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[ Man ]
One, two! One, two, three!
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Up next,
daring daylight robbery
at a municipal swimming pool.
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Ooh, this is it!
Turn me up.
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Earlier today,
a foul-mouthed bandit robbed
the municipal pool,
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making off with the contents
of over three lockers.
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More like three lockers
and a sink.
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Bender, did you have
something to do with this?
Of course not!
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Holy Spitz!
He's sporting
skintight Speedos!
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They don't leave much
to the imagination.
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Actually, on a robot,
they sorta do.
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One puny human got a look
at the robber--
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Here we go.
Here we go!
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Describing him as a short,
nasty, muscular--
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Yeah!
Make me famous, big head!
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Caucasian human male.
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- What?
- [ Gasps ]
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Hey, now what am I
supposed to watch
and drink all day?
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This is an outrage!
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What's the point of pullin'
the biggest pool caper ever
if nobody knows you did it?
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- Well, there's
the material rewards.
- You mean this junk?
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Whee!
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All I ever wanted
was for people
to remember my name.
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[ Sobs ]
It's Bender.
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Oh, fuff! Why bother
remembering anything?
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You're just going to forget it
five seconds later.
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It's so unfair.
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A debonair robot with a zesty,
in-your-face outlook,
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doomed to obscurity
like the rest of you,
especially Leela!
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[ Sobs ]
If I died tomorrow,
no one would even notice.
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Boy, I've never seen him
so down... or ever before.
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How does a nobody like me
get famous?
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[ Gasps ]
I know!
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Hey, look! I'm stuck,
but I haven't given up hope.
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Call a soft-news journalist.
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You're not stuck.
Shut up.
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** [ Dance ]
[ People Whooping,
Chattering ]
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Hey, everybody!
Do the Bender!
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This move's called
the Bender.
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** [ Stops ]
Yo, hot wheels.
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This circle's
about free expression,
not fascist moves!
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Whoa-oa-oa!
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[ Gasps ]
A blank wall!
Fame is mine!
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[ Rattling ]
[ Cackling ]
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[ Giggling ]
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[ Dog Barking ]
[ Grunts ]
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There! Now no one will forget
how I lived or my attitude
regarding butt.
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[ Vehicles Approaching ]
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All rights, ladies.
Let's flush these artist lofts
straights to hell!
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No!
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[ Men Laughing ]
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I'm the first one to work.
A new low.
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[ All ] Surprise!
[ Fry ]
Happy funeral, Bender!
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[ Gasps ]
A surprise funeral for me?
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We just wanted to
show you that you really
will be remembered.
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Now, if the deceased
will kindly take
his place of honor.
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Ooh! Cushiony.
And a mini bar.
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** [ "Funeral March":
Upbeat ]
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00:04:03,743 --> 00:04:07,314
Dearly beloved,
we are here today
to remember Bender,
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00:04:07,414 --> 00:04:09,317
taken from us
in the prime of life...
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00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:13,287
when he was crushed
by a runaway semi driven
by the Incredible Hulk.
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00:04:13,387 --> 00:04:16,290
Aw, you knew my favorite
cause of death.
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Now let us each remember
the best things about Bender
in our own way.
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Professor?
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[ Grunts, Coughing ]
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Your standard bending unit
is made of an iron-osmium alloy,
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but Bender was different.
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Bender had a .04 percent
nickel impurity.
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[ Sobs ]
It's what made me me.
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If you ever needed
a small package brought
into the country...
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without a lot of x-rayin'
and such,
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Bender always had
a free body cavity.
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Ah, the professor's
was better.
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Bender, shush.
You're supposed to be dead.
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Say more about how great I am.
And where's the cryin'?
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You people look like
you're waitin' for the bus.
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** [ High-pitched Note ]
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* Oh, Danny boy
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* The pipes, the pipes
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* Are calling
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Who-y boy?
* From glen to glen
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* And down-- *
Danny Boy?
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You're at my funeral
singing about some dead stiff
named Danny Boy?
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You really are
a massive bonehead!
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- I'm expressing my sorrow.
- Get lost!
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I'd say don't quit
your day job, but you're
awful at that too!
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- We're trying our best.
- Your best is an idiot.
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Let's pick it up, people.
So far it's been crap
after crap.
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I croaked.
