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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:23,700 --> 00:00:25,966 - Hey, jaywalkers! 2 00:00:25,967 --> 00:00:30,166 Hey, you motherfucker, you best be crossing at the light! 3 00:00:30,167 --> 00:00:31,999 You're gonna get fucked up! 4 00:00:32,000 --> 00:00:33,567 No, you do it here! 5 00:00:35,067 --> 00:00:37,399 Do it here, you see? 6 00:00:37,400 --> 00:00:38,999 You fuck 'em up. 7 00:00:39,000 --> 00:00:40,466 You don't see the sign, man? 8 00:00:40,467 --> 00:00:42,132 What good is it for you to pay the taxes 9 00:00:42,133 --> 00:00:44,232 on a sign, and you're not gonna use it? 10 00:00:45,068 --> 00:00:46,399 Oh, shit! 11 00:00:46,400 --> 00:00:47,632 See? 12 00:00:47,633 --> 00:00:49,599 Fucking working for everybody, bro. 13 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:51,433 Working for everybody. 14 00:00:52,533 --> 00:00:53,367 Go ahead. 15 00:01:00,100 --> 00:01:02,099 Fuck this sign! 16 00:01:02,100 --> 00:01:03,367 Fuck this sign. 17 00:01:04,400 --> 00:01:06,366 Fuck this sign. 18 00:01:06,367 --> 00:01:08,399 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 19 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:09,632 Buddy, come on. 20 00:01:09,633 --> 00:01:10,467 - What do you mean, whoa? 21 00:01:10,468 --> 00:01:11,699 - Whoa, whoa, come on. 22 00:01:11,700 --> 00:01:14,767 Don't be an asshole. - No, it's my friend. 23 00:01:28,567 --> 00:01:30,099 - Why was he acting like that? 24 00:01:30,100 --> 00:01:31,332 - I don't know. 25 00:01:31,333 --> 00:01:32,599 He's just being a really big baby. 26 00:01:32,600 --> 00:01:33,533 - And you only have one sibling, right? 27 00:01:33,533 --> 00:01:34,500 - Yeah, my little bro. 28 00:01:34,501 --> 00:01:35,732 - And you guys get along? 29 00:01:35,733 --> 00:01:36,832 - Yeah, we hang out all the time. 30 00:01:36,833 --> 00:01:38,032 - You hang out? 31 00:01:38,033 --> 00:01:40,566 - Like drink beer in the garage with friends. 32 00:01:40,567 --> 00:01:42,532 - Oh, that sounds awesome. 33 00:01:42,533 --> 00:01:44,433 - I look forward to it. 34 00:01:45,633 --> 00:01:46,932 - Me and my sister, we'll go 35 00:01:46,933 --> 00:01:50,032 to concerts and shit together. 36 00:01:50,033 --> 00:01:51,599 You think it's weird that we talk about sex? 37 00:01:51,600 --> 00:01:52,799 - Who? 38 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:54,399 - Me and my sister. 39 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:56,266 - You have sex with your sister? 40 00:01:56,267 --> 00:01:57,233 - What? 41 00:01:57,234 --> 00:01:59,066 No, no, no, we talk about sex. 42 00:01:59,067 --> 00:02:00,332 She'll be like, "Yeah, I was fucking this dude. 43 00:02:00,333 --> 00:02:01,799 "He had all this shit in his teeth." 44 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:03,699 And I'll tell her about the girls I've been boning. 45 00:02:03,700 --> 00:02:04,966 - You know what? 46 00:02:04,967 --> 00:02:06,132 I don't really want to hear about that. 47 00:02:06,133 --> 00:02:07,366 - What? - That's weird. 48 00:02:07,367 --> 00:02:08,466 - All right, come on. - That's not weird. 49 00:02:08,467 --> 00:02:09,400 - Let's go. - It is, yeah, it is. 50 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:10,400 - Time for work, come on. 51 00:02:10,401 --> 00:02:11,899 - But okay, so I guess that's it. 52 00:02:11,900 --> 00:02:13,366 - Let's go. 53 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:15,999 - But all day today, I'll think about seeing you tomorrow. 54 00:02:16,000 --> 00:02:17,999 - Oh, see how nice he can be? 55 00:02:18,000 --> 00:02:18,933 - A prince. 56 00:02:18,934 --> 00:02:20,132 - Hey, Monica, Monica! 57 00:02:20,133 --> 00:02:21,067 - Come on. - Bye, Lonnie. 58 00:02:21,067 --> 00:02:22,067 - Let's go. 59 00:02:22,068 --> 00:02:23,399 Wrap it up. 60 00:02:23,400 --> 00:02:24,367 - I don't know, is it weird 61 00:02:24,368 --> 00:02:25,466 that I think she's really hot? 62 00:02:25,467 --> 00:02:27,032 - No, she's beautiful. 63 00:02:27,033 --> 00:02:28,999 - Yeah, she got a boyfriend, though. 64 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:30,532 - Yeah, but she don't like him. 65 00:02:30,533 --> 00:02:32,366 - How do you know? 66 00:02:32,367 --> 00:02:34,266 - How long did it take for her to bring him up? 67 00:02:34,267 --> 00:02:35,766 - I don't know, why? 68 00:02:35,767 --> 00:02:37,466 - Exactly, I met the dude. 69 00:02:37,467 --> 00:02:38,666 He's kind of a pill. 70 00:02:38,667 --> 00:02:40,499 - A pill, what do you mean, like a mope? 71 00:02:40,500 --> 00:02:42,199 - Yeah, like a mope. 72 00:02:42,200 --> 00:02:43,599 He's the guy she was fucking in college 73 00:02:43,600 --> 00:02:46,799 and now she doesn't know how to get rid of him. 74 00:02:46,800 --> 00:02:48,633 - You assume! 75 00:02:51,600 --> 00:02:55,999 - Yeah, I do, and when I assume, I'm usually right. 76 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,966 That's what happens when you're brought up Catholic 77 00:02:57,967 --> 00:03:00,199 and you go to college, and you want to fuck. 78 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:01,599 You pick a fellow out that doesn't 79 00:03:01,600 --> 00:03:03,566 disgust you and you call it a boyfriend. 80 00:03:03,567 --> 00:03:05,099 It eases the bred-in guilt. 81 00:03:05,100 --> 00:03:07,232 - Hmm, objection. 82 00:03:07,233 --> 00:03:08,732 - Grounds? 83 00:03:08,733 --> 00:03:10,966 - That you did not go to college. 84 00:03:10,967 --> 00:03:11,967 - Overruled. 85 00:03:11,968 --> 00:03:13,599 - Overruled, overruled, why? 86 00:03:13,600 --> 00:03:15,999 - Because I fuck a lot of college girls. 87 00:03:25,267 --> 00:03:26,333 - Ay-yai-yai. 88 00:03:37,433 --> 00:03:39,332 You know what's fucked up? 89 00:03:39,333 --> 00:03:41,299 People still talk about Seinfeld. 90 00:03:41,300 --> 00:03:42,599 You say something to somebody, and they're like, 91 00:03:42,600 --> 00:03:43,832 "Oh yeah, like that Seinfeld. 92 00:03:43,833 --> 00:03:45,066 "Did you ever see that Seinfeld?" 93 00:03:45,067 --> 00:03:46,299 It's weird, man. 94 00:03:46,300 --> 00:03:47,233 The show's been off the air for like 10 years. 95 00:03:48,433 --> 00:03:50,032 - Oh, more than 10 years. 96 00:03:50,033 --> 00:03:53,199 We were in high school when that show went off the air. 97 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:54,167 - No. 98 00:03:54,168 --> 00:03:56,632 - Yeah, I'm pretty sure. 99 00:03:56,633 --> 00:03:57,467 - Wait. 100 00:04:00,767 --> 00:04:01,600 Okay. 101 00:04:02,900 --> 00:04:06,666 And, what year did we graduate again? 102 00:04:06,667 --> 00:04:09,066 - I don't care. 103 00:04:09,067 --> 00:04:10,500 - Huh, shit, '98. 104 00:04:12,567 --> 00:04:14,500 - We graduated in 1988? 105 00:04:15,833 --> 00:04:18,032 - That's what it says here. 106 00:04:18,033 --> 00:04:18,967 - What, that we graduated in '98? 107 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:19,867 - No, it says Seinfeld. 108 00:04:19,868 --> 00:04:21,232 - Oh, Seinfeld's '98. 109 00:04:21,233 --> 00:04:22,699 - Yeah, it says... - What year did we graduate? 110 00:04:22,700 --> 00:04:24,266 - No, I think we graduated in '98, too. 111 00:04:24,267 --> 00:04:25,666 - Oh, so they both happened in '98? 112 00:04:25,667 --> 00:04:26,932 - We both graduated in '98. 113 00:04:26,933 --> 00:04:27,700 - We both graduated in '98. 114 00:04:27,700 --> 00:04:28,533 - Yeah. 115 00:04:29,933 --> 00:04:31,999 What the fuck have we been doing for the last 10 years, man? 116 00:04:32,834 --> 00:04:34,632 - 16 years. 117 00:04:34,633 --> 00:04:35,633 - Holy shit. 118 00:04:39,467 --> 00:04:41,532 - I'm gonna stop thinking about that right now. 119 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:46,200 - That's probably a good idea. 120 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:50,266 - Okay, here you go. 121 00:04:50,267 --> 00:04:51,799 - All right, thank you. 122 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:54,532 - My dog got into some of that stuff you were using. 123 00:04:54,533 --> 00:04:55,467 - The mud? 124 00:04:55,467 --> 00:04:56,400 - Yeah, he ate some of it. 125 00:04:56,401 --> 00:04:57,599 Is that bad? 126 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:58,866 - It ain't good. 127 00:04:58,867 --> 00:05:00,399 - Any idea what I should do? 128 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:01,832 - Just keep an eye on him. 129 00:05:01,833 --> 00:05:03,166 Make sure they poop in the next 24 hours. 130 00:05:03,167 --> 00:05:04,067 It happens. 131 00:05:04,068 --> 00:05:05,232 - Oh, okay. 132 00:05:05,233 --> 00:05:06,033 - They love that stuff for some reason. 133 00:05:06,034 --> 00:05:07,266 - All right, thank you. 134 00:05:07,267 --> 00:05:08,033 - Nothing to worry about. 135 00:05:08,034 --> 00:05:09,466 - All right. 136 00:05:09,467 --> 00:05:10,633 Come on, guys. 137 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:14,567 - Bert? - Yeah, babe. 138 00:05:35,833 --> 00:05:37,632 - You hear about those kids in Romeoville? 139 00:05:37,633 --> 00:05:38,467 - Uh-uh. 140 00:05:39,567 --> 00:05:41,332 No, what should I have heard? 141 00:05:41,333 --> 00:05:42,499 - Fucking kids are nuts. 142 00:05:42,500 --> 00:05:44,532 They take their friend, light him on fire 143 00:05:44,533 --> 00:05:46,466 and then they were gonna cut him up and bury him. 144 00:05:46,467 --> 00:05:47,966 That didn't work. 145 00:05:47,967 --> 00:05:50,066 They take him, throw him in back of his mother's car, 146 00:05:50,067 --> 00:05:52,099 and then they go play video games all night. 147 00:05:52,100 --> 00:05:53,466 - Jesus Christ, that's fucked up. 148 00:05:53,467 --> 00:05:54,666 - Yeah, I know, you know what? 149 00:05:54,667 --> 00:05:56,332 This whole Chicago area is going to hell. 150 00:05:56,333 --> 00:05:57,699 - Yeah, Romeoville, right? 151 00:05:57,700 --> 00:05:59,532 - Yeah, Romeoville, Chicago, just 152 00:05:59,533 --> 00:06:01,967 aggravates the hell out of me. 153 00:06:11,467 --> 00:06:14,066 Hey, did you drive tonight, Lonnie? 154 00:06:14,067 --> 00:06:15,432 - No, I didn't. 155 00:06:15,433 --> 00:06:17,399 I walked from home. 156 00:06:17,400 --> 00:06:18,367 Yeah, I was at home. 157 00:06:18,368 --> 00:06:20,099 I didn't want to be there. 158 00:06:20,100 --> 00:06:22,532 So I figured I would come down here and hang out with you 159 00:06:22,533 --> 00:06:23,899 as fucking sad as that sounds. 160 00:06:23,900 --> 00:06:25,099 - Come on, it's not that fucking sad. 161 00:06:25,100 --> 00:06:26,332 - It's not that fucking sad? 162 00:06:26,333 --> 00:06:27,666 - Come on, I'm not that bad, am I? 163 00:06:27,667 --> 00:06:28,567 - No, you're not that bad. 164 00:06:28,568 --> 00:06:30,066 - Ah, come on, here. 165 00:06:30,067 --> 00:06:31,299 Let's make it a little happier. 166 00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:34,366 - Oh, happier, isn't alcohol a depressant? 167 00:06:34,367 --> 00:06:35,832 - Not when it's free. 168 00:06:37,567 --> 00:06:38,899 There you go, pal. - Thanks, Phil. 169 00:06:38,900 --> 00:06:40,266 - All right, salud. 170 00:06:40,267 --> 00:06:41,100 - Salud. 171 00:06:43,367 --> 00:06:44,999 What do I owe you for everything? 172 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:45,833 - You know what? 173 00:06:45,833 --> 00:06:46,800 Just call it 25. 174 00:06:46,801 --> 00:06:48,900 - Okay, oh, shit, thanks. 175 00:06:51,733 --> 00:06:52,667 There you go. 176 00:06:52,667 --> 00:06:53,600 Have a good night. 177 00:06:53,601 --> 00:06:55,833 - All right, you too. 178 00:06:57,900 --> 00:06:59,966 Be careful out there, okay? 179 00:06:59,967 --> 00:07:01,333 See you tomorrow. 180 00:08:38,833 --> 00:08:41,366 - I can't see anything. 181 00:08:41,367 --> 00:08:42,600 - Oh, you dick. 182 00:08:43,533 --> 00:08:44,666 - Oh, my purse. 183 00:08:44,667 --> 00:08:45,600 - No, I got it. 184 00:08:45,601 --> 00:08:47,566 Hey, no, no, hey, come here. 185 00:08:47,567 --> 00:08:48,400 I got it. 186 00:08:48,400 --> 00:08:49,233 It's right here. 187 00:08:49,233 --> 00:08:50,067 It's on my shoulder. 188 00:08:57,400 --> 00:08:58,833 Wait, wait, what? 189 00:09:02,800 --> 00:09:04,732 What the hell was that? 190 00:09:04,733 --> 00:09:06,000 - I don't know. 191 00:09:08,933 --> 00:09:10,732 Oh. 192 00:09:10,733 --> 00:09:13,333 - Okay, okay, come on. 193 00:09:17,967 --> 00:09:19,999 Come on. 194 00:09:20,000 --> 00:09:20,800 Turn over. 195 00:09:23,033 --> 00:09:23,867 Come here. 196 00:09:23,867 --> 00:09:24,867 Come here. 197 00:09:24,868 --> 00:09:26,499 Give me these. 198 00:09:30,733 --> 00:09:32,399 Here, sit, sit up. 199 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:34,132 - Are you tucking me in? 200 00:09:34,133 --> 00:09:35,832 - Yeah, I guess so. 201 00:09:35,833 --> 00:09:37,332 - Gross. 202 00:09:37,333 --> 00:09:39,299 - I'm gonna go sleep on the couch, okay? 203 00:09:39,300 --> 00:09:41,432 - No, you're supposed to stay here with me. 204 00:09:41,433 --> 00:09:44,432 - Okay, I don't think that's a good idea. 205 00:09:44,433 --> 00:09:45,866 - Come here. 206 00:09:45,867 --> 00:09:48,966 - No, stop fucking with me, please. 207 00:09:48,967 --> 00:09:50,133 - Fine, pussy. 208 00:09:52,267 --> 00:09:53,600 - Okay. 209 00:09:55,767 --> 00:09:58,500 Okay. 210 00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:50,899 Guess how many miles I ran yesterday? 