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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,502 --> 00:00:02,503 [Car Approaching] 2 00:00:10,578 --> 00:00:11,979 [Birds Singing] 3 00:00:14,415 --> 00:00:16,184 [Omar] We checked everywhere. 4 00:00:17,585 --> 00:00:19,087 The parks. 5 00:00:19,587 --> 00:00:20,921 The hospital. 6 00:00:22,090 --> 00:00:23,791 His best friend's house. 7 00:00:24,592 --> 00:00:26,427 You know, Greg, if anything ever happened to my son-- 8 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:27,461 - Omar! 9 00:00:27,928 --> 00:00:29,029 Stop. 10 00:00:29,930 --> 00:00:31,432 Don't talk like that. 11 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:38,306 It's been a long night. 12 00:00:39,807 --> 00:00:41,742 You need some rest. 13 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:44,845 Maybe go inside, get a couple hours. 14 00:00:45,279 --> 00:00:46,880 Then, we'll get back at it. 15 00:00:47,948 --> 00:00:50,151 - Nah, look, I can't sleep. 16 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:58,092 Alright, let me just go get some clothes and shower up and, um, 17 00:00:58,126 --> 00:01:01,162 we can go by the police station, maybe they heard something. 18 00:01:06,700 --> 00:01:08,502 - O, look. 19 00:01:09,303 --> 00:01:10,204 Is... 20 00:01:10,471 --> 00:01:11,439 Is that...? 21 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:13,006 - That's his bike. 22 00:01:13,040 --> 00:01:14,275 That's his bike! 23 00:01:14,308 --> 00:01:16,310 [Uplifting Music] 24 00:01:18,146 --> 00:01:19,247 Caleb! 25 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:21,048 Caleb, Caleb! 26 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:22,183 - [Caleb] Hey. 27 00:01:25,886 --> 00:01:26,487 - You OK? 28 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:27,721 - Yeah, I'm good, Dad. 29 00:01:27,755 --> 00:01:28,922 I'm OK. OK? 30 00:01:33,161 --> 00:01:34,094 [He Sighs] 31 00:01:37,565 --> 00:01:38,899 [Keys Jangling] 32 00:01:47,775 --> 00:01:49,009 - [Greg] Jarvis. 33 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:51,011 We got him. 34 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:05,993 I prayed all night, this was nobody but God. 35 00:02:06,026 --> 00:02:08,362 - I guess me driving around all night means nothing. 36 00:02:08,396 --> 00:02:11,064 - You should be on your knees thanking God right now. 37 00:02:11,098 --> 00:02:12,666 He could've been kidnapped and hurt! 38 00:02:12,700 --> 00:02:13,701 - But he's not! 39 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:15,869 He's home and he's safe. 40 00:02:15,903 --> 00:02:16,904 [She Sighs] 41 00:02:18,372 --> 00:02:19,540 [He Sighs] 42 00:02:21,041 --> 00:02:23,844 Look I know it's been a long night for us and we're both riding on fumes 43 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:26,180 but I'm sure he's just as traumatized as we are. 44 00:02:26,214 --> 00:02:27,915 - I seriously doubt that. 45 00:02:27,948 --> 00:02:31,285 - We should talk to him, Naomi, I just think we shouldn't interrogate him right now. 46 00:02:31,319 --> 00:02:33,053 We should let him rest. 47 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:37,191 I still can't believe he went in my purse and got your address. 48 00:02:37,225 --> 00:02:39,159 Did he at least say why? 49 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:41,829 - [Caleb] 'Cause I miss Dad. 50 00:02:43,264 --> 00:02:45,199 And I wanted to go see him. 51 00:02:45,233 --> 00:02:47,735 - So you just run off in the middle of the night? 52 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:49,637 Do you know how dangerous that was? 53 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,505 - I didn't mean to scare anyone. 54 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:55,108 I didn't even think you would notice that I was gone. 55 00:02:56,577 --> 00:02:58,312 Caleb, why would you say that? 56 00:02:58,346 --> 00:03:00,914 Baby, of course I would know you're gone. 57 00:03:00,948 --> 00:03:02,583 I'm your mother. 58 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:04,585 We were worried sick about you! 59 00:03:04,618 --> 00:03:06,920 - Caleb, go back upstairs, son. 60 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:09,623 We'll come up and talk to you in a little bit. 61 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:10,924 - OK. 62 00:03:13,261 --> 00:03:15,429 [Ascending Footsteps] 63 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:25,306 - Naomi, um... 64 00:03:26,440 --> 00:03:28,909 Maybe I should keep Caleb full-time, 65 00:03:28,942 --> 00:03:30,177 [She Scoffs] just for awhile. 66 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:31,845 - We've talked about this! 67 00:03:31,879 --> 00:03:34,248 - Things are good between us, Naomi. 68 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:37,751 Now, we're in counseling and the way I see it, I'm gonna be moving back in soon 69 00:03:37,785 --> 00:03:39,320 so we won't have to have these conversations. 70 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:40,654 - But for now? 71 00:03:40,688 --> 00:03:43,190 - For now, he's getting taller, his voice is getting deeper, 72 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,426 and to be honest... 73 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:47,160 No offense, but... 74 00:03:47,194 --> 00:03:49,463 No matter how hard you try, 75 00:03:49,497 --> 00:03:51,332 you can never teach a boy how to be a man. 76 00:03:51,365 --> 00:03:53,434 - Oh, God, are you serious right now?! 77 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:56,704 - Well, you have your version, Naomi, but it's just different. 78 00:03:57,571 --> 00:04:01,675 That's an ignorant thing to say when countless women do it every day, Omar, 79 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:03,477 and probably better than a lot of men! 80 00:04:03,511 --> 00:04:05,379 - Don't twist my words, Naomi. You know what I mean. 81 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:07,481 - No, Omar, I don't. 82 00:04:15,323 --> 00:04:17,391 I'ma go order us some breakfast. 83 00:04:23,531 --> 00:04:26,400 [Hip-Hop Song Plays] 84 00:04:34,408 --> 00:04:35,643 [Song Continues] 85 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:36,877 Great, OK. [Song Stops] 86 00:04:36,910 --> 00:04:38,646 That was... There you go, I'm gonna give that back. 87 00:04:38,679 --> 00:04:40,180 - Yeah, huh?! 88 00:04:40,213 --> 00:04:41,982 [Chuckles Nervously] What do you think? 89 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:42,916 It's catchy, right? 