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- Previously on Wynonna Earp. - We need to find out why Bobo

- showed up at the homestead. - Memories, they're coming back.

Four days until the door opens.

Bobo's throwing a party tonight.

The whole town was invited. Damn!

Black Badge needs you. I need you.

So Bobo's gonna try again,

cross the Ghost River Triangle with the heir.

We gotta stop all these people from drinking the champagne now!

One lucky contestant will receive the antidote.

Not good! All they have to do is

bring me Ms. Wynonna Earp.

- Willa! - Do you remember me now?

Yes, Robert.

It can't be true! How could he have poisoned the whole town?!

- The champagne! - We need her!

- Everybody, just stay calm! - We give this Bobo fella

- exactly what he wants. - What he wants

- is our resident bitch! - Not now, Alan!

- You left! - Why, I came back.

- Yeah? Did you miss me? - I never miss.

Doc!

You can't shoot them. I hate them and

they hate me, but they're still humans.

Hey, listen, we gotta get you out of here.

I hope my sisters made it out OK.

- Don't worry, we'll find them. - No, I'll find them.

You get something that will turn the townspeople

from rabid, drugged-up assholes back into regular assholes!

- Get her! - I'm sorry about this.

- For what? - Me too.

What?! AAARGH!

- Antidote? - Weapons.

Angry townspeople. I like where this is headed.

One, two, three, go!

Ready?

Let me just look at you for a second.

Oh, you are so beautiful.

I wasn't sure you'd remember.

It all came flooding back the second I stepped

in the treehouse.

"O ye of little faith."

But I make up for it in other areas.

They'll be plenty of time for that out there.

It's working. It's actually working.

You are the true heir,

and the best damn thing I ever...

- I'm fine. - Are you OK?

Robert! Robert.

Back! Take me back!

I don't understand.

The prophecy,

"The Willing Heir on the Winter Solstice

with the Revenant of their Choosing..."

Peacemaker.

The heir ain't the heir without the gun.

I have it.

Bobo, I have it. Look.

That's not Peacemaker.

No. No.

Waverly!

Where is your sister, pretty lady?

Come on, Waverly. We just wanna talk!

Forget talking. Where's Wynonna?

Bullshit, they do.

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I had Peacemaker in my hot little hand.

- I was so close! - Alright. Just concentrate, baby.

If Wynonna took Peacemaker,

- she knows we're together. - There's no way.

I've given her no reason to suspect me.

- She's smart. - She's a sucker.

And Waverly is useless.

- She's intuitive. - What is this?

Talk-about-how-great-my- goddamn-sisters-are day?

It's the one day a year this thing's supposed to work!

What are we gonna do?

What are we gonna do?

OK. That's OK.

We have until sundown tomorrow.

I'll go get Peacemaker.

You hole up in our place.

We bolt, and everyone else dies.

You are one sick little puppy, you know that?

And you're all mine.

Maybe we have time for a quickie.

OK.

You screw me, and then we screw this town.

You go get that gun

and we'll do both.

Go.

We get a sample of the poison that Bobo used,

and maybe Black Badge can reverse engineer a cure.

There's a whole whack of it in the basement.

And you know this how?

'Cause I was there when Bobo's guy made it.

Shh! Hear something?

Hey, hey, hey, hey!

I doubt this building's up to code. You could burn

- the building down. - This coming from the lawman

packing enough heat

to firebomb Texas.

- You got any dynamite in there? - No.

- Snookered yet again. - Hey.

Look, we gave Wynonna a lick and a promise

that we wouldn't take out any townsfolk,

but a drugged-up mob is not our only problem.

- Where are the revenants? - Oh, I doubt they're having tea

- at the trailer park. - You never know.

We all have our vices.

I think it's time

we talked about yours.

It's not what you think. It's just medicine.

Now see, that one I have heard before.

I am a doctor.

Look, I've taken this since I was a kid.

It helps keep me alive and some parts of me dead.

Have you seen what's going on out there?

The whole town's gone 5150!

Whatever you've got planned, I'm game.

Hey, this is classified.

Purgatory's overrun by demon revenants,

a. k. a. Wyatt Earp's resurrected outlaws.

Bobo Del Rey is their leader. I am Doc Holliday.

Yes, that Doc Holliday.

And Dolls here, he is just a dick.

Finally! Thank you.

It... Actually, It makes perfect sense.

Except for the last part.

Hmm.

You still in?

Like Flynn.

- What do you need? - OK. Find the Earp girls.

See if Nedley's still vertical.