211 00:11:50,900 --> 00:11:52,999 - A million miles! 212 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,399 - Why you gotta guess so, no. 213 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:55,566 I ran five miles. 214 00:11:55,567 --> 00:11:57,599 - Should I have guessed four and a half? 215 00:11:57,600 --> 00:11:58,966 - Let me tell you. 216 00:11:58,967 --> 00:12:00,466 It was really hard, but I powered through it. 217 00:12:00,467 --> 00:12:02,632 I was having a good time, and now I got the shin splints. 218 00:12:02,633 --> 00:12:04,099 - You don't have shin splints. 219 00:12:04,100 --> 00:12:05,299 - Well, they hurt like hell. 220 00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:06,532 - Of course it hurts. 221 00:12:06,533 --> 00:12:09,599 When was the last time you exercised? 222 00:12:09,600 --> 00:12:11,099 - No. 223 00:12:11,100 --> 00:12:12,499 - You ran five miles? 224 00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:13,632 - I jogged five miles. 225 00:12:13,633 --> 00:12:14,600 - Jogged five miles. 226 00:12:14,601 --> 00:12:16,132 - Five miles, though. 227 00:12:16,133 --> 00:12:18,832 - Your shins are sore, but you don't have shin splints. 228 00:12:18,833 --> 00:12:20,066 Your butt's probably sore. 229 00:12:20,067 --> 00:12:21,266 - It is. - Do you have ass splints? 230 00:12:21,267 --> 00:12:22,666 - No. 231 00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:24,066 - It's like the most annoying thing in the world 232 00:12:24,067 --> 00:12:25,232 when people start jogging and then they quit 233 00:12:25,233 --> 00:12:26,499 because they've heard of shin splints. 234 00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:27,766 - Well, you always explains 235 00:12:27,767 --> 00:12:29,766 things to me so I understands them. 236 00:12:29,767 --> 00:12:33,432 - Somebody's gots to, Lonnie, somebody's gots to. 237 00:12:33,433 --> 00:12:35,666 - I ain't gettin' no more clean otherwise. 238 00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:38,400 - What? 239 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,099 - No! 240 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,266 - What the hell, dude. 241 00:12:57,267 --> 00:12:58,200 Come on. 242 00:12:58,201 --> 00:12:59,466 - No! - Ow, fuck! 243 00:12:59,467 --> 00:13:00,267 - Leave me alone. 244 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:07,033 - Mike. 245 00:13:11,233 --> 00:13:12,067 Mike? 246 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:16,433 Michael? 247 00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:19,933 Michael? 248 00:13:21,800 --> 00:13:22,633 Mike? 249 00:13:23,600 --> 00:13:27,632 Can I trade you 250 00:13:27,633 --> 00:13:29,700 one of my oranges for one 251 00:13:30,800 --> 00:13:32,800 of your special oranges? 252 00:13:33,900 --> 00:13:34,733 Ow! 253 00:13:34,733 --> 00:13:35,733 - What the fuck? 254 00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:42,932 - Pull! 255 00:13:44,167 --> 00:13:46,666 - Hear about that old guy, he shot one 256 00:13:46,667 --> 00:13:48,999 of the intruders that was robbing his house? 257 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,132 - No, I didn't. 258 00:13:50,133 --> 00:13:51,632 What happened? - He's totally fucked. 259 00:13:51,633 --> 00:13:52,799 The guy was running the other way, 260 00:13:52,800 --> 00:13:54,566 so he wasn't in any danger. 261 00:13:54,567 --> 00:13:55,999 - Yeah, I don't really give a shit about that. 262 00:13:56,000 --> 00:13:57,866 You know what scares me is the other people. 263 00:13:57,867 --> 00:13:58,833 - That's what we're saying, dickhead. 264 00:13:58,834 --> 00:14:00,599 - Pull! 265 00:14:01,867 --> 00:14:03,099 - Every time somebody gets shot, 266 00:14:03,100 --> 00:14:04,332 it's always the gun they're after. 267 00:14:04,333 --> 00:14:05,566 - Right, 'cause if he had a lead pipe 268 00:14:05,567 --> 00:14:06,799 he'd have beat those kids to death with it. 269 00:14:06,800 --> 00:14:07,600 - But here's the thing, though. 270 00:14:07,600 --> 00:14:08,533 - The fuck's that mean? 271 00:14:08,533 --> 00:14:09,500 - Think about it, idiot. 272 00:14:09,501 --> 00:14:11,232 - Pull! - Listen. 273 00:14:12,467 --> 00:14:13,699 If the guy hadn't had those guns, 274 00:14:13,700 --> 00:14:14,966 he wouldn't have shot those people, right? 275 00:14:14,967 --> 00:14:16,232 - You asked him? 276 00:14:16,233 --> 00:14:18,066 - No, I assumed, and when I assume... 277 00:14:18,067 --> 00:14:19,299 - You make an ass... 278 00:14:19,300 --> 00:14:20,432 - No, I am usually right when I assume. 279 00:14:20,433 --> 00:14:21,300 - Pull! - All right. 280 00:14:21,300 --> 00:14:22,233 - Hold on a second. 281 00:14:22,234 --> 00:14:23,499 Let me load the fucking track. 282 00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,266 - You see a guy raping a girl, can you shoot him? 283 00:14:25,267 --> 00:14:26,499 - Pull! 284 00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:27,966 - No, you tell him to knock it off. 285 00:14:29,167 --> 00:14:30,167 - Self-defense only. 286 00:14:30,167 --> 00:14:31,000 - You want me to? 287 00:14:31,000 --> 00:14:32,000 - No, I got it. 288 00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:33,733 - All right. - I got it. 289 00:14:35,567 --> 00:14:39,332 You know, sometimes I get so bored or so drunk 290 00:14:39,333 --> 00:14:42,399 that I think about blowing my head off 291 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:43,599 or shooting it out the window. 292 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:44,933 - Why don't you? 293 00:14:46,033 --> 00:14:48,932 - I don't know, just lazy. 294 00:14:48,933 --> 00:14:49,867 - Pull! 295 00:14:49,868 --> 00:14:51,066 - That's like fucking Campbell. 296 00:14:51,067 --> 00:14:52,632 Easy. 297 00:14:52,633 --> 00:14:54,032 - Wait, what do you mean like fucking Campbell? 298 00:14:54,033 --> 00:14:55,232 What are you talking about? 299 00:14:55,233 --> 00:14:57,399 - He fucking killed himself. 300 00:14:57,400 --> 00:14:58,233 - Wait, when? 301 00:14:58,233 --> 00:14:59,067 - Pull. 302 00:14:59,068 --> 00:15:00,366 - Hold on. 303 00:15:00,367 --> 00:15:02,199 - New Year's Eve. 304 00:15:03,433 --> 00:15:04,433 - The 18th, I heard. - Nobody told me. 305 00:15:04,434 --> 00:15:05,566 - Wait, what'd you say? 306 00:15:05,567 --> 00:15:06,500 - December 18th. 307 00:15:06,501 --> 00:15:08,766 - December 18th, okay. 308 00:15:08,767 --> 00:15:10,599 - Dude, but nobody told me, though. 309 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:11,832 - Yeah, man, it's Campbell. 310 00:15:11,833 --> 00:15:13,032 It's not like they set up a scholarship 311 00:15:13,033 --> 00:15:14,299 fund for the fucking guy. 312 00:15:14,300 --> 00:15:15,799 - Why the fuck didn't anybody tell me? 313 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:18,932 - I guess we filed it in our give-a-shit file and moved on. 314 00:15:18,933 --> 00:15:20,432 Pull! - Seriously. 315 00:15:20,433 --> 00:15:21,499 - Think someone would have seen something. 316 00:15:21,500 --> 00:15:23,066 - Pull! 317 00:15:23,067 --> 00:15:24,199 - Will somebody tell me what the 318 00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,632 fuck actually happened, though? 319 00:15:26,633 --> 00:15:28,899 - I don't think there's a funeral or anything. 320 00:15:28,900 --> 00:15:30,132 - Pull! 321 00:15:30,133 --> 00:15:32,232 - They didn't really keep in touch at all. 322 00:15:32,233 --> 00:15:33,866 He was with a girl. 323 00:15:33,867 --> 00:15:35,932 She got tired of being with a drunk, I guess. 324 00:15:35,933 --> 00:15:37,899 New Year's Eve, lonely, probably... 325 00:15:37,900 --> 00:15:39,099 - Drunk out of his mind. 326 00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:41,700 - Yeah, fucking killed himself. 327 00:15:44,733 --> 00:15:47,166 - You surprised? 328 00:15:47,167 --> 00:15:48,600 - No, not really. 329 00:15:49,633 --> 00:15:50,800 - Pull! 330 00:15:55,167 --> 00:15:57,632 - Yeah, it sounds like a really good time. 331 00:15:57,633 --> 00:16:01,733 No, it sounds like you're gonna be having a really fun time. 332 00:16:03,367 --> 00:16:04,866 You still there? 333 00:16:04,867 --> 00:16:06,033 You all right? 334 00:16:07,433 --> 00:16:11,066 I guess I'll just go fuck myself then. 335 00:16:11,067 --> 00:16:14,666 - Well, I already got the tickets and everything. 336 00:16:14,667 --> 00:16:16,167 I didn't buy them. 337 00:16:18,867 --> 00:16:21,533 I don't know how to answer that. 338 00:16:41,267 --> 00:16:45,232 - 50 cents box, four, seven, three. 339 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:48,333 Nine, one, six. 340 00:16:50,867 --> 00:16:52,300 One, zero, eight. 341 00:16:54,167 --> 00:16:55,667 Eight, three, one. 342 00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:58,067 Six, one, six. 343 00:17:01,900 --> 00:17:02,932 - Hi, Monica. 344 00:17:02,933 --> 00:17:05,499 - Chuck's out back already. 345 00:17:05,500 --> 00:17:07,132 - Okay, I'll just go fuck myself then. 346 00:17:07,133 --> 00:17:09,266 - Oh my God, would you? 347 00:17:09,267 --> 00:17:11,432 - How's your morning going? 348 00:17:11,433 --> 00:17:12,367 - Who died? 349 00:17:14,967 --> 00:17:17,199 Fine, Lonnie, how is your morning 350 00:17:17,200 --> 00:17:19,866 that is just beginning going so far? 351 00:17:19,867 --> 00:17:21,032 - It's good, this part. 352 00:17:21,033 --> 00:17:22,066 I like this part. 353 00:17:22,067 --> 00:17:22,900 It's fun. 354 00:17:22,901 --> 00:17:24,500 It's about to suck. 355 00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:27,332 How'd that test go? 356 00:17:27,333 --> 00:17:28,566 - It wasn't a test, but it was good. 357 00:17:28,567 --> 00:17:31,166 - My smart phone is fucking stupid. 358 00:17:31,167 --> 00:17:33,566 458 on the work order, Fairview. 359 00:17:33,567 --> 00:17:35,032 Do you know where 458 Fairview is at? 360 00:17:35,033 --> 00:17:37,299 - Did you plug the street address in? 361 00:17:37,300 --> 00:17:38,732 - Yeah, I plugged it in. 362 00:17:38,733 --> 00:17:40,232 - No, the. 363 00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:42,099 Okay, first of all, you have to use the pass code. 364 00:17:42,100 --> 00:17:43,033 Do you know what the pass code is? 365 00:17:43,034 --> 00:17:44,132 - Gotta do that first. 366 00:17:44,133 --> 00:17:45,466 - Yeah, you have to unlock it. 367 00:17:45,467 --> 00:17:46,367 Do you know the password? 368 00:17:46,368 --> 00:17:47,799 - In no uncertain terms. 369 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,932 She feels awful about it, just terrible. 370 00:17:49,933 --> 00:17:51,166 - Hey, part-time. 371 00:17:51,167 --> 00:17:52,632 - Never touches the drum thing again. 372 00:17:52,633 --> 00:17:54,966 Just sits there, lying totally to waste, collecting dust. 373 00:17:54,967 --> 00:17:55,933 So what do we do? 374 00:17:55,934 --> 00:17:57,232 We buy a house. 375 00:17:57,233 --> 00:17:59,132 We buy a house so she can play 376 00:17:59,133 --> 00:18:01,399 the video game drums at 9:00 p.m. on a Tuesday. 377 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:02,999 - Chopping off your head to fix a toothache. 378 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:04,866 - Yeah, exactly, I like it, though. 379 00:18:04,867 --> 00:18:05,800 It's nice. 380 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:06,733 It's nice to have a to-do list 381 00:18:06,734 --> 00:18:07,932 you actually give a shit about. 382 00:18:07,933 --> 00:18:09,966 - Oh, yeah, yeah, what school district? 383 00:18:09,967 --> 00:18:12,199 - Uh, 99? 384 00:18:12,200 --> 00:18:13,399 - That's good. 385 00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:14,666 That's where we were before we moved. 386 00:18:14,667 --> 00:18:16,199 - Yeah, it's nice. - Yeah. 387 00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:17,766 - The only part about the neighborhood I don't like, 388 00:18:17,767 --> 00:18:20,399 kind of bothers me, is you have to drive everywhere. 389 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:21,632 You know, literally everywhere. 390 00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:22,567 You want to get a gallon of milk. 391 00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:23,500 You gotta get in your car and go 392 00:18:23,501 --> 00:18:24,866 like two miles down the road. 393 00:18:24,867 --> 00:18:25,899 It's kind of fucking with me. 394 00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:27,399 - Yeah, well at least you know 395 00:18:27,400 --> 00:18:29,532 where your money's going for the next 30 years, right? 396 00:18:29,533 --> 00:18:31,432 - Thanks, that's helpful, good to know. 397 00:18:31,433 --> 00:18:32,632 - Good time to buy. 398 00:18:32,633 --> 00:18:34,466 - Yeah. 399 00:18:34,467 --> 00:18:37,299 - Communities used to build themselves. 400 00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:39,466 Now, you got to buy your way in. 401 00:18:39,467 --> 00:18:40,932 It's all become a grid. 402 00:18:40,933 --> 00:18:45,166 Home Depot, Meijer, Bennies, Sam's, Ikea. 403 00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:48,732 Three miles down the road, Bennies, Home Depot, Office Max. 404 00:18:48,733 --> 00:18:49,966 - And Wal-Mart. 405 00:18:49,967 --> 00:18:51,999 - Then how much you make determines which grid 406 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,167 and how far you are from black people. 