90 00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:44,652 I-I would definitely, um, 91 00:04:44,685 --> 00:04:46,820 I wouldn't listen to it in the car. 92 00:04:46,854 --> 00:04:48,255 Um... [Clicks Tongue] 93 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:49,222 Or at home. 94 00:04:49,256 --> 00:04:50,691 - Where would you listen to it? 95 00:04:51,091 --> 00:04:52,225 I wouldn't. 96 00:04:52,593 --> 00:04:54,495 I'm sorry I didn't make that clear. 97 00:04:54,528 --> 00:04:57,898 Listen, Nancy, I appreciate the opportunities 98 00:04:57,931 --> 00:05:04,438 but I'm just not sure I'm inspired to shoot an album cover for Lil Day Day. 99 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:08,509 - Lil Day Day's an up-and-coming artist, just like yourself! 100 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:10,378 I think he could be big one day! 101 00:05:10,411 --> 00:05:15,949 - And that's great but, you know, I was just hoping for a more established artist. 102 00:05:16,617 --> 00:05:17,718 I get it. 103 00:05:17,751 --> 00:05:19,119 I do. 104 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,254 You had a successful photo gallery which caught my attention 105 00:05:21,288 --> 00:05:23,724 and I believe in you. 106 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:26,093 But you still have to pay your dues to get the big covers 107 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:29,196 and shooting for artists like Lil Day Day puts you on that path. 108 00:05:29,229 --> 00:05:30,063 [He Sighs] 109 00:05:30,731 --> 00:05:32,032 Oh. [She Chuckles] 110 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:33,867 You might have to do a shoot for all the "lil" rappers 111 00:05:33,901 --> 00:05:35,202 before you get where you want to be. 112 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:37,070 - (laughs) I hope not! 113 00:05:37,471 --> 00:05:39,873 There's a lot of "lil" rappers out there, um... 114 00:05:39,907 --> 00:05:42,643 - Just have patience, Keith. 115 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:45,579 You hired me to be your agent, so trust me! 116 00:05:46,414 --> 00:05:49,282 Kill this shoot, then we climb the ladder. 117 00:05:49,750 --> 00:05:51,419 Only way to go is up. 118 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:54,154 Right? Yeah? 119 00:05:54,855 --> 00:05:56,056 - Yeah... 120 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:57,224 - [Jarvis] Alright. 121 00:05:57,257 --> 00:05:59,292 Oh, she starts with a little mustard activity. 122 00:05:59,326 --> 00:06:01,495 Yeah, lemme do some mustard... 123 00:06:01,862 --> 00:06:02,630 - [Lisa] Hey. 124 00:06:02,663 --> 00:06:03,431 - Oh, hey, what's up? 125 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:05,433 - Uh, what are you doing today? 126 00:06:05,466 --> 00:06:09,570 - Uh, well believe it or not, I'm rolling with Omar to Keith's place. 127 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:10,738 - Oh, they made up! 128 00:06:10,771 --> 00:06:11,839 [He Laughs] 129 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,508 - Not yet but look, today could go either way. 130 00:06:14,542 --> 00:06:16,343 - Oh, well good luck! 131 00:06:17,110 --> 00:06:19,279 Um, Karen's just gonna stop by. 132 00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:20,581 - Alright. - And, uh, 133 00:06:20,614 --> 00:06:22,750 she may or may not bring Kevin. 134 00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:23,851 - What? 135 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:27,020 No way, listen, after everything he put me through? 136 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:29,490 Why would you even suggest that? - OK, calm down, Jarvis. 137 00:06:29,523 --> 00:06:31,425 I know you guys aren't seeing eye to eye right now... 138 00:06:31,459 --> 00:06:33,927 - Uh, no, 'cause if I was eye to eye with him, 139 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:35,295 I'd probably rearrange his face. 140 00:06:35,328 --> 00:06:38,198 - Yeah, OK, because the last time you were in a fight 141 00:06:38,231 --> 00:06:39,433 was in elementary school? 142 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:42,035 - And I won that one, so technically I'm undefeated. 143 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,103 [She Sighs] 144 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:46,039 Karen is my best friend, OK? Rain or shine. 145 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:50,010 Just like how Greg and Keith and Omar are your best friends. 146 00:06:50,043 --> 00:06:51,779 And Kevin just happens to be her husband. 147 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:53,213 So... - Hmm. 148 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:54,782 You know, even if it makes you angry, 149 00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:56,450 sorry, you're just gonna have to deal with it. 150 00:06:56,484 --> 00:06:58,018 - (laughs) OK... - I just need you 151 00:06:58,051 --> 00:07:02,523 to have a beer with him while Karen and I catch up, OK? 152 00:07:03,891 --> 00:07:04,858 OK... [He Exhales] 153 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:06,093 Oh! 154 00:07:06,326 --> 00:07:08,061 How was the deposition? 155 00:07:09,396 --> 00:07:10,631 - You remembered. 156 00:07:10,664 --> 00:07:12,132 - Of course I remembered. 157 00:07:12,165 --> 00:07:15,936 - Well, the police chief tried to twist my words but I made my point. 158 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:19,673 Look... [She Sighs] 159 00:07:19,707 --> 00:07:22,442 Jarvis, I know you wanted me there. 160 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:27,848 But I just couldn't step foot in that station and relive what happened. 161 00:07:29,349 --> 00:07:31,685 - I'm sure it was very hard for you. 162 00:07:31,719 --> 00:07:32,820 [She Scoffs] 163 00:07:32,853 --> 00:07:34,788 - You're being sarcastic. 164 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:37,190 You know how I feel about this. 165 00:07:37,224 --> 00:07:39,493 If you had just given the officer your license, 166 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:41,161 then none of this would have escalated. 167 00:07:41,194 --> 00:07:43,831 - Yeah, you've made that point clear several times. 168 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:44,565 [She Sighs] 169 00:07:45,432 --> 00:07:47,467 My rights were violated, Lisa. 170 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:49,703 OK? 171 00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,873 If you don't stand for something then you'll fall for anything. 172 00:07:53,273 --> 00:07:54,775 - Yeah, OK... [She Snorts] 173 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,176 Greg. 174 00:07:56,209 --> 00:07:57,377 See ya later. 