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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:37,287 --> 00:00:38,555 Okay. 2 00:01:16,761 --> 00:01:18,662 Whoo-hoo! Carey! 3 00:01:18,763 --> 00:01:20,397 Yeah, Carey! Whoo! 4 00:01:21,531 --> 00:01:23,366 Carey has requested that all the guests 5 00:01:23,466 --> 00:01:25,970 make a video message. 6 00:01:26,070 --> 00:01:27,238 Hm. 7 00:01:29,207 --> 00:01:31,474 Am I waiting for a countdown or what? 8 00:01:34,078 --> 00:01:36,247 - Here. - Thanks. 9 00:01:42,320 --> 00:01:44,354 Happy birthday, Mr. Popular. 10 00:01:44,856 --> 00:01:45,923 And thank you. 11 00:01:46,723 --> 00:01:48,960 That was a stupid thing to say. 12 00:02:22,059 --> 00:02:24,095 Thank you all so much for coming. 13 00:02:24,195 --> 00:02:25,428 It's, um... 14 00:02:26,097 --> 00:02:27,265 you're awesome. 15 00:02:27,365 --> 00:02:29,599 I... I have a thousand things to say. 16 00:02:29,699 --> 00:02:33,004 So, I am... I'm just not gonna say anything and, uh... 17 00:02:33,570 --> 00:02:37,074 we're gonna begin with, uh... Thank you. 18 00:02:37,875 --> 00:02:38,943 Um... 19 00:02:39,476 --> 00:02:40,811 I'm gonna begin with the first song 20 00:02:40,912 --> 00:02:42,980 that I ever wrote for Simon. 21 00:02:43,381 --> 00:02:45,448 It's, uh, it's called "Too Smart." 22 00:02:45,548 --> 00:02:48,451 Whoo! 23 00:02:48,551 --> 00:02:49,754 Uh, I should just say, 24 00:02:49,854 --> 00:02:51,322 I wrote this after a few martinis. 25 00:02:51,421 --> 00:02:52,790 So, this is more like 26 00:02:52,890 --> 00:02:55,359 the fantasy version of our first date, 27 00:02:55,458 --> 00:02:57,427 which isn't far from what actually happened, 28 00:02:57,527 --> 00:03:00,298 except that, in reality, we slept together 29 00:03:00,398 --> 00:03:02,800 on the first... 30 00:03:57,388 --> 00:03:58,521 Hey, watch it! 31 00:04:22,847 --> 00:04:24,514 I'd be married to you. 32 00:04:31,654 --> 00:04:33,958 Watch a doin'? 33 00:04:34,859 --> 00:04:36,761 - Nurturing my weaknesses. - Uh-huh. 34 00:04:36,861 --> 00:04:40,131 And telekinesis is first on the list? 35 00:04:40,663 --> 00:04:42,033 Cooking, you weirdo. 36 00:04:45,202 --> 00:04:46,971 I'm glad you're in my life, you know that? 37 00:04:47,371 --> 00:04:49,340 - What did you break? - Nothing. 38 00:04:50,174 --> 00:04:53,244 - Nothing, I'm just feeling... - Guilty? 39 00:04:55,012 --> 00:04:56,113 Grateful. 40 00:04:57,081 --> 00:04:58,149 Good. 41 00:04:58,883 --> 00:05:00,451 You're about to get gratefuler. 42 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:02,920 Oh, gratefuler's not a... 43 00:05:03,954 --> 00:05:05,856 You're just gonna leave the whole place like this? 44 00:05:08,192 --> 00:05:10,660 Hey, this is a total disregard for... 45 00:05:10,761 --> 00:05:12,029 I have some news. 46 00:05:14,098 --> 00:05:16,300 - Well, so do I. - You look dapper. 47 00:05:16,767 --> 00:05:19,103 - Well, that's not news. - Were you at a funeral? 48 00:05:19,203 --> 00:05:20,404 What? No. 49 00:05:20,504 --> 00:05:22,173 I had that photo shoot before my... 50 00:05:23,474 --> 00:05:24,741 Dapper? Really? 51 00:05:26,043 --> 00:05:27,111 Huh, thank you. 52 00:05:28,012 --> 00:05:29,980 I'm kinda itchy, though. I think I'm allergic to tweed. 53 00:05:30,081 --> 00:05:31,614 Can... can you remind me to get a toothbrush? 54 00:05:31,714 --> 00:05:33,317 - Mine fell in the toilet. - Okay. 55 00:05:33,417 --> 00:05:35,986 So, does your news by any chance involve Ritalin? 56 00:05:36,087 --> 00:05:37,822 Uh, no, it, uh... 57 00:05:40,257 --> 00:05:42,159 it involves, uh, eggs. 58 00:05:42,659 --> 00:05:43,828 Disappointing. 59 00:05:43,928 --> 00:05:47,164 And, uh, and... and... and your penis. 60 00:05:47,264 --> 00:05:48,399 Intriguing. 61 00:05:48,999 --> 00:05:51,135 And something cute and small that you've wanted 62 00:05:51,235 --> 00:05:52,303 for a long time. 63 00:05:53,670 --> 00:05:54,972 What's that? 64 00:05:59,110 --> 00:06:00,610 You're getting my hopes up right now. 65 00:06:00,710 --> 00:06:01,979 And if you're talking about a bunny, 66 00:06:02,079 --> 00:06:03,613 I will never forgive you. 67 00:06:03,713 --> 00:06:06,016 What would your penis have to do with a bunny? 68 00:06:06,117 --> 00:06:07,717 Carey. Hey. 69 00:06:08,618 --> 00:06:09,887 Are... 70 00:06:10,653 --> 00:06:11,922 Are you... 71 00:06:12,523 --> 00:06:13,791 Wha... 72 00:06:15,059 --> 00:06:16,026 Holy shit! 73 00:06:16,127 --> 00:06:17,895 No. No, no, no. No more swearing. 74 00:06:17,995 --> 00:06:19,930 We... we have to be role models from now on. 75 00:06:20,030 --> 00:06:22,699 Well-rounded role models who... who... who cook. 76 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:26,003 Holy fucking shit! We're having a baby! 77 00:06:26,103 --> 00:06:27,771 We're having a... 78 00:06:27,872 --> 00:06:30,574 Oh, wait, wait. This isn't a joke, right? 79 00:06:30,673 --> 00:06:32,143 No, that would be mean. 80 00:06:32,243 --> 00:06:33,844 You've done that kind of thing before, Carey. 81 00:06:33,944 --> 00:06:35,379 Never again... no swearing, 82 00:06:35,479 --> 00:06:37,181 no takeout, no unmotivated cruelty. 83 00:06:40,551 --> 00:06:43,154 Holy frickin' poop! 84 00:06:43,254 --> 00:06:45,389 I know, right? Wait, where are you going? 85 00:06:45,489 --> 00:06:46,991 Uh, I need to get some air. 86 00:06:47,091 --> 00:06:48,859 You can't tell anyone yet. 87 00:06:51,829 --> 00:06:53,097 Yes! 88 00:06:53,497 --> 00:06:54,832 Wait, what's yours? 89 00:06:54,932 --> 00:06:56,400 - What, what? My what? - Your news. 90 00:06:57,835 --> 00:07:00,337 - Pales in comparison. - I thought it might. 91 00:07:00,905 --> 00:07:02,672 Bill! Guess what? 92 00:07:03,207 --> 00:07:05,742 Today is epic! Okay? 93 00:07:06,676 --> 00:07:08,279 Uh, we're getting a bunny. 94 00:07:08,379 --> 00:07:10,114 Oh, well, keep it away from my daughter, Savannah. 95 00:07:10,214 --> 00:07:12,783 She's stronger than she looks. 96 00:07:20,224 --> 00:07:21,292 Holy shit. 97 00:08:48,012 --> 00:08:49,480 - Oh, no! - Shh, shh, shh! 98 00:09:02,159 --> 00:09:04,895 This is why we need pre-natal classes. 99 00:09:12,202 --> 00:09:14,071 Still cute, though. 100 00:09:37,528 --> 00:09:40,531 Jamar? James? Jasper? 101 00:09:40,631 --> 00:09:43,000 - Oh, Jesus. - Too hipster? 102 00:09:44,201 --> 00:09:45,269 Boring. 103 00:09:46,070 --> 00:09:47,571 You're grumpy today. 104 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:49,306 Well, thank you for saying so. 105 00:09:49,406 --> 00:09:50,607 That always helps. 106 00:09:51,575 --> 00:09:53,510 Jesus counts as a swear word, by the way. 107 00:09:53,610 --> 00:09:55,012 Five bucks in the cursing jar. 108 00:09:55,646 --> 00:09:58,082 Okay, if there is a jar... And, just as an aside, 109 00:09:58,182 --> 00:10:00,884 no one under the age of 80 uses the word "cursing"... 110 00:10:00,984 --> 00:10:02,386 It isn't activated 111 00:10:02,486 --> 00:10:04,955 until both parties are aware of its existence. 112 00:10:05,055 --> 00:10:06,590 And five dollars? 113 00:10:07,091 --> 00:10:08,559 You're insane. That's way too much. 114 00:10:09,727 --> 00:10:11,796 - Honey. - Yes, love muffin? 115 00:10:11,895 --> 00:10:14,064 Why are you reading the obituaries? 116 00:10:14,164 --> 00:10:16,066 Because I'm being a responsible husband. 117 00:10:16,166 --> 00:10:18,035 Looking up baby names. 118 00:10:18,135 --> 00:10:21,004 - Simon, they're dead people. - Cocksmith? 119 00:10:22,072 --> 00:10:23,907 - Double latte? - Uh, that... that's mine. 120 00:10:24,007 --> 00:10:25,008 - Thank you. - Mm-hmm. 121 00:10:25,109 --> 00:10:26,510 - Yeah. - Thanks. 122 00:10:26,977 --> 00:10:28,545 Sorry. 123 00:10:29,980 --> 00:10:31,816 It shocks me that people 124 00:10:31,915 --> 00:10:33,884 go through life with these names. 125 00:10:34,551 --> 00:10:36,755 Eleanor Farts, for example. 126 00:10:37,187 --> 00:10:39,456 - That is not in there. - Yeah, it is. 127 00:10:40,023 --> 00:10:41,592 Eleanor Farts. 128 00:10:42,226 --> 00:10:44,194 I mean, what kind of life 129 00:10:44,294 --> 00:10:45,963 must she have had with that name? 130 00:10:46,697 --> 00:10:47,731 Was she married? 131 00:10:48,332 --> 00:10:51,034 Uh, da-da-da-da, yada, yada, yada. 132 00:10:51,135 --> 00:10:53,137 "Loving wife to Lewis." 133 00:10:53,237 --> 00:10:55,706 Lewis Farts. 134 00:10:56,373 --> 00:10:59,109 And she took his name. 135 00:10:59,510 --> 00:11:00,944 Oh, man. 136 00:11:01,578 --> 00:11:03,547 They had kids. 137 00:11:04,248 --> 00:11:06,550 - Fucking car accidents. - Whoa! 138 00:11:07,184 --> 00:11:08,719 All right. 139 00:11:09,219 --> 00:11:11,355 Hey, you're gonna get us banned. 140 00:11:14,024 --> 00:11:15,125 - What? - It's your rule. 141 00:11:15,225 --> 00:11:17,829 With the swearing. Let's go. 142 00:11:20,063 --> 00:11:21,698 Fine. Yeah, we can do that. 143 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:23,233 Great. Good. 144 00:11:25,035 --> 00:11:26,303 - All right. - Mm-hmm? 145 00:11:26,970 --> 00:11:28,372 - Mm-hmm. - Check in there. 146 00:11:28,472 --> 00:11:29,940 I have so much money, it's just... 147 00:11:30,842 --> 00:11:33,343 Hey, can I borrow five dollars? 148 00:11:36,781 --> 00:11:38,582 Ah! 149 00:11:41,685 --> 00:11:43,086 Oh, this is a good one. 150 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:44,955 Monica Motherfucker. 151 00:11:46,490 --> 00:11:47,624 Seriously. 152 00:11:51,261 --> 00:11:52,596 Ooh, Lavinia. 153 00:11:53,898 --> 00:11:55,199 I like that one. 154 00:11:56,868 --> 00:12:00,103 Lavinia. I'm gonna add it to my list. 155 00:12:03,674 --> 00:12:05,008 What? 156 00:12:06,210 --> 00:12:08,545 Well, Lavinia is a character 157 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:09,814 from a Shakespeare play. 158 00:12:10,214 --> 00:12:11,982 Perfect, it'll make us sound smart. 159 00:12:12,416 --> 00:12:13,885 She had her hands hacked off 160 00:12:13,984 --> 00:12:15,519 and her tongue cut out. 161 00:12:15,619 --> 00:12:17,454 See, that right there is why I don't like Shakespeare. 162 00:12:17,554 --> 00:12:19,223 Yeah, you always stick to the comedies. 163 00:12:19,323 --> 00:12:21,091 There's fewer amputations. 164 00:12:22,927 --> 00:12:25,496 "How happy some o'er other some can be. 165 00:12:25,596 --> 00:12:30,167 Through Athens I am thought as fair as she." 166 00:12:30,802 --> 00:12:33,003 Um, why do you know that? 167 00:12:34,571 --> 00:12:35,639 I trod the boards. 168 00:12:36,373 --> 00:12:38,141 Yeah, a few times in high school. 169 00:12:38,242 --> 00:12:39,276 That is a shameless lie. 170 00:12:39,376 --> 00:12:41,612 It is not a lie! I never lie. 171 00:12:41,712 --> 00:12:43,280 Midsummer Night's Dream, tenth grade. 172 00:12:43,380 --> 00:12:46,116 Winter's Tale, eleventh grade. 173 00:12:46,216 --> 00:12:48,252 Midsummer Night's Dream, twelfth grade. 174 00:12:48,652 --> 00:12:50,087 Were you the donkey? 175 00:12:51,088 --> 00:12:52,623 I'll have you know that I won 176 00:12:52,723 --> 00:12:55,158 the Holy Blessed Sacrament's Dramatic Arts Award 177 00:12:55,259 --> 00:12:56,493 for my portrayal... 178 00:12:57,060 --> 00:12:58,095 of a young lover. 179 00:12:58,562 --> 00:13:00,430 - I... I am very proud of you. - Thank you. 180 00:13:00,531 --> 00:13:02,633 Why haven't you bragged about this before? 181 00:13:03,567 --> 00:13:05,837 Because, I... 182 00:13:05,937 --> 00:13:07,237 ...played Helena. 183 00:13:09,373 --> 00:13:11,575 - Excuse me? - I played Helena! 184 00:13:13,410 --> 00:13:16,146 It was an all-boys school and I was skinny. 185 00:13:16,246 --> 00:13:19,884 And had rosy cheeks and a demure disposition. 186 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,686 Oh, my God, can you please do another one. 187 00:13:22,787 --> 00:13:24,087 Absolutely not. 188 00:13:24,187 --> 00:13:26,290 I will let you win the next three fights. 189 00:13:27,291 --> 00:13:29,660 - "And I, an old turtle." - You played a turtle? 190 00:13:29,761 --> 00:13:32,629 What? No. It's a metaphor. It's from The Winter's Tale. 191 00:13:32,729 --> 00:13:34,264 "And I, an old turtle, 192 00:13:34,364 --> 00:13:36,366 - will wing me..." - Turtles can't fly. 193 00:13:36,466 --> 00:13:39,303 I believe Mr. Shakespeare is referring to a turtle dove. 194 00:13:39,403 --> 00:13:40,637 Well then why doesn't he just say 195 00:13:40,737 --> 00:13:41,940 - turtle dove? - Oh, God. 196 00:13:42,040 --> 00:13:44,008 "And I, an old turtle, will wing me 197 00:13:44,107 --> 00:13:45,977 to some withered bough, 198 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:47,779 and there, my mate... 199 00:13:49,146 --> 00:13:51,448 that's never to be found again, 200 00:13:51,548 --> 00:13:52,616 lament... 