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Previously on "Making History"...
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1919 Chicago!
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I know Al Capone!
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I am Al Capone.
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- Let's just get this over with. Good-bye.
- No!
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The World Series is fixed.
The Chicago White Sox
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- are gonna throw it.
- And we're making a big bet.
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We can cut you in, and we
can all make a lot of money!
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Could we just have our bag back, please?
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Why don't we just wait and see
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how our little bet turns out first,
gentlemen, shall we?
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Bottom of the ninth, two outs.
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Could the Reds pull off the impossible
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and upset the heavily favored White
Sox to win the World Series?
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It's so clear.
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It's like we're actually there.
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- Totally.
- Technology is amazing.
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Up to bat comes Shoeless Joe Jackson.
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Yeah, it's kind of crazy...
if this World Series bet
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goes through, you're
gonna make a lot of money,
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and if it don't,
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I'm gonna kill you.
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So crazy.
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Here's the pitch. Shoeless Joe swings.
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It's a ground ball up the middle
of the field. Rath fields it.
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Throws to first... and he's out...
that's the ball game!
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The Reds win the World Series!
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We did it, Danny! We're rich!
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I'm just glad it's over.
Baseball is so dull!
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Hey, could someone take a picture
of the winners over here?
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Wow!
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Oh, my God!
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I've only ever done
this with fresh milk.
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Hey, you better not spill any,
or I'll strangle Dan!
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To our wonderful new friends,
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Daniel, Deborah and Johnny No-Fun.
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- It's Chris.
- Fine. Chris No-Fun.
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May this be the beginning
of a long relationship.
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Salud!
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Salud!
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Hey, Deb, check it out.
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I'm Mr. Bread-Hands.
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That is the funniest
use of bread I've ever seen.
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Wait, say it into the mic.
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I hate to mix business
with pleasure, Mr. Capone,
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but we kind of need our money
and the bag.
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This guy and his bag.
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"The bag, the bag!"
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I told this guy,
if he loves that bag so much,
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- why doesn't he just marry it?
- Hmm.
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- How do you think that might go?
- I don't know.
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Well, there'd be a ceremony,
and it'd be like, "Do you, Chris,
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"take this bag to be your
lawfully wedded bag wife,
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"to have and to hold things...
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'cause you're a bag..."
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Chris would say "I do."
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And then, uh... they'd say,
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"Bag, do you...
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" Love it, Danny! I can't breathe!
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That's the funniest
thing I've ever heard!
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Deborah, can you please pass the bread?
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No. No more bread for her.
She's getting fat.
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Al...
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I had the baby a week ago.
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Yeah? Then why do you still
look like the Lusitania?
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I mean, she's a big boat, right?
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I mean, I'm getting seasick
just looking at her!
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N-No... No.
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Thanks a lot, Al.
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Excuse me.
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Congrats on the baby.
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- Shut up.
- Yes, sir.
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Mae?
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You don't have to take that.
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That's men for you.
They're all the same.
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Daniel isn't.
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Yeah, but you got a guy who's doing
a whole bread routine for you,
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and I'm married to Al Capone.
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I mean, what am I gonna do?
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Mae...
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I don't know you very well,
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but I like you,
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and I want to tell you a secret.
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- You're Jewish?
- No.
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Oh. Phew!
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Times are changing for us.
We're going to be able to vote soon.
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And I even heard that in Baltimore,
a man made his own dinner.
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- What?
- Mae,
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your life can be better.
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Oh, my God. We-we have
to get back to the table.
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Al is gonna think I'm moving my bowels.
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Mmm!
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What a steak!
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- How's yours, guys?
- Great, boss.
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- Terrific.
- Fantastic.
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It's a little rare for my
taste but it's still good.
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Excuse me for a moment,
would you, please?
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They're gonna bring you a new one.
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What did we miss?
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Guy stuff, bro-ing out.
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I need to digest a little.
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- Let's take a stroll.
