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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,045 --> 00:00:06,702 Hey Nancy, it's Keith. I'm here. Been here for a little while now. 2 00:00:06,745 --> 00:00:09,705 And uh, Lil Dae Dae is a little late- late. 3 00:00:09,748 --> 00:00:14,492 So I'm gonna wait about 10 more minutes before I decide to roll up 4 00:00:14,536 --> 00:00:17,495 [Engine Rolling] 5 00:00:17,539 --> 00:00:20,020 [lowly] He's just fashionably late. 6 00:00:20,063 --> 00:00:24,024 Yeah I just got here. 'Bout to shoot this crazy new single that I just did. 7 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:26,200 Yeah man, I got a new single. I ain't gon' lie-- 8 00:00:26,243 --> 00:00:28,506 Hey so nice to meet you, I'm... 9 00:00:28,550 --> 00:00:30,987 a human being. - Yeah. - You must be the picture man? 10 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:33,424 Yeah, photographer, Keith. 11 00:00:33,468 --> 00:00:34,947 Keith. Yeah whatever. 12 00:00:34,991 --> 00:00:38,603 Aye, um...where the yams at? 13 00:00:38,647 --> 00:00:41,128 - Uh, the yams? - Girls. Women. 14 00:00:41,171 --> 00:00:43,304 - Let me hit you right back. - For our shoot? 15 00:00:43,347 --> 00:00:46,568 So the concept was that, you're gonna be on the train tracks, 16 00:00:46,611 --> 00:00:49,571 and then I'm gonna photoshop a train coming behind you to hit you 17 00:00:49,614 --> 00:00:52,965 but you don't care 'cause you're just chillin' like a boss. 18 00:00:53,009 --> 00:00:56,578 - Remember? - I ain't gon' lie, when you told me that I was on medication 19 00:00:56,621 --> 00:00:58,797 But, let me tell you somethin'. I got somethin' better in mind. 20 00:00:58,841 --> 00:01:01,800 - Yeah. I thought I sent it over to you. - Hm. Uh, no. 21 00:01:01,844 --> 00:01:04,412 - You didn't. - Tell him your idea man. 22 00:01:04,455 --> 00:01:06,283 - You see all this space out here? - Mhm. 23 00:01:06,327 --> 00:01:09,460 We at least need like 30, even maybe 40-- 24 00:01:09,504 --> 00:01:12,463 - Let's go 50! - We'll go 50. 25 00:01:12,507 --> 00:01:15,162 We need 50 females out here. 26 00:01:15,205 --> 00:01:18,252 - With a camel. - A camel? - Camel. 27 00:01:18,295 --> 00:01:20,254 Yeah, you know the camel with the hump in the desert? 28 00:01:20,297 --> 00:01:22,473 I'ma ride on the camel with the girls in the back. 29 00:01:22,517 --> 00:01:24,693 - We got the guns in the air. - Buh-buh-buh boom! 30 00:01:24,736 --> 00:01:26,999 - Yeah man, we goin' to war with a army. - Like Choppa. 31 00:01:27,043 --> 00:01:29,350 Cool, uh, cool cool cool. Um... 32 00:01:29,393 --> 00:01:32,179 - Can I, can I talk to you for a second? - What's up? Come on. 33 00:01:32,222 --> 00:01:35,182 One second Dae Dae. Just one second. 34 00:01:35,225 --> 00:01:40,187 Listen, I appreciate the creative genius that is Lil Dae Dae, but, 35 00:01:40,230 --> 00:01:44,016 we don't have the money or time to make any of that happen. 36 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:45,583 Man, you know he gon' be pissed man. 37 00:01:45,627 --> 00:01:48,586 - Your budget is $500. - Plus 10% for your agent. 38 00:01:48,630 --> 00:01:51,633 Yeah, that's still not enough. 39 00:01:52,982 --> 00:01:55,289 [Sighs] Alright man, well look. 40 00:01:55,332 --> 00:01:57,813 We'll stick to the original plan. Let me talk to him. 41 00:01:57,856 --> 00:02:00,903 We got to hurry up 'cause I know he hungry, and he tryna go to Waffle House. 42 00:02:00,946 --> 00:02:03,253 - We all love Waffle House. - Aight, I'ma holla at him. 43 00:02:03,297 --> 00:02:05,212 Okay, thank you. 44 00:02:05,255 --> 00:02:07,170 Alright, we gon' have to calm down. 45 00:02:07,214 --> 00:02:10,173 [whispering] - We won't have a camel? - Nah, we don't have no camel. 46 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:13,220 - Why we can't get no camel? - I dunno, he's trippin'. 47 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:21,097 Oh, I'm so sorry I'm late you guys. 48 00:02:21,141 --> 00:02:23,055 The maintenance man just quit 49 00:02:23,099 --> 00:02:26,929 because the kids put superglue in his work gloves. 