201 00:13:53,517 --> 00:13:54,718 till I am lost." 202 00:14:03,460 --> 00:14:05,462 That's enough couple time for me. 203 00:14:07,698 --> 00:14:08,967 I like that quote. 204 00:14:09,067 --> 00:14:10,100 - Will you write it down for me? - Aha! 205 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,302 A born-again fan of the bard. 206 00:14:12,402 --> 00:14:14,204 Wait, wait, wait. Come on, where are you going? 207 00:14:14,304 --> 00:14:16,640 I need to wing me to school, 208 00:14:16,740 --> 00:14:19,276 where 36 minds are waiting to be shaped. 209 00:14:19,376 --> 00:14:22,145 - On a Saturday? - Yeah, we have band practice. 210 00:14:22,245 --> 00:14:25,315 Oh, I wasn't aware that band could shape minds. 211 00:14:26,116 --> 00:14:27,317 Huh. 212 00:14:27,417 --> 00:14:28,352 Wait! I wanna give you something. 213 00:14:28,452 --> 00:14:29,720 - No! - Yes! 214 00:14:29,821 --> 00:14:31,055 - No. - Please, please, please. 215 00:14:31,154 --> 00:14:32,456 - No! - I'm not gonna do anything. 216 00:14:32,556 --> 00:14:34,124 I don't trust you, even a little bit. 217 00:14:34,224 --> 00:14:36,226 I won't do anything. Come here. Here. 218 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:43,533 What was that for? 219 00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:45,302 I just haven't kissed you in a while. 220 00:14:45,903 --> 00:14:47,204 You kissed me this morning. 221 00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:48,705 - Shh. - Ew. 222 00:14:48,806 --> 00:14:51,308 Shakespeare is... Shakespeare is depressing. 223 00:14:51,408 --> 00:14:52,676 Don't be depressing. 224 00:14:53,176 --> 00:14:55,412 - =Be this guy. - Hmm. 225 00:14:56,246 --> 00:14:57,949 Yeah, you know that's me, right? 226 00:14:58,049 --> 00:15:00,317 Yeah, look how happy you are with your big, white teeth. 227 00:15:00,417 --> 00:15:02,452 Ah, the better to eat you with. 228 00:15:03,387 --> 00:15:04,688 - Ew. No. - No? 229 00:15:04,789 --> 00:15:06,057 - Yeah. - Okay. 230 00:15:06,156 --> 00:15:08,659 Okay, I'm going upstairs. Go buy oat milk. 231 00:15:09,159 --> 00:15:10,494 Yes, dear. 232 00:15:12,897 --> 00:15:14,464 What? 233 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:19,236 What is going on? 234 00:15:38,188 --> 00:15:39,690 Oh, my God. 235 00:16:30,607 --> 00:16:31,675 Babe! 236 00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:34,212 You were... it's your... In the window. 237 00:16:34,311 --> 00:16:35,780 I can't hear you. 238 00:16:36,981 --> 00:16:38,916 I hate this game. 239 00:16:39,016 --> 00:16:40,383 What? You're... 240 00:16:40,918 --> 00:16:42,419 Where are you going? 241 00:16:50,627 --> 00:16:52,130 It helps while you're working 242 00:16:52,230 --> 00:16:54,664 to seem like you want to be here, Owen. 243 00:16:57,400 --> 00:16:58,836 Let's role play. 244 00:16:58,936 --> 00:17:01,205 I'm a customer, I am bleeding from the head, 245 00:17:01,304 --> 00:17:03,740 and I'm looking for the hospitals. 246 00:17:03,841 --> 00:17:05,675 You should probably just go to a hospital. 247 00:17:06,343 --> 00:17:08,745 So, I'm like, "What do you hear? Nothing. 248 00:17:08,846 --> 00:17:10,747 Because you're listening to old person music." 249 00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:13,416 Hi! Can I help you find something? 250 00:17:13,517 --> 00:17:17,621 Yeah, I'm just looking for the philosophy section? 251 00:17:34,504 --> 00:17:36,040 Do you need a pen? 252 00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:39,342 Yeah. Yeah, I do. 253 00:17:39,442 --> 00:17:42,479 Okay, uh, I... 254 00:17:43,281 --> 00:17:45,649 I can find one. Here. 255 00:17:46,349 --> 00:17:48,585 I am your man with the pen. 256 00:17:50,121 --> 00:17:51,555 He... here, um... 257 00:17:53,257 --> 00:17:54,524 Thank you. 258 00:17:58,796 --> 00:17:59,864 Um... 259 00:18:00,564 --> 00:18:02,066 sorry, what are you doing? 260 00:18:02,166 --> 00:18:04,035 I mean, sorry, what are you... What are you writing? 261 00:18:04,401 --> 00:18:06,503 Lyrics. Sort of. 262 00:18:07,772 --> 00:18:09,040 Oh, you write songs? 263 00:18:10,208 --> 00:18:11,474 Sort of. 264 00:18:12,409 --> 00:18:13,743 Always in bookstores? 265 00:18:15,545 --> 00:18:18,049 Not usually. It's been a weird day. 266 00:18:23,620 --> 00:18:25,655 Could I see what you got so far? 267 00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:26,824 Um... 268 00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:31,361 - May, the 4th. - Like, the date? 269 00:18:32,230 --> 00:18:34,564 Yes. But also the title. 270 00:18:35,565 --> 00:18:37,068 "May the 4th be with you." 271 00:18:38,102 --> 00:18:39,837 No. 272 00:18:41,105 --> 00:18:42,206 You play guitar? 273 00:18:42,739 --> 00:18:46,543 I do... I do. But I quit. I... I'm more of a singer. 274 00:18:47,311 --> 00:18:48,980 But I quit that too... it's... 275 00:18:50,147 --> 00:18:51,414 Well... 276 00:18:52,850 --> 00:18:55,052 yeah, it's a long story, so... 277 00:18:55,152 --> 00:18:56,220 Oh, I got time. 278 00:18:56,620 --> 00:18:59,389 - I do not. - I'm Owen. 279 00:19:01,893 --> 00:19:05,263 Yeah, I... I got that. Your name tag. 280 00:19:05,863 --> 00:19:09,066 Okay, it was nice to... Thank you, Owen. 281 00:19:34,258 --> 00:19:35,659 No, too gross. 282 00:19:53,177 --> 00:19:54,211 What? 283 00:19:54,979 --> 00:19:56,013 You said bullshit. 284 00:19:56,613 --> 00:19:58,049 - No, I didn't. - You sang it. 285 00:19:59,649 --> 00:20:01,852 - Sing-swearing doesn't count. - Oh! 286 00:20:19,036 --> 00:20:20,972 So, what are we gonna do with this, huh? 287 00:20:21,772 --> 00:20:24,008 - It's for the baby. - Boring. 288 00:20:25,376 --> 00:20:26,676 All right, you know what we should do? 289 00:20:26,777 --> 00:20:29,612 We should save up for a, uh, for a vacation. 290 00:20:29,713 --> 00:20:32,416 In, like, Cuba or something. 291 00:20:33,050 --> 00:20:36,519 Yeah, 'cause communism is so relaxing. 292 00:20:37,321 --> 00:20:39,656 North Korea? 293 00:20:39,757 --> 00:20:42,827 Um, are you scrap booking? 294 00:20:43,294 --> 00:20:44,795 It's just for work. 295 00:20:45,296 --> 00:20:46,529 What is with you? 296 00:20:46,629 --> 00:20:48,866 What is with you? 297 00:20:48,966 --> 00:20:51,936 Um, and by the way, I hate to break this to you, 298 00:20:52,036 --> 00:20:54,704 but, uh, we're not gonna be able to afford a vacation 299 00:20:54,805 --> 00:20:56,340 for at least, like, three years. 300 00:20:58,109 --> 00:20:59,944 I think we're gonna have to do it sooner than that. 301 00:21:00,510 --> 00:21:03,646 Oh, my God! You'll be 40. 302 00:21:04,115 --> 00:21:05,149 No, I won't. 303 00:21:05,749 --> 00:21:07,485 Yeah, you will. I mean... 304 00:21:07,584 --> 00:21:09,153 No. 40 sucks. 305 00:21:09,754 --> 00:21:11,688 I'm not gonna be 40. Nope. 306 00:21:11,789 --> 00:21:13,057 I'm not gonna be 40, 307 00:21:13,157 --> 00:21:15,993 because I'm never, ever, ever gonna be 40. 308 00:21:21,165 --> 00:21:22,565 Are you actually upset? 309 00:21:24,368 --> 00:21:25,936 No. 310 00:21:27,138 --> 00:21:28,538 Good. It's settled. 311 00:21:29,073 --> 00:21:32,143 The money goes to a big fat 40th birthday 312 00:21:32,243 --> 00:21:34,111 with 40 little candles on a 40-inch cake. 313 00:21:42,019 --> 00:21:44,255 Oh, are you cheating on me? 314 00:21:44,855 --> 00:21:46,991 I'm not the one eyeing baristas. 315 00:21:48,325 --> 00:21:50,895 - Two ché. - No, no, no, no, no. 316 00:21:51,429 --> 00:21:52,662 Touché. 317 00:21:53,630 --> 00:21:54,865 - Ah? - To... 318 00:21:55,366 --> 00:21:56,666 - Touché. - Two ché? 319 00:21:56,767 --> 00:21:58,102 You speak French? 320 00:21:58,202 --> 00:22:00,071 Je speak lebest French. 321 00:22:00,171 --> 00:22:02,006 - Oh, boy. - Mm-hmm. 322 00:22:02,106 --> 00:22:03,174 Mm-hmm. 323 00:22:04,375 --> 00:22:05,543 Um... 324 00:22:05,642 --> 00:22:06,911 What are you looking for? 325 00:22:09,612 --> 00:22:10,881 Uh... what? 326 00:22:11,882 --> 00:22:14,251 Um, well, you're... you're here, so... 327 00:22:15,019 --> 00:22:16,921 - I figure you must want a... - Oh! I... 328 00:22:17,021 --> 00:22:18,122 ...un livre. 329 00:22:18,956 --> 00:22:20,124 I, um... 330 00:22:20,558 --> 00:22:22,560 an art... art book. 331 00:22:22,659 --> 00:22:24,829 Okay, we have that. Um, anything specific? 332 00:22:24,929 --> 00:22:26,030 Like... 333 00:22:26,596 --> 00:22:27,865 Drawing? 334 00:22:29,500 --> 00:22:30,868 All right. 335 00:22:34,505 --> 00:22:36,739 So, you're a musician and an artist? 336 00:22:36,841 --> 00:22:39,143 Oh, God no. I can't draw a happy face. 337 00:22:39,243 --> 00:22:40,311 I just thought... 338 00:22:40,845 --> 00:22:42,580 creative outlet, you know? 339 00:22:42,679 --> 00:22:44,681 Other than music? 340 00:22:45,416 --> 00:22:46,716 Yeah. 341 00:22:46,817 --> 00:22:48,718 Why not just get better at, uh... 342 00:22:50,020 --> 00:22:51,088 music? 343 00:22:52,689 --> 00:22:54,291 - Thanks. - No, I'm... 344 00:22:54,391 --> 00:22:56,994 I learned French as a child. 345 00:22:57,094 --> 00:22:58,229 Obviously. 346 00:22:58,329 --> 00:23:00,531 And, um, then I studied Spanish and Latin 347 00:23:00,630 --> 00:23:02,133 in high school, and then a year ago 348 00:23:02,233 --> 00:23:04,768 I... I studied, uh, Korean, when I cracked my patella. 349 00:23:06,403 --> 00:23:07,704 You... you speak five languages? 350 00:23:07,805 --> 00:23:09,672 No, I... I speak no languages. 351 00:23:09,773 --> 00:23:11,108 That's my point. 352 00:23:11,208 --> 00:23:13,043 You know, if I would've stuck with French 353 00:23:13,144 --> 00:23:15,045 I would be fluent and I could be the Prime Minister by now. 354 00:23:15,479 --> 00:23:18,349 Instead of slinging books and answering to a toddler. 355 00:23:20,384 --> 00:23:22,052 - Uh... - Well... 356 00:23:23,487 --> 00:23:25,089 - Oh, right. - Mm-hmm. 357 00:23:25,789 --> 00:23:27,091 - Right. - Sorry. 358 00:23:27,191 --> 00:23:30,427 - I'm not so good at, uh... - Talking? 359 00:23:31,162 --> 00:23:32,363 Striking people. 360 00:23:33,230 --> 00:23:35,399 I mean, with striking people, you know? 361 00:23:35,499 --> 00:23:36,901 Not actually striking them. 362 00:23:37,535 --> 00:23:38,802 I'm in a band. 363 00:23:39,803 --> 00:23:41,405 Cool. Cool. 364 00:23:41,505 --> 00:23:43,140 I don't know why I said... I mean I said that 365 00:23:43,240 --> 00:23:44,642 'cause I just want you to know I don't... 366 00:23:44,741 --> 00:23:46,177 It's not what I do, work here. 367 00:23:46,277 --> 00:23:48,179 I mean, I work here, but it's not who I am. 368 00:23:48,913 --> 00:23:52,116 Not that I judge people who do do just this. 369 00:23:53,551 --> 00:23:55,452 I'm sweating. 370 00:23:55,553 --> 00:23:57,021 - Yeah. - Uh... 371 00:23:57,121 --> 00:23:58,189 Uh... 372 00:24:00,624 --> 00:24:01,892 I wondered... 373 00:24:02,760 --> 00:24:04,161 I'm wondering, if maybe 374 00:24:04,261 --> 00:24:06,797 you'd wanna grab a coffee with me sometime? 375 00:24:08,032 --> 00:24:09,200 Oh, wow. 376 00:24:09,300 --> 00:24:11,302 Uh, I can't. 377 00:24:12,303 --> 00:24:14,438 - Of course. - I would... I would love to. 378 00:24:14,538 --> 00:24:16,006 - Um... - But? 379 00:24:16,106 --> 00:24:18,275 - I can't. - Mm-hmm, yeah. Mm-hmm. 380 00:24:20,211 --> 00:24:21,879 I... I'll have a think about that. 381 00:24:21,979 --> 00:24:23,681 - Mm-hmm. - All right. 382 00:24:23,781 --> 00:24:25,382 I still didn't get your name, by the way. 383 00:24:26,817 --> 00:24:28,718 It's really nice talking to you, Owen. 384 00:24:42,166 --> 00:24:43,567 I hope you weren't smoking on the lawn. 385 00:24:43,667 --> 00:24:45,603 I wasn't smoking, I was quitting. 386 00:24:45,703 --> 00:24:46,937 With a cigarette in your mouth? 387 00:24:47,037 --> 00:24:49,373 It's unlit and it's menthol. 388 00:24:49,473 --> 00:24:51,709 - This is phase two. - And what was phase one? 389 00:24:52,142 --> 00:24:53,510 Switching to menthol. 390 00:24:54,078 --> 00:24:55,646 You've always smoked menthols. 391 00:24:55,745 --> 00:24:57,414 Phase one is a very long phase. 392 00:24:57,514 --> 00:24:58,816 May I? 393 00:24:58,916 --> 00:25:00,184 Please do. 394 00:25:04,688 --> 00:25:06,824 So, why am I here? 395 00:25:07,458 --> 00:25:11,495 Because you missed us? 396 00:25:11,996 --> 00:25:14,365 No, I got a message from Simon. 397 00:25:14,465 --> 00:25:16,200 "Please call me, Mother. 398 00:25:16,667 --> 00:25:19,203 I have important news, Mother." 