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(gentle music)

[Gilbert Voice over]
No one's born bad.

(gentle music)

Like anything it takes practice.

(timer ringing)

And when you finally
realize that home

is not a place you stay
or can even find on a map,

bad becomes that warm place
where everything is possible.

(upbeat music)

♪ Raise a little hell,
raise a little hell ♪

♪ Raise a little hell ♪

♪ Raise a little hell,
raise a little hell ♪

♪ Raise a little hell ♪

- Good afternoon, Ma'am.
- Hi.

Why don't you open up those
drawers and take some things.

Put the money in the
briefcase please.

Come on.

No dye packs and
no silent alarms.

You understand?

- Yes, Sir.
- Okay.

♪ Raise a little hell ♪

Other drawer please.

Nice and easy.

Hey, don't worry.

Everything's gonna be okay,
I'm not gonna hurt you.

♪ If you know there's
something wrong ♪

♪ Why don't you right it ♪

All right, let's
go to the vault.

Go to the vault.

♪ Raise a little hell,
raise a little hell ♪

♪ Raise a little hell ♪

(bell ringing)

There you go.

(upbeat music)

Oh yeah.

Come to daddy.

♪ And there's really
nobody to blame ♪

[Operator]
Attention all units.

We have multiple reports
of a 1082 in progress.

Suspect is wearing a
red jacket and a cap.

He is armed.

(upbeat music)

Oh shit.

♪ Raise a little hell,
raise a little hell ♪

♪ Raise a little hell ♪

♪ Raise a little hell,
raise a little hell ♪

[Policeman] Don't move.

- I'm not moving sir.
- Stand still.

I didn't do anything.

[Man] You have the wrong guy.

Yes, I think I just
witnessed a, a bank robbery.

Yeah, I just witnessed
an armed robbery

at the Gold Crown Bank.

Son of a bitch
almost ran me over.

He was wearing,

I don't know, a red jacket.

He had blonde hair.

He's a long hair, hippie
motherfucker, I don't know.

And he was heading
west on the freeway.

He was headed east
towards Thamesford.

Okay.

You catch that cock sucker.

Bye.

And three, two, one.

(upbeat music)

♪ Raise a little hell,
raise a little hell ♪

(people speaking indistinctly)

Hey, how you doing?

Wonderful, you remember me?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, from
the last sermon reading.

[TV] Jobs, rising
incomes, opportunity,

they must be created day to day

through the enterprise
of free men and women.

For the poor.

Yes.

[TV] The more urgently
they need the growth

that only economic
freedom can bring.

That's right, you
tell 'em Ronnie.

(police sirens blaring)

(gentle music)

Just trying to figure
out what's going on here.

Oh, excuse me.

Like I told the other cop,

some dude gave me a coat and
a hat, that's all I know.

What's all the commotion?

There's a robbery
across the street.

What, really?

Oh my gosh.

Where's the cab line?

We cleared them all out.
Just keep moving.

Okay.

Well good luck.

(gentle music)

Go, go back again.
So you came out of the bank.

(car engine revving)

(dramatic music)

This for sale?

Yeah.

Beautiful.

You wanna take it for a spin?

No, no, I think I'll
just, I'll just take it.

Thanks.

I love it, thanks.

(upbeat music)

(car engine revving)

Oh, it's fast.

Thank you.

(car engine revving)

So he said 50 bucks if
you stood by the side door

instead of the front.

Oh my God, of course he did,

of course he fucking did.

White man knows that people
will use a different entrance

just to avoid donating.

Kept his escape route clear.

Is this him?

You're Robbery Homicide?

B and E, Detective Snydes.

Take a good look.

B and E's on a bank job?

Yeah.

I'm a fucking
jackoff of all trades.

Yes or no?

- No.
- No, great.

Anyone seeing this guy, anyone?

Hold on, hold on, let me see it.

Oh shit, yeah.

I think I saw him get
in a car and take off.

Fucker.

Yep, total fucker that,
that guy can't seem to catch.

Same fucker that assumed
the name Robert White man,

pulled 59 cash and jewel heists,

banking a cool
2.339 million bucks.

Why did I do it?

In this economy, shit,

why the fuck not.

(upbeat music)

[Attorney] Judge, this
is the story of a kid

who's never stood
a chance in life.

[Gilbert Voice over]
I always say

don't judge me by my past,

'cause I don't
live there anymore.

But I gotta say top five
courtrooms in my life so far.

I mean just look at the
crown moldings in here.

[Attorney] Gilbert deserves
a chance.

He deserves a break.

Here's the thing, nobody
likes growing up poor.

So for many of us that do,

it's only a matter of
time before you end up

on this side of the bench.

Hold on, here's the part where
my court appointed attorney

talks about how society made me

and how my parents abandoned me

and how life in foster
care never gave me the shot

or the family that I deserve.

The system ain't broke,
it was built this way.

Wait for it.

Because in my
opinion, your honor,

the system isn't broken,
it was built this way.

(gentle upbeat music)

Gilbert Galvan Jr.,

with check fraud being
a non-violent offense,

I hereby sentence
you to 18 months

at the St. Joseph's
Correctional Facility.

[Gilbert Voice over]
Yeah, that's fair.

But you know,

it's not how many
times you fall down.

It's how you pick
yourself back up.

And that's exactly what I did.

Kinda.

(upbeat music)

Two of my favorite words,

minimum security.

♪ C'mon, baby, let's shake ♪

But my top three,

(car engines revving)

Welcome to Canada.

(gentle music)

(birds chirping)

When things go south,
sometimes you gotta go north.

And in this case, Ottawa
was about as far north

as I could get.

That's good.

Thank you, Sir.

(truck engine revving)

(gentle music)

Fuck.

[Gilbert Voice over]
Escaped convict

never reads well on a resume.

And since crime didn't
pay, like it used to,

I had to see how going
straight would cash out first.

(gentle music)

Sir, can you spare some change?

I got nothing.

You and me both, pal.

How you doing?

I have a college degree
and I sell popsicles.

What can I do for you?

What can I do for you?

I haven't ridden a
bike for a while,

but they say it's like
riding a bike, so.

I like it.

Funny.

Good.

You here for the job?

Yes, Sir.

Yes I am.

Do I get to wear one of these?

Just fill this out and
I'll need some form of ID.

Oh,

ID.

I left my ID in the car.

I'll be right back.

[Gilbert] Shit.

Hey, you got an ID
in that wallet?

Yeah, why?

I'll give you two bucks for it.

$2, get outta here, it's my ID.

Give you five bucks.

Alright, I'll give you
10 bucks for it.

22.

22?

Okay, fine.

Hurry up, hurry up.

Alright.

[Gilbert Voice over]
Oh, Canada.

[Robert] Guess you're me now.

Robert White man.

I guess I am, thank you.

Okay, there you go.

Mr. Robert White man.

Really excited about this job.

Yeah, me too.

I love the vests.

(gentle music)

(car horns honking)

(insects chirping)

(dog barking)

[Gilbert Voice over]
Most escapees

get caught within
the first 72 hours.

And it's usually in a stolen car

or a girlfriend's apartment.

A church run hostel
with free boarding

rarely makes headlines.

(door knocking)

(door knocking)

(insects chirping)

Hello.

(gentle music)

Sorry.

No ins after 11.

What is it like 11:01?

Which is exactly why
I can't let you in.

Sorry.
- What?

Come on, I thought the church's
doors were always open.

Well, even God
has his limitations.

God would let me in.

You know God?

Yeah.

Oh yeah?

Yeah.

Please.

(gentle music)

(insects chirping)

All right, all right, all right,

hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.

Thank you.

- Yeah.
- Thank you.

[Andrea] It's just up here.

Wow,

It's five star.

No booze, no drugs.

No fun.

(Gilbert laughing)

Understood.

Your name?

Robert White man.

Mm-hmm.

Birthplace?

[Gilbert] Calgary.

Reason for coming out East?

Just passing through.

I have some work
lined up, back home,

but I got some temp
stuff here now.

Good.

Yep, like Mom always said,

I'm not perfect, but I'm enough.

"Bad things happen
to good people."

You've read Kushner.

(gentle music)

Yeah.

Wife, family?

Nope.

But I'm available.

(Gilbert laughing)

Here.

Any available bed in that room.

Okay, and what was your name?

Andrea Hudson.

[Gilbert] Andrea Hudson.

Goodnight Mr. White man.

Great night.

Miss, was it Miss. Hudson?

Yeah.

Okay, great.

(upbeat music)

Hi ladies, Popsicle?

Oh, come on.

Come on, come on, come on.

Just have one.

You have one, come
on, come on, come on.

Popsicles.

You want a Popsicle?

