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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:53,586 --> 00:00:57,852 Easy come, easy go 2 00:00:57,924 --> 00:00:59,482 Here, there, everywhere 3 00:00:59,559 --> 00:01:02,687 Crazy love is in the air, delightful 4 00:01:02,762 --> 00:01:05,925 Mmm, day and night-ful 5 00:01:08,568 --> 00:01:12,026 So many girls in every port 6 00:01:12,105 --> 00:01:14,938 You've got to be a juggernaut 7 00:01:15,041 --> 00:01:18,568 Full speed ahead or you'll be caught 8 00:01:18,645 --> 00:01:21,307 Oh, yeah... oh, yeah 9 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:25,681 Easy come, easy go 10 00:01:25,752 --> 00:01:27,344 Up, down, all around 11 00:01:27,420 --> 00:01:29,479 Kissing, kissing, pound for pound, delicious 12 00:01:29,556 --> 00:01:30,523 Easy come, easy go 13 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:34,583 Mmm... so nutritious 14 00:01:34,661 --> 00:01:35,593 Easy come, easy go 15 00:01:35,662 --> 00:01:37,391 Sailor, beware, take it slow 16 00:01:37,464 --> 00:01:39,864 Easy come, easy go 17 00:01:39,933 --> 00:01:40,991 All right! 18 00:01:48,408 --> 00:01:49,705 Uh-huh! 19 00:02:03,923 --> 00:02:07,415 When you want love to keep you warm 20 00:02:07,494 --> 00:02:10,588 There's nothing like a uniform 21 00:02:10,663 --> 00:02:13,757 You've got a port in any storm 22 00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:14,925 Thar she blows 23 00:02:16,769 --> 00:02:20,728 Easy come, easy go 24 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:22,934 Up, down, all around 25 00:02:23,009 --> 00:02:24,772 Kissing, kissing, pound for pound, delicious 26 00:02:24,844 --> 00:02:26,937 Easy come, easy go 27 00:02:27,013 --> 00:02:29,038 Mmm... so nutritious 28 00:02:29,115 --> 00:02:30,810 Easy go 29 00:02:30,884 --> 00:02:33,284 Sailor, beware, take it slow 30 00:02:33,353 --> 00:02:35,981 Easy come, easy go 31 00:02:37,690 --> 00:02:40,853 Sailor, beware, take it slow 32 00:02:40,927 --> 00:02:43,589 Easy come, easy go 33 00:02:45,198 --> 00:02:46,825 Easy come 34 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:48,629 Easy go 35 00:02:48,701 --> 00:02:50,362 Easy come 36 00:02:50,436 --> 00:02:51,664 Easy go 37 00:02:51,738 --> 00:02:53,968 Easy come 38 00:02:54,107 --> 00:02:56,166 Easy go... 39 00:04:09,983 --> 00:04:12,349 Hey, what do you suppose she's trying to tell us? 40 00:04:12,418 --> 00:04:15,285 I don't know, but whatever it is, I'm listening. 41 00:04:17,490 --> 00:04:19,390 Hey, Teddy! 42 00:04:19,459 --> 00:04:21,120 Judd! 43 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:22,752 How are you, old buddy? 44 00:04:22,829 --> 00:04:25,127 Great! It's nice of you to go to all this trouble. 45 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:27,598 Dancing girl, a band playing... it's quite a reception. 46 00:04:27,667 --> 00:04:28,793 Well, it would have been better 47 00:04:28,868 --> 00:04:30,096 if you'd told me you were coming. 48 00:04:30,169 --> 00:04:31,761 Now, how long are you going to be in town? 49 00:04:31,838 --> 00:04:32,862 Oh, just a few days. 50 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:34,167 Our ship's in the bay. 51 00:04:34,240 --> 00:04:35,935 You, uh, you still deactivating those floating mines? 52 00:04:36,075 --> 00:04:37,372 Yeah. 53 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:39,843 Hey, man, that's like playing underwater Russian roulette. 54 00:04:39,912 --> 00:04:41,903 Do you expect to be a frogman all your life? 55 00:04:41,981 --> 00:04:43,710 Frogman? Please. 56 00:04:43,783 --> 00:04:45,910 It's explosive ordinance disposal man. 57 00:04:45,985 --> 00:04:48,385 And the answer to your question is no. 58 00:04:48,454 --> 00:04:50,684 What does that mean? 59 00:04:50,757 --> 00:04:51,951 I'm practically a civilian. 60 00:04:52,091 --> 00:04:53,217 Hey, that's great, man! 61 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:54,351 Well, what are you going to do? 62 00:04:54,427 --> 00:04:56,395 Anything but go back in this racket with you. 63 00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:58,089 Well, now, wait a minute, all right... 64 00:04:58,164 --> 00:04:59,756 we didn't make much money, but we turned out 65 00:04:59,832 --> 00:05:01,595 some of the most beautiful sounds you ever heard. 66 00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:02,600 Now what do you say? 67 00:05:02,669 --> 00:05:04,330 Thanks... but no thanks. 68 00:05:04,404 --> 00:05:06,565 I want you to meet my buddies. 69 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:09,532 This is Tompkins and Whitehead... 70 00:05:09,609 --> 00:05:10,541 Lieutenant Schwartz. 71 00:05:10,610 --> 00:05:11,577 This is Judd. 72 00:05:11,644 --> 00:05:12,702 - Judd. - Hi, fellas, how are you? 73 00:05:12,779 --> 00:05:14,906 I want you to meet the band. Hey, guys! 74 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,476 I want you to... 75 00:05:17,550 --> 00:05:19,541 Are you the same guys that were here yesterday? 76 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:22,551 You forgot the organ-grinder. 77 00:05:22,622 --> 00:05:24,214 Oh, no, no, no... she doesn't swing. 78 00:05:24,290 --> 00:05:25,382 She just likes to dance. 79 00:05:25,458 --> 00:05:26,720 She comes down to rehearsals 80 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:28,590 because she figures it's good exercise. 81 00:05:28,661 --> 00:05:29,593 Yoga. 82 00:05:29,662 --> 00:05:31,027 Well, you could still introduce us. 83 00:05:31,097 --> 00:05:32,689 Yeah, we haven't seen anything like that 84 00:05:32,765 --> 00:05:33,732 since we shipped out. 85 00:05:33,800 --> 00:05:35,495 How long you been out to sea? 86 00:05:35,568 --> 00:05:36,762 Three days. 87 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:39,168 Three whole days? 88 00:05:39,238 --> 00:05:40,262 Hey, Jo! 89 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:41,830 Come here a minute. 90 00:05:41,908 --> 00:05:44,240 Come on. 91 00:05:44,310 --> 00:05:45,868 I want you to meet a good friend of mine. 92 00:05:45,945 --> 00:05:48,436 Lieutenant Ted Jackson and his outfield: 93 00:05:48,514 --> 00:05:50,277 Tompkins, Whitehead, and Schwartz. 94 00:05:50,350 --> 00:05:51,317 Hi. 95 00:05:51,384 --> 00:05:53,477 I'm Schwartz. And you are the living end. 96 00:05:53,553 --> 00:05:54,542 Thank you. 97 00:05:54,620 --> 00:05:56,611 You've got to watch out for him. 98 00:05:56,689 --> 00:05:58,816 He's a rear recruiter... and not just for the Navy. 99 00:05:58,891 --> 00:06:00,825 Hmm, thanks for the warning. 100 00:06:00,893 --> 00:06:03,726 But take me... I'm an underwater barnacle scraper. 101 00:06:03,796 --> 00:06:05,229 Relatively harmless. 102 00:06:05,298 --> 00:06:06,788 I think I'd feel safer with Schwartz 103 00:06:06,866 --> 00:06:07,890 but I'll let you know 104 00:06:07,967 --> 00:06:09,901 if I ever have any barnacles that need scraping. 105 00:06:10,002 --> 00:06:11,594 See you around, fellows. 106 00:06:11,671 --> 00:06:13,104 Did you hear that? 107 00:06:13,172 --> 00:06:14,469 "Safer with Schwartz." 108 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:17,304 If that gets around, it'll ruin my reputation. 109 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:18,309 You were right, Judd. 110 00:06:18,378 --> 00:06:20,005 She doesn't swing... not for me, anyway. 111 00:06:20,079 --> 00:06:22,604 Well, there are other numbers on the wheel of fortune, pal. 112 00:06:22,682 --> 00:06:25,048 Hey, you still got the thing with the phone numbers on it? 113 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:26,449 You kidding? 114 00:06:26,519 --> 00:06:28,680 When it comes to women, I always leave it to Lady Luck. 115 00:06:28,755 --> 00:06:30,689 Well, come on, Judd, break it out for my friends. 116 00:06:30,757 --> 00:06:32,019 Now, wait a minute, I don't know. 117 00:06:32,091 --> 00:06:33,251 I just added some new blood... 118 00:06:33,326 --> 00:06:34,384 Be a sport. 119 00:06:34,460 --> 00:06:35,825 We've been out of touch. 120 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:38,489 It's the least you can do for an old partner. 121 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:39,496 Well, all right 122 00:06:39,565 --> 00:06:41,760 but I wouldn't do this for anybody else. 123 00:06:41,834 --> 00:06:42,823 Come on, you guys. 124 00:06:45,505 --> 00:06:46,597 All right, fellas, break it up. 125 00:06:46,672 --> 00:06:47,604 They want to see the wheel. 126 00:06:47,673 --> 00:06:48,605 Wait'll you see it! 127 00:06:48,674 --> 00:06:50,437 - Move this stuff. - You won't believe it. 128 00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:52,102 - You guys ready? - Yeah, we have been! 129 00:06:52,178 --> 00:06:53,110 Okay. Are the door's locked. 130 00:06:53,179 --> 00:06:54,339 - Oh, now, stop. - Here we go. 131 00:06:54,414 --> 00:06:56,041 It's a wheel... 132 00:06:56,115 --> 00:06:57,241 with girls! 133 00:06:57,316 --> 00:06:59,750 Wait a minute! Hold it, now! Hold it. 134 00:06:59,819 --> 00:07:04,279 Back up, step down and stand aside 135 00:07:04,357 --> 00:07:06,723 and let the man tell you all about it. 136 00:07:06,793 --> 00:07:08,055 Okay, boys! 137 00:07:14,066 --> 00:07:16,762 Step right up 138 00:07:16,836 --> 00:07:19,896 To the Love Machine 139 00:07:20,006 --> 00:07:22,099 You may get lucky 140 00:07:22,175 --> 00:07:25,542 When you zap for a dream 141 00:07:25,611 --> 00:07:28,546 Let the wheel go round 142 00:07:28,614 --> 00:07:31,708 Round and round 143 00:07:31,784 --> 00:07:37,051 Well, you may win that girl you've never found 144 00:07:37,123 --> 00:07:40,183 She may be Susie 145 00:07:40,259 --> 00:07:43,228 Or Maybelline 146 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:48,859 She could be Kathy or Angeline 147 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:50,368 Let the wheel go round 148 00:07:50,436 --> 00:07:51,596 And round and round 149 00:07:51,671 --> 00:07:53,263 And round and round 150 00:07:53,339 --> 00:07:55,569 Round and round and round and round 151 00:07:55,641 --> 00:07:58,166 Try your luck right now 152 00:07:58,244 --> 00:08:01,509 On the Love Machine 153 00:08:01,581 --> 00:08:04,345 We're just a bunch of salty sailors 154 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:07,614 With one thing on our minds 155 00:08:07,687 --> 00:08:10,178 Taking a chance on this machine 156 00:08:10,256 --> 00:08:12,884 Maybe love we'll find 157 00:08:13,025 --> 00:08:15,789 She may be tall, she may be short 158 00:08:15,862 --> 00:08:18,228 She may be wide 159 00:08:18,297 --> 00:08:23,701 But Lady Luck, stop that wheel on 38-24-35 160 00:08:23,769 --> 00:08:26,897 Step up 161 00:08:27,039 --> 00:08:30,031 Who's next in line? 162 00:08:30,109 --> 00:08:32,077 It's the Love Machine 163 00:08:32,144 --> 00:08:34,635 Don't waste no time 164 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:36,682 Let the wheel go round 165 00:08:36,749 --> 00:08:40,014 And round and round and round and round 166 00:08:40,086 --> 00:08:41,815 And round and round 167 00:08:41,888 --> 00:08:44,220 What will your fortune be 168 00:08:44,290 --> 00:08:46,315 On the Love Machine? 169 00:08:53,933 --> 00:08:56,265 We're just a bunch of salty sailors 170 00:08:56,335 --> 00:08:59,133 With one thing on our minds 171 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:02,197 Taking a chance on this machine 172 00:09:02,275 --> 00:09:05,403 Maybe love we'll find 173 00:09:05,478 --> 00:09:08,572 She may be tall, she may be short 174 00:09:08,648 --> 00:09:10,206 She may be wide 175 00:09:10,283 --> 00:09:16,381 But Lady Luck, stop that wheel on 38-24-35 176 00:09:16,455 --> 00:09:18,548 Step up 177 00:09:18,624 --> 00:09:20,592 Who's next in line? 178 00:09:20,660 --> 00:09:24,289 It's the Love Machine 179 00:09:24,363 --> 00:09:27,127 Don't waste no time 180 00:09:27,199 --> 00:09:28,723 Let the wheel go round 181 00:09:28,801 --> 00:09:31,895 And round and round and round and round 182 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:34,438 And round and round 183 00:09:34,507 --> 00:09:37,101 What will your fortune be on the Love Machine? 184 00:09:45,885 --> 00:09:49,377 What will your fortune be on the Love Machine? 185 00:09:54,927 --> 00:09:57,361 Do you suppose I could have another spin on that? 186 00:09:57,430 --> 00:09:58,362 No, no, no, no. 187 00:09:58,431 --> 00:10:00,490 Wait a minute... only one to a customer! 188 00:10:00,566 --> 00:10:02,625 - That's all... one! - Come on! 189 00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:09,698 Good morning, gentlemen! 190 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:12,266 Oh, it's a beautiful morning. 191 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:13,937 What's so beautiful about it? 192 00:10:14,013 --> 00:10:16,880 Don't tell me you picked a winner last night. 193 00:10:16,949 --> 00:10:17,938 A winner? 194 00:10:18,050 --> 00:10:19,847 Oh, this girl was the... 195 00:10:19,919 --> 00:10:21,477 I mean, she was so... 196 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:23,385 Well, she was absolutely... a dog. 197 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,514 Struck out, too, eh? 198 00:10:24,590 --> 00:10:27,286 What I thought was her phone number 199 00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:30,557 turned out to be her statistics: 1 1-42-16. 200 00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,962 Yeah, I think Judd's wheel is rigged. 201 00:10:33,032 --> 00:10:34,397 My girl was 38-24-38. 202 00:10:34,467 --> 00:10:35,729 What's wrong with that? 203 00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:37,029 It added up to her age. 204 00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:41,904 Now, that's the way to go to sea. 205 00:10:45,244 --> 00:10:47,940 Small craft approaching off the port bow, sir. 206 00:10:48,014 --> 00:10:49,106 Very well. 207 00:10:49,181 --> 00:10:50,239 Steady as you go. 208 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:51,943 Steady as you go. 209 00:10:58,257 --> 00:10:59,724 All engines back full. 210 00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:01,384 All engines back full. 211 00:11:01,460 --> 00:11:03,018 All engines back full... aye, sir. 212 00:11:06,132 --> 00:11:07,292 Sound three short blasts. 213 00:11:16,609 --> 00:11:19,237 Say, lady 214 00:11:19,311 --> 00:11:21,279 that was a dangerous thing to do. 215 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:24,544 Your boat's bigger than mine... you have to watch out for me. 216 00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:27,745 Well, you've got to admit, she's got a logical mind. 217 00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:29,481 And a fantastic body. 218 00:11:48,574 --> 00:11:50,701 One, two, three. 