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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:43,230 --> 00:00:44,880 The universe... 2 00:00:45,030 --> 00:00:48,716 a vast expanse of space and matter. 3 00:00:48,870 --> 00:00:52,920 It includes all that we see, and all that we know. 4 00:00:53,590 --> 00:00:55,513 Since the beginning of time, 5 00:00:55,590 --> 00:00:58,275 we have wondered how it came to be. 6 00:00:58,430 --> 00:01:01,001 A gloriously orchestrated plan? 7 00:01:01,071 --> 00:01:03,597 A chance series of events? 8 00:01:03,791 --> 00:01:08,160 Or something much, much dumber? 9 00:01:21,631 --> 00:01:22,632 Aha! 10 00:01:31,911 --> 00:01:33,151 Eee! 11 00:05:22,998 --> 00:05:26,562 It's a beautiful day out here on the ice as father meets daughter 12 00:05:26,678 --> 00:05:28,521 in a quest for hockey supremacy. 13 00:05:28,678 --> 00:05:29,884 It's Peaches meets Manny. 14 00:05:30,038 --> 00:05:31,199 Mammoth meets mammoth. 15 00:05:31,398 --> 00:05:32,445 Mano a mano. 16 00:05:32,518 --> 00:05:33,485 Meema me moo-ma. 17 00:05:33,558 --> 00:05:34,605 Mama may mee-mee. 18 00:05:34,838 --> 00:05:36,283 Will you two quit it? 19 00:05:36,678 --> 00:05:37,679 M-okay. 20 00:05:37,758 --> 00:05:38,805 Meanie. 21 00:05:38,878 --> 00:05:40,846 The blazing mammoth takes it on the breakaway. 22 00:05:41,038 --> 00:05:43,723 There's never been a player so tough, so graceful. 23 00:05:43,878 --> 00:05:45,528 So desperate to score. 24 00:05:45,678 --> 00:05:47,886 He fakes right. He fakes left. 25 00:05:48,039 --> 00:05:49,962 He fakes knowing how to play. 26 00:05:51,879 --> 00:05:52,880 - Huh? - What's wrong? 27 00:05:53,039 --> 00:05:54,609 Lose something? 28 00:05:54,799 --> 00:05:57,279 Hey, what's that stink I smell out there? It's Manny! 29 00:05:57,439 --> 00:05:59,362 Hey, hey. It's Manny! 30 00:05:59,519 --> 00:06:00,566 Whoo! You stink! 31 00:06:00,719 --> 00:06:03,370 Okay, Fuzzball. Let's see what you got. 32 00:06:03,559 --> 00:06:05,049 You asked for it. 33 00:06:12,559 --> 00:06:15,642 Yes! She dominates! Again. 34 00:06:15,799 --> 00:06:17,801 Oh, please. I went easy on you. 35 00:06:17,959 --> 00:06:19,324 It's called good parenting. 36 00:06:19,479 --> 00:06:21,801 Yeah, right. Face it. 37 00:06:21,960 --> 00:06:23,325 I rule the ice now. 38 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:25,642 Oh, you talk a big game, hotshot. 39 00:06:25,800 --> 00:06:27,404 All right, how about best of three? 40 00:06:27,640 --> 00:06:29,961 Whoo-hoo! Yes! Touchdown! 41 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:32,930 Wait, no, that's not right. Not touchdown. What is it? 42 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:35,401 Uh, hole-in-one! Whoo! 43 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:36,481 - Julian! - Whoa! 44 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:37,561 - Ow! - Sorry. 45 00:06:37,680 --> 00:06:39,409 Honey, I scored! Did you see me? 46 00:06:39,560 --> 00:06:42,928 Yeah! And you were amazing. Whoa! Whoa! 47 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:44,401 Careful! 48 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:45,681 Oh, the ice is really icy. 49 00:06:45,840 --> 00:06:48,844 It's like super-sized, extra value icy. 50 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:51,002 But I'm getting better, right? 51 00:06:52,480 --> 00:06:53,481 Whoa! 52 00:06:55,760 --> 00:06:59,288 Okay, we'll play... later. 53 00:06:59,441 --> 00:07:01,808 So, she whupped your butt again, huh? 54 00:07:01,961 --> 00:07:03,929 And with a butt that size, 55 00:07:04,041 --> 00:07:05,691 that's a whole lot of whuppin'. 56 00:07:05,841 --> 00:07:08,321 Nobody was whupped. There was no whupping. 57 00:07:08,481 --> 00:07:09,721 It's just a loving father 58 00:07:09,801 --> 00:07:11,849 sharing some strategy with his only daughter. 59 00:07:12,001 --> 00:07:14,481 Didn't know sucking was a strategy. 60 00:07:15,041 --> 00:07:16,452 Okay, it's our turn. 61 00:07:16,601 --> 00:07:18,330 Let's show them how it's done! 62 00:07:21,321 --> 00:07:22,686 You're going down, eh? 63 00:07:24,441 --> 00:07:26,443 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 64 00:07:27,041 --> 00:07:28,202 Ta-ta-da-da! 65 00:07:28,281 --> 00:07:30,648 For you, my mom-in-law-to-be. 66 00:07:30,801 --> 00:07:31,802 Buttercups! 67 00:07:31,961 --> 00:07:33,487 Nature's sunshine. 68 00:07:33,642 --> 00:07:36,088 Isn't sunshine nature's sunshine? 69 00:07:36,162 --> 00:07:38,529 Aw! Thank you, Julian. 70 00:07:38,642 --> 00:07:41,532 It's been so long since anyone's given me flowers. 71 00:07:41,682 --> 00:07:43,571 But you're marrying our daughter. 72 00:07:43,722 --> 00:07:45,531 You don't have to keep bringing us presents. 73 00:07:45,682 --> 00:07:47,172 But it makes me happy. 74 00:07:47,322 --> 00:07:51,646 And for you, my guru, my rock, my main mammoth... 75 00:07:51,802 --> 00:07:54,885 To you, I give the greatest gift of all. 76 00:07:55,042 --> 00:07:57,204 Wait. What are you doing? 77 00:07:57,362 --> 00:08:00,013 Come on, Bro-Dad. Bring it in. 78 00:08:01,842 --> 00:08:03,287 Oh! 79 00:08:03,362 --> 00:08:05,171 I can feel your heart beating. 80 00:08:05,322 --> 00:08:07,848 Okay. That's enough of that. 81 00:08:08,322 --> 00:08:09,813 You better get used to it. 82 00:08:09,883 --> 00:08:11,328 They'll be living right next door. 83 00:08:11,683 --> 00:08:13,048 Come on, Julian. Wanna go? 84 00:08:13,203 --> 00:08:17,049 Actually, weren't you gonna help me with the thing? 85 00:08:17,203 --> 00:08:19,683 Oh! Right. The thing. 86 00:08:19,843 --> 00:08:20,924 Gotta do the thing. 87 00:08:21,083 --> 00:08:22,369 I can do the thing. 88 00:08:22,523 --> 00:08:23,524 No! 89 00:08:24,363 --> 00:08:26,206 It's a girl thing. 90 00:08:26,723 --> 00:08:29,454 Hey! Why don't you go do a guy thing? 91 00:08:29,603 --> 00:08:31,770 You know, you don't spend nearly enough time with your friends. 92 00:08:31,963 --> 00:08:34,045 - I don't? - I'll see you later. 93 00:08:34,123 --> 00:08:37,366 On this special day. 94 00:08:37,523 --> 00:08:38,888 Uh... Okay. 95 00:08:39,523 --> 00:08:41,207 Have you told them about our decision yet? 96 00:08:41,363 --> 00:08:43,764 No. I'm waiting for the right time. 97 00:08:43,923 --> 00:08:46,052 Come on, Romeo. Walk with me. 98 00:08:46,204 --> 00:08:48,411 I'm gonna watch some butterflies come out of their cocoons. 99 00:08:48,604 --> 00:08:50,368 - Whoa! Really? - No. 100 00:08:50,604 --> 00:08:52,094 Goodbye, sweetie. 101 00:08:53,564 --> 00:08:56,647 Aw! I remember when Manny and I used to be like that. 102 00:08:56,804 --> 00:08:59,011 Not me! Love them and leave them, 103 00:08:59,084 --> 00:09:00,449 and take half of everything. 104 00:09:00,604 --> 00:09:01,890 That's my motto. 105 00:09:05,284 --> 00:09:08,970 Mi amor, so many ladies have tried and failed... 106 00:09:09,164 --> 00:09:12,566 to strap a saddle on Sid the stallion. 