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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:12,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 2 00:02:49,040 --> 00:02:51,430 Hurry up, we are leaving soon. 3 00:02:53,040 --> 00:02:55,794 Helen. 4 00:03:42,400 --> 00:03:46,838 Off to a premiere, are we? 5 00:03:49,160 --> 00:03:51,595 Come on, we haven't got all day. 6 00:03:53,720 --> 00:03:55,871 Suit yourself. 7 00:04:16,440 --> 00:04:20,195 This might be worth something one day. 8 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:09,274 Aren't they pretty? 9 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:15,354 It's George's birthday. 10 00:05:15,560 --> 00:05:18,712 He would have been 40 today. 11 00:05:18,960 --> 00:05:20,314 Take them away. 12 00:05:28,400 --> 00:05:31,359 Anyway, you shouldn't pick wildflowers. 13 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:33,831 Spoils it for everyone else. 14 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:17,392 Happy birthday, sweetheart. 15 00:06:25,080 --> 00:06:27,470 - Come along. - Careful on the coach now, please. 16 00:06:27,680 --> 00:06:29,478 Be careful, watch your step, all right? 17 00:06:29,680 --> 00:06:31,000 Oh. 18 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:36,274 Directly this way. 19 00:06:37,920 --> 00:06:39,832 And where do you think you are going? 20 00:06:40,960 --> 00:06:41,916 Get back here! Hey! 21 00:06:42,120 --> 00:06:43,713 Hello. Can I drive? 22 00:06:43,960 --> 00:06:46,191 BY THE 100th TIME, NO, REG. 23 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:49,837 Just get on, and sit down like everyone else. 24 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:51,474 - Well, what about on the way... - reg... 25 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:53,791 What are these? 26 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:57,198 Biscuits? I thought we'd try something different. 27 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:00,791 Well, put them back. I don't want them, they're far too expensive. 28 00:07:03,080 --> 00:07:05,595 I said put them back. 29 00:07:05,800 --> 00:07:07,519 Apparently, we don't want these. 30 00:07:07,720 --> 00:07:10,474 Don't you worry. Some people don't know what they're missing. 31 00:07:10,680 --> 00:07:12,000 Would you like a bag? 32 00:07:13,800 --> 00:07:16,315 Hurry up, you are keeping everyone waiting. 33 00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:22,039 Oh, excuse me. Hello. Oh. 34 00:07:22,240 --> 00:07:23,913 You dropped your purse. 35 00:07:24,120 --> 00:07:25,474 There's nothing in it. 36 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:28,153 Do you need a hand? 37 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:32,400 Oh. I thought you'd never ask. Here. There. 38 00:07:32,600 --> 00:07:33,829 Put it out. 39 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:39,037 We will have to have at least one toilet stop. 40 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:40,674 - Uh. - Probably two. 41 00:07:40,880 --> 00:07:43,714 And please drive safely, yes? 42 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:45,354 What? 43 00:07:45,560 --> 00:07:47,119 Shut the door. Let's start. 44 00:07:47,360 --> 00:07:49,113 - Can I drive? - No, reg. 45 00:07:51,280 --> 00:07:53,237 Thanks. 46 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:55,716 - Oh. - What the... 47 00:07:55,920 --> 00:07:58,754 excuse me? Excuse me? Can you stop the bus, please? 48 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:01,520 - What? - What about on the way back? 49 00:08:01,720 --> 00:08:02,710 This is a mistake. I need to get off. 50 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:03,711 So do I! 51 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:06,759 Sit down! Sit down. 52 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:11,959 Why on earth did you get on? 53 00:08:12,160 --> 00:08:13,389 I was helping you. 54 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:16,240 Oh, see where that got you. 55 00:08:17,800 --> 00:08:18,711 Where are we going? 56 00:08:18,920 --> 00:08:21,640 A day at the seaside. 57 00:08:21,840 --> 00:08:22,717 But I can't. 58 00:08:22,920 --> 00:08:24,673 Well, you are now. 59 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:30,079 I'm gonna drown myself when I get there. 60 00:08:37,000 --> 00:08:40,596 - I need the loo. - So do I. 61 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:44,077 Don't argue, don't eat any sweets. 62 00:08:44,280 --> 00:08:47,478 - Out, out, out, out. Thank you. - Your mother's disappeared. 63 00:08:47,680 --> 00:08:49,672 - Where is she? - She went up on a coach. 64 00:08:49,920 --> 00:08:52,037 - Why? - How should I know? 65 00:08:52,240 --> 00:08:53,515 I've got to get to work. 66 00:08:53,760 --> 00:08:55,797 And what am I supposed to do with these two? 67 00:08:56,000 --> 00:08:59,994 Think of something. She'll be back soon. I've got to go. 68 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:03,190 Ugh! 69 00:09:09,480 --> 00:09:11,358 - Hello? - Polly? 70 00:09:11,560 --> 00:09:14,359 I'm in a service station. Will you get me grandad? 71 00:09:14,560 --> 00:09:17,553 He's very cross. When are you coming back? 72 00:09:17,760 --> 00:09:20,832 Soon, soon. Hold on. I've got to go now. Oh, god, oh. 73 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:23,117 You idiot! Where are you? 74 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:25,596 There's ham in the fridge, frank. 75 00:09:27,840 --> 00:09:30,674 Stop! Stop! It's me! 76 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:34,880 Stop! It's me! 77 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:37,754 Come on! 78 00:09:39,080 --> 00:09:39,991 Oh. 79 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:43,799 Hurry up! 80 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:50,194 - What are you doing? - I'm sorry. 81 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:52,636 I got on your coach earlier by mistake, 82 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:55,150 and I was wondering if I could stay with you today 83 00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:58,791 and then come back with you, if that's all right. 84 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,998 Yes, of course it's all right. 85 00:10:02,240 --> 00:10:04,197 - Thank you, thank you. - Come on. 86 00:10:07,360 --> 00:10:09,079 Let's go! 87 00:10:09,280 --> 00:10:12,034 - Can I drive? - No, reg. 88 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:26,838 I can see the sea. 89 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:31,110 I told you it'd be worth it. 90 00:10:31,320 --> 00:10:33,789 I haven't been to the seaside for years. 91 00:10:34,000 --> 00:10:35,070 Why not? 92 00:10:35,320 --> 00:10:39,872 Oh, you know, long way. 93 00:10:42,880 --> 00:10:46,271 Your husband doesn't like to travel? 94 00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,870 Not anymore. He's dead. 95 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:51,998 Really? 96 00:10:52,200 --> 00:10:54,351 Yes. 97 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:59,480 I'm sorry to see him go. 98 00:11:03,040 --> 00:11:08,320 Helen. The only sane one on the bus, apart from you, hopefully. 99 00:11:09,760 --> 00:11:11,831 Priscilla. Nice to meet you. 100 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:34,232 Smile, everybody. You're on holiday. 101 00:11:34,440 --> 00:11:36,591 Uh, it's beautiful. 102 00:11:36,840 --> 00:11:38,832 The weather is good, no? 103 00:11:39,040 --> 00:11:41,509 There's something awfully familiar about you. Have we met before? 104 00:11:41,760 --> 00:11:43,797 I doubt it. 105 00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:45,320 Come on, keep up. 106 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:47,910 I need a drink. Come on, let's go. 107 00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:52,874 Oh. No, no, no. Not in the sea. Uh! 108 00:12:10,920 --> 00:12:12,957 Oh. 109 00:12:13,160 --> 00:12:16,392 - I'm afraid I'm a little short. - Oh. 110 00:12:16,600 --> 00:12:17,477 Of course. 111 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:22,871 There we are. 112 00:12:28,560 --> 00:12:30,233 I don't normally drink in the day. 113 00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:32,079 This isn't normally. 114 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:36,993 - To us. - To us. 115 00:12:39,160 --> 00:12:41,629 I'll give ya five seconds to get out of my sight 116 00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:44,309 otherwise I'm gonna put a bullet where the sun don't shine. 117 00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:45,715 What? 118 00:12:45,920 --> 00:12:48,310 I've got Morty just where I want him 119 00:12:48,520 --> 00:12:52,196 and I am not about to let him off the hook. 120 00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:53,436 What do you mean? 121 00:12:53,640 --> 00:12:56,394 Yes. 122 00:13:12,240 --> 00:13:14,800 Oh, my god. 123 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:16,992 You're Helen Shelley. 124 00:13:17,200 --> 00:13:19,157 Guilty. 125 00:13:19,400 --> 00:13:22,472 I'm so excited, I... I... I've never met a real film star before. 126 00:13:22,680 --> 00:13:25,912 I thought you were wonderful. 127 00:13:26,120 --> 00:13:27,440 I'm your biggest fan. 128 00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:30,360 Oh, well, that's wonderful, 129 00:13:30,560 --> 00:13:33,871 because I really need you to help me, Priscilla. 130 00:13:34,120 --> 00:13:35,395 My help? 131 00:13:35,600 --> 00:13:38,069 Yes. Take a look at this. 132 00:13:43,320 --> 00:13:46,597 "Jerry standing, celebrated British film director 133 00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:50,277 died peacefully on the fifth of July." Oh. 134 00:13:50,480 --> 00:13:55,555 "- At home in France. - Funeral, tenth of July at 135 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:57,240 ...ile de ré, France. 