219 00:11:50,776 --> 00:11:52,835 Too bad, Marty... your girl didn't show up. 220 00:11:56,315 --> 00:11:57,577 Hey, there's a guy on board. 221 00:11:57,650 --> 00:11:58,878 Yeah, and I wish it was me. 222 00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:01,749 If I could live like that, I'd give this Navy up tomorrow. 223 00:12:01,821 --> 00:12:03,254 You are giving it up, remember? 224 00:12:03,322 --> 00:12:04,584 No, they're giving me up. 225 00:12:04,657 --> 00:12:06,022 My tour of duty is over. 226 00:12:06,092 --> 00:12:08,026 Not yet... going away gift from the skipper. 227 00:12:08,094 --> 00:12:09,186 It's an E.O.D. assignment. 228 00:12:09,261 --> 00:12:10,421 Where is it? 229 00:12:10,496 --> 00:12:12,657 Coast Guard picked up a sonar contact near Rocky Point. 230 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:13,756 They think it's a mine. 231 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,095 A mine? In these waters? 232 00:12:15,167 --> 00:12:17,101 Better suit up. We'll be there in half an hour. 233 00:12:17,169 --> 00:12:19,034 Tell Cooper to break out the aluminum tanks. 234 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:20,197 Right. 235 00:12:20,272 --> 00:12:21,603 See you later, fellas. 236 00:13:25,671 --> 00:13:27,901 It's an old magnetic mine, all right. Foreign. 237 00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,601 I think we should take it back to the base. 238 00:13:30,676 --> 00:13:32,109 Probably dropped off a sub. 239 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:33,941 We'd better disarm it underwater. 240 00:13:34,013 --> 00:13:35,275 Okay, Lieutenant 241 00:13:35,347 --> 00:13:37,042 but don't take any unnecessary chances. 242 00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:39,107 That hazardous duty pay won't do you much good 243 00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:40,618 if you're not around to collect it. 244 00:13:40,686 --> 00:13:41,618 Thanks, Cooper. 245 00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:42,881 I'll keep that in mind. 246 00:13:42,955 --> 00:13:44,252 I'll pull in my marker buoy 247 00:13:44,323 --> 00:13:46,052 when it's safe and I'm coming up. 248 00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:47,456 You clear out of the area. 249 00:13:47,526 --> 00:13:49,960 But, Lieutenant, I'm supposed to stay here with you. 250 00:13:50,029 --> 00:13:51,428 You better get going. 251 00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:10,474 This is where he was dropped off. 252 00:15:10,542 --> 00:15:12,134 I wonder why they went off and left him. 253 00:15:12,211 --> 00:15:13,269 Maybe they don't like him. 254 00:15:13,345 --> 00:15:15,540 There must be something dangerous down there. 255 00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:17,582 Now, what could be dangerous down there? 256 00:15:17,650 --> 00:15:19,675 Well, why don't you go down and find out? 257 00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,344 Get that boat out of here! 258 00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,682 Okay! Go on, Gil. 259 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:24,916 You can go overboard without them seeing you. 260 00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:27,355 Then I'll circle around and pick you up later. 261 00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,917 Come on, look, you can't fool around with the Navy. 262 00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:31,792 It wouldn't be the first time. 263 00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,627 Get that boat out of here! 264 00:15:33,699 --> 00:15:35,496 This is a restricted area! 265 00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:36,932 All right! 266 00:15:37,002 --> 00:15:38,435 Go on, Gil. 267 00:15:38,504 --> 00:15:40,438 What's the matter, are you scared? 268 00:15:40,506 --> 00:15:42,599 No, I'm not, but why should I get wet 269 00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,438 just to satisfy your curiosity? 270 00:15:44,510 --> 00:15:47,775 Are you afraid of mussing your hair? 271 00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:49,438 I'll bring back a picture 272 00:15:49,515 --> 00:15:51,983 of that frogman for your collection. 273 00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:56,116 Get that boat out of here! 274 00:15:56,188 --> 00:15:57,280 You heard me! 275 00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:58,721 Get it out of here! 276 00:21:31,523 --> 00:21:32,956 Where's that Navy boat? 277 00:21:33,025 --> 00:21:34,492 Over there, heading towards us. 278 00:21:36,595 --> 00:21:37,960 Let's get out of here. 279 00:21:38,096 --> 00:21:39,120 Hey, look! 280 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:50,008 Hey! Give me a hand! 281 00:21:57,949 --> 00:22:01,077 Okay, there were radio warnings. 282 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,586 This area was restricted. 283 00:22:02,654 --> 00:22:03,916 What's the big idea? 284 00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:05,422 Oh, I never listen to the radio. 285 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:06,923 Too many commercials. 286 00:22:06,992 --> 00:22:09,256 Vicky, Mary, give me a hand. 287 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:11,592 You trying to tell me that you're the skipper? 288 00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:14,461 Well, I give the orders if that's what you mean. 289 00:22:14,533 --> 00:22:15,761 Is the mine safe now? 290 00:22:15,834 --> 00:22:18,428 I'm not worried about the mine, I'm worried about you. 291 00:22:18,503 --> 00:22:20,027 Did you order him to take my picture? 292 00:22:20,105 --> 00:22:22,096 That stuff could get you in a lot of trouble. 293 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:25,541 Look, that's all it was... just a stunt. 294 00:22:25,610 --> 00:22:28,204 We're not enemy spies or anything so romantic. 295 00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:30,510 Just old friends out for a few laughs. 296 00:22:30,582 --> 00:22:31,947 You can understand that. 297 00:22:32,017 --> 00:22:33,143 Oh, I understand. 298 00:22:33,218 --> 00:22:34,446 I saw you earlier. 299 00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:35,781 Give me that film. 300 00:22:37,522 --> 00:22:39,114 Give it to him, Gil. 301 00:22:42,361 --> 00:22:45,660 Well, now that we're friends, how about a martini? 302 00:22:45,731 --> 00:22:48,723 You sure know how to hurt a guy, don't you? 303 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,826 Thanks, but some other time, when I'm not working. 304 00:22:51,903 --> 00:22:53,996 Hey, Cooper, catch. 305 00:22:58,643 --> 00:22:59,837 Hold her steady. 306 00:22:59,911 --> 00:23:01,674 See you around, folks. 307 00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:08,250 Too bad we didn't get to keep his picture. 308 00:23:08,320 --> 00:23:10,584 Yeah, too bad. 309 00:23:10,655 --> 00:23:13,783 Oh! 310 00:23:13,859 --> 00:23:15,486 Say, Cooper, what would happen 311 00:23:15,560 --> 00:23:18,085 if you found something of value while on duty? 312 00:23:18,163 --> 00:23:19,596 Why? What did you find, Lieutenant? 313 00:23:19,664 --> 00:23:22,360 I found a million dollars in gold on an old shipwreck. 314 00:23:22,434 --> 00:23:23,696 Sure, you did. 315 00:23:23,769 --> 00:23:25,168 Well, I can dream, can't I? 316 00:23:25,237 --> 00:23:28,172 No, really, what would happen if you did find something? 317 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:31,266 I think it belongs to the Navy if you tell them about it 318 00:23:31,343 --> 00:23:33,641 but I'm not sure if that includes girls. 319 00:23:52,030 --> 00:23:55,966 All hands, man the air valves! 320 00:23:56,034 --> 00:23:58,696 Start the compressors! 321 00:23:58,770 --> 00:24:00,203 Lower away! 322 00:24:00,272 --> 00:24:03,036 Steady as she goes. 323 00:24:03,108 --> 00:24:05,076 Careful now, don't foul my air line! 324 00:24:05,143 --> 00:24:07,077 That's it, you're doing fine, boys. 325 00:24:07,145 --> 00:24:08,112 Let her down easy. 326 00:24:08,180 --> 00:24:09,579 We're nearing the bottom. 327 00:24:09,648 --> 00:24:11,013 Take it easy, everybody. 328 00:24:11,082 --> 00:24:13,346 Steady, steady... 329 00:24:13,418 --> 00:24:17,252 Eureka! We've hit the bottom! 330 00:24:17,322 --> 00:24:18,687 Ahoy! 331 00:24:18,757 --> 00:24:20,315 Oh, it's beautiful down here. 332 00:24:20,392 --> 00:24:22,860 The fish are just sailing by. 333 00:24:22,928 --> 00:24:26,455 Some of the species I've never seen before 334 00:24:26,531 --> 00:24:30,058 and the atmosphere is perfectly wonderful. 335 00:24:30,135 --> 00:24:31,898 It's beautiful down here. 336 00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,528 Positively beautiful. 337 00:24:33,605 --> 00:24:35,402 Don't foul that air line. 338 00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:37,032 Steady, boys, steady. 339 00:24:38,743 --> 00:24:39,710 Come in. 340 00:24:39,778 --> 00:24:41,370 Captain Jack? 341 00:24:41,446 --> 00:24:44,381 Yeah, I'm Captain Jack. 342 00:24:44,449 --> 00:24:46,314 Sorry, I couldn't wait until you surfaced 343 00:24:46,384 --> 00:24:47,351 to talk with you. 344 00:24:49,921 --> 00:24:53,584 I... I didn't know anyone was watching. 345 00:24:58,463 --> 00:25:00,454 That's quite a gadget. 346 00:25:00,532 --> 00:25:01,999 Yes, yes, indeed. 347 00:25:02,067 --> 00:25:05,161 I get a great deal of enjoyment out of this. 348 00:25:05,237 --> 00:25:07,671 At the moment, I'm quite embarrassed. 349 00:25:07,739 --> 00:25:10,264 I've never done this in public before. 350 00:25:10,342 --> 00:25:11,809 You're not going to dive in that, are you? 351 00:25:11,877 --> 00:25:14,107 Oh, no, no. 352 00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:16,670 I wouldn't have the nerve to actually dive. 353 00:25:16,748 --> 00:25:18,511 But I'd like to, so I pretend. 354 00:25:18,583 --> 00:25:20,050 It's just a little game. 355 00:25:20,118 --> 00:25:23,019 I try to do everything as realistic as possible. 356 00:25:23,088 --> 00:25:25,716 Would you help me off with that back there? 357 00:25:25,790 --> 00:25:27,052 Sure. 358 00:25:27,125 --> 00:25:28,922 Arert you in the wrong business? 359 00:25:29,060 --> 00:25:30,288 No, no, certainly not. 360 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:33,820 I've been collecting information on salvaging for 20 years. 361 00:25:33,899 --> 00:25:36,197 I'm really quite an authority, you know. 362 00:25:36,268 --> 00:25:37,292 That's why I'm here. 363 00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:38,597 I've been asking around 364 00:25:38,670 --> 00:25:40,729 and I heard that you're the man to see. 365 00:25:40,805 --> 00:25:41,737 Yes, sir. 366 00:25:41,806 --> 00:25:45,207 I am definitely the man to see. 367 00:25:45,277 --> 00:25:46,471 About what? 368 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:47,944 I want to know about a ship 369 00:25:48,046 --> 00:25:51,277 that went down off the point, around the turn of the century. 370 00:25:51,349 --> 00:25:53,374 You have indeed come to the right man. 371 00:25:53,451 --> 00:25:55,942 A great many ships went down in these rough waters 372 00:25:56,087 --> 00:25:58,385 as you can see from this geodetic survey map. 373 00:25:58,456 --> 00:26:00,947 It's upside-down, Captain. 374 00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:03,323 You are very observant. 375 00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:07,456 The "Cecilia," 1906, the "Gauntlet" in 1880... 376 00:26:07,532 --> 00:26:10,797 I'm interested in a ship named the "Port of Call." 377 00:26:10,869 --> 00:26:11,801 "Port of Call"? 378 00:26:11,870 --> 00:26:13,895 There she is... a beautiful brigantine. 379 00:26:13,972 --> 00:26:16,497 I knew the skipper's son very, very well. 380 00:26:16,575 --> 00:26:18,805 There she is, like a Sleeping Beauty 381 00:26:18,877 --> 00:26:20,845 waiting for her Prince Charming. 382 00:26:20,912 --> 00:26:22,140 Mm-hmm. 383 00:26:22,213 --> 00:26:24,340 Of course, the map could be wrong. 384 00:26:24,416 --> 00:26:25,883 The location is a theory 385 00:26:25,951 --> 00:26:28,545 based entirely on old lighthouse records. 386 00:26:28,620 --> 00:26:30,918 Do you know where these records are? 387 00:26:30,989 --> 00:26:33,184 Oh, yes. The skipper's only living relative... 388 00:26:33,258 --> 00:26:34,384 Jo Symington, has them. 389 00:26:34,459 --> 00:26:35,926 And where can I find this Symington? 390 00:26:36,027 --> 00:26:38,621 In a big, old house at the end of Silver Canyon. 391 00:26:38,697 --> 00:26:39,925 Name is on the mailbox. 392 00:26:40,031 --> 00:26:40,929 You can't miss it. 393 00:26:41,066 --> 00:26:42,158 One last thing, Captain. 394 00:26:42,233 --> 00:26:43,257 Have you got any idea 395 00:26:43,335 --> 00:26:45,360 what the ship was carrying when she went down? 396 00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,029 Oh, yes. 397 00:26:48,373 --> 00:26:49,931 Jo told me. 398 00:26:50,041 --> 00:26:52,942 Come on down here... Shh! 399 00:26:53,011 --> 00:26:57,380 The "Port of Call" was carrying something very valuable 400 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,440 from the Argentine... 401 00:26:59,517 --> 00:27:00,609 a treasure. 402 00:27:00,685 --> 00:27:02,016 Yeah? 403 00:27:02,087 --> 00:27:03,611 Or was it bananas? 404 00:27:03,688 --> 00:27:06,179 No, no, that was the "Gauntlet." 405 00:27:06,257 --> 00:27:07,781 I remember it now. 406 00:27:07,859 --> 00:27:10,794 The "Port of Call" had a cargo of... 407 00:27:13,231 --> 00:27:14,562 coconut oil. 408 00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:15,998 Coconut oil? 409 00:27:16,067 --> 00:27:18,592 Or perhaps it was tea. 410 00:27:18,670 --> 00:27:20,797 I think I'd better see this Jo Symington. 411 00:27:20,872 --> 00:27:22,169 Yeah, I think you'd better. 412 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:23,332 Thanks a lot, Captain. 413 00:27:23,408 --> 00:27:24,705 You've been a great help. 414 00:27:24,776 --> 00:27:26,107 Oh, it's perfectly all right. 415 00:27:26,177 --> 00:27:28,042 - Anything for the Navy. - Thank you, sir. 416 00:27:28,113 --> 00:27:29,045 Oh, just a minute. 417 00:27:29,114 --> 00:27:30,911 You're not going to tell anybody anything 418 00:27:30,982 --> 00:27:32,609 about my little diving game, are you? 419 00:27:32,684 --> 00:27:34,345 I won't talk if you won't. 420 00:27:34,419 --> 00:27:35,579 Oh, I won't. 421 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:36,882 I don't want it to get around 422 00:27:36,955 --> 00:27:38,650 that I'm asking about the "Port of Call." 423 00:27:38,723 --> 00:27:39,781 Top secret. 