407 00:18:57,567 --> 00:18:58,832 The fuck you want? 408 00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,099 - We do live near Section 8 housing. 409 00:19:00,100 --> 00:19:01,532 - What the fuck do you want? 410 00:19:08,433 --> 00:19:09,866 - Shut the fuck up! 411 00:19:09,867 --> 00:19:11,099 Shut up! 412 00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:13,666 - 43, so that would be two games left. 413 00:19:13,667 --> 00:19:18,066 - This is what I get for fucking playing 13-year-olds. 414 00:19:18,067 --> 00:19:20,966 Piece of shit, does your mom know you're up this late? 415 00:19:20,967 --> 00:19:22,800 Huh, you little bitch? 416 00:19:25,167 --> 00:19:27,500 All right, now, watch how... 417 00:19:29,133 --> 00:19:31,932 Watch how a fucking man does it, huh? 418 00:19:31,933 --> 00:19:33,566 Oh! 419 00:19:36,700 --> 00:19:38,066 - We're in the lead! 420 00:19:41,467 --> 00:19:43,733 - Kill confirmed. 421 00:19:46,033 --> 00:19:47,199 - It's crazy how somebody's 422 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:50,067 really fucking sniping on this map. 423 00:19:58,933 --> 00:20:00,166 - That sounds really nice. 424 00:20:00,167 --> 00:20:01,432 - It is. 425 00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,932 - Okay, well, just think of me here 426 00:20:03,933 --> 00:20:05,999 sitting around with my thumb up my ass while you're there. 427 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,466 - I don't know what to say that. 428 00:20:07,467 --> 00:20:10,399 - Yeah, you don't know what to say to anything. 429 00:20:10,400 --> 00:20:11,832 - You and your feelings. 430 00:20:11,833 --> 00:20:13,733 - Okay, how 'bout this? 431 00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:16,399 I don't want to be just the guy 432 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:17,999 that you're fucking, which I love. 433 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:18,933 I love that part. 434 00:20:18,934 --> 00:20:20,466 I'm not complaining about that. 435 00:20:20,467 --> 00:20:23,899 But, please, let me know, so I don't feel like I'm gonna die 436 00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:26,299 standing around waiting, wondering whether or not 437 00:20:26,300 --> 00:20:28,899 you're gonna invite me to a Sunday dinner at some point. 438 00:20:28,900 --> 00:20:31,500 - Okay, I'm not ready for that. 439 00:20:32,633 --> 00:20:34,067 - Ouch, but okay. 440 00:20:35,500 --> 00:20:37,799 Why don't we just say that instead of you standing around 441 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:41,699 shuffling your feet and scratching the countertop? 442 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:43,232 - I get scared because every 443 00:20:43,233 --> 00:20:44,866 relationship I'm in I get bored. 444 00:20:44,867 --> 00:20:46,366 - Every relationship? 445 00:20:46,367 --> 00:20:48,166 How many relationships have you been in? 446 00:20:48,167 --> 00:20:52,332 - I just broke up with my boyfriend for you. 447 00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:54,333 What is that cunty face? 448 00:20:55,467 --> 00:20:57,299 - You act like you're 40 years old 449 00:20:57,300 --> 00:20:58,866 and have been engaged three times. 450 00:20:58,867 --> 00:21:00,132 - I don't know what that means. 451 00:21:00,133 --> 00:21:01,832 - It means that the best day of my life 452 00:21:01,833 --> 00:21:05,599 is when you broke up with that dude, but come on. 453 00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,099 - Come on, what? 454 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:08,599 Don't piss me off, just... 455 00:21:08,600 --> 00:21:10,632 - It was a long-distance thing that you weren't that into. 456 00:21:10,633 --> 00:21:14,066 And a relationship is just a little bit more than having sex 457 00:21:14,067 --> 00:21:16,432 with somebody in your group of friends at college. 458 00:21:16,433 --> 00:21:18,299 Otherwise, that's just Catholic at college. 459 00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:19,766 - You don't... 460 00:21:19,767 --> 00:21:20,999 - And you didn't mention him for like an entire 461 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,933 month after we started hanging out. 462 00:21:26,767 --> 00:21:29,600 - I don't want to talk about this. 463 00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:32,333 - Okay. 464 00:21:33,733 --> 00:21:35,599 - So, what is it like to know everything, hm? 465 00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:36,866 - Oh, I get pretty tired of people 466 00:21:36,867 --> 00:21:39,600 resenting me for it all the time. 467 00:21:46,633 --> 00:21:48,899 - I'm gonna go. 468 00:21:48,900 --> 00:21:49,733 - Okay. 469 00:21:51,833 --> 00:21:55,233 Hey, you know what I mean, though, right? 470 00:21:57,933 --> 00:21:58,767 - Yeah. 471 00:22:04,233 --> 00:22:05,632 - So these snakehead fish, they're... 472 00:22:05,633 --> 00:22:08,532 - How you doing? 473 00:22:08,533 --> 00:22:10,266 - Can I get three wet? 474 00:22:10,267 --> 00:22:13,832 Two with hot giardin and one with sweet pepperoncinis to go. 475 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:14,667 - Anything else? 476 00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:15,799 - No, that's it. 477 00:22:15,800 --> 00:22:17,132 - Looking for you. 478 00:22:17,133 --> 00:22:18,299 - You know what we could do? 479 00:22:18,300 --> 00:22:20,699 We could just not go to... 480 00:22:20,700 --> 00:22:21,533 - $17.94. 481 00:22:23,633 --> 00:22:25,032 - Yeah, that's true. 482 00:22:25,033 --> 00:22:25,867 You could. 483 00:22:27,633 --> 00:22:28,799 - Thanks, man. - Thank you very much. 484 00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:30,300 - Have a good day. 485 00:22:38,933 --> 00:22:41,332 - Oh, shit! - Oh, oh, shit! 486 00:22:41,333 --> 00:22:42,267 Sully, what's up, man? 487 00:22:42,267 --> 00:22:43,067 - What's up, Lonnie? 488 00:22:43,068 --> 00:22:44,299 How you doing? 489 00:22:44,300 --> 00:22:45,599 - Oh my God, it's good to see you. 490 00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:46,666 How's it going? - Good to see you, good, good. 491 00:22:46,667 --> 00:22:48,132 Hey, this is my wife Katherine. 492 00:22:48,133 --> 00:22:49,166 - Your wife? 493 00:22:49,167 --> 00:22:50,532 Oh my God, holy shit. - Hi. 494 00:22:50,533 --> 00:22:51,367 - Sully got married. 495 00:22:51,368 --> 00:22:52,566 - Two years. 496 00:22:52,567 --> 00:22:53,732 - Two years? - It is so funny. 497 00:22:53,733 --> 00:22:55,166 - What's so funny? 498 00:22:55,167 --> 00:22:56,732 - Oh, we were just talking about how whenever 499 00:22:56,733 --> 00:22:58,832 we come out here, everyone starts calling him Sully. 500 00:22:58,833 --> 00:23:00,232 - Oh, yeah, you know what? 501 00:23:00,233 --> 00:23:02,966 I know, I know, and if someone had actually asked me 502 00:23:02,967 --> 00:23:05,599 his first name, it would have taken me a minute to remember. 503 00:23:05,600 --> 00:23:06,866 So where are you guys living? 504 00:23:06,867 --> 00:23:07,966 - Yorkville. 505 00:23:07,967 --> 00:23:09,632 - Oh, Jesus, really? 506 00:23:09,633 --> 00:23:10,966 No wonder you're here. 507 00:23:10,967 --> 00:23:12,232 - It's where she's from. - That's where I'm from. 508 00:23:12,233 --> 00:23:15,032 - Are people from Yorkville, really? 509 00:23:15,033 --> 00:23:16,432 - So what are you doing? 510 00:23:16,433 --> 00:23:17,599 - I'm good. 511 00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:18,766 I've just been working with Chuck. 512 00:23:18,767 --> 00:23:19,999 I'm here, I'm gonna get some beef, 513 00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:21,232 gonna see my dad, we're gonna watch the game. 514 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:22,167 - Yeah, how's he doing? 515 00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:23,532 - He's good, he's fucking crazy. 516 00:23:23,533 --> 00:23:24,367 - He's good, though? 517 00:23:24,368 --> 00:23:25,766 - Yeah, he's good, yeah. 518 00:23:25,767 --> 00:23:27,232 How's it going with you? 519 00:23:27,233 --> 00:23:29,566 Did you ever get that mole removed off your dong? 520 00:23:29,567 --> 00:23:31,366 - I think that's somebody else's dong. 521 00:23:31,367 --> 00:23:32,566 - No, I think that's your dong. 522 00:23:32,567 --> 00:23:34,199 - You've had so many dongs that you... 523 00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:35,832 - I know, there's a lot of them. 524 00:23:35,833 --> 00:23:37,667 - Hey, we're pregnant. 525 00:23:39,133 --> 00:23:42,232 - Oh my God, wow, that's awesome. 526 00:23:42,233 --> 00:23:43,466 - Thanks. - Congratulations. 527 00:23:43,467 --> 00:23:44,799 - Thank you. - Thanks, we're excited. 528 00:23:44,800 --> 00:23:46,799 - That's awesome, wow, fuck! 529 00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:47,966 - What was your name again? 530 00:23:47,967 --> 00:23:49,632 - Lonnie. - Lonnie. 531 00:23:49,633 --> 00:23:51,399 Sorry, one second. 532 00:23:51,400 --> 00:23:54,066 - She used to say, "Well, 533 00:23:54,067 --> 00:23:55,932 "it used to work when you were a baby." 534 00:23:57,233 --> 00:23:58,967 So she kept doing it. 535 00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:03,066 He would come home from school during lunch. 536 00:24:03,067 --> 00:24:05,266 And he'd be like, "Mama, Mama. 537 00:24:06,967 --> 00:24:07,900 "It hurts." 538 00:24:09,533 --> 00:24:10,433 - I don't know. 539 00:24:10,434 --> 00:24:11,832 Where are your counters? 540 00:24:11,833 --> 00:24:13,599 - Good question. - When are they coming? 541 00:24:13,600 --> 00:24:16,032 Okay, I don't know what to say 542 00:24:16,033 --> 00:24:17,332 to these kind of people, right? 543 00:24:17,333 --> 00:24:18,532 - Tell them to fuck off. 544 00:24:18,533 --> 00:24:20,599 - Yeah, that'd be nice. 545 00:24:20,600 --> 00:24:21,533 - Yeah, you'd like to. 546 00:24:21,534 --> 00:24:24,499 So anyway, we jump in the truck, 547 00:24:24,500 --> 00:24:26,566 fucking fly out to Romeoville. 548 00:24:26,567 --> 00:24:27,400 - Monica? 549 00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:30,633 Monica? 550 00:24:32,267 --> 00:24:33,666 How's Brian doing? 551 00:24:33,667 --> 00:24:35,132 We never see him anymore. 552 00:24:35,133 --> 00:24:36,732 - Oh, that's 'cause we're not together anymore. 553 00:24:36,733 --> 00:24:39,332 - Oh, oh no. 554 00:24:39,333 --> 00:24:40,699 - Yeah, it's okay. 555 00:24:40,700 --> 00:24:42,399 I broke up with him. 556 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,666 - Oh, sweetie, you two were so cute together. 557 00:24:44,667 --> 00:24:45,600 - Were we? 558 00:24:45,600 --> 00:24:46,533 - Sure you were. 559 00:24:46,534 --> 00:24:47,999 - No, I think it was just me. 560 00:24:50,900 --> 00:24:52,967 - So, how's school going? 561 00:24:54,633 --> 00:24:55,932 - It's good. 562 00:24:55,933 --> 00:24:57,066 - Good. 563 00:24:57,067 --> 00:24:58,099 - Yeah. 564 00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,833 - And we lost her, there she goes. 565 00:25:03,700 --> 00:25:05,199 - Hey. - Hey. 566 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:06,532 - You need sleeves for that shirt, I got some inside. 567 00:25:06,533 --> 00:25:07,899 - No, I'm good. - All right. 568 00:25:07,900 --> 00:25:08,800 - Thanks. - Thanks. 569 00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:09,633 - Yeah. 570 00:25:12,667 --> 00:25:13,832 - Huh? 571 00:25:13,833 --> 00:25:15,032 - Yeah, it's cool. - All right. 572 00:25:15,033 --> 00:25:16,366 So what else is going on? 573 00:25:16,367 --> 00:25:18,632 - Nothing. 574 00:25:18,633 --> 00:25:19,799 My clan made 50. 575 00:25:19,800 --> 00:25:20,999 - What the hell does that mean? 576 00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,332 - Guys I play video games with. 577 00:25:22,333 --> 00:25:23,267 We made 50. 578 00:25:23,268 --> 00:25:24,499 - You still with that shit, huh? 579 00:25:24,500 --> 00:25:25,966 - 50 all over the world, Dad. 580 00:25:25,967 --> 00:25:26,999 - Yeah, well, it's bad for your head, that shit. 581 00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:28,566 So is staying in so much. 582 00:25:28,567 --> 00:25:30,899 What's going on with that girl? 583 00:25:30,900 --> 00:25:32,532 - Nothing, you know what, though? 584 00:25:32,533 --> 00:25:34,499 I think it's okay 'cause I'm handsome. 585 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:35,866 - Well, you got to be more than handsome 586 00:25:35,867 --> 00:25:37,699 if she's the prize you're describing. 587 00:25:37,700 --> 00:25:39,232 - No, I meant like I don't look 588 00:25:39,233 --> 00:25:41,899 like a video game guy, so it's okay. 589 00:25:41,900 --> 00:25:43,232 - Stands to reason. 590 00:25:43,233 --> 00:25:44,832 - I thought you were bringing beef? 591 00:25:44,833 --> 00:25:46,066 - I did, it's right there. 592 00:25:46,067 --> 00:25:47,033 - Oh, I'm fucking starving. 593 00:25:47,034 --> 00:25:48,499 - You say hello? - Hi. 594 00:25:48,500 --> 00:25:50,699 - Aren't you gonna say anything about Dad's cool invention? 595 00:25:50,700 --> 00:25:51,932 - Oh, that's awesome. 