Original subtitles

''O Mary, of the world,''

''Messiah, protect us''

''From that day there is union of man and woman, in this earth by My wish''

''You must go on the path shown by Marthoma,''

in your whole life''

''Didn't you see in the camphor-pandal''

''A girl lovelier than a champak flower''

''she has come to the camphor-pandal''

''smiling and spreading new light.''

''Arranging the cosmetics, adorning and beautifying the girl,''

''spreading white and black sheets,''

''The women made her sit there''

''All the people who came there tell that''

''There is no other girl so beautiful in the world''

''Didn't you see in the camphor-pandal''

''A girl lovelier than a champak flower''

''she has come to the camphor-pandal''

''smiling and spreading new light.''

Did you see my child? Give me that!

shucks! Not mixed with water, ah!!

''Why are the girls' lotus hands covered with henna?''

''Tell, friend''

''God has given Eve this henna to atone for the sin committed by her long back''

''You hear, friend''

''To keep off all evils, women should apply this''

''While telling the greatness of the way of Marthoma,''

''Feeding her milk rice, performing the customary rites''

''And celebrating, people should alsojoin the prayer''

''Forgiving the mistakes''

''she has come. - Didn't you see?''

''Annamma, why are you standing like this, thinking something, girl?''

''No mother, nothing, l just stood, thinking''

''lt is because l stood thinking like this,''

''That l gave birth to you before marriage''

''This is not that time, mother''

''We are clever women''

''However clever the girls are,

men will make them eat raw mangoes and disappear''

''My mother.

Annamma.''

Drink, Come on drink

Telling not to add water.

''Tomorrow is the day God has ordained for the girl''

''Her wedding chain - a shining lovely wedding chain''

''Taking seven threads from her wedding dress and twisting them together''

''Her thali should be strung on it''

''When the chanting voices rise in the lanes,''

''Let us praise the Lord, telling thanks.''

''Then Mary's kindness should be praised''

''For living together life-long,''

''Get off-springs and a good life''

''Didn't you see in the camphor-pandal''

''A girl lovelier than a champak flower''

''she has come to the camphor-pandal''

''smiling and spreading new light.''

''Arranging the cosmetics,''

''Adorning and beautifying the girl,''

''spreading white and black sheets,''

''The women made her sit there''

''All the people who came there tell that''

''There is no other girl so beautiful in the world''

What this? Hold like this

Let me see.

O Jio! When did you come?

What about the others?

Oh...they'd reach at the time of food, right?

Daddy, this is Jio! My college..

How are you? Do you drink, Jio?

-No.. -Uncle

Where is he?

l'm also looking for him only. Come.

Did you get anything to drink?

No? Then, wait.

Hello James!

Neetu, you must come with me right away.

Have the feast and go.

Neetu, please.

Don't create any scene here, please!

After thinking over it deeply, l've taken this decision.

Be practical!

l didn't say you are bad!

But this is a very good proposal, which l can't ever dream about.

Then, why should l choose you?

Will you please get away from here?

-Neetu dear! - Yes!

''From that day there is union of man and woman, in this earth by My wish''

''You must go on the path shown by Marthoma,

in your whole life''

''From that day there is union of man and woman, in this earth by My wish''

''You must go on the path shown by Marthoma,

in your whole life''

When time comes, l'm destined to come here only, ain't l mother?

What?

Well, Job in Australian Embassy, three and half lakhs salary...

Ultimately will you dump me and go away with him?

PAlTHAL MAZHA, sUlClDE POlNT, 1 KM

This suicide is not for a silly girl!

My suicide is an unlawful killing!

Killer is not a single person, but many!

My suicide is the answer to their thousands of questions.

My villagers used to address me as KATTAPANAYlL RlTHlK ROsHAN,

there is also a reason for that.

To know that, you should know about my father, first!

KATTAPANA sURENDRAN!

My father suren, a hardcore fan of Jayan reaches amidst the Kattapana people,

who had till then admired actors sathyan and Naseer!

lf you want it for 3 Rs, stand in queue, and buy the ticket!

Pay me Rs.5!

Come on Pay..Pay.

Rs 3 ticket for 5 Rs!

How can you get away like that?!

Knife is not a toy to play with!

lf not handled with care, blood will come out!

May be we are poor!

Coolies!

Trolly pullers!

But..We are not beggars!

lnfluenced by Jayan's role in Angadi film as Union Worker,

My father who was a farmer stopped farming and became a Union worker!

lf you dare to say that word once more..

Let it be the last time..

lf you dare to say that word once more,

l will put out your bloody tongue!

Why are you telling this to us?!

He is a crazy fan of Jayan! No wonder!

What is the problem?

Our Naxalite Chandran will be out today. - Eh!

-You a Naxalite? - Hmm!

-l mean You? - Yeah!

shucks

When l'm attempting a re-entry, why do you scorn at me?

Not that, still how did you become a Naxalite?

A handicapped man walking on the bridge? Oh No!

Bro, please sit on my scooter. l'll drop you wherever you want to go

No brother, ! l'll go myself.

Don't deny please!

God gave me such comforts for helping people like you.

Please come.

lt was not necessary!

O God! l am pleased

Where were you going in this sunny afternoon?

For doing this holy deed, l will not go unrewarded by God!

Am l right, brother?

-Bro, please stop. -Ok!

Long live Naxalbari, Boss move quickly or else Police will catch us.

BOss!!

Leave it! Doesn't matter.

NO

Don't touch me!

My body has become septic of beatings!

Actor Jayan falls to death from the helicopter,

during the shooting of film Kollilakkam!

suren...

Jayan is gone, Chandra!

l don't want to live in this world where Jayan is not there.

l'm also going to die.

What are you talking suren?

Prove your love not my dying!

Live like Jayan and show the world

You can do it!

Hereafter you're the actor Jayan of Malayalam Cinema!

Junior Jayan!

OMG! Did l say anything wrong?

Ok, then as said! see you then

We'll meet again in the screen!

-Come back as actor Jayan! - Ok!

For filling the absence of Jayan in Malayalam film industry,

my father boarded the bus to Madras, with everyone's blessings.

see this!

Though there is ample space to even sleep in the bus,

see the way he hangs behind like Jayan!

From tomorrow onwards in Kattapana santosh Talkies..

..BHEEMAN - 3 shows!

starring Junior Jayan, Raghu, and your other favorite film actors!

Come and see!

As Bheeman arrived to fill the absence of Jayan,

Henceforth, Arjunan, Nakulan, sahadevan, and surendran will not be needed anymore!

Guys, look, here comes Kattapana Jayan!

Went like Jayan and came back like Jaggu?!

Are Prem Nazir and sheela, doing well?

You can never become Jayan!

Don't tarnish the image of Kattapana people!

Aspiring to become an actor!

sTOP lT!

lt's true! l couldn't become an Actor!

l couldn't become anything!

But l'm saying this for all to hear

l will definitely make my son an actor!

An actor who will be coveted by everyone

An excellent artist and a hero who has lots of fans!

Watch! This is my words!

Even though he challenged people, my father wasn't even married that time!

Hence my father was determined to marry a beautiful girl..

..for giving birth to a handsome actor!

For that he dressed up again

Your good name?

seema!

seema!!

Now eat this

No, l don't want.

Or eat this.

At least eat this!

l don't want

You must eat. lt's not for you, but for our son!

For our future hero!

This is enough for me.

This Black Jamuns!

This Black Jamun?!

GOVERNMENT HOsPlTAL, KATTAPANA

Keep this blade, son!

-What for? -You are not supposed to bite nails

ln front of the Kattapana Govt. hospital labour room,

My father was not waiting for his son..

But a complete hero, for Malayala Cinema!

Oh no! Power cut! Good omen!

-surendran -lt's me only!

A baby boy!

Let me also have a glimpse of the future super star of Malayalam Cinema!

Hey you, little darkie!

This has become like the film of Jayan!

Kari Puranda Jeevithangal( Darker side of life)

Father had forgotten about Mother's death so quickly!

