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They said he was out
the door in two weeks.
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Then I hear the guy's
re-upped for five years.
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The label hated it.
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This castle belongs to
the Duke of Gloucester.
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So I realize that was the guy who kept
angrily staring at me the whole time.
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Hey, Kevin. Hey, Lorne.
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- You ready for this?
- Yeah, what's that?
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Oh, oh! We're gonna do the thing.
Okay.
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All right, you want to start it off?
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- Talk to you, or talk to the lens?
- Either way.
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So, Sandy Wexler...
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Where do I begin?
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He may be the most
unique guy I ever met.
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If you were working in Los Angeles
in the '90s, any time in there,
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you'd run into Sandy Wexler
at some point.
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Sandy was one of those
fringe Hollywood managers
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that you always sort of saw around.
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You know, you'd see him at a wrap party,
and he'd be laughing, stuffing his face.
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You'd think,
"No one even invited this guy."
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Sandy said I could be
the next Patrick Swayze.
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Only thing he ever said to me
that made sense.
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Sandy was not a big shot.
He was a... He was a tiny shot.
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But anybody who met him,
you never forgot him.
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You know, you gotta remember there
was no YouTube, there was no Vines.
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And none of that...
None of the social media platforms.
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You really needed a guy
like Sandy to be seen.
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Not Sandy.
Not Sandy, but a guy like Sandy.
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Hey, Arsenio!
Nice to see you again, kiddo.
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Have I seen you before?
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Yeah, it's Sandy Wexler.
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I met you at Bernie's beach house,
with Doug and Danny.
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You guys were playing hangman.
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You were hysterical that night. No one
could figure out the word "canoe."
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I have no idea
what you're talking about, man.
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How you doing with your manager, kid?
Are you still fighting?
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I don't have a manager, man.
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Well, you do now. If you want one.
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No, I'm good. I... I have an agent.
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- Oh.
- As a matter of fact, I have six agents.
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Got plenty of white people in my life.
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- All right.
- I'm good, dawg.
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An agent is business.
A manager is family.
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He guides you. He advises you.
He fights the good fights.
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Makes the tough phone calls.
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Truth is, I'm not happy unless...
unless you're happy.
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So what do you say, Arsenio?
You wanna get happy together?
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Continued success, Arsenio!
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Okay? Oh!
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I got a hit on the hip, and it's Sinbad.
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I don't think any of those people
were really beeping him.
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'Cause he would just go, like,
"Oh, jeez, Mackenzie Phillips."
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The one thing about Sandy is,
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- he just never stopped lying.
- Always.
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Managers get used to lying,
but Sandy took it to an art form.
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Where am I? I'm in Joel Silver's office
right now, talking about you.
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If you land on your feet...
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Hey, buddy, how long are you gonna be?
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Excuse me, I am talking
to Lew Wasserman's neighbor right now.
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That was Janet Maslin from the Times.
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Sandy's personal life?
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- I know nothing. I know nothing.
- Did he have a personal life?
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- He wasn't married.
- Didn't date.
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It was sad. Seemed like he
didn't have any friends, right?
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He had no friends.
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Any good?
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No, no, no, no, no, no.
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That's great.
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But he was the king of the fake laugh
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- and the applauding combo. Yeah.
- Combo. Yeah.
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Next time he'll get his own ketchup.
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You gotta go.
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Is Mary Jo Slater
the casting agent on this?
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- No. I don't know.
- Good job, guys.
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I was in Nam.
But, you know, I was there in 1984,
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so it was... It was a different vibe.
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And then all I hear in the back is...
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- He would fake laugh at funny comics.
- That melon.
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It was like, "Why are you fake laughing?
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- It's Eddie Murphy. He's funny."
- Right!
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When it came to eating
with Sandy, he, um...
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It was like a smorgasbord on his face.
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I mean, he was on the Atkins diet, right?
So he always had, like, chicken...
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- Kielbasa.
- T-bone steak.
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- Brisket.
- Beef jerky.
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I never actually ate with Sandy,
but I did hear it was kind of gross.
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Can you close your mouth
just a little bit?
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What did I do?
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He dressed like your grandfather,
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he had the table manners of a horse,
but he was a great manager.
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He really cared about his clients.
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He made them his family.
He was with them all the time.
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And, uh, I wasn't sure
what he was doing for them,
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but you could feel the love.
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I spoke to Chili's. I think I can
get us the corner table there
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and preorder the appetizers.
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I don't give a shit
about Chili's right now.
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I thought you wanted to go to Chili's.
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- No, I never said that.
- You said that.
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That's okay.
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You're nervous.
I can see that you're sweating.
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- I'm scared, Sandy.
- Yeah.
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I gotta jump over ten trailers
and land on a waterbed.
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Why are you laughing?
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Because you're funny.
You make me laugh.
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- Well, I'm not trying to be funny.
- No, it's the way you said it.
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The way I said...
What are you...
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Look at the size of this crowd.
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You said they'd come, and they came.
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Ladies and gentlemen
of El Segundo Motor Home Court,
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here to defy gravity,
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please let's welcome Wild Gary Roberts!
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- Rodgers!
- Rodgers!
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He said that. He said Rodgers.
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Yeah, 'cause I told him to!
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He said it the first time.
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I... I wish we could...
'Cause he did say it the first time.
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- Stop talking.
- All right. I will.
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You get up there
and you show these people who you are.
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Gary Rodgers.
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It's Gary Rodgers. You said that, right?
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The second time.
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Yeah, but you knew it.
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Okay, guys, let's do this.
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What are you saying?
I don't know what you're...
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What are you pointing to?
I can only go forward.
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Oh, my God.
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He's really gonna jump
over all those trailers?
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Sir, my client is the best daredevil
trapeze artist in the world.
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Thank you very much.
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Let's go.
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Yeah!
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What?
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...Oh, shit!
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Jesus Christ!
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Sandy.
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- He had this one guy, Ted Rafferty...
- Oh, yeah.
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...who was a, you know, puppet act.
Not that good. Like, a middle act.
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He believed in him.
He thought he was the greatest.
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He's like, "I'm gonna make him
the next Mr. Buttons."
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So, uh, Charlie,
have you always been a puppet?
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Well, I don't know.
Have you always been a parade float?
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I'm just trying
to get to know you better, that's all.
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Know me better?
I'm sitting on your lap.
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No, but seriously,
what's it like being a puppet?
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Well, I come from
a long line of puppets.
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My father was a puppet.
My father's father was a puppet.
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Really? Was your father's father's
father a puppet?
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Wait for the punch line, buddy.
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Somebody call JCPenney.
One of the mannequins is on the loose.
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Sir, have you ever had
a date in your life?
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Actually, I have.
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Your Anita Bryant poster doesn't count.
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But honestly, sir,
how long have you been dead for?
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Where do you come up with this stuff?
I wish you didn't.
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That was hysterical.
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So you caught the whole show, then?
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I saw every word of it.
It was sensational.
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I saw you come in late!
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Nah. Nah, I was there the whole time.
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Will you get a load of this bullcrap.
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I was. I was.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey,
now, guys, guys, please.
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All right. Sandy, I... I believe you.
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Thank you, Ted.
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And I was thinking, you'd do so well now
with the beach theater crowd.
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And you've got the once a month gig
opening for Fred Travalena at the Trop.
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I don't wanna lose that.
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It might be time
to move on to the next level.
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Kicking the piss out of you?
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No. Television.
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But...
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I don't know the first thing
about the TV business.
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That's why you got me.
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- I know my way around the networks.
- Liar!
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Hey, I've had a relationship
with CBS since 1965
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when I was a PA on Gilligan's Island.
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Now, look, kids love the puppets.
And I know there's an audience for that.
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Mmm, maybe.
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Well, what about this?
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I know it's out of left field,
but how about a show for kids?
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Yeah, I was just saying that.
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So we agree.
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My favorite thing about Sandy
is where he lived.
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The place was a palace.
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He lived
on the biggest property in Bel Air.
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Yeah.
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Gorgeous pool.
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One of the finest collections
of luxury cars I've ever seen.
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Make sure you hydrate, Yoshi!
It's a hot day!
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Of course, none of it belonged to Sandy.
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It was owned by some Jewish Iranian...
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The guy never even set foot
in the United States.
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...who needed Sandy there
for legal reasons.
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And he was not allowed
in the main house.
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He was in the cabana by the pool.
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...No, no, no, no.
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Oh, no! Oh, no, no!
No, no, no!
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Stay! Stay! Stay!
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I've lived here for four years already.
You should know me by now.
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Get to see the face.
The king of Hollywood.
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Do you understand me?
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- Sandy?
- Ahh!
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Oh. Hi, uh, Amy.
Hi, Donna and Kendra.
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- Lola.
- Jesse.
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Yeah, that's right.
Wow, they're getting sharp.
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What brings you all the way out here
from Tarzana?
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Well, you said you'd watch the kids
while I go on the audition.
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Is that still okay?
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Oh, don't be silly. Of course.
We're gonna have a good time, guys.
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I have to get it, Sandy.
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I'm working two jobs
just to tread water out here.
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You're the quintessential American mother.
Oscar Mayer would be crazy to pass on you.
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Oscar Mayer? I thought I was auditioning
to play a hooker in a Wes Craven movie.
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You know what? My doctor put me
on a new thyroid medicine.
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He said it might make me foggy,
and I guess he was right.
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- Okay, Sandy, I'm gonna go.
- Yeah.
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Girls, be nice to Mr. Wexler. Okay?
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Yes, Mommy.
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- Oh, we're gonna have fun, guys.
- Okay.
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- Go get 'em, kid. Go get 'em.
- Okay.
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Oh, there's dogs out there. They...
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Hey! Hi, guys. Hi, sweet girl. Hi.
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So what are you shmegegges up for?
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I have the original script
of On Golden Pond.
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Do you wanna read that out loud?
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No?
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What would you like to do?
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Go swimming?
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No, no, no.
That could get me kicked out of here.
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I thought you were
the king of Hollywood?
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I never said that.
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- You said it to the dogs.
- Like a minute ago.
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No, I didn't.
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You guys like roller coasters?
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Unbelievable.
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Rifkin left Triad and he's joining forces
with Zifkin over at William Morris.
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After I was promoted out of the mail-room
at MCA, I was assigned to Frank Gorshin.
238
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And Frank Gorshin used to have me
hand-wash the Riddler costume,
239
00:12:12,529 --> 00:12:17,784
because he felt washing machines
might stretch out the material.
240
00:12:19,118 --> 00:12:22,622
Hey, guys, this way.
This way. Come with me.
241
00:12:24,291 --> 00:12:27,084
♪ All through the wintertime ♪
242
00:12:27,168 --> 00:12:30,297
♪ He hid himself away ♪
243
00:12:30,380 --> 00:12:33,425
♪ Ashamed to show his face ♪
244
00:12:33,508 --> 00:12:36,177
♪ Afraid of what others might say ♪
245
00:12:36,969 --> 00:12:42,809
♪ All through the winter
In his lonely clump of leaves ♪
246
00:12:42,892 --> 00:12:46,062
- Hey, dude, I can't see.
- What? Okay.
247
00:12:46,145 --> 00:12:51,067
♪ And very soon agreed
Indeed ♪
248
00:12:51,150 --> 00:12:54,321
Yes, a very fine swan indeed.
249
00:12:55,530 --> 00:12:58,282
Take a look at yourself in the lake.
You'll see.
250
00:12:58,366 --> 00:13:00,827
♪ I'm not such an ugly duckling ♪
251
00:13:00,910 --> 00:13:04,414
♪ No feathers all stubby and brown ♪
252
00:13:04,497 --> 00:13:06,207
Pitch perfect.
253
00:13:06,290 --> 00:13:11,546
♪ In so many words
Say the best in town ♪
254
00:13:11,629 --> 00:13:13,172
♪ The best ♪
255
00:13:13,255 --> 00:13:14,924
♪ The best ♪
256
00:13:15,007 --> 00:13:16,343
♪ The best in town ♪
257
00:13:18,260 --> 00:13:19,387
Very nice.
258
00:13:20,137 --> 00:13:22,515
Excuse me.
You were fantastic up there.
259
00:13:22,599 --> 00:13:24,601
- Oh, thanks. You're sweet.
- Yeah.
260
00:13:24,684 --> 00:13:25,893
It's corny, but it's fun.
261
00:13:25,977 --> 00:13:28,730
Corny? That had an edge to it.
I'm Sandy Wexler.
262
00:13:28,813 --> 00:13:30,857
Courtney. Nice to meet you.
263
00:13:30,940 --> 00:13:33,443
I just... I couldn't keep
my eyes off you up there.
264
00:13:33,526 --> 00:13:36,070
Please don't hit on me
in front of your kids. That's creepy.
265
00:13:36,153 --> 00:13:37,864
- He's not our dad.
- No, I'm not.
266
00:13:37,947 --> 00:13:38,990
He's the king of Hollywood.
267
00:13:39,073 --> 00:13:41,576
She thinks I said that to the dogs,
but I didn't.
268
00:13:41,659 --> 00:13:44,120
Listen, can we talk somewhere?
I'm a talent manager.
269
00:13:44,203 --> 00:13:46,330
I kinda gotta go.
We have a show every 12 minutes.
270
00:13:46,414 --> 00:13:48,833
It'll take four minutes of your time.
It'll be worth it.
271
00:13:52,545 --> 00:13:56,215
...someone who advises you,
someone who guides you,
272
00:13:56,298 --> 00:14:00,512
who makes the tough phone calls,
fights the big fights.
273
00:14:01,137 --> 00:14:02,138
Atkins.
274
00:14:03,723 --> 00:14:05,307
I mean, your voice,
275
00:14:05,392 --> 00:14:08,978
it sounds like a...
a bird and an angel had a baby.
276
00:14:10,146 --> 00:14:12,356
And you just so happen to be beautiful.
277
00:14:12,982 --> 00:14:14,526
You can't teach beautiful.
278
00:14:14,609 --> 00:14:17,904
If you could, I'd be in class right now,
believe me.
279
00:14:19,196 --> 00:14:21,198
I'm telling you, you could be somebody.
280
00:14:21,783 --> 00:14:24,619
Come on. If I was gonna be anybody,
I'd be her by now.
281
00:14:25,286 --> 00:14:27,121
Everybody's gotta start somewhere.
282
00:14:27,204 --> 00:14:31,250
Buddy Hackett was a dishwasher
in the Catskills till he was 60.
283
00:14:31,333 --> 00:14:35,171
Barbra Streisand started
as a backup singer in a petting zoo.
284
00:14:35,254 --> 00:14:38,383
Liza Minnelli used to
sing in a coal mine.
285
00:14:38,966 --> 00:14:40,510
Wasn't her mother Judy Garland?
286
00:14:40,593 --> 00:14:42,178
No, that's made up.
287
00:14:43,179 --> 00:14:46,808
The mightiest tornado
starts with a small breeze.
288
00:14:46,891 --> 00:14:48,643
You sound like a fortune cookie.
289
00:14:48,726 --> 00:14:51,062
I used to represent a guy
who wrote fortune cookies.
290
00:14:51,145 --> 00:14:52,730
Get out of here.
291
00:14:52,814 --> 00:14:55,274
Yeah, he wrote for Happy Days
and fortune cookies.
292
00:14:56,233 --> 00:14:57,234
Let me ask you something.
293
00:14:59,070 --> 00:15:00,697
Why do you do what you do?
294
00:15:01,864 --> 00:15:03,408
I don't know.
295
00:15:03,491 --> 00:15:06,411
The only time I really feel alive
is when I'm singing.
296
00:15:06,494 --> 00:15:10,832
Well, imagine if you were singing
on stage in front of 50,000 people.
297
00:15:10,915 --> 00:15:12,667
You think you'd feel alive then?
298
00:15:13,292 --> 00:15:16,754
Up there singing like a bird
and an angel had a baby?
299
00:15:17,338 --> 00:15:19,298
You like the bird and angel thing,
don't you?
300
00:15:19,381 --> 00:15:20,925
I said that already?
301
00:15:21,008 --> 00:15:23,052
- Can I ask you something?
- Please do.
302
00:15:23,135 --> 00:15:25,012
Can you get any of that food
in your mouth?
303
00:15:27,181 --> 00:15:32,562
So you're saying I should quit right now
and leave with you?
304
00:15:32,645 --> 00:15:35,690
You're too big for this duck pond.
It's time to fly.
305
00:15:37,149 --> 00:15:39,068
You like to make trouble,
don't you, Sandy?
306
00:15:40,319 --> 00:15:42,113
What do you say? Wanna team up?
307
00:15:42,697 --> 00:15:46,408
I'll tell you what I told Josh Gelfand
in the sixth grade
308
00:15:46,493 --> 00:15:48,786
- when he asked me to the spring social.
- Uh-huh.
309
00:15:48,870 --> 00:15:51,122
I'd love to,
but we gotta ask my dad first.
310
00:15:51,205 --> 00:15:53,415
Ooh!
311
00:15:56,753 --> 00:15:59,547
I guess I should have mentioned
my Dad's in Seward, Alaska.
312
00:15:59,631 --> 00:16:01,382
Oh, that's fine. I love it there.
313
00:16:01,466 --> 00:16:02,300
It's beautiful.
314
00:16:02,383 --> 00:16:04,594
- Oh, you've been?
- No, I haven't been there.
315
00:16:05,553 --> 00:16:06,971
- But you just said...
- No, I didn't.
316
00:16:08,139 --> 00:16:10,517
I guess I should have also
mentioned the prison thing.
317
00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:11,601
Are you kidding?
318
00:16:11,684 --> 00:16:14,979
I was in prison my entire childhood.
319
00:16:15,062 --> 00:16:19,275
An emotional prison.
That's a life sentence, I'm telling you.
320
00:16:19,901 --> 00:16:24,280
- The Yugo, imported from France.
- Isn't it from Yugoslavia?
321
00:16:24,363 --> 00:16:30,620
No. "You go" to France.
"You go" and have a good time. Bonjour.
322
00:16:34,165 --> 00:16:35,750
Hey, Poppy.
323
00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:37,209
How you doing?
324
00:16:37,293 --> 00:16:39,587
Oh, it's always a great day
when I see my little girl.
325
00:16:39,671 --> 00:16:44,216
Mr. Clarke, truly a pleasure.
Sandy Wexler of Wexler Artists.
326
00:16:44,300 --> 00:16:46,052
Is this the fool that
want to manage you?
327
00:16:46,636 --> 00:16:49,972
Um, yes, I did come up here
to talk to you about that.
328
00:16:50,056 --> 00:16:54,143
And if you're available
to speak, you know, and now's the time,
329
00:16:54,226 --> 00:16:56,688
I would love to have
a conversation about this.
330
00:16:56,771 --> 00:16:58,690
If we could conversate, I'm here to...
331
00:16:58,773 --> 00:17:00,858
What about Six Flags Magic Mountain?
332
00:17:01,984 --> 00:17:04,737
I mean, she got benefits,
a paycheck every week.
333
00:17:04,821 --> 00:17:06,238
That mountain is truly magical.
334
00:17:06,322 --> 00:17:07,364
No, it is.
335
00:17:07,448 --> 00:17:11,368
I just, with all due respect,
I think your daughter has the magic.
336
00:17:11,452 --> 00:17:15,707
With her talent,
she could have a dream-come-true life.
337
00:17:15,790 --> 00:17:17,208
You mean, better than all of this?
338
00:17:18,918 --> 00:17:19,752
What?
339
00:17:21,378 --> 00:17:22,714
Dad.
340
00:17:23,422 --> 00:17:24,591
Who else have you managed?
341
00:17:24,674 --> 00:17:27,218
You ever hear of Indiana Jones?
342
00:17:27,301 --> 00:17:28,803
You work with Harrison Ford?
343
00:17:28,886 --> 00:17:31,222
No, but I do represent the guy
344
00:17:31,305 --> 00:17:34,266
who got his heart pulled out
of his chest in Temple of Doom.
345
00:17:34,350 --> 00:17:35,434
I love that guy.
346
00:17:35,517 --> 00:17:37,019
Everybody does.
347
00:17:37,103 --> 00:17:39,772
I don't know anything
about show business, Sandy.
348
00:17:39,856 --> 00:17:41,107
How do I know if I can trust you?
349
00:17:41,190 --> 00:17:45,862
Because I can look you dead in the eye
and promise you this:
350
00:17:46,571 --> 00:17:50,532
I will always do what's best
for your daughter.
351
00:17:55,705 --> 00:17:57,373
Well, okay. In that case...
352
00:17:57,456 --> 00:18:01,210
♪ You got a new manager ♪
353
00:18:01,293 --> 00:18:03,504
♪ Thank you, Daddy ♪
354
00:18:03,588 --> 00:18:05,715
♪ What a wonderful moment ♪
355
00:18:05,798 --> 00:18:07,634
The singing is just for us.
356
00:18:07,717 --> 00:18:10,136
Okay. Good. Will do...
Will never do it again.
357
00:18:10,219 --> 00:18:12,429
You guys want to go out and celebrate?
358
00:18:12,513 --> 00:18:13,806
I can't go nowhere.
359
00:18:13,890 --> 00:18:17,101
Oh, that's right. I'm sorry.
Please don't shiv me.
360
00:18:17,184 --> 00:18:21,438
Shiv you? Man, I ain't no inmate. I work
here. I've got... got the night shift.
361
00:18:21,522 --> 00:18:23,775
What the... What?
362
00:18:23,858 --> 00:18:25,026
Got ya.
363
00:18:25,109 --> 00:18:27,153
Oh! Ha!
364
00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:28,237
Very good.
365
00:18:28,320 --> 00:18:32,491
Darling, you should take Sandy out
for a dinner and a show, Alaskan style.
366
00:18:34,994 --> 00:18:37,622
- That's amazing.
- Right?
367
00:18:37,705 --> 00:18:38,915
So good.
368
00:18:38,998 --> 00:18:43,210
The northern lights
and my new friend Sandy.
369
00:18:43,294 --> 00:18:44,712
That's as good as it gets.
370
00:18:45,587 --> 00:18:47,589
Northern lights are something else.
371
00:18:47,674 --> 00:18:49,425
I was actually talking
about the burger, though.
372
00:18:49,508 --> 00:18:51,886
Is this bison, or is it moose meat?
373
00:18:51,969 --> 00:18:53,721
What's making it so good?
374
00:18:53,805 --> 00:18:55,890
It's a hamburger, crazy man.
375
00:18:55,973 --> 00:18:58,059
- A hamburger?
- And you're missing out without the bun.
376
00:18:58,142 --> 00:18:59,518
Now, the bun...
377
00:18:59,601 --> 00:19:01,729
If I lose five more pounds,
it's back to the buns.
378
00:19:01,813 --> 00:19:02,814
Oh, my God.
379
00:19:05,191 --> 00:19:07,318
So you really think I could be somebody?
380
00:19:07,902 --> 00:19:10,571
- You are going straight to the top.
- Yeah?
381
00:19:10,655 --> 00:19:12,907
Up there
with all the other beautiful stars.
382
00:19:13,741 --> 00:19:14,992
Show me which star I am.
383
00:19:15,076 --> 00:19:17,286
- You wanna know which star you are?
- Yeah.
384
00:19:17,369 --> 00:19:18,454
Let's see.
385
00:19:18,537 --> 00:19:21,165
You are that one right there.
386
00:19:21,248 --> 00:19:23,000
Sandy, that's an airplane.
387
00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:26,462
I know. I told you,
you were going places.
388
00:19:26,545 --> 00:19:29,548
- That's real smooth, Sandy.
- Thank you.
389
00:19:29,631 --> 00:19:31,550
You must be a real lady-killer.
390
00:19:31,633 --> 00:19:33,010
Listen,
391
00:19:33,094 --> 00:19:36,347
if we're gonna do business together,
we gotta have boundaries.
392
00:19:36,430 --> 00:19:38,808
I'm sorry,
but I learned that the hard way.
393
00:19:38,891 --> 00:19:40,392
A bad breakup?
394
00:19:41,435 --> 00:19:43,020
His name was Alfred.
395
00:19:43,104 --> 00:19:45,064
Oh, you're gay!
396
00:19:46,273 --> 00:19:47,399
I can see that now.
397
00:19:47,483 --> 00:19:49,694
No, I'm not gay as far as I know.
398
00:19:51,070 --> 00:19:54,115
- Alfred was my first client.
- Mmm-hmm.
399
00:19:54,198 --> 00:19:56,701
More than that.
He was... He was my best friend.
400
00:19:56,784 --> 00:19:57,994
Did he die?
401
00:19:58,077 --> 00:19:59,286
No, no.
402
00:20:00,621 --> 00:20:04,500
He got famous, and he, uh...
and he dumped me.
403
00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:06,335
That dick!
404
00:20:06,418 --> 00:20:09,964
He wasn't a dick.
I was the dick. It was my fault.
405
00:20:10,047 --> 00:20:13,217
I let the friendship
get in the way of the business.
406
00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:17,221
Now understand it's show business,
not show friendship. Right?
407
00:20:17,304 --> 00:20:18,931
That is so sad.
408
00:20:19,015 --> 00:20:21,475
It's not sad.
It's actually a good thing.