424 00:27:39,858 --> 00:27:41,587 So keep it under your helmet, all right? 425 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:43,787 Mum's the word. Double mum. 426 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:50,434 Yeah. Thanks. 427 00:28:43,688 --> 00:28:45,349 Now, from the lotus 428 00:28:45,423 --> 00:28:50,417 we serenely flow into the attitude of the dancing Shiva 429 00:28:50,495 --> 00:28:52,656 to develop our equilibrium. 430 00:28:54,065 --> 00:28:54,929 Oh... 431 00:28:55,066 --> 00:28:57,728 Yes, yes. 432 00:28:57,802 --> 00:29:00,236 Now, breathe in... 433 00:29:01,773 --> 00:29:04,003 ...and breathe out. 434 00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:10,545 I'm looking for Jo Symington. 435 00:29:10,615 --> 00:29:12,810 Go away. This is for members only. 436 00:29:12,884 --> 00:29:14,374 How do I join? 437 00:29:14,452 --> 00:29:16,647 You can start by taking your clothes off. 438 00:29:16,721 --> 00:29:18,154 What? 439 00:29:18,223 --> 00:29:19,690 Just a minute. 440 00:29:23,394 --> 00:29:27,228 Now, take your clothes off, and put these on. 441 00:29:27,298 --> 00:29:28,697 Where? 442 00:29:28,767 --> 00:29:31,463 Right around the corner, and be very quiet. 443 00:29:43,748 --> 00:29:48,913 Breathe in... and out. 444 00:29:48,987 --> 00:29:52,582 Now, exhale... 445 00:29:55,593 --> 00:29:57,857 More... Get it all out. 446 00:29:57,929 --> 00:29:59,658 More. 447 00:30:05,336 --> 00:30:08,362 And, once more, the dancing Shiva. 448 00:30:15,947 --> 00:30:17,812 I'd like to talk to... 449 00:30:17,882 --> 00:30:19,179 Shh! 450 00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:20,877 I'd like to talk to Jo Symington. 451 00:30:20,952 --> 00:30:23,079 You can't until yoga class is over. 452 00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:24,314 I haven't got time. 453 00:30:24,389 --> 00:30:26,721 Come on, make the scene or split, dig? 454 00:30:26,791 --> 00:30:28,224 I don't know anything about yoga. 455 00:30:28,293 --> 00:30:29,988 Who does? 456 00:30:35,733 --> 00:30:37,132 Excuse me, I... 457 00:30:37,202 --> 00:30:39,500 Young man, you are causing ripples 458 00:30:39,571 --> 00:30:42,267 on the waters of peace and contentment. 459 00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:45,207 I didn't mean to make waves but I'm looking for somebody. 460 00:30:45,276 --> 00:30:47,710 We are all searching for someone. 461 00:30:47,779 --> 00:30:52,409 Yearning to communicate across a void of spiritual isolation. 462 00:30:52,483 --> 00:30:55,975 What we are concerned with here are the means. 463 00:30:56,054 --> 00:31:00,491 And now, young man, either shape up or ship out. 464 00:31:00,558 --> 00:31:02,150 If you'll just... 465 00:31:02,227 --> 00:31:03,785 Sit down! 466 00:31:03,862 --> 00:31:06,353 Yes, sir... uh, ma'am. 467 00:31:09,734 --> 00:31:12,294 What do you know? The barnacle scraper. 468 00:31:12,370 --> 00:31:13,337 Hi. 469 00:31:13,404 --> 00:31:14,928 We will now once more 470 00:31:15,073 --> 00:31:18,531 attempt to attain that state of tranquillity 471 00:31:18,610 --> 00:31:21,511 before we were so rudely interrupted. 472 00:31:21,579 --> 00:31:24,070 I'm sorry. 473 00:31:24,148 --> 00:31:27,845 And now the spinal twist. 474 00:31:30,889 --> 00:31:33,756 The spinal twist. 475 00:31:33,825 --> 00:31:39,764 Now, hold... and meditate. 476 00:31:39,831 --> 00:31:41,264 Look, not that way. 477 00:31:41,332 --> 00:31:43,732 Arch your back and lock your arm 478 00:31:43,801 --> 00:31:45,962 around your knee... like this. 479 00:31:46,037 --> 00:31:47,504 Maybe I better just ship out. 480 00:31:47,572 --> 00:31:49,506 Well, you are in the Navy, aren't you? 481 00:31:49,574 --> 00:31:51,439 I may be 4-F after this. 482 00:31:51,509 --> 00:31:54,103 Good, you could go back to work for Judd. 483 00:31:54,178 --> 00:31:55,736 He likes offbeat talent. 484 00:31:55,813 --> 00:31:56,780 I can see that. 485 00:31:56,848 --> 00:31:57,974 My picture and numbers 486 00:31:58,049 --> 00:31:59,880 aren't on his wheel of fortune... 487 00:31:59,951 --> 00:32:01,282 if that's what you mean. 488 00:32:01,352 --> 00:32:05,311 Now, back to the lotus. 489 00:32:08,126 --> 00:32:10,151 Who are you looking for? 490 00:32:10,228 --> 00:32:11,388 Jo Symington. 491 00:32:11,462 --> 00:32:12,827 Do you know him? 492 00:32:12,897 --> 00:32:13,886 He's me. 493 00:32:13,965 --> 00:32:14,897 What? 494 00:32:14,966 --> 00:32:16,558 Josephine. 495 00:32:16,634 --> 00:32:17,862 You're Jo Symington? 496 00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:19,767 Young man, I have tried very hard 497 00:32:19,837 --> 00:32:21,099 to be patient with you 498 00:32:21,172 --> 00:32:24,664 but if you continue to disrupt my class with your chattering 499 00:32:24,742 --> 00:32:29,475 I shall be forced to clobber you on the cruller! 500 00:32:31,416 --> 00:32:35,375 Can we go someplace and talk? 501 00:32:35,453 --> 00:32:36,477 Sure, come on. 502 00:32:44,395 --> 00:32:51,767 Well, I can see that you and yoga will never do 503 00:32:55,239 --> 00:33:00,336 Yoga is as yoga does, there's no in-between 504 00:33:00,411 --> 00:33:03,073 You're either with it, on the ball 505 00:33:03,147 --> 00:33:05,581 Or you've blown the scene 506 00:33:05,650 --> 00:33:10,678 I can see looking at you, you just can't get settled 507 00:33:10,755 --> 00:33:15,783 How can I even move, twisted like a pretzel? 508 00:33:15,860 --> 00:33:21,389 Yoga is as yoga does, there's no in-between 509 00:33:21,466 --> 00:33:24,162 You're either with it, all the way 510 00:33:24,235 --> 00:33:26,931 Or you've blown the scene 511 00:33:27,038 --> 00:33:28,938 Or you've blown the scene 512 00:33:29,040 --> 00:33:31,770 Come on, come on, untwist my legs 513 00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:34,471 Pull my arms a lot 514 00:33:34,545 --> 00:33:39,244 How did I get so tied up in this yoga knot? 515 00:33:39,317 --> 00:33:44,152 You tell me just how I can take this yoga serious 516 00:33:44,222 --> 00:33:50,092 When all it ever gives to me is a pain in my posterius 517 00:33:50,161 --> 00:33:54,894 Yoga is as yoga does, there's no in-between 518 00:33:54,966 --> 00:33:57,730 You're either with it, all the way 519 00:33:57,802 --> 00:34:00,430 Or you've blown the scene 520 00:34:00,505 --> 00:34:02,871 Or you've blown the scene 521 00:34:02,940 --> 00:34:05,602 Stand upside-down, on your head 522 00:34:05,676 --> 00:34:08,042 Feet against the wall 523 00:34:08,112 --> 00:34:12,606 A simple yoga exercise, done by one and all 524 00:34:12,683 --> 00:34:16,175 Now cross your eyes and hold your breath 525 00:34:16,254 --> 00:34:19,018 Look just like a clown 526 00:34:19,090 --> 00:34:23,925 Yoga's sure to catch you if you come falling down 527 00:34:24,062 --> 00:34:28,658 Yoga is as yoga does, there's no in-between 528 00:34:28,733 --> 00:34:31,827 You're either with it, all the way 529 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:34,633 Or you've blown the scene 530 00:34:34,705 --> 00:34:37,105 Or you've blown the scene. 531 00:34:47,318 --> 00:34:48,649 Beautiful! 532 00:34:48,719 --> 00:34:50,414 Man, that really grooves. 533 00:34:50,488 --> 00:34:51,978 Man, that turns me on. 534 00:34:53,891 --> 00:34:55,358 It's a form of art... 535 00:34:55,426 --> 00:34:57,451 it's called a "happening." 536 00:34:59,130 --> 00:35:02,622 Looks more like a smash-up in an Italian restaurant. 537 00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:05,396 It's too much... crazy. 538 00:35:09,240 --> 00:35:10,229 What's that? 539 00:35:10,308 --> 00:35:11,332 Watch. 540 00:35:17,115 --> 00:35:18,412 What's going on? 541 00:35:18,483 --> 00:35:19,745 Some kind of new group therapy? 542 00:35:19,817 --> 00:35:21,182 No, we're just a bunch of people 543 00:35:21,252 --> 00:35:22,742 who like to live a free life. 544 00:35:22,820 --> 00:35:23,912 Artists and sculptors. 545 00:35:24,021 --> 00:35:25,886 They come here because it's remote 546 00:35:25,957 --> 00:35:27,390 and it's beautiful. 547 00:35:27,458 --> 00:35:29,085 A perfect place to be alone and... 548 00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:30,752 paint with spaghetti... and girls. 549 00:35:30,828 --> 00:35:33,524 People always make fun of things they don't understand. 550 00:35:33,598 --> 00:35:34,530 It's human nature. 551 00:35:34,599 --> 00:35:35,657 I understand spaghetti... 552 00:35:35,733 --> 00:35:36,722 I even eat it. 553 00:35:36,801 --> 00:35:38,530 I just don't understand it as a shampoo. 554 00:35:38,603 --> 00:35:41,629 I'll admit, some of the work they do is pretty wild 555 00:35:41,706 --> 00:35:45,198 but it's a sincere attempt to break loose from convention. 556 00:35:45,276 --> 00:35:47,039 They're doing that, all right. 557 00:35:47,111 --> 00:35:49,671 But you haven't told me what brings you here. 558 00:35:49,747 --> 00:35:51,908 I'm doing a manual on early sea disasters. 559 00:35:51,983 --> 00:35:53,951 I was told you might be able to help me. 560 00:35:54,085 --> 00:35:55,074 Who told you? 561 00:35:55,153 --> 00:35:56,142 Captain Jack. 562 00:35:56,220 --> 00:35:57,278 That old phony? 563 00:35:57,355 --> 00:35:58,822 He can't keep anything to himself. 564 00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:00,721 I'm interested in one ship in particular: 565 00:36:00,791 --> 00:36:01,849 the "Port of Call." 566 00:36:01,926 --> 00:36:03,086 You aren't the first one. 567 00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:05,356 I've had hundreds of get-rich-quick creeps 568 00:36:05,429 --> 00:36:07,226 asking about my grandfather's ship. 569 00:36:07,298 --> 00:36:08,265 Come on. 570 00:36:14,272 --> 00:36:16,069 This is more like I expected. 571 00:36:16,140 --> 00:36:17,732 This was my father's room. 572 00:36:17,808 --> 00:36:21,266 It's the only one I haven't redecorated in early Far-Out. 573 00:36:21,345 --> 00:36:22,277 It's beautiful. 574 00:36:22,346 --> 00:36:23,506 Thank you. 575 00:36:23,581 --> 00:36:25,139 Well, what would you like to know? 576 00:36:25,216 --> 00:36:27,616 Captain Jack says you have some lighthouse records. 577 00:36:27,685 --> 00:36:28,617 That's right. 578 00:36:28,686 --> 00:36:30,017 It was the lighthouse keeper 579 00:36:30,087 --> 00:36:31,748 who saw the "Port of Call" go down. 580 00:36:31,822 --> 00:36:33,312 That's how we know where she is. 581 00:36:33,391 --> 00:36:35,256 Why are fortune hunters after the ship? 582 00:36:35,326 --> 00:36:37,487 Coconut oil would be pretty rank after all this time. 583 00:36:37,562 --> 00:36:38,824 Coconut oil? 584 00:36:38,896 --> 00:36:41,694 The "Port of Call" was carrying coffee 585 00:36:41,766 --> 00:36:43,927 and a chest filled with Spanish pieces of eight. 586 00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:45,730 Well, there are a lot of rumors 587 00:36:45,803 --> 00:36:47,828 about old ships and sunken treasure. 588 00:36:47,905 --> 00:36:50,931 I'm afraid I'd be more interested in historical fact. 589 00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:53,135 Oh, this isn't just a rumor; it's true. 590 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:55,304 It says so right here on the manifest. 591 00:36:55,379 --> 00:36:57,279 I got it from the shipping company. 592 00:36:57,348 --> 00:37:00,476 Hmm... interesting. 593 00:37:00,551 --> 00:37:01,779 Very interesting. 594 00:37:01,852 --> 00:37:05,117 You know, I'm glad you're interested in history 595 00:37:05,189 --> 00:37:06,247 and not money. 596 00:37:06,324 --> 00:37:07,655 I don't know how to thank you. 597 00:37:07,725 --> 00:37:09,249 You've been an awful lot of help. 598 00:37:09,327 --> 00:37:11,887 Just let me read the manual when you finish writing it. 599 00:37:11,996 --> 00:37:13,361 Sure. You'll be the first one. 600 00:37:13,431 --> 00:37:14,728 And come back anytime. 601 00:37:14,799 --> 00:37:17,427 Next week, we're having a real bash up here. 602 00:37:17,501 --> 00:37:18,866 Bring your own spaghetti? 603 00:37:18,936 --> 00:37:22,531 Next week, it's cold beet borscht, with sour cream. 604 00:37:22,607 --> 00:37:24,438 I'll try to make it. 605 00:37:24,508 --> 00:37:25,736 Thanks again. 606 00:37:32,917 --> 00:37:33,906 Well, is it official? 607 00:37:34,018 --> 00:37:34,916 Yep! 608 00:37:35,019 --> 00:37:36,680 Congratulations, civilian. 609 00:37:36,754 --> 00:37:37,686 Thank you. 610 00:37:37,755 --> 00:37:39,052 Let's go. 611 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:56,266 Jo told you all that? 612 00:37:56,340 --> 00:37:57,705 She showed me the manifest. 613 00:37:57,775 --> 00:38:00,903 It has the exact description of the chest I saw in the wreck. 614 00:38:00,978 --> 00:38:02,741 Listen, baby, that's an awful lot of strain 615 00:38:02,813 --> 00:38:04,041 just for a bunch of old pesos. 616 00:38:04,115 --> 00:38:06,515 Judd, those old pesos are probably solid silver 617 00:38:06,584 --> 00:38:08,677 and won'th about $30 apiece to a collector 618 00:38:08,753 --> 00:38:11,313 and there may be thousands of them in that chest. 619 00:38:11,389 --> 00:38:13,050 All right, so it's a lot of bread 620 00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:14,523 but it's still gamble time. 621 00:38:14,592 --> 00:38:15,581 Look, life's a gamble. 622 00:38:15,660 --> 00:38:17,093 I'm willing to put up every dime 623 00:38:17,161 --> 00:38:19,152 of my terminal leave pay: a thousand bucks. 624 00:38:19,230 --> 00:38:20,561 You should put up at least the same 625 00:38:20,631 --> 00:38:22,155 to help pay for the boat and equipment. 626 00:38:22,233 --> 00:38:24,531 You sure you just werert high on "rapture of the deep"? 627 00:38:24,602 --> 00:38:25,660 I might've been 628 00:38:25,736 --> 00:38:27,499 if the ship was where the map said it went down. 629 00:38:27,571 --> 00:38:28,833 But the tide must have broken it up 630 00:38:28,906 --> 00:38:31,101 and carried this section of the hull into shallower water. 631 00:38:31,175 --> 00:38:32,836 I don't know, that underwater jazz... 632 00:38:32,910 --> 00:38:35,538 all them things with the big eyes and the jellyfish... 633 00:38:35,613 --> 00:38:37,774 Look, all you have to do is handle the boat 634 00:38:37,848 --> 00:38:38,837 while I'm down below. 635 00:38:38,916 --> 00:38:39,883 What do you say? 636 00:38:39,950 --> 00:38:42,111 Your half will set you up solid for life. 637 00:38:42,186 --> 00:38:43,278 My half? What about Jo? 638 00:38:43,354 --> 00:38:45,288 After all, it's her grandfather's boat. 639 00:38:45,356 --> 00:38:46,550 It's not a job for a girl 640 00:38:46,624 --> 00:38:48,285 but we do need to hire another guy 641 00:38:48,359 --> 00:38:50,350 to handle the winches and the compressor. 