Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 00:00:30.096~00:00:31.363 But, oh, wait, you can't. 00:00:31.431~00:00:32.697 -[ laughs ] | -look at it this way, morty. 00:00:32.767~00:00:34.566 Life is a subscription, | and thanksgiving 00:00:34.635~00:00:36.434 Is your family's | yearly charge. 00:00:36.503~00:00:38.437 Wow, dad, good job. 00:00:38.505~00:00:40.839 Rick, put some pants on. 00:00:40.907~00:00:42.841 Today has so few rules. 00:00:42.909~00:00:44.977 Yes, patriarch. 00:00:45.045~00:00:46.444 Ding ding ding! 00:00:46.513~00:00:48.046 I'd like to make a toast. 00:00:48.115~00:00:50.849 Today is a day for thanks. 00:00:50.917~00:00:52.517 And for family. 00:00:52.586~00:00:55.520 And for remembering | all of those that have less. 00:00:55.522~00:00:57.255 Okay, pick a scope. | Pick a scope? 00:00:57.324~00:00:59.191 Can we please have | a normal thanksgiving? 00:00:59.259~00:01:00.859 Well, seems like all the ones | I remember. 00:01:00.927~00:01:02.727 Good point. 00:01:02.729~00:01:05.464 Baby, you -- | it's a toast. 00:01:05.532~00:01:06.999 Sorry! | Sorry! 00:01:07.067~00:01:08.200 [ both laugh ] 00:01:08.268~00:01:11.269 Anyway, I'm thankful | for my wife. 00:01:11.338~00:01:13.005 Beth. | The beth that chose me. 00:01:13.073~00:01:15.540 I'm so grateful to you, 00:01:15.542~00:01:17.275 And I literally could | not live without you. 00:01:17.344~00:01:18.477 Aw! | Aw!Aw! 00:01:18.545~00:01:19.678 I really mean that. 00:01:19.746~00:01:21.213 If something were | to happen to you, 00:01:21.281~00:01:22.947 Or if you were to leave me, | or be unfaithful, 00:01:22.949~00:01:24.282 I would die. | Mm!Uh... 00:01:24.351~00:01:26.018 Literally. | Probably by my own hand. 00:01:26.086~00:01:27.219 Eww. | Okay. 00:01:27.287~00:01:28.487 I know how I'd do it. 00:01:28.555~00:01:30.355 Our first blender has | an extra long cord 00:01:30.357~00:01:32.290 And it was manufactured | before safety fuses, 00:01:32.359~00:01:33.692 So I'd draw a warm bath -- 00:01:33.760~00:01:35.960 And blend some stuff. | Good toast, honey. 00:01:36.030~00:01:37.229 To thankfulness. 00:01:37.297~00:01:39.231 To... | A-america? 00:01:39.299~00:01:40.432 To ending the toast? 00:01:40.501~00:01:42.434 All: To ending the toast! 00:01:42.503~00:01:45.437 Just to, uh, be clear, | I was saying I'd kill myself. 00:01:45.506~00:01:47.772 Jerry.God! | We know! 00:01:47.774~00:01:55.714 ♪♪ 00:01:55.782~00:02:03.655 ♪♪ 00:02:03.724~00:02:11.329 ♪♪ 00:02:11.398~00:02:19.271 ♪♪ 2737