Is it the vest?

Okay, thank you.

Have a good day.

There you go.

Want one?

(door knocking)

♪ Hey we both knew the crime ♪

Hey.

No ins after 11, White man.

Come on.

Come on.

No.

You couldn't keep me
out, even if you tried.

Oh my God.

Okay, there we go.

Perfect.

Please.

Ah, thank you.

Here we go.

Talking.

Take care.
Have a good day.

Thank you so much.

Can I keep the change?

Thank you.

(upbeat music)

Popsicles.

Hey, how you doing?

You want a Popsicle?

- No thanks.
- Hot out.

(upbeat music)

♪ Takes, takes,
takes, takes, takes ♪

♪ Making it work ♪

(birds chirping)

Good morning, Jerry.

What's going on?

They're downsizing to
focus on their trucks.

What?

You gotta be shitting me.

Well, okay, so,

can I at least
get my last check?

Wish I could help,
but no severance.

What do you mean?

So you're not gonna pay me?

You owe me like 200 bucks.

Sorry man.

What the fuck?

Oh my God come on.

No, no, no, no, no, no,
no, Jerry, please come on.

I mean, what am I
supposed to do now?

Come on.

Same thing I'm doing,

find a new job.

You know what?

You can keep your rainbow,
fucking purple, yellow, orange

fucking vest.

You know what?

No I'm gonna keep the vest.

I'm keeping it.

Fuck you, Jerry.

My name's Ben.

[Gilbert] Fuck you, Ben.

(upbeat music)

♪ Luv & kisses ♪

♪ A terrible thing ♪

(crowd cheering)

♪ (indistinct lyrics) ♪

♪ Luv & kisses ♪

♪ Don't make you hot ♪

♪ Spins your mind ♪

♪ And be damned if
it sins your God ♪

♪ She's fine, drink your wine ♪

♪ Giving it all ♪

- Hey.
- [Gilbert] Hey.

What can I get you?

You got anything in
a complete blackout?

I've got a baseball bat.

Let's start with a beer.

Sure.

(upbeat music)
(crowd cheering)

[Man] Hey darling, another
round over here, huh?

[Gilbert Voice over]
Every city has its king.

The guy who has
everyone in his pocket

without them realizing
he has a hand in theirs.

In Ottawa, that
guy was Tommy Kay.

I just didn't know it yet.

Stash house got raided,

Riley says he's got cops,
landlords, bill collectors,

knocking down his door.

He needs more time.

Well like I always say,

kill him with success,
bury him with a smile.

And if that doesn't work,

we always got two hands,
eight knuckles, one outcome.

Here.

You tell Riley and the
rest of those pukes,

if they're ever late again,
they won't hear me knocking.

(upbeat music)

(crowd cheering)

Got you, Boss.

Yeah.

Anyone says money
can't buy happiness

can transfer it to my account.

(laughing)

Hey, you got a problem, pal?

Who me?

[Dave] Yeah.

No, Sir.

It's more of a drinking
situation than a problem.

I meant no disrespect.

Call that a bullet dodged.

Yeah I'm bulletproof.

Excuse me.

(crowd cheering)

Hey, hey, hey,
fellas, how's it going?

Hey, how's the
criminal empire coming?

Well, there's no crime
in drinks and dancers.

Well, I guess you can't
fit laundering lone shark

in the marquee right.

I don't even know how
to spell those words.

But I bet your boss
would hate to hear

that you're harassing me
without a warrant again.

Unless you have one.

Not yet.

No,

but it's coming.

Give me a heads up.

Yeah, I'll let you know.

I'll assume the position.

Oh fuck me.

Eat your money.

Get me an asteroids
in here will you.

Looks like a loser.

(gentle music)

(insects chirping)

Hey you.

(chuckling)

12 is way past 11 White man.

Yeah, I didn't
come here to sleep.

(upbeat music)

[Gilbert Voice over] I never
thought I'd come to Canada

to find the American Dream,

but things have a funny
way of working out.

It felt like the
chance to stop running

and start walking straight.

Hope, was starting
to look good on me.

And it was all thanks to her.

♪ I lose myself to her ♪

Is there anything I
should know about you?

Like what?

Well, do you have any goals?

[Gilbert] Yeah.

Fun facts?

Dead bodies in the basement?

Dead bodies?

Not that I know of,
no, I don't think so.

Well, no, no.

Okay.

What about your family?

Well, my Pops lives out West.

He's the one that got me
the job that I'm waiting on.

My mother, haven't
seen her for a while.

She left us a long time ago.

You ever try and find her?

It's complicated.

But this job, this job
could be something.

- Yeah?
- Oh yeah.

And once I save up enough money,

I'm headed straight
to The Bahamas

and I'm gonna buy me a
bar right on the beach.

That's what my goal is.

Yeah.

Sounds fun right?

Yeah.

What about you?

Yeah, both my parents have
been gone for a few years now,

so, it's just me.

I'm sorry.

Yeah, it's okay.

You know, like a
lot of people too,

it just, it was hard.

Once the banks hiked the
rates and they took our house.

I just, never really
recovered after that.

The house always wins right?

Not always, but yeah.

That's why I'm focused
on finishing my degree.

I wanna be a social
worker, help people.

I think people need
to help themselves, no?

Well, some can't 'cause
the system's rigged.

"People need people."

Ask Streisand.

Yeah.

(both laughing)

Like you and me, we
need each other, right?

(laughing)

You know, if you're
trying to get in my pants,

you don't have to
use that charm talk.

(Gilbert laughing)

You know what my motto is?

What's that?

Sell no shit.

[Woman] Whenever you're ready.

Thank you.

No, no, no, I cannot
let you do that, please.

No one lets me do
anything, all right.

Woman up.

I'm paying you back.

Okay.

(gentle upbeat music)

I love this song.

(gentle upbeat music)

♪ With my love ♪

♪ I will bring to you ♪

♪ Every joy the world can give ♪

♪ With my love ♪

♪ I'll bring strength to you ♪

♪ Every day ♪

♪ You may be there ♪

♪ In my arms you forget ♪

♪ That tears ever fell ♪

♪ From your eyes ♪

♪ With my love to share
through the years ♪

♪ You will see
no cloudy skies ♪

♪ With my love ♪

(dog barking)

Hey you, hey you.

How you doing mutt?

Goddess.

(gentle music)

Andy.

Yeah, just a minute.

Okay.

[Gilbert Voice over] As
much as you can change,

the past is always
gonna catch up and say,

it's not quite
done with you yet.

But this time, it
wasn't about me.

Oh shit.

[Gilbert Voice over] It
was about protecting her.

Come on, let's go eat, go eat.

(gentle music)

(people speaking
indistinctly on TV)

[TV] All right, and Gerald,
show us what we have.

(people speaking
indistinctly on TV)

(gentle music)

[Gilbert] Hey, el vino?

Oh, no, I'm okay.

[Gilbert] Yeah.

Yeah.

You okay?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Hey,

you know?

(gentle music)

Yeah, I love you too.

We need to talk.

Yeah.

Yeah?

Yeah.

I'm gonna be heading
out West tomorrow

for that job just
for a little bit

until I can make this all work.

It is working.

No, it is, of course it is, but.

So are you going to work
or are you just running away?

Come on, I'm working
just for a couple of weeks.

Sell no shit.

I swear to God.

Okay, this isn't the end,

it's just a little
pause for now.

Okay?

Okay.

Did you wanna talk
about something?

Oh, it was nothing.

(people speaking
indistinctly on TV)

(gentle music)

(birds chirping)

[Gilbert Voice over] If
the cops were gonna be

looking for me out East,

then it only made
sense to head west.

Besides, I'd already used my
get outta jail free card.

Unemployment is
pretty high these days,

so there aren't that many jobs,

only people making
cash in banks,

loan defaults, jacked
interest rates, foreclosures.

You know how it is.

Oh, here's one.

Part-time dishwasher?

That doesn't even
pay minimum wage.

I have no residence,
I can't get welfare.

I'd give you my job if I could.

[Gilbert] I'm here for
the dishwasher position.

Ah, sorry, man,
I filled that this morning.

Seriously.

I don't know what you
want me to tell you.

They told me that
there was a spot.

People need work.

You seem like a
nice guy, good luck.

[TV] A president's
greatest responsibility

is to protect all our
people from enemies,

foreign and domestic.

Here at home, the worst
enemy we face is economic.

The creeping erosion of
the American way of life

and the American Dream
that has resulted

in today's tragedy of economic
stagnation and unemployment.

Come on, please.

[Man] No, listen to your mother.

(people speaking indistinctly)

(gentle music)

(gentle upbeat music)

(police sirens blaring)

(people speaking indistinctly)

(telephone ringing)

Hello.