We've got an antidote to steal, people.

And, Agent Haught,

welcome to the Black Badge Division.

Willa!

Waverly!

Oh-oh-oh-ow!

Shitty shoes!

Waverly!

Guys!

Now there's a sight for sore eyes.

Pete.

You remembered my name this time!

It's not all I remember.

I remember, in kindergarten, you couldn't tie

your shoes, so I wore

Velcro sneakers in solidarity.

I remember, in high school...

You know what I remember? How you broke my heart

and slept with my brother,

made fun of my mama's diabetes!

Yeah, I was messed up.

- But I'm not that person anymore. - No,

you're just wrong.

Still wrong, and that Bobo guy knows it.

You're a cancer on this town.

A cancer that needs to be cut out.

And I need that antidote.

- Ah! - Ugh!

You're sick,

but I can make you better. I can stop Bobo.

I don't want to hurt you.

- Ugh! Ugh! - OK.

See, I don't have that problem.

Willa! Oh, my God!

Oh, fighting off the local boys

in your underwear? Boy, you did grow up.

- What happened to you?! - I got separated

from Waves. There was clawing and kicking

and some well-chosen cuss words,

and then, next thing I know, it was me and an empty...

Wynonna, where's Peacemaker?

Peacemaker was in the purse at the party.

You saw it, I saw it. Now gone, vanished.

- So you lost it? - No. Someone took it.

Well then, we're really fff...

Phone. My cell died, but maybe Pete's...

Why aren't you

- more freaked out? - Well, 'cause

I can't dial the phone and throw a fit.

Awww, he saved Waverly's number under "Cuties."

Could a revenant have nabbed it?

No. It fries 'em if they touch it.

She's not answering.

- Hey! - Look, I know you're worried

about Waverly, but Bobo has something up his sleeve.

I mean, he's psychic electric "Koolaided"

all of those meatsticks!

Finding Peacemaker needs to be our priority.

Aren't you?

- What? - Worried about Waverly?

Of course.

Why are you bothering with that?

Just shoot him and be done with it.

Pete's a dumb dude, but he's not a revenant.

None of them are. I can't just kill them.

- Would you? - Sometimes, being an Earp means

making tough decisions to survive.

For the greater good.

Yeah, well, if there's one thing I've learned this year,

it's that good is a moving target.

I don't think that thing's rung for 15 years.

Hello. Woman-you-currently- want-to-kill. Please be Waverly.

No. But I've got her!

Where are my manners? This is Chrissy Nedley!

- What do you mean, you got her? - I found her

and I chloroformed her and I tied her up.

All by myself! Can you come and get her?

- Yes. - And bring your head

so I can chop it off to get the antidote for me and my dad.

I'm at his office. Bye!

Chrissy, wait!

Shit!

Change of plans. Super-fun- times Earp family reunion.

Wait. I'm just wondering, shouldn't we go and get...

Peacemaker is just a gun!

Waverly is Waverly.

And Chrissy sounded like she's sniffed enough glue

to bankrupt a model airplane factory. I'm not waiting to get her.

And neither are you. She's our sister.

As long as I get to kick someone's ass.

That can be arranged.

Jesus Christ!

Right initials, wrong fella. Robert,

- you don't want to do this. - Oh, but I do.

I must be close to actually doing it

for you to be here. Let me ask you,

why negotiate with a demon

instead of pleading with the human?

She's too far gone.

- Whatever Willa once was... - She's so much more.

Besides,

what are you gonna do about it? Tell on me?

If the heir

crosses the boundary

with Peacemaker on this day with hate in her heart,

there won't be anybody left to tell.

You know why Willa and I fell in love?

- Slim pickings at the hostage hut? - No.

Because the Earp curse's brought us both nothing but pain.

You brought your pain on yourself.

You have no right to be here. You're not allowed

to interfere, remember?

So step aside, old man.

I can save her.

If we get out there,

I can save us both.

Save her.

Chrissy, don't make me break

that skinny little neck of yours!

Wynonna.

- God! - My dad...

Daddy's out there somewhere. And my friends!

I'm the only one who can save them, Chrissy.

- Hey! - OW! Who the hell are you?!

Another Earp.

- Oh, shit. - Chrissy!

Shit!

Waverly!

Hi. Let's see.

Ah!

- There. - You came.

Of course.

- Is Chrissy... Is... Argh! - OK.

- Is Chrissy OK? - Shake it off, sis. We have

- to get back to the Wainwright. - What? What? Why?

We have to find Peacemaker.

You took it from me?

You?

Wynonna!