50 00:02:26,972 --> 00:02:29,627 And this school is in need of some dire repairs. 51 00:02:29,671 --> 00:02:31,673 It's fine. We totally understand. 52 00:02:31,716 --> 00:02:36,286 And we got your message but I think there's been some kind of misunderstanding. 53 00:02:36,330 --> 00:02:39,289 Our son doesn't even like girls like that yet. 54 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:41,248 Right Caleb? 55 00:02:41,683 --> 00:02:45,426 Right, Principle Brooks I think we can all understand that 56 00:02:45,469 --> 00:02:48,429 Caleb's at the age where he might be starting to have some... 57 00:02:48,907 --> 00:02:51,867 you know, thoughts. - Thoughts? 58 00:02:51,910 --> 00:02:54,870 What kind of thoughts Omar-- Caleb are you having thoughts? 59 00:02:54,913 --> 00:02:56,480 That's no excuse. 60 00:02:56,524 --> 00:02:59,483 We have a code of conduct here at Pinebrook. 61 00:02:59,527 --> 00:03:03,661 Kids are expected to treat everyone with respect. 62 00:03:03,705 --> 00:03:06,316 Caleb, what exactly did you say to the girl? 63 00:03:06,360 --> 00:03:09,319 Oh it's not what he said, it's what he wrote. 64 00:03:09,363 --> 00:03:14,019 He passed this on to one of the students in the biology class. 65 00:03:14,063 --> 00:03:17,458 [Sighs] Oh. Oh wow. 66 00:03:17,501 --> 00:03:20,200 You want to do what to her what? 67 00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:23,203 - Caleb, you wrote this? - Wait, wait. 68 00:03:25,509 --> 00:03:27,903 Aye, I'm noticing some typos here. 69 00:03:27,946 --> 00:03:30,210 Now we should be talking 'bout that. 70 00:03:30,253 --> 00:03:34,039 Mr. Johnson. We are not here for the typos. 71 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:37,869 Luckily the teacher confiscated the letter before the student read it. 72 00:03:40,263 --> 00:03:42,787 We're gonna have to suspend Caleb for three days. 73 00:03:42,831 --> 00:03:45,790 - Three days? - What? That seems like a little bit much. 74 00:03:45,834 --> 00:03:47,488 It was seven. 75 00:03:47,531 --> 00:03:50,839 I was able to talk to my colleagues and get them to agree to three. 76 00:03:50,882 --> 00:03:54,321 Some of the other students, they are easily influenced. 77 00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:57,411 So, now is the time to set a strong example. 78 00:04:01,502 --> 00:04:04,592 So I don't have to go to school for three days. 79 00:04:04,635 --> 00:04:07,377 Yes. It's your punishment for paying more attention 80 00:04:07,421 --> 00:04:10,337 to your little girlfriend than your teacher. 81 00:04:11,338 --> 00:04:13,340 I think I deserve the full seven. 82 00:04:13,557 --> 00:04:15,777 Boy get in the car! 83 00:04:15,820 --> 00:04:19,955 Caleb, look, we're not saying you can't express how you feel about someone, 84 00:04:19,998 --> 00:04:22,958 but what we're saying is what you put in that letter was inappropriate. 85 00:04:23,001 --> 00:04:26,004 You gotta be more respectful when it comes to girls son. 86 00:04:26,657 --> 00:04:29,617 You understand? 87 00:04:31,532 --> 00:04:33,882 - Get in the car, we'll talk about it later. - Okay. 88 00:04:40,628 --> 00:04:45,502 So, do you think it's a coincidence that he wrote the letter while he was 89 00:04:47,112 --> 00:04:48,375 We have ourselves a teenager. 90 00:04:48,418 --> 00:04:51,378 - And apparently a smooth talker. - Yeah. 91 00:04:51,421 --> 00:04:53,858 - But we were worse. - Mm-mm. Not me! 92 00:04:53,902 --> 00:04:56,513 I was an angel. 93 00:04:56,557 --> 00:05:02,258 Okay, okay, maybe I did play with Barbie and Ken without any clothes on. 94 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:05,566 Yeah. And maybe I did sneak downstairs to watch the spice channel. 95 00:05:05,609 --> 00:05:08,569 Wait, didn't you tell me it was all distorted and scrambled? 96 00:05:08,612 --> 00:05:10,353 Yeah, you couldn't see a damn thing. 97 00:05:10,397 --> 00:05:13,356 But if you looked hard enough, 98 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:14,923 you could see a nipple. 