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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:09,776 [NARRATOR] Currently on Disjointed: 3 00:00:10,043 --> 00:00:11,486 [MAN ON RADIO] ... in exactly the same way, 4 00:00:11,487 --> 00:00:14,248 you are never able, really, to examine, 5 00:00:14,314 --> 00:00:16,350 to make an object of your own mind. 6 00:00:16,416 --> 00:00:18,280 Just as you can't look directly 7 00:00:18,281 --> 00:00:20,387 into your own eyes or bite your own teeth. 8 00:00:21,488 --> 00:00:22,756 Because you are that. 9 00:00:24,391 --> 00:00:26,293 And if you try to find it... 10 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:27,427 [RADIO CLICKS OFF] 11 00:00:31,331 --> 00:00:32,666 That's what you're wearing? 12 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:35,536 What? It's a funeral. That's what you're wearing? 13 00:00:35,602 --> 00:00:38,539 It's a pot funeral. People are gonna think you're a narc. 14 00:00:39,339 --> 00:00:40,440 Would a narc do this? 15 00:00:40,507 --> 00:00:43,076 Uh, yeah, with fake weed, Jump Street. 16 00:00:44,111 --> 00:00:46,446 Well, this shit's not fake. In fact, it's Jack Heron. 17 00:00:46,513 --> 00:00:48,649 Seems appropriate on the day of his funeral. 18 00:00:48,715 --> 00:00:50,050 Fair enough. 19 00:00:52,252 --> 00:00:53,320 That make you jealous, 20 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:56,757 he's the only pot activist with his own strain named after him? 21 00:00:56,823 --> 00:00:59,660 Well, it does, and it does. 22 00:00:59,726 --> 00:01:00,794 [ENGINE STARTS] 23 00:01:01,795 --> 00:01:02,863 But he earned it. 24 00:01:04,131 --> 00:01:06,199 I mean, the man wrote Hemp, Hemp, Hooray! 25 00:01:06,833 --> 00:01:09,202 For us stoners, that book was the Bible. 26 00:01:09,269 --> 00:01:11,438 'Cause we all owned it, but we never read it. 27 00:01:12,806 --> 00:01:14,541 And what a big heart. 28 00:01:15,375 --> 00:01:16,577 True story. 29 00:01:16,643 --> 00:01:19,479 - We once got busted in Big Sur, - And he bailed you out before himself. 30 00:01:19,546 --> 00:01:21,315 and he bailed me out before himself. 31 00:01:21,381 --> 00:01:25,085 - Do they make them like that anymore? - They don't make them like that anymore. 32 00:01:25,152 --> 00:01:31,859 Jack, me, Scooter Boots, Captain Fred, and Saul "The Muskrat" Fishkin. 33 00:01:33,126 --> 00:01:35,162 The Mount Rushmore of people who got arrested 34 00:01:35,228 --> 00:01:37,431 trying to get high at Mount Rushmore. [CHUCKLES] 35 00:01:38,098 --> 00:01:40,133 Why were you protesting at Mount Rushmore? 36 00:01:40,200 --> 00:01:42,803 Oh, we weren't protesting. That's where our van broke down. 37 00:01:43,537 --> 00:01:46,573 And what the fuck else is there to do in South Dakota? 38 00:02:01,221 --> 00:02:03,557 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 39 00:02:05,859 --> 00:02:07,594 Behold the spirit of the '60s. 40 00:02:08,261 --> 00:02:10,230 Yep, in its 70s. 41 00:02:12,232 --> 00:02:14,468 Narc. Narc! 42 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:19,606 Ruth. 43 00:02:20,173 --> 00:02:21,541 Goddess of the Green. 44 00:02:21,608 --> 00:02:23,910 Scooter Boots. Pope of the Dope. 45 00:02:24,177 --> 00:02:25,646 - Oh, yeah. - [LAUGHS] 46 00:02:25,712 --> 00:02:27,814 - Buddy, it's been too long. - Yeah. 47 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:30,851 You still living in that nice place up in Mendocino? 48 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:32,853 Well, actually, it's a storage unit. 49 00:02:34,421 --> 00:02:36,189 But my roommates are pretty cool. 50 00:02:36,256 --> 00:02:37,557 [BOTH LAUGH] 51 00:02:37,624 --> 00:02:38,825 I heard you're gay now? 52 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:41,762 Yep, yep, yep. Well, you... Well, I always have been. 53 00:02:42,529 --> 00:02:45,298 But my mom just passed away, so... 54 00:02:46,266 --> 00:02:48,301 Whee! [CHUCKLES] 55 00:02:48,835 --> 00:02:51,338 - How you doing, Travis? - Hey, Scooter. 