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一
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二
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三,四
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五
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六
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七
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我们这儿还没开门,两位找谁呀
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十四,十五,十六
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十七,十八,十九
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二十,二十一
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二十二
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二十三
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二十四,二十五
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二十六,二十七
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二十八
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二十九
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三十
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你们干嘛撞得那么辛苦
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这门没有锁的
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老虎仔,你认不认识我呀
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我是小鸡,当年我跟我大哥大鸡
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称为武林至尊,横行江湖
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从来没失过手
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那大鸡呢
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给你杀了
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没有大鸡,难道你这只小鸡会变
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当然了,现在我多了两个生死之交
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患难兄弟
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大哥,上刀山下油锅我们都跟定你了
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够义气,告诉我
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你们那一个是有老婆孩子的
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干甚么
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我会手下留情
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单刀
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你的
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让我来
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还有甚么八宝呀
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多得很,上
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是
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上,来吧
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上呀
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你没有了吧
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谁说没有,还有一招
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甚么事呀
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小鸡,想不到你这招三十六计
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走为上计,不错
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老虎仔,有人找你呀
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没空啊
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是财神婆送钱来呀
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有那么便宜的事情
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是啊,你下来再说吧
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她的丈夫逃掉了
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想请你帮她找回来
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是呀,老虎仔大爷
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请你帮帮忙啦
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我这个人很喜欢帮助人的
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那真谢谢你了
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但是我怕那个老板娘不肯放我走呀
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刚才我已经跟她讲好了你的条件
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是的,你欠妓院的钱跟赌场的债
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我负责替你清还
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如果你替我找到了丈夫
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我另外赏你二十两金条
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你丈夫那么值钱的,那个老头儿
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甚么老头儿,他今年才二十八岁呀
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二十八岁
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这种钱我不赚
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就算我帮你找他回来
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不到两天,他又会逃走的
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为甚么?
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你那付尊容
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就算八至八十岁的男人整天对著你
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分分钟也会逃掉的
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不过助人为快乐之本
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他是甚么样子的
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杀
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通杀
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对不起
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下一下好了离手
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二,五,六,十三点大
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再买一来一再买
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刚才开大,买大
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双三,六,十二点大
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她偷了我的钱包
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死鬼,家里没有米你也不理
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整天来这儿赌钱
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你以前骗我一天五餐
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餐餐不同,款式最多
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有没有搞错
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没错,没错
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还不跟我回家
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走得那么容易,放下钱包再说
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对呀,他说你偷了他的钱包
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甚么,你说我偷了他的钱包
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我到这儿来找老公,就是这个死鬼
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有你好处的,快点认呀
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有甚么好处
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甚么,敢说我田鸡的老婆做贼?
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是谁的? 是你的呀
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我的?
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老婆,现在你知道该怎么做啦
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等一下,你们两个,那一个先来
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你先呀 为甚么?
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双天呀 至尊
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至尊
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龙头
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凤尾
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骰落不受
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庄家话事,杀
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甚么牌头 两边切耳
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双鬼拍门
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鬼王拨扇
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间戙
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一戙戙
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右吸四 左吸四
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中掘
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天罗地网
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我那个便宜老婆呢?
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铁布衫
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来呀
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就你一个人住呀 是的
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等一会嘛
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干嘛,还要等人来参观啊
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不是,急甚么嘛,脱衣服啊
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对呀
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我叫你脱衣服,你脱裤子干甚么
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不脱裤子,来这儿干甚么
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别心急嘛,我先帮你把钱拿出来
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然后再脱衣服
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是甚么东西?
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铁布衫
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刚才给他们用刀刺也不怕
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全靠这件刀枪不入的铁布衫
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那这件衣服很值钱罗
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当然了,简直是无价之宝
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来吧,别讲这么多了
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硬绷绷的,有甚么好啊
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把这件衣服也脱了
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不行,这件衣服不能脱
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不脱就算了,你真的不肯脱
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死也不脱
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你那么胖,再加上这个铁甲
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很容易把我压扁的
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不肯脱,就走吧,走呀
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快点
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好热
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怎么今天那么热,热死人了
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好热啊
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好了,我脱
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我脱了
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来吧,快来呀
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毛手毛脚的,很危险的
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危险的是你,又不是我
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你 你
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老婆,你帮我混了这么久
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这一次最能干了
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你知道吗,这件铁布衫
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是失传已久的宝物
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我有了它就可以横行江湖了
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那又怎么样
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别人还不是一样看不起我们
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话不是这么说
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现在人人叫我们男盗女娼
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到那时,他们会尊称我们龙头凤尾
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想得倒好,可是你做过一天王八
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一辈子还是王八
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别讲那么多,来,庆祝一下吧
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死鬼,想做龙头,又不照照镜子
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看看自己那个王八的样子
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那么像我
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就是你嘛
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你是谁呀
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你老婆叫我来找你的
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我老婆
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她在那儿 左手那边
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左,右,左
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我的左手那边呀
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改天请你喝茶
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不是,在我左手那边已经来了
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还有,你老婆跟我讲了一些你的事
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甚么事呀?
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你走前几步吧
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太多了
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你退后一步
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行吗 行了
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你干甚么
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你搞甚么鬼
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我老婆跟你讲了些甚么
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她说你四肢发达头脑简单,好笨呀
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你
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放我下来
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这样就够笨了
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我真不明白,你的骨头加上肥肉
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就算论斤,也不值二十两黄金
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甚么,你捉我不是为了我这件衣服
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你那件破衣服,送给乞儿也不要呀
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不是这件,是铁布衫啊
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铁布衫
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你说甚么 铁布衫
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铁布衫,在那儿啊
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给人抢走了
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给谁抢走了
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你以为我真的那么笨,会告诉你的
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快点
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你不是为了这件衣服
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才娶你的老婆的吧
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那还有讲,我追了她九年
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跟她结婚都有七年了
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你十二岁就追她了 是啊
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我早熟嘛
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那你一定很惨啦
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当然惨啦,十七年了
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每天晚上对著她
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一睁开眼睛又是看见她
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还好,让我偷到了那件铁布衫
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谁知道又给人抢走了
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不如我们两个人合作
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找回那件衣服,有你好处的
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你先放了我吧 好
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难办得到
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等我收到了那二十两黄金再讲
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找死啊
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谢谢老太婆
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站起来
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手放在头上
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那件衣服呢
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给人抢走了
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甚么,给人抢走了?