399 00:25:20,004 --> 00:25:21,538 Yeah, so, the normal human response 400 00:25:21,639 --> 00:25:23,207 would be to just call back. 401 00:25:23,307 --> 00:25:25,209 I tried that several times. 402 00:25:25,909 --> 00:25:27,811 Oh, damn, I must have hit the red button 403 00:25:27,911 --> 00:25:29,280 instead of the green one. 404 00:25:29,380 --> 00:25:32,182 Well, it's... It's so nice to see you. 405 00:25:32,283 --> 00:25:35,819 I... I can't think of anything he'd need to tell you. 406 00:25:35,919 --> 00:25:38,088 Especially not now, this month. 407 00:25:39,290 --> 00:25:40,324 What's the news? 408 00:25:40,891 --> 00:25:43,027 Yeah, Simon, what's the news? 409 00:25:44,828 --> 00:25:46,096 You... 410 00:25:47,464 --> 00:25:48,532 Um... 411 00:25:49,566 --> 00:25:54,204 you know, that, uh, we've decided to, uh... 412 00:25:55,005 --> 00:25:57,474 you know, to get some help. 413 00:25:57,574 --> 00:25:59,143 With, uh, the... 414 00:26:01,745 --> 00:26:03,314 baby making. 415 00:26:03,414 --> 00:26:07,551 What Simon means is... is that we've decided 416 00:26:07,651 --> 00:26:09,386 to start trying, 417 00:26:09,486 --> 00:26:11,155 and, so, if all goes well, 418 00:26:11,255 --> 00:26:14,793 we'll... we'll have some actual news sometime soon. 419 00:26:14,892 --> 00:26:16,460 And... and then... 420 00:26:16,560 --> 00:26:18,462 ...we can wait until the first trimester is over 421 00:26:18,562 --> 00:26:19,963 and we'll let you know. 422 00:26:26,170 --> 00:26:27,638 We're having a baby. 423 00:26:27,738 --> 00:26:29,239 - Simon! - Oh, lord. 424 00:26:29,340 --> 00:26:31,942 - Are you sure? - Yes, yes, mother. We're sure. 425 00:26:32,042 --> 00:26:34,244 - You're gonna be a grand... - No. Don't you dare. 426 00:26:34,779 --> 00:26:35,979 A baby. 427 00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:38,115 I... I... I... I'm only at ten weeks. 428 00:26:38,215 --> 00:26:40,819 - Nine and a half weeks. - Very different from the movie. 429 00:26:40,918 --> 00:26:42,986 A baby. A baby. 430 00:26:43,087 --> 00:26:45,089 A baby! 431 00:26:45,189 --> 00:26:47,291 And, actually, it feels kinda good to tell someone. 432 00:26:48,425 --> 00:26:50,094 Just because I'm not frowning, 433 00:26:50,194 --> 00:26:51,862 doesn't mean you're not in serious trouble. 434 00:26:51,962 --> 00:26:52,930 Didn't understand any of that, too many negatives, 435 00:26:53,030 --> 00:26:54,298 just gonna keep smothering. 436 00:26:55,099 --> 00:26:57,101 You need to work on delivering good news. 437 00:26:57,201 --> 00:26:58,736 That message was somber. 438 00:26:58,837 --> 00:27:00,471 And, uh... 439 00:27:02,139 --> 00:27:03,207 I... 440 00:27:03,941 --> 00:27:07,244 well done on the... On the baby making front. 441 00:27:07,344 --> 00:27:09,213 You will be a wonderful mother. 442 00:27:09,313 --> 00:27:12,282 - Oh, thank you. - Thank goodness. 443 00:27:12,383 --> 00:27:14,351 Because if he's anything like his father, 444 00:27:14,451 --> 00:27:16,186 you'll be bringing it up alone. 445 00:27:17,054 --> 00:27:18,655 - Excuse me? - What? 446 00:27:19,390 --> 00:27:20,657 He abandoned us. 447 00:27:20,759 --> 00:27:22,593 And that kind of thing can be genetic. 448 00:27:22,693 --> 00:27:24,561 He didn't abandon us, he died. 449 00:27:24,661 --> 00:27:26,096 He did that, too. 450 00:27:26,196 --> 00:27:27,998 Okay, you know what, this has been great. 451 00:27:28,098 --> 00:27:30,167 You should really invite yourself over more often. 452 00:27:30,267 --> 00:27:32,970 No, hey, don't be so sensitive. I was just pointing out... 453 00:27:33,070 --> 00:27:34,638 I'd rather be like him than you. 454 00:27:34,738 --> 00:27:36,940 - Simon! - And there we go. 455 00:27:37,040 --> 00:27:38,142 He didn't mean that. 456 00:27:38,242 --> 00:27:40,377 - Yes, he did! - Um... 457 00:27:41,044 --> 00:27:43,447 I... I'll get you a glass of water, okay? 458 00:27:45,149 --> 00:27:47,184 No, you cannot possibly take her side on this one. 459 00:27:47,284 --> 00:27:48,887 I am not taking anyone's side, 460 00:27:48,986 --> 00:27:51,321 because I'm an adult, not a six-year-old. 461 00:27:52,289 --> 00:27:54,591 Can you stop putting glasses on the bottom? 462 00:27:54,691 --> 00:27:57,127 She makes me wanna kill people with my hands. 463 00:27:57,227 --> 00:27:58,629 Then why did you phone her? 464 00:27:58,729 --> 00:28:00,497 Nice secret-keeping, by the way. 465 00:28:00,597 --> 00:28:02,032 You should be a spy! 466 00:28:02,132 --> 00:28:03,567 I didn't think she'd actually show up. 467 00:28:04,101 --> 00:28:05,870 You're not supposed to tell anyone. 468 00:28:05,969 --> 00:28:07,671 I know, I know, I know. 469 00:28:08,238 --> 00:28:09,540 But don't I look handsome? 470 00:28:11,608 --> 00:28:13,110 Hm? Mmm. 471 00:28:13,210 --> 00:28:15,646 I am gonna go out there. 472 00:28:15,746 --> 00:28:17,849 And I'm gonna make her feel better. 473 00:28:17,948 --> 00:28:19,216 And then I'm gonna come back in here 474 00:28:19,316 --> 00:28:21,251 and you're gonna make me feel better. 475 00:28:21,351 --> 00:28:23,053 Wait, can I use the magic sex pinkies? 476 00:28:23,153 --> 00:28:25,456 Not this time. 477 00:28:25,556 --> 00:28:27,090 Bev, I... 478 00:28:28,158 --> 00:28:29,560 I'm too upset to hydrate. 479 00:28:30,627 --> 00:28:31,695 I'm... I'm really sorry. 480 00:28:32,262 --> 00:28:33,530 He can be cruel. 481 00:28:34,398 --> 00:28:35,666 Sometimes. 482 00:28:35,767 --> 00:28:37,067 He doesn't get it from me. 483 00:28:37,167 --> 00:28:38,870 He... he might've gotten it from me. 484 00:28:41,472 --> 00:28:43,340 - He loves you a lot. - No. 485 00:28:43,440 --> 00:28:45,275 Aside from me, you're the only person 486 00:28:45,375 --> 00:28:46,878 he's comfortable being mean to. 487 00:28:46,977 --> 00:28:48,579 Ah, lucky us. 488 00:28:49,279 --> 00:28:50,380 Hm. 489 00:28:52,216 --> 00:28:55,185 Relationships are hard work. 490 00:28:55,285 --> 00:28:57,287 As many of you know. Uh... 491 00:28:57,387 --> 00:28:58,790 You can say that again. 492 00:28:58,890 --> 00:29:00,290 We all do... 493 00:29:00,390 --> 00:29:04,127 Sorry, I didn't mean you two in particular. 494 00:29:04,228 --> 00:29:06,363 You seem, um... 495 00:29:06,898 --> 00:29:08,599 Just... Um... 496 00:29:09,868 --> 00:29:11,668 We all do stupid things 497 00:29:11,769 --> 00:29:15,405 and we make mistakes, but... 498 00:29:16,139 --> 00:29:18,008 when you're wildly in love, you find a way 499 00:29:18,108 --> 00:29:19,710 to move past these mistakes. 500 00:29:20,244 --> 00:29:24,248 'Cause it's a rare and miraculous thing... 501 00:29:24,816 --> 00:29:26,583 to find your one, true soul mate. 502 00:29:35,626 --> 00:29:36,693 Owen. 503 00:31:28,171 --> 00:31:29,706 Sorry, I can't remember that one. 504 00:31:32,010 --> 00:31:33,276 Okay, yeah, we'll... 505 00:31:33,377 --> 00:31:35,013 Uh, we'll just go on to the next one. 506 00:31:49,761 --> 00:31:51,029 - Whoa! - Hi, sorry. 507 00:31:51,129 --> 00:31:53,031 I'm sorry. Whoa, hi. 508 00:31:53,131 --> 00:31:55,432 I'm... I'm sorry. Are you... you okay? 509 00:31:55,532 --> 00:31:56,934 Yeah, I'm all right, I... 510 00:31:57,035 --> 00:31:58,201 My upper back's really sensitive. 511 00:31:59,169 --> 00:32:00,470 - I didn't see you. - Oh, I... 512 00:32:01,773 --> 00:32:02,840 You look nice. 513 00:32:03,908 --> 00:32:04,976 Thanks. 514 00:32:05,375 --> 00:32:06,811 Did I look a little rough last time? 515 00:32:06,911 --> 00:32:08,112 No, no. No. 516 00:32:08,211 --> 00:32:09,312 I mean, you looked a little tired, 517 00:32:09,413 --> 00:32:11,415 and your... your nose was red. 518 00:32:11,515 --> 00:32:12,716 Like you'd been outside. 519 00:32:12,817 --> 00:32:14,085 Wow. 520 00:32:14,184 --> 00:32:15,485 In a good way. In a cute way. 521 00:32:15,585 --> 00:32:17,220 Like an Irish person or a Scottish person 522 00:32:17,320 --> 00:32:19,791 or someone with a... Fair complexion. 523 00:32:20,290 --> 00:32:21,959 - You know what I mean? - Hm. 524 00:32:22,060 --> 00:32:23,226 Anyways, yeah. Hi. 525 00:32:23,727 --> 00:32:26,064 - You look nice today, too... - Thanks. 526 00:32:26,164 --> 00:32:27,531 - ...Owen. - Thank you. 527 00:32:27,631 --> 00:32:28,699 Um... 528 00:32:29,566 --> 00:32:31,268 I'm Carey, by the way. 529 00:32:31,368 --> 00:32:33,470 I... I don't think I... I actually told... 530 00:32:33,570 --> 00:32:35,605 - Told you that last time... - It said it on your card. 531 00:32:36,174 --> 00:32:37,374 - Right. - Which you gave to me. 532 00:32:37,474 --> 00:32:39,576 Yes. 533 00:32:41,478 --> 00:32:45,348 Uh, thanks for your email, by the way. 534 00:32:46,050 --> 00:32:47,484 - Made me laugh. - Good. 535 00:32:47,584 --> 00:32:49,252 That wasn't my goal, but good. 536 00:32:50,088 --> 00:32:51,354 My goal was... 537 00:32:52,389 --> 00:32:54,458 to get you to email me back, but... 538 00:32:55,960 --> 00:32:57,561 Um. 539 00:32:58,196 --> 00:33:01,264 Um, yeah, a... about that, um... 540 00:33:01,766 --> 00:33:04,234 Hey, but you're here now, so that's a nice surprise. 541 00:33:06,771 --> 00:33:07,805 Full of surprises. 542 00:33:07,905 --> 00:33:10,340 Um, I, uh... 543 00:33:11,008 --> 00:33:12,076 um... 544 00:33:12,944 --> 00:33:15,312 I shouldn't have done that the other day. 545 00:33:15,412 --> 00:33:17,647 Uh, given you my card. 546 00:33:18,715 --> 00:33:19,884 I'm... I'm... 547 00:33:20,852 --> 00:33:24,021 I'm just not in a... A... any position to be... 548 00:33:24,122 --> 00:33:25,790 You know, I... I... I can't... 549 00:33:26,423 --> 00:33:27,825 be going on dates, 550 00:33:27,925 --> 00:33:31,028 so I shouldn't be giving out my card willy-nilly. 551 00:33:31,661 --> 00:33:33,197 Did you come and see me to tell me 552 00:33:33,296 --> 00:33:35,298 you can't come and see me? 553 00:33:41,671 --> 00:33:42,739 Um... 554 00:33:44,674 --> 00:33:46,276 I really liked meeting you. 555 00:33:47,779 --> 00:33:49,781 I... I just... I have a situation. 556 00:33:49,881 --> 00:33:50,948 Situation? 557 00:33:51,949 --> 00:33:53,017 Are you taken? 558 00:33:54,718 --> 00:33:55,787 - Taken? - Yeah. 559 00:33:56,888 --> 00:33:57,922 Taken. 560 00:33:58,555 --> 00:34:01,324 Uh, no, I'm not that. 561 00:34:01,424 --> 00:34:02,927 I'm, uh... 562 00:34:05,863 --> 00:34:06,898 just... 563 00:34:07,664 --> 00:34:09,033 Do you wanna grab a coffee? 564 00:34:14,337 --> 00:34:16,373 - Yes. - I... I can't. 565 00:34:16,473 --> 00:34:17,975 No. Okay, how about just a walk? 566 00:34:18,075 --> 00:34:19,110 Let's just walk. 567 00:34:22,146 --> 00:34:24,182 - Yeah, okay. - Yes? 568 00:34:24,282 --> 00:34:25,850 - Yeah. Okay. - Yes? Fabulous. 569 00:34:26,349 --> 00:34:27,617 Let's go right now. Come on. 570 00:34:28,318 --> 00:34:29,887 What? Aren't you on the clock? 571 00:34:29,987 --> 00:34:31,488 No, doesn't... well, I am, but, doesn't matter. 572 00:34:31,588 --> 00:34:32,890 Come on, let's do this. To the walk! 573 00:34:32,990 --> 00:34:35,226 You... ...do you have a question? 574 00:34:35,325 --> 00:34:37,028 I was going for the high five, you know? 575 00:34:37,128 --> 00:34:39,831 Oh! Okay. 576 00:34:39,931 --> 00:34:41,833 Um, okay. 577 00:34:42,499 --> 00:34:44,434 - Okay. - Come on. 578 00:34:45,269 --> 00:34:46,304 Yeah. 579 00:34:50,540 --> 00:34:52,442 Oh, yeah, no, that job will suit you better. 580 00:34:52,542 --> 00:34:54,078 My parents are gonna hate you. 581 00:34:54,178 --> 00:34:56,080 Okay, I'll see you at rehearsal. 582 00:34:56,180 --> 00:34:58,783 Keep practicing. No excuses. 583 00:35:01,351 --> 00:35:02,787 I... 584 00:35:05,355 --> 00:35:06,723 Dreadful age. 585 00:35:06,824 --> 00:35:08,458 Can be. That one's a good egg. 586 00:35:08,558 --> 00:35:10,228 I... I... is something wrong? 587 00:35:10,328 --> 00:35:11,728 Why? 588 00:35:11,829 --> 00:35:14,631 Y... you just... you've never come here before. 589 00:35:14,731 --> 00:35:15,565 Ever. 590 00:35:15,665 --> 00:35:17,034 Today is the day... 591 00:35:17,634 --> 00:35:18,936 my husband left me. 592 00:35:19,937 --> 00:35:21,205 Oh. I'm sorry. 593 00:35:21,305 --> 00:35:23,573 Well, I mean... No, no, no, not today. 594 00:35:23,673 --> 00:35:25,475 It was... it was years ago. 595 00:35:26,743 --> 00:35:29,881 - Yes. Yeah, I... - I've had a few Manhattans. 596 00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,016 You've earned them. 597 00:35:35,019 --> 00:35:37,121 You wanna know what destroyed my marriage? 598 00:35:37,989 --> 00:35:39,257 I mean, besides the fact 599 00:35:39,357 --> 00:35:41,025 that he slept with hundreds of women. 