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Serialul "Dads" este realizat �n prezen�a
unui public prezent.
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Joc video cu tenis.
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Habar nu aveam c� fiul meu
e �nzestrat cu un asemenea talent fals.
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Trebuie s� exers�m.
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Suntem �n aceea�i echip� la TTVSF.
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Deja nu-mi pas� despre ce vorbe�ti.
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E Turneul de Tenis Virtual
din San Francisco.
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Aveam dreptate c�nd am zis
c� nu-mi pas�.
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- Salut, David.
- Salut, Crawford.
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Camila, dou� pahare de martini.
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Mie nu-mi trebuie.
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�tiu.
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Po�i s� crezi prostia asta?
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C�nd noi eram copii,
f�ceam lucrurile a�a cum trebuie.
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Vroiai s� joci tenis, jucai tenis.
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Atunci nu aveam calculatoare,
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a�a c�, practic, tenisul era singura
metod� de a vedea lenjeria femeilor.
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Jocurile video reprezint� motivul
pentru care �ara asta se duce dracului.
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C�nd eu eram de v�rsta lui,
deja avea �ntemeiat� o familie
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pe care o p�r�sisem.
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Uite, eu doar m� distrez
cu cel mai bun prieten al meu.
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Asta e o experien��
de care nu ai avut niciodat� parte.
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Eu am prieteni.
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Ba nu, nu ai.
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Zi-mi numele unui prieten de-al t�u,
�n afar� de Crawford.
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Edna.
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Menajera mea?
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Care e numele ei de familie?
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Bine, m-ai prins.
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Dar a� putea s�-mi fac prieteni
�n dou� secunde.
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Cum anume?
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Poate dac� te-ai fi aflat �ntr-un
avion care s-a pr�bu�it �i ai supravie�uit,
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ai putea avea ni�te supravie�uitori
ciuda�i pe post de prieteni,
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dar �n niciun caz
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nu �i-ai putea face un prieten
bazat pe personalitatea lui,
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�ntr-un scenariu ce nu implic�
pr�bu�irea unui avion.
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Frate, ne-ar fi mult mai u�or
s� ne facem prieteni dac� am fi mormoni.
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Am avea 18 fra�i �i surori
exact la noi �n dormitor.
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Tati m-a dus la zoo
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Doar ca sa vada ceva nou
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At�tea stele pe cer
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At�tea �ntrebari am sa �i pun
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Tati m-a dus la plimbare
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- traducere �i adaptare de Hice Cristian -
- hice.cristian@yahoo.com -
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Da, categoric scotch-ul are un gust mai bun
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c�nd e�ti �n pijamale.
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Chiar dac� e ultimul pahar
�nainte de culcare
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sau primul �n diminea�a urm�toare.
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A fost destul de dr�gu�
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pentru Eli s� spun� c� tu e�ti
cel mai bun prieten al lui.
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Da.
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E un copil simpatic.
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El e prietenul t�u cel mai bun?
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Sigur c� nu, drag�.
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�i...
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Tu e�ti.
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Bun. Pentru c� m� g�ndeam
c� a� putea fi coechipierul t�u anul �sta
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�n turneul de tenis.
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Nu pot s�-i fac asta lui Eli.
E prietenul meu cel mai bun.
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Noi nu facem niciodat� nimic �mpreun�.
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Despre ce vorbe�ti?
Facem plimb�ri lungi �i lini�tite cu ma�ina
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�mpreun� tot timpul.
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Nu-�i poate g�si Eli un alt partener?
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�tii c� ro�ca�ilor le e greu
s�-�i fac� prieteni.
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Pentru c�, �n subcon�tient,
oamenii cred c� sunt diabolici.
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Ei bine, eu am plecat
s� m� bag �n patul meu de dou� persoane.
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S�-i spun "noapte bun�" doamnei.
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Dragule, cuplurile fac lucruri
�mpreun� mereu.
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Jen �i cu Bob joac� golf.
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Asta pentru c� el se simte prost
pentru c� o �n�eal�.
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Zack �i cu Beth merg la karaoke.
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Asta pentru c� Zack se simte prost
c� s-a combinat cu Bob.
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Lucas �i cu Moira fac c���r�ri.
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�ncearc� s-o omoare.
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Va t�ia funia.