136 00:13:57,480 --> 00:14:00,552 Aww. He was such a great friend, 137 00:14:00,760 --> 00:14:03,355 and a wonderful, wonderful director. 138 00:14:03,560 --> 00:14:06,359 And I really need to say goodbye to him properly. 139 00:14:06,560 --> 00:14:07,630 Of course you do. 140 00:14:07,840 --> 00:14:09,877 Yes. 141 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:11,639 Well, I can't go on my own, can I? 142 00:14:11,840 --> 00:14:14,196 No? Why not? 143 00:14:14,400 --> 00:14:16,790 Well, I'd never make it. 144 00:14:17,040 --> 00:14:18,235 I need you to help me. 145 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:21,035 - I can't go to France. - Why not? 146 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:23,436 - You've come this far. - Yeah, but that was by mistake. 147 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:26,394 That's how the best things happen. 148 00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:28,796 Listen, can you keep a secret? 149 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:31,720 I am not that famous anymore. 150 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:34,037 You thought I was dead, didn't you? 151 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:35,754 No. 152 00:14:35,960 --> 00:14:40,318 Uh, listen, Priscilla. I'm broke. 153 00:14:40,560 --> 00:14:42,916 I have nothing, 154 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:46,716 and actresses cannot get old in Hollywood. 155 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:50,038 You see, this funeral is my last chance. 156 00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:51,999 Everybody in Hollywood is going to be there, 157 00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:55,597 heads of studios, agents, producers, directors. 158 00:14:55,800 --> 00:14:59,316 It'll be... it'll be like the academy awards. 159 00:14:59,520 --> 00:15:02,399 - Mm-hmm. - A little sadder, but not much. 160 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:04,353 I'm going to re-invent myself. 161 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:08,600 Out of the ashes. I am not going to go back to that home. 162 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:11,196 I would rather sleep rough. 163 00:15:11,400 --> 00:15:14,393 You and I, we could have an adventure. 164 00:15:14,640 --> 00:15:17,394 I know, but, I can't. 165 00:15:19,520 --> 00:15:21,273 Of course you can't. 166 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:23,751 If you could wait another few days while I organize myself, 167 00:15:23,960 --> 00:15:25,314 then maybe I could come then. 168 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:28,479 Yeah, too late. Be in the ground in three days. 169 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:30,672 It's just such short notice. 170 00:15:30,880 --> 00:15:36,433 Yeah, well, unlike you, I have not yet given up. 171 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:39,553 Oh well, go back to your husband then. 172 00:15:39,760 --> 00:15:43,151 Oh, I forgot, he's dead. 173 00:15:43,360 --> 00:15:46,000 Have a nice life, what's left of it. 174 00:15:48,200 --> 00:15:49,270 Helen. 175 00:16:29,320 --> 00:16:32,631 Um, excuse me. I wonder could I borrow a phone? 176 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:37,033 I seem to have lost my purse with all my money in it. 177 00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:38,754 Thanks. 178 00:16:38,960 --> 00:16:40,872 - Press zero first. - Yeah. 179 00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:52,477 - Hello? - Frank, you'll never guess who I just met. 180 00:16:52,680 --> 00:16:55,593 - Where the hell are you? - Helen Shelley. 181 00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:58,315 She wanted me to go to a funeral in France. 182 00:16:58,520 --> 00:17:01,319 - France? - - All of Hollywood will be there. 183 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,752 Frank, would you have minded if I'd have gone? 184 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:06,480 Are you becoming senile? 185 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:09,878 - No. - Then come home. 186 00:17:12,400 --> 00:17:16,917 Yes, of course. I'll be home soon. 187 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,912 Sorry. 188 00:17:24,760 --> 00:17:27,275 Get on and sit down. 189 00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:52,470 Stop the bus! 190 00:17:56,800 --> 00:17:58,439 Come on, help me get her. 191 00:17:58,680 --> 00:18:00,319 - Helen, where are you going? - You're hurting me! 192 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,637 - Get on the bus! Helen! - Get off me! 193 00:18:02,840 --> 00:18:05,674 I am not going back in there! You cannot make me! 194 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:08,270 This is kidnapping! Ah! 195 00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:10,557 - Get on and shut up! - Ah! Get off me! 196 00:18:10,760 --> 00:18:11,830 She doesn't want to come back. 197 00:18:12,040 --> 00:18:13,474 - Reg! - You're hurting me! 198 00:18:13,680 --> 00:18:14,591 Get back to your seat, reg! Get back to your seat! 199 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:15,677 Leave her alone. 200 00:18:17,840 --> 00:18:18,956 Come on, you're okay. 201 00:18:19,680 --> 00:18:21,433 Stop that. 202 00:18:21,640 --> 00:18:23,757 What? No, no, no, no, no! 203 00:18:23,960 --> 00:18:26,191 Where are we going? 204 00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:27,595 - You can do it! - Reg! Open the door! 205 00:18:27,800 --> 00:18:29,917 The ferry! 206 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:30,917 - Open the door! - Righty-oh. 207 00:18:31,120 --> 00:18:33,157 - Reg! Reg! - Ha! 208 00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,157 Hold on to your hats! 209 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:42,797 - Stop! - Stop, stop! 210 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,753 - Stop what you're doing. - He's stolen my bus! Call the police! 211 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:46,076 Reg! 212 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,873 Oh my god, we're gonna be in terrible trouble. 213 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,197 Of course we are. 214 00:18:57,400 --> 00:18:58,629 Remind me where we're going. 215 00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:03,437 - The ferry terminal. - Hold on tight! 216 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,719 Reg! 217 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:10,519 This one, reg! This one! 218 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,359 Whoa! 219 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,233 Reg! 220 00:19:14,440 --> 00:19:16,352 Sorry, one more time. 221 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:20,239 I'm gonna be sick. 222 00:19:20,440 --> 00:19:22,796 - You're coming with me? - Yes. 223 00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:24,878 I knew you would. 224 00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:40,998 - Slow down, reg. - I'm trying. 225 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:42,356 Reg. 226 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,915 For god's sakes, we're going too fast, reg! Slow down! 227 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,516 - My foot's stuck! - Well, get it off. 228 00:19:49,720 --> 00:19:51,040 I can't, it's gone to sleep. 229 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,553 - Oh, my god. - What are you doing? 230 00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,399 I've got to get it off. Let me get it off. 231 00:19:57,840 --> 00:19:59,957 - Watch out! - Come on! 232 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:16,399 - Oh, come on, quick! - Oh, my, my. 233 00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,114 Let's get out of here before they stop us. 234 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,635 - Come on, move it! - I am. 235 00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:22,480 Good luck. That was fun. 236 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:23,557 Yes. 237 00:20:26,360 --> 00:20:29,512 - We need to get tickets. - No, we haven't got time. 238 00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:34,237 Just keep moving. Act old. 239 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,113 Move it. 240 00:20:36,320 --> 00:20:37,231 Excuse me. 241 00:20:37,440 --> 00:20:39,079 Oh. 242 00:20:42,760 --> 00:20:43,876 Sorry, are you part of the group? 243 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:45,434 - Oh, yes, yes. - Are you sure? 244 00:20:45,680 --> 00:20:47,000 Is just that everyone has gone through now. 245 00:20:47,200 --> 00:20:48,475 Well, I thought I was. 246 00:20:48,720 --> 00:20:50,996 Now, what are we going to do? 247 00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:52,554 You don't know me. 248 00:20:52,760 --> 00:20:55,719 - Whatever happens, just keep moving, okay? - Yes. 249 00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:58,389 Oh, Helen. 250 00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,796 Oh, my god. Are you all right? 251 00:21:01,000 --> 00:21:02,400 Get off. 252 00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:04,273 Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. 253 00:21:04,480 --> 00:21:08,156 Um, I think she fainted. I have no idea who she is, 254 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:09,794 but she does look familiar. 255 00:21:10,880 --> 00:21:12,314 Madam. Madam? 256 00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,312 Can you hear me? 257 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:18,399 Of course I can hear you. You're screaming in my bloody ear. 258 00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:19,920 Here. 259 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:22,229 Help me up. 260 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:30,356 We did it. I can't believe it. 261 00:21:30,600 --> 00:21:31,920 - No thanks to you. - What do you mean? 262 00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:36,000 - Where's the bar? - I'm doing my best. 263 00:21:48,080 --> 00:21:50,675 So, when did your husband pass away? 264 00:21:52,120 --> 00:21:54,191 Sorry? 