Now show me some love.
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Bender was a truly special--
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Louder and sadder!
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[ Shouting ]
Bender was a truly special--
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Next!
[ Sobbing ]
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Dear Lord--
Oh, next!
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* Oh, Danny boy
Ohh!
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Come on! Surely
there must be someone here
who knows how great I was.
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00:06:00,827 --> 00:06:03,362
Yes, there is, Bender.
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00:06:03,463 --> 00:06:06,966
Bender was a lot of things
to a lot of people,
but looking back,
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00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:11,271
the number-one thing
I can say about him is this,
and simply this--
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Bender was my friend.
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00:06:14,742 --> 00:06:18,711
What? That's it?
Who are you? You're nobody!
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This is
the worst funeral ever!
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I hope you're all happy.
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You've succeeded
in convincing me
life is worth living...
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by showing how bad
my funeral will suck!
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[ Grunts ]
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I know whose funeral
we'll be attending next.
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Oh, stop!
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News, everyone!
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Today you're going
to Osiris Four...
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to deliver this enormous
sandstone block.
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I thought something
looked different in here.
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[ Angry Grumbling ]
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Hi. We have a giant stone
to deliver. Sign here.
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Ah, very nice.
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Much like the 10 million
identical stones already used
in the future tomb...
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of our great
Pharaoh Hamenthotep.
[ Leela ] Impressive.
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- Who's building it?
- You.
- Say again?
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You are now slaves of
the great Pharaoh Hamenthotep.
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Guards?
[ Shackles Clanking Shut ]
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Call it a hunch,
but I've got a bad feeling
about this.
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You know the worst thing
about being a slave?
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They make you work,
but they don't pay you
or let you go.
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That's the only thing
about being a slave.
Attention!
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You are now possessions
of the great
Pharaoh Hamenthotep,
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heir to the Tenth Dynasty,
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bringer of the good aspects
of the annual floods.
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00:08:07,086 --> 00:08:10,356
Incredible!
This place is just like
the ancient Egypt of my day.
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That is no coincidence,
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for our people
visited your Egypt
thousands of years ago.
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I knew it!
Insane theories, one.
Regular theories, a billion.
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We learned many things
from the mighty Egyptians,
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such as pyramid building,
space travel...
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and how to prepare our dead
so as to scare
Abbott and Costello.
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[ Chuckling ]
Also Wolfman.
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[ Wolf Whistle ]
Look at these
swanky tombs.
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These people really
know how to die.
Are you crazy?
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They worked thousands
of people to death to make
these stupid monuments.
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Hey, you spend your whole life
building a guy's toe,
you're gonna remember him.
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[ Screams ]
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I think I'm gonna
like it here.
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Yeah, I noticed your sign.
I thought I'd learn a bit
about your program here.
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What we do is make you
starve to death.
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[ Grunting ]
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One, two, three!
Pull!
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[ All Grunting ]
One, two, three!
Pull!
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[ Australian Accent ]
Ah, bloody chunder!
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Pick it up, people.
We're enslaved here
to do a job!
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Master, do we have to
count to three every time?
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Couldn't we just count to one?
Or better yet, one half?
Good idea, slave.
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- One half! Pull!
One half! Pull!
- Now we're slavin'.
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[ Grunting ]
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[ All Grunting ]
Come on, guys.
Pharaoh's counting on us.
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Work faster--
like this!
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[ Fast Grunting ]
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[ Panting ]
You call that
motivating me?
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Don't just whip
with your arms. The power
comes from your hips.
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- Like this! Ow!
- [ Panting, Grunting ]
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Bender, quit giving
the slave drivers pointers.
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Yeah, remember who
your real friends are.
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I'll tell you
who I remember!
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Anupsis! Pleotut!
What's-his-name!
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He was the greatest
of all.
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** [ Fanfare ]
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Pharaoh Hamenthotep
approaches!
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- [ All ] Ohh!
- ** [ Fanfare ]
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[ Rhythmic Grunting ]
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[ Gasping, Coughing ]
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Hurry, hurry!
Pharaoh's coming!
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Get that nose in place!
Come on!
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[ Loud Grunting ]
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Excellent work.
I am very proud
of all you slaves.
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[ All Grumbling ]
Whoo-hoo!
Viva Hamenthotep!