600 00:35:41,125 --> 00:35:43,928 I mean... I mean... I mean literally hun... hundreds. 601 00:35:44,427 --> 00:35:46,130 - Sounds exhausting. - Uh-huh. 602 00:35:47,031 --> 00:35:48,165 Secrets. 603 00:35:49,466 --> 00:35:51,635 Secrets killed the marriage. 604 00:35:53,337 --> 00:35:54,471 Now, I know... 605 00:35:55,006 --> 00:35:57,141 that he is not a good communicator. 606 00:35:58,376 --> 00:36:01,511 But that just means that you have to try. 607 00:36:01,611 --> 00:36:04,282 Even... even if it means 608 00:36:04,382 --> 00:36:06,984 opening up a box of worms. 609 00:36:08,119 --> 00:36:10,821 - Can of... - Can of worms. 610 00:36:11,488 --> 00:36:13,090 - Oh, baby. - Ah... 611 00:36:14,158 --> 00:36:15,226 Reflex. 612 00:36:15,659 --> 00:36:17,828 Um... I'm sorry. 613 00:36:23,401 --> 00:36:24,969 - Uh... - Bye, girls. 614 00:36:26,103 --> 00:36:27,604 Those three are dreadful. 615 00:36:28,072 --> 00:36:30,740 Maybe I'll let Simon handle the teen years. 616 00:36:31,508 --> 00:36:34,477 So, you're, uh, happy now, aren't you? 617 00:36:35,512 --> 00:36:36,781 Yeah. 618 00:36:37,381 --> 00:36:38,615 Cling to it. 619 00:36:39,150 --> 00:36:40,717 Memorize it. 620 00:36:44,688 --> 00:36:46,190 They always leave. 621 00:37:00,071 --> 00:37:02,472 Shoot. 622 00:37:06,944 --> 00:37:08,913 She's having a baby, she needs to know. 623 00:37:09,013 --> 00:37:12,216 Uh, I'm so sorry. I totally forgot. 624 00:37:13,384 --> 00:37:14,885 She's been doing that a lot. 625 00:37:15,386 --> 00:37:16,420 Well, she's here now, 626 00:37:16,519 --> 00:37:18,089 so you can speak to her directly. 627 00:37:18,189 --> 00:37:19,323 It's not a problem. 628 00:37:19,890 --> 00:37:21,624 Um, I wanted to talk to you about your period. 629 00:37:23,194 --> 00:37:25,029 Buy me dinner first. 630 00:37:25,129 --> 00:37:27,064 What was day one of your last cycle? 631 00:37:30,334 --> 00:37:32,036 Two months ago, three months ago... 632 00:37:32,136 --> 00:37:35,605 - I think she's talking to me. - Well, then answer her. 633 00:37:36,639 --> 00:37:37,808 Dude, it's your mother. 634 00:37:38,376 --> 00:37:41,078 She showed up to my school, drunk, so, you know... 635 00:37:41,644 --> 00:37:43,147 - worth responding. - What? 636 00:37:43,247 --> 00:37:44,748 What did she say to you? 637 00:37:44,849 --> 00:37:46,250 I'll give you guys a couple minutes? 638 00:37:47,251 --> 00:37:48,551 No, we're good. I'm sorry. 639 00:37:48,651 --> 00:37:50,587 We... I just need to check my period tracker 640 00:37:50,687 --> 00:37:51,989 that's on my phone 641 00:37:52,089 --> 00:37:53,958 that my husband confiscated, so, just... 642 00:37:54,557 --> 00:37:56,127 It's okay. 643 00:38:01,664 --> 00:38:03,034 Take your time. 644 00:38:04,135 --> 00:38:05,269 Okay. 645 00:38:05,369 --> 00:38:07,505 Uh, thanks. 646 00:38:07,604 --> 00:38:08,873 So... 647 00:38:11,809 --> 00:38:13,778 Looks like your due date is actually... 648 00:38:14,845 --> 00:38:17,081 November 12th. 649 00:38:18,548 --> 00:38:20,583 That's my mother's birthday. 650 00:38:22,186 --> 00:38:24,055 Yay. 651 00:38:25,289 --> 00:38:26,757 We'll do a quick examination 652 00:38:26,857 --> 00:38:29,126 and then we'll look into finding you an OBGYN. 653 00:38:29,827 --> 00:38:31,829 - Okay. - All right. 654 00:38:43,841 --> 00:38:45,109 That's mature. 655 00:38:45,876 --> 00:38:47,211 Why were you so rude in there? 656 00:38:47,812 --> 00:38:49,046 Honestly, I'd rather wait until... 657 00:38:49,146 --> 00:38:50,881 Are you going through something? 658 00:38:50,981 --> 00:38:52,083 Am I... wow. 659 00:38:52,183 --> 00:38:53,818 I mean, is there something on your mind? 660 00:38:53,918 --> 00:38:55,618 Huh, I don't know, what's on my mind, 661 00:38:55,718 --> 00:38:58,522 episiotomies, placenta, giant effing needles 662 00:38:58,621 --> 00:38:59,957 - in my spine. - Come on. 663 00:39:00,057 --> 00:39:02,226 Loss of bowel control, ripping of any kind. 664 00:39:02,326 --> 00:39:03,394 I don't even like children. 665 00:39:03,928 --> 00:39:06,297 - You're a teacher. - Exactly. So I know. 666 00:39:06,397 --> 00:39:07,697 They're manipulative 667 00:39:07,798 --> 00:39:08,799 and they're too stupid to even hide it. 668 00:39:08,899 --> 00:39:10,134 They're us, but worse. 669 00:39:10,234 --> 00:39:11,936 Why would I wanna go through all that... 670 00:39:12,036 --> 00:39:13,804 That pain and puffiness just so I can bring a bald, 671 00:39:13,904 --> 00:39:15,638 mini version of myself into the world, 672 00:39:15,738 --> 00:39:16,974 and teach it all the things that are wrong with us, 673 00:39:17,074 --> 00:39:18,409 plus new things... no thanks. 674 00:39:18,509 --> 00:39:19,844 - Carey. - What? 675 00:39:19,944 --> 00:39:20,911 I have a headache, and you're ranting. 676 00:39:21,011 --> 00:39:22,413 You always have a headache! 677 00:39:22,513 --> 00:39:23,680 And you're ranting. 678 00:39:24,315 --> 00:39:27,251 - Oh, my God. - I don't want a baby. 679 00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:31,188 - Yes, you do. - My body, my choice. 680 00:39:31,288 --> 00:39:33,690 You've been taking pre-natal vitamins since we met. 681 00:39:33,791 --> 00:39:36,160 Because they're gummies and they're delicious. 682 00:39:43,901 --> 00:39:45,269 Okay. 683 00:39:45,369 --> 00:39:47,737 - You told me you wanted this. - I know. 684 00:39:47,838 --> 00:39:49,206 Okay, so what is going on 685 00:39:49,306 --> 00:39:52,476 and why is it going on so fucking loudly? 686 00:39:52,576 --> 00:39:54,111 Stop. Not right now. 687 00:39:56,347 --> 00:39:58,048 Are you okay? 688 00:39:58,149 --> 00:40:00,017 You're the one that's acting like Satan's evil wife. 689 00:40:00,117 --> 00:40:01,986 Wouldn't that make you Satan? 690 00:40:15,166 --> 00:40:16,901 Ever since I told you about the baby, 691 00:40:17,001 --> 00:40:18,869 you've been acting weird. 692 00:40:20,737 --> 00:40:22,840 If it's gonna change everything, then... 693 00:40:26,377 --> 00:40:28,711 Are we seriously having this conversation? 694 00:40:29,613 --> 00:40:30,881 Maybe we aren't ready. 695 00:40:32,715 --> 00:40:34,852 We've been ready for two years. 696 00:40:34,952 --> 00:40:36,554 I know, I... I just... 697 00:40:36,654 --> 00:40:37,855 I don't wanna feel like I'm doing this 698 00:40:37,955 --> 00:40:39,757 - all by myself. - You're not. 699 00:40:41,592 --> 00:40:42,993 You're not, you... 700 00:40:47,298 --> 00:40:48,365 You could. 701 00:40:49,466 --> 00:40:50,634 What? 702 00:40:51,368 --> 00:40:53,003 You could. You could do it by yourself. 703 00:40:53,103 --> 00:40:55,172 - So could I. - That's what I'm talking about. 704 00:40:55,673 --> 00:40:58,642 It is weird to say that to your pregnant wife. 705 00:40:58,741 --> 00:41:00,511 I have never wanted anything this much 706 00:41:00,611 --> 00:41:01,946 in my entire life. 707 00:41:02,479 --> 00:41:04,248 Then why are you being weird? 708 00:41:04,348 --> 00:41:05,715 How? How? How? 709 00:41:05,816 --> 00:41:07,351 Please, tell me how I'm being weird. 710 00:41:07,451 --> 00:41:08,718 You're... 711 00:41:10,888 --> 00:41:12,690 You're being so nice all the time, 712 00:41:12,790 --> 00:41:14,658 and you're not maintaining eye contact. 713 00:41:14,758 --> 00:41:16,026 Carey, Carey. 714 00:41:16,460 --> 00:41:17,528 Please. Listen to me. 715 00:41:17,962 --> 00:41:20,064 Is it possible, possible... 716 00:41:22,633 --> 00:41:24,034 is it possible... 717 00:41:25,302 --> 00:41:27,238 that this is hormonal? 718 00:41:30,307 --> 00:41:32,009 Is it possible... 719 00:41:33,043 --> 00:41:35,145 that you are an ass face? 720 00:41:40,851 --> 00:41:42,253 Are you okay? 721 00:41:54,531 --> 00:41:55,799 No. 722 00:41:58,802 --> 00:42:00,904 What? Hey. 723 00:42:01,672 --> 00:42:02,906 Hey, no, no, no, no, no, I just... 724 00:42:03,007 --> 00:42:04,174 - I just meant that... - Oh, my God. 725 00:42:04,275 --> 00:42:07,111 - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. - Carey. Carey. 726 00:42:07,211 --> 00:42:09,046 Why... wh... wh... wh... What do you mean... why? 727 00:42:09,480 --> 00:42:11,215 - Are you... do you hate me? - What? 728 00:42:11,315 --> 00:42:12,716 Are you cheating on me? Fuck... 729 00:42:12,816 --> 00:42:14,251 - What? - Are you... are you sick? 730 00:42:14,351 --> 00:42:16,120 - Carey, what is going on? - Why aren't you okay? 731 00:42:16,220 --> 00:42:17,921 - What is happening? - I get cramps. I get cramps. 732 00:42:18,022 --> 00:42:19,323 - Why aren't you okay? - I... I... I just meant that 733 00:42:19,423 --> 00:42:20,924 I could never be described as okay, okay? 734 00:42:21,025 --> 00:42:22,693 - I'm exquisite. - Are you joking? 735 00:42:22,793 --> 00:42:24,228 - You're joking right now? - What? 736 00:42:24,328 --> 00:42:26,163 I... no, I'm just trying to lighten the mood. 737 00:42:26,263 --> 00:42:27,831 But now I can see that this was probably not the right time. 738 00:42:29,700 --> 00:42:31,435 - Swear to me. - What? 739 00:42:33,137 --> 00:42:35,205 - Swear to me. - Come on. 740 00:42:36,206 --> 00:42:38,676 - Fuck balls. - Nothing about this is funny. 741 00:42:38,777 --> 00:42:41,312 Swear to me that everything is okay, that we're gonna be okay. 742 00:42:41,412 --> 00:42:43,981 - Oh, my God, okay, I swear. - Make it official. 743 00:42:44,081 --> 00:42:45,983 What? 744 00:42:46,517 --> 00:42:47,584 Make it official. 745 00:42:49,620 --> 00:42:51,922 What... it's a totally different kind of swearing. 746 00:42:52,022 --> 00:42:54,625 - I'm being serious. - Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. 747 00:42:54,725 --> 00:42:55,993 I... 748 00:42:56,860 --> 00:42:59,463 Simon Patterson, swear... 749 00:43:00,831 --> 00:43:02,533 that everything is okay. 750 00:43:03,534 --> 00:43:06,136 Expand. 751 00:43:06,236 --> 00:43:08,272 I swear that I do not hate you, 752 00:43:08,372 --> 00:43:11,542 I swear that I am not cheating on you, 753 00:43:11,642 --> 00:43:12,976 and I swear that I am not... 754 00:43:14,011 --> 00:43:17,247 I'm... I'm fine, okay? I'm fine. We're fine. 755 00:43:17,348 --> 00:43:19,950 You're insane, but we're fine. 756 00:43:20,050 --> 00:43:21,385 We're fine. 757 00:43:30,461 --> 00:43:31,995 I love you. 758 00:43:33,430 --> 00:43:34,766 But if you leave me, 759 00:43:34,865 --> 00:43:36,734 I will track you down and I will kill you. 760 00:43:36,835 --> 00:43:38,736 And I will support you in that decision. 761 00:43:39,370 --> 00:43:41,105 We can make it through anything. 762 00:43:41,638 --> 00:43:43,307 We just have to do it together. 763 00:43:43,407 --> 00:43:45,175 I know. 764 00:43:47,144 --> 00:43:49,179 I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. 765 00:43:52,149 --> 00:43:53,984 That conversation just... 766 00:43:55,486 --> 00:43:57,087 ...got away from me. 767 00:44:20,911 --> 00:44:22,212 See? 768 00:45:05,722 --> 00:45:06,791 Maybe not here. 769 00:45:12,529 --> 00:45:14,198 - Okay. - Oh. All right. 770 00:46:42,619 --> 00:46:44,354 Can I ask you a question? 771 00:46:44,454 --> 00:46:45,522 Yeah. 772 00:46:46,356 --> 00:46:48,091 Okay, I have to think of one. 773 00:46:48,191 --> 00:46:50,327 Um... 774 00:46:50,895 --> 00:46:52,296 well, do you want kids? 775 00:46:54,631 --> 00:46:55,767 Yikes, that's a... 776 00:46:55,867 --> 00:46:56,968 That's a bigger question than I... 777 00:46:57,067 --> 00:46:58,402 Okay, do you snore? 778 00:46:59,069 --> 00:47:01,773 Um, I do not snore, 779 00:47:01,873 --> 00:47:04,508 but I occasionally sleepwalk 780 00:47:04,608 --> 00:47:06,276 and I sleep-punch. 781 00:47:06,376 --> 00:47:08,579 First girl I ever dated punched me in the face. 782 00:47:08,679 --> 00:47:09,746 Gave me a black eye. 783 00:47:09,847 --> 00:47:11,548 - In her sleep? - No. 784 00:47:12,082 --> 00:47:13,450 Uh, then how does... 785 00:47:13,550 --> 00:47:16,988 - How does that relate to, um... - I was asleep. 786 00:47:17,087 --> 00:47:19,089 - What... what did you do? - Well, I woke up. 787 00:47:19,590 --> 00:47:21,926 - No, to deserve that. - Nothing. 788 00:47:22,026 --> 00:47:24,194 She was reaching for the alarm and missed. 789 00:47:24,294 --> 00:47:26,129 Her depth perception was off. 790 00:47:27,031 --> 00:47:28,498 - Cool story. - Thank you. 791 00:47:31,368 --> 00:47:33,470 - You go. - All right. 792 00:47:34,338 --> 00:47:35,639 Oh, I got a really good one. 793 00:47:35,739 --> 00:47:37,107 Um... 794 00:47:37,875 --> 00:47:39,376 what do your parents do? 795 00:47:39,476 --> 00:47:40,845 Nothing. They're dead. 796 00:47:42,046 --> 00:47:43,614 - What? - Yeah. Yeah. 797 00:47:43,714 --> 00:47:44,849 Mine, too. 798 00:47:47,785 --> 00:47:49,219 You wanna talk about it? 799 00:47:49,988 --> 00:47:51,055 Uh... 800 00:47:51,823 --> 00:47:53,624 Yeah, I don't really either. 