596 00:25:51,933 --> 00:25:53,499 Come on, Dad, bros before hos. 597 00:25:53,500 --> 00:25:54,732 Let's go. 598 00:25:54,733 --> 00:25:56,099 - I don't even know what that thing does. 599 00:25:56,100 --> 00:25:58,632 - Bradley used to say, "Hey, Brethren, 600 00:25:58,633 --> 00:26:00,466 "let's go to the Chinese food restaurant. 601 00:26:00,467 --> 00:26:01,699 "Let's go to the Chinaman. 602 00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:04,232 "Let's call up the Chinaman." 603 00:26:04,233 --> 00:26:05,332 - Sure, yeah. - Right? 604 00:26:05,333 --> 00:26:08,432 - I used to make a stir-fry. 605 00:26:08,433 --> 00:26:10,666 Girlfriend of mine lived next door when we were 606 00:26:10,667 --> 00:26:13,899 in the house on Cicero gave me the recipe. 607 00:26:13,900 --> 00:26:17,432 I probably made it twice a month. 608 00:26:17,433 --> 00:26:20,599 Then when Bud was getting on, he wasn't eating as much. 609 00:26:20,600 --> 00:26:21,899 I'd make a pot of soup. 610 00:26:21,900 --> 00:26:23,633 - Mike. 611 00:26:24,733 --> 00:26:26,032 - Who's that? 612 00:26:26,033 --> 00:26:28,267 - That's her. 613 00:26:31,200 --> 00:26:33,266 That there, that's the guitar. 614 00:26:33,267 --> 00:26:35,332 - That's awesome. 615 00:26:35,333 --> 00:26:37,732 - Okay, let me show you something else. 616 00:26:37,733 --> 00:26:40,066 - I'm going to make that next week. 617 00:26:40,067 --> 00:26:42,566 He said, "No, no, don't worry about it." 618 00:26:42,567 --> 00:26:45,199 I'm gonna make you your stir-fry. 619 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:46,466 - Holy shit. 620 00:26:46,467 --> 00:26:49,232 - And he says, "Lil, I never 621 00:26:49,233 --> 00:26:52,766 "really cared for your stir-fry." 622 00:26:52,767 --> 00:26:54,167 - What'd you say? 623 00:26:55,467 --> 00:26:58,633 - I just said "Okay, I won't make it." 624 00:27:00,133 --> 00:27:02,932 Took him 30 years to say something. 625 00:27:02,933 --> 00:27:04,132 - Think it was like five feet. 626 00:27:04,133 --> 00:27:05,033 - Jesus Christ. 627 00:27:05,034 --> 00:27:06,499 - Yeah. 628 00:27:06,500 --> 00:27:07,766 - But they had some pretty good... 629 00:27:07,767 --> 00:27:09,232 - Thought you were bringing Sebastian. 630 00:27:09,233 --> 00:27:10,532 - Right, you know damn well his fuckin' name. 631 00:27:10,533 --> 00:27:11,799 - No, it's Brett, right? 632 00:27:11,800 --> 00:27:13,066 - Brock, it's not funny. 633 00:27:13,067 --> 00:27:14,099 - Brock. 634 00:27:14,100 --> 00:27:15,232 - Trevor? 635 00:27:15,233 --> 00:27:17,066 - No, Tootsie, right? 636 00:27:17,067 --> 00:27:18,599 - It was Tootsie, you're right, Tootsie. 637 00:27:20,467 --> 00:27:21,732 Come on, you said you were bringing him. 638 00:27:21,733 --> 00:27:22,966 - You know what? 639 00:27:22,967 --> 00:27:24,266 I actually think that he's made up. 640 00:27:24,267 --> 00:27:26,099 I think you made up Brock the hunk 641 00:27:26,100 --> 00:27:29,632 because you're ashamed to admit that you're a dyke. 642 00:27:29,633 --> 00:27:30,467 - Fuck off, Lonnie. 643 00:27:30,468 --> 00:27:32,399 - Uh-huh. 644 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,999 - Well, next time we come, I'll bring him by then. 645 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,566 - Something come up, what, family, work, what? 646 00:27:36,567 --> 00:27:37,400 - Work. 647 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,532 So how's it with that girl, you go limp in her yet? 648 00:27:41,533 --> 00:27:42,932 - Once you see how fucking beautiful 649 00:27:42,933 --> 00:27:44,799 she is, you'll want to hit that shit. 650 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:45,899 - Thanks for the warning. 651 00:27:45,900 --> 00:27:47,467 - Mm, I don't know. 652 00:27:48,500 --> 00:27:49,999 I tell her how I feel. 653 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:52,366 I tell her what's up, and she's like, she's weird. 654 00:27:52,367 --> 00:27:53,532 She's not like that. 655 00:27:53,533 --> 00:27:54,899 She said she doesn't feel anything. 656 00:27:54,900 --> 00:27:55,800 - That's stupid. 657 00:27:55,801 --> 00:27:58,266 - I know, it's weird. 658 00:27:58,267 --> 00:27:59,499 - I don't like her. 659 00:27:59,500 --> 00:28:00,732 - But you don't know her. 660 00:28:00,733 --> 00:28:01,400 - I want to punch her in the face. 661 00:28:01,401 --> 00:28:02,899 Don't know why. 662 00:28:02,900 --> 00:28:04,499 - Well, if you don't care, then why are you asking me? 663 00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:05,699 - If she doesn't tell you how she feels, 664 00:28:05,700 --> 00:28:06,966 it's 'cause she doesn't feel the same way. 665 00:28:06,967 --> 00:28:10,533 - Quit like you know everything, Jock. 666 00:28:12,033 --> 00:28:13,732 - Where's my purse? 667 00:28:13,733 --> 00:28:17,900 - Last time I used it, I put it back where it belongs. 668 00:28:19,300 --> 00:28:21,432 Listen, she's young, all right? 669 00:28:21,433 --> 00:28:22,966 Keep your mouth shut, have fun. 670 00:28:22,967 --> 00:28:25,099 - I know, it's just I've never felt this way before. 671 00:28:25,100 --> 00:28:26,100 - I know. 672 00:28:26,101 --> 00:28:27,299 - No, you don't. 673 00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:29,199 - Really, could have swore you just told me. 674 00:28:29,200 --> 00:28:31,032 - I don't know, Dad, the thing is... 675 00:28:31,033 --> 00:28:33,366 - I'm saying I know the feeling, all right? 676 00:28:33,367 --> 00:28:34,700 - No, you don't. 677 00:28:35,900 --> 00:28:37,332 - One of these days, I'm gonna say, 678 00:28:37,333 --> 00:28:41,499 "I understand," and you'll just say, "Thanks." 679 00:28:41,500 --> 00:28:42,799 - The fuck is this? 680 00:28:42,800 --> 00:28:44,032 What the fuck is this, Dad? 681 00:28:44,033 --> 00:28:45,199 - Nothin', it's for my doctor, all right? 682 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:46,732 It's a note, just give it to me. 683 00:28:46,733 --> 00:28:47,932 - Well, what are you having all these tests for? 684 00:28:47,933 --> 00:28:49,166 - Look, if you would bother to read... 685 00:28:49,167 --> 00:28:50,100 - Well, you had to have a biopsy! 686 00:28:50,100 --> 00:28:50,900 You don't fucking tell anybody? 687 00:28:50,901 --> 00:28:52,066 - It's a little thing. 688 00:28:52,067 --> 00:28:53,232 They felt they should look, all right? 689 00:28:53,233 --> 00:28:54,799 - You don't fucking do this, Dad! 690 00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:55,966 You don't keep shit like this to yourself! 691 00:28:55,967 --> 00:28:57,399 - Enough with the mouth, Jesus... 692 00:28:57,400 --> 00:28:58,566 - Don't you yell at me! 693 00:28:58,567 --> 00:28:59,866 I know you're Mr. Tough Guy, but you don't 694 00:28:59,867 --> 00:29:01,932 fucking keep shit like this from us! 695 00:29:01,933 --> 00:29:02,900 You don't do it! 696 00:29:02,900 --> 00:29:03,867 - Fine! - No fine! 697 00:29:03,867 --> 00:29:04,700 Not fine! 698 00:29:04,701 --> 00:29:06,932 You don't do that! 699 00:29:06,933 --> 00:29:08,033 - Okay. 700 00:29:08,967 --> 00:29:10,132 - That's what we're here for. 701 00:29:10,133 --> 00:29:11,967 That's why we're here. 702 00:29:13,833 --> 00:29:15,499 Weren't you scared? 703 00:29:15,500 --> 00:29:19,333 Would have been nice to talk to somebody, huh? 704 00:29:20,500 --> 00:29:22,233 I'm so pissed at you. 705 00:29:25,500 --> 00:29:26,899 You're okay, though? 706 00:29:26,900 --> 00:29:27,733 - Yeah. 707 00:29:28,733 --> 00:29:31,099 - Weren't you worried? 708 00:29:31,100 --> 00:29:32,166 - Yeah. 709 00:29:32,167 --> 00:29:33,399 - Yeah. 710 00:29:33,400 --> 00:29:36,366 Well, that's what we're here for. 711 00:29:36,367 --> 00:29:38,366 - I appreciate you not bothering me, though. 712 00:29:38,367 --> 00:29:39,899 - Suck a dick, Lonnie. 713 00:29:39,900 --> 00:29:41,766 - What, do you talk to your friends like that? 714 00:29:41,767 --> 00:29:43,166 - I can talk however the fuck I want! 715 00:29:43,167 --> 00:29:44,366 You're some kind of saint or something? 716 00:29:44,367 --> 00:29:45,399 - I can make it through a sentence 717 00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:46,333 without sounding like trash! 718 00:29:46,333 --> 00:29:47,167 - Oh, trash! 719 00:29:47,167 --> 00:29:48,167 - All right! 720 00:29:50,700 --> 00:29:51,932 You okay? 721 00:29:51,933 --> 00:29:54,433 You all right, moving on? - Yeah. 722 00:29:57,967 --> 00:29:58,967 - What'd you want to tell me? 723 00:29:58,968 --> 00:30:00,399 - What? 724 00:30:00,400 --> 00:30:04,100 - Your purse, you said something about your purse. 725 00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:08,432 How's everything else, good? 726 00:30:08,433 --> 00:30:09,400 - Yeah, it's good. 727 00:30:09,401 --> 00:30:10,632 - Good. 728 00:30:10,633 --> 00:30:13,466 Listen, that girl, you should bring her around. 729 00:30:13,467 --> 00:30:16,266 - Yeah, she's weird, but. 730 00:30:16,267 --> 00:30:17,666 - All right, it's good, yeah? 731 00:30:17,667 --> 00:30:18,833 - Yeah. - Yeah. 732 00:30:24,133 --> 00:30:24,967 - Dad? 733 00:30:26,567 --> 00:30:27,533 Come on, I want to go. 734 00:30:27,534 --> 00:30:29,199 - Huh? 735 00:30:29,200 --> 00:30:30,532 - Dad, come on. 736 00:30:30,533 --> 00:30:31,367 - Okay. 737 00:30:33,567 --> 00:30:34,932 I'm up. - Uh-huh. 738 00:30:34,933 --> 00:30:35,767 - Uh-huh. 739 00:30:42,133 --> 00:30:45,399 Why the hell are we watching cartoons? 740 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:47,766 - Dad, should I wake you up? 741 00:30:47,767 --> 00:30:49,099 - Hmm? 742 00:30:49,100 --> 00:30:50,399 - I'm going. 743 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,199 Should I let you sleep? 744 00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,633 - No, no, I'm up. 745 00:30:54,667 --> 00:30:56,166 I'm up. - All right, I'm going. 746 00:30:56,167 --> 00:30:57,199 Wake up. 747 00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:58,699 - Bye. - Bye. 748 00:30:58,700 --> 00:31:02,367 - Ow, ow! 749 00:31:03,300 --> 00:31:04,732 - Wake up. 750 00:31:04,733 --> 00:31:05,932 - Stop. - Wake up. 751 00:31:05,933 --> 00:31:06,966 No, just fucking wake up. 752 00:31:06,967 --> 00:31:08,266 - I love you. - Love you. 753 00:31:08,267 --> 00:31:09,100 - Bye. 754 00:31:18,333 --> 00:31:19,333 - Oh, uh-oh. 755 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:40,900 - Hey. - Hey. 756 00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:41,900 - I'm really sorry. 757 00:31:41,901 --> 00:31:43,132 - No, it's okay, come in. 758 00:31:43,133 --> 00:31:43,933 - Oh, it smells really good in here. 759 00:31:43,934 --> 00:31:45,199 - Oh, thanks. 760 00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:46,432 - I fell asleep on the train, so I'm not tired. 761 00:31:46,433 --> 00:31:47,766 - Oh shit, you took the train? 762 00:31:47,767 --> 00:31:49,032 - Is that a problem? 763 00:31:49,033 --> 00:31:51,232 - Yeah, I was a little bit worried about that. 764 00:31:51,233 --> 00:31:52,732 The last train is like an hour from now... 765 00:31:52,733 --> 00:31:53,799 - Oh, I didn't... 766 00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:54,966 - Yeah, I know, but it's okay. 767 00:31:54,967 --> 00:31:56,132 It's fine. 768 00:31:56,133 --> 00:31:57,332 I'll show some moderate self-control. 769 00:31:57,333 --> 00:31:58,832 I won't get too fucked up. 770 00:31:58,833 --> 00:32:02,432 - I just didn't want you to have to drive me home. 771 00:32:02,433 --> 00:32:04,732 I guess I'll stay here then. 772 00:32:04,733 --> 00:32:06,632 - Okay, yeah, move in if you want. 773 00:32:06,633 --> 00:32:08,066 You want a drink? 774 00:32:08,067 --> 00:32:09,566 - Yeah. 775 00:32:09,567 --> 00:32:11,032 - I went shopping the other day because I decided 776 00:32:11,033 --> 00:32:12,266 I'm going to start cooking for myself more often. 777 00:32:12,267 --> 00:32:13,799 - That's good. 778 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:16,732 - Yeah, surprise, no more living on takeout for me. 779 00:32:16,733 --> 00:32:17,900 - That's good. 780 00:32:19,333 --> 00:32:21,432 - I already feel so much better, like immediately. 781 00:32:21,433 --> 00:32:24,566 I don't feel like I shoved a sandwich up my ass, 782 00:32:24,567 --> 00:32:28,432 and I have to take a nap for the next six hours. 783 00:32:28,433 --> 00:32:31,866 Oh, and I remembered just how much I love vegetables. 784 00:32:31,867 --> 00:32:34,999 They stopped looking like food to me at a certain point. 785 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,000 - You smoke? 786 00:32:36,867 --> 00:32:38,866 - Oh, no, I quit. 787 00:32:38,867 --> 00:32:40,399 - Cigarettes in your freezer. 788 00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:43,466 - Yeah, these are stress cigarettes. 789 00:32:43,467 --> 00:32:45,099 - So you do smoke? 790 00:32:45,100 --> 00:32:48,532 - No, I keep these in here so that when I start 791 00:32:48,533 --> 00:32:50,099 to have a craving, I won't freak out. 792 00:32:50,100 --> 00:32:51,332 I won't buy a pack. 793 00:32:51,333 --> 00:32:52,632 I'll smoke one, I'll throw it away, 794 00:32:52,633 --> 00:32:54,166 and I'll feel like shit about myself. 795 00:32:54,167 --> 00:32:55,966 Just knowing that they're in there is like a relief for me. 796 00:32:55,967 --> 00:32:57,099 - Security blanket? 797 00:32:57,100 --> 00:32:58,599 - Exactly. 