265 00:21:54,400 --> 00:21:56,869 When did he die? 266 00:21:57,120 --> 00:22:00,909 - Oh. Long time ago. - Hm. 267 00:22:02,480 --> 00:22:05,439 What was he like? 268 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:08,235 - Quite nice. - Really? 269 00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,279 Well... 270 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:15,954 What's the matter? 271 00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:18,197 Cheer up. 272 00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:24,871 Um, I think I need a bit of fresh air. I'm gonna... 273 00:22:25,080 --> 00:22:26,958 Watch us leave. 274 00:22:27,160 --> 00:22:29,436 It's fine. I'm not going anywhere. 275 00:22:33,960 --> 00:22:36,600 I don't understand, dad. Where is she? 276 00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:38,792 I've told you, she's gone to France. 277 00:22:39,040 --> 00:22:40,440 She must have said more than that. 278 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:41,960 Well, to help Helen Shelley. 279 00:22:42,160 --> 00:22:43,913 They're going to a funeral, apparently. 280 00:22:44,120 --> 00:22:45,918 Who's Helen Shelley? 281 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:48,954 DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING? SHE WAS A FILM STAR IN THE '60s, 282 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,675 and went off the rails, was a drunk. 283 00:22:51,880 --> 00:22:53,075 I'm sure she's dead. 284 00:22:54,400 --> 00:22:56,437 Uh, this doesn't making any sense. 285 00:22:56,680 --> 00:22:58,080 Yeah, that's your mother. 286 00:22:58,280 --> 00:22:59,794 I'm calling the police. 287 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:02,754 - There's no need for that. - Yes, there is. 288 00:23:19,800 --> 00:23:22,474 You're slower than me and I'm a cripple. Come on. 289 00:23:22,680 --> 00:23:24,558 We'll be in the ground soon enough. 290 00:23:26,080 --> 00:23:29,710 - Come on. - I'd like my purse back, please. 291 00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:32,833 I saw it in your handbag and I'd like it back, please. Now. 292 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,520 So I can go home. 293 00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:36,797 Don't be stupid, you can't go home... 294 00:23:37,000 --> 00:23:39,674 Eric! 295 00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:40,757 Eric! 296 00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:44,116 - Oh! - Eric! 297 00:23:44,360 --> 00:23:45,953 Oh, my god! 298 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:48,516 - Eric! - Oh, god! 299 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,838 Priscilla, what are you doing? 300 00:23:54,800 --> 00:23:55,836 What are you doing? 301 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:12,590 I've got you. 302 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:14,274 Oh, my god. 303 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:15,994 You'll be okay. 304 00:24:55,600 --> 00:24:57,831 Priscilla, wake up. 305 00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,635 We are going to be on TV. 306 00:25:00,840 --> 00:25:04,356 You are a hero but we've got to leave right now. 307 00:25:04,600 --> 00:25:06,717 Who are you? 308 00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:09,799 Well, I'm Helen Shelley for god's sakes. 309 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,673 Is the little boy all right? 310 00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:13,360 Yes, he's fine. 311 00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:16,712 He won't be going swimming again in a hurry. 312 00:25:16,920 --> 00:25:20,231 - Oh, dear. - What is it? 313 00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:23,035 It's just... it was a shock. 314 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:27,029 Oh, yes, of course. But cheer up. 315 00:25:27,240 --> 00:25:32,076 I mean, you saved his life. You deserve to be celebrated. 316 00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,431 - Do I? - Yes, and so do I. 317 00:25:35,720 --> 00:25:38,235 You will stay, won't you? 318 00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,080 I don't know what I'd do without you. 319 00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:48,151 And I've got another bit of good news for you. I found your purse. 320 00:25:48,400 --> 00:25:53,156 It was just caught up in the lining of your jacket pocket. 321 00:25:56,920 --> 00:25:59,355 Do try to be more careful. 322 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:02,951 This is all so exciting. Now come on. 323 00:26:21,160 --> 00:26:23,197 Madame... 324 00:26:23,400 --> 00:26:26,598 What a brave thing to do, for anyone, but uh, 325 00:26:26,800 --> 00:26:30,430 if you forgive me, at your age, you must be a very confident swimmer. 326 00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:31,835 No, not really. 327 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:35,112 Oh, such a pleasure to be here in France 328 00:26:35,360 --> 00:26:38,239 and oh, you boys have been so loyal to me. 329 00:26:38,440 --> 00:26:40,079 What made you do it? 330 00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:42,880 - I... - Well, it's so lovely to be back 331 00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:46,591 and so glad to see that I haven't been forgotten. 332 00:26:46,800 --> 00:26:49,269 She's better at this than I am. 333 00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:52,075 I don't understand. Who rescued the little boy? 334 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:53,157 I did. 335 00:26:53,360 --> 00:26:56,558 But this is Helen Shelley. 336 00:26:56,800 --> 00:27:02,000 She's a film star. "Morty and me," she played "me." 337 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:04,669 Not me, me. But, um, the character "me." 338 00:27:04,880 --> 00:27:07,190 - Stop. - She's the one you should be talking to. 339 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:11,030 She's back, she's ready for work, she's looking for a job. 340 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:14,153 She's got a bad hip, but she's a fantastic actress. 341 00:27:14,400 --> 00:27:18,360 Hmm. They're not interested in me. 342 00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:19,676 It's you they want to talk to. 343 00:27:19,880 --> 00:27:20,677 She's the real film star. 344 00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:21,870 Thank you. 345 00:27:22,080 --> 00:27:24,436 Oh, it was lovely to meet you all 346 00:27:24,640 --> 00:27:30,432 but we must be going. We don't want to tire her out after her dip in the channel. 347 00:27:30,640 --> 00:27:33,917 You are humiliating me. Let's be going. 348 00:27:34,120 --> 00:27:35,190 They're not interested in me at all. 349 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:38,074 Wait! 350 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,478 I wanted to thank you so much. 351 00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:49,191 Oh, it doesn't matter he... he doesn't have to say anything. 352 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:57,874 It's your fault! Your fault. 353 00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:00,914 You... you should be more careful. 354 00:28:01,120 --> 00:28:02,918 You must never take your eyes off him. 355 00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:04,037 But it was an accident. 356 00:28:04,280 --> 00:28:05,509 No such thing as an accident. 357 00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:08,030 I should know. No accident, madame. 358 00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:14,235 Ooh, j'ai... suis désolées, 359 00:28:14,440 --> 00:28:16,636 mais... on y vas. 360 00:28:22,400 --> 00:28:26,872 - Priscilla, wait for me. - I'm going home. 361 00:28:27,080 --> 00:28:29,311 Scurrying back to your husband? 362 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,510 Why did you lie? 363 00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:35,279 - How dare you presume to know about me. 364 00:28:35,520 --> 00:28:38,115 Because I watched you both in the supermarket. 365 00:28:38,360 --> 00:28:39,919 Oh, the happy couple. 366 00:28:40,120 --> 00:28:42,715 You let him walk all over you for a packet of biscuits. 367 00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:45,754 Your precious husband is just a nasty bully. 368 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,634 - And you wish he was dead. - And what are you? 369 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,157 How did you lose your child? 370 00:28:57,640 --> 00:29:03,238 He drowned, Helen. That's how I lost him. 371 00:29:03,440 --> 00:29:04,954 You see, I knew it. 372 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,391 We are the same, you and I. We are the same. 373 00:29:07,640 --> 00:29:09,120 We are not the same. 374 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:10,720 We are, Priscilla. We are. 375 00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:12,115 I'm going home. 376 00:29:15,560 --> 00:29:17,677 Reclusive, disgraced, former Hollywood bad girl, 377 00:29:17,880 --> 00:29:20,952 Helen Shelley, has emerged from hiding in France 378 00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:22,389 after hijacking a coach... 379 00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:24,751 - grandma. - Grandma. 380 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,395 On disembarking from the ferry in Cannes, 381 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:29,831 Helen helped save a french toddler from drowning 382 00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:33,357 along with her friend, a British pensioner, Priscilla Williams. 