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WOMAN: Previously on
The Villains of Valley View.
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Still mad because Starling
kicked your butt?
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She did not kick my butt.
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I might've kinda sorta lost
to Starling
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and now my fury over it
consumes my entire existence.
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What are you doing
with Starling's autograph?
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And how does she know
who you are?
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You're Chaos.
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Promise you won't tell my family
about this, especially Amy.
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Starling, look out.
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You just saved her life.
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Could I maybe get your number?
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I should probably take
yours too, you know,
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just to make sure you're
staying on the right path.
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[upbeat music playing]
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That is a good one.
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Okay. Sounds good.
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Yeah, talk soon.
Okay. Bye-bye.
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Hey, Jake.
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Were you just talking to
who I think you were talking to?
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Yup. Starling.
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HARTLEY: Starling?
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Oh. Well, I thought it was
the middle aged guy
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from tech support who you
oddly became friends with.
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Dennis?
No, I talked to him earlier.
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Good news, I convinced him
to ditch the hairpiece
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and embrace the bald.
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Well, did Starling ask about me?
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Not by name but she did tell me
to say hi to my weird friend.
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That means she remembered me.
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We've been talking every day
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since we went
to our commercial shoot.
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And tonight, she wants
to meet up in person.
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Oh my gosh, tonight?
Really?
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Oh, that's amazing.
What am I gonna wear?
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Well, how about pajamas?
Because you're staying home.
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This is the first chance
Starling and I
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have had to hang out alone
and I wanna make it special.
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So we're going to a junkyard.
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Sounds romantic.
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Was the sewage plant
all booked up?
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It's special because that's
where we had our first battle.
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I threw a rusted out engine
block at her
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and she stopped it midair
and threw it right back at me.
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It was magical.
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But anyway, I need you
to cover for me with my parents,
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and more importantly Amy.
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Oh, no.
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I already feel guilty
about keeping a secret from her.
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She's my best friend and she
wouldn't keep secrets from me.
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-Yeah, she would.
-Yeah. You're probably right.
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But I don't like
doing it to her.
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Neither do I.
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I'm not gonna keep
this from her forever,
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just until I can find a way
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to make her see
the Starling that I see.
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You know, the one she won't
wanna toss off a tall building.
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Fine.
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But the stress of keeping
this secret is getting to me.
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I'm starting to lose my hair.
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I mean, the shower drain
looks like it's wearing a wig.
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Come on,
you can stay for dinner.
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And do you mind
wearing a hairnet?
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I don't know what's going on.
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But I'm gonna find out.
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[upbeat music playing]
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Does your family always have
pancakes for dinner?
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Well, we can't break
the law anymore.
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At least let us break
the rules of breakfast.
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Hey, where's Colby?
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I don't know.
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Ever since he shapeshifted
into a fly,
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I've had the toughest time
keeping tabs on him.
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COLBY: I'm down here
avoiding your fork.
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[gasps]
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What are you doing
in my pancakes?
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Get your own.
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I wish I could,
but I'm stuck in the syrup.
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Fine. I'll just eat around you.
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-Hey, Amy.
-Hey.
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Everything okay?
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Yeah, why wouldn't it be?
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Do you know something
I don't know?
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Because if you did,
you could tell me.
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Doesn't matter what it is.
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I mean,
we're best friends, right?
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Of course.
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Good.
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Well, careful.
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Your hair is shedding
all over your pancakes.
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So what's everyone
doing tonight?
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Well, I'm off to the mall
to hang out at the food court
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and check out
the surfboard store.
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Yup, taking up surfing,
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totally normal teenage boy
in Texas stuff.
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Bye.
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What about you, Hartley?
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[chuckles]
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These pancakes are so good,
I might just eat them all night.
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Well, I'm gonna go get a burger.
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This whole breakfast for dinner
thing is, uh, it's really weird.
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VIC: I did it.
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I've been up
for three days straight
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but I finally found a way
to stop Colby from being trapped
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in a random shapeshifting cycle.