798 00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,866 Yeah, I picked it up from this guy that I used to work for. 799 00:33:00,867 --> 00:33:02,199 He used to carry a pack in his 800 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:04,332 breast pocket for like 25 years. 801 00:33:04,333 --> 00:33:05,566 - When? 802 00:33:05,567 --> 00:33:09,032 - In high school. - When did you quit? 803 00:33:09,033 --> 00:33:13,299 - When you agreed to see me outside of work. 804 00:33:13,300 --> 00:33:15,232 - You are such a weirdo. 805 00:33:15,233 --> 00:33:16,067 - What, really? 806 00:33:16,067 --> 00:33:16,900 Don't say that. 807 00:33:16,901 --> 00:33:18,032 Come on, don't say that. 808 00:33:18,033 --> 00:33:19,199 - Do you have any limes? 809 00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:20,299 - I do. 810 00:33:20,300 --> 00:33:21,733 I got everything. 811 00:33:23,667 --> 00:33:25,566 I also got you a toothbrush and a hairdryer 812 00:33:25,567 --> 00:33:26,966 'cause, you know, I figured that those could 813 00:33:26,967 --> 00:33:29,800 be some things that you would use. 814 00:33:32,467 --> 00:33:33,433 - Well, that is... 815 00:33:33,433 --> 00:33:34,367 - That's what? 816 00:33:34,368 --> 00:33:36,232 That's really sweet, thoughtful. 817 00:33:36,233 --> 00:33:37,432 How about this? 818 00:33:37,433 --> 00:33:39,532 Every time you say, "You are such a weirdo," 819 00:33:39,533 --> 00:33:43,099 all I will hear you saying is, "You are so goddamn cute." 820 00:33:43,100 --> 00:33:44,499 - You're so good-lookin'. 821 00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:45,699 - I'll take that too. 822 00:33:45,700 --> 00:33:47,332 - No, that's from that Seinfeld episode 823 00:33:47,333 --> 00:33:50,099 where they say instead of God bless you, 824 00:33:50,100 --> 00:33:53,766 when people sneeze, they say, "You're so good looking." 825 00:33:53,767 --> 00:33:54,700 - Wanna see your surprise? 826 00:33:54,700 --> 00:33:55,533 You all right? 827 00:33:55,533 --> 00:33:56,467 Is this wet? 828 00:33:56,468 --> 00:33:58,432 - Yeah, oh. - Oh. 829 00:33:58,433 --> 00:34:01,000 - Am I gonna end up in a trunk? 830 00:34:02,500 --> 00:34:03,899 - Mm, I don't know. 831 00:34:03,900 --> 00:34:05,366 Why did I say that? 832 00:34:05,367 --> 00:34:06,632 - I don't know. 833 00:34:06,633 --> 00:34:07,567 I mean, there's some, there's some up there. 834 00:34:07,568 --> 00:34:08,999 - The moon seems pretty bright. 835 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:10,232 - It is. 836 00:34:10,233 --> 00:34:11,067 That might be part of the problem. 837 00:34:11,068 --> 00:34:12,266 - That's pretty. 838 00:34:12,267 --> 00:34:14,599 - My family has this place, we call it camp, 839 00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:16,266 but it's actually like a little house. 840 00:34:16,267 --> 00:34:17,499 It has plumbing and everything, 841 00:34:17,500 --> 00:34:19,432 but it's kind of off the beaten track, 842 00:34:19,433 --> 00:34:23,866 like the last three miles getting there are all dirt road. 843 00:34:23,867 --> 00:34:27,766 And at night, if you walk away from the fire, 844 00:34:27,767 --> 00:34:32,632 and you let your eyes adjust, you can see so many stars. 845 00:34:32,633 --> 00:34:35,900 It's like dizzying because there's like 846 00:34:37,300 --> 00:34:40,899 more stars than there is black, all these white dots. 847 00:34:40,900 --> 00:34:43,199 I'm not describing it well. 848 00:34:43,200 --> 00:34:46,832 When I laid down and stared at them, I just got really sad 849 00:34:46,833 --> 00:34:50,567 because we can't see the stars where we live. 850 00:34:54,133 --> 00:34:57,666 It all gets drowned out by all the light. 851 00:34:57,667 --> 00:34:58,667 - The ambient light. 852 00:34:58,667 --> 00:34:59,600 - Amblient. 853 00:34:59,601 --> 00:35:00,799 - Yeah, the ambulance light. 854 00:35:00,800 --> 00:35:02,699 - Ambulances and ambient. 855 00:35:02,700 --> 00:35:04,966 - I think it's a combo. 856 00:35:04,967 --> 00:35:06,399 - It's a. 857 00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:08,199 - I'll accept ambulance lights. 858 00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:10,066 - Yeah, it's just stupid, like I can't believe 859 00:35:10,067 --> 00:35:14,366 that all that man-made shit could outdo the stars, you know? 860 00:35:14,367 --> 00:35:16,332 Where's the wonder in that? 861 00:35:16,333 --> 00:35:17,667 That just sucks. 862 00:35:18,767 --> 00:35:19,899 - Yeah, stars don't really shine. 863 00:35:19,900 --> 00:35:21,599 They're just there. 864 00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:22,999 - It's some bullshit. 865 00:35:23,000 --> 00:35:25,567 - It is some bullshit. 866 00:35:26,900 --> 00:35:28,966 Do you like your surprise? 867 00:35:28,967 --> 00:35:29,833 - I love it. 868 00:35:29,834 --> 00:35:30,966 Thank you. 869 00:35:30,967 --> 00:35:31,999 - You're welcome. 870 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:33,267 Not too cheesy? 871 00:35:34,233 --> 00:35:35,233 - Well. 872 00:35:35,234 --> 00:35:37,632 - Well, a little bit maybe, like. 873 00:35:41,200 --> 00:35:43,533 - Why are you so nice to me? 874 00:35:45,133 --> 00:35:46,499 - Really? 875 00:35:46,500 --> 00:35:47,733 Come on, don't. 876 00:35:50,800 --> 00:35:52,432 I know that you're not comfortable 877 00:35:52,433 --> 00:35:55,466 with me telling you that I love you, but I do. 878 00:35:55,467 --> 00:35:58,932 Just don't fucking bait me into saying it. 879 00:35:58,933 --> 00:36:00,533 Don't fuck with me. 880 00:36:09,133 --> 00:36:12,666 - Oh my God, you're the angriest elf right now. 881 00:36:12,667 --> 00:36:14,333 You're an angry elf. 882 00:36:17,733 --> 00:36:19,832 Don't be angry. 883 00:36:19,833 --> 00:36:21,866 You want to dance with me up here? 884 00:36:21,867 --> 00:36:24,332 - Yes, you know that I do. 885 00:36:24,333 --> 00:36:28,233 - All right. 886 00:37:02,633 --> 00:37:03,567 Hey, creep. 887 00:37:05,667 --> 00:37:06,500 - Hey. 888 00:37:07,867 --> 00:37:08,800 - Uh-uh. 889 00:37:08,801 --> 00:37:10,266 - What do you mean, uh-uh? 890 00:37:10,267 --> 00:37:11,566 No, come on, come here. 891 00:37:11,567 --> 00:37:12,500 Come on! 892 00:37:12,500 --> 00:37:13,300 I have morning breath, too. 893 00:37:13,300 --> 00:37:14,233 It'll cancel out. 894 00:37:14,234 --> 00:37:16,733 - No, mine's the worst. 895 00:37:17,900 --> 00:37:18,932 - I didn't want to tell you this before 896 00:37:18,933 --> 00:37:20,732 'cause I thought you'd judge me, 897 00:37:20,733 --> 00:37:24,166 but bad breath is a fetish of mine. 898 00:37:24,167 --> 00:37:25,167 I swear. 899 00:37:25,167 --> 00:37:26,133 - I bet it is. 900 00:37:26,134 --> 00:37:27,499 - I need stink. 901 00:37:27,500 --> 00:37:29,566 - Hmm. 902 00:37:29,567 --> 00:37:31,232 - Oh my God, that smells like an abortion. 903 00:37:31,233 --> 00:37:34,199 - What the fuck? 904 00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:36,366 - That's terrible. - Oh, come on. 905 00:37:36,367 --> 00:37:37,200 You like it. 906 00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:38,033 - Uh-huh. 907 00:37:43,767 --> 00:37:44,600 Uh, okay. 908 00:37:47,867 --> 00:37:50,099 I know you're just fucking with me. 909 00:37:50,100 --> 00:37:52,132 But I'm not not playing this game. 910 00:37:52,133 --> 00:37:53,366 - Yeah, I'm sorry. 911 00:37:53,367 --> 00:37:54,699 I'm really hungry, and I need to poop. 912 00:37:54,700 --> 00:37:56,532 - Oh, awesome. 913 00:37:56,533 --> 00:37:57,866 - And you're not supposed to give blowjobs 914 00:37:57,867 --> 00:37:59,532 on an empty stomach, you know? 915 00:37:59,533 --> 00:38:00,400 - Is that true? 916 00:38:00,401 --> 00:38:01,632 - Uh-huh. 917 00:38:01,633 --> 00:38:02,932 - Where'd you hear that from? 918 00:38:02,933 --> 00:38:04,232 - My gammy. 919 00:38:04,233 --> 00:38:05,067 - Really? 920 00:38:05,068 --> 00:38:06,332 - Yeah, my grandmother. 921 00:38:11,167 --> 00:38:13,266 - You're perfect. 922 00:38:13,267 --> 00:38:14,566 - Shut up. 923 00:38:14,567 --> 00:38:17,166 - I'm serious. 924 00:38:17,167 --> 00:38:20,299 You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. 925 00:38:20,300 --> 00:38:21,766 - You're nice. 926 00:38:21,767 --> 00:38:25,932 - I'm including all print media in that too. 927 00:38:25,933 --> 00:38:28,032 - Where's my bra? 928 00:38:28,033 --> 00:38:30,832 - I don't know, but last time I used it, 929 00:38:30,833 --> 00:38:33,099 I put it back where it belongs. 930 00:38:33,100 --> 00:38:34,532 We text all the time and shit. 931 00:38:34,533 --> 00:38:37,699 It's just she's either like too tired 932 00:38:37,700 --> 00:38:39,966 from school or it's some family shit, 933 00:38:39,967 --> 00:38:43,099 which you know what, I totally get. 934 00:38:43,100 --> 00:38:45,599 What sucks is when she's like, "Yeah, 935 00:38:45,600 --> 00:38:47,366 "oh, I can't really go out because I'm 936 00:38:47,367 --> 00:38:50,332 "doing things with friends tonight." 937 00:38:50,333 --> 00:38:53,332 - What's wrong with, oh, yeah. 938 00:38:53,333 --> 00:38:55,199 - Yeah, I don't know. 939 00:38:55,200 --> 00:38:58,066 I'll just go fuck myself, right? 940 00:38:58,067 --> 00:38:59,532 You know, the thing is I just don't want 941 00:38:59,533 --> 00:39:02,533 to be all like, "Oh, what about me?" 942 00:39:05,233 --> 00:39:07,699 - "Can I come out and play too?" 943 00:39:07,700 --> 00:39:09,199 - If she was wants to invite me, she will. 944 00:39:09,200 --> 00:39:12,232 Otherwise, I don't, I just feel like an asshole. 945 00:39:12,233 --> 00:39:14,099 - You can't put her in a position 946 00:39:14,100 --> 00:39:15,466 if she still hasn't come up to answers 947 00:39:15,467 --> 00:39:17,332 with all your crazy, fucked up questions. 948 00:39:17,333 --> 00:39:19,032 - What crazy questions? 949 00:39:19,033 --> 00:39:22,166 - I'm just saying save some shit for yourself, you know? 950 00:39:22,167 --> 00:39:23,266 Let it happen. 951 00:39:23,267 --> 00:39:24,100 You go to a diner. 952 00:39:24,100 --> 00:39:25,100 You eat some food. 953 00:39:25,101 --> 00:39:27,266 Talk about the food, you know? 954 00:39:27,267 --> 00:39:28,466 You go out, take a shit. 955 00:39:28,467 --> 00:39:30,366 Talk about the shit. 956 00:39:30,367 --> 00:39:32,999 That's where shoot the shit comes from by the way. 957 00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,632 - I'm just tired of putting myself out there. 958 00:39:34,633 --> 00:39:36,766 I'm tired of being clear and honest, 959 00:39:36,767 --> 00:39:39,332 and she doesn't give anything back, you know? 960 00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:41,566 And she'll say, "Oh, I broke up with my boyfriend for you," 961 00:39:41,567 --> 00:39:43,399 and I want to tell her, "Hey, you know what? 962 00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,399 "We were fucking before you did that." 963 00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:46,966 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 964 00:39:46,967 --> 00:39:48,599 No, you never do that. 965 00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:51,032 You never, ever, ever use that against her, ever. 966 00:39:51,033 --> 00:39:52,466 - Why, it's fucking true. 967 00:39:52,467 --> 00:39:54,166 - One thing you never do, that's one thing everyone knows. 968 00:39:54,167 --> 00:39:57,866 You never use a woman's indiscretions against her, ever. 969 00:39:57,867 --> 00:39:59,099 You know? 970 00:39:59,100 --> 00:40:00,632 You never buy a used car from a friend. 971 00:40:00,633 --> 00:40:02,699 You never ask a pediatric surgeon how his day went. 972 00:40:02,700 --> 00:40:04,266 - Wait, who said that? 973 00:40:04,267 --> 00:40:05,999 - I said that! 974 00:40:06,000 --> 00:40:07,066 - You said that? 975 00:40:07,067 --> 00:40:07,900 - I said that. 976 00:40:07,901 --> 00:40:09,132 I'm fucking funny. 977 00:40:09,133 --> 00:40:12,133 What took you so long to figure that out? 978 00:40:14,033 --> 00:40:15,432 - Hey, all right. - Hey. 979 00:40:15,433 --> 00:40:19,600 - Oh no, this room's supposed to be blue. 980 00:40:20,700 --> 00:40:22,299 - How's it going? 981 00:40:22,300 --> 00:40:23,599 - It's good, how's it going in here? 982 00:40:23,600 --> 00:40:25,732 - Good, good, smooth sailing. - Yeah. 983 00:40:25,733 --> 00:40:27,733 All right, good to hear. 984 00:40:31,233 --> 00:40:33,099 Right, I'm going out for like an hour. 985 00:40:33,100 --> 00:40:35,799 Do you guys need anything from me? 986 00:40:35,800 --> 00:40:37,032 - No, I'm good, thanks. 987 00:40:37,033 --> 00:40:38,532 - A winning lotto ticket would be great. 988 00:40:38,533 --> 00:40:41,832 - Yeah, all right, I'll see what I can do. 989 00:40:41,833 --> 00:40:43,099 - Be safe. 990 00:40:43,100 --> 00:40:43,933 - I am. 991 00:40:49,700 --> 00:40:51,399 - Make sure you tell all the annoyed 992 00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:54,466 motorists we said what's up. 993 00:40:54,467 --> 00:40:55,433 - Right? 994 00:40:55,434 --> 00:40:56,932 It is the one form of exercise 995 00:40:56,933 --> 00:40:59,466 that puts yourself into other people's lives, right? 996 00:40:59,467 --> 00:41:00,599 Like, I get it. 997 00:41:00,600 --> 00:41:01,866 You buy some clothes. 998 00:41:01,867 --> 00:41:03,099 Boom, it's a hobby 'cause you invest 999 00:41:03,100 --> 00:41:04,332 a little bit of money, but know this. 1000 00:41:04,333 --> 00:41:06,699 You are fucking annoying. 