You OK, baby girl?

OK then.

I think Waverly ingested the poison.

- Did not! - She's acting erratically.

Because I took Peacemaker away from you?

- Why? - I saw something

in Willa's eyes at the place where Bobo held her.

- What are you saying? - I don't think

the Willa that came back is our Willa.

What I am is the goddamn

Earp heir, and I'm running out of goddamn time!

I don't want anyone to get hurt.

Nobody's getting hurt on my watch.

Nobody else, you mean. Daddy, me,

everyone else out there. When are you

Gonna take responsibility for all that you've done?!

Why did Bobo save you

at the homestead? Why did you save him?

Hey, I knew I recognized that ringtone.

Whoa!

OK. OK.

Give me Peacemaker or I punch

a bunch of holes in Waverly's girlfriend.

"Girlfriend"?

- Um, kind of. - Kind of?

- I know you won't shoot. - What do I care

- about some ginger butch cop? - Wynonna, she'll do it.

- Waverly... - If I don't have it in three.

- No, please! - It's the only thing that'll stop Bobo.

Two.

- Wynonna. - I can't.

Please. I love her.

One.

OK. OK!

So naive, so emotional.

This isn't over.

I'm coming for you.

Then I better slow you down.

- Ah! - Now you know

what it feels like when people take your things.

- Come here. - I want...

I know, I know.

No blood.

- There's no blood! - Shh-shh.

If my sister joined the dark side,

and you've been a revenant this whole time,

I'm just gonna call in sick tomorrow.

No, I'm...

wearing a bulletproof vest.

It's kind of standard operating procedure

when we got a 404 on our hands.

Bunch of crazy hicks off their rockers?

Finally picked the smart one.

I'm gonna get you to the hospital, OK?

No, no. I'm just a little bit bruised.

You gotta go with Wynonna and stop your sister.

Sorry, but she's kind of a dickhead.

Wish Doc and Dolls were here.

They went to raid Shorty's.

Something about an antidote.

See? Super smart.

Yeah, alright. Yeah, you guys do that.

Time's up, let's go!

Go.

- Bobo did something to her. - She shot my girlfriend!

Now, if we can just undo it, we can get her back.

- The real her. - I'm not scared of Willa.

Wynonna Earp!

Well, well, well,

the lady herself. Dead or alive, I think he said.

Oh, right. You guys.

Come on! You sure you don't want to

bring something more substantial?

You don't go to war with a borrowed gun.

- Guarding something for Bobo? - I think they think

they are while he gets away scot-free.

Holliday and Black Badge. Get 'em, boys!

Yes, let us not stand on ceremony. Heehaw!

Ah! Shorty's.

Let Waverly go, and you can have me.

- That sounds like a plan. - Nedley. You seem

sweatier than usual. It's really saying something.

This is quite the pickle you got yourself into, Wynonna.

You know me.

You have been a plague on this town,

destroyed a lot of lives

and you were a royal pain in my ass.

She's also the only shot we got

at getting out of this mess.

I know you're sick.

I know that you're scared. So am I.

But that man out there. Bobo Del Rey and his ilk.

They're not like us. They've never been like us.

If we do this...

I mean, if we turn into

the angry mob of ignorant villagers

that he thinks we are,

if we kill one of our own... and make no mistake,

Wynonna is what we made her...

if we do that, then

well, yeah, we'll be just like them.

Hell, we'll be worse because we had a choice.

So that's it? You're just gonna let her go?

No way!

Leave the rest of us to die a painful death?!

No one's gonna die, Moira.

Wynonna's not gonna let that happen.

Right?

Go. Fix this.

Nedley, you sure you're OK?

Ah, you remember that chili cookout debacle in '05?

This ain't nothing.

Chrissy's in your office. She's alive.

Thank you for that.

Come on!

Think we got 'em all? Ugh!

I had a horse named Lavender once.

Ah!

Ugh! Ah...

You pocketed my drugs. Argh!

I brought your drugs.

You are the laziest junkie I ever met.

How much did you use?

Argh! Ugh!

Aaah!

Which ones did you use?

Are you sure you're up for this?

You might want to stand back.

Playtime's over.

Aaah!

- What are you? - Aaaaaah!

I guess I'm about to find out.

Must be the end of the world 'cause I

think I want to marry Sheriff Nedley.

OK, uh... you need to go find Doc and Dolls.

And I've got something I need to do.

Something only I can do.

What the hell?

OK, so Black Badge is gonna test this stuff ASAP, then I'm gonna try

manufacture a cure or... Oh, hey.