175 00:07:59,613 --> 00:08:00,914 [Departing Footsteps] 176 00:08:02,583 --> 00:08:03,651 [Hip-Hop Song Plays] 177 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:09,222 [Brakes Squeal] 178 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,663 Well, here we are. 179 00:08:17,064 --> 00:08:18,031 - We can go with you, O. 180 00:08:18,065 --> 00:08:19,232 - No! 181 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:21,468 This is something I have to handle myself. 182 00:08:25,138 --> 00:08:27,207 If I'm not back in 20 minutes, you know what to do. 183 00:08:27,240 --> 00:08:29,076 - 20 minutes? [Jarvis Laughs] 184 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:31,779 A lot can happen in 20 minutes. - A lot! 185 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:34,948 - Let's make it 10 minutes. - Yeah, yeah. 186 00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:36,116 That's smart. - Yeah. 187 00:08:36,149 --> 00:08:37,484 [Jarvis] 10 feels right. 188 00:08:37,517 --> 00:08:38,886 [Omar Sighs] 189 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:39,853 - Hoo... 190 00:08:44,692 --> 00:08:45,859 - You got it. 191 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,698 [Song Continues] 192 00:08:58,005 --> 00:08:59,640 [Knocks On Door] 193 00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:05,345 [Keith Sighs] - Hey, man. 194 00:09:05,378 --> 00:09:06,513 Hey, Keith. 195 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:14,622 I just wanted to thank you for helping me look for Caleb. 196 00:09:15,188 --> 00:09:16,790 I really appreciate it, man. 197 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:19,192 [Clicks Tongue] - Yeah, well, 198 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,361 I certainly didn't do it for you. 199 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,730 I did it for him. 200 00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:25,733 I'm glad he's OK though. 201 00:09:29,737 --> 00:09:30,838 Can I come in? 202 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:44,818 - I would offer you a drink but, um, 203 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:45,953 I'm not going to. 204 00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:46,754 [Omar Chuckles] 205 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:48,756 Thanks. 206 00:09:49,556 --> 00:09:51,692 I guess. 207 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:58,598 For the last month, I've, um... 208 00:09:59,900 --> 00:10:02,069 I've really been beating myself up about what I did. 209 00:10:02,102 --> 00:10:03,103 - Really? 210 00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:05,372 I don't see any black eyes. 211 00:10:05,405 --> 00:10:07,407 Your arm's not in a sling. 212 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:08,709 You got both your feet. 213 00:10:09,076 --> 00:10:10,410 - I'm sorry, man. 214 00:10:13,246 --> 00:10:15,448 I know how much Bianca meant to you, and... 215 00:10:16,950 --> 00:10:18,451 And I was wrong. 216 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,588 I know how much you liked her. 217 00:10:22,289 --> 00:10:24,958 But Keith, I also knew she was not the one for you. 218 00:10:26,426 --> 00:10:27,761 - Oh! So... 219 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:30,698 [Stammers] So, what, you were just, uh, 220 00:10:30,731 --> 00:10:32,265 taking her off my hands, is that it? 221 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:32,933 [Omar Sighs] 222 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:34,567 Wow! 223 00:10:34,601 --> 00:10:36,770 (sarcastically) Wow, well, then thank you, man! 224 00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:38,505 - No, no... - Thank you so much! 225 00:10:38,538 --> 00:10:40,473 - Honestly, bro! 226 00:10:42,142 --> 00:10:45,645 I know this is not a good excuse, but... 227 00:10:46,546 --> 00:10:51,484 That night with Bianca at the bar, I was drinking and... I wasn't thinking straight. 228 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:55,856 And the only thing that mattered was my feelings. 229 00:10:55,889 --> 00:10:56,757 [Keith Scoffs] 230 00:10:56,790 --> 00:10:58,125 Keith, I was looking for something. 231 00:10:58,158 --> 00:11:00,761 Someone, anyone... 232 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,063 To make me feel better. 233 00:11:06,166 --> 00:11:07,901 And there was Bianca. 234 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:12,639 Right time, right place. 235 00:11:15,943 --> 00:11:17,210 I mean, the... 236 00:11:17,244 --> 00:11:20,981 The wrong time and the wrong place, Keith but either way... 237 00:11:21,681 --> 00:11:23,917 It was extremely selfish. 238 00:11:25,986 --> 00:11:27,687 And I'm truly sorry, bro. 239 00:11:27,955 --> 00:11:28,989 [Keith Scoffs] 240 00:11:29,022 --> 00:11:30,690 - You know what I think it is? I think... 241 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:35,328 I think you just couldn't take it, could you? 242 00:11:36,696 --> 00:11:37,831 - What are you talking about? 243 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,900 - You know, growing up, 244 00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:42,102 you always had your pick of the ladies. 245 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:43,270 You know that? 246 00:11:44,537 --> 00:11:46,173 Me, I was just... 247 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,341 I just had to take one for the team. 248 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,342 - Keith, that's not true-- 249 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,577 - Oh, it's true. 250 00:11:50,610 --> 00:11:53,113 (laughs) Do you remember high school 251 00:11:53,146 --> 00:11:56,683 when we went out with your girlfriend, what was her name, Ebony? 252 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:58,952 And she brought her friend along 253 00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:00,487 with that Lil Boosie fade? 254 00:12:00,520 --> 00:12:03,190 - Yeah, but I mean she was pretty, Keith. 255 00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:05,158 - She looked like Mannie Fresh in heels, Omar. 256 00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:06,026 [Omar Chuckles] 257 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,828 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. 258 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,196 - I think... 259 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,832 That for once... 260 00:12:12,299 --> 00:12:17,337 I might have actually gotten the girl over you. 261 00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,073 And you just couldn't take it. 262 00:12:20,640 --> 00:12:22,042 Me... 263 00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:23,877 Over you. 264 00:12:26,914 --> 00:12:28,148 Just admit it, dude. 265 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,352 - Keith... 