and it's really confusing, 'cause I don't want to look like a fool,

but I want to follow my heart.

Devin.

-What? -Plot twist.

What?

Kiki, the balls that she has.

After everything he's said and how he acted,

you look like a fucking idiot.

We still have a lot to talk about.

That's why I want to take this time to go on this date with him,

because when it's just the two of us, it's awesome.

If this game's about following your heart, my heart is still screaming for Devin.

I owe it to myself to figure out what's going on with him.

-You guys wanna know where you're off to? -Oh, yeah.

All right, you're gonna be channeling your inner badass,

as you guys cruise the Kona strip on motor scooters so awesome,

they make Harleys look like windup toys, you guys.

-Oh, my God. -Oh, my God.

The rest of you, while they're out cruising the strip,

have a huge decision to make.

You're gonna be sending one of these three couples into the Truth Booth,

the only way to verify if they're a perfect match or not.

They fucked it up last time by putting me and Kiki in.

Kiki and Devin is drama,

and if they don't make this happen to really find out if they're a match,

then they've totally squandered an opportunity.

Think about it.

You guys have fun, and I'll see you back at the house for the results of the vote.

-Have a good time, guys. -Bye, Ryan.

Get out of here!

Please don't be a hater, baby

Are you the one? Am I the one?

So what's important to you? What do you for when...

Someone who's close with their family. That's, like, huge to me.

I'm a gigantic mama's boy.

In a relationship,

generally, do you think that you have the ability to keep somebody's attention?

-Do you have... -Are you kidding me?

-That is all me. -Yeah.

Like, I whip my man in shape.

-Like, you... -The reason...

That is my thing.

That's, like, what I ask for.

I want someone who's, like, big, strong, 'cause I like to feel protected.

I always have to sleep on the side of the bed that's closest to the door.

The wall. Okay. I like closer to the wall.

-I like closest to the wall. -Because I want to be able to kill...

...whatever comes into the room.

I like to be close to the wall side.

Kayla definitely could be my match, potentially.

We hit it off real, real quick. We had some great conversations.

We're interested in a lot of the same things.

-I like to be picked up. -Honey...

He is so fucking sexy because he's tall.

I would climb right up that building.

King Kong that shit.

You're gonna see my butt.

-All right. Oh, shoot. -Deal with it.

-Told you, I got a nice butt. -You do.

Drumroll, please.

Hannah is drop-dead gorgeous. Drop-dead.

You are unanimously the most beautiful girl in the house.

If I'm barking up the wrong tree...

You're not barking up the wrong fucking tree.

You would know.

Every fucking dude in this house is interested in you, Hannah.

It's because of the way I look.

This is what happens to me in real life.

Like, so many people here have been like...

-You got a lot of attention. -"I'm interested in you, but..."

I don't think it's because they know who I am.

How can I tell who's genuine and who's not?

That's always been a problem for me.

I'm telling you right now,

I'm genuinely interested and I think that you could be my fucking match.

Yeah, but do you want to know what I'm nervous about?

You will...

...fuck me over, basically.

That's bullshit.

I'm gonna have to bring my A game.

I'm going to have to prove to her that I'm number one here.

You're it for me.

She has no idea what's in store for her.

If I got the chance to just kiss you, period,

I would feel like the luckiest man in the world.

It's not a big deal.

It's not a big deal? It's not a big deal.

You have to show us your stripping!

Please, don't tease us. Come on.

Magic Mike! It's magic Mike's turn! Sit down! Go!

I knew it was already talked about that everyone wants a lap dance.

They want to see me dance, and I was really hesitant.

Get naked! I want it!

Like, this is what I do, man.

Oh, my God.

My dances are not cheap.

It's a performance I'm putting on.

You don't walk into a grocery store and walk out with free food.

You know, you got to pay for what you get, so...

I'm considered the filet mignon of my craft.

He's a professional, guys. Don't worry.

Me and Mike had previously talked about his stripping, and I told him,

"If you do that in the house, like, I want you to do that for me."

"I don't want you to do that for anyone else."

To see him doing that to Kayla, I was just disgusted.

Oh, my God!

Honestly, it just feels like you don't really give a fuck.

When I came up the stairs and you were, like, doing your stripper...

I had zero intentions of, like, trying to hurt you.

I don't know.

I get where you're coming from 100 percent.

Who wants to see, like, their potential match doing that to somebody else?

That's my schlong. If I claim your schlong...

Don't be swinging it in front of bitches' faces.

