Original subtitles

- I am too old for this shit.

Get your damn hands in the air.

I ain't gonna ask you twice.

Step away from the kid.

Nice and slow like.

I'm gonna give you to the count of three.

One.

Two.

- Michael, get in the fucking car now!

- Jacob.

Jacob, what's in your lap?

Jacob.

What's in your lap?

- Why you always gotta pick on Jacob?

He's fucking harmless. Look at him.

- That's where you're wrong.

He's weak.

He's physically weak.

He's weak in the head.

He's the one who keeps leaving the fucking gate open

and jeopardizing the haunt.

I'm not going down for some fucking retard.

What is this shit?

- Let me see.

Jacob,

who're these people?

- Family.

- Jacob, these people aren't your family.

This ain't us.

It's never gonna be us.

- Are you ashamed of us, Jacob?

Let me tell you something, Jacob.

We are all you got.

We are all you're ever gonna get.

Do you understand me, Jacob?

And the sooner you realize this,

the sooner you get it through your thick, fucking skull

that these people are not your family.

Do you understand, Jacob?!

Do you fucking get...

- Hey!

- You're not right in the head, Jacob.

Do you under-fucking-stand?

- Hey!

I got an idea.

Why don't we go out tonight?

I've got a plan.

- I don't know.

- Fuck it.

I gotta get out of here and...

we can even see if Michael's still got it.

- All right.

Let's do it.

Get the car ready.

You gonna watch the house?

- Yeah, sure.

- Good.

- You guys are never gonna sleep

with all that sugar.

- See?

I still know how to have fun.

You flank them from the right.

I'm gonna go from the left.

Wait for my signal.

When I blow the horn twice, you get them.

- Goodnight, girls.

- Have fun.

- What was that?

- Melanie!

Melanie!

- Everything's gonna be okay.

I'm gonna get you some help.

It's gonna be okay.

It's gonna be okay.

- When we get back,

and we're not with the girls,

I want you to watch Michael.

I don't know what's going through his head,

but I don't think we can trust him.

I'm serious.

We need to keep him on a leash.

- I know. I hear you.

- What the fuck?

Damn, is she dead?

See? This is the kinda shit I'm talking about.

- So angry.

- When we get back, get Jacob to clean up the body.

That'll teach him some responsibility.

- I heard that.

- Michael.

When we get back,

you and Jacob are gonna clean up that body.

Do you understand?

Motherfucker.

- Why are you doing this?

- Help us!

Just let us go.

- You gotta help us.

Please.

You can help us, please.

- Help me! Please help me!

Help me! Please!

Please, help me!

I'm down here, I don't wanna die.

I don't wanna die.

- What do we do? What do we do?

She's trying to cry out.

- Help me, please.

- Everyone knows of the one and only Bunnyman.

- Who the fuck is Bunnyman?

- It's fucking Michael, all right?

I'm calling him Bunnyman now.

If you can shut the fuck up,

I'm gonna finish my speech.

Why we gotta do a speech anyway?

- Because you've got to practice before the haunt.

I don't want you socially-fucking-awkward

in front of these people.

Who the fuck is Bunnyman, anyway?

- I don't know. I don't fucking care, all right?

But what I do know is...

even the deaf kids in Guadalajara

have heard the rumors about him.

He's come back home now.

He's been traveling all around the world for months on end.

Picking up all the bad habits

from all the criminals around the world.

Nobody knows how many people he's killed.

Nobody, and I mean nobody,

is brave enough to ask him.

- How many people have you killed?

- Hey!

Cover your eyes and your ears

because, yes, yes, the rumors are true.

What you're about to see can't be unseen.

Ladies and gentlemen,

I present to you, the birth of Bunnyman.

- Hey, Michael.

You look like a chicken nugget.

- Yeah, he does.

He does.

Just like extra crispy.

That shit's nasty.

His skin's all flaking off and shit.

Oh, Michael's getting mad.

- What're you gonna do, motherfucker?

- What happened?

What did we do?

- You know Michael.

He just needs to blow off some steam.

He'll be back.

- All right.

You have two options.

Option A and option B.

Option A.

You drink this.

Water or...

let those spiders crawl...

- No!

- So what's it gonna be?

Water?

Or spiders?

Didn't I tell you to make a decision?

Huh?

If you don't pick one,

I will make you do both.

Water?

Spiders?

- Water.

- You sure?

- It's not water, it's acid.

- Oh god.

- You're so pretty.

For you, sweetheart.

What's it gonna be?

Water?

- Oh, god.

- Or let the spiders

crawl on you.

- Spiders.

- All right.

♪ The itsy-bitsy spider ♪

♪ Went up the water spout ♪

♪ Down came the rain ♪

♪ And washed the spider out ♪

♪ Out came the sun ♪

♪ And dried up all the rain ♪

♪ And the itsy-bitsy spider ♪

♪ Went up the spout again ♪

- Now what?

Huh?

Jacob.

- Jack,

I don't know.

I don't think it's smart to just randomly show up

and go through people's stuff.

- Look, we're lost.

If I keep driving around in circles,

we're gonna run out of gas.

Besides, maybe there's somebody here that can help.

- Well, I think it's a bad idea.

- I think it's a great idea.

Come on, it'll be fun.

- Do you think people live here?

- I hope not.

- Rachel, stop touching everything.