383 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,314 Mrs. Williams jumped into the sea to rescue the toddler 384 00:29:36,520 --> 00:29:38,034 who had fallen in. 385 00:29:38,240 --> 00:29:40,960 Then, in a reunion with the child and his parents, 386 00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:43,197 started to blame them for the accident. 387 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:45,312 No, it's not an accident. No such thing. 388 00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:48,797 I should know. No such thing. 389 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,196 A strange and remarkable story 390 00:29:51,400 --> 00:29:53,596 that has captured the hearts of France. 391 00:29:53,800 --> 00:29:56,031 Now back to the studio with the latest news. 392 00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,155 Oh, god. 393 00:30:37,080 --> 00:30:38,639 Hello. 394 00:30:38,840 --> 00:30:41,719 Uh, one foot passenger to England, please. 395 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,040 Hello? Stop. 396 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:56,550 Hello? 397 00:31:00,440 --> 00:31:02,079 Merci, beaucoup. Merci. 398 00:31:02,280 --> 00:31:05,910 Monsieur, uh... Je veux un lift, uh, ile de ré? 399 00:31:06,120 --> 00:31:07,395 S'il vous plait? Ile de ré? 400 00:31:07,600 --> 00:31:09,273 A lift for moi. 401 00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:12,837 Je suis grand movie star. 402 00:31:13,040 --> 00:31:14,633 All I want is a fucking lift. 403 00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:18,277 - Hi, you want to stop for me? 404 00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:19,840 Kids! Fuck off! 405 00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:25,559 Um, ile de ré, c'est far? Uh, lift for moi. 406 00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:30,994 Arrête! Please. S'il vous plait. 407 00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:36,913 For Christ's sakes. 408 00:31:40,720 --> 00:31:43,110 Taxi. Taxi. 409 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:46,233 Oh, merci. Merci, taxi. 410 00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:59,431 - You didn't get very far. - Neither did you. 411 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:01,000 Where are we going? 412 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,874 I don't know about you, but I'm starving. 413 00:32:04,080 --> 00:32:06,072 Let's go, monsieur. 414 00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:25,034 Why'd you come back? 415 00:32:25,240 --> 00:32:27,436 'Cause you were right. 416 00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:29,916 I do wish sometimes frank were dead. 417 00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:31,554 Why? 418 00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:34,838 Because he blames me for George's death. 419 00:32:35,040 --> 00:32:36,156 He's never forgiven me. 420 00:32:43,960 --> 00:32:50,070 He was only four, George. And we used to picnic by the river. 421 00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:52,118 He loved it. 422 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,955 Frank never came, he was always too busy. 423 00:32:56,640 --> 00:32:59,474 And, uh, I... 424 00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:05,199 I only turned my back for one second. 425 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:09,952 The baby was crying, Sarah. And he was gone. 426 00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:12,874 He jumped in. 427 00:33:16,320 --> 00:33:18,676 He thought he could swim. 428 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,752 I went in after him, of course, but it was too late. 429 00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:32,154 Frank refuses to talk about it. 430 00:33:32,400 --> 00:33:35,632 Maybe that's why I came back. 431 00:33:35,840 --> 00:33:40,790 I needed a break. And then carry on. 432 00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,637 It's important to keep carrying on, isn't it? 433 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:51,994 I did not come all this way just to carry on and neither did you. 434 00:33:52,200 --> 00:33:58,276 I want another chance at it... at life. 435 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:00,793 Don't you? 436 00:34:06,080 --> 00:34:08,151 Right. 437 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:09,880 Let's go and get you a job, then. 438 00:34:15,720 --> 00:34:17,393 Can you drive? 439 00:34:17,600 --> 00:34:18,920 Yes, but I haven't for years. 440 00:34:19,160 --> 00:34:20,150 Anyway, it's closed. 441 00:34:32,760 --> 00:34:34,638 This is a really bad idea. 442 00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:36,280 Oh, it's not a problem. 443 00:34:36,480 --> 00:34:39,040 It's just a car rental. We'll pay them later. 444 00:34:39,240 --> 00:34:40,833 Where are your balls, woman? 445 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:50,873 Oh, my god. They're going to stop us. 446 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:52,480 Nah, they won't. 447 00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:55,593 We're just two old ladies going for a drive. 448 00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:58,114 A very slow drive. 449 00:34:59,680 --> 00:35:03,117 Bonjour, big boy! Hello. 450 00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:06,358 There are some benefits to being a senior citizen. 451 00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:08,631 Now step on it, baby. 452 00:35:08,840 --> 00:35:11,196 Ile de ré, here we come. 453 00:35:16,320 --> 00:35:17,595 You'll need to get out of second gear 454 00:35:17,840 --> 00:35:19,752 if we're gonna get to this funeral on time. 455 00:35:24,320 --> 00:35:26,357 - What's he doing? - We're on the wrong side of the road! 456 00:35:37,720 --> 00:35:39,518 Should be back in the home. 457 00:35:41,880 --> 00:35:44,395 - When did you last take a driving lesson? - - Don't ask. 458 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,000 Don't ask? 459 00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:48,357 Don't talk to me. 460 00:35:48,560 --> 00:35:50,597 I'm just going to turn in a minute. 461 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,996 Ooh, well done. 462 00:35:53,200 --> 00:35:54,429 You're in charge of the sat nav. 463 00:35:54,640 --> 00:35:56,950 God, this thing is so fiddly. 464 00:35:57,160 --> 00:35:58,958 There. 465 00:36:00,960 --> 00:36:04,556 Au rond-point, prenez la deuxième sortie. 466 00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:07,190 - Well, it's in french! - Can you change it into English? 467 00:36:07,400 --> 00:36:08,629 No! 468 00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:10,069 Prenez la deuxième sortie. 469 00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:12,112 No, no, no, no, no! 470 00:36:12,320 --> 00:36:14,596 - You're going the wrong way! - Right, stay on the right! 471 00:36:14,800 --> 00:36:17,235 I am right now. I'm right. I did it. 472 00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,392 Prenez la deuxième sortie. 473 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:22,035 - Se... second exit. - You just missed it. 474 00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,237 - Okay. - Oh, god. 475 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:26,272 I like roundabouts. 476 00:36:26,480 --> 00:36:28,312 Prenez la sortie. 477 00:36:28,520 --> 00:36:30,637 - Keep right. - I am! 478 00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:33,674 Think I'm getting the hang of it now. 479 00:36:33,920 --> 00:36:35,400 Oh, thank god for that. 480 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:42,279 Oh, six hours. That's not too bad. 481 00:37:57,760 --> 00:37:59,638 - Are we there yet? - Nope. 482 00:37:59,880 --> 00:38:01,678 I've no idea where we are. 483 00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,270 Why have we stopped? 484 00:38:04,480 --> 00:38:06,358 I think we've run out of petrol. 485 00:38:06,560 --> 00:38:08,279 I don't believe it. 486 00:38:08,480 --> 00:38:10,472 Isn't that an elementary mistake? 487 00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:12,598 And what was I supposed to do? 488 00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:14,280 Stop and buy some? 489 00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:17,080 In a stolen car, and I haven't driven for 20 years? 490 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:19,033 Oh, I forgot. You fell asleep. 491 00:38:19,240 --> 00:38:21,471 - Yeah, well, I was tired. - I'm tired! 492 00:38:21,680 --> 00:38:24,115 I'm so exhausted I could barely drive. 493 00:38:24,360 --> 00:38:26,317 I'm trying to get you to this funeral. 494 00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,239 Yeah, well, it will be my funeral at this rate. 495 00:38:28,440 --> 00:38:30,477 Ugh. What do we do now? 496 00:38:30,680 --> 00:38:31,750 How should I know? 497 00:38:31,960 --> 00:38:33,952 I don't have all the answers. 498 00:38:34,200 --> 00:38:37,352 So now might be a good time for you to start thinking for yourself. 499 00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:42,510 - What are you doing? - I'm thinking for myself. 500 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:44,120 We need help. 501 00:38:44,320 --> 00:38:45,913 Well, I can't walk anywhere! 502 00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:48,351 Well, you stay there, and I will go! 503 00:38:48,560 --> 00:38:50,438 Oh, don't worry about me! 504 00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:53,673 I'll be just fine! 505 00:38:53,880 --> 00:38:56,190 Hey, hold your horses! 506 00:38:56,400 --> 00:38:57,993 Don't forget I'm disabled here! 507 00:38:59,640 --> 00:39:02,394 Priscilla! I was just joking. 508 00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:05,798 Come on. Come on, let's be friends again! 509 00:39:07,800 --> 00:39:09,439 Come on. 510 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:12,633 I've lost my stick. This is cruelty! 