56 00:02:51,405 --> 00:02:53,340 - Oh, my God, you're all grown up. - Well... 57 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:55,185 I remember the day you were born. 58 00:02:55,186 --> 00:02:57,477 We all gathered around the tub and I says: 59 00:02:57,911 --> 00:03:00,680 "Somebody ought to keep an eye on that umbilical cord 60 00:03:00,881 --> 00:03:02,449 or it'll strangle that kid." 61 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,317 [LAUGHING] 62 00:03:04,751 --> 00:03:06,887 - [CHUCKLES] Well, thank you. - Mm. 63 00:03:10,223 --> 00:03:13,193 - It was good to see you. - Yeah, well, it's good to see you, too. 64 00:03:13,760 --> 00:03:15,929 Hey, did I tell you he went to business school? 65 00:03:16,530 --> 00:03:19,666 Oh, Ruth, I am so sorry. 66 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,974 - It's so weird. - What's that? 67 00:03:28,675 --> 00:03:30,413 Ever since we cleaned the water tank, 68 00:03:30,414 --> 00:03:32,446 the plants have been growing like crazy. 69 00:03:32,913 --> 00:03:35,849 You mean like weeds? 'Cause that's what weeds do, they grow. 70 00:03:35,916 --> 00:03:37,617 Like kittens, puppies and cancer. 71 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:41,621 No, this is different. 72 00:03:42,422 --> 00:03:44,725 It's almost like somebody put something in the water 73 00:03:44,791 --> 00:03:46,626 that's making the plants overachieve. 74 00:03:46,860 --> 00:03:48,949 Like they're trying to please me 75 00:03:48,950 --> 00:03:51,531 out of some combination of love and fear. 76 00:03:53,734 --> 00:03:56,470 [JENNY IN MANDARIN] Is it possible? My mother was right! 77 00:03:56,703 --> 00:03:59,940 Her tea is turning the plants into more upstanding plants! 78 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:02,595 Wait: Does that mean all these years 79 00:04:02,596 --> 00:04:05,746 the tea's been making me a better me? 80 00:04:06,546 --> 00:04:09,683 Who got straight "A's"? Me or the pigs' testicles? 81 00:04:11,651 --> 00:04:13,520 [IN ENGLISH] Hey, everybody, a little heads-up. 82 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:15,355 [IN MANDARIN] We'll think about this later. 83 00:04:16,490 --> 00:04:18,992 [IN ENGLISH] As you know, Ruth and Travis went to the Heron funeral, 84 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:21,294 so she left me in charge. 85 00:04:21,361 --> 00:04:23,263 - Question. - Yes? 86 00:04:23,330 --> 00:04:26,366 If for some reason you are unable to fulfill your duties, 87 00:04:26,800 --> 00:04:28,335 who is next in the chain of command? 88 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:32,472 - Uh, is that really important? - I'm just saying, if shit goes down, 89 00:04:33,373 --> 00:04:35,118 I don't wanna find us tits up 90 00:04:35,119 --> 00:04:36,643 because you don't have a solid number two. 91 00:04:36,710 --> 00:04:38,478 [PETE LAUGHING] 92 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,016 What's so funny? 93 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:45,485 He said "solid number two." 94 00:04:53,293 --> 00:04:55,260 [WOMAN] Everyone loves marijuana butter, 95 00:04:55,261 --> 00:04:57,364 but who has time to make it? 96 00:04:57,430 --> 00:04:58,565 All the mixing... 97 00:05:00,934 --> 00:05:01,968 melting... 98 00:05:04,471 --> 00:05:05,472 pouring... 99 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:16,750 [GIGGLES] 100 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:17,884 giggling... 101 00:05:20,620 --> 00:05:25,792 Hi, I'm paid actress Mary Fakename, and this is the Bud Butter Buddy, 102 00:05:26,426 --> 00:05:27,966 the revolutionary invention 103 00:05:27,967 --> 00:05:31,097 that makes making marijuana butter more good. 104 00:05:31,598 --> 00:05:32,632 Look to right. 105 00:05:33,867 --> 00:05:37,470 With the Bud Butter Buddy, all you have to do is add butter... 106 00:05:39,439 --> 00:05:40,540 and cannabis. 107 00:05:46,746 --> 00:05:49,449 The secret is our O-N button... 108 00:05:49,516 --> 00:05:52,485 ... which activates the machine using the very electricity 109 00:05:52,552 --> 00:05:54,621 flowing through the walls of your home. 110 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:57,524 [MARY] Then kick back, light up a joint... 111 00:05:58,658 --> 00:06:00,827 and forget it for 30 minutes. 112 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:08,068 What the... ? 113 00:06:09,002 --> 00:06:12,072 Fuck. The butter. 