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We're gonna get our son back.
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Ooh, pancakes.
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COLBY: Dad, stop. It's me.
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Oh.
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Well, hurry up
and swim out of that syrup.
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Daddy's hungry.
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[upbeat music playing]
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VIC: All right, ladies.
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Say hello
to my amazing invention
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that's gonna turn Colby
fly here back to normal.
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The first ever
Molecular Re-Atomizer.
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I haven't slept since Wednesday,
clap for me.
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[applause]
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COLBY: You know what I need
to clap? Human hands.
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Get on with it.
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Okay.
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Here we go.
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Wait.
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Are you sure it's safe
for us to stand this close?
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Sure. Just cover your face
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so your eyeballs
don't melt out of your skull.
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-Seriously?
-No, I'm joking.
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Or am I?
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I am.
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-Are you?
-I am not.
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Okay.
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Here we go.
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[whirring]
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COLBY: What the--it tingles.
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Okay. Now it burns.
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Huh. The tingle is back.
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It worked.
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I mean, why wouldn't it?
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My baby is back.
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[chuckles]
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Oh.
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Better hold up on the hugs.
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You haven't showered
for a month.
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Good to have you back, bud.
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It's good to have a back, dad.
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And man, I cannot wait
to stretch it out.
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[grunts]
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Sorry, son.
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The machine is still
restructuring your DNA,
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so you're gonna have to stay
in there a little longer.
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Which will give us time to go
pick you up a cake to celebrate.
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We couldn't decide between
welcome back to your body
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or congrats
on being normal again,
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so we're just gonna swipe one
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from the neighbor's
retirement party.
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You can't do that.
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He's old.
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Probably wouldn't
even know it's gone.
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I'll wait with you, Colby.
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Do you want anything?
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Yeah. Actually,
I'm kind of thirsty.
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Could you grab me that water?
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Oh. No, no, no, no.
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What kind of evil lair
doesn't have paper towels?
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Oh, no.
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What's wrong?
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Why do I sound like this?
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And why do I feel
taller and thicker?
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I've got bigger everything.
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I think the water
shorted out the console
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and it made you older.
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Look.
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That's me?
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Whoa. I'm a major hottie.
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Yeah. I mean, no.
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I mean, ew. [chuckles]
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I mean, I gotta fix this.
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[beeping]
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Come on, dumb machine,
turn it back.
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Good idea, Hartley.
If things take a bad turn,
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just start hitting
random buttons.
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[beeping]
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Is it working?
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Why do I feel the sudden urge
to second guess my life choices
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and spend all my savings
on a sports car?
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Probably because of this?
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[groans] Now I'm old.
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What happened to the hottie?
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I know.
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His eyes were so dark
and soulful,
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I could just get lost in them.
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I'm just gonna keep
pressing buttons.
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[upbeat music playing]
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[dog barking]
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Sorry, I'm late.
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Probably should've chosen
a junkyard
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with less angry guard dogs.
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I thought they were
kind of sweet.
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But then again,
everyone's sweet to me
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because, you know, superhero.
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-It's good to see you again.
-You too.
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So, now what do we do?
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I thought we were gonna go get
ice cream but this is a choice.
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Come on, we had our first
battle in the junkyard.
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I was being sentimental.
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We also fought
on a tropical island.
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We could've met there.
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What was that?
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The dogs are back
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and they can smell my fear.
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[tense music playing]
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Amy.
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Guess I didn't get the invite.
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[upbeat music playing]
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Jake, get away from her.
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How'd you know I was here?
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I overheard your conversation
with Hartley.
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You're lucky I got here
just in time.
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In time for what?
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To save you.
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I'm sorry, who are you?
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-His sister.
-Wait.
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You're Havoc?
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Girl, you had me fooled.
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-Amy, I can explain.
-AMY: No need.
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At first, I was upset
but then I thought
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of course I can
trust my brother.