801 00:47:57,194 --> 00:47:59,129 What about your job? How did all that come about? 802 00:47:59,831 --> 00:48:03,300 You mean why does an adult have an adolescent's job? 803 00:48:03,400 --> 00:48:04,869 No. 804 00:48:05,569 --> 00:48:07,772 I did... I didn't mean it like that at all. 805 00:48:09,506 --> 00:48:11,408 I mean... No. 806 00:48:13,210 --> 00:48:14,879 Really? I think you did. 807 00:48:14,979 --> 00:48:16,647 I didn't. 808 00:48:16,747 --> 00:48:18,482 It's hard to make a living as a musician. 809 00:48:18,582 --> 00:48:21,718 - News flash. - Yeah, it certainly is. 810 00:48:23,121 --> 00:48:24,989 I mean, I open for big bands sometimes, 811 00:48:25,089 --> 00:48:26,423 and I do the odd orchestral gig, 812 00:48:26,523 --> 00:48:28,026 but there's not a lot of money in it, so... 813 00:48:28,126 --> 00:48:29,393 You play classical guitar? 814 00:48:29,493 --> 00:48:31,228 I... yeah, it's not my focus, though. 815 00:48:31,896 --> 00:48:32,964 What's your focus? 816 00:48:33,530 --> 00:48:35,933 This strange woman I met at a bookstore. 817 00:48:40,972 --> 00:48:42,506 - Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm. 818 00:48:43,041 --> 00:48:44,441 Oh. 819 00:48:48,512 --> 00:48:50,180 You're honest, aren't you? 820 00:48:51,548 --> 00:48:52,850 You're a good person. 821 00:48:54,118 --> 00:48:55,552 That kinda feels like a trap. 822 00:49:00,424 --> 00:49:01,759 I don't know if I am. 823 00:49:03,527 --> 00:49:05,462 I feel guilty all the time, and... 824 00:49:06,798 --> 00:49:09,867 like I don't even deserve to, um... 825 00:49:14,438 --> 00:49:15,807 I've been thinking about you a lot. 826 00:49:16,640 --> 00:49:18,709 Not a creepy amount, but... 827 00:49:18,810 --> 00:49:19,877 I think you're... 828 00:49:20,812 --> 00:49:21,846 I find you to be... 829 00:49:23,613 --> 00:49:26,550 You make me nervous. Does it show? 830 00:49:27,885 --> 00:49:29,553 Hardly at all. 831 00:49:29,653 --> 00:49:31,823 I... it's been lovely getting to know you. 832 00:49:33,891 --> 00:49:35,258 Is what I mean to say. 833 00:49:37,694 --> 00:49:38,763 Yes, it has. 834 00:49:49,673 --> 00:49:52,009 - Ah, shit. - I'm sorry. 835 00:49:52,110 --> 00:49:53,310 - I'm... I'm sorry. - No, I'm sorry. 836 00:49:53,410 --> 00:49:54,711 - I didn't mean... - I'm sorry. 837 00:49:55,213 --> 00:49:57,481 Thought it would feel worse not to try. 838 00:49:58,248 --> 00:50:00,017 - Turns out I was wrong. - Uh... 839 00:50:02,854 --> 00:50:04,287 I'm sorry. 840 00:50:05,757 --> 00:50:06,891 Um... 841 00:50:09,193 --> 00:50:10,460 play something? 842 00:50:14,331 --> 00:50:15,967 I... 843 00:51:04,182 --> 00:51:05,582 Is that the end? 844 00:51:31,175 --> 00:51:32,442 That's the end. 845 00:51:48,993 --> 00:51:50,962 Oh, my God. 846 00:51:51,062 --> 00:51:52,662 Oh, my God, oh, my God. 847 00:51:53,798 --> 00:51:55,432 Um, hi. 848 00:51:55,933 --> 00:51:57,068 Ah, uh... 849 00:51:57,601 --> 00:51:58,970 Uh, h... how are you? 850 00:52:00,004 --> 00:52:01,138 I've been better. 851 00:52:05,042 --> 00:52:07,879 You know, actually, I... I... I have to go. 852 00:52:07,979 --> 00:52:09,180 Uh, the car. 853 00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:10,915 Y... you know, the... the parking meter. 854 00:52:11,015 --> 00:52:12,415 Yeah. 855 00:52:14,785 --> 00:52:17,021 That was weird. Who was that? 856 00:52:17,420 --> 00:52:18,688 Um... 857 00:52:19,857 --> 00:52:21,458 How does that happen? 858 00:52:21,558 --> 00:52:24,527 Why do things like that always fucking happen? 859 00:52:25,363 --> 00:52:26,529 - Um... - Who was that? You all right? 860 00:52:26,630 --> 00:52:27,932 Yeah, uh... 861 00:52:28,531 --> 00:52:31,035 - Simon's mother. - Who's Simon? 862 00:52:31,534 --> 00:52:33,838 I... I just... I just haven't seen her in a while. 863 00:52:33,938 --> 00:52:35,072 Um... 864 00:52:36,007 --> 00:52:37,074 Carey, who's Simon? 865 00:52:42,246 --> 00:52:43,546 My... my husband. 866 00:52:45,249 --> 00:52:46,516 Right. 867 00:53:29,360 --> 00:53:30,627 Um, honey? 868 00:53:31,362 --> 00:53:32,430 Yes, sugar shorts? 869 00:53:32,863 --> 00:53:34,865 What's with the disguise? 870 00:53:36,566 --> 00:53:39,203 Oh, my eyes are just bugging me. 871 00:53:39,303 --> 00:53:41,238 I pumped myself full of drugs and... 872 00:53:42,273 --> 00:53:43,606 blocked out all the light. 873 00:53:45,343 --> 00:53:47,011 You should see Dr. Rose again. 874 00:53:47,711 --> 00:53:49,679 I'm telling you, it's a penis. 875 00:53:50,881 --> 00:53:52,016 Wh... what? 876 00:53:53,750 --> 00:53:55,585 It is not a penis. 877 00:53:55,685 --> 00:53:57,054 I think it might be. 878 00:53:57,487 --> 00:53:58,990 Well, then, our child has a penis 879 00:53:59,090 --> 00:54:01,325 - growing out of her foot. - His foot. 880 00:54:01,425 --> 00:54:03,327 I'm positive it's a girl. 881 00:54:03,427 --> 00:54:04,795 Yeah, I think so, too. 882 00:54:05,495 --> 00:54:06,764 What? 883 00:54:07,965 --> 00:54:10,067 Why have you spent the last four days 884 00:54:10,167 --> 00:54:12,303 defending an opinion you don't actually hold? 885 00:54:12,403 --> 00:54:16,007 I find conflict sexy. 886 00:54:16,107 --> 00:54:18,675 I find being right sexy. 887 00:54:18,776 --> 00:54:20,244 Oh, well then I guess 888 00:54:20,344 --> 00:54:24,115 we're both feeling pretty sexy. 889 00:54:25,816 --> 00:54:27,617 Not really. I'm too bloated. 890 00:54:28,252 --> 00:54:29,519 I'll give you this, though. 891 00:54:30,054 --> 00:54:31,255 Whoa! 892 00:54:31,355 --> 00:54:32,622 For the spank bank. 893 00:54:32,722 --> 00:54:34,657 Oh, that's filthy. 894 00:54:34,759 --> 00:54:36,193 That's even worse than swearing. 895 00:54:36,293 --> 00:54:39,130 Spank safe, bank safe, context definitely counts. 896 00:54:41,298 --> 00:54:43,000 So many rules. 897 00:54:45,735 --> 00:54:47,004 Okay, well... 898 00:54:48,705 --> 00:54:52,877 if our penis-footed friend here is actually, 899 00:54:52,977 --> 00:54:55,645 in fact, a girl, what are we gonna name her? 900 00:54:56,347 --> 00:54:57,815 'Cause I like... 901 00:54:57,915 --> 00:54:59,083 Gretchen. 902 00:54:59,817 --> 00:55:01,252 - Gretchen? - Mhm. 903 00:55:02,420 --> 00:55:03,754 Gre... 904 00:55:03,854 --> 00:55:05,823 "Hey Gretch, go fetch." 905 00:55:06,223 --> 00:55:07,525 Nope. Too many dog jokes. 906 00:55:07,624 --> 00:55:09,193 No, no, it's more like, um... 907 00:55:09,927 --> 00:55:12,263 "That Gretchen... 908 00:55:12,363 --> 00:55:14,098 ...she's so fetchen." 909 00:55:15,366 --> 00:55:17,634 "Hey, Gretchen, where's Hansel?" 910 00:55:22,239 --> 00:55:24,208 That doesn't make any sense. 911 00:55:24,775 --> 00:55:26,177 I like Rachel. 912 00:55:26,676 --> 00:55:28,312 - Rachel? - Yeah. 913 00:55:28,412 --> 00:55:29,712 Rachel, like... 914 00:55:29,814 --> 00:55:32,016 - "Hey, Rachel." - Yeah. 915 00:55:32,615 --> 00:55:34,185 "Rachel, hey, come here. 916 00:55:34,751 --> 00:55:36,253 Come here, Rachel. 917 00:55:36,353 --> 00:55:38,989 Rachel, you smell like a..." 918 00:55:39,557 --> 00:55:41,258 Actually, Rachel's not the worst. 919 00:55:45,695 --> 00:55:47,298 Thank you for forgiving me. 920 00:55:48,665 --> 00:55:49,967 For what? 921 00:55:51,569 --> 00:55:54,004 For turning into a raging psychopath. 922 00:55:54,572 --> 00:55:56,006 Oh. 923 00:55:58,442 --> 00:56:00,177 Which time? 924 00:56:02,346 --> 00:56:03,781 Okay. 925 00:56:03,881 --> 00:56:05,950 What is happening? 926 00:56:10,321 --> 00:56:11,422 Um... 927 00:56:11,989 --> 00:56:14,558 did... did you take ecstasy? 928 00:56:14,657 --> 00:56:17,161 [Corey giggling] 929 00:56:19,163 --> 00:56:20,364 No. 930 00:56:21,664 --> 00:56:23,801 But I do need another coffee, I think. 931 00:56:24,335 --> 00:56:25,668 Muah. 932 00:56:26,669 --> 00:56:27,938 Do you want one? 933 00:56:28,038 --> 00:56:30,241 - Oh, I'm pregnant. - What? 934 00:56:31,075 --> 00:56:32,709 Does this mean we're having twins? 935 00:56:32,810 --> 00:56:34,345 - No caffeine. - Oh, okay, 936 00:56:34,445 --> 00:56:35,745 white wine then. 937 00:56:36,614 --> 00:56:37,714 - Pregnant. - Sashimi. 938 00:56:38,215 --> 00:56:40,750 - Pregnant. - Unpasteurized dairy products. 939 00:56:40,851 --> 00:56:42,853 - Go away forever. - Okay. 940 00:56:48,225 --> 00:56:49,994 What if it's a boy? 941 00:56:50,594 --> 00:56:51,728 Uh, we can sell him. 942 00:56:53,430 --> 00:56:55,732 I'm talking about names. 943 00:56:56,300 --> 00:56:57,700 Um... 944 00:56:57,801 --> 00:56:59,904 I don't know, Gretchen is nice. 945 00:57:00,670 --> 00:57:02,606 Oh, what about Seitan? 946 00:57:03,174 --> 00:57:06,143 - Satan? - No, Seitan, like the... 947 00:57:07,444 --> 00:57:08,579 The meat substitute. 948 00:57:11,681 --> 00:57:13,083 You're a maniac. 949 00:57:13,184 --> 00:57:15,252 You're the one that eats that shit. 950 00:57:15,619 --> 00:57:16,854 That's five dollars. 951 00:57:16,954 --> 00:57:18,589 - Was it worth it? - God. 952 00:57:18,688 --> 00:57:20,024 You're the one that eats that "poo." 953 00:57:20,858 --> 00:57:23,494 You are so unsupportive of my vegetarianism. 954 00:57:25,229 --> 00:57:26,797 I don't think if you eat chicken 955 00:57:26,897 --> 00:57:29,133 you get to call yourself a vegetar... tarian. 956 00:57:30,301 --> 00:57:31,835 I'm a chickatarian. 957 00:57:36,574 --> 00:57:37,875 Tough crowd. 958 00:57:41,111 --> 00:57:43,781 Maybe I should drink wine, maybe it'd make me funnier. 959 00:57:50,287 --> 00:57:51,355 Simon? 960 00:57:54,091 --> 00:57:57,194 Are you ignoring me? 961 00:58:02,099 --> 00:58:03,167 Simon? 962 00:58:17,181 --> 00:58:18,249 Simon? 963 00:58:19,717 --> 00:58:21,085 What... babe. 964 00:58:22,419 --> 00:58:23,520 Simon? 965 00:58:24,255 --> 00:58:26,056 Simon? 966 00:58:26,590 --> 00:58:27,625 Babe. 967 00:58:27,725 --> 00:58:29,426 Wake... 968 00:58:29,526 --> 00:58:30,894 wake up. 969 00:58:32,496 --> 00:58:33,864 No. 970 00:58:34,765 --> 00:58:38,135 No! No! 971 00:58:42,473 --> 00:58:44,808 No, no, no! 972 00:59:16,573 --> 00:59:17,708 My boy. 973 00:59:38,996 --> 00:59:40,431 It... it's raining. 974 00:59:41,398 --> 00:59:42,499 I can see that. 975 00:59:44,068 --> 00:59:45,804 Like, really raining. 976 00:59:45,903 --> 00:59:47,438 End of the world raining. 977 00:59:48,639 --> 00:59:49,940 Guess you better come in. 978 00:59:59,583 --> 01:00:01,418 I... I'm sorry for just showing up. 979 01:00:01,518 --> 01:00:02,787 I... 980 01:00:02,886 --> 01:00:04,955 I left you a few messages and I... 981 01:00:05,055 --> 01:00:06,825 I wasn't sure if you got them. 982 01:00:06,924 --> 01:00:08,225 I got them. 983 01:00:08,726 --> 01:00:10,427 Well, I just wanted to, um... 984 01:00:10,527 --> 01:00:13,130 Secrets are a bit of a deal breaker for me. 985 01:00:14,698 --> 01:00:16,200 Lies, even more so. 986 01:00:17,735 --> 01:00:19,203 You should've just told me. 987 01:00:20,137 --> 01:00:22,106 It would've changed everything. 988 01:00:22,539 --> 01:00:23,842 Yeah, it would've. 989 01:00:23,941 --> 01:00:25,676 And why would you kiss me if you were... 990 01:00:25,777 --> 01:00:29,079 why would someone do something like that if they're married? 991 01:00:32,116 --> 01:00:34,118 It-it's not that simple. 992 01:00:38,222 --> 01:00:40,557 W... we can... We can do this another time. 993 01:00:41,625 --> 01:00:42,960 Um, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... 994 01:00:43,060 --> 01:00:45,095 I just really liked you, y... you know? 995 01:00:50,334 --> 01:00:51,402 I'm sorry. 996 01:00:51,770 --> 01:00:53,303 I don't want your sympathy. 997 01:00:53,404 --> 01:00:54,773 - That's not what I mean. - Yeah, 998 01:00:54,873 --> 01:00:56,507 I... I don't want sympathy, either. 999 01:00:58,609 --> 01:00:59,910 For what? 1000 01:01:03,815 --> 01:01:06,450 I... I'm gonna tell you this and then I'm gonna go. 1001 01:01:09,953 --> 01:01:11,288 I'm not married. 1002 01:01:12,623 --> 01:01:13,957 I was married. 1003 01:01:16,527 --> 01:01:17,796 I feel married. 1004 01:01:20,464 --> 01:01:21,565 But I'm not. 1005 01:01:22,867 --> 01:01:24,468 He died. My husband. 1006 01:01:35,746 --> 01:01:37,047 Wow. 1007 01:01:38,015 --> 01:01:39,249 What? 1008 01:01:40,083 --> 01:01:42,352 Uh, you just didn't say sorry. 1009 01:01:45,322 --> 01:01:47,658 Everyone always apologizes when I... 1010 01:01:47,759 --> 01:01:49,126 When they hear, and, uh, 1011 01:01:49,226 --> 01:01:50,795 it always makes the repressed comedian in me 1012 01:01:50,895 --> 01:01:52,362 want to say "Why did you kill him?" 1013 01:01:55,934 --> 01:01:57,668 I always thought it would be nice for someone 1014 01:01:57,769 --> 01:01:59,336 to just stay quiet. 