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惨了,爸爸
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我失掉了
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马可勃罗的私生子马可勃勃
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送给你的那件存家宝
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我对不起你
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你又怎么对得起我
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我知错了,你一刀杀了我吧
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杀了你,太便宜你了
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不行,我要你日日夜夜
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陪伴我
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00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:07,686
这样比死还惨
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你说甚么
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没甚么
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不过我要罚你今晚
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不准你上我的床睡觉
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好,最好你罚多几天,想死啊你
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00:22:42,795 --> 00:22:43,784
你这个臭小子
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00:22:49,535 --> 00:22:51,059
现在我想办法救你出去
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以后你有好的路数
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就要跟我三七分账,怎么样
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你要想清楚呀
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如果每天挑著担荔枝柴,好辛苦的
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甚么叫荔枝柴呀
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用来煲老藕的
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好吧
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左手转两下,右手转三下
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拿右手出来打自己一巴
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把手伸回去,对了
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怎么不行的?
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谁打你一巴 你呀
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刚才呢,我啊
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你也不算太笨
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老虎仔,你再讲一次
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你,慢,慢想想吧
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左手转两下,右手转三下
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拿右手出来打自己一巴
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老婆大人,我以后再也不敢了
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不用害怕,起来吧
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你这个臭小子
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你不怕鸡毛扫啊
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我老婆拿著我就怕
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你拿著我才不怕呐
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看不出你这个死田鸡,说话不算数
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甚么说话不算数,你
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我们讲好一起去找铁布衫的
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你当然想了
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怎么,想清楚了没有
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甚么 一起去找铁布衫呀
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你想啊
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你这个肥田鸡
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你这臭小子
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这些是你的
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干甚么
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这是你老婆给我的
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以后赚到钱就三七分账,拿去吧
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来了一还带多了一个手下来
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来多个就快点手
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记住呀,拿到衣服一人一半
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行了,你小心一点
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那个胖子除了铁布衫之外
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他的武功很厉害的
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厉害得过我这包毒药
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是甚么东西？
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叫做“含笑半步钉”,一沾唇
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走不到一步就会死了
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还会死得很开心呐
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00:26:37,329 --> 00:26:38,523
这次你有没有把握的
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江湖上的人都叫我甚么?
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“三招了”
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就是啊,我一向想计策杀人
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从未超过三招
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00:26:49,341 --> 00:26:50,535
这次你用那三招对付他呀
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00:26:50,976 --> 00:26:54,810
用两招就可以了
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第一招,我要他用双手拿著这个碗
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我的茶那里有毒呀,你试试
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没事吧
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你试试看
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第二招,他就含笑半步钉啦
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如果这两招都不行呐
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00:27:17,069 --> 00:27:18,764
我要他右手拿住这个碗
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左手抓住我的右手
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第三招就把他干掉
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矮子多计,你真行
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我不行,你怎么会找我帮手呀
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他 他下毒呀
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00:27:42,828 --> 00:27:44,819
谋财害命,茶里有毒呀
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00:27:45,897 --> 00:27:48,422
没有,我的茶怎么会有毒,神经病
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你试试看,味道不错
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待会你想喝多一碗呐
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你不信,我试给你看
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老虎仔,让我来
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你还想走
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你为甚么要毒死我们
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快点讲
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我一我只不过想拿那件铁布衫
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你拿来干甚么?
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00:28:52,597 --> 00:28:53,393
你有很多仇人?
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00:28:53,565 --> 00:28:55,032
不是,我拿来卖给别人
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00:28:57,202 --> 00:28:57,964
谁会帮你买?
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00:29:01,206 --> 00:29:04,869
棺材皇帝“四块半”跟贼兄弟他们
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00:29:05,010 --> 00:29:06,204
贼兄弟他们两个畜牲
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你拿衣服也是为了赚钱
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00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:12,446
这样吧,你帮我做一件事
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我给你钱
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00:29:14,052 --> 00:29:15,576
好,有钱就行了
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00:29:17,088 --> 00:29:17,850
你要他干甚么?
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00:29:19,024 --> 00:29:20,787
你替我去查查“千手观音”在那儿
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00:29:20,992 --> 00:29:22,857
一有消息就来“是非镇”通知我
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00:29:23,328 --> 00:29:24,454
好不好 好
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有了消息后,这就是你的
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走吧,走啊
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00:29:33,905 --> 00:29:36,066
老虎仔,我们现在怎么样?
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00:29:36,675 --> 00:29:38,267
既然那么多人喜欢这件衣服
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00:29:38,410 --> 00:29:40,378
我们做多几件假的,卖给他们
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00:29:40,812 --> 00:29:42,404
这样不是大家都有好处嘛
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对,所以说我们两个合作
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一定错不了
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00:29:47,419 --> 00:29:48,283
你别那么得意
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00:29:48,854 --> 00:29:51,084
江湖上有两个人从未失过手的
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00:29:51,389 --> 00:29:51,946
哪两个
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00:29:53,258 --> 00:29:55,658
就是贼兄弟那两个畜牲
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大哥叫一眼关七“金钱豹”
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00:29:58,830 --> 00:30:03,995
那个弟弟叫做笑里藏刀“笑面虎”
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这两个横行江湖,无恶不作
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但是还不算厉害
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最厉害的就是他们的爸爸
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00:30:13,845 --> 00:30:16,780
贼爸“白眉和尚”
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00:30:19,517 --> 00:30:22,577
他凭著一套关外纵横十六蟹形拳
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00:30:22,787 --> 00:30:25,051
直到现在未逢敌手
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00:30:25,590 --> 00:30:26,989
我们两个联手都打不过他
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00:30:27,592 --> 00:30:29,253
那也不一定,要打过才知道
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00:30:29,861 --> 00:30:32,125
你放心好了,以我那么好的头脑
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00:30:32,530 --> 00:30:34,589
想一条妙计出来,一定能打倒他
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00:30:35,100 --> 00:30:36,692
你真行 当然了
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00:30:37,903 --> 00:30:40,201
俗语说得好,自己认天才
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一定是蠢材
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00:30:43,775 --> 00:30:47,108
我一眼关七“金钱豹”
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从来没有给人骗过的
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00:30:50,682 --> 00:30:51,910
这个臭娘们到现在还没来
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00:30:53,018 --> 00:30:54,315
她还没来啊
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00:30:54,986 --> 00:30:58,251
没有,鬼影都看不见
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00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:04,053
大哥呀,她在你前面来了
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00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:10,258
拿著
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00:31:11,002 --> 00:31:12,264
我也看到了,还用你讲
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00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:23,109
果然依时来到,值得鼓掌
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00:31:42,867 --> 00:31:43,492
甚么东西?