114 00:06:14,641 --> 00:06:15,960 [MARY] The Bud Butter Buddy, 115 00:06:15,961 --> 00:06:18,011 available at these crappy-ass stores. 116 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,785 [CHANTING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE] 117 00:06:25,852 --> 00:06:27,520 [ALL CHANTING] 118 00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:30,924 Now, just the vegetarians. 119 00:06:30,991 --> 00:06:32,892 [ALL CHANTING] 120 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,641 Next, we'll hear from Susan, Jack's widow. 121 00:06:53,113 --> 00:06:55,882 - Namaste. - [ALL] Namaste. 122 00:06:56,783 --> 00:07:00,720 It was 15 years ago Jack Heron first came into my life. 123 00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:02,522 More like onto her chest. 124 00:07:05,992 --> 00:07:10,196 I was a young college student with no sense of purpose or self, 125 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:13,199 and he was a 60-year-old activist who had it all, 126 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:17,137 a cause, a direction, a wife and kids. 127 00:07:17,203 --> 00:07:18,271 Hi, Bev. 128 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:23,043 So, this is one of your heroes, huh? 129 00:07:23,910 --> 00:07:25,745 It was a more innocent time. 130 00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:28,949 Oh, so there was a time when abandoning your family was innocent? 131 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:31,685 There was a small window, yeah. 132 00:07:33,853 --> 00:07:34,921 That's hilarious. 133 00:07:35,121 --> 00:07:37,223 I gotta remember that for your eulogy. 134 00:07:37,490 --> 00:07:39,960 Oh, stop being such a buzzkill. It's a funeral. 135 00:07:46,666 --> 00:07:48,201 Olivia, is it cool with you if... ? 136 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,704 You don't have to ask my permission for anything. 137 00:07:50,770 --> 00:07:53,206 You can dance naked in the grow room if you want. 138 00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:55,041 Oh, I already do that. 139 00:07:56,743 --> 00:07:59,112 I'm going to Tae Kwon Douglas' for meditation class. 140 00:07:59,746 --> 00:08:02,882 Really? We have a boss-free day and that's how you're gonna waste it? 141 00:08:03,550 --> 00:08:05,518 He said it's a way to get high without pot, 142 00:08:05,585 --> 00:08:08,855 and I thought that might come in handy if I ever fall down a well again. 143 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:11,658 Okay. 144 00:08:12,759 --> 00:08:15,962 But I'm a little confused. Isn't Tae Kwon Doug kind of an asshole? 145 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:17,764 Normally, yes. 146 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:20,233 But if you look deep into that asshole... 147 00:08:21,534 --> 00:08:23,003 there's a flower waiting to bloom. 148 00:08:25,972 --> 00:08:27,240 Okay, well, have fun. 149 00:08:28,074 --> 00:08:29,843 Wash your hands before you come back. 150 00:08:35,915 --> 00:08:38,051 Please welcome Jayte Matias, 151 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:41,855 who will now celebrate Jack's life with smoke rings. 152 00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:52,565 [GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS] 153 00:09:12,986 --> 00:09:14,087 [MAN] Beautiful. 154 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:15,255 That was nice. 155 00:09:17,123 --> 00:09:19,225 Oh, my God. That is really cool. 156 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:22,228 Oh, please. That's how Willie Nelson coughs. 157 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:31,070 Carter. 158 00:09:32,038 --> 00:09:34,974 English for "He who carts." 159 00:09:36,242 --> 00:09:39,345 Put the cart in front of the horse of a different Color Me Badd. 160 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:41,081 - Oh, God! - [CHUCKLES] 161 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:42,982 - Dank. - Huh? 162 00:09:43,650 --> 00:09:45,251 - Danks for the memories. - Oh, shit. 163 00:09:46,986 --> 00:09:48,655 - Danke Schoen. - That was good. 164 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:50,690 Septic Dank. 165 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:53,893 Dank Dynasty. 