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He'd never meet with my nemesis
behind my back on purpose.
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I mean, supervillains
don't hang out with superheroes.
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She's clearly taking advantage
of nice guy Jake for one reason,
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to lure you into a trap.
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It's not a trap.
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And you know who'd say that?
A person setting a trap.
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[grunts]
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Well, if you're gonna
start something,
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I'm gonna end it.
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-Not this time.
-Stop fighting.
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You're gonna attract the dogs.
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There's one advantage
I've always had over you, Havoc.
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I can fly and you're stuck
on the ground.
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That's where you're wrong.
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Whoa.
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When did you learn
how to do that?
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Just now.
Lucky for me it worked.
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[grunts]
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Starling.
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Yup.
Still working on the landing.
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Jake, get out of the way.
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No, Amy.
This has gone way too far.
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AMY: I mean it, Jake.
Get out of the way.
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It's time for me to finish this.
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[grunts]
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Amy!
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[upbeat music playing]
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Aging 30 years in a day
has me so confused.
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I don't know whether to play
Little League or coach it.
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[gasps] There you are.
Where have you been?
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Well, Gara's retirement
bash got canceled,
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so we had to improvise
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and steal a cake from some
kid's birthday party.
261
00:11:33,170 --> 00:11:35,869
Won't be a happy birthday
for you, Johnny.
262
00:11:37,044 --> 00:11:38,175
Who's this?
263
00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:40,047
It's me, Colby.
264
00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:44,007
-What?
-Oh, no.
265
00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:46,227
I kind of spilled
on your console
266
00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:48,185
and then everything sparked
267
00:11:48,229 --> 00:11:50,057
and then he turned 20 and then
I started pressing more buttons
268
00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:52,146
and then he turned into that.
269
00:11:54,670 --> 00:11:56,280
Mom, can you please
make me a sandwich?
270
00:11:56,324 --> 00:11:58,543
And don't forget
to cut off the crust.
271
00:11:59,762 --> 00:12:01,721
It is Colby.
272
00:12:01,764 --> 00:12:03,244
My son is older than me.
273
00:12:03,287 --> 00:12:04,898
Fix this.
274
00:12:04,941 --> 00:12:06,377
I'm on it.
275
00:12:06,421 --> 00:12:07,727
I'll be in the lair.
276
00:12:09,032 --> 00:12:10,381
Hello, Celia.
277
00:12:13,080 --> 00:12:14,821
Robert, you really
don't have a problem
278
00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:16,692
with your lady just waltzing
into tenant's homes?
279
00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:17,780
Hey.
280
00:12:17,824 --> 00:12:19,216
I may be the chief of police
281
00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:22,306
but she's the chief
of everything else.
282
00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:24,569
Taught him that
on our first date.
283
00:12:26,267 --> 00:12:28,225
What are you doing here,
grandma?
284
00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:32,055
I came to tell you that Robert
and I are going dancing.
285
00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:34,144
Salsa dancing.
286
00:12:34,188 --> 00:12:35,624
Things are gonna get
hot tonight.
287
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,104
Okay.
288
00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:40,107
Now you two have fun,
and then bye.
289
00:12:40,150 --> 00:12:41,151
Who's this?
290
00:12:42,631 --> 00:12:44,502
You don't have someone else
living here, do you?
291
00:12:44,546 --> 00:12:46,156
-No, he's actually...
-The plumber.
292
00:12:46,200 --> 00:12:47,897
[chuckles] He's a plumber.
293
00:12:47,941 --> 00:12:49,159
That's his job.
294
00:12:49,203 --> 00:12:50,770
That's what he does
for a living.
295
00:12:50,813 --> 00:12:53,120
Yup. He plumbs.
296
00:12:54,121 --> 00:12:56,123
I know you're new at lying
297
00:12:56,166 --> 00:12:58,168
but that was more lie
than we needed.
298
00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:01,171
I didn't call a plumber.