Robert, is that you?

Yeah, it's me.

Where are you?

Vancouver.

Realizing that this is probably
the longest week of my life.

Just being away from you.

Then come home.

I will.

When?

I don't know, soon,
maybe a couple of weeks.

(gentle music)

Robert, I'm pregnant.

With a baby?

I can do this on my own,

I just, I thought
you should know and.

We're gonna be a family?

Is that what you want?

Yeah.

Yeah, you know that I do.

Oh my God, you're gonna
be the best mother

and I'm gonna be a fucking dad.

Are you kidding me?

Oh, we are gonna give this kid

the best home and family
anybody has ever seen, babe.

Listen, home will
be wherever we are.

Just do whatever you
gotta do to get back okay.

I will.

Okay, I gotta go, I gotta go.

And I will call you
soon okay, I love you.

Bye.

(birds chirping)

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

I'm gonna be a.

(gentle music)

Hey, I'm gonna be a dad.

I'm gonna be a dad.

Holy shit.

I'm gonna be a dad.

(truck engine revving)

Holy shit.

(gentle upbeat music)

You an actor?

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

I'm an actor, starving actor.

Got an audition
for a play tomorrow

and trying to go in character.

Not really sure what
I'm gonna do yet.

Yeah, I hear you.

Hey, is there a chance
that I could borrow something

and leave you my ID and then
bring it back after I'm done.

(gentle upbeat music)

(telephone ringing)

Hi, how come no one stopped me

when I came around the corner?

Bill Bonnie,
institution security.

I'm here for a routine checkup

and I'm wondering if I
could speak to your manager.

There's not enough
in budgets these days.

So we rely on the local
guards for security.

So, I could a just walk
right in and outta here.

Well, we haven't
had any problems yet.

Yet?

Okay, let's say somebody
does get back here

and they say, "Open the vault."

What do you say?

We comply.

He says, "Don't
give me a dye pack."

We don't give him one.

He says, "Don't press
the silent alarm."

We don't press it.

And if you have any
other questions,

you can talk to Jessica
our assistant manager,

she'll be happy to help.

Okay.

Great, great.

Good stuff.

- Okay.
- Thanks.

(knocking )

- Hey.
- Hello.

I understand you
guys do the security

for all the banks in the area.

Right, it's true.

Mind if I give you my resume?

No, I'm sorry,
we are not hiring.

- Oh.
- So sorry.

Well, that's too bad.

[Man] Yes.

How many guys do
you have on per day?

Maybe you could use another.

Ah, I am very sorry.

No, I'm here Monday to Wednesday

and the other guy, he is
here straight to Saturday.

I'm a martial artist.

Yeah, specializing in
like hand to hand combat.

Registered to carry side arm.

- No?
- Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

[Man] Very impressive.

Ah, thank you, thank you.

Unfortunately,
no one is leaving.

[Gilbert] Okay.

I am sorry.

No, that's fine.

Things change.

So why don't you go ahead

and just pass it onto
your boss for me.

Thank you.

Merci.

Enchanté, it's me, Michel
down at the Royal East,

just spoke with the boss

and he said that they're
cutting back shifts.

They won't need you tomorrow.

Motherfucker did say that
he would be making it up

in the Christmas bonus.

So I guess that's good.

Okay.

Très bien. Au revoir.

(gentle upbeat music)

All right, continuing
on special effects makeup.

Okay, so we've covered the eyes,

we've covered the ears.

Now on to the nose.

Polyurethane works great.

But in a pinch,

melt Vaseline with candle wax,

and you're on your way.

(people speaking indistinctly)

[Gilbert] You were
great, thank you so much.

(gentle music)

Is that all for you today?

All right, that's good.

All right, it's nice to see you.

See you next time.
Have a good day.

(people speaking indistinctly)

Hi, can I help who's next?

Hello.
- Hi Jessica, how are you?

Great, how can I help you?

Well if you could just go ahead

and take a look at
that for me, please.

Oh, need your help here.

I can't...

Don't?

Oh, it says, don't scream.

Empty your drawers.

(laughing)

Oh.

Don't bother with the
silent alarm, no dye packs.

Cops will be here in
two to five minutes.

You'll be safe then,
if you're cool now.

I can't.

Yeah, yeah, you can.

Come on.

You can do it.

You can do it, come on.

(dramatic music)

(people speaking indistinctly)

Okay.

Oh, man's that's a lot of...

Is that okay?

[Gilbert] Yeah, you got more?

No.

Oh wow.

Where do we put it?

What?

Do you have like a bag?

What?

Oh shit, I don't, I don't.

Do you have
something, like a bag?

(dramatic music)

(people speaking indistinctly)

Oh, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Awesome.

(people speaking indistinctly)

That's good, that's
good, good job.

You're doing great.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Sometimes these things don't...

Just hold it.

You hold it, you hold
it and I'll zip it.

Oh.

You got.

Oh God, okay, thank you.

How's that?

Okay. Good.

How'd I do?

Work on your penmanship,
it's really...

Well, you did great.
Thank you.

- Thank you.
- All right.

Have a good day.

(door bell ringing)

(car horns honking)

How'd it go?

What?

The audition.

Oh, oh, oh,

good, I think.

I could have been better
prepared probably,

but I don't know.

You know I tried this
weird speech impediment.

I'm not sure it worked.

But you know, fingers crossed.

And thank you for these.

Of course.

And I talked a lot about you.

Thank you.

Yeah, you're welcome.

So, can I use your bathroom?

(dramatic music)

Oh my God.

Oh my, fuck yes.

(gentle upbeat music)

Hey, what do you think?

Pretty good, right?

Hey, you available?

(people speaking indistinctly)

(gentle upbeat music)

I forgot that I gotta,
I gotta go poop.

(people speaking indistinctly)

(gentle upbeat music)

Sock.

Yeah baby.

Okay.

Sir, Sir.

Yeah.

We don't scan carry
on on domestic flights.

You can move on through.

Oh.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Okay then.

(gentle music)

[Announcer] Attention
passengers, Flight 492 with

service to Ottawa International
Airport is now boarding.

Sir, Air-o-plan?

Miss, Air-o-plan?

Wait another Crown,
please and thanks.

- Right away, Sir.
- Thank you.

Would you like to sign
up for our Air-o-plan card?

It's a credit card
and air miles in one.

Air miles?

It's a frequent
flyer program, Sir.

The more you use the card,

the more points you
get toward flights

and of course cocktails.

Ooh, who could say no to that?

(Gilbert laughing)

(airplane engine roaring)

[Announcer]
Arriving passengers,

please be sure to
collect all baggage

before leaving the terminal.

(people speaking indistinctly)

Robert.

(both laughing)

You're never gonna cut
on me again, right?

Never, I promise you.

And tomorrow I'm gonna prove it.

How?

Well I can't tell you
all my secrets now, can I?

No.

Oh, I can't forget this.

Come on, car's this way.

My wife's rings,
necklaces and bracelets,

bastard even took my shotgun.

So, where do we go from here?

Oh, they steal here,
they fence over in Vanier,

they sell at another
county or in the States.

Recovery's low, okay,
it's extremely low.

Okay, it's extremely low.
- It doesn't have to be.

Detective Ray Hoffman,
Vanier B and E.

That's quite the
super bush cut, buddy.

Dress for the job you want.

Been trying to get a hold
of you for a few weeks.

Give me a sec.

Yeah, sure.

They said you weren't
much of a desk guy.

So I thought I'd
catch you in action.

Sounds like you guys are
having as much luck as we are.

Yeah, well they keep
cutting funding

'cause we're not
delivering the numbers.

Getting more pink slips
now than convictions.

Waiting on mine.

How can I help you?

8,224 robberies nationwide.

It's the most in
the entire world.

The Capital alone's seen B and
E's double since last annum.

Despite where our
government says,

we're not winning.

I don't think I've
ever heard anyone

use the word annum out loud.

It must be equally frustrating

with our overlapping cases

to not have access to
one another's resources.

Same perps moving in
and out of our cities,

same red tape covering
both our departments.

Understatement.

So what are you saying
you want join forces?

We'll create a new one.

Like a task force?

Look, from what I found,
there's three top fences

for everything stolen,

with the name that keeps
coming across my desk

is Tommy.
- Tommy Kay.

I know, I know.

Down at The Playmate, I know,

even this break-in right here

has got all the Tommy hallmarks,

guns and jewelry stolen and all
the electronics left behind.

- Both have higher resale.
- Yeah.

By my estimation,

70% of everything stolen
moves through him.

We bring him down it all falls.

You you're gonna
need more manpower,

major funding and a
fucking kick ass proposal.