1001 00:41:06,700 --> 00:41:08,232 You're basically forcing your shit 1002 00:41:08,233 --> 00:41:11,732 into other people's lives, and no one, no one invited you. 1003 00:41:11,733 --> 00:41:12,932 Know that. 1004 00:41:12,933 --> 00:41:14,099 - You know what doesn't bother me, 1005 00:41:14,100 --> 00:41:15,866 though, is a Mexican going to work. 1006 00:41:15,867 --> 00:41:17,432 - Yeah, sure, God bless them. 1007 00:41:17,433 --> 00:41:19,432 Their ass is leisurely on the sidewalk. 1008 00:41:19,433 --> 00:41:21,499 - It's the over the hill, middle-aged spandex 1009 00:41:21,500 --> 00:41:23,232 burrito motherfuckers that get me. 1010 00:41:23,233 --> 00:41:26,032 - Spandex burrito. 1011 00:41:26,033 --> 00:41:27,099 - Yeah, it's 'cause they look like 1012 00:41:27,100 --> 00:41:28,332 a burrito made out of spandex. 1013 00:41:28,333 --> 00:41:29,666 - I get it. 1014 00:41:29,667 --> 00:41:31,433 - All right. 1015 00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:05,132 Tiny Dancer! 1016 00:42:05,133 --> 00:42:07,232 I don't really take you for dancing guy, man. 1017 00:42:07,233 --> 00:42:08,566 - I fucking hate dancing. 1018 00:42:08,567 --> 00:42:10,866 - Me too. 1019 00:42:10,867 --> 00:42:12,299 - You know what else I fucking hate? 1020 00:42:12,300 --> 00:42:13,133 - What? 1021 00:42:13,134 --> 00:42:14,632 - The beach. 1022 00:42:14,633 --> 00:42:17,199 Went to Florida for our last vacation, one huge beach. 1023 00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,099 It was awful. 1024 00:42:19,100 --> 00:42:20,199 You know what I also hate? 1025 00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:21,932 - What? - Rollercoasters. 1026 00:42:23,167 --> 00:42:25,899 Went to Six Flags for my birthday. 1027 00:42:25,900 --> 00:42:27,432 That's all right, I like doing stuff with her. 1028 00:42:27,433 --> 00:42:29,100 I'll dance with her. 1029 00:42:30,833 --> 00:42:32,066 That's what she taught me. 1030 00:42:32,067 --> 00:42:33,299 She taught me the guy sitting down 1031 00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:36,532 is never gonna get the girl on the dance floor. 1032 00:42:36,533 --> 00:42:40,966 - That's the smartest thing that anyone has ever said to me. 1033 00:42:40,967 --> 00:42:41,999 - You should consider it. 1034 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:43,266 - I will, thank you. 1035 00:42:43,267 --> 00:42:44,267 - Like, now. 1036 00:44:02,833 --> 00:44:04,032 - Oh my God, you're so little. 1037 00:44:04,033 --> 00:44:05,366 - I feel little. 1038 00:44:18,533 --> 00:44:20,300 You're really pretty. 1039 00:44:23,067 --> 00:44:25,932 - I really like it when you're here. 1040 00:44:31,433 --> 00:44:32,566 - God damn it! 1041 00:44:32,567 --> 00:44:33,799 - Here. 1042 00:44:33,800 --> 00:44:34,767 - I knew this was going to happen. 1043 00:44:34,768 --> 00:44:36,866 Irresponsible, rushing around. 1044 00:44:36,867 --> 00:44:38,232 - I'm sorry, I didn't realize that the alarm 1045 00:44:38,233 --> 00:44:39,432 was actually set for something. 1046 00:44:39,433 --> 00:44:40,267 - You're no good for me. 1047 00:44:40,267 --> 00:44:41,200 You know what? 1048 00:44:41,201 --> 00:44:42,466 No one can make me do anything. 1049 00:44:42,467 --> 00:44:45,066 You can't push a button and make me do anything, 1050 00:44:45,067 --> 00:44:47,166 but I wouldn't have done it if I wasn't here. 1051 00:44:47,167 --> 00:44:48,966 I wouldn't have done it. 1052 00:44:48,967 --> 00:44:49,800 - I made coffee. 1053 00:44:49,800 --> 00:44:50,633 - This is stupid. 1054 00:44:50,634 --> 00:44:51,867 This is not me! 1055 00:44:52,867 --> 00:44:54,666 - Okay, you have 15 minutes. 1056 00:44:54,667 --> 00:44:56,599 The train station is only five minutes away. 1057 00:44:56,600 --> 00:44:57,666 That is plenty of time. 1058 00:44:57,667 --> 00:44:59,366 - Great, plenty of time. 1059 00:44:59,367 --> 00:45:00,632 - I'm sorry! 1060 00:45:00,633 --> 00:45:01,766 If I had known that the alarm was set... 1061 00:45:01,767 --> 00:45:03,299 - It's my fault. 1062 00:45:03,300 --> 00:45:04,233 I was stupid. 1063 00:45:04,234 --> 00:45:06,232 I got shit-faced, and I missed 1064 00:45:06,233 --> 00:45:08,566 my alarm, and you're no good for me. 1065 00:45:08,567 --> 00:45:12,733 I have to be responsible, and you make me irresponsible! 1066 00:45:14,933 --> 00:45:16,500 Where are my shoes? 1067 00:45:18,433 --> 00:45:20,299 - Listen, it takes less than five minutes to get there. 1068 00:45:20,300 --> 00:45:21,532 I promise. 1069 00:45:21,533 --> 00:45:22,400 I've done it like a hundred times. 1070 00:45:22,401 --> 00:45:23,866 You're fine on time. 1071 00:45:23,867 --> 00:45:25,366 - Do you have an extra train schedule just in case? 1072 00:45:25,367 --> 00:45:26,832 - No, but there's a big one mounted 1073 00:45:26,833 --> 00:45:28,532 on the outside of the wall at the train station. 1074 00:45:28,533 --> 00:45:30,132 Don't say that I'm no good for you. 1075 00:45:30,133 --> 00:45:31,632 - I had fun. 1076 00:45:31,633 --> 00:45:33,166 - They come often this time of day. 1077 00:45:33,167 --> 00:45:34,100 - What side of the tracks are you gonna be on? 1078 00:45:34,101 --> 00:45:35,600 - Other side, hey! 1079 00:45:36,467 --> 00:45:37,333 Booze breath. 1080 00:45:37,334 --> 00:45:38,532 - Bye. 1081 00:45:38,533 --> 00:45:39,699 - Bye. 1082 00:46:34,567 --> 00:46:37,499 - So many, I swear I like don't even know. 1083 00:46:37,500 --> 00:46:38,433 - That's the most important one. 1084 00:46:38,433 --> 00:46:39,267 - Oh, that one? 1085 00:46:39,268 --> 00:46:41,166 - Yeah. 1086 00:46:42,967 --> 00:46:45,533 - Yep! 1087 00:46:49,567 --> 00:46:52,900 - Yeah, keep smiling, you fucking moron! 1088 00:46:58,033 --> 00:46:58,900 I can't sit here. 1089 00:46:58,900 --> 00:46:59,833 I can't. 1090 00:46:59,834 --> 00:47:01,366 - Would you relax? 1091 00:47:01,367 --> 00:47:02,632 - Jeez, you know what? 1092 00:47:02,633 --> 00:47:03,600 You fucking relax! - It's all right. 1093 00:47:03,601 --> 00:47:05,099 - Jesus Christ. - Settle down. 1094 00:47:05,100 --> 00:47:06,866 - All right, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm sorry. 1095 00:47:06,867 --> 00:47:08,899 - It's just gonna egg him on, so just leave it. 1096 00:47:08,900 --> 00:47:10,699 - Let's just all agree we want to murder the shit 1097 00:47:10,700 --> 00:47:12,499 out of that guy and just move on. 1098 00:47:12,500 --> 00:47:15,233 - Or we could just leave. 1099 00:47:44,100 --> 00:47:45,299 - I just thought it was hilarious. 1100 00:47:45,300 --> 00:47:46,466 - Hey, there's my buddy. 1101 00:47:52,033 --> 00:47:53,266 - What'd he say? 1102 00:47:53,267 --> 00:47:55,332 - I personally vote that we leave now, 1103 00:47:55,333 --> 00:47:57,366 so we don't have to see this dick bag start celebrating. 1104 00:47:57,367 --> 00:48:00,066 - But if we have to listen to this asshole as we're leaving. 1105 00:48:00,067 --> 00:48:01,566 - Oh, boy. 1106 00:48:01,567 --> 00:48:02,367 - We should just leave, is that what you're saying? 1107 00:48:02,367 --> 00:48:03,300 - This is an angry elf. 1108 00:48:03,301 --> 00:48:05,500 It's a very angry elf, angry. 1109 00:48:06,367 --> 00:48:07,600 Very angry elf. 1110 00:48:09,400 --> 00:48:11,400 Angry, angry, angry elf? 1111 00:48:12,700 --> 00:48:13,933 Angry elf, yes. 1112 00:48:22,167 --> 00:48:23,332 - Okay, here we go. 1113 00:48:23,333 --> 00:48:25,166 Is anybody here a member of our Wing Ring? 1114 00:48:25,167 --> 00:48:27,266 You get an email twice a month with special offers, 1115 00:48:27,267 --> 00:48:29,299 discounts, goings on, anything like that? 1116 00:48:29,300 --> 00:48:30,766 - No. - No, we're okay. 1117 00:48:30,767 --> 00:48:31,932 - You want to sign up? 1118 00:48:31,933 --> 00:48:33,066 - For the Wing Ring? 1119 00:48:33,067 --> 00:48:34,166 - Mm-hmm. - No, we're okay. 1120 00:48:34,167 --> 00:48:35,100 - Okay. - Thank you. 1121 00:48:35,101 --> 00:48:36,332 - Well, no, wait. 1122 00:48:36,333 --> 00:48:37,666 - No, we're not signing up for the Wing Ring. 1123 00:48:37,667 --> 00:48:38,866 We're adults. 1124 00:48:38,867 --> 00:48:42,167 We're not gonna join clubs that rhyme, okay? 1125 00:48:44,767 --> 00:48:46,366 A little while back, we were visiting her parents. 1126 00:48:46,367 --> 00:48:47,599 Remember this? 1127 00:48:47,600 --> 00:48:49,032 We were driving back to our place, 1128 00:48:49,033 --> 00:48:51,199 and we needed to get food for the turtle, 1129 00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:52,899 so we stopped at this pet store... 1130 00:48:52,900 --> 00:48:53,833 - I got cash, don't worry. 1131 00:48:53,833 --> 00:48:54,667 - I don't. 1132 00:48:54,667 --> 00:48:55,633 - It's okay, I got you. 1133 00:48:55,634 --> 00:48:56,866 - No, you don't. 1134 00:48:56,867 --> 00:48:58,366 - He was checking us out, he says, 1135 00:48:58,367 --> 00:48:59,899 "Do you want to sign up for our Saver Rager reward 1136 00:48:59,900 --> 00:49:01,899 "discount card or whatever it's called?" 1137 00:49:01,900 --> 00:49:03,799 And I'm like, "No, actually, I just want to go home 1138 00:49:03,800 --> 00:49:05,566 "and take a three-hour nap, okay?" 1139 00:49:05,567 --> 00:49:07,099 - You know what? 1140 00:49:07,100 --> 00:49:08,566 We'll do all the way, it's very stylish, I see that. 1141 00:49:08,567 --> 00:49:10,332 - "You see this money that's in your hand right now? 1142 00:49:10,333 --> 00:49:12,632 "You could get more money in your hand right now 1143 00:49:12,633 --> 00:49:13,932 "if you sign up for this discount." 1144 00:49:13,933 --> 00:49:15,299 She's already walking to her car, 1145 00:49:15,300 --> 00:49:17,032 doesn't give a fuck, right? 1146 00:49:17,033 --> 00:49:19,166 The kid's going on and on and on about the benefits, 1147 00:49:19,167 --> 00:49:20,732 and I'm just like, "You know what? 1148 00:49:20,733 --> 00:49:21,667 "Could you just give me the money?" 1149 00:49:21,668 --> 00:49:22,832 - Because why? - Because. 1150 00:49:22,833 --> 00:49:24,299 - Whatever the difference would be 1151 00:49:24,300 --> 00:49:25,499 if I were to sign up for your stupid fucking membership, 1152 00:49:25,500 --> 00:49:27,032 could you just put the money in my hand? 1153 00:49:27,033 --> 00:49:29,399 Every single store has a card, every single one. 1154 00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:32,132 It undermines the very notion of membership, okay? 1155 00:49:32,133 --> 00:49:33,366 Am I supposed to feel allegiance 1156 00:49:33,367 --> 00:49:35,132 or some sort of special quality 1157 00:49:35,133 --> 00:49:37,099 if everyone else is doing the same fucking thing? 1158 00:49:37,100 --> 00:49:39,532 No, I live where I live and the fucking convenient options 1159 00:49:39,533 --> 00:49:42,332 are limited so don't patronize me with your bullshit 1160 00:49:42,333 --> 00:49:44,199 and don't compromise my dignity 1161 00:49:44,200 --> 00:49:46,666 by having me have 37 fucking plastic cards in my wallet! 1162 00:49:46,667 --> 00:49:47,999 - Chuck, here. 1163 00:49:48,000 --> 00:49:48,933 - Thanks. 1164 00:49:48,934 --> 00:49:50,032 - You know, no one really gives 1165 00:49:50,033 --> 00:49:51,799 a fuck about this story either. 1166 00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:54,299 - I'm sorry your vagina hurts, Lonnie. 1167 00:49:54,300 --> 00:49:56,199 I'm really, really sorry, but it bugs me. 1168 00:49:56,200 --> 00:49:57,432 This shit bugs me. 1169 00:49:57,433 --> 00:49:58,233 - If it bugs you, it bugs you. 1170 00:49:58,234 --> 00:49:59,466 - It fucking bugs me. 1171 00:49:59,467 --> 00:50:02,599 - Everything bugs him, so here you go. 1172 00:50:02,600 --> 00:50:05,166 - Look, I see the world for what it is, okay? 1173 00:50:05,167 --> 00:50:07,699 And it makes absolutely zero sense to me. 1174 00:50:07,700 --> 00:50:09,232 That's all I'm saying. 1175 00:50:09,233 --> 00:50:10,766 That's why I keep you around, honey, because you make sense. 1176 00:50:10,767 --> 00:50:12,366 You're the one thing that makes sense in this world. 1177 00:50:12,367 --> 00:50:13,499 - Thank you, let's just pay. 1178 00:50:13,500 --> 00:50:14,566 Can we go? - Yeah, we can go. 1179 00:50:14,567 --> 00:50:15,766 - Thank you. 1180 00:50:15,767 --> 00:50:17,232 Steve Madden purse 1181 00:50:17,233 --> 00:50:18,200 that she really liked, and I was like, "I'll get it for you. 1182 00:50:18,200 --> 00:50:19,167 "Don't worry." 1183 00:50:19,168 --> 00:50:20,566 Went there, it was gone. 1184 00:50:20,567 --> 00:50:21,400 - Jeez. 1185 00:50:24,800 --> 00:50:26,166 - Have a nice one, sweetheart. 1186 00:50:26,167 --> 00:50:28,066 - Holy shit, stop! 1187 00:50:28,067 --> 00:50:29,000 Stop! 1188 00:50:29,001 --> 00:50:30,399 Come on, no, no, no, Jesus! 1189 00:50:35,200 --> 00:50:36,566 - Get the fuck off me, man. 1190 00:50:36,567 --> 00:50:38,633 Get the fuck off me, man! 1191 00:51:37,867 --> 00:51:38,733 - There you go, man. 1192 00:51:38,733 --> 00:51:39,667 Have a good one, man. 1193 00:51:39,667 --> 00:51:40,667 - Have a good day, see ya. 1194 00:51:40,667 --> 00:51:41,500 - You too. 1195 00:51:54,033 --> 00:51:56,100 - Where the fuck are you? 1196 00:51:57,533 --> 00:51:59,432 You're late as hell, you know that? 1197 00:51:59,433 --> 00:52:01,333 - Yeah, sorry. 1198 00:52:03,067 --> 00:52:04,466 - You drunk? 1199 00:52:04,467 --> 00:52:05,532 - Yeah, a little bit, but I woke up 1200 00:52:05,533 --> 00:52:08,033 that way so it's not my fault. 