511 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:22,636 Oh... 512 00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:24,519 God. 513 00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:30,278 Priscilla... 514 00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,154 Oh, god, which way has she gone? 515 00:39:33,360 --> 00:39:35,875 Priscilla, where are you? 516 00:39:38,080 --> 00:39:39,070 Priscilla! 517 00:39:42,880 --> 00:39:44,360 Oh, god. 518 00:39:46,560 --> 00:39:50,474 All right, back to the fucking car. 519 00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:29,269 Where is she? 520 00:40:30,400 --> 00:40:31,629 What have I done? 521 00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:34,633 Helen! 522 00:40:34,840 --> 00:40:39,198 - Helen! - I'm over here, for Christ's sakes. 523 00:40:42,720 --> 00:40:45,474 - What are you doing? - You locked the car, you idiot. 524 00:40:45,680 --> 00:40:48,832 - Well, you were the last one out. - You took the keys! 525 00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:50,599 There's a car. 526 00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:52,911 There's a car coming. 527 00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:55,510 Help! Please stop! 528 00:40:57,640 --> 00:40:58,551 Stop... 529 00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:24,840 Who the hell is this? 530 00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:26,719 He's going to help us. 531 00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:28,519 To an early grave. 532 00:41:30,880 --> 00:41:33,600 - He's wearing pajamas. - I know, but at the moment, 533 00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,480 he's the only option we've got. Now come on. 534 00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:48,875 Thank you so much for this. 535 00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:55,592 W... where are we going? 536 00:41:55,800 --> 00:41:59,237 Um, perhaps we could get out now, please? 537 00:41:59,440 --> 00:42:00,715 Could you stop the car now, please? 538 00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:02,400 We'd like to get out now, please. 539 00:42:24,160 --> 00:42:25,276 Charming. 540 00:42:34,800 --> 00:42:37,269 Oh! Well, voulez-vous attendez là.. 541 00:42:37,480 --> 00:42:39,233 Do you know who I am? 542 00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:42,877 I am a very famous actress who's about to die from exposure, 543 00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,237 so get out of my way. 544 00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:50,115 - We're together. - No, écoute-moi. 545 00:42:51,600 --> 00:42:53,831 - J'appelle la police. - No, no, madame! 546 00:42:54,040 --> 00:42:55,440 - What's she saying? - She's calling the police. 547 00:42:55,640 --> 00:42:57,199 No, don't you dare! 548 00:42:58,400 --> 00:42:59,754 Allô? 549 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,239 You have to change for dinner. 550 00:43:20,440 --> 00:43:21,317 There are clothes in the wardrobes. 551 00:43:21,520 --> 00:43:23,273 - Merci. - Oh. 552 00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:26,678 Well, he's obviously loaded. 553 00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:29,315 - Do you think he's single? - Shh. 554 00:43:29,520 --> 00:43:32,718 Is he your boss, or your husband or what? 555 00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:35,990 Oh, my god. 556 00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:42,479 I'm so sorry. I'll go and change. 557 00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,956 Please don't. 558 00:44:45,200 --> 00:44:48,477 It's lovely to see it worn again. 559 00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:51,240 That's your wife. 560 00:44:51,440 --> 00:44:52,760 Yes. 561 00:44:54,840 --> 00:44:55,671 Are we ready? 562 00:44:55,920 --> 00:44:57,559 Let's eat. 563 00:45:05,200 --> 00:45:08,989 - So, you're rich. - A little. 564 00:45:10,640 --> 00:45:14,554 - And famous. - Unfortunately. 565 00:45:14,760 --> 00:45:18,720 For what, exactly? 566 00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:23,756 Wow. 567 00:45:23,960 --> 00:45:26,759 Huh... 568 00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:31,193 So, now you're a recluse, locked away in this big old house 569 00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:35,110 with nurse ratched. How utterly miserable. 570 00:45:35,320 --> 00:45:38,916 Is that why you drive around at night in your pajamas? 571 00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:45,878 Well, I know that fame can make you crazy. 572 00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:47,639 We're similar, you know? 573 00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:51,959 Except that you have a lot of money and are still famous. 574 00:45:55,640 --> 00:46:00,635 Oh, I do like a man with a good head of hair. 575 00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:10,640 So, is your wife dead or just gone shopping? 576 00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:13,480 Helen. 577 00:46:13,680 --> 00:46:14,875 Dead. 578 00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:16,873 Oh. 579 00:46:17,120 --> 00:46:19,316 Well, there's no point in beating about the bush. 580 00:46:19,520 --> 00:46:22,638 I mean, at our time of life, I think we all need a little companionship, 581 00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:26,271 and a little love. Well, I know I do. 582 00:46:28,920 --> 00:46:31,958 I don't think you get much of that, do you? 583 00:46:32,160 --> 00:46:35,756 Although I'm not sure that love is all that it's cracked up to be. 584 00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:41,070 Have you ever been in love? 585 00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,112 Yes. 586 00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:45,272 Oh, good for you. 587 00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:47,915 I don't think Priscilla has, have you? 588 00:46:50,960 --> 00:46:55,512 And you know, up until now, neither had I. 589 00:47:00,680 --> 00:47:04,640 Frenchmen are so romantic. 590 00:47:04,880 --> 00:47:08,396 - I am Italian. - Well, that's even better. 591 00:47:08,600 --> 00:47:10,273 Italians are the best lovers. 592 00:47:10,480 --> 00:47:11,516 Oh. 593 00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:13,274 Gosh, you almost gave me a heart attack. 594 00:47:13,480 --> 00:47:16,712 I'm so sorry. It's my hands. I've got arthritis 595 00:47:16,920 --> 00:47:19,879 and I haven't got my tablets, sorry. 596 00:47:22,200 --> 00:47:23,873 - You need a drink. - No, I... 597 00:47:24,080 --> 00:47:28,597 It's been rather a long day. I think I'll go to bed. 598 00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:30,951 - I will come with you. - Oh. 599 00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:32,316 I've got just what you need. 600 00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:34,796 Easy, tiger. 601 00:47:36,680 --> 00:47:38,751 Have another drink. I won't be long. 602 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:41,595 Hm. Okay. 603 00:48:01,440 --> 00:48:03,955 Hello. 604 00:48:13,080 --> 00:48:15,356 Oh, I'm afraid I don't smoke. 605 00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:25,877 Neither do I. But I make an exception for drugs. 606 00:48:26,080 --> 00:48:29,960 Medicinal purposes only, of course. 607 00:48:31,320 --> 00:48:34,916 It will help your hands, I promise. 608 00:48:51,680 --> 00:48:53,000 Whoo. 609 00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:28,520 What's so funny? Priscilla! 610 00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:34,271 What's so funny? Are you laughing about me? 611 00:49:34,480 --> 00:49:36,949 No! 612 00:49:37,200 --> 00:49:38,759 Shh. 613 00:49:38,960 --> 00:49:41,634 In case she told you that her husband's dead, he's not. 614 00:49:41,840 --> 00:49:43,991 He's very much alive. 615 00:49:47,040 --> 00:49:49,316 I'm sorry. 616 00:49:49,520 --> 00:49:52,115 He's a very lucky man. 617 00:49:52,320 --> 00:49:53,993 I suppose he is. 618 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:57,631 What are you whispering about now? 619 00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:29,553 Mm. 620 00:51:09,680 --> 00:51:12,275 - Good morning - hello. 621 00:51:16,200 --> 00:51:17,759 That looks inviting. 622 00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:22,514 I was preparing myself psychologically to go in. 623 00:51:22,760 --> 00:51:23,750 Oh. 624 00:51:23,960 --> 00:51:25,110 It takes me ages. 625 00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:28,233 I swim every day. 626 00:51:28,480 --> 00:51:30,790 - You do? - Yes. 627 00:51:31,000 --> 00:51:31,956 Are you crazy? 628 00:51:32,160 --> 00:51:34,994 Probably. 629 00:51:36,680 --> 00:51:40,310 Well, you can help me to go in. 630 00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:43,440 I'd love to but I haven't got a costume. 631 00:51:43,640 --> 00:51:45,950 Neither have I. 632 00:51:49,680 --> 00:51:50,830 Oh. 633 00:51:52,640 --> 00:51:55,872 Come in as you are. 634 00:51:56,080 --> 00:51:56,957 Ready? 635 00:51:57,160 --> 00:52:02,280 - One, two, three. - Oh! 636 00:52:02,480 --> 00:52:04,392 - Uh. - Oh, my god. 637 00:52:04,640 --> 00:52:06,393 Mm. It is a little bit chilly. 638 00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:08,950 Stop, you should not be swimming. 639 00:52:09,160 --> 00:52:11,834 Some of us have a funeral to get to tomorrow, 640 00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:14,396 unless you've forgotten why we're here, Priscilla. 641 00:52:14,600 --> 00:52:16,159 Sorry. 642 00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:18,596 - You must get out. - Okay. 643 00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:19,995 Monsieur. 644 00:52:20,240 --> 00:52:22,391 Brr! 645 00:52:22,600 --> 00:52:23,875 Hurry up, Priscilla! 646 00:52:39,680 --> 00:52:41,876 I'll sit in front. 