(people speaking indistinctly)

(birds chirping)

Elwood, I think we just
got our mission from God.

It's Hoffman.

No, Elwood, Blues Brothers.

You know, Belushi, Aykroyd...

Okay, we'll work on that.

(Gilbert laughing)
- [Andrea] It's true.

This is a nice
neighborhood, right?

What are you up to?

What do you mean,
what am I up to?

Okay.

- We're out for a walk.
- Uh huh.

Oh, I like this place.

Whose place is this?

Ours?

What?

(Gilbert laughing)

What?

No.

[Gilbert] Yep.

Wow.

Yeah, well, come on, we
don't have enough money

to rent this.

Who says we're renting?

[Gilbert Voice over]
All right,

I know what you're thinking

that new homeowner
smile on my face

is 'cause I must be
rolling in it, right?

Wrong.

The average bank job only
nets you about 20 grand.

You know how fast you
can burn through 20 Gs.

Look no further than
this house right here.

New baby, new start, amazing
things for an amazing woman.

- Really?
- Yep.

What, how?

Well I reconnected
with my Pops out West

and he hired me as a...
(door knocking)

Come on in.

He hired me as a
security analyst.

So I'll be flying
back and forth a lot,

but I think it's
worth it, right?

What exactly are you doing?

So I'll be going into businesses

and assessing their weaknesses.

Oh yeah, right over there
boys, thank you, thank you.

Yeah, so I go into
companies and I help them.

I teach them how to, you
know, improve their security,

prevent crime, things like that.

Really?

Yeah.

Well when do I get to meet him?

Well, you know, he
doesn't really believe

in the whole living together
before marriage thing.

He thinks we're sinners.

He's kind of a commie that way.

So when are we
gonna get married?

I'm just kidding, I'm kidding.

(both laughing)

Is this real wood?

(telephone ringing)

You're very fast when
you look through it.

I mean, 'cause it's a lot
of work went into that.

I'm just saying.

Definitely well put together.

It is, it is, yeah.

And, and you know, these guys,

they keep popping up like ants.

So that gives us the
resources that we need

so we can tail them
to their fences.

I mean, we have to
prove the source, right?

I get that.

It's just, there's not enough
in the budget to fund this.

We'll cut corners, okay.

We have no issue with that.

Even then.

You don't have to
pay us overtime.

It's fine.

Maybe if we had a bigger
success rate ahead of time,

this would be a lot easier
sell to the boys upstairs.

That's what's gonna
give us the bigger rate

and make you look even
more like the rock star

than you already are.

Okay, okay, remember why
we got into this, okay.

Let's do that.

And we can only do
that if we do this.

Okay, just pass it on.

They say no, they say no,
I don't bring it up again.

If I pass this on, you'll leave?

Up, up, up, up.

- [Man] Promise?
- Promise, see that right there.

- [Man] You're gone?
- Fucking rock star.

(upbeat music)

Strengths, weaknesses,
opportunities, threats.

That's business 101, mutt.

[Gilbert Voice over]
Since you can't really

get a bank loan to rob a bank,

I was gonna have to find a
different kind of credit union.

And because I like to spend
faster than I could steal,

I was gonna need an
appointment pretty soon.

♪ Karma, karma, karma,
karma, karma chameleon ♪

♪ You come and go,
you come and go ♪

♪ Loving would be easy if your
colors were like my dreams ♪

♪ Red, gold and green,
red, gold and green ♪

Look at this shit.

An entire generation
robbed of real music.

Fuck, it's just a fucking side
show to distract you

from the fact that the
music actually sucks.

I mean guys like
Sinatra, Armstrong,

fucking even Lennon, yeah.

They didn't fuck about
with any of that.

I was nose bleeds at
Carnegie Hall in '74.

Sinatra was so far away,

you couldn't even tell
what color his tie was.

But that didn't matter.

'Cause when you heard him

then you knew.

♪ Karma, karma, karma,
karma, karma chameleon ♪

Now that, that was music.

I mean what the fuck
is a Boy George?

He's a lovely man
who cross dresses.

Times are changing, love.

♪ Loving would be easy if your
colors were like my dreams ♪

Yeah.

♪ Red, gold, and green ♪

See, the problem is
nobody listens anymore.

It's like words don't matter.

But mine do.

More often than not,

it's a man's mouth
that breaks his nose.

But in your case,
it's your fucking ears.

Zip it, no.

Listen, my terms were not only
fair, they were pretty clear.

♪ Not my rival ♪

Don't be late again, all right.

Here, clean yourself
up, get outta here.

Fuck.

Drive safe.

(Dave laughing)

Music was better when
the dinosaurs roamed.

I agree.

Video definitely
killed the radio star.

♪ You come and go ♪

Where'd you come from?

Who are you?

I'm Robert White man.

I want some capital
for an out of town job.

And I hear that you are the guy

that I'm supposed to talk to.

(laughing)

You're a narc, yeah.

He's a narc, right?
- He's definitely a narc.

- [Gilbert] I'm not a narc.
- [Tommy] He's a narc, right?

[Gilbert] No, no,
no, no, not a narc.

This guy's definitely a narc.

Bishop, your nose, dear.

♪ You come and go ♪

I wanna show you something.

Come here.

They can come.

- Well where are we going?
- Right over here.

- Over here.
- Yeah.

Right.

(gentle music)

Do you see that
bank right over there?

[Tommy] Yeah.

I can get in and
out in three minutes.

And do what?

Rob it.

Bullshit.

You wanna bet?

If you need money, why
can't you just steal it?

Because I need more
than the average haul

and I don't wanna be
knocking over every bank

in the same town that I live.

Three minutes.

Three minutes, for 10,000 bucks.

I'll pay it back,
20% over six months.

30% over five months.

(dramatic music)

Deal.

Set your watch.

Hey this is a Rolex pal.

You got some balls, huh?

Yeah, I got two.

Hey, hey, don't come back
in the front door, okay, okay.

Okay.

(dramatic music)

Is this really happening?

He's going to the loo.

I guess he must be nervous.

(laughing)

That motherfucker.
- Is this really happening?

50 bucks says he gets japped.

Yeah, I'll take that money.

(dramatic music)

He's taking too long.

Told you.

[Gilbert] Fuck.

(dramatic music)

What the fuck?

Fuck.

There you go.

Fuck, there's money
in construction.

[Gilbert] Happy New Year.

You're late, three
minutes and 12 seconds.

Come on, you're
busting my balls.

Just the left one.
Hey, sit down.

How many times you've done this?

Well, that would be my second.

I've been casing it
for a while though.

You see in the States
they got armed guards

at every bank
around the country.

But in Canada, it's like
John Candy with fucking mace.

Could we get a drink?

- Oh, Linda.
- Yeah.

Set us up with
some Crown, please.

Got it.

Oh Dave, can I
have a minute here?

Thanks buddy.

How many more of those
do you think you can do,

just like that?

Well, I mean
there's 5,890 branches

across the country, so.

Oh, so I guess,

hey, we're gonna be
having a lot of drinks.

Hey, you got the money,
I got the time buddy.

I'm in.

Oh, thank you.

- Thank you.
- Thank you, Linda.

Hey, to partners and rye.

Partners and rye.

(upbeat music)

(airplane engine roaring)

Hi.

♪ Revving up my engine ♪

♪ Like a 747 love was shining
like you won't believe ♪

♪ What a scene ♪

♪ Revving up my engine baby ♪

♪ Like a 747 love was shining
like you won't believe ♪

Hey.

Can I ask you a favor?

♪ Gonna take my silver dollar ♪

♪ Change it into quarters
shove it in the record machine ♪

(airplane engine roaring)

So the guys like, "Yeah,
what are you gonna do?"

He's like, "What are you
doing with the monkey?"

You know, "You can't
have monkeys here."

Thank you.

(Gilbert laughing)

♪ What a scene ♪

♪ Baby said she leaving me ♪

♪ Then she went away ♪

♪ And it caused a scene ♪

♪ What a scene ♪

♪ I'm gonna take
my silver dollar ♪

♪ Change it into quarters
shove it in the record machine ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ 'Cause I got my old man rock ♪

[Gilbert] I'll take this one.

♪ Got my old man roll ♪

♪ When you walk that walk ♪

♪ It's good for your soul ♪

♪ And I'm talking
about my old man rock ♪

♪ I got my old man roll ♪

What do you think?

Wanna take it for a spin?

(laughing)

(airplane engine roaring)

I got an idea.

I got a buddy, who's a banker.

I wanna play a joke on
him and you can write it.

Give me all your money,
in French, right.

(Gilbert laughing)

He's gonna love this.

Enchanté.