266 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:36,656 You've always had what it takes to get the girl. 267 00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,827 You don't even have to try! 268 00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,194 You're smart. 269 00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,864 You're creative. [Omar Chuckles] 270 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:45,999 And your personality, it's... 271 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:49,036 Very specific. 272 00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:53,173 - Wait, I'm... specific? 273 00:12:53,573 --> 00:12:56,476 Wait, that's the word you use to describe me, "specific"?! 274 00:12:56,509 --> 00:13:00,147 - Keith, what I'm trying to say is some women may prefer me, 275 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:03,416 and other women may prefer you for how you are. 276 00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:07,955 You're one of the most genuine people I've ever met, Keith. 277 00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:10,290 And women love that. 278 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:12,359 Don't ever change. 279 00:13:18,698 --> 00:13:21,034 Keith, we haven't seen you in over a month. 280 00:13:23,536 --> 00:13:25,238 The fellas miss you, and... 281 00:13:29,642 --> 00:13:31,578 I really want my friend back. 282 00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:39,552 Well, that's... good to know. 283 00:13:40,287 --> 00:13:41,621 Because... 284 00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:44,057 I miss you guys, too. 285 00:13:44,091 --> 00:13:45,092 You know, I just... 286 00:13:45,125 --> 00:13:45,893 [Loud Footsteps] 287 00:13:45,926 --> 00:13:47,727 [Door Bursts Open] 288 00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:49,662 What the... 289 00:13:50,563 --> 00:13:51,932 What are y'all doin' here?! 290 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,633 - Um... - (panting) So it's... 291 00:13:53,666 --> 00:13:54,567 Everything's OK? 292 00:13:54,601 --> 00:13:55,302 - With what?! 293 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:56,436 [Omar Stammers] 294 00:13:58,138 --> 00:13:59,739 - Keith, I told them that if I didn't come back in 10 minutes that I'd need backup. 295 00:13:59,772 --> 00:14:00,807 - Are you serious?! 296 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:02,709 - Hey, look, you might've turned crazy, man. 297 00:14:02,742 --> 00:14:04,411 You can't be too careful nowadays, Keith. 298 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:05,845 I mean, I'm sorry. 299 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,047 [He Sighs] 300 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,348 Look. 301 00:14:09,950 --> 00:14:12,219 I told myself that there's really only one way that we can get past all this 302 00:14:12,252 --> 00:14:13,586 and be boys again. 303 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:14,654 - OK. 304 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,589 - Yeah, I mean... 305 00:14:18,325 --> 00:14:19,359 - What is it? 306 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,131 [Knuckles Crack] 307 00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:26,766 - [Jarvis] Oh, you crackin' knuckles and everything. 308 00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:29,903 [Greg] I don't know what Keith is trying to prove 309 00:14:29,937 --> 00:14:31,504 by challenging you to a boxing match, 310 00:14:31,538 --> 00:14:32,839 but I ain't going to his funeral. 311 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:34,774 - I think you need to figure another way out of this... 312 00:14:34,807 --> 00:14:36,676 - Don't worry fellas, I'll take it easy on him. 313 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,012 - Or you can hit him with a quick uppercut. 314 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:40,147 End it fast, right? 315 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,182 - Yo! - Listen, he just feels violated 316 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,351 and wants to maintain some of his manhood, I get it. 317 00:14:44,384 --> 00:14:46,353 I mean, let's just go along with it. 318 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:48,455 [Hip-Hop Music] 319 00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:51,891 - (scoffs) You don't seem ready to fight me, Omar. 320 00:14:52,993 --> 00:14:54,794 Maybe you should do some push-ups. 321 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,998 - Keith, are you sure you really want to do this? 322 00:14:58,031 --> 00:14:58,999 I mean... 323 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,567 - This has already happened in my mind. 324 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,070 Now, it's just about putting it into action. 325 00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:11,444 I don't know what he meant by that, 326 00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:13,413 but I felt it in my soul. 327 00:15:14,681 --> 00:15:16,116 OK, Omar, Look. 328 00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:18,051 We're doing one three-minute round, right? 329 00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,720 So go in there and control the tempo early, yeah? 330 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:23,423 Move your feet, hold your hands up, and you're golden. 331 00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:27,560 - Or I could just run around till the time expires, right? 332 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,129 You're taking care of your boy. 333 00:15:29,162 --> 00:15:30,697 - Right, yeah. See? [Jarvis Laughs] 334 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,165 Work smarter not harder. 335 00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:33,900 - Alright, so what's the game plan? 336 00:15:33,933 --> 00:15:36,169 - You're the trainer. What is the game plan, Greg? 337 00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:37,971 You tell me what the game plan is. - Right, right, OK. 338 00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:39,639 [Stammers] So, um... 339 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,308 Use the jab, right? - Yes. 340 00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:44,211 Alright, stick a move and if you get hit, 341 00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:45,678 just stay down. 342 00:15:47,380 --> 00:15:49,582 - Make sure you don't tire yourself early, right? 