He was completely busy in making me a film actor!

You are smart!

Belt should've been a little broader!!

Doesn't matter. Let's buy a new one.

Clear away the people from the bridge! Time for the shot!

Please ask them to move!

What is your son's name?

Krishnan Nair!

This child's?

Yes! Actor Jayan's real name was Krishnan Nair!

We call him Kichu at home.

Does he know to ride a cycle?

No?

He knows!

But he says no!

Not in water, only at the shore!

No father, l..

Look straight and ride!

l don't want to learn Cycling!

Only if you learn cycling, you can act in films!

l don't want to act in films.

Look straight and ride!

l'm scared.

straight..straight..Look straight and ride.

-Ouch! - Oh no!

son!

-Let me see.. - Leave me

Didn't l tell you l don't want to act in films?

Leave me.

Blood is oozing from your forehead!

son!

Teacher!

Krishnan's father has come. He asked Krishnan to come to the office room.

Krishnan, stand up.

Which Krishnan?

Black Krishnan!

silence!

ls this is the way to address a child?

Can't you add his initial and tell?

Child's father himself said Black Krishnan and not me!

-Needlessly pouncing on me! - silence! silence!

Even when this whole world made fun of me,

Not in my wildest dream l thought my father would address me so!

Hello, l'm Dasappan!

King!

Come, let's play.

Move..l'll decide. Give me the garland.

This Prince...for this Princess!

Uh no! l don't want this wild Prince.

Or this Princess. she is enough.

l don't want him!

-This Prince only. - l don't want this Prince, please.

You put the garland.

l don't want this darkie.

Only when a woman tells the weakness of a man,

we realize it's a big weakness !

Yes sir!

l asked for a face apt for the hero's childhood!

But this face is full of cuts and marks!

Can't it be removed with makeup, sir?

-l actually need a cute child. - Ok sir.

send away these people!

We will go, sir.

-Was he selected in Cinema? - No...

l don't think it will work out.

l dropped that idea.

Only getting disgraced before people!

l don't think he will be able to do that!

Correct! At least now you regained your senses!

lsn't he a small kid? How can you make a small grasshopper carry a cement sack?

He can't...its tough!

He'll only puff and cough!

Give him a good education

People who are teasing now..

will one day...

surely clap for him!

Buddy, Maths sir is coming...Disperse!

stay there! Coming to school for playing labels?

stretch your hand!

l'm warning you...

Henceforth, if anyone brings labels to the class, l will rip your thighs!

Go and sit.

As you caught me, l got something to tell you

What?

Not only with me, Dasappan is also having lot of labels!

Where are the labels?

Here!

Only this much!

That is Kumesh's specs, sir!

Let me see what you're going to show in tomorrow exams!

Go and sit.

Why l have to show in exam? Won't be enough if l write?

Have you learnt anything? l know nothing!

Even after bunking classes, jumping off the gates and doing all mischief,

But finally when exam comes

there will be one among the friends, who'll surely score full marks in exams!

And can you guess who that is among our group?

Who is that?

shucks, if there was a rope, l would've hanged myself to death right away.

Got 2 pens with you?

Lend me one, please.

Got 2 pens?

Got 2 pens, Viji?

Do you have? Got 2 pens? Gosh! sir!

Got 2 pens?

2 pens, please?

Hello, 2 pens?

At least you? show me your box!

Please save me, O Jesus, Lord shiva and Allah!

sir, Paper!

sir, got another question paper?

l don't know anything in this!

sit down!

May this Classroom burn down to ashes!

Give me the answer sheet!

Your answer sheet!

You!!

This school expects 100% results!

And you are the only threat for that!

Eh! What is this?

see! Diagram of Kidney for Maths Exam!

Excellent!

You don't have any other talents! At least try to concentrate on studies!

silence! Won't let me copy also?

You!

Why the hell are you coming to school?

For the sake of free meals, you come here with bags!

Never even think of studying!

Hmm! Go!

3 out of 50!

Where is that friend who scores full marks in spite doing all mischief?

Not for Christmas exams, he scores only for annual exams, you Dog!

Get out!

Earlier also, one party approached me for shooting.

But l denied!

Ah! You are out of the class as usual!

Good morning!

Who was the music director? same tune all over!

Teacher, don't you know him?

Of course! Director Ajaykumar sir, right?

l'm here with a good news.

Maths sir kicked the bucket?

The shooting of his next Cinema will be in our school!

so, Children who are interested to act, please give your names to him.

Hi!

How many of you wish to act in this?

Hey buddy..stand up buddy.

Why the hell?

Hmm..He is right!

Let's watch!

saw my child? O my baby! Where are you, dear?

snake have pits to live...

Nancy, to part away, what wrong did you do?

if you feel guilty, you may go! That'll be better!

Eating 4 times a day, the left-overs and stools of Mohan Thomas...

None of them are fit for our role!

There is!

The boy standing over there!

Eh! Who?

You!

Me?!

You are selected.

Oh no!

Come...get down.

Hmm..get down.

Cut it!

Good job, my boy!

Excellent performance! Perfect timing!

1st take itself is OK! smart boy!

This is the 1st appreciation in my life time!

My boy...!

People who only used to mock or make fun of me, applauded me that day!

Hats off my boy!

Have you watched the film acted by suren's son?

Though just one scene, he rocked the show!

He lives in Vellankudil!

l know. During temple fest, he was after me only.

-But l didn't mind him. - As if!

Good to have a film actor from this town!

Hmm! Here goes the film actor!

-People are smiling at you! - Hmm, l noticed.

Don't mind them!

Hello, film actor!

O my God! Please come...have tea and go.

Heard his call?!

Do Cinema actors like us need to step into local tea shops?

Please come.

Needn't get up, please! We are simple people!

Are you playing here when an actor comes!

What did you earn from Cinema?

-Were you paid anything? - Hmm, yes!

lt's too hot! Drink without burning your lips!

Heard hugging and kissing scenes are original, is it true?

-No! Camera tricks! - Camera tricks, is it?

And those who are eating here strongly say it's original!

l long back heard people saying it's film tricks!

Ratheesh...wake up..Ratheesh.. Why do you sleep like this? Wake up!

Are you sleeping inside the glass house for a week?

-Dude! - Hmm!

-Don't l have a face cut of Hrithik Roshan? - Eh!

Don't l look like Hrithik Roshan?

Come again!

Don't l resemble Hrithik Roshan?

Let's go! Any need of it?

O my lad! You are the Hrithik Roshan of Kattapana!

Absolutely! Come on, rock dude!

Wait and see! Your dream will surely come true!

After a couple of films, he will also become a Hero!

10 YEARs LATER

Thief!

Catch him!

Thief...Thief!

Cut it!

Keep the shot in opposite direction.

l shall have a cup of tea and come.

Car coming scene..

You are very smart! Perfect timing! Excellent performance!

Correct thief, is it?

l'm going. Why needlessly die giving more expressions?

Hey, Thief!

Even in this, my role is a thief!

since many years l have been doing the same role!

Apart from pick pocket, robbery etc, don't you have any other decent roles to give me?

Don't you know about Cinema?

lf one performs police role excellently, then he will do the same role in all films.

Even their character names will not be changed.

Haven't you heard, Constable Kuttampillai, Maid Janu,

One who absconds from the village and returns is Unni!

This is the condition of our Cinema.

Don't say, because of my appearance..

l've been selected for the role of a thief always!

Even Rajnikanth, Dhanush and sreenivasan have the same appearance of mine!

But they know how to act!

Oh! so you are teasing me

Won't you understand what l say?

Don't get het up, please.

No! l'm not. This is my tone!

l've hinted about you to Aravind sir. lt'll be done. Go hopefully!

Where do l go and get the certificate for the pug?

Bro, in Aravind sir's film, l hope l'm the Hero!

-You!! - With makeup..

You understand one thing!

However much paint a rickshaw, it won't become a BMW!

l know you are not angry. lt's your tone, right!

l'm really angry now.