642 00:38:50,428 --> 00:38:51,918 What do you say, are you with me 643 00:38:52,063 --> 00:38:53,758 or do I have to get two other guys? 644 00:38:53,831 --> 00:38:55,765 All right, all right, I'll go along. 645 00:38:55,833 --> 00:38:57,266 - One condition. - What's that? 646 00:38:57,335 --> 00:38:59,064 If we blow it, you come back here 647 00:38:59,136 --> 00:39:00,433 work at your old salary. 648 00:39:00,504 --> 00:39:02,597 You used to pay me off in warm beer. 649 00:39:02,673 --> 00:39:04,197 I'll throw in an ice cube. 650 00:39:04,275 --> 00:39:06,140 It's a lousy deal, but I accept. 651 00:39:06,210 --> 00:39:07,302 A lousy... for who? 652 00:39:07,378 --> 00:39:09,938 How do I know if you can still turn that crowd on? 653 00:39:11,349 --> 00:39:12,441 Give me an intro. 654 00:39:12,516 --> 00:39:13,505 You're on, buddy. 655 00:39:19,290 --> 00:39:22,350 Ladies and gentlemen, I have a nice surprise for you. 656 00:39:22,426 --> 00:39:25,793 An old friend of mine... as a matter of fact, my ex-partner 657 00:39:25,863 --> 00:39:28,297 just out of the service and a fine singer... 658 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:29,890 will favor us with a tune. 659 00:39:29,967 --> 00:39:34,427 So how about a nice round of applause for Ted Jackson! 660 00:39:35,539 --> 00:39:37,803 What are you going to sing? 661 00:39:37,875 --> 00:39:40,139 "Stop, you're wrong again!" 662 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:43,874 And a-one, and a-two, and a-three and a-four 663 00:39:43,948 --> 00:39:45,040 and a-spot. 664 00:39:45,116 --> 00:39:48,381 Baby, you've been lying to me 665 00:39:48,452 --> 00:39:51,910 Now I'm on to you 666 00:39:51,989 --> 00:39:55,425 It's the same old song 667 00:39:55,493 --> 00:39:58,860 But it doesn't ring true 668 00:39:58,929 --> 00:40:00,362 That's right 669 00:40:00,431 --> 00:40:02,058 You were wrong again 670 00:40:02,133 --> 00:40:03,430 Time to change 671 00:40:03,501 --> 00:40:05,264 And put you on your own again 672 00:40:05,336 --> 00:40:09,636 You've had your way too long 673 00:40:09,707 --> 00:40:12,403 Time for me to be moving on 674 00:40:12,476 --> 00:40:14,467 You gotta stop 675 00:40:14,545 --> 00:40:15,944 You're wrong again 676 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:20,244 Stop... that song again 677 00:40:20,317 --> 00:40:21,784 You've been stepping out 678 00:40:21,852 --> 00:40:23,183 Wild and fancy-free 679 00:40:23,254 --> 00:40:24,744 Now you've had your fun 680 00:40:24,822 --> 00:40:27,313 And you're running back to me 681 00:40:27,391 --> 00:40:29,791 It just can't be if there's no harmony 682 00:40:29,860 --> 00:40:30,986 Then stop... 683 00:40:33,731 --> 00:40:35,426 That song 684 00:40:35,499 --> 00:40:37,865 Let's break it up 685 00:40:37,935 --> 00:40:40,802 You had me fooled, now I'm waking up 686 00:40:40,871 --> 00:40:43,965 I see right through your lies 687 00:40:44,108 --> 00:40:47,976 You made me open my eyes 688 00:40:48,112 --> 00:40:49,204 You gotta stop 689 00:40:49,280 --> 00:40:51,305 You're wrong again 690 00:40:51,382 --> 00:40:52,974 Stop 691 00:40:53,117 --> 00:40:55,085 That song again 692 00:40:55,152 --> 00:40:58,781 It's too late now, I've made up my mind 693 00:40:58,856 --> 00:41:01,950 Being here with you is just a waste of time 694 00:41:02,026 --> 00:41:04,688 Nothing to say, so I'll be on my way 695 00:41:04,762 --> 00:41:06,491 Stop... 696 00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:23,942 You gotta stop 697 00:41:24,014 --> 00:41:25,914 You're wrong again 698 00:41:25,983 --> 00:41:27,575 Stop 699 00:41:27,651 --> 00:41:29,846 That song again 700 00:41:29,920 --> 00:41:32,718 It's too late now, I've made up my mind 701 00:41:32,790 --> 00:41:36,886 Being here with you is just a waste of time 702 00:41:36,961 --> 00:41:39,930 It just can't be if there's no harmony 703 00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:41,089 Then stop 704 00:41:43,701 --> 00:41:45,464 Stop 705 00:41:45,536 --> 00:41:47,436 You're wrong again 706 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:48,904 Stop 707 00:41:48,973 --> 00:41:50,668 That song again 708 00:41:50,741 --> 00:41:51,673 Stop 709 00:41:51,742 --> 00:41:53,642 You're wrong again 710 00:41:53,711 --> 00:41:56,805 You gotta stop that song again 711 00:41:56,881 --> 00:41:59,111 Stop! 712 00:42:04,655 --> 00:42:07,715 All right, we're going to do a little dancing now! 713 00:42:07,791 --> 00:42:08,917 - Hi. - Hi. 714 00:42:08,993 --> 00:42:11,427 Oh, don't tell me this is in the line of duty. 715 00:42:11,495 --> 00:42:13,326 Not to the Navy. 716 00:42:13,397 --> 00:42:14,386 Sit down. 717 00:42:14,465 --> 00:42:15,625 Thank you. 718 00:42:15,699 --> 00:42:17,860 I didn't recognize you with your clothes on. 719 00:42:17,935 --> 00:42:19,459 I wasrt sure it was you, either 720 00:42:19,537 --> 00:42:21,061 without your, uh, photographer. 721 00:42:21,138 --> 00:42:23,163 I'm Dina Bishop. 722 00:42:23,240 --> 00:42:25,470 Miss Dina Bishop. 723 00:42:25,543 --> 00:42:27,670 Ted Jackson, Mr. Ted Jackson. 724 00:42:27,745 --> 00:42:31,374 I keep forgetting that you can call a naval officer "mister." 725 00:42:31,448 --> 00:42:33,279 I'm not exactly in the Navy anymore. 726 00:42:33,350 --> 00:42:36,080 Oh? Oh, I hope my little stunt didn't get you fired. 727 00:42:36,153 --> 00:42:37,279 That had nothing to do with it. 728 00:42:37,354 --> 00:42:38,378 I'm just not on active duty. 729 00:42:38,455 --> 00:42:39,888 Well, great. That means you'll be 730 00:42:39,957 --> 00:42:41,515 around here more often, doesn't it? 731 00:42:41,592 --> 00:42:42,524 All the time. 732 00:42:42,593 --> 00:42:44,925 Would I still be hurting a guy 733 00:42:44,995 --> 00:42:47,691 if I offered to buy him a martini? 734 00:42:47,765 --> 00:42:50,427 I think I could stand the pain. 735 00:42:50,501 --> 00:42:53,334 Look, the Navy paid me to take risks. 736 00:42:53,404 --> 00:42:56,100 What makes you stick your neck out? 737 00:42:56,173 --> 00:42:57,470 Well, I collect excitement 738 00:42:57,541 --> 00:43:00,135 the way most people collect stamps or butterflies. 739 00:43:00,210 --> 00:43:01,905 I prefer people. 740 00:43:01,979 --> 00:43:04,447 Oh, so do I... exciting. 741 00:43:08,319 --> 00:43:09,251 Cheers. 742 00:43:09,320 --> 00:43:10,252 Cheers. 743 00:43:22,633 --> 00:43:25,158 Well, if it isn't the minesweeper. 744 00:43:25,235 --> 00:43:26,793 No pictures, please. 745 00:43:29,740 --> 00:43:31,537 Come on, Dina, let's get out of here. 746 00:43:31,609 --> 00:43:33,236 I'm not through with my drink yet. 747 00:43:33,310 --> 00:43:35,540 I'll buy you a drink someplace else. Come on. 748 00:43:35,613 --> 00:43:36,545 I said later, Gil. 749 00:43:36,614 --> 00:43:37,706 She said later, Gil. 750 00:43:37,781 --> 00:43:39,112 You stay out of it, frogman 751 00:43:39,183 --> 00:43:41,344 or I'll do more than just take your picture. 752 00:43:41,418 --> 00:43:42,646 What'd you have in mind? 753 00:43:49,994 --> 00:43:51,291 What'd you do that for? 754 00:43:51,362 --> 00:43:53,956 I just can't stand seeing grown men fight 755 00:43:54,031 --> 00:43:55,328 unless it's over me. 756 00:43:55,399 --> 00:43:56,832 And besides, it's time to go home 757 00:43:56,900 --> 00:43:58,197 and I promised you'd drive me. 758 00:43:58,268 --> 00:43:59,360 Who'd you promise? 759 00:43:59,436 --> 00:44:00,835 Me. Come on, let's go. 760 00:44:02,306 --> 00:44:05,833 She saved him from getting his teeth knocked out. 761 00:44:05,909 --> 00:44:07,900 She saved somebody. 762 00:44:23,727 --> 00:44:24,659 Hold it. 763 00:44:24,728 --> 00:44:25,695 Oh. 764 00:44:29,566 --> 00:44:31,557 Thank you. 765 00:44:35,005 --> 00:44:36,302 You know, I can't decide 766 00:44:36,373 --> 00:44:38,807 whether I like you better in uniform or out. 767 00:44:38,876 --> 00:44:40,935 You worry about how your Christmas gifts are wrapped? 768 00:44:41,045 --> 00:44:42,239 It's what's inside that counts. 769 00:44:42,312 --> 00:44:44,143 We're a little early for Christmas, aren't we? 770 00:44:44,214 --> 00:44:45,704 Don't you be a last-minute shopper. 771 00:44:47,584 --> 00:44:48,778 Uh, by the way 772 00:44:48,852 --> 00:44:51,616 uh, whatever happened to that manual you started to write? 773 00:44:51,689 --> 00:44:55,056 Oh, I gave it up with my active status. 774 00:44:55,125 --> 00:44:57,320 You always use your shoes for a purse? 775 00:44:57,394 --> 00:44:59,624 Well, it's better than wearing them. 776 00:44:59,697 --> 00:45:02,598 I mean, they're just another hang-up of the modern world 777 00:45:02,666 --> 00:45:05,567 and besides, I like the feel of things against my feet... 778 00:45:05,636 --> 00:45:07,399 wet sand and grass, even carpeting. 779 00:45:07,471 --> 00:45:10,201 You know, it's as though my fingers can't feel enough 780 00:45:10,274 --> 00:45:11,798 and they need my toes to help. 781 00:45:11,875 --> 00:45:12,842 You know something 782 00:45:12,910 --> 00:45:14,673 we have more in common than I thought. 783 00:45:14,745 --> 00:45:16,838 What are you going to do now? 784 00:45:16,914 --> 00:45:18,176 Right now? 785 00:45:18,248 --> 00:45:20,614 No, I mean now that the Navy doesn't take all of your time? 786 00:45:20,684 --> 00:45:21,810 Well, I'd rather talk about 787 00:45:21,885 --> 00:45:23,216 what we're going to do right now. 788 00:45:23,287 --> 00:45:24,447 Well, I don't know about you 789 00:45:24,521 --> 00:45:25,920 but I'm going to stand on my head. 790 00:45:25,989 --> 00:45:27,286 Stand on your head? 791 00:45:30,794 --> 00:45:33,524 Uh, don't you think you're taking this yoga thing 792 00:45:33,597 --> 00:45:34,529 a little too far? 793 00:45:34,598 --> 00:45:36,429 Mmm, it helps me relax. 794 00:45:36,500 --> 00:45:38,627 Would you like to join me? 795 00:45:38,702 --> 00:45:40,192 No, I think I'll sit this one out. 796 00:45:40,270 --> 00:45:41,202 No guts, huh? 797 00:45:41,271 --> 00:45:42,397 What are you doing tomorrow? 798 00:45:42,473 --> 00:45:43,940 What do you have in mind? 799 00:45:44,041 --> 00:45:46,509 Well, I just thought you might like to join our poetry reading. 800 00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:48,943 Well, uh, I'm going to be pretty busy 801 00:45:49,012 --> 00:45:50,877 for the next couple of days... 802 00:45:50,948 --> 00:45:53,143 you know, planning for the future. 803 00:45:53,217 --> 00:45:54,707 How long do you keep this up? 804 00:45:54,785 --> 00:45:56,946 Three or four hours... till I get sleepy. 805 00:45:57,087 --> 00:45:59,885 Three or four hours. 806 00:45:59,957 --> 00:46:03,051 Well, I wouldn't want to keep you awake. 807 00:46:03,127 --> 00:46:04,116 Good night. 808 00:46:04,194 --> 00:46:06,492 Night. 809 00:46:06,563 --> 00:46:08,155 Thanks for bringing me home. 810 00:46:08,232 --> 00:46:09,927 Anytime. 811 00:46:19,009 --> 00:46:22,172 This is the most exciting morning of my life. 812 00:46:22,246 --> 00:46:25,215 I'm actually going for a real treasure. 813 00:46:25,282 --> 00:46:27,716 I've dreamed of this for years 814 00:46:27,785 --> 00:46:30,276 and you'll have really made it happen. 815 00:46:30,354 --> 00:46:32,345 I'm terribly grateful to you two gentlemen. 816 00:46:32,422 --> 00:46:33,912 You did your share, Captain Jack. 817 00:46:33,991 --> 00:46:36,255 Without this equipment we couldn't have made it. 818 00:46:36,326 --> 00:46:38,055 The only thing we could afford to do 819 00:46:38,128 --> 00:46:39,925 was rent this boat and the scuba gear. 820 00:46:39,997 --> 00:46:41,589 The sea breeze... 821 00:46:41,665 --> 00:46:43,394 the ocean air... 822 00:46:43,467 --> 00:46:45,492 the lure of adventure! 823 00:46:47,104 --> 00:46:49,436 The bounding main... 824 00:46:51,108 --> 00:46:52,302 What's the matter? 825 00:46:52,376 --> 00:46:53,934 I... I think I'm sick. 826 00:46:54,044 --> 00:46:55,068 Sick?! 827 00:46:55,145 --> 00:46:56,840 We haven't even cast off yet. 828 00:46:56,914 --> 00:46:59,144 Oh, I'm frightened of the water. 829 00:46:59,216 --> 00:47:01,047 They call it hydrophobia. 830 00:47:01,118 --> 00:47:03,109 Oh, hydrophobia, that's when you foam at the mouth. 831 00:47:03,187 --> 00:47:04,654 I think he's going to. 832 00:47:04,721 --> 00:47:06,882 I thought you were a sea captain. 833 00:47:06,957 --> 00:47:10,984 I had a TV kiddies' adventure program on Saturday mornings. 834 00:47:11,061 --> 00:47:14,087 I was the captain of the good ship "Lollipop." 835 00:47:14,164 --> 00:47:15,256 Get me off! 836 00:47:15,332 --> 00:47:16,264 Let's get him off. 837 00:47:16,333 --> 00:47:17,265 Get me off! 838 00:47:17,334 --> 00:47:18,266 Get me off! 839 00:47:18,335 --> 00:47:19,632 Okay, okay... don't look down! 840 00:47:19,703 --> 00:47:20,635 Don't look down. 841 00:47:20,704 --> 00:47:21,636 Got you. 842 00:47:21,705 --> 00:47:23,263 Here... there you go. 843 00:47:23,340 --> 00:47:26,434 Those kiddies believed all of my sea stories 844 00:47:26,510 --> 00:47:27,636 and I tried 845 00:47:27,711 --> 00:47:29,338 but it was always the same. 846 00:47:29,413 --> 00:47:31,904 I could never make it past the breakwater. 847 00:47:32,015 --> 00:47:34,575 Captain, the breakwater's right over there. 848 00:47:34,651 --> 00:47:35,879 - The breakwater. - Yeah. 849 00:47:35,953 --> 00:47:37,784 He's beautiful. 850 00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:40,050 Well, I guess we'd better unload this, huh? 851 00:47:40,123 --> 00:47:43,251 No, no, no, uh, you can use the equipment. 852 00:47:43,327 --> 00:47:45,795 I'll just charge you by the hour. 853 00:47:45,863 --> 00:47:47,592 It won't do us any good. 854 00:47:47,664 --> 00:47:49,859 We'll need a third man to help. 855 00:47:49,933 --> 00:47:51,298 - Hi, fellas! - Hi, Jo! 856 00:47:51,368 --> 00:47:52,460 What are you doing? 857 00:47:52,536 --> 00:47:53,935 Well, we're just getting ready to... 858 00:47:54,004 --> 00:47:54,936 Do a little fishing! 859 00:47:55,072 --> 00:47:57,438 Fishing? But we're supposed to rehearse. 860 00:47:57,507 --> 00:47:59,475 We're going to rehearse later, hon. 861 00:47:59,543 --> 00:48:00,805 Great, I'll go with you. 862 00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:02,038 Fine, come on! 863 00:48:02,112 --> 00:48:04,239 Hey, help me cover this stuff, will you? 864 00:48:06,383 --> 00:48:07,475 What'd you do that for? 865 00:48:07,551 --> 00:48:09,280 Well, you said you needed a third... 866 00:48:09,353 --> 00:48:10,342 A man, not a girl. 867 00:48:10,420 --> 00:48:11,546 Especially not that girl. 868 00:48:11,622 --> 00:48:12,646 Why not that girl? 869 00:48:12,723 --> 00:48:14,554 I told you. She thinks I'm interested in history 870 00:48:14,625 --> 00:48:15,922 not sunken treasure. 