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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,142 --> 00:00:10,977 - Oh, boy, these boxes... - Hey, mom and dad... 2 00:00:10,978 --> 00:00:12,745 Abby. Henry, you want to give me a hand now? 3 00:00:12,746 --> 00:00:14,180 - Okay, daddy. - Your room is huge. 4 00:00:14,181 --> 00:00:16,349 Abby, come on, choose your space. 5 00:00:16,350 --> 00:00:18,551 We can play football. Choose your times, come on. 6 00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:20,520 - I want to go swimming. - Hey, Abby. 7 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:23,723 Abby, grab your uniform, honey. Don't leave it outside. 8 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:27,159 When can we play with this? 9 00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:29,999 - Henry! Abby! - Dinner time, guys. 10 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:30,264 - Henry! Abby! - Dinner time, guys. 11 00:00:30,265 --> 00:00:32,331 - Come on. - Guys, don't fight now. 12 00:00:32,332 --> 00:00:35,001 Hurry, hurry. Come on down. Let's go. 13 00:00:35,002 --> 00:00:37,136 Aldon, you forgot to close the gate to the pool again. 14 00:00:37,137 --> 00:00:38,971 Hey, let's have a catch. 15 00:00:38,972 --> 00:00:41,041 Daddy, can I go swimming? 16 00:00:43,677 --> 00:00:46,145 - No, no, no. No, no! - No! 17 00:00:46,146 --> 00:00:49,116 No! 18 00:01:02,818 --> 00:01:05,387 This is it, huh? A new house. 19 00:01:05,388 --> 00:01:06,855 It's a freakin' mansion. 20 00:01:06,856 --> 00:01:09,324 Maybe there's, like, a grotto in the backyard 21 00:01:09,325 --> 00:01:11,193 or something, huh? 22 00:01:23,372 --> 00:01:26,174 Oh. 23 00:01:26,175 --> 00:01:29,010 My family is ridiculous. 24 00:01:29,011 --> 00:01:29,999 I know. 25 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:30,500 I know. 26 00:01:37,853 --> 00:01:39,954 Should I leave my window open for you tonight? 27 00:01:39,955 --> 00:01:42,424 You know, I was actually gonna head back to campus tonight, 28 00:01:42,425 --> 00:01:43,992 hang with the brothers. 29 00:01:43,993 --> 00:01:45,528 I'll sleep naked. See you at midnight? 30 00:01:51,133 --> 00:01:52,435 Mom? 31 00:02:03,546 --> 00:02:05,114 Hello? 32 00:02:16,125 --> 00:02:17,560 Mom? 33 00:02:19,895 --> 00:02:21,830 Aah! 34 00:02:21,831 --> 00:02:24,199 Oh, welcome home. Oh my goodness, let me see you. 35 00:02:24,200 --> 00:02:27,368 Wait, what happened to the freshman 15? That's one of the joys of college life. 36 00:02:27,369 --> 00:02:29,404 Oh, too much studying, not enough eating. 37 00:02:29,405 --> 00:02:29,999 Oh, well, we will try to put some pounds on you while you're here. 38 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,474 Oh, well, we will try to put some pounds on you while you're here. 39 00:02:32,475 --> 00:02:36,244 Ham and cheese, tomato, and it's grilled. 40 00:02:36,245 --> 00:02:39,014 Mom, since when do you cook? Since we got a real kitchen. 41 00:02:42,017 --> 00:02:45,119 Is that real cheese? Fermented bean curd. 42 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:46,921 We had to make a few changes around here 43 00:02:46,922 --> 00:02:48,556 on account of your father's heart. 44 00:02:48,557 --> 00:02:52,027 I am so happy to see you. Oh, you look beautiful. 45 00:02:53,128 --> 00:02:55,296 So technically this is the new office. 46 00:02:55,297 --> 00:02:56,931 Where's my bed? 47 00:02:56,932 --> 00:02:59,534 Uh, it went to a very good cause. 48 00:02:59,535 --> 00:03:00,000 Me sleeping on it wasn't a good enough cause? 49 00:03:00,001 --> 00:03:02,170 Me sleeping on it wasn't a good enough cause? 50 00:03:02,171 --> 00:03:03,938 Well, we donated it to goodwill. 51 00:03:03,939 --> 00:03:06,875 Oh, you gave my stuff to goodwill so you wouldn't have to move it. 52 00:03:06,876 --> 00:03:09,944 Okay, you take Shane's bed and we'll give him the blow-up. 53 00:03:09,945 --> 00:03:12,247 I know what goes on in Shane's bed. I'll take the blow-up. 54 00:03:12,248 --> 00:03:14,349 Where is everybody? 55 00:03:14,350 --> 00:03:16,551 Well, Shane's out skateboarding. Taylor is taking a nap. 56 00:03:16,552 --> 00:03:18,987 And with the housing market, well, the way it's been, 57 00:03:18,988 --> 00:03:20,421 you obviously know where your dad is. 58 00:03:20,422 --> 00:03:23,124 If dad isn't here, who opened the garage? 59 00:03:23,125 --> 00:03:25,226 When I came in, someone opened it. You didn't do it? 60 00:03:25,227 --> 00:03:28,530 - Mom, mom, I'm up. - Mommy! 61 00:03:28,531 --> 00:03:29,999 He's awake. 62 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,065 He's awake. 63 00:03:31,066 --> 00:03:32,433 Kayla! 64 00:03:32,434 --> 00:03:35,169 - Hey, buddy. - It's so good to see you. 65 00:03:35,170 --> 00:03:37,806 Kayla, I can't believe you're home. 66 00:04:00,229 --> 00:04:01,830 Here, help me blow up the bed. 67 00:04:06,035 --> 00:04:08,237 Okay, there we go. Pass me a pillow. 68 00:04:11,540 --> 00:04:13,274 Where's Taylor? I can't find tay-- 69 00:04:13,275 --> 00:04:14,576 There he is. 70 00:04:14,577 --> 00:04:17,278 I missed you. 71 00:04:17,279 --> 00:04:18,813 Ready? 72 00:04:18,814 --> 00:04:21,015 Watch your head. 73 00:04:21,016 --> 00:04:22,450 Hop on in. Put your seatbelt on. 74 00:04:22,451 --> 00:04:24,186 Here you go. 75 00:04:25,554 --> 00:04:27,489 See you soon, Taylor. 76 00:04:37,399 --> 00:04:40,001 Hey, Kayla. Shane, get out! Mom! 77 00:04:40,002 --> 00:04:41,869 Would you please calm down? 78 00:04:41,870 --> 00:04:43,805 I'm trying to take a dump here. 79 00:04:43,806 --> 00:04:47,275 What are you doing in here? You have your own bathroom. 80 00:04:47,276 --> 00:04:50,345 Why would I want to stink up my own bathroom, Kayla? 81 00:04:50,346 --> 00:04:52,046 Jerk. 82 00:04:52,047 --> 00:04:53,581 Mom! 83 00:04:53,582 --> 00:04:57,151 Eww! Get out! 84 00:04:57,152 --> 00:04:59,999 Oh, I'm dumping. Eww! Mom! 85 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,040 Oh, I'm dumping. Eww! Mom! 86 00:05:06,462 --> 00:05:07,863 Mm, no. 87 00:05:09,231 --> 00:05:12,333 Are there gonna be any American vegetables served tonight? 88 00:05:12,334 --> 00:05:15,036 It's okra. And it's good for you. 89 00:05:15,037 --> 00:05:17,072 How it tastes, it better be. 90 00:05:20,075 --> 00:05:22,110 I'm glad finals went well, sweetheart. 91 00:05:22,111 --> 00:05:25,813 Stick with it if you want to keep that scholarship, okay? 92 00:05:25,814 --> 00:05:28,950 What? Her tuition is more than our new mortgage. 93 00:05:28,951 --> 00:05:29,999 It's not gonna be a lot of fun to lose the house 94 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:31,252 it's not gonna be a lot of fun to lose the house 95 00:05:31,253 --> 00:05:33,321 to the same bank I clock in at every day. 96 00:05:33,322 --> 00:05:35,790 I'm working hard, dad. Good girl. 97 00:05:35,791 --> 00:05:38,192 You know, I actually think okra's taste 98 00:05:38,193 --> 00:05:40,562 is a defense mechanism so that people don't eat it. 99 00:05:44,941 --> 00:05:46,208 Burn! 100 00:05:46,209 --> 00:05:47,944 Blow it up. 101 00:05:50,747 --> 00:05:53,682 Do you know where they grow okra? 102 00:05:53,683 --> 00:05:56,018 No. Okrahoma. 103 00:05:56,019 --> 00:05:58,888 That's another one of your fabulous jokes, dad. 104 00:05:58,889 --> 00:05:59,999 Are you-are you liking your okra? 105 00:06:00,000 --> 00:06:01,280 Are you-are you liking your okra? 106 00:06:11,668 --> 00:06:14,670 Why are you hitting yourself, huh? Why are you hitting yourself? 107 00:06:14,671 --> 00:06:18,074 Why are you hitting yourself? That only works when I'm hitting myself, dumb-ass. 108 00:06:20,710 --> 00:06:23,013 Kids, we need to talk. 109 00:06:25,916 --> 00:06:27,850 Oh, god, grandpa died, didn't he? 110 00:06:27,851 --> 00:06:29,999 Shane. So listen up. 111 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:30,820 Shane. So listen up. 112 00:06:30,821 --> 00:06:34,557 The good news is we got to move into our dream home. 113 00:06:34,558 --> 00:06:35,691 The bad news is, 114 00:06:35,692 --> 00:06:39,728 with that move comes sacrifice 115 00:06:39,729 --> 00:06:41,997 by all of us, right? Mm-hmm. 116 00:06:41,998 --> 00:06:45,234 So, Kayla, they are hiring at chicken town. 117 00:06:45,235 --> 00:06:47,303 Really? 118 00:06:47,304 --> 00:06:50,105 Shane gets to hang out, and I have to catch grease burns? 119 00:06:50,106 --> 00:06:52,842 He won't be hanging out. He's got chores to do. 120 00:06:52,843 --> 00:06:56,011 He's got to mow the lawn. He's got to take the garbage out. 121 00:06:56,012 --> 00:06:58,113 Yes. But remember, I already crossed those off my list. 122 00:06:58,114 --> 00:06:59,999 You can't cross them off the list if you haven't actually done them. 123 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:01,750 You can't cross them off the list if you haven't actually done them. 124 00:07:01,751 --> 00:07:03,052 I really like how you guys 125 00:07:03,053 --> 00:07:06,021 move into our dream home right after I move out. 126 00:07:06,022 --> 00:07:08,724 Oh, ain't that the beauty of it? 127 00:07:08,725 --> 00:07:09,825 Ow! 128 00:07:09,826 --> 00:07:12,761 It would be so nice 129 00:07:12,762 --> 00:07:14,930 if the two of you took cookies over to the neighbor 130 00:07:14,931 --> 00:07:16,866 just to get some good energy out in the neighborhood. 