343 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,518 Don't tire yourself out, O, because you bigger 344 00:15:51,551 --> 00:15:53,620 and you got less stamina. 345 00:15:53,920 --> 00:15:55,188 - What?! 346 00:15:55,222 --> 00:15:56,923 Jarvis, my stamina is fine, OK? 347 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,926 - I'm just saying though, you already breathing heavy. We ain't even started. 348 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,494 - You are a terrible trainer, man. 349 00:16:01,528 --> 00:16:02,929 Seriously, no, you are terrible. 350 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:04,397 How did I get you? [Omar And Jarvis Arguing] 351 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,766 - Uh, you mind if I bet on this? 352 00:16:06,799 --> 00:16:08,768 - (laughs) You'd be stupid not to. 353 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,370 - Great. Yo, Jarvis! 354 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:10,937 - Yo. 355 00:16:10,970 --> 00:16:12,172 - Friendly wager. 356 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,274 100 says Keith gets knocked out in the first minute. 357 00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,076 - Hey! - I say 30 seconds! 358 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:17,110 - Guys-- - Deal! 359 00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:18,111 - [Jarvis] Alright! - That's what I said. 360 00:16:18,145 --> 00:16:18,945 - That's what I'm sayin'. 361 00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,947 - Come on, let's go. - Oh, OK. 362 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:21,948 - Ready? - Yeah. 363 00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:22,749 - How's that feel? 364 00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:23,950 - Not really good but... 365 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,218 - [Greg] You good? - Yeah, it's great, thanks. 366 00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:26,786 - We got money on it now, huh? 367 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,621 - Alright. Alright, guys. 368 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,124 I want a nice, clean fight, OK? 369 00:16:31,158 --> 00:16:33,960 Time starts... 370 00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:34,761 Now! 371 00:16:34,794 --> 00:16:35,862 [Keith Shouts] 372 00:16:35,895 --> 00:16:36,963 [All Exclaiming] 373 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:38,031 - What was that?! 374 00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:39,299 What is... - [Jarvis] Alright. 375 00:16:39,332 --> 00:16:40,633 Bob and weave! 376 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,735 - OK, stick and move, stick and move! 377 00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,504 - Watch that. Is your guy wrestling?! 378 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:47,974 Bob and weave with it. 379 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:48,775 Move it! 380 00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:50,143 [Keith Shouts] Nice, nice! 381 00:16:50,177 --> 00:16:51,478 - [Greg] Good feet work! 382 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,246 Keep your hands up, keep your hands up! 383 00:16:53,280 --> 00:16:55,282 - Hit him with the left! - Don't get hit with the left! 384 00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:57,250 [All Yelling] 385 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,018 - [Jarvis] Throw the left! 386 00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:01,088 - Oh, he's really trying to hurt him! 387 00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:04,091 I see you, Keith! 388 00:17:04,857 --> 00:17:06,293 Oh, so y'all huggin' now? 389 00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:08,461 - Keith, I apologize. 390 00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:09,896 We can stop now. 391 00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:11,898 Let's just call it even. 392 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,566 - One of us is taking the W. 393 00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:15,135 One's taking the L. 394 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,803 And I'm not taking that L. 395 00:17:16,836 --> 00:17:18,805 So, what's that leave you with, huh? 396 00:17:19,506 --> 00:17:21,108 - You just confused the hell outta me. 397 00:17:21,708 --> 00:17:22,509 [Blow Lands] 398 00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:23,876 [Greg And Jarvis Shouting] 399 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:25,678 - O, you alright? 400 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,114 - O, you cool, you good? 401 00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:27,947 - [Keith] Whoo! 402 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:29,482 - Omar, you OK? [Keith Whooping] 403 00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:30,983 Yo! 404 00:17:31,017 --> 00:17:33,153 Yo, Keith you got him! Good job, man, that's what I'm talking about! 405 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,122 - We doin' it, baby! We doin' it! - Let's go! Let's go! 406 00:17:35,155 --> 00:17:36,189 - Let's go, man-- 407 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,157 [Blow Lands] 408 00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:41,461 - Is he breathing? 409 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,230 - [Greg] Oh, my God! 410 00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:45,265 Keith, are you OK? 411 00:17:45,298 --> 00:17:46,533 - [Jarvis] He's still breathing. 412 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:48,401 - [Greg] Oh, my God. 413 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,404 Keith, are you OK? 414 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:53,706 - What happened? 415 00:17:53,740 --> 00:17:55,375 - You really don't remember? 416 00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:58,945 - Well, I remember I hit Omar and he was against the ropes 417 00:17:58,978 --> 00:18:01,748 and then everything went blank. 418 00:18:03,483 --> 00:18:05,084 - Uh... 419 00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:08,020 Which one of you guys wants to tell him? 420 00:18:08,054 --> 00:18:09,222 - I got it. 421 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:10,890 So, unfortunately, you-- 422 00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:15,428 - You and Omar knocked each other out at the same time! 423 00:18:16,263 --> 00:18:17,730 - What? 424 00:18:17,764 --> 00:18:18,965 Really? 