647 00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:52,192 - Cheers. - Cheers. 648 00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:01,271 Anyone fancy a little walk? 649 00:54:01,480 --> 00:54:02,391 Yes. 650 00:54:02,600 --> 00:54:04,398 Great. 651 00:54:04,600 --> 00:54:08,992 Uh, I actually... um, no, you go. 652 00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:11,032 I feel a bit tired. 653 00:54:11,240 --> 00:54:13,232 - Oh, really? - Hm. 654 00:54:13,440 --> 00:54:15,352 - You do look a bit tired. - Do I? 655 00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:17,319 Oh, for god sakes. Yes, you do. 656 00:54:17,560 --> 00:54:18,835 Well, you just said you did. 657 00:54:20,720 --> 00:54:21,915 Oh. 658 00:54:25,640 --> 00:54:26,756 Okay. 659 00:54:32,280 --> 00:54:34,158 Ciao. 660 00:54:34,360 --> 00:54:38,354 Do you know I feel ten years younger being with you? 661 00:54:38,560 --> 00:54:41,632 All my aches and pains, they've gone away. 662 00:55:25,040 --> 00:55:28,431 - Regardez-moi! - Alberto! 663 00:55:28,640 --> 00:55:32,156 Oh, merci, Alberto. 664 00:55:33,440 --> 00:55:34,840 Thank you very much. 665 00:55:36,440 --> 00:55:40,195 Hello? Hello? I'm stuck in the car. 666 00:55:40,440 --> 00:55:43,433 With somebody like to get me out of this car, please? 667 00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:46,474 Oh, thank you so much. 668 00:55:46,680 --> 00:55:50,196 - This is a circus. - I thought you'd enjoy it. 669 00:55:50,400 --> 00:55:53,996 You have no idea. Oh, pardonnez-moi. 670 00:55:54,240 --> 00:55:55,674 Excusez-moi. 671 00:55:55,880 --> 00:55:58,190 Don't mind me. 672 00:55:58,400 --> 00:56:01,234 - Come on, dad, let's go, let's go! 673 00:56:01,440 --> 00:56:05,320 Come on! 674 00:56:06,840 --> 00:56:08,797 Okay. 675 00:56:23,160 --> 00:56:25,231 Stop. Don't. 676 00:56:25,480 --> 00:56:26,994 Why? 677 00:56:27,200 --> 00:56:29,840 Can I buy you dinner? 678 00:56:30,040 --> 00:56:31,360 Yes, but... 679 00:56:31,560 --> 00:56:33,552 Just the two of us. 680 00:56:33,760 --> 00:56:34,796 Isn't that a bit rude? 681 00:56:35,000 --> 00:56:38,152 No. Quick. 682 00:57:52,000 --> 00:57:53,354 - Lovely. - Beautiful. 683 00:57:53,560 --> 00:57:56,394 It suits you. The same color of your blouse 684 00:57:56,600 --> 00:57:58,478 and the same color of your eyes. 685 00:57:58,680 --> 00:58:01,718 Shall I buy it? 686 00:58:01,920 --> 00:58:03,513 I will buy it for you. 687 00:58:03,720 --> 00:58:07,031 Beautiful. Wonderful. 688 00:58:18,120 --> 00:58:19,031 Wait here. 689 00:58:38,240 --> 00:58:41,551 Hello? 690 00:58:41,760 --> 00:58:43,638 - Hello? - Qui êtes-vous? 691 00:58:46,080 --> 00:58:47,594 Que voulez-vous? 692 00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:50,474 Oh, nothing. I'm so sorry. 693 00:58:50,680 --> 00:58:54,230 Wait, are you English? I can speak English. 694 00:58:54,440 --> 00:58:57,274 - I'm half English. - Really? 695 00:58:57,480 --> 00:58:58,391 What's your name? 696 00:58:58,600 --> 00:59:00,273 Elena. Well, what's yours? 697 00:59:00,480 --> 00:59:02,517 - Els, what you doing? - Out here, mummy. 698 00:59:02,760 --> 00:59:05,036 Oh, come inside, sweetheart, it's late. 699 00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:08,199 This lady's from England. I was practicing my English. 700 00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:12,593 Hello. Um, how kind. Darling, we've got a big day tomorrow. 701 00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:15,360 Um, I'm sorry, I hope she wasn't bothering you. 702 00:59:15,560 --> 00:59:18,792 Oh, no, no, not at all. 703 00:59:19,000 --> 00:59:19,877 Do I know you? 704 00:59:21,720 --> 00:59:24,679 Well... No, I don't think so. 705 00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:27,839 Oh, my god. 706 00:59:28,080 --> 00:59:29,275 I do know you. 707 00:59:29,480 --> 00:59:31,995 You're Helen Shelley, aren't you? 708 00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:36,035 Oh, my god. My dad would be so pleased. 709 00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:37,515 I doubt that. 710 00:59:37,760 --> 00:59:39,160 Please, will you come inside a moment? 711 00:59:39,360 --> 00:59:40,510 Oh, no, no. I really... 712 00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:42,194 I just want to show you something, please. 713 00:59:42,400 --> 00:59:43,720 Oh, all right. 714 00:59:45,760 --> 00:59:47,319 What a beautiful, beautiful house. 715 00:59:47,560 --> 00:59:49,074 You haven't changed at all. 716 00:59:49,280 --> 00:59:51,556 - It's amazing. - Well, thank you. 717 00:59:51,760 --> 00:59:54,355 - This way. - Thank you. 718 00:59:54,560 --> 00:59:56,995 Look what I found going through his archive. 719 01:00:00,040 --> 01:00:01,440 Is that you? 720 01:00:01,640 --> 01:00:03,871 Yes, it is. 721 01:00:04,120 --> 01:00:05,679 And that was your first film, wasn't it? 722 01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:08,349 - Yeah. - Dad's first big hit. 723 01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:11,519 Oh, I'm so sorry. 724 01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:13,040 I didn't mean to upset you. 725 01:00:13,240 --> 01:00:15,596 Um, I really... 726 01:00:15,840 --> 01:00:18,992 I just got a bit overexcited at seeing you here. 727 01:00:19,200 --> 01:00:22,079 Oh, it's all right. I'm sorry, I'm being stupid. 728 01:00:22,280 --> 01:00:27,992 Not at all. Um, it's been a very sad time for all of us. 729 01:00:28,200 --> 01:00:31,352 God, do you think that I met you when I was a little girl? 730 01:00:31,600 --> 01:00:33,990 I don't think so. 731 01:00:34,920 --> 01:00:36,513 I've got to go. 732 01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:45,515 We're having drinks after the funeral so please come and join us. 733 01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:56,394 Was... was Jerry a good father? 734 01:00:56,600 --> 01:00:59,798 Yes. He was. He was the best. 735 01:01:01,640 --> 01:01:05,998 You know, you are the image of your father. 736 01:01:06,200 --> 01:01:09,910 I know. That's what everyone says. 737 01:01:13,240 --> 01:01:16,199 Did you ever think about finding your real mother? 738 01:01:16,440 --> 01:01:20,957 No, uh... we're very happy. I didn't want to spoil that. 739 01:01:23,640 --> 01:01:26,951 Of course. 740 01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:29,556 - I'm sorry. - That's okay. 741 01:01:36,880 --> 01:01:39,111 You did the right thing, you know. 742 01:01:39,320 --> 01:01:41,277 Not looking for your mother. 743 01:01:44,720 --> 01:01:48,157 Drive. 744 01:02:00,600 --> 01:02:03,513 - Monsieur Rosetti! Comment allez-vous? Bonsoir. - Bonsoir, madame. 745 01:02:03,720 --> 01:02:05,074 - Madame. - Bonsoir. 746 01:02:06,560 --> 01:02:07,471 Bonsoir. 747 01:02:17,320 --> 01:02:18,436 Beautiful. 748 01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:27,679 I'm glad you accepted my invitation. 749 01:02:28,520 --> 01:02:30,637 So am I. 750 01:02:32,760 --> 01:02:37,630 I used to be much braver when I was a child. 751 01:02:37,840 --> 01:02:39,513 I came here for love. 752 01:02:56,880 --> 01:02:58,439 Anyway... 753 01:03:00,440 --> 01:03:01,840 Thank you. 754 01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:06,317 To you, my English rose. 755 01:03:16,760 --> 01:03:20,117 - I shouldn't be here. - Hmm? 756 01:03:20,320 --> 01:03:21,674 I'm too old for all this. 757 01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:23,200 Ah, you're never too old. 758 01:03:23,440 --> 01:03:25,750 But I have a family and they need me. 759 01:03:25,960 --> 01:03:27,474 They will have you back soon. 760 01:03:31,040 --> 01:03:33,316 - Unless... - Unless? 761 01:03:34,360 --> 01:03:36,158 Uh, stupid idea. 762 01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:38,158 What? 763 01:03:38,360 --> 01:03:39,714 No, nothing. 764 01:03:39,960 --> 01:03:41,076 Tell me. 765 01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:46,598 Unless you stay with me. 766 01:03:46,840 --> 01:03:50,470 Stupid idea, I know. 767 01:03:50,720 --> 01:03:54,919 It wouldn't be that bad, would it? 768 01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:58,796 Oh, Alberto, I... 769 01:04:01,080 --> 01:04:02,480 I'm so sorry. 770 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:07,515 I have to go. 771 01:05:02,960 --> 01:05:03,837 Merci. 772 01:05:15,760 --> 01:05:18,594 I would like to sing a song, please. 773 01:05:18,800 --> 01:05:21,520 - Really? - Yes. 774 01:05:21,720 --> 01:05:24,280 - Tu es d'accord? - Oui, d'accord. 775 01:05:24,520 --> 01:05:26,830 Okay, so, what would you like to sing? 776 01:05:27,040 --> 01:05:29,236 Oh, you'll see. 777 01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:31,153 - Madame. - Thank you. 778 01:05:33,880 --> 01:05:36,634 Well, good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 779 01:05:36,840 --> 01:05:41,119 Um, sorry to interrupt your evening. 780 01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:44,313 I'm Helen Shelly. 781 01:05:44,520 --> 01:05:49,231 Uh, some of you may have heard of me. 782 01:05:49,440 --> 01:05:51,511 Some of you may not. 783 01:05:51,760 --> 01:05:56,039 Um, I would like to sing a song 784 01:05:56,240 --> 01:05:59,438 that was very famous a long time ago, 785 01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:00,909 like me. 786 01:07:34,120 --> 01:07:35,440 Excuse me. 787 01:07:35,640 --> 01:07:37,233 I can't believe it's you. I'm a huge fan. 788 01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:38,430 - Oh, thanks. - No, really. 789 01:07:38,640 --> 01:07:40,836 I have to have a picture with you. 790 01:07:41,040 --> 01:07:43,316 Smile. 791 01:07:44,480 --> 01:07:46,711 You are still so sexy. 792 01:07:46,920 --> 01:07:48,752 Sorry, I'm a bit drunk. 793 01:07:49,000 --> 01:07:50,639 Hm, well, so am I. 794 01:07:53,000 --> 01:07:55,356 Well, why don't you help me to my room? 795 01:07:55,560 --> 01:07:56,880 Of course. 796 01:07:57,080 --> 01:07:58,833 - This way. - This way? 797 01:08:30,800 --> 01:08:33,235 It's not a stupid idea. 798 01:08:44,280 --> 01:08:46,078 You haven't told me what you're doing here. 799 01:08:46,280 --> 01:08:49,796 Oh, making a movie. 