131 00:07:16,867 --> 00:07:18,968 Mrs. milz is creepy. 132 00:07:18,969 --> 00:07:21,270 I'm sure she's a perfectly nice woman. 133 00:07:21,271 --> 00:07:23,005 And besides, she doesn't have any family. 134 00:07:23,006 --> 00:07:24,874 Well, that's because she killed them all 135 00:07:24,875 --> 00:07:27,142 and buried them in her basement. 136 00:07:27,143 --> 00:07:29,999 I'll do it, show you who has the balls in the family. 137 00:07:30,000 --> 00:07:30,679 I'll do it, show you who has the balls in the family. 138 00:07:30,680 --> 00:07:32,249 Thank you, Kayla. 139 00:07:34,651 --> 00:07:36,119 She's a creep. 140 00:07:51,268 --> 00:07:53,537 Mrs. milz? 141 00:07:56,840 --> 00:07:59,075 I hope you like oatmeal in cookie form. 142 00:08:05,484 --> 00:08:08,587 Just trying to be neighborly. 143 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:12,857 Whatever. 144 00:08:12,858 --> 00:08:15,828 Just don't ask me to water your plants while you're gone. 145 00:08:26,872 --> 00:08:28,541 Milz wants you! 146 00:08:31,810 --> 00:08:34,180 Nice balls, Kayla. 147 00:08:48,827 --> 00:08:51,262 Where did you get that? Oh. 148 00:08:51,263 --> 00:08:53,731 Um, ebay. This thing's like an assault rifle. 149 00:08:53,732 --> 00:08:56,134 You can practically go in and take over Libya with this thing. 150 00:08:56,135 --> 00:08:57,802 No guns-house rules. You know that. 151 00:08:57,803 --> 00:08:59,999 It's not even loaded. Really? Well, then you won't mind 152 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:00,139 it's not even loaded. Really? Well, then you won't mind 153 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:03,608 pointing it at your foot and pulling the trigger. 154 00:09:03,609 --> 00:09:05,743 Hand it over. Mom, what are you even gonna do with it? 155 00:09:05,744 --> 00:09:10,181 Well, I've heard that you can sell these things on ebay. 156 00:09:10,182 --> 00:09:12,650 You know what? Tomorrow why don't you 157 00:09:12,651 --> 00:09:14,652 try to go out and make some new friends? 158 00:09:14,653 --> 00:09:17,255 Hey, kiddo, I thought I told you to take out the garbage. 159 00:09:17,256 --> 00:09:20,459 It's 11:30. 160 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:24,829 You are so lucky that Kayla's home. 161 00:09:24,830 --> 00:09:27,899 What other sister would take out the garbage for you? 162 00:09:27,900 --> 00:09:29,999 Who finished the chamomile? 163 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:31,080 Who finished the chamomile? 164 00:09:33,572 --> 00:09:35,674 Who the fuck was that? 165 00:09:42,381 --> 00:09:43,849 Who did that? 166 00:09:55,194 --> 00:09:57,228 So, whatever, I don't want to just-- 167 00:09:57,229 --> 00:09:58,496 Garage sale pile. 168 00:09:58,497 --> 00:09:59,999 All right. 169 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:00,499 All right. 170 00:10:00,500 --> 00:10:02,468 Hmm. 171 00:10:07,339 --> 00:10:09,240 You know, 172 00:10:09,241 --> 00:10:11,209 there's something your mom and I 173 00:10:11,210 --> 00:10:14,212 haven't told you yet about this house. 174 00:10:14,213 --> 00:10:17,582 Two little kids drowned in the pool. 175 00:10:17,583 --> 00:10:21,419 There's-there's no way to ease into that sentence. I'm sorry. 176 00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:24,822 That's why the pool's drained? Two kids died in there? 177 00:10:24,823 --> 00:10:26,392 Yeah. 178 00:10:27,493 --> 00:10:29,627 Why would you tell me that? 179 00:10:29,628 --> 00:10:30,000 You were gonna find out about it 180 00:10:30,001 --> 00:10:31,629 you were gonna find out about it 181 00:10:31,630 --> 00:10:33,631 and I wanted you to hear it from me. 182 00:10:33,632 --> 00:10:35,500 Believe it or not, this-- 183 00:10:35,501 --> 00:10:38,636 This is the kind of house I have dreamed about living in 184 00:10:38,637 --> 00:10:40,638 since you were born. 185 00:10:40,639 --> 00:10:43,441 It's gonna be great for this family, you'll see. 186 00:10:43,442 --> 00:10:47,378 Yeah, and moving into a haunted house is supposed to help us how? 187 00:10:47,379 --> 00:10:50,748 Have you seen the yard? It's gonna be nice to play wiffle ball in a yard. 188 00:10:50,749 --> 00:10:53,451 On what's basically an Indian burial ground. 189 00:10:53,452 --> 00:10:55,620 Great. Ok. 190 00:10:55,621 --> 00:10:58,490 Hey, did you bring the trash can in? 191 00:10:59,391 --> 00:10:59,999 Yes. 192 00:11:00,000 --> 00:11:01,493 Yes. 193 00:11:12,404 --> 00:11:14,839 Let's go, dufus. 194 00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:17,342 You'd better not be making hand babies in there. 195 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:19,178 Just a minute. 196 00:11:22,681 --> 00:11:25,750 Kylie, hi. It's so nice to meet you. 197 00:11:25,751 --> 00:11:28,619 Kayla. Kayla, right. 198 00:11:28,620 --> 00:11:29,999 Sorry, wet. 199 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,622 Sorry, wet. 200 00:11:31,623 --> 00:11:33,291 I'm Mae. 201 00:11:33,292 --> 00:11:35,159 Babysitter? Nanny. 202 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:36,694 I look after your little brother. 203 00:11:36,695 --> 00:11:40,132 I could just eat him up, he's so cute. 204 00:11:50,876 --> 00:11:53,845 So was anybody gonna tell me about the random chick upstairs? 205 00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:56,180 Roll with the punches, Kayla. She's awesome with Taylor. 206 00:11:56,181 --> 00:11:57,915 So am I. 207 00:11:57,916 --> 00:11:59,999 Right, I'll just pick up shifts at chicken town 208 00:12:00,000 --> 00:12:00,419 right, I'll just pick up shifts at chicken town 209 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:02,587 while you pay some stripper to watch my brother. 210 00:12:02,588 --> 00:12:05,189 Hey, she's not a stripper. 211 00:12:05,190 --> 00:12:07,191 And you, young lady, need to keep adding 212 00:12:07,192 --> 00:12:09,527 to your work resume. It builds character. 213 00:12:09,528 --> 00:12:13,164 Which is something she is in desperate need of. 214 00:12:13,165 --> 00:12:14,832 Did you guys see that? Deserved. 215 00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:17,301 Mae is a really big help around here. 216 00:12:17,302 --> 00:12:19,303 I really don't mind having her around either. 217 00:12:19,304 --> 00:12:21,407 I am this close to tapping that ass. 218 00:12:23,642 --> 00:12:26,844 Seriously? Okay, maybe not this close, 219 00:12:26,845 --> 00:12:29,847 but it's gonna happen, I'm telling you. 220 00:12:29,848 --> 00:12:30,000 Get your chores done. I'll see you tonight. 221 00:12:30,001 --> 00:12:31,750 Get your chores done. I'll see you tonight. 222 00:12:35,587 --> 00:12:37,622 So I was thinking of having Derek over 223 00:12:37,623 --> 00:12:39,690 to help me with the garage 224 00:12:39,691 --> 00:12:42,661 and maybe stay over? 225 00:12:44,229 --> 00:12:47,198 Well, you know I don't care. 226 00:12:47,199 --> 00:12:50,334 Is dad really gonna make a big deal out of this? I'm nearly 20. 227 00:12:50,335 --> 00:12:52,203 Well, your dad can't make a big deal 228 00:12:52,204 --> 00:12:54,238 over something he doesn't know about. 229 00:12:54,239 --> 00:12:55,673 And with your father's snoring, 230 00:12:55,674 --> 00:12:58,377 I've taken a shine to earplugs. 231 00:13:02,514 --> 00:13:05,217 Somebody should be getting some action around here. 232 00:13:06,618 --> 00:13:08,653 Oh... 233 00:13:08,654 --> 00:13:10,522 It's time to say goodbye to you. 234 00:13:13,625 --> 00:13:16,527 Oh my-- Look at this. 235 00:13:16,528 --> 00:13:18,329 Oh, you have to wear this for me. 236 00:13:18,330 --> 00:13:20,164 Huh? 237 00:13:20,165 --> 00:13:22,634 You're not throwing this away. 238 00:13:32,644 --> 00:13:36,281 Hey, um, are these the kids that died? 239 00:13:38,484 --> 00:13:40,384 I don't know. 240 00:13:40,385 --> 00:13:42,354 Creepy, though. 241 00:13:43,722 --> 00:13:46,558 Whoa. 242 00:13:50,529 --> 00:13:53,232 Did that just go off by itself? Yeah, again. 243 00:13:56,401 --> 00:13:58,269 Maybe it's a short. 244 00:13:58,270 --> 00:13:59,999 Oh, don't pretend 245 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:00,272 oh, don't pretend 246 00:14:00,273 --> 00:14:02,240 like you'd know how to fix it. 247 00:14:02,241 --> 00:14:05,409 Hey, I'm good with my hands. 248 00:14:05,410 --> 00:14:07,512 I know. Why do you think I'm dating you? 249 00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:09,648 Oh, really? 250 00:14:21,793 --> 00:14:23,462 What the--? 251 00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:29,999 Okay, what is going on? 252 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,469 Okay, what is going on? 253 00:14:31,470 --> 00:14:32,870 I don't know. 254 00:14:32,871 --> 00:14:35,173 Something about this house gives me the creeps. 255 00:16:33,825 --> 00:16:35,826 Hey. Hey, did you hear that? 256 00:16:35,827 --> 00:16:37,896 Shh. I just got Taylor to sleep. 257 00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:45,403 Okay, well, we do have two other kids in the house and an alarm, so... 258 00:16:45,404 --> 00:16:48,240 Yeah, which neither one of us knows how to use. 259 00:17:05,290 --> 00:17:07,259 Did you leave the light on? 260 00:17:15,333 --> 00:17:17,902 Let's check on the kids. You need to breathe. 