99 00:05:16,620 --> 00:05:20,885 But Omar, these kids got everything right under their thumbs with these phones now. 100 00:05:20,929 --> 00:05:21,930 I know. 101 00:05:21,973 --> 00:05:24,498 Look, I'll talk to him. 102 00:05:25,063 --> 00:05:26,587 I just need to figure out what to say. 103 00:05:26,630 --> 00:05:28,806 Kids are grown these days. 104 00:05:28,850 --> 00:05:33,594 Just, tell him we lied all those years ago and babies actually don't fall out of trees. 105 00:05:33,637 --> 00:05:36,597 Well I seriously doubt that he doesn't even believe that. 106 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:39,295 Right. 107 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:43,604 Hey yo mom, do you think we could get some McDonald's on the way home. 108 00:05:43,647 --> 00:05:46,607 [Both in Unison] Boy you got McDonald's money? 109 00:05:46,650 --> 00:05:47,825 [Sighs] No. 110 00:05:47,869 --> 00:05:50,872 Oo. 111 00:05:52,482 --> 00:05:55,442 - Why are we like this? - I don't know, but that's your son. 112 00:05:55,485 --> 00:05:58,532 That's your son. 113 00:05:58,575 --> 00:06:01,535 So um... 114 00:06:03,450 --> 00:06:06,496 - See you later? - Yes. Just don't be late. 115 00:06:06,540 --> 00:06:09,499 - I won't. I promise. - Okay. 116 00:06:20,467 --> 00:06:24,035 [Sighs] 117 00:06:29,345 --> 00:06:31,565 Yo Apple is foul for this Omar. 118 00:06:31,608 --> 00:06:35,743 Look, I paid $1000 for my iPhone for them to remind me about something I want to forget? 119 00:06:35,786 --> 00:06:38,789 [Laughing] What's so funny? 120 00:06:39,486 --> 00:06:43,751 So you're telling me you're mad that your phone brought up a flashback video 121 00:06:43,794 --> 00:06:47,407 of you and Serena? - Perfectly edited with music and everything bro. 122 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:49,626 It was actually kinda nice. 123 00:06:49,670 --> 00:06:51,672 - Look I think I'ma head over there. - Oh, Greg, no, you're givin' 124 00:06:51,715 --> 00:06:53,891 - Leave her alone. - Omar, 125 00:06:53,935 --> 00:06:57,547 sometimes women want you to chase them to show them that you still care. 126 00:06:57,591 --> 00:07:01,769 That is true, but Greg you have to stop rushing back into relationships. 127 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:05,381 That's your problem. Take some time for yourself. 128 00:07:07,470 --> 00:07:10,168 You're right. Thank you. 129 00:07:10,212 --> 00:07:13,520 - Alright? - You're still going over there, aren't you? 130 00:07:13,563 --> 00:07:16,436 - Headed there right now as we speak. - Damn. 131 00:07:16,479 --> 00:07:19,439 Talk to you later. 132 00:07:19,482 --> 00:07:22,442 Waste of my time. 133 00:07:25,401 --> 00:07:28,317 [R&B Vocalizations] 134 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:49,425 [Knocking] 135 00:07:51,514 --> 00:07:53,951 Can I help you? 136 00:07:53,995 --> 00:07:56,954 - Uh yeah, I'm lookin' for Serena. - Yeah? 137 00:07:56,998 --> 00:07:59,653 Who are you? 138 00:07:59,696 --> 00:08:03,700 - I'm uh-- - Oh, you know what, my bad. She told me you'd be stopping 139 00:08:03,744 --> 00:08:06,703 Do me a favor man, pay close attention to the hedges on the side. 140 00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:08,792 - They're lookin' really bad. - And you are? 141 00:08:08,836 --> 00:08:11,795 - Lenny. - Lenny. Lenny... 142 00:08:13,144 --> 00:08:17,584 - Is Serena home? - Uh, she's working. But you can deal with me. I'm the man 143 00:08:17,627 --> 00:08:20,587 Oh you're the man of the house? 144 00:08:21,326 --> 00:08:24,286 - And you live here? - Just moved in. 145 00:08:24,329 --> 00:08:27,289 - Is there a problem? - Oh, there's no problem. 146 00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:29,073 No problem. 147 00:08:29,117 --> 00:08:32,076 Just let Serena know that Greg stopped by. 148 00:08:33,861 --> 00:08:35,906 Greg huh? 149 00:08:35,950 --> 00:08:37,560 I know that name. 150 00:08:37,604 --> 00:08:40,563 You're the one that fumbled the bag. 151 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:42,217 So, she told you about me? 152 00:08:42,260 --> 00:08:46,221 Eh, you know, this is just typical, jealous ex-boyfriend behavior. 153 00:08:46,264 --> 00:08:47,875 Stopping by a house unannounced. 