This will never happen. Heard what l said!

Oh, started?

Don't turn me into a Naxalite again!

lf you try to lock horn with me, then l will become a bad person!

What did you say? Tell me!

l will settle her right, today!

Tell me what did you say?

-Father, its 20 yrs since you married my mother! - Oh!

still not able to understand what mother says!

As if she is able to understand what l say!

You married her knowing that she is dumb, right?

Hoping there shouldn't be any problem or commotion in marriage life,

l looked out for a dumb, and finally got married.

But l wasn't aware she will abuse me with her sign language!

What does she say now?.

she says, you didn't marry her for that reason!

Who will marry a person beat to a pulp by policemen?

Mother was telling you about uncle coming home on sunday!

Let him come, father!

No! You are not aware of your uncle!

During the time to disperse Kattapana market

he bought rotten sardines for Rs.10.

When a Cat took one of the sardines,

he ran 5 kms chasing the Cat,

caught hold of it, laid it down, tickled on its stomach,

and forced the Cat to vomit the sardine.

And then took away that sardine home and cooked Curry, your bloody Uncle!!

My filthy Co- brother!

What was she telling me now?.

says, Uncle will surely be coming home.

You can get away if you can't tolerate him!

What did you say?

l'll punch your face!

Oh no!

Let my co-brother come home! Let your brother also come.

Let his father-in-law also come!

TO BECOME A WORLD KNOWN FlLM sTAR

LOVE AND MARRY A BEAUTlFUL WOMAN!

However much l try to make him ugly, he still looks glamorous!

O Manichetta, Dhanushetta, Rajnichettayi!

seeing you people only, l got into this!

Please protect me!

A wish alone can't make a person an actor!

l know sir.

A for Acting, C for Concentration, T for Timing.

l have read and understood all that.

Reading is also good.

For becoming a Best actor, you need to have lots of life experience!

You need good observation!

Observe the people around us.

Not added Badam?

Labor worker is little lazy of late!

Even if you possess all this, you need willpower

lf you have decided to become an Actor, then you will be!

Won't be enough if we alone think about that?

You people also should think!

Dasappa, l've started! Okay.

Hey...good morning.

Thinking that you are going for a good cause, l didn't call you from behind.

Best sight! You are my 1st sight today!

lnstead you could have called me from behind!

Going where?

Adimali! There is a shooting!

By this Bullet?

l will park this bullet at Dasappan's home and go by Benz!

Why don't you put on the shirt in which l did embroidery!

You will definitely get a chance if you put on that!

That palm leaves design shirt?

-Palm leaves?! - Hmm!

That was Peacock feather design!

Oh my Kani! Your feather is a total flop!

l will get a chance even if l don't wear your embroidery! You go!

As if you'll get a chance with this face of yours?!

As if you are glamorous!

Aren't you wearing these braces for a long time?

When are you laying the foundation?

But, l don't want to act in cinema!

lt is you who keep telling this dialogue, ''l'll become a hero soon!''

To become a hero all of a sudden, l'm not Mammooty's son!

A Coolie's son!

Only Dulquer's father was a Cinema actor!

But Mammooty's father was not a Cinema actor!

Bro, is it okay?

Everything Okay! You look very handsome!

Anything missing?

Hey, nothing at all!

Come on Next! Cutting or shaving?

-Cutting! -Look bro, carefully

Everything is okay, man!

This was started at 8 '0 clock!

Auspicious time may elapse! Go quickly to the Wedding hall.

Bro, l am going to marry for the 1st time.

Videography is also there. That's why!

Bro, nasal hair is visible!

shucks! sickening fellow! Where?

Hell with his nose..!

Oh my God!

l'll make it alright!

lt's ok now.

What's that?

A red sandalwood facial!

Now he became handsome!

ls Golden facial pack available? - No!

Best Papaya facial is available. But it will cost Rs.1500

-Rs.1500? -Yes

Only if you wish to become fair!

l will arrange the money and come on saturday.

By then, Crow will peck off the facial!

Even otherwise, what's the use of doing facial to him?

Where is this Hrithik Roshan of Kattapana going?

To dig your grandma's grave!

People who are suitable only for tapping rubber going after Cinema?

To tarnish the reputation of Kattapana!

Bro, 2 Ratheesh, please!

-What? - 2 Ratheesh please!

O my God!

What's up?

Got any job?

Don't go after cinema unnecessarily!

Try to attend any test and get into some job.

Oh sis, l am also doing the same job what shahrukh Khan and salman Khan are doing!

Whether shahrukh Khan or Amitabh Bachan..

lf they seek proposal for my daughter,

l will reject if they have no government job!

Let shahrukh Khan come here without a Government job..

Government Job for shahrukh Khan?!

-Acha(Father) - No! English!

Oh sorry daddy! ln maths, what do you mean by LCM and HCF!

Tell me in Malayalam!!

l'm asking what this is!

shut up, you lad!

l haven't seen anybody come up in life after learning all this.

l watched your cinema on TVyesterday.

Good!

But you are a thief in that also!

Mohanlal was conferred a title Colonel because of his Colonel role in 3 films!

similarly will you also be conferred with the title ''Thief''

l like frankincense!

That doesn't mean you can smoke it under my butt!

Don't you have any otherjob! Needlessly chatting with him!

Can't you wash my vehicle meantime?

l warned you several times not to tease him!

lf you dare tease him again,

l will put your picture in some troll talks.

They will expose you in Facebook and Whatsapp and ruin you!

shall l?

shall l?

Mother, l'm leaving.

Though your dad is a complete failure, he is really innocent

lnnocent! Considering mother, l don't beat him!

l could've planted some plantains instead!

8 or 16?

What?

The task!

You will take me somewhere! Not sure whether it's of 8 or 16!

shut up!

Which lucky person is going to marry her?

lt's said, each one's name is engraved on each grain!

But l'm not sure whether it's engraved on the ration rice!

Oh you were mocking me!

Whatever be the Celebration, only people's way is blocked!

What is the function there?

That Giridhar! He is being felicitated here for receiving an award.

Handsome, right?

How glamorous he is!

lt may be done in photoshop, buddy!

As you are not envious, it's not an issue.

While playing Chess, is so much seriousness needed in the face?

ln this game alone, all others are Kshatriyas and King alone a Christian!

Look, there is a Cross on head!

Get off! Don't create a communal friction. Get off from here!

Can you get your name changed this year at least?

Oh l'm tired of walking up and down the Government offices!

Are you mad, sasi?

What is wrong with the name sAsl?

Only a name apt for your face can be christened!

No, l must change my name.

The Mimicry artists and Film people ridicules the name sasi

so l'm not able to face the people.

My son only acts as a thief but not fleeces like you do to your boss! You thief!

Any need of getting het up with the driver?

Not only my son, here sathyan, Naseer, Mammooty, Mohanlal..

...and also Jayan acted as a thief!

But they acted in other roles also. Not only a thief's role!

Check!

shucks! Task for horse!

see! Even Horse has got a task! Ask him to look out for some job.

Everything will be fine! He has just started!

Yes, only 10 yrs right?

shouldn't he get a good role?

He will get only a suitable role for his appearance

All his earnings are spent on Fair & Lovely to make him fair!

To make him fair, you need to peel off his skin.

As you are fatherless, l am not calling you by names!

l like his role with Mammooty.

But he did not act in Mamooty films.

-He did! - He didn't!

-l've watched! - Which movie?

-Bet? -How much?

-For one lakh rupees - say something possible!

- For Rs.100! -Okay

Come on! Bet!

l see! Father doesn't know son's film?

How's it possible? They love each other that much!

They never talk to each other.

Have you seen us not talking with each other?

No!

-Then? -How

l haven't seen you both talking with each other!

This is not the way to play.

Load has reached! Come fast.

Move quickly.

Aren't you coming?

lf l also come to unload, who will take care of the Chess board?

see how it is displaced!