- Yeah, I could do a walk.
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All right. Not you!
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You stay here with the
women and the nobodies.
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Let's go, Danny.
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I've never seen a
little guy eat so much.
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Aw, Al. Little. Thank you so much.
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Mm. You know, Dan...
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I like you, and I don't...
I don't got a lot of friends.
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Oh, stop. What about that
big guy who can't stop burping?
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- He seems like a cool cat.
- He's not like you.
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I mean, you're smart,
fun, funny, nice, cool.
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You know? And I feel
like after I pay you,
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I'm never gonna see you again.
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I'll give you my e-mail.
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- What?
- What? What did you hear,
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and then I can, um,
tell you what I said.
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No, I just, I just feel
like you're gonna,
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you know, blow town, you know?
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You got your crew.
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- That Chris character.
- Oh, yeah, yeah, he can be a pill.
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He's so negative!
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It's, like, I could tell,
when I killed that waiter,
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he was, like, judging me.
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It's so hard to build up confidence,
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and then a guy like that can
just snatch it away from you
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- with just a look.
- Yeah, exactly.
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Anyway...
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here's your cut of the dough.
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I-I love dough.
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I love dough so much
I might marry a pizza.
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Imagine if you married a pizza,
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how that might go!
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Oh, man!
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Uh, hey, Al.
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Do you think maybe I could get
my money in, uh, my bag?
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The one that's in your vault.
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Oh, yeah. That's it. That's the bag.
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This isn't my bag.
My bag was-was bigger.
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No, I remember. Tiny little bag.
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Al, my bag was so big, you could fit
two to three bodies in it.
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You could fit two to three
bodies in there, Danny.
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- Now, I hate to argue with you, Al...
- You know what?
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Then don't.
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I think you and me are gonna be spending
a lot more time together than you think.
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I'd like that very much.
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Now, walk me through this pizza wedding!
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Hey. What are you doing?
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We were supposed to be
in the lobby two hours ago.
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Gee, I'm sorry, Chris,
that we weren't up
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to make it to your big
stuck-in-the-past breakfast.
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We were up late doing sarcasm.
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Oh, were we?
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- So funny.
- Well, I hate to interrupt
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your romantic trip, but we need
to take down Al Capone
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so we can get our time machine back.
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Oh, Chris... we already took care of it.
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How?
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Uh, we're gonna
"Donnie Brasco" Capone...
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earn his trust and then make him
take us to his vault.
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- That doesn't sound safe for Deb.
- Oh. Sexist.
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What are you gonna say to that?
There's no comeback.
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Okay, while you two
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are busy playing Mafia,
I also came up with a plan.
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And it has the benefit of being
the actual thing that takes down Capone.
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- What is it?
- I am gonna go
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to the Internal Revenue Service
and report on Capone's
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very specious accounting practices.
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You're gonna tell on him.
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- Very cool.
- Sarcasm.
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- Yeah.
- Mm.
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Okay, this isn't a movie. It's history.
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- Movies are fiction.
- What about Hoop Dreams?
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- That was a documentary.
- What's the difference?
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I believe a documentary's
based on actual events,
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whereas a movie is
just completely made up.
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See? Even she gets it.
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That's sexist.
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I was saying that because you're
a Colonial, not because you're a woman.
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You're digging your own grave, you pig.
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Fat Tony. Fat Jimmy.
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Tony. Jimmy.
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- Hey, uh, Al.
- Hey... buddies!
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While we were waiting,
we-we had a thought.
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- Uh, what if we didn't go
- We... Yeah.
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to a restaurant for lunch,
but we had, like, a picnic?
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Yes, in your vault.
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What if we did it in your vault?
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Yeah. That would be funny.
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It would be so funny, 'cause people
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- don't usually eat in vaults, and, well,
- Yeah.
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we would all be sitting there
eating in the vault,
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- near the... near the bag.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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Nah. I guess that's just
not my type of humor. Okay?