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Cei de la Dateline
a�teapt� s� se �nt�mple din clip� �n clip�.
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Pe bune acum, iubitule,
noi ce facem �mpreun�?
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Vorbim despre alte cupluri.
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Bine. M� g�ndeam doar c�...
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ar fi amuzant
s� facem �i noi ceva �mpreun�, dar...
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presupun...
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... c� m-am �n�elat.
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Z�u a�a.
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Nu mersul trist din nou...
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S� �tii c� nu-�i va merge.
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Nu. Nu de data asta.
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Nu.
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Ce s-a �nt�mplat?
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Nimic. �ncerc doar s� g�sesc
o cale s�-i spun lui Eli
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c� so�ia mea, Camila, e noua
mea partener� de tenis.
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Cum vei face asta?
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Am notat c�tea chestii pe care le-a�...
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- Spune-mi.
- Bine...
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�n primul r�nd, c�t de mult �l iubesc
eu ca prieten
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�i c�t de mult� valoare pun
pe parteneriatul lui.
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Apoi, am strecurat o glumi��.
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Iar apoi �i amintesc de momentele
pl�cute petrecute �mpreun�,
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apoi o alt� glumi��, una, alta...
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... dup� care �i spun ve�tile proaste
ca lovitur� final�,
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dar nu cred c� pot s� i-o spun
verde-n fa��.
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Atunci trimite-i un mesaj.
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Serios? Nu pot s�-i trimit mesaj.
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E un act de la�itate.
Adic�, pe bune. E at�t de ridic...
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Uite c� vine.
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�i, trimis.
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Salut, prieteni.
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Chiar c� au fost ni�te momente pl�cute.
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Nu la fel de amuzant� ca prima, dar merge.
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O clip�.
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Nu l-am primit.
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L-am trimis Ednei.
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Ur�t din partea ta, omule.
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Unde s� pun asta, Eli?
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Perfect.
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Z�u a�a...
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E ridicol.
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Suntem cei mai buni prieteni. Vorbe�te-mi.
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Du-te naibii!
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E cu susul �n jos.
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Ba nu, nu e.
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Uite, �tiu c� e�ti foarte dezam�git,
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dar so�ia mea vrea s� fie
partenera mea de tenis,
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�i-n plus, ea e pe primul loc.
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Nu �n sensul acela.
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Bine, uneori.
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Bine, o dat�, �i nici acum
nu am idee ce am f�cut.
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Uite, �tiu c� vrei s� faci
chestii amuzante cu Camila,
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dar tenisul virtual
era activitatea noastr�.
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Cum s-ar sim�i dac� a� veni
la voi acas�
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s�-�i calc hainele �i s�-�i nasc copiii?
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Cred c� ar fi foarte, foarte confuz�.
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Eu sunt foarte confuz acum.
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Nici m�car nu mai �tiu cum m� cheam�!
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E Eli.
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Nu mi se pare potrivit.
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Vrei cumva s� te �ntinzi acum?
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Nu.
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Vreau s�-mi g�sesc un partener nou.
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Bine, atunci. A�a te vreau, Eli.
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Nu �tiu cine e �la!
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Da. Nu, nu, nu, Jeff.
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�n�eleg perfect.
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Ce planuri ai dup� �edin�a
de chimioterapie?
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Bine.
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Oamenii sunt at�t de egoi�ti!
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Deci to�i prietenii
t�i ��i sar �n ajutor?
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Nu acum, tat�.
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Filmul Naufragiatul
a l�murit bine ideea.
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Prietenii pot fi �nlocui�i
cu o minge gonflabil�.
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�tii, tocmai mi-am pierdut
actualul meu cel mai bun prieten.
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Mi-ar prinde bine pu�in sprijin.
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Nu exist� conceptul
de prieten cel mai bun.
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Nici m�car c�inii nu sunt
prietenii t�i cei mai buni.
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Despre ce vorbe�ti?
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Dac� ar fi s� mori, �n apartamentul t�u,
�n cel mult 24 de ore
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"cel mai bun prieten al t�u"
�i-ar m�nca fa�a.
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��i aminte�ti cum i-ai str�ns rahatul
5 ani de zile?
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El nu-�i aminte�te.
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�i-a mu�cat urechea cu gura,
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coada �i flutur�, se simte foarte bine.