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00:31:44,035 --> 00:31:44,729
白鸽
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00:31:48,573 --> 00:31:49,733
衣服没有带来呀?
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00:31:50,709 --> 00:31:52,336
你有没有带钱来?
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00:31:52,911 --> 00:31:55,345
带钱,难道你不知道
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00:31:55,380 --> 00:31:56,870
我们是靠抢起家的
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00:31:57,649 --> 00:32:00,140
有钱带来,还用捉住你
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00:32:00,652 --> 00:32:01,983
搜她身 是,是
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00:32:02,187 --> 00:32:02,846
等一下
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00:32:03,355 --> 00:32:06,051
大哥,有你好处的,你去吧
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00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,328
还是你知道我的心意
385
00:32:21,206 --> 00:32:22,400
为甚么你们不把她抓紧一点
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00:32:27,379 --> 00:32:29,244
大哥,我们… 不许吵
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00:32:29,814 --> 00:32:32,544
金钱豹,我怎么会那么笨
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00:32:32,584 --> 00:32:33,881
带那件衣服来
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00:32:34,419 --> 00:32:35,716
如果你有意思买那件衣服
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00:32:35,887 --> 00:32:38,685
就预备好钱,放了白鸽,再来找我
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00:32:38,823 --> 00:32:41,758
不然的话,你别想,我走了
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00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:45,095
走,走得那么容易
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00:32:45,764 --> 00:32:47,493
老公,出来
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00:32:47,732 --> 00:32:50,360
老公,谁？哪个?
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00:33:07,886 --> 00:33:09,410
快点去拉那只高价马出来
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00:33:09,587 --> 00:33:10,315
长途还是短途呀
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00:33:10,655 --> 00:33:12,680
当然是短途,现在又不是跑长途赛
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00:33:46,057 --> 00:33:48,423
他是这儿是非镇最有钱的
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00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:50,758
棺材皇帝“四块半”
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00:33:56,701 --> 00:33:58,692
穿起来 为甚么要我穿
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00:33:59,137 --> 00:34:00,229
你看不到这件衣服那么大
402
00:34:00,271 --> 00:34:00,999
不适合我穿吗
403
00:34:18,223 --> 00:34:19,281
客官,请坐
404
00:34:31,803 --> 00:34:33,600
这儿有甚么好吃的
405
00:34:34,472 --> 00:34:37,566
本楼最有名的就是多嘴鸡和是非鸭
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00:34:38,209 --> 00:34:40,040
客官,你喜欢吃那一种?
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00:34:40,778 --> 00:34:41,540
这一种
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00:34:43,815 --> 00:34:44,941
你是谁?
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00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:48,283
周身刀没有一把利的
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00:34:48,553 --> 00:34:49,747
你要钱,还是要命
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00:34:50,321 --> 00:34:52,482
两样都不要,要你穿著的那件衣服
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00:34:54,392 --> 00:34:55,723
你凭甚么要抢我这件衣服?
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00:34:56,628 --> 00:34:57,993
就凭这几把刀
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00:34:59,364 --> 00:35:00,490
我穿著的这件衣服
415
00:35:00,532 --> 00:35:01,829
是刀枪不入的铁布衫
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00:35:02,367 --> 00:35:03,766
会怕你那几把生锈刀吗
417
00:35:05,236 --> 00:35:06,100
铁布衫
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00:35:06,404 --> 00:35:09,066
不错,这件就是刀枪不入的铁布衫
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00:35:11,075 --> 00:35:12,440
你脱不脱 不脱
420
00:35:13,111 --> 00:35:15,306
你不脱,我就杀到你脱
421
00:35:21,519 --> 00:35:22,383
想要我的命啊
422
00:35:22,587 --> 00:35:23,144
这把刀是假的嘛
423
00:35:23,188 --> 00:35:24,587
别那么大力,痛的
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00:35:27,492 --> 00:35:28,652
真的砍不到他
425
00:35:32,530 --> 00:35:33,224
真刀
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00:35:38,503 --> 00:35:39,868
搞甚么鬼,是真刀
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00:35:40,972 --> 00:35:41,631
是的
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00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:49,237
是真的 当然是真的
429
00:36:00,725 --> 00:36:01,657
走掉了
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00:36:04,495 --> 00:36:05,189
成啦
431
00:36:10,535 --> 00:36:13,231
铁布衫,我有了它
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00:36:13,805 --> 00:36:16,273
还用怕贼兄弟来抢我的地盘
433
00:36:18,142 --> 00:36:20,838
五咋,我养了你们多久
434
00:36:22,947 --> 00:36:23,845
你讲,大咋
435
00:36:24,415 --> 00:36:25,177
六年了,老板
436
00:36:26,851 --> 00:36:30,719
这六年之内你们除了到处乱杀人
437
00:36:30,888 --> 00:36:33,789
就只会吃饭,放屁
438
00:36:34,192 --> 00:36:36,387
老板,如果我们不到处乱杀人
439
00:36:36,961 --> 00:36:38,826
你的棺材生意怎么会那么好呐
440
00:36:39,230 --> 00:36:40,925
是呀,不然你怎么会这样发达
441
00:36:41,232 --> 00:36:42,096
不准吵
442
00:36:43,134 --> 00:36:47,002
现在这件铁布衫就在那个胖子那儿
443
00:36:47,405 --> 00:36:50,602
我不管你们偷,呃,拐,骗,抢
444
00:36:50,875 --> 00:36:53,435
只要替我拿回来,有赏
445
00:36:54,846 --> 00:36:55,813
是
446
00:37:07,292 --> 00:37:08,953
五位咋大爷
447
00:37:10,361 --> 00:37:11,487
今天有空呀
448
00:37:12,630 --> 00:37:14,291
你们要找的胖子在小红房间
449
00:37:23,574 --> 00:37:27,169
小意思,让我们两个上去对付他
450
00:37:40,725 --> 00:37:42,955
等一会 不用等很久的
451
00:37:43,194 --> 00:37:45,355
我们很快就会出来了
452
00:38:02,380 --> 00:38:03,404
真的那么快就出来了
453
00:38:13,157 --> 00:38:13,680
干甚么?