409
00:20:21,558 --> 00:20:25,479
Because I got a stable of talent
in Hollywood
410
00:20:25,562 --> 00:20:29,150
that I, quite frankly,
think is the best of the bunch.
411
00:20:29,233 --> 00:20:32,528
And Eisner knows it,
and Ovitch knows it.
412
00:20:33,529 --> 00:20:36,032
I'm sorry,
and I don't wanna toot my own horn
413
00:20:36,115 --> 00:20:38,993
'cause that's not what I like to do,
but toot-toot.
414
00:20:39,701 --> 00:20:40,828
Hmm.
415
00:20:40,912 --> 00:20:43,622
Best thing to me is I found you.
416
00:20:45,166 --> 00:20:46,542
I'm glad you found me.
417
00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:49,128
You're not as happy as I am.
Trust me.
418
00:20:49,711 --> 00:20:51,672
But we gotta get to work.
419
00:20:51,756 --> 00:20:53,549
Whenever Sandy signed a new client,
420
00:20:53,632 --> 00:20:57,762
he had a team of support people that
immediately began making over the client.
421
00:20:57,845 --> 00:21:01,265
He would just enroll everybody
in classes for the stuff they didn't do.
422
00:21:01,348 --> 00:21:03,267
Movement, martial arts...
423
00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:06,062
A posture person,
and then a hair person.
424
00:21:06,145 --> 00:21:08,439
- And no one was better off after that.
- No.
425
00:21:08,522 --> 00:21:09,523
It was a train wreck.
426
00:21:09,606 --> 00:21:10,775
I'm not a dancer, Sandy.
427
00:21:10,858 --> 00:21:13,069
- It doesn't matter if you can't dance.
- It's all right.
428
00:21:13,152 --> 00:21:16,113
- Miss Gideon is gonna teach you to move.
- I got you, sweetheart.
429
00:21:16,197 --> 00:21:18,532
- It's about presence on stage.
- All right. That's enough, Sandy.
430
00:21:18,615 --> 00:21:20,367
- All right. Here we go.
- It's about being comfortable.
431
00:21:20,451 --> 00:21:23,162
- You know, Baryshnikov, I hear...
- Shut it, Sandy. I got her.
432
00:21:23,245 --> 00:21:26,665
...Who me? Who me? Who me?
433
00:21:26,748 --> 00:21:28,709
I'm a rock star. I'm a rock star.
434
00:21:28,793 --> 00:21:32,922
And pass the mic. Pass the mic.
Down the mic. Down the mic.
435
00:21:33,005 --> 00:21:34,340
That's it. That's it.
436
00:21:34,423 --> 00:21:36,175
- That's it. Now you're in it.
- Bobby Brown.
437
00:21:36,258 --> 00:21:38,385
More madness! Stomp the ant.
438
00:21:38,469 --> 00:21:40,012
Seattle. Seattle.
439
00:21:41,013 --> 00:21:43,850
- She doesn't know how to dance?
- You're a diva!
440
00:21:43,933 --> 00:21:46,978
- This girl can do it all.
- Feel it. And stop!
441
00:21:47,061 --> 00:21:48,229
Hammer time!
442
00:21:52,149 --> 00:21:53,901
Wonderful.
443
00:21:53,985 --> 00:21:55,945
Okay. Let's see it.
444
00:21:56,988 --> 00:21:58,780
...Very good.
445
00:22:00,157 --> 00:22:01,158
Very bad.
446
00:22:02,076 --> 00:22:03,619
Complete shit.
447
00:22:03,702 --> 00:22:07,957
You know what? I don't like the ice cream.
It's a bad idea. Looks terrible.
448
00:22:08,040 --> 00:22:11,502
Now let's go sexy, huh?
Can you give me some sexy, Courtney?
449
00:22:11,585 --> 00:22:13,379
Come on.
Let's put on some sexy music, Willow.
450
00:22:17,258 --> 00:22:21,762
Okay. Yes. Let's shoop this shit.
Shoop it up, huh?
451
00:22:21,845 --> 00:22:24,932
Let's shoop the shoop.
Show me the sexy. Come on.
452
00:22:25,016 --> 00:22:26,475
Give me sexy.
453
00:22:26,558 --> 00:22:28,685
Honey, think of something sexy, huh?
454
00:22:28,769 --> 00:22:31,063
- Like what?
- Like moose burgers.
455
00:22:31,147 --> 00:22:32,648
...And there it is. Shoot that.
456
00:22:33,274 --> 00:22:36,860
Ah, Sandy likes it. No one knows why.
457
00:22:36,944 --> 00:22:38,529
Put your hand on your chin.
458
00:22:39,821 --> 00:22:41,448
Not like you're stroking a beard.
459
00:22:41,532 --> 00:22:44,243
Like you're thinking,
thinking filthy thoughts.
460
00:22:44,326 --> 00:22:45,995
Like wieners!
461
00:22:46,078 --> 00:22:49,665
Ah, that's good, Willow!
Wieners is good. You're brilliant today.
462
00:22:49,748 --> 00:22:51,918
Come on. Hand on chin,
thinking of wieners.
463
00:22:52,834 --> 00:22:53,835
I suck at this.
464
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:55,296
- No, you don't. You're great.
- Oh, come on.
465
00:22:55,379 --> 00:22:57,381
It... You just... It's easy.
466
00:22:57,464 --> 00:22:58,590
Then you do it, Sandy.
467
00:22:58,674 --> 00:23:00,009
- Come on. Get over here.
- No, no, no, no.
468
00:23:00,092 --> 00:23:03,095
- You're a performer. I don't do that.
- Come on, Sandy.
469
00:23:03,179 --> 00:23:05,431
You said it's easy.
Dream of the wieners, huh?
470
00:23:05,514 --> 00:23:06,765
Come over here. Come on.
471
00:23:06,848 --> 00:23:08,850
Do I wear my glasses,
or do I take them off? Or...
472
00:23:08,935 --> 00:23:10,519
Nobody gives a shit. Come on.
473
00:23:11,478 --> 00:23:13,522
Eh...
474
00:23:13,605 --> 00:23:16,400
- You put your hand on the chin.
- Uh-huh.
475
00:23:16,483 --> 00:23:18,152
You just... You think.
476
00:23:20,237 --> 00:23:23,782
Huh? Just thinking.
Little more thinking over here.
477
00:23:24,450 --> 00:23:26,410
Yes, that's brilliant.
478
00:23:26,493 --> 00:23:30,164
Beautiful. Thank you, Sandy.
Clear out of frame.
479
00:23:30,247 --> 00:23:32,124
- Get out.
- No, I'm gonna miss him.
480
00:23:32,708 --> 00:23:35,211
No, you'll be fine.
Sexy will be right over here.
481
00:23:35,294 --> 00:23:36,503
- Don't worry.
- I'll be there.
482
00:23:36,587 --> 00:23:38,922
He's still got his hand on his chin.
He's so cute.
483
00:23:39,506 --> 00:23:41,300
Ah, that's much better.
484
00:23:41,383 --> 00:23:43,302
Yes, that's it.
485
00:23:43,385 --> 00:23:45,346
Yes, now I see sexy.
486
00:23:51,560 --> 00:23:53,980
The definition of, like, a given
487
00:23:54,063 --> 00:23:56,482
is that kids wake up
and they think, "Me so horny."
488
00:23:56,565 --> 00:24:00,277
And then, you know, you don't need
a song that just reinforces,
489
00:24:00,361 --> 00:24:01,695
they know they're so horny.
490
00:24:01,778 --> 00:24:04,198
If it was, like, "Me So Introspective"
or something like that.
491
00:24:04,281 --> 00:24:06,575
Or "Me So Ambivalent" or...
492
00:24:06,658 --> 00:24:07,994
Just so good.
493
00:24:08,077 --> 00:24:11,622
Talk about fearless.
Best in town by far.
494
00:24:11,705 --> 00:24:13,374
Isn't she?
495
00:24:13,457 --> 00:24:14,583
She? Who's she?
496
00:24:15,376 --> 00:24:16,377
What?
497
00:24:17,003 --> 00:24:19,505
- Did you call him?
- Yeah, I called him.
498
00:24:19,588 --> 00:24:20,756
What'd he say?
499
00:24:22,258 --> 00:24:25,011
- What'd who say?
- The guy you called.
500
00:24:25,094 --> 00:24:26,512
Who did I call?
501
00:24:27,096 --> 00:24:29,598
The guy from
the Young Comedians Special.
502
00:24:29,681 --> 00:24:32,018
Oh, yeah. No, I gotta call him.
503
00:24:32,101 --> 00:24:34,895
- So you didn't call him?
- No, I called him.
504
00:24:34,978 --> 00:24:36,230
No, you didn't.
505
00:24:36,313 --> 00:24:37,689
I thought you called him.
506
00:24:37,773 --> 00:24:40,151
Sandy, you're making
even less sense than usual.
507
00:24:40,234 --> 00:24:41,110
No, I'm not.
508
00:24:41,193 --> 00:24:43,195
- Something's off.
- Off how?
509
00:24:43,279 --> 00:24:45,906
I don't know. Different.
510
00:24:47,033 --> 00:24:48,325
Did you dye your hair or something?
511
00:24:48,909 --> 00:24:49,993
I don't think so.
512
00:24:50,077 --> 00:24:51,620
Maybe it's a brain tumor.
513
00:24:51,703 --> 00:24:53,205
Maybe it is.
514
00:24:53,289 --> 00:24:56,792
- Anyway, can we run lines?
- Yeah, that's why I'm here.
515
00:24:58,419 --> 00:25:00,712
I need to know the truth,
you son of a bitch!
516
00:25:00,796 --> 00:25:04,466
All right, I dyed my hair.
Just the tips. You happy?
517
00:25:04,550 --> 00:25:06,302
No, the line, Sandy.
518
00:25:06,968 --> 00:25:09,055
I know. I was improvising.
519
00:25:09,138 --> 00:25:11,432
But you want this line? Um...
520
00:25:11,515 --> 00:25:16,228
"The truth? You wouldn't know the truth
if it bit you on the..."
521
00:25:16,312 --> 00:25:17,604
Bird.
522
00:25:17,688 --> 00:25:19,815
We gotta find a way.
Don't you think, Sandy?
523
00:25:20,899 --> 00:25:22,151
Sandy?
524
00:25:22,234 --> 00:25:24,153
A way? What way?
525
00:25:24,236 --> 00:25:26,113
A way to get rid of the birds.
526
00:25:26,197 --> 00:25:29,616
Yeah, a bird and a baby had an angel.
527
00:25:30,201 --> 00:25:31,535
Are you stoned or something?
528
00:25:31,618 --> 00:25:34,413
Stoned? I don't do pot. Come on.
529
00:25:34,496 --> 00:25:38,542
Well, you seem stoned out of your mind.
What's with the crazy smile?
530
00:25:38,625 --> 00:25:43,380
I don't know, I'm just smiling at the fact
you might become the new Captain Kangaroo.
531
00:25:43,464 --> 00:25:44,840
He's lying again.
532
00:25:44,923 --> 00:25:46,467
No, I'm not. I'm not lying.
533
00:25:46,550 --> 00:25:50,679
I've been thinking about how you
can work on your kid-friendly material.
534
00:25:50,762 --> 00:25:52,306
Maybe go to Magic Mountain.
535
00:25:52,389 --> 00:25:55,184
When you see all the children on line,
just start doing jokes for 'em.
536
00:25:55,267 --> 00:25:57,561
- See if it works.
- That feels very child molestery.
537
00:25:57,644 --> 00:26:00,106
He wants to ruin you. Fire him!
538
00:26:00,189 --> 00:26:02,399
Fire me?
If you're firing anybody, I'd fire him.
539
00:26:02,483 --> 00:26:04,151
He's useless. He does nothing.
540
00:26:04,235 --> 00:26:06,112
I do everything! What do you do?
541
00:26:06,195 --> 00:26:08,155
Guys, guys, guys!
Come on, we're on the same team here.
542
00:26:08,239 --> 00:26:10,073
- That's what I'm trying to tell him.
- Yes.
543
00:26:10,157 --> 00:26:11,367
Teammates?
544
00:26:12,284 --> 00:26:13,535
Yeah, thank you.
545
00:26:14,911 --> 00:26:18,081
- You took my arm! You took my arm!
- Oh, come off it. That's...
546
00:26:18,165 --> 00:26:20,126
- You took my arm!
- That's not...
547
00:26:20,209 --> 00:26:21,835
Thank you, Martin.
548
00:26:21,918 --> 00:26:26,257
Let's find out who the judges chose
as returning champ tonight.
549
00:26:26,840 --> 00:26:30,594
The judges gave Kevin Connors one star
550
00:26:30,677 --> 00:26:34,264
and the champion,
Martin Lawrence, four stars!
551
00:26:34,348 --> 00:26:36,057
The new champion, Martin Lawrence.
552
00:26:37,267 --> 00:26:40,187
...Oh... Come on.
553
00:26:40,979 --> 00:26:42,314
Wexler Artists.
554
00:26:42,398 --> 00:26:44,275
- It's me.
- Hi, Kevin.
555
00:26:44,358 --> 00:26:45,401
Did you know that was on?
556
00:26:45,484 --> 00:26:47,944
No. I didn't know
they were gonna repeat it.
557
00:26:48,028 --> 00:26:49,613
- I never want to see that again!
- Well...
558
00:26:49,696 --> 00:26:53,784
I can't stop them, Kevin, legally,
'cause we signed an agreement.
559
00:26:53,867 --> 00:26:55,619
It's... They own the material.
560
00:27:14,221 --> 00:27:16,432
Well, she'd light up a room
in that purple one.
561
00:27:26,900 --> 00:27:27,984
Sandy!
562
00:27:28,527 --> 00:27:30,487
Barry Bubatzi.
563
00:27:31,154 --> 00:27:32,155
Barry.
564
00:27:32,989 --> 00:27:35,826
Yeah, I was Carr D'Angelo's assistant?
565
00:27:36,410 --> 00:27:39,288
- Hiccups? That's you?
- Yeah.
566
00:27:39,371 --> 00:27:41,915
- Look at this. Hiccups.
- Yeah.
567
00:27:41,998 --> 00:27:43,292
Bubatzi!
568
00:27:43,375 --> 00:27:45,043
He... he called me Hiccups
569
00:27:45,126 --> 00:27:47,588
because I had the hiccups this one time
I was on the phone with him.
570
00:27:47,671 --> 00:27:49,381
Well, listen,
he didn't just have the hiccups,
571
00:27:49,465 --> 00:27:50,757
he had the hiccups.
572
00:27:50,841 --> 00:27:52,676
- He wouldn't stop hiccupping.
- Yeah.
573
00:27:52,759 --> 00:27:56,222
Uh, you can die from hiccups.
I was terrified.
574
00:27:56,305 --> 00:27:57,973
I was actually concerned.
575
00:27:58,056 --> 00:28:01,268
...It was nerve-racking. A little bit.
576
00:28:01,352 --> 00:28:04,438
How's your sister?
Did she get into Penn State?
577
00:28:04,521 --> 00:28:07,649
- She just graduated.
- Another successful Bubatzi.
578
00:28:07,733 --> 00:28:11,612
- You see, that is why I love this guy.
- What?
579
00:28:11,695 --> 00:28:15,115
He actually talked to me
when I was just an assistant.
580
00:28:15,198 --> 00:28:17,200
You treated me with respect, Sandy.
581
00:28:17,284 --> 00:28:18,827
- Not many people did.
- Well, of course.
582
00:28:18,910 --> 00:28:20,829
- This is my girl, Mary.
- Hi.
583
00:28:20,912 --> 00:28:22,122
Mary. Sandy Wexler.
584
00:28:22,205 --> 00:28:23,374
- Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you.
585
00:28:23,457 --> 00:28:24,833
Are you...
What happened to your arm?
586
00:28:25,584 --> 00:28:29,588
- Yeah, I got myself a tattoo.
- What'd you get?
587
00:28:29,671 --> 00:28:32,716
Uh... it is that of a dog bite.
588
00:28:34,218 --> 00:28:36,094
So how's Carr D'Angelo?
589
00:28:36,177 --> 00:28:39,139
Well, he, uh... he left.
He's working for Blockbuster Video now.
590
00:28:39,723 --> 00:28:43,352
Smart move. The music business
has its ups and downs,
591
00:28:43,435 --> 00:28:46,438
but Blockbuster Video's here
for the long haul.
592
00:28:47,105 --> 00:28:49,190
And you, what are you up to?
593
00:28:49,275 --> 00:28:50,484
I left, too.
594
00:28:50,567 --> 00:28:52,778
- I'm at Capitol Records now.
- Oh.
595
00:28:52,861 --> 00:28:54,238
He's head of A&R.
596
00:28:55,364 --> 00:28:57,574
You know how happy that makes me?
597
00:28:57,658 --> 00:29:00,035
Hiccups Bubatzi goes big time.
598
00:29:00,118 --> 00:29:02,579
That's just...
That's the way it should be.
599
00:29:02,663 --> 00:29:04,831
You worked your ass off, kiddo.
600
00:29:04,915 --> 00:29:07,501
Can I talk business for a second?
Is that all right?
601
00:29:07,584 --> 00:29:09,628
I have a client that, actually,
you would love to meet...
602
00:29:09,711 --> 00:29:10,962
- Tell you what...
- What?
603
00:29:11,046 --> 00:29:14,550
Call my office next week. Yeah.
604
00:29:14,633 --> 00:29:16,843
I mean, you sure? 'Cause I will call.
605
00:29:16,927 --> 00:29:18,970
I know.
606
00:29:19,054 --> 00:29:20,764
- It was great seeing you, pal.
- It was great seeing you.
607
00:29:20,847 --> 00:29:23,267
And I hope, uh,
one of those dresses works out for you.
608
00:29:23,350 --> 00:29:25,436
- Oh, no, this isn't...
- Cute.
609
00:29:25,519 --> 00:29:27,604
- It was... I mean...
- So good.
610
00:29:28,188 --> 00:29:30,774
It's a Bubatzi world. We're all just...
611
00:29:30,857 --> 00:29:32,818
Could you please
not block the whole aisle?
612
00:29:33,777 --> 00:29:35,195
We're all just living in it.
613
00:29:35,279 --> 00:29:36,655
I wasn't blocking the aisle.
614
00:29:42,369 --> 00:29:43,454
Wow.
615
00:29:46,164 --> 00:29:48,041
- Hi.
- Hey, neighbor.
616
00:29:48,124 --> 00:29:49,960
Hi, Cindy!
617
00:29:50,043 --> 00:29:52,212
Where's that
billionaire landlord of yours?
618
00:29:52,296 --> 00:29:54,506
Is he ever going to grace us
with his presence?
619
00:29:54,590 --> 00:29:56,425
What a question.
620
00:29:56,508 --> 00:29:59,177
Listen, he's supposed to come out
for Rosh Hashanah,
621
00:29:59,260 --> 00:30:01,179
but he said last year Purim,
so who knows?
622
00:30:01,262 --> 00:30:03,223
...But anyways, how are you?
623
00:30:03,307 --> 00:30:04,600
How is your husband?
624
00:30:05,642 --> 00:30:07,728
Doctors say it could be
any day now. Hmm.
625
00:30:07,811 --> 00:30:10,564
Oh, I'm so sorry. It's just...
626
00:30:11,147 --> 00:30:13,609
How are you doing?
No one ever asks how you're doing.
627
00:30:13,692 --> 00:30:14,693
How you feeling?
628
00:30:15,276 --> 00:30:17,195
The truth is that I'm just...
629
00:30:17,904 --> 00:30:19,155
a little bit lonely.
630
00:30:19,239 --> 00:30:22,493
You were together so long.
Of course you're lonely.
631
00:30:22,576 --> 00:30:25,161
So if you ever see
my tennis court lights on at night...
632
00:30:26,287 --> 00:30:28,374
that means that I could
use some company.
633
00:30:31,877 --> 00:30:35,464
- It was great to see you, Cindy.
- Bye, Sandy.
634
00:30:36,089 --> 00:30:39,134
Okay, we're gonna go.
All right. Good night, now.
635
00:30:39,217 --> 00:30:40,552
Good night.
636
00:30:40,636 --> 00:30:43,389
Look, Gary Rodgers can't make that jump
637
00:30:43,472 --> 00:30:46,892
unless you clear
every bird from the sky, Tom.
638
00:30:49,811 --> 00:30:53,399
I don't know. Is there a spray for it?
Like, a... a roach spray or...
639
00:30:53,482 --> 00:30:55,275
There's dogs. There's dogs.
640
00:30:55,359 --> 00:30:57,277
A roach spray for birds.
641
00:30:58,111 --> 00:31:01,865
Tom, I'm sorry.
That's not my job. That's your job.
642
00:31:01,948 --> 00:31:03,909
That's why I'm telling you.
643
00:31:03,992 --> 00:31:05,327
I'm telling ya!
644
00:31:05,994 --> 00:31:09,205
Listen, don't do that to me!
I'll pull the plug on this thing!
645
00:31:09,289 --> 00:31:10,874
Do you hear me?
646
00:31:12,418 --> 00:31:15,629
All right. I'm sorry I got hot there,
Tom, but you weren't listening.
647
00:31:15,712 --> 00:31:19,340
Okay, here's a stock tip
for you to make up for that.
648
00:31:19,425 --> 00:31:21,718
Pull all your money out of Apple,
649
00:31:21,802 --> 00:31:23,887
'cause no one's using
the Macintosh anymore.
650
00:31:23,970 --> 00:31:30,351
Put 80% into small local bookstores,
the other 20% into Woolworth's.
651
00:31:31,269 --> 00:31:33,271
Righto.
652
00:31:33,397 --> 00:31:36,775
- Look at you, Mr. Manager Man.
- You don't wanna yell at people,
653
00:31:36,858 --> 00:31:38,944
but sometimes
it's the only way they can hear.
654
00:31:39,027 --> 00:31:40,111
You look stunning.
655
00:31:40,195 --> 00:31:45,451
Well, this yard is the most amazing yard
I've ever seen, and that pool...
656
00:31:45,534 --> 00:31:47,327
The pool's off-limits. House rules.
657
00:31:47,411 --> 00:31:49,788
So, Yuri stopped by my office.
658
00:31:49,871 --> 00:31:52,583
Yeah, I know. He's right there.
659
00:31:54,918 --> 00:31:57,754
You see him? Let's go over.
660
00:31:58,714 --> 00:32:01,508
We need to find the one
that expresses the right message.
661
00:32:01,592 --> 00:32:04,636
You know, "I'm fun.
I'm complicated. I'm sexy."
662
00:32:04,720 --> 00:32:06,930
I'm confused. I'm crazy.
I'm embarrassed.
663
00:32:07,013 --> 00:32:09,475
You're beautiful is what you are.
Stop that.
664
00:32:09,558 --> 00:32:12,060
...Got a hit on the hip.
665
00:32:12,143 --> 00:32:14,813
This is someone I actually have to call.
666
00:32:15,856 --> 00:32:17,816
Okay, I'll be back in a few seconds.
667
00:32:17,899 --> 00:32:19,568
Okay, cool, we'll be in the pool.
668
00:32:20,235 --> 00:32:21,653
You stay out of the pool.
669
00:32:21,737 --> 00:32:22,904
I was just kidding.
670
00:32:23,530 --> 00:32:25,824
I know, and it was hysterical.
671
00:32:25,907 --> 00:32:27,743
But seriously, stay out of the pool.
672
00:32:27,826 --> 00:32:29,911
No, not you, Barry. Hi!
673
00:32:31,663 --> 00:32:34,124
- I don't know how you do it.
- Do what?
674
00:32:34,750 --> 00:32:37,043
Deal with all the crazy Sandy shit.
675
00:32:37,127 --> 00:32:40,130
- Man, he's such a...
- Boner face?
676
00:32:40,213 --> 00:32:42,716
- I love that.
- He's not a boner face.
677
00:32:42,799 --> 00:32:44,676
- He's a badass.
- Okay.
678
00:32:45,511 --> 00:32:48,597
Well, listen, this girl is one
of the best singers you'll ever see,
679
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:51,016
and the best, brightest person ever.
680
00:32:51,099 --> 00:32:54,853
I'm gonna go with the one
on the top right corner.
681
00:32:55,521 --> 00:32:58,356
And can you blow up... that one?
682
00:32:59,232 --> 00:33:00,567
Oh, my God.
683
00:33:00,651 --> 00:33:02,152
What? It's a good picture.
684
00:33:02,235 --> 00:33:04,613
Sandy already asked me
to do that for him.
685
00:33:07,866 --> 00:33:09,701
I have some interesting news.
686
00:33:09,785 --> 00:33:13,079
Capitol Records wants
to meet with you next week.
687
00:33:13,163 --> 00:33:14,831
They want to hear your demo.
688
00:33:16,207 --> 00:33:17,751
I don't have a demo.
689
00:33:17,834 --> 00:33:19,878
That's why you have me.
690
00:33:22,130 --> 00:33:26,677
♪ You make it feel like home ♪
691
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:33,183
♪ You give me butterflies, butterflies
Down to my soul ♪
692
00:33:33,767 --> 00:33:38,188
♪ Butterfly, butterfly
You don't even know ♪
693
00:33:38,271 --> 00:33:44,778
♪ It's you who I speak of
And you who I dream of ♪
694
00:33:44,861 --> 00:33:50,867
♪ And nights when I'm all alone ♪
695
00:33:50,951 --> 00:33:56,331
♪ You make it feel like home ♪
696
00:34:01,377 --> 00:34:04,380
Courtney, one take. Perfection.