425 00:18:18,998 --> 00:18:21,134 - Yeah, man. Yo, you got him with a cold right hook. 426 00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:23,403 He got you with the uppercut though, but it was smooth. 427 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:25,205 You did your thing in there! 428 00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:26,773 [Greg Laughs] 429 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:30,743 Let's get you up. [Keith Groans] 430 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,044 Alright. 431 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:35,515 - So, I really knocked you out, Omar? 432 00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:38,518 - Yeah! Y-Yeah! 433 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:41,521 Yeah, hey, I've never seen nothin' like it! 434 00:18:41,554 --> 00:18:43,590 Boy, you got them hands, boy! 435 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,725 - You a cold boy, you a cold boy! 436 00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:47,160 [They Laugh] 437 00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:49,196 - Sorry I had to do it to you, you know? 438 00:18:49,229 --> 00:18:51,631 Sometimes, you just gotta do a man's work. 439 00:18:52,031 --> 00:18:53,200 - Yeah. - Yeah. 440 00:18:53,233 --> 00:18:54,033 - Yeah. 441 00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:55,368 - It's all good. 442 00:18:56,969 --> 00:19:00,039 So, we good now, Keith? 443 00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:03,910 - We good, bro. 444 00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,044 - Oh-ho! 445 00:19:05,077 --> 00:19:06,078 God! - Come on, man. 446 00:19:06,446 --> 00:19:07,780 Man, I'm so glad it's over! 447 00:19:07,814 --> 00:19:10,250 Come on. Yo, my brothers! - [Keith] Yeah. 448 00:19:10,283 --> 00:19:11,918 [They Sigh] 449 00:19:11,951 --> 00:19:13,253 - Hey! 450 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:14,754 How about we get a drink later? 451 00:19:14,787 --> 00:19:16,122 - How about you paying for it? 452 00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:17,190 - Yes, I got it. - Let's go. 453 00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:18,090 - Let's do it. 454 00:19:18,124 --> 00:19:19,192 [All Shouting] - [Jarvis] This way! 455 00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:20,227 This way. 456 00:19:20,260 --> 00:19:22,229 - [Keith] This way? [Bell Rings] 457 00:19:22,729 --> 00:19:24,897 [Glasses Clinking] 458 00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:33,740 - Yeah, no. 459 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,309 So, look, I don't know if Lisa told you 460 00:19:36,343 --> 00:19:39,479 but I already have plans tonight so I only have about an hour before I take off... 461 00:19:39,779 --> 00:19:41,314 - I get it, man, all good. 462 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:42,649 - Yeah. 463 00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,485 - Look, I know you feel like you wanna rearrange my face but... 464 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,919 - What makes you say that? 465 00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:50,757 You said it to Lisa, Lisa told Karen, 466 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:54,160 Karen told me, literally your exact words. 467 00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:58,164 - Yeah, well I said that in the heat of the moment, right? 468 00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,233 Not seeing your face would be just fine. 469 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,668 [They Laugh] 470 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,270 - I get it. - Yeah. 471 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,238 I tried to send you a bunch of text messages to apologize so I don't know 472 00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:07,374 what you want me to do but... 473 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:08,808 I feel awful. 474 00:20:08,841 --> 00:20:10,277 - For? 475 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:14,381 For putting out the press release. 476 00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:16,716 For using me? 477 00:20:17,450 --> 00:20:20,086 For your company to save face at my expense? 478 00:20:20,119 --> 00:20:22,355 - Yeah, that too, but I suffered, too. 479 00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:23,890 - (laughs) OK, OK... 480 00:20:24,391 --> 00:20:26,293 - My dad fired me from the firm. 481 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,529 Said I really disappointed him this time. 482 00:20:29,562 --> 00:20:30,530 - Really? 483 00:20:30,563 --> 00:20:32,532 I'm just a big screw-up, I guess. 484 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,001 [Jarvis Exhales] 485 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,236 - Look, Kev. I... 486 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:40,973 I know our wives are best friends, which is great. 487 00:20:41,641 --> 00:20:44,711 Yeah, but we don't have to force anything. 488 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:47,179 Alright? I don't even think we have much in common. 489 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:49,716 - Sure we do! 490 00:20:49,749 --> 00:20:50,750 - Like what? 491 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,387 We both drive Range Rovers. 492 00:20:54,421 --> 00:20:55,788 I just have the HSE model 493 00:20:55,822 --> 00:20:57,724 but I totally understand wanting to save 30 grand-- 494 00:20:57,757 --> 00:21:00,393 - To put back in the stock market but what else? 495 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:01,628 - We both love Korean barbecue. 496 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:03,796 - I hate Korean barbecue. 497 00:21:03,830 --> 00:21:06,466 I only said that last year because Lisa took me there for my birthday 498 00:21:06,499 --> 00:21:07,734 and I didn't wanna ruin the night. 499 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:08,835 - Oh. 500 00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:10,069 Well, that sucks. 501 00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,339 - Yeah. I mean, who pays all that money 502 00:21:12,372 --> 00:21:14,907 and still then has to cook their own food at the table? 503 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:15,942 Who does that? 504 00:21:18,578 --> 00:21:19,612 Maybe you're right. 505 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,414 Maybe we don't have that much in common. 