261 00:17:17,903 --> 00:17:20,671 Have I ever permanently stopped breathing since you've known me? 262 00:17:20,672 --> 00:17:23,574 Has there ever been a time when, if you didn't remind me to breathe, 263 00:17:23,575 --> 00:17:25,409 I would have stopped breathing and suffocated? 264 00:17:25,410 --> 00:17:27,145 So don't breathe. 265 00:17:31,349 --> 00:17:32,917 Okay. 266 00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:35,220 Kayla's room. 267 00:17:36,788 --> 00:17:38,856 Okay, all right, okay. 268 00:17:38,857 --> 00:17:41,859 The easiest way to do this-- Kayla is seeing Derek again. 269 00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:43,728 Okay, all right, it's out there. 270 00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,597 He's here right now in my-- And nobody told me? 271 00:17:46,598 --> 00:17:48,566 I honestly don't know. Kayla and I have kind of 272 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,401 a "don't ask, don't tell" policy on this. 273 00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:53,171 No, Tim, you can't just go barging in there. 274 00:17:55,373 --> 00:17:58,175 So there's no one in your room? 275 00:17:58,176 --> 00:17:59,999 Unfortunately, there are three people in here. 276 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:00,811 Unfortunately, there are three people in here. 277 00:18:00,812 --> 00:18:02,847 Go back to sleep, honey. 278 00:18:02,848 --> 00:18:04,316 Come on. 279 00:18:06,284 --> 00:18:09,754 It didn't sound like the noise was coming from downstairs. 280 00:18:09,755 --> 00:18:12,657 All right, I'll go check anyway, just to be safe. 281 00:18:27,305 --> 00:18:29,174 Ha! 282 00:18:30,342 --> 00:18:32,611 That was close. Where were we? 283 00:18:42,521 --> 00:18:44,589 Oh my gosh. 284 00:18:49,661 --> 00:18:51,896 Where is the remote? 285 00:18:51,897 --> 00:18:53,931 Oh, come on. 286 00:18:53,932 --> 00:18:56,133 Taylor, honey, did you touch the remote? 287 00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:58,369 This is unbelievable. 288 00:18:58,370 --> 00:18:59,999 Ugh, I cannot believe-- 289 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,920 Ugh, I cannot believe-- 290 00:19:02,507 --> 00:19:05,810 Are you kidding me? Where is the remote? I can't find the remote. 291 00:19:05,811 --> 00:19:08,579 What happened? I don't know, the TV turned on by itself. 292 00:19:08,580 --> 00:19:10,447 You probably just sat on it. 293 00:19:10,448 --> 00:19:14,418 I did not sit on the remote. I would have felt that. 294 00:19:14,419 --> 00:19:16,787 All right, kids, nothing to see here. 295 00:19:16,788 --> 00:19:19,390 Just go to sleep. 296 00:19:19,391 --> 00:19:21,592 Will you turn the cartoons back on? 297 00:19:21,593 --> 00:19:23,527 Oh, no, no. No cartoons, honey. It's late. 298 00:19:23,528 --> 00:19:25,529 We're gonna-- we're gonna go back to sleep. 299 00:19:25,530 --> 00:19:28,399 Come here, up here. Oh, you're getting so big. 300 00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,999 Okay, lie down. 301 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:31,403 Okay, lie down. 302 00:19:32,904 --> 00:19:35,173 Are you kidding me? 303 00:19:40,478 --> 00:19:42,581 Seriously? 304 00:19:51,093 --> 00:19:53,194 Who put the finished milk back in the fridge? 305 00:19:53,195 --> 00:19:55,630 And while we're at it, which one of you jokers 306 00:19:55,631 --> 00:19:57,432 stole the remote control last night? 307 00:19:57,433 --> 00:19:59,999 Good morning to you too, honey. Sleep well? 308 00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:00,002 Good morning to you too, honey. Sleep well? 309 00:20:01,203 --> 00:20:03,404 Are these all from the guy who lived here before us? 310 00:20:03,405 --> 00:20:05,975 Yeah, there's no change of address yet. 311 00:20:08,544 --> 00:20:11,046 Hey, dad, this one's from your bank. 312 00:20:13,282 --> 00:20:14,483 Tim. 313 00:20:16,218 --> 00:20:21,189 Okay, one of the reasons we could afford this house was 314 00:20:21,190 --> 00:20:24,192 the previous owners were foreclosed on. 315 00:20:24,193 --> 00:20:27,662 Dad, you kicked some family out of their home? 316 00:20:27,663 --> 00:20:29,999 We didn't kick anyone out of their home. 317 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:30,332 We didn't kick anyone out of their home. 318 00:20:30,333 --> 00:20:32,033 They stopped paying their bills. 319 00:20:32,034 --> 00:20:33,601 They would've been evicted anyway. 320 00:20:33,602 --> 00:20:37,905 Look, sometimes life isn't fair. 321 00:20:37,906 --> 00:20:39,907 Yeah, I'm pretty sure that Mr. and Mrs. Webber 322 00:20:39,908 --> 00:20:42,176 learned that lesson when their kids drowned. 323 00:20:42,177 --> 00:20:44,646 Did your bank take that into consideration? 324 00:20:44,647 --> 00:20:47,082 I'm not having this conversation. 325 00:20:51,353 --> 00:20:54,288 Kayla, I work my ass off 326 00:20:54,289 --> 00:20:57,058 to pay for your school and take care of this family, 327 00:20:57,059 --> 00:20:58,626 and what do I ask for in return? 328 00:20:58,627 --> 00:20:59,999 I don't want a Ferrari or a country club membership. 329 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,530 I don't want a Ferrari or a country club membership. 330 00:21:02,531 --> 00:21:05,066 I just want a decent house 331 00:21:05,067 --> 00:21:06,968 and maybe a little respect. 332 00:21:06,969 --> 00:21:08,970 And you can clean up that trash out back, 333 00:21:08,971 --> 00:21:11,173 or you will be sleeping outside tonight. 334 00:21:31,360 --> 00:21:33,128 Hello? 335 00:21:40,269 --> 00:21:41,869 Who is it? 336 00:21:41,870 --> 00:21:44,239 We know you're back there. 337 00:21:46,208 --> 00:21:48,443 Mrs. milz, what are you doing? 338 00:21:48,444 --> 00:21:50,244 Those are mine. 339 00:21:50,245 --> 00:21:52,981 They belong to me. 340 00:21:53,949 --> 00:21:56,617 Get out of my house. 341 00:21:56,618 --> 00:21:58,586 I have to find my work shirt. 342 00:21:58,587 --> 00:21:59,999 You should be calling the cops. 343 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:00,588 You should be calling the cops. 344 00:22:00,589 --> 00:22:02,523 Oh, yeah. Let me do that. 345 00:22:02,524 --> 00:22:04,525 Hi, 911? 346 00:22:04,526 --> 00:22:07,528 Yeah, a 109-year-old woman just stole some pruning shears. 347 00:22:07,529 --> 00:22:09,397 Seriously. 348 00:22:09,398 --> 00:22:11,666 No, actually we want them back so we can throw them out. 349 00:22:11,667 --> 00:22:14,202 I'm going to be late. Come on, did you take my shirt? 350 00:22:14,203 --> 00:22:17,139 Yes, Kayla. I really want a pink chicken town shirt. 351 00:22:19,608 --> 00:22:21,543 I'm out. 352 00:22:59,448 --> 00:22:59,999 Kayla! Buddy, hi. 353 00:23:00,000 --> 00:23:03,084 Kayla! Buddy, hi. 354 00:23:03,085 --> 00:23:06,254 Hey, your dad's running late. Mind if I leave Taylor with you? 355 00:23:06,255 --> 00:23:09,056 Sure. Hey, Mae, why don't you stay for dinner? 356 00:23:09,057 --> 00:23:11,092 Uh, no, thanks. 357 00:23:11,093 --> 00:23:13,628 Or I can walk you to your car. 358 00:23:13,629 --> 00:23:16,497 I'm okay, really. 359 00:23:16,498 --> 00:23:18,366 Okay, babe. 360 00:23:18,367 --> 00:23:20,068 Bye. 361 00:23:22,571 --> 00:23:24,505 Did you see that? 362 00:23:24,506 --> 00:23:27,008 She was practically all over me. 363 00:23:27,009 --> 00:23:28,876 It was almost embarrassing. 364 00:23:28,877 --> 00:23:29,999 She was. My ass. 365 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,078 She was. My ass. 366 00:23:31,079 --> 00:23:34,148 "Ass" is a bad word. 367 00:23:34,149 --> 00:23:36,317 Remember to alternate hands. 368 00:23:36,318 --> 00:23:38,219 You don't want it curving off to the side. 369 00:23:38,220 --> 00:23:40,254 Don't worry, I'll be alternating hands 370 00:23:40,255 --> 00:23:42,089 when I'm slapping that ass. 371 00:23:42,090 --> 00:23:44,059 "Ass" is a bad word. 372 00:23:46,562 --> 00:23:49,897 So mom says the gazebo's all cleaned out, huh? Mm-hmm. 373 00:23:49,898 --> 00:23:52,333 Although if you still want to make Shane sleep out there, 374 00:23:52,334 --> 00:23:54,602 you'll get no argument from me. Really? 375 00:23:54,603 --> 00:23:57,338 Can I sleep outside? Sure, finish your peas and you can. 376 00:23:57,339 --> 00:23:59,999 I guess I can never sleep outside. 377 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:00,942 I guess I can never sleep outside. 378 00:24:00,943 --> 00:24:03,211 What about the rusty tools? 379 00:24:03,212 --> 00:24:05,613 They're gone, thanks to that haggedy old Mrs. milz. 380 00:24:05,614 --> 00:24:08,950 Yeah, maybe if we make some more cookies for her, she'll paint our fence. 381 00:24:08,951 --> 00:24:10,518 She was in our yard? 382 00:24:10,519 --> 00:24:13,487 Yeah. About that-- if she's gonna be out back stealing tools, 383 00:24:13,488 --> 00:24:16,357 I don't think she should have a key to the house. I mean, I don't even have one yet. 384 00:24:16,358 --> 00:24:18,359 Who gave that woman a key? 385 00:24:18,360 --> 00:24:20,194 You did, honey, when we moved in, 386 00:24:20,195 --> 00:24:22,997 in case we locked ourselves out. 387 00:24:22,998 --> 00:24:24,999 Really? 388 00:24:25,000 --> 00:24:28,236 Kids, I've got one more chore for you. No. 389 00:24:28,237 --> 00:24:29,999 What's the big deal? She's creepy, dad. 390 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:30,095 What's the big deal? She's creepy, dad. 391 00:24:30,096 --> 00:24:32,096 Just knock on the door, ask for the key back. 392 00:24:32,097 --> 00:24:34,900 Oh, yeah, you knock on the door. It's not that simple. 