697
00:34:05,215 --> 00:34:07,300
You nailed it. That was...
698
00:34:08,218 --> 00:34:09,761
Thank you so much.
699
00:34:09,844 --> 00:34:12,138
I'm gonna play this back in here.
700
00:34:12,931 --> 00:34:15,809
I can't get over what I just heard. Wow.
701
00:34:15,892 --> 00:34:16,935
My God.
702
00:34:17,894 --> 00:34:21,272
Play it back. I...
I don't even know what to say right now.
703
00:34:22,232 --> 00:34:23,233
Uh...
704
00:34:26,570 --> 00:34:29,197
There's a chance I forgot to hit record.
705
00:34:30,198 --> 00:34:32,492
What do you mean
there's a chance you forgot?
706
00:34:32,576 --> 00:34:34,703
- I... I was gonna hit record...
- Uh-huh.
707
00:34:35,871 --> 00:34:37,163
Uh, then I forgot.
708
00:34:38,456 --> 00:34:39,833
So it's more than a chance.
709
00:34:39,916 --> 00:34:42,418
- You... you did forget?
- Yes.
710
00:34:43,003 --> 00:34:45,756
Okay, so what do we do now?
711
00:34:45,839 --> 00:34:48,800
Is it another deck you have?
Is it in the board?
712
00:34:48,884 --> 00:34:50,135
No.
713
00:34:50,218 --> 00:34:53,639
- So we'll have to do it again.
- Okay.
714
00:34:54,222 --> 00:34:56,224
Okay? It's okay with you?
715
00:34:56,307 --> 00:34:58,685
If it's okay with you to do it again.
716
00:34:58,769 --> 00:35:01,187
- That's where we are right now, huh?
- Okay.
717
00:35:01,271 --> 00:35:02,522
Let's just go again.
718
00:35:05,275 --> 00:35:09,112
Courtney, there was an issue
on the subwoofer.
719
00:35:09,195 --> 00:35:10,571
It was a bit tinny.
720
00:35:10,656 --> 00:35:13,283
We adjusted that,
and we're ready for you this time.
721
00:35:13,366 --> 00:35:17,162
I'm sorry. On us, not you.
Just one more time.
722
00:35:17,245 --> 00:35:20,581
We're gonna keep our eyes
on the road. Okay?
723
00:35:20,666 --> 00:35:21,917
You got it.
724
00:35:22,000 --> 00:35:24,753
Please promise me
it's as good as your first one.
725
00:35:24,836 --> 00:35:26,963
I'm... Ha!
726
00:35:27,047 --> 00:35:29,800
You know... You know you can do that.
Okay. All right.
727
00:35:30,383 --> 00:35:31,802
Go get 'em, kiddo.
728
00:35:36,181 --> 00:35:40,769
♪ Once in a while
You find someone ♪
729
00:35:41,978 --> 00:35:48,902
♪ I dream of
At nights when I'm all alone ♪
730
00:35:49,820 --> 00:35:55,450
♪ You make it feel like home ♪
731
00:35:57,744 --> 00:36:02,666
I am so happy we had another take,
because that just killed me.
732
00:36:02,749 --> 00:36:04,751
It was so on the money.
733
00:36:04,835 --> 00:36:07,879
You were hitting notes
I didn't know were invented yet.
734
00:36:07,963 --> 00:36:11,091
Thank you from the bottom of my heart.
I'm gonna take a listen.
735
00:36:17,638 --> 00:36:19,557
God damn it!
736
00:36:21,476 --> 00:36:23,687
I should have known
you would never press the button.
737
00:36:23,770 --> 00:36:26,481
You didn't remember to put the button
on your goddamn overalls!
738
00:36:33,238 --> 00:36:34,698
Is everything okay out there?
739
00:36:35,406 --> 00:36:38,785
Yes, kiddo,
we are doing just fine. Um...
740
00:36:39,745 --> 00:36:42,831
We need to go one last time.
There was a glitch.
741
00:36:42,914 --> 00:36:48,669
There was a tremolo-treble-bass hiccup
that we have rectified,
742
00:36:48,754 --> 00:36:50,463
and we're ready for ya.
743
00:36:50,546 --> 00:36:53,925
Take three it is.
Three time's the charm. Ha!
744
00:36:54,009 --> 00:36:56,386
- Okay, kiddo, let's hit 'em.
- Okay.
745
00:36:58,513 --> 00:37:00,681
It's not rolling. It's not rolling.
746
00:37:01,516 --> 00:37:03,059
Press the button!
747
00:37:04,227 --> 00:37:08,314
Push it! It's spinning, right?!
748
00:37:08,398 --> 00:37:14,029
♪ Butterflies, butterflies
Down to my soul ♪
749
00:37:14,112 --> 00:37:17,824
♪ Butterfly, butterfly
You don't even know ♪
750
00:37:17,908 --> 00:37:24,330
I mean, it's... it's like a bird
and an angel and a saxophone
751
00:37:24,414 --> 00:37:26,666
- made love and had a baby.
- Oh, wow.
752
00:37:27,583 --> 00:37:33,799
I'm also hearing a triangle
just between all the choruses.
753
00:37:33,882 --> 00:37:35,550
How can you hear a shape?
754
00:37:35,633 --> 00:37:36,885
The instrument!
755
00:37:38,011 --> 00:37:39,012
Just...
756
00:37:39,095 --> 00:37:40,972
♪ Butterflies ♪
757
00:37:43,433 --> 00:37:45,185
♪ Butterflies ♪
758
00:37:46,561 --> 00:37:48,438
And then it would be perfect.
759
00:37:48,521 --> 00:37:50,816
Really? A triangle?
760
00:37:51,524 --> 00:37:52,943
You don't think that will sound corny?
761
00:37:53,026 --> 00:37:55,570
Way in the back. Just barely audible.
762
00:37:55,653 --> 00:38:00,909
♪ You make it feel like home ♪
763
00:38:12,003 --> 00:38:14,505
These guys get...
764
00:38:16,299 --> 00:38:20,095
Sandy, um, my dad wanted to make sure
that I said hi to you.
765
00:38:20,178 --> 00:38:21,596
- Your father, Marty?
- Yeah.
766
00:38:21,679 --> 00:38:24,557
Say hi for me.
He's a good man. A smart man.
767
00:38:24,640 --> 00:38:28,603
Um, he felt bad that you didn't get
into Hillcrest Country Club this year.
768
00:38:28,686 --> 00:38:33,024
Oh, listen, that's not his fault. I was...
That was fine. There's other clubs.
769
00:38:33,108 --> 00:38:36,027
No, actually I think
that his was the deciding vote.
770
00:38:36,111 --> 00:38:39,697
No. It's a capacity thing.
It's not his fault. It's...
771
00:38:39,780 --> 00:38:40,824
Let's do the meeting.
772
00:38:40,907 --> 00:38:43,368
- All right. We're glad you're here.
- Okay. Good.
773
00:38:43,451 --> 00:38:45,786
So anyway, now that we got
the formalities out of the way...
774
00:38:45,871 --> 00:38:48,706
Everybody got their Fruitopia?
Good, good, good.
775
00:38:48,789 --> 00:38:50,291
So, spoke to Barry.
776
00:38:50,375 --> 00:38:52,543
And, uh, Barry wanted us
to listen to your demo,
777
00:38:52,627 --> 00:38:54,754
and I gotta say, some good stuff there.
778
00:38:54,838 --> 00:38:55,839
Thank you.
779
00:38:55,922 --> 00:38:59,425
Just to... I mean, to me, no one's doing
what this kid is doing out there.
780
00:38:59,509 --> 00:39:01,761
It's... it's not Mariah.
It's not Whitney. It's...
781
00:39:01,845 --> 00:39:04,264
Well, listen, if she got the album sales
of Whitney, we'll take it.
782
00:39:04,347 --> 00:39:05,431
...Oh. Well, no,
783
00:39:05,515 --> 00:39:08,434
in terms of sound
and commerciability, absolutely.
784
00:39:08,518 --> 00:39:10,854
It's definitely Whitney.
It's a Whitney, 100%.
785
00:39:10,937 --> 00:39:12,480
- Yeah, it has potential.
- Well, hold on now.
786
00:39:12,563 --> 00:39:14,232
The production quality is complete shit.
787
00:39:14,315 --> 00:39:16,609
Complete shit. Terrible.
788
00:39:16,692 --> 00:39:20,321
But the song has potential.
Yeah, no diggity, no doubt.
789
00:39:20,405 --> 00:39:21,489
- Thank you.
- That's it.
790
00:39:21,572 --> 00:39:23,366
The song is all we're worried about.
791
00:39:23,449 --> 00:39:25,785
You gotta lose the corny triangle,
though, man.
792
00:39:27,037 --> 00:39:29,497
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, consider that gone.
793
00:39:29,580 --> 00:39:32,583
Let me ask you something, man.
Whose insane idea was that, anyway?
794
00:39:33,418 --> 00:39:35,628
Whose idea was it? Was it your idea?
795
00:39:35,711 --> 00:39:37,213
No, it was that...
It was the engineer's.
796
00:39:37,297 --> 00:39:40,300
I gotta be honest.
It was absolutely ridiculous.
797
00:39:40,383 --> 00:39:44,345
I mean, how big of an asshole
do you have to be to say,
798
00:39:44,429 --> 00:39:46,890
"You know what? Let's put a...
799
00:39:46,973 --> 00:39:49,100
...at the end of a ballad"?
800
00:39:51,561 --> 00:39:54,147
So, ready to check out our digs?
801
00:39:57,025 --> 00:39:59,235
This is Studio A.
802
00:40:00,236 --> 00:40:04,157
Les Paul helped engineer it,
and Sinatra made it infamous.
803
00:40:04,240 --> 00:40:07,160
I'm telling you,
this studio is all that...
804
00:40:07,243 --> 00:40:09,787
and a bag of chips.
805
00:40:10,413 --> 00:40:11,414
Yes.
806
00:40:13,874 --> 00:40:15,626
See this star here?
807
00:40:15,710 --> 00:40:19,047
This star marks the spot
with the best acoustics on the...
808
00:40:21,216 --> 00:40:22,550
Sandy?
809
00:40:22,633 --> 00:40:25,511
- How many of these things are there?
- We got a lot.
810
00:40:25,595 --> 00:40:28,139
- Can we talk about this star for a second?
- Yeah, go ahead.
811
00:40:28,223 --> 00:40:30,683
It's got the best acoustics
on the entire planet.
812
00:40:30,766 --> 00:40:32,643
- You good, Sandy?
- Comfortable.
813
00:40:33,853 --> 00:40:35,105
- Could I?
- Right there.
814
00:40:53,206 --> 00:40:55,125
What the hell?
Why the lights out?
815
00:40:55,208 --> 00:40:57,835
Electric bill?
Did you guys pay it this month?
816
00:40:57,918 --> 00:41:00,338
No, he's leaning on the light switch.
817
00:41:00,421 --> 00:41:01,756
No, I'm not.
818
00:41:01,839 --> 00:41:03,883
- Can you step aside, Sandy?
- Sure.
819
00:41:06,136 --> 00:41:08,888
What? That wasn't me. Wasn't me.
820
00:41:08,972 --> 00:41:10,598
...Let's try this again.
821
00:41:12,808 --> 00:41:13,977
From the top.
822
00:41:18,689 --> 00:41:20,733
Sandy, step away from the light switch.
823
00:41:20,816 --> 00:41:23,694
I did it on purpose that time.
A joke.
824
00:41:23,778 --> 00:41:26,489
I can't make jokes, guys?
Come on.
825
00:41:26,572 --> 00:41:30,660
Come on. If we're gonna do business,
we gotta realize it's fun, too.
826
00:41:30,743 --> 00:41:34,455
Ha. Ha-ha. Ha-ha-ha.
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. Sandy.
827
00:41:34,539 --> 00:41:36,207
Ha-ha-ha-ha. Sandy.
828
00:41:39,627 --> 00:41:42,047
♪ Last night I had a dream ♪
829
00:41:42,130 --> 00:41:43,964
♪ When I was 17 ♪
830
00:41:44,049 --> 00:41:46,259
♪ I was in love with you ♪
831
00:41:46,342 --> 00:41:48,553
♪ And you were so in love with me ♪
832
00:41:48,636 --> 00:41:52,098
- Yo, man, this girl can sing.
- I told you.
833
00:41:52,182 --> 00:41:55,143
♪ You got down on bended knee
Said you wanna marry me ♪
834
00:41:55,226 --> 00:41:58,104
♪ Or was that just a fantasy ♪
835
00:41:58,188 --> 00:42:02,108
♪ All I know is what I know ♪
836
00:42:02,192 --> 00:42:06,946
♪ And when I wanna be
Is living in a dream ♪
837
00:42:07,030 --> 00:42:11,617
♪ We still fall in love
Forever ♪
838
00:42:11,701 --> 00:42:14,787
She got anyone?
'Cause I think she's my type.
839
00:42:14,870 --> 00:42:16,206
What are you doing here?
840
00:42:16,289 --> 00:42:18,458
Why are we worried
about her marital status?
841
00:42:18,541 --> 00:42:20,418
Shouldn't you be
preparing your rap, Mase?
842
00:42:20,501 --> 00:42:22,087
We're gonna get to it.
843
00:42:22,170 --> 00:42:24,714
Old man, we're gonna get to all of it.
844
00:42:24,797 --> 00:42:26,424
"Old man"? I ain't that old.
845
00:42:26,507 --> 00:42:29,635
♪ Last night I had a dream
That you were here with me ♪
846
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:31,804
♪ And we were in a tree ♪
847
00:42:31,887 --> 00:42:33,806
♪ K-I-S-S-I-N-G ♪
848
00:42:33,889 --> 00:42:36,517
♪ I love him
I need him so ♪
849
00:42:36,601 --> 00:42:38,394
Come on. Come on. Come on.
850
00:42:39,270 --> 00:42:41,064
♪ I'll kiss you on your neck, yes ♪
851
00:42:41,147 --> 00:42:43,274
♪ Then you can say
you had the best, yes ♪
852
00:42:43,358 --> 00:42:45,693
♪ As I give you the game
Eyes of champagne ♪
853
00:42:45,776 --> 00:42:47,903
♪ Blowin' on the jet
Call it hydroplane ♪
854
00:42:49,072 --> 00:42:50,740
He doesn't have his own microphone?
855
00:42:50,823 --> 00:42:52,742
No, no, check it out.
856
00:42:52,825 --> 00:42:56,246
♪ Mr. DJ ♪
857
00:42:57,413 --> 00:43:01,709
♪ Take me to a time when he
Was still in love with me ♪
858
00:43:01,792 --> 00:43:04,420
♪ Mr. DJ ♪
859
00:43:04,504 --> 00:43:06,256
♪ Please send me a dream ♪
860
00:43:06,339 --> 00:43:09,717
♪ Put my finger in a ring
And gave his... ♪
861
00:43:12,345 --> 00:43:15,973
Every song is incredible.
That album is gonna be massive.
862
00:43:16,056 --> 00:43:18,518
So Babyface produced it?
Like the Babyface?
863
00:43:18,601 --> 00:43:20,145
Like, the guy with the face of a baby?
864
00:43:20,228 --> 00:43:23,481
He has a very childlike face, it's true.
865
00:43:23,564 --> 00:43:25,483
It's so good for women, so strong.
866
00:43:25,566 --> 00:43:29,028
It's like Emmylou Harris, if she was
raised in Neil Young's tour van
867
00:43:29,112 --> 00:43:32,532
and doing blow with Iggy Pop
and Etta James in a Mississippi bayou.
868
00:43:32,615 --> 00:43:34,617
Wow. Thanks, I think?
869
00:43:34,700 --> 00:43:37,120
She doesn't understand how good that is?
870
00:43:37,203 --> 00:43:40,248
No, I do. I'm just grateful
you all actually just listened to it.
871
00:43:40,331 --> 00:43:42,667
That's what we do. It's our ritual.
872
00:43:42,750 --> 00:43:46,045
Whenever anybody at Wexler Artists
completes a project,
873
00:43:46,129 --> 00:43:48,047
- we gather together.
- We do?
874
00:43:48,131 --> 00:43:51,091
We didn't even know
you had other clients until today.
875
00:43:51,176 --> 00:43:53,511
Oh, you guys all knew about each other.
876
00:43:53,594 --> 00:43:54,595
I knew you had other clients,
877
00:43:54,679 --> 00:43:56,639
but you told me I was
in a different league from them.
878
00:43:56,722 --> 00:43:59,309
That's what the prick told us, too.
879
00:43:59,392 --> 00:44:01,101
Sorry, we've never done
the ritual before.
880
00:44:01,186 --> 00:44:03,688
If it's a first time, Sandy,
how can it be a ritual?
881
00:44:03,771 --> 00:44:05,565
Okay, and who is that guy?
882
00:44:05,648 --> 00:44:08,401
Can we put him in a drawer or something?
That's horrifying.
883
00:44:08,484 --> 00:44:11,237
Sandy, aren't you forgetting
the best part of the ritual?
884
00:44:11,321 --> 00:44:13,823
- What's that, dear?
- Jumping in the pool.
885
00:44:13,906 --> 00:44:15,741
- Yeah! Let's do it!
- Oh, no, no, no, no!
886
00:44:15,825 --> 00:44:17,660
No, that's not part of the ritual!
887
00:44:19,119 --> 00:44:22,582
No, no, no, wait!
We are not permitted in the pool! Okay?
888
00:44:22,665 --> 00:44:25,626
- Firuz forbids it.
- You're not in a cult, are you, Sandy?
889
00:44:25,710 --> 00:44:27,420
No, Firuz is my landlord.
890
00:44:27,503 --> 00:44:30,840
He does not allow us in the pool.
It is forbidden.
891
00:44:30,923 --> 00:44:32,091
No, no. All right!
892
00:44:32,175 --> 00:44:35,553
Ah! Don't you come any closer, Sandy.
I'll put my whole foot in, I swear.
893
00:44:35,636 --> 00:44:36,929
No, no!
894
00:44:37,012 --> 00:44:38,889
- Please don't... No!
- Ooh!
895
00:44:38,973 --> 00:44:41,767
No, I am not kidding you, Courtney.
I will let you go as a client.
896
00:44:41,851 --> 00:44:43,644
- I didn't wanna have to say that.
- Oh, my God.
897
00:44:43,728 --> 00:44:46,021
Do not put your foot in the pool,
or the career is done.
898
00:44:46,105 --> 00:44:47,523
And I'm not... I'm not messing with you.
899
00:44:47,607 --> 00:44:49,359
- Oh, God.
- I don't care what you're saying.
900
00:44:49,442 --> 00:44:51,068
Whoa!
901
00:44:51,151 --> 00:44:53,195
Okay, you did it! You did it!
You did the foot.
902
00:44:53,279 --> 00:44:54,822
You did the foot. The foot is wet.
903
00:44:54,905 --> 00:44:58,451
Please come back in the house.
I'm asking nicely.
904
00:44:58,534 --> 00:45:00,620
I just don't have... I can't...
905
00:45:00,703 --> 00:45:02,663
I wasn't gonna go in.
906
00:45:02,747 --> 00:45:04,790
I know you weren't gonna go in.
907
00:45:04,874 --> 00:45:06,917
I... I can't joke, too?
908
00:45:07,001 --> 00:45:09,044
- Really? "I know you won't."
- I can't joke, too.
909
00:45:09,128 --> 00:45:11,464
Whoo! Cannonball!
910
00:45:11,547 --> 00:45:12,673
Whoo!
911
00:45:32,985 --> 00:45:35,363
Maybe tomorrow. Maybe tomorrow, okay?
912
00:45:35,446 --> 00:45:36,656
Maybe I'll wear you tomorrow.
913
00:45:36,739 --> 00:45:38,616
And... and it's not you guys.
You're doing great.
914
00:45:38,699 --> 00:45:40,785
I love you guys.
I love you guys, all right?
915
00:45:40,868 --> 00:45:42,703
Good night. Good night, everybody.
916
00:45:42,787 --> 00:45:43,954
Good night.
917
00:45:45,290 --> 00:45:49,627
♪ Once in a while
You find someone ♪
918
00:45:50,670 --> 00:45:55,466
♪ Right from the start
Your heart is done ♪
919
00:45:56,551 --> 00:45:58,010
♪ Feels something like... ♪
920
00:45:58,093 --> 00:46:00,680
- Sandy?
- Who's that?
921
00:46:00,763 --> 00:46:02,432
Don't "who's that" me, man.
922
00:46:02,515 --> 00:46:04,224
Why do you screw Firuz?
923
00:46:04,309 --> 00:46:06,602
- Firuz?
- Yes.
924
00:46:06,686 --> 00:46:09,397
I don't see you.
Show your face!
925
00:46:09,480 --> 00:46:11,649
I'm in Tehran, you imbecile.
926
00:46:11,732 --> 00:46:14,360
I tell you to stay out of my pool,
and what do you do?
927
00:46:14,444 --> 00:46:16,111
You go in my pool.
928
00:46:16,195 --> 00:46:19,657
Uh, nobody went in your pool.
No, no, who told you that? The dogs?
929
00:46:19,740 --> 00:46:23,661
I have cameras everywhere, man.
I'm watching you all the time.
930
00:46:23,744 --> 00:46:26,456
You're much better
than anything we have on Iranian TV.
931
00:46:26,539 --> 00:46:28,499
I see you with bacon over the sink,
932
00:46:28,583 --> 00:46:31,461
I see you fall asleep in my chair,
watching my Cinemax.
933
00:46:31,544 --> 00:46:33,379
And I see your godless friends
in my pool!
934
00:46:33,463 --> 00:46:35,965
No, no, listen, Firuz.
Here's what happened.
935
00:46:36,048 --> 00:46:38,468
There was an earthquake in Los Angeles.
936
00:46:38,551 --> 00:46:42,347
So we just went in the pool
'cause it's the safest place to be.
937
00:46:42,430 --> 00:46:45,600
But we didn't go all the way in.
No water was touched.
938
00:46:45,683 --> 00:46:48,561
Sandy, you lie all the time, man.
It's embarrassing.
939
00:46:48,644 --> 00:46:51,105
I wish I was lying. I wish I was.
940
00:46:51,188 --> 00:46:53,941
And how many times are you going to
listen to that one song, my friend?
941
00:46:54,024 --> 00:46:56,318
I mean, mix in a little
Miami Sound Machine or something.
942
00:46:56,402 --> 00:46:58,237
It's a client of mine. Courtney Clarke.
943
00:46:58,320 --> 00:46:59,530
What, you don't like it?
944
00:46:59,614 --> 00:47:02,032
The song is good, and I like her, too.
945
00:47:02,116 --> 00:47:04,994
You know, when she was in bathroom,
I got quite a good look at her.
946
00:47:05,077 --> 00:47:06,871
- You what?
- Firuz joking.
947
00:47:06,954 --> 00:47:09,374
I don't have cameras
in bathroom anymore.
948
00:47:09,457 --> 00:47:11,376
I had them taken out
when you had the big hemorrhoid.
949
00:47:11,459 --> 00:47:14,211
That wasn't a hemorrhoid,
that was a fissure.
950
00:47:14,294 --> 00:47:17,882
But, Sandy, people in my pool,
this I do not like!
951
00:47:17,965 --> 00:47:19,675
- I...
- That's strike one, Sandy!
952
00:47:19,759 --> 00:47:20,843
I'm telling you...
953
00:47:20,926 --> 00:47:23,846
- You don't want to get strike two.
- I... I agree.
954
00:47:23,929 --> 00:47:25,973
Goodbye from Firuz.
955
00:47:26,599 --> 00:47:27,767
Bye-bye.
956
00:47:31,812 --> 00:47:36,025
You know, I did tell them not to go
in the pool, and they did it anyway.
957
00:47:36,108 --> 00:47:37,985
- So you admit it?
- No! I...
958
00:47:38,068 --> 00:47:41,155
Strike two! Firuz knows everything.
959
00:47:45,117 --> 00:47:47,870
Okay, what are we doing today, big guy?
960
00:47:47,953 --> 00:47:51,040
We going to Jerry's?
Or you want to go to Carney's?
961
00:47:51,123 --> 00:47:52,458
I can go either one.
962
00:47:52,542 --> 00:47:56,128
It's all good for the Atkins.
I can get a frankfurter, no bun.
963
00:47:56,211 --> 00:47:58,338
- I know.
- I can get a plate of roast beef...
964
00:47:58,423 --> 00:48:00,049
- or corn beef...
- Don't go over the whole menu.
965
00:48:00,132 --> 00:48:01,592
I don't give a shit
about your roast beef.
966
00:48:01,676 --> 00:48:04,219
Stu Smiley passed on me
for the Young Comedians Special.
967
00:48:04,303 --> 00:48:05,805
- That's right. He...
- I don't even believe it.
968
00:48:05,888 --> 00:48:07,264
- He's a moron.
- He's not a moron.