People like you bring shame to the labour class!

so you've realized, Comrade!

lf you flourish, your family will flourish.

lf your family flourishes, then this Country will flourish.

lf Country flourishes, then it means World has flourished!

World means, it would include Pakistan, right?

Yes!

Pakistan needn't flourish in my hardwork.

Long Live Mother lndia!

O my God! Who will assemble this now?.

-Do you know anyone here? -You come, dude!

Where?

-Wish to meet Arun Gopan sir! -Not possible!

l will meet him and be back soon.

Get lost

l'm also working in films!

Even the people standing there act in films! Move away.

Hello Kichu, ''Full-time thief'' Come here!

so Full-time passerby and goons are also here?

Needn't make fun of me calling Passerby!

l received the award for Best Passerby last year!

lf you have a doubt, check Facebook! You will see!

You met Arun sir?

Will they let us inside?! They look scary!

Brother, How much money you get per day to stand angrily?

You have any work?

What? l'm full-time busy!

Running from one location to another!

Yeah... Deadly race!

He goes to one location. No chance there and...

Then, runs to another location..

Thus, he keep on running!

There is no location without this full-time constable!

Lying to me?

O lad! For over 30 years l've been doing this Police role!

lf l was a real police, l would've retired by now.

Don't get type-cast. You will be at risk.

l'm going to put an end to this goon role!

l've got a chance in Tamil film lndustry as District Collector.

ln fact that role was cast for Arvind swamy!

What a big liar !!

No, l swear.

Where the hell are they looking? My vehicle's side might have damaged!

How dare he...don't spare him, Dasappan.

Where does he looks and drive?

l'm going to take him to task today.

lsn't that Director James Antony sir?

so? He is not a James Bond, to drive like this.

What is he doing here in Kattapana?

May be he has come to enjoy with his family!

lf l get a chance in his film, my life is settled!

Approach him then.

Not now. His family is with him.

lt is better to ask when he is with his family!

He can't refuse in front of his family if you ask for a chance.

And he'll never forget you also!

He may not like!

O my dude! Take this ...

as a blessing in disguise!

You will definitely get a chance. Mark my words!

Has my prediction ever gone wrong?

You go and ask for chance. Go, dude!

Come on go

sir!

Ok sir.

l need divorce.

What the ...

Don't be too silly, Jessy!

Don't you know it's a part of my profession?

Yes, l know. That's why l said. l need divorce.

For God's sake, she is my friend. That's all!

Friend?!l was also your friend.

James, stop this!

Don't play a drama before me! l know everything.

O God!

sir, l will act excellently!

What?

Though l did small roles in many films, l acted well

sir, lf you give me a chance in your next film, l will rock!

Who the hell are you?

Do you have common sense, idiot?

We film makers are also ordinary human beings

having a home, family and all issues

No one tries to understand that!

Problems in Profession because of Family..

..and problems in family because of Profession!

Nobody tries to understand that.

Amidst that he is approaching for a bloody chance!

Not only in my film, you will never get a chance in the Malayalam film industry also.

Understand!

Who does not wish for happiness? But need to pay a big price for it!

Get out!

There is something called sensibility!

A person at least needs some sense!

When husband and wife were talking,

was there any need for him to intrude and ask for a chance?

Would anyone with sense do like that?

-Would you do that? -Never

Do you?

But he..

Here he is!

When did you reach?

What happened? Not coming inside.

l'll come now

l will bring the hatchet and come.

May be he is joking!!

No.. he doesn't have that much sense!

How difficult it is ...to not have common sense!

Even otherwise, there should be someone to guide him properly.

The only friend is a crappy friend!

Then, a failure neighbour!

Aren't you that Vijayan's son..

..who applied for a disability pension for an agnail disease?

He is never going to reform if hangs around with you!

Not like that! Definitely Kichuettan will get a good role.

l don't think so.

Because he is photogenic!

What is that?

Born only for the sake of Photographs!

Doesn't know acting!!

Why are you talking ill of that poor guy?

l've told you many times not to remind me the hard time in Jail by hitting the plate!

-Mother is calling you for dinner -Whatever! Why needlessly frighten me?

Oh l'm sorry! l totally forgot you!

-Had your dinner? - No, not yet!

Boys of your age shouldn't starve like this.

Oh, is it?

Go home and have dinner.

Dirty creep!

Those dogs who didn't even call me for their wedding,

are now calling me for playing Candy Crush saga?

-Have you acted in any of Mammooty's films? - Hmm!

Who is that at this wee hours?!

Who is that, father?

You are correct! lt was him only in Mammooty's film!

Take your bet amount Rs.100!

He still has hope in him!

Hello...sorry dude!

What?

sorry dude! Please forgive me

Why disturbing me at this midnight?

Didn't you go for spoken English Course for a few days, right?

Can you tell me the meaning of an English message?

What?

Go to Hell! You Bastard, don't ever massage me again!

This is the last warning

What does it mean?

Go to hell, you illegitimate!

lf you can't help me, just say!

Don't dare call me names at midnight!

l told you the meaning of that!

seems it is the last warning.

Don't send any messages hereafter.

Oh! ls that the meaning of it?

Hmm! Who sent you this?

Hello!

Has that bugger cut the phone?

l hardly have a girl to shout at me also, O Lord!

Why are you gritting teeth?

Within 15 minutes of the game, didn't l hit 77 goals?

Today l'm going to hit a century in football! Move..

l am going to shoot my 78th goal.

Take it

sorry, l heard it as pass!

You bloody dog!

l swear, l heard it as pass

Leave my neck.

Best introduction!!

Love and marry a very beautiful woman!

Ugh! l don't want this ugly person!

Only 2 percent guys look handsome like shahrukh khan or salmankhan!

And rest like me about 98 percent.

Majority is us!

What's it, dude?

Tell me the meaning of this!

You are such a pervert!

stop stalking me! son of a bitch!

superb blast!

Why the hell you..

Just tell me the meaning.

You get off, flirt!

Don't you've any other Job, you dog!

Bugger disconnected the phone!

ls that so?

Who is sending like this?

Hello! Hello!

All suite rooms are full, sir!

How is that possible?

No use of getting angry!

O brother! l'm not angry. This is my tone.

Bro!

James sir is there upstairs. Come.

l just asked him for a chance!

l asked only because of my desire for acting.

He abused me a lot that day itself!

Now, what is the need for him to book a room and shout at me?

Needlessly invite trouble and trouble others also!

Come with me!

-Bro, l didn't say anything else. -Will you keep quiet?

Don't wiggle before you are chopped!

Chop?

Come!

Kichu, ah?

Hmm!

Do you know why l called you here?

sir, that day l..

Can you be the Hero in my next film?

sir, you are kidding me, right?

Won't you look good as a hero?

You are apt for the character in my cinema!

That's...a character similar to what srinivasan has done earlier!

There was a small problem in my family life.

lt could've been solved if we'd spoken openly.

Because of ego, both of us were silent!

Ultimately, do you know when she realized my agony?

The day l burst out at you!

Now everything is solved, and we are happy.

When all issues were settled, the only request she put forth to me was,

..to give you a chance!

But this is not out of that emotion, ok!

You are correct for my character.

-Right, saji? - Of course!

You still don't believe this?

He will be paying you the advance amount today itself.

- You've become a Hero? - Yes

''Come, O star,''

''That beautiful sky is for you''

''Even a firefly can shine if the time comes''

''Along with the magical grove of stars in the blue sky''

Come on, rock dude!