107 00:09:14,164 --> 00:09:16,770 But I want to share everything with you. 108 00:09:16,964 --> 00:09:19,205 You're the wind beneath my fleas, 109 00:09:19,284 --> 00:09:20,775 the algae of my eye. 110 00:09:21,405 --> 00:09:24,773 Will you be my mate for life? 111 00:09:28,965 --> 00:09:30,296 - Sidney? - Mmm? 112 00:09:30,605 --> 00:09:31,936 Sidney, where are you? 113 00:09:34,165 --> 00:09:35,166 Francine. 114 00:09:37,245 --> 00:09:38,246 I need to ask... 115 00:09:39,205 --> 00:09:40,570 Ow! 116 00:09:40,805 --> 00:09:42,694 I need to ask you something. 117 00:09:42,805 --> 00:09:43,806 Will you marry... 118 00:09:43,925 --> 00:09:45,336 Sid, I'm gonna stop you right there. 119 00:09:45,485 --> 00:09:46,691 I'm breaking up with you. 120 00:09:46,845 --> 00:09:49,166 What? But I planned our whole future! 121 00:09:49,325 --> 00:09:50,850 Our wedding. 122 00:09:51,045 --> 00:09:52,046 Our kids. 123 00:09:52,125 --> 00:09:53,092 Mommy. 124 00:09:53,165 --> 00:09:54,371 Our burial plots. 125 00:09:54,445 --> 00:09:55,413 How you doing? 126 00:09:55,486 --> 00:09:56,976 I even hired a band. 127 00:09:57,126 --> 00:09:58,457 Hey! 128 00:09:58,526 --> 00:09:59,891 No, no. Not yet! 129 00:10:00,606 --> 00:10:02,973 Are you crazy? We've only had one date. 130 00:10:03,126 --> 00:10:04,537 It lasted 14 minutes! 131 00:10:04,726 --> 00:10:07,206 Yes, but it felt like 20. 132 00:10:07,366 --> 00:10:08,413 Ugh! 133 00:10:08,486 --> 00:10:09,817 I can't! A ring? 134 00:10:09,886 --> 00:10:11,012 I mean, I like the ring, but no. 135 00:10:11,166 --> 00:10:12,656 I can't. You're too clingy. 136 00:10:12,806 --> 00:10:15,286 How is this clingy? 137 00:10:15,366 --> 00:10:16,606 And by the way, 138 00:10:16,686 --> 00:10:18,893 you look nothing like your profile picture. 139 00:10:19,206 --> 00:10:20,651 Francine, you gotta start dating 140 00:10:20,726 --> 00:10:21,887 outside of your species. 141 00:10:22,046 --> 00:10:26,256 Franny, we can work this out. Is this about the bikini? Ow! 142 00:10:27,646 --> 00:10:29,648 I didn't know it was poison ivy. 143 00:10:34,007 --> 00:10:35,975 Oh! Uh-oh. 144 00:10:36,047 --> 00:10:38,527 Franny. Franny, help! 145 00:10:38,687 --> 00:10:40,098 Somebody. 146 00:10:40,247 --> 00:10:42,170 Is it the eyes that hurt... 147 00:10:42,327 --> 00:10:43,658 or my soul? 148 00:10:43,847 --> 00:10:44,894 Ow! 149 00:10:45,007 --> 00:10:47,009 Definitely the eyes. 150 00:10:53,327 --> 00:10:54,533 Ah, women! 151 00:10:54,687 --> 00:10:56,018 Yeah, women. 152 00:10:56,767 --> 00:10:57,768 What about them? 153 00:10:57,847 --> 00:10:59,531 I don't get 'em. 154 00:11:00,167 --> 00:11:02,898 Like, Ellie. Life's great with her. 155 00:11:03,047 --> 00:11:05,778 There's no surprises. Nothing ever changes. 156 00:11:05,927 --> 00:11:08,454 But then today, she giggled. 157 00:11:08,608 --> 00:11:10,212 Does Shira ever just giggle? 158 00:11:11,048 --> 00:11:12,812 Please don't eat me! 159 00:11:14,088 --> 00:11:16,136 Uh... Shira's not a big giggler. 160 00:11:16,288 --> 00:11:17,858 Well, Ellie giggled. 161 00:11:18,048 --> 00:11:19,379 And then she wiggled. 162 00:11:19,528 --> 00:11:21,371 "Tee hee hee hee." Boom! 163 00:11:21,528 --> 00:11:22,939 Don't ever do that again. 164 00:11:23,088 --> 00:11:25,250 I have no idea why she's acting so weird. 165 00:11:25,408 --> 00:11:26,819 Women. 166 00:11:26,888 --> 00:11:29,016 Women. 167 00:11:29,928 --> 00:11:30,929 Hello? 168 00:11:31,288 --> 00:11:33,290 And speaking of weird. 169 00:11:33,648 --> 00:11:35,457 Anybody there? Oh! 170 00:11:35,568 --> 00:11:37,809 Marco? Polo? 171 00:11:40,088 --> 00:11:41,089 Oh, hi, Manny. 172 00:11:41,968 --> 00:11:43,414 Ew! Your breath is awful. 173 00:11:43,569 --> 00:11:44,570 What happened to you? 174 00:11:44,649 --> 00:11:46,333 Oh, nothing. Everything's great. 175 00:11:46,489 --> 00:11:48,810 Fabulous. Zippity-dippity. 176 00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:51,495 Okay, let me guess. She dumped you. 177 00:11:51,649 --> 00:11:53,731 What is wrong with me? 178 00:11:54,329 --> 00:11:56,457 Everybody has somebody. 179 00:11:56,609 --> 00:11:59,260 And all I've got is my boyish good looks 180 00:11:59,329 --> 00:12:01,093 and this mariachi band. 181 00:12:06,729 --> 00:12:08,174 Oh! So itchy! 182 00:12:08,569 --> 00:12:10,378 Come on. Let's get you cleaned up. 183 00:12:10,449 --> 00:12:11,450 Ahh! 184 00:12:54,371 --> 00:12:55,372 Whoa! 185 00:14:41,134 --> 00:14:43,614 All I wanted is true love. 186 00:14:43,774 --> 00:14:46,254 Is that too much to ask? 187 00:14:49,094 --> 00:14:50,334 Why is it so quiet? 188 00:14:50,494 --> 00:14:53,065 Because the world is mourning my loss. 189 00:14:54,254 --> 00:14:55,494 Ellie? 190 00:14:56,014 --> 00:14:57,095 Peaches? 191 00:14:57,574 --> 00:14:58,939 Where is everyone? 192 00:14:59,094 --> 00:15:00,095 Surprise! 193 00:15:05,094 --> 00:15:07,096 Uh... Huh? 194 00:15:10,454 --> 00:15:11,455 Ta-da! 195 00:15:11,854 --> 00:15:13,458 Happy Anniversary, honey! 196 00:15:13,614 --> 00:15:14,775 Anniversary? 197 00:15:15,294 --> 00:15:17,946 Oh, no. That's the thing. 198 00:15:19,775 --> 00:15:22,301 Okay! Now it's your turn, Bro-Dad! 199 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:24,184 Yeah! We wanna see what you got Ellie. 200 00:15:24,335 --> 00:15:25,461 Manny! 201 00:15:25,615 --> 00:15:28,778 Manny! Manny! Manny! 202 00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:30,619 Manny! 203 00:15:30,815 --> 00:15:32,897 Hey, hey. Right. 204 00:15:33,175 --> 00:15:34,904 Uh... 205 00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:36,704 How about another hand for Ellie? 206 00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:38,021 Yeah. 207 00:15:38,455 --> 00:15:39,456 Oh. 208 00:15:39,975 --> 00:15:41,181 He forgot! 209 00:15:43,135 --> 00:15:44,899 I feel so bad for Ellie. 210 00:15:46,135 --> 00:15:48,137 Ellie, I... Uh... 211 00:15:58,496 --> 00:16:01,579 Ooh! Ah! 212 00:16:01,656 --> 00:16:03,226 He didn't forget. 213 00:16:03,376 --> 00:16:05,743 That's how big Manny's love is for her! 214 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:10,543 Nice save with the light show. 215 00:16:10,696 --> 00:16:13,700 Wait, you didn't do this? Then who did? 216 00:16:13,896 --> 00:16:15,421 Oh, Manny. 217 00:16:15,576 --> 00:16:17,658 I was so afraid you'd forgotten. 218 00:16:17,856 --> 00:16:20,177 But you lit up the sky for me? 219 00:16:20,336 --> 00:16:21,701 How'd you do it? 220 00:16:22,056 --> 00:16:23,137 Uh, well... 221 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:25,901 A magician never reveals his secrets. 222 00:16:26,016 --> 00:16:27,621 Oh... 223 00:16:27,697 --> 00:16:29,062 Thank you. 224 00:16:37,457 --> 00:16:39,585 I keep picturing our own kid in there. 225 00:16:39,737 --> 00:16:41,227 He'd be the best one. 226 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,543 I think you meant "she." 227 00:16:42,617 --> 00:16:43,698 He. 228 00:16:44,217 --> 00:16:46,379 Either way, we've been over this, Diego. 