506 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:24,216 - I don't see it. - But that doesn't mean we can't start over, huh? 507 00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:25,818 To get to know each other, huh? 508 00:21:25,852 --> 00:21:28,655 - Look, I don't want to go on a first date with you, Kevin. 509 00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,557 Next thing I know, you'll be telling me your favorite color. 510 00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:31,724 - Blue. - See? 511 00:21:31,758 --> 00:21:33,860 - I'm a burger connoisseur, a semi-pro poker player, 512 00:21:33,893 --> 00:21:34,861 I like birds, I collect stamps-- 513 00:21:34,894 --> 00:21:36,429 - OK, whoa, whoa, whoa, run that back. 514 00:21:36,463 --> 00:21:37,764 You play poker? 515 00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,265 - For almost 20 years. 516 00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:41,267 I am unbeatable. 517 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:42,935 - So, you play for money? 518 00:21:42,969 --> 00:21:43,870 [He Laughs] 519 00:21:43,903 --> 00:21:45,171 - Let's just put it this way. 520 00:21:45,204 --> 00:21:47,139 I'm not the one you want to bet against. 521 00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:48,608 - Huh. 522 00:21:50,076 --> 00:21:52,879 I know someone who throws poker tournaments in his basement for cash. 523 00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:53,946 - Oh, yeah? 524 00:21:53,980 --> 00:21:56,549 - We, uh, we could possibly use a ringer. 525 00:21:58,885 --> 00:22:00,052 - [Greg] Four in the corner. 526 00:22:00,086 --> 00:22:01,454 Oh! - [Omar] Oh, scratch! 527 00:22:01,488 --> 00:22:03,255 - [Jarvis] Hey, hey, who winnin'? 528 00:22:03,289 --> 00:22:04,457 Who winnin'? 529 00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:05,592 - Yo, it is Jarvis?! 530 00:22:05,625 --> 00:22:06,626 - Hey! 531 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:07,960 - What are you doin' out the house? 532 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:09,028 - Wifey let him out. 533 00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:09,929 - Well, I am glad you're here 534 00:22:09,962 --> 00:22:11,130 'cause these guys are cleaned out. 535 00:22:11,163 --> 00:22:12,632 I need somebody with deep pockets. 536 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:13,966 My next victim, let's go! 537 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,535 - Look, we all know you a shark, Greg. 538 00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:17,804 Go hunt for somebody else. - [Omar] He's not a shark, stop lying. 539 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:18,905 - [Jarvis] What are we drinking tonight? 540 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:21,107 - Jameson, the usual. Come on, man. 541 00:22:21,140 --> 00:22:22,074 - Nice, nice. 542 00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:24,811 OK, same thing, same thing. Thank you. 543 00:22:24,844 --> 00:22:26,646 Uh-oh, wait a minute. 544 00:22:26,679 --> 00:22:29,048 What's goin' on, where's your strawberry daiquiri? 545 00:22:29,081 --> 00:22:31,217 - They say your taste buds change every seven years. 546 00:22:31,250 --> 00:22:33,219 - OK, drinking grown man drinks now. 547 00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:34,554 I like it! 548 00:22:34,587 --> 00:22:37,724 - That's right, that's right, and knocking out grown men, too. 549 00:22:37,757 --> 00:22:39,659 [They Groan] - [Omar] Hey, Keith. 550 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,794 Come on now, you did not have to publicize that. 551 00:22:41,828 --> 00:22:43,463 - What, I mean it happened. 552 00:22:43,496 --> 00:22:44,764 You have to own it, bro. 553 00:22:44,797 --> 00:22:46,165 That's part of your history now. 554 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,299 [Hip-Hop Song Plays] 555 00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:52,639 What? 556 00:22:52,672 --> 00:22:55,808 - Actually, it didn't happen. 557 00:22:55,842 --> 00:22:57,009 - Thank you! 558 00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,611 Look, Greg lied to you. 559 00:22:58,645 --> 00:23:00,346 Omar hit you with a clean uppercut 560 00:23:00,379 --> 00:23:02,348 and it was rock-a-bye baby! 561 00:23:02,381 --> 00:23:03,349 [They Laugh] 562 00:23:03,382 --> 00:23:04,517 - [Keith] OK, but... 563 00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:05,585 You guys said that I-- 564 00:23:05,618 --> 00:23:07,954 - I know what we said, Keith, OK? 565 00:23:07,987 --> 00:23:09,822 We said it to make you feel better in the moment. 566 00:23:09,856 --> 00:23:11,190 - Why are you smiling? 567 00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:12,459 - I-I'm not smiling. 568 00:23:12,492 --> 00:23:14,527 - Look, we were wrong for trying to protect your feelings. 569 00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:16,863 Alright, the truth is you got knocked out. 570 00:23:17,129 --> 00:23:18,431 You got knocked out. 571 00:23:18,465 --> 00:23:20,332 - (cackling) You were asleep! 572 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:22,802 - It was bad. [Jarvis Laughing] 573 00:23:23,470 --> 00:23:24,471 - Then, I want a rematch. 574 00:23:24,504 --> 00:23:26,506 [All Exclaiming] - No, no! 575 00:23:26,539 --> 00:23:28,475 - Uh-uh. - Absolutely not! 576 00:23:28,508 --> 00:23:29,542 Keith, it is over. 577 00:23:29,576 --> 00:23:32,344 I'm sorry, I apologized already but I'm done. 578 00:23:32,378 --> 00:23:33,145 Just leave me alone. 579 00:23:33,179 --> 00:23:34,847 - It's done! It's done. 580 00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:35,548 - Fine. 581 00:23:35,582 --> 00:23:36,382 - OK, yeah. 582 00:23:36,415 --> 00:23:37,484 So, Omar, look. 583 00:23:37,517 --> 00:23:39,886 You know how your uncle's highly competitive. 584 00:23:39,919 --> 00:23:42,054 And we always lose at poker. 585 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:44,891 I've lost to him enough to pay for his mortgage the last two months. 586 00:23:44,924 --> 00:23:47,059 - [Greg] Yeah, next time we play I'm using Usher bucks. 587 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:48,127 [Jarvis Laughs] 588 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:49,629 - So, what's your point, Jarvis? 589 00:23:49,662 --> 00:23:53,199 - I think I've finally found a way to dethrone him once and for all! 590 00:23:53,232 --> 00:23:54,934 - [Omar] Hmm... 591 00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:57,537 I'm listening. 592 00:23:57,570 --> 00:23:58,805 - Alright, bet, like it. 593 00:23:58,838 --> 00:24:01,007 So Kevin, he's a professional poker player. 