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And now I have
a grand announcement.
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In honor of your achievement,
you are all hereby--
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[ Gasping ]
No!
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[ Grunting ]
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Tell the slaves
they can all go.
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Go faster? I told them,
but they're so damn lazy.
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No. I mean
they are all free.
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Freeloading off you?
I agree.
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No. I--
[ Gasping ]
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Pharaoh Hamenthotep
is dead.
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[ Sobs ]
He's whippin' angels now.
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[ Inhales, Sighs ]
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[ All Grunting, Groaning ]
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We commend the body
of the great Hamenthotep...
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to the abode
of the damned.
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The damned good-looking.
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Pharaoh commanded me
to tell that joke
at his funeral.
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[ Grunting ]
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[ Sobs ]
I'll always remember you,
Hamenthotep!
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To equip Pharaoh
for his journey,
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we bury him with
his favorite possessions,
such as his heart and liver...
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and the many goods he left
in his royal garage.
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00:12:23,643 --> 00:12:27,246
Also, this bag of cats
our culture considers holy.
[ Meowing ]
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[ Screeching ]
[ Thuds ]
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* Pharaoh, my god king
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* You are cold
and deceased *
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* Are you still half insane
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00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:44,030
* P-P-P-Pharaoh
and his pets *
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00:12:47,299 --> 00:12:50,669
* But the years went by
and Pharaoh died *
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00:12:50,769 --> 00:12:54,040
* Susie went and joined him
in the afterlife-- **
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[ Grunts ]
[ Clattering ]
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Hamenthotep is gone.
The time to designate
a new pharaoh is at hand.
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00:13:01,981 --> 00:13:04,484
[ Crowd ]
Ooh!
[ Bender ] Wow.
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00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:07,988
At dawn tomorrow,
the high priest will consult
the Wall of Prophecy...
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to determine
Hamenthotep's successor.
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- Whoo!
- That concludes the funeral.
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00:13:15,761 --> 00:13:18,831
You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.
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00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:24,471
Can you believe it?
Pharaoh's dead!
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Yes, tonight
we are slaves to no one,
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except the rhythm.
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[ All Whooping ]
[ Leela ] Yeah!
Play those bongos.
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00:13:32,611 --> 00:13:37,017
I'm gonna spin
till I fall down!
Whoo-oo-oo!
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00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:39,186
[ Sinister Chuckling ]
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[ Barking ]
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We interrupt this
ancient prophecy to bring you
a late-breaking bulletin.
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[ Grunting ]
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Great Wall of Prophecy,
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reveal to us God's will
that we may blindly obey.
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00:14:11,018 --> 00:14:14,187
[ Together ]
Free us from thought
and responsibility.
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00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:16,523
We shall read things
off you.
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00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:18,524
Then do them.
224
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:20,961
Your words guide us.
We're dumb.
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00:14:21,061 --> 00:14:25,097
You know what else stinks
about being a slave?
The hours.
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00:14:25,197 --> 00:14:29,536
The prophecy is strange
and crudely drawn, at best.
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00:14:29,635 --> 00:14:32,871
It indicates
that we are here...
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00:14:32,972 --> 00:14:37,777
and our next pharaoh
is over there
near some... tents.
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00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:40,147
[ Bender ]
Those are weeds, jackass!
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00:14:40,246 --> 00:14:43,216
It's supposed to be
a river!
[ All Murmuring ]
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00:14:43,316 --> 00:14:46,619
Hey, I think I know
who the next pharaoh is.
Oh, Lord.
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00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:49,556
We hear your voice,
oh great Pharaoh.
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00:14:49,655 --> 00:14:53,493
Reveal yourself to us.
Behold!
234
00:14:53,592 --> 00:14:56,729
I have emerged from the place
of spells and fairies.
235
00:14:56,828 --> 00:14:58,730
[ Crowd Gasping ]
236
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:03,302
It is he, just as the Wall
of Prophecy prophesied.
237
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,304
[ Murmuring ]
238
00:15:05,404 --> 00:15:07,740
Long live Pharaoh Bender!
239
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:10,643
[ Together ]
Long live Pharaoh Bender!
240
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:12,745
This society
is a bunch of idiots.