229 00:16:46,537 --> 00:16:47,777 Kids are afraid of us. 230 00:16:47,937 --> 00:16:49,382 Yeah, but why? 231 00:16:53,297 --> 00:16:55,140 Are they gonna eat us? 232 00:16:55,297 --> 00:16:56,298 Hi, kids! 233 00:16:59,617 --> 00:17:01,858 I even smiled this time. 234 00:17:09,578 --> 00:17:10,579 Wow, Dad. 235 00:17:10,738 --> 00:17:12,388 Best present ever. 236 00:17:12,578 --> 00:17:16,060 You, sir, are an education in marital excellence. 237 00:17:16,218 --> 00:17:18,664 I'm really gonna miss you guys when we leave. 238 00:17:20,058 --> 00:17:21,059 Ow! 239 00:17:21,698 --> 00:17:24,622 Um, actually, I haven't told them yet. 240 00:17:25,098 --> 00:17:26,259 Oh. 241 00:17:26,338 --> 00:17:27,749 Surprise! 242 00:17:27,898 --> 00:17:28,865 You're leaving? 243 00:17:28,938 --> 00:17:31,505 I thought you guys were gonna live with us the first couple of years. 244 00:17:31,658 --> 00:17:35,063 I know. But Julian and I kind of want to roam for a while. 245 00:17:35,218 --> 00:17:36,299 - Roam? - Yeah! 246 00:17:36,458 --> 00:17:39,463 Travel, explore, just go wherever. 247 00:17:39,619 --> 00:17:42,589 No plan is the best plan. That's my philosophy. 248 00:17:43,259 --> 00:17:44,260 Hors d'oeuvres? 249 00:17:44,379 --> 00:17:46,347 That's not a plan, or a philosophy... 250 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:47,739 or very safe. 251 00:17:48,299 --> 00:17:49,664 Dad, we're young. 252 00:17:49,819 --> 00:17:52,265 We can worry about being safe when we're old and boring. 253 00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:53,420 Like you and Mom. 254 00:17:53,619 --> 00:17:55,508 - I think we should just... - Excuse me! 255 00:17:55,659 --> 00:17:57,149 This is a family discussion. 256 00:17:57,299 --> 00:17:59,222 But aren't I part of your family? 257 00:17:59,419 --> 00:18:00,864 Not yet, you're not. 258 00:18:05,979 --> 00:18:07,060 Uh... 259 00:18:07,179 --> 00:18:09,261 Does that look like a problem to you? 260 00:18:12,219 --> 00:18:14,507 A ball of fire heading directly towards us? 261 00:18:14,660 --> 00:18:15,991 Why would that be a problem? 262 00:18:16,140 --> 00:18:17,710 What if you fall in a ditch and get amnesia? 263 00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:18,986 What then, huh? 264 00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,187 Manny, we have a problem. 265 00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:21,910 Not now. I have a problem. 266 00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:23,141 This one's a little bigger. 267 00:18:23,300 --> 00:18:24,745 - I don't think so. - Manny! 268 00:18:24,900 --> 00:18:26,061 What? 269 00:18:30,180 --> 00:18:31,181 Manny? 270 00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:33,946 Uh, okay. Party's over, everybody. 271 00:18:34,100 --> 00:18:36,182 Have a good night. And leave right now! 272 00:18:36,340 --> 00:18:38,581 What are you talking about? The party just got started. 273 00:18:38,740 --> 00:18:39,741 Yeah. 274 00:18:39,860 --> 00:18:42,022 Just getting kind of sleepy. 275 00:18:42,180 --> 00:18:45,104 Everyone should go. And duck. Possibly cover! 276 00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:47,223 Hey, what's gotten into you? 277 00:18:54,901 --> 00:18:57,586 Look! There's more coming! 278 00:18:59,581 --> 00:19:01,265 Meteor shower! 279 00:19:02,021 --> 00:19:03,227 Meteor? 280 00:19:03,341 --> 00:19:04,342 Shower? 281 00:19:06,941 --> 00:19:09,228 Manny's love is killing us! 282 00:19:09,381 --> 00:19:12,191 I suppose this is all part of your magic show for me? 283 00:19:12,261 --> 00:19:13,990 Abracadabra? 284 00:19:14,141 --> 00:19:15,586 Can you guys deal with this later? 285 00:19:15,741 --> 00:19:17,391 Come on. We need to take cover. 286 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:23,748 Whoo-hoo! I'm on fire! 287 00:19:24,021 --> 00:19:27,583 Whoo-hoo-hoo! Me too! We're smoking hot, baby! 288 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:31,308 Incoming! 289 00:19:31,462 --> 00:19:32,748 Those are ours! 290 00:19:33,782 --> 00:19:35,625 Are you okay? How many tusks do you see? 291 00:19:35,702 --> 00:19:36,703 Tree. 292 00:19:36,782 --> 00:19:37,783 Three? 293 00:19:37,862 --> 00:19:39,705 No! Tree! 294 00:19:47,902 --> 00:19:49,791 Everybody, jump! 295 00:19:58,302 --> 00:19:59,906 Whee! 296 00:20:00,502 --> 00:20:02,426 The cave! Get inside! 297 00:20:02,583 --> 00:20:03,869 Move! Move! 298 00:20:06,343 --> 00:20:07,947 - Whoa! - Whoa! 299 00:20:15,543 --> 00:20:16,590 Oh! 300 00:20:16,663 --> 00:20:18,506 It's okay, sweetheart. Daddy's... 301 00:20:29,623 --> 00:20:31,387 Hey, it sounds like it's slowing down. 302 00:20:32,903 --> 00:20:34,985 Yup, it's definitely over. 303 00:20:39,984 --> 00:20:42,032 Except for that one. 304 00:20:43,624 --> 00:20:44,830 We might wanna think 305 00:20:44,904 --> 00:20:47,191 about moving underground for a while. 306 00:21:07,944 --> 00:21:09,787 Look at that! I got an egg. 307 00:21:09,944 --> 00:21:11,628 How many eggs did you poach, little brother? 308 00:21:11,825 --> 00:21:13,315 Do we have to steal other creatures' eggs? 309 00:21:13,465 --> 00:21:15,035 I mean, couldn't we just go vegan? 310 00:21:15,185 --> 00:21:16,755 Sure, we could eat vegans. 311 00:21:16,905 --> 00:21:18,873 Whoops! Oh-oh-oh! 312 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,868 Son, sometimes I wonder 313 00:21:20,945 --> 00:21:22,788 how you snuck into this family. 314 00:21:22,945 --> 00:21:24,151 Figaro, Figaro 315 00:21:24,225 --> 00:21:27,946 Figaro, Figaro, Figaro 316 00:21:28,105 --> 00:21:31,348 With you in a minute. I'll have to rinse and repeat. 317 00:21:31,465 --> 00:21:34,071 That weasel is such a buzzkill. 318 00:21:34,265 --> 00:21:35,630 Let's go, kids. 319 00:21:35,785 --> 00:21:37,025 Don't worry, ma'am. 320 00:21:37,145 --> 00:21:38,874 I'll catch the crew that poached your egg. 321 00:21:40,585 --> 00:21:42,155 It's a pun! 322 00:21:42,225 --> 00:21:43,795 I'm winking under the eye patch. 323 00:21:45,545 --> 00:21:48,675 A mother is crying A damsel in distress 324 00:21:49,106 --> 00:21:52,474 Foreboding intruders Have made such a mess 325 00:21:52,626 --> 00:21:54,310 What I detect is a lack of respect 326 00:21:54,386 --> 00:21:55,797 For all that is precious and dear 327 00:21:56,266 --> 00:21:59,349 I am the pint-sized protector Of this lost world 328 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,954 But my friends call me Buck. 329 00:22:02,626 --> 00:22:04,116 Well played, guys. 330 00:22:05,386 --> 00:22:08,390 I have a message, bullies not welcome 331 00:22:08,466 --> 00:22:09,627 Return what you've stolen 332 00:22:09,786 --> 00:22:11,231 Go back where you came from 333 00:22:13,426 --> 00:22:16,675 You know I'm greater, so don't be a hater You may be Jurassic, but I am fantastic 334 00:22:16,826 --> 00:22:21,309 Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro, Figaro 335 00:22:21,466 --> 00:22:24,630 Figaro 336 00:22:25,147 --> 00:22:26,990 Oh, love that bit. 337 00:22:27,147 --> 00:22:28,433 Running and climbing And spinning and grinning 338 00:22:28,587 --> 00:22:31,072 And dashing and diving and dodging And sliding and gliding and staying alive 339 00:22:31,147 --> 00:22:33,228 And these are a few of the things That I do before lunch 340 00:22:33,307 --> 00:22:35,469 Death defying, danger denying 341 00:22:35,627 --> 00:22:36,913 Look, I'm flying 342 00:22:37,067 --> 00:22:39,308 You might think I'm mad But, hey, you only live once 343 00:22:39,467 --> 00:22:41,390 No need to thank me 344 00:22:41,467 --> 00:22:43,469 But if you insist, I won't resist 345 00:22:43,667 --> 00:22:45,715 Who smells like fish? 346 00:22:45,867 --> 00:22:47,835 - Huh? - Hold on to your butts! 