''Buddy, beat the small drums and kettle-drums''

''Hey girl, the luck you desired has come''

''Folk songs, kuthu-dance,''

''Today it is day of celebration''

''Buddy, beat the small drums and kettle-drums''

''Hey girl, the luck you desired has come''

''Hey, the great MGR, Rajini and others''

''Are actors who were friendly with the public''

''lf your mind doesn't fall for artificial glamour,''

''You are also a friend for everyone''

''You are Hrithik Roshan Today's passion of teenagers''

''You are Hrithik Roshan - Today's passion of haughty teenagers''

''lf your film comes, there will be traffic block''

''When you come on screen, flowers will be thrown''

''ln the whole village, there is devil's dance of youth''

''Buddy, beat the small drums and kettle-drums''

''Hey girl, the luck you desired has come''

''Even a firefly can shine if the time comes''

''Along with the magical grove of stars in the blue sky''

''Buddy, beat the small drums and kettle-drums''

''Hey girl, the luck you desired has come''

''Though dark in colour, if the acting is good''

''Fans will carry you in their heart''

''Tamil Nadu, Kerala, Mumbai, Telengana''

''Will keep your cut-outs everywhere''

''To look at, you are Kabali''

''ln your hand, there is gun''

''To look at, you are Kabali ln your strong hand, there is gun''

''Coat, suit and new boots,''

''House, then a foreign car, then you'll need Police escort''

''Buddy, beat the small drums and kettle-drums''

''Hey girl, the luck you desired has come''

''Even a firefly can shine if the time comes''

''Along with the magical grove of stars in the blue sky''

''Hey buddy, Hey girl''

''Hey buddy, Hey girl''

Ann Maria! belongs to an affluent family!

Her father is in Dubai and Mother wife House!

Oh, House wife!

she has a brother! Full time in Gym!

There is no need for you to fear because he goes to gym!

He is an idiot doing a course to marry film stars!

Yeah, software Engineering!

l think she will like only glamorous persons!

Do people like us only get married then?

You will also get a girl

After James Anthony sir's film, what will you be?

Who will you be?

Many girls will be queuing behind you, dude!

Any need for making that poor girl wait in that queue?

-l shall try then! - Certainly!

she goes to Violin Class daily at 4 '0 clock.

so, she is learning Violin?

Oh, that's why when l saw her, a violin group was with her!

You and your Violin group go to the bus stop at 4 '0' clock and tune her!

lt is safe there.

Are you not coming?

No, l need to go to the Hospital! May get admitted!

What is wrong with you?

Can't you see this, dog?

Dude! What you are going to do with this face?

Get away..Move.

lt's strange to see both of you happy today, what happened?

My name is Dasappan!

Don't make people to call me, Dasappan who thrashed father!

Get lost

l'm not interfering in your happiness.

Enjoy..Enjoy!

Here is some river fish

Go and wash the vessels first! Then cook fish curry.

Ok. Go

Oh bro! You don't worry.

she wouldn't have liked them!

According to her, who are you?

Who are you?

Who?

You should've seen their height, weight and body!

Great color and great glamour!

While l stood beside them, l'm lucky that they didn't throw any alms.

Yes, you are right.

What right? Am l a beggar then?

You only said.

l just told you that to console me.

To console?

After the release of James sir's film, who are you?

shut up, you rascal!

You are totally het up!

You know why? Because you are totally ''mood-out''!

Let's hang around and come.

Your mood will change.

l have to attend a marriage today. Let's go there!

No! l won't come for the uninvited marriage.

l invite you and you are coming with me.

Yoyo and cooling glass are common in all marriages now.

Don't these guys have any other work?

see a guy carrying it the way Lord Hanuman carried the Maruthuva mountain!

such creatures are only the curse of the Marriage house!

They are to be banned!

Look there.

Didn't l say? l guess it's him.

Dude, look...l think people started recognizing me.

Fed up of these fans!

-Hello, one photo. -Yes, okay.

Take it soon..People will be thronged

Click on the centre., Click on the centre of this mobile

Take this Arch fully. Three of us should be covered in the frame.

so you called me to click!

Fans!!

Ready!

l will get it done now.

Move a little!

Bend a little.

-Chin up a little - Ok.

Thank you, bro!

- Came out well-Thank you

shucks!

Get lost!

-No Ajinomoto, isn't it? -One is enough.

-Bro, you're acting in films, right? -Yes!

Which film now?. No new films?

Going to start, next month!

-Bro, are you Royce's friend? - Who?

l mean the groom!

Groom's friend is my friend.

Keep down the plate!

This is the regular business of such creeps!

shameless fellow, attends all uninvited marriage and eats nicely

There will be someone else also with him

Throw everyone out.

Leave the plate here. Take him away.

You can do anything, but don't harm my friend, please.

Kichu...escape.

-You dog! - Yes.

Why did you damage my image by taking me..

..to a marriage where even you weren't invited?

As it's for the 1st time, you feel so.

lf attend 100 such uninvited marriages like me,

you will also get used to it.

l will take you for the marriage.

shut up! ls that the matter now?.

l won't be worth a dime for her!

You gulp it!

Here is the touchings!

What is it?

Crushed tablet for Liver Cirrhosis!

someday we'll need to take these tablets for this habit of ours!

As a precaution, why don't we use it as touchings now itself?

Your liver is equal to my life!

Okay, Cheers then!

Don't think l'm telling this because l'm drunk!

This is the first dialogue that 'fit' people will talk!

To tell the truth, You are God.

l mean it!

More or less!

Don't tell this to anyone.

No dog will believe l'm God!

Just keep it in your mind.

Who is that?

What's it, mother?

l'm here only.

l'll come now.

Keep the phone!

Didn't l say l will come?

Will l die if l don't take food now?.

Keep the phone down, mother.

You got enough time to chat with any girls any time,

but no time to talk to your mother for two minutes.

You'll be busy, angry and violent!

Why are getting annoyed when mother calls?

Not only me, all children are like that.

Know why?

The only one person who will not leave us for sure,

.. is our mother.

You feel so because your mother is beside you.

When you don't have mother, you will crave to call MOTHER!

lt's a terrible situation when there is nobody answering your call.

That's really painful!

Not even once, l got a chance to call her!

Please don't get angry with your mother, dude!

Doesn't matter, dude!

You gulped my drink, you dog!

Where would l go and get one?

Who will give me?

You drank in one go, you dog!

Hello!

Hi!

-Kichu? - Yes.

l'm your new neighbour!

Ann Maria?

-Yeah! You know me? - Hmm!

-Are you free tomorrow?. - Yes. tomorrow l 'm free

Can we meet tomorrow evening?

Oh yes, we can meet tomorrow evening

Ok, thank you! Good night!

Ok thank you. Good night!

Ann Maria wishes to see me!

What a pleasant dream!

Dasappa, wake up.

What's it?

Ann Maria called me over my phone!

May be a dream.

Yeah, even l thought the same.

But she has sent me a message

To meet me at 4 '0 clock at Food Mall!

Did she send a message to your mobile?

lt's not her, but somebody else has sent it to fool me.

Let's find him out and screw him first.

Give me that mobile number.

Who is that?

l am Ann Maria! Are you Dasettan?

-Yes! -lsn't Kichu there?

Yes! He is with me

l sent him a message to meet at 4 '0 clock!

Please remind him.

-Ok, thank you. Bye! -Ok Thank you

Dude! lt's original Ann Maria!

He asked me to bring you at 4 '0 clock.

No..l will not go alone. You also come.

l will come, dude!

Have you gone alone anywhere without me?

ln case someone is going to fool us after reaching there,

Then, we will be put to shame

Don't worry! lt's not new to us!

lsn't he Giridhar?

Did he buy a new car again?

This is LlFE!

To be born, one has to be born like him!

Beauty, wealth..

Name itself is..GlRlDHAR

How rich it is!

Look at our names! Krishnan!

What is your name?

Tell me your name

Dasappan!

Oh God! What a disaster!

Name itself says you will never reform in life!

Most probably!

Don't care about anything! The moment you see her, tell her ''l love you''!

Will you please shut up.

l'm in a plight where the lost lottery ticket wins the1st prize!

l'm sure, it's love!

she started loving you at 1st sight!

Haven't you heard, ''Love at first night''

lt is first sight!

Excuse me, shall l take it?

Here it is

Thank you.

Like your dream, you both will start falling in love.

Your love will start blossoming, then.

Your love will flower! And spread over

As a monument of your love, l will build a Tajmahal in this Kattapana!

Did you repair the leakage on the roof in the backside kitchen?