969
00:48:07,347 --> 00:48:12,770
He's a pompous know-it-all,
smarmy little Ivy League pussy.
970
00:48:12,853 --> 00:48:17,817
- He went to San Diego State... actually.
- You're kidding me right now, right?
971
00:48:17,900 --> 00:48:19,694
You corrected me 'cause
he went to San Diego State?
972
00:48:19,777 --> 00:48:21,236
No, I'm agreeing with you.
973
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:26,784
I'm saying you are too smart
and too topical to be on HBO.
974
00:48:26,867 --> 00:48:28,077
They like young and stupid.
975
00:48:28,160 --> 00:48:30,079
- They like cute and moronic.
- Yes.
976
00:48:30,162 --> 00:48:32,915
- Nothing challenging, nothing unfamiliar.
- No.
977
00:48:32,998 --> 00:48:35,876
- They want some, like, ex-Florida DJ...
- Ha!
978
00:48:35,960 --> 00:48:37,462
...who's blandly handsome,
979
00:48:37,545 --> 00:48:41,841
and his little gimmicks, his voice
cracks on the punch line or he's...
980
00:48:41,924 --> 00:48:43,551
Pretends to be tripping
on acid the whole set.
981
00:48:44,844 --> 00:48:46,178
Chinese food?
982
00:48:47,179 --> 00:48:48,639
I don't want Chinese food for lunch.
983
00:48:49,557 --> 00:48:51,058
All right, beef and broccoli.
984
00:48:51,141 --> 00:48:53,728
This conversation goes a lot better
when it's just me talking.
985
00:48:53,811 --> 00:48:56,564
- I'm not in the conversation?
- Oh, you are, but you aren't.
986
00:48:56,647 --> 00:49:00,485
You can let... Blast off on me.
Go ahead. Yell at me as much as you want.
987
00:49:00,568 --> 00:49:03,571
As long as you promise to bring it
on the stage with you tonight,
988
00:49:03,654 --> 00:49:05,072
- and you show HBO...
- I promise.
989
00:49:05,155 --> 00:49:06,741
...they don't need to discover you.
990
00:49:06,824 --> 00:49:09,952
Kevin Connors will discover himself.
Thank you very much.
991
00:49:10,035 --> 00:49:13,455
What does that even mean?
How do I discover myself?
992
00:49:13,539 --> 00:49:15,583
Do you know how dumb that sounds?
993
00:49:15,666 --> 00:49:18,794
That's one of the... Don't click.
Why're you clicking? Stop clicking!
994
00:49:18,878 --> 00:49:21,380
You always click whenever
you get nervous. It's psychotic.
995
00:49:21,463 --> 00:49:22,882
Your technique...
996
00:49:22,965 --> 00:49:24,091
What is that?
997
00:49:24,174 --> 00:49:26,468
It's, uh... That's Courtney's song.
998
00:49:26,552 --> 00:49:28,721
That's... Ask her what station it is.
999
00:49:28,804 --> 00:49:30,598
What station is it?
1000
00:49:30,681 --> 00:49:33,142
Excuse me, miss? Oh, wow. Hi.
1001
00:49:33,225 --> 00:49:35,227
Oh, my God, I know you.
1002
00:49:35,310 --> 00:49:36,395
- She knows me.
- Hey. Yeah.
1003
00:49:36,478 --> 00:49:39,148
Didn't you get one star
on Star Search the other day?
1004
00:49:39,231 --> 00:49:40,858
No.
1005
00:49:40,941 --> 00:49:43,110
This... What station are
you listening to? The number?
1006
00:49:43,193 --> 00:49:45,320
- What?
- The station you're listening to?
1007
00:49:45,404 --> 00:49:47,782
You need to enunciate.
I can't understand what you are saying.
1008
00:49:47,865 --> 00:49:49,700
No, no, what is the dial number?
1009
00:49:49,784 --> 00:49:51,493
What are you tripping about, bro?
1010
00:49:51,577 --> 00:49:54,622
I'm asking you
what station you're listening to!
1011
00:49:54,705 --> 00:49:56,582
Don't you... What are you...
1012
00:49:56,666 --> 00:49:58,208
Good job. You scared her off.
1013
00:49:58,292 --> 00:50:00,294
Oh, come on here.
1014
00:50:00,377 --> 00:50:01,754
It's your Uncle Joe Benson...
1015
00:50:04,173 --> 00:50:06,383
There it is. There it is!
1016
00:50:07,552 --> 00:50:09,386
This is Courtney's song.
1017
00:50:10,345 --> 00:50:12,014
What are you shocked by?
She's a great singer.
1018
00:50:12,097 --> 00:50:13,140
Oh, my God.
1019
00:50:13,223 --> 00:50:16,018
♪ And we were in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G ♪
1020
00:50:18,020 --> 00:50:19,271
What the hell, Sandy?
1021
00:50:20,815 --> 00:50:22,608
You can take care of this, right?
1022
00:50:22,692 --> 00:50:24,819
My Nautilus place is right here.
I'm gonna go do a circuit.
1023
00:50:26,070 --> 00:50:28,155
How about this song? Huh, guys?
1024
00:50:30,157 --> 00:50:34,244
I got Integrity No-Fault Insurance.
How about you?
1025
00:50:38,498 --> 00:50:39,625
The song... This song...
1026
00:50:40,375 --> 00:50:41,376
Ha...
1027
00:51:10,364 --> 00:51:11,490
Hey, hey.
1028
00:51:22,459 --> 00:51:24,419
You look like a star.
1029
00:51:25,004 --> 00:51:26,338
Thank you!
1030
00:51:26,421 --> 00:51:28,966
You look like Mike Tyson
knocked you out.
1031
00:51:29,049 --> 00:51:30,342
What happened?
1032
00:51:30,425 --> 00:51:33,470
Oh, I ran into a moose on Melrose.
1033
00:51:33,553 --> 00:51:37,182
Yeah, it must have escaped
off the Paramount lot.
1034
00:51:37,808 --> 00:51:41,896
- This dress on you...
- I just love it.
1035
00:51:41,979 --> 00:51:45,816
Of course you do. It's from
your dirty magazine page, ya weirdo.
1036
00:51:49,153 --> 00:51:50,487
Well, it works!
1037
00:51:50,570 --> 00:51:53,699
What are we doing tonight to celebrate?
You were on the radio!
1038
00:51:53,783 --> 00:51:55,868
Hmm. Well, Bling just called,
1039
00:51:55,951 --> 00:52:00,080
and Quincy Jones invited me
to his party tonight.
1040
00:52:00,164 --> 00:52:03,918
- Jonesy? Jonesy's having a party?
- Okay. Uh-huh.
1041
00:52:04,001 --> 00:52:05,335
I heard he was gonna have a...
1042
00:52:05,419 --> 00:52:06,921
- I just didn't know when.
- Oh.
1043
00:52:07,004 --> 00:52:09,006
So what?
Did you get a plus-one or...
1044
00:52:09,089 --> 00:52:10,507
Yes, plus-one.
1045
00:52:11,258 --> 00:52:13,135
- And I'm the one?
- Yeah.
1046
00:52:13,218 --> 00:52:17,181
You know, I met his grandmother
years ago at a Hamburger Hamlet.
1047
00:52:17,264 --> 00:52:19,433
She calls him Quincelius.
1048
00:52:19,516 --> 00:52:22,144
So every time I see him,
I say, "Hi, Quincelius."
1049
00:52:22,227 --> 00:52:23,979
He gives me a look like,
"How did he know?"
1050
00:52:24,063 --> 00:52:27,399
Okay, cool.
So should we go to the party?
1051
00:52:27,482 --> 00:52:29,985
You wanna go to it?
Why shouldn't... Let's pop by.
1052
00:52:30,069 --> 00:52:31,403
He lives in Venice, right?
1053
00:52:31,486 --> 00:52:33,613
Uh... no, the address is in Bel Air.
1054
00:52:33,698 --> 00:52:36,867
Oh, so he moved? Okay, okay, he moved.
1055
00:52:50,547 --> 00:52:52,842
Sandy Wexler. Wow.
1056
00:52:52,925 --> 00:52:54,468
They let you in this party?
1057
00:52:54,551 --> 00:52:55,803
Hey, Bronstein.
1058
00:52:55,886 --> 00:52:57,847
You heard you didn't get into
Hillcrest Country Club, right?
1059
00:52:57,930 --> 00:52:59,014
Yeah, I heard.
1060
00:52:59,098 --> 00:53:01,809
This place is incredible!
1061
00:53:01,892 --> 00:53:04,019
Yeah, it's nice. It's nice.
1062
00:53:04,103 --> 00:53:06,438
His one in Venice wasn't trying as hard.
1063
00:53:07,314 --> 00:53:09,649
Quincy never lived in Venice.
What you talking about, Willis?
1064
00:53:09,734 --> 00:53:11,360
What? No, she said he did.
1065
00:53:11,443 --> 00:53:14,321
- What?
- She? Oh!
1066
00:53:14,404 --> 00:53:15,990
I'm a huge fan. I'm Arsenio.
1067
00:53:16,656 --> 00:53:19,576
I know, Arsenio. Courtney.
1068
00:53:19,659 --> 00:53:24,289
Hey, Arsenio. Good to see you.
I'm Sandy Wexler, her manager.
1069
00:53:24,373 --> 00:53:27,459
You remember? We met at, uh...
at Bernie's beach house.
1070
00:53:27,542 --> 00:53:30,337
Your manager look like he fell down
an elevator shaft. What's up?
1071
00:53:30,420 --> 00:53:34,341
No, no, no. I, uh... Fender bender.
You should see the other guy.
1072
00:53:34,424 --> 00:53:36,593
- Oh, he got hurt?
- Who did?
1073
00:53:36,676 --> 00:53:39,054
- The other guy?
- What? No.
1074
00:53:40,765 --> 00:53:43,183
You know what?
I heard your new song, "Mr. DJ."
1075
00:53:43,267 --> 00:53:45,644
I love it. It's off the chain.
You've gotta come on the show and do it.
1076
00:53:45,727 --> 00:53:47,479
- I would love to.
- Oh, well, listen.
1077
00:53:47,562 --> 00:53:50,024
I got a call from Johnny Carson
today, actually.
1078
00:53:50,107 --> 00:53:54,694
He heard the song as well on the radio,
and he booked her on the show next week.
1079
00:53:54,779 --> 00:53:56,030
Carson?
1080
00:53:57,197 --> 00:53:58,407
Well, congratulations.
1081
00:53:58,490 --> 00:54:02,119
You ever need me, Stage 29.
I'll be there forever, baby.
1082
00:54:02,202 --> 00:54:05,622
Ah, thanks, Arsenio.
No, I didn't mean any problem...
1083
00:54:05,705 --> 00:54:08,375
You didn't tell me
I was doing Carson next week!
1084
00:54:08,458 --> 00:54:12,087
That was a negotiation ploy.
I may have overplayed my hand there.
1085
00:54:12,171 --> 00:54:13,755
Carson retired two years ago.
1086
00:54:13,839 --> 00:54:16,050
Sandy Wexler?
Somebody hide the pastrami.
1087
00:54:17,384 --> 00:54:19,219
Hey, thank you. Good to see you, too.
1088
00:54:20,846 --> 00:54:24,224
Wow. Look at all these awards he has.
1089
00:54:24,308 --> 00:54:25,684
You'll have more one day.
1090
00:54:25,767 --> 00:54:27,769
- Me?
- Yes, you.
1091
00:54:27,853 --> 00:54:28,979
You promise me this.
1092
00:54:29,063 --> 00:54:31,523
- After you win your first Grammy...
- Uh-huh.
1093
00:54:31,606 --> 00:54:35,485
...you go home that night, you
put your ugly duckling hat on...
1094
00:54:35,569 --> 00:54:36,695
I am not putting that hat on.
1095
00:54:36,778 --> 00:54:38,363
...to remind yourself
where you come from.
1096
00:54:38,447 --> 00:54:41,658
- You put it on. I'm not putting it on.
- You don't wanna see me in that...
1097
00:54:41,741 --> 00:54:43,869
Sandy, Sandy, Sandy.
1098
00:54:44,453 --> 00:54:46,413
Well, who whooped your ass
and got away with it?
1099
00:54:46,496 --> 00:54:51,501
No, this was a high-impact
Tae Bo class I took. It's fine.
1100
00:54:51,585 --> 00:54:52,586
Okay.
1101
00:54:52,669 --> 00:54:55,714
How about our girl here
getting the radio play, huh?
1102
00:54:55,797 --> 00:54:57,757
Did I tell you she's
a superstar or what?
1103
00:54:57,842 --> 00:54:59,468
Oh, yeah, she's getting some heat.
1104
00:54:59,551 --> 00:55:01,803
- Yeah, we'll see where it goes.
- Thanks, Bling.
1105
00:55:01,887 --> 00:55:06,433
Excuse me. Excuse me, Shortie Doo-Wop,
can I get two Zimas and for Sandy...
1106
00:55:06,516 --> 00:55:08,435
I'll take a diet ginger ale.
1107
00:55:08,518 --> 00:55:11,563
- Amy Baskin.
- Sandy, what are you doing here?
1108
00:55:11,646 --> 00:55:14,859
I was invited.
Thank you very much. Hi.
1109
00:55:15,567 --> 00:55:17,736
Bling, I want you to meet Amy Baskin.
1110
00:55:17,819 --> 00:55:20,572
To me, she is the next Grace Kelly.
1111
00:55:20,655 --> 00:55:23,242
- I'm trying.
- Amy? Courtney.
1112
00:55:23,325 --> 00:55:24,743
Remember me from the ritual pool party?
1113
00:55:24,826 --> 00:55:27,872
Oh, my God. I heard your song
on the radio twice today.
1114
00:55:27,955 --> 00:55:31,000
- Congratulations, Courtney.
- Oh, well, we got a great manager.
1115
00:55:31,083 --> 00:55:33,585
He told me to always
sing from the heart.
1116
00:55:33,668 --> 00:55:36,171
And I tell this girl,
"Always act from the heart."
1117
00:55:36,255 --> 00:55:38,883
Hey, did we get the offer on
the Mentos commercial I was on hold for?
1118
00:55:38,966 --> 00:55:42,719
No, you weren't on hold for it.
What I said was,
1119
00:55:42,802 --> 00:55:46,598
"I called them and they put me on hold
for about 45 minutes."
1120
00:55:46,681 --> 00:55:50,185
But when they... they got on the phone,
they told me they passed on you.
1121
00:55:51,353 --> 00:55:52,938
- Well, there you go.
- No, it's good.
1122
00:55:53,022 --> 00:55:54,523
They said she had a great reading.
1123
00:55:54,606 --> 00:55:57,026
That it truly looked like
she loved the Mentos.
1124
00:55:57,859 --> 00:55:59,111
I'll be back with your drinks.
1125
00:55:59,194 --> 00:56:00,195
- Okay.
- Okay.
1126
00:56:00,279 --> 00:56:03,573
Yo, check it out. It's OJ Simpson,
Phil Spector and Robert Blake.
1127
00:56:03,657 --> 00:56:06,493
Good guys.
Call 'em the dream team.
1128
00:56:06,576 --> 00:56:08,162
- I'm gonna go chop it up with 'em.
- All right.
1129
00:56:08,245 --> 00:56:11,123
The juice is on the loose!
What's happening, killer?
1130
00:56:11,706 --> 00:56:15,252
So, uh, what do you think?
We've been to the party. We had fun.
1131
00:56:15,335 --> 00:56:17,879
- Time to go?
- I wanna see Jonesy.
1132
00:56:17,963 --> 00:56:20,299
- Who's Jonesy?
- Quincy?
1133
00:56:20,382 --> 00:56:22,927
- Oh, Quincy? You wanna see, uh...
- Yeah.
1134
00:56:23,010 --> 00:56:24,386
...Quincelius?
1135
00:56:24,469 --> 00:56:25,887
All right. Let's get that done.
1136
00:56:25,971 --> 00:56:28,307
- You think he's around?
- Yeah, it'll be good to see him again.
1137
00:56:29,099 --> 00:56:30,434
Uh, yeah, let's find him.
1138
00:56:31,143 --> 00:56:35,981
Okay, now, Courtney,
it's Domaines Ott Bandol Rosé.
1139
00:56:36,065 --> 00:56:37,316
- My favorite.
- Mmm.
1140
00:56:43,989 --> 00:56:45,324
What do you think?
1141
00:56:45,407 --> 00:56:48,202
Mmm! This is so good, Mr. Jones.
1142
00:56:48,285 --> 00:56:50,037
What do you think, Sandy?
You like it?
1143
00:56:51,580 --> 00:56:52,998
What's the matter, man?
1144
00:56:53,082 --> 00:56:55,125
Nothing. No, I think it's good.
1145
00:56:55,209 --> 00:56:57,502
It's... it's... It's just grapey.
1146
00:56:58,337 --> 00:57:02,716
- What do you mean "grapey"?
- Oh, I... I didn't say it was a bad thing.
1147
00:57:03,717 --> 00:57:06,178
Okay. I'm gonna try
to respect your opinion, brother.
1148
00:57:06,761 --> 00:57:10,515
Let me try another one. I've got
a '61 Château Pétrus downstairs.
1149
00:57:10,599 --> 00:57:11,725
Okay.
1150
00:57:11,808 --> 00:57:14,519
I paid eight grand for it
at the Côte de Nuits.
1151
00:57:14,603 --> 00:57:16,396
- Yeah, okay.
- That's too much. No.
1152
00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:18,690
Pretty sure this'll get your attention.
1153
00:57:18,773 --> 00:57:20,400
Thank you, Quincelius.
1154
00:57:20,484 --> 00:57:21,901
Who the hell is Quincelius?
1155
00:57:22,819 --> 00:57:25,155
Nobody. Come on. What are we doing here?
1156
00:57:28,075 --> 00:57:29,659
Thank you.
1157
00:57:29,743 --> 00:57:31,954
It was grapey. It was a little grapey.
1158
00:57:32,037 --> 00:57:35,624
- I think you offended him.
- No, I didn't.
1159
00:57:35,707 --> 00:57:37,251
I thought it was cool.
1160
00:57:38,293 --> 00:57:42,256
When he comes back, I dare you
to say you hate that one, too.
1161
00:57:42,339 --> 00:57:43,507
What?
1162
00:57:43,590 --> 00:57:46,843
The man spent $8,000 on the wine.
He'll kill me.
1163
00:57:46,926 --> 00:57:49,638
Oh, we'll laugh our asses off. Come on.
1164
00:57:49,721 --> 00:57:54,393
- Courtney, what do you got me doing here?
- I was saving this for a special occasion.
1165
00:57:54,476 --> 00:57:56,270
I think this is special enough.
1166
00:57:58,438 --> 00:58:00,732
You'll have to let me know
what you think, baby.
1167
00:58:00,815 --> 00:58:02,567
Yeah. Thank you.
1168
00:58:03,818 --> 00:58:04,944
Very much.
1169
00:58:06,405 --> 00:58:08,032
What do you think, honey?
1170
00:58:08,115 --> 00:58:11,326
Mr. Jones, this is exquisite.
1171
00:58:11,410 --> 00:58:13,037
And, Sanford, you likey?
1172
00:58:18,333 --> 00:58:20,919
- Honestly?
- What else, man?
1173
00:58:22,462 --> 00:58:25,090
- It's a little nutty.
- Nutty?
1174
00:58:26,341 --> 00:58:27,842
For my taste.
1175
00:58:32,514 --> 00:58:35,017
Maybe if you put an ice cube in it...
1176
00:58:35,100 --> 00:58:39,813
- Oh, my goodness.
- Get out of my house!
1177
00:58:39,896 --> 00:58:41,273
- Now!
- Hey, hey, I didn't mean to...
1178
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:45,402
- Now! Out! Out!
- I'm gonna leave.
1179
00:58:45,485 --> 00:58:48,072
- No, I just got to get my jacket.
- Out! Get... get out of here.
1180
00:58:48,155 --> 00:58:49,781
- Listen.
- Out!
1181
00:58:49,864 --> 00:58:53,202
Man, one of these is mine.
Is this navy or black?
1182
00:58:53,285 --> 00:58:57,122
I'm having a hard time seeing.
My glasses are blurry from the wine toss.
1183
00:58:57,206 --> 00:58:58,373
Get out!
1184
00:58:58,457 --> 00:59:01,043
You know what? This is probably it.
I... I'm gonna go.
1185
00:59:01,126 --> 00:59:03,837
- Leave!
- Courtney! Okay.
1186
00:59:03,920 --> 00:59:07,049
Hey. Thank you, Q-bert.
It was a great night.
1187
00:59:07,132 --> 00:59:10,135
- Did you see the way that was...
- You made me do that! You!
1188
00:59:10,219 --> 00:59:11,511
- How are we getting out?
- Are you happy?
1189
00:59:11,595 --> 00:59:13,930
I don't know where...
Go. Just go. Is he coming?
1190
00:59:14,013 --> 00:59:17,892
Courtney's first single was huge.
I remember the album was even bigger.
1191
00:59:17,976 --> 00:59:20,937
I heard every song
on every station of every radio.
1192
00:59:25,650 --> 00:59:27,277
Yay, Courtney!
1193
00:59:29,529 --> 00:59:32,116
Courtney blew up
to Whitney Houston-type status.
1194
00:59:32,199 --> 00:59:33,200
Oh, really?
1195
00:59:33,283 --> 00:59:34,951
- So it was crazy.
- Mariah Carey, you know...
1196
00:59:39,331 --> 00:59:43,252
You're nobody, and then you're somebody,
and everyone's clamoring after you.
1197
00:59:43,335 --> 00:59:45,837
And it's scary. It can be scary.
1198
00:59:59,101 --> 01:00:01,520
- Sandy...
- Courtney, what's wrong?
1199
01:00:01,603 --> 01:00:03,813
I think someone's outside my house.
1200
01:00:03,897 --> 01:00:06,441
I'm scared it's one of those freaks
that's been calling me or something.
1201
01:00:06,525 --> 01:00:08,610
What? Who's calling you?
1202
01:00:08,693 --> 01:00:09,903
I don't know.
1203
01:00:09,986 --> 01:00:12,781
I've been dealing with this
ever since I moved into this place.
1204
01:00:12,864 --> 01:00:14,991
- Are your doors locked?
- Yeah.
1205
01:00:15,074 --> 01:00:17,244
You stay inside. I'll be right there.
1206
01:00:27,879 --> 01:00:29,589
You're in trouble now, tough guy!
1207
01:00:30,424 --> 01:00:33,427
Look what I've been carrying
around in my backseat...
1208
01:00:34,093 --> 01:00:37,139
ever since I was attacked
on Ventura Place.
1209
01:00:38,056 --> 01:00:40,434
Huh? You like this?
1210
01:00:41,143 --> 01:00:42,936
You wanna... You wanna feel it?
1211
01:00:44,604 --> 01:00:46,148
Come out! Where are you?
1212
01:00:47,316 --> 01:00:50,026
Courtney, stay in the house!
1213
01:00:53,363 --> 01:00:54,531
What's that?
1214
01:00:56,200 --> 01:00:58,285
What? You think you can hide?
1215
01:01:00,954 --> 01:01:04,541
Are you scared? Huh?
1216
01:01:04,624 --> 01:01:06,960
'Cause I'm scared, too.
1217
01:01:07,043 --> 01:01:10,380
I'm scared I'm gonna shatter
every bone in your face!
1218
01:01:17,346 --> 01:01:18,597
You're gone?
1219
01:01:20,474 --> 01:01:23,185
That's it. Truce.
1220
01:01:24,394 --> 01:01:25,395
No more.
1221
01:01:30,817 --> 01:01:32,194
Ow!
1222
01:01:36,615 --> 01:01:41,745
What you were so afraid of
was nothing but a raccoon.
1223
01:01:41,828 --> 01:01:42,829
No way.
1224
01:01:42,912 --> 01:01:46,208
I'm telling you, you'll never have to
worry about him again, though.
1225
01:01:46,916 --> 01:01:48,627
You didn't kill him, did you?
1226
01:01:49,503 --> 01:01:51,796
No. No. Uh, I...
1227
01:01:51,880 --> 01:01:56,134
I seen him go out into the forest again
to see his family, so...
1228
01:01:56,218 --> 01:01:57,886
All right? But I screamed at him.
1229
01:01:57,969 --> 01:02:01,306
I let him know, "Don't come back here.
You stay with the...
1230
01:02:02,474 --> 01:02:04,351
On your side of the fence."
1231
01:02:04,434 --> 01:02:06,270
Okay.
1232
01:02:06,353 --> 01:02:08,272
Come on in.
Let me wash those clothes.
1233
01:02:08,355 --> 01:02:12,401
When I used to represent Hooch
from Turner & Hooch,
1234
01:02:12,484 --> 01:02:16,738
I got a similar call
about a late-night trespasser.
1235
01:02:16,821 --> 01:02:19,449
Turned out it was Benji's trainer.
1236
01:02:19,533 --> 01:02:24,579
Uh, he was jealous that Hooch
was now the hottest dog in the business.
1237
01:02:24,663 --> 01:02:27,707
- You're making that up.
- No, no, no, I think that's true.
1238
01:02:27,791 --> 01:02:30,960
You're insane, Sandy.
Take off those pants.