(upbeat music)

Très bien. Merci beaucoup.

[Gilbert Voice over]
In exchange

for fronting me
the initial cash,

Tommy took a small
piece of the action.

I didn't always need him,

but it was good to
have powerful friends.

Yeah baby.

You like it?

I love it.

Good, because you
got two more coming.

Are you sure that's a good idea?

Seems like a waste of money.

Yeah, well not when
you're rolling in it.

(upbeat music)

♪ Walking walk ♪

♪ Talking talk ♪

♪ Come on ♪

♪ Revving up my engine baby ♪

♪ Like a 747 was shining like ♪

Hi, how can I help you today?

I'd like to make a
credit card payment please.

Great, how'd you
like to pay for that?

Cash.
(police sirens blaring)

♪ Revving up my engine baby ♪

♪ Like a 747 ♪

I've been on a lot of
these flights, Rosie,

and I gotta say nobody
sucks 'em down like you.

Cheers to that.

(airplane engine roaring)

Have a nice day.

♪ Change it into quarters
shove it in the record machine ♪

Hey.

Remember me?

Come on, you know the drill.

Thank you Mrs. Claus.

♪ When you walking that walk ♪

♪ It's good for your soul ♪

♪ And I'm talking
about my old man rock ♪

Mr. White man.

Welcome to the
Elite Flyers Club.

♪ When you walking that walk ♪

[Hostess] Congratulations.

♪ It's good for your soul ♪

(all applauding)

Stop it.

(upbeat music)

♪ It's me and I'm
in love again ♪

Damn, that's a lot of money.

(both laughing)

Well God save the queen.

Yeah, huh?

Two sides to everything, Tommy.

On one side, you got the house.

On the other side,
you got the guy

who stole the cash
to build the house.

I'll get you boys
some drinks, all right.

- Absolutely.
- Thank you.

Partners and rye, huh?

[Gilbert] That's right.

Boy, this ain't
just business for you,

you really like this shit.
- I do.

You know what the
most exciting part is,

when you're descending and
your plane is at 10,000 feet

and all you see is
the world beneath you.

You ever cased a
bank at 10,000 feet?

I've done a lot of things
at 10,000 feet, my friend.

But that ain't one of 'em.

(both laughing)

I'm going to count this.

Is he okay?

Yeah, Dave's a
little overprotective.

Overprotective of you?

[Tommy] Yeah.

Look at your hands,
they're like lunch boxes.

Oh yeah.

I may only have an
eighth grade education,

but I got a doctor's
thesis in street.

Which reminds me, you keep
doing what you're doing,

the way you're doing 'em,

you're gonna be in
the Millionaires Club

before you can say stick 'em up.

Millionaires Club?

Yeah.

That's when you make a
mill off just one job.

You're never gonna get
a million off a bank.

Are you kidding me?

Not a bank.

What do you know about jewelry?

What do I know about jewelry?

I know that people are attached
to it and it's riskier.

I mean, money is money,
it's got no characteristics,

but diamonds and
watches, that's personal.

Yeah, which is why
it's more lucrative.

I don't know.

Jewelry's like taking
from the little guy.

A bank is an institution.

You don't take
from the little guy.

You'll break him, you'll
send him to the poor house.

What, are you kidding me?

You ever walk into a God wins?

These places are corporate.

They're smaller than
banks, less security.

You do one job like that
right, you can retire.

You should think about it.

It would have to be
a long ways from here.

You could always
use your air miles.

And if that fails, well,
you got one of these.

Oh, well I guess
the size does matter.

(both laughing)

T.

(upbeat music)

Shit.

Be right there, honey.

Who's that?

Ah, that's my daughter.

You have a daughter.

You never asked.

[Tommy] Baby, you know you're
not supposed to be in here.

What happened, the
school burn down?

Come on, you're 16 years old,
this is no place.

Come here, this is
no place for you.

I've seen naked women before.

[Tommy] I'm not even gonna ask.

(upbeat music)

(birds chirping)

(people speaking indistinctly)

I can tweak the report,

lower the numbers,
make it a budget

they can get on board with.

No point.

So that's it, we just quit?

(people speaking indistinctly)

We got it?

Oh, I mean, unless approved
means something else.

(both laughing)

Look, I know I'm a
bastard, all right.

All right, look, I'm
gonna need 20K cash

so we can get all the
fence shit we need.

I want every single
one of our boys

in unmarked rent-a-wrecks

and a big fucking state of
the art home base.

(both laughing)

Well, I guess it beats the
shitbox coffee shops, huh?

So what are we calling it?

(gentle upbeat music)

OPD, RCMP, all top
of their class.

Can I get everyone's
attention please?

Hi guys, how you doing?

I'm Detective Snydes, B and E,

I'm not gonna give a big speech
or your game day pep talk.

But the fact is Project Cafe
is your number one priority.

Individually, you don't matter.

Your families no longer matter.

But know that if
we catch our man,

every single one
of you goes home

with credit for the collar.

Understood?

Any questions?

Who exactly are we
trying to collar, Sir?

Tommy Kay.

Moves more goods
than fucking Simpson Sears

down at The Playmate.

Half the clientele
being on his payroll

makes that place
fingerprint city.

I wanna know every person,
perp and prostitute

that goes in and
outta that place.

(dramatic music)

We know Tommy.

Diamond Dave, his
second in command.

(door knocking)

(door breaking)

(dramatic music)

Billy Bishop, junkie
all around shit heel.

But the last two
pieces of the puzzle,

what do we have on them?

Working on it.

Well, work harder.

Get me everything
you can on these two.

Because ever since
they showed up,

we're seeing a lot less
fencing going on down there.

And I wanna know if
they got something to do

with all these bank
jobs going down.

'Cause it's no coincidence.

(dog barking)

Oh shit.

Yeah, all right, I asked around.

Security analysts don't make
this kind of cash, Robert.

Well, the good ones do.

Yeah, what about
your business card?

The telephone line
is disconnected

and the address
doesn't even exist.

What are you doing?

[Gilbert] Look.

Are you selling drugs?

No.

Are you killing people?

No, of course I'm
not killing people.

Well, I'm running
out of options here.

Are you even working
with your dad?

My dad's been in the can
since I was 10-years-old.

The last time I saw him,

he was getting dragged off
the front lawn in handcuffs.

I didn't tell you because
I was embarrassed.

And what about your mom?

All that stuff about your mom,
was that a lie too?

No.

No, no, that's the truth.

Before my mom left, she would
sit with me and my brother

and she would just read to us.

She was really big on
that kind of stuff.

She was super smart.

Then after my dad
got locked up, she,

I don't know, she
just checked out

and she wasn't really
around much anymore.

She'd always say that,

no matter how much I changed
my clothes or my shirt,

I would always,
I'd always be him.

Then what the hell is going on?

What are you doing?

Page one.

You're inside trading?

Lower on the page.

Look, after I got
outta jail, I met you

and I wanted to start over.

I wanted a home,
I wanted a family.

That's it.

I'm sorry.

This is you.

Yeah.

You're a robber?

Yeah.

How many have you done?

I don't know, maybe
30 newspapers worth.

30?

Maybe more.

(gentle music)

Look nobody's been
hurt, except you.

I'm gonna pack up my shit
and I'll be out by tonight.

I promise.

So you're just
robbing the banksters?

Yeah.

Show me.

(gentle upbeat music)

(birds chirping)

So what are we looking for?

Strengths, weaknesses,
opportunities, threats.

See if I can get in and
out of there in a minute 30

and not get caught in the
first three minutes after,

I'll always get away.

Oh, there he is.

(Gilbert laughing)

I love this guy.

Look at him.

So horny.

Look at him.

You've been here before.

Yeah.

Yeah, but only on recon.

So he's the weakness?

And the opportunity.

Wait, you're going now?

Yep.

Wait, you're leaving.
Oh my God.

- Wish me luck.
- What?

Oh my God.

Okay.

(gentle upbeat music)

(car engine revving)

Hey man, you're Carl?

I'm Carl.

No, oh my God.

Oh, did you drive the Plymouth?

Yeah.

I just saw somebody over there,

looks like they were trying
to jimmy something in there.

You kidding me?

Yeah, looked like it
might be a burglary.

(laughing)

(gentle upbeat music)

Where are you?

(gentle upbeat music)

Wait,

what the hell?

(alarm ringing)

Oh no.

(alarm ringing)

(fire engine sirens blaring)

[Andrea] Oh my God.

(dramatic music)

Oh my God.

Is he talking to me?

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

What?

What?

Oh my God.

(Gilbert laughing)

Are you okay?

Yeah.

You know, it's always a
bit of an adrenaline rush,

but other than that, it's good.