166 00:09:54,194 --> 00:09:57,097 Oh, man, what happened to you? 167 00:09:57,163 --> 00:10:00,300 Yeah, man. You different as hell. 168 00:10:02,168 --> 00:10:03,636 Well, I am different as hell. 169 00:10:03,703 --> 00:10:05,705 - I recently started... - Wait, we'll guess. 170 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,073 - Ooh! I love guessing. - No, no. No. 171 00:10:07,140 --> 00:10:09,142 You taking piano lessons on a little piano. 172 00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,678 [DANK MAKES PIANO SOUNDS] 173 00:10:11,744 --> 00:10:12,779 - Stop that. - Okay. 174 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:15,315 I'll give you a hint. 175 00:10:16,149 --> 00:10:17,183 Where do I work? 176 00:10:17,717 --> 00:10:19,686 I feel like you should know that shit. 177 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:26,025 - Ding-dong. - Ah-ah. 178 00:10:26,092 --> 00:10:27,160 Hold on. 179 00:10:29,028 --> 00:10:30,096 Oh! 180 00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:33,133 Dank, Dabby, are you guys familiar with the Volcano Classic? 181 00:10:33,199 --> 00:10:36,703 Oh, yeah. It's great. It comes with a replaceable air filter. 182 00:10:36,769 --> 00:10:40,640 - High-performance heat cartridge. - Robust, completely mechanical design. 183 00:10:40,707 --> 00:10:43,109 Power air pump and silencer with pressure-relief valve. 184 00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:44,110 Oh, God! 185 00:10:44,110 --> 00:10:45,945 Vaporization temperature adjustable 186 00:10:46,012 --> 00:10:50,083 between approximately 130 degrees Celsius and 230 degrees Celsius. 187 00:10:50,150 --> 00:10:54,821 Which is 266 degrees Fahrenheit and 446 degrees Fahrenheit. 188 00:11:05,064 --> 00:11:07,100 Wow, did you guys memorize the box? 189 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,002 Holy shit, it comes with a box? 190 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,306 [DOUG INHALES] 191 00:11:13,373 --> 00:11:16,142 [DOUG] All right, one more cleansing breath. 192 00:11:16,409 --> 00:11:18,111 [EXHALES] 193 00:11:18,945 --> 00:11:20,012 Good. 194 00:11:20,346 --> 00:11:23,600 Now, just relax and let yourself slip into the gap 195 00:11:23,601 --> 00:11:24,951 between your thoughts. 196 00:11:26,252 --> 00:11:28,187 What if I only have one thought? 197 00:11:29,789 --> 00:11:31,991 - I don't know, think it twice. - Okay. 198 00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:35,895 The gap between your thoughts is the now. 199 00:11:36,362 --> 00:11:37,797 Rest in the now. 200 00:11:39,299 --> 00:11:40,833 - Right now? - Yeah, right now. 201 00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:45,905 Now, this is your home, the eternal present. 202 00:11:46,472 --> 00:11:49,776 A realm of consciousness that transcends time and space 203 00:11:49,842 --> 00:11:52,345 where nobody's snuffing derbs or roping bongs. 204 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:54,981 - Wow. - Right? 205 00:11:55,348 --> 00:11:58,318 Do you begin to see now the levels of spiritual enlightenment 206 00:11:58,384 --> 00:12:00,486 that you can achieve without marijuana? 207 00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:02,088 I do. 208 00:12:02,755 --> 00:12:05,892 It's funny, I thought Tae Kwon Do would have more kicking. 209 00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:07,460 Well, it does. 210 00:12:07,927 --> 00:12:11,397 But you're about to learn that the most powerful leg is the mind. 211 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,834 Thank you, Tae Kwon Douglas. 212 00:12:15,802 --> 00:12:16,836 You're most welcome. 213 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:21,007 Your journey of self-discovery has begun. 214 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:23,242 Hey, that reminds me, 215 00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,412 we're all gonna get high and see a Journey cover band tonight. 216 00:12:26,846 --> 00:12:28,014 You wanna come? 217 00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:31,484 I can leave you a ticket at will call. 218 00:12:39,892 --> 00:12:42,195 - Hey, everybody. - [ALL] Hey. 219 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,930 So, my dad. 220 00:12:44,397 --> 00:12:45,865 He loved pot. 221 00:12:45,932 --> 00:12:47,367 - Oh, yeah. - We all do. 222 00:12:48,167 --> 00:12:50,000 I used to joke that he considered 223 00:12:50,001 --> 00:12:52,271 the Jack Heron strain his favorite child. 