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I want to go to a restaurant.
Now, can I finish up work real fast?
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Give me my money, scumbag!
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- But I...
- Aah!
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What restaurant were you thinking?
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Fact: Al Capone was actually brought down
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by the Internal Revenue Service,
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which is why I'm here... at
the Internal Revenue Service.
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That's rude.
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E-Excuse me?
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What number's next? I have, uh... 26.
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Four.
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Won't be long now.
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Al, you wanted to be smart,
fun, funny and nice like me?
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This is not the way I would handle it.
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Okay. So if a guy can't pay me,
what do you suppose I do, exactly?
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Well, maybe you be nicer
and not kill him?
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That's crazy,
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but I'll give it a shot.
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Speak of the devil.
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Here he is. Huh, Al?
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Don't you have something to
say to this nice florist?
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Sorry that I bashed your face in.
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Is it bad?
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What do you want to hear, man?
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Dan, I am so confused.
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This guy owes me money,
and he's still alive.
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What if, instead of him giving you
the five dollars that he owes you...
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he gives you $20 worth
of flowers from his shop?
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What am I gonna do
with a bunch of flowers?
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Well, maybe you can give
them to your wife Mae.
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If Mae wants flowers, she can go
to the churchyard and pick 'em.
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A little romantic gesture
goes a long way.
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Dan gave me a snow globe.
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It was very heavy and started
leaking almost immediately,
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but, oh, I loved it.
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Oh, my God, fine!
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Give me the dumb flowers
for my stupid wife.
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He's gonna take the flowers
for his dumb wife.
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See, Al? You keep it
up with this nice stuff,
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and all over town people'll
be doing favors for you.
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You'll be known as... a Godfather.
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That's actually a good description,
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because I'm not related to him, but he has
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a sort of paternal interest
in my well-being.
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I just found him irritating.
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But you didn't kill him.
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I didn't kill him.
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Hey, Mae.
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Hay is for horses. What do you want?
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That... dish towel
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really brings out your eyes.
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Very funny, Al.
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Eat your pot roast before it gets cold.
249
00:11:04,766 --> 00:11:08,203
To think our ride home is just
on the other side of this door.
250
00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:10,472
Have you tried the handle?
251
00:11:11,837 --> 00:11:14,543
Well, that would be real egg
on my face, huh?
252
00:11:17,104 --> 00:11:19,401
Good. It's locked.
253
00:11:19,984 --> 00:11:22,851
Maybe the door is connected to
these books, like in Scooby-Doo.
254
00:11:30,072 --> 00:11:32,187
Just try 'em all.
255
00:11:40,201 --> 00:11:42,638
The lovebirds sound like
they're having a good time.
256
00:11:42,732 --> 00:11:44,506
Must be nice.
257
00:11:46,647 --> 00:11:49,578
Mae, your skin is so soft,
and you can read a clock really fast.
258
00:11:49,613 --> 00:11:51,552
I bought you these flowers,
but then I got scared
259
00:11:51,577 --> 00:11:55,083
and I sat on them instead of giving 'em
to you, but now I am giving 'em to you.
260
00:11:55,311 --> 00:11:58,515
Al, you've never brought me
flowers before.
261
00:11:58,585 --> 00:12:02,107
Mae, I haven't treated you very good
because I was afraid you'd wise up
262
00:12:02,132 --> 00:12:03,892
to how great you are and you'd leave me.
263
00:12:03,927 --> 00:12:06,028
Oh, Al, I could never leave you.
264
00:12:06,063 --> 00:12:07,429
I'm too scared.
265
00:12:07,943 --> 00:12:09,731
That is beautiful.
266
00:12:10,038 --> 00:12:12,411
Mae, you are my partner in love,
267
00:12:12,456 --> 00:12:15,114
my partner in life and my partner in...
268
00:12:15,396 --> 00:12:17,993
Well, I guess "life" just kind of
covers everything, doesn't it?