- Hey. - pass this stuff out

to everyone in the town.

You should have seen your boy

- shoot earlier. Not bad. - Me?

This one tossed big Steve through the window.

As long as you boys had fun.

Look, Bobo had all these revenants squirreled up in here,

guarding the poison. Probably to keep 'em busy

while he escapes the Ghost River Triangle.

Well, he'll have help.

Willa's a double agent.

- They're in this together. - What?!

- They'll try to cross the line. - The Solstice.

And they've got my gun.

Her gun.

Hey, are you shot?

Hey, whoa, whoa, don't touch me.

I'm-I'm still your boss.

And I had to call mine in.

Lucado's coming here?

- Desperate times. - Bobo.

Bobo's coming back for us.

And he's playing the lead.

Try. Your friend's flown the coop without you.

Stupid Carl.

What's wrong with him?

We need to head your sister off at the pass.

I still got to coordinate the quarantine.

- Please come. - Two on two.

One of whom is one of the fastest gunslingers

in the West. And the other...

Permission to re-raid your gun safe?

80-62-88. Hey, Earp,

good luck.

Willa?

Wrong sister.

Did you drink the poison?

Come here to beg

me for the antidote?

I just want answers.

- Oh? - Robert Svane.

Svane,

Norwegian for swan.

You never cease to impress me, Waverly.

And look at you now.

All grown up.

- Where's Willa? - Your sister's not here.

But she's coming, isn't she?

She's your lead.

Bingo.

The thing is, if you open that door,

you're not the only thing that can leave.

All the other revenants will flee.

You're letting... you're letting filthy demons

- loose into this world! - I am one of those demons.

- Oh, I know. - They're not the only ones

who'll be set free.

Wyatt Earp's has been dead and in the dark

for 80 years. Maybe it's time

for the rest of us to step into the light.

Including you.

Is this how you did it with Willa?

Talked and coerced

and seduced a 13-year-old girl?

I never lay a finger on her.

You were her captor!

I was her saviour! Those other revenants wanted

to do horrible things to her.

I told them I killed her.

I hid her away.

Here.

Sounds like one sick fairy tale.

It wasn't always like this.

After Clootie stole her

away from me,

I did go

a little crazy.

But days before she was due to turn 27,

Constance erases her memory...

and says

she will only give me back Willa

if I help her put back together her boys.

The bones.

I rallied an army together

to dig in the dirt.

And I dug,

and I dug, and I dug.

Do you know why?

Swans mate for life.

Please.

Please, let her go.

Have you been listening to me?

I used to watch you girls,

and I'd wonder how a man

like Ward Earp ended up with so much goodness.

And then there was the baby.

And I used to think about saving her too.

Only I wasn't the heir.

Ohhh,

Waverly.

You're not even an Earp.

Robert?

You need to hide.

Now. Get behind that bed.

Hey.

- I got it. - Yeah?

Little snitch Waverly took it.

We have to go, now.

Come on.

Come on, Doc, spit it out.

- Spit what out? - You know,

the rousing old-timey speech that's gonna make me believe

I can take on my own sister.

Come on. WWWD.

What Would Wyatt Do?

I once had a dog the name of Plucky.

Your big pep talk is "Plucky"?

She was a gorgeous black and tan coonhound,

but she only had one ear.

Even so, she would run from miles

when she heard me calling.

She got bit by something in the woods, and she went rabid.

Wyatt, he offered

to put her down, but

I knew it had to be me.

Old Yeller might owe you some royalties.

I am sorry about your sister.

I never was a great judge of character.

Always ended up dating the drummer.

I mean we could run.

We could get a little house in the country,

raise chickens, grow barley.

Is that why you came back?

To be a farmer?

No, I returned because a peculiar fellow

insisted you needed my help.

Was he a farmer?

He was a mechanic.

Willa's got Peacemaker.

Bobo's got telekinetic powers.

What do we got?

Things that go boom.

She's better than me, Doc.

Faster.

I don't think I can beat her.

But you are still gonna try.

- I have to. - Careful, Earp.

Doing what's right

even in the face of ridiculous odds?

You are beginning to sound like a hero.

No matter what happens, Willa

is not a dog.

I'm not putting her down.

Let's hope she still comes

when you call.

Ah...

R&D approximates 36 hours

until an antidote.

Meanwhile, we're monitoring and have handed out

antipsychotics to about

- 80% of the town. - In every report you've filed

you didn't once think to mention there could be two Earp heirs?

- I didn't know for sure. - Black Badge

has underestimated the situation here, I'll give you that.