393 00:24:37,970 --> 00:24:40,272 I'm with the jehovah's witnesses. 394 00:24:46,045 --> 00:24:49,915 Fine. It's Kayla from next door. 395 00:24:57,122 --> 00:24:59,791 You're trespassing, young lady. 396 00:24:59,792 --> 00:25:00,000 I just-- You're trespassing. 397 00:25:00,001 --> 00:25:03,728 I just-- You're trespassing. 398 00:25:03,729 --> 00:25:06,931 Actually it's legal to knock on someone's door 399 00:25:06,932 --> 00:25:08,399 in an open and peaceful manner. 400 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,902 Davis versus the United States. 401 00:25:10,903 --> 00:25:13,304 What do you want, miss gates? 402 00:25:13,305 --> 00:25:16,809 The key to our house. My dad said he gave it to you. 403 00:25:18,143 --> 00:25:22,947 So I was wondering if I could have it back. 404 00:25:22,948 --> 00:25:25,684 I've lost it. 405 00:25:27,252 --> 00:25:28,953 You can say that again. 406 00:25:28,954 --> 00:25:29,999 Miss gates, 407 00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,823 miss gates, 408 00:25:31,824 --> 00:25:35,227 I'd bolt my doors if I were you. 409 00:26:08,060 --> 00:26:11,329 Glad dad got you to finally start wearing your brain damage helmet. 410 00:26:11,330 --> 00:26:13,397 It's for paintball. 411 00:26:13,398 --> 00:26:15,967 Oh, I thought mom confiscated your gat. 412 00:26:15,968 --> 00:26:17,769 And? 413 00:26:17,770 --> 00:26:20,071 Your point is? 414 00:26:20,072 --> 00:26:23,040 I'm going skeet-shooting. 415 00:26:23,041 --> 00:26:25,277 Loser. 416 00:26:28,313 --> 00:26:29,999 Nicely done. Well played. 417 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,383 Nicely done. Well played. 418 00:27:06,507 --> 00:27:09,075 Dad, we need to change the locks in the house. Someone's been inside. 419 00:27:09,076 --> 00:27:12,979 Yeah. Yeah, I think I saw someone too. 420 00:27:12,980 --> 00:27:16,383 About 5'10", 22 years old, African-American, 421 00:27:16,384 --> 00:27:18,919 looked not unlike Derek, come to think of it. Dad, I'm serious. 422 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:20,821 So am I. 423 00:27:20,822 --> 00:27:23,890 If you want to have your boyfriend over, 424 00:27:23,891 --> 00:27:25,759 you don't have to sneak him in. 425 00:27:25,760 --> 00:27:28,896 Just-just clear it with me first, okay? 426 00:27:30,932 --> 00:27:33,767 This house is a fresh start for all of us, 427 00:27:33,768 --> 00:27:35,936 but it's not gonna get any better 428 00:27:35,937 --> 00:27:38,072 if we're not honest with each other. 429 00:27:40,441 --> 00:27:42,543 So if you two are... 430 00:27:43,778 --> 00:27:46,012 Sexually active... Okay. 431 00:27:46,013 --> 00:27:48,648 ...i just want him to use protection, okay? No, dad, stop. 432 00:27:48,649 --> 00:27:50,584 Stop. No, I got you. Thank you. 433 00:27:50,585 --> 00:27:52,420 Um, can we just change the locks, please? 434 00:28:28,422 --> 00:28:29,999 Uh, those were some crazy noises you were making. 435 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,059 Uh, those were some crazy noises you were making. 436 00:28:33,060 --> 00:28:34,961 You gotta come over to the house if you're that loud. 437 00:28:34,962 --> 00:28:37,364 I want everyone to hear it. 438 00:28:37,365 --> 00:28:38,999 Well, I... 439 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:42,602 I thought you said we had to be quiet. 440 00:28:42,603 --> 00:28:44,638 I'm almost 20. 441 00:28:44,639 --> 00:28:47,474 I can have some alone time with my boyfriend if I want. 442 00:28:47,475 --> 00:28:49,476 Your parents aren't even here, are they? 443 00:28:49,477 --> 00:28:53,079 No. 444 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,316 Nice try, though. 445 00:29:00,922 --> 00:29:02,789 You okay? You seem a little out of it. 446 00:29:02,790 --> 00:29:05,992 It feels weird being home, 447 00:29:05,993 --> 00:29:09,296 but I feel bad not being here for Taylor and-- 448 00:29:09,297 --> 00:29:13,033 Listen, I hear you, okay? 449 00:29:13,034 --> 00:29:14,768 I got you. 450 00:29:14,769 --> 00:29:18,872 And what's more, I love-- No, no, no, don't say it. 451 00:29:18,873 --> 00:29:20,440 What? I love-- No, seriously, 452 00:29:20,441 --> 00:29:22,309 don't say it. We're not there yet. 453 00:29:22,310 --> 00:29:25,912 I love unicycles. 454 00:29:25,913 --> 00:29:27,881 I just love 'em. They're great. 455 00:29:27,882 --> 00:29:29,999 God, did you think I was talking about something else? Get out of my room. 456 00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:30,884 God, did you think I was talking about something else? Get out of my room. 457 00:29:30,885 --> 00:29:34,454 Geez, I'm definitely not there yet. Just get out of my room. 458 00:29:34,455 --> 00:29:35,722 Okay. Out. Out. 459 00:29:35,723 --> 00:29:37,891 All right, I'm going, I'm going, I'm going. 460 00:29:37,892 --> 00:29:39,994 I'll see you later. 461 00:31:19,593 --> 00:31:22,997 Mom! Dad! Shane! 462 00:31:38,379 --> 00:31:40,347 It's okay. It's all right. 463 00:31:42,983 --> 00:31:45,351 I noticed half of you escaped without me. 464 00:31:45,352 --> 00:31:47,487 Just a reminder, I sleep in the office. 465 00:31:47,488 --> 00:31:49,355 Oh, hello? 466 00:31:49,356 --> 00:31:51,825 Our systems show your alarm has been activated. 467 00:31:51,826 --> 00:31:53,693 Can you turn it off? Yes, ma'am. 468 00:31:53,694 --> 00:31:55,895 We just need you to verify your password. 469 00:31:55,896 --> 00:31:57,764 Password? I have no idea. 470 00:31:57,765 --> 00:31:59,999 Uh, we didn't even know we had a password. 471 00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,501 Uh, we didn't even know we had a password. 472 00:32:01,502 --> 00:32:03,403 I'm required to send the police. 473 00:32:03,404 --> 00:32:05,071 You can reset the password after they allow that. 474 00:32:05,072 --> 00:32:07,440 - Thank you. - Thank you. 475 00:32:07,441 --> 00:32:09,642 How about we just unplug the thing altogether? 476 00:32:09,643 --> 00:32:11,978 Gosh, it's cold out here. I know, honey, I know. 477 00:32:11,979 --> 00:32:15,381 I saw someone in your house 478 00:32:15,382 --> 00:32:17,917 when you were gone. 479 00:32:17,918 --> 00:32:19,552 He's come back. 480 00:32:19,553 --> 00:32:21,588 Who? 481 00:32:21,589 --> 00:32:24,290 You need to leave. 482 00:32:24,291 --> 00:32:26,025 Oh. 483 00:32:26,026 --> 00:32:28,428 Oh, thank goodness. All right, buddy, get inside. 484 00:32:28,429 --> 00:32:29,999 Come on, kids. 485 00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:30,560 Come on, kids. 486 00:32:33,367 --> 00:32:36,047 That woman is jacked up from the neck up, I'm telling you right now. 487 00:32:50,451 --> 00:32:51,685 Huh? 488 00:32:58,425 --> 00:32:59,999 I know I put that away. 489 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,594 I know I put that away. 490 00:33:01,595 --> 00:33:03,497 Huh. 491 00:33:24,626 --> 00:33:26,394 Hello? 492 00:33:50,251 --> 00:33:53,320 Who's there? 493 00:33:53,321 --> 00:33:54,789 What are you doing? 494 00:34:45,874 --> 00:34:47,841 Isn't it at all weird to you 495 00:34:47,842 --> 00:34:50,377 that the only thing that separates us from the crazies 496 00:34:50,378 --> 00:34:52,346 is two screws and a pane of glass? 497 00:34:52,347 --> 00:34:54,381 Yeah, well, it's really just a deterrent. 498 00:34:54,382 --> 00:34:56,351 Can you pass me the screwdriver? 499 00:34:59,220 --> 00:34:59,999 Even just putting a sticker on the window 500 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,789 even just putting a sticker on the window 501 00:35:01,790 --> 00:35:03,791 might make the crazies 502 00:35:03,792 --> 00:35:05,692 go try and rob another house. 503 00:35:05,693 --> 00:35:08,262 So life is just a big game of screw-your-neighbor? 504 00:35:08,263 --> 00:35:10,164 Don't get us, get them? 505 00:35:10,165 --> 00:35:12,699 Yeah. How about that screwdriver? 506 00:35:12,700 --> 00:35:14,601 You're letting out all the air conditioning. 507 00:35:14,602 --> 00:35:17,805 It's not like the a.C. Works anyway. You gotta get that fixed too. 508 00:35:17,806 --> 00:35:19,740 Yeah, let's fix the air conditioning. 509 00:35:19,741 --> 00:35:21,508 Just add it to the list: 510 00:35:21,509 --> 00:35:23,544 Porch light, sprinkler system, 511 00:35:23,545 --> 00:35:25,480 garbage disposal. Aha. 512 00:35:27,415 --> 00:35:29,584 There you go. 513 00:35:30,785 --> 00:35:32,286 Bye, crazies. 514 00:35:32,287 --> 00:35:34,689 Thanks, dad. Thank you. 515 00:35:37,392 --> 00:35:39,393 I need a new kneecap though. 516 00:35:39,394 --> 00:35:41,362 I gotta add that to the list. 517 00:35:52,207 --> 00:35:53,674 How long do I have to be here? 518 00:35:53,675 --> 00:35:55,810 One hour. 519 00:35:57,645 --> 00:35:59,813 Flink. 520 00:35:59,814 --> 00:36:00,000 Flink. Flink? 521 00:36:00,001 --> 00:36:03,283 Flink. Flink? 522 00:36:03,284 --> 00:36:06,687 Flink? That is not a word. 523 00:36:06,688 --> 00:36:08,922 Would you like to challenge me? 524 00:36:08,923 --> 00:36:12,693 You're going with flink? What-what-what is a flink? 525 00:36:12,694 --> 00:36:15,762 Flink is 12 or more cows. 526 00:36:15,763 --> 00:36:18,732 Come on. You're making that up. 527 00:36:18,733 --> 00:36:21,168 Go ahead, challenge me. I'm gonna Google "flink." 