454
00:38:14,792 --> 00:38:16,726
走错房间
455
00:38:25,169 --> 00:38:27,034
不是这个小红
456
00:38:27,438 --> 00:38:30,271
是那个小虹呀
457
00:38:39,283 --> 00:38:40,841
大咋,他有件铁布衫
458
00:38:41,052 --> 00:38:42,076
我们人多也不行啊
459
00:38:42,620 --> 00:38:45,248
你放心,我们偷偷的进去
460
00:38:45,823 --> 00:38:47,620
好像甲鱼一样,按住他的手脚
461
00:38:48,393 --> 00:38:50,258
我就对著他的头敲下去
462
00:38:51,028 --> 00:38:51,756
那就不用怕了
463
00:39:03,107 --> 00:39:05,268
大咋呀,里面有四只手,四只脚
464
00:39:05,777 --> 00:39:06,869
按那一只呀
465
00:39:07,812 --> 00:39:10,178
照按,有杀错,别放过
466
00:40:23,955 --> 00:40:25,547
老虎仔,还不过来帮手
467
00:40:25,990 --> 00:40:28,618
事不关己,己不劳心
468
00:41:00,858 --> 00:41:01,415
老虎仔呢
469
00:41:01,726 --> 00:41:02,886
拿了个包袱出去了
470
00:41:16,007 --> 00:41:18,407
四块半,才五千大洋
471
00:41:18,676 --> 00:41:20,473
干嘛哭丧著脸
472
00:41:20,778 --> 00:41:22,245
五千大洋啊
473
00:41:23,748 --> 00:41:26,080
你知不知道要死多少人
474
00:41:26,117 --> 00:41:28,244
才可以赚到五千大洋呀
475
00:41:28,553 --> 00:41:29,781
人死得多又怎么样
476
00:41:30,788 --> 00:41:32,380
反正你也不会死就行了
477
00:41:32,990 --> 00:41:35,117
说不定将来救回你的命
478
00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:36,891
就是这件铁布衫
479
00:41:43,167 --> 00:41:44,429
老板
480
00:41:45,269 --> 00:41:47,931
我找得你好苦啊,有消息了
481
00:41:48,306 --> 00:41:48,897
说吧
482
00:41:49,407 --> 00:41:50,669
千手观音呐我找不到
483
00:41:51,008 --> 00:41:52,635
不过我查到她留下一样东西
484
00:41:52,677 --> 00:41:53,644
给“金钱豹”他们
485
00:41:54,145 --> 00:41:54,839
甚么东西呀?
486
00:41:57,949 --> 00:41:59,177
你知道该怎么办啦?
487
00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:02,148
是白鸽
488
00:42:03,554 --> 00:42:06,216
白鸽传书,旧绰头
489
00:42:23,708 --> 00:42:25,972
你这个死猫仔,在妓院把我甩了
490
00:42:26,277 --> 00:42:27,403
偷偷的去赚钱
491
00:42:28,946 --> 00:42:31,073
这些钱你也有份的
492
00:42:32,617 --> 00:42:33,311
你还讲
493
00:42:37,421 --> 00:42:39,389
我又救了你一命
494
00:42:41,225 --> 00:42:41,884
你看看
495
00:42:43,394 --> 00:42:45,726
大哥,那件铁布衫就在那个胖子那儿
496
00:42:47,164 --> 00:42:47,926
一眼关七
497
00:42:48,666 --> 00:42:49,325
金钱豹
498
00:42:49,734 --> 00:42:52,202
死胖子,快些拿铁布衫出来
499
00:42:52,536 --> 00:42:53,161
铁布衫
500
00:43:24,268 --> 00:43:25,963
快脱下来 脱甚么?
501
00:43:28,005 --> 00:43:31,031
有衣脱衣,没衣脱皮,上
502
00:43:47,892 --> 00:43:49,359
死胖子,还不过来帮手
503
00:43:50,194 --> 00:43:53,595
事不关己,己不劳心
504
00:44:34,038 --> 00:44:35,938
衣服在你那儿
505
00:44:36,407 --> 00:44:38,238
打
506
00:44:45,249 --> 00:44:47,649
打,打
507
00:44:52,757 --> 00:44:55,021
我查到千手观音留下一只白鸽
508
00:44:55,059 --> 00:44:55,991
给金钱豹他们
509
00:44:56,494 --> 00:44:58,792
如果要找他,就放了那只白鸽
510
00:44:59,463 --> 00:45:05,527
打
511
00:45:17,715 --> 00:45:21,242
打…谢谢
512
00:45:38,002 --> 00:45:40,562
笨蛋,那件衣服已经卖给四块半了
513
00:45:41,872 --> 00:45:42,930
四块半
514
00:45:44,542 --> 00:45:47,943
不知道是我听错了,还是你说错了
515
00:45:50,347 --> 00:45:51,780
一点儿没错
516
00:45:53,484 --> 00:45:58,080
听著,聪明的就脱下铁布衫
517
00:45:58,556 --> 00:45:59,648
离开是非镇
518
00:46:00,424 --> 00:46:03,325
还有,除了一副棺材之外
519
00:46:03,794 --> 00:46:05,125
甚么都不准带走
520
00:46:07,031 --> 00:46:09,124
那我做完了这笔生意才走
521
00:46:09,867 --> 00:46:10,925
甚么生意?
522
00:46:11,602 --> 00:46:13,695
你们带了多少钱来?
523
00:46:15,072 --> 00:46:16,164
四百大洋呀
524
00:46:18,843 --> 00:46:19,434
干甚么?