No

Now he is going to build a Tajmahal!

shall l take?

Hey!

O l'm sorry.

Please carry on

What are you doing?

For what did she ask me to come here?

shall l say what came in my crooked mind?

The way she appeared that day..

The way she glanced at you

Her smile..

lt wasn't an ordinary one

Okay then, you carry on.

Hl!

-l'm Ann! - l'm Kichu!

Why do you want to see me?

Actually...Just a minute.

What is this?

Open and see.

Hey, you!

Give that to me!

Hell with his suicide note!

sir, this is not mine

Didn't you find a better spot to die? Needlessly troubling others!

-sir, please listen to me. -Come on move

Ann Maria also wishes to act in films.

For that, she gave me some of her photographs as a gift!

Has she lost her sense?

After many years of struggle only you got the chance!

And she is asking you for a chance?

she did this portfolio in Bhavana studio, Prakash city!

-Maheshettan's? - Hmm!

There was a photo of mine standing with Priyadarshan sir!

-When she'd seen that.. - Which one?

Oh! That photo which was taken when we went to watch the shooting!

seeing that, she might have thought l and Priyan sir are in good terms!

And Maheshettan also would've bombarded with lies!

-still, my calculations completely have gone wrong! - How?.

l thought the girl, who disliked you earlier,

was back again!

Oh, twist!!

-You watch all cinemas? - Mostly!

Not coming to play?

No, you guys carry on!

Dude, it is a wonderful chance.

As she herself approached you, matter is simple now.

Now tell her that you know Priyadarshan and shall discuss the matter with him.

lf she comes to know the truth, after you both fall in love, it won't be a big problem!

ls she a dumb-head to believe this? shut up!

shall l tell you a universal truth?

Girls of extraordinary beauty won't have brains!

lf at all she has both beauty and sense, then that can't be a girl!

-You're really a great scholar! - More or less!

Take!

Where is it going?

Get the ball!

What?

Get the ball, you dog!

Will they hit me?

More or less!

-Hi! - Hi!

What happened to my matter?

That's.. l..

l contacted Priyadarshan sir!

He..Hindi films.. sorry Malayalam films..

With new faces..

l put a word to Laljose sir also.

Then..this..

Actually what is the problem?

Hello! What happened?

sorry, l don't know them.

The photo you saw there was taken when l'd gone to see a shooting!

Doesn't matter! Could've told me this!

Guys are queued to get acquainted with you.

lt was then you approached me yourself!

so, l didn't feel like sending you back.

lt was that Dasappan who advised me to tell such lies!

Now Dasappan will call pretending like Laljose!

see!

l'm Director Laljose!

My film shoot is going to begin!

Didn't you hint me about a girl for acting?

Matter flopped! Cut the phone!

-What? - Matter flopped! Cut the phone!

Flopped?

lt was the correct tone!

Poor thing got snubbed!

Why kept this ring tone?

This lungs...

Haven't you seen in theaters?

Cinema begins immediately after this advertisement

so, for that reason...

Fantastic!

l myself rarely get roles, that too small role.

...like a thief's role!

since birth, l'm struggling for a role and now only l got a good role.

lf that goes well, then l shall recommend you.

Okay, thank you.

-shall l say something? - Hmm.

Didn't we meet that day in that marriage,

l didn't come uninvited. Dasappan invited me.

But Dasappan wasn't invited for the marriage.

Why don't we walk up to the bus stop laughing like this?

What for?

some flirts are there.

To show some weight...

Get lost!

-Dear, Your birthday kheer is palatable, tasty and yummy! - Thank you.

she's a dab hand at cooking!

Regarding dab hand... her mother... is chanceless!

O my friend! she cooks everything in ajiffy!

But you can hardly eat it!

What did you say?

Perform Kanni's marriage before her next birthday, right?

How could you follow my wife's gestures and language?

l've seen on T.V

You might have seen it there but don't show it here

O my suren! You know what is in her mind?

Wishes to get our daughter married to her brother's son.

-The one working in the textile shop? - Hmm!

Wasn't he in Jail for some days?

so what? Gandhiji also has gone to Jail!

Gandhiji didn't go to Jail for fixing hidden camera in Britishers bathroom.

Even you'd been to Jail!

That's why l say, two convicts should not live in one place!

Right?

l happened to see one thing today...

..in Kichu's room. He had written his life ambitions!

Anything related to cinema?

Yes! First one was that.

To act as a hero in any cinema!

That is likely to happen soon.

shooting will start next month.

When?

Asking when?

The drink you had yesterday was from the advance amount he received! Creep!

Yes!

second one?

Love and marry a beautiful girl!

lf he becomes a hero, he will find many beauties, right dear?

When l read his next ambition, my eyes welled up!

sHOULD MAKE FATHER slT AT HOME WlTHOUT sENDlNG HlM FOR WORK.

He can make you sit at home now itself after breaking your limbs.

He is an affectionate boy!

l shall take leave then.

-Tomorrow is my treat. - What for?

l applied for change of my name sashi in gazette!!

l will get the papers next week!

superb! Amazed! Rocked!

What is your new name, sashi?

soman!

What?

s-O-MAN!

Now you've become the real sAsHl!

ln short, soman became a fool!

Do l need to change this name also?

Take! -What? -Kheer!

What is special today?

-My birthday. - Really?

Hello Ann Maria!

-Hi, Kichu! - Hi!

Are you free tomorrow?.

Yes Yes!

-That's...l got a film audition tomorrow. - Really?

All the best! Rock the show!

Thank you.

But, my family isn't interested.

so can you come with me?

Of course!

As l m not familiar with the places here..

l'm familiar with all places, l'll come...

-Thank you! - Thank you.

Kichu! Good night - Ok good night!

Yes!

Hello, tell me!

You Pot belly blathering idiot!

O my friend! To know it's meaning, one must ask Ranjini Haridas !

Cyber cell means Police complaint!

Yes that only.

That's good

Where is she? Not to be seen anywhere

Look how rash they drive! Who is this beggar?

Georgettan's son! We're likely to go for his burial today!

Which Georgettan?

One living next to the Cemetery!

Too much of pride as Cemetery is close by!

You better leave!

Bro, if you also come, l'll have some courage!

You want me to become a post?

A Journey like this is good for a man and woman to fall in love!

ls it? Then, give me the bus fare.

-Me? - Yes!

From where will l get you?

l only keep hanging around with you.

Do you know, it's been long since my auto went for a ride!

l hardly get to see a hundred now!

Can you give me a change for Rs.1000?

Do l appear..

.. like a man holding 1000s in hand!

shucks!

Auto's name is PANAKARAN(Wealthy) but Driver is PlCHAlKARAN( Beggar)!

Hi!

Hi!

-He is Dasappan! - Vipin Das!

Yes, l know.

-How?. - However l must appreciate you, Ann!

lt's very difficult to find my number!

How did you find out?

Aunty who lives downstairs gave me your number the day we came here,

saying that the number belongs to a flirt who harasses people of this area!

she asked me to save it.

Not only your's, one Vijayan's also..

-Who is that? - Your father!

Enjoy..Enjoy!

Oh no!

-Well, happy journey and all the best. - Thank you.

shall we move?

No seats here!

Our decisions must be very brilliant!

Look, that bus is moving first. Come, let's board that.

Come quickly... let's catch that bus.

sit..sit.

How is it?

Thodupuzha!! Bus is about to leave. Board quickly.

the moment l saw them, l guessed they are fools!

Quick..let's occupy the seat we sat earlier.

However my idea worked out!

Come on, move. Right!

Nice photo, ah!

Who is your favourite actress?

Monisha! l was an ardent fan of Monisha!

Monisha!!

What makes you like her?

Monisha..

..resembles my mother!

l'm very fond of her!

Why staring at me like this?

But understand one thing! My heart also craves for small small successes!

l must satisfy it!

When l danced with anklets in front of an immoral person like you,

this divine art was blemished.

My feet doesn't deserve these anklets henceforth!