1239
01:02:31,711 --> 01:02:34,298
What? What, right here?
1240
01:02:34,381 --> 01:02:35,424
I won't look.
1241
01:02:35,507 --> 01:02:37,592
Well, you'll be missing out, then.
1242
01:02:37,676 --> 01:02:39,344
Oh, really?
1243
01:02:40,011 --> 01:02:42,221
No. Maybe you should turn around.
1244
01:02:42,306 --> 01:02:44,766
Turning around.
1245
01:02:44,849 --> 01:02:47,852
I'm glad you took
this place, by the way.
1246
01:02:47,936 --> 01:02:49,688
The real estate lady told me
1247
01:02:49,771 --> 01:02:53,567
that David Crosby died
three times in this house.
1248
01:02:53,650 --> 01:02:55,902
I'm gonna keep the beeper,
if that's all right.
1249
01:02:55,985 --> 01:02:58,738
Kevin Connors did
a show on Brea tonight,
1250
01:02:58,822 --> 01:03:02,867
co-headlining with AJ Jamal.
I wanna make sure that went well.
1251
01:03:03,827 --> 01:03:06,204
So, pants are coming down.
1252
01:03:07,121 --> 01:03:08,373
Here you go.
1253
01:03:10,792 --> 01:03:13,337
All right. Come on.
Let's get these washed.
1254
01:03:13,920 --> 01:03:16,005
Sure. Hey, thanks for doing that.
1255
01:03:19,884 --> 01:03:21,470
You called Bling, too?
1256
01:03:21,553 --> 01:03:23,513
Oh, I was here anyway, Sandy.
1257
01:03:23,597 --> 01:03:25,474
With my pants on.
1258
01:03:30,144 --> 01:03:33,064
The important thing
is that Courtney feels safe.
1259
01:03:33,147 --> 01:03:35,066
- That's all I'm worried about.
- Hmm.
1260
01:03:35,149 --> 01:03:36,818
An unlisted phone number.
1261
01:03:36,901 --> 01:03:38,737
That's the way to go
for an artist of your stature.
1262
01:03:38,820 --> 01:03:40,780
I can get that done for you
tomorrow morning.
1263
01:03:40,864 --> 01:03:44,075
Oh, no, it's all... It's all good,
Sandy. I handled it already.
1264
01:03:44,158 --> 01:03:47,245
Oh, you did? Good. Good. Good for you.
1265
01:03:50,164 --> 01:03:52,125
Sandy, can you pass me the gravy?
1266
01:03:52,208 --> 01:03:55,712
Can I pass you the gravy?
Absolutely. I can pass you the gravy.
1267
01:03:55,795 --> 01:03:57,547
- Here. You want me to put it on for you?
- I got it.
1268
01:03:57,631 --> 01:03:58,923
- You got it?
- Yeah.
1269
01:03:59,007 --> 01:04:01,760
I was thinking we should get back
in the studio, Courtney.
1270
01:04:01,843 --> 01:04:04,262
Maybe noodle around with some new tunes.
1271
01:04:04,346 --> 01:04:06,973
With all due respect, Sandy,
I understand that,
1272
01:04:07,056 --> 01:04:10,268
but, uh, her existing record's
gonna be on the charts for months.
1273
01:04:10,352 --> 01:04:12,604
You don't want her competing
against herself now, do you?
1274
01:04:12,687 --> 01:04:16,733
Who else do you want her competing with?
I mean it's a win-win. To me.
1275
01:04:19,318 --> 01:04:20,570
I know what you mean, Sandy.
1276
01:04:20,654 --> 01:04:23,865
I have lots of ideas,
but I can't tomorrow.
1277
01:04:23,948 --> 01:04:26,075
We've got publicist meetings.
1278
01:04:26,159 --> 01:04:29,371
- Publicists? What... what publicists?
- Oh, yeah, just the top ones.
1279
01:04:29,454 --> 01:04:31,039
You know what?
I'll send you the list, actually.
1280
01:04:31,122 --> 01:04:33,708
You know what?
Better yet, I'll e-mail you the list.
1281
01:04:33,792 --> 01:04:36,545
- What is that?
- Oh, you're not familiar with e-mail?
1282
01:04:36,628 --> 01:04:40,382
E-mail? Of course I heard of that.
Which one are you talking about?
1283
01:04:40,465 --> 01:04:44,636
You got your computer, right?
And you plug that into your phone line,
1284
01:04:44,719 --> 01:04:50,434
and you could send a document to another
computer clear across the country
1285
01:04:50,517 --> 01:04:52,602
in a matter of minutes.
1286
01:04:52,686 --> 01:04:56,398
Who licks the envelope? R2-D2?
I'm lost right now.
1287
01:04:56,481 --> 01:04:59,150
Now I think we're making
a wrong move here.
1288
01:04:59,233 --> 01:05:03,321
I have a publicity campaign designed
strictly for this woman right here.
1289
01:05:03,405 --> 01:05:06,533
You have a publicity campaign? Well,
I mean, we're... The family's all here.
1290
01:05:06,616 --> 01:05:08,367
We would love to hear about it.
What is it?
1291
01:05:08,452 --> 01:05:10,870
Well, I usually like my clients
to start slow.
1292
01:05:10,954 --> 01:05:12,997
Keep it simple. Don't overexpose.
1293
01:05:14,332 --> 01:05:16,250
- Really, Sandy?
- Yes.
1294
01:05:16,334 --> 01:05:18,252
Just gonna spit your chicken on my face?
That's for you.
1295
01:05:19,337 --> 01:05:22,507
Okay. Maybe we'll hold off
on the publicist thing.
1296
01:05:22,591 --> 01:05:23,592
Thank you.
1297
01:05:23,675 --> 01:05:25,343
But then we'll bring in one soon.
1298
01:05:25,427 --> 01:05:27,053
- Okay, boys?
- We'll talk about that.
1299
01:05:27,136 --> 01:05:29,222
Absolutely. I think that's smart.
1300
01:05:29,305 --> 01:05:31,307
All right. I'm gonna go check
on these jeans.
1301
01:05:31,390 --> 01:05:33,309
- Okay?
- Yes, my queen.
1302
01:05:33,392 --> 01:05:34,728
Your queen?
1303
01:05:36,688 --> 01:05:41,150
Sandy, you are the reason
she needs a publicist.
1304
01:05:41,234 --> 01:05:42,611
I'm the reason?
1305
01:05:42,694 --> 01:05:45,489
You know how many calls I got after
Quincy Jones threw you out of his party?
1306
01:05:45,572 --> 01:05:49,451
- Oh... She dared me to do it.
- What are you, 14, Sandy?
1307
01:05:49,534 --> 01:05:51,911
No, I'm not 14. I'm not 14 at all.
1308
01:05:51,995 --> 01:05:53,412
Your job is to protect her.
1309
01:05:53,497 --> 01:05:55,499
I protect her 24/7!
1310
01:05:55,582 --> 01:05:58,167
And how is that?
By screwing up her shot on Arsenio?
1311
01:05:58,251 --> 01:05:59,794
We got the show, didn't we?
1312
01:05:59,878 --> 01:06:01,295
Because I fixed it!
1313
01:06:01,379 --> 01:06:04,423
You fixed it. You did everything.
You invented music.
1314
01:06:04,508 --> 01:06:05,759
What did you do, Sandy?
1315
01:06:05,842 --> 01:06:08,344
Did you file the paperwork for the Grammy
nomination before the deadline?
1316
01:06:08,427 --> 01:06:10,514
Did you squash the story in the Enquirer
1317
01:06:10,597 --> 01:06:13,933
about her corrections officer father
falling asleep during a prison riot?
1318
01:06:14,017 --> 01:06:16,060
Did you send envelopes of cash
to the radio stations
1319
01:06:16,144 --> 01:06:17,436
so they could play her record?
1320
01:06:18,437 --> 01:06:19,939
No, you didn't do that.
1321
01:06:20,023 --> 01:06:21,483
You know how I know
you didn't do it, Sandy?
1322
01:06:21,566 --> 01:06:23,442
Because I did it.
I did all those things.
1323
01:06:23,527 --> 01:06:26,112
And what did you do? Hmm?
1324
01:06:26,195 --> 01:06:30,116
You made sure Gary,
the daredevil trapeze artist,
1325
01:06:30,199 --> 01:06:33,036
was her opening act
at the Universal Amphitheatre.
1326
01:06:34,037 --> 01:06:35,038
Gary is family.
1327
01:06:35,121 --> 01:06:37,791
This dude shattered his pelvis
on an amplifier!
1328
01:06:37,874 --> 01:06:39,501
I was there. I saw.
1329
01:06:39,584 --> 01:06:41,460
There was blood
all over the first three rows!
1330
01:06:41,545 --> 01:06:43,505
- People were vomiting!
- Yeah, all right.
1331
01:06:43,588 --> 01:06:44,798
That doesn't really segue well
1332
01:06:44,881 --> 01:06:47,551
into soulful singer-songwriter now,
does it, Sandy?
1333
01:06:47,634 --> 01:06:50,011
She got 'em back.
She's too good to lose a crowd.
1334
01:06:50,094 --> 01:06:51,513
She's too good for you.
1335
01:06:52,388 --> 01:06:54,098
Sandy, she could have
any manager she wants.
1336
01:06:54,182 --> 01:06:55,266
She wants me!
1337
01:06:55,349 --> 01:06:57,519
And that is what's holding her back.
1338
01:06:59,270 --> 01:07:00,980
Look, Sandy, you did your job.
1339
01:07:01,856 --> 01:07:04,526
You brought her up to the big leagues.
1340
01:07:04,609 --> 01:07:07,070
I'm telling you. Come on!
1341
01:07:07,987 --> 01:07:10,824
But now you're just...
You're out of your depth.
1342
01:07:10,907 --> 01:07:13,284
Don't let your ego get in the way.
1343
01:07:13,993 --> 01:07:18,081
Can you look me in the eye and tell me
you're doing what's best for her?
1344
01:07:22,501 --> 01:07:23,753
- Okay.
- Ah!
1345
01:07:23,837 --> 01:07:26,255
Pants-Off Dance-Off
is officially canceled.
1346
01:07:26,339 --> 01:07:27,716
- Put these bad boys on.
- Okay.
1347
01:07:27,799 --> 01:07:31,803
You got the stain out?
Very nice. Look at you. Look at you.
1348
01:07:31,886 --> 01:07:35,264
Well, I'm beat to shit.
I'm gonna call it.
1349
01:07:35,849 --> 01:07:39,102
You're gonna call it?
All right. I'll walk you out, then.
1350
01:07:39,185 --> 01:07:42,689
Thank you for everything.
Appreciate it all.
1351
01:07:52,115 --> 01:07:54,993
Oh. Oh, yeah. Good night.
1352
01:08:06,630 --> 01:08:08,464
Thanks for scaring the stalker raccoon.
1353
01:08:08,547 --> 01:08:11,760
You don't have to thank me, Courtney.
That's my pleasure.
1354
01:08:11,843 --> 01:08:12,844
Look, Sandy...
1355
01:08:14,553 --> 01:08:16,347
This rock star thing is new to me.
1356
01:08:17,223 --> 01:08:19,558
I'm doing the best I can
to make everybody happy, you know.
1357
01:08:19,643 --> 01:08:23,897
You make the world happy, Courtney.
That's all you need to worry about.
1358
01:08:24,814 --> 01:08:25,899
Thank you, Sandy.
1359
01:08:26,608 --> 01:08:29,402
That's why it's difficult
for me to tell you this.
1360
01:08:29,485 --> 01:08:33,114
But where you are right now
in your career,
1361
01:08:33,197 --> 01:08:36,868
and what it requires of my time, it's...
1362
01:08:39,037 --> 01:08:43,708
I'm being kind of forced here
to make sacrifices that,
1363
01:08:43,792 --> 01:08:47,045
with good conscience,
I don't really wanna make.
1364
01:08:47,128 --> 01:08:48,587
Like what?
1365
01:08:48,672 --> 01:08:52,676
Like my stable of talent.
1366
01:08:52,759 --> 01:08:57,263
I can't give them what I believe
each and every one of them deserves
1367
01:08:57,346 --> 01:09:02,894
if I'm worried about all the
complexities of your day-to-day.
1368
01:09:02,977 --> 01:09:05,146
It's a lot, kid. I'm sorry.
1369
01:09:05,229 --> 01:09:08,316
So what? You don't want
to work together anymore?
1370
01:09:08,399 --> 01:09:12,403
Well, it's just the current situation
isn't fair to you, either.
1371
01:09:12,486 --> 01:09:17,366
I can't commit to you 100%
if I got other things on my mind,
1372
01:09:17,450 --> 01:09:20,119
which unfortunately I do.
The stable.
1373
01:09:20,203 --> 01:09:22,831
Sandy, let's not do this right now.
1374
01:09:24,207 --> 01:09:26,876
Let's take a minute and think it over.
1375
01:09:26,960 --> 01:09:28,878
I don't need a minute.
1376
01:09:28,962 --> 01:09:32,506
I promised your dad
I'd always do what's best for you.
1377
01:09:32,590 --> 01:09:33,925
This is best.
1378
01:09:38,221 --> 01:09:39,388
So that's it?
1379
01:09:41,265 --> 01:09:44,143
You ever need me, just beep.
1380
01:09:46,479 --> 01:09:47,646
Sandy.
1381
01:09:50,942 --> 01:09:51,943
Beep.
1382
01:09:53,737 --> 01:09:55,529
You're gonna be all right, Courtney.
1383
01:09:56,530 --> 01:09:57,949
You're gonna be a legend.
1384
01:10:00,534 --> 01:10:01,995
Brightest star out there.
1385
01:10:26,269 --> 01:10:30,481
Legend has it he stayed in that car
and cried for... six hours?
1386
01:10:35,528 --> 01:10:39,073
Someone called child services 'cause
they thought a little girl was in trouble.
1387
01:10:39,157 --> 01:10:40,158
- Yeah.
- In a car.
1388
01:10:44,829 --> 01:10:46,790
I mean, not that anybody has a good cry,
1389
01:10:46,873 --> 01:10:48,750
but his cry sounded
like some kind of, like,
1390
01:10:48,833 --> 01:10:51,335
lonesome moose.
1391
01:10:57,091 --> 01:10:59,761
Whatever the amount of time was
that he cried,
1392
01:10:59,844 --> 01:11:01,805
he broke his own rules.
He just got too close.
1393
01:11:01,888 --> 01:11:04,182
It was Alfred all over again.
1394
01:11:04,265 --> 01:11:05,516
That was a tough time...
1395
01:11:07,769 --> 01:11:13,441
'cause Sandy not only lost
his most talented client ever,
1396
01:11:13,524 --> 01:11:17,195
but he also lost this person
he had feelings for.
1397
01:11:18,196 --> 01:11:19,948
It must've been
especially painful for Sandy,
1398
01:11:20,031 --> 01:11:22,366
because Courtney Clarke was everywhere.
1399
01:11:25,494 --> 01:11:26,495
Whoo!
1400
01:11:33,920 --> 01:11:36,881
Gary Rodgers, ladies and gentlemen.
1401
01:11:36,964 --> 01:11:40,802
♪ There's something
In the way that you smile ♪
1402
01:11:41,969 --> 01:11:47,266
♪ There's something
In the way that you talk to me ♪
1403
01:11:47,350 --> 01:11:52,355
♪ The way that you look at me
Boy, I can't see anything... ♪
1404
01:11:52,438 --> 01:11:54,482
Yo, man, your girl blew up.
She the shit now.
1405
01:11:54,565 --> 01:11:56,609
- Congratulations, Sandy.
- Yeah.
1406
01:11:56,692 --> 01:11:58,777
Yeah, she's doing great. Uh...
1407
01:11:58,862 --> 01:12:01,114
We're not working together
anymore, though.
1408
01:12:02,198 --> 01:12:04,783
Oh. Now that makes sense.
1409
01:12:04,868 --> 01:12:06,160
Later, dawg.
1410
01:12:06,244 --> 01:12:08,496
Yeah. That makes sense.
1411
01:12:09,330 --> 01:12:11,875
It makes sense if I kill you, Arsenio.
1412
01:12:13,001 --> 01:12:14,210
That would make sense.
1413
01:12:14,293 --> 01:12:17,630
♪ I know it is destiny ♪
1414
01:12:21,300 --> 01:12:24,803
♪ Hot summer nights, lovers ♪
1415
01:12:24,888 --> 01:12:26,305
Get out of town with that.
1416
01:12:26,389 --> 01:12:29,058
♪ Samba dancing with
Fire in their eyes burning ♪
1417
01:12:29,142 --> 01:12:30,184
Come on.
1418
01:12:30,894 --> 01:12:34,063
♪ Hearts on full with desire ♪
1419
01:12:34,147 --> 01:12:37,525
♪ Wanting you, wanting me ♪
1420
01:12:37,608 --> 01:12:42,613
♪ Gonna make you wanna fall in love
Love, love, love ♪
1421
01:12:43,697 --> 01:12:46,659
♪ Yeah, I think I'm gonna fall in love ♪
1422
01:12:47,368 --> 01:12:50,663
Oh, jeez, you're going for this?
Give me a break here.
1423
01:12:50,746 --> 01:12:54,500
♪ Samba dancing with
Fire in their eyes burning ♪
1424
01:12:54,583 --> 01:12:58,546
♪ Hearts on full with desire... ♪
1425
01:12:58,629 --> 01:13:00,006
All right. That's enough.
1426
01:13:01,049 --> 01:13:02,175
Come on, already.
1427
01:13:45,468 --> 01:13:46,885
What have we got here?
1428
01:13:49,931 --> 01:13:52,391
Sandy!
1429
01:13:52,475 --> 01:13:54,518
I was scared you wouldn't come.
1430
01:13:56,062 --> 01:13:59,398
Hey. Where's Peter? Is he doing PT?
1431
01:13:59,482 --> 01:14:02,651
Sandy, why don't you
take off your shoes?
1432
01:14:02,735 --> 01:14:05,238
Take off my... Oh, for your rug?
1433
01:14:05,321 --> 01:14:07,240
You know, my shoes are actually cleaner
1434
01:14:07,323 --> 01:14:09,867
than my socks, but...
1435
01:14:09,951 --> 01:14:11,369
And here we are.
1436
01:14:12,996 --> 01:14:14,956
- Hey, hey.
- And here's your throne.
1437
01:14:15,039 --> 01:14:17,083
Why don't you sit down, Sandy?
1438
01:14:17,166 --> 01:14:19,252
- Hey.
- What would you like to drink?
1439
01:14:19,335 --> 01:14:21,462
You know, I got a bit of a sour stomach.
1440
01:14:21,545 --> 01:14:25,633
If you got Dr. Brown's black cherry
diet, that would be perfect.
1441
01:14:27,593 --> 01:14:30,638
Or a big glass of whiskey.
Either way is...
1442
01:14:40,398 --> 01:14:41,399
Oh, look.
1443
01:14:41,983 --> 01:14:43,734
Ah.
1444
01:14:47,488 --> 01:14:51,700
Did you ever see
that naughty little movie, 9½ Weeks?
1445
01:14:51,784 --> 01:14:53,119
No, I didn't.
1446
01:14:53,202 --> 01:14:56,414
I saw Problem Child, though.
That kid was hysterical.
1447
01:14:58,582 --> 01:15:02,586
Well, not as funny as that.
Look at you.
1448
01:15:03,421 --> 01:15:06,465
- Peter's been sick for a long time.
- Yeah.
1449
01:15:07,466 --> 01:15:09,927
And a woman yearns for a man's touch.
1450
01:15:10,636 --> 01:15:12,138
Hey, no, that's natural.
1451
01:15:12,221 --> 01:15:14,098
Are you a man, Sandy?
1452
01:15:15,183 --> 01:15:16,975
I don't know. I...
1453
01:15:17,060 --> 01:15:19,645
I was bar mitzvahed,
but that was a long time ago.
1454
01:15:22,565 --> 01:15:24,567
- You know what I love about you?
- Yeah?
1455
01:15:24,650 --> 01:15:26,860
Your voice.
1456
01:15:26,944 --> 01:15:29,113
Come on. I've got a surprise.
1457
01:15:30,448 --> 01:15:31,574
- Come along.
- Hey, what's this?
1458
01:15:31,657 --> 01:15:33,951
- Just sit here. Now, sit.
- Oh! Oh, yeah.
1459
01:15:34,035 --> 01:15:36,620
Aye, aye, aye! Yeah!
1460
01:15:36,704 --> 01:15:38,497
Touch me, Sandy. Touch me.
1461
01:15:38,581 --> 01:15:41,584
Well, I... I was just walking
on the carpet in my socks.
1462
01:15:41,667 --> 01:15:46,630
- I don't wanna zap you.
- Oh. You can zap me. Just zap me.
1463
01:15:50,343 --> 01:15:52,095
Cindy!
1464
01:16:01,812 --> 01:16:06,024
Don't worry about Peter.
He only wants my happiness.
1465
01:16:06,109 --> 01:16:07,360
Yeah.
1466
01:16:13,907 --> 01:16:16,410
I can't do it. I can't.
1467
01:16:16,494 --> 01:16:18,954
- I'd feel better if we...
- Don't, Sandy, please.
1468
01:16:19,038 --> 01:16:21,540
- Don't leave. Stay here.
- Oh...
1469
01:16:21,624 --> 01:16:23,459
We... we could put a blanket
over his head.
1470
01:16:24,293 --> 01:16:28,256
That's... that's actually a thought.
1471
01:16:28,339 --> 01:16:31,008
No. He says no. He said... I'm sorry.
1472
01:16:31,092 --> 01:16:34,220
I consider Peter a friend,
1473
01:16:34,303 --> 01:16:38,141
whether he's alive or dead
or in a vegetative state.
1474
01:16:38,224 --> 01:16:40,601
Thanks for the offer, okay?
1475
01:16:41,810 --> 01:16:45,063
I got the shock! I knew I... The socks.
1476
01:16:52,405 --> 01:16:53,406
Pervert.
1477
01:16:58,744 --> 01:16:59,870
- Cindy!
- Cindy!
1478
01:16:59,953 --> 01:17:01,247
Madonna!
1479
01:17:01,330 --> 01:17:02,415
Melissa!
1480
01:17:03,291 --> 01:17:05,834
Wrapping up the CDs.
1481
01:17:05,918 --> 01:17:08,045
Doing too good a job. I feel that...
1482
01:17:09,505 --> 01:17:13,091
Just... a little bit overzealous
with the wrapping is my feeling.
1483
01:17:13,176 --> 01:17:16,470
What is the security on this thing?
1484
01:17:16,554 --> 01:17:17,846
It's a $12 item.
1485
01:17:17,930 --> 01:17:19,848
They got it wrapped up
like the Hope Diamond.
1486
01:17:20,974 --> 01:17:22,768
It's impossible
that they have cellophane...
1487
01:17:22,851 --> 01:17:27,022
What are you doing? You look gloomy.
Reiser's killing out there. Come on.
1488
01:17:27,105 --> 01:17:29,775
You're like a monkey with a coconut.
You're just looking at it...
1489
01:17:29,858 --> 01:17:32,653
He's killing the jokes that I wrote.
It should be me up there killing it.
1490
01:17:32,736 --> 01:17:36,407
Next year, it will be.
CBS sees your jokes work now.
1491
01:17:36,490 --> 01:17:39,327
Next year, you'll be telling those
jokes, 'cause you wrote 'em.
1492
01:17:43,080 --> 01:17:46,209
You want me to do the jokes
he's telling right now
1493
01:17:46,292 --> 01:17:47,293
on next year's Grammys?
1494
01:17:47,376 --> 01:17:49,170
But you do 'em in your voice.
1495
01:17:49,253 --> 01:17:51,672
But the punch lines are the same.
People have heard them already.
1496
01:17:51,755 --> 01:17:53,299
You do new punch lines.
1497
01:17:53,382 --> 01:17:55,509
So then they're new...
They're new jokes.
1498
01:17:55,593 --> 01:17:57,761
No, but you're doing 'em in your voice.
1499
01:17:57,845 --> 01:17:59,222
I wanna strangle you.
1500
01:17:59,305 --> 01:18:00,806
- Don't say "your voice" again.
- What are you...
1501
01:18:00,889 --> 01:18:02,558
I'm gonna kill you
if you say "in my voice."
1502
01:18:02,641 --> 01:18:04,768
- Would you stop? I can't ever...
- Sandy?
1503
01:18:07,355 --> 01:18:08,356
Courtney.
1504
01:18:09,607 --> 01:18:11,359
Look at you!
1505
01:18:11,442 --> 01:18:14,945
- Hey! Hey.
- Hey! Oh.
1506
01:18:16,739 --> 01:18:20,618
You, uh, remember my, uh,
client Paul Reiser?
1507
01:18:21,619 --> 01:18:23,746
- Kevin Connors.
- Kevin!
1508
01:18:24,455 --> 01:18:26,540
They should have had you host this show.
1509
01:18:26,624 --> 01:18:30,669
Paul Reiser is usually funny,
but his jokes tonight are just corny.
1510
01:18:32,380 --> 01:18:34,673
- You still doing Atkins? I see.
- Atkins.
1511
01:18:34,757 --> 01:18:36,467
- You look great!