525
00:46:23,214 --> 00:46:25,614
刚刚够买六副棺材
526
00:46:26,517 --> 00:46:29,315
你到店里去预备六个全餐给他们
527
00:46:29,587 --> 00:46:32,556
阿黄,你明白没有 明白
528
00:46:37,595 --> 00:46:38,391
让我来对付他
529
00:46:59,116 --> 00:47:03,075
担凳 快些
530
00:47:08,259 --> 00:47:11,023
我这件衣服厉害吧? 厉害
531
00:47:15,032 --> 00:47:17,728
我要把你砍开四块半
532
00:47:18,636 --> 00:47:20,228
你砍得到就来吧
533
00:47:29,813 --> 00:47:30,905
死未
534
00:47:31,815 --> 00:47:35,376
死了一想不死也不行啊
535
00:47:35,986 --> 00:47:38,011
阿黄,留一个全餐给我用啊
536
00:47:39,456 --> 00:47:41,481
我死了,死了
537
00:47:43,894 --> 00:47:44,690
恭喜老大
538
00:47:45,296 --> 00:47:48,026
现在整个是非镇都是你的了
539
00:47:48,365 --> 00:47:50,026
有钱又有面子
540
00:47:51,035 --> 00:47:51,660
等一等
541
00:47:52,169 --> 00:47:53,295
还有那件铁布衫
542
00:47:53,637 --> 00:47:56,401
来,替我拿白鸽出来
543
00:47:56,874 --> 00:47:58,569
我要约千手观音交易
544
00:47:58,943 --> 00:47:59,568
是
545
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:03,939
干甚么?
546
00:48:08,652 --> 00:48:10,381
死田鸡
547
00:48:17,561 --> 00:48:19,028
你约了千手观音在那儿见面
548
00:48:20,564 --> 00:48:21,394
夏村茶竂
549
00:48:26,837 --> 00:48:28,805
你不怕半路给人杀了
550
00:48:29,873 --> 00:48:31,033
怕就两份
551
00:48:36,313 --> 00:48:38,372
想不到一件假衣服就能赚那么多钱
552
00:48:40,384 --> 00:48:42,443
老拿著这包东西,很不方便的
553
00:48:46,290 --> 00:48:47,416
不如藏在这儿好了
554
00:48:48,292 --> 00:48:49,259
你相信我
555
00:48:51,061 --> 00:48:53,086
对,你这个鬼灵精
556
00:48:53,364 --> 00:48:55,093
待会可能偷偷的回来拿走
557
00:48:55,666 --> 00:48:57,827
不如这样,你蒙住我的眼睛
558
00:48:58,002 --> 00:48:58,696
带我走一段路
559
00:48:58,969 --> 00:48:59,901
然后我再蒙住你的眼睛
560
00:48:59,937 --> 00:49:00,961
带你走一段路
561
00:49:02,339 --> 00:49:05,900
好啊,你要是回来拿,要我带路
562
00:49:06,510 --> 00:49:10,139
我回来拿钱呐,也要你带路,好计
563
00:49:21,225 --> 00:49:25,286
你拖著我,我也认识路,不如你背我
564
00:49:26,997 --> 00:49:27,725
好啊
565
00:49:31,902 --> 00:49:34,564
你这个人有时候就诡计多端
566
00:49:34,838 --> 00:49:36,965
但是对我呐也算是公道了
567
00:49:37,441 --> 00:49:39,102
有时候做人要讲宗旨
568
00:49:39,309 --> 00:49:40,901
我对朋友会讲公道
569
00:49:42,146 --> 00:49:43,704
不过,对敌人呐
570
00:49:44,214 --> 00:49:45,476
我会诡计多端了
571
00:49:45,883 --> 00:49:46,975
应该,应该的
572
00:50:07,805 --> 00:50:15,337
现在轮到我了,绑紧一点
573
00:50:16,880 --> 00:50:18,006
把左脚举起来 干嘛?
574
00:50:18,348 --> 00:50:19,212
待会你就明白了
575
00:50:26,056 --> 00:50:26,681
好了
576
00:50:29,259 --> 00:50:30,385
你跟著我走吧
577
00:50:30,727 --> 00:50:32,319
不用背了,快跟著来呀
578
00:50:36,667 --> 00:50:37,827
走快点嘛
579
00:50:59,723 --> 00:51:00,747
休息一会吧
580
00:51:05,929 --> 00:51:07,396
谢谢,,慢,慢走
581
00:51:14,138 --> 00:51:17,574
伙计,有没有见过个单眼的人来过
582
00:51:17,841 --> 00:51:19,706
单眼的,没有
583
00:51:27,518 --> 00:51:28,849
刺不进吧
584
00:51:29,319 --> 00:51:29,978
刺不进
585
00:51:40,797 --> 00:51:43,698
就凭你这把生锈刀想宰我肥田鸡
586
00:51:44,768 --> 00:51:45,564
我真不明白
587
00:51:46,103 --> 00:51:47,502
你那件衣服不是给人抢走了吗
588
00:51:49,706 --> 00:51:51,469
给人抢去的那件是假的
589
00:51:51,808 --> 00:51:54,777
这件才是真的,笨蛋
590
00:51:59,983 --> 00:52:01,541
你到那儿去呀 盯住她
591
00:52:01,852 --> 00:52:02,944
不用你去,我自己去
592
00:52:04,154 --> 00:52:04,745
为甚么
593
00:52:05,255 --> 00:52:06,381
刚才那场戏表演得精采
594
00:52:06,590 --> 00:52:07,716
这件衣服一定有人来买的
595
00:52:07,958 --> 00:52:09,118
你在这儿做这笔生意吧
596
00:53:06,717 --> 00:53:08,446
难道我这件衣服是假的
597
00:53:37,748 --> 00:53:39,306
还是我这把好
598
00:53:45,389 --> 00:53:46,617
这把适合你用
599
00:53:51,428 --> 00:53:53,020
果然好用,来吧
600
00:53:59,369 --> 00:54:01,303
我在这儿呐
601
00:54:54,091 --> 00:54:56,525
谢谢两位,谢谢
602
00:54:56,793 --> 00:54:58,556
全部是自己做,你真行
603
00:54:58,862 --> 00:54:59,556
改天再来
604
00:55:14,644 --> 00:55:17,408
我问你,做是非镇皇帝有甚么好处
605
00:55:17,848 --> 00:55:20,214
好处多了,讲一天也讲不完哪
606
00:55:20,751 --> 00:55:23,652
那不用讲了,现在最凶的是谁
607
00:55:24,087 --> 00:55:28,251
就是金钱豹大爷,他杀了四块半后
608
00:55:28,592 --> 00:55:31,584
霸占了他的地盘,现在好威风啊
609
00:55:32,929 --> 00:55:34,294
就是那个畜牲呀
610
00:55:34,898 --> 00:55:36,832
拿酒来,让我喝几杯壮壮胆
611
00:55:37,100 --> 00:55:38,692
然后再去找他,剥了他的皮
612
00:55:38,935 --> 00:55:39,867
拿来做背心穿
613
00:55:40,437 --> 00:55:42,098
快点,好
614
00:55:46,943 --> 00:55:47,841
不用找了
615
00:55:53,717 --> 00:55:57,175
那么大胆,想做这儿的土皇帝
616
00:55:58,021 --> 00:55:59,579
还狠过我们
617
00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:06,687
如果我怕你这把刀就不来了
618
00:56:20,177 --> 00:56:22,236
不可能,这刀磨过的
619
00:56:30,086 --> 00:56:30,882
铁布衫
620
00:56:35,992 --> 00:56:37,357
你们两个还想不想跟我混
621
00:56:37,594 --> 00:56:38,390
想呀大哥
622
00:56:38,628 --> 00:56:40,755
想就帮我去干掉他 是
623
00:56:45,368 --> 00:56:48,303
大哥,他那件铁布衫是刀枪不入的
624
00:56:49,005 --> 00:56:49,869
饭桶
625
00:56:51,842 --> 00:56:52,968
甚 甚么事?