241
00:15:16,582 --> 00:15:18,485
People of Osiris Four,
242
00:15:18,585 --> 00:15:21,587
please welcome a man
who started as a slave,
243
00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:24,957
but worked his way up
to lord of all creation,
244
00:15:25,057 --> 00:15:27,826
our new pharaoh...
Bender!
245
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,861
[ Crowd Cheering ]
246
00:15:37,636 --> 00:15:39,639
Citizens of me!
247
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:43,143
The cruelty of the old pharaoh
is a thing of the past.
248
00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:45,144
[ All ]
Hooray!
249
00:15:45,245 --> 00:15:48,014
Let a whole new wave
of cruelty...
250
00:15:48,115 --> 00:15:50,182
wash over this lazy land.
251
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:53,153
Yea! What?
What did he say?
252
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:55,388
Hear the word of Pharaoh!
253
00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:58,691
Build unto me a statue
of ridiculous proportion--
254
00:15:58,790 --> 00:16:01,293
one billion cubits
in height--
255
00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:05,032
that I might be remember-ed
for all eternity!
256
00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:07,033
And be quick about it!
257
00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:09,668
[ All Groaning ]
258
00:16:11,538 --> 00:16:14,407
[ Grunting ]
259
00:16:14,506 --> 00:16:18,544
- Lowly slave,
why are you not working?
- I am.
260
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,712
I meant
yourself to death.
261
00:16:20,812 --> 00:16:23,682
[ Groaning ]
Mighty Pharaoh,
it hurts when I breathe.
262
00:16:23,783 --> 00:16:27,386
Well, then what do you think
you should stop doing?
263
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:30,322
Crawl, pigs!
Ow! Ohh.
264
00:16:30,423 --> 00:16:33,192
The pharaoh has spoken.
265
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,402
[ Whip Cracking ]
266
00:16:53,613 --> 00:16:55,548
[ Grunting ]
267
00:17:01,587 --> 00:17:03,755
[ Bender ]
Your task is nearly completed.
268
00:17:03,855 --> 00:17:07,859
Don't let down
Pharaoh now.
269
00:17:14,300 --> 00:17:19,306
The great monument
is finished, oh Pharaoh,
and now... the unveiling!
270
00:17:19,405 --> 00:17:21,807
Hmm.
271
00:17:21,907 --> 00:17:24,243
Remember me!
272
00:17:25,244 --> 00:17:28,147
Remember me!
273
00:17:28,248 --> 00:17:30,150
Remember me!
274
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,484
Does it please you,
my lord?
275
00:17:32,585 --> 00:17:35,454
Mmm.
It's a good start.
276
00:17:35,555 --> 00:17:38,990
Uh, yeah,
it's definitely big,
all right.
277
00:17:39,092 --> 00:17:41,728
I just wonder
if it's too big,
you know?
278
00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:45,498
I mean, are people
gonna be remembering me
or the statue?
279
00:17:45,597 --> 00:17:48,800
But, sire, we made it
to your exact specifications.
280
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,903
Too exact,
if you ask me.
281
00:17:51,002 --> 00:17:52,971
Tear it down
and try again,
282
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:55,607
but this time
don't embarrass yourselves.
283
00:17:55,708 --> 00:17:58,177
[ Slurping ]
Ahh.
[ Muttering ]
284
00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:03,349
Wait--
[ Muffled ]
I'm really sorry, guys.
285
00:18:03,450 --> 00:18:06,618
Ladies and gentlemen,
the pharaoh suddenly died.
286
00:18:06,719 --> 00:18:08,621
[ All Cheering ]
287
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:16,328
- Good riddance.
- [ Bender Yelling ]
What about my service?
288
00:18:16,429 --> 00:18:18,498
[ Grumbling ]
289
00:18:18,597 --> 00:18:23,836
[ Grunting, Screaming ]
290
00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:27,440
[ Thuds, Groaning ]
291
00:18:28,807 --> 00:18:31,544
Bender, I really
hope that's you,
'cause if it isn't,
292
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:35,047
[ Wheezing ]
we're in trouble.
293
00:18:35,147 --> 00:18:38,218
You jerk!
Why'd you have to
drag us along?
294
00:18:38,317 --> 00:18:41,052
I wanted to watch you
remember me.