224 00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:55,208 And why wouldn't he? 225 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:56,860 It didn't get its feelings hurt 226 00:12:56,861 --> 00:12:58,945 when he forgot to come home for Hanukkah. 227 00:13:00,546 --> 00:13:02,315 Or 1997. 228 00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:05,284 So, this... 229 00:13:06,519 --> 00:13:09,222 - This is his true legacy. - [ALL] Yeah. 230 00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:10,790 - [MAN 1] Yeah, it is. - [MAN 2] Yeah. 231 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:15,161 [SAM] My father was born in 1941 in Great Plains, New York City... 232 00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:17,597 So... 233 00:13:18,898 --> 00:13:19,966 my mom. 234 00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:23,002 She loved pot. 235 00:13:23,069 --> 00:13:24,337 Yeah! 236 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:28,207 - Yeah. - My mother loved pot so much it hurt... 237 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:30,376 me. 238 00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:35,948 Uh, when she showed up to my first-grade piano recital, 239 00:13:36,015 --> 00:13:37,050 she was so high. 240 00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:39,052 [ALL] How high was she? 241 00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:42,288 She was so high, it was commented on by all the parents 242 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:44,557 and led to me being mocked by my classmates. 243 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,526 [ALL LAUGH] 244 00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:49,896 For a total of four and a half years of my childhood, 245 00:13:49,962 --> 00:13:51,597 my mother was so incarcerated. 246 00:13:51,864 --> 00:13:54,267 [ALL] How incarcerated was she? 247 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,502 Ooh, she was so incarcerated, 248 00:13:56,569 --> 00:13:58,947 I had a great time living with my father 249 00:13:58,948 --> 00:14:00,973 and she's been resentful ever since. 250 00:14:02,108 --> 00:14:05,311 This guy's saying what we're all thinking. [LAUGHS] 251 00:14:06,412 --> 00:14:09,182 Yeah, and when I graduated business school 252 00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:12,051 and volunteered to help run her floundering business, 253 00:14:12,118 --> 00:14:14,187 she was so ungrateful. 254 00:14:14,253 --> 00:14:16,022 [ALL] How ungrateful was she? 255 00:14:16,089 --> 00:14:18,591 She was really fucking ungrateful! 256 00:14:19,525 --> 00:14:20,893 [CHUCKLING] 257 00:14:24,497 --> 00:14:27,567 But, Mom, I know you always wanted a strain of pot named after you. 258 00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:31,971 Well, today, your dream finally came true. 259 00:14:33,306 --> 00:14:35,174 So, let other people smoke Jack Heron. 260 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,542 Today... 261 00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:42,215 I'm smoking Ruth Whitefeather Feldman. 262 00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:43,483 [ALL] Yeah! 263 00:14:47,887 --> 00:14:49,222 And I don't feel a thing. 264 00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:53,960 [SAM] Ah, my dad. 265 00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:56,095 So, this... 266 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:59,198 This is his true legacy. 267 00:15:05,505 --> 00:15:07,306 [DANK & DABBY CHUCKLING] 268 00:15:07,974 --> 00:15:09,475 Look at it. 269 00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:13,079 It's like a marijuana boner. 270 00:15:13,312 --> 00:15:15,581 - Oh! - Oh... 271 00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:18,918 - Yeah, it almost came on us. - [CHUCKLES] 272 00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:22,422 Seems like an awful lot of work just to get high. 273 00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:24,601 Yeah, but then when you do get high, 274 00:15:24,602 --> 00:15:26,392 there's a real sense of achievement. 