626
00:56:53,276 --> 00:56:55,608
不如回去请老爷跟二少爷来吧
627
00:56:56,046 --> 00:56:57,172
对 是
628
00:56:57,848 --> 00:57:00,180
怎么样,有话留扫墓的时候才讲吧
629
00:57:00,917 --> 00:57:02,407
我受不了,不
630
00:57:02,819 --> 00:57:04,753
死胖子,你别要嘴皮子
631
00:57:05,121 --> 00:57:06,053
,慢,慢你就知道厉害
632
00:57:16,466 --> 00:57:18,559
想不到我田鸡也可以做皇帝
633
00:58:02,312 --> 00:58:03,711
大王,外边有一个人
634
00:58:03,747 --> 00:58:04,736
他说一定要见你
635
00:58:05,482 --> 00:58:07,950
谁呀 好像是叫老虎仔
636
00:58:10,820 --> 00:58:13,584
找谁,你找谁啊,走
637
00:58:16,126 --> 00:58:16,820
走吧
638
00:58:27,604 --> 00:58:28,400
你想干甚么
639
00:58:28,838 --> 00:58:30,806
别那么紧张,我甚么都不要
640
00:58:34,044 --> 00:58:34,976
又想出诡计了
641
00:58:35,946 --> 00:58:38,414
不是,我们合作得那么好
642
00:58:38,448 --> 00:58:41,042
有好处,一定有你份的嘛
643
00:58:42,819 --> 00:58:43,547
有甚么好处
644
00:58:44,220 --> 00:58:46,085
省城多了一间妓院你知道吗
645
00:58:46,356 --> 00:58:46,845
不知道
646
00:58:47,290 --> 00:58:48,279
里边有两个红姑娘
647
00:58:48,792 --> 00:58:49,884
胖的叫杨贵妃
648
00:58:50,126 --> 00:58:52,026
瘦的那个叫赵飞燕,你知道吗
649
00:58:52,429 --> 00:58:53,020
我不知道
650
00:58:53,396 --> 00:58:55,830
如果随你挑,你知不知道要那一个
651
00:58:56,466 --> 00:58:57,228
这我知道
652
00:58:57,567 --> 00:58:59,626
两个都要,行
653
00:59:00,503 --> 00:59:02,198
我们快去吧,来 走
654
00:59:06,042 --> 00:59:06,770
你等我一会儿
655
00:59:07,110 --> 00:59:08,270
我进去放好东西就出来
656
00:59:19,422 --> 00:59:21,754
老虎仔,你不用出诡计了
657
00:59:22,726 --> 00:59:23,522
干嘛
658
00:59:24,027 --> 00:59:25,085
我没有穿那件衣服出来
659
00:59:26,196 --> 00:59:26,890
你藏起来啦
660
00:59:27,597 --> 00:59:29,724
上次碰过钉,这次怎么会穿著
661
00:59:29,766 --> 00:59:30,698
去这种地方呐
662
00:59:32,335 --> 00:59:33,393
学到东西了
663
00:59:33,970 --> 00:59:35,028
一点点
664
00:59:47,283 --> 00:59:48,045
随便坐
665
01:00:03,366 --> 01:00:03,991
坐
666
01:00:05,201 --> 01:00:05,826
两位要点甚么
667
01:00:07,237 --> 01:00:08,761
两煲蛤蛤饭,蛤蛤饭
668
01:00:08,938 --> 01:00:11,236
蛤蛤饭,甚么叫蛤蛤饭
669
01:00:11,441 --> 01:00:12,499
田鸡饭两煲
670
01:00:25,588 --> 01:00:28,216
田鸡,那边有个妞好漂亮
671
01:01:06,596 --> 01:01:08,621
我叫你看,干嘛挤眉弄眼的
672
01:01:08,832 --> 01:01:10,299
不是,你的
673
01:01:10,934 --> 01:01:14,131
怎么搞的,我帮你去说几句好话
674
01:01:19,576 --> 01:01:20,133
队长
675
01:01:23,279 --> 01:01:25,873
队长,我那个小舅子发花癫
676
01:01:26,182 --> 01:01:29,709
他一看见漂亮妞就会旧病复发
677
01:01:34,691 --> 01:01:37,751
你看,他的病愈来愈厉害,真对不起
678
01:01:37,994 --> 01:01:38,892
我过去教训教训他
679
01:01:44,901 --> 01:01:48,268
不行啊,原来他是这儿的恶霸
680
01:01:48,838 --> 01:01:51,466
专门欺侮善良,甚么都敢做
681
01:01:52,242 --> 01:01:55,575
那么凶,让我去揍他一顿,抢他老婆
682
01:01:56,679 --> 01:01:58,806
别那么紧张,你那么胖
683
01:01:58,982 --> 01:01:59,971
吓都把他给吓死了
684
01:02:00,450 --> 01:02:02,418
让我过去再跟他说说看
685
01:02:02,652 --> 01:02:03,744
如果不行,我就走开
686
01:02:04,053 --> 01:02:05,953
你起来走过去,我退后一步
687
01:02:06,089 --> 01:02:07,021
你就对他凶一点
688
01:02:08,625 --> 01:02:10,115
你退一步,我凶一点
689
01:02:11,194 --> 01:02:12,923
这样已经可以把他吓死了
690
01:02:16,399 --> 01:02:17,388
他真是无药可救
691
01:02:17,667 --> 01:02:19,897
他还说要过来揍你一顿,抢走你老婆
692
01:02:20,236 --> 01:02:20,725
甚么
693
01:02:24,541 --> 01:02:25,906
我退后一步,你就凶一点
694
01:02:28,878 --> 01:02:29,537
龙形
695
01:02:29,846 --> 01:02:30,710
蛇形
696
01:02:31,514 --> 01:02:32,139
虎形
697
01:02:32,849 --> 01:02:33,645
豹形
698
01:02:34,417 --> 01:02:35,008
鹤形
699
01:02:45,395 --> 01:02:47,795
现在是甚么形
700
01:02:48,631 --> 01:02:49,962
死
701
01:02:50,133 --> 01:02:51,065
死刑
702
01:02:54,070 --> 01:02:56,664
你这个死胖子,把衣服藏起来
703
01:02:57,140 --> 01:03:00,598
我到你家里去找,不相信我找不到
704
01:03:23,266 --> 01:03:26,326
岂有此理,你快讲,胖子在那儿
705
01:03:26,636 --> 01:03:27,500
讲不讲 不知道
706
01:03:27,670 --> 01:03:28,227
不知道
707
01:03:29,272 --> 01:03:32,105
岂有此理,你还不快讲胖子在哪儿
708
01:03:33,343 --> 01:03:39,675
快说,快点说
白眉和尚?