528 00:36:21,169 --> 00:36:22,502 Please do, but that's a challenge. 529 00:36:22,503 --> 00:36:24,438 I'm out of here. 530 00:36:24,439 --> 00:36:26,506 Hey, who took my cell phone off the charger? 531 00:36:26,507 --> 00:36:29,999 Shane, it's game night. 532 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:30,311 Shane, it's game night. 533 00:36:30,312 --> 00:36:31,778 Yeah, I'm playing a videogame on my phone. 534 00:36:31,779 --> 00:36:33,614 You're playing a videogame on my phone. 535 00:36:33,615 --> 00:36:35,550 Well, I can't find mine. 536 00:36:37,652 --> 00:36:39,820 All right, mom, 537 00:36:39,821 --> 00:36:42,289 we are allowing your fake word. 538 00:36:42,290 --> 00:36:44,559 My turn. 539 00:36:53,301 --> 00:36:54,801 Are you waiting for us to die? 540 00:36:54,802 --> 00:36:57,739 I'm looking. I have too many vowels. Hold on. 541 00:36:59,607 --> 00:37:00,000 Are you waiting for us to get killed by a flink of cows? 542 00:37:00,001 --> 00:37:02,709 Are you waiting for us to get killed by a flink of cows? 543 00:37:02,710 --> 00:37:05,345 Dad, hold on. I can't concentrate when you're talking. 544 00:37:05,346 --> 00:37:09,217 Is that your strategy so you'll be the only person living? 545 00:37:21,729 --> 00:37:23,630 "Adieu," 546 00:37:23,631 --> 00:37:26,200 for the win. 547 00:37:27,568 --> 00:37:29,804 Thanks for joining us, Shane. 548 00:37:36,778 --> 00:37:40,281 You send them to college, look what happens. They cheat. 549 00:38:00,835 --> 00:38:03,671 Seriously? The smoke alarm? Dad. 550 00:38:07,508 --> 00:38:10,345 The smoke detector is out. 551 00:38:25,526 --> 00:38:27,495 Great. 552 00:38:47,815 --> 00:38:49,684 Come on, beep. 553 00:38:53,654 --> 00:38:55,523 Gotcha. 554 00:39:23,785 --> 00:39:26,186 Oh my god. 555 00:39:26,187 --> 00:39:29,156 What happened? 556 00:39:29,157 --> 00:39:29,999 Someone was looking at me through the grate. I saw an eye. 557 00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,281 Someone was looking at me through the grate. I saw an eye. 558 00:39:34,362 --> 00:39:36,863 I swear. I swear something was up there. 559 00:39:36,864 --> 00:39:38,865 Do you see anybody? No. 560 00:39:38,866 --> 00:39:40,467 It's a grate. 561 00:39:40,468 --> 00:39:42,803 Nobody can fit their head in that thing. 562 00:39:42,804 --> 00:39:45,440 Take a look for yourself. 563 00:39:48,509 --> 00:39:51,878 Good night. 564 00:39:51,879 --> 00:39:54,649 You're welcome. 565 00:40:00,336 --> 00:40:02,303 Come on, the movie starts in 10 minutes. 566 00:40:02,304 --> 00:40:04,439 What are you doing? Going blind again? 567 00:40:04,440 --> 00:40:08,009 You know, if you don't leave that thing alone it's gonna-- 568 00:40:08,010 --> 00:40:11,746 Did you just puke? I think I got sick from some starburst or something. 569 00:40:11,747 --> 00:40:14,049 You don't get food poisoning from starburst, 570 00:40:14,050 --> 00:40:15,784 dick-breath. I'm coming in. 571 00:40:15,785 --> 00:40:18,520 No, don't come in! 572 00:40:18,521 --> 00:40:20,221 What the hell? 573 00:40:20,222 --> 00:40:22,924 Mae's coming to babysit Taylor, right? 574 00:40:22,925 --> 00:40:24,492 I'm this close to scoring with her. 575 00:40:24,493 --> 00:40:27,028 Shane. 576 00:40:27,029 --> 00:40:29,030 Hey, in the car now. Your father will wait for Mae. 577 00:40:29,031 --> 00:40:29,999 Just go on without me. 578 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:30,965 Just go on without me. 579 00:40:30,966 --> 00:40:33,369 You're faking. Is this because the movie has subtitles? 580 00:40:35,438 --> 00:40:37,472 Okay, uh, 581 00:40:37,473 --> 00:40:40,208 I'll tell Mae not to bother you when she gets here. 582 00:40:40,209 --> 00:40:43,211 Tell my story when I'm gone. 583 00:40:43,212 --> 00:40:45,213 You deserve to bang the babysitter. 584 00:40:45,214 --> 00:40:47,283 You've really committed to this. 585 00:41:01,397 --> 00:41:03,331 What's up? 586 00:41:03,332 --> 00:41:04,332 Hey. 587 00:41:04,333 --> 00:41:06,000 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. 588 00:41:06,001 --> 00:41:07,936 Where's Taylor? 589 00:41:07,937 --> 00:41:10,872 I don't know. Um, wait 590 00:41:10,873 --> 00:41:12,974 just a second. 591 00:41:12,975 --> 00:41:16,511 Um, I wanted to pay you in advance. 592 00:41:16,512 --> 00:41:19,180 Your folks pay me at the end of the week, so... 593 00:41:19,181 --> 00:41:21,416 I know. I-i made a lot of money this week 594 00:41:21,417 --> 00:41:23,118 from playing my gigs, 595 00:41:23,119 --> 00:41:25,186 so I just want to, you know, pitch in, do my part. 596 00:41:25,187 --> 00:41:28,223 You stole it from your parents? 597 00:41:28,224 --> 00:41:29,999 It really doesn't matter where-where I got it, right? 598 00:41:30,000 --> 00:41:30,792 It really doesn't matter where-where I got it, right? 599 00:41:30,793 --> 00:41:32,828 So I'm just... 600 00:41:35,498 --> 00:41:37,999 What is this about? 601 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:41,469 You can just tell me when to stop. I mean... 602 00:41:41,470 --> 00:41:43,239 What's going on right now? 603 00:41:46,175 --> 00:41:49,410 I know, you wouldn't guess it, 604 00:41:49,411 --> 00:41:52,814 but I'm a virgin. 605 00:41:52,815 --> 00:41:54,917 So I would love to... 606 00:41:57,086 --> 00:41:59,999 Do it with you right now, so... 607 00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:01,323 Do it with you right now, so... 608 00:42:03,359 --> 00:42:05,795 This is my last 100. Um... 609 00:42:07,797 --> 00:42:09,898 I got 20s, so... 610 00:42:09,899 --> 00:42:12,001 Tell me when to stop. 611 00:42:15,304 --> 00:42:18,173 No one can ever know about this. 612 00:42:18,174 --> 00:42:19,974 Our secret. 613 00:42:19,975 --> 00:42:22,744 All right, let's go. 614 00:42:22,745 --> 00:42:25,313 Oh, fuck! Oh, yeah. 615 00:42:25,314 --> 00:42:29,184 Yes, yes. 616 00:42:29,185 --> 00:42:29,999 I know you want to come, yeah. 617 00:42:30,000 --> 00:42:32,887 I know you want to come, yeah. 618 00:42:32,888 --> 00:42:34,356 Faster. 619 00:42:36,325 --> 00:42:38,327 Yes! 620 00:42:44,266 --> 00:42:46,902 Oh, no, put the gun down. 621 00:42:49,171 --> 00:42:50,339 Put it down. 622 00:42:57,079 --> 00:42:59,999 Yeah, uh-huh. 623 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:00,520 Yeah, uh-huh. 624 00:43:02,318 --> 00:43:04,920 Yeah, Shane. That's it, come on. 625 00:43:16,822 --> 00:43:20,759 That was amazing. Was it good for you? 626 00:43:20,760 --> 00:43:22,694 Yeah, you totally blew my mind. 627 00:43:22,695 --> 00:43:24,763 Can we do it again? 628 00:43:24,764 --> 00:43:27,266 Think you can get another 600 bucks from your mom? 629 00:43:37,143 --> 00:43:39,144 Taylor! Bad boy. 630 00:43:39,145 --> 00:43:41,146 Buddy, buddy, buddy. Dude, are you okay? 631 00:43:41,147 --> 00:43:43,915 What the hell is wrong with you, leaving that thing where he can find it? 632 00:43:43,916 --> 00:43:45,583 Me? Get out of here. 633 00:43:45,584 --> 00:43:47,318 Mae. Get out of here. 634 00:43:47,319 --> 00:43:50,556 Go, get out of the house. Okay. 635 00:43:52,191 --> 00:43:54,993 Come on. To bed, move it. 636 00:43:54,994 --> 00:43:58,631 Will you read a story? No, there's no story for you tonight. 637 00:44:02,968 --> 00:44:05,638 Why are you in your underwear? 638 00:44:15,648 --> 00:44:18,951 Now when your mom asks if we read a story, what do you say? 639 00:44:19,713 --> 00:44:21,515 Yeah. 640 00:44:24,885 --> 00:44:26,920 Do you think that was my brother? 641 00:44:28,722 --> 00:44:29,999 No. He's gone. 642 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:30,791 No. He's gone. 643 00:44:44,838 --> 00:44:46,673 Stay here. 644 00:45:58,645 --> 00:45:59,999 There's a monster under my bed. 645 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:00,813 There's a monster under my bed. 646 00:46:00,814 --> 00:46:04,418 There's no monster under your bed. 647 00:46:06,954 --> 00:46:09,422 Come see, then straight to sleep. 648 00:46:09,423 --> 00:46:10,490 Nuh-uh. 649 00:46:48,495 --> 00:46:52,366 Did you kill it? Dude, sleep. 650 00:47:06,780 --> 00:47:09,682 All right, Mae. Thank you so much. 651 00:47:09,683 --> 00:47:12,084 There you go. We'll see you next week. Thanks, okay. 652 00:47:12,085 --> 00:47:14,654 Oh, tell Shane that I hope he feels better. 653 00:47:14,655 --> 00:47:17,957 I will. Have a good night. 654 00:47:17,958 --> 00:47:19,292 Hmm. 655 00:47:33,440 --> 00:47:36,543 Ma'am, good evening. I think you dropped this. 656 00:47:39,446 --> 00:47:42,948 Oh my gosh, that was so stupid of me. 657 00:47:42,949 --> 00:47:45,819 Thank you so much. Thank you. 658 00:48:39,138 --> 00:48:40,872 - Here we go. - Here we go. 659 00:48:40,873 --> 00:48:43,341 All right, let's see what you got. All right, ready? 660 00:48:43,342 --> 00:48:45,610 Ready for my wiffle ball talent? 661 00:48:45,611 --> 00:48:47,879 It's a beautiful day at gates field. I'm gonna catch it this time. 662 00:48:47,880 --> 00:48:49,480 Come on, bat up. All right. And... 663 00:48:49,481 --> 00:48:51,583 - Oh, no, no, no. - Oh, just a little high. 664 00:48:51,584 --> 00:48:54,686 All right, Shane, I'm gonna rope this one right into your head. 665 00:48:54,687 --> 00:48:57,722 You'd better watch out. Hey, I wasn't even ready yet. Oh, that was a strike! 666 00:48:57,723 --> 00:48:59,591 The batter box-you were in the batter box. 667 00:48:59,592 --> 00:49:00,000 There is no batter's box. It's a frisbee. 