- Thank you. Well, my God.
1512
01:18:36,550 --> 01:18:38,135
- I look good? Look at you.
- You look so good!
1513
01:18:38,219 --> 01:18:40,929
I have been following you.
You are doing so well.
1514
01:18:41,013 --> 01:18:44,600
The Grammy tonight. Did I tell you
when that was gonna happen, huh?
1515
01:18:44,683 --> 01:18:46,227
You deserve it all. You really do.
1516
01:18:46,310 --> 01:18:49,605
You deserve it, too.
I wouldn't be here without you.
1517
01:18:49,688 --> 01:18:52,775
Are you kidding me?
You cannot stop a shooting star.
1518
01:18:52,858 --> 01:18:54,735
- Aw.
- Our scientists have proven this.
1519
01:18:55,361 --> 01:18:57,321
You are unbelievable, Sandy.
1520
01:18:57,405 --> 01:18:59,407
How's Bling? Where is he?
1521
01:18:59,490 --> 01:19:02,660
Yeah, he's my label guy.
He's not my guy-guy anymore.
1522
01:19:02,743 --> 01:19:06,079
- Well, I'm so sorry. That's...
- Don't be.
1523
01:19:06,163 --> 01:19:07,998
Things happen for a reason.
1524
01:19:08,081 --> 01:19:09,625
I scored us each a goodie bag, my sweet.
1525
01:19:09,708 --> 01:19:11,960
- Hi, cuteness.
- Can I keep your PlayStation?
1526
01:19:12,044 --> 01:19:13,296
Yes.
1527
01:19:13,379 --> 01:19:19,009
Guys, this is my new boyfriend, Ra...
Say it for me, babe.
1528
01:19:19,092 --> 01:19:20,511
Ramiro Alejandro.
1529
01:19:20,594 --> 01:19:24,307
- Sandy Wexler.
- Nice to meet you, Ramir...
1530
01:19:24,390 --> 01:19:26,183
- Ramiro Alejandro.
- I know.
1531
01:19:26,267 --> 01:19:29,395
Oh, is this the old Make-A-Wish guy
you were telling me about?
1532
01:19:29,478 --> 01:19:32,105
No. No, we used to work together.
1533
01:19:32,189 --> 01:19:35,150
Hey, you wanna come to Clive Davis'
after-party? You could ride with us.
1534
01:19:35,233 --> 01:19:37,069
I, uh, would love to.
1535
01:19:37,152 --> 01:19:39,405
- I, uh, have to go somewhere.
- Aw.
1536
01:19:39,488 --> 01:19:42,491
A client of mine... Amy Baskin.
You... you remember Amy.
1537
01:19:42,575 --> 01:19:43,576
Yeah!
1538
01:19:43,659 --> 01:19:47,913
Yes, well, she got the lead in "Sound
of Music" at the Pasadena Playhouse.
1539
01:19:47,996 --> 01:19:51,917
- She'll be Partygoer Number One.
- Yeah, that's the lead.
1540
01:19:52,000 --> 01:19:54,545
It is. She's...
She's the lead partygoer.
1541
01:19:54,628 --> 01:19:57,798
Let's get together real soon, Sandy.
Promise me.
1542
01:19:57,881 --> 01:20:00,759
- I promise. You promise me this.
- Of course. What?
1543
01:20:00,843 --> 01:20:02,177
- After Clive's party...
- Mmm-hmm.
1544
01:20:02,260 --> 01:20:04,638
- ...you put on the ugly duckling hat...
- Oh, gosh.
1545
01:20:04,722 --> 01:20:06,682
...and you remind yourself
where you came from.
1546
01:20:06,765 --> 01:20:08,058
Not on this hair.
1547
01:20:08,141 --> 01:20:10,143
- Like we... Nope, not on your hair.
- Courtney...
1548
01:20:10,227 --> 01:20:11,729
- You promise?
- ...we have to go.
1549
01:20:11,812 --> 01:20:13,522
- I promise. Okay.
- I gotta see you. Okay.
1550
01:20:13,606 --> 01:20:15,399
Good to see you, babe.
1551
01:20:15,483 --> 01:20:18,944
Nice meeting you, Sammy!
Hope they find a cure for you, buddy.
1552
01:20:19,027 --> 01:20:20,821
Buddy, move. Move!
1553
01:20:20,904 --> 01:20:22,656
- Get out the way!
- Which way are you moving?
1554
01:20:22,740 --> 01:20:23,866
- Okay, go!
- Sandy, move! Sandy!
1555
01:20:23,949 --> 01:20:25,743
That was another tough
goodbye for Sandy.
1556
01:20:25,826 --> 01:20:29,121
He... he didn't even know if he would
ever see or talk to Courtney again.
1557
01:20:29,204 --> 01:20:30,664
Of course he kept himself busy.
1558
01:20:30,748 --> 01:20:32,249
He actually signed someone
1559
01:20:32,333 --> 01:20:35,210
who was involved in the biggest form
of entertainment in the '90s.
1560
01:20:35,293 --> 01:20:36,795
Wrestling. Professional wrestling.
1561
01:20:40,090 --> 01:20:42,676
Yeah!
1562
01:20:51,935 --> 01:20:52,936
Yeah!
1563
01:21:02,446 --> 01:21:07,284
Go to sleep, baby!
It's night-night time!
1564
01:21:18,295 --> 01:21:20,005
- You're the man, Bedtime.
- Isn't he?
1565
01:21:20,088 --> 01:21:21,757
Oh, I know you're gonna
take the title on Sunday.
1566
01:21:21,840 --> 01:21:24,885
I'm gonna make 'em go night-night.
1567
01:21:25,969 --> 01:21:28,764
- Thank you.
- I'm gonna lose.
1568
01:21:28,847 --> 01:21:30,724
You don't know that. Hang on, please.
1569
01:21:30,808 --> 01:21:33,727
Yeah, I do know that. I got the script.
1570
01:21:33,811 --> 01:21:37,440
Tsunami sits on my face until I tap out.
I'm never gonna be the champ.
1571
01:21:37,523 --> 01:21:38,691
Okay, look.
1572
01:21:38,774 --> 01:21:42,820
The good thing is, you're gonna have
a grown man sit on your face,
1573
01:21:42,903 --> 01:21:46,156
and the entire world is gonna
be watching. That's a positive.
1574
01:21:46,239 --> 01:21:48,325
- That's not a positive.
- It's a positive because it's...
1575
01:21:48,409 --> 01:21:49,702
- The fame factor.
- What?
1576
01:21:49,785 --> 01:21:52,955
Hey, Bedtime. Will you rock me like a baby
while my brother Dicky gets a picture?
1577
01:21:53,038 --> 01:21:54,957
- What are you, six?
- Yeah, of course he will.
1578
01:21:55,040 --> 01:21:57,167
- Of course he will do it.
- Do you see the size of this guy?
1579
01:21:57,250 --> 01:21:58,293
Just get on it.
1580
01:21:58,376 --> 01:22:02,297
Oh. Hang on, guys.
My cellular device is ringing.
1581
01:22:03,048 --> 01:22:05,383
And I hit this, and I pull this.
1582
01:22:06,218 --> 01:22:07,344
Wexler Artists.
1583
01:22:07,428 --> 01:22:09,847
Mr. Wexler, it is
Chippy from Dan Tana's.
1584
01:22:09,930 --> 01:22:14,685
Chippy! Hey! How's it going?
How was your vacation to Cincinnati?
1585
01:22:14,768 --> 01:22:17,395
It was, uh, not a vacation.
My mother died.
1586
01:22:17,480 --> 01:22:19,022
I went to Cincinnati for the funeral.
1587
01:22:19,106 --> 01:22:21,358
Oh, yeah. That's right.
How's your mother?
1588
01:22:22,985 --> 01:22:24,194
What are you calling for?
1589
01:22:24,277 --> 01:22:27,990
We have a delicate situation with a client
of yours who has had too much to drink.
1590
01:22:28,073 --> 01:22:30,826
And unfortunately,
there are very many paparazzi out front.
1591
01:22:32,035 --> 01:22:34,204
Oh, boy. Was it Gary or Kevin?
1592
01:22:39,376 --> 01:22:41,336
Yeah, I chased him
for six or seven blocks.
1593
01:22:41,419 --> 01:22:45,173
Just come on. Get a life, guys. Jeez.
1594
01:22:51,429 --> 01:22:53,223
- Bring me to the package.
- This way.
1595
01:23:02,816 --> 01:23:04,026
Courtney?
1596
01:23:05,360 --> 01:23:08,446
What the... What's going on, kiddo?
1597
01:23:09,031 --> 01:23:11,324
Sandy! They found you!
1598
01:23:11,408 --> 01:23:12,868
Yeah, they found me.
1599
01:23:12,951 --> 01:23:16,288
You just stay put, okay?
You stay right there.
1600
01:23:21,084 --> 01:23:23,462
Aw, Sandy to the rescue.
1601
01:23:24,379 --> 01:23:27,675
No one can find out about this.
You understand me, Chippy? Not even you.
1602
01:23:28,717 --> 01:23:29,885
Okay, Sandy.
1603
01:23:31,303 --> 01:23:32,763
- Okay.
- Sandy!
1604
01:23:34,807 --> 01:23:37,810
What? She'll suffocate?
Is that what you're saying?
1605
01:23:37,893 --> 01:23:40,353
Courtney! Courtney! Courtney!
1606
01:23:40,437 --> 01:23:42,314
Go jump in a lake, fellas!
1607
01:23:48,070 --> 01:23:52,741
Ah! No, no, no, no! Oh, come on!
Oh, please, please, please.
1608
01:23:53,951 --> 01:23:56,494
Keep your voices down. Let her sleep.
1609
01:23:58,121 --> 01:24:01,625
That's right. Just sleep. Sleep, sleep.
1610
01:24:02,209 --> 01:24:04,545
Let me get this up for you.
1611
01:24:05,462 --> 01:24:08,131
And you... you're breathing.
1612
01:24:08,882 --> 01:24:10,050
Are you breathing?
1613
01:24:10,759 --> 01:24:12,761
Yeah, there it is. Okay.
1614
01:24:12,845 --> 01:24:13,929
You'll be all right.
1615
01:24:16,056 --> 01:24:19,893
I'm telling you, he's the best
ventriloquist in the business. He...
1616
01:24:19,977 --> 01:24:21,436
You don't see him talking?
1617
01:24:21,519 --> 01:24:26,441
No, you see his lips move slightly,
but that's not the important thing.
1618
01:24:26,524 --> 01:24:29,069
The important thing
is what the guy is saying.
1619
01:24:29,152 --> 01:24:32,197
No one looks at the lips
if they're laughing, then...
1620
01:24:32,280 --> 01:24:33,949
No, kids love him.
1621
01:24:34,032 --> 01:24:37,786
That's why I'm bringing it up
to you. The kids will love this guy.
1622
01:24:37,870 --> 01:24:41,373
He's got curly hair,
and... and he's got the mustache.
1623
01:24:41,456 --> 01:24:42,457
I'm sorry.
1624
01:24:42,540 --> 01:24:45,502
- Linda, I'm... I'm just asking if you...
- Do you want some breakfast?
1625
01:24:45,586 --> 01:24:47,504
- Sandy...
- If you could just
1626
01:24:47,588 --> 01:24:49,547
put a good word in for me. That's it.
1627
01:24:49,632 --> 01:24:51,717
Maybe put his headshot on his desk.
1628
01:24:51,800 --> 01:24:54,136
- I really wish I could, Sandy.
- Hey, just meat, right?
1629
01:24:54,219 --> 01:24:56,554
Oh, yeah. Hold on. Just meat.
1630
01:24:57,598 --> 01:24:58,766
Just meet with him.
1631
01:24:59,474 --> 01:25:01,852
That's all I'm asking you to do.
Just meet with him.
1632
01:25:01,935 --> 01:25:03,103
All right, Sandy.
1633
01:25:03,186 --> 01:25:06,564
Thank you, Linda! Thank you!
1634
01:25:06,649 --> 01:25:08,525
Happy birthday on Wednesday.
1635
01:25:08,609 --> 01:25:10,903
- How did you know that?
- Yeah, 'cause I know.
1636
01:25:10,986 --> 01:25:13,238
'Cause I know. I know everything.
1637
01:25:15,073 --> 01:25:17,618
How good is this? Phenomenal.
1638
01:25:17,701 --> 01:25:19,662
No one knows
how to cook health food like...
1639
01:25:19,745 --> 01:25:22,205
You're fantastic. You can do it all.
1640
01:25:22,915 --> 01:25:26,293
I owe you for last night.
I'm embarrassed.
1641
01:25:26,960 --> 01:25:29,462
Hey, everybody gets zonked
once in a while.
1642
01:25:29,546 --> 01:25:31,924
The question is, why are we doing it?
1643
01:25:33,175 --> 01:25:34,593
I don't know. I...
1644
01:25:35,135 --> 01:25:36,594
I just broke up with Billy.
1645
01:25:36,679 --> 01:25:40,432
Billy? Who's Billy?
What happened to the Marc Anthony fella?
1646
01:25:40,515 --> 01:25:42,059
Marc Anthony? Come on, Sandy.
1647
01:25:42,142 --> 01:25:44,687
Pick up a People magazine
every once in a while.
1648
01:25:44,770 --> 01:25:46,855
That was three boyfriends ago.
1649
01:25:46,939 --> 01:25:50,525
Oh, hey, I gotta start writing
some of these names down.
1650
01:25:50,608 --> 01:25:53,737
I'm getting lost.
I'm joking around with you.
1651
01:25:53,821 --> 01:25:56,239
What you're doing's perfectly natural.
1652
01:25:56,323 --> 01:25:58,742
Anyone in your position
would be doing the same.
1653
01:25:58,826 --> 01:26:00,160
Look, Liza did it.
1654
01:26:00,869 --> 01:26:03,956
Elizabeth Taylor did it.
Sherwood Schwartz did it.
1655
01:26:04,039 --> 01:26:06,583
Just my life.
1656
01:26:07,710 --> 01:26:09,419
It feels out of control.
1657
01:26:09,502 --> 01:26:13,882
I can't connect with anybody.
I don't... I just don't feel safe.
1658
01:26:13,966 --> 01:26:15,926
I can't even go ten feet
1659
01:26:16,009 --> 01:26:20,806
without the paparazzi following me,
taking pictures of me, spying on me.
1660
01:26:20,889 --> 01:26:22,390
I don't even want to
leave my house anymore.
1661
01:26:22,474 --> 01:26:24,101
What? You gotta leave your house.
1662
01:26:24,184 --> 01:26:27,062
Even Michael Jackson
leaves his house once in a while.
1663
01:26:27,813 --> 01:26:28,647
How?
1664
01:26:28,731 --> 01:26:31,734
He just don't look like Michael Jackson.
1665
01:26:35,570 --> 01:26:37,655
Excuse me, sir.
You know what time it is?
1666
01:26:40,617 --> 01:26:42,160
Can you do me a favor?
1667
01:26:42,244 --> 01:26:45,789
Courtney Clarke was just in there.
Uh, could you find out where she went?
1668
01:26:45,873 --> 01:26:48,625
This is...
Somebody just got their life back!
1669
01:26:48,709 --> 01:26:51,378
...Why do you own this stuff?
1670
01:26:51,461 --> 01:26:53,839
Why? Those are my workout clothes.
1671
01:26:53,922 --> 01:26:55,799
You work out?
1672
01:26:55,883 --> 01:26:59,928
Suzanne Somers personally gave me
one of the very first ThighMasters.
1673
01:27:00,012 --> 01:27:01,263
I use it as much as I can.
1674
01:27:01,346 --> 01:27:03,015
This conversation is over.
1675
01:27:03,098 --> 01:27:05,392
What? It's for firm thighs and buttocks.
1676
01:27:05,475 --> 01:27:07,936
- Sandy, please stop talking.
- All right.
1677
01:27:08,686 --> 01:27:09,772
What we gonna do today?
1678
01:27:09,855 --> 01:27:12,733
What we gonna do today?
Anything you want, kiddo.
1679
01:27:12,816 --> 01:27:15,861
- Okay, lead the way, ThighMaster.
- Hey! Now, wait a minute.
1680
01:27:15,944 --> 01:27:18,864
- By the way, the dogs are good for cardio.
- Oh.
1681
01:27:19,907 --> 01:27:20,908
What does that mean?
1682
01:27:20,991 --> 01:27:22,159
You'll see.
1683
01:27:22,242 --> 01:27:24,995
- Go! Run! Run! Run!
- Okay! Okay!
1684
01:27:26,872 --> 01:27:28,581
Well, here comes the test.
1685
01:27:29,792 --> 01:27:32,585
Look at that. Look at that. Huh?
1686
01:27:32,669 --> 01:27:34,254
...Wow.
1687
01:27:35,798 --> 01:27:37,215
Why am I golfing?
1688
01:27:37,299 --> 01:27:39,134
Golfing is very relaxing.
1689
01:27:39,217 --> 01:27:42,512
You don't have to think
about nothing but smacking that ball.
1690
01:27:42,595 --> 01:27:44,306
Have you ever played before?
1691
01:27:44,389 --> 01:27:47,225
- No.
- No? It's quite easy.
1692
01:27:47,309 --> 01:27:50,687
I'll take out the big stick
'cause it's fun to hit 'em far.
1693
01:27:50,771 --> 01:27:54,316
It's always good to warm up a little bit.
Ow! Okay.
1694
01:27:54,399 --> 01:27:57,235
I got actually a little problem
in the back.
1695
01:27:57,319 --> 01:27:59,696
- You okay?
- Yeah. Just give me one sec.
1696
01:27:59,780 --> 01:28:00,781
God damn it.
1697
01:28:00,864 --> 01:28:02,699
- Should I call for help?
- No, I'll be all right.
1698
01:28:02,783 --> 01:28:04,993
Just give me one sec.
I just gotta stretch.
1699
01:28:06,787 --> 01:28:09,915
All right. Just give me one more sec.
I do need help.
1700
01:28:17,089 --> 01:28:18,631
You need to go to the bathroom?
1701
01:28:18,715 --> 01:28:21,259
No, I'm just... I'm getting it lined up.
1702
01:28:22,385 --> 01:28:25,931
Let's just say goodbye
to all our troubles, okay?
1703
01:28:26,014 --> 01:28:27,015
Okay.
1704
01:28:27,099 --> 01:28:30,102
If you got any problems, put 'em
into the ball and send them away.
1705
01:28:32,604 --> 01:28:35,357
Is it supposed to curve
off to the right like that?
1706
01:28:35,440 --> 01:28:37,609
Yeah, I was playing a dogleg right.
1707
01:28:37,692 --> 01:28:39,402
- A dogleg?
- Right.
1708
01:28:39,486 --> 01:28:42,489
You gotta bend it around the trees,
and that's what I was going for.
1709
01:28:42,572 --> 01:28:44,657
- Can I try it?
- You wanna try? Okay.
1710
01:28:44,741 --> 01:28:46,701
I was gonna show you
a little more, but okay.
1711
01:28:46,784 --> 01:28:48,370
- Okay.
- So let me...
1712
01:28:48,453 --> 01:28:50,163
You know, maybe you should
tee it up for yourself.
1713
01:28:50,247 --> 01:28:51,539
Tee it up. Here.
1714
01:28:51,623 --> 01:28:54,001
- You tee it up, and you say goodbye.
- Right here.
1715
01:28:54,084 --> 01:28:55,085
Okay.
1716
01:28:55,168 --> 01:28:57,045
And just have a good time
and don't worry about where it goes.
1717
01:28:57,129 --> 01:28:58,839
- Let's see.
- Okay.
1718
01:29:03,343 --> 01:29:06,179
Am I being hustled right now?
What was that?
1719
01:29:06,263 --> 01:29:10,350
I swear I didn't play every day growing up
with my Uncle Davey who's a golf pro.
1720
01:29:10,433 --> 01:29:12,227
Oh, well...
1721
01:29:12,310 --> 01:29:14,855
Does this guy need a manager because...
1722
01:29:14,938 --> 01:29:16,773
- Come over here.
- What are we doing?
1723
01:29:16,857 --> 01:29:18,108
We gotta work on that slice leg.
1724
01:29:18,191 --> 01:29:19,692
- Oh, my God.
- Here you go. Here you go.
1725
01:29:19,776 --> 01:29:21,904
- This is your day. I don't want to...
- No. No, no, no. You got it?
1726
01:29:21,987 --> 01:29:24,322
- You're okay with it?
- Oh, it's my day now. Come on.
1727
01:29:24,406 --> 01:29:25,615
- In the hips.
- In the hips.
1728
01:29:25,698 --> 01:29:26,699
Here we go.
1729
01:29:26,783 --> 01:29:29,494
Oh! All right! Hold on now.
1730
01:29:30,120 --> 01:29:32,705
Huh? I beg your pardon?
1731
01:29:32,789 --> 01:29:33,790
Tell me. Tell me.
1732
01:29:33,874 --> 01:29:35,000
A company called Pixar...
1733
01:29:35,083 --> 01:29:36,334
- Pixar?
- ...wants me to do a voice
1734
01:29:36,418 --> 01:29:38,545
in some animated movie
about a bunch of toys.
1735
01:29:38,628 --> 01:29:40,005
Cartoons are dead.
1736
01:29:40,088 --> 01:29:41,589
Tell 'em pass.
1737
01:29:41,673 --> 01:29:44,176
- Okay. Sandy knows best.
- I mean, come on. I do know best.
1738
01:29:44,259 --> 01:29:48,555
The lady at Chili's said they'll keep it
open till 10:30 for us, so that's good.
1739
01:29:48,638 --> 01:29:49,973
How you feeling anyway?
1740
01:29:50,057 --> 01:29:51,141
As good as anybody can feel
1741
01:29:51,224 --> 01:29:53,393
knowing they're about to get
their face sat on by that guy.
1742
01:29:54,352 --> 01:29:55,562
Damn, that's a big ass!
1743
01:29:55,645 --> 01:29:57,272
- That's right...
- Get off me!
1744
01:29:57,355 --> 01:30:00,442
Listen. Will you just trust me?
This is a good night for you.
1745
01:30:00,525 --> 01:30:01,651
Trust you? It's humiliating.
1746
01:30:01,734 --> 01:30:04,446
My kids are out there, man!
My wife might not ever kiss me again!
1747
01:30:04,529 --> 01:30:07,490
Randy Savage had to get whooped 24 times
1748
01:30:07,574 --> 01:30:10,868
before he finally pinned Ted DiBiase
to win the belt, man!
1749
01:30:10,953 --> 01:30:13,455
How does your platinum-selling ass
know about wrestling history?
1750
01:30:13,538 --> 01:30:16,708
I'm from Alaska.
It was either watch wrestling or fish.
1751
01:30:16,791 --> 01:30:18,376
Is that adorable?
1752
01:30:18,460 --> 01:30:21,379
Will you just take it all in
and promise me you'll have fun?
1753
01:30:21,463 --> 01:30:23,923
This is a big night for you.
Look at me.
1754
01:30:24,007 --> 01:30:26,593
Man, how does your goofy ass
have me feeling good right now?
1755
01:30:26,676 --> 01:30:27,677
That's impossible!
1756
01:30:27,760 --> 01:30:30,472
Because you know I love ya
and I'm your family.
1757
01:30:30,555 --> 01:30:32,224
All right, good luck.
1758
01:30:32,307 --> 01:30:33,641
Get out there!
1759
01:30:38,271 --> 01:30:39,647
Yeah! Come on!
1760
01:30:48,823 --> 01:30:50,908
Fight!
1761
01:30:54,204 --> 01:30:55,288
Okay.
1762
01:31:11,638 --> 01:31:12,847
No!
1763
01:31:19,771 --> 01:31:21,064
Break, break, break, break!
1764
01:31:21,898 --> 01:31:24,817
Hey, what are you doing?
Stick to the script.
1765
01:31:24,901 --> 01:31:26,736
I'm sorry, Tsunami.
You're gonna have to earn this one.
1766
01:31:26,819 --> 01:31:28,030
What? Hey...
1767
01:31:32,325 --> 01:31:34,952
This is bullshit.
I'm supposed to win.
1768
01:31:35,037 --> 01:31:37,622
This happening?
Huh, this is happening?
1769
01:31:37,705 --> 01:31:38,790
Well, bring it on!
1770
01:31:44,837 --> 01:31:46,839
Okay, get back there, champ!
1771
01:31:49,592 --> 01:31:51,636
There it is. Now it's getting real.
1772
01:31:55,807 --> 01:31:57,016
Thank you very much!
1773
01:32:01,563 --> 01:32:02,439
What is this?
1774
01:32:10,197 --> 01:32:12,532
No, you're not! What's going on here?
1775
01:32:21,833 --> 01:32:22,917
Say it!
1776
01:32:23,000 --> 01:32:25,212
It's time to go night-night!
1777
01:32:45,440 --> 01:32:48,151
- I got the belt! I'm the champ!
- You the man! You the man!
1778
01:32:48,235 --> 01:32:51,028
- Sandy! How?
- What do you... Huh?
1779
01:32:51,613 --> 01:32:56,784
The referee is a client, and
Wexler Artists look out for each other.
1780
01:32:56,868 --> 01:32:59,078
Oh, man!