1015 01:02:03,574 --> 01:02:04,741 How long has it been? 1016 01:02:08,345 --> 01:02:09,513 No time. 1017 01:02:10,380 --> 01:02:11,482 A lifetime. 1018 01:02:12,382 --> 01:02:13,517 Three years. 1019 01:02:14,251 --> 01:02:16,353 Well, it was three years on May the fourth. 1020 01:02:17,988 --> 01:02:19,189 - May the fourth. - Um, 1021 01:02:19,289 --> 01:02:20,624 I'm gonna head out now. 1022 01:02:21,692 --> 01:02:22,993 And, uh... 1023 01:02:24,294 --> 01:02:27,130 maybe we can talk later about art, 1024 01:02:27,231 --> 01:02:28,532 or clowns or something. 1025 01:02:29,066 --> 01:02:30,434 Uh... 1026 01:02:30,534 --> 01:02:31,568 just not... not this. 1027 01:02:31,668 --> 01:02:32,770 Anything... 1028 01:02:33,170 --> 01:02:34,571 anything but this. 1029 01:02:38,943 --> 01:02:41,011 Um, I... I'm sorry for kissing you. 1030 01:02:42,679 --> 01:02:43,747 I liked you, too. 1031 01:02:59,162 --> 01:03:00,597 Old chocolate. 1032 01:03:00,697 --> 01:03:02,666 Ew, Simon. Gross. 1033 01:03:02,767 --> 01:03:04,134 Huh. 1034 01:03:04,836 --> 01:03:06,503 - In his pocket. - Yeah. 1035 01:03:07,604 --> 01:03:10,207 Why don't you take a break from this for a while? 1036 01:03:17,447 --> 01:03:19,449 I don't know how to do this. 1037 01:03:20,284 --> 01:03:21,618 I know, dear. 1038 01:03:24,321 --> 01:03:26,623 I know that I am not always the... 1039 01:03:27,724 --> 01:03:30,460 warmest, or the best. 1040 01:03:31,461 --> 01:03:33,798 But I am there for you and your daughter. 1041 01:03:34,298 --> 01:03:36,366 Uh, or son. 1042 01:03:37,267 --> 01:03:38,535 Now. 1043 01:03:39,236 --> 01:03:40,370 I'm gonna smoke this. 1044 01:03:40,872 --> 01:03:43,808 I'm gonna go outside, I'm gonna light it, 1045 01:03:43,908 --> 01:03:46,176 and I'm gonna smoke it. 1046 01:05:15,365 --> 01:05:16,733 What the fuck? 1047 01:05:23,775 --> 01:05:24,876 Bev. 1048 01:05:28,612 --> 01:05:29,781 Bev. 1049 01:05:30,313 --> 01:05:32,582 - Bev, Bev. - You alright? 1050 01:05:33,885 --> 01:05:34,952 I found this. 1051 01:05:35,053 --> 01:05:36,553 Oh, my dear. That... 1052 01:05:36,653 --> 01:05:38,455 This is... This was in his pocket 1053 01:05:38,555 --> 01:05:40,624 in with the candy wrappers and the fucking... Sorry. 1054 01:05:40,724 --> 01:05:43,593 - Did you... did you read it? - Only the beginning. 1055 01:05:44,327 --> 01:05:45,930 There... Those aren't good results. 1056 01:05:46,030 --> 01:05:47,731 "Berry aneurysm?" 1057 01:05:47,832 --> 01:05:50,168 I... I don't even know what that... is that what it... 1058 01:05:50,267 --> 01:05:51,769 - Look, le... let's go inside. - No, no, no. 1059 01:05:51,869 --> 01:05:54,371 I... I... I... He must've not understood this. 1060 01:05:54,471 --> 01:05:56,007 I have to call Dr. Rose. 1061 01:05:56,107 --> 01:05:57,507 It's not her fault. 1062 01:05:57,607 --> 01:05:59,443 No, Simon wouldn't have kept this from me. 1063 01:06:00,111 --> 01:06:01,578 He... he told me everything. 1064 01:06:01,678 --> 01:06:02,847 He... he... 1065 01:06:02,947 --> 01:06:05,049 I mean he... he gave me daily updates on his... 1066 01:06:05,149 --> 01:06:07,819 On his bowel movements, for fuck sake. 1067 01:06:07,919 --> 01:06:09,720 For God's sake. For fuck sake! 1068 01:06:09,821 --> 01:06:12,090 - You... you're pregnant. - I'm fine. What... 1069 01:06:12,190 --> 01:06:14,257 No, no I... I mean that maybe he thought 1070 01:06:14,357 --> 01:06:16,928 in your condition you couldn't handle the news. 1071 01:06:17,028 --> 01:06:18,830 The news that he was dying? 1072 01:06:20,064 --> 01:06:21,398 Simon doesn't lie. 1073 01:06:21,899 --> 01:06:25,368 Bev, h... he... H... he... he didn't lie. 1074 01:06:25,469 --> 01:06:26,938 He told me everything. 1075 01:06:27,038 --> 01:06:28,840 He didn't tell you about this. 1076 01:06:36,313 --> 01:06:37,647 I'm sorry. 1077 01:06:39,683 --> 01:06:40,785 I'm sorry. 1078 01:06:41,318 --> 01:06:42,787 You're gonna have to... 1079 01:06:43,420 --> 01:06:44,421 spell this out for me. 1080 01:06:44,521 --> 01:06:45,790 You're saying that... 1081 01:06:46,556 --> 01:06:48,525 he knew he was sick? 1082 01:06:52,764 --> 01:06:55,665 He... he didn't know, obviously, how sick. 1083 01:06:55,767 --> 01:06:59,269 He couldn't have known how sick, right? 1084 01:06:59,369 --> 01:07:00,670 We should've told you. 1085 01:07:03,775 --> 01:07:05,009 He told you? 1086 01:07:09,312 --> 01:07:11,314 Why would... Why would he tell you? 1087 01:07:12,315 --> 01:07:14,118 Because I'm his mother. 1088 01:07:14,218 --> 01:07:16,419 Why... why wouldn't you tell me? 1089 01:07:16,520 --> 01:07:18,089 He asked me not to. 1090 01:07:18,189 --> 01:07:19,623 I... I... I'm his mother. 1091 01:07:19,723 --> 01:07:21,558 I mean, he... he's my son. 1092 01:07:21,658 --> 01:07:23,326 I'm sorry, I need you to leave. 1093 01:07:23,426 --> 01:07:25,695 No, Carey, we can get through this together. 1094 01:07:25,797 --> 01:07:27,965 No, I will never get through this. 1095 01:07:28,398 --> 01:07:30,467 I will never get through this. 1096 01:07:30,567 --> 01:07:33,771 My husband is dead and now you're telling me 1097 01:07:33,871 --> 01:07:36,007 that... that I didn't know him? 1098 01:07:36,439 --> 01:07:37,842 We're having a child 1099 01:07:37,942 --> 01:07:40,778 and he won't be here for any of it. 1100 01:07:44,048 --> 01:07:45,448 And he... 1101 01:07:45,549 --> 01:07:47,885 ...he made that decision without me 1102 01:07:47,985 --> 01:07:50,121 and he... he had no right. 1103 01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:53,057 No right, and he is a liar 1104 01:07:53,157 --> 01:07:54,457 and he's a dick. 1105 01:07:54,558 --> 01:07:55,827 - Carey. - He's a son of a dick. 1106 01:07:55,927 --> 01:07:57,929 There is some truth there, his father was... 1107 01:07:58,029 --> 01:07:59,163 No, you. 1108 01:07:59,696 --> 01:08:01,531 You allowed this to happen. 1109 01:08:01,631 --> 01:08:03,600 We were trying to protect you. 1110 01:08:04,035 --> 01:08:06,536 Well, you didn't do a very good job, did you? 1111 01:08:09,372 --> 01:08:10,842 I'll come by tomorrow. 1112 01:08:11,309 --> 01:08:12,576 No, you won't. 1113 01:08:15,313 --> 01:08:16,713 Carey, please. 1114 01:08:17,547 --> 01:08:19,116 I have no one else to... 1115 01:08:23,221 --> 01:08:24,554 I'll come tomorrow. 1116 01:08:56,453 --> 01:08:58,488 Clear up your fucking stuff! 1117 01:11:21,399 --> 01:11:23,034 It bit me. 1118 01:11:23,401 --> 01:11:25,102 Oh, no. What bit you, honey? 1119 01:11:26,303 --> 01:11:27,570 The flower. 1120 01:11:28,439 --> 01:11:29,840 The flower bit you? 1121 01:11:31,475 --> 01:11:32,810 Oh, no. 1122 01:11:33,244 --> 01:11:34,611 Should we go get a band-aid? 1123 01:11:34,711 --> 01:11:37,081 Yeah, we should probably go get a band-aid. 1124 01:11:37,181 --> 01:11:39,450 Okay, do we want... 1125 01:11:39,549 --> 01:11:42,752 do you want a superhero or a mermaid? 1126 01:11:42,853 --> 01:11:45,555 - Super maid. - A super maid? 1127 01:11:46,891 --> 01:11:50,127 Yeah, we could definitely use one of those around here. 1128 01:11:52,662 --> 01:11:54,131 Is that the super maid at the door? 1129 01:11:54,231 --> 01:11:55,299 What? 1130 01:11:55,732 --> 01:11:57,535 Okay, you choose, honey. I'll be right back. 1131 01:11:58,135 --> 01:12:00,771 Alright? And then we're gonna go take a nap. 1132 01:12:04,607 --> 01:12:06,343 Uh-oh. 1133 01:12:07,845 --> 01:12:09,646 The stalkee has become the stalker. 1134 01:12:10,347 --> 01:12:12,049 I hope this isn't too bold. 1135 01:12:12,749 --> 01:12:14,552 Bo... bold is good. I... I like bold. 1136 01:12:14,651 --> 01:12:16,220 Uh, it's just... 1137 01:12:17,587 --> 01:12:19,757 a... actually, c... come on in, yeah. 1138 01:12:21,192 --> 01:12:22,927 - Sorry. - Uh-huh. 1139 01:12:29,366 --> 01:12:32,036 Your house is... not small. 1140 01:12:32,702 --> 01:12:35,039 - Dead parents. - Right, right. 1141 01:12:35,139 --> 01:12:36,706 I inherited the house, the debt, 1142 01:12:36,807 --> 01:12:40,945 and a questionable oil can collection. 1143 01:12:41,779 --> 01:12:43,948 All I got were night terrors. 1144 01:12:50,921 --> 01:12:52,722 I want to thank you for your message. 1145 01:12:53,290 --> 01:12:55,625 I didn't offend you with the whole... 1146 01:12:55,725 --> 01:12:56,994 "let's be friends" thing? 1147 01:12:57,094 --> 01:12:58,728 That wasn't my favorite part. 1148 01:12:59,163 --> 01:13:00,998 Yeah, um... 1149 01:13:05,302 --> 01:13:06,971 Do you have a train fetish? 1150 01:13:09,373 --> 01:13:11,909 Oh, no, uh, they, 1151 01:13:12,009 --> 01:13:14,545 uh, actually belong to my, uh... 1152 01:13:14,644 --> 01:13:15,846 - Son? - Daughter. 1153 01:13:15,946 --> 01:13:17,248 - Oh. - Yeah. 1154 01:13:17,348 --> 01:13:18,415 Wow. 1155 01:13:19,216 --> 01:13:20,717 I don't think you mentioned that. 1156 01:13:21,085 --> 01:13:22,987 I didn't want to lay all of it on you at once. 1157 01:13:23,087 --> 01:13:24,889 You didn't lay any of it on me. 1158 01:13:25,256 --> 01:13:27,091 I'm working at being more open. 1159 01:13:27,191 --> 01:13:28,292 Mhm. 1160 01:13:29,393 --> 01:13:30,561 - Um... - Mama! 1161 01:13:30,660 --> 01:13:31,862 - Oh. - Whoops. 1162 01:13:31,962 --> 01:13:33,531 I'll be right there, honey. 1163 01:13:33,631 --> 01:13:35,966 - I'm gonna go. - No, please. Don't. 1164 01:13:36,066 --> 01:13:38,769 Because she's just about to go down for a nap. 1165 01:13:41,272 --> 01:13:42,373 Come on. 1166 01:13:47,011 --> 01:13:49,613 Peanut, Peanut, honey, come meet mama's friend. 1167 01:13:49,712 --> 01:13:51,815 - Are you sure? - Hi. 1168 01:13:52,616 --> 01:13:54,785 - This is Owen. - Hey. 1169 01:13:56,086 --> 01:13:58,489 - That looks serious. - Yeah. 1170 01:13:58,989 --> 01:14:00,925 A flower bit her finger. 1171 01:14:02,126 --> 01:14:03,360 Uh, okay. 1172 01:14:04,328 --> 01:14:05,829 Oh. 1173 01:14:06,664 --> 01:14:08,766 I'm the pirate and you're the bunny. 1174 01:14:11,835 --> 01:14:13,604 You need help with that? There you go. 1175 01:14:13,703 --> 01:14:15,639 Good girl. Whoa. 1176 01:14:15,738 --> 01:14:17,608 You look like a real pirate. 1177 01:14:17,707 --> 01:14:19,677 Are we gonna fight? 1178 01:14:20,644 --> 01:14:22,213 Are you gonna have a picnic? 1179 01:14:22,313 --> 01:14:24,048 Oh, really? I mean, my last picnic 1180 01:14:24,148 --> 01:14:26,450 was a bit of a bust, but maybe I'll make an exception. 1181 01:14:26,550 --> 01:14:28,152 What do we got in there? 1182 01:14:28,986 --> 01:14:31,889 It's milk. We're having tea. 1183 01:14:32,323 --> 01:14:33,857 - Oh. - Oh. 1184 01:14:33,958 --> 01:14:36,060 On our picnic, was that your mother-in-law we ran into? 1185 01:14:36,560 --> 01:14:37,695 - Bev, yeah. - Yeah. 1186 01:14:37,795 --> 01:14:39,196 Yeah. 1187 01:14:39,597 --> 01:14:41,031 Is she okay? 1188 01:14:42,099 --> 01:14:45,102 Um, I don't... I don't know. 1189 01:14:45,202 --> 01:14:48,138 I, uh, that was the first time I've seen her in a while. 1190 01:14:49,540 --> 01:14:50,708 Does she live out of town? 1191 01:14:50,808 --> 01:14:52,209 - Or... - Um... 1192 01:14:52,943 --> 01:14:56,347 Hey, hun, do you want to go upstairs 1193 01:14:56,447 --> 01:14:58,249 and go get your art stuff? 1194 01:14:58,349 --> 01:15:00,251 Yeah? Yeah. 1195 01:15:07,391 --> 01:15:09,426 I'm sorry, I... I didn't mean to... 1196 01:15:09,927 --> 01:15:11,328 - Oh. - Um... 1197 01:15:11,428 --> 01:15:12,930 It's fine. I, um... 1198 01:15:14,231 --> 01:15:16,233 Uh, I'm happy to talk about it. 1199 01:15:16,333 --> 01:15:19,103 - Happy to talk about anything. - Except that you... 1200 01:15:21,905 --> 01:15:24,308 I haven't seen her since before the funeral. 1201 01:15:26,010 --> 01:15:27,378 She didn't go to the funeral? 1202 01:15:29,346 --> 01:15:30,481 I didn't go. 1203 01:15:31,282 --> 01:15:34,351 Um, s... so, how... how did you, uh... 1204 01:15:34,451 --> 01:15:35,919 how did you say goodbye? 1205 01:15:37,488 --> 01:15:38,555 To her? Or... 1206 01:15:40,524 --> 01:15:41,825 No, to him. 1207 01:15:45,195 --> 01:15:46,363 Um... 1208 01:15:52,670 --> 01:15:53,737 Listen to me. 1209 01:15:53,837 --> 01:15:55,272 I like you. 1210 01:15:57,508 --> 01:15:58,942 I... I can't. I... 1211 01:15:59,977 --> 01:16:01,378 I wanna be your friend. 1212 01:16:02,513 --> 01:16:04,214 You kept some pretty important stuff from me, 1213 01:16:04,315 --> 01:16:05,849 and I still don't totally understand that, 1214 01:16:05,949 --> 01:16:07,318 but I'm not going anywhere. 