668 00:49:00,001 --> 00:49:03,227 There is no batter's box. It's a frisbee. 669 00:49:03,228 --> 00:49:05,496 All right, all right. You were in the batter box. 670 00:49:05,497 --> 00:49:09,133 Hey, hey, Taylor, this one's coming at you, son. Get ready. 671 00:49:09,134 --> 00:49:11,736 Hey, Taylor, does that flower taste pretty good, buddy? 672 00:49:11,737 --> 00:49:13,805 Yeah? 673 00:49:13,806 --> 00:49:15,440 Okay. 674 00:49:15,441 --> 00:49:17,642 What is this? What is this? A knuckle ball? 675 00:49:17,643 --> 00:49:19,511 It's my brush back. Brush back? 676 00:49:21,213 --> 00:49:23,281 Oh! 677 00:49:23,282 --> 00:49:25,417 I did not mean to do that. Come on, kids. 678 00:49:26,819 --> 00:49:29,187 Taylor, help me, help me, help me! 679 00:49:29,188 --> 00:49:29,999 - You guys are retarded. - You know that, right? 680 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,222 - You guys are retarded. - You know that, right? 681 00:49:31,223 --> 00:49:33,859 I'm getting in on this. 682 00:50:39,291 --> 00:50:41,826 ♪ All of the seasons ♪ 683 00:50:41,827 --> 00:50:44,395 ♪ all the things you said ♪ 684 00:50:44,396 --> 00:50:48,300 ♪ they come and go ♪ 685 00:50:50,302 --> 00:50:54,673 ♪ when the morning comes, we will... ♪ 686 00:50:59,878 --> 00:51:00,000 So you think that was really worth it? 687 00:51:00,001 --> 00:51:02,180 So you think that was really worth it? 688 00:51:02,181 --> 00:51:04,182 What did we make? Like, 32 bucks? 689 00:51:04,183 --> 00:51:06,317 I don't know. Did I mention I got laid last night? 690 00:51:06,318 --> 00:51:08,854 Only about 32 times. 691 00:51:10,155 --> 00:51:12,157 Can I help you? 692 00:51:15,160 --> 00:51:17,662 Hello. Excuse me. 693 00:51:17,663 --> 00:51:19,164 Can I help you? 694 00:51:24,403 --> 00:51:26,370 No. 695 00:51:26,371 --> 00:51:28,307 No one can. 696 00:51:29,475 --> 00:51:29,999 Okay, buddy, 697 00:51:30,000 --> 00:51:32,210 okay, buddy, 698 00:51:32,211 --> 00:51:35,346 the garage sale is over, so you need to go home, okay? 699 00:51:35,347 --> 00:51:38,282 Yeah, yeah. Where would-- Where would that be? 700 00:51:38,283 --> 00:51:40,719 Maybe across the street to my neighbor's house. He's a cop. 701 00:51:41,887 --> 00:51:43,555 No, he's not. 702 00:51:46,358 --> 00:51:48,659 Listen, I don't care-- 703 00:51:48,660 --> 00:51:51,662 Ow! You punk, I'll kill you. 704 00:51:51,663 --> 00:51:53,231 Please just-- 705 00:51:53,232 --> 00:51:55,167 Please go. 706 00:51:56,602 --> 00:51:59,337 Please go. 707 00:51:59,338 --> 00:51:59,999 Just go. 708 00:52:00,000 --> 00:52:00,839 Just go. 709 00:52:03,408 --> 00:52:06,511 Who does that? 710 00:52:06,512 --> 00:52:08,247 Ow. 711 00:52:29,291 --> 00:52:29,999 Aldon. 712 00:52:30,000 --> 00:52:30,500 Aldon. 713 00:52:32,428 --> 00:52:34,263 Hey, Patty. 714 00:52:35,464 --> 00:52:37,365 You're not well. 715 00:52:37,366 --> 00:52:39,134 Jesus. 716 00:53:00,122 --> 00:53:02,590 You didn't mention all the new furniture on the phone. 717 00:53:02,591 --> 00:53:04,592 Oh, well, 718 00:53:04,593 --> 00:53:07,328 I fixed everything up. 719 00:53:07,329 --> 00:53:08,963 You were foreclosed on. 720 00:53:08,964 --> 00:53:11,699 How did you get the house back from the bank? 721 00:53:11,700 --> 00:53:15,037 That Tim gates grow a heart? 722 00:53:21,210 --> 00:53:23,378 Aldon, if you're gonna call me back to our old house, 723 00:53:23,379 --> 00:53:26,682 you'd better have something to say. I'm sorry. 724 00:53:28,149 --> 00:53:29,999 Please come back to me. 725 00:53:30,000 --> 00:53:30,851 Please come back to me. 726 00:53:30,852 --> 00:53:33,820 I'll make it just the way it was. 727 00:53:33,821 --> 00:53:35,956 I promise. 728 00:53:35,957 --> 00:53:38,091 Oh, aldon, get it together. 729 00:53:38,092 --> 00:53:39,526 Especially not here. 730 00:53:39,527 --> 00:53:41,929 I don't even know how you can sleep in this house... 731 00:53:44,198 --> 00:53:47,167 After what happened to Abby 732 00:53:47,168 --> 00:53:49,337 and Henry. 733 00:53:53,808 --> 00:53:56,911 Is the air conditioning not working in here? 734 00:54:01,115 --> 00:54:04,418 You drained it. 735 00:54:07,522 --> 00:54:09,422 I've got to go. 736 00:54:09,423 --> 00:54:11,324 Aldon, you can't erase what happened. 737 00:54:11,325 --> 00:54:14,995 You can drain the pool, but you can't change what happened in there. 738 00:54:14,996 --> 00:54:18,064 Take your meds. Go back to work. 739 00:54:18,065 --> 00:54:21,134 Get rid of this place. Leave it behind. 740 00:54:21,135 --> 00:54:22,937 Okay? 741 00:54:32,079 --> 00:54:35,215 Aren't you gonna get that? Leave. 742 00:54:35,216 --> 00:54:37,818 Please, Patty, leave. 743 00:54:39,987 --> 00:54:43,390 God damn it. 744 00:54:43,391 --> 00:54:45,825 Hello, you've reached the gates family. 745 00:54:45,826 --> 00:54:47,795 Please leave a message at the tone. 746 00:54:49,830 --> 00:54:52,132 Aldon, gates? 747 00:54:52,133 --> 00:54:53,834 As in Tim gates? 748 00:54:55,503 --> 00:54:57,371 Whose house is this now? 749 00:54:58,906 --> 00:54:59,999 You should have left. 750 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:00,840 You should have left. 751 00:55:05,112 --> 00:55:07,348 Put the wrench down. 752 00:55:10,284 --> 00:55:12,353 Aldon, put down the wrench. 753 00:55:25,266 --> 00:55:28,401 Please promise me that you'll take your medications. 754 00:55:28,402 --> 00:55:29,999 Okay, I promise. 755 00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:30,870 Okay, I promise. 756 00:55:30,871 --> 00:55:32,872 I promise. 757 00:55:32,873 --> 00:55:36,810 I promise that you and I 758 00:55:36,811 --> 00:55:38,746 are gonna be together again. 759 00:55:40,915 --> 00:55:42,349 You and me? 760 00:55:42,350 --> 00:55:44,385 And Abby. 761 00:55:45,820 --> 00:55:47,855 And Henry. 762 00:55:49,023 --> 00:55:51,758 Okay. I look forward to that. 763 00:55:51,759 --> 00:55:54,261 Right now I'm just gonna go, okay? 764 00:55:56,397 --> 00:55:58,131 Oh, I see. 765 00:55:58,132 --> 00:55:59,999 Do you want to borrow one of those knives? 766 00:56:00,000 --> 00:56:01,640 Do you want to borrow one of those knives? 767 00:56:02,770 --> 00:56:04,771 Do you? Well, go ahead. 768 00:56:04,772 --> 00:56:06,874 Go ahead. Take one. 769 00:56:15,916 --> 00:56:18,019 Get off of me. 770 00:56:35,469 --> 00:56:37,171 I love you. 771 00:57:05,166 --> 00:57:08,068 Honey, thanks for fixing the garbage disposal. 772 00:57:08,069 --> 00:57:10,303 All right. Thank you for buying 773 00:57:10,304 --> 00:57:13,173 all these amazing-looking hamburgers and hot dogs. 774 00:57:13,174 --> 00:57:14,808 Is this even real meat? 775 00:57:14,809 --> 00:57:16,843 Soy protein, dad-- Your heart. 776 00:57:16,844 --> 00:57:20,080 My heart? My heart is fine. It's my stomach. 777 00:57:20,081 --> 00:57:22,248 Hey, Shane, go find some real burgers. 778 00:57:22,249 --> 00:57:25,151 No. I'm not doing anything. I'm wounded. 779 00:57:25,152 --> 00:57:28,221 What happened to the bad man who hit you? 780 00:57:28,222 --> 00:57:29,999 Don't worry, bud. The police are going to catch him. 781 00:57:30,000 --> 00:57:31,091 Don't worry, bud. The police are going to catch him. 782 00:57:31,092 --> 00:57:32,392 Hey, honey, 783 00:57:32,393 --> 00:57:34,260 all the ketchup and all the mustard in the world 784 00:57:34,261 --> 00:57:37,197 is not gonna make these soy things taste any better. 785 00:57:37,198 --> 00:57:39,099 Why are we eating outside? 786 00:57:39,100 --> 00:57:40,867 Because that's what families do, honey. 787 00:57:40,868 --> 00:57:43,269 It's actually because something inside smells like dad's balls. 788 00:57:43,270 --> 00:57:45,371 Hey. Lord, Shane. 789 00:57:45,372 --> 00:57:47,340 I called the exterminator. He said there might be 790 00:57:47,341 --> 00:57:49,042 a rat decomposing in a trap up there. 791 00:57:49,043 --> 00:57:52,378 Oh, no, don't pay for an exterminator. I can do that. 792 00:57:52,379 --> 00:57:54,380 Oh, sweetie, I really think we should let a professional do it. 793 00:57:54,381 --> 00:57:57,450 I mean, there's barely any floor up there. Taylor, pass the ball. 794 00:57:57,451 --> 00:57:59,999 We could just get the rat to clean dad's ball sack. 795 00:58:00,000 --> 00:58:00,254 We could just get the rat to clean dad's ball sack. 796 00:58:00,255 --> 00:58:02,422 Hey, again. Oh, has anyone seen my camera? 797 00:58:02,423 --> 00:58:05,391 That is a great photo op. Well, except for your black eye. 798 00:58:05,392 --> 00:58:07,427 You're worried about my black eye... Nice. 799 00:58:07,428 --> 00:58:10,864 When some stranger, homeless guy decks me in the face? 800 00:58:10,865 --> 00:58:14,334 Easy, Shane. Don't scare your brother. Good shot. 801 00:58:14,335 --> 00:58:16,369 I just bought plastic wrap. 802 00:58:16,370 --> 00:58:18,839 - Who finished it again? - I don't know. 803 00:58:29,483 --> 00:58:29,999 Now that the kids are gone, 804 00:58:30,000 --> 00:58:32,118 now that the kids are gone, 805 00:58:32,119 --> 00:58:35,289 we have the house to ourselves. 806 00:58:38,425 --> 00:58:40,761 We can do whatever we want. 807 00:59:02,850 --> 00:59:06,152 Relax. It's probably Shane taking a piss. 808 00:59:06,153 --> 00:59:08,121 A little jumpy, aren't we? 809 00:59:08,122 --> 00:59:10,891 Hey, look, I wanted to watch "the incredibles," okay? 810 00:59:12,526 --> 00:59:16,029 Aren't you going to go investigate that noise? 