709
01:03:41,985 --> 01:03:45,819
爸爸,那个胖子走掉了,不在这儿
710
01:03:48,324 --> 01:03:49,985
我们就在这儿等他回来
711
01:04:43,029 --> 01:04:45,156
胖子,那只肥鸡好吃吗
712
01:04:47,333 --> 01:04:51,599
臭小子,你害我坐牢,我要打死你
713
01:04:57,977 --> 01:04:59,239
真的 真的
714
01:04:59,479 --> 01:05:01,276
他们一家大小在你家等你回去
715
01:05:02,148 --> 01:05:04,343
惨了,那件衣服还在我房间里呀
716
01:05:05,385 --> 01:05:09,082
在你房间,我怎么找不到呢
717
01:05:11,558 --> 01:05:12,490
你这个臭小子
718
01:05:13,927 --> 01:05:14,757
你想跟我打架
719
01:05:14,961 --> 01:05:15,655
还是拿回那件衣服
720
01:05:16,696 --> 01:05:18,687
我 我想
721
01:05:18,898 --> 01:05:21,162
怎么样
722
01:05:21,568 --> 01:05:23,627
我 我想
723
01:05:23,670 --> 01:05:25,331
先拿回衣服再跟你打吧
724
01:05:25,972 --> 01:05:28,907
对,你跟我来吧
725
01:05:57,971 --> 01:05:58,528
他是谁
726
01:05:59,139 --> 01:06:00,936
贼阿,白和
727
01:06:01,274 --> 01:06:01,899
很厉害的
728
01:06:02,776 --> 01:06:04,505
可以这么说,现在不厉害
729
01:06:04,911 --> 01:06:06,845
但是他醒过来的话就不得了啦
730
01:06:14,220 --> 01:06:15,380
那件衣服藏在哪儿
731
01:06:24,063 --> 01:06:25,291
后面那个墙洞里边
732
01:06:26,332 --> 01:06:28,232
干嘛你那么笨 什么
733
01:06:28,902 --> 01:06:30,369
怎么会想到这个地方
734
01:06:30,937 --> 01:06:32,336
我怎么知道他会睡在这个房间
735
01:06:33,807 --> 01:06:35,138
搬啊
736
01:07:48,481 --> 01:07:49,971
好了
737
01:07:52,785 --> 01:07:54,980
别吵醒那个老家伙,知道吗
738
01:08:19,212 --> 01:08:20,975
惨了
739
01:09:21,674 --> 01:09:23,699
你干什么,快点拿衣服
740
01:09:24,010 --> 01:09:25,841
你的命比这件衣服要紧,快点走吧
741
01:09:27,480 --> 01:09:28,538
铁布衫
742
01:09:50,370 --> 01:09:52,964
洒家虽然练不成童子功
743
01:09:54,207 --> 01:09:55,868
现在有了这件铁布衫
744
01:09:56,843 --> 01:09:58,174
一样是刀枪不入
745
01:11:53,025 --> 01:11:53,616
这个
746
01:12:10,076 --> 01:12:13,910
住手,有事慢慢说
747
01:12:15,781 --> 01:12:19,342
兄弟,什么事啊
748
01:12:19,619 --> 01:12:22,247
我来报仇的 报仇
749
01:12:24,590 --> 01:12:28,253
每个人来这儿都是报仇的
750
01:12:30,229 --> 01:12:31,253
你输得很惨吗
751
01:12:32,431 --> 01:12:36,697
不用心急,我们还没开市
752
01:12:39,672 --> 01:12:42,664
你没开市,我已经开市了
753
01:12:45,378 --> 01:12:47,346
竟敢在这儿打人
754
01:12:47,847 --> 01:12:48,871
你知不知道这儿是谁关照的
755
01:12:49,115 --> 01:12:50,082
我知道,金钱豹
756
01:12:56,322 --> 01:12:57,118
谢谢
757
01:12:57,423 --> 01:12:58,287
你想
758
01:12:59,759 --> 01:13:01,249
大哥,他
759
01:13:14,273 --> 01:13:17,003
死田鸡,杀了他 是
760
01:13:20,112 --> 01:13:22,012
大哥,他 他
761
01:13:22,215 --> 01:13:25,946
他没有铁布衫,怕什么,快去
762
01:13:32,625 --> 01:13:37,119
真气死我了,拿真功夫出来吧
763
01:14:36,122 --> 01:14:38,522
凉茶老板,到你了
764
01:15:09,755 --> 01:15:10,517
真不小心
765
01:15:28,207 --> 01:15:28,901
岂有此理
766
01:15:57,269 --> 01:15:59,430
死未,你完了
767
01:16:10,416 --> 01:16:11,212
请坐 谢谢
768
01:16:22,828 --> 01:16:23,658
老虎
769
01:17:00,599 --> 01:17:02,362
真的打到他傻了
770
01:18:04,029 --> 01:18:04,961
老虎仔
771
01:18:06,398 --> 01:18:07,387
笑面虎
772
01:18:08,501 --> 01:18:10,799
所谓一山不能藏二虎
773
01:18:11,270 --> 01:18:13,363
所以我来找你
774
01:18:13,939 --> 01:18:16,840
现在我有两条路给你走
775
01:18:18,143 --> 01:18:21,601
第一条是阴司路,直阎王殿
776
01:18:23,215 --> 01:18:24,614
第二条是财路
777
01:18:25,518 --> 01:18:26,951
你可以跟我们一起捞
778
01:18:28,287 --> 01:18:29,811
我也有两条路给你走
779
01:18:30,756 --> 01:18:33,020
一条是撞墙而死
780
01:18:33,592 --> 01:18:38,256
另一条是解裤带出来,吊颈自杀
781