275 00:15:28,528 --> 00:15:29,929 What? I'm Asian. 276 00:15:31,464 --> 00:15:33,533 Now I see why they call it a volcano. 277 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:37,036 'Cause it has a triangular base and smoke comes out the top. 278 00:15:38,471 --> 00:15:40,540 Wow. [LAUGHS] 279 00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:46,145 Man, I'm like the mayonnaise in a pumpernickel genius sandwich. 280 00:15:48,247 --> 00:15:51,050 That sandwich is open-faced, motherfucker! 281 00:15:55,621 --> 00:15:57,056 - It's okay. - Okay. 282 00:16:02,228 --> 00:16:04,230 ["FUNKIFY YOUR LIFE" PLAYING] 283 00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,400 ♪ Funkify your life ♪ 284 00:16:07,467 --> 00:16:08,734 ♪ Get on down ♪ 285 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,573 ♪ You could be the funkiest one ♪ 286 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:15,007 ♪ In town ♪ 287 00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,479 ♪ Funkify your life ♪ 288 00:16:19,545 --> 00:16:21,013 ♪ Get on down ♪ 289 00:16:23,683 --> 00:16:25,651 ♪ You could be the funkiest one ♪ 290 00:16:25,718 --> 00:16:26,986 ♪ In town ♪ 291 00:16:30,056 --> 00:16:33,125 ♪ I got to funk out to T ♪ 292 00:16:36,062 --> 00:16:39,165 ♪ Ain't nobody gotta out for me ♪ 293 00:16:42,201 --> 00:16:44,437 Wow. Look who's back. 294 00:16:44,504 --> 00:16:45,738 How was your meditation? 295 00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,340 It was really cool. 296 00:16:47,406 --> 00:16:51,511 And now I understand that you can get high without drugs. 297 00:16:52,522 --> 00:16:53,523 Sweet. Want a hit? 298 00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:54,614 - Yes, please. - [DANK] Yep. 299 00:16:57,383 --> 00:16:59,151 [DABBY] What's up, YouTube? 300 00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:01,153 You're watching Dank and Dabby. 301 00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:02,622 [DANK] Or are you? 302 00:17:02,688 --> 00:17:04,190 [BOTH SCREAM] 303 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:05,458 Yeah, you are! 304 00:17:05,525 --> 00:17:07,393 - It was us the whole time! - Oh, man. 305 00:17:07,760 --> 00:17:12,064 Today we're on location in the grow room of Ruth's Alternative Caring. 306 00:17:12,131 --> 00:17:14,534 I bet you're wondering what's up with this green light. 307 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,102 Which brings us to our guest. 308 00:17:16,168 --> 00:17:20,206 He's a highly skilled marijuana grower and he looks like white Jesus. 309 00:17:22,208 --> 00:17:25,711 His last movie is due back at Redbox this week. 310 00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:29,215 Please give a warm Dank and Dabby welcome to Pete. 311 00:17:31,784 --> 00:17:32,852 Hey, guys. 312 00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:36,122 - Hey, Pete. Thanks for joining us. - No, it's my pleasure. 313 00:17:36,188 --> 00:17:38,791 I'm not ribbed for your pleasure. What's up with this light? 314 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,828 Well, at this stage in the growth cycle, 315 00:17:43,095 --> 00:17:45,798 cannabis plants need to be kept in darkness for 12 hours. 316 00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,167 Twelve hours asleep, twelve hours awake. 317 00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:51,203 Yeah, that seems like a lot of time to be awake. 318 00:17:53,639 --> 00:17:56,776 Uh, anyway, what we do come harvest time is... 319 00:17:56,842 --> 00:18:00,746 Okay, let's cut the bullshit, Pete. When can we smoke these bad boys? 320 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:02,848 Actually, they're ladies. 321 00:18:03,115 --> 00:18:05,818 And these are the babies. They're gonna need a few more months. 322 00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:08,454 Months? That's your story? 323 00:18:08,654 --> 00:18:11,591 Oh, people like you make me wanna puke. 324 00:18:11,657 --> 00:18:13,092 Okay. Okay. 325 00:18:13,693 --> 00:18:14,727 Calm down, Dabs. 326 00:18:14,730 --> 00:18:15,731 I'm sorry, man. 327 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,493 Sometimes she becomes the Hulk 328 00:18:17,494 --> 00:18:19,432 when she has a lot of green lights around. 