1215 01:16:08,252 --> 01:16:10,321 If you ever need somebody to give you advice, 1216 01:16:10,421 --> 01:16:12,890 or just someone to talk to, I'm your man, okay? 1217 01:16:13,991 --> 01:16:15,659 I mean your person. 1218 01:16:16,160 --> 01:16:17,928 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1219 01:16:19,296 --> 01:16:21,999 My first piece of advice, for instance, would be to... 1220 01:16:22,099 --> 01:16:23,600 get in touch with your mother-in-law. 1221 01:16:24,535 --> 01:16:26,805 Whoa, don't hold back. Yeah. 1222 01:16:27,604 --> 01:16:30,007 Living with guilt all the time is no way to live. 1223 01:16:32,543 --> 01:16:33,944 She's... 1224 01:16:34,978 --> 01:16:36,513 she's a bad influence. 1225 01:16:36,613 --> 01:16:39,483 I know. She's unpredictable, and she smokes, and... 1226 01:16:39,583 --> 01:16:40,751 I smoke weed now and then. 1227 01:16:41,285 --> 01:16:42,953 That's fine, I would too, 1228 01:16:43,053 --> 01:16:45,189 but it makes my eyelids puff up, so, I can't. 1229 01:16:45,824 --> 01:16:47,257 I think you should phone her. 1230 01:16:49,026 --> 01:16:50,427 She lied to me. 1231 01:16:50,527 --> 01:16:51,862 People lie. 1232 01:17:00,471 --> 01:17:02,973 Hey, I was wondering. Do you want to play with me? 1233 01:17:07,444 --> 01:17:08,645 Music, I mean. 1234 01:17:08,746 --> 01:17:10,214 Do you want to play music with me? 1235 01:17:11,215 --> 01:17:13,484 - I... I would love to. - Cool. 1236 01:17:13,584 --> 01:17:16,086 I think I'm gonna have a lot more free time on my hands. 1237 01:17:17,321 --> 01:17:20,190 - Did you... - I quit my job, yeah. 1238 01:17:20,290 --> 01:17:21,760 - That's amazing. - Thank you. 1239 01:17:21,860 --> 01:17:23,193 I felt I wasn't gonna get anywhere with it 1240 01:17:23,293 --> 01:17:25,162 unless I fully committed to it. 1241 01:17:26,865 --> 01:17:28,399 - Right. - Yeah, you know? 1242 01:17:30,434 --> 01:17:31,635 It. 1243 01:17:36,640 --> 01:17:38,008 Um... 1244 01:17:39,576 --> 01:17:40,944 so... 1245 01:17:41,846 --> 01:17:44,248 friends, right? 1246 01:17:45,015 --> 01:17:46,583 Yeah, yeah, sure. 1247 01:17:46,683 --> 01:17:48,118 Friends. Okay. 1248 01:18:08,038 --> 01:18:10,441 Mama! I couldn't find them. 1249 01:18:10,541 --> 01:18:11,810 Um... Oh, my God. 1250 01:18:11,910 --> 01:18:13,444 We... we can, um... 1251 01:18:13,544 --> 01:18:15,780 We can continue this conversation... 1252 01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:17,548 Yeah, at some other time. 1253 01:18:17,648 --> 01:18:20,417 - Like, in a week? Or... - I... I'll call you. 1254 01:18:20,885 --> 01:18:22,219 Yeah, I'll call you too. 1255 01:18:22,319 --> 01:18:24,388 Seems excessive, but, um... 1256 01:18:38,735 --> 01:18:40,003 Okay. 1257 01:18:40,604 --> 01:18:41,738 We're gonna be serious. 1258 01:18:48,612 --> 01:18:50,547 - Cats. - Why? 1259 01:18:51,448 --> 01:18:54,518 Because you can leave them at home at night 1260 01:18:54,618 --> 01:18:55,986 and they don't mind. 1261 01:18:56,086 --> 01:18:57,488 How do you know? 1262 01:19:00,157 --> 01:19:01,425 Fair point. 1263 01:19:02,226 --> 01:19:04,595 - I'm getting a cat. - Really, what kind? 1264 01:19:04,695 --> 01:19:06,063 Lynx. 1265 01:19:06,865 --> 01:19:08,365 Wow. A lynx. 1266 01:19:08,465 --> 01:19:10,334 Well, that is a bold choice. I'm impressed. 1267 01:19:10,434 --> 01:19:12,937 Her daycare did a project on Alaska. 1268 01:19:13,036 --> 01:19:15,606 - Oh. - Do you play guitar? 1269 01:19:15,706 --> 01:19:17,274 I do. 1270 01:19:22,613 --> 01:19:24,281 Wow. Not a music fan? 1271 01:19:24,949 --> 01:19:26,149 - Short attention span. - Hm. 1272 01:19:26,250 --> 01:19:27,618 I don't know where she gets it. 1273 01:19:29,653 --> 01:19:31,722 Hm. 1274 01:19:32,489 --> 01:19:35,592 Oh, honey, remember I told you to be careful with that? 1275 01:19:36,828 --> 01:19:38,595 - Is that your mom's guitar? - Yeah. 1276 01:19:38,695 --> 01:19:40,030 Okay. 1277 01:19:41,198 --> 01:19:42,332 It's very pretty. 1278 01:19:42,432 --> 01:19:43,835 Oh, yeah, oops. 1279 01:19:43,935 --> 01:19:45,202 You told her to be careful, 1280 01:19:45,302 --> 01:19:46,971 then I'm the one who hit it on the table. 1281 01:19:47,538 --> 01:19:49,139 Do you want me to play something? 1282 01:19:49,673 --> 01:19:51,074 Okay. Um... 1283 01:19:51,642 --> 01:19:54,077 this is something I think your mom 1284 01:19:54,177 --> 01:19:56,113 should help me write lyrics for. 1285 01:20:01,118 --> 01:20:02,854 What are you lookin' at? 1286 01:20:02,954 --> 01:20:04,521 I don't believe in collaboration. 1287 01:20:05,689 --> 01:20:06,824 And yet it exists. 1288 01:20:22,372 --> 01:20:23,808 Maybe he does need some help, right? 1289 01:20:23,908 --> 01:20:25,409 Maybe he needs some help. 1290 01:20:29,346 --> 01:20:30,882 Or I could just roll with those lyrics. 1291 01:20:30,982 --> 01:20:32,182 You know what, 1292 01:20:32,282 --> 01:20:33,450 I don't need your help anymore. 1293 01:20:33,550 --> 01:20:34,618 I got it. 1294 01:20:39,256 --> 01:20:41,625 Thanks for meeting me. For showing up. 1295 01:20:42,526 --> 01:20:44,595 All you ever had to do was ask. 1296 01:20:47,230 --> 01:20:49,299 This arrived at my home. 1297 01:20:50,001 --> 01:20:51,335 Yes. 1298 01:20:52,036 --> 01:20:53,437 I don't understand it. 1299 01:20:53,905 --> 01:20:56,473 It's a birthday invitation. 1300 01:20:58,308 --> 01:21:00,979 You're throwing him a birthday party? 1301 01:21:01,846 --> 01:21:06,149 A birthday party slash concert slash wake. 1302 01:21:06,650 --> 01:21:08,552 A little late for that, isn't it? 1303 01:21:10,654 --> 01:21:11,856 Yes, it is. 1304 01:21:13,423 --> 01:21:15,125 Why send one to me? 1305 01:21:16,627 --> 01:21:18,830 Because Simon would've wanted you to be there. 1306 01:21:19,296 --> 01:21:20,697 Oh, I see. 1307 01:21:20,798 --> 01:21:24,635 And when did, uh, Simon's wishes become important? 1308 01:21:27,371 --> 01:21:29,040 - Bev. - Simon would've 1309 01:21:29,139 --> 01:21:31,909 wanted me to know my granddaughter. 1310 01:21:32,010 --> 01:21:33,210 I made a mistake. 1311 01:21:33,310 --> 01:21:35,579 A mistake? 1312 01:21:35,679 --> 01:21:39,951 No, buying twin sheets for a queen-sized bed is a mistake. 1313 01:21:40,051 --> 01:21:42,552 Skipping your husband's funeral, 1314 01:21:42,653 --> 01:21:45,890 abandoning his one living relative, 1315 01:21:45,990 --> 01:21:49,559 not allowing his mother to know her own grandchild 1316 01:21:49,660 --> 01:21:52,295 when that is all she has left in this world, 1317 01:21:52,396 --> 01:21:54,932 that is not a mistake. 1318 01:21:55,033 --> 01:21:56,733 That is an abomination. 1319 01:21:56,834 --> 01:21:58,268 Allowing you to know her? 1320 01:21:58,368 --> 01:21:59,536 You know where we live. You could've just... 1321 01:21:59,636 --> 01:22:00,772 Hey, Carey. Free sample? 1322 01:22:00,872 --> 01:22:02,205 Um... 1323 01:22:02,305 --> 01:22:04,408 no, I'm... I'm sorry... no thanks. 1324 01:22:05,076 --> 01:22:06,710 Cyrus, this is my, uh... 1325 01:22:08,578 --> 01:22:09,847 my... 1326 01:22:12,150 --> 01:22:13,316 Oh, no. 1327 01:22:13,417 --> 01:22:15,252 I'm not gonna do this. 1328 01:22:17,155 --> 01:22:18,923 You... you knew where to find us. 1329 01:22:19,423 --> 01:22:21,224 - Why didn't you just... - Don't you dare... 1330 01:22:21,759 --> 01:22:23,226 put this on me. 1331 01:22:30,333 --> 01:22:31,601 I'm sorry, I... 1332 01:22:32,369 --> 01:22:35,305 I... I... I was in shock, Bev, I... 1333 01:22:37,274 --> 01:22:38,810 My son made a decision. 1334 01:22:39,676 --> 01:22:40,812 I respected it. 1335 01:22:40,912 --> 01:22:42,479 I understand that. 1336 01:22:42,579 --> 01:22:44,082 Now that I'm a mother I understand a lot of things... 1337 01:22:44,182 --> 01:22:45,549 He was wrong. 1338 01:22:46,050 --> 01:22:47,451 We were wrong. 1339 01:22:50,454 --> 01:22:52,556 I wracked my brain trying to figure this out. 1340 01:22:55,126 --> 01:22:57,227 I guess he was thinking that... 1341 01:22:57,327 --> 01:23:00,430 well, he didn't wanna ruin everything. 1342 01:23:01,032 --> 01:23:02,265 He wanted... 1343 01:23:02,365 --> 01:23:04,334 life with you to stay the same. 1344 01:23:05,103 --> 01:23:06,269 We... 1345 01:23:06,369 --> 01:23:11,575 What you had was rare and miraculous. 1346 01:23:12,609 --> 01:23:14,879 Maybe he was afraid to tarnish it. 1347 01:23:29,227 --> 01:23:30,560 Here's your coffee. 1348 01:23:34,397 --> 01:23:36,500 What I did to you was unforgiveable. 1349 01:23:37,467 --> 01:23:39,003 I think I just... 1350 01:23:41,105 --> 01:23:42,539 I... 1351 01:23:43,241 --> 01:23:45,042 I needed someone to... 1352 01:23:45,143 --> 01:23:46,543 To blame. 1353 01:23:48,846 --> 01:23:50,413 Yeah. Yeah. 1354 01:23:51,048 --> 01:23:52,415 So did I. 1355 01:23:57,188 --> 01:23:59,322 I would like to meet my granddaughter. 1356 01:24:00,758 --> 01:24:03,460 You will. You can. She knows all about you. 1357 01:24:04,195 --> 01:24:05,462 Oh, dear. 1358 01:24:05,830 --> 01:24:07,932 She knows that you're Daddy's mom 1359 01:24:08,032 --> 01:24:11,269 and that you make a world-famous pecan pie. 1360 01:24:11,368 --> 01:24:13,703 Uh, nah, I buy those. 1361 01:24:13,805 --> 01:24:15,840 Bu... but I can always heat it up. 1362 01:24:20,044 --> 01:24:21,411 You look well. 1363 01:24:22,980 --> 01:24:24,081 Thank you. 1364 01:24:30,221 --> 01:24:31,856 Is that your boyfriend? 1365 01:24:31,956 --> 01:24:35,458 No, he's... he's not my... he's not my boyfriend. 1366 01:24:38,930 --> 01:24:42,499 I... I don't think I can go to this. 1367 01:24:44,802 --> 01:24:45,970 Okay. 1368 01:24:47,004 --> 01:24:49,106 I have, um, tennis. 1369 01:24:49,207 --> 01:24:50,607 I'm taking lessons. 1370 01:24:51,809 --> 01:24:53,077 At... at night? 1371 01:24:53,845 --> 01:24:54,912 All the time. 1372 01:24:56,580 --> 01:25:00,885 Uh... he's very persistent. 1373 01:25:05,256 --> 01:25:06,590 Um... 1374 01:25:07,657 --> 01:25:09,693 Oh, well, just... one second. 1375 01:25:12,797 --> 01:25:14,098 Be right back. 1376 01:25:15,599 --> 01:25:19,036 Hey, uh, can I call you back in a... in a... 1377 01:25:23,241 --> 01:25:24,541 ...a second? 1378 01:25:32,749 --> 01:25:34,584 She... so she's doing well? 1379 01:25:35,485 --> 01:25:37,154 Oh, that... okay. 1380 01:25:37,255 --> 01:25:39,156 Tha... thanks so much, Bill. Yeah. 1381 01:25:39,790 --> 01:25:42,126 Alright I... I'll come by and I'll pick her up tomorrow. 1382 01:25:42,927 --> 01:25:46,396 Okay. Alright, bye. 1383 01:25:47,397 --> 01:25:48,431 - She's good. - Yeah? 1384 01:25:48,531 --> 01:25:49,767 - All good? - Yeah. 1385 01:25:49,867 --> 01:25:50,902 - Good. - Yeah. 1386 01:25:53,337 --> 01:25:54,604 Yeah. 1387 01:25:56,473 --> 01:25:57,808 Hi. 1388 01:26:09,287 --> 01:26:12,089 Whoa. Hey. Uh, um... 1389 01:26:14,392 --> 01:26:15,960 I'll show you upstairs. 1390 01:26:16,060 --> 01:26:17,128 Yeah. 1391 01:26:17,694 --> 01:26:20,064 So, this is Peanut's room. 1392 01:26:20,164 --> 01:26:21,399 It's, uh... 1393 01:26:21,498 --> 01:26:23,367 it used to be a makeshift office 1394 01:26:23,466 --> 01:26:25,303 and I would... Yeah, um, but then- 1395 01:26:25,403 --> 01:26:28,239 and then I turned it into the baby room. 1396 01:26:28,339 --> 01:26:30,540 The... the room... Room for the baby. 1397 01:26:30,640 --> 01:26:32,143 This is the bathroom, obviously. 1398 01:26:32,243 --> 01:26:35,745 Uh, so there's a... A shower in there and, um... 1399 01:26:36,713 --> 01:26:38,748 a sink and a... a toilet. 1400 01:26:39,350 --> 01:26:40,851 This is the bedroom. 1401 01:26:47,724 --> 01:26:50,460 Um... it's been a while. 1402 01:26:52,629 --> 01:26:54,865 We 100 percent don't have to do this. 1403 01:26:55,933 --> 01:26:57,134 But I want to. 1404 01:26:57,234 --> 01:26:58,501 - I want to. - Yeah. 1405 01:26:58,601 --> 01:27:00,137 - Okay. - Yes. I want to. 1406 01:27:17,654 --> 01:27:19,090 I have an idea. 1407 01:27:19,723 --> 01:27:21,158 - Whoa! - Oh, I'm sorry. 1408 01:27:21,258 --> 01:27:22,625 I'm so sorry. 1409 01:27:22,726 --> 01:27:24,128 That was a terrible idea. 1410 01:27:24,228 --> 01:27:26,330 - I just-I thought... - We should, uh, 1411 01:27:26,430 --> 01:27:27,865 we should think less. 1412 01:27:31,902 --> 01:27:33,371 Fancy. 1413 01:30:09,692 --> 01:30:11,195 Pink heart? 