269
00:12:18,018 --> 00:12:19,374
I should've said "life" first.
270
00:12:19,410 --> 00:12:21,610
Oh, Al, I liked that you said "love."
271
00:12:21,645 --> 00:12:23,178
Love is part of life.
272
00:12:23,315 --> 00:12:24,713
It is now.
273
00:12:27,993 --> 00:12:30,064
I'm sorry this isn't more romantic.
274
00:12:30,154 --> 00:12:33,478
I'm having a wonderful time...
because I'm with you.
275
00:12:35,592 --> 00:12:37,225
Oh, he's coming.
276
00:12:39,774 --> 00:12:41,976
These chairs are so comfortable to sit in,
277
00:12:42,001 --> 00:12:43,765
which is all we've been doing.
278
00:12:43,792 --> 00:12:45,350
- Yeah, how'd it go, pal?
- She loved it
279
00:12:45,384 --> 00:12:48,816
so much, and she gave me big kissies.
280
00:12:49,306 --> 00:12:51,345
Honestly, I'm looking forward
to taking credit
281
00:12:51,370 --> 00:12:52,573
for more of your ideas.
282
00:12:52,597 --> 00:12:55,658
How would you two
like to be my... right-hand man
283
00:12:55,683 --> 00:12:57,579
and my left-hand...
284
00:12:57,818 --> 00:12:59,281
not a man?
285
00:12:59,787 --> 00:13:02,461
Like a... consigliere?
286
00:13:03,185 --> 00:13:04,396
Yeah. I don't know.
287
00:13:04,490 --> 00:13:06,054
- Sure.
- These advisors,
288
00:13:06,090 --> 00:13:09,067
I assume, would have full access
to your life and business
289
00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:11,233
and... I don't know, perhaps your vault?
290
00:13:11,261 --> 00:13:13,236
- Nice.
- Yes.
291
00:13:13,367 --> 00:13:15,167
You would be involved in everything.
292
00:13:15,265 --> 00:13:18,100
But this kind of trust is
a really big deal for me.
293
00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:21,356
So I need you to do
a little something for me
294
00:13:21,389 --> 00:13:23,105
to prove your loyalty.
295
00:13:23,561 --> 00:13:25,640
Oh, yeah. Anything.
296
00:13:26,171 --> 00:13:27,943
I need you to kill Chris.
297
00:13:31,167 --> 00:13:33,205
- Yeah. I mean, I don't think that
- Absolutely.
298
00:13:33,230 --> 00:13:34,800
- should be a block in the road.
- I would love to.
299
00:13:34,825 --> 00:13:36,918
- I don't think that's a problem.
- I've been wanting to do that.
300
00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:39,311
- See? It's getting romantic, huh?
- Mm-hmm.
301
00:13:39,936 --> 00:13:42,038
Knock, knock!
302
00:13:45,753 --> 00:13:48,003
Zing-dee-dee!
303
00:13:48,159 --> 00:13:51,260
- We got pocket watches!
- Pocket watches!
304
00:13:53,321 --> 00:13:55,588
I have actual good news.
305
00:13:55,702 --> 00:13:58,077
My plan worked!
306
00:13:58,203 --> 00:13:59,523
That's right, I submitted
307
00:13:59,540 --> 00:14:02,341
the initial paperwork to
the IRS, and after that,
308
00:14:02,423 --> 00:14:06,192
it is mere weeks until they
mail me the forms for the audit.
309
00:14:06,227 --> 00:14:07,641
Oh!
310
00:14:07,811 --> 00:14:11,329
Well, our plan worked, too.
And it'll work right now.
311
00:14:11,365 --> 00:14:13,102
Yeah. Capone loves us.
312
00:14:13,127 --> 00:14:15,434
All we have to do is show him
a simple act of loyalty.
313
00:14:15,459 --> 00:14:17,593
Yeah. It's not even a big deal.
314
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,053
Okay, like what?