I can definitely be an asshole, but at the same time, like,

you have no problem coming right back at me either.

Like, you're not exactly a little saint over there. You know?

You were trying to press my buttons last night.

-Definitely was, 100 percent. -Fucking dick.

Is anybody naked? I'm coming in.

-I'm naked. -Oh, for sure..

-Tyler's doing his makeup in here. -Don't listen to her.

We have this thing called Hope for the Holidays,

and I sung Mariah Carey, "I Can Make it Through The Rain."

So you can sing? I heard a little bit. I used to be a singer.

Then you have a strong passion for music and stuff like that?

I do. I do, seriously.

My favorite genre of music...

I'm a straight-up 90's kid. 90's hip-hop, R&B, you know?

I love 90's.

Do you like old-school hip-hop, like, a tribe called Quest, like...

-Come on, now. Chill out. -What?

-Rashida! This is your match, girl! -Did I... did you feel that...

...goose bump on your back right there?

-We connected, you know. -Yeah.

I think... you what I'm saying?

Yeah, she is beautiful, but she's not me,

so he can connect with her, but she's not me.

Damn!

I'm just letting you know she ain't me.

-I love that. -Do you like to dance?

Oh, my God. I got the black one.

Being from the South, we like to be outdoors and ride ATVs and scooters,

anything, dirt bikes, so this is definitely my kind of date.

I'm really, like, nervous.

I just don't want to, like, slam into a pole or something.

-No, you got me. You gonna get on with me? -Yeah.

America's sweetheart.

I definitely like a man that knows what he's doing.

I'm ready for the open road.

Can't get me.

Never give up on love!

Never!

-Best date ever! -Yeah. Hell, yeah. So dope.

-I think we did pretty good. -Okay.

-That's so dope. -It's crazy how massive the ocean is.

So crazy.

-Never seen the ocean. -Really?

-Yeah, seriously. -What?

-You've never seen the ocean? -Never.

I really want to get to know Melanie 'cause she's so sexy to me.

But Rashida... oh, gosh, her personality's just so, it fits me.

Like, we are the same person.

Literally, I can see her actually, possibly being my connection.

But we don't know yet, you know?

That's why you have to get to know everybody.

-Thank you for choosing me. -You're welcome.

This is gonna be the easiest vote yet.

Oh, gosh, yes.

Well, it's mandatory we have to send Kiki and Devin in.

Here I go.

Devin and Kiki, they need to go in the Truth Booth,

just to really figure that out.

Knock it out.

Kiki wants a family. Devin just wants to party.

I am not gonna vote for them.

I think I'm gonna vote in Tyler and Melanie.

Here we go, moment of truth. We got a perfect match.

-We got it. -We'll see.

Oh, my God. We gotta take our shoes off, and we're going in.

-Definitely. Definitely. -Let's do this.

I came from a rough upbringing.

It was a struggle with my mother and my sister,

to even try to find out when the next meal was.

Oh, you're breaking my ocean cherry right now.

Yes.

Hey, this is...

So sick, right?

That really brought me closer to Melanie, just to experience this together.

-Words can't even describe how I feel. -Yeah.

-It's very... my soul is peaceful. -That's so awesome.

It's so peaceful, you know?

Why has previous relationships with a beautiful, sweet,

-woman like you, who could mistreat you? -I'm beautiful and sweet?

Who could mistreat you?

I just go for the wrong guys, honestly, you know?

And I really do want something genuine.

I feel like I'm ready to be in love again.

I definitely want to see, you know, when we get back to the house,

if this can go further, 'cause I want it to.

Today I really connected with you. I really...

-I feel the same way. -I really, truly connected with you.

Us riding together, you'll never take that moment from me, never.

It was beautiful. It was beautiful.

Like, I, like, think you're my match.

I really do. I just feel like...

I'm, like, scared for if you're not,

because I don't know what you're gonna do in regards to me if we're not.

What are you worried about? That I'm gonna say, like,

-"Okay, peace," and then... -Yeah.

We live in the same house. I can't, like, get away from you.

This is a once-in-a-lifetime situation.

So, I think that it's just better if we don't worry about...

...what could potentially happen.

-If we just start leading... -I know, I know.

-We should be positive vibes, I know. -Yeah.

-I keep thinking about, like... -We have to be super positive.

I know.

And I think that you're my match, so it doesn't really matter anyway.

-No, it doesn't matter. -It doesn't really matter.

I'm gonna lay you right down on these rocks.

-Best date ever. Best date ever. -Sure.