811 00:59:16,030 --> 00:59:19,065 Um, have you been watching the movie? 812 00:59:19,066 --> 00:59:22,268 I am black. The black guy always dies investigating weird noises. 813 00:59:22,269 --> 00:59:24,971 Not true. Yes. 814 00:59:24,972 --> 00:59:27,240 Ice cube in "anaconda." Pfft. 815 00:59:27,241 --> 00:59:29,342 Busta rhymes Resurrection." 816 00:59:29,343 --> 00:59:29,999 L.L. Cool j. In "deep blue sea." 817 00:59:30,000 --> 00:59:31,945 L.L. Cool j. In "deep blue sea." 818 00:59:31,946 --> 00:59:33,813 Okay, okay, okay, okay, fine. 819 00:59:33,814 --> 00:59:35,481 The black guy always dies unless he can rap. 820 00:59:35,482 --> 00:59:37,917 Well, you're screwed then, 821 00:59:37,918 --> 00:59:40,053 because I've heard you sing to the radio. 822 00:59:40,054 --> 00:59:43,858 Hey, listen, rapping and singing are completely different. 823 01:00:01,208 --> 01:00:04,143 God. 824 01:00:04,144 --> 01:00:06,479 I feel like I'm dating a girl. 825 01:00:06,480 --> 01:00:09,148 Relax, will you? I told you my dad knows you're here. 826 01:00:09,149 --> 01:00:10,884 I know, I know, I know. It's just-- 827 01:00:10,885 --> 01:00:13,320 You know, I gotta go, all right? I gotta go. 828 01:00:22,296 --> 01:00:23,496 What? 829 01:00:23,497 --> 01:00:25,999 I'm just waiting. Come on, what? 830 01:00:26,000 --> 01:00:28,401 "I love unicycles"? 831 01:00:28,402 --> 01:00:29,999 "I love unicef"? What? 832 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:30,536 "I love unicef"? What? 833 01:00:30,537 --> 01:00:33,473 You are not a very trusting person. 834 01:00:33,474 --> 01:00:36,276 Were you not hugged enough as a child, huh? 835 01:00:36,277 --> 01:00:38,845 Huh? 836 01:00:38,846 --> 01:00:40,748 Hey, see you tomorrow? 837 01:00:43,751 --> 01:00:45,019 Bye. 838 01:02:19,246 --> 01:02:21,347 Who are you? 839 01:02:21,348 --> 01:02:23,883 Are you Santa claus? 840 01:02:23,884 --> 01:02:26,220 Santa claus has a big beard. 841 01:02:38,098 --> 01:02:40,200 I want a fire truck. 842 01:02:41,902 --> 01:02:44,938 Not a red one, a yellow one. I've seen them. 843 01:02:47,074 --> 01:02:49,109 I can get you one of those. 844 01:02:50,811 --> 01:02:52,813 But we gotta be friends, okay? 845 01:02:57,918 --> 01:02:59,385 Hello? 846 01:02:59,386 --> 01:02:59,999 I'm going to the bathroom. 847 01:03:00,000 --> 01:03:01,455 I'm going to the bathroom. 848 01:03:04,091 --> 01:03:05,925 Touch my beard. 849 01:03:05,926 --> 01:03:08,495 Hmm? Scratchy? 850 01:03:12,066 --> 01:03:13,967 Good night, kiddo. 851 01:05:02,442 --> 01:05:05,378 Dad? Dad, do you mind telling me 852 01:05:05,379 --> 01:05:07,313 why the hell you're going through my underwear? 853 01:05:07,314 --> 01:05:11,050 Do you mind telling me why there's $600 missing from your mom's purse? 854 01:05:11,051 --> 01:05:13,886 Well, don't come to me. I'm the one with a job. 855 01:05:13,887 --> 01:05:16,423 God, go to bed. 856 01:05:18,292 --> 01:05:19,826 Jesus. 857 01:05:21,995 --> 01:05:24,364 Oh, man. 858 01:05:25,409 --> 01:05:28,811 Yeah, I got nothing still. 859 01:05:28,812 --> 01:05:29,999 What about now? 860 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:30,447 What about now? 861 01:05:30,448 --> 01:05:32,248 Yeah, I still don't have anything. 862 01:05:32,249 --> 01:05:33,983 Oh, wait. Oh, here it is. 863 01:05:33,984 --> 01:05:37,753 Huh. Hey, babe, you know, this-this webcam 864 01:05:37,754 --> 01:05:39,889 reminds of a video I once saw. 865 01:05:39,890 --> 01:05:41,524 It starred Paris Hilton... 866 01:05:41,525 --> 01:05:44,894 Slow your roll, dude. The only person getting screwed on this video 867 01:05:44,895 --> 01:05:47,296 is my old-ass neighbor for stealing from my mom. 868 01:05:47,297 --> 01:05:48,764 Even if I ask nicely? 869 01:05:48,765 --> 01:05:50,866 Can you see me? My face? 870 01:05:50,867 --> 01:05:52,902 Uh, you know, with that tight t-shirt, 871 01:05:52,903 --> 01:05:55,237 it is not your face that I am focused on. 872 01:05:55,238 --> 01:05:56,338 Press "record." 873 01:05:56,339 --> 01:05:58,407 Give me something worth recording. 874 01:05:58,408 --> 01:05:59,999 Are you kidding me? 875 01:06:00,000 --> 01:06:00,277 Are you kidding me? 876 01:06:00,278 --> 01:06:01,877 Look, it's just me. No one else can-- 877 01:06:01,878 --> 01:06:04,280 Oh, god. Okay, I'm sorry. Can you just do that one more time? 878 01:06:04,281 --> 01:06:05,648 You missed it. 879 01:06:05,649 --> 01:06:08,517 Please, just one more time. Come on, don't be selfish. 880 01:06:08,518 --> 01:06:09,853 Mm-mm. 881 01:06:41,251 --> 01:06:43,987 Dude. 882 01:06:46,223 --> 01:06:48,591 Whoa, come on, man. These are new nikes. 883 01:06:48,592 --> 01:06:50,793 Aren't those a little out of your price range? 884 01:06:50,794 --> 01:06:52,895 I'm 15. Everything's out of my price range. 885 01:06:52,896 --> 01:06:54,764 You're stealing from mom, jerk-off. 886 01:06:54,765 --> 01:06:56,399 Dad thinks it was me. 887 01:06:58,635 --> 01:06:59,999 Oh, fuck. 888 01:07:00,000 --> 01:07:00,500 Oh, fuck. 889 01:07:25,462 --> 01:07:26,562 I can't reach her. 890 01:07:26,563 --> 01:07:28,898 Sorry, an adult has to be here to sign, 891 01:07:28,899 --> 01:07:29,999 especially with what I'm packing. 892 01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:31,000 Especially with what I'm packing. 893 01:07:31,001 --> 01:07:33,569 You're kidding. I'm almost 20. 894 01:07:33,570 --> 01:07:35,838 My mom's out shopping. 895 01:07:35,839 --> 01:07:38,908 If you want to pony up some I.D. With a date of birth on it, I'll allow it. 896 01:07:38,909 --> 01:07:41,244 Otherwise, I'm not taking any chances. 897 01:07:45,682 --> 01:07:47,917 You look 16 in this picture. 898 01:07:47,918 --> 01:07:50,353 I was 16 in that picture. 899 01:07:53,557 --> 01:07:55,258 Full name. 900 01:07:57,317 --> 01:07:59,818 All right. You might want to clear out. 901 01:07:59,819 --> 01:08:00,000 This stuff could kill an ox. 902 01:08:00,001 --> 01:08:02,355 This stuff could kill an ox. 903 01:08:19,239 --> 01:08:21,141 All right. 904 01:08:23,209 --> 01:08:25,210 Where are you? 905 01:08:25,211 --> 01:08:27,347 Huh? 906 01:08:29,315 --> 01:08:29,999 Come out, come out. 907 01:08:30,000 --> 01:08:30,716 Come out, come out. 908 01:08:30,717 --> 01:08:33,218 Whoa. 909 01:08:33,219 --> 01:08:35,355 Watch your step, folks. 910 01:08:47,901 --> 01:08:50,770 Don't worry, plenty for everybody. 911 01:08:57,510 --> 01:08:59,479 Hello? 912 01:09:07,787 --> 01:09:09,823 Okay. 913 01:09:12,759 --> 01:09:16,528 What the--? Who put the ladder up? 914 01:09:16,529 --> 01:09:18,298 Come on. 915 01:09:19,566 --> 01:09:22,434 Hey, somebody's working up here! 916 01:09:22,435 --> 01:09:24,670 God. 917 01:09:24,671 --> 01:09:26,573 I hate this job. 918 01:09:31,678 --> 01:09:33,646 Rats. 919 01:09:35,548 --> 01:09:37,417 What is that? 920 01:09:46,593 --> 01:09:48,661 What the hell? 921 01:10:02,542 --> 01:10:04,576 Darn it. Aah! 922 01:10:04,577 --> 01:10:06,145 Jee. 923 01:10:09,449 --> 01:10:11,718 Aah! Aah! 924 01:10:19,759 --> 01:10:21,693 Wait. Wait. 925 01:10:21,694 --> 01:10:23,196 Wait. 926 01:10:39,312 --> 01:10:40,680 Please. 927 01:11:32,078 --> 01:11:34,246 Hello? Hey, mom. Bug guy gone? 928 01:11:34,247 --> 01:11:37,483 All clear. Hey, will you bring me back a chai latte? 929 01:11:37,484 --> 01:11:39,118 Okay. Be home soon. 930 01:11:39,119 --> 01:11:41,187 Bye. Love you, baby. 931 01:11:54,834 --> 01:11:57,102 A patrol car on Brandt saw your guy fleeing the scene 932 01:11:57,103 --> 01:11:59,371 after you called it in, but they lost him in the park. 933 01:11:59,372 --> 01:11:59,999 So it's over, right? 934 01:12:00,000 --> 01:12:01,774 So it's over, right? 935 01:12:01,775 --> 01:12:04,276 Well, definitely keep your doors locked tonight. 936 01:12:04,277 --> 01:12:06,211 Take extra precautions. 937 01:12:06,212 --> 01:12:09,214 A local identified the guy as aldon Webber. 938 01:12:09,215 --> 01:12:11,818 Wait, that's the guy who used to live here. 939 01:12:13,086 --> 01:12:15,088 What did you get us into? 940 01:12:16,456 --> 01:12:18,724 He's going to come back again. 941 01:12:18,725 --> 01:12:21,360 Don't worry, we'll have extra units sweep the neighborhood tonight. 942 01:12:21,361 --> 01:12:24,396 We'll make sure Mr. Webber doesn't come near the house again. 943 01:12:24,397 --> 01:12:26,465 Thank you, officers. 944 01:12:26,466 --> 01:12:28,368 Okay, run inside. 945 01:12:44,484 --> 01:12:46,385 Um... 946 01:12:46,386 --> 01:12:49,288 I-I did something 947 01:12:49,289 --> 01:12:52,292 that I probably shouldn't have. 948 01:12:57,998 --> 01:12:59,999 I'm the one who foreclosed on the guy. 949 01:13:00,000 --> 01:13:01,480 I'm the one who foreclosed on the guy. 950 01:13:02,302 --> 01:13:06,138 I'd been watching this house for months. 951 01:13:06,139 --> 01:13:08,173 There were 30 ways 952 01:13:08,174 --> 01:13:10,809 I could have helped aldon Webber get back on his feet 953 01:13:10,810 --> 01:13:13,747 and I chose to do nothing. 954 01:13:16,216 --> 01:13:19,852 I wanted this house for us. 955 01:13:19,853 --> 01:13:21,420 I wanted to give us a good life. 956 01:13:21,421 --> 01:13:23,355 We had a good life. 957 01:13:23,356 --> 01:13:25,391 I know. 958 01:13:25,392 --> 01:13:27,427 I'm sorry. 959 01:13:32,866 --> 01:13:35,168 I'm really sorry. 