315
00:14:20,387 --> 00:14:22,952
All he wants us to do is
kill you in front of him.
316
00:14:24,063 --> 00:14:26,016
Oh, my God!
317
00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:27,756
It's just a watch. Don't worry about it.
It's, like, eight bucks.
318
00:14:27,781 --> 00:14:31,717
I'm not talking about the watch!
I'm talking about being murdered!
319
00:14:31,728 --> 00:14:34,880
He's not actually going
to kill you, Chris.
320
00:14:34,905 --> 00:14:36,028
Yeah, you dum-dum.
321
00:14:36,053 --> 00:14:37,927
When he gives me the gun,
instead of shooting you,
322
00:14:37,952 --> 00:14:39,458
I'll shoot him in the leg.
323
00:14:39,483 --> 00:14:41,160
Yes. And then we'll
make him open the vault
324
00:14:41,195 --> 00:14:42,761
and get our time machine back.
325
00:14:42,786 --> 00:14:44,294
Oh...
326
00:14:44,319 --> 00:14:45,974
No way.
327
00:14:46,091 --> 00:14:48,277
Why? 'Cause you didn't think of it?
328
00:14:48,302 --> 00:14:51,170
No. Because your way brings me
to an execution.
329
00:14:51,205 --> 00:14:54,570
And my way, though it may
seem boring to the uneducated mind,
330
00:14:54,647 --> 00:14:56,350
is the thing in history
331
00:14:56,445 --> 00:14:58,241
that actually takes down Capone.
332
00:14:58,335 --> 00:15:02,623
Well, fine, if you want to wait years
for your IRS scheme to work,
333
00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:03,787
go for it.
334
00:15:03,850 --> 00:15:06,248
Or you could trust your buddy...
335
00:15:06,373 --> 00:15:07,850
now.
336
00:15:07,928 --> 00:15:09,192
I'll take the years.
337
00:15:09,217 --> 00:15:10,536
And when we get the time machine,
338
00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:12,378
I'll just beam back
to the moment we left.
339
00:15:12,414 --> 00:15:13,546
It doesn't work like that.
340
00:15:13,581 --> 00:15:15,180
However long you're in the past,
341
00:15:15,213 --> 00:15:16,954
that's as long as you've
been gone from the present.
342
00:15:16,979 --> 00:15:19,430
What? You're just now telling me this?
343
00:15:19,526 --> 00:15:20,730
Yes.
344
00:15:20,755 --> 00:15:23,489
Oh, my God. I've missed a week of class!
345
00:15:23,525 --> 00:15:26,694
I'm not gonna get tenure now.
I may not even have a job!
346
00:15:27,515 --> 00:15:30,116
We got to go to Capone's,
and you got to kill me right now.
347
00:15:30,141 --> 00:15:31,733
And you'd better do a good job.
348
00:15:31,758 --> 00:15:33,368
Oh, yeah, I'll kill you good, boss.
349
00:15:35,883 --> 00:15:38,227
So you're going with
"trust your buddy," huh?
350
00:15:38,373 --> 00:15:39,930
Nice.
351
00:15:40,542 --> 00:15:42,341
Watch the walls.
352
00:15:43,629 --> 00:15:44,828
Mae!
353
00:15:45,479 --> 00:15:47,914
If it's not too much trouble,
354
00:15:48,377 --> 00:15:51,204
can I get some coffee for our guests?
355
00:15:52,376 --> 00:15:53,993
It's not ready yet.
356
00:15:57,525 --> 00:15:59,035
That's okay.
357
00:16:00,363 --> 00:16:02,551
What's most important...
358
00:16:04,027 --> 00:16:06,527
is your feelings.
359
00:16:12,911 --> 00:16:14,669
Toodle-loo.
360
00:16:19,265 --> 00:16:22,976
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
361
00:16:23,030 --> 00:16:25,859
Who was that man?
I didn't even recognize him.