347 00:22:47,987 --> 00:22:48,988 Class 348 00:22:56,387 --> 00:22:59,676 Dismissed 349 00:23:02,668 --> 00:23:03,874 Good egg. 350 00:23:10,668 --> 00:23:11,999 Here you are, my lady. 351 00:23:17,468 --> 00:23:18,515 Huh? 352 00:23:18,588 --> 00:23:20,670 Go! I'll lead them away. 353 00:23:24,628 --> 00:23:26,073 Oh, that was fun! 354 00:23:26,148 --> 00:23:28,230 Same time, same place, next week? 355 00:23:28,388 --> 00:23:30,470 Toodles! 356 00:23:30,948 --> 00:23:33,269 Congratulations, weasel. 357 00:23:33,388 --> 00:23:36,279 You just signed your death warrant. 358 00:23:38,069 --> 00:23:40,436 Weaseled my way out of that one. 359 00:23:40,749 --> 00:23:43,514 Hmm. What's all that flash and dazzle about? 360 00:23:43,589 --> 00:23:44,636 Oh! 361 00:23:44,709 --> 00:23:47,189 Who puts a rock in the middle of the jungle? 362 00:23:47,269 --> 00:23:48,475 Ow! 363 00:23:57,589 --> 00:23:58,590 Mmm. 364 00:24:01,749 --> 00:24:02,750 Ooh. 365 00:24:11,990 --> 00:24:12,991 Ha! 366 00:24:20,110 --> 00:24:21,475 Blimey! 367 00:24:22,390 --> 00:24:23,994 What is this place? 368 00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:31,511 Whoops! 369 00:24:47,151 --> 00:24:48,562 Hmm. 370 00:25:37,672 --> 00:25:38,673 Uh... 371 00:25:39,432 --> 00:25:40,672 Hello? 372 00:25:57,353 --> 00:25:58,684 Yeah! 373 00:25:59,033 --> 00:26:00,842 Oh! Hello, mammals. 374 00:26:01,113 --> 00:26:02,114 Hi, Buck! 375 00:26:02,433 --> 00:26:04,003 Hi. 376 00:26:04,273 --> 00:26:05,274 Bye, Buck! 377 00:26:06,073 --> 00:26:07,234 Um, a little help. 378 00:26:14,193 --> 00:26:16,036 Right on the spleen! 379 00:26:16,193 --> 00:26:18,400 Utterly useless, but totally hurts. 380 00:26:18,553 --> 00:26:20,999 Hey, Buck. Welcome back, buddy. 381 00:26:21,153 --> 00:26:23,997 Wait. This half-a-snack is the dinosaur whisperer? 382 00:26:24,153 --> 00:26:26,440 And expert salsa dancer. 383 00:26:29,593 --> 00:26:30,640 Whoo! 384 00:26:30,713 --> 00:26:32,842 I have one eye but all my original teeth. 385 00:26:33,034 --> 00:26:35,002 Would you like to count them? Ah... 386 00:26:35,074 --> 00:26:36,405 No, thank you. 387 00:26:37,394 --> 00:26:40,318 And this must be Nectarine. 388 00:26:40,634 --> 00:26:41,920 Um... Peaches. 389 00:26:41,994 --> 00:26:43,120 Semantics, my dear. 390 00:26:43,274 --> 00:26:44,605 I am deeply honored. 391 00:26:45,234 --> 00:26:48,363 Sweet eye patch. Very gangsta. 392 00:26:48,514 --> 00:26:49,561 Thank you. 393 00:26:49,754 --> 00:26:51,722 - I like this kid. - Buck. 394 00:26:52,234 --> 00:26:53,884 - Whoa! - What are you doing here? 395 00:26:54,034 --> 00:26:55,445 Well, I... What? 396 00:26:56,154 --> 00:26:57,280 I'm trying! 397 00:26:57,474 --> 00:26:59,875 But how do you tell someone they're doomed? 398 00:27:00,594 --> 00:27:02,483 He's stumped. 399 00:27:02,554 --> 00:27:03,601 We're not doomed, Buck. 400 00:27:03,754 --> 00:27:06,325 It was just a meteor shower, and the show's over. 401 00:27:06,394 --> 00:27:07,395 Ahh! 402 00:27:07,474 --> 00:27:08,761 Oh, quite the contrary, old chap. 403 00:27:08,915 --> 00:27:10,997 It's just beginning. 404 00:27:11,195 --> 00:27:14,199 You see, I found a prophecy. 405 00:27:20,235 --> 00:27:21,396 Do you mind? 406 00:27:22,115 --> 00:27:25,198 Boy, he really sucks the fun out of everything. Doesn't he? 407 00:27:25,355 --> 00:27:26,481 Fun sucker! 408 00:27:26,875 --> 00:27:28,923 I read this tablet front to back. 409 00:27:28,995 --> 00:27:31,680 And the story it tells is very disturbing. 410 00:27:31,835 --> 00:27:34,122 Every hundred million years or so, 411 00:27:34,195 --> 00:27:36,357 the world gets a cosmic cleansing. 412 00:27:36,555 --> 00:27:37,886 Before the dinosaurs, 413 00:27:37,955 --> 00:27:40,925 there were these horseshoe crab-looking thingies. 414 00:27:41,035 --> 00:27:42,241 Ugh! Yuck. 415 00:27:42,435 --> 00:27:44,245 Then, at the bottom of this mountain range, 416 00:27:44,356 --> 00:27:45,642 an asteroid hit. 417 00:27:45,796 --> 00:27:47,958 Boom! Bye-bye. 418 00:27:48,116 --> 00:27:51,245 Next, dinosaurs, mountain range, asteroid. 419 00:27:51,396 --> 00:27:52,761 Boom! Bye-bye. 420 00:27:52,916 --> 00:27:55,203 And coming up next, mammals. 421 00:27:55,276 --> 00:27:57,278 Mountain range, asteroid, boom! 422 00:27:59,756 --> 00:28:00,757 Bye-bye. 423 00:28:01,356 --> 00:28:02,721 Stupid mammals. 424 00:28:02,796 --> 00:28:04,082 That's us. 425 00:28:05,516 --> 00:28:06,563 Mmm. 426 00:28:07,476 --> 00:28:09,444 Yep, and there she is. 427 00:28:09,596 --> 00:28:13,442 The mother of all asteroids screaming towards us. 428 00:28:13,636 --> 00:28:16,116 Even going underground won't save us this time. 429 00:28:16,276 --> 00:28:18,643 Hey, that wasn't there before. 430 00:28:18,796 --> 00:28:20,720 And look what it's doing to the sky. 431 00:28:20,877 --> 00:28:23,118 No worries. Because I've got a plan. 432 00:28:23,277 --> 00:28:25,848 Really? To stop an asteroid? 433 00:28:26,397 --> 00:28:28,445 Look, the last two asteroids 434 00:28:28,517 --> 00:28:30,519 have pummeled the earth in the same spot. 435 00:28:30,677 --> 00:28:32,600 And it's about to happen again. 436 00:28:32,757 --> 00:28:34,282 We've got to go there 437 00:28:34,357 --> 00:28:36,121 and see what's attracting the asteroid. 438 00:28:36,557 --> 00:28:38,127 Once we know why it's coming... 439 00:28:38,277 --> 00:28:40,518 we can figure out how to send it somewhere else. 440 00:28:40,677 --> 00:28:42,202 That plan is so dumb, 441 00:28:42,277 --> 00:28:44,564 I wish it had a face so I could smack it. 442 00:28:44,717 --> 00:28:45,764 Let me get this straight. 443 00:28:45,957 --> 00:28:48,403 Instead of running away from a deadly asteroid... 444 00:28:48,557 --> 00:28:50,764 you want us to run directly towards it? 445 00:28:50,917 --> 00:28:53,887 I know it sounds suboptimal, but the good news is... 446 00:28:54,037 --> 00:28:56,245 it'll kill us no matter where we went. 447 00:28:56,398 --> 00:28:58,048 Well, that's reassuring. 448 00:28:58,198 --> 00:29:00,519 Okay, but even if we get to the crash site... 449 00:29:00,678 --> 00:29:02,123 how are we supposed to change 450 00:29:02,198 --> 00:29:04,644 what is literally written in stone? 451 00:29:04,998 --> 00:29:06,887 Ah, my cynical friend. 452 00:29:07,038 --> 00:29:09,086 The dinos were wiped off the face of the Earth, 453 00:29:09,158 --> 00:29:10,887 but some escaped. 454 00:29:11,038 --> 00:29:13,882 They changed their fate and we can change ours, too. 455 00:29:14,038 --> 00:29:15,881 Who's with me? 456 00:29:19,318 --> 00:29:21,241 So, what do you think? 