960 01:13:48,314 --> 01:13:50,849 Mom, what happened to the no-guns-in-the-house rule? 961 01:13:50,850 --> 01:13:53,018 Do as I say, not as I do. 962 01:13:53,019 --> 01:13:55,487 I didn't know you were such a badass, mom. I did. 963 01:13:55,488 --> 01:13:57,089 My grandfather was from Texas. 964 01:13:57,090 --> 01:13:59,825 I learned how to shoot before I learned how to walk. 965 01:13:59,826 --> 01:14:00,000 Shane, your paintball gun-- 966 01:14:00,001 --> 01:14:01,894 Shane, your paintball gun-- 967 01:14:01,895 --> 01:14:03,896 Make sure it's loaded. All right. 968 01:14:03,897 --> 01:14:06,498 Kayla, why don't you call Derek and ask him to spend the night? 969 01:14:06,499 --> 01:14:09,234 Tim. Yeah? 970 01:14:09,235 --> 01:14:12,337 I was going to include you, but I'm not sure how. 971 01:14:12,338 --> 01:14:16,208 Well, somebody's gotta hold the gun. 972 01:14:16,209 --> 01:14:18,111 Okay, that's loaded. 973 01:14:21,081 --> 01:14:25,317 Okay, let's try to get some rest. 974 01:14:25,318 --> 01:14:27,419 "Once there was a quick fox 975 01:14:27,420 --> 01:14:29,722 named Charlie. 976 01:14:29,723 --> 01:14:30,000 Charlie decided one day. 977 01:14:30,001 --> 01:14:31,457 Charlie decided one day 978 01:14:31,458 --> 01:14:34,728 that he would explore the pasture of the farm." 979 01:15:24,110 --> 01:15:26,278 Oh, oh, oh my goodness, you scared me. 980 01:15:26,279 --> 01:15:28,747 Come out from under there. 981 01:15:28,748 --> 01:15:29,999 What are you doing? 982 01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:31,216 What are you doing? 983 01:15:31,217 --> 01:15:33,285 Where did you get that truck? 984 01:15:33,286 --> 01:15:34,854 Santa gave it to me. 985 01:15:36,923 --> 01:15:39,959 Buddy, go put your shoes on. We're gonna go out, okay? 986 01:15:49,169 --> 01:15:51,370 Hey, Mr. g. 987 01:15:51,371 --> 01:15:52,838 Hey, Derek. 988 01:15:52,839 --> 01:15:54,873 Making yourself at home, I see. 989 01:15:54,874 --> 01:15:56,809 I trust you and Kayla 990 01:15:56,810 --> 01:15:59,444 made a wall of pillows in bed last night? 991 01:15:59,445 --> 01:15:59,999 Um, is that gun loaded? 992 01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:02,782 Um, is that gun loaded? 993 01:16:04,217 --> 01:16:08,020 Yeah, I slept in the bathroom. Oh, good man. 994 01:16:08,021 --> 01:16:10,055 What are you making? Waffles? 995 01:16:10,056 --> 01:16:12,058 Uh, just some-- Some cereal. 996 01:16:13,026 --> 01:16:14,994 How about a cup of coffee? 997 01:17:09,182 --> 01:17:10,984 Mom! 998 01:17:16,222 --> 01:17:18,190 Sorry, Mrs. g. 999 01:17:18,191 --> 01:17:19,825 Derek, I'm not used to seeing you this early. 1000 01:17:19,826 --> 01:17:22,895 Yeah, I know. I usually sneak out. Right. Hey, listen, 1001 01:17:22,896 --> 01:17:25,831 make sure Kayla doesn't fall back asleep. She has to be at work in an hour. 1002 01:17:25,832 --> 01:17:27,066 All right. 1003 01:17:29,469 --> 01:17:29,999 Kayla? 1004 01:17:30,000 --> 01:17:31,738 Kayla? 1005 01:17:33,139 --> 01:17:35,074 Abby isn't here. 1006 01:18:03,403 --> 01:18:06,485 Shane. 1007 01:18:06,486 --> 01:18:10,089 Are you okay? Have you been up all night? I'm good. 1008 01:18:10,090 --> 01:18:12,057 What are you doing in here? 1009 01:18:12,058 --> 01:18:15,060 She felt safer with me. You asked me to come in here, tool. 1010 01:18:15,061 --> 01:18:17,731 Have you two seen Taylor? He's not in his room. 1011 01:18:23,403 --> 01:18:25,972 Outside, now. 1012 01:18:29,876 --> 01:18:30,000 Kids, let's go! 1013 01:18:30,001 --> 01:18:31,978 Kids, let's go! 1014 01:18:34,481 --> 01:18:36,049 Mom, no. 1015 01:18:38,752 --> 01:18:40,753 I got this. 1016 01:18:40,754 --> 01:18:42,722 I'm dizzy. 1017 01:18:44,925 --> 01:18:46,792 Shane, what's wrong? I'm tired. 1018 01:18:46,793 --> 01:18:48,895 What happened? Wake up. 1019 01:18:52,698 --> 01:18:55,400 Eh, poor kid. 1020 01:18:55,401 --> 01:18:57,536 He just couldn't handle his Ambien. 1021 01:18:59,304 --> 01:18:59,999 Daddy's home. 1022 01:19:00,000 --> 01:19:01,372 Daddy's home. 1023 01:19:01,373 --> 01:19:03,641 Dad! Dad, help me! 1024 01:19:03,642 --> 01:19:05,277 Dad, please! 1025 01:19:19,324 --> 01:19:21,393 Dad, help! 1026 01:19:23,429 --> 01:19:25,731 Dad, help me! 1027 01:19:29,868 --> 01:19:30,000 You don't fuck with another man's home. 1028 01:19:30,001 --> 01:19:33,905 You don't fuck with another man's home. 1029 01:19:33,906 --> 01:19:36,208 I was about to say the same thing myself. 1030 01:19:41,880 --> 01:19:45,384 I don't allow loaded guns around my children. 1031 01:19:53,325 --> 01:19:54,359 Dad! 1032 01:19:57,262 --> 01:19:59,664 Where's Taylor? What did you do with him? 1033 01:19:59,665 --> 01:20:00,000 Oh, don't worry about him. He's fine. 1034 01:20:00,001 --> 01:20:01,365 Oh, don't worry about him. He's fine. 1035 01:20:01,366 --> 01:20:03,334 He's upstairs with the babysitter. 1036 01:20:03,335 --> 01:20:05,436 Taylor! Taylor, where are you? 1037 01:20:05,437 --> 01:20:07,405 If you keep making that sound, 1038 01:20:07,406 --> 01:20:10,208 I'm going to stain the hardwood floors 1039 01:20:10,209 --> 01:20:12,878 with your daddy's brains! 1040 01:20:32,297 --> 01:20:34,565 - Hello. - This is fcc alarm. 1041 01:20:34,566 --> 01:20:36,634 Our systems show that your alarm has been activated. 1042 01:20:36,635 --> 01:20:38,669 Police have been notified and are on their way. 1043 01:20:38,670 --> 01:20:40,805 You know what? Gosh, I'm so sorry. 1044 01:20:40,806 --> 01:20:42,907 I must have accidentally pressed the button. 1045 01:20:42,908 --> 01:20:44,642 Everything's fine. 1046 01:20:44,643 --> 01:20:47,211 Yes, sir. I just need to verify your password. 1047 01:20:47,212 --> 01:20:50,781 Okay, my password is "Abby," a-b-b-y. 1048 01:20:50,782 --> 01:20:53,150 It's my daughter's name. 1049 01:20:53,151 --> 01:20:56,153 Thank you, sir. I'll call off the patrol. Have a great day. 1050 01:20:56,154 --> 01:20:57,523 And you too. 1051 01:21:11,403 --> 01:21:13,571 Taylor. 1052 01:21:13,572 --> 01:21:16,542 Taylor. Taylor. 1053 01:21:17,743 --> 01:21:19,678 Taylor. 1054 01:21:27,719 --> 01:21:29,454 Taylor. 1055 01:21:33,458 --> 01:21:35,294 Abby. 1056 01:21:38,230 --> 01:21:41,699 Don't worry, daddy's coming. 1057 01:21:41,700 --> 01:21:44,136 Stay away from me! 1058 01:21:45,404 --> 01:21:46,838 Abby. 1059 01:21:48,674 --> 01:21:50,576 Hey, ab. 1060 01:21:54,680 --> 01:21:56,647 Come on, Abby. 1061 01:21:56,648 --> 01:21:58,917 Everything's all right. 1062 01:22:22,039 --> 01:22:25,342 Kayla! Kayla, help! Taylor. 1063 01:22:26,744 --> 01:22:28,445 Taylor, I'm gonna get you out of there. 1064 01:22:28,446 --> 01:22:29,999 Help. Taylor. 1065 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:30,614 Help. Taylor. 1066 01:22:32,183 --> 01:22:36,186 Get me out here, please. Okay, okay, okay. 1067 01:22:36,187 --> 01:22:37,721 Kayla, help me. 1068 01:22:39,557 --> 01:22:41,525 Kayla! 1069 01:22:45,429 --> 01:22:49,132 Abby, you found him. 1070 01:22:49,133 --> 01:22:51,134 That's good. 1071 01:22:51,135 --> 01:22:54,037 Why is Henry crying? 1072 01:22:54,038 --> 01:22:56,539 It's gonna be okay. Why is he crying? 1073 01:22:56,540 --> 01:22:59,999 Stay away. Stay away from us! 1074 01:23:00,000 --> 01:23:01,160 Stay away. Stay away from us! 1075 01:23:10,994 --> 01:23:12,795 You're not Abby. 1076 01:23:12,796 --> 01:23:14,931 You're not my daughter. What--? 1077 01:23:14,932 --> 01:23:19,068 What are you doing in my home? Taylor, just run, okay? 1078 01:23:19,069 --> 01:23:21,305 What are you doing in my home?! 1079 01:24:45,255 --> 01:24:47,858 Stay away from my family, or I will kill you. 1080 01:24:49,760 --> 01:24:51,261 Mom! That was pretty good. 1081 01:24:53,196 --> 01:24:54,431 Mom. 1082 01:25:04,007 --> 01:25:05,008 Shoot! 1083 01:25:09,012 --> 01:25:11,748 Mom, run! 1084 01:26:35,399 --> 01:26:38,235 Yeah. 1085 01:26:41,705 --> 01:26:42,938 Yeah, don't worry about me. 1086 01:26:42,939 --> 01:26:45,841 I'll just carry all our stuff inside by myself. 1087 01:26:45,842 --> 01:26:49,078 Honey, I'm sorry. I'm on the phone with your mother. 1088 01:26:49,079 --> 01:26:51,947 Sweetie, go help your dad, please. 1089 01:26:51,948 --> 01:26:53,416 I thought I was babysitting Hank. 1090 01:26:53,417 --> 01:26:56,752 I don't need a babysitter. I'm not-I'm not a baby. 1091 01:26:56,753 --> 01:26:58,988 I know you're not. Just-why don't you both go help, okay? 1092 01:26:58,989 --> 01:26:59,999 Put the football down. Thank you. 1093 01:27:00,000 --> 01:27:01,280 Put the football down. Thank you. 1094 01:27:03,193 --> 01:27:05,127 Whoa, whoa. Careful with the lamp. 1095 01:27:05,128 --> 01:27:08,731 You know what? Actually I don't need your help. 1096 01:27:08,732 --> 01:27:11,300 Yeah, the house was a steal. 1097 01:27:11,301 --> 01:27:14,136 Supposedly there was some kind of domestic issue next door. 1098 01:27:14,137 --> 01:27:15,704 People died. 1099 01:27:15,705 --> 01:27:17,807 I know. Lucky, right? 1100 01:27:17,808 --> 01:27:19,241 I don't know all the details. 1101 01:27:19,242 --> 01:27:21,343 I just know that the previous owner went postal 1102 01:27:21,344 --> 01:27:23,279 and they never found the guy. 1103 01:27:23,280 --> 01:27:25,347 He's probably in Guam by now. 1104 01:27:25,348 --> 01:27:27,049 Yeah. 1105 01:27:27,050 --> 01:27:29,119 Anyway, I can't wait for you to see it. 79430

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