1414 01:30:11,694 --> 01:30:13,097 And what else did you draw? 1415 01:30:14,865 --> 01:30:17,301 - Who's that there? - It's Dad. 1416 01:30:17,401 --> 01:30:20,104 Oh, yeah? Is that Dad? 1417 01:30:20,905 --> 01:30:22,473 That's Daddy. Who's that? 1418 01:30:22,573 --> 01:30:25,009 - That's you. - That's me. 1419 01:30:25,109 --> 01:30:26,243 Where are you? 1420 01:30:44,762 --> 01:30:46,363 Honey, I just got an idea. 1421 01:30:47,031 --> 01:30:49,333 I'm gonna go get... Get a glue gun 1422 01:30:49,433 --> 01:30:51,835 and we're gonna put sparkles on the letters. 1423 01:30:51,936 --> 01:30:53,270 Does that sound good? 1424 01:30:53,370 --> 01:30:55,072 Yeah? Okay. 1425 01:32:15,519 --> 01:32:18,922 Simon and I once agreed that his 30th birthday 1426 01:32:19,023 --> 01:32:22,793 was the worst day of our entire relationship. 1427 01:32:22,893 --> 01:32:24,094 Um... 1428 01:32:24,194 --> 01:32:25,996 I forgot that it was his birthday, 1429 01:32:26,096 --> 01:32:29,166 and in an unforgiveable reversal of roles, 1430 01:32:29,266 --> 01:32:31,335 he brought me breakfast in bed. 1431 01:32:31,835 --> 01:32:33,437 Huevos Rancheros, muy caliente, 1432 01:32:33,537 --> 01:32:35,072 just the way I like it. 1433 01:32:35,172 --> 01:32:37,941 Um... which I proceeded to spill 1434 01:32:38,042 --> 01:32:40,444 onto our white, designer duvet. 1435 01:32:41,845 --> 01:32:43,782 I... I yelled at him... 1436 01:32:43,881 --> 01:32:46,150 for handing me my plate before I was ready. 1437 01:32:46,250 --> 01:32:49,153 And he locked himself in the study 1438 01:32:49,253 --> 01:32:51,689 and wrote a short story about a Mexican witch. 1439 01:32:54,358 --> 01:32:55,626 Um... 1440 01:32:55,726 --> 01:32:57,161 when I realized that I had forgotten 1441 01:32:57,261 --> 01:32:59,163 my husband's 30th birthday, 1442 01:32:59,263 --> 01:33:01,766 I decided to whip up a surprise chocolate cake. 1443 01:33:02,533 --> 01:33:06,136 Unfortunately, I somehow mixed my earring into the batter, 1444 01:33:06,236 --> 01:33:08,672 so Simon spent the remainder of his birthday 1445 01:33:08,773 --> 01:33:10,541 having emergency dental surgery. 1446 01:33:22,553 --> 01:33:23,654 Oh, yeah? 1447 01:33:35,065 --> 01:33:37,468 - I'm so sorry. - What do you mean? 1448 01:33:41,171 --> 01:33:42,774 - I can't. - Okay. 1449 01:33:45,810 --> 01:33:47,244 I can't. 1450 01:33:54,284 --> 01:33:58,021 Simon brought this up many times over many years. 1451 01:33:58,122 --> 01:34:03,227 But for some reason I never actually apologized. 1452 01:34:03,327 --> 01:34:07,731 Oh, no, I can't. I can't. 1453 01:34:11,468 --> 01:34:13,003 Um... 1454 01:34:14,505 --> 01:34:16,740 I was never very good at apologies. 1455 01:34:28,986 --> 01:34:31,488 I swore off men after the cancer. 1456 01:34:31,588 --> 01:34:33,157 Oh, my God. 1457 01:34:33,257 --> 01:34:34,958 - I didn't know you... - Oh, no, not the disease. 1458 01:34:35,058 --> 01:34:36,795 That's what I call my ex-husband. 1459 01:34:38,262 --> 01:34:40,097 So, you see, I am hardly the person 1460 01:34:40,197 --> 01:34:42,834 to ask for romantic advice. 1461 01:34:42,933 --> 01:34:45,369 Oh, I'm not... I'm not looking for... 1462 01:34:46,771 --> 01:34:49,573 it's casual with me and Owen. 1463 01:34:49,673 --> 01:34:51,308 Uh-huh. 1464 01:34:52,443 --> 01:34:54,645 Give me that. It's mine. 1465 01:34:54,745 --> 01:34:56,447 Hey, honey. Gentle. 1466 01:34:59,249 --> 01:35:00,717 The boy started it. 1467 01:35:02,686 --> 01:35:04,087 You know, I... 1468 01:35:05,522 --> 01:35:07,024 I have to wonder. 1469 01:35:08,325 --> 01:35:10,127 What do you think would've happened 1470 01:35:10,227 --> 01:35:13,530 if you had died and Simon had lived? 1471 01:35:14,965 --> 01:35:16,901 He would've been a great parent, 1472 01:35:17,000 --> 01:35:18,335 for starters. 1473 01:35:18,903 --> 01:35:20,404 Better than I am. 1474 01:35:20,839 --> 01:35:22,306 She's a wonderful girl. 1475 01:35:23,240 --> 01:35:24,975 Simon would've moved on, 1476 01:35:25,075 --> 01:35:26,510 that's for sure. 1477 01:35:28,345 --> 01:35:30,214 But everything would've been different. 1478 01:35:30,981 --> 01:35:32,917 I would've told him about the aneurysm. 1479 01:35:33,550 --> 01:35:35,486 We would've got through it together. 1480 01:35:36,253 --> 01:35:38,255 We would've had a plan, you know? 1481 01:35:40,023 --> 01:35:42,359 All Simon ever thought about, 1482 01:35:42,459 --> 01:35:45,162 all he cared about, was you. 1483 01:35:47,866 --> 01:35:49,166 So, just... 1484 01:35:49,266 --> 01:35:50,768 go after what you want. 1485 01:35:56,875 --> 01:35:58,408 Thanks for doing this. 1486 01:35:59,576 --> 01:36:01,745 - I know it's a bit weird. - It's not weird. 1487 01:36:03,347 --> 01:36:04,782 - It's not weird? - Nah. 1488 01:36:04,883 --> 01:36:06,450 - Is it weird? - Nah. 1489 01:36:07,751 --> 01:36:09,753 It's totally normal. 1490 01:36:09,854 --> 01:36:11,154 The guy I'm sleeping with 1491 01:36:11,255 --> 01:36:12,790 playing guitar at my husband's wake? 1492 01:36:15,359 --> 01:36:17,127 Guy you're sleeping with, huh? 1493 01:36:18,997 --> 01:36:20,430 Ouch. 1494 01:36:21,866 --> 01:36:23,400 You know what I mean. 1495 01:36:23,500 --> 01:36:24,535 Yeah. 1496 01:36:24,635 --> 01:36:26,403 W... we should move these off the stage. 1497 01:36:26,503 --> 01:36:28,272 - Owen. - I want you to hear 1498 01:36:28,372 --> 01:36:30,207 what it sounds like up here with the monitors on, okay? 1499 01:36:35,512 --> 01:36:39,216 Stop. No, no. You know what I mean. 1500 01:36:40,417 --> 01:36:41,618 Come here. 1501 01:36:50,193 --> 01:36:51,595 I'm an A-hole. 1502 01:36:55,934 --> 01:36:57,334 Maybe a tiny one. 1503 01:36:59,938 --> 01:37:02,539 A tiny A-hole? Is that worse or better? 1504 01:37:02,639 --> 01:37:04,641 I mean, it's... it's like this. 1505 01:37:06,209 --> 01:37:07,979 It's not good. 1506 01:37:08,512 --> 01:37:10,113 Can we please not think about it. 1507 01:37:10,213 --> 01:37:12,115 I don't wanna think about. 1508 01:37:13,750 --> 01:37:15,787 I'm sorry. 1509 01:37:28,766 --> 01:37:29,934 What are you humming? 1510 01:37:30,400 --> 01:37:32,235 - Hm? - What are you humming? 1511 01:37:34,005 --> 01:37:35,172 What is that? 1512 01:37:35,272 --> 01:37:37,407 It's stuck in my head. I, uh... 1513 01:37:38,076 --> 01:37:41,511 I have been playing around with some lyrics 1514 01:37:41,612 --> 01:37:43,580 and I thought that we could, 1515 01:37:43,680 --> 01:37:46,516 uh, maybe... maybe sing it last. 1516 01:37:46,617 --> 01:37:49,286 So, you've been playing around with lyrics to my song? 1517 01:37:51,856 --> 01:37:53,390 Huh? Hm? 1518 01:37:53,490 --> 01:37:55,225 - Isn't that a collaboration? - Shh. Shh. 1519 01:37:55,325 --> 01:37:57,661 I think, technically, that would be called... 1520 01:38:10,108 --> 01:38:11,575 God, I love you. 1521 01:38:22,719 --> 01:38:23,888 Um... 1522 01:38:30,661 --> 01:38:31,829 um... 1523 01:38:31,929 --> 01:38:34,364 if, uh, if you wanna back out, I understand. 1524 01:38:34,464 --> 01:38:36,034 I can accompany myself. 1525 01:38:36,134 --> 01:38:37,668 No, you can't. 1526 01:38:37,769 --> 01:38:40,637 Owen, it is too soon to be telling each other that we... 1527 01:38:40,737 --> 01:38:42,073 You introduced me to your daughter. 1528 01:38:42,472 --> 01:38:43,808 You showed up to my house. 1529 01:38:43,908 --> 01:38:45,175 Don't do that. 1530 01:38:45,275 --> 01:38:46,710 So, what... what? 1531 01:38:46,811 --> 01:38:49,013 Is this not going anywhere, or are we just screwing? 1532 01:38:49,113 --> 01:38:50,447 Screwing? 1533 01:38:51,748 --> 01:38:53,183 What? 1534 01:38:54,351 --> 01:38:55,920 Y... you make it sound like we're... 1535 01:38:56,020 --> 01:38:57,454 Having an affair? 1536 01:38:58,022 --> 01:38:59,957 That's what it feels like. 1537 01:39:00,058 --> 01:39:01,358 We are having an affair. 1538 01:39:01,926 --> 01:39:04,428 Don't you understand that? I am cheating on him. 1539 01:39:04,528 --> 01:39:06,530 He's dead, Carey. He's gone. 1540 01:39:06,630 --> 01:39:08,365 Don't say stuff like that. 1541 01:39:08,465 --> 01:39:10,367 It's true, it's been three years, 1542 01:39:10,467 --> 01:39:12,235 - and pain for you... - If you say move on, 1543 01:39:12,335 --> 01:39:14,471 I will punch you in the crotch. 1544 01:39:14,571 --> 01:39:16,273 I was gonna say be happy. 1545 01:39:20,243 --> 01:39:23,280 I'm sorry. I shouldn't have said that. 1546 01:39:24,381 --> 01:39:26,583 But you have nothing to feel guilty about. 1547 01:39:31,621 --> 01:39:32,757 I regret it. 1548 01:39:33,991 --> 01:39:35,059 Okay? 1549 01:39:35,726 --> 01:39:39,496 I regret giving you my card and I regret sleeping with you. 1550 01:39:39,596 --> 01:39:41,698 - That's nice. Thanks. - No, you're amazing. 1551 01:39:41,799 --> 01:39:43,300 You... you... 1552 01:39:44,869 --> 01:39:47,671 do things... That's not the point. 1553 01:39:47,772 --> 01:39:48,940 I'm so... 1554 01:39:50,307 --> 01:39:52,309 Everything was going so well. 1555 01:39:53,077 --> 01:39:54,311 My job was fine. 1556 01:39:54,411 --> 01:39:56,513 I'm a reasonably good mother. 1557 01:39:56,613 --> 01:39:58,216 I don't cry every day. 1558 01:39:58,315 --> 01:40:01,251 It took me so long to find my way, 1559 01:40:01,351 --> 01:40:02,586 and when I'm with you I just- 1560 01:40:02,686 --> 01:40:05,422 I feel like I'm... I'm lost. 1561 01:40:06,023 --> 01:40:07,557 What's wrong with being lost? 1562 01:40:23,740 --> 01:40:25,575 As many of you know, 1563 01:40:25,675 --> 01:40:28,645 today would've been Simon's 40th birthday. 1564 01:40:29,746 --> 01:40:32,183 I would probably have teased him for being old. 1565 01:40:32,984 --> 01:40:36,020 But he was also, undeniably, much too young. 1566 01:40:38,055 --> 01:40:39,589 Um, before we finish off 1567 01:40:39,689 --> 01:40:42,193 I would like to thank this amazing man, Owen. 1568 01:40:43,995 --> 01:40:46,563 For playing and singing so beautifully. 1569 01:40:46,663 --> 01:40:48,598 I couldn't have done this without him. 1570 01:40:49,267 --> 01:40:50,667 Any of it. 1571 01:40:53,271 --> 01:40:57,942 Uh, it's been three years since Simon and I started this. 1572 01:40:58,042 --> 01:41:01,344 I'm half proud and half horrified to say that, 1573 01:41:01,444 --> 01:41:03,446 even after throwing this party, 1574 01:41:03,547 --> 01:41:06,217 it still contains 2700 dollars. 1575 01:41:08,685 --> 01:41:10,888 The remainder of which will go towards a vacation 1576 01:41:10,988 --> 01:41:13,991 for myself and my daughter, Gretchen. 1577 01:41:14,457 --> 01:41:16,260 - Aw. - Gretchen, it... 1578 01:41:16,359 --> 01:41:19,329 How old are you? How old are you, Peanut? 1579 01:41:22,233 --> 01:41:23,600 Close enough. Yeah. 1580 01:41:23,700 --> 01:41:25,435 Um... 1581 01:41:29,739 --> 01:41:31,976 last but not least, uh... 1582 01:41:32,642 --> 01:41:34,779 I would like to thank Simon... 1583 01:41:35,478 --> 01:41:38,816 for bringing joy into my life for 12 years. 1584 01:41:39,516 --> 01:41:42,552 And the lives of everyone he met for 37 years. 1585 01:41:44,554 --> 01:41:46,356 Happy birthday, my love. 1586 01:41:57,400 --> 01:41:59,770 [Simon exhales sharply 1587 01:42:03,373 --> 01:42:04,942 Hey. 1588 01:42:05,977 --> 01:42:07,111 Hi. 1589 01:42:07,211 --> 01:42:08,745 When did you get home? 1590 01:42:10,014 --> 01:42:12,884 Since when did you take afternoon naps, old timer? 1591 01:42:12,984 --> 01:42:14,085 Hm. 1592 01:42:16,153 --> 01:42:18,388 I had a wicked headache. 1593 01:42:18,789 --> 01:42:20,091 Wicked. 1594 01:42:28,165 --> 01:42:29,633 Are you okay now? 1595 01:42:31,735 --> 01:42:32,837 Yeah. 1596 01:42:35,006 --> 01:42:36,573 Are yous okay? 1597 01:42:37,808 --> 01:42:39,877 Did, uh, today's headache damage 1598 01:42:39,977 --> 01:42:41,979 the grammatical part of your brain? 1599 01:42:46,183 --> 01:42:48,019 Oh, yes. 1600 01:42:48,518 --> 01:42:49,987 We's is fine. 1601 01:42:51,022 --> 01:42:52,189 Me and Rachel. 1602 01:42:52,290 --> 01:42:53,891 - Gretchen. - Rachel. 1603 01:42:54,591 --> 01:42:56,861 Too tired to fight. 1604 01:42:56,961 --> 01:42:58,628 Score! 1605 01:43:11,708 --> 01:43:13,443 Well, if anything ever happens to me... 1606 01:43:13,543 --> 01:43:15,313 I'm not having this conversation. 1607 01:43:15,413 --> 01:43:17,281 I want you to take a vow of celibacy. 1608 01:43:21,685 --> 01:43:24,255 You are the love of my life, you asshole. 1609 01:43:24,789 --> 01:43:26,623 That's five dollars, please. 1610 01:43:26,723 --> 01:43:30,227 It's in the kitchen, and it's already full, so... 1611 01:43:33,331 --> 01:43:34,564 I wouldn't want you to be alone, 1612 01:43:34,664 --> 01:43:36,033 you know that, right? 1613 01:43:41,205 --> 01:43:45,843 I swear I will never, ever love anyone else. 1614 01:43:50,815 --> 01:43:52,016 Hm... 1615 01:44:48,873 --> 01:44:50,107 Lost. 108461