299
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:02,825
It was an emergency.
300
00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:04,914
A leaky faucet emergency.
301
00:13:04,958 --> 00:13:06,350
Why didn't you call me?
302
00:13:07,612 --> 00:13:10,528
Because I knew you were getting
ready for your date with Robert.
303
00:13:10,572 --> 00:13:12,574
Oh, okay.
304
00:13:12,617 --> 00:13:14,054
Did I mention
we're going salsa dancing?
305
00:13:14,097 --> 00:13:16,056
-Yes.
-Yes.
306
00:13:16,099 --> 00:13:18,101
Hold on a minute.
307
00:13:18,145 --> 00:13:20,974
If you're a plumber, let me see
your plumber's license.
308
00:13:22,236 --> 00:13:24,064
-You can't.
-Why not?
309
00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:27,284
Because I left it
back at the shop.
310
00:13:27,328 --> 00:13:29,156
Mmm-hmm.
311
00:13:29,199 --> 00:13:31,201
There's a ring of scam artists
around town
312
00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:33,813
pretending to be plumbers
to swindle money out of people
313
00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:35,205
and he could be one of them.
314
00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:38,905
No one scams me
or my granddaughter.
315
00:13:38,948 --> 00:13:41,472
No, I swear I'm legit.
316
00:13:41,516 --> 00:13:43,648
I think we should stick around
to make sure.
317
00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:45,912
We might have to delay
salsa dancing.
318
00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:47,435
That's okay.
319
00:13:47,478 --> 00:13:49,611
The only thing more romantic
than salsa dancing
320
00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:52,222
is shaking down scammers.
321
00:13:54,181 --> 00:13:58,185
Can I interest anyone in
a young child's birthday cake?
322
00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:03,364
[upbeat music playing]
323
00:14:04,887 --> 00:14:07,281
Did you seriously just
protect Starling over me?
324
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,676
What is going on, Jake?
325
00:14:11,720 --> 00:14:14,766
A few months ago back
in Sintropolis when I was Chaos,
326
00:14:15,767 --> 00:14:16,943
she saved my life.
327
00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:20,381
If it wasn't for her, I might
not even be here right now.
328
00:14:20,424 --> 00:14:24,037
He was dangling off the side of
a building and I pulled him up.
329
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,386
Girl power.
330
00:14:26,474 --> 00:14:28,476
Sorry, continue.
331
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:32,349
All those times you asked me why
I was becoming a better person,
332
00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:33,829
that's why.
333
00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:35,570
Starling gave me a reason to.
334
00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:37,050
So this whole time you acted
335
00:14:37,093 --> 00:14:39,487
like you were trying to become
a better person
336
00:14:39,530 --> 00:14:42,185
but it was also you could get
cozy with my nemesis?
337
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:45,014
No, it didn't start out
that way.
338
00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:46,929
I went to ColossaCon
to thank her
339
00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:49,323
and we've kind of been
talking ever since.
340
00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:51,238
You told me not to go
341
00:14:51,281 --> 00:14:53,327
because I would be putting
our family in danger
342
00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:55,459
but you're the one who's been
putting us in danger
343
00:14:55,503 --> 00:14:56,939
and for some superhero?
344
00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,506
But she's not
just some superhero.
345
00:14:58,549 --> 00:15:00,508
She's so much more than that.
346
00:15:00,551 --> 00:15:01,944
I've been talking to her and if
you just got to know her and...
347
00:15:01,988 --> 00:15:03,511
I do know her.
348
00:15:04,860 --> 00:15:06,340
And I thought I knew you.
349
00:15:08,124 --> 00:15:11,127
We never used to keep secrets
from each other but...
350
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:15,131
I don't think
I can trust you ever again.
351
00:15:19,005 --> 00:15:21,398
We may share the same
villain blood but...
352
00:15:22,530 --> 00:15:24,140
you're not my brother anymore.
353
00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:29,319
Amy, wait.