There was so much going on,
I didn't know where you were.

That means I did my job.

Look at that.
Look at that.

This is wild.

Yeah, I know baby.

Look, I know, I know it's a
lot, but hopefully,

you know, we can get through.

(fire engine sirens blaring)

What are you thinking?

You gotta promise me something.

Actually, a couple of things.

Okay.

One, you never get caught.

Of course.

Two, you just rob banks.

I mean, they've screwed over
everyone I've ever cared about.

So I can live with that.

Sure.

What else?

You do this until we can retire.

And we take the baby, you
get that beach bar of yours

and we move on a hundred
percent legit, you're done.

Deal.

Actually, you gotta
promise me something first?

Oh yeah, what's that?

(gentle music)

Will you marry me?

Robert.

Oh my God.

Is that a yes?

Yes.

Oh my God.

(gentle music)

(birds chirping)

All right, the last
two guys, we need to ID.

Still nothing on him, huh?

Not a thing?

Not a thing, he's a ghost.

What about the
other guy, anything?

Didn't he drive the same car?

Yeah, they all do.

They're like a Chrysler
Fifth Avenue gang.

Tommy and Dave have one too.

The other guy drove the
same exact car, same plates.

Registered to an Andrea Hudson.

What's the explanation?

I think I'm gonna find out.

(gentle upbeat music)

Someone's had a few.

Oh, hey, why you say that?

You're still in disguise.

Oh shit.

Don't get sloppy kid.

Yeah, you know, I hear you.

But to be honest, I've
just been focusing

on that one last job.

That's our big one.

Then I'm gonna be owning
a place just like this,

but ocean side.

Got it figured out yet?

Not quite, not
quite, but I have been

casing out a place out
West the last few months.

You know, this is the big one.

I'm calling it
The Big Vancouver.

Oh, you're naming your jobs now.

Yeah, Robert would
have trading cards

with his stats on
it if he could.

That is actually
a really good idea.

Yeah.

Bigger job, you know, you're
gonna need a second man.

No, I don't need a second man.

Yeah, what about Bishop?

Come on.

That guy, no.
- Yeah.

Come on, he's a good man.

Yeah, no, definitely
don't need a second man.

Come on, I got an
investment to protect.

You get a second pair of eyes.

I don't need a second man.

Robert, I insist.

(gentle upbeat music)

Okay, you know what?

I can talk about this
some other time, okay.

Right now I gotta
get back to the wife.

You got a wife?

Yeah, well fiance technically.

Yeah, I've had the ring
the last couple of months,

but I just decided
now was the time.

Well hell congratulations kid.

Thank you.

Hey, to Partner's rye

and your fiance.

And my baby to be.

It's package deal.

Double fledge.

(both laughing)

Well, how about that?

All right, I'm gonna take a piss

and get outta here
before she has my nuts.

[Tommy] Okay.

[Gilbert] Oh and,
got something for you.

What the hell's that?

"Karma Chameleon" is track one.

Huh?

MTV baby.

Oh, it's this George Boy guy.

He's fucking everywhere.

What the fuck is with that?

Hey Detective, you finally here
to throw down that warrant?

Nah, no, just a deuce T bag.

Well, you must
really like this place.

The only thing I'll ever
like about this place

is the look on your face
when I shut it down.

And that's just
a matter of time.

Oh, time's a funny thing.

Let it run long enough,
warrants expire,

funding dries up,
people get hurt.

(upbeat music)

I'll light a match for you.

Yeah.

Choke a loaf.

(Gilbert whistling)

Oh hey.

- Hey.
- Hey.

Boy George fan, huh?

Yeah, yeah.

I am.

You know, I think
he's underrated.

- Yeah.
- I like him.

Yeah.
- Oh wow, too much makeup.

Even for me,

everyone thinks I got
fucking eyeliner on you know.

(both laughing)

Yeah.

It looks like you're
wearing eyeliner.

You're not?

- No, no.
- Oh.

Be who you are, you know.

Yeah, yep.

Okay, sure.

You take care.

Bye, bye.

Hey, "Changing Every Day"

that's on that album too, right?

I think so.
I think so.

Yeah, what do you think
he's trying to hide?

I don't know, man.

I'm more into the
tune than the lyric.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

Catchy.

Okay then we'll see you.

Yeah.

Fuck me. Jesus Christ.

(dramatic music)

Those two guys drive
the exact same car

because they're
the exact same guy.

He's wearing disguise, he's
got fake skin and the wig

and the whole thing.

Why?

I don't know why.

Well let's run his
plates in and find out.

Yeah and call every costume
and prosthetics place,

coast to coast.

(car engine revving)

(telephone ringing)

[Woman] John, seriously.

Sorry, honey.

(telephone ringing)

Yeah.

Better be good.

District's been keeping
tabs on various people,

various vehicles over
the last few months.

I know.

One of our guys was
heading back to the precinct

past the 7-Eleven, an
old Buick was there,

but they didn't
think much of it,

but they thought
they'd seen it before.

Couldn't quite shake
this feeling that maybe.

Okay if there's a point,
now's the time get to it.

Right, right, well
it turns out the car

belongs to somebody that
we brought in for a DUI,

then a failure to
appear in court.

Okay, he's screwed, I get it.

Why am I here?

He wanted to talk to you.

(dramatic music)

Hey.

Hey,

our two guys are not
only the same guy

I saw at The Playmate.

He's also this guy.

That's Robert?

Yes, that's Robert.

Diamond Dave says he's
off on a job right now.

Something Robert's
calling The Big Vancouver.

He's naming his jobs now.

What do we have left
in petty cash quick?

Oh, come on.

I've got maybe 50 left in my
account for a plane ticket.

Come on cough it up.
- All right, all right, here.

(dramatic music)

[Gilbert] Are you okay?

I need a bump.

Oh my God.

The job is a bigger rush, okay.

Are you sure you're
okay to do this?

You sure it'll work?

I know what the fuck I'm doing.

You need to keep
your shit together.

I've cased this
place three times.

And if it's done right, we'll
clear over a million in there.

Everything before
this was prologue.

What the fuck is prologue?

So just take a
look at these, ready?

So this is definitely him?

Look, like I said on
the phone from your fax,

definitely him.
- Okay.

And you said
something about money.

Has he been back this week?

Well, he came by asking
about hiring actors.

For what?

I don't know, said he wanted
to try something different.

Maybe directing.

Yeah, I'm gonna
guess it's not that.

[Woman] Hey, you
can't go in there.

Call Detective
Hoffman it's fine.

Seriously it's fine.

Detective John F
Snydes, my guy's already

gotten the horn with
your team, please.

It's all right.

I believe this man
has come to your city

to rob a bank within
the next 24 hours.

How fast can you get uniforms
to sit on those locations?

There's over 670 banks downtown.

Well, the same place's
get robbed each time

he flies into any town.

And I've narrowed
it down to five.

He's done two in a day.

Maybe he's gonna up his
personal best, I don't know.

Can you help or not?

(dramatic music)

(car engines revving)

(dramatic music)

Anybody got eyes on anything?

No, I got nothing.

Negative.

Okay, we're all
looking for something

big and different, right?

Big and different.

(dramatic music)

Thank you.

Take care.

Well, that should do her.

Hi, what is this?

Four palms for delivery.

[Man] You can't put those here.

[Courier] Why not?

Because we didn't order them.

[Courier] Somebody ordered 'em.

We got anybody
posted at the mall?

[Courier] I just put 'em
where they told me to go.

[Man] Okay, but.

(dramatic music)

Let's see, I think I'll
take one of everything.

No.

No?

No.

- Jesus Christ.
- Open up.

Are you serious?

Anyone else seeing this?

[Man] Yeah, someone
ordered them, sure.

I did not.

[Courier] This
is God wins right?

That's what the sign
says, yes, this is God wins.

Well then they're
in the right place.

[Snydes] Do me a favor,
run the plates on that van.

Hey, handle him.

God dammit.

Okay, come on, come on,
come on, come on, come on.

[Man] Your demeanor's
incredibly unprofessional.

Hey you, get on the ground.

Get the fuck on the ground.

Get on the ground now.

Hey, settle down.

Easy.

Come on, come on,
come on, come on.

Watch the front door.

(dramatic music)

There you go.

All of it, all it,
all of it, all of it.

Robert, I think we got company.

Get over here.

You said my name, idiot.

(dramatic music)

You did great.

(bombs exploding)

(dramatic music)

Fuck, he's not robbing a bank.

He's hit the
God wins at the mall.

(dramatic music)

Where'd he go?
Where'd he go?

Slow down, don't run.

Be cool.

Hey.

[Woman] Hey.