You're gonna break something. Come on.

- Hey guys, check this out.

- It's not even scary.

- The door!

Get the door!

- Are you guys okay?

- You have to help us.

There's someone in there

and this guy.

Her friend was in the elevator.

- Calm down.

What's going on?

- There's someone trying to kills us.

- Yeah, me.

- Oh yeah.

♪ You are a machinist ♪

♪ And at your will ♪

♪ All the machinery ♪

♪ Is standing still ♪

♪ You walk and stand ♪

♪ For hours a day ♪

♪ Your strong arms ♪

♪ Bend the metal easily ♪

♪ You are a machinist ♪

♪ And at your will ♪

♪ All the machinery ♪

♪ Is standing still ♪

♪ You are a machinist ♪

♪ And at your will ♪

♪ All the machinery ♪

♪ Is standing still ♪

♪ You are a machinist ♪

♪ The machinist of joy ♪

♪ You are a machinist ♪

♪ The machinist of joy ♪

♪ You are a machinist ♪

♪ The machinist of joy ♪

♪ You are a machinist ♪

♪ And at your will ♪

♪ All the machinery ♪

♪ Is standing still ♪

♪ You are a machinist ♪

♪ And at your will ♪

♪ All the machinery ♪

♪ Is standing still ♪

♪ You are a machinist ♪

♪ The machinist of joy ♪

♪ You are a machinist ♪

♪ The machinist of joy ♪

♪ You are a machinist ♪

♪ The machinist of joy ♪

♪ You are a machinist ♪

♪ The machinist of joy ♪

♪ You are a machinist ♪

- Ladies and gentleman,

you have never seen anything as unholy,

as inhuman,

as the half-human, half-bunny.

All hideous monster lurking inside of our haunted house.

You're gonna need this.

- It's locked.

- Hello?

Can you open the door?

- So stupid.

Hello?

Hello?

- Hello?

Somebody open the door.

Can you let us out?

Can anybody hear us?

Hello?

Hello?

- Is that a fake chainsaw you got?

What're you gonna do?

Cut my fingers off?

- Help!

- Ladies and gentlemen,

I present to you

the one, the only...

- Run away!

They're trying to kill us!

Run away!

They're trying to kill us.

- Shut the fuck up!

Shut up now!

- They're trying to kill us!

- Everybody.

- Run away!

- You shut up, right now!

- They're trying to kill us!

- Fuck.

I don't fucking know.

- Carl, inside now.

Get inside.

- Jacob.

Jacob, not right now.

- Are we gonna have to pack up

and leave town?

- Oh, look, it's trying to think.

- John, what're we gonna do?

- I'm gonna tell you what we're gonna do.

We're gonna pack up as much shit as we can carry

and get the fuck out of town.

That's what we're gonna do.

I don't need to tell you it takes at least a week

to pack up the trucks,

which means we're gonna lose thousands of dollars

of equipment.

We had a good thing going, here.

I, for one, am fucking pissed

because we gotta leave because of

that retarded motherfucker.

And you.

We should have never let you come back.

You jeopardized all our lives

and cost us thousands of dollars

just because of your fucking anger issues.

What're you gonna do, motherfucker?

- Hey John, relax, all right?

How much time do we have left?

- I'd say we got about 20 minutes.

Then it's every man for themselves.

- What do you mean?

- Do I have to fucking spell it out for you?

We go our separate ways.

That's it, pure and simple.

But first, I want this motherfucker to be held accountable

for what he did.

- Take Michael outside.

- But?

- Take him!

Sorry, but you've gotta leave your home

and find a new place to live.

Don't worry, you'll figure it out.

But right now, I really need you to take Michael outside.

Jacob!

Take Michael outside.

- This ain't over.

This ain't over by a long shot.

You better watch your fucking back.

Next time we come, you better be fucking prepared.

- Jacob, get Michael out of here.

Come on! Police are coming.

Hurry the fuck up!

Come on! Get out of here!

- This is the most dysfunctional god damn family I know.

- What's the plan?

- We have to kill Michael.

We need to kill Michael, here and now.

Hopefully the cops will pin this shit on him

and take some heat off us.

- Yeah, but...

- It's the only way.

He fucked up and put us all in jeopardy.

Now we'll be lucky if we're not running

for the rest of our god damn lives

because of this motherfucker.

It's over.

- They gonna kill you.

You can't stay here no more.

You promise me

you find a place in your world

and you have a good life.

You won't harm my brothers

and they won't harm you.

You promise me?

Goodbye, my friend.

- Jacob!

Jacob, where's Michael going?

Where's Michael going?

- I don't know.

- Bullshit!

Come here.

Jacob, get your ass over here!

Now!

- Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Jacob didn't deserve to die.

- Fuck Jacob.

Come on, motherfucker!

We're right here!

Where you gonna go?

We're all you got.

Step out the car.

- You won't harm my brothers

and they won't harm you.

You promise me?

Goodbye, my friend.

- Should we follow him?

- Nah.

He'll go into the mountains.

The junkyard is all he knows.

- Fuck.

What the fuck?

- What the fuck?

- It's okay.

It's okay.

Everything will be all right.

He can't hurt you anymore.

And slowly, but surely,

the feelings will go away

forever and ever,

forever and ever.

- Our main event of the evening!

Ten rounds.