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Tat�, dac� vrei �ntr-adev�r s� m� aju�i,
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poate c� ai putea fi tu partenerul
meu �n turneul �sta de tenis.
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Dac� vreun detaliu din personalitatea
mea �i-a l�sat impresia
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c� o s� te ajut cu chestia asta,
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�mi cer scuze cu adev�rat.
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E u�or, domnule. David.
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E ca p�m�tuful de �ters praful.
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P�m�tuf, praf. P�m�tuf, praf.
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P�m�tuf, praf. P�m�tuf,
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- praf.
- Dumnezeule.
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Edna, e�ti incredibil�.
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E�ti ocupat� m�ine?
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Petrec 8 ore pe zi pentru a cur��a
dou� camere.
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Da, am timp.
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Ei bine, am ajuns,
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Super Bowl-ul la care ia parte
genera�ia "petard�".
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�tii pe cine �mi place s� privesc
c�nd m� uit la tenis?
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Pe fra�ii William.
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Incredibili.
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Iar acum,
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pentru ultimul meci al zilei,
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Warner �i Camila Whittemore...
Da! Da!
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�mpotriva lui Eli �i a Ednei!
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Deci asta e cealalt� femeie de care
am auzit at�tea lucruri.
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Eli, ne cunoa�tem de 15 ani.
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Da? Ei bine, eu �l cunosc pe el de 25.
Bine,
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asta nu e o competi�ie.
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Competi�ia va �ncepe acum.
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Echipa Whittemore serve�te.
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Punct, Edna. 15 puncte.
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- Scuze. �mi pare r�u.
- E-n regul�.
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E-n ordine, te descurci grozav.
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Bine? Te descurci grozav.
Bine.
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Ia prive�te ce picioare!
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Da, noi, cei din familia Whittemore,
suntem faimo�i pentru picioarele noastre.
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�tii, odat� am purtat
pantaloni foarte scur�i
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�n New York City,
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iar dou� taxiuri s-au urcat
direct pe trotuar.
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Unul din ele a lovit un hidrant,
iar cinci minute mai t�rziu,
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a devenit un parc acvatic natural.
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Primul set le apar�ine lui
Eli �i Ednei!
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Da!
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Bun� partener� �i-ai mai ales, amice.
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Uite, vreau s�-�i revii �n fire, bine?
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Ai vrut s� fii partenera mea,
a�a c� s-o facem, bine?
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Te iubesc.
Iubesc, iubesc.
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Iubesc, iubesc. Iubesc, iubesc.
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De unde o cunoa�te�i pe Edna?
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Cine e Edna?
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Tocmai am venit
de la o emisiune cu Dane Cook.
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Cum a fost?
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Nasol.
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Minge de meci, Eli �i Edna.
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�n regul�, draga mea,
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- trebue s� c�tig�m 212 consecutiv, bine?
- Bine.
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- Bine?
- Bine.
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Eli �i Edna sunt noii
campioni ai tenisului virtual!
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Ea a tri�at!
Consum� steroizi
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Haide, tipule, calmeaz�-te.
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Da! Minunat sfat!
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�sta e�ti tu, nu?
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Domnul Relaxat.
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Niciodat� nu te stresezi cu nimic la munc�.
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"Hei, sunt bestial,
pentru c� port un tricou
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�i am 40 de ani".
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Bine, Warner,
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�nceteaz�! Dumnezeule,
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te faci de tot r�sul �n acest moment.
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Eu m� fac de r�s?!
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- Ai ratat ultima lovitur�, drag�.
- Nu.
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Nu, aproape c� era s�-mi reu�easc�
ultima lovitura, dar m-ai dat tu la o parte.
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Aceea era singura lovitur�
care �i-ar fi reu�it?
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Ura! �i-ar fi reu�it una!
�tii ce?
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00:14:54,774 --> 00:14:56,574
Pentru c� "aproape" e suficient.
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Iar Jar Jar Binks e "aproape" amuzant.
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�i c� America "aproape" c� a c�tigat
r�zboiul cu Vietnam!
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00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:02,781
Hai s� s�rb�torim, bine?
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00:15:21,934 --> 00:15:24,936
Nu v� uita�i la mine.
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�tii, dac� e s� ne lu�m
dup� for�a corporal�,
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chiar am c�tigat r�zboiul din Vietnam.