Though with intense pain of thousand thorns pricking me,

this is my only happiness!

l'm disowning this forever!

Oh, sorry!

Get out!

l performed well! They simply find faults!

lt's already fixed! Fake audition!

Needlessly troubling others!

All are cheats!

That man with long hair and beard.. what does he think him to be!

But you should have seen my performance, Kichu!

l saw!

l also saw.

Actually, there was some problem with my throat!

And suddenly when l was asked to perform, l got a bit nervous!

Amidst that..he..still l..

You don't know acting, do you?

Only wish for everything!

l didn't say this to hurt you.

lnitially everybody is like this.

-Don't worry! lt'll become alright. - Ok!

However l'm lucky for not introducing you to Priyadarshan sir.

Get lost!

Actually only when my papa was with me, l laughed so much!

After a long time, l feel very happy today.

so do you see me as your Papa?

Anyway, thanks.

Actually l need to thank you for paying my bus fare and getting fish biryani.

-still l'm sorry. - sorry?

l know you felt hurt when l said you don't know acting.

sorry! - Yes, l was hurt!

But l think it's genuine.

Everybody gives wrong feedback to make me happy!

Because of your innocence, you told the truth!

This has only increased my liking towards you!

-Really? - Hmm!

Ok, bye! Good night!

Good night!

l really like you.

''O beauty,''

''O drizzling rain,''

''Hereafter my eyes,

will follow you like a shadow''

''O beauty''

''O spike of a rainbow''

''My mind is flowing in a river of dream''

''l am coming near you like a cloud of love''

''To fall like a raindrop on your petals''

''Beauty''

''O beauty,''

''O drizzling rain,''

''Hereafter my eyes,

will follow you like a shadow''

''Will you become my wings in my seven births?''

''shine like a wick of ghee''

''ln my eyes''

''Beauty''

''O beauty,''

''O drizzling rain,''

''Hereafter my eyes,

will follow you like a shadow''

''O beauty''

''O spike of a rainbow''

''My mind is flowing in a river of dream''

''O beauty''

Your good time starts from 24th, right?

-Give us a treat before the start! - Ok!

That is the custom!

l'll surely do that!

Put on some more weight!

Only then you will have a good impact as Hero on screen!

l'm going to gym from tomorrow.

-ls it? - Yes!

Keep legs closed!

show your acting in Cinema!

Not while doing work out!

Give!

Get up!

Come!

some think, 99% of Gym instructors are only fools!

still 1% of them are brilliants!

And l fall into that category.

so don't act before me! Go and lift the weight.

How did you hurt your hand?

After drinking tea in breakable glass,

l crushed it mistaking it for disposable glass!

Got torn!

-Then, 100%! - Yes!

Yes!

ls that all?

sir, for your range, only this much is available!

The rest are costly!

What?

Good Party wears are here! Come here.

With the money l pay for one shirt here, l can buy 3 from footpath!

Wearing a branded shirt, will give you more confidence!

Come on, buy!

shoot is going to begin!

-l can buy, right? - Hmm!

-Can you show me the Party wears? -Party wears, ah!

How does this look?

No..this will not match you.

show ! Won't match as you are also black!

Black and black won't match!

lf you were fair, it would've been correct!

see this! How is it?

Only Rs.130!

Nothing lesser than this!

What a surprise!

-lt's been long time! - Yes!

-lt's almost 6 yrs, right? - Yeah!

Where were you then?

After completing the course, l went to Australia!

And now settled there.

Oh! Great news!

You've become a bit fat now.

Arey, but l'm still 6 pack!

Yes! Of course

Oh sorry!

Meet my friend Kichu!

Come here.

He is Amith, my senior in college!

Amith, give me your number.

l will call you later!

see Amith, l stored your number, ok!

see you then, bye!

Who is he actually?

He was my super senior while studying in Bangalore.

And in College, he is my hero!

You know something?

l was a big fan of him and even loved him.

Fire somewhere! Fire engines are rushing!

Love means..

Just an infatuation!

After college, he never even contacted me!

l'm just one among the girls whom he flirted!

l was upset a lot at that time.

Even otherwise, this Chocolate look, color and height are not a matter!

Character is important, right!

Come, let's buy a shirt!

At last l found one!

sir, this will be a correct match for you.

see this! How is it?

Only Rs.100!

Get lost, you dog!

You stinky! What am l to do if someone is abusing you daily?

Never mind. Please tell this also.

As l don't know English, l'm asking your help.

l won't tell you the meaning unless you tell me who the girl is!

Too bad, dude! lt's the last time. l'm going to end this game.

Please tell me.

Tell me.

lf you are pulling me this much,

lf you drag me like this,

To your love..

To your love..

l don't have any other option!

l don't have any other go.

But l love you back.

But l also love you in return!

What does that mean?

Means..

lf you love me so immensely, then l'm also forced to love you!

ls that all?

Hey Dasappa! seems she loves you!

At least now tell me, who is that girl?

Please tell me.

The girl comparing for Love Birds programme on T.V..

Thambu Wilson...it's her.

Didn't you show me the photo the other day... that girl only.

Dasappa, you are really great, dude!

You're a great man!

More or less!

shooting begins today, right?

Hmm!

Ok!

-Best of luck! -Oh, thank you!

-Take! -What is this. towel?

-Oh God, father! -Your shooting begins today, isn't it?

Congratulations!

Dear, l've teased you a lot.

shouted whatever l felt like!

lt was all for your good only!

To induce an urge in life!

That's the reason you reached up to here!

When one knows that a person is going to shine,

this is the usual dialogue said by people,

who until then had been criticizing him,

-so you don't try to -You mean not do the same to you, right?

Okay, get going!

Father, get inside

-ls Gruel there? -What more should happen now?.

Why doesn't she pick up the call?

shall we move?

Wow! Looking smart!

You look glamorous!

Come.

Not here. sit at the back.

sit at the back. l will drive.

suppose l also reach the level of Antony Perambavoor sir?

You sit.

Oh God! Endosulfan calling me from behind.

l've teased you a lot.

That's all for your good.

Oh God! Answer for this is already given to Chandranchettan!

Get it from there.

That's good! Better! Best!

Get inside!

Who the hell made him my father?

Why isn't Ann picking up the phone?

she might have gone to the Church!

Today is your shooting, isn't it?

Looks like Andrew sir's call!

Yes! ls it?

Be with him always!

Or that boy may take any drastic step!

l'm driving! Call you back.

What is the problem?

That's Binesh's lover..

she eloped with someone!

What?

lt seems she dumped him.

Why are girls doing like this?

Girls immediately get attracted to glamorous men!

Will you shut up?

Let me call sajichettan!

You are the one whom l am most indebted to..

shut up and come to the location quickly.

l didn't send you vehicle as you told that you'll come by your friend's auto.

l'm on the way!

Ok, come quickly.

Don't cut the phone! Arun Gopan's shoot is going on.

Yes, l know. l had gone there to meet him.

Need two girls to stand beside the heroine!

Can you arrange anybody in your care of?

lt will take time if l arrange to bring from Ernakulam, that is why.

First time you asked for a help. l will do.

Ok, come fast.

Whom shall l send?

What is the matter?

Didn't we visit Adimaly location that day?

Two girls are urgently needed there to act in that film

Whom shall l..

When he requested me to arrange, l also agreed.

Call Ann Maria! she wants to act, right?!

This is not a big role!

Need to stand like a post beside the heroine!

-suggest someone else. -A girl will readily come if you call!

Who?

-Kanni! - Kanni?

Are you mad?

she has hardly seen a shooting!

You call her! she will come for your sake.

l'm sure.

O God!

Hello, yes, Kichuetta!

Me?

You be ready. Dasappan will come now. Ok then.

she and Manju will be ready there!

The house which we went last time..

Go there and meet the production manager shamsu.

-And you? -l'll go myself

l've promised sajichettan!

Please do it properly.

l will do it. You get down here.

-l will do the rest. -Ok.

All the best!

so sorry for making you late!