362
00:16:25,884 --> 00:16:28,087
That was your husband, Al!
363
00:16:28,753 --> 00:16:29,939
Oh, y...
364
00:16:29,972 --> 00:16:31,589
No, I know. I was making a joke.
365
00:16:31,614 --> 00:16:33,198
Oh, right.
366
00:16:33,355 --> 00:16:35,434
I didn't know, because it wasn't funny.
367
00:16:36,564 --> 00:16:38,364
Oh, hey, Danny,
368
00:16:38,399 --> 00:16:41,300
this is that new gun I've
been wanting to show you.
369
00:16:41,336 --> 00:16:43,269
Oh, Al, the one I wanted
370
00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:46,869
- to see, with the wood inlays.
- Correct.
371
00:16:48,109 --> 00:16:49,705
Sorry, Chris.
372
00:16:49,978 --> 00:16:52,335
That's curtains for you.
373
00:16:52,508 --> 00:16:53,980
Oh, no, Dan.
374
00:16:54,108 --> 00:16:57,475
- How could you betray me?
- Any last woids?
375
00:16:58,061 --> 00:16:59,569
Yes.
376
00:17:00,319 --> 00:17:01,431
Checkmate!
377
00:17:01,456 --> 00:17:03,456
- Ha-ha! You dummy!
- Ha!
378
00:17:03,491 --> 00:17:07,475
You think I'd really kill Chris?
He's, like, my best friend.
379
00:17:07,629 --> 00:17:10,020
You're, like, my third best friend.
380
00:17:10,428 --> 00:17:12,309
Sorry, Al.
381
00:17:13,426 --> 00:17:14,723
Do it.
382
00:17:21,042 --> 00:17:22,435
Al?
383
00:17:22,646 --> 00:17:23,966
I think your new gun is broken.
384
00:17:23,991 --> 00:17:26,138
- Ha-ha! Checkmate!
- Fart!
385
00:17:26,163 --> 00:17:29,041
You know, the first five times
I tried this loyalty test,
386
00:17:29,184 --> 00:17:30,463
I got shot.
387
00:17:31,088 --> 00:17:32,346
Then I realized, oh,
388
00:17:32,432 --> 00:17:34,339
I don't have to put any bullets in there.
389
00:17:34,364 --> 00:17:36,542
I know if they're loyal
if they pull the trigger.
390
00:17:36,636 --> 00:17:38,680
And I have my answer now.
391
00:17:38,859 --> 00:17:41,765
You, get in the vault...
I'll deal with you later.
392
00:17:44,199 --> 00:17:46,621
Glad I trusted my buddy.
393
00:17:49,707 --> 00:17:51,537
Fuhgettaboutit.
394
00:17:52,151 --> 00:17:53,450
Ah?
395
00:17:55,260 --> 00:17:58,596
- You betrayed me.
- Al, Allie-boy.
396
00:18:06,690 --> 00:18:09,102
Now, this is the door
to Al Capone's vault,
397
00:18:09,150 --> 00:18:12,099
which was famously found
completely empty.
398
00:18:13,223 --> 00:18:14,455
Hi.
399
00:18:16,256 --> 00:18:17,639
Bye.
400
00:18:23,114 --> 00:18:25,063
I'm interesting!
401
00:18:25,200 --> 00:18:27,802
And the clarinet is awesome!
402
00:18:28,001 --> 00:18:29,834
And history matters!
403
00:18:29,869 --> 00:18:31,436
How did you get out of the vault?
404
00:18:32,139 --> 00:18:33,577
I'm Batman.
405
00:18:33,788 --> 00:18:34,991
I don't know who that is.
406
00:18:35,468 --> 00:18:37,897
Did somebody just yell, "History matters"?
407
00:18:37,968 --> 00:18:39,294
I didn't hear anything.
408
00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:41,812
No, I-I heard something.
I'm gonna go check it out.
409
00:18:41,837 --> 00:18:44,849
- Mae, wait.