154 00:08:47,918 --> 00:08:50,878 - Thought that only happened in the movies man. - Jealous huh? 155 00:08:51,748 --> 00:08:55,360 In order to be jealous, I have to want something that you've got. 156 00:08:56,971 --> 00:09:00,627 - I don't want her anymore. - Well if you didn't want her anymore, you wouldn't be here. 157 00:09:01,715 --> 00:09:04,631 I'm only here so I can't say that I didn't try. 158 00:09:04,674 --> 00:09:07,634 Now that I did try, I'm good. 159 00:09:07,677 --> 00:09:10,637 - Yeah? - Yeah. 160 00:09:13,422 --> 00:09:15,337 Have a good day Lenny. 161 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:18,340 Yeah. You too Greg. 162 00:09:18,383 --> 00:09:21,343 [Upbeat Music] 163 00:09:27,175 --> 00:09:30,134 Gang, gang we outside. Come on, flick me up, get me ready. 164 00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:32,049 Get me right. 165 00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:35,052 Alright. 166 00:09:35,096 --> 00:09:37,968 [Camera Clicking] Okay! 167 00:09:38,012 --> 00:09:40,580 That was pretty good, how about we get one with you and a smile? 168 00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:42,625 - Ah, nah. - Yeah, he don't smile. 169 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:45,585 - Huh? Oh. - He's a rapper, he doesn't smile. 170 00:09:45,628 --> 00:09:49,937 Okay, um, keep doing what you're doing then. 171 00:09:49,980 --> 00:09:52,940 So wait, so look, he's short. 172 00:09:53,462 --> 00:09:55,638 - So we have to make him look tall. - Okay... 173 00:09:55,682 --> 00:09:58,772 - You need to shoot like-- get a little lower. And shoot up like this. 174 00:09:58,815 --> 00:10:01,731 - Little lower. You got it? - Yep, I'm on it. - Zoom in. 175 00:10:01,775 --> 00:10:04,734 - I'm on it, yep, okay. - Little lower. Yeah, perfect. 176 00:10:04,778 --> 00:10:07,737 Perfect, perfect. My boy. 177 00:10:07,781 --> 00:10:10,914 Okay. Alright I think we got these, uh... 178 00:10:10,958 --> 00:10:12,699 How about you change into your next outfit. 179 00:10:12,742 --> 00:10:15,353 I ain't got no other outfit. 180 00:10:15,397 --> 00:10:18,356 Yeah. He only got one outfit. 181 00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:21,359 Of course he does. 182 00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:24,362 Alright um, how 'bout we take five? 183 00:10:24,406 --> 00:10:26,843 While I figure out what to do next. - My boy. 184 00:10:26,887 --> 00:10:29,846 - Hey Dae Dae! - What's up? - Smoke break! 185 00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:32,153 - Fo' sho'. - Let's go! 186 00:10:33,284 --> 00:10:36,287 Let me look at these pictures first. 187 00:10:36,853 --> 00:10:39,813 Man! 188 00:10:39,856 --> 00:10:42,467 Little blurry, but not too bad! 189 00:10:42,511 --> 00:10:45,340 Aye you know that, you know the story about Soulja Boy? 190 00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:47,777 - Talkin' 'bout in the house? - Yeah, they said they ran into the house, 191 00:10:47,821 --> 00:10:50,780 - He walked down on 'em, bow, bow, bow, bow! - Hey, hey! 192 00:10:50,824 --> 00:10:52,739 - Can you not, please? - Huh? 193 00:10:52,782 --> 00:10:55,132 Nah, it's alright, I played wide receiver, I got good hands. 194 00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:58,135 Yeah. I would've came in there like, playin' Lil Uzi 195 00:10:58,179 --> 00:11:02,618 [in slow motion] let it go, bow, bow, bow, bow! 196 00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,925 [Glass Shatters] No! 197 00:11:04,968 --> 00:11:06,709 Damn! 198 00:11:06,753 --> 00:11:08,711 Are you kidding me right now? 199 00:11:08,755 --> 00:11:11,714 I mean, I seriously ain't mean to drop it. 200 00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:14,195 But, mistakes do happen. 201 00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:17,198 - You broke my camera. - But you got insurance don't you? 202 00:11:17,241 --> 00:11:20,201 - Buy you another one man. - But I need them pictures though, I ain't gon' lie. 203 00:11:20,244 --> 00:11:23,204 We need to get them pictures out of there. 204 00:11:24,988 --> 00:11:27,425 Yeah so, did they at least pay you for the cameras? 