-How was it? How was it? -Amazing.

Really? Oh, I missed you.

-Do you guys have a connection? -We do.

-We do. Go on and just hear... -He's a really genuine guy.

He said he's gonna pick me.

I'm picking Stacey going in the ceremony.

-Do you want one? No. -Come back!

Say it nicely.

Fuck, no. I'm not saying that.

Then you must not want no cookie that bad.

Can I please have a cookie?

All right, you took too long. No.

I could not marry any of, like, the bad boys that I've dated,

and that's why I'm here.

It's to hopefully find a good guy,

and then see a whole new world to this dating life...

...that I've shut myself off from.

And Nelson seems so sweet.

I'm not calling you "Papi."

Here, you get one, my last one. You want to dip it in some milk?

The love is real.

I like you. You put ice in your milk? I do that.

You happy? You satisfied?

Yeah, thank you. I appreciate you.

All right, cool.

All right, you guys. Your votes are in,

and it's time to send another couple to the Truth Booth.

Send me home, Ryan.

If they're a confirmed perfect match,

they're moving out of the house and into the honeymoon suite...

...for some very romantic, very alone time.

But if they're not a match, it's right back to the house,

and you're all one step further from love and money.

You guys know how important this is.

Your votes are in.

The couple that you're sending to the Truth Booth is...

Devin and Kiki.

Not a huge surprise here.

Only one person, Amanda, voted for a different couple.

You guys are either a perfect match and you're off to a honeymoon suite,

or you're not and it's right back in the house.

Bags are packed.

You know, the whole "Devin and Kiki" situation,

I think we all want to put to rest.

We need to know if you are a match or not,

because if you're not a match you guys need to separate yourselves,

and I pray that him and Kiki are a match,

because, frankly, if he's my match, then that's just a fucked-up situation.

All right. You've decided.

Devin, Kiki, it's time to head to the Truth Booth. Good luck.

I'm gonna miss you guys!

I think Kiki's my perfect match for a number of reasons.

I mean, obviously, she's brilliant, and she's gorgeous.

I'm excited.

Look at this.

All right, when Kiki and Devin see the results in the Truth Booth,

you guys will see them at the same time right here.

I'll see you at the next matchup.

Devin and Kiki, 100 percent match.

I'm nervous for some reason.

I'll shake my ta-tas.

We're a match. Look at that. That's so obvious.

But not so obvious, but obvious, if that makes sense.

Of course that makes sense.

I knew from day one. We're a match.

We're a match. We're a match. We're a match.

-Match, match, match, match. -Come on.

I'm nervous.

Give us a match.

-Match, match, match, match. -Come on.

Give us a match.

Oh, my God.

-What the fuck? -No!

What the fuck?

We are fucked.

Oh, my gosh. They're not a match. Devin and Kiki.

I'm like, "What the fin-up?"

They were so, like, into each other that we thought for sure they were a match.

This shit is drama all over.

That really fucking sucks.

-I was so confident. -This is wack.

-That's wack. -Yeah.

It's tough to break a heart after two weeks.

But my heart hurts.

Sad kiss.

It's just this whole thing is a mind fuck, the whole thing.

-Whatever, I'm still with you. -I know. Okay, good.

Fuck it.

They can say whatever they want.

-They can... -Our feelings are real,

and that's what matters.

I played the game with my heart, I thought, and,

you know, like, Devin still has my heart,

and I feel like I still have his.

I'm not gonna change how I feel about Devin.

Like, I can't make myself not like him anymore.

-What's up? What's up? -Hey, guys.

Oh, boy.

I feel like you guys, by now, like, know I'm an emotional person.

So, out of respect for tonight, can you just give us, like, some time?

But, like, I need to hear from both of you that it's a clean slate.

As of right now, how I feel I still... I can't turn it off.

Let's hear a word from Devin here.

Let's talk later.

See, I don't fuck with that, though.

We just want to know that you're keeping open minds and open hearts.

Goddamn it.

It's all right.

Like, let's just have fun. You know what I mean?

-Deal. -I think you guys...

...fucked up on the last Truth Booth,

because I would not be surprised if we were one of those beams at all.

I agree. I agree.

And now I'm fucked 'cause the shits are not gonna split up.

We're fucked.

The thing about the Truth Booth is that it's a liar.

The Truth Booth is a liar.

It's the dumbest booth in American history.

Here's the radar.

This is the radar.

-We're gonna try to just... -Stay under it.

-Be under it. -Stay under it.

-I'm the radar. I'm us. -He's us.