01:18:42,835 --> 01:18:44,325
你也蛮好笑的
782
01:18:45,037 --> 01:18:46,026
如果我有你那么好笑
783
01:18:47,273 --> 01:18:48,501
早就拿去卖了
784
01:21:30,002 --> 01:21:39,104
乌龟 爸爸
785
01:21:40,646 --> 01:21:41,635
爸爸
786
01:21:45,217 --> 01:21:46,980
念出来听 是
787
01:21:48,821 --> 01:21:51,949
白眉和尚是
788
01:21:52,157 --> 01:21:53,749
是 是什么,念出来
789
01:21:54,993 --> 01:21:56,790
乌龟王八蛋
790
01:21:59,665 --> 01:22:00,757
哈哈
791
01:22:06,705 --> 01:22:08,070
笑什么,找死呀
792
01:22:09,742 --> 01:22:11,937
这儿是这么写的
793
01:22:12,244 --> 01:22:14,212
不用解释,快些念
794
01:22:17,783 --> 01:22:19,250
不敢来找我们
795
01:22:20,152 --> 01:22:22,347
没种,有种,都会绝种
796
01:22:23,155 --> 01:22:26,386
谁讲的 我讲的
797
01:22:31,263 --> 01:22:37,327
哎唷,爸爸,怕怕
798
01:22:38,170 --> 01:22:38,829
在哪儿
799
01:22:41,240 --> 01:22:42,537
乌龟山
800
01:24:05,457 --> 01:24:07,288
老虎,螃蟹
801
01:24:08,093 --> 01:24:10,027
老虎蟹,拼呀,卖命呀
802
01:28:17,776 --> 01:28:18,834
大石压死蟹
803
01:28:22,981 --> 01:28:25,006
你怎么搞的,又说大石压死蟹
804
01:28:25,383 --> 01:28:26,714
他现在变了大闸蟹
805
01:28:26,885 --> 01:28:28,284
不用再大石压死蟹了
806
01:28:41,166 --> 01:28:44,226
铁布衫没有了,剩下这包钱
807
01:28:44,903 --> 01:28:46,063
我们三,七分了它吧
808
01:28:46,304 --> 01:28:47,896
三,七,哪个三,哪个七啊
809
01:28:48,473 --> 01:28:49,701
当然我七,你三啦
810
01:28:50,108 --> 01:28:51,132
我们以前讲好的
811
01:28:51,910 --> 01:28:54,071
是吗,我可没答应过你
812
01:28:55,480 --> 01:28:56,174
别啰嗦了
813
01:28:57,315 --> 01:29:00,773
俗语说：老虎,田鸡,恶夹
814
01:29:01,153 --> 01:29:02,848
你跟我是合不来的
815
01:29:03,488 --> 01:29:07,288
我们分个高下,你赢,你拿去
816
01:29:07,726 --> 01:29:10,320
我赢,我拿走,怎么样
817
01:29:11,096 --> 01:29:13,462
我早就料到你会出这一招
818
01:29:36,888 --> 01:29:38,116
我也有
819
01:29:41,726 --> 01:29:42,954
学会了
820
01:29:43,595 --> 01:29:47,964
一点点,你的诡计我全学会了
821
01:29:48,600 --> 01:29:53,003
真是后生可畏,孺子可教矣
822
01:29:57,442 --> 01:29:59,273
真的一模一样
823
01:29:59,644 --> 01:30:00,611
还不止呐
824
01:30:03,181 --> 01:30:04,705
夜半灯照田鸡
825
01:30:07,519 --> 01:30:09,453
我这招叫武松打虎
826
01:31:18,790 --> 01:31:21,588
学得不错 当然了
827
01:31:44,849 --> 01:31:45,611
认输了
828
01:31:45,650 --> 01:31:47,345
认什么输,我自己打中自己
829
01:32:02,534 --> 01:32:03,398
我也会
830
01:32:20,352 --> 01:32:22,946
以为自己好聪明,原来是大笨蛋
831
01:33:11,236 --> 01:33:11,998
你完了
832
01:33:17,575 --> 01:33:19,770
谁完蛋了 我完蛋了
833
01:34:35,854 --> 01:34:37,344
干什么,想抢东西
834
01:34:37,755 --> 01:34:39,552
做了善事,还想拿回去
835
01:34:41,993 --> 01:34:42,789
做善事
836
01:34:51,135 --> 01:34:52,762
胖子,你过来
837
01:34:56,474 --> 01:34:57,634
你好像很脸熟呀
838
01:34:59,677 --> 01:35:01,611
你不记得啦,你娘是我干妈
839
01:35:01,913 --> 01:35:03,039
我是你的干大哥
840
01:35:03,915 --> 01:35:05,940
是吗,我娘胎有个干儿子
841
01:35:06,851 --> 01:35:07,977
你的记忆力那么坏
842
01:35:08,486 --> 01:35:09,680
胖子,走吧,走呀
843
01:35:11,055 --> 01:35:14,354
他是我干大哥,我是他的...
844
01:35:16,928 --> 01:35:18,953
现在什么都没了 还有
845
01:35:20,899 --> 01:35:21,593
还有什么
846
01:35:22,166 --> 01:35:24,134
如果你想要,把眼睛闭上
847
01:35:24,502 --> 01:35:25,969
把手伸进来,随便你拿
848
01:35:29,073 --> 01:35:31,132
没有啊 慢慢找啊
849
01:35:37,882 --> 01:35:40,817
干什么,干什么
850
01:35:42,587 --> 01:35:43,519
你又想干什么
851
01:35:43,655 --> 01:35:45,520
没什么,带你回去你老婆那儿
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