1201 00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:35,632 - Gyro? 1202 00:52:35,633 --> 00:52:36,467 - Sure. 1203 00:52:42,233 --> 00:52:43,632 - You know what song I heard recently 1204 00:52:43,633 --> 00:52:45,366 and realized I hear it all the time? 1205 00:52:45,367 --> 00:52:48,967 Life is a Highway, that is not a good song. 1206 00:52:49,900 --> 00:52:51,900 That is a very bad song. 1207 00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:56,199 It's amazing how such a lame metaphor could be so catchy. 1208 00:52:56,200 --> 00:52:57,000 You know? 1209 00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:02,967 * Love is a flower, I want to watch it bloom 1210 00:53:04,967 --> 00:53:06,633 I just made that up. 1211 00:53:11,100 --> 00:53:14,699 When's the last time you bought an album? 1212 00:53:14,700 --> 00:53:18,766 When's the last time you cared that an album was coming out? 1213 00:53:18,767 --> 00:53:20,199 Hm, that's the problem. 1214 00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:24,399 Everything's about the singles now, the hits, hits. 1215 00:53:24,400 --> 00:53:27,499 You listen to a song, you like a song, you buy the song, 1216 00:53:27,500 --> 00:53:29,232 and then if people buy it, it becomes a hit. 1217 00:53:29,233 --> 00:53:30,866 Think about what that does to a young, 1218 00:53:30,867 --> 00:53:33,932 developing musician, to their mind. 1219 00:53:33,933 --> 00:53:36,299 Think about how it wires that mind. 1220 00:53:36,300 --> 00:53:37,832 Write a song. 1221 00:53:37,833 --> 00:53:39,432 Hopefully, it's popular and it becomes a hit. 1222 00:53:39,433 --> 00:53:41,966 Next time, write a song, make a bigger hit, 1223 00:53:41,967 --> 00:53:45,132 instead of write a hundred songs, 1224 00:53:45,133 --> 00:53:47,332 whittle it down to the best handful of songs, 1225 00:53:47,333 --> 00:53:50,199 form a bigger idea, figure out a way 1226 00:53:50,200 --> 00:53:53,499 for that bigger idea to shape who you are as a musician. 1227 00:53:53,500 --> 00:53:54,999 - What are you talking about? 1228 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:57,632 - I'm talking about what music has withered down to, 1229 00:53:57,633 --> 00:54:01,499 which is old dudes writing shitty songs 1230 00:54:01,500 --> 00:54:04,999 for slutty young twats who lip-sync those songs 1231 00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:07,632 in front of 12-year-old boys who are rolling on oxy. 1232 00:54:07,633 --> 00:54:09,932 That's what I'm talking about. 1233 00:54:09,933 --> 00:54:14,132 Instead of young, developing musical minds 1234 00:54:14,133 --> 00:54:18,300 crafting, crafting music, honing their fucking shit. 1235 00:54:19,767 --> 00:54:21,766 That's the thing is that the choruses are way too catchy. 1236 00:54:21,767 --> 00:54:23,166 And that's the problem, and the upskirt's are 1237 00:54:23,167 --> 00:54:24,799 way too easy to find on the Internet. 1238 00:54:24,800 --> 00:54:27,399 They're all over the place. 1239 00:54:27,400 --> 00:54:28,532 And yeah, maybe I'm talking about 1240 00:54:28,533 --> 00:54:30,066 the mainstream, but guess what? 1241 00:54:30,067 --> 00:54:34,199 That's what most people out here get, the popular stuff. 1242 00:54:34,200 --> 00:54:36,099 It's like, if you kill 99% of the bacteria, 1243 00:54:36,100 --> 00:54:39,232 the 1% that survives, that 1% germ 1244 00:54:39,233 --> 00:54:42,366 is so much stronger and more resilient than the other germs. 1245 00:54:42,367 --> 00:54:44,399 And over time, you know what you get? 1246 00:54:44,400 --> 00:54:47,432 Super germ, think about that. 1247 00:54:47,433 --> 00:54:50,267 The timeline expands, gets longer. 1248 00:54:58,933 --> 00:55:02,366 When was the last time you hummed a song, you know? 1249 00:55:02,367 --> 00:55:05,066 Remember when we used to hum songs? 1250 00:55:05,067 --> 00:55:06,366 You'd hum it to your buddies. 1251 00:55:06,367 --> 00:55:07,632 Hopefully, one of them would recognize it 1252 00:55:07,633 --> 00:55:08,999 and you'd figure out the tune. 1253 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,999 Now, you can just google anything in a second. 1254 00:55:12,000 --> 00:55:14,866 Think about what that does to the human brain. 1255 00:55:14,867 --> 00:55:16,099 Makes everything so easy. 1256 00:55:16,100 --> 00:55:19,699 We just shrivel up into these fucking morons. 1257 00:55:19,700 --> 00:55:22,800 - Would you shut the fuck up, please? 1258 00:55:25,233 --> 00:55:26,499 - When you're in a bad mood, you just 1259 00:55:26,500 --> 00:55:29,633 make it everybody's problem, don't you? 1260 00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:45,666 When did every Asian get good at dancing? 1261 00:55:45,667 --> 00:55:46,932 Have you noticed that? 1262 00:55:46,933 --> 00:55:48,599 Every fucking Asian can dance now. 1263 00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:50,832 When did that happen? 1264 00:55:50,833 --> 00:55:52,032 You look on the dance floor at this 1265 00:55:52,033 --> 00:55:53,732 breakin' ass, bad-driving motherfucker 1266 00:55:53,733 --> 00:55:56,699 just getting nasty out there, right? 1267 00:55:56,700 --> 00:55:58,466 - Are you almost done with that? 1268 00:55:58,467 --> 00:56:02,466 - If I'd shut my mouth for a second, yeah. 1269 00:56:10,900 --> 00:56:12,832 - Kill confirmed. 1270 00:56:12,833 --> 00:56:14,100 Kill confirmed. 1271 00:56:25,433 --> 00:56:27,466 Nice work, Ghosts, we held on. 1272 00:56:33,400 --> 00:56:35,232 - I think I'm gonna go. 1273 00:56:35,233 --> 00:56:36,466 - Wait, what? 1274 00:56:36,467 --> 00:56:39,166 - I'm just really tired. 1275 00:56:39,167 --> 00:56:42,466 - Okay, you can crash here if you want. 1276 00:56:42,467 --> 00:56:44,966 - No, I'm gonna go home. 1277 00:56:44,967 --> 00:56:45,967 - Ugh, okay. 1278 00:56:47,533 --> 00:56:48,766 Will you do me a favor? 1279 00:56:48,767 --> 00:56:49,999 Will you text me when you get home 1280 00:56:50,000 --> 00:56:50,833 and let me know that you got home okay? 1281 00:56:50,834 --> 00:56:52,866 - I won't remember. 1282 00:56:52,867 --> 00:56:54,799 - All right, fuck it. 1283 00:56:54,800 --> 00:56:55,633 - I'm going. 1284 00:56:55,634 --> 00:56:56,867 - Yep. 1285 00:57:20,600 --> 00:57:24,167 - All right, yeah, it's definitely. 1286 00:57:32,000 --> 00:57:34,433 - Stop staring at me, weirdo. 1287 00:57:36,200 --> 00:57:38,466 - I can't help it. 1288 00:57:38,467 --> 00:57:39,433 - Well, try. 1289 00:57:39,434 --> 00:57:41,100 You're like a creep. 1290 00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:47,999 - Revolution, best thing ever made. 1291 00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,199 - You watched it? - So good. 1292 00:57:49,200 --> 00:57:51,199 I watched the first three episodes, 1293 00:57:51,200 --> 00:57:52,366 fell asleep halfway through the fourth. 1294 00:57:52,367 --> 00:57:53,200 It's incredible. 1295 00:57:53,201 --> 00:57:54,666 Do you understand that? 1296 00:57:54,667 --> 00:57:56,066 - It's the best thing made by people 1297 00:57:56,067 --> 00:57:57,000 in the history of everything ever made by anyone. 1298 00:57:57,000 --> 00:57:57,800 - Let's just put it on the list. 1299 00:57:57,801 --> 00:57:59,032 - What is this? 1300 00:57:59,033 --> 00:58:00,332 - It's a TV show she told me about. 1301 00:58:00,333 --> 00:58:01,267 - TV show? 1302 00:58:01,268 --> 00:58:03,632 - Yeah, it's so good. 1303 00:58:03,633 --> 00:58:05,699 - What, why, why? 1304 00:58:05,700 --> 00:58:07,566 - You know how War of the Worlds starts out really awesome 1305 00:58:07,567 --> 00:58:09,699 with the electricity going out and then it just sucks? 1306 00:58:09,700 --> 00:58:10,533 - No. 1307 00:58:10,534 --> 00:58:12,033 - Then never mind. 1308 00:58:14,733 --> 00:58:16,633 - Okay, ready for work? 1309 00:58:17,767 --> 00:58:19,166 - Bye, Monica. 1310 00:58:19,167 --> 00:58:20,333 - Bye, Lonnie. 1311 00:58:28,167 --> 00:58:29,666 - That was for you. 1312 00:58:29,667 --> 00:58:33,400 - I was trying to keep the game interesting. 1313 00:58:35,267 --> 00:58:37,699 - Everything all right? 1314 00:58:37,700 --> 00:58:39,599 - It ain't happening. 1315 00:58:39,600 --> 00:58:41,832 - What ain't happening? 1316 00:58:41,833 --> 00:58:42,767 - Come on, man. 1317 00:58:42,768 --> 00:58:45,566 You know what ain't happening. 1318 00:58:45,567 --> 00:58:48,232 - Looked good from here. 1319 00:58:48,233 --> 00:58:49,666 - Fuck it, though, right? 1320 00:58:49,667 --> 00:58:51,566 - Fuck it. - Fuck it. 1321 00:58:51,567 --> 00:58:52,832 - Is everything all right? 1322 00:58:52,833 --> 00:58:54,399 - She ain't comin'. 1323 00:58:54,400 --> 00:58:55,832 - Oh, you know what? 1324 00:58:55,833 --> 00:58:56,633 Fuck her. 1325 00:58:58,167 --> 00:58:59,832 I'm sorry, Lonnie. 1326 00:58:59,833 --> 00:59:01,000 - That's cool. 1327 00:59:07,467 --> 00:59:11,399 Phil, let me get another one of these. 1328 00:59:11,400 --> 00:59:15,567 Hold the ice or else I'll just kill myself, you know. 1329 00:59:34,467 --> 00:59:35,800 Hey, jaywalkers! 1330 00:59:37,200 --> 00:59:40,866 Hey, you motherfucker, you best be crossing at the light! 1331 00:59:40,867 --> 00:59:43,133 You're gonna get fucked up! 1332 00:59:44,067 --> 00:59:45,667 No, you do it here! 1333 00:59:48,067 --> 00:59:49,632 You fuck 'em up. 1334 00:59:49,633 --> 00:59:51,166 You don't see the sign, man? 1335 00:59:51,167 --> 00:59:52,866 What good is it for you to pay the taxes 1336 00:59:52,867 --> 00:59:54,999 on a sign, and you're not gonna use it? 1337 00:59:55,833 --> 00:59:56,667 Oh, shit! 1338 00:59:56,668 --> 00:59:58,499 Fuck this sign! 1339 00:59:58,500 --> 00:59:59,866 Fuck this sign. 1340 00:59:59,867 --> 01:00:01,932 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1341 01:00:01,933 --> 01:00:03,166 Buddy, come on. 1342 01:00:03,167 --> 01:00:04,100 - What do you mean, whoa? 1343 01:00:04,100 --> 01:00:04,900 - Whoa, whoa, come on. 1344 01:00:04,901 --> 01:00:06,500 Don't be an asshole. 1345 01:01:53,667 --> 01:01:56,567 - Nice job, asshole, fucking moron. 1346 01:02:12,567 --> 01:02:13,400 Oh, shit. 1347 01:02:14,900 --> 01:02:16,332 - Rough night, Lonnie? 1348 01:02:16,333 --> 01:02:19,067 - Shit, I didn't even drive here. 1349 01:02:45,833 --> 01:02:49,866 I'm failing to see the point in getting up in the morning. 1350 01:02:49,867 --> 01:02:51,266 - Go on. 1351 01:02:51,267 --> 01:02:52,632 - What I do most days seems 1352 01:02:52,633 --> 01:02:56,466 pointless because what's it supporting? 1353 01:02:56,467 --> 01:02:58,067 Most days I'm too... 1354 01:02:59,433 --> 01:03:03,367 I used to look forward to seeing this girl I liked, right? 1355 01:03:07,200 --> 01:03:08,666 You know what? 1356 01:03:08,667 --> 01:03:09,500 No. 1357 01:03:13,800 --> 01:03:15,399 There was this guy that I knew 1358 01:03:15,400 --> 01:03:18,332 from like a lifetime ago, right? 1359 01:03:18,333 --> 01:03:20,299 He killed himself. 1360 01:03:20,300 --> 01:03:23,999 He offed himself on New Year's Eve. 1361 01:03:24,000 --> 01:03:25,233 Not only was... 1362 01:03:26,533 --> 01:03:28,066 Not only did I not really care, 1363 01:03:28,067 --> 01:03:32,233 but I really wasn't surprised, and it made sense to me. 1364 01:03:33,667 --> 01:03:35,032 - Him killing himself 1365 01:03:35,033 --> 01:03:37,332 or killing oneself in general? 1366 01:03:37,333 --> 01:03:40,066 - Killing oneself in general. 1367 01:03:40,067 --> 01:03:42,132 - You have any idea why he'd do such a thing? 1368 01:03:42,133 --> 01:03:43,732 - Oh yeah, 'cause he was way too drunk 1369 01:03:43,733 --> 01:03:47,400 and way too lonely, and I know that feeling. 1370 01:03:48,533 --> 01:03:51,832 - You were about to mention a girl? 1371 01:03:51,833 --> 01:03:54,567 - Yeah, I was kind of seeing this 1372 01:03:55,700 --> 01:03:58,399 girl that I'm really crazy about. 1373 01:03:58,400 --> 01:04:01,032 But, I don't think anything's gonna happen. 1374 01:04:01,033 --> 01:04:02,399 No, you know what? 1375 01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:04,966 Nothing is gonna happen. 1376 01:04:04,967 --> 01:04:09,133 She doesn't feel the way I feel, and just saying it hurts. 1377 01:04:12,500 --> 01:04:13,333 - Go on. 1378 01:04:14,267 --> 01:04:15,933 - Really, that's it. 1379 01:04:18,367 --> 01:04:20,866 Before I could look forward to seeing her at least, 1380 01:04:20,867 --> 01:04:22,599 even if she just came over and slept, 1381 01:04:22,600 --> 01:04:24,099 which she did do a couple of times. 1382 01:04:24,100 --> 01:04:26,666 It was just nice having somebody there with me. 1383 01:04:26,667 --> 01:04:29,099 I mean, what am I supposed to do now, get a fucking cat? 1384 01:04:29,100 --> 01:04:29,933 Sorry. 1385 01:04:31,333 --> 01:04:35,532 - Some sense of community, no matter how small, 1386 01:04:35,533 --> 01:04:38,199 is what makes life worth living. 1387 01:04:38,200 --> 01:04:40,899 You ever consider volunteering here at the church? 1388 01:04:40,900 --> 01:04:42,132 - Oh, that sounds awful. 1389 01:04:42,133 --> 01:04:43,266 - Why? 1390 01:04:43,267 --> 01:04:44,532 - I don't know. 1391 01:04:44,533 --> 01:04:45,467 I don't know why I said that either. 1392 01:04:45,468 --> 01:04:48,032 I sound like an asshole, shit! 1393 01:04:48,033 --> 01:04:51,466 All right, I'm just gonna shut up. 1394 01:04:51,467 --> 01:04:52,766 - Taking the Lord's name in vain 1395 01:04:52,767 --> 01:04:54,766 is the only cursing that I'm aware of, 1396 01:04:54,767 --> 01:04:56,699 and you did sound like an asshole. 