-And we're right here. -And that's what... were at.

That's what we're doing.

We've got our matchup ceremony coming up today.

I'm looking forward to it,

and I really think we're gonna be one step closer to 1 million dollars.

Wait, so I want you to tell me more about you,

'cause I feel like you might potentially be my match.

No. Yeah, for sure. Even though I'm already a very, very driven person,

I had a really fucked-up past.

Getting arrested was the best thing that ever happened to me.

You know, it saved my life.

I got arrested when I was 18 years old.

It was, like, my sophomore year at college.

-That sucks. -When they arrested me,

I had a half an ounce of Coke on me.

Growing up, I did a lot of dumb shit.

I got mixed up with some bad people.

I wasn't taking great care of myself.

My health was on a real steady decline.

You know, luckily, I sobered myself up,

and that's why I'm so passionate about fitness.

It was my anti-drug.

Like, I wouldn't be here.

Like, not, I wouldn't be here. I'd be in prison. I would be dead.

I mean,

it made me into who I am today, and,

you know, I couldn't be happier.

I'm like, "Damn," like, I thought I was gonna tell you I've been arrested before.

So I was gonna tell you some cool, badass story.

Now I'm like, "Shit, he just turned my back."

But that's in my past, and this is the future,

and now I'm here to find Mrs Smith to rock the future with.

Now you know.

I know. It's crazy. I would never think that, really.

That was intense. Damn.

-You're kind of cute. -Little bit?

-Come on. -Okay.

I've had the worst luck with men and my intuition is always wrong,

but I think,

you know, when I connect with someone, I can't make that up.

Once you connect with someone and you have feelings for someone,

you can't help it.

-I'm the first person you told? -Yes.

Squishy, squishy.

Hello, hello, Ryan.

What's up, gentlemen?

-How we doing? -Sexy!

It's so early in the game, you know,

but I feel like we do have a couple strong connections in the house,

and we're following our heart.

I absolutely think we're gonna get a lot of beams tonight.

All right, you guys. Welcome to the Matchup.

This is your second chance at 1 million dollars.

Get that money, baby. Let's get it going.

Money, baby.

All you have to do is identify your perfect matches.

Do that, and you guys will win it all.

But if just one person gets it wrong and you're not 10 for 10,

it's back inside and back to the drawing board.

And remember, if you get zero perfect matches, a blackout,

you'll instantly lose 250,000 dollars.

-Nope. -Not happening.

Choose with your hearts, you guys.

No blackouts allowed.

Now, tonight it's gentlemen's choice.

Now, when I call your name, I'm gonna have you step forward,

and choose who you feel is your perfect match.

The two of you will then place your palms on the handprint touch pads,

locking you in as a couple.

First up for the guys...

...is Hunter.

America's sweetheart.

All right, Hunter.

Who do you feel is your perfect match?

I'm going with my heart on this. Stacey, come on up.

All right, Stacey. Come on up.

Are you happy about this?

Yeah, I think we had a great date yesterday.

I think that we connected. I'm not surprised that he picked me.

Okay. So potential match here?

-Maybe. -Yes, sir.

All right. Hunter, Stacey, please lock in.

You're locked. Thanks, guys.

Good luck. Grab a seat.

They look good. They do look good.

Next up for the gentlemen is Austin.

Yeah, Austin, yeah.

What's up, Austin? Who's your perfect match?

Tonight I'm going to pick Kiki.

-Kiki, come on up. -Keeks.

Kiki is super loyal, genuine. I find that super attractive.

It was a hell of a week for you.

I really put my heart out there.

Devin really put his heart out there.

But we're not a match, and I want to find my match.

That's it, though? You're done with Devin?

It's just gonna take a little bit of time.

I need to distance myself from him.

-It's hard. -They have...

They have not separated even a little bit.

I don't think Devin's gonna be sleeping in my bed tonight,

if that's what you're trying to ask.

Devin, I don't know, man. Are you gonna be sleeping in her bed tonight?

It's gonna be hard to pull ourselves apart.

Look at her. She's absolutely gorgeous.

I like Kiki.

-We know. -We know.

The only way to get the lights is to find your match.

The only way to find your match is to get out there with your heart.

Do you understand that, or do you feel like you can game it?

I could 100 percent figure this out.

Devin...

-Easy. -Stop.

I'm gonna play this game the way I wanna play this game.

We could figure this out with strategy,

turn off the parts of our minds that are thinking "with our hearts",

and completely look at this like a math equation.