457 00:29:21,398 --> 00:29:23,526 Honestly, I'm worried the weasel's right. 458 00:29:23,678 --> 00:29:25,726 No! Don't listen to the weasel. 459 00:29:25,918 --> 00:29:28,364 He's a raving loon! 460 00:29:29,558 --> 00:29:32,165 Sorry. I just love playing devil's advocate. 461 00:29:32,319 --> 00:29:34,640 And looking fabulous! 462 00:29:36,359 --> 00:29:38,885 Well, Buck has saved our lives before, right? 463 00:29:39,039 --> 00:29:40,928 But what if he can't this time? 464 00:29:41,079 --> 00:29:42,649 I don't know what to believe. 465 00:29:42,799 --> 00:29:45,325 But I'm afraid our lives will be over 466 00:29:45,439 --> 00:29:46,679 before they begin. 467 00:29:51,119 --> 00:29:52,280 Okay. 468 00:29:52,439 --> 00:29:54,362 I guess we're in. 469 00:29:54,879 --> 00:29:57,007 Crash and Eddie reporting for duty. 470 00:29:57,279 --> 00:29:58,644 Doody. 471 00:29:59,839 --> 00:30:02,490 Excellent! And dirty word processed. 472 00:30:02,599 --> 00:30:05,761 Now, we better get on the road because time till impact is roughly... 473 00:30:05,879 --> 00:30:09,043 2 days, 4 hours, 1 minute and 16 seconds. 474 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:11,009 15 seconds, 14 seconds... 475 00:30:11,520 --> 00:30:12,601 I think we get it. 476 00:30:13,160 --> 00:30:14,525 I think we're all gonna get it. 477 00:30:23,240 --> 00:30:25,368 Whoo! We look so cool. 478 00:30:25,560 --> 00:30:26,561 Whoa! 479 00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:33,762 Ugh. What is this stuff? 480 00:30:54,321 --> 00:30:57,086 Where is he? When I am through with that one-eyed weasel... 481 00:30:57,241 --> 00:30:59,209 he's going to need two eye patches. 482 00:31:01,001 --> 00:31:03,322 I admire your bloodthirstitude, Gertie. 483 00:31:03,401 --> 00:31:04,562 But you heard them. 484 00:31:04,721 --> 00:31:06,644 An asteroid is coming. 485 00:31:06,761 --> 00:31:09,571 This changes things. 486 00:31:12,281 --> 00:31:14,522 Holy snowballs! It's freezing up here. 487 00:31:14,681 --> 00:31:16,888 Parts are retracting into other parts. 488 00:31:17,041 --> 00:31:19,488 Would you please stop acting like a parakeet? 489 00:31:20,042 --> 00:31:22,329 It's a good thing you got your mother's eyes... 490 00:31:22,482 --> 00:31:24,211 or you'd be totally useless. 491 00:31:24,362 --> 00:31:26,046 Well, that's just hurtful. 492 00:31:29,682 --> 00:31:30,922 What do you see? 493 00:31:31,802 --> 00:31:34,533 Nothing. Nothing. 494 00:31:35,202 --> 00:31:37,364 Deadly asteroid screaming towards Earth. 495 00:31:38,202 --> 00:31:39,931 Wait! There he is. 496 00:31:40,082 --> 00:31:43,052 That's too bad. He is really far away. 497 00:31:43,202 --> 00:31:44,931 Probably too far to reach by flight. 498 00:31:45,002 --> 00:31:46,242 Oh, well. Let's just go home. 499 00:31:46,842 --> 00:31:48,606 We are not retreating! 500 00:31:48,762 --> 00:31:50,491 Until that weasel came along... 501 00:31:50,642 --> 00:31:52,724 our family made an honest living 502 00:31:52,802 --> 00:31:54,009 stealing dino eggs. 503 00:31:54,163 --> 00:31:56,484 An honest living. Stealing. 504 00:31:56,563 --> 00:31:57,928 Kind of ironic, don't you think? 505 00:31:58,363 --> 00:32:00,604 Besides, why take out the weasel 506 00:32:00,683 --> 00:32:02,526 if the asteroid is just gonna take us out? 507 00:32:02,683 --> 00:32:05,209 So much sight. So little vision. 508 00:32:05,363 --> 00:32:07,684 If we stop the weasel and his friends 509 00:32:07,763 --> 00:32:09,447 from diverting the asteroid... 510 00:32:09,603 --> 00:32:10,604 Kablooie! 511 00:32:10,683 --> 00:32:13,254 It kills the weasel and everyone else... 512 00:32:13,403 --> 00:32:17,249 while we glide safely above it all. 513 00:32:17,403 --> 00:32:20,088 It'll be our paradise. 514 00:32:21,483 --> 00:32:23,804 That's seems highly implausible. 515 00:32:24,283 --> 00:32:25,694 Just from a scientific standpoint. 516 00:32:26,883 --> 00:32:29,455 Fine. It's a great plan. Dynamite! 517 00:32:29,644 --> 00:32:30,725 One of the top three or four 518 00:32:30,804 --> 00:32:32,568 species annihilation plans I've ever heard. 519 00:32:32,724 --> 00:32:34,010 That's better. 520 00:32:34,164 --> 00:32:37,885 Now let's make sure that asteroid hits. 521 00:32:38,444 --> 00:32:40,128 Why can't we just fear the apocalypse 522 00:32:40,244 --> 00:32:41,484 like a normal family? 523 00:33:05,965 --> 00:33:06,966 Whoa! 524 00:33:15,205 --> 00:33:16,206 Mmm. 525 00:33:29,445 --> 00:33:30,446 Mmm? 526 00:34:22,247 --> 00:34:23,453 What are you doing, Buck? 527 00:34:23,607 --> 00:34:25,450 All rocks tell a tale. 528 00:34:26,247 --> 00:34:29,217 Where we've been and where we're heading. 529 00:34:31,487 --> 00:34:33,057 Ah! 530 00:34:33,127 --> 00:34:35,607 That, however, is a turd. 531 00:34:39,647 --> 00:34:40,773 Julian... 532 00:34:40,927 --> 00:34:44,056 I want you to know that if we don't make it... 533 00:34:44,207 --> 00:34:46,369 if we never get married... 534 00:34:46,527 --> 00:34:48,052 you were the only one for me. 535 00:34:48,247 --> 00:34:50,295 Hey, come on! 536 00:34:50,447 --> 00:34:53,179 Of course we'll make it, and we will get married. 537 00:34:53,328 --> 00:34:55,729 But maybe it's the universe telling us we won't. 538 00:34:55,928 --> 00:34:57,168 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 539 00:34:57,248 --> 00:34:59,615 You're going to let one tiny little... 540 00:34:59,768 --> 00:35:02,772 300-mile-wide asteroid ruin your plans? 541 00:35:02,968 --> 00:35:05,619 How can we think about our future when we may not have one? 542 00:35:05,808 --> 00:35:08,494 Hey, we're going to stop this thing and you'll get married. 543 00:35:08,688 --> 00:35:10,497 Bada-bing, bada-boom! 544 00:35:10,688 --> 00:35:12,975 Well, not boom. Forget I said boom. 545 00:35:14,448 --> 00:35:16,815 I know! I'll be your wedding planner! 546 00:35:16,968 --> 00:35:20,092 It'll take your mind off all this end-of-the-world stuff. 547 00:35:20,248 --> 00:35:22,649 Actually, we were just gonna wing it! 548 00:35:22,728 --> 00:35:23,775 Keep it low-key. 549 00:35:23,888 --> 00:35:25,333 What? 550 00:35:25,488 --> 00:35:27,139 Peaches, Peaches. Sweetheart, 551 00:35:27,249 --> 00:35:30,014 you don't just wing the happiest day of your life! 552 00:35:30,209 --> 00:35:33,179 No, you seize it and you cherish it. 553 00:35:33,329 --> 00:35:35,696 You strangle it with good intentions. 554 00:35:36,689 --> 00:35:38,817 Ooh. Let's start with your hair. 555 00:35:39,729 --> 00:35:42,494 Updo with a top bun? Traditional. 556 00:35:42,649 --> 00:35:46,620 Or updo with a fishtail braid. Flirtatious. 557 00:35:47,849 --> 00:35:49,931 But maybe a little trashy. 558 00:35:50,809 --> 00:35:52,174 Ugh. 559 00:35:52,249 --> 00:35:53,739 And garter belts! 560 00:35:54,249 --> 00:35:56,900 Today, Ed is modelling laced daisies. 561 00:35:57,049 --> 00:35:59,416 While Crash is rocking a more elegant ivy... 562 00:35:59,609 --> 00:36:01,373 that's all about the calves. 