354
00:15:33,541 --> 00:15:38,024
[upbeat music playing]
355
00:15:38,067 --> 00:15:39,721
Amy won't even talk to me.
356
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:43,029
I should've just told her
about us from the start.
357
00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:45,031
We all make mistakes.
358
00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:49,296
I mean, I don't because,
again, superhero.
359
00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:53,561
I knew Amy would be upset
360
00:15:53,604 --> 00:15:55,911
but I never expected
it would hurt her this bad.
361
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:57,478
Don't you have some kind of
time travel power
362
00:15:57,521 --> 00:15:59,132
you can use to undo this?
363
00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:01,786
[sighs] If I did, I'd go back
and get even
364
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,701
for that last sonic
blast to the ribs.
365
00:16:03,745 --> 00:16:04,964
It really hurt.
366
00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:09,229
Well, I'm sure my whole family
knows by now,
367
00:16:09,272 --> 00:16:12,058
so looks like I'll be
crashing here for a while.
368
00:16:12,101 --> 00:16:13,711
No.
369
00:16:13,755 --> 00:16:15,235
You need to go home
and make this right.
370
00:16:17,193 --> 00:16:19,021
How?
371
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:20,153
Now that Amy knows
that we're seeing each other,
372
00:16:20,196 --> 00:16:22,938
-I--
-We were seeing each other.
373
00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:27,203
What?
374
00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:29,727
Look, Jake.
375
00:16:29,771 --> 00:16:32,208
I like you a lot.
376
00:16:33,383 --> 00:16:35,603
But I'm not in the business
of breaking up families,
377
00:16:35,646 --> 00:16:37,822
even if you are villains.
378
00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:39,389
No. I'll find a way.
379
00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,174
We can work it out.
380
00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:43,176
It won't be that easy
and we both know it.
381
00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:46,353
We're from two completely
different places.
382
00:16:46,396 --> 00:16:48,224
Places that don't understand
each other
383
00:16:48,268 --> 00:16:50,139
and aren't willing
to work together.
384
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:51,923
And because of that,
385
00:16:51,967 --> 00:16:55,666
it's too risky for both of us.
386
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,277
Please.
387
00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:00,062
I've already lost my sister.
I can't lose you too.
388
00:17:00,106 --> 00:17:01,368
I'm sorry.
389
00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:06,155
But in time, you'll see this is
the best thing for both of us.
390
00:17:09,158 --> 00:17:10,986
Goodbye, Jake.
391
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,080
At least it couldn't get
much worse.
392
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:20,343
[dog growling]
393
00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:23,390
Okay. You know what,
bring it on, dogs.
394
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:25,696
Just kidding,
just kidding, just kidding.
395
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:33,182
Okay.
396
00:17:35,445 --> 00:17:36,751
Okay.
397
00:17:39,188 --> 00:17:40,276
Okay.
398
00:17:41,495 --> 00:17:43,497
Okay what?
399
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:46,500
Grandma, why don't you and
Robert give our plumber friend
400
00:17:46,543 --> 00:17:48,154
a little breathing room?
401
00:17:49,677 --> 00:17:50,852
There.
402
00:17:50,895 --> 00:17:52,071
Now you can breathe.
403
00:17:53,985 --> 00:17:54,986
Come on, Celia.
404
00:17:55,030 --> 00:17:56,205
He's a stand-up guy.
405
00:17:56,249 --> 00:17:57,859
I think you can trust him.
406
00:17:57,902 --> 00:18:00,688
Why would I trust him?
I don't trust you.
407
00:18:00,731 --> 00:18:02,820
You trust me, don't you, Cels?
408
00:18:02,864 --> 00:18:04,909
I trust you to stay out
of my business.
409
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:10,654
ROBERT: I'm seeing too much
looking and not enough fixing.
410
00:18:10,698 --> 00:18:12,134
[chuckles]
411
00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:13,266
Why don't you
just start plumbing?
412
00:18:15,572 --> 00:18:17,008
Hurry up down there.