329 00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:23,135 I... I... I didn't mean to cause any trouble. 330 00:18:23,202 --> 00:18:25,137 Oh, bullshit! 331 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,472 [YELLS] 332 00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,641 Dabby smash! 333 00:18:28,708 --> 00:18:31,310 - All right! All right! All right! - Dabby smash! 334 00:18:31,377 --> 00:18:32,411 All right! 335 00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:40,152 Well, hi, everybody. 336 00:18:40,219 --> 00:18:41,454 - [ALL] Hi. - [MAN] Hey. 337 00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:43,155 Um... 338 00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:46,792 Hi, Jack. 339 00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:50,262 Buddy, man, it's... 340 00:18:51,330 --> 00:18:54,233 It's hard to believe I'm... I'm saying goodbye to you. 341 00:18:55,368 --> 00:18:58,537 You were... a fighter, you know? 342 00:18:58,604 --> 00:19:00,573 You were a poet, and you were... 343 00:19:02,408 --> 00:19:04,410 a lover, to many. 344 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:06,212 Including myself. 345 00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:07,546 Hi, Bev. 346 00:19:09,782 --> 00:19:13,185 Hey, don't worry, it was before your time. 347 00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:18,224 I mean, everybody was fucking everybody. 348 00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:21,193 True that. Hey, Bev. 349 00:19:24,230 --> 00:19:26,399 Those were the days. [CHUCKLES] 350 00:19:27,233 --> 00:19:29,502 You know, when it came to the cause, Jack was... 351 00:19:29,568 --> 00:19:32,738 Was warm and generous, and, most of all, he was passionate. 352 00:19:34,306 --> 00:19:36,876 I mean, Jack dedicated his life to this plant. 353 00:19:39,879 --> 00:19:40,913 Adam... 354 00:19:42,581 --> 00:19:45,418 I know it sounds harsh when you put it like that... 355 00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:48,806 but your father understood that cannabis 356 00:19:48,807 --> 00:19:51,457 was about more than just getting high. 357 00:19:52,491 --> 00:19:55,861 I mean, he truly believed that it could change the world. 358 00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:57,763 And we would change the world. 359 00:19:58,731 --> 00:20:02,535 He knew in his bones that it was about helping people... 360 00:20:03,969 --> 00:20:05,504 improving their lives. 361 00:20:06,439 --> 00:20:09,675 And I want you to understand that's what he dedicated his life to. 362 00:20:10,976 --> 00:20:13,813 And he knew. He knew it was bigger than himself. 363 00:20:14,647 --> 00:20:16,515 Because it's bigger than all of us. 364 00:20:17,917 --> 00:20:19,618 You gotta always remember that... 365 00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:24,790 that dedication affects other things in your life, 366 00:20:25,424 --> 00:20:26,926 the same size as you, 367 00:20:27,626 --> 00:20:28,694 or... 368 00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:33,566 smaller than you. 369 00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:45,377 So, come on, let's all honor Jack's memory. Right? 370 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:48,848 Now, we gotta follow his example. We gotta keep fighting. 371 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,416 We gotta keep educating. 372 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:53,352 We gotta keep working, but most of all, we gotta... 373 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:56,422 We gotta keep loving one another. 374 00:20:56,489 --> 00:20:58,324 - [WOMAN] Yes. - [RUTH] Okay? 375 00:20:58,858 --> 00:21:01,327 Yeah, keep loving each other. Peace out. 376 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:05,431 Thank you. 377 00:21:06,565 --> 00:21:07,600 [MAN] We love you. 378 00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:14,406 Boy, that was an all-time top-five funeral. 