I got two possible suspects,

moving north through the mall.

Blue coveralls.

Don't move!

(people speaking indistinctly)

Hands up, turn around.

(dramatic music)

[Hoffman] Snydes,
yeah, I think I see 'em

other side of the mall.

Get outta here..

I got 'em.

Yeah, they're heading
to the West entrance.

[Man] No, no, no, I got
two over here heading East.

[Man] Shit.
Do we take them all?

Go after the two that don't run.

(alarm blaring)

Go. Let's go.

Oh shit.

(dramatic music)

Check that door.

Fuck, I fucked up,
I said your name.

Just shut up and
deal with the door.

Shit.

What?

I forgot the gun.

What?

You did what?

I must have left
it in the store.

We were moving so fast,
I panicked.

What is wrong with you, dude?

Time's up Robert.

Time's up.

You shoot me, you
don't recover anything.

You still need evidence.

Well, you're kind
of exhibit A buddy.

No, no, you and I both know

that you don't have
enough to hold me.

No, don't do it.

Hey, let's pick
this up another time.

Hey, don't, don't.

Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hey dumb ass.

Fuck.

Shit.

(telephone ringing)

Hello.

Pack your bags, baby.

For real?

For real.

Check the top dresser drawer.

No.

All right, all right.

I gotta go, I'll see you.

Don't forget to
pack your sandals.

I gotta go.

Okay, okay, bye.

Cops will see we
bought plane tickets.

They're all over the airport.

Which is why we're
taking the train.

Take that.

I'll be in the bar car,

you make sure you're
somewhere else.

See ya.

(dramatic music)

(car engine revving)

Goddess, movers
are on their way,

we gotta go now.

Andy.

We definitely have to go.

(car brakes screeching)

Babe.

(gentle upbeat music)

(sirens blaring)

I got it.

Get a chair, get a wheelchair.

Awesome.

Okay.

There you go, have a seat.

Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.

(Andrea screaming)

You okay.

Okay just relax, relax, relax.

You relax.

[Doctor] You're doing great.

Well how's it looking Doc?

Oh my God.

- Get outta here.
- Oh my God.

Oh my God.
- What are you doing?

I saw the, I saw the head, oh.

Robert, Robert woman up.

[Gilbert] Okay.

[Doctor] Okay stay with me.

Breathe, breathe,
bear down and push.

Push.

(Andrea screaming)

(both screaming)

(baby crying)

Give it to her.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

(gentle music)

[Gilbert] Oh my God.

Hi.

(baby crying)

It's so cute.

You're so perfect.

She's perfect.

Hi.

Hi.

Don't poke her nose.
- I'm just touching her.

(gentle music)

Hey.

I'm your daddy.

Yeah.

I'm your daddy.

(gentle music)

(dog barking)

(door breaking)

Where the hell's everything?

It's gone.

You gotta be fucking kidding me.

Fuck.

[Gilbert Voice over]
While Tommy was fencing

1.2 million in stolen jewels,

the cops were tracing the
shotgun from Vancouver

right back to Diamond Dave.

And me, well, when shit
goes south, I go north.

[Andrea] Robert, what?

(birds chirping)

Are you gonna tell
me what's going on?

Look, they're
watching the airports

and the train stations.

This is the safe play.

Tommy helped set this whole
thing up, last minute.

What about the plan?

What about the Bahamas?

Look, sitting there
holding her in that hospital.

I don't know, it's like
I spent my entire life

working towards something
like this idea of an escape,

this perfect ocean-side life,

but with all this, you two are
the only escape that I need.

And like you said,
"Wherever we are is home."

Right?

Are we safe?

Yeah.

Okay.

New digs new town, right.

They don't know
who or where I am.

So, welcome home.

(people speaking indistinctly)

(bike bell ringing)

Hey.

[Gilbert Voice over] It's not
often you get a second chance

where the universe
opens up and says,

"Don't fuck this up."

But I was listening, I was out.

Besides in bank robbery,

they don't really have a
bring your kid to work day.

(birds chirping)

All right, here we go.

Here we go.

Goddess, we're home.

In here.

Hi.

Oh, I know that smile.

You like that smile.

I do like that
smile, how are you?

And how are you?

Listen, we still need to talk

about that addition
on the office.

Are we still good?

Yeah.

- Yeah?
- Uh huh.

Okay.

[Gilbert] Of course.

(door knocking)

Oh, grab that, I'm
gonna put her down.

Yeah, okay, okay.

Come on, let's go.

Hey, I'm looking for my
friend, Robert White man.

Oh my God.

- My good buddy.
- What are you doing here?

Ah, just passing through.

Nobody just passes
through Pembroke.

That's damn right.

Hey, she's putting
the baby down.

Grab a seat, I'll
get some beers.

- Sure.
- All right.

Hey.

Thanks.

[Gilbert] You got it.

(Gilbert sighing)

(Tommy laughing)

Having a toddler is like
owning a blender with no top.

Her toys have toys.

Yeah.

You know, I always thought

sweatpants were a
sign of defeat,

but you actually
make 'em look good.

They should stick
you in a storefront.

All right, Tommy, what
are you really doing here?

You're not used to having
any real friends, are you?

I just came to see
how you were doing.

Yeah?

Yeah.

I'm good.

I'm real good.

You sure?

Yeah.

'Cause I never
thought I'd see the day

when Robert White man be
cutting his own grass.

Yeah, whoever thought that weeds

would be my biggest
problem, right?

You don't miss it.

Nah.

Nah, it was just
a means to an end.

You know the older I get,

I realized all the
stuff I don't need.

All the stuff that when I go,

they're just gonna
toss it in the trash.

Yeah, well you'll
definitely have

the nicest trash on the block.

[Tommy] Thank you.

Yeah.

It's funny, I can't
think of a single toy

I ever had as a kid.

Probably because I never
had much of anything at all.

Used to me piss me off,

seeing all these other kids

playing with their
toys and shit.

I had zip, but that was okay.

'Cause it taught me to
appreciate what I earned.

See once you know what it's
like to have something,

well then you gotta have more.

It doesn't matter whether
you're rich or poor.

You're always gonna live

to just a little bit
beyond your means.

So you gotta know your limits.

You, me, we got everything,
everything that matters.

All that other shit is
just ashes and dust,

like we're gonna be.

So what are you saying,

you getting outta the game?

Nah, nah, nah,
too old to grow up.

But you, do not tickle
the balls of the lion

on the way out kid.

Hate to see you get mauled.

(gentle music)

(birds chirping)

(insects chirping)

Shit.

(gentle music)

No.

I gotta do just one more.

One last one.

We'll find another way.

It's the only thing
I've ever been good at.

There is no other way.

There's always another way.

We had a deal.

Okay?

Okay.

You're right, you're right.

It was a stupid idea.

You promise?

I promise.

I'll make a few
calls in the morning

and I'll see what I can do.

Okay.

(gentle music)

(baby babbling)

Don't be like me.

(gentle music)

(baby babbling)

Thank you.

(gentle music)

(insects chirping)

(gentle music)

(birds chirping)

Robert.

(baby crying)

What are you crying about?

Come on.

Robert.

How are you, today?

Robert.

Let's get some food.

(gentle upbeat music)

Car's still in the
driveway, White man's gone.

I think Andrea and the
kid are still inside.

It's taken us this
long to get this far,

I am not gonna let him get away.

[Hoffman] Any ideas?

(gentle upbeat music)

(telephone ringing)

Hello.

Hey, is Rob there please?

No, he's not.

Can I take a message?

Nah, nah, no worries,
no, I'll call back.

I'll call back, thanks.

He's not there.

Got spook jumped town?

I don't know.

No, no, he wouldn't
leave without her.

We only got the TRU
and the war for tonight,

we gotta make this happen.

He's making a move.

He's making a move.

Call the airports, call
the train stations, okay.

I'll call the buses
and the car rentals.

Come on, let's go,
this goes down now

or we start all over.

(dramatic music)

(telephone ringing)

[Gilbert] Goddess.

(laughing)

Hi.

So anything?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, I got in touch
with an old buddy of mine

who has a line on
a gig out here.

It's just sale stuff,
nothing fancy.

But I dunno it'll pay
the bills, right?

When will you know?

Well, I'm supposed to
sit down with them soon.

So I have a really, really
good feeling about it.

Well, I'm sure it'll be great.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So I should be
home by like 4:30.

Can you pick me
up at the airport?

Sure.

Yeah, of course,
I'll see you then.

Hey, you know.

I love you too.

Bye, bye.

(gentle music)

Okay, all right, let me know.

Nothing, nothing at the airport,
train stations or buses.

We're not paying you
to sit on your asses,

go do something.

Hey wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait,

pass me that over there.