413
00:18:17,052 --> 00:18:19,010
This salsa queen wants to dance.
414
00:18:19,054 --> 00:18:23,232
You know, some people say
I'm the Shakira of Valley View,
415
00:18:23,276 --> 00:18:26,148
because these hips don't lie.
[chuckles]
416
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:29,108
-Lovely.
-Please hurry up down there.
417
00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:32,154
COLBY: Hey, I think I did it.
418
00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,982
[grunts]
419
00:18:34,025 --> 00:18:35,984
Aha! I knew it.
420
00:18:36,027 --> 00:18:37,725
He's no plumber, he's a fraud.
421
00:18:37,768 --> 00:18:39,074
Come out from under there
so I can book you
422
00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:41,381
for swindling these nice people.
423
00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,734
[gasps]
424
00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:49,563
Who's that?
425
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:51,521
It's me, the plumber.
426
00:18:51,565 --> 00:18:54,611
Well, how long
were you down there for?
427
00:18:57,048 --> 00:18:59,050
You know the plumber
we met earlier?
428
00:18:59,094 --> 00:19:02,053
Well, this is his father.
429
00:19:02,097 --> 00:19:03,185
Father?
430
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:04,143
Oh.
431
00:19:04,186 --> 00:19:06,536
Yup. I'm his father.
432
00:19:06,580 --> 00:19:08,059
That can't be.
433
00:19:08,103 --> 00:19:10,192
I know I saw the other plumber
go under there
434
00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:11,846
and he never came back out.
435
00:19:11,889 --> 00:19:15,806
Well, to be fair, you have
had a lovely distraction
436
00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:17,591
around you for the whole time.
437
00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:18,853
What distraction?
438
00:19:18,896 --> 00:19:21,160
This distraction.
439
00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:22,726
Oh, right.
440
00:19:22,770 --> 00:19:24,946
Yes, I did.
441
00:19:24,989 --> 00:19:27,644
I guess that's why
I didn't see them switch.
442
00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:30,038
You know, I'm sure
the plumber's father does not
443
00:19:30,081 --> 00:19:32,649
take kindly to people
calling his son a scammer,
444
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:34,085
isn't that right, sir?
445
00:19:36,523 --> 00:19:39,569
Start talking like an old man.
446
00:19:39,613 --> 00:19:41,223
You bet your fanny that's right.
447
00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:45,053
I built my plumbing business
with my bare hands
448
00:19:45,096 --> 00:19:46,228
back in the 1800s.
449
00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:49,231
-1900s.
-1900s.
450
00:19:49,275 --> 00:19:50,624
I will not stand for anyone
451
00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:53,235
calling my son
or my business a sham.
452
00:19:53,279 --> 00:19:56,847
All due respect, sir, we was
just trying to make sure--
453
00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:58,849
Gobbledygook.
454
00:19:58,893 --> 00:20:02,026
The only crime my son ever
committed was working too hard.
455
00:20:02,070 --> 00:20:04,115
[scoffs]
I'm hungry.
456
00:20:04,159 --> 00:20:05,247
When do I get pudding?
457
00:20:06,683 --> 00:20:08,294
My apologies, sir.
458
00:20:08,337 --> 00:20:11,645
I certainly do respect my elders
and I appreciate the history
459
00:20:11,688 --> 00:20:13,124
you built here in Valley View.
460
00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:14,909
Well, good.
461
00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:16,867
-And you.
-Slow your roll, pops.
462
00:20:16,911 --> 00:20:17,955
You don't wanna try
that with me.
463
00:20:22,482 --> 00:20:23,657
Finally.
464
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,136
Now I can get down to the lair
465
00:20:25,180 --> 00:20:27,095
and work on getting
our son back.
466
00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:29,184
And it looks like I'm off
to buy some pudding.
467
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:30,794
The smooth stuff.
468
00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:33,232
Anything crunchy
sits in me like a rock.