Those guys are gonna fire his ass!
1781
01:32:59,162 --> 01:33:00,705
Of course they are,
1782
01:33:00,788 --> 01:33:04,667
but I already got him a job as a referee
for the Harlem Globetrotters.
1783
01:33:04,751 --> 01:33:07,086
- I know. I understand.
- You're never going to work again!
1784
01:33:07,170 --> 01:33:09,547
What do you say, champ? Proud of ya.
1785
01:33:10,465 --> 01:33:13,135
Oh! I'm so happy, Sandy!
1786
01:33:13,218 --> 01:33:16,721
I love you. This is your moment.
This is all you.
1787
01:33:16,804 --> 01:33:19,432
I'm just so happy for you
and your wife and your kids.
1788
01:33:19,516 --> 01:33:20,767
Okay? That's all I want.
1789
01:33:20,850 --> 01:33:23,186
- I love you! I love you!
- You deserve everything!
1790
01:33:23,270 --> 01:33:25,980
- Courtney, get in here!
- You deserve everything!
1791
01:33:26,063 --> 01:33:27,774
Uh, we do have to go to Chili's, though.
1792
01:33:27,857 --> 01:33:30,527
I told the lady we'd be there
by 10:30, so let's get going.
1793
01:33:30,610 --> 01:33:33,112
- Why are you talking about Chili's now?
- I just don't wanna...
1794
01:33:33,196 --> 01:33:36,324
I don't want her to screw us
for the next time, you know. Let's go.
1795
01:33:50,338 --> 01:33:52,965
Eat up those baby backs, guys.
1796
01:33:54,884 --> 01:33:59,806
How do you take care of everybody
and never worry about yourself?
1797
01:34:01,015 --> 01:34:02,767
How do you become Sandy?
1798
01:34:02,850 --> 01:34:04,394
Oh, well, listen.
1799
01:34:04,477 --> 01:34:08,064
How do you get to Carnegie Hall?
Practice, practice, practice.
1800
01:34:08,147 --> 01:34:09,774
- Hmm.
- Huh?
1801
01:34:12,610 --> 01:34:14,779
I wish I could stay here.
1802
01:34:14,862 --> 01:34:17,657
This is the best day I've had in years.
1803
01:34:19,326 --> 01:34:22,119
Listen, you can stay
as long as you want.
1804
01:34:23,205 --> 01:34:25,373
I'm supposed to go to New York tomorrow
1805
01:34:25,457 --> 01:34:28,418
and shoot this VH1 thing
with Lenny Kravitz.
1806
01:34:29,168 --> 01:34:30,169
Yeah?
1807
01:34:31,463 --> 01:34:32,755
That's a good thing.
1808
01:34:33,840 --> 01:34:34,841
Is it?
1809
01:34:36,384 --> 01:34:37,719
Then why don't I wanna go?
1810
01:34:43,308 --> 01:34:44,767
Tell me I don't have to go, Sandy.
1811
01:34:46,728 --> 01:34:48,355
No, no, no.
1812
01:34:49,772 --> 01:34:50,898
Why won't you?
1813
01:34:52,400 --> 01:34:54,902
'Cause that's not my job anymore.
1814
01:34:56,070 --> 01:34:57,447
Okay.
1815
01:34:58,281 --> 01:34:59,782
What do you want me to do?
1816
01:35:02,577 --> 01:35:07,457
What I want you to do
is concentrate on your career.
1817
01:35:07,540 --> 01:35:09,208
Music comes first.
1818
01:35:10,418 --> 01:35:12,003
Go to New York.
1819
01:35:16,508 --> 01:35:19,135
- You know what?
- What?
1820
01:35:20,970 --> 01:35:22,555
You're a jerk.
1821
01:35:32,357 --> 01:35:34,150
Oh, God, yes!
1822
01:35:35,360 --> 01:35:36,819
What was that?
1823
01:35:37,695 --> 01:35:40,031
- Firuz!
- Oh, all right, then.
1824
01:35:40,114 --> 01:35:41,824
I'll go take a walk or something.
1825
01:35:42,534 --> 01:35:44,661
Have the best night of your life, Sandy.
1826
01:35:45,787 --> 01:35:47,246
I'm trying.
1827
01:35:49,832 --> 01:35:52,001
Ultimately, I have to move.
1828
01:36:29,664 --> 01:36:32,834
The day was perfect,
the night was better.
1829
01:36:32,917 --> 01:36:35,420
Thank you. I'm off to New York.
1830
01:36:35,503 --> 01:36:37,339
Sandy knows best.
1831
01:36:37,422 --> 01:36:38,673
Love, Court.
1832
01:36:46,305 --> 01:36:49,100
- Pick that up!
- Shut up, Firuz!
1833
01:36:52,311 --> 01:36:53,980
Just shut up.
1834
01:36:54,063 --> 01:36:55,732
Success can be really lonely.
1835
01:36:55,815 --> 01:36:58,443
That's why you kinda long
for someone to share it with.
1836
01:36:58,526 --> 01:37:01,028
So a week later,
her and Lenny Kravitz moved in together.
1837
01:37:01,112 --> 01:37:03,698
And then two weeks later after that,
moved out.
1838
01:37:03,781 --> 01:37:05,116
And she moved on to Johnny Depp.
1839
01:37:05,199 --> 01:37:06,409
- Chris Cornell.
- George Clooney.
1840
01:37:06,493 --> 01:37:08,327
- Ziggy Marley.
- Pauly Shore.
1841
01:37:08,411 --> 01:37:10,037
I went out with her?
1842
01:37:10,121 --> 01:37:12,415
Man, Sandy was messed up.
1843
01:37:13,750 --> 01:37:15,418
Sir, are you committing suicide?
1844
01:37:15,502 --> 01:37:17,504
'Cause I don't think
I'm allowed to film that!
1845
01:37:17,587 --> 01:37:19,213
No, I'm not!
1846
01:37:19,296 --> 01:37:21,466
I'm fine, thank you very much!
1847
01:37:21,549 --> 01:37:25,302
She can date whoever she wants to date!
That's her thing!
1848
01:37:25,387 --> 01:37:27,930
- He's talking to me.
- He's talking to you?
1849
01:37:34,145 --> 01:37:38,232
Sandy, that pool looks far away.
How long until my skin starts burning?
1850
01:37:38,315 --> 01:37:44,155
I think the safety advisor
said four seconds you get
1851
01:37:44,238 --> 01:37:45,990
before you must be wet.
1852
01:37:46,073 --> 01:37:47,825
You think he said that
or he said that? Four?
1853
01:37:47,909 --> 01:37:51,120
I got to admit, I haven't been sleeping.
I'm just so tired.
1854
01:37:51,203 --> 01:37:52,872
I don't care. I'm about
to be lit on fire!
1855
01:37:52,955 --> 01:37:55,332
He said it! He said what he said.
1856
01:37:55,417 --> 01:37:59,336
Okay, here we go. Right calf first.
1857
01:37:59,421 --> 01:38:01,589
Okay. Okay.
1858
01:38:01,672 --> 01:38:04,008
- Okay!
- Okay, go, go, go!
1859
01:38:04,092 --> 01:38:05,968
Whoo! Yeah!
1860
01:38:07,386 --> 01:38:09,346
...What? Oh!
1861
01:38:10,097 --> 01:38:11,641
No!
1862
01:38:14,351 --> 01:38:16,145
No!
1863
01:38:17,146 --> 01:38:20,900
Okay. So birds sleep at night,
but the bats wake up.
1864
01:38:20,983 --> 01:38:22,569
Okay.
1865
01:38:22,652 --> 01:38:25,947
Now we know. Now we know.
No, this is a good thing.
1866
01:38:29,951 --> 01:38:32,286
I'm telling you, Bud,
he can follow anybody.
1867
01:38:32,369 --> 01:38:35,540
He can follow... He followed Minnie
at The Ice House recently.
1868
01:38:35,623 --> 01:38:39,376
I know you don't like The Ice House.
I don't know why I said that. I'm sorry.
1869
01:38:39,461 --> 01:38:41,128
All right, I'm gonna go watch Kevin.
1870
01:38:41,754 --> 01:38:43,673
- Hey, Sandy.
- Kirby.
1871
01:38:43,756 --> 01:38:44,757
You got a minute?
1872
01:38:44,841 --> 01:38:47,635
Yeah, I'm going to watch
my client on stage.
1873
01:38:47,719 --> 01:38:50,387
Actually, Kevin and I think
it's time for a change.
1874
01:38:50,472 --> 01:38:51,931
He's dumping me through you?
1875
01:38:52,014 --> 01:38:54,601
You gotta admit, you've been
a bit clingy. I'm telling ya.
1876
01:38:54,684 --> 01:38:56,018
You're telling me? I'm telling you.
1877
01:38:56,102 --> 01:38:57,186
So we agree.
1878
01:38:58,605 --> 01:39:02,233
Bud, Alex, how are you guys?
Good to see you.
1879
01:39:02,316 --> 01:39:04,318
It's all happening
here tonight, isn't it?
1880
01:39:10,116 --> 01:39:14,161
♪ You give me butterfly, butterflies ♪
1881
01:39:14,245 --> 01:39:16,372
♪ Down in my soul ♪
1882
01:39:17,081 --> 01:39:19,125
♪ Butterflies, butterfly ♪
1883
01:39:19,876 --> 01:39:21,628
Why the hell do you
have me singing that song?
1884
01:39:21,711 --> 01:39:23,379
- They hated it!
- No.
1885
01:39:23,462 --> 01:39:24,922
This is an awful idea, Sandy!
1886
01:39:25,006 --> 01:39:28,217
No, I... I'm telling you,
you did better than you think!
1887
01:39:28,300 --> 01:39:31,262
- You are out of your mind!
- No! No!
1888
01:39:31,345 --> 01:39:32,805
- I'm sorry.
- No, don't.
1889
01:39:32,889 --> 01:39:35,016
- It's time you go night-night.
- No night-night! No!
1890
01:39:35,099 --> 01:39:37,434
- You're fired.
- Oh, God! Come on!
1891
01:39:37,519 --> 01:39:40,897
No! You can't do that to me! Aah!
1892
01:39:43,566 --> 01:39:45,234
We're done, Sandy. We're done!
1893
01:39:45,317 --> 01:39:46,402
Don't say that.
1894
01:39:51,783 --> 01:39:53,576
Your life is an adventure.
1895
01:39:53,660 --> 01:39:55,286
You don't want to miss a single moment.
1896
01:39:55,369 --> 01:39:58,414
- This girl's the new Grace Kelly.
- Now, you don't have to.
1897
01:39:58,497 --> 01:40:02,835
Vag-Eze, America's number one
vaginal discharge ointment.
1898
01:40:02,919 --> 01:40:05,672
Side effects include dryness,
burning, itching, fallopian tube...
1899
01:40:05,755 --> 01:40:08,591
- What's vaginal discharge?
- Can I have some?
1900
01:40:09,175 --> 01:40:12,094
You said it was
a coffee commercial, Sandy!
1901
01:40:13,971 --> 01:40:16,140
What the hell is going on here?
1902
01:40:19,310 --> 01:40:23,064
Please, God, I need a miracle.
1903
01:40:33,282 --> 01:40:39,789
"Remember, kids,
if you laugh when you are blue,
1904
01:40:39,872 --> 01:40:41,958
the sun...
1905
01:40:42,041 --> 01:40:45,127
...will always shine on you.
1906
01:40:46,420 --> 01:40:49,298
Honk, honk.
1907
01:40:50,883 --> 01:40:53,469
Mr. Buttons."
1908
01:41:24,250 --> 01:41:25,251
Teddy!
1909
01:41:26,794 --> 01:41:30,256
Wonderful news. Mr. Buttons is dead!
1910
01:41:31,758 --> 01:41:33,259
You killed him?
1911
01:41:33,342 --> 01:41:36,470
No! He hung himself!
1912
01:41:36,553 --> 01:41:39,641
- Really?
- His time slot's open, guys.
1913
01:41:39,724 --> 01:41:41,267
I got you the audition.
1914
01:41:41,350 --> 01:41:43,853
It doesn't feel right.
I mean, I feel bad for the guy.
1915
01:41:43,936 --> 01:41:45,938
Screw Mr. Buttons! It's our turn!
1916
01:41:46,022 --> 01:41:50,109
- He couldn't take the pressure.
- He took the coward's way out.
1917
01:41:50,192 --> 01:41:54,446
I gotta tell you, it's the first time
I... I agree with the puppets.
1918
01:41:58,575 --> 01:42:01,203
Friend Boom Boom is gonna
sing a song for us today, kids.
1919
01:42:01,287 --> 01:42:02,830
Would you like that?
Would you like to hear it?
1920
01:42:04,623 --> 01:42:05,875
I hate singing.
1921
01:42:05,958 --> 01:42:08,419
What are you talking about?
You sing all the time.
1922
01:42:08,502 --> 01:42:10,838
You sing in the car,
you sing in the shower...
1923
01:42:10,922 --> 01:42:12,674
You spy on me in the shower?
1924
01:42:14,133 --> 01:42:17,178
- That is not what I meant.
- I can sing, Ted.
1925
01:42:17,261 --> 01:42:20,431
- Would you like to hear that, kids?
- Yeah!
1926
01:42:26,478 --> 01:42:28,189
You have something
in your throat, Heather?
1927
01:42:28,272 --> 01:42:29,565
Yeah, your hand, dummy!
1928
01:42:33,485 --> 01:42:36,030
I can't believe it.
These kids are eating your boy up!
1929
01:42:36,113 --> 01:42:37,573
I mean, he could be the next Buttons.
1930
01:42:37,656 --> 01:42:39,909
- Didn't I tell you? Didn't I say?
- Yeah, great.
1931
01:42:39,992 --> 01:42:42,536
Hey! There's a caterpillar on your face.
1932
01:42:43,788 --> 01:42:45,372
What's with you?
What, are you okay?
1933
01:42:45,456 --> 01:42:48,084
- No, no, I, uh...
- Something wrong? There's something wrong?
1934
01:42:48,167 --> 01:42:51,462
Maybe a little dizzy.
I had too many bacon bits this morning.
1935
01:42:51,545 --> 01:42:54,548
Bacon Bits? What is that?
That's a dog food, no?
1936
01:42:54,631 --> 01:42:56,801
No. Didn't say that on the box.
1937
01:42:56,884 --> 01:43:00,346
Yeah, all right, whatever. Tell you what,
you come to my office in an hour.
1938
01:43:00,429 --> 01:43:01,889
We'll hammer out a deal.
1939
01:43:01,973 --> 01:43:05,059
I'll get your boy on the air ASAP.
Okay, bud?
1940
01:43:05,142 --> 01:43:08,062
All righty. That makes me very happy.
1941
01:43:10,606 --> 01:43:12,316
They absolutely loved you.
1942
01:43:12,399 --> 01:43:14,902
- You're getting the job, Teddy.
- I did good. I did good.
1943
01:43:14,986 --> 01:43:18,697
My only fear is they're gonna try
to lowball you on the deal, all right?
1944
01:43:18,781 --> 01:43:21,242
The key to this meeting is tough talk.
1945
01:43:21,909 --> 01:43:25,913
These TV jerks only respond
to bullying and aggression.
1946
01:43:25,997 --> 01:43:28,540
Well, I'll let you
handle all that, okay?
1947
01:43:30,001 --> 01:43:33,545
I'm no doctor,
but Sandy look like crap on a stick.
1948
01:43:33,629 --> 01:43:35,172
No, I'm fine.
1949
01:43:35,256 --> 01:43:37,674
- Sandy!
- No.
1950
01:43:37,759 --> 01:43:39,718
I think he's having a heart attack.
1951
01:43:39,802 --> 01:43:42,679
We... we gotta get you to a hospital.
Boom Boom, call an ambulance!
1952
01:43:42,764 --> 01:43:49,186
No, Boom Boom. First meeting,
close deal, then hop-ital.
1953
01:43:49,270 --> 01:43:51,438
Forget the meeting.
You can barely speak.
1954
01:43:52,064 --> 01:43:55,401
But... you can.
1955
01:43:58,863 --> 01:44:02,950
So what we saw in there
told us everything we need to know.
1956
01:44:03,617 --> 01:44:06,412
We love Ted. The kids love Ted.
1957
01:44:06,495 --> 01:44:08,122
That is... That's spectacular.
1958
01:44:08,205 --> 01:44:09,748
Thank you.
Thank you so much.
1959
01:44:09,832 --> 01:44:12,919
But the fact is
he's never been on television.
1960
01:44:13,002 --> 01:44:14,670
So here's the deal.
1961
01:44:14,753 --> 01:44:19,801
Six episodes, 15 grand a pop,
and then we see what we do from there.
1962
01:44:26,307 --> 01:44:28,350
Are you kidding me, Marty?
1963
01:44:29,601 --> 01:44:33,189
- What?
- You think I'm a complete a-hole?
1964
01:44:33,272 --> 01:44:34,648
No, no, no.
1965
01:44:34,731 --> 01:44:37,193
Then why are you treating me like one?
1966
01:44:37,776 --> 01:44:40,529
I think it's a reasonable
starting place, Sandy.
1967
01:44:42,239 --> 01:44:45,617
Reasonable, Fishbein? It's dog crap.
1968
01:44:46,202 --> 01:44:47,536
If we take this deal,
1969
01:44:47,619 --> 01:44:51,833
my guy's gonna end up at the end of
a rope just like your last clown.
1970
01:44:52,458 --> 01:44:54,668
- Whoa, man!
- All right. Sandy, Sandy. Take it easy.
1971
01:44:54,751 --> 01:44:57,546
Take it easy. Just make us a counter.
1972
01:44:58,923 --> 01:45:02,969
We want a two year...
Five year deal.
1973
01:45:03,052 --> 01:45:04,136
Sandy, please.
1974
01:45:04,220 --> 01:45:08,057
Twenty-four show minimum,
50 grand an episode,
1975
01:45:08,140 --> 01:45:12,728
with a 200K bump
every year we're on the air.
1976
01:45:13,395 --> 01:45:15,022
This guy's an animal.
1977
01:45:15,106 --> 01:45:16,648
He's literally foaming at the mouth.
1978
01:45:16,732 --> 01:45:19,818
And the puppets get
their own dressing rooms.
1979
01:45:22,113 --> 01:45:23,197
Just kidding.
1980
01:45:24,365 --> 01:45:25,491
Okay.
1981
01:45:25,574 --> 01:45:29,703
Three years, 20 show minimum,
at the numbers you mentioned.
1982
01:45:30,746 --> 01:45:31,788
Deal.
1983
01:45:31,873 --> 01:45:35,584
Ted, welcome to the UPN family.
1984
01:45:41,798 --> 01:45:47,304
And that's how Sandy died.
On the conference room floor at UPN.
1985
01:45:49,056 --> 01:45:50,975
Just kidding.
They took him to the hospital.
1986
01:45:52,434 --> 01:45:53,853
Where am I?
1987
01:45:53,936 --> 01:45:56,898
You had a minor heart attack.
A warning shot.
1988
01:45:57,606 --> 01:46:00,109
Probably due to stress. And meat.
1989
01:46:00,192 --> 01:46:03,237
Just need to rest for a few days.
Here you go.
1990
01:46:08,700 --> 01:46:13,872
This is too nice of a room for me.
I can't afford this.
1991
01:46:13,956 --> 01:46:18,002
Come on, man. I wasn't gonna let you
slum it down in the regular people ward.
1992
01:46:18,085 --> 01:46:20,796
First class all the way for my Sandman.
1993
01:46:20,879 --> 01:46:23,340
- You came!
- Of course.
1994
01:46:23,424 --> 01:46:25,842
Miss Clarke, I love your new album.
1995
01:46:25,927 --> 01:46:27,511
I play it every day.
I'm obsessed with it.
1996
01:46:27,594 --> 01:46:28,595
Thank you.
1997
01:46:28,679 --> 01:46:29,888
- You're so beautiful.
- Thank you.
1998
01:46:29,972 --> 01:46:32,016
Can I touch you?
1999
01:46:33,767 --> 01:46:36,395
Oh, I... I...
I just touched the queen!
2000
01:46:36,478 --> 01:46:40,357
Oh, and you, sir, you need a new bedpan,
so I'm gonna grab that for you.
2001
01:46:40,441 --> 01:46:43,319
- I used the bedpan while I was sleeping?
- Thanks.
2002
01:46:44,903 --> 01:46:46,822
You did a new album?
2003
01:46:46,905 --> 01:46:50,534
Oh. Don't you worry about that. I want
you to worry about getting better.
2004
01:46:51,243 --> 01:46:54,371
It's scary, knowing
your heart's not good.
2005
01:46:54,455 --> 01:46:59,668
Sandy Wexler, you have
the biggest, best, strongest heart
2006
01:46:59,751 --> 01:47:03,422
in this whole miserable town.
And that's a fact.
2007
01:47:03,505 --> 01:47:05,216
Miserable town?
2008
01:47:05,299 --> 01:47:08,594
It's been quite nice to you,
thank you very much.
2009
01:47:08,677 --> 01:47:09,971
I guess.
2010
01:47:10,054 --> 01:47:12,264
I just feel like I need a change,
you know?
2011
01:47:14,016 --> 01:47:15,892
So I'm moving to Seattle.
2012
01:47:15,977 --> 01:47:18,895
Seattle? What are you talking about?
2013
01:47:18,980 --> 01:47:25,277
That whole grunge thing, that's old hat.
Why would you go there?
2014
01:47:26,195 --> 01:47:29,865
The guy I'm marrying lives there.
2015
01:47:32,743 --> 01:47:34,328
You're getting married?
2016
01:47:36,080 --> 01:47:37,498
Yeah.
2017
01:47:37,581 --> 01:47:39,750
Saturday, in Malibu.
2018
01:47:39,833 --> 01:47:43,462
His name is Eric Lamonsoff.
He's not in show business.
2019
01:47:43,545 --> 01:47:45,964
He owns a chain of coffee stores.
2020
01:47:46,048 --> 01:47:49,593
A store that just sells coffee?
I don't know.
2021
01:47:49,676 --> 01:47:51,720
That ain't gonna work, kid.
2022
01:47:52,554 --> 01:47:55,557
I just need a... a break from the music.
2023
01:47:56,142 --> 01:48:00,021
But singing's the only thing
that makes you happy.
2024
01:48:00,104 --> 01:48:03,357
Yeah, but I'm looking for something else
to make me happy.
2025
01:48:05,484 --> 01:48:06,902
'Cause that's not it anymore.
2026
01:48:10,239 --> 01:48:13,784
Miss Clarke, I'm so sorry to bother you,
but would you?
2027
01:48:13,867 --> 01:48:15,119
Sure.
2028
01:48:15,202 --> 01:48:17,913
Is that the record? Can you play it?
2029
01:48:17,996 --> 01:48:20,041
- Is there a player in the room?
- Yeah.
2030
01:48:21,083 --> 01:48:22,959
I gotta hear this.
2031
01:48:29,841 --> 01:48:31,718
You were always there for me.
2032
01:48:34,430 --> 01:48:35,764
Even when you weren't.
2033
01:48:44,606 --> 01:48:45,982
Goodbye, Sandy.
2034
01:48:55,617 --> 01:48:59,413
♪ My world had no room for dreams ♪
2035
01:48:59,496 --> 01:49:01,832
♪ When you found me ♪
2036
01:49:03,625 --> 01:49:06,878
♪ I was happy just floating downstream ♪
2037
01:49:06,962 --> 01:49:10,882
♪ That's when you found me ♪
2038
01:49:11,758 --> 01:49:16,388
♪ Life was passing me by
But you told me to fly ♪
2039
01:49:16,472 --> 01:49:19,683
♪ I thought that I was invisible ♪
2040
01:49:19,766 --> 01:49:23,687
♪ But you saw me ♪
2041
01:49:23,770 --> 01:49:30,236
♪ Yeah, you saw me ♪
2042
01:49:30,819 --> 01:49:34,698
♪ And I'm gonna love you ♪
2043
01:49:34,781 --> 01:49:38,869
♪ In the rain or shine
Till the end of time ♪
2044
01:49:38,952 --> 01:49:42,956
♪ Let you know that I need you ♪
2045
01:49:43,039 --> 01:49:47,586
♪ You're my everything
The reason I sing ♪
2046
01:49:47,669 --> 01:49:51,132
♪ Just take me away
Give me love ♪
2047
01:49:51,215 --> 01:49:54,718
♪ The northern lights
And the stars above... ♪
2048
01:49:54,801 --> 01:49:57,804
♪ ...went wandering far and near ♪
2049
01:49:57,888 --> 01:50:02,100
♪ But in every place
They said to his face now ♪
2050
01:50:02,184 --> 01:50:04,353
♪ Get out of here ♪
2051
01:50:04,936 --> 01:50:07,564
♪ Get out, get out ♪
2052
01:50:07,648 --> 01:50:09,233
I love this song.
2053
01:50:09,858 --> 01:50:11,402
This guy's butchering it.
2054
01:50:14,780 --> 01:50:15,864
Alfred?
2055
01:50:17,241 --> 01:50:19,993
Wow. Nobody's called me that in years.
2056
01:50:20,994 --> 01:50:22,329
Good to see you, Sandy.