205 00:11:27,469 --> 00:11:30,602 He tried to give me a lifetime of free tickets to his shows. 206 00:11:30,646 --> 00:11:33,083 [Laughing] Now that's disrespectful. 207 00:11:33,127 --> 00:11:35,912 - Now he should be paying you to go to his shows. - Right? 208 00:11:35,956 --> 00:11:38,915 If he doesn't pay me, I'll just have to file a claim with his record label. 209 00:11:38,959 --> 00:11:41,918 Never Gon' Get Your Bread Records? 210 00:11:41,962 --> 00:11:45,226 - That's funny. - It's just whack 'cause that's my livelihood. 211 00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:47,794 Yeah, I'm sorry man. Aye this should cover it. 212 00:11:47,837 --> 00:11:51,885 - Another please. - Uh, unless you gon' drink yourself into a lonely abyss, 213 00:11:51,928 --> 00:11:54,888 Yeah, you might wanna slow down Greg, especially since you have to drive. 214 00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:57,064 Whoa, whoa, whoa, you guys are both leaving? 215 00:11:57,107 --> 00:12:00,067 No, no, no, no, sit sit. 216 00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:03,287 - Join my pity party. Come on! - Nah, nah, nah man. 217 00:12:03,331 --> 00:12:05,986 - I can't get on that train. - You already on the train buddy. 218 00:12:06,029 --> 00:12:08,292 Your wife feels like you should comply or die, 219 00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:10,512 my ex is already dating somebody new, 220 00:12:10,555 --> 00:12:13,080 and Keith here has to shoot his next photoshoot with the iPhone five. 221 00:12:13,123 --> 00:12:16,083 - Bro. - It's the Casamigos talking. 222 00:12:16,126 --> 00:12:20,043 Yeah, aye, excuse me miss, could you please watch after our friend? 223 00:12:20,087 --> 00:12:23,003 - Here you go. Thank you, appreciate it. - That's from both of us. 224 00:12:23,046 --> 00:12:26,006 - Look at me. You good? - I'm good, I'm good. 225 00:12:26,049 --> 00:12:29,009 - Yeah. - Yo, call me if you need a ride bro. 226 00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:32,012 I ain't calling you. Get home safe. 227 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:41,848 ♪ Something's telling me we're gonna be alright 228 00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:49,116 - This place is dope. Yeah. - This is so nice. 229 00:12:49,159 --> 00:12:52,119 Sexy, these red lights. 230 00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:56,819 Bartender, I'll take a martini and a Jameson, neat. 231 00:12:56,863 --> 00:12:58,299 Thank you. 232 00:12:58,342 --> 00:13:02,129 You know, I cannot remember the last time me and you 233 00:13:02,172 --> 00:13:03,565 went out dancing. 234 00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:05,741 It had to be before Caleb was born. 235 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,744 We used to go out every weekend baby, what happened to us? 236 00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:11,747 We turned into our mom and dad. 237 00:13:11,791 --> 00:13:14,750 [Phone Dings] 238 00:13:14,794 --> 00:13:16,839 Hey that's the third time he's called since we been out. 239 00:13:16,883 --> 00:13:20,321 He probably just wants to know if he can stay up late playing Call of Duty. 240 00:13:25,021 --> 00:13:27,981 Caleb is the babysitter's responsibility right now, 241 00:13:28,024 --> 00:13:30,984 we are not answering anymore of his calls while we're out. 242 00:13:31,027 --> 00:13:34,030 - Promise me. - Okay. 243 00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:37,077 - You're right. No more. - Okay. 244 00:13:37,686 --> 00:13:40,645 Boom. Your phone is officially off. 245 00:13:40,689 --> 00:13:43,910 And it is now officially grown folks' time. 246 00:13:44,432 --> 00:13:48,175 I say, cheers to grown folks' time. 247 00:13:48,218 --> 00:13:51,178 Cheers. 248 00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:56,966 Damn Naomi. 249 00:13:57,010 --> 00:14:00,361 You are more beautiful today than you were when we first met. 250 00:14:03,930 --> 00:14:07,368 Do you remember what I was wearing the day we met? 251 00:14:07,411 --> 00:14:09,631 [Scoffs] Why would you do that? 252 00:14:09,674 --> 00:14:11,763 I'm just asking babe. 253 00:14:11,807 --> 00:14:13,591 A white pair of jeans... 