800 01:08:50,000 --> 01:08:51,195 - Really? - Hm. 801 01:08:51,400 --> 01:08:54,393 I didn't know anything was going on here. 802 01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:55,670 What is it? 803 01:08:55,880 --> 01:08:58,076 It's comedy. 804 01:08:58,320 --> 01:09:01,313 Well, you can do comedy. 805 01:09:01,520 --> 01:09:03,432 - You think so? - Of course. 806 01:09:08,920 --> 01:09:11,480 40 years too late. No offense. 807 01:09:13,480 --> 01:09:15,631 None taken. 808 01:09:18,800 --> 01:09:23,317 Um, well, nice to meet you, and good luck with your film. 809 01:09:23,520 --> 01:09:25,193 Likewise. 810 01:09:35,240 --> 01:09:38,074 You have a lovely smile. 811 01:09:38,280 --> 01:09:41,717 I feel like a teenager again. 812 01:09:41,920 --> 01:09:44,116 That's good. 813 01:10:16,040 --> 01:10:18,430 Maybe I should go back to my room now. 814 01:10:22,080 --> 01:10:24,800 If you want. 815 01:10:41,000 --> 01:10:43,959 Would you mind turning the lights out? 816 01:11:41,760 --> 01:11:43,672 Alberto? 817 01:11:55,720 --> 01:11:58,030 Alberto? 818 01:12:11,200 --> 01:12:15,558 Alberto. Oh, my god. 819 01:12:19,480 --> 01:12:21,358 Oh, please, god. Please, god. 820 01:12:42,440 --> 01:12:44,352 Helen. 821 01:12:45,960 --> 01:12:46,871 Oh. 822 01:12:53,720 --> 01:12:55,200 Helen? 823 01:12:55,400 --> 01:12:56,720 Go away. 824 01:12:56,920 --> 01:12:58,559 Helen, it's me. I need you. 825 01:12:58,760 --> 01:13:00,592 I'm not going, I've changed my mind. 826 01:13:00,800 --> 01:13:02,917 Please, it's urgent. 827 01:13:03,120 --> 01:13:03,997 What do you want? 828 01:13:04,200 --> 01:13:05,953 He's dead. 829 01:13:06,160 --> 01:13:08,152 - Who's dead? - Shh. Alberto's dead. 830 01:13:08,400 --> 01:13:09,834 Come quickly. 831 01:13:10,040 --> 01:13:12,316 - Oh, god. - Come on. 832 01:13:17,800 --> 01:13:20,235 Oh, my god. What have you done? 833 01:13:20,440 --> 01:13:21,430 Nothing. 834 01:13:21,640 --> 01:13:23,677 That's a pretty big nothing. 835 01:13:23,920 --> 01:13:26,913 We went to sleep last night and I didn't hear anything 836 01:13:27,120 --> 01:13:29,635 and when I woke up he was like this. It's awful. 837 01:13:29,880 --> 01:13:32,793 - What are we going to do? - We? 838 01:13:35,040 --> 01:13:37,111 Well, at least he died happy. 839 01:13:37,320 --> 01:13:38,993 Oh, god. 840 01:13:39,200 --> 01:13:41,556 There but for the grace of god go I. 841 01:13:43,120 --> 01:13:46,192 - We have to tell someone. - No. 842 01:13:46,440 --> 01:13:50,957 No, it's half past ten. The funeral's at 12. We're okay. 843 01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:54,232 I don't care. This is more important. 844 01:13:54,440 --> 01:13:57,000 Will you pull yourself together? Look, he's dead, 845 01:13:57,240 --> 01:13:59,118 and he wouldn't want us to make a fuss. 846 01:13:59,320 --> 01:14:00,595 I have to. 847 01:14:01,760 --> 01:14:03,433 I'm getting dressed. 848 01:14:15,320 --> 01:14:16,913 It's Helen Shelly, actually. 849 01:14:17,120 --> 01:14:18,554 He's just sleeping. Leave him alone. 850 01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:21,349 Don't exaggerate. 851 01:14:24,320 --> 01:14:27,916 Hmm, well, he had to go sometime. 852 01:14:28,120 --> 01:14:30,430 We all do, my dear, 853 01:14:30,640 --> 01:14:32,199 but not just yet. 854 01:14:41,240 --> 01:14:42,879 Hello! 855 01:14:58,480 --> 01:14:59,550 Yes, I'm really... I'm terribly sorry. 856 01:14:59,800 --> 01:15:01,473 I think he must have had a heart attack. 857 01:15:03,400 --> 01:15:06,632 Yes. I know. It's a terrible shock. 858 01:15:13,400 --> 01:15:14,550 Police? 859 01:15:15,440 --> 01:15:17,397 Is that necessary? 860 01:15:17,600 --> 01:15:18,795 See what've you done? 861 01:15:19,000 --> 01:15:20,400 There's nothing we can do about it now. 862 01:15:20,600 --> 01:15:22,000 Come on, I've got to get to this funeral. 863 01:15:22,240 --> 01:15:24,072 This is not all about you and your career. 864 01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:27,711 I didn't! 865 01:15:30,640 --> 01:15:33,838 Mum! I don't believe it, we found you. 866 01:15:34,040 --> 01:15:35,474 Christ, this is all we need. 867 01:15:35,680 --> 01:15:36,636 Stand your ground. 868 01:15:36,880 --> 01:15:38,314 What a nice surprise. 869 01:15:38,520 --> 01:15:41,319 - You've led us on a merry dance. - Where've you been, mum? 870 01:15:41,520 --> 01:15:43,989 She's been on holiday, with me. 871 01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:46,795 Excuse me? Who are you? 872 01:15:47,000 --> 01:15:48,150 Her friend. 873 01:15:48,360 --> 01:15:49,760 This is Helen Shelly. 874 01:15:49,960 --> 01:15:53,112 Remember, frank, the film "Morty and me?" 875 01:15:59,600 --> 01:16:02,798 Mom, are you ill? 876 01:16:03,000 --> 01:16:04,480 I'm really worried about you. 877 01:16:04,680 --> 01:16:06,114 - Can we go home now? - Yes, dad. 878 01:16:06,320 --> 01:16:07,356 I know. We're gonna go right now. 879 01:16:07,560 --> 01:16:09,040 - Right now? - Mum, let's go. 880 01:16:09,240 --> 01:16:12,233 - I need the lavatory first. - Right. Fine. 881 01:16:12,440 --> 01:16:14,671 Mum, get in the car, please. We'll be out in a minute. 882 01:16:14,920 --> 01:16:16,513 Come on, get out of here right now! 883 01:16:23,880 --> 01:16:25,314 Quick, we've got to get out of here. 884 01:16:25,560 --> 01:16:27,279 - I've got the car keys. - What? 885 01:16:27,520 --> 01:16:29,477 Yeah, listen, I have got to get to this funeral 886 01:16:29,680 --> 01:16:31,239 and I cannot go without you. 887 01:16:31,480 --> 01:16:33,790 But I can't leave, Helen. 888 01:16:34,000 --> 01:16:37,038 But surely you don't want to have to explain all of this to frank. Look. 889 01:16:37,280 --> 01:16:39,237 Listen to me, Prissie. I am begging you. 890 01:16:39,440 --> 01:16:41,079 You promised me. You promised that you'd help. 891 01:16:41,320 --> 01:16:44,154 I... I have to tell them what happened to Alberto. 892 01:16:44,360 --> 01:16:45,714 You did not kill Alberto. 893 01:16:45,920 --> 01:16:48,480 He was a sick old man and he died very happy. 894 01:16:48,680 --> 01:16:50,273 Now frank is not gonna go away. 895 01:16:50,480 --> 01:16:52,676 You can explain everything to him next time you see him, 896 01:16:52,920 --> 01:16:56,118 but right now I need you to get in this car and drive. 897 01:17:02,560 --> 01:17:04,756 Go on. 898 01:17:20,280 --> 01:17:22,237 I think I was falling in love with him. 899 01:17:24,360 --> 01:17:25,714 He'd asked me to come and live with him. 900 01:17:27,360 --> 01:17:29,750 That would have gone down well. 901 01:17:58,200 --> 01:17:59,111 Come on. 902 01:18:23,320 --> 01:18:26,870 Harry? Harry? 903 01:18:29,080 --> 01:18:31,640 Harry Schneider, are you deaf? 904 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:35,276 Yes? Do we know each other? 905 01:18:35,520 --> 01:18:37,796 I'll forget you said that. 906 01:18:38,000 --> 01:18:41,232 I'm so sorry. I have no idea who you are. 907 01:18:41,480 --> 01:18:43,392 Are you senile? 908 01:18:43,600 --> 01:18:44,511 I don't think so. 909 01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:46,234 She's Helen Shelly. 910 01:18:48,720 --> 01:18:51,918 Helen. My god. 911 01:18:52,160 --> 01:18:54,038 What the hell are you doing here? 912 01:18:54,240 --> 01:18:58,280 I need a job, harry. You owe me. 913 01:18:58,480 --> 01:19:01,917 Of course. Come round to the hotel after. 914 01:19:02,120 --> 01:19:04,396 - And then I'll see what I can do for you. - Yeah. 915 01:19:04,600 --> 01:19:06,910 - You'll set that up, right? - Sure. 916 01:19:07,120 --> 01:19:08,952 - Oh, what hotel? - Le Bereni. 917 01:19:09,160 --> 01:19:13,712 - Off the main square. - Okay. Thanks. 918 01:19:36,200 --> 01:19:39,477 Welcome. Uh... 919 01:19:39,680 --> 01:19:41,717 it's lovely to see you all here. 920 01:19:41,960 --> 01:19:44,555 I had planned to read a poem. 921 01:19:44,800 --> 01:19:48,316 Well, dad had planned for me to read it, 922 01:19:48,520 --> 01:19:53,515 but this morning somehow it just didn't feel right. 923 01:19:53,760 --> 01:19:58,277 So, um, I'm going a bit off piece, I'm afraid. 924 01:19:58,520 --> 01:19:59,476 Sorry, dad. 925 01:20:04,840 --> 01:20:10,552 Growing up with a famous director was an adventure. 926 01:20:10,760 --> 01:20:15,596 We all know that he could be a bit of a control freak, 927 01:20:15,800 --> 01:20:21,319 but we also know how funny and how loving he was, 928 01:20:21,520 --> 01:20:23,239 how loyal. 929 01:20:25,880 --> 01:20:29,840 The most important thing to dad was the story. 930 01:20:30,040 --> 01:20:35,832 How to tell a story that people would believe in, and would identify with. 931 01:20:41,520 --> 01:20:45,036 Him leaving us, has, um, 932 01:20:45,240 --> 01:20:47,880 prompted me to reflect on my own story, 933 01:20:48,080 --> 01:20:51,710 and how it could have been so different. 934 01:20:51,920 --> 01:20:56,153 But dad took hold of it and he made it something 935 01:20:56,360 --> 01:20:58,192 that I could believe in, 936 01:20:58,400 --> 01:21:04,431 into a very happy story and for that I am so grateful. 937 01:21:06,000 --> 01:21:11,120 So I just want to say, thank you, dad. 938 01:21:11,320 --> 01:21:17,271 Thank you for giving me a happy story, and um... 939 01:21:17,480 --> 01:21:20,279 Well, uh, that's it. 940 01:21:21,600 --> 01:21:23,159 Love you, dad. 941 01:21:49,560 --> 01:21:53,236 Lucy, I'm here for you. 942 01:21:55,840 --> 01:21:56,910 I'm your mother. 943 01:21:59,400 --> 01:22:01,073 Excuse me, madame, but you must leave. 944 01:22:01,280 --> 01:22:02,839 No. 945 01:22:03,040 --> 01:22:03,996 Yes, you must. 946 01:22:07,160 --> 01:22:10,119 I would like you to leave, please. 947 01:22:10,360 --> 01:22:14,149 I've come all this way just to see you. 948 01:22:14,400 --> 01:22:18,314 I just want to be here with you and Elena, 949 01:22:18,520 --> 01:22:21,080 if you let me. 950 01:22:21,280 --> 01:22:22,680 You're not my mother. 951 01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:27,917 Helen, she wants you to go. Come on. 952 01:22:28,120 --> 01:22:30,680 I am! 953 01:22:30,920 --> 01:22:33,435 How dare you? 954 01:22:33,640 --> 01:22:35,632 Go. 955 01:22:35,880 --> 01:22:37,997 Please leave. 