Wow! Nice shirt!

Thank you! Even you are looking so hot!

Oh God! Thank you.

Why didn't you attend my call?

Did you call?

Oh sorry! My phone was in my bag.

l didn't know!

You noticed only his call, right?

What?

When he put on this shirt, it is nice, isn't it?

Matches! Awesome!

But Kichu, it was not me who..

From your side, it's correct.

l don't match you.

l have no colour, glamour, money or anything.

He's correct! Perfect match!

What does he say?

Just shut up!

lt was you who told me he is a flirt, womaniser etc!

softly Kichu!

All women are like this!

You will leave the guys who love you truly.

Ultimately, you girls will dump them and get along with such frauds!

Then why the hell were you after me in the pretext of love?

Excuse me, what do you mean?

Have l ever told you like that?

Oh God!

lf any girl smiles and talks to you , will you immediately take it as love?

Cultureless fellow!

You know something?

Just take it as my nobility! Due to my friendship also!

Hey, what is happening here?

Nothing yaar, this mad says l cheated him!

Hey Hero! What did you think of yourself?

Hrithik Roshan? Get out.

Amith, please.

Please get away.

stupid Joker

Why there is no happiness in your face? What happened?

Who said l'm not happy? l'm happy.

This is not the 1st time l'm seeing you.

You have some problem?

For the 1st time in Cinema, l'm lucky to wear the dress that is not dull!

-How is it?! -Of course! This suits you well!

l will do it. sir, please believe me.

l'm investing money, not you.

lnstead of telling at this last hour, couldn't you say this earlier?

lf you got money to invest, then do it.

l am not interested now

There is nothing more to think.

Kichu, sir is calling you.

sir!

You go.

Kichu, there is a problem!

As planned, We can't shoot this film!

see! l'm 100% confident of making a film with you as a Hero!

l'm also sure film will run well in theatres!

But no point only if l think.

Producer is new.

Earlier person also backed out for the same reason!

You know it.

ln the name of satellite rights, distribution etc...

..somebody brainwashed him also.

Cinema not only involves the life of one!

But life of many!

My one ''NO'' is enough to stop this cinema right away!

lnstead of that, a word from you...

lt's just that you are not doing a hero's role in this.

Let's see if there's a small role for you!

Don't you know?. lt's Cinema!

But this was my life, bro!

Hey, l will take you to task today.

You can tolerate any error of your dearest son.

But it is not necessary for us.

lf l find him, l'll hack him to death.

Kichuettan is not aware of the happenings!

ls your son making chance after pimping my daughter?

You son of a bitch

You will not be alive hereafter to act in films.

lf you dare step into my house, l'll sever your limbs.

Mistake happened! Leave it.

Excuse him this time.

l'll not forget this at the cost of my life!

Come here!

What happened?

One fellow misbehaved with Kanni at the location.

A swine who couldn't differentiate a mother and sister!

Come Chandra!Listen to me.

Hey you!

l'll kill you.

Ever since your birth, l'm destined to stand with bowed heads before this people!

You know, even with my gestures, l didn't express any of my anguishes to him!

You couldn't accomplish any of my dreams.

l hoped, at least one day or the other, you will succeed and prove people!

That didn't happen!

You will never come up in life! Ever!

How will you? You were born taking away your mother's life!

You will never come up at all.

Get away! Don't dare face me hereafter.

Get out!

Give the letter!

Get down.

O my son! What have you resorted to ?

sorry mummy.

sorry Pappa.

Ask her to go to hell!

Because of C.l's words, l'm not lodging a case.

Or your son would've been in trouble now.

so far, there are no reports of body being recovered from the valley.

so, he wouldn't have died, isn't it. sir?

The body might be lying somewhere.

Who knows?

l need to go to a place urgently.

No.. We are not sending you anywhere.

We'll go back home, son.

Mumma, only because of that letter, l'm alive now.

l want to know whether the one who wrote that letter is alive now?.

Pappa, l will be back.

l promise!

l'll be back, mother.

We can't judge what is present in one's mind, right?

We sent away that guy immediately!

Kichu was not aware of the happenings.

His father says, he doesn't know where he has gone!

sorry for the trouble caused!

see you!

l understood what you said.

she loves him, right?

That film person came personally and asked apology!

Poor Kichu! Wasn't aware of the happenings!

For some rascal's mistake, all of us accused Kichu!

Where is he?

Where is Kichu?

l searched the places he regularly visits!

Couldn't find him anywhere!

He didn't carry his phone.

Yesterday, you shouted at him beyond limits!

Didn't you say that you walk with heads down because of him?

that you feel ashamed!

lf this is your condition, what will be his!

l know him for long!

Fearing that all of you will peck him and eat,

l was beside him like a shadow!

lf he takes any drastic step because of that..

l visited your home. Your father said you'd be here.

Why didn't you jump into gorge then?

When they asked, l said you met with a Car accident!

But l know that is not the fact!

When you were blessed with all fortunes, why did you attempt for suicide?

lt happened.

Achieving success throughout,

and suddenly when happened to face a failure,

l lost my grip!

l couldn't tolerate!

lt's a thought at the spur of the moment!

lf one could overcome that moment,

Then, nobody in the World will attempt suicide!

Had l not seen you there..

Wrestle between life and death takes place at the tip of the gorge!

lt was then,

God showed me the faces of all who loved me!

We've got a lot of people to love us!

But we fail to notice them!

l thought l was good for nothing in life, but because of me,

he restored back his good life!

What he said was correct!

There are people who are waiting for us!

But we fail to notice them!

Father!

l'm sorry, my son!

Come!

Dude!

You always used to call me wherever you go!

Why didn't you call me when went to die?

Why didn't he call me, father?

Why the hell didn't you call me?

Why didn't you call me, dog?

lf l'd called..

l know you would come, that's why!

More or less!

When chasing bigger dreams..

We fail to notice small small happiness around us!

lf we really enjoy that,

lt'll be super!

Hi!

You walk like a newlywed couple!

Only because of him, this idiot fought with me.

-ls it clear to you now?. - Yes!

Although groom is a flirt, he got a beautiful wife!

You are not bad!

But it's a big proposal which l couldn't even dream of!

Then, why should l choose you?

Best girl!

Will be back now!

Hi! l'm Jio!

-Hi, Neetu! - Hi!

Amith, he is my friend!

What a lucky person you are!

Oh! You don't know Malayalam.

l mean you are very lucky to have her.

One more thing.

One minute!

That is none of your business!

What?

l told him an old joke.

A story of a dumper!

What did he say?

That's none of your business!

He is just lying. We are just friends.

Trust me! l swear! Promise!

l needn't tell anything. she herself will say everything.

Yes, bro!

Of course, l will come.

What if it's the thief's role?

That's my Master piece! l'll rock!

l can become a Hero some other time!

Action!

Thief!

Thief!

Cut it!

Ok!

You rocked! Excellent performance!

Thanks sir.

Don't thank me

The Audience seated here gave me the courage to make you a Hero!

say thanks to them!

Thanks!

Thanks!

song!

Buddy, beat the small drums and kettle-drums''

''Hey girl, the luck you desired has come''

''Folk songs, kuthu-dance,''

''Today it is day of celebration''

''Buddy, beat the small drums and kettle-drums''

''Hey girl, the luck you desired has come''

''Hey, the great MGR, Rajini and others,

are actors who were friendly with the public''

''lf your mind doesn't fall for artificial glamour,

you are also a friend for everyone''

''You are Hrithik Roshan

Today's passion of teenagers''

''You are Hrithik Roshan - Today's passion of haughty teenagers''

''lf your film comes, there will be traffic block''

''When you come on screen, flowers will be thrown''

''ln the whole village, there is devil's dance of youth''

Buddy, beat the small drums and kettle-drums

''Hey girl, the luck you desired has come''

''Even a firefly can shine if the time comes''

''Along with the magical grove of stars in the blue sky''

Buddy, beat the small drums and kettle-drums

''Hey girl, the luck you desired has come''