563 00:36:01,689 --> 00:36:03,294 Ooh. We need a seating chart! 564 00:36:03,490 --> 00:36:05,811 The singles table, the kids table, 565 00:36:05,890 --> 00:36:07,221 the weird relatives table... 566 00:36:07,410 --> 00:36:10,254 the smelly table, two more smelly tables. 567 00:36:10,570 --> 00:36:11,776 Look at him. 568 00:36:11,930 --> 00:36:13,420 Oh, you're gonna love it. 569 00:36:13,570 --> 00:36:14,981 Who walks like that? 570 00:36:15,290 --> 00:36:17,133 Oh! Look at me. 571 00:36:17,290 --> 00:36:18,416 I'm Julian. 572 00:36:18,570 --> 00:36:19,935 Forget the asteroid. 573 00:36:20,130 --> 00:36:22,258 Gimme a hug, Bro-Dad! 574 00:36:22,410 --> 00:36:24,731 Look at that pretty bird there. 575 00:36:26,570 --> 00:36:29,858 Yeah! That is a pretty bird. Good eye, Manny. 576 00:36:30,090 --> 00:36:31,455 Yeah. 577 00:36:31,570 --> 00:36:32,856 The sky is literally falling... 578 00:36:33,010 --> 00:36:34,296 and she thinks we're just gonna 579 00:36:34,410 --> 00:36:35,821 let her stroll into the wilderness... 580 00:36:35,970 --> 00:36:37,814 with Mr. No Plans Bouncy Walk. 581 00:36:37,971 --> 00:36:39,416 Stop picking on him. 582 00:36:39,611 --> 00:36:42,296 Come on, El, you're not still mad at me, are you? 583 00:36:42,491 --> 00:36:43,856 No. I'm not still mad. 584 00:36:44,011 --> 00:36:45,536 Because that's not how I want to spend 585 00:36:45,611 --> 00:36:47,181 what could be our final days together. 586 00:36:47,371 --> 00:36:48,896 But if we somehow survive 587 00:36:48,971 --> 00:36:50,814 that planet-killing hunk of space rock... 588 00:36:50,971 --> 00:36:51,972 you're in for it. 589 00:36:52,131 --> 00:36:54,338 If we survive, we lose our daughter. 590 00:36:54,491 --> 00:36:56,380 Well, I've been thinking about that, too. 591 00:36:56,531 --> 00:36:57,942 What if... 592 00:36:58,131 --> 00:37:00,452 Ooh. I know! We destroy the relationship, right? 593 00:37:00,611 --> 00:37:02,215 That way we never have to let her go... 594 00:37:02,371 --> 00:37:05,136 and she'll just stay our little girl forever! 595 00:37:06,971 --> 00:37:08,814 No, you psychopath! 596 00:37:08,971 --> 00:37:12,453 What if we convince them to stay near us? 597 00:37:12,611 --> 00:37:14,614 Oh! That's better. 598 00:37:14,812 --> 00:37:16,735 I like it. But how? 599 00:37:16,892 --> 00:37:18,894 The way we always get her to do what we want. 600 00:37:19,052 --> 00:37:21,293 We make her think it's her idea. 601 00:37:21,732 --> 00:37:24,815 You sneaky, sneaky minx! 602 00:37:24,892 --> 00:37:27,213 Let's just hope we haven't lost our touch. 603 00:37:27,412 --> 00:37:28,538 Found it! 604 00:37:29,652 --> 00:37:31,177 Behold, mammals! 605 00:37:31,372 --> 00:37:34,342 A sneak preview of the asteroid to come. 606 00:37:34,492 --> 00:37:37,974 A space rock. Fresh from the cosmos. 607 00:37:38,572 --> 00:37:39,903 Mmm, mmm, mmm. 608 00:37:39,972 --> 00:37:42,179 I taste iron, carbon. 609 00:37:43,372 --> 00:37:45,659 Oh! And a hint of nickel. 610 00:37:46,892 --> 00:37:48,656 Space tastes lonely. 611 00:37:48,852 --> 00:37:50,662 Hey, look! I found another one. 612 00:37:50,853 --> 00:37:51,854 Me, too! 613 00:37:57,333 --> 00:37:58,334 Hmm... 614 00:37:59,173 --> 00:38:00,698 Hey! Yours is attracted to me. 615 00:38:00,853 --> 00:38:03,333 No. Yours is attracted to me. 616 00:38:06,613 --> 00:38:09,014 We're just too attractive! 617 00:38:09,173 --> 00:38:11,096 Stupendous! Now we have something 618 00:38:11,173 --> 00:38:13,016 to play with during our final hours. 619 00:38:13,373 --> 00:38:14,863 You're missing the point, Tiger. 620 00:38:15,013 --> 00:38:16,378 They're magnets. 621 00:38:17,253 --> 00:38:19,415 And if these space rocks are magnetic... 622 00:38:19,573 --> 00:38:20,699 so is that. 623 00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:25,377 This can only mean one thing. 624 00:38:25,534 --> 00:38:27,423 And that would be... 625 00:38:28,294 --> 00:38:29,420 Allow me. 626 00:38:31,694 --> 00:38:33,059 Whoa! 627 00:38:33,134 --> 00:38:34,374 Where are we? 628 00:38:34,534 --> 00:38:36,582 You are in my brain. 629 00:38:37,894 --> 00:38:39,055 Hmm. Kind of chilly. 630 00:38:39,214 --> 00:38:41,615 Gentlemen, here's what we know. 631 00:38:41,774 --> 00:38:45,574 Space rocks? Magnetic. Asteroid? Also, magnetic. 632 00:38:45,774 --> 00:38:49,142 Famed astrophysicist Neil deBuck Weasel! 633 00:38:49,294 --> 00:38:50,625 He knows the cosmos. 634 00:38:50,774 --> 00:38:53,095 Ipso facto, thusly and ergo... 635 00:38:53,254 --> 00:38:55,222 the crash site must have a heap of these things 636 00:38:55,334 --> 00:38:56,938 attracting the asteroid. 637 00:38:57,254 --> 00:38:59,734 Ooh. Pythagoras Buck. He's got the right angle. 638 00:38:59,894 --> 00:39:02,740 What if we use the magnets to attract the asteroids somewhere else? 639 00:39:02,895 --> 00:39:04,579 As in, not towards Earth. 640 00:39:04,735 --> 00:39:08,776 Theoretically speaking, if we can launch enough of these into space... 641 00:39:08,975 --> 00:39:11,342 they will pull the asteroid off course. 642 00:39:12,415 --> 00:39:14,258 Thus, saving the world. 643 00:39:17,095 --> 00:39:19,097 So, we just need to go to the crash site... 644 00:39:19,255 --> 00:39:21,576 and launch a bunch of rocks into space. 645 00:39:21,775 --> 00:39:22,776 That's easy, right? 646 00:39:22,935 --> 00:39:25,620 Oh, yeah. Sounds like a real piece of cake. 647 00:39:25,775 --> 00:39:27,265 This is progress! 648 00:39:27,415 --> 00:39:29,702 Now we know exactly what we don't know how to do. 649 00:39:30,975 --> 00:39:32,500 Vamanos, mammals! 650 00:39:32,655 --> 00:39:35,386 This trail will take us directly to the crash site. 651 00:39:38,096 --> 00:39:39,507 All right, kids. 652 00:39:39,616 --> 00:39:41,380 Let's have some fun. 653 00:39:41,536 --> 00:39:43,379 Oh! 654 00:39:44,776 --> 00:39:46,778 Okay, everyone. Follow the trail. 655 00:39:46,936 --> 00:39:49,018 Never leave the trail. 656 00:39:49,136 --> 00:39:51,138 Hmm? 657 00:39:57,056 --> 00:39:59,024 Okay, everyone. Leave the trail. 658 00:39:59,176 --> 00:40:00,621 Into the forest. Chop, chop. 659 00:40:00,816 --> 00:40:02,818 But you just said... 660 00:40:02,896 --> 00:40:05,467 You know I'm crazy. Come on. 661 00:40:17,977 --> 00:40:20,378 I love the shade. Don't you? 662 00:40:21,137 --> 00:40:22,662 Well played, weasel. 663 00:40:22,817 --> 00:40:23,978 Stay sharp, kids. 664 00:40:24,177 --> 00:40:26,179 They can't hide forever. 665 00:40:38,177 --> 00:40:39,144 Hey, Buck. 666 00:40:39,217 --> 00:40:41,743 You have a suggestion for getting around the river? 667 00:40:41,897 --> 00:40:45,060 Let's see if the tablet's ancient wisdom will guide us. 668 00:40:45,377 --> 00:40:46,378 Hmm. 669 00:40:47,378 --> 00:40:48,379 Hmm. 670 00:41:10,378 --> 00:41:12,858 Let my mammals pass! 671 00:41:13,058 --> 00:41:14,628 That's never gonna work. 672 00:41:21,818 --> 00:41:24,629 The ancients grant us safe passage. 673 00:41:24,939 --> 00:41:26,987 Sweet! 674 00:41:52,099 --> 00:41:54,500 Wow, the air feels strange. 