2057
01:50:22,413 --> 01:50:25,081
Hey, what are you doing here?
2058
01:50:25,166 --> 01:50:27,626
Well, this is where
I get all my best ideas.
2059
01:50:27,709 --> 01:50:29,127
Well, here and the radio.
2060
01:50:29,211 --> 01:50:31,922
Yeah, you... you've been on such a roll.
2061
01:50:32,005 --> 01:50:35,842
From "My Bologna"
to "Pretty Fly for a Rabbi."
2062
01:50:35,926 --> 01:50:37,969
Just great. Clever stuff.
2063
01:50:38,053 --> 01:50:40,681
Oh, thanks, man. Well, you know,
you're the one who put it all together.
2064
01:50:40,764 --> 01:50:42,724
...Remember what you told me?
2065
01:50:42,808 --> 01:50:44,268
- Stick with the accordion.
- Uh-huh.
2066
01:50:44,351 --> 01:50:46,270
Only wear Hawaiian shirts.
2067
01:50:46,353 --> 01:50:49,022
Do funny words to other people's songs.
2068
01:50:49,105 --> 01:50:50,399
- Genius.
- Huh?
2069
01:50:50,482 --> 01:50:54,611
I'm glad. I'm glad it all worked out
for you. I really am. Sincerely.
2070
01:50:54,695 --> 01:50:58,490
Thank you, man. Well, I'm just sorry
that we couldn't have done it together.
2071
01:50:59,074 --> 01:51:00,992
Hey, listen. I got too close.
2072
01:51:01,076 --> 01:51:03,745
Our friendship was getting
in the way of our business.
2073
01:51:03,829 --> 01:51:05,706
You did what you had to do.
2074
01:51:05,789 --> 01:51:08,834
Wait a minute.
Is that what you think happened?
2075
01:51:08,917 --> 01:51:10,168
That is what happened.
2076
01:51:10,252 --> 01:51:12,921
- You thought we got too close?
- Yeah.
2077
01:51:13,004 --> 01:51:15,632
- No, Sandy.
- That's not why I left you.
2078
01:51:15,716 --> 01:51:19,052
I left you because you
could never tell me the truth.
2079
01:51:19,720 --> 01:51:21,347
What? That's ridiculous!
2080
01:51:21,430 --> 01:51:24,015
Tell me one time
I didn't tell you the truth.
2081
01:51:25,434 --> 01:51:28,061
You told me we could copyright
the word "weird."
2082
01:51:28,144 --> 01:51:31,857
No, I said it was weird
that we couldn't copyright it.
2083
01:51:31,940 --> 01:51:34,651
You... Come on. You were hearing
what you want to hear.
2084
01:51:34,735 --> 01:51:37,070
Sandy, you tell people
what you think they want to hear.
2085
01:51:37,153 --> 01:51:39,656
- I don't agree.
- No, look.
2086
01:51:39,740 --> 01:51:45,537
For me, if you really care about
someone, you tell 'em the truth.
2087
01:51:54,630 --> 01:51:56,047
You're right, Alfred.
2088
01:51:57,508 --> 01:51:59,426
Damn it, you're 100% right.
2089
01:52:00,969 --> 01:52:03,972
- Your hair looks good, by the way.
- Thanks, man, I...
2090
01:52:04,848 --> 01:52:08,310
- You're lying again.
- I am. It looks like dirty spaghetti.
2091
01:52:08,394 --> 01:52:11,062
I gotta stop. I'm gonna stop!
2092
01:52:11,146 --> 01:52:13,023
- I'm gonna stop, Alfred.
- You should.
2093
01:52:17,403 --> 01:52:20,614
Hey! Hey! You suck!
2094
01:52:20,697 --> 01:52:23,284
You know what?
Real funny, Weird Al.
2095
01:52:23,367 --> 01:52:27,371
Why don't you make me laugh one time
without using somebody else's music?
2096
01:52:27,454 --> 01:52:28,580
Get off of me.
2097
01:52:29,831 --> 01:52:33,168
I'd like to book a space
for a private event.
2098
01:52:33,251 --> 01:52:37,714
No! No! Don't tell me it's impossible!
Everything's negotiable!
2099
01:52:43,304 --> 01:52:46,515
Put it on your calendar, Ted.
Okay? Don't be late.
2100
01:52:46,598 --> 01:52:48,058
I think we'll be busy.
2101
01:52:48,141 --> 01:52:49,435
- I'm not talking to you.
- Hey!
2102
01:52:49,518 --> 01:52:50,644
I'm talking to Ted!
2103
01:52:50,727 --> 01:52:52,938
- Okay. We'll be there.
- What's his problem?
2104
01:52:53,021 --> 01:52:54,773
I don't know. Just do what he says.
2105
01:53:04,366 --> 01:53:07,786
It's an international call,
so talk fast, okay?
2106
01:53:08,537 --> 01:53:09,746
Can I count on you?
2107
01:53:10,789 --> 01:53:11,790
Perfect.
2108
01:53:11,873 --> 01:53:13,709
And you have a valid driver's license?
2109
01:53:18,380 --> 01:53:19,631
How am I looking?
2110
01:53:19,715 --> 01:53:21,174
You actually look good, Sandy.
2111
01:53:21,257 --> 01:53:22,759
That surprises you?
2112
01:53:27,263 --> 01:53:29,891
- Courtney, your limo is here.
- It's showtime, girl.
2113
01:53:29,975 --> 01:53:32,519
Wow. Um, it's early.
I'll be right down, guys.
2114
01:53:43,071 --> 01:53:45,366
It's a big day, Miss Courtney Clarke.
2115
01:53:46,282 --> 01:53:47,618
The biggest.
2116
01:53:47,701 --> 01:53:50,328
- You look very beautiful.
- Thanks.
2117
01:53:50,412 --> 01:53:51,747
How is traffic out there?
2118
01:53:51,830 --> 01:53:55,166
Traffic's not a problem.
You sit back, relax.
2119
01:53:58,462 --> 01:54:00,422
Let Firuz take good care of you.
2120
01:54:04,926 --> 01:54:07,303
Sir, I think you missed our turn.
2121
01:54:07,388 --> 01:54:08,764
No, no, no, no.
2122
01:54:08,847 --> 01:54:10,891
That was a thing that on purpose I did.
2123
01:54:11,558 --> 01:54:13,935
We're going shortcut.
2124
01:54:32,746 --> 01:54:34,540
What are we doing here?
2125
01:54:34,623 --> 01:54:36,917
Please, miss, go inside.
2126
01:54:37,876 --> 01:54:39,545
I'm going inside to call the police.
2127
01:55:16,372 --> 01:55:17,416
Sandy?
2128
01:55:18,459 --> 01:55:21,503
Just you and me
under the stars again, kid.
2129
01:55:21,587 --> 01:55:25,340
- Yeah, but now's not exactly a good time.
- I know.
2130
01:55:25,424 --> 01:55:30,512
And I have no right to say to you what I'm
gonna say, but I'm gonna do it anyway.
2131
01:55:31,888 --> 01:55:34,516
You like making trouble,
don't you, Sandy?
2132
01:55:34,600 --> 01:55:36,727
Look, here's the thing.
2133
01:55:36,810 --> 01:55:41,773
Maybe sometimes I got a way of telling
people what I think they want to hear,
2134
01:55:41,857 --> 01:55:44,735
rather than what I'm really thinking.
2135
01:55:44,818 --> 01:55:48,989
So I was thinking, if I started
saying the stuff that I think,
2136
01:55:49,698 --> 01:55:53,368
maybe I'm gonna find out that's actually
what the people wanted to hear.
2137
01:55:54,119 --> 01:55:56,246
Oh, shit, Sandy.
You mixed up your pills.
2138
01:55:56,913 --> 01:56:00,917
What I'm trying to say is this
Eric Lamonsoff guy is wrong for you.
2139
01:56:01,001 --> 01:56:05,171
Just like Bling was the wrong guy
and Lenny Kravitz.
2140
01:56:05,255 --> 01:56:09,843
Marc Anthony. And Prince.
And Apollonia.
2141
01:56:10,426 --> 01:56:13,429
Dennis Rodman,
who's great on the boards, but...
2142
01:56:13,514 --> 01:56:15,682
You dated Dennis Rodman?
Good Lord.
2143
01:56:16,725 --> 01:56:18,143
Dad, what are you doing here?
2144
01:56:18,226 --> 01:56:20,395
Sandy's gettin' to that part.
You just listen.
2145
01:56:20,479 --> 01:56:22,105
Yeah, thank you, Willy.
2146
01:56:22,814 --> 01:56:24,315
All right, here's the deal.
2147
01:56:25,526 --> 01:56:29,029
All those guys were chasing you
because you're incredible.
2148
01:56:29,112 --> 01:56:32,198
But none of them
really know who you are.
2149
01:56:33,617 --> 01:56:34,993
Who am I, Sandy?
2150
01:56:35,076 --> 01:56:37,120
You're Courtney Clarke.
2151
01:56:38,204 --> 01:56:40,666
The beautiful swan from Magic Mountain.
2152
01:56:41,667 --> 01:56:43,794
Now, I wouldn't tell you to break a deal
2153
01:56:43,877 --> 01:56:47,297
unless I thought there was
a better offer out there for you.
2154
01:56:47,964 --> 01:56:50,592
- Is there a better offer?
- Oh, absolutely.
2155
01:56:50,676 --> 01:56:53,094
There's an aggressive offer out there.
2156
01:56:53,178 --> 01:56:59,225
There's a guy who's willing to be devoted
to you 100% for your entire life.
2157
01:56:59,309 --> 01:57:03,396
A guy who will make all the tough
phone calls, fight all the big fights.
2158
01:57:03,479 --> 01:57:05,941
A guy who will never doubt you.
2159
01:57:06,024 --> 01:57:07,901
Even when you doubt yourself.
2160
01:57:08,777 --> 01:57:09,778
Keep going.
2161
01:57:09,861 --> 01:57:14,783
He has surprisingly muscular quads
due to the ThighMaster.
2162
01:57:16,451 --> 01:57:18,411
But what does this guy want in return?
2163
01:57:18,494 --> 01:57:21,414
All he wants in return
is for you to be you,
2164
01:57:21,497 --> 01:57:25,418
just the way you are,
because he loves you.
2165
01:57:26,628 --> 01:57:27,754
I love you.
2166
01:57:29,923 --> 01:57:31,758
I've always loved you.
2167
01:57:33,802 --> 01:57:35,596
You're my star, Courtney.
2168
01:57:37,055 --> 01:57:39,140
I love you, too, Sandy.
2169
01:57:40,726 --> 01:57:43,269
I should have told you the truth
so long ago.
2170
01:57:43,353 --> 01:57:46,272
Listen, I dye my hair.
2171
01:57:46,982 --> 01:57:49,943
And I also apologize to my clothes
if I don't wear 'em enough.
2172
01:57:50,026 --> 01:57:51,903
- No more truth.
- Absolutely.
2173
01:57:51,987 --> 01:57:53,446
Just kiss me.
2174
01:57:54,573 --> 01:57:57,743
Save that kiss. I came
all the way down here for a wedding.
2175
01:57:57,826 --> 01:58:00,411
- Let's get to it.
- Yeah, let's not get him mad.
2176
01:58:00,495 --> 01:58:01,830
Yeah, you're right.
2177
01:58:02,998 --> 01:58:06,877
Boom Boom is ordained
as an interdenominational minister.
2178
01:58:06,960 --> 01:58:08,795
Or we also have...
2179
01:58:09,545 --> 01:58:11,506
Hey. Shalom.
2180
01:58:12,215 --> 01:58:13,466
There he is.
2181
01:58:13,549 --> 01:58:15,218
What do you say, kid?
2182
01:58:16,177 --> 01:58:17,553
Will you marry me?
2183
01:58:17,638 --> 01:58:19,472
You had me at "shalom."
2184
01:58:21,642 --> 01:58:26,271
♪ I prefer you to remain a Christian ♪
2185
01:58:26,354 --> 01:58:29,482
No, no, no. That's fine.
Either way, I'm good.
2186
01:58:35,906 --> 01:58:39,618
Meanwhile, Eric Lamonsoff
was across town waiting at the altar.
2187
01:58:39,701 --> 01:58:40,786
And don't feel sorry for him.
2188
01:58:40,869 --> 01:58:42,788
That whole coffee thing
worked out just great.
2189
01:58:42,871 --> 01:58:46,041
Plus, he ended up marrying
Downtown Julie Brown.
2190
01:58:46,124 --> 01:58:47,125
- Honey?
- What?
2191
01:58:47,208 --> 01:58:49,294
- You got a little schmutz, right there.
- Thank you. Thank you.
2192
01:58:49,377 --> 01:58:50,921
Something had clicked with Sandy.
2193
01:58:51,004 --> 01:58:54,800
And he started reaching out
one by one to his old clients.
2194
01:58:54,883 --> 01:58:56,592
And because he started
telling them the truth...
2195
01:58:57,260 --> 01:58:59,304
most of them ended up
having pretty big careers.
2196
01:58:59,387 --> 01:59:01,056
- I signed with him.
- I signed with him.
2197
01:59:01,139 --> 01:59:03,516
- I signed with him.
- We signed with him.
2198
01:59:03,599 --> 01:59:06,311
And of course, I went back to Sandy.
2199
01:59:06,394 --> 01:59:08,647
He's my manager and
my best friend again.
2200
01:59:08,730 --> 01:59:12,400
Too bad a wedding officiated
by a puppet was not legal.
2201
01:59:12,483 --> 01:59:16,321
Which is why, 20 years later,
they're finally making it real.
2202
01:59:16,404 --> 01:59:19,700
- There he is!
- Yeah! How y'all doing?
2203
01:59:25,706 --> 01:59:28,667
Show business wealth is good,
but it's not real wealth.
2204
01:59:28,750 --> 01:59:30,669
- It's not...
- Hey, shot, man?
2205
01:59:30,752 --> 01:59:32,628
- Let's do a shot? Oh, all right.
- I'm good. I'm good.
2206
01:59:32,713 --> 01:59:36,132
- Hey!
- Oh, my God! Hi!
2207
01:59:37,467 --> 01:59:38,468
I'm sorry, what?
2208
01:59:39,928 --> 01:59:42,638
I'm sorry, man.
I can't understand a word you're saying.
2209
01:59:42,723 --> 01:59:44,349
No, seriously, I got nothing.
2210
01:59:50,063 --> 01:59:53,649
All right. Hello. Hello. Hello.
Hi, guys.
2211
01:59:53,734 --> 01:59:55,068
Oh, thank you, Sandy.
2212
01:59:55,151 --> 01:59:57,612
All these years in the business,
he's got me working a wedding.
2213
01:59:57,696 --> 02:00:01,157
This is fantastic. He booked me
in a tent, really is what it is.
2214
02:00:01,950 --> 02:00:04,786
Said if I do good here,
I get a yurt next year.
2215
02:00:07,455 --> 02:00:10,541
No, um... that was, uh,
some ceremony, too.
2216
02:00:10,625 --> 02:00:13,003
It was a... It was a little awkward,
the priest and the rabbi together.
2217
02:00:13,086 --> 02:00:14,129
That's always a...
2218
02:00:14,212 --> 02:00:16,840
The rabbi, he was, like, Googling,
"Who's Jesus Christ?"
2219
02:00:16,923 --> 02:00:18,008
But that's okay.
2220
02:00:19,885 --> 02:00:21,511
Uh, what else is going on?
2221
02:00:21,594 --> 02:00:24,765
- Just bring out the couple already.
- Yeah, quit doing your act.
2222
02:00:24,848 --> 02:00:26,432
You're right.
Okay.
2223
02:00:26,516 --> 02:00:32,563
Please welcome, for the first time ever,
Mr. and Mrs. Sandy and Courtney Wexler.
2224
02:00:51,416 --> 02:00:52,959
Dad. Bye.
2225
02:01:04,888 --> 02:01:07,015
- Sing! Sing!
- Do it, girl!
2226
02:01:14,355 --> 02:01:15,899
Oh.
2227
02:01:15,982 --> 02:01:18,526
Hey, hey, it could be worse.
He could be eating.
2228
02:01:20,862 --> 02:01:27,743
♪ There's no business like show business
Like no business I know ♪
2229
02:01:27,828 --> 02:01:31,247
♪ Everything about it is appealing ♪
2230
02:01:31,331 --> 02:01:34,292
♪ Everything that traffic will allow ♪
2231
02:01:34,375 --> 02:01:37,170
♪ Nowhere can you get
That happy feeling ♪
2232
02:01:37,253 --> 02:01:40,882
♪ When you are stealing that extra bow ♪
2233
02:01:40,966 --> 02:01:44,760
♪ There's no people like show people ♪
2234
02:01:44,845 --> 02:01:47,472
♪ They smile when they are low ♪
2235
02:01:47,555 --> 02:01:49,057
He's so happy.
2236
02:01:49,140 --> 02:01:51,767
♪ Even with a turkey
That you know will fold ♪
2237
02:01:51,852 --> 02:01:54,980
♪ You may be stranded out in the cold ♪
2238
02:01:55,063 --> 02:01:58,316
♪ Still you wouldn't change it
For a sack of gold ♪
2239
02:01:58,399 --> 02:02:01,611
♪ Let's go on with the show ♪
2240
02:02:01,694 --> 02:02:03,363
I'm embarrassed for him.
2241
02:02:03,446 --> 02:02:05,824
♪ The costumes, the scenery
The makeup, the props ♪
2242
02:02:05,907 --> 02:02:08,827
♪ The audience that lifts you
When you're down ♪
2243
02:02:11,121 --> 02:02:14,958
♪ The headaches, the heartaches
The backaches, the flops ♪
2244
02:02:15,041 --> 02:02:17,502
♪ The sheriff who escorts you
Out of town ♪
2245
02:02:17,585 --> 02:02:19,170
You heard me, Pauly.
2246
02:02:19,254 --> 02:02:21,923
Yes! That's right, you son of a bitch!
2247
02:02:23,508 --> 02:02:26,928
♪ The opening when your heart
Beats like a drum ♪
2248
02:02:27,553 --> 02:02:30,640
♪ The closing
When the customers won't come ♪
2249
02:02:30,723 --> 02:02:32,392
- You've been there.
- Shut up.
2250
02:02:32,475 --> 02:02:38,857
♪ There's no business like show business
Like no business I know ♪
2251
02:02:38,940 --> 02:02:40,441
Oh! Oh! Oh!
2252
02:02:40,525 --> 02:02:43,403
♪ Traveling through the country
Will be thrilling ♪
2253
02:02:43,486 --> 02:02:46,489
♪ Standing out in front
On opening nights ♪
2254
02:02:46,572 --> 02:02:49,868
♪ Smiling as you watch
The theater filling ♪
2255
02:02:49,951 --> 02:02:53,079
♪ And there's your billing
Out in the lights ♪
2256
02:02:53,163 --> 02:02:56,791
♪ There's no people like show people ♪
2257
02:02:56,875 --> 02:03:00,503
♪ They smile when they are low ♪
2258
02:03:00,586 --> 02:03:03,589
♪ Yesterday they told you
You would not go far ♪
2259
02:03:03,673 --> 02:03:07,302
♪ That night you open
and there you are ♪
2260
02:03:07,385 --> 02:03:10,763
♪ Next day on your dressing room
They've hung a star ♪
2261
02:03:10,846 --> 02:03:17,728
♪ Let's go on with the show ♪
2262
02:03:20,273 --> 02:03:27,155
♪ Let's go on with the show ♪
2263
02:03:37,248 --> 02:03:42,045
Yeah, every time I ran into Sandy, he used
to say, "I got to meet this Beavis kid.
2264
02:03:42,128 --> 02:03:43,964
Yeah, I want to represent him."
2265
02:03:44,047 --> 02:03:46,632
He didn't understand
that that's a cartoon character.
2266
02:03:46,716 --> 02:03:49,510
You can't really manage
a cartoon character.
2267
02:03:49,594 --> 02:03:52,138
And, uh, he did give me
his number though,
2268
02:03:52,222 --> 02:03:55,183
and, uh, we used to call him
in the middle of the night.
2269
02:03:58,853 --> 02:04:00,605
Wexler Artists.
2270
02:04:00,688 --> 02:04:03,191
Is this Sandy?
2271
02:04:03,274 --> 02:04:05,860
Yeah. Yeah, who... who is this?
2272
02:04:05,944 --> 02:04:07,695
You know who this is.
2273
02:04:07,778 --> 02:04:10,365
No, I don't. That's why I'm asking.
2274
02:04:10,448 --> 02:04:12,742
Guess.
2275
02:04:12,825 --> 02:04:14,785
Are you Gary Busey?
2276
02:04:14,869 --> 02:04:17,497
No way! Dumbass.
2277
02:04:17,580 --> 02:04:19,665
Who? Beavis?
2278
02:04:20,416 --> 02:04:23,794
- You suck!
- What? No, I don't.
2279
02:04:23,878 --> 02:04:25,046
You suck balls.
2280
02:04:25,130 --> 02:04:26,839
No, no, no, no.
2281
02:04:26,922 --> 02:04:28,466
You don't sound so good.
2282
02:04:28,549 --> 02:04:31,594
Now, tell me where you are
and I'll pick you up.
2283
02:04:31,677 --> 02:04:33,263
I'm in your butt.
2284
02:04:33,346 --> 02:04:35,556
What? What's this?
2285
02:04:35,640 --> 02:04:38,601
Yeah, I'm in there right now.
2286
02:04:38,684 --> 02:04:39,852
Hemorrhoids.
2287
02:04:39,935 --> 02:04:43,814
Wait. You get out of my butt.
Get out right now.
2288
02:04:43,898 --> 02:04:45,316
Kill yourself.
2289
02:04:45,400 --> 02:04:49,029
Okay. Okay, that's it.
I'm hanging up the phone.
2290
02:04:52,073 --> 02:04:53,908
Wexler Artists.
2291
02:04:53,992 --> 02:04:55,994
Uh... Sandy Wexler?
2292
02:04:57,120 --> 02:04:58,204
Who is this?
2293
02:04:58,288 --> 02:05:00,873
Uh, this is Butt-Head.
2294
02:05:00,956 --> 02:05:03,668
Oh, hi, Butt-Head.
2295
02:05:03,751 --> 02:05:07,297
Uh, Sandy, I'm calling about Beavis.
2296
02:05:07,380 --> 02:05:11,634
Uh, yeah. Beavis wasn't
too courteous last night, Butt-Head.
2297
02:05:11,717 --> 02:05:13,928
Uh, that's why I'm calling.
2298
02:05:14,012 --> 02:05:15,013
Uh-huh.
2299
02:05:15,096 --> 02:05:17,390
Uh, Beavis wanted to say he's sorry.
2300
02:05:17,473 --> 02:05:20,810
Oh, okay. He is, huh?
He... he's sorry?
2301
02:05:20,893 --> 02:05:24,022
Yeah. Beavis says
he's sorry you're such a dumb-ass.
2302
02:05:24,105 --> 02:05:27,067
What? What's that?
What? What'd you say?
2303
02:05:27,150 --> 02:05:29,152
Uh, and he's also sorry
2304
02:05:29,235 --> 02:05:33,781
that he said your face looks like
a toilet and your balls smell funny.
2305
02:05:34,449 --> 02:05:37,660
Okay, okay.
Well, you tell him I accept.
2306
02:05:37,743 --> 02:05:40,913
Look, you're good kids,
and I like what you're doing.
2307
02:05:40,996 --> 02:05:44,625
I think if you want to get
to the next level, you're gonna...
2308
02:05:44,709 --> 02:05:47,128
- Uh, hang on a second.
- Okay.
2309
02:05:47,212 --> 02:05:48,921
Beavis wants to say something, sir.
2310
02:05:49,004 --> 02:05:51,757
- Oh, okay.
- Hey, this is Beavis.
2311
02:05:51,841 --> 02:05:53,801
Uh... oh, hi, Beavis.
2312
02:05:55,010 --> 02:05:57,012
- Sandy Wexler?
- Yeah.
2313
02:05:57,097 --> 02:05:59,557
Sandy Wexler?
2314
02:05:59,640 --> 02:06:03,561
- Yeah, I know my name.
- Of Wexler Fartists?
2315
02:06:03,644 --> 02:06:06,522
All right. Okay, come on, guys.
2316
02:06:06,606 --> 02:06:10,485
Uh...
You said you wanna come on guys?
2317
02:06:12,153 --> 02:06:13,654
That's it. I'm getting off.
2318
02:06:13,738 --> 02:06:17,200
You said you're getting off.
2319
02:06:17,283 --> 02:06:20,035
All right.
Listen, you sons of bitches.
2320
02:06:20,120 --> 02:06:21,412
I'll find your parents
2321
02:06:21,496 --> 02:06:25,166
and make you wish you never messed
with the king of Hollywood.
2322
02:06:25,250 --> 02:06:27,001
You said "wood."
2323
02:06:27,085 --> 02:06:29,379
All right.
Come on!
2324
02:06:30,505 --> 02:06:31,672
Stop it!
2325
02:06:33,383 --> 02:06:34,550
- All right, good.
- All right.
2326
02:06:34,634 --> 02:06:36,636
...Yeah!
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