254 00:14:13,635 --> 00:14:16,594 a flannel, fluffy-sleeved sweater... 255 00:14:16,638 --> 00:14:19,032 and sandals. 256 00:14:19,075 --> 00:14:21,425 - Thought I wouldn't remember huh? - Okay. 257 00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:24,428 - You got me. - How could I forget? 258 00:14:24,472 --> 00:14:27,431 That smile... 259 00:14:27,475 --> 00:14:30,434 that beautiful chocolate skin... 260 00:14:30,478 --> 00:14:33,481 lookin' like a life-size Hershey's kiss. 261 00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:37,789 Thank you baby. 262 00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:42,011 And you are very easy on the eyes yourself Mr. Johnson. 263 00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:44,666 Thank you. 264 00:14:44,709 --> 00:14:48,017 ♪ Yeah, got a pocket full of magic 265 00:14:49,279 --> 00:14:51,847 Well, mama is out now, 266 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,850 and my feet don't hurt yet so... 267 00:14:54,894 --> 00:14:57,853 come on. Let's see what these hips got in 'em. 268 00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:00,290 They say the hips don't lie, let's see. 269 00:15:00,334 --> 00:15:03,946 ♪ There's somethin' in me, risin' up ♪ Girl what you're doin' 270 00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:07,080 ♪ A different kind of love, got me down on my knees 271 00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:09,691 ♪ Like a confession babe, been a week 272 00:15:09,734 --> 00:15:12,694 ♪ I could really use your blessing babe 273 00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:16,480 ♪ Hallelujah, girl you got me line 'bout to 274 00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:19,744 ♪ Give this money to 'ya, guess I'm just payin' tithes 275 00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:22,747 ♪ Tithes, tithes tonight 276 00:15:22,791 --> 00:15:27,709 ♪ Amen, He has risen 277 00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:31,060 ♪ Girl we done went to church and your body's my religion 278 00:15:31,104 --> 00:15:35,804 ♪ I'm just paying tithes, tithes, tithes tonight 279 00:15:38,546 --> 00:15:41,114 ♪ Losin' my cool and it's alright 280 00:15:44,247 --> 00:15:47,120 [Groans] 281 00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:51,863 She had to be seeing this guy while we was still together. 282 00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:54,997 It is no way she is in a whole 'nother relationship 283 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:58,000 that fast. - Or, she just had him on reserve. 284 00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:02,135 - Reserve? - Yeah. Somebody we can call when our man ain't acting right. 285 00:16:02,178 --> 00:16:04,311 Wait, wait, wait, that's a thing? 286 00:16:04,354 --> 00:16:08,750 It is but--look, the best thing you can do is just stay out of her way. 287 00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:11,100 Every relationship isn't gonna have a happy ending. 288 00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:13,102 I, I want her to be happy. 289 00:16:13,146 --> 00:16:16,149 - Mhm. - I do. 290 00:16:16,845 --> 00:16:19,152 She's probably gonna be married by next month. 291 00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:22,155 I'm sure of it. 292 00:16:23,156 --> 00:16:24,984 I'll, I'll take another. 293 00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:27,943 - Oh no, you are done my friend. - No, no, no, no, no. 294 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,772 - What happened to the customer's always right. - No, not tonight buddy. 295 00:16:30,815 --> 00:16:33,775 - You're cut off. Maybe call you an uber. - I am an uber. 296 00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:37,126 Was an uber. 297 00:16:41,087 --> 00:16:44,699 - I'm leavin'. - Okay. Have a nice night. 