(gentle upbeat music)

Did you check the local airport?

(upbeat music)

(car engine revving)

He may have chartered a flight

out of Pembroke to Toronto.

From Toronto to London
credit card puts him there.

No wonder he was able
to do it under the radar.

Son of a bitch has been using
the regional airport as a hub.

(upbeat music)

(car engine revving)

Go.

♪ The sun ♪

♪ Even more beautiful,
ah, ha, ha ♪

(upbeat music)

(helicopter blades whirring)

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Doo, bow, bow ♪

Good afternoon, Ma'am.

Hi.

Could you open up those
drawers please, thanks.

(upbeat music)

(helicopter blades whirring)

♪ Doo, bow, bow ♪

(helicopter blades whirring)

♪ Bow, bow ♪

Go, go, go, go, go.

(car engine revving)

♪ Doo, bow, bow ♪

(car engine revving)

♪ Doo, bow, bow ♪

(car engine revving)

(upbeat music)

This him?

Oh shit, yeah.

Fuck.

♪ Bow, bow ♪

♪ Beautiful ♪

♪ Bow, bow ♪

♪ Oh yeah ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Bow, bow ♪

♪ Doo, bow, bow ♪

Here you go.

♪ Bow, bow ♪

[Operator] Suspect
has boarded a flight

at London International,
aircraft is on the tarmac.

No matter what you do,
do not let him fly okay.

Do not let him fly.

(car engine revving)

(upbeat music)

♪ Doo, bow, bow ♪

(airplane engine roaring)

♪ Bow, bow ♪

No, we're not gonna make it.

Look, there's too
much at stake here

for somebody else to collar him.

Let him fly.

No, fuck that.

Trust me, let him fly.

Let him fly.

[Operator] You sure?

Yes, let him fly, let him fly.

♪ Doo, bow, bow ♪

(upbeat music)

♪ Bow, bow ♪

(airplane engine roaring)

♪ Bow, bow ♪

♪ Bow, bow ♪

(helicopter blades whirring)

Okay.

Come on now.

We gotta go get Daddy, don't we?

You wanna go on a car ride.

All set, come on.

(upbeat music)

Let's get in your
car seat, come on.

Ah, that's good.

There you go.

(upbeat music)

♪ Bow, bow ♪

(airplane engine roaring)

♪ Bow, bow ♪

(car engine revving)

Please be there.

Please be there.

(upbeat music)

♪ Bow, bow ♪

Let's go see Daddy,
come on, let's go.

Ha, ha, ha, hi.

Don't ever do that again, ever.

Okay.

Okay.

I won't, it's done.

All right, I'm done.

Jesus.

Hey, hey, hey, look
at this, look at this.

Hey baby, how are you?

(car engine revving)

(police sirens blaring)

(people speaking indistinctly)

Robert.

(baby crying)

Robert.

(police sirens blaring)

(car engine revving)

(baby crying)

(dramatic music)

(baby crying)

(police sirens blaring)

(dramatic music)

Hey, hey, hey,
what are you doing?

It'll be fine.

What is going on?

What is going on?

Don't touch my wife.

God dammit.

Robert.

(dramatic music)

Let go of him,
that's my husband.

Everything's okay, honey.

[Andrea] What do I do?

Everything is gonna be okay.

(gentle music)

I want you to get off of me.

(baby crying)
Stop it, I have a child.

Do you see that I have a child?

[Policeman] Please stay back.

Ma'am, I need you to step back.

(baby crying)

It's okay, it's
okay baby, it's okay.

I'm sorry.

(gentle music)

(people speaking indistinctly)

(dramatic music)

[Tommy] Hey, get rid of the
stale nuts and replace 'em.

Hey Detective, it's
been too long already.

It has, it has been too long.

Yeah, would you
like a stiff one?

Maybe a drink?

No, no, no, no, my friend,

no, no, today, today
I'm serving you.

(gentle upbeat music)

Time, it's a funny thing.

(gentle upbeat music)

You're so serious.

You new?

No?

You been on the
force for a while?

Hear about the guy
with five dicks?

His pants fit like a glove.

(both laughing)

I knew it.

I got you, I got you.

(telephone ringing)

You know what amazes me?

- What's that?
- You, you.

- Really?
- Yes.

Well, thank you.

You knew we were watching you

and you just, you kept going.

I mean, what you weren't
loved enough as a kid?

Is that, that is
eyeliner isn't it?

- Well maybe it's Maybelline.
- If it's not, then well...

beautiful eyelashes.

What do you say,
you give us Tommy

and we give you less time?

Tommy's a businessman.

There's nothing to give, ever.

And you got nothing on me, so.

No, no, no.

Well we ran your
prints with the feds.

- Oh?
- Yeah.

Vincent Smears
is a terrible name.

I mean, I can see why
you went with White man.

Well.

You got me.

You guys are good.

Okay, I'll tell you more,

if you let me have a face
to face with my wife.

She's not exactly your
biggest fan right now.

Especially after
learning your name

isn't actually White man.

(door knocking)

Did somebody order a pizza?

Oh yeah, right here.

(bell ringing)

Thank you.

There we go.

You want some?

[Snydes] No, I'm good, I'm good.

- You sure?
- Yeah, I'm good.

It's all you.

Run the prints with
the feds again.

There's something wiry, okay.

Hey, how is he?

Cocky and arrogant
as hell, yeah.

But he grows on you, yeah.

Oh, and get me the wife.

So if your name
isn't Robert White man,

is it just asshole or?

Well, there are a few things
that I may have left out.

Yeah.

So what are you just a
bank robber now?

Is there anything
else you left out?

Hmm.

When we met, I had
one thing in my life.

I believed in people.

And you're not gonna
take that away from me.

Robert, look at me.

You gotta tell me,

was I a part of this big lie?

Was I a cover?

No.

You're the only real
thing in my life.

I'm more me around you than
I've ever been around anyone.

You taught me how to live,
you taught me how to love,

you taught me how to trust.

And that's the truth,
that's not a lie.

All right, well
that was pretty good.

I still think you're
an asshole though.

Also the truth.

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

And I know that's never gonna
be enough, but I'm sorry.

I fucked up.

I fucked it up.

So now what?

You should run.

Get as far away
from me as you can,

I can handle this.

Clearly you can't.

And you know what?

I'm not like you Robert.

(gentle music)

I don't run.

(gentle music)

(door buzzing)

How you been, partner?

Treating you okay in here?

I'm all right, I'm all right.

Look, I'm sorry if any of
this brought shit down on you.

Hey, they found you through me.

I should be apologizing to you.

What kind of time they talking?

I'm looking at 20.

I copped to all
the robberies, they're...

probably charge me for two.

Probably be out by '98, '99.

Yeah, you could
probably do a better deal,

you turn in the others.

Me alone, you'd be out in eight.

I don't know a lot
about friends or family,

but I would never do that.

You know, plenty.

(gentle upbeat music)

Travel well, bud.

♪ And this bird
you cannot change ♪

(gentle upbeat music)

[Man] Please rise.

The court hereby
finds Gilbert Galvan Jr.

Guilty on all charges
of armed robbery

and hereby sentences
him to 20 years

in the Mill Haven Institution,
effective immediately.

Court is adjourned.

(gentle music)

♪ The stars won't shine ♪

♪ In my sky anymore ♪

♪ I cry the same
tears that I cried ♪

[Gilbert Voice over]
No one's born bad.

(gentle upbeat music)

Like anything it takes practice.

♪ I feel so alone ♪

[Gilbert Voice over] And
when you finally realize

that home is not
a place you stay,

or can even find in a map,

bad becomes that warm place
where everything is possible.

♪ What good's a dream ♪

♪ That's faded away ♪

♪ And what good is living ♪

[Gilbert Voice over]
Until it isn't.

♪ Without loving every day ♪

♪ And what good's a man ♪

(shouting)

♪ Without a woman
of his own ♪

♪ And above all ♪

♪ What good's a
never ringing phone ♪

Say hi to your dad.

♪ My number's still the same ♪
- Hi.

♪ The one you've always known ♪

Oh, oh.

♪ But I never
hear your voice ♪

♪ Only, a lonely dial tone ♪

♪ Please give me back the
old love that we shared ♪

(audience applauds)

♪ And please, please
try to care for me ♪

♪ The way you once did ♪

[Man] With a straight face,

you can say you
have no money left?

I could say it
with a straight face,

I could say it with one
with a smile on it.

I don't have any money.

♪ With just a memory ♪

♪ Oh and a never ringing phone ♪

♪ Yeah, yeahhh ♪

♪ I can't make it, no ♪

♪ With a never ringing phone ♪

(upbeat music)