- Hey, get your mitts off me.
410
00:18:44,884 --> 00:18:46,922
Oh!
411
00:18:50,190 --> 00:18:52,657
Look at us, fighting like men.
412
00:18:55,512 --> 00:18:57,112
- Better than men.
- Yeah!
413
00:18:58,187 --> 00:18:59,826
Ah. Oh.
414
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,299
We're making great strides.
415
00:19:04,873 --> 00:19:07,705
- Lights out.
- Oh.
416
00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:12,245
Drop it. No one hurts my baby.
417
00:19:12,753 --> 00:19:14,673
Mae, what are you doing?
418
00:19:14,698 --> 00:19:17,978
Al, last week I wished you were dead.
419
00:19:18,003 --> 00:19:19,102
But this week,
420
00:19:19,188 --> 00:19:20,970
we're not just partners in life,
421
00:19:21,087 --> 00:19:22,938
we're partners in crime.
422
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:26,460
Yeah, life includes crime.
Don't point the gun at me.
423
00:19:26,485 --> 00:19:28,292
- Point it at them.
- Oh, yeah.
424
00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:29,982
Excuse me!
425
00:19:30,007 --> 00:19:34,234
No one messes with my
partner in life, meaning Dan.
426
00:19:34,390 --> 00:19:36,367
Hi, Dan. I'm sorry, Chris.
427
00:19:36,403 --> 00:19:38,469
- Drop it.
- No, you drop it.
428
00:19:38,505 --> 00:19:40,505
- No, you drop it.
- You drop it.
429
00:19:40,530 --> 00:19:41,607
- Drop it.
- Drop it.
430
00:19:41,632 --> 00:19:44,051
- Please drop it. Please?
- Come on, Deb, drop it.
431
00:19:44,076 --> 00:19:46,267
- Please drop it.
- Your broad ain't gonna shoot.
432
00:19:46,292 --> 00:19:47,651
She don't got the guts.
433
00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:50,548
Do the thing. Do the thing I taught you.
434
00:19:51,676 --> 00:19:55,019
Say hello to my little friend!
435
00:20:10,726 --> 00:20:11,816
Oh.
436
00:20:13,294 --> 00:20:15,147
This is why we time-travel.
437
00:20:15,442 --> 00:20:17,311
Moments like this.
438
00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:21,012
- So awesome.
- Okay, you guys got us.
439
00:20:21,615 --> 00:20:23,017
Open the vault.
440
00:20:28,626 --> 00:20:31,722
You know, if someone
was gonna rob me blind,
441
00:20:31,880 --> 00:20:34,888
- I'm glad it was you, Dan.
- Al, I'm telling you,
442
00:20:34,977 --> 00:20:37,160
you remember all that Godfather
stuff that we talked about,
443
00:20:37,185 --> 00:20:38,545
and the Mafia will be huge.
444
00:20:38,570 --> 00:20:40,359
You won't even need the money
I took from you.
445
00:20:40,384 --> 00:20:42,826
You taught Al Capone
how to do the Mafia?
446
00:20:42,851 --> 00:20:45,369
Bye-bye, Mae. Bye. Bye.
447
00:20:45,850 --> 00:20:48,194
Al, later, skater.
448
00:20:53,079 --> 00:20:55,608
Yes, yes, yes.
449
00:20:55,633 --> 00:20:58,883
We are back, and we got the money still.
450
00:20:58,908 --> 00:21:00,946
Now we can buy the ice cream parlor.
451
00:21:00,971 --> 00:21:04,655
And most importantly, we saved
Al and Mae Capone's marriage.
452
00:21:06,275 --> 00:21:08,986
- Absolutely, that was number one priority.
- That never mattered at all.
453
00:21:10,674 --> 00:21:14,640
Aw, gross, there's a sandwich in my
pocket that's, like, 100 years old now.
454
00:21:14,742 --> 00:21:19,742
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