If we survive this, expect us to start

- being a little more hands on. - From day one, I've been

following my orders, to make sure the revenants

do not leave the Ghost River Triangle.

We have new orders.

If this Bobo Del Rey can open a gateway,

we observe what happens when he does.

And what happens next is that people die. My people,

anyone else these demons come into contact with.

There are other forces at play here.

We are not to interfere. If you can't handle that,

- turn in your badge. - Lucado,

I need to assist my deputy.

If you step within 50 yards of the boundary,

I'll have you arrested for treason.

What is it?

What is it exactly that you have against me?

That you survived Kandahar

when...

others didn't.

You are a monster.

In more ways than one.

I'd say to make

yourself useful, but it's pretty obvious you can't.

Willa!

I'll take care of these mice.

- OK. - Go.

Hey!

Wanna play with the big girls?

Run!

Doc!

Doc! Doc!

It's OK, love.

Go on.

Willa.

Respect your elders, bitch!

Wake up and remember who the hell you are!

- You're Willa Earp! - And the rightful heir!

Then you should know that what you're doing is hella dumb!

No! Wait! Willa!

I'm serious, stop!

What did you do?

What I had to!

OK, so what the hell was that?

I did it!

I am the lead! Hahaha!

The prison gates are open!

Willa, we can still stop this.

Stop this?!

This is better than I planned.

Bobo and I get out,

and Purgatory burns!

They hate us, Wynonna.

They're evil. They deserve that thing!

I doubt your lover's gonna make it.

- So, I go it alone. - No, you're not alone. You have me.

Willa, either make it stop or I'll stop you.

Wilaaa!

Funny, that it would go down here.

Mom used to bring us here.

When she couldn't take any more of Dad's fists.

We have to get Peacemaker back over the line,

and then we can start over. Just you and me.

Bobo doesn't know,

but he's not the only one that came to visit me

in that treehouse

making promises in the dark.

What kind of promises?

That death can be a mercy.

I know you don't believe me,

but I'm doing this for you.

No more Purgatory, no more Earps,

no more curse.

- Not me. - Well, who then?

The old one.

I'm faster than you.

You're my sister.

I promise this will be quick.

- You know you can't. - You keep saying that.

Squeak.

Willa.

- What happened? - You went wrong.

Did you get a clean shot?

That wasn't a clean shot.

See, Wynonna?

You can never really go home again.

Wynonna!

Make your peace.

Do it.

Do it.

I'm already in hell.

Did you love her, Robert?

Did you?

We'll take it from here, Deputy.

- What are you...? - Taking him to a black site.

- Extraordinary rendition. - Outside of the Triangle?

Wynonna! Don't let them do this!

Please! Shoot me!

- Shoot! - I can't end the curse

unless I send every single revenant back to Hell!

Be nice, and in a few months, we might send him back to you.

You can dispatch whatever is left of his quivering mass.

- Dolls? - He defied

a direct order from his superiors. That's treason.

- He's a good man. - He's a good liar.

You don't give a shit what he did.

This is personal for you.

Hahaha!

You are in no position to interfere.

What with your history.

The Bleaker case? So I pulled

- a few B&Es in the day. - No, Wynonna.

We know what you did.

Did you get the town coordinates?

When we're out of range, tell control to go in hot.

Tomahawks, the whole she-bang.

Boom.

You did aces, Wynonna.

Careful now. We all know how good

- you are with that thing. - Who are you?

No revenant. See?

I'm outside the Ghost River Triangle.

There are things out there, too.

Things that want to get in.

- Why? - The Triangle is not only

a prison. It's also a sanctuary.

- For who? - Not a who.

A what.

Listen.

You know who I am?

I'm the goddamn Earp heir.

I got work to do.

Good luck, Wynonna.

We'll be watching you.

Super.

What did you do?

We're almost over the line now.

This one's gonna hurt.

We all used to play here

under a poplar tree.

The year she was taken, it got felled by lightning.

Spring comes, I'm gonna plant a new one.

For the girl she was.

For my Willa.

Well, that'll be lovely.

But first, I'm gonna kill

every single revenant from the Rockies

to the big city.

And then I'm gonna stop that thing from getting in here.

And the deputy marshal?

Are we gonna go get him?

He's in a maximum security black ops prison,

and he shot my sister.

Damn straight we're gonna go get him.

What do you think that is?

I don't know yet.

Well, it's coming.

Mm-hmm.

So am I.

- You ready? - Sweetheart,

I'm ready for anything.

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