298 00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:46,396 You too. 299 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:49,399 - You sure you good? - I'm good. - Alright. 300 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:54,317 - I feel great. Thank you. - Alright, that's what I'm here for. 301 00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:01,411 ♪ I won't holla, I won't, I won't holla 302 00:17:01,455 --> 00:17:04,980 ♪ I need big checks, I need good sex ♪ Don't want no stress 303 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:08,244 ♪ I need some of the sets, I want all of that 304 00:17:08,288 --> 00:17:11,160 ♪ Big crib, mad for my fans and for my kids 305 00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:14,729 ♪ You can, [Incoherent] 306 00:17:14,772 --> 00:17:17,297 ♪ I'm just told I'm the, where you going 307 00:17:17,340 --> 00:17:20,387 ♪ And my flow, for the day, it match my whip 308 00:17:20,430 --> 00:17:24,260 ♪ I want it now, I need it now, I need it 309 00:17:24,304 --> 00:17:27,263 ♪ [Incoherent] 310 00:17:27,307 --> 00:17:30,397 ♪ I won't stop, I promise 'til my time's up 311 00:17:30,440 --> 00:17:33,400 ♪ I got goals to reach it's like a cycle 312 00:17:36,664 --> 00:17:39,623 [Crash Noises] 313 00:17:52,201 --> 00:17:55,161 [Light Cricket Chirping] 314 00:18:03,430 --> 00:18:06,389 [Heavy Breathing] 315 00:18:08,522 --> 00:18:11,090 Excuse me, mister? Hey. 316 00:18:11,133 --> 00:18:13,135 Hey, are you okay? 317 00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:15,616 Okay, I am calling for help right now. 318 00:18:15,659 --> 00:18:18,619 - Please don't call the police. - Wait, are you crazy? You need help. 319 00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:21,622 - I'm fine! I'm fine. - I--are you sure? 320 00:18:21,665 --> 00:18:24,625 [Groans] 321 00:18:24,668 --> 00:18:27,628 Okay wait easy, easy. Okay. 322 00:18:28,281 --> 00:18:31,240 [Groans] 323 00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:34,243 Okay, alright, alright. 324 00:18:34,287 --> 00:18:37,203 You're okay. Slow, slow. 325 00:18:40,162 --> 00:18:43,252 W-what's your name? 326 00:18:43,296 --> 00:18:46,690 - Ursula. - Ursula. [Chuckles] 327 00:18:46,734 --> 00:18:49,693 I'm Greg. Nice to meet you. 328 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:53,262 Thank you for stopping, 329 00:18:53,306 --> 00:18:55,482 for me, um... 330 00:18:55,525 --> 00:18:58,441 but please don't call the police. 331 00:18:58,485 --> 00:19:02,358 The ambulance ride is expensive with my Obamacare. 332 00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:05,666 And that DUI charge on top of that? I guess that'd break the bank too huh? 333 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,712 How much have you had to drink? 334 00:19:08,756 --> 00:19:10,497 I lost count. 335 00:19:10,540 --> 00:19:13,152 You could've killed me back there! 336 00:19:13,195 --> 00:19:15,415 Didn't yo' mama raise you better than that? 337 00:19:15,458 --> 00:19:16,720 I'm sorry. 338 00:19:16,764 --> 00:19:19,767 I, I haven't been sleepin' lately. 339 00:19:20,333 --> 00:19:23,901 - I, I just need some rest-- - Listen, you cannot go to sleep, 340 00:19:23,945 --> 00:19:26,904 with a concussion. You do know that don't you? 341 00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:29,907 Yeah. Yeah. 342 00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:32,910 Um, well... 343 00:19:32,954 --> 00:19:37,350 I, I know a place that I can get checked out if... 344 00:19:38,438 --> 00:19:41,397 you'd give me a ride. 345 00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:43,269 You are just like my brother. 346 00:19:43,312 --> 00:19:46,272 And he is pretty damn stupid too. 347 00:19:49,013 --> 00:19:52,016 Well come on. Gimme your hand. 348 00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:55,629 Okay. [Groans] 349 00:19:56,325 --> 00:19:59,285 - Come on, take your time. - I'll, I'll just, I'll leave my car. 350 00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:03,767 - Here. - That's not my problem tonight, come on. 351 00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:07,510 Let's just, get you safe. 352 00:20:13,386 --> 00:20:16,389 [Omar] Yeah, yeah. [Giggling] 353 00:20:20,262 --> 00:20:21,481 Naomi, I had a great time tonight. 