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Terapie de cuplu
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Deci, cine vrea s� �nceap�?
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00:15:38,844 --> 00:15:41,046
Cred c� Warner ar trebui s� �nceap�.
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Da, �i eu.
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Warner, de ce crezi
c� ne afl�m azi aici?
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Pentru c�...
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00:15:48,721 --> 00:15:52,357
pentru c� mi-am ie�it pu�in din fire.
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- Pu�in din fire?
- Da.
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00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:57,295
M-ai comparat cu Jar Jar Binks.
250
00:15:57,329 --> 00:15:59,230
Da, �i ai distrus un televizor.
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00:15:59,231 --> 00:16:01,366
Aceea era o �coal�
cu mai pu�ine posibilit��i
252
00:16:01,367 --> 00:16:04,436
Nu-�i vor mai permite �nc�
un televizor asem�m�tor.
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00:16:04,470 --> 00:16:06,905
Warner, po�i s� explici
de la ce a provenit furia ta,
254
00:16:06,906 --> 00:16:09,207
de ce ai sim�it nevoia
s� te manife�ti fizic?
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Nu.
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00:16:13,012 --> 00:16:14,979
Poate c� are de-a face cu faptul
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c� so�ia ta nu d� doi bani
pe prietenia noastr�.
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Sau poate pentru c� prietenul
t�u cel mai bun nu realizeaz�
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00:16:19,552 --> 00:16:21,619
c� so�ia �i copiii t�i au nevoie de tine.
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Au nevoie de el?! Mai degrab�
simt nevoia s�-l sufoce.
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00:16:24,890 --> 00:16:26,925
Cum r�m�ne cu faptul c� �i ceri
s� r�m�n� s� lucreze p�n� seara t�rziu
262
00:16:26,926 --> 00:16:29,661
doar pentru a avea pe cineva l�ng� tine
care s� r�d� la referin�ele tale de film?
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00:16:29,695 --> 00:16:31,863
Din ad�ncul inimii, pe tine te �njunghii!
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M�nia lui Khan.
Mul�umesc.
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�i ce?
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Eu sunt so�ia lui.
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00:16:36,769 --> 00:16:39,471
Da, p�i, eu l-am v�zut dezbr�cat
�nainte s�-l fi v�zut tu.
268
00:16:39,505 --> 00:16:42,640
Exist� vreo aluzie sexual�
�n aceast� rela�ie?
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00:16:42,675 --> 00:16:43,708
Nu.
Nu.
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Poate c� asta e problema.
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Nv.
Nv.
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�ti�i, aud o mul�ime de "nu",
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iar asta m� face s� cred c�
nu ne sunt de niciun folos cuvintele.
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Veni�i cu mine.
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Bine.
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E frumos.
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00:17:03,596 --> 00:17:05,530
E�ti petrec�rea��?
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00:17:05,564 --> 00:17:08,199
Asta e camera noastr�
de comunicare non-verbal�.
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00:17:08,234 --> 00:17:09,334
Ce �nseamn� asta?
280
00:17:09,368 --> 00:17:11,169
V� permite s� v� exprima�i g�ndurile
281
00:17:11,170 --> 00:17:13,905
folosid adev�rul pur al sunetului.
282
00:17:13,939 --> 00:17:16,207
Da, e�ti petrec�rea��.
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V� rog.
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Deci...
285
00:17:23,048 --> 00:17:26,084
ne alegem fiecare c�te o tob� sau cum...?
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00:17:26,118 --> 00:17:28,786
Toba v� va alege pe voi.
287
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�n regul�, alege�i odat� una.
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L�sa�i-m� pe mine s� �ncep discu�ia.
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Lini�te!
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Eli...
291
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�mi pas� de tine,
tu e�ti cel mai bun amic al meu.
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�n�eleg.
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Draga mea...
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Te iubesc mai mult dec�t orice.
295
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Mul�umesc, dragule.
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00:18:32,099 --> 00:18:34,634
Ar��i bine.
297
00:18:37,099 --> 00:18:39,634
Port tricoul �sta pentru c�
�tiu c� ��i place.
298
00:18:42,099 --> 00:18:44,634
De fiecare dat� c�nd te privesc,
299
00:18:46,099 --> 00:18:48,634
m� simt at�t de...
300
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... norocos.