1397 01:04:58,167 --> 01:05:00,599 But you see why I suggest living your life not just with 1398 01:05:00,600 --> 01:05:03,232 but for someone is what makes life worth living, 1399 01:05:03,233 --> 01:05:04,799 worth getting out of bed in the morning, 1400 01:05:04,800 --> 01:05:08,366 someone looking forward to seeing you and you them. 1401 01:05:08,367 --> 01:05:12,532 I assume you don't attend mass regularly? 1402 01:05:12,533 --> 01:05:14,066 - No, I do not. 1403 01:05:14,067 --> 01:05:17,766 - Mm-hm, and a little problem with the cigarettes and booze? 1404 01:05:17,767 --> 01:05:19,666 - Yeah, how'd you know that? 1405 01:05:19,667 --> 01:05:21,199 - I can smell it. 1406 01:05:21,200 --> 01:05:23,032 - Oh, right, dumb. 1407 01:05:23,033 --> 01:05:24,533 - Is it a problem? 1408 01:05:25,767 --> 01:05:27,132 - I'm aware of what I do. 1409 01:05:27,133 --> 01:05:30,599 I'm trying to make healthier habits. 1410 01:05:30,600 --> 01:05:32,066 - That's why I ask about mass. 1411 01:05:32,067 --> 01:05:33,599 Any particular reason? 1412 01:05:33,600 --> 01:05:34,966 - Yeah, the girl was kind of a health nut... 1413 01:05:34,967 --> 01:05:36,232 - Any particular reason 1414 01:05:36,233 --> 01:05:38,732 you don't attend a weekly service? 1415 01:05:38,733 --> 01:05:40,300 - Oh, I don't know. 1416 01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:46,266 After my Mom died, my sister and I 1417 01:05:46,267 --> 01:05:48,832 kept going out of respect or something, but my Dad, 1418 01:05:48,833 --> 01:05:53,000 he just wasn't that into it, so it kind of petered off. 1419 01:05:54,100 --> 01:05:57,032 But, I hear what you're saying, Father. 1420 01:05:57,033 --> 01:06:00,467 It's just I feel like an idiot, you know? 1421 01:06:02,167 --> 01:06:03,466 - Wanting to live your life with 1422 01:06:03,467 --> 01:06:06,133 someone feels great, doesn't it? 1423 01:06:08,433 --> 01:06:09,832 - Yeah. 1424 01:06:09,833 --> 01:06:13,467 - Yeah, but who that someone is is not up to you. 1425 01:06:14,433 --> 01:06:16,500 You think it's this girl. 1426 01:06:18,067 --> 01:06:19,300 Guess it's not. 1427 01:06:20,667 --> 01:06:21,600 Just relax. 1428 01:06:23,667 --> 01:06:24,866 Look around. 1429 01:06:24,867 --> 01:06:26,432 Pay attention. 1430 01:06:26,433 --> 01:06:28,166 Take the opportunities when they 1431 01:06:28,167 --> 01:06:31,000 present themselves, and they will. 1432 01:06:38,833 --> 01:06:41,099 - I feel like I should shake your hand or something. 1433 01:06:41,100 --> 01:06:42,999 Should I come out there? 1434 01:06:43,000 --> 01:06:44,899 - Nah, we're good. 1435 01:06:44,900 --> 01:06:47,366 - Well, now I feel awkward. 1436 01:06:47,367 --> 01:06:49,666 So what about like one of these up here? 1437 01:06:49,667 --> 01:06:50,767 You got that? 1438 01:06:52,133 --> 01:06:53,599 - Are we fist-bumping? 1439 01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:55,832 - I think we are. 1440 01:06:55,833 --> 01:06:57,066 Come on. 1441 01:06:57,067 --> 01:06:58,199 Give me a little something, Father. 1442 01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:00,266 - Got it. - Got it, thanks. 1443 01:07:00,267 --> 01:07:01,866 Thanks for talking with me. 1444 01:07:01,867 --> 01:07:02,800 - It's my pleasure. 1445 01:07:02,801 --> 01:07:03,832 What else am I gonna do in here? 1446 01:07:03,833 --> 01:07:05,266 - I don't know. 1447 01:07:05,267 --> 01:07:06,699 You could be playing Angry Birds or something. 1448 01:07:06,700 --> 01:07:09,266 - Yes, I could be. 1449 01:07:09,267 --> 01:07:10,666 - I'm Lonnie, by the way. 1450 01:07:10,667 --> 01:07:12,532 - Nice to meet you, Lonnie. 1451 01:07:12,533 --> 01:07:14,432 - Yeah, it's nice to meet you, too, Father, um. 1452 01:07:14,433 --> 01:07:15,999 - Tony. 1453 01:07:16,000 --> 01:07:18,299 - Huh, Father Tony, seems 1454 01:07:18,300 --> 01:07:19,699 like a weird name for a priest. 1455 01:07:19,700 --> 01:07:21,166 - Does it? 1456 01:07:21,167 --> 01:07:24,499 - No, and I don't know why I said that, either. 1457 01:07:24,500 --> 01:07:26,032 - It's a first. 1458 01:07:26,033 --> 01:07:28,066 - I'm just trying to keep you on your toes. 1459 01:07:28,067 --> 01:07:29,866 - You take care of yourself, Lonnie. 1460 01:07:29,867 --> 01:07:31,466 - I will. 1461 01:07:31,467 --> 01:07:32,699 Thanks again, Father. 1462 01:07:32,700 --> 01:07:36,100 - I haven't done anything, Lonnie. 1463 01:08:02,533 --> 01:08:03,999 - Hey, hey, how's everybody? 1464 01:08:04,000 --> 01:08:04,867 - How are you? 1465 01:08:04,868 --> 01:08:06,032 - Hey, hi, guys. - Hi! 1466 01:08:06,033 --> 01:08:07,699 - Hi, how are you? - Hey, what's happening? 1467 01:08:07,700 --> 01:08:08,999 - Hey, what's up, calzone? 1468 01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:09,933 - Hey, hey, I heard that. 1469 01:08:14,233 --> 01:08:15,167 - Got any coffee? 1470 01:08:15,168 --> 01:08:16,866 They don't have any good stuff. 1471 01:08:16,867 --> 01:08:17,700 - Hi! - Good to see ya. 1472 01:08:17,701 --> 01:08:19,432 - Good seeing you! 1473 01:08:19,433 --> 01:08:20,267 - What's going on, bud? 1474 01:08:20,267 --> 01:08:21,100 - Hi, Ernie. 1475 01:08:21,101 --> 01:08:22,599 - Hey, how you doing? 1476 01:08:22,600 --> 01:08:24,432 Hey, how come we don't see that Brian guy anymore? 1477 01:08:24,433 --> 01:08:26,432 - 'Cause we broke up like three months ago. 1478 01:08:26,433 --> 01:08:29,166 - Oh, well, I guess that would explain it. 1479 01:08:29,167 --> 01:08:30,666 - You should listen when people talk to you. 1480 01:08:30,667 --> 01:08:33,066 - I've been hearing about how good it is all the time. 1481 01:08:33,067 --> 01:08:35,399 - This is Brock's first ever Freddie's Pizza. 1482 01:08:35,400 --> 01:08:36,766 - What, you've never taken him there before? 1483 01:08:36,767 --> 01:08:37,966 - Never got around to it. 1484 01:08:37,967 --> 01:08:38,900 - You got the giardin? - What's up, man? 1485 01:08:38,901 --> 01:08:40,066 I'm Lonnie, nice to meet you. 1486 01:08:40,067 --> 01:08:41,332 - You too. 1487 01:08:41,333 --> 01:08:42,233 What did you say, you got the what? 1488 01:08:42,233 --> 01:08:43,167 - Giardin. 1489 01:08:43,168 --> 01:08:44,399 - I was gonna bust your balls... 1490 01:08:44,400 --> 01:08:45,732 - You never had giardin? - You know what it is? 1491 01:08:45,733 --> 01:08:46,567 You're too tall. 1492 01:08:46,568 --> 01:08:47,732 I can't bust your balls. 1493 01:08:47,733 --> 01:08:49,232 You're too tall to tease. 1494 01:08:49,233 --> 01:08:50,999 Wait, you've never had giardin before? 1495 01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:51,900 What, are you from Florida? 1496 01:08:51,900 --> 01:08:52,833 That's weird. 1497 01:08:52,834 --> 01:08:54,032 - He just doesn't get out much. 1498 01:08:54,033 --> 01:08:54,967 - Yeah, I was born in Michigan. 1499 01:08:54,968 --> 01:08:56,932 Does that answer any questions? 1500 01:08:56,933 --> 01:08:58,099 - No. 1501 01:08:58,100 --> 01:08:59,100 - Go ahead. 1502 01:08:59,100 --> 01:09:00,100 - All right. - Go ahead. 1503 01:09:00,100 --> 01:09:01,067 - Go, try it. - Straight in? 1504 01:09:01,068 --> 01:09:02,167 - Yep. - Yeah. 1505 01:09:03,300 --> 01:09:04,233 - Huh? - It's amazing. 1506 01:09:04,234 --> 01:09:05,432 I love it! - Hey! 1507 01:09:05,433 --> 01:09:06,966 - Hey, I'll get you a jar. 1508 01:09:06,967 --> 01:09:07,933 I'll give you this jar. 1509 01:09:07,934 --> 01:09:09,199 - She looks dirty. 1510 01:09:09,200 --> 01:09:10,666 - She looks dirty. - She's a ginger. 1511 01:09:12,600 --> 01:09:13,600 I like that. 1512 01:09:14,833 --> 01:09:15,999 That's nice. 1513 01:09:16,000 --> 01:09:19,466 - You know, Connie Chung in her day? 1514 01:09:19,467 --> 01:09:21,399 - Yeah, she's no Linda Yu. 1515 01:09:25,033 --> 01:09:26,399 She's no Connie Chung. 1516 01:09:26,400 --> 01:09:28,266 - Yeah, I was gonna say, Connie Chung. 1517 01:09:33,667 --> 01:09:36,567 - Same stories over and over again. 1518 01:09:39,100 --> 01:09:40,566 - Lil needs a change of pants. 1519 01:09:40,567 --> 01:09:42,799 It's gotten to that point of the night. 1520 01:09:42,800 --> 01:09:45,199 - I've told you like 15 times. 1521 01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:46,299 - Wait, I thought you were kidding, though. 1522 01:09:46,300 --> 01:09:48,032 - No, I kept telling you. 1523 01:09:48,033 --> 01:09:50,632 - Wait, you're seriously a fucking private investigator? 1524 01:09:50,633 --> 01:09:51,732 - Yeah. - Seriously? 1525 01:09:51,733 --> 01:09:53,466 - Seriously. 1526 01:09:53,467 --> 01:09:55,232 - Is your name on your door? 1527 01:09:55,233 --> 01:09:56,966 - I mean, the company name is on the door. 1528 01:09:56,967 --> 01:09:58,299 There's a couple of us that work there. 1529 01:09:58,300 --> 01:09:59,632 - You carry a gun? 1530 01:09:59,633 --> 01:10:00,832 - I have once. 1531 01:10:00,833 --> 01:10:02,332 - Mm-hmm, have you ever showed up 1532 01:10:02,333 --> 01:10:04,666 to a crime scene, and a cop's been like, "Beat it, Brock! 1533 01:10:04,667 --> 01:10:06,466 "This crime scene's for real cops!" 1534 01:10:06,467 --> 01:10:08,266 - You don't have to answer that 1535 01:10:08,267 --> 01:10:10,532 because that question is retarded. 1536 01:10:10,533 --> 01:10:12,499 I'm so sorry. 1537 01:10:12,500 --> 01:10:13,799 - What, no, that's not. - I apologize for him. 1538 01:10:13,800 --> 01:10:15,399 - But doesn't that happen? 1539 01:10:15,400 --> 01:10:18,466 No, I'm very sorry to overload you with questions. 1540 01:10:18,467 --> 01:10:19,532 I'm very sorry. 1541 01:10:19,533 --> 01:10:20,766 - It's fine. 1542 01:10:20,767 --> 01:10:23,766 I mean, it's a lot of surveillance, you know. 1543 01:10:23,767 --> 01:10:25,266 You're serving people. 1544 01:10:25,267 --> 01:10:27,466 - You serve people papers, so you go up to someone, 1545 01:10:27,467 --> 01:10:29,499 and you say, "Oh, hey, you're so and so. 1546 01:10:29,500 --> 01:10:30,333 "Well, guess what? 1547 01:10:30,333 --> 01:10:31,167 "You've been served." 1548 01:10:32,233 --> 01:10:33,200 What? 1549 01:10:33,201 --> 01:10:34,499 - Some iteration of that. 1550 01:10:34,500 --> 01:10:35,766 - Okay, like what? - You're an idiot. 1551 01:10:35,767 --> 01:10:37,166 - Okay, so the other day I pull up to this, 1552 01:10:37,167 --> 01:10:39,799 you know, I mean, I pull up to this guy's place, 1553 01:10:39,800 --> 01:10:42,199 like 600-pound black guy and 10 of his best friends 1554 01:10:42,200 --> 01:10:44,999 sitting on the stoop, bullshitting. 1555 01:10:45,000 --> 01:10:47,332 - How did you know it wasn't just like a basketball game? 1556 01:10:47,333 --> 01:10:49,399 - You know, in that case, I call back to the office. 1557 01:10:49,400 --> 01:10:50,799 There's absolutely no way. 1558 01:10:50,800 --> 01:10:52,099 - What if that was us? 1559 01:10:52,100 --> 01:10:53,566 What if that was me and you? 1560 01:10:55,500 --> 01:10:57,699 Hey, what's so, really, Dad? 1561 01:10:57,700 --> 01:10:58,832 What's so funny? 1562 01:10:58,833 --> 01:11:00,399 I know I look like a pussy. 1563 01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:03,332 I know I look like a pussy, but I'm strong as shit. 1564 01:11:03,333 --> 01:11:04,566 I can totally prove it. 1565 01:11:04,567 --> 01:11:05,233 - You're a pussy. 1566 01:11:05,233 --> 01:11:06,167 - Mouth! 1567 01:11:06,168 --> 01:11:07,366 - I'm being straight, though. 1568 01:11:07,367 --> 01:11:08,466 What if one day I tagged along with you? 1569 01:11:08,467 --> 01:11:09,566 Could we do that? 1570 01:11:09,567 --> 01:11:11,166 - Don't encourage him. 1571 01:11:11,167 --> 01:11:12,532 I mean, you don't have to do that. 1572 01:11:12,533 --> 01:11:13,632 - No, I want to go! 1573 01:11:13,633 --> 01:11:14,966 I want to go. - It'll be fine with me. 1574 01:11:14,967 --> 01:11:16,099 It would be fine with me. 1575 01:11:16,100 --> 01:11:16,933 - Can I come with you? - Absolutely. 1576 01:11:16,934 --> 01:11:18,232 - For real. 1577 01:11:18,233 --> 01:11:19,666 - Are you serious? 1578 01:11:19,667 --> 01:11:20,866 - Do I look like I'm kidding? 1579 01:11:20,867 --> 01:11:22,599 - All right, I don't see why not. 1580 01:11:22,600 --> 01:11:24,299 - For real? - For real. 1581 01:11:24,300 --> 01:11:25,599 If you're serious, I'm serious, buddy. 1582 01:11:25,600 --> 01:11:26,732 - I'm serious. 1583 01:11:26,733 --> 01:11:27,832 - Let's do it. 1584 01:11:27,833 --> 01:11:29,299 - That's awesome, thank you. 1585 01:11:29,300 --> 01:11:30,399 - If you really, yeah, if you really want to. 1586 01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:32,266 - I do really want to. 1587 01:11:32,267 --> 01:11:35,866 This guy's welcome any time into my house. 1588 01:11:35,867 --> 01:11:39,099 He comes into my house, he's welcome here. 1589 01:11:40,367 --> 01:11:41,532 - I don't know any of their names, 1590 01:11:41,533 --> 01:11:43,132 but they do the news in bikinis. 1591 01:11:48,167 --> 01:11:49,599 - How do you know they're doing the news? 1592 01:11:49,600 --> 01:11:51,099 - I don't know what they're doing. 1593 01:11:51,100 --> 01:11:54,299 - I don't speak the language, but I'm like, 1594 01:11:54,300 --> 01:11:57,567 transfixed, absolutely transfixed by it. 1595 01:13:21,567 --> 01:13:25,132 - Should have gone a little longer just then. 103521