956 01:22:44,080 --> 01:22:46,640 - I am. - Shh. 957 01:22:50,680 --> 01:22:52,512 - Cette dame-là. - Madame, madame! 958 01:22:52,720 --> 01:22:54,837 - We need you to come to police station. - Why? 959 01:22:55,040 --> 01:22:57,760 Were you with Alberto Rosetti in his hotel last night? 960 01:22:57,960 --> 01:23:00,191 - Uh... - mum, what have you done? 961 01:23:00,400 --> 01:23:05,759 Uh, no. Don't be ridiculous. It was me. 962 01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:07,753 Since when was sleeping with a man a crime? 963 01:23:08,000 --> 01:23:11,118 Since he died. Come with us, please. 964 01:23:12,880 --> 01:23:14,837 Don't worry, we'll find you! 965 01:23:15,040 --> 01:23:15,951 Come on, let's get in the car. 966 01:23:28,600 --> 01:23:30,910 So it was you who was with Alberto. 967 01:23:31,120 --> 01:23:32,236 Yes. 968 01:23:32,480 --> 01:23:34,836 And you had been with him all night. 969 01:23:35,040 --> 01:23:38,954 And he was fine when you went to bed. 970 01:23:39,200 --> 01:23:41,396 But when you woke up in the morning, 971 01:23:41,600 --> 01:23:44,911 he was on the floor, dead. 972 01:23:45,160 --> 01:23:46,196 Yes. 973 01:23:48,360 --> 01:23:50,079 That must have been a nasty shock. 974 01:23:52,720 --> 01:23:56,077 Okay, that is all for now. 975 01:23:56,280 --> 01:23:57,839 Thank you. 976 01:23:59,880 --> 01:24:01,917 Merci. 977 01:24:02,120 --> 01:24:04,589 I had nothing to do with this, you've got to let me go. 978 01:24:04,800 --> 01:24:07,110 I have a very, very important meeting to get to. 979 01:24:07,320 --> 01:24:08,993 Wait here, please. 980 01:24:09,200 --> 01:24:11,431 I've got to get a message to harry. 981 01:24:11,640 --> 01:24:13,040 I can't believe you lied to me. 982 01:24:13,240 --> 01:24:14,913 Oh yeah, well, okay, get over it. 983 01:24:15,120 --> 01:24:16,839 Why didn't you tell me? 984 01:24:17,040 --> 01:24:19,236 Oh, please, give me a break. 985 01:24:19,440 --> 01:24:20,794 But you might have had a chance 986 01:24:21,000 --> 01:24:22,798 if you hadn't gate crashed her father's funeral. 987 01:24:23,000 --> 01:24:26,471 I didn't plan on standing up there. 988 01:24:26,680 --> 01:24:30,879 But unlike you, I was actually moved to do something. 989 01:24:31,120 --> 01:24:32,998 If she doesn't want to know, I get that. 990 01:24:33,200 --> 01:24:35,078 I can see that she's better off without me, 991 01:24:35,280 --> 01:24:36,794 but at least I tried. 992 01:24:37,000 --> 01:24:41,677 - What do you mean? - Oh, "I think I love him, 993 01:24:41,880 --> 01:24:44,315 he's asked me to live with him." 994 01:24:44,520 --> 01:24:46,000 Oh, really pathetic. 995 01:24:46,200 --> 01:24:48,635 I've never heard anything so deluded. 996 01:24:48,840 --> 01:24:50,672 Thank god the old man snuffed it 997 01:24:50,880 --> 01:24:52,758 before you had a chance to make even more of a fool of yourself. 998 01:24:52,960 --> 01:24:54,440 Stop it! Please! 999 01:24:54,640 --> 01:24:56,871 I'm just telling you the truth, but you can't take it. 1000 01:24:57,080 --> 01:25:01,472 The truth is that you are a deeply unpleasant and selfish woman 1001 01:25:01,680 --> 01:25:05,230 who cares for nobody except herself. 1002 01:25:05,440 --> 01:25:08,080 Oh, god, if only I had another chance with George. 1003 01:25:08,280 --> 01:25:11,637 You had yours with your child and you blew it. 1004 01:25:13,520 --> 01:25:18,276 Hm. Fine friend you turned out to be. 1005 01:25:19,960 --> 01:25:22,475 I'm not your friend. 1006 01:25:28,440 --> 01:25:29,954 What the hell is going on, mum? 1007 01:25:30,160 --> 01:25:31,913 Where is madame Shelly? 1008 01:25:32,120 --> 01:25:33,110 Uh, dans la toilette. 1009 01:25:33,320 --> 01:25:35,437 Oh, okay, well, you can both go. 1010 01:25:36,280 --> 01:25:37,475 - Really? - Yes. 1011 01:25:37,680 --> 01:25:39,717 He had a heart attack, as we thought. 1012 01:25:39,920 --> 01:25:41,877 His assistant called me. 1013 01:25:42,080 --> 01:25:46,120 He was very ill. I think you made him happy. 1014 01:25:47,720 --> 01:25:51,430 He was a great man. You will tell your friend. 1015 01:25:52,800 --> 01:25:55,759 - Yes. - Good luck. 1016 01:26:37,480 --> 01:26:38,675 Hello. 1017 01:26:38,920 --> 01:26:41,560 Is harry Schneider here? 1018 01:26:41,800 --> 01:26:43,951 Mm, he's checked out. 1019 01:26:47,080 --> 01:26:49,390 Oh. Thank you. 1020 01:26:52,280 --> 01:26:54,317 Hey, hey! You! Where's harry? 1021 01:26:54,560 --> 01:26:57,234 I'm afraid he had to leave on urgent business. 1022 01:26:57,480 --> 01:26:58,675 Don't lie to me. 1023 01:26:58,880 --> 01:27:00,394 We're so sorry not to be able to meet up. 1024 01:27:00,600 --> 01:27:01,954 Here's our card. 1025 01:27:02,160 --> 01:27:03,992 He said, make sure you come visit in L. A. 1026 01:27:04,200 --> 01:27:07,830 Come by. Have a cup of tea. He's a big fan. 1027 01:27:17,640 --> 01:27:20,519 Why did you come here? 1028 01:27:21,760 --> 01:27:23,592 To meet you. 1029 01:27:23,840 --> 01:27:25,672 Not to get a job? 1030 01:27:32,880 --> 01:27:35,600 I wanted to see if you were okay. 1031 01:27:35,800 --> 01:27:40,636 And you are, you're... you're wonderful. 1032 01:27:40,840 --> 01:27:43,878 Oh, you did so much better without me. 1033 01:27:45,760 --> 01:27:49,356 I knew that Jerry would look after you. 1034 01:27:49,560 --> 01:27:52,678 But I just want you to know that... 1035 01:27:52,880 --> 01:27:54,360 Well, that there hasn't been a single day 1036 01:27:54,560 --> 01:27:57,234 that I haven't thought about you. 1037 01:27:59,120 --> 01:28:03,637 And I... and I just want to say I'm sorry. 1038 01:28:04,800 --> 01:28:06,200 I'm sorry. 1039 01:29:52,480 --> 01:29:55,359 I don't feel well. 1040 01:29:58,920 --> 01:30:03,073 - Do you need a doctor? - No. 1041 01:30:03,280 --> 01:30:07,194 I need to go home, with my wife. 1042 01:30:09,240 --> 01:30:14,031 Frank, I'm... I'm sorry I've caused all this fuss. 1043 01:30:14,240 --> 01:30:15,356 We'll be home soon. 1044 01:30:19,520 --> 01:30:21,751 What's wrong with you, then? Huh? 1045 01:30:26,040 --> 01:30:28,077 Get off, you're squashing me. 1046 01:30:32,160 --> 01:30:36,632 Why did you have to make such a spectacle of yourself jumping into the sea? 1047 01:30:36,840 --> 01:30:37,990 You could have killed yourself. 1048 01:30:38,240 --> 01:30:39,356 I had to. 1049 01:30:42,640 --> 01:30:46,236 It doesn't bring George back, though, does it? 1050 01:30:47,400 --> 01:30:50,154 - No, but... - but nothing. 1051 01:30:53,600 --> 01:30:56,240 Pass me my shoes. 1052 01:30:57,520 --> 01:30:58,954 My shoes. 1053 01:31:07,480 --> 01:31:09,199 Where are you going now? 1054 01:31:09,440 --> 01:31:11,716 I'll see you downstairs. 1055 01:31:43,000 --> 01:31:44,036 What's this? 1056 01:31:49,840 --> 01:31:51,513 You guys can talk to the writer. 1057 01:31:51,720 --> 01:31:53,598 I think at this point we gotta sit down with the writer. 1058 01:31:53,800 --> 01:31:55,359 Otherwise it's not gonna work out. 1059 01:31:57,600 --> 01:31:59,671 - No... - Mr. Schneider. 1060 01:31:59,880 --> 01:32:02,475 Mr. Schneider, I'm sorry to bother you like this. 1061 01:32:02,680 --> 01:32:06,037 Hold on a minute. Yes, hello. Do I know you? 1062 01:32:06,240 --> 01:32:07,390 Who is she talking to? 1063 01:32:07,600 --> 01:32:09,637 I'm a friend of Helen Shelly. 1064 01:32:09,840 --> 01:32:11,593 Did she manage to make contact with you? 1065 01:32:11,800 --> 01:32:16,352 Thank god, no. Frankly, I hope she does us all a big favor 1066 01:32:16,560 --> 01:32:18,438 and disappears back where she came from. 1067 01:32:18,640 --> 01:32:20,393 - Oh. - Drive. 1068 01:32:25,960 --> 01:32:27,633 The sooner we get you home, the better. 1069 01:32:27,840 --> 01:32:29,194 Mum? 1070 01:32:29,400 --> 01:32:32,552 What... what are you doing? Get back in. 1071 01:32:32,760 --> 01:32:34,240 I need to find my friend. 1072 01:32:34,480 --> 01:32:36,597 - Don't be ridiculous. Get back here. - Frank. 1073 01:32:36,800 --> 01:32:40,191 There's something I want to say to you. 1074 01:32:40,400 --> 01:32:43,472 I'm sorry George died when he was with me, 1075 01:32:43,680 --> 01:32:47,640 but it wasn't my fault. 1076 01:32:47,840 --> 01:32:49,433 And I don't want to try and bring him back, 1077 01:32:49,640 --> 01:32:51,472 I know that's not possible. 1078 01:32:51,680 --> 01:32:56,596 I just want to remember him for the beautiful boy that he was. 1079 01:32:56,840 --> 01:33:02,393 And over these past few days, I've realized how... 1080 01:33:02,600 --> 01:33:05,832 how miserable my life has been 1081 01:33:06,040 --> 01:33:09,317 and I want to enjoy the rest of it, 1082 01:33:09,560 --> 01:33:11,756 so I intend to do that, 1083 01:33:11,960 --> 01:33:14,236 starting right now. 1084 01:33:14,480 --> 01:33:16,199 No, no, stay there, sweetheart. 1085 01:33:21,040 --> 01:33:22,394 I'm fine. 1086 01:33:24,280 --> 01:33:27,796 I love you very much and you'll always be my best girl. 1087 01:33:30,480 --> 01:33:31,880 I'll be all right. 1088 01:33:32,120 --> 01:33:33,236 Wait. 1089 01:33:38,360 --> 01:33:40,272 Oh, frank. 1090 01:33:42,880 --> 01:33:43,996 Thank you. 1091 01:33:48,480 --> 01:33:50,073 I'm sorry. 1092 01:33:53,640 --> 01:33:55,393 Will you come home now? 1093 01:33:57,240 --> 01:33:58,390 No. 1094 01:35:31,240 --> 01:35:32,594 Helen? 1095 01:37:23,640 --> 01:37:26,155 Helen? 1096 01:37:33,960 --> 01:37:37,749 I saw her again at the hotel. 1097 01:37:40,280 --> 01:37:44,718 I said I was sorry but she... 1098 01:37:44,960 --> 01:37:48,670 she didn't want... she didn't want to know. 1099 01:37:51,400 --> 01:37:54,120 I just wanted to see her again before... 1100 01:37:56,400 --> 01:37:59,313 Before it's too late. 1101 01:38:04,440 --> 01:38:06,397 I've left frank. 1102 01:38:27,640 --> 01:38:29,074 What now? 1103 01:38:29,280 --> 01:38:30,077 Well, I don't know about you, 1104 01:38:30,280 --> 01:38:33,557 but I fancy a little drive. 1105 01:38:33,800 --> 01:38:35,837 - Come on, my friend. - Yeah. 1106 01:38:36,305 --> 01:38:42,567 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 76846

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