594 00:24:01,040 --> 00:24:02,642 - Kevin who? 595 00:24:02,675 --> 00:24:04,511 Kevin the culture vulture? 596 00:24:04,544 --> 00:24:07,914 Kevin, the one who tried to sabotage your entire reputation? 597 00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:10,416 Why in the hell would I invite him to my uncle's house, Jarvis? 598 00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:14,186 - Look, he came by today and he apologized profusely, right? 599 00:24:14,220 --> 00:24:15,588 I mean, his father fired him. 600 00:24:15,622 --> 00:24:16,388 - Good! 601 00:24:16,422 --> 00:24:17,657 - He just wants to make peace. 602 00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:19,325 - Yeah, well, I don't know about that. 603 00:24:19,358 --> 00:24:22,495 - Yeah, plus I don't know about bringing him over to Eugene and Booker. 604 00:24:22,529 --> 00:24:24,731 I mean those guys, they kinda different. 605 00:24:24,764 --> 00:24:27,033 They might hurt your friend's little feelings if he come over. 606 00:24:27,066 --> 00:24:28,568 - [Greg] I don't know, guys. 607 00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:31,103 This might be a win-win situation all around. 608 00:24:31,137 --> 00:24:35,241 We get a chance to beat Eugene in his own home, which has never happened. 609 00:24:35,274 --> 00:24:37,176 And Kevin can get blasted by the OGs. 610 00:24:37,209 --> 00:24:38,911 - Boom! - Um, I don't know, fellas. 611 00:24:38,945 --> 00:24:41,514 It just feels like I'm hustling my own uncle. 612 00:24:41,548 --> 00:24:43,950 - He's been hustling us for years! 613 00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:47,687 Right? Look, I'm just trying to even the score. 614 00:24:47,720 --> 00:24:49,689 And let's face it, we're all trash. 615 00:24:49,722 --> 00:24:53,225 - [Greg] Uh... - I would say that you're trash. 616 00:24:53,259 --> 00:24:55,294 I would say that. 617 00:24:55,327 --> 00:24:56,462 What do you guys think? 618 00:24:56,495 --> 00:24:58,297 - I think that you had to pay with a Cash App. 619 00:24:58,330 --> 00:25:00,967 You didn't even use your money, and I don't... 620 00:25:01,000 --> 00:25:02,802 You weren't even there. - You got nothing to say about me! 621 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:04,103 - You know, Queen. 622 00:25:04,136 --> 00:25:06,639 There's a lot of people out there, they looking for love. 623 00:25:06,673 --> 00:25:09,642 They're trying to find their soulmate but they're looking for love in all the wrong places. 624 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,477 - And you're here to help them find their way? 625 00:25:11,510 --> 00:25:12,645 - Absolutely not. 626 00:25:12,679 --> 00:25:15,815 I am here to have fun at their expense! 627 00:25:15,848 --> 00:25:18,250 - Stop it, Gene! We've got a caller on the line. 628 00:25:18,284 --> 00:25:19,752 Go ahead, what's your name, ma'am? 629 00:25:19,786 --> 00:25:20,820 - My name is Sherrie. 630 00:25:20,853 --> 00:25:22,755 Hey, Sherrie, what's your last name? 631 00:25:22,789 --> 00:25:24,156 Oh, no, I... 632 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:25,992 I just don't want the church folk all up in my business. 633 00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:28,494 - Ooh, a church girl? I like that! 634 00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:31,664 - Have you tried that dating app Christian Mingling? 635 00:25:31,698 --> 00:25:33,332 - I don't know what that is. [Queen Laughs] 636 00:25:33,365 --> 00:25:35,501 - No, I don't do dating apps. 637 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:36,836 I'm a little too old for that! 638 00:25:36,869 --> 00:25:38,738 - Uh, hey, do me a favor. 639 00:25:38,771 --> 00:25:40,707 Sherrie, check your pulse. 640 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:42,008 Do you have one? 641 00:25:42,041 --> 00:25:43,275 - (laughs) Yes. 642 00:25:43,309 --> 00:25:44,644 - Well, then you ain't too old to do what it takes. 643 00:25:44,677 --> 00:25:47,446 - Sherrie, what exactly are you looking for? 644 00:25:47,479 --> 00:25:51,450 - Well, I'm a single woman, 55 years young with a grown son. 645 00:25:51,483 --> 00:25:54,020 And I'm honestly just ready to travel. 646 00:25:54,053 --> 00:25:56,923 So, I'm looking for someone who has a passport and all their teeth. 647 00:25:56,956 --> 00:25:58,457 Well, you done cut your options in half! 648 00:25:58,490 --> 00:26:00,159 [They Laugh] 649 00:26:00,192 --> 00:26:01,160 - Don't say that! 650 00:26:01,193 --> 00:26:03,295 - But you know what, Sherrie, you in luck 651 00:26:03,329 --> 00:26:06,332 because we're gonna help you out, as a matter of fact, 652 00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:08,200 I think I know someone. 653 00:26:08,234 --> 00:26:10,036 - Ooh, I like the sound of that! 654 00:26:10,069 --> 00:26:12,271 - Hold on a minute, baby girl, don't get too excited. 655 00:26:12,304 --> 00:26:14,440 First, I gotta make sure he's off parole 656 00:26:14,473 --> 00:26:16,242 so that he can leave the state. [Queen Laughs] 657 00:26:16,909 --> 00:26:17,910 [Distant Thud] 658 00:26:19,078 --> 00:26:19,979 [Glass Shatters] 659 00:26:22,181 --> 00:26:23,916 - [Lisa] What was that? 660 00:26:24,350 --> 00:26:26,653 - Sorta sounded like it came from downstairs. 661 00:26:26,686 --> 00:26:27,654 - What? 662 00:26:27,854 --> 00:26:28,888 I'm calling the police! 663 00:26:28,921 --> 00:26:30,690 - No, no, wait, hold on, just... 664 00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:31,958 We don't even know what it is yet. 665 00:26:31,991 --> 00:26:32,992 Let me just... 666 00:26:33,325 --> 00:26:34,661 Let me check it out. 667 00:26:34,861 --> 00:26:35,662 Hold on. 668 00:26:35,695 --> 00:26:37,263 Stay here, alright? - Uh-huh. 669 00:26:43,002 --> 00:26:45,571 [Uneasy Music]l 670 00:27:03,790 --> 00:27:05,091 - Hey! 671 00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:08,928 Is anybody here? 672 00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:12,198 Damn! 673 00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:19,105 The police are on their way! 674 00:27:23,876 --> 00:27:25,411 I'm armed! 675 00:27:31,818 --> 00:27:34,286 If you out there, the police are on their way! 676 00:27:39,591 --> 00:27:41,660 [Suspenseful Music] 677 00:27:47,834 --> 00:27:48,400 - What? 678 00:27:48,434 --> 00:27:49,335 - Hey, it's just me. 679 00:27:52,471 --> 00:27:53,672 Was someone here? 680 00:27:54,006 --> 00:27:55,174 - Yeah. 681 00:27:55,674 --> 00:27:56,709 They're gone now. 682 00:27:56,743 --> 00:27:57,476 - OK. 683 00:27:57,526 --> 00:28:02,076 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 48137

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