295
00:18:41,153 --> 00:18:43,990
[ Machines Clinking ]
296
00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:47,160
Did you really think
you'd need all this junk
in the afterlife?
297
00:18:47,259 --> 00:18:49,162
Afterlife?
[ Blows Raspberry ]
298
00:18:49,261 --> 00:18:52,999
If I thought I had to go
through a whole 'nother life,
I'd kill myself right now.
299
00:18:53,098 --> 00:18:56,035
Well, rot in peace.
Fry and I are leaving.
300
00:18:56,134 --> 00:18:58,637
Sorry, but we're
totally sealed in.
301
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:03,509
Nothing can get in or out...
except millions of snakes.
[ Screams ]
302
00:19:03,609 --> 00:19:06,712
Here, have a pomegranate
schnapps from my private
distillery...
303
00:19:06,813 --> 00:19:09,816
and start sharing
fond memories of me,
Bender.
304
00:19:10,849 --> 00:19:13,885
What proof is this--
some huge number?
305
00:19:15,188 --> 00:19:17,088
It's explosive.
306
00:19:17,190 --> 00:19:20,026
Maybe we could escape
by setting fire
to the distillery...
307
00:19:20,125 --> 00:19:22,729
and blowing this whole place
to rubble.
308
00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:27,700
Let's get
a little kindling going.
309
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:33,673
No! You can't
blow up my monument.
I won't be remembered.
310
00:19:33,772 --> 00:19:36,709
Oh, right.
How selfish of me.
311
00:19:36,808 --> 00:19:38,744
We'll just stay here
forever.
312
00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:42,781
Hey, Fry, remember
that robot Bender?
313
00:19:42,882 --> 00:19:45,285
Bend-er?
Doesn't ring a bell.
314
00:19:45,384 --> 00:19:47,686
- [ Gasps ]
- Did you hear something,
Leela?
315
00:19:47,787 --> 00:19:51,357
No, but I bet it wasn't
someone who was good
at stealing.
316
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:54,861
Stop it. Stop it!
It's not right!
You've crossed a line!
317
00:19:54,961 --> 00:19:57,896
- Hey, Leela,
you know who I remember?
- Oh, please let it be me.
318
00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:00,366
That guy who used
to bend things.
You know.
319
00:20:00,467 --> 00:20:02,034
- Me. Please.
- Hermes.
320
00:20:02,134 --> 00:20:04,471
All right, all right!
321
00:20:04,570 --> 00:20:08,307
If it means that much to you,
blow up my statue.
322
00:20:08,407 --> 00:20:11,310
Oh, Bender!
When did you come in?
323
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:15,146
Hold still.
[ Blubbering ]
324
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,324
Let's blow this tomb.
325
00:20:32,499 --> 00:20:34,467
[ Bender Yelling ]
326
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:38,170
Pharaoh Bender!
He once more walks
among the living.
327
00:20:38,270 --> 00:20:40,172
How we doin'?
[ Whimpering ]
328
00:20:41,773 --> 00:20:44,143
[ Beeping ]
329
00:20:52,183 --> 00:20:54,453
[ Statue ]
Remember me!
330
00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:57,789
[ Sobs ]
I will. I will.
331
00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,967
[ Sobbing ]
332
00:21:08,067 --> 00:21:11,170
Please,
just leave me alone.
333
00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:15,141
[ Loud Wailing ]
334
00:21:15,240 --> 00:21:18,444
Bender,
I understand your desire
to be remembered,
335
00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:20,446
but you don't need
a statue for that.
336
00:21:20,547 --> 00:21:22,449
[ Sniffles ]
I don't?
337
00:21:22,548 --> 00:21:27,019
No, you have your legacy
as a brutal, tyrannical
dictator,
338
00:21:27,118 --> 00:21:29,321
and that will outlive
any monument.
339
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:31,990
[ Sniffles ]
You really think
they'll remember me?
340
00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:33,992
Absolutely.
341
00:21:34,093 --> 00:21:37,296
Well, in that case,
one planet down.
342
00:21:37,396 --> 00:21:39,999
Helmsman, set course...
343
00:21:40,098 --> 00:21:42,034
for Earth!
344
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:47,138
[ Sinister Laughing ]
345
00:21:47,239 --> 00:21:50,343
[ Leela ]
That's not Earth.
[ Bender ] Oh.
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