Are you smarter than everybody here?

I'm very smart.

Are you the smartest person in the house?

I know a lot...

And not many people here know a lot,

-so they get very confused. -What? Yo.

Why are you putting yourself in a hole, bro? Come on, man.

Be humble, man. What the fuck? You don't know my life.

Wow. That's fucked up.

Not many people here know a lot,

-so they get very confused. -What?

Devin, just shut your mouth.

How do you ladies open your hearts to Devin if he's saying that?

-We don't. -We don't.

Austin, Kiki, go ahead and lock in.

All right, next up for the gentlemen is Connor.

There he is.

Go ahead, brother.

All right, Connor.

Who's your perfect match?

Come on down here, babe.

Oh, he didn't have to say it.

All right, Kayla. How do you feel about this?

-I feel pretty confident with this. -Yeah?

Yeah, he's my match.

All right, Connor, Kayla. Please lock in.

All right, Nelson. Who's your perfect match?

I'm gonna pick the gorgeous Cheyenne.

Cheyenne, come on up.

This girl is beautiful.

Damn.

She's feisty, dude, and I like that, you know?

Nelson, Cheyenne, please lock in.

Next up for the guys is Mike.

Magic mike.

The man.

Magic Mike, yeah.

Mike, who's your perfect match?

Amanda, by far.

Come on up, Amanda.

Hey.

Zak, Britni, please lock in.

Next up for the guys, the top of the pyramid, Devin.

-Oh, God. -Hey-o, the man.

Boo! Big D.

You're kind of at the center of a lot of shit, right?

Yes, big shit storm.

All right, Devin. Who's your perfect match?

Melanie.

I'm sorry, Melanie.

-Mel, come on up. -But you look hot. You look hot.

-What up, girl? -Hey, Mel.

-Hi, Ryan. -Let's jump in.

I want to hear about what your relationship with Devin's like.

It's a really shitty feeling to be, like, second choice,

because we did have a connection,

and the fact that he's picking me again,

he obviously feels that, if not her, then me,

and that's, like, really shitty for me.

Devin, Melanie, please lock in.

Poor Melanie.

Tyler, who's your perfect match?

Rashida.

Rashida!

Tyler, Rashida, lock in.

Thanks. You're locked.

Alec, Chelsey, lock in.

You're locked.

All right, that leaves Chuck and Hannah. Come on up, you guys.

-Chuck! -Hannah!

That bow tie.

Chuck, would Hannah have been your first choice?

Yeah, she's my only choice.

The only choice.

I think this is gonna be a very successful matchup.

Okay, good. Well, we're about to find out.

Let's do it.

Chuck, Hannah, lock in.

That's it. You're locked. Good luck.

All right, the matchup will reveal how many couples are correct,

but not who those matches are.

That's up to you to figure out.

And remember, if you get no matches tonight, a blackout,

you instantly lose 250,000 dollars.

Behind me are 10 beams of light.

Light 'em up!

Each beam represents a perfect match.

One beam is one perfect match.

-Ten beams are 10 perfect matches... -Yeah!

...and 1 million dollars.

That's ours.

Here we go.

Oh, boy.

And the number of perfect matches is...

And the number of perfect matches is...

-Relax, relax. -Watch out, watch out.

Come on.

No lights, no matches...

-Oh, my God. -Blackout.

-What? -What the...

Holy shit.

That's some fucking bullshit, man.

What the fuck?

This is the most fucked up thing ever.

We blacked the fuck out.

Everybody was sitting next to someone...

...that's not their match 10 for 10.

You know how hard that is to do?

You guys fucked up. So much strategy, right?

What the fuck?

We got to start playing with our hearts.

If Amanda's not my match, like, who the fuck is?

No beam of light is gonna give me that power to just turn my feelings off.

You guys had one job.

To find your perfect matches, and you failed.

The penalty for that is huge.

God, we're fucked. We're fucked!

You all just lost a quarter million dollars.

I'm so...

You got a long way to go.

Look inside your hearts, but your perfect match is here.

You just need to find them.

I've lost her.

Hannah's gone. She's gone.

She was the only person in this house that was of any legitimate care to me.

I mean, fucking, it's... Goddamn it!

The script has flipped.

Are you guys gonna squash your relationships immediately?

We would definitely complement each other.

I see you talking to the one fucking person that I like here.

You know I'm fucking trying to find my match.

I don't trust you anymore.

You're not on our side.

I'm not saying what you're doing is easy. I'm saying what you're doing is stupid.

Oh my...