354 00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:23,831 I did too babe. 355 00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:26,834 But my feet are pissed! 356 00:20:26,877 --> 00:20:28,749 Okay? 357 00:20:28,792 --> 00:20:31,752 I know you're dying to turn your phone back on. 358 00:20:31,795 --> 00:20:34,276 Oh I already did that. When I was in the bathroom. 359 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:36,800 - I been sneak texting Caleb all night. - What? 360 00:20:36,844 --> 00:20:39,803 - Are you serious? - Baby, I couldn't help it. 361 00:20:39,847 --> 00:20:44,808 - I can't believe you. - Yeah, well last time I text him, he didn't reply 362 00:20:48,334 --> 00:20:50,292 So um... 363 00:20:50,336 --> 00:20:53,295 that means we have a little time. 364 00:20:53,339 --> 00:20:56,255 A little time for what exactly? 365 00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:01,434 You cannot be serious? 366 00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:03,174 Yeah, just like old times. 367 00:21:03,218 --> 00:21:05,786 When you had that beat up Subaru with the springs 368 00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:08,789 that were poking out the back seat. - Gon' call me out on that, 369 00:21:08,832 --> 00:21:12,271 - That was embarrassing. - Yeah, I still got the scars from that, you know. 370 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:16,840 Well, these seats are heated. 371 00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:22,281 Soft leather. 372 00:21:22,890 --> 00:21:24,979 Unless you're bougie. 373 00:21:25,022 --> 00:21:27,024 Ain't nobody bougie. 374 00:21:27,068 --> 00:21:29,331 We both too damn big. 375 00:21:29,375 --> 00:21:32,421 I'm 20 pounds heavier than I was back then, Omar. 376 00:21:33,335 --> 00:21:36,251 It's just more of you to love. 377 00:21:36,295 --> 00:21:40,124 ♪ You be my teacher, show me how to need you 378 00:21:40,908 --> 00:21:44,128 - I ain't scared. - You ain't scared? - Nah. 379 00:21:44,172 --> 00:21:47,480 That's what I'm talkin' about. Ain't nobody scared. 380 00:21:47,523 --> 00:21:50,526 Keep that same energy. Keep that same energy. 381 00:21:50,570 --> 00:21:53,529 That did not used to be that hard. [Laughing] 382 00:21:53,573 --> 00:21:56,532 Yeah but...mm. 383 00:21:56,576 --> 00:21:59,535 Come on. Come on back here. 384 00:21:59,579 --> 00:22:02,538 [Giggling] Be careful. 385 00:22:31,654 --> 00:22:33,743 [Moaning] 386 00:22:39,401 --> 00:22:41,708 [Phone Buzzing] 387 00:22:41,751 --> 00:22:44,406 No, no, no, no absolutely not. 388 00:22:44,450 --> 00:22:47,191 - Absolutely not this-- - Just wait, wait. 389 00:22:50,325 --> 00:22:53,284 Yes Caleb, we're on our way home, okay? 390 00:22:53,328 --> 00:22:55,765 [Caleb] I can see you and dad in the car, 391 00:22:55,809 --> 00:22:57,724 and I'm hungry. 392 00:22:57,767 --> 00:23:00,683 Oh! [Sighs] 393 00:23:00,727 --> 00:23:04,600 - Damn it! - Baby our son, is a hater. 394 00:23:04,644 --> 00:23:06,776 Oh my God, oh! 395 00:23:06,820 --> 00:23:09,779 - Is he still looking? - He is. 396 00:23:11,433 --> 00:23:14,436 Caleb go to bed! [Laughing] 397 00:23:18,005 --> 00:23:21,008 Oh well. He had to learn some way. 398 00:23:21,574 --> 00:23:24,490 Awe. [Smooches] 399 00:23:24,533 --> 00:23:27,493 - I love you. - I love you too. 400 00:23:39,026 --> 00:23:42,029 [Knocking] 401 00:23:52,822 --> 00:23:55,782 Greg. Serena ain't here. 402 00:23:57,392 --> 00:23:59,350 I know. 403 00:23:59,394 --> 00:24:01,265 Can you, can you help me? 404 00:24:01,309 --> 00:24:03,659 What happened to you? 405 00:24:03,703 --> 00:24:06,662 I had an accident. 406 00:24:09,491 --> 00:24:12,494 Come inside. Come on. 407 00:24:13,582 --> 00:24:16,237 ♪ Started out 408 00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:19,240 ♪ Now we on, fell in love 409 00:24:19,283 --> 00:24:22,243 ♪ But you always falling off 410 00:24:22,293 --> 00:24:26,843 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32580

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