301
00:18:52,099 --> 00:18:55,634
Vreau s� te ling pe c�t.
302
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:04,634
Vrei s� mi-o scot chiar acum?
303
00:19:04,988 --> 00:19:05,634
Prieteni, prieteni...
304
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�nc� sunt aici.
305
00:19:08,988 --> 00:19:09,634
Scrie-�i numele pe spatele meu!
306
00:19:10,988 --> 00:19:11,634
��i voi smulge s�nii de la loc!
307
00:19:20,988 --> 00:19:21,634
Hei...
308
00:19:21,988 --> 00:19:21,634
Ce zici s� trecem �i noi la treab�?
309
00:19:24,988 --> 00:19:25,634
Nu.
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00:19:26,988 --> 00:19:28,488
Dar a� putea s� te �nv�� ni�te lucruri...
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Nu.
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00:19:31,043 --> 00:19:34,012
Las� toba.
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00:19:34,013 --> 00:19:35,880
Nu pot.
314
00:19:43,387 --> 00:19:45,121
Vrei s� petrecem ni�te timp
�mpreun� disear�?
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00:19:45,156 --> 00:19:47,090
Mi-ar pl�cea s� stau cu tine,
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00:19:47,091 --> 00:19:50,560
pentru c� e�ti un prieten grozav �i
pre�uiesc timpul petrecut �mpreun� cu tine,
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00:19:52,129 --> 00:19:54,764
dar fac ceva cu Camila,
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00:19:54,765 --> 00:19:56,800
care, de asemenea, e o prieten� grozav�
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�i o iubit� generoas�.
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M� bucur mult s� aud asta.
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00:20:01,672 --> 00:20:04,174
�i �n timp ce sunt dezam�git
c� nu o s� apuc s� te v�d,
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00:20:04,175 --> 00:20:06,476
apreciez c� mi-ai comunicat
ce pl�nuie�ti s� faci.
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Ei bine...
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comunicarea st� la baza unei
prietenii puternice.
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Iar noi exact asta avem.
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00:20:16,187 --> 00:20:18,188
Pentru prietenie.
Pentru prietenie.
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00:20:19,390 --> 00:20:23,159
Ce naiba se petrece?
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00:20:23,194 --> 00:20:26,196
Ei bine, Eli �i cu mine am l�murit
c�teva chestii la terapie.
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Ar trebui s� �ncerci �i tu.
330
00:20:27,398 --> 00:20:29,199
Nici g�nd. Asiaticii nu cred �n terapie.
331
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:31,468
Noi avem �ntrerup�toare
cu pornit/oprit.
332
00:20:31,502 --> 00:20:33,269
A� vrea s� aud mai multe despre asta.
333
00:20:33,270 --> 00:20:34,371
E�ti liber� disear�?
334
00:20:34,405 --> 00:20:35,739
�i, l-am oprit.
335
00:20:36,907 --> 00:20:38,341
Deci, totul e �n regul� cu Camila?
336
00:20:38,376 --> 00:20:40,577
Da, ne-am �mp�cat a�a cum trebuie
seara trecut�.
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00:20:40,578 --> 00:20:44,314
De data asta, ea mi-a adus mie prospopul.
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00:20:44,348 --> 00:20:47,183
E o iubit� at�t de generoas�.
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00:20:47,184 --> 00:20:48,685
Da.
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00:20:48,719 --> 00:20:51,287
Ce ai f�cut p�n� la urm� cu terapeuta?
341
00:20:55,092 --> 00:20:57,761
Deci nu te va da �n judecat�?
342
00:21:02,933 --> 00:21:07,170
Trebuie s� stai la o distan�� de 100
de metri tot timpul?
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00:21:09,206 --> 00:21:12,075
50. Bine, a�a da.
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00:21:12,109 --> 00:21:13,610
Eli,
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00:21:13,611 --> 00:21:15,678
vino odat�!
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00:21:15,713 --> 00:21:18,381
E�ti gata s� fii la fel
de tare ca Tiger Woods?!
347
00:21:18,382 --> 00:21:21,718
Si. E cel mai bun
juc�tor mexican de golf din lume.
348
00:21:23,087 --> 00:21:26,356
Nu, Tiger Woods
e asiatic plus negru.
349
00:21:26,357 --> 00:21:28,637
Si.
Egal mexican!
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