469
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:36,060
Oh, hello?
470
00:20:37,366 --> 00:20:39,063
Are you forgetting something?
471
00:20:39,107 --> 00:20:40,108
Oh, right.
472
00:20:41,152 --> 00:20:43,111
Well, if I got to fix
the old man, you gotta fix that.
473
00:20:50,205 --> 00:20:52,642
[upbeat music playing]
474
00:20:55,428 --> 00:20:57,038
Hey, Amy.
475
00:20:57,081 --> 00:20:59,083
Where were you?
I've been texting you for hours.
476
00:21:00,128 --> 00:21:02,173
Don't.
477
00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:03,174
I know everything.
478
00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:08,397
Oh, I've been at the junkyard
with Jake and Starling.
479
00:21:08,441 --> 00:21:10,225
Oh, boy.
480
00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:12,227
How could you keep this
all a secret from me?
481
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:14,708
Look, I'm sorry.
482
00:21:14,751 --> 00:21:16,536
I was just trying
to protect everyone.
483
00:21:16,579 --> 00:21:18,233
Jake is my friend too.
484
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:21,889
And when a friend asks
to keep a secret, I do it.
485
00:21:21,932 --> 00:21:24,108
You know,
486
00:21:24,152 --> 00:21:26,154
for the first time
in my life, I thought
487
00:21:26,197 --> 00:21:28,722
I actually made a real friend.
488
00:21:28,765 --> 00:21:31,333
Someone who'd be there
for me, have my back.
489
00:21:31,377 --> 00:21:35,468
But you're just as bad as Jake.
490
00:21:35,511 --> 00:21:37,426
Amy, please.
491
00:21:37,470 --> 00:21:40,342
I didn't even wanna keep
this secret at all.
492
00:21:40,386 --> 00:21:41,517
But you did.
493
00:21:42,605 --> 00:21:44,694
You know, I never wanted
a best friend in the first place
494
00:21:44,738 --> 00:21:46,261
and...
495
00:21:47,480 --> 00:21:48,785
now I know why.
496
00:21:55,705 --> 00:21:57,490
She knows.
497
00:21:59,013 --> 00:22:00,667
Yeah.
498
00:22:00,710 --> 00:22:03,844
Well, how do we fix this?
499
00:22:05,585 --> 00:22:07,064
Honestly, Hartley...
500
00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,893
I don't know if we can.
501
00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:14,071
[dramatic music playing]
502
00:22:19,163 --> 00:22:22,036
Well, Colby,
the good news is I am a genius
503
00:22:22,079 --> 00:22:23,864
and I'll find a way
to get you back.
504
00:22:23,907 --> 00:22:25,692
The bad news is you'll have
to wait until Friday
505
00:22:25,735 --> 00:22:27,215
so you can buy us movie tickets
506
00:22:27,258 --> 00:22:29,086
with your
senior citizen discount.
507
00:22:31,088 --> 00:22:33,047
We'll need you
to buy us popcorn.
508
00:22:33,090 --> 00:22:35,005
We'd share it with you
509
00:22:35,049 --> 00:22:36,877
but it might get stuck
in your dentures.
510
00:22:38,313 --> 00:22:39,575
Hey.
511
00:22:39,619 --> 00:22:41,447
At least now
I'm old enough to drive.
512
00:22:41,490 --> 00:22:44,319
Oh, now you're too old to drive.
513
00:22:45,973 --> 00:22:47,627
That's a bummer.
514
00:22:47,670 --> 00:22:50,847
Well, at least
I'm old enough to drive.
515
00:22:52,458 --> 00:22:54,285
Oh, sweetie.
516
00:22:55,461 --> 00:22:57,201
Why don't you take a nap?
517
00:22:59,029 --> 00:23:00,204
Come on.
518
00:23:00,248 --> 00:23:01,771
Don't forget
to take his teeth out.
519
00:23:03,469 --> 00:23:06,994
[upbeat music playing]
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