675 00:41:54,899 --> 00:41:56,344 Uh... 676 00:41:56,419 --> 00:41:57,580 Diego? 677 00:41:58,940 --> 00:41:59,941 Hmm... 678 00:42:02,780 --> 00:42:03,781 What? 679 00:42:18,100 --> 00:42:21,263 Finally! We have superpowers! 680 00:42:24,780 --> 00:42:25,941 Ladies and gentlemen, 681 00:42:26,020 --> 00:42:28,864 we have wandered into an electrical storm. 682 00:42:30,140 --> 00:42:32,620 I suggest we all stay away from the trees. 683 00:42:33,300 --> 00:42:34,382 Sure, no problem. 684 00:42:34,461 --> 00:42:35,826 It's not like we're in a forest. 685 00:42:41,381 --> 00:42:44,510 Boy, Mother Nature sure is in a bad mood lately. 686 00:42:44,661 --> 00:42:47,141 Good thing we're all here to help each other. 687 00:42:47,301 --> 00:42:50,669 Oh, like I always say, stay close, stay alive. 688 00:42:57,141 --> 00:42:58,188 There they are! 689 00:42:58,301 --> 00:43:00,827 Right out in the open. 690 00:43:00,901 --> 00:43:02,551 How stupid can you be? 691 00:43:02,701 --> 00:43:04,863 Come on, kids. Dive! 692 00:43:11,262 --> 00:43:15,062 Everyone, try not to create any sort of friction. 693 00:43:15,222 --> 00:43:17,065 No friction. Got it. 694 00:43:17,222 --> 00:43:19,031 Yup. Cool beans. 695 00:43:19,182 --> 00:43:20,832 Friction is what now? 696 00:43:22,102 --> 00:43:23,513 Oh, no. 697 00:43:33,262 --> 00:43:35,071 Come on! Let's get out of here. 698 00:43:42,422 --> 00:43:43,662 Hurry, Granny. 699 00:43:43,742 --> 00:43:44,868 Don't you hurry me. 700 00:43:45,022 --> 00:43:47,390 I've been struck by lightning more times... 701 00:43:47,623 --> 00:43:48,954 Ahh! Granny! 702 00:43:49,383 --> 00:43:51,431 ...than you've had hot breakfasts. 703 00:43:56,583 --> 00:43:57,584 Peaches! 704 00:43:59,783 --> 00:44:01,945 Julian, don't move! 705 00:44:02,063 --> 00:44:03,064 Oh! 706 00:44:04,623 --> 00:44:05,988 I have an idea. 707 00:44:07,063 --> 00:44:08,713 I'm coming, sweetheart! 708 00:44:09,383 --> 00:44:11,112 Julian, why aren't you helping her? 709 00:44:11,223 --> 00:44:13,191 Wait! No, Manny, she... 710 00:44:17,583 --> 00:44:19,073 Uh, what are you guys doing? 711 00:44:19,223 --> 00:44:20,270 Helping? 712 00:44:20,423 --> 00:44:22,074 What would "not helping" look like? 713 00:44:23,584 --> 00:44:25,029 Hey, zapheads! 714 00:44:25,104 --> 00:44:26,105 Whoo! 715 00:44:32,424 --> 00:44:34,472 Manny, get ready to run. 716 00:44:36,264 --> 00:44:37,948 Come on, let's go! 717 00:44:49,784 --> 00:44:50,945 Everybody make it? 718 00:44:51,104 --> 00:44:53,027 Shira, Manny, Crash, Eddie, Ellie, Granny. 719 00:44:53,184 --> 00:44:55,027 Aw, shoot! I'm out of fingers. 720 00:44:55,184 --> 00:44:56,869 Buck. Where's Buck? 721 00:44:59,625 --> 00:45:00,706 Do you hear that? 722 00:45:02,265 --> 00:45:03,312 A baby! 723 00:45:03,625 --> 00:45:05,468 There's a baby in there! 724 00:45:05,825 --> 00:45:08,112 Buck, wait! It's too dangerous. 725 00:45:14,185 --> 00:45:15,471 He's gone. 726 00:45:15,625 --> 00:45:17,150 I can't believe it. 727 00:45:17,305 --> 00:45:20,149 Don't know how we'll go on without you, Buck. 728 00:45:20,945 --> 00:45:22,629 All right, let's go. 729 00:45:25,145 --> 00:45:26,306 It's Buck! 730 00:45:30,905 --> 00:45:32,317 Huh? 731 00:45:32,826 --> 00:45:35,636 I got you. Don't worry, I got you. 732 00:45:35,826 --> 00:45:37,988 There you are. There. 733 00:45:38,146 --> 00:45:39,307 Say "hi," everyone. 734 00:45:39,386 --> 00:45:40,512 Huh? 735 00:45:41,186 --> 00:45:42,995 Isn't she gorgeous? 736 00:45:43,186 --> 00:45:44,995 How can he tell it's a she? 737 00:45:46,026 --> 00:45:47,073 Oh. 738 00:45:47,146 --> 00:45:49,513 Such a good little poochie-woochie. 739 00:45:51,506 --> 00:45:54,032 Just to be clear, that's a pumpkin, right? 740 00:45:54,706 --> 00:45:57,835 She has a little jaundice, but I think she'll be okay. 741 00:45:57,986 --> 00:45:59,750 Yes, you will. 742 00:45:59,906 --> 00:46:03,672 I think I'll call you... Bronwyn. 743 00:46:04,106 --> 00:46:06,393 Um, little buddy? We need you back on planet Earth. 744 00:46:06,546 --> 00:46:08,754 While it's still here. Okay? 745 00:46:08,947 --> 00:46:10,108 Right you are, mammal. 746 00:46:10,267 --> 00:46:13,874 Who wants to save the world from the fiery asteroid? 747 00:46:13,947 --> 00:46:14,948 You do! 748 00:46:16,707 --> 00:46:17,708 Hmm. 749 00:46:33,387 --> 00:46:34,388 Mmm... 750 00:46:34,467 --> 00:46:36,469 Okay, mammals. Let's stop here for the night. 751 00:46:36,627 --> 00:46:40,231 Stop? What about the whole end of the world collision thing? 752 00:46:40,387 --> 00:46:42,310 Oh, asteroid's still a day off. 753 00:46:42,467 --> 00:46:44,914 And like my grandfather used to say... 754 00:46:45,108 --> 00:46:47,873 "Red sky at night, sailor's delight. 755 00:46:48,068 --> 00:46:51,151 "Purple sky at night, who moved my foot cream? 756 00:46:51,308 --> 00:46:53,231 "I need my foot cream." 757 00:46:53,388 --> 00:46:55,994 Grampy was a confused and angry weasel. 758 00:46:57,908 --> 00:46:59,069 You are so funny, J. 759 00:47:00,108 --> 00:47:01,473 Stop! You're funny. 760 00:47:01,668 --> 00:47:04,114 Take it easy, my brother from a tiger mother. 761 00:47:06,588 --> 00:47:08,511 Hasta manana, J-man. 762 00:47:09,068 --> 00:47:10,479 What was that? 763 00:47:10,628 --> 00:47:11,834 What was what? 764 00:47:13,788 --> 00:47:15,631 Oh, that! It's a cool way to peace out. 765 00:47:15,748 --> 00:47:16,829 Julian taught it to me. 766 00:47:16,988 --> 00:47:19,310 Well, I'm glad the apocalypse is bringing you together. 767 00:47:19,469 --> 00:47:21,915 He's a good kid, Manny. I like his philosophy. 768 00:47:22,069 --> 00:47:23,912 Give him a chance. Bond with him. 769 00:47:24,589 --> 00:47:26,239 So light 'em up, up, up 770 00:47:26,309 --> 00:47:27,595 Light 'em up, up, up 771 00:47:27,749 --> 00:47:31,674 Light 'em up, up, up, I'm on fire 772 00:47:32,109 --> 00:47:34,760 Bonding! That's a good idea! 773 00:47:35,149 --> 00:47:37,436 Oh, right. Got you. 774 00:47:37,589 --> 00:47:40,638 You take Julian. I got an idea for Peaches. 775 00:47:43,669 --> 00:47:45,797 Hey, Bro-Kid. 776 00:47:45,949 --> 00:47:48,236 Oh, hey, Bro-Dad. You here to rock out? 777 00:47:49,989 --> 00:47:51,514 Okay. Instead of that... 778 00:47:52,269 --> 00:47:54,112 how about a game before bedtime? 779 00:47:54,269 --> 00:47:57,831 No way! You want to play a game with me? Wow! 780 00:47:57,990 --> 00:48:00,721 What is honored times 1,000? 781 00:48:00,870 --> 00:48:02,395 No! Times one million? 782 00:48:02,550 --> 00:48:06,157 'Cause whatever that equals, is how honored I am. 783 00:48:06,310 --> 00:48:08,392 So, is that a "yes"? 784 00:48:08,550 --> 00:48:11,156 Yes, that's a "yes." It's the most "yes"! 785 00:48:11,310 --> 00:48:13,153 It's like "yes" with a bunch of s's... 786 00:48:13,310 --> 00:48:16,519 so it's like "yes." 787 00:48:16,670 --> 00:48:17,910 Great! 788 00:48:18,070 --> 00:48:20,152 I'll see you on the ice! 789 00:48:23,990 --> 00:48:25,037 Happy? 790 00:48:26,910 --> 00:48:28,036 Whoa! 791 00:48:33,151 --> 00:48:34,437 Oh, boy. 792 00:48:42,351 --> 00:48:45,002 So, do you think you're ready to go out roaming on your own? 793 00:48:45,191 --> 00:48:47,353 I won't be alone. I'll have Julian. 