871 00:48:18,262 --> 00:48:20,253 Hey, this is a wild idea. 872 00:48:20,330 --> 00:48:22,662 Hello, Jo. 873 00:48:22,733 --> 00:48:25,725 Captain Jack, is anything wrong? 874 00:48:25,802 --> 00:48:26,894 Nothing's wrong. 875 00:48:26,970 --> 00:48:29,598 He's got hydrophobia, but he won't bite. 876 00:48:29,673 --> 00:48:30,901 Jo, it was nothing. 877 00:48:31,041 --> 00:48:33,703 Just another acute attack of cowardice. 878 00:48:33,777 --> 00:48:36,337 I'll be all right, in a month or two. 879 00:48:36,413 --> 00:48:37,778 Can I get you anything? 880 00:48:37,848 --> 00:48:38,906 A glass of water? 881 00:48:38,982 --> 00:48:40,176 Oh, no, no, not water! 882 00:48:40,250 --> 00:48:42,775 Come on. Then I'll help you back to the shop. 883 00:48:42,853 --> 00:48:44,650 Good idea. Help him back. 884 00:48:44,721 --> 00:48:45,688 Wait for me. 885 00:48:45,756 --> 00:48:47,724 No, never mind about me. 886 00:48:47,791 --> 00:48:50,191 You go. Go, have a good time. 887 00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:53,525 Come on. Let's go. 888 00:48:53,597 --> 00:48:54,529 Yeah, I'm ready. 889 00:48:54,598 --> 00:48:56,088 Look, Jo, we may be out all day. 890 00:48:56,166 --> 00:48:57,861 Well, wonderful, I brought my lunch: 891 00:48:57,935 --> 00:49:00,028 five raw carrots and a jar of prune yogurt. 892 00:49:00,103 --> 00:49:03,732 Prune yogurt... yuck! 893 00:49:03,807 --> 00:49:05,934 I'll cast off the lines. 894 00:49:08,345 --> 00:49:11,280 It won't work, Judd. It just won't work. 895 00:49:11,348 --> 00:49:13,213 Who else you going to get? 896 00:49:13,283 --> 00:49:16,616 And who deserves the split more than she does? 897 00:49:16,687 --> 00:49:19,053 Okay. But we better wait until we're out there 898 00:49:19,122 --> 00:49:20,248 before we deal her in. 899 00:49:20,324 --> 00:49:22,485 She may not be too happy I didn't tell her 900 00:49:22,559 --> 00:49:24,049 about it in the first place. 901 00:49:26,330 --> 00:49:30,096 Stern line's clear. 902 00:49:37,307 --> 00:49:38,433 Thank you. 903 00:49:40,277 --> 00:49:42,142 Hope you feel better, Captain. 904 00:49:42,212 --> 00:49:46,376 Well, if I'm not, don't bury me at sea. 905 00:50:17,247 --> 00:50:19,147 Well, now's as good a time as any. 906 00:50:19,216 --> 00:50:20,911 Look, tell her about the loot. 907 00:50:20,984 --> 00:50:21,916 Build it up. 908 00:50:21,985 --> 00:50:25,216 Every chick I've ever known digs money. 909 00:50:25,288 --> 00:50:26,346 Take over, will ya? 910 00:50:31,228 --> 00:50:32,695 I want to talk to you. 911 00:50:32,763 --> 00:50:33,695 Sure. 912 00:50:33,764 --> 00:50:34,753 You want a carrot? 913 00:50:34,831 --> 00:50:37,356 No, thanks. Only way I like them is in "semas." 914 00:50:37,434 --> 00:50:38,366 What? 915 00:50:38,435 --> 00:50:39,766 Navy talk. 916 00:50:39,836 --> 00:50:41,201 Jo, we're not going fishing. 917 00:50:41,271 --> 00:50:42,295 We're not? 918 00:50:42,372 --> 00:50:44,738 There's something I should have told you earlier 919 00:50:44,808 --> 00:50:47,606 but, uh, now that I waited so long, it's kind of rough. 920 00:50:49,780 --> 00:50:51,304 Watch it, Judd! 921 00:50:51,381 --> 00:50:52,473 Sorry, Ted. 922 00:50:52,549 --> 00:50:53,777 Diving gear? 923 00:50:53,850 --> 00:50:55,818 Hey, wait a minute. You were right. 924 00:50:55,886 --> 00:50:57,478 This wasrt any fishing trip. 925 00:50:57,554 --> 00:50:58,919 I can explain it to you. 926 00:50:58,989 --> 00:50:59,978 You don't have to. 927 00:51:00,090 --> 00:51:01,523 I think I get the picture. 928 00:51:01,591 --> 00:51:03,525 Jo, I found a part of your grandfather's ship 929 00:51:03,593 --> 00:51:04,890 the part with the chest in it. 930 00:51:04,961 --> 00:51:07,361 That's why you came around asking questions? 931 00:51:07,431 --> 00:51:08,921 There wasrt any Navy manual. 932 00:51:09,032 --> 00:51:11,262 You're nothing but a get-rich-quick creep 933 00:51:11,334 --> 00:51:12,323 like all the rest. 934 00:51:12,402 --> 00:51:14,097 Tell her about one-third! 935 00:51:14,171 --> 00:51:16,503 We plan to give you a share, but we need your help. 936 00:51:16,573 --> 00:51:18,200 No. you brought me out here thinking 937 00:51:18,275 --> 00:51:19,333 I'd go along with this? 938 00:51:19,409 --> 00:51:21,775 It was your idea to come out here with us, remember? 939 00:51:21,845 --> 00:51:22,777 You even brought your lunch. 940 00:51:22,846 --> 00:51:23,904 Hey, look! 941 00:51:25,315 --> 00:51:26,282 What do you think they want? 942 00:51:26,349 --> 00:51:27,281 I'm not sure. 943 00:51:27,350 --> 00:51:29,250 There's a gal on board who took my picture 944 00:51:29,319 --> 00:51:30,946 while I was deactivating that mine. 945 00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:33,283 Took your picture? For what? 946 00:51:33,356 --> 00:51:34,380 They were playing games. 947 00:51:34,458 --> 00:51:36,449 He might have seen the wreck while he was down there. 948 00:51:36,526 --> 00:51:37,458 I don't know. 949 00:51:37,527 --> 00:51:38,824 So what do we do now? 950 00:51:38,895 --> 00:51:40,362 We sit here and fish. 951 00:51:58,582 --> 00:51:59,981 Ahoy, there. Where you headed? 952 00:52:00,083 --> 00:52:02,517 Nowhere. Just doing a little fishing. 953 00:52:02,586 --> 00:52:03,575 What about you? 954 00:52:03,653 --> 00:52:04,620 Oh, we're leaving. 955 00:52:04,688 --> 00:52:06,383 On our way to Baja, California. 956 00:52:06,456 --> 00:52:08,924 I didn't want to go without saying good-bye. 957 00:52:08,992 --> 00:52:11,552 Thank you. Have a nice trip. 958 00:52:11,628 --> 00:52:13,687 Thank you. 959 00:52:13,763 --> 00:52:15,754 Kind of funny, you stopping out here to fish. 960 00:52:15,832 --> 00:52:18,232 What's so funny about it? 961 00:52:18,301 --> 00:52:19,928 How come you're the only one fishing? 962 00:52:20,036 --> 00:52:22,834 Hey, what are you, the game warden? 963 00:52:22,906 --> 00:52:26,171 What are you trying to prove, Gil? 964 00:52:26,243 --> 00:52:27,938 Nothing. 965 00:52:28,078 --> 00:52:30,137 Just seems funny, that's all. 966 00:52:30,213 --> 00:52:32,204 Hold it here a minute, will you? 967 00:52:43,226 --> 00:52:44,158 Dina, come here. 968 00:52:44,227 --> 00:52:46,024 I want to show you something. 969 00:52:51,668 --> 00:52:52,794 Look at this. 970 00:52:57,374 --> 00:52:59,399 I was getting a little worried there, buddy. 971 00:52:59,476 --> 00:53:00,909 That cat looked like he was hip 972 00:53:00,977 --> 00:53:02,103 to what we're doing. 973 00:53:02,179 --> 00:53:03,908 I hope they're getting ready to leave. 974 00:53:04,014 --> 00:53:06,244 We won't have too much daylight left as it is. 975 00:53:09,452 --> 00:53:11,716 What do you say we be realistic about this? 976 00:53:11,788 --> 00:53:13,016 I'm not talking to you. 977 00:53:13,089 --> 00:53:14,351 Let's not be childish. 978 00:53:14,424 --> 00:53:15,914 I'm not being childish, I'm just bugged. 979 00:53:16,026 --> 00:53:17,493 You come on like we were robbing a bank. 980 00:53:17,561 --> 00:53:19,085 Well, that's just the way you're acting. 981 00:53:19,162 --> 00:53:20,094 This is stupid. 982 00:53:20,163 --> 00:53:21,425 Look, you give your share to charity 983 00:53:21,498 --> 00:53:23,295 or whatever you want to, but help us bring it up. 984 00:53:23,366 --> 00:53:26,062 All right, I will, if you give your share to charity. 985 00:53:26,136 --> 00:53:27,865 Fine. My favorite charity is me. 986 00:53:27,938 --> 00:53:28,927 That is not what I meant. 987 00:53:29,072 --> 00:53:31,199 We could use the money to set up an arts center 988 00:53:31,274 --> 00:53:32,935 where my friends could live and study 989 00:53:33,009 --> 00:53:34,067 and improve their work. 990 00:53:34,144 --> 00:53:35,076 Those kooks? 991 00:53:35,145 --> 00:53:36,237 They are not kooks. 992 00:53:36,313 --> 00:53:38,474 They're serious artists who just need 993 00:53:38,548 --> 00:53:40,175 a decent place to work. 994 00:53:40,250 --> 00:53:41,182 Is it a deal? 995 00:53:41,251 --> 00:53:42,343 Not that way. 996 00:53:42,419 --> 00:53:44,512 You get a third, I get a third and Judd gets a third. 997 00:53:44,588 --> 00:53:45,520 Mexican standoff. 998 00:53:45,589 --> 00:53:46,851 You're just being hardheaded. 999 00:53:46,923 --> 00:53:48,185 Maybe, but I've got principles 1000 00:53:48,258 --> 00:53:50,226 and that's something you wouldn't understand. 1001 00:53:50,293 --> 00:53:51,885 Hey! We're in trouble! 1002 00:53:51,962 --> 00:53:53,486 You have to help us! 1003 00:53:53,563 --> 00:53:54,894 What's the matter? 1004 00:53:54,965 --> 00:53:56,592 Battery cables are busted. 1005 00:53:56,666 --> 00:53:59,567 Battery cable? You have two engines, don't you? 1006 00:53:59,636 --> 00:54:01,263 Both cables are shot! 1007 00:54:01,338 --> 00:54:03,704 How can both cables wear out at the same time? 1008 00:54:03,773 --> 00:54:05,035 Just unlucky, I guess. 1009 00:54:05,108 --> 00:54:06,803 You'll have to tow us in, Ted. 1010 00:54:06,876 --> 00:54:08,776 Yeah, rule of the sea, you know. 1011 00:54:10,847 --> 00:54:12,678 Okay, throw us a line. 1012 00:54:34,070 --> 00:54:35,367 Thanks for the lift. 1013 00:54:35,438 --> 00:54:37,372 Sorry we spoiled your fishing. 1014 00:54:37,440 --> 00:54:40,034 Forget it. They werert biting, anyway. 1015 00:54:41,411 --> 00:54:43,743 Well, it won't be so bad, you singing at my place. 1016 00:54:43,813 --> 00:54:44,939 It'll be like old times. 1017 00:54:45,015 --> 00:54:46,141 We're not through yet. 1018 00:54:46,216 --> 00:54:47,478 We'll come back tomorrow. 1019 00:54:47,550 --> 00:54:48,744 Not with me, you won't. 1020 00:54:48,818 --> 00:54:50,410 Still won't settle for a third? 1021 00:54:50,487 --> 00:54:53,388 Why should I settle for a third when I can go for broke? 1022 00:54:53,456 --> 00:54:54,388 What does that mean? 1023 00:54:54,457 --> 00:54:56,152 Well, I know where it is now, don't I? 1024 00:54:56,226 --> 00:54:58,456 And, after all, it was on my grandfather's ship. 1025 00:54:58,528 --> 00:54:59,756 You don't have the equipment 1026 00:54:59,829 --> 00:55:01,421 to go treasure hunting on your own. 1027 00:55:01,498 --> 00:55:03,329 Besides, we're going to get there first. 1028 00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:04,367 Well, I can try. 1029 00:55:04,434 --> 00:55:06,231 And even if I don't stand a chance 1030 00:55:06,303 --> 00:55:08,771 I wouldn't help you for anything in the world. 1031 00:55:08,838 --> 00:55:11,807 Okay, so I'm an unprincipled get-rich-quick creep. 1032 00:55:11,875 --> 00:55:13,775 Aside from that, I'm not all bad. 1033 00:55:13,843 --> 00:55:15,174 I'll keep your secret. 1034 00:55:15,245 --> 00:55:16,906 Look, would you like me any better 1035 00:55:17,047 --> 00:55:19,845 if I hated money, grew a beard, and stood on my head? 1036 00:55:19,916 --> 00:55:22,510 Any change would be an improvement. 1037 00:55:22,585 --> 00:55:24,280 Man, that girl is stubborn. 1038 00:55:24,354 --> 00:55:26,879 Listen, I'll talk to her later for you. 1039 00:55:26,956 --> 00:55:28,787 I understand women, you know. 1040 00:55:28,858 --> 00:55:31,452 If you do, you're the first. 1041 00:55:33,997 --> 00:55:35,589 Avast, you lubbers! 1042 00:55:35,665 --> 00:55:37,326 Rig the mainsail! 1043 00:55:37,400 --> 00:55:39,891 Or I'll keelhaul the lot of ya! 1044 00:55:39,969 --> 00:55:42,836 We've got to ride out this storm! 1045 00:55:59,155 --> 00:56:06,186 Ahoy, there, all my little shipmates 1046 00:56:06,262 --> 00:56:08,230 in TV land! 1047 00:56:08,298 --> 00:56:10,425 That was quite a storm we went through. 1048 00:56:13,169 --> 00:56:15,330 Captain Jack is here again this morning 1049 00:56:15,405 --> 00:56:19,705 for Zelda's Cornmeal Mush... 1050 00:56:19,776 --> 00:56:23,735 I'm, uh, just rehearsing a television show 1051 00:56:23,813 --> 00:56:25,007 I used to have. 1052 00:56:25,081 --> 00:56:27,914 I was always a stickler for realism. 1053 00:56:27,984 --> 00:56:29,417 The kids loved it. 1054 00:56:29,486 --> 00:56:31,010 Television show? 1055 00:56:31,087 --> 00:56:33,817 Yes, don't you recognize me? 1056 00:56:33,890 --> 00:56:39,055 Captain Jack of the good ship "Lollipop," remember? 1057 00:56:39,129 --> 00:56:41,029 You're Captain Jack?! 1058 00:56:41,097 --> 00:56:43,657 Yes! Didrt you ever see the show? 1059 00:56:43,733 --> 00:56:44,700 Are you kidding? 1060 00:56:44,768 --> 00:56:47,066 I saw it all the time, and so did all my kids. 1061 00:56:47,137 --> 00:56:48,161 We never missed it. 1062 00:56:48,238 --> 00:56:50,035 How wonderful! 1063 00:56:50,106 --> 00:56:54,042 Well, I'm very, very flattered. 1064 00:56:54,110 --> 00:56:55,737 It's a pleasure to meet you, Captain. 1065 00:56:55,812 --> 00:56:57,370 Oh, thank you very much. 1066 00:56:57,447 --> 00:56:58,846 Oh, I'm awful sorry. 1067 00:56:58,915 --> 00:57:01,213 I-I really didn't mean to do that. 1068 00:57:01,284 --> 00:57:03,548 No, I... That's all right, but... 1069 00:57:03,620 --> 00:57:04,985 But it, it just can't be. 1070 00:57:05,054 --> 00:57:08,114 I mean, you couldn't be the same Captain Jack. 1071 00:57:08,191 --> 00:57:10,523 The same? What do you mean? 1072 00:57:10,593 --> 00:57:12,686 Well, your name was on their equipment. 1073 00:57:12,762 --> 00:57:15,492 I just couldn't believe that my kids' Captain Jack 1074 00:57:15,565 --> 00:57:17,362 was a part of their dirty scheme. 1075 00:57:17,434 --> 00:57:20,301 Well, friend, I don't follow you. 1076 00:57:20,370 --> 00:57:24,033 The scheme to cheat me out of my salvage. 1077 00:57:24,107 --> 00:57:27,338 You mean, you found the treasure? 1078 00:57:27,410 --> 00:57:28,399 Treasure? 1079 00:57:28,478 --> 00:57:29,410 Do you mind? 1080 00:57:29,479 --> 00:57:30,571 Uh, certainly. 1081 00:57:30,647 --> 00:57:32,911 Of course, I found the treasure. 1082 00:57:33,016 --> 00:57:34,381 What do you think? 1083 00:57:34,451 --> 00:57:36,510 And you're in on it with them. 1084 00:57:36,586 --> 00:57:39,714 Oh, you know, I don't know how to tell my kids. 1085 00:57:39,789 --> 00:57:41,279 Well, I don't understand you. 1086 00:57:41,357 --> 00:57:42,289 In what? With whom? 1087 00:57:42,358 --> 00:57:43,916 Those beatnik friends of yours. 1088 00:57:43,993 --> 00:57:45,221 They sabotaged my boat. 1089 00:57:45,295 --> 00:57:46,557 Beatnik friends? 1090 00:57:46,629 --> 00:57:49,496 You mean Jo Symington, Ted and Judd? 1091 00:57:49,566 --> 00:57:50,828 Yeah. Look at this. 1092 00:57:50,900 --> 00:57:53,630 They cut my battery cables to delay me 1093 00:57:53,703 --> 00:57:56,763 so they could bring up the treasure first. 1094 00:57:56,840 --> 00:57:58,171 I can hardly believe that. 1095 00:57:58,241 --> 00:58:01,301 I've known Jo Symington every since she was a little girl. 1096 00:58:01,377 --> 00:58:03,242 She wouldn't do anything like that. 1097 00:58:03,313 --> 00:58:06,248 Well, maybe she was fooled by them 1098 00:58:06,316 --> 00:58:08,284 the same way you were. 1099 00:58:08,351 --> 00:58:09,283 Fooled? 