379 00:21:14,940 --> 00:21:15,941 It was. 380 00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,722 I make fun of your generation, 381 00:21:18,723 --> 00:21:21,347 but you guys really did make a difference. 382 00:21:22,348 --> 00:21:23,415 Thanks. 383 00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:25,351 That's what we were going for. 384 00:21:28,754 --> 00:21:29,789 You know I love you? 385 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,691 Yeah, Mom. I know. 386 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,363 No. 387 00:21:38,764 --> 00:21:40,332 I love you more than pot. 388 00:21:46,639 --> 00:21:47,907 I didn't know that. 389 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:50,976 - And you were right. - About what? 390 00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:52,978 When I die, wear a suit. 391 00:22:00,352 --> 00:22:03,789 Hi. I'm Maria Sherman. If you're a stay-at-home mom like me, 392 00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:06,692 you're ready to burn that home down with your family in it. 393 00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:11,897 Well, put down that gas can and use that match for... Donna Weed. 394 00:22:12,431 --> 00:22:14,276 Donna Weed is a high-energy strain 395 00:22:14,277 --> 00:22:16,001 that makes folding fitted sheets fun again. 396 00:22:16,402 --> 00:22:18,871 For instance, I smoked two joints of the Donna earlier, 397 00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:22,007 and now, I've done two loads of laundry, one load of dishes, 398 00:22:22,074 --> 00:22:24,443 Connor's California Mission diorama... 399 00:22:25,644 --> 00:22:27,613 Real bells! [CHUCKLES] 400 00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,782 And, please, check out my pantry. 401 00:22:30,482 --> 00:22:31,850 It's fucking beautiful. 402 00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:33,552 It's just gorgeous. 403 00:22:33,619 --> 00:22:36,689 Look, it's so fucking organized! Look at it! Look at it! Fucking... 404 00:22:37,489 --> 00:22:41,727 Okay. All of my jars are here, stored alphabetically, okay? 405 00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:44,096 Then we got my tea-bag doodad up there. 406 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:47,800 These are my olives, organized by pit size, of course. 407 00:22:47,866 --> 00:22:49,943 And over here are my maple syrups 408 00:22:49,944 --> 00:22:52,771 from east to west by Canadian province. 409 00:22:52,838 --> 00:22:56,408 And, of course, my pride and joy, my spice rack. 410 00:22:56,775 --> 00:22:59,511 Starting with allspice, anise, basil, chili pepper, cumin, 411 00:22:59,578 --> 00:23:01,080 dill, dillseed, dill weed, fennel, 412 00:23:01,146 --> 00:23:02,765 garlic flakes, garlic powder, garlic salt, 413 00:23:02,766 --> 00:23:04,917 habanero flakes, Italian seasoning, 414 00:23:05,584 --> 00:23:06,752 and a big jar of bullshit. 415 00:23:07,553 --> 00:23:08,854 Because who am I kidding? 416 00:23:09,154 --> 00:23:11,790 These are only here to be put in alphabetical order. 417 00:23:11,857 --> 00:23:13,892 I mean, I don't use these things. 418 00:23:14,159 --> 00:23:15,794 I don't even know what they do. 419 00:23:16,028 --> 00:23:17,997 What, I'm gonna spice something? 420 00:23:18,430 --> 00:23:20,666 I mean, I... I order in three times a week 421 00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,810 and I've got a Guatemalan housekeeper 422 00:23:22,811 --> 00:23:24,003 that does the rest of the cooking. 423 00:23:24,536 --> 00:23:26,639 She's manning the camera right now. 424 00:23:26,705 --> 00:23:28,641 Thank you, Rosita. I don't say it enough. 425 00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:32,604 I mean, all I do is just get high, eat, 426 00:23:32,605 --> 00:23:34,913 and watch House Hunters International. 427 00:23:35,781 --> 00:23:36,849 [SOBS] 428 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:40,152 I'm sorry. I don't know what's happening. 429 00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:42,621 I don't know what's happening right now. 430 00:23:46,692 --> 00:23:48,627 Click "like" if you enjoyed this video. 431 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:57,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 32245

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