794 00:48:47,511 --> 00:48:50,082 Sure. But with asteroids flying... 795 00:48:50,231 --> 00:48:51,562 no home to speak of 796 00:48:51,671 --> 00:48:53,594 and absolutely no support system... 797 00:48:53,751 --> 00:48:55,241 do you think you'll be ready for... 798 00:48:55,351 --> 00:48:56,352 this? 799 00:48:57,871 --> 00:48:59,873 I'm a wittle baby. 800 00:49:01,231 --> 00:49:03,598 Imagine. You're in the woods, looking for food... 801 00:49:03,791 --> 00:49:06,113 and your baby gets sick. What do you do? 802 00:49:06,192 --> 00:49:07,353 Uh... 803 00:49:07,432 --> 00:49:09,594 No! Jiggling makes her feel worse! 804 00:49:14,352 --> 00:49:16,161 Oh, no! Now your older toddler 805 00:49:16,232 --> 00:49:18,712 has a skinned knee and a stuffy nose. 806 00:49:19,312 --> 00:49:20,552 Mommy, hold me! 807 00:49:20,712 --> 00:49:22,043 Now your babies are crying. 808 00:49:22,192 --> 00:49:24,115 You have no food and then 809 00:49:24,232 --> 00:49:26,917 you come face to face with a rabid beast! 810 00:49:28,752 --> 00:49:33,235 I am a rabid beast who gives rabies to babies. 811 00:49:34,872 --> 00:49:37,113 And there's an arsonist on the loose. 812 00:49:43,233 --> 00:49:45,600 How are you going to handle all this without our help? 813 00:49:55,753 --> 00:49:57,676 - Huh? - Ah! 814 00:50:02,593 --> 00:50:03,719 Ah! 815 00:50:05,593 --> 00:50:06,958 Peaches, out! 816 00:50:11,633 --> 00:50:13,044 That's just the easy stuff. 817 00:50:13,193 --> 00:50:15,514 There's a lot more we still need to cover. 818 00:50:16,994 --> 00:50:19,361 Uh... Baby made a poopie. 819 00:50:19,594 --> 00:50:24,316 I'm a method actor, so I will need to be changed. 820 00:50:25,314 --> 00:50:26,964 Oh! So close! 821 00:50:27,114 --> 00:50:29,162 These pucks go fast. 822 00:50:29,314 --> 00:50:32,204 Just watch the puck all the way into the stick. 823 00:50:35,954 --> 00:50:37,558 Oh! I did it! 824 00:50:37,714 --> 00:50:39,796 Too bad you and Peaches are moving away. 825 00:50:39,954 --> 00:50:42,161 If you stayed, we could do this all the time. 826 00:50:42,354 --> 00:50:44,800 Okay. Show me the heat! 827 00:50:44,954 --> 00:50:46,797 I'm like a hockey ninja! 828 00:50:50,034 --> 00:50:51,399 Hey, Peaches! 829 00:50:51,554 --> 00:50:53,364 Looks like you got a new hockey partner 830 00:50:53,475 --> 00:50:54,886 to replace your dad. 831 00:51:00,235 --> 00:51:01,316 Oh! 832 00:51:01,395 --> 00:51:02,726 Oh, no. 833 00:51:06,915 --> 00:51:08,405 Julian! 834 00:51:11,315 --> 00:51:13,682 Such a mystery why he wants to move far away. 835 00:51:13,835 --> 00:51:15,200 I didn't mean to do it. 836 00:51:15,355 --> 00:51:17,517 It's not my fault the kid has no reflexes. 837 00:51:17,675 --> 00:51:18,881 How could you do that to him? 838 00:51:19,035 --> 00:51:20,321 I thought you liked Julian. 839 00:51:20,515 --> 00:51:21,516 I do like Julian. 840 00:51:21,675 --> 00:51:22,836 Well, you don't act like it. 841 00:51:22,995 --> 00:51:25,441 When you look at him, all you see is an obstacle. 842 00:51:25,595 --> 00:51:27,165 Or worse, a target. 843 00:51:27,355 --> 00:51:29,165 But I see a sweet guy... 844 00:51:29,356 --> 00:51:32,280 who's trying his hardest to impress you. 845 00:51:32,436 --> 00:51:34,518 - Peaches. - No! Both of you, just stop! 846 00:51:34,676 --> 00:51:36,519 If we survive, I'm still getting married 847 00:51:36,596 --> 00:51:37,836 and I'm still leaving home. 848 00:51:38,036 --> 00:51:40,403 Whether you're happy for me or not. 849 00:51:43,596 --> 00:51:45,564 Don't give me that look. She said both. 850 00:51:45,716 --> 00:51:47,559 That means you, too. 851 00:51:49,876 --> 00:51:51,685 And this widdle astewoid 852 00:51:51,756 --> 00:51:53,918 went wee, wee, wee, all the way home. 853 00:51:55,436 --> 00:51:56,881 Hey... 854 00:51:57,956 --> 00:51:59,003 Eh... 855 00:51:59,076 --> 00:52:02,797 Because Daddy and his fwiends saved the world. 856 00:52:13,077 --> 00:52:16,638 And if that pterodactyl don't fly 857 00:52:16,797 --> 00:52:20,165 Daddy's gonna blind his remaining eye 858 00:52:25,237 --> 00:52:27,239 Sweet dreams, little one. 859 00:52:28,237 --> 00:52:30,558 Lucky pumpkin! 860 00:52:30,637 --> 00:52:32,844 It must be nice to have a loving father. 861 00:52:32,917 --> 00:52:33,964 Whoo. 862 00:52:34,077 --> 00:52:36,921 Okay, here we go. You can do this, Roger. 863 00:52:37,237 --> 00:52:40,128 Yay! Kidnapping! 864 00:52:41,758 --> 00:52:43,681 Look I'm sorry. It's not me. 865 00:52:43,758 --> 00:52:44,919 I would never do something like this. 866 00:52:45,078 --> 00:52:47,445 It's my father. He's crazy. 867 00:52:47,598 --> 00:52:49,680 I can't believe he pulled it off! 868 00:52:49,838 --> 00:52:51,488 Way to go, dum-dum! 869 00:52:51,638 --> 00:52:52,969 Oh. Thanks, Dad. 870 00:52:53,118 --> 00:52:55,359 Whatever! I could've done the same thing. 871 00:52:58,118 --> 00:52:59,608 Well, well. 872 00:52:59,758 --> 00:53:02,409 Looks like you're not stopping that asteroid now, 873 00:53:02,478 --> 00:53:03,684 are you, weasel? 874 00:53:04,598 --> 00:53:05,599 Huh? 875 00:53:05,678 --> 00:53:06,679 That's not the weasel. That's... 876 00:53:07,878 --> 00:53:09,960 - I don't know what that is. - Hmm. 877 00:53:10,318 --> 00:53:11,319 Whoa! 878 00:53:13,598 --> 00:53:15,328 Is it my time, angel? 879 00:53:15,839 --> 00:53:17,125 Time for what? 880 00:53:17,679 --> 00:53:19,329 I'm coming to the light. 881 00:53:19,719 --> 00:53:22,802 Can't wait to see all those dead relatives I hate. 882 00:53:22,999 --> 00:53:24,967 Ahh! Get it off! Get it off! Get it off! 883 00:53:25,319 --> 00:53:26,730 Go help your sister. 884 00:53:26,799 --> 00:53:27,960 But, Dad... 885 00:53:28,479 --> 00:53:29,969 Ahh! Demon angel! 886 00:53:32,479 --> 00:53:35,050 Mess with Granny, get knocked on your fanny. 887 00:53:38,999 --> 00:53:42,481 And that's how it's done. Hmm. 888 00:53:42,559 --> 00:53:45,005 Hello? Angel? 889 00:53:45,159 --> 00:53:46,320 Am I in heaven? 890 00:53:46,479 --> 00:53:48,561 It's so dark and squishy in here. 891 00:53:48,639 --> 00:53:49,686 Huh? 892 00:53:49,839 --> 00:53:52,446 Oh, no! I can still see the light. 893 00:53:54,920 --> 00:53:55,921 Ow! 894 00:53:59,240 --> 00:54:01,208 Pop! I'll save you. 895 00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:05,168 Whee! 896 00:54:07,600 --> 00:54:08,601 Hello! 897 00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:15,569 Oh, well. Probably for the best. 898 00:54:15,720 --> 00:54:17,085 - Yeah, probably. - Definitely. 899 00:54:29,401 --> 00:54:30,402 Crikey! 900 00:54:32,041 --> 00:54:33,884 Mmm. 901 00:54:33,961 --> 00:54:36,805 Good gravy, Buck. What have you done? 902 00:54:36,961 --> 00:54:38,963 All right, mammals. Time to get moving. 903 00:54:39,121 --> 00:54:41,408 Now let's not linger on this, but, yes... 904 00:54:41,601 --> 00:54:44,810 I read the tablet wrong. The asteroid is a lot closer. 905 00:54:48,641 --> 00:54:49,642 Uh-oh. 906 00:54:49,721 --> 