1100 00:58:09,352 --> 00:58:12,753 Hey, I thought there was something fishy 1101 00:58:12,822 --> 00:58:16,155 when they said they were going fishing. 1102 00:58:16,226 --> 00:58:17,352 You sure you're not in on it? 1103 00:58:17,427 --> 00:58:18,359 Of course not! 1104 00:58:18,428 --> 00:58:20,191 Oh, they wanted me to go with them. 1105 00:58:20,263 --> 00:58:22,231 They were even going to cut me in. 1106 00:58:22,298 --> 00:58:23,856 They were going to cut you up 1107 00:58:23,933 --> 00:58:25,525 is what they were going to do. 1108 00:58:25,602 --> 00:58:26,899 Cut you up and dump you. 1109 00:58:27,036 --> 00:58:29,903 Dump me? In the water? 1110 00:58:29,973 --> 00:58:32,441 What do you think? 1111 00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:33,908 But they got all my equipment! 1112 00:58:33,977 --> 00:58:35,842 They're going out again in the morning. 1113 00:58:35,912 --> 00:58:37,174 Ah, that's what they think. 1114 00:58:37,247 --> 00:58:39,477 Boy, I'm sure glad I got here when I did. 1115 00:58:39,549 --> 00:58:41,107 I sure wouldn't want my kids 1116 00:58:41,184 --> 00:58:43,152 to lose their faith in Captain Jack. 1117 00:58:43,219 --> 00:58:44,516 Well, neither would I. 1118 00:58:44,587 --> 00:58:47,078 Good. Now, here's what we're going to do. 1119 00:58:47,156 --> 00:58:48,714 We'll get the equipment... 1120 00:58:50,660 --> 00:58:52,423 How could they know what we were after? 1121 00:58:52,495 --> 00:58:54,554 Well, what about that picture Gil took, huh? 1122 00:58:54,631 --> 00:58:57,156 Maybe that gave him a clue. 1123 00:58:57,233 --> 00:58:58,200 That might be it. 1124 00:58:58,268 --> 00:59:00,463 Either that or they're just guessing. 1125 00:59:01,938 --> 00:59:03,872 Well, here's your chance to find out now. 1126 00:59:03,973 --> 00:59:05,099 Yeah, I'll do that. 1127 00:59:06,276 --> 00:59:07,436 - Hi. - Oh, hi! 1128 00:59:07,510 --> 00:59:08,442 Ted... 1129 00:59:08,511 --> 00:59:10,570 - Excuse me. - Sure. 1130 00:59:10,647 --> 00:59:12,706 Listen, what about Jo? She's pretty mad. 1131 00:59:12,782 --> 00:59:14,477 She hasn't shown up here tonight. 1132 00:59:14,551 --> 00:59:16,519 Look, why don't you go up to her house 1133 00:59:16,586 --> 00:59:17,848 and see what you can do? 1134 00:59:17,921 --> 00:59:19,286 I'll meet you there later. 1135 00:59:19,355 --> 00:59:21,152 Okay. 1136 00:59:21,224 --> 00:59:23,385 I'm sorry about your having to tow us. 1137 00:59:23,459 --> 00:59:24,858 I hope you're not angry. 1138 00:59:24,928 --> 00:59:26,054 Courtesy of the sea. 1139 00:59:26,129 --> 00:59:27,426 Can I buy you a drink? 1140 00:59:27,497 --> 00:59:30,227 Why don't we go someplace where we can be alone? 1141 00:59:30,300 --> 00:59:33,064 My place? Your place? The beach? 1142 00:59:33,136 --> 00:59:34,398 Your boat's closer. 1143 00:59:34,470 --> 00:59:35,835 Oh, no, not my boat. 1144 00:59:35,905 --> 00:59:37,270 Why not your boat? 1145 00:59:37,340 --> 00:59:38,500 Well, first of all 1146 00:59:38,575 --> 00:59:41,908 I'm all out of champagne, and Gil might be there. 1147 00:59:41,978 --> 00:59:43,309 My car's outside. 1148 00:59:43,379 --> 00:59:46,576 Why don't we go for a nice, long drive? 1149 00:59:50,286 --> 00:59:51,913 Oh, that's my car over there. 1150 00:59:52,021 --> 00:59:54,046 You really have it made, don't you? 1151 00:59:54,123 --> 00:59:56,751 Fancy car, expensive boat... the whole works. 1152 00:59:56,826 --> 00:59:58,088 Jealous? 1153 00:59:58,161 --> 00:59:59,822 Sure. I'd like to have it myself. 1154 00:59:59,896 --> 01:00:02,262 Where I come from, we didn't even wear shoes. 1155 01:00:02,332 --> 01:00:05,267 That must be why you like girls who go barefooted. 1156 01:00:05,335 --> 01:00:07,166 Girls? Barefooted? 1157 01:00:07,236 --> 01:00:10,933 Jo. She's kind of a beatnik, isn't she? 1158 01:00:11,007 --> 01:00:13,066 Well, if that means happily broke 1159 01:00:13,142 --> 01:00:15,610 and full of all kind of crazy principles 1160 01:00:15,678 --> 01:00:16,940 that's what she is. 1161 01:00:17,013 --> 01:00:19,948 Uh, look, you said you were going fishing tomorrow. 1162 01:00:20,083 --> 01:00:22,608 How about signing me on as your first mate? 1163 01:00:22,685 --> 01:00:24,949 I don't have any principles. 1164 01:00:25,021 --> 01:00:26,613 I thought you were on your way south. 1165 01:00:26,689 --> 01:00:28,589 Oh, Gil said it would take three days 1166 01:00:28,658 --> 01:00:29,955 to fix the battery cables. 1167 01:00:30,026 --> 01:00:31,288 That's funny. 1168 01:00:31,361 --> 01:00:33,124 I never heard of two cables going at once. 1169 01:00:33,196 --> 01:00:34,288 Oh, I don't know. 1170 01:00:34,364 --> 01:00:36,298 I guess they wear out like anything else. 1171 01:00:36,366 --> 01:00:38,561 It's a good thing we were close when it happened. 1172 01:00:38,635 --> 01:00:40,967 Gil said we're lucky we werert further out to sea. 1173 01:00:41,037 --> 01:00:42,629 What's with Gil, anyway? 1174 01:00:42,705 --> 01:00:45,799 He's just a poor boy who wants to be rich. 1175 01:00:45,875 --> 01:00:47,308 Can't hate him for that. 1176 01:00:47,377 --> 01:00:48,810 Oh, I don't hate him. 1177 01:00:48,878 --> 01:00:50,903 He's very useful to have around 1178 01:00:50,980 --> 01:00:52,743 but anyone I take seriously 1179 01:00:52,815 --> 01:00:55,147 would have to have as much as I do. 1180 01:00:55,218 --> 01:00:58,153 Otherwise, I'd never know if he wanted me for me. 1181 01:00:58,221 --> 01:01:00,382 So until the right millionaire comes along 1182 01:01:00,456 --> 01:01:02,083 it's just fun and games, right? 1183 01:01:02,158 --> 01:01:04,456 You can't hate me for that. 1184 01:01:07,830 --> 01:01:08,922 Get in. 1185 01:01:08,998 --> 01:01:09,930 No, thanks. 1186 01:01:09,999 --> 01:01:11,432 I'm going down to my boat. 1187 01:01:11,501 --> 01:01:12,763 At this time of night? 1188 01:01:12,835 --> 01:01:14,632 What's so important down there? 1189 01:01:14,704 --> 01:01:16,535 I got Captain Jack's equipment on board. 1190 01:01:16,606 --> 01:01:17,834 Nobody's watching it. 1191 01:01:17,907 --> 01:01:19,374 So, if it's all the same with you 1192 01:01:19,442 --> 01:01:20,875 I'll take a rain check. 1193 01:01:20,943 --> 01:01:23,309 I don't give rain checks! 1194 01:02:07,490 --> 01:02:09,924 Gil? Is that you? 1195 01:02:09,992 --> 01:02:10,924 It's not Gil. It's me. 1196 01:02:10,993 --> 01:02:11,925 Oh, oh, oh, it's you. 1197 01:02:11,994 --> 01:02:12,926 That's what I said. 1198 01:02:12,995 --> 01:02:13,927 Don't you hit me! 1199 01:02:13,996 --> 01:02:15,258 I'm not going to hit you. 1200 01:02:15,331 --> 01:02:16,263 I just want to know 1201 01:02:16,332 --> 01:02:17,924 what you're doing with my equipment. 1202 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:18,932 It isn't your equipment. 1203 01:02:19,001 --> 01:02:20,093 It's my equipment. 1204 01:02:20,169 --> 01:02:21,864 I rented it from you by the hour, remember? 1205 01:02:21,938 --> 01:02:23,599 Yeah, and your hour was up ten hours ago. 1206 01:02:23,673 --> 01:02:24,935 I've rented it to someone else. 1207 01:02:25,007 --> 01:02:26,269 What are you talking about? 1208 01:02:26,342 --> 01:02:28,537 Oh, I should have known you were a crook. 1209 01:02:28,611 --> 01:02:29,908 Your face is too honest. 1210 01:02:29,979 --> 01:02:31,947 I know all about your little scheme. 1211 01:02:32,014 --> 01:02:33,447 Gil told me. 1212 01:02:33,516 --> 01:02:34,949 You would have dumped me overboard 1213 01:02:35,084 --> 01:02:36,551 and disappeared with the treasure 1214 01:02:36,619 --> 01:02:37,881 and my equipment. 1215 01:02:37,954 --> 01:02:39,785 I don't remember inviting you aboard. 1216 01:02:39,856 --> 01:02:41,255 What are you trying to pull? 1217 01:02:41,324 --> 01:02:43,622 Just looking out for Captain Jack's interests 1218 01:02:43,693 --> 01:02:44,785 as well as my own. 1219 01:02:44,861 --> 01:02:46,055 I rented him my equipment. 1220 01:02:46,129 --> 01:02:48,290 His face is so crooked, he's got to be honest. 1221 01:02:48,364 --> 01:02:49,456 Thanks a lot. 1222 01:02:49,532 --> 01:02:50,590 He's been lying to you, Captain. 1223 01:02:50,666 --> 01:02:52,463 He's just trying to get the equipment away from us. 1224 01:02:52,535 --> 01:02:53,524 Don't listen to him, Captain. 1225 01:02:53,603 --> 01:02:54,763 If I were you, I'd get out of here 1226 01:02:54,837 --> 01:02:55,963 before the Coast Guard picks you up 1227 01:02:56,105 --> 01:02:57,129 for cutting my battery cables. 1228 01:02:57,206 --> 01:02:58,138 Listen to me, Captain. 1229 01:02:58,207 --> 01:02:59,139 He knows we can't get the gear 1230 01:02:59,208 --> 01:03:00,607 from anybody else by tomorrow morning. 1231 01:03:00,676 --> 01:03:02,906 He's just trying to delay us so he can get out there first. 1232 01:03:02,979 --> 01:03:04,241 That's what he did to me! 1233 01:03:04,313 --> 01:03:05,746 Wait a minute! I'm getting dizzy. 1234 01:03:05,815 --> 01:03:08,750 Captain, do you think a Navy man would lie to you? 1235 01:03:08,818 --> 01:03:09,910 That's right. 1236 01:03:09,986 --> 01:03:11,920 You were in the Navy, werert you? 1237 01:03:12,054 --> 01:03:13,919 But his children believe in me. 1238 01:03:13,990 --> 01:03:15,753 Children?! He's not even married! 1239 01:03:15,825 --> 01:03:17,087 That is a horrible thing to say. 1240 01:03:17,160 --> 01:03:18,092 That's right, friend. 1241 01:03:18,161 --> 01:03:19,093 That's a horrible thing to say 1242 01:03:19,162 --> 01:03:20,094 Now, let's just get... 1243 01:03:20,163 --> 01:03:21,562 Now, wait a minute, boys. Wait a minute. 1244 01:03:21,631 --> 01:03:22,791 You're going to hurt each other! 1245 01:03:22,865 --> 01:03:23,832 Out of the way, Captain! 1246 01:03:23,900 --> 01:03:26,130 Come on, let's get out of here! 1247 01:03:30,006 --> 01:03:31,735 All right, so I play dirty. 1248 01:03:31,808 --> 01:03:34,504 The name of the game is "Finders Keepers." 1249 01:03:34,577 --> 01:03:35,669 That's right, and I found it. 1250 01:03:35,745 --> 01:03:36,837 But you got to bring it up 1251 01:03:36,913 --> 01:03:38,073 in order to keep it, buddy. 1252 01:03:38,147 --> 01:03:40,274 And how you going to do that by tomorrow morning? 1253 01:03:40,349 --> 01:03:42,112 Dina and I have all the equipment. 1254 01:03:42,185 --> 01:03:43,277 Dina? 1255 01:03:43,352 --> 01:03:44,876 Whose idea do you think this was? 1256 01:03:44,954 --> 01:03:46,854 I'll straighten her out. 1257 01:04:45,648 --> 01:04:47,138 Gangway! 1258 01:05:11,507 --> 01:05:13,407 Captain Jack! 1259 01:05:13,476 --> 01:05:15,910 Go away! Go away! I'm closed! 1260 01:05:15,978 --> 01:05:17,206 But I need that equipment. 1261 01:05:17,280 --> 01:05:18,406 I'm willing to buy it. 1262 01:05:18,481 --> 01:05:19,743 I'm not selling it. 1263 01:05:19,815 --> 01:05:22,283 And I'm not renting it to either one of you. 1264 01:05:22,351 --> 01:05:24,546 You're both a couple of greedy rascals. 1265 01:05:24,620 --> 01:05:26,611 If you'll just give me a chance to talk to you! 1266 01:05:26,689 --> 01:05:29,055 Now, go away now, before I call the police. 1267 01:05:29,125 --> 01:05:32,526 They're paid to protect people like me from people like you. 1268 01:05:32,595 --> 01:05:34,426 Captain, listen to me, will you? 1269 01:05:34,497 --> 01:05:36,192 Help! Police! Help! Police! 1270 01:05:36,265 --> 01:05:38,927 Help! Police! 1271 01:05:39,001 --> 01:05:40,969 It's nothing. Just a joke. 1272 01:06:11,133 --> 01:06:12,566 Close the door, man. 1273 01:06:12,635 --> 01:06:14,398 You're creating a vacuum. 1274 01:06:14,470 --> 01:06:15,937 Sorry. 1275 01:06:40,997 --> 01:06:42,624 Pierre! 1276 01:06:44,333 --> 01:06:45,766 I'm not Pierre. 1277 01:06:45,835 --> 01:06:48,269 Oh. Well, you're lucky, anyway. 1278 01:06:48,337 --> 01:06:50,601 I belong over in that corner over there. 1279 01:06:50,673 --> 01:06:53,767 Oh, but getting there is half the fun. 1280 01:06:53,843 --> 01:06:55,811 If you'll excuse me... 1281 01:07:02,018 --> 01:07:03,451 What are you protesting? 1282 01:07:03,519 --> 01:07:04,884 Well, if you don't know 1283 01:07:05,021 --> 01:07:06,989 I'm certainly not going to tell you. 1284 01:07:14,296 --> 01:07:15,558 Welcome, partner. 1285 01:07:15,631 --> 01:07:16,893 Partner? 1286 01:07:16,966 --> 01:07:18,558 Judd convinced me to go along with you. 1287 01:07:18,634 --> 01:07:20,295 I'm going to tell the kids about it now. 1288 01:07:20,369 --> 01:07:21,734 Wait a minute. 1289 01:07:24,306 --> 01:07:27,298 Quiet! Quiet, everybody! Quiet! 1290 01:07:27,376 --> 01:07:29,901 Listen, everybody! Listen! 1291 01:07:29,979 --> 01:07:32,573 I want to tell you something beautiful! 1292 01:07:32,648 --> 01:07:34,411 Cinderella is a junkie! 1293 01:07:36,485 --> 01:07:38,248 Cigarettes are good for your lungs! 1294 01:07:39,488 --> 01:07:40,750 Better than that! 1295 01:07:40,823 --> 01:07:42,916 We're going to have that arts center we've wanted. 1296 01:07:44,493 --> 01:07:47,792 I can't tell you how just yet... that's a surprise... 1297 01:07:47,863 --> 01:07:51,094 but we owe thanks to Ted Jackson and Judd Whitman! 1298 01:07:53,269 --> 01:07:54,634 I wish you hadrt done that. 1299 01:07:54,703 --> 01:07:55,931 What I started to tell you 1300 01:07:56,038 --> 01:07:57,938 is we may not be able to go tomorrow. 1301 01:07:58,007 --> 01:07:59,099 What do you mean? 1302 01:07:59,175 --> 01:08:00,267 What's happened? 1303 01:08:00,342 --> 01:08:01,969 Dina and Gil found out about the treasure. 1304 01:08:02,044 --> 01:08:04,103 They conned Captain Jack into thinking we were crooks 1305 01:08:04,180 --> 01:08:05,545 so he'd rent the equipment to them. 1306 01:08:05,614 --> 01:08:06,706 Oh, no. 1307 01:08:06,782 --> 01:08:07,874 They've got our equipment. 1308 01:08:07,983 --> 01:08:09,075 No. Captain Jack decided 1309 01:08:09,151 --> 01:08:11,278 not to rent the equipment to either one of us. 1310 01:08:11,353 --> 01:08:12,650 But that's the only stuff available. 1311 01:08:12,721 --> 01:08:13,653 What are we going to do? 1312 01:08:13,722 --> 01:08:14,689 He's an old friend of yours. 1313 01:08:14,757 --> 01:08:16,054 Maybe you could get it back for us. 1314 01:08:16,125 --> 01:08:17,057 I could try. 1315 01:08:17,126 --> 01:08:18,354 Look, if we cut out of here now 1316 01:08:18,427 --> 01:08:19,359 we can be on the dock 1317 01:08:19,428 --> 01:08:20,793 by the time he opens up. Let's go. 1318 01:08:20,863 --> 01:08:23,093 Excuse us, folks. 1319 01:08:23,165 --> 01:08:24,462 Excuse me. 1320 01:08:24,533 --> 01:08:25,830 Excuse us. 1321 01:08:25,901 --> 01:08:27,232 Excuse me. 1322 01:08:27,303 --> 01:08:30,397 Hey, Judd... Judd, this is no good. 1323 01:08:30,473 --> 01:08:31,906 I got a better idea. 1324 01:08:31,974 --> 01:08:34,442 Lend me your trumpet, will you, pal? 1325 01:08:34,510 --> 01:08:36,410 Give me a blast on the horn. 1326 01:08:38,981 --> 01:08:40,573 Everybody! Everybody! 1327 01:08:40,649 --> 01:08:41,911 Just a minute! 1328 01:08:41,984 --> 01:08:43,576 Listen to me just a second! 1329 01:08:43,652 --> 01:08:45,415 I've got a story to tell you. 1330 01:08:49,792 --> 01:08:51,589 Oh, Jonah, he was desperate 1331 01:08:51,660 --> 01:08:53,924 In the belly of the whale 1332 01:08:53,996 --> 01:08:55,554 But Jonah had a plan 1333 01:08:55,631 --> 01:08:57,098 He knew he couldn't fail 1334 01:09:01,670 --> 01:09:03,695 He raised his head on high 1335 01:09:03,772 --> 01:09:05,865 Like looking for the sky 1336 01:09:05,941 --> 01:09:07,875 And sang a song so pretty 1337 01:09:07,943 --> 01:09:09,376 The whale told him good-bye 1338 01:09:09,445 --> 01:09:12,039 You've got to sing, you children, sing 1339 01:09:12,114 --> 01:09:13,877 Sing, you children, sing 1340 01:09:13,949 --> 01:09:15,712 I only know one thing 1341 01:09:15,784 --> 01:09:17,149 Hey, hey, hey 1342 01:09:17,219 --> 01:09:19,050 Sing, you children, sing 1343 01:09:19,121 --> 01:09:20,053 Everybody! 1344 01:09:20,122 --> 01:09:21,885 Sing, you children, sing 1345 01:09:21,957 --> 01:09:25,688 Sing your troubles away 1346 01:09:25,761 --> 01:09:27,729 Well, Moses said, "Good Lord 1347 01:09:27,796 --> 01:09:29,559 "Open up these waters for me 1348 01:09:29,632 --> 01:09:31,532 "So I can get your children 1349 01:09:31,600 --> 01:09:33,761 Across the salty sea" 1350 01:09:37,473 --> 01:09:39,737 Oh, the Lord parted the waters 1351 01:09:39,808 --> 01:09:41,742 And, singing hand-in-hand 1352 01:09:41,810 --> 01:09:43,744 Moses and the children 1353 01:09:43,812 --> 01:09:45,746 Walked over to the promised land 1354 01:09:45,814 --> 01:09:47,748 Sing, you children, sing 1355 01:09:47,816 --> 01:09:50,046 Sing, you children, sing 1356 01:09:50,119 --> 01:09:51,586 I only know one thing 1357 01:09:51,654 --> 01:09:53,747 Hey, hey, hey! 1358 01:09:53,822 --> 01:09:55,084 Sing, you children, sing 1359 01:09:55,157 --> 01:09:56,089 Everybody! 1360 01:09:56,158 --> 01:09:57,750 Sing, you children, sing 1361 01:09:57,826 --> 01:10:00,920 Sing your troubles away 1362 01:10:00,996 --> 01:10:05,092 You've got to sing your troubles away 1363 01:10:05,167 --> 01:10:09,263 Sing your troubles away 1364 01:10:09,338 --> 01:10:12,796 Sing your troubles away 1365 01:10:13,842 --> 01:10:16,777 Sing your troubles away. 1366 01:10:20,015 --> 01:10:21,949 Hey, my car... it's gone! 1367 01:10:22,017 --> 01:10:23,416 Are you sure you parked it here? 1368 01:10:23,485 --> 01:10:25,077 Positive. Hey, how did you get here? 1369 01:10:25,154 --> 01:10:26,951 Like everybody else... in Jo's shuttle bus. 1370 01:10:27,089 --> 01:10:28,522 Let's take the shuttle bus. 1371 01:10:28,591 --> 01:10:30,650 It's on a trip, and won't be back for two hours. 1372 01:10:30,726 --> 01:10:31,954 Maybe somebody moved it. 1373 01:10:32,061 --> 01:10:33,323 A two-hour trip. 1374 01:10:33,395 --> 01:10:35,158 What did you use, one or two lumps? 1375 01:10:35,231 --> 01:10:36,789 Hey, you looking for something? 1376 01:10:36,865 --> 01:10:38,298 Yeah. My car. 1377 01:10:38,367 --> 01:10:39,959 - Was it a convertible? - Yep. 1378 01:10:40,035 --> 01:10:40,967 Was it red? 1379 01:10:41,036 --> 01:10:41,968 Yeah. That's it. 1380 01:10:42,071 --> 01:10:45,302 Was the license number S-l-B-9... 1381 01:10:45,374 --> 01:10:46,932 9-1-2. 1382 01:10:47,009 --> 01:10:47,976 Right. 1383 01:10:48,043 --> 01:10:49,943 Have you seen it? 1384 01:10:53,048 --> 01:10:54,640 Well, Here it is. 1385 01:10:54,717 --> 01:10:55,979 Oh, no. 1386 01:10:56,051 --> 01:10:57,313 I don't believe it. 1387 01:10:57,386 --> 01:10:58,717 Isn't it the living end? 1388 01:10:58,787 --> 01:11:00,982 It's the first automobile mobile I've ever done. 1389 01:11:01,056 --> 01:11:04,116 But, Zoltan, I told you you've got to ask permission. 1390 01:11:04,193 --> 01:11:08,129 I'm sorry, but I just couldn't help myself. 1391 01:11:08,197 --> 01:11:11,132 I call it "Over the Underpass." 1392 01:11:11,200 --> 01:11:12,929 Look, buddy, we needed this car now! 1393 01:11:13,002 --> 01:11:14,629 Put it in a bag. We're in a hurry. 1394 01:11:14,703 --> 01:11:17,194 I'll put it all back together again by noon tomorrow. 1395 01:11:17,273 --> 01:11:19,138 We got to get to the harbor tonight! 1396 01:11:19,208 --> 01:11:21,768 Hey, why don't you take my car! 1397 01:11:21,844 --> 01:11:23,277 Where is it hanging? 1398 01:11:23,345 --> 01:11:25,813 No, it's outside. Come on! 1399 01:11:32,187 --> 01:11:33,814 It runs even better than it looks. 1400 01:11:33,889 --> 01:11:34,821 I hope so. 1401 01:11:34,890 --> 01:11:36,949 We cannot be seen on the streets in that. 1402 01:11:37,059 --> 01:11:39,357 We can't help but be seen on the streets in that. 1403 01:11:39,428 --> 01:11:41,953 I do not have to take your insults, you know. 1404 01:11:42,097 --> 01:11:43,086 Zoltan, wait a minute! 1405 01:11:43,165 --> 01:11:45,292 Hold it, Zoltan... it's better than nothing. 1406 01:11:45,367 --> 01:11:46,299 It's lovely, Zoltan. 1407 01:11:46,368 --> 01:11:47,300 Yeah, it's lovely. 1408 01:11:47,369 --> 01:11:48,358 Come on, let's go. 1409 01:11:48,437 --> 01:11:49,734 Come on. Here. Get in. 1410 01:11:52,941 --> 01:11:55,409 Hey, how do you start this thing? 1411 01:11:55,477 --> 01:11:58,708 Push the button marked "Go-Go." 1412 01:11:58,781 --> 01:12:00,442 "Go-Go." 1413 01:12:19,668 --> 01:12:21,397 Hey, what's the matter with this thing?! 1414 01:12:21,470 --> 01:12:23,938 It's probably out of gas! 1415 01:12:24,039 --> 01:12:25,768 Why didn't you tell us that to begin with? 1416 01:12:25,841 --> 01:12:27,604 You never asked. 1417 01:12:27,676 --> 01:12:29,143 Where's the nearest service station? 1418 01:12:29,211 --> 01:12:32,203 About a half a mile down the road. 1419 01:12:32,281 --> 01:12:33,942 Jo, take the wheel. 1420 01:12:34,016 --> 01:12:36,177 Judd, let's push. 1421 01:12:41,357 --> 01:12:42,346 Put it in neutral. 1422 01:12:42,424 --> 01:12:43,482 Take the brake off. 1423 01:12:43,559 --> 01:12:44,526 Right. 1424 01:12:59,575 --> 01:13:01,406 Hey. Wait, wait, wait a minute. 1425 01:13:01,477 --> 01:13:03,502 Let's, let's, let's take five, huh? 1426 01:13:03,579 --> 01:13:04,910 No, we can't stop now. 1427 01:13:11,987 --> 01:13:12,919 I didn't do it. 1428 01:13:12,988 --> 01:13:13,920 I'll change the tire. 1429 01:13:13,989 --> 01:13:14,921 You go to the station 1430 01:13:14,990 --> 01:13:16,457 and bring back a five-gallon can. 1431 01:13:16,525 --> 01:13:17,457 Of gas? 1432 01:13:17,526 --> 01:13:18,584 Yeah, gas! And run. 1433 01:13:18,660 --> 01:13:20,150 All right, I'm running. 1434 01:13:26,535 --> 01:13:28,503 Captain? 1435 01:13:28,570 --> 01:13:31,835 Captain! Captain Jack! 1436 01:13:31,907 --> 01:13:33,135 Huh? 1437 01:13:33,208 --> 01:13:34,334 Captain Jack! 1438 01:13:34,410 --> 01:13:35,934 Yes, I'm Captain Jack! 1439 01:13:36,011 --> 01:13:37,273 Is anyone there? 1440 01:13:37,346 --> 01:13:39,780 Oh, wait a minute, wait a minute! 1441 01:13:39,848 --> 01:13:41,281 Please help me! 1442 01:13:41,350 --> 01:13:44,285 All right, all right, I'm coming! 1443 01:13:44,353 --> 01:13:46,218 Please let me in! 1444 01:13:46,288 --> 01:13:50,281 I don't sleep in my clothes, you know! 1445 01:13:50,359 --> 01:13:51,485 I need your help! 1446 01:13:51,560 --> 01:13:52,686 Take it easy! 1447 01:13:52,761 --> 01:13:54,558 Don't break the door down! 1448 01:13:54,630 --> 01:13:58,327 Hurry, hurry, please! 1449 01:13:59,902 --> 01:14:00,960 Who is it?! 1450 01:14:01,036 --> 01:14:02,094 Who's there? 1451 01:14:02,171 --> 01:14:03,695 Captain! I need your help. 1452 01:14:03,772 --> 01:14:04,898 Please open up. 1453 01:14:04,973 --> 01:14:06,463 It's 4:00 the morning! 1454 01:14:06,542 --> 01:14:08,737 It's a matter of life and death. 1455 01:14:08,811 --> 01:14:10,711 You've just got to help me! 1456 01:14:10,779 --> 01:14:12,940 Oh. Well, just a minute. 1457 01:14:15,784 --> 01:14:16,910 What is it? 1458 01:14:16,985 --> 01:14:17,917 What's the matter? 1459 01:14:17,986 --> 01:14:18,918 I'm in trouble. 1460 01:14:18,987 --> 01:14:20,249 I'm in terrible trouble. 1461 01:14:20,322 --> 01:14:21,254 Well, what can I do? 1462 01:14:21,323 --> 01:14:22,585 I need your help desperately. 1463 01:14:22,658 --> 01:14:23,590 Please come with me. 1464 01:14:23,659 --> 01:14:25,718 Well, couldn't we do this some other time? 1465 01:14:25,794 --> 01:14:26,852 Shh! Don't talk. 1466 01:14:26,929 --> 01:14:27,861 We may be overheard. 1467 01:14:27,930 --> 01:14:28,862 Please come with me. 1468 01:14:28,931 --> 01:14:30,159 Well, wait'll I get my shirt. 1469 01:14:34,670 --> 01:14:36,661 Young lady, if you're in some kind of trouble 1470 01:14:36,738 --> 01:14:37,932 you should call the police. 1471 01:14:38,006 --> 01:14:39,132 No, I can't. 1472 01:14:39,208 --> 01:14:40,903 I don't think I'd better get involved. 1473 01:14:40,976 --> 01:14:43,103 Listen, does your country mean anything to you? 1474 01:14:43,178 --> 01:14:44,270 I mean, anything at all? 1475 01:14:44,346 --> 01:14:45,938 My country... of course it does! 1476 01:14:46,048 --> 01:14:48,278 Well, then, come on, don't ask questions. 1477 01:14:48,350 --> 01:14:49,874 Well, let me put my shirt on. 1478 01:14:49,952 --> 01:14:51,385 I catch cold very easily. 1479 01:15:15,611 --> 01:15:16,703 Where are we going? 1480 01:15:16,778 --> 01:15:17,710 Shh! 1481 01:15:17,779 --> 01:15:19,906 We have to hurry... he's coming! 1482 01:15:19,982 --> 01:15:21,279 Who's coming? 1483 01:15:23,385 --> 01:15:24,317 What is it? 1484 01:15:24,386 --> 01:15:25,546 What's going on? 1485 01:15:25,621 --> 01:15:27,316 We've got to get aboard. 1486 01:15:27,389 --> 01:15:30,449 Oh, I don't like boats and I don't like... 1487 01:15:30,526 --> 01:15:31,584 Hurry! 1488 01:15:31,660 --> 01:15:33,685 Why do we have to hurry? 1489 01:15:35,330 --> 01:15:36,592 Come on, over here. 1490 01:15:36,665 --> 01:15:38,599 We have to hide. 1491 01:15:38,667 --> 01:15:41,135 Hurry, stay down. 1492 01:15:41,203 --> 01:15:42,932 How long have we got to stay here? 1493 01:15:43,005 --> 01:15:45,439 Not long. Shh! 1494 01:15:51,680 --> 01:15:52,669 What was that? 1495 01:15:52,748 --> 01:15:55,342 Nothing. Relax. 1496 01:15:55,417 --> 01:15:57,476 Yeah. Relax. 1497 01:15:57,553 --> 01:15:58,952 Dina! 1498 01:15:59,021 --> 01:16:00,488 Who's that? 1499 01:16:00,556 --> 01:16:01,682 It's him. 1500 01:16:01,757 --> 01:16:03,190 Him? Who him? 1501 01:16:03,258 --> 01:16:04,850 Well, come and meet him. 1502 01:16:08,163 --> 01:16:09,289 You! 1503 01:16:09,364 --> 01:16:10,797 Glad to have you aboard, Captain... 1504 01:16:10,866 --> 01:16:11,890 you and your equipment. 1505 01:16:11,967 --> 01:16:14,128 I hope you'll forgive us for being so devious 1506 01:16:14,202 --> 01:16:15,635 but we were pressed for time. 1507 01:16:15,704 --> 01:16:17,296 I'll have you both arrested for this. 1508 01:16:17,372 --> 01:16:18,304 Keep him down here. 1509 01:16:18,373 --> 01:16:19,305 I'll go cast off. 1510 01:16:19,374 --> 01:16:20,432 Cast off? 1511 01:16:20,509 --> 01:16:21,771 You mean you're going to sea? 1512 01:16:21,843 --> 01:16:22,775 Sure we are. 1513 01:16:22,844 --> 01:16:23,902 Get me off! Get me off! 1514 01:16:23,979 --> 01:16:25,378 Now, now, Captain, just relax. 1515 01:16:25,447 --> 01:16:27,915 If you make a fuss, I'll have to clap you in irons. 1516 01:16:27,983 --> 01:16:29,917 I'm going to sea. 1517 01:16:29,985 --> 01:16:32,920 Ah... 1518 01:16:32,988 --> 01:16:34,114 Captain? 1519 01:16:34,189 --> 01:16:36,123 Captain Jack? Captain Jack? 1520 01:16:36,191 --> 01:16:38,125 Are you all right? Captain? 1521 01:16:38,193 --> 01:16:39,785 Well, we blew the whole night doing it 1522 01:16:39,861 --> 01:16:41,795 but at least we got enough gas to get there. 1523 01:16:41,863 --> 01:16:44,127 Yeah, if that spare tire holds out. 1524 01:16:44,199 --> 01:16:46,929 I sure hope Captain Jack sleeps late today. 1525 01:16:47,069 --> 01:16:48,593 Can't you go any faster? 1526 01:16:48,670 --> 01:16:49,659 That's all she's got. 1527 01:16:49,738 --> 01:16:51,103 Hey, look at the speedometer. 1528 01:16:51,173 --> 01:16:53,266 It says, "Rare," "Medium," and "Well-Done." 1529 01:16:53,342 --> 01:16:55,742 Yeah, my stove cooks goulash at 50 miles an hour. 1530 01:16:55,811 --> 01:16:59,212 Zoltan doesn't care where he gets his parts. 1531 01:16:59,281 --> 01:17:01,272 Wake me if we get there. 1532 01:17:09,491 --> 01:17:10,822 Captain Jack! 1533 01:17:10,892 --> 01:17:11,881 Looks like he's gone. 1534 01:17:12,027 --> 01:17:12,994 So's the equipment. 1535 01:17:13,061 --> 01:17:14,722 I bet Gil and Dina are gone, too. 1536 01:17:14,796 --> 01:17:15,763 Come on. 1537 01:17:27,175 --> 01:17:28,904 Hey, look! Dina's boat's gone, too. 1538 01:17:29,044 --> 01:17:30,102 What did I tell you? 1539 01:17:30,178 --> 01:17:31,338 Cast off! 1540 01:17:32,848 --> 01:17:34,145 Hey, look at this! 1541 01:17:36,685 --> 01:17:37,913 "Finders Keepers, Lover." 1542 01:17:37,986 --> 01:17:39,044 Oh, boy. 1543 01:17:39,121 --> 01:17:41,749 I think we're wasting time, "lover." 1544 01:18:08,283 --> 01:18:09,841 We're in the homestretch, Captain. 1545 01:18:09,918 --> 01:18:11,886 The chest is practically out in the clear. 1546 01:18:11,953 --> 01:18:14,444 With a little luck, it should come up like a cork... 1547 01:18:14,523 --> 01:18:15,888 solid sterling and tax-free. 1548 01:18:15,957 --> 01:18:17,891 Oh, you'll have to pay taxes... it's a privilege. 1549 01:18:18,026 --> 01:18:18,890 Not in Istanbul. 1550 01:18:19,027 --> 01:18:20,494 Istanbul? 1551 01:18:20,562 --> 01:18:21,893 You didn't think we were going back 1552 01:18:22,030 --> 01:18:23,224 to Fishermars Wharf, did you? 1553 01:18:23,298 --> 01:18:26,995 But can't we go to someplace a little closer? 1554 01:18:27,069 --> 01:18:29,833 Like, uh... Fresno or Bakersfield? 1555 01:18:29,905 --> 01:18:31,099 Just remember what I told you. 1556 01:18:31,173 --> 01:18:32,105 Santa Monica. 1557 01:18:32,174 --> 01:18:33,903 Three yanks and you start the compressor. 1558 01:18:33,975 --> 01:18:35,306 Two after that and you stop it. 1559 01:18:35,377 --> 01:18:36,867 Three, two... Three, two. 1560 01:18:36,945 --> 01:18:39,277 Would you mind going over that again? 1561 01:18:39,347 --> 01:18:40,609 Would you mind concentrating? 1562 01:18:40,682 --> 01:18:42,912 Oh, I should have never believed you two. 1563 01:18:42,984 --> 01:18:46,112 Those other fellows are the ones who found the treasure. 1564 01:18:46,188 --> 01:18:48,383 I'm doing them a terrible injustice. 1565 01:18:48,457 --> 01:18:49,924 That's right, Captain, you send them 1566 01:18:49,991 --> 01:18:51,322 a letter of apology from Turkey. 1567 01:18:51,393 --> 01:18:52,519 Turkey? 1568 01:18:52,594 --> 01:18:55,586 I get seasick even in a Turkish bath. 1569 01:18:55,664 --> 01:18:56,756 Three to start, two to stop. 1570 01:18:56,832 --> 01:18:58,390 Now, you'll have to do it several times 1571 01:18:58,467 --> 01:18:59,729 so keep your eye on that float 1572 01:18:59,801 --> 01:19:00,961 and your mind on your work. 1573 01:19:04,940 --> 01:19:06,567 Remember, smile a lot. 1574 01:19:06,641 --> 01:19:08,666 You may be on "Candid Camera." 1575 01:19:08,744 --> 01:19:10,575 This is just another game to you, isn't it? 1576 01:19:10,645 --> 01:19:12,010 But of course... I told you that. 1577 01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:14,207 But this one's going to change things between us. 1578 01:19:14,282 --> 01:19:15,408 Not necessarily. 1579 01:19:15,484 --> 01:19:17,475 You mean you don't want it to. 1580 01:19:17,552 --> 01:19:18,780 I didn't say that. 1581 01:19:18,854 --> 01:19:20,913 Get it first, then we'll talk. 1582 01:19:55,891 --> 01:19:57,552 There they are, all right. 1583 01:19:57,626 --> 01:19:59,685 I wonder if they've got it yet. 1584 01:19:59,761 --> 01:20:01,023 We'll soon find out. 1585 01:20:01,096 --> 01:20:02,495 What do you plan to do? 1586 01:20:02,564 --> 01:20:04,429 Depends on what they're doing. 1587 01:20:04,499 --> 01:20:08,902 Help! I've been shanghaied! 1588 01:20:08,970 --> 01:20:10,335 Hey, there's Captain Jack. 1589 01:20:10,405 --> 01:20:11,929 Yeah, looks like he found out 1590 01:20:12,073 --> 01:20:13,938 he's swinging with the wrong crowd. 1591 01:20:14,075 --> 01:20:16,305 Ship ahoy! 1592 01:20:21,283 --> 01:20:23,547 Thank heaven you're here. 1593 01:20:23,618 --> 01:20:24,744 I'm saved. 1594 01:20:24,820 --> 01:20:26,412 We didn't come here to rescue you. 1595 01:20:26,488 --> 01:20:27,955 Oh, I know what you think of me 1596 01:20:28,023 --> 01:20:29,183 and you're right. 1597 01:20:29,257 --> 01:20:33,353 I'm a humbug... a double-dealer, a regular Benedict Arnold. 1598 01:20:33,428 --> 01:20:34,690 You left out "fink." 1599 01:20:34,763 --> 01:20:35,695 Where are they? 1600 01:20:35,764 --> 01:20:36,958 Oh, they're down there. 1601 01:20:37,098 --> 01:20:38,292 They're in the water. 1602 01:20:38,366 --> 01:20:40,357 I'm supposed to start the compressor 1603 01:20:40,435 --> 01:20:41,959 when Gil yanks on that line. 1604 01:20:42,103 --> 01:20:44,196 Two yanks to start... or was it three? 1605 01:20:44,272 --> 01:20:46,502 Anyway, the air will fill the float bags 1606 01:20:46,575 --> 01:20:48,907 when he's got them attached to the chest. 1607 01:20:48,977 --> 01:20:50,137 That'll float it up. 1608 01:20:50,212 --> 01:20:51,144 Yeah, I know. 1609 01:20:51,213 --> 01:20:52,441 How long have they been down? 1610 01:20:52,514 --> 01:20:54,106 Oh, only a few minutes this time. 1611 01:20:54,182 --> 01:20:55,672 Well, do exactly as he told you 1612 01:20:55,750 --> 01:20:57,843 if you can remember... and one other thing. 1613 01:20:57,919 --> 01:20:59,147 What's that? 1614 01:20:59,221 --> 01:21:00,711 Who's renting that equipment? 1615 01:21:00,789 --> 01:21:03,451 You are, sir. 1616 01:21:03,525 --> 01:21:04,719 That's all I wanted to know. 1617 01:21:04,793 --> 01:21:06,158 Move the compressor onto my boat. 1618 01:21:06,228 --> 01:21:07,923 We'll continue the operation from there. 1619 01:21:08,029 --> 01:21:09,326 Judd will help you. 1620 01:21:09,397 --> 01:21:11,490 Hey, what are you going to do, pally? 1621 01:21:11,566 --> 01:21:12,590 You heard the man. 1622 01:21:12,667 --> 01:21:14,498 Those float bags down there are ours. 1623 01:21:14,569 --> 01:21:17,834 I'm going down to get them... and the treasure. 1624 01:24:11,913 --> 01:24:14,575 How much longer can they stay down there? 1625 01:24:14,649 --> 01:24:16,981 I don't know, about another ten minutes, I guess. 1626 01:24:50,418 --> 01:24:52,409 It hasn't moved. 1627 01:24:52,487 --> 01:24:54,819 I've kept my eye on it all the time. 1628 01:24:54,889 --> 01:24:56,288 There it is! 1629 01:24:56,357 --> 01:24:57,790 That's the signal... three yanks. 1630 01:24:57,859 --> 01:24:59,554 That means turn the air on. 1631 01:25:50,311 --> 01:25:52,336 Hey, look there! 1632 01:25:52,413 --> 01:25:54,438 That's Gil! 1633 01:25:54,516 --> 01:25:56,882 Hey, didn't I see you in a monster movie, baby? 1634 01:26:24,112 --> 01:26:26,080 I wonder what's happened to him. 1635 01:26:26,147 --> 01:26:27,705 I guess he's put on some weight. 1636 01:27:19,167 --> 01:27:20,361 I got it, I got it. 1637 01:27:20,435 --> 01:27:23,233 Don't worry, I got it. 1638 01:27:23,304 --> 01:27:26,137 Move it around. 1639 01:27:28,209 --> 01:27:29,767 Round here, that's it. 1640 01:27:29,844 --> 01:27:30,811 Easy now, watch it. 1641 01:27:30,878 --> 01:27:32,402 Easy there, Captain. 1642 01:27:32,480 --> 01:27:33,606 Look out now, let me... 1643 01:27:33,681 --> 01:27:34,648 Hold it now, wait a minute. 1644 01:27:34,716 --> 01:27:35,910 Down with it a little bit. 1645 01:27:36,050 --> 01:27:37,278 Down a little bit. 1646 01:27:37,352 --> 01:27:39,217 Take it easy, boy, take it easy. 1647 01:27:39,287 --> 01:27:41,278 Don't get excited at this stage of the game. 1648 01:27:41,356 --> 01:27:42,653 Here. 1649 01:27:42,724 --> 01:27:44,157 All right, stand aside, everybody. 1650 01:27:44,225 --> 01:27:45,954 Look out, look out. 1651 01:27:47,629 --> 01:27:49,756 Oh, you got it... it's open! 1652 01:27:49,831 --> 01:27:51,196 Hey! 1653 01:27:53,201 --> 01:27:54,862 Give it a whack there. 1654 01:27:54,936 --> 01:27:56,563 One... oh, got it. 1655 01:27:56,638 --> 01:27:58,572 - Open it up. - Wait a... wait. 1656 01:28:02,377 --> 01:28:03,401 Can I help? 1657 01:28:08,916 --> 01:28:10,850 Oh, look at it! 1658 01:28:10,918 --> 01:28:11,885 We did it! 1659 01:28:11,953 --> 01:28:13,545 We did it! 1660 01:28:16,424 --> 01:28:18,483 Oh, look at it! 1661 01:28:18,559 --> 01:28:20,857 Let's go back and find out how much it's won'th... 1662 01:28:20,928 --> 01:28:22,555 - how much we're won'th. - Yeah. Yeah! 1663 01:28:22,630 --> 01:28:24,359 Congratulations. 1664 01:28:24,432 --> 01:28:27,162 Like I said, Finders Keepers. 1665 01:28:27,235 --> 01:28:28,429 Thanks. 1666 01:28:28,503 --> 01:28:30,437 There are no hard feelings, I hope. 1667 01:28:30,505 --> 01:28:31,597 Not as far as I'm concerned. 1668 01:28:31,673 --> 01:28:33,265 But if the Captain wants to press charges 1669 01:28:33,341 --> 01:28:34,308 that's his business. 1670 01:28:34,375 --> 01:28:35,740 Oh, no, no, no. 1671 01:28:35,810 --> 01:28:37,471 I'm very grateful to these people. 1672 01:28:37,545 --> 01:28:39,376 Grateful? For what? 1673 01:28:39,447 --> 01:28:42,143 Well, they're responsible for me being out here. 1674 01:28:42,216 --> 01:28:45,185 I finally made it past the breakwater. 1675 01:28:45,253 --> 01:28:46,311 Now that you're rich 1676 01:28:46,387 --> 01:28:48,014 maybe you'd like to buy a cabin cruiser. 1677 01:28:48,089 --> 01:28:49,647 I'm thinking of selling mine. 1678 01:28:49,724 --> 01:28:51,487 I'll keep that in mind when I cash this in. 1679 01:28:51,559 --> 01:28:53,527 Let's go. 1680 01:28:53,594 --> 01:28:56,586 It's been fun. 1681 01:28:56,664 --> 01:28:58,689 Let's go, sourpuss. 1682 01:28:58,766 --> 01:29:00,757 If there's anything I hate, it's a good sport. 1683 01:29:29,263 --> 01:29:31,891 Mm-hmm, yes... 1684 01:29:32,033 --> 01:29:35,833 Uh-huh. Yes. 1685 01:29:35,903 --> 01:29:36,995 Mm-hmm... 1686 01:29:37,071 --> 01:29:38,299 "Mm-hmm, yes," what? 1687 01:29:38,373 --> 01:29:40,398 What are they won'th, huh? 1688 01:29:40,475 --> 01:29:43,205 I think my top price would be 30. 1689 01:29:43,277 --> 01:29:44,642 - $30 apiece! - We're rich! 1690 01:29:48,983 --> 01:29:51,918 Wait a minute, wait a minute... I don't think you understood. 1691 01:29:51,986 --> 01:29:53,510 I meant 30 cents apiece. 1692 01:29:53,588 --> 01:29:55,920 - Oh, come on! - You can't be serious. 1693 01:29:56,057 --> 01:29:58,116 Come on, hold it, everybody. Look, I looked it up. 1694 01:29:58,192 --> 01:30:00,524 Pieces of eight are won'th at least $20 each. 1695 01:30:00,595 --> 01:30:03,086 Yes, if they're silver; more if they're gold. 1696 01:30:03,164 --> 01:30:05,155 But, unfortunately, these are copper. 1697 01:30:05,233 --> 01:30:06,131 Copper?! 1698 01:30:06,200 --> 01:30:07,292 But they look like... 1699 01:30:07,368 --> 01:30:10,701 I'm afraid that the slime has given them a patina. 1700 01:30:10,772 --> 01:30:12,171 No, these coins are quite common 1701 01:30:12,240 --> 01:30:14,470 and of very little interest to Numismatists. 1702 01:30:14,542 --> 01:30:15,474 Numisma-whats? 1703 01:30:15,543 --> 01:30:18,273 That's Armenian for coin collector. 1704 01:30:18,346 --> 01:30:19,278 Now, let's see... 1705 01:30:19,347 --> 01:30:21,941 You say you have approximately 13,000 coins 1706 01:30:22,083 --> 01:30:23,948 at 30 cents apiece. 1707 01:30:24,085 --> 01:30:27,213 That's, uh... I can offer you $3,900. 1708 01:30:27,288 --> 01:30:29,119 $3,900?! 1709 01:30:29,190 --> 01:30:31,385 For all that time and the money we spent? 1710 01:30:31,459 --> 01:30:32,824 Oh, my equipment is won'th more than that. 1711 01:30:32,894 --> 01:30:33,883 We had expenses. 1712 01:30:33,961 --> 01:30:35,121 I'm terribly sorry. 1713 01:30:35,196 --> 01:30:36,754 I can understand your disappointment 1714 01:30:36,831 --> 01:30:39,459 but that's really the best that I can do. 1715 01:30:39,534 --> 01:30:41,968 A moment, my friends. 1716 01:30:42,036 --> 01:30:45,528 Just remember: it isn't whether you win or lose 1717 01:30:45,606 --> 01:30:48,234 but how you play the game. 1718 01:30:48,309 --> 01:30:49,799 - Will you please stop it?! - Oh, cool it. 1719 01:30:49,877 --> 01:30:51,174 - I'm just trying... - We'll take it. 1720 01:30:51,245 --> 01:30:53,475 Well, there we go. 1721 01:30:53,548 --> 01:30:55,311 $97 5 each. 1722 01:30:55,383 --> 01:30:57,977 No, no, no... it just isn't right. 1723 01:30:58,119 --> 01:31:00,178 I cannot accept a full share. 1724 01:31:00,254 --> 01:31:01,744 But it was your equipment, Captain. 1725 01:31:01,823 --> 01:31:02,847 You talked me into it. 1726 01:31:03,925 --> 01:31:05,392 I was only fooling, you know. 1727 01:31:05,460 --> 01:31:06,859 Well, it's been a lot of fun. 1728 01:31:06,928 --> 01:31:08,156 Yeah, but with $1,000 invested 1729 01:31:08,229 --> 01:31:09,560 I'm right back where I started. 1730 01:31:09,630 --> 01:31:11,393 And this isn't even close to a down payment 1731 01:31:11,466 --> 01:31:12,524 on the arts center. 1732 01:31:12,600 --> 01:31:14,090 Yeah, actually, I make more than that 1733 01:31:14,168 --> 01:31:16,432 on a Saturday night selling leftover pizzas. 1734 01:31:16,504 --> 01:31:18,836 Leftover pizza... 1735 01:31:18,906 --> 01:31:21,397 How much would it take for a down payment on the arts center? 1736 01:31:21,476 --> 01:31:23,068 At least $4,000 or $5,000. 1737 01:31:23,144 --> 01:31:24,133 $4,000. 1738 01:31:24,212 --> 01:31:25,736 - Here's my share, Jo. - What? 1739 01:31:25,813 --> 01:31:28,145 We might as well put it all where it'll do the most good. 1740 01:31:28,216 --> 01:31:29,376 What do you think, Judd? 1741 01:31:29,450 --> 01:31:32,578 I think I just made a contribution. 1742 01:31:32,653 --> 01:31:34,518 - Oh, thank you! - That-a-boy. 1743 01:31:34,589 --> 01:31:36,352 - This is wonderful. - Thank you, Judd. 1744 01:31:49,337 --> 01:31:50,895 Oh, take it! 1745 01:31:50,972 --> 01:31:53,372 It would only put me in a higher tax bracket. 1746 01:31:53,441 --> 01:31:54,703 You are a dear. 1747 01:31:54,775 --> 01:31:56,106 That's my captain. 1748 01:31:56,177 --> 01:31:57,439 I'm a dear. She kissed me. 1749 01:31:57,512 --> 01:31:58,945 That's just a down payment. 1750 01:31:59,013 --> 01:32:01,311 For the rest, we'll throw a big bash, collect donations 1751 01:32:01,382 --> 01:32:03,213 and Jo will have all the money in one evening. 1752 01:32:03,284 --> 01:32:04,808 Oh, you're marvelous! 1753 01:32:04,886 --> 01:32:05,910 Okay, okay 1754 01:32:06,053 --> 01:32:08,021 and I will spring for the beer and the pizzas 1755 01:32:08,089 --> 01:32:10,182 if you'll come back to work here like you promised. 1756 01:32:10,258 --> 01:32:11,953 You have got a deal, partner. 1757 01:32:20,301 --> 01:32:25,466 Some people think that pot of gold 1758 01:32:25,540 --> 01:32:30,239 Is all they ever want to hold 1759 01:32:30,311 --> 01:32:35,578 But there's a treasure I think more of 1760 01:32:35,650 --> 01:32:37,447 Measure for measure 1761 01:32:37,518 --> 01:32:39,452 I'll take love 1762 01:32:44,492 --> 01:32:46,824 Some people think that their success 1763 01:32:46,894 --> 01:32:49,556 La, la, la, la, la, la, la-la, la 1764 01:32:49,630 --> 01:32:52,155 Is all they need for happiness 1765 01:32:52,233 --> 01:32:54,633 La, la, la, la, la, la, la-la, la 1766 01:32:54,702 --> 01:32:59,662 But there's a pleasure I think more of 1767 01:32:59,740 --> 01:33:01,503 Measure for measure 1768 01:33:01,576 --> 01:33:03,771 I'll take love 1769 01:33:03,844 --> 01:33:06,108 La, la, la, la, la, la, la-la, la 1770 01:33:08,549 --> 01:33:09,880 Pound for pound 1771 01:33:09,951 --> 01:33:13,387 Oh, yeah, and ounce for ounce 1772 01:33:13,454 --> 01:33:18,721 Love is all that really counts 1773 01:33:18,793 --> 01:33:21,318 So let them have their wealth and fame 1774 01:33:21,395 --> 01:33:23,886 La, la, la, la, la, la, la-la, la 1775 01:33:23,965 --> 01:33:26,456 Eat caviar and drink champagne 1776 01:33:26,534 --> 01:33:28,934 La, la, la, la, la, la, la-la, la 1777 01:33:29,036 --> 01:33:32,938 You're all the treasure I'm dreaming of 1778 01:33:33,007 --> 01:33:35,942 Measure for measure 1779 01:33:36,043 --> 01:33:37,908 I'll take love 1780 01:33:37,979 --> 01:33:40,470 La, la, la, la, la, la, la-la, la 1781 01:33:43,050 --> 01:33:44,278 Pound for pound 1782 01:33:44,352 --> 01:33:47,685 Oh, yeah, and ounce for ounce 1783 01:33:47,755 --> 01:33:53,091 Love is all that really counts 1784 01:33:53,160 --> 01:33:55,788 So let them have their wealth and fame 1785 01:33:55,863 --> 01:33:57,956 La, la, la, la, la, la, la-la, la 1786 01:33:58,099 --> 01:34:00,693 Eat caviar and drink champagne 1787 01:34:00,768 --> 01:34:03,134 La, la, la, la, la, la, la-la, la 1788 01:34:03,204 --> 01:34:07,766 You're all the treasure I'm dreaming of 1789 01:34:07,842 --> 01:34:10,276 Measure for measure 1790 01:34:10,344 --> 01:34:11,743 I'll take love 1791 01:34:13,381 --> 01:34:15,747 I'll take love 1792 01:34:15,816 --> 01:34:16,908 I'll take love 1793 01:34:17,018 --> 01:34:18,451 La, la, la, la, la, la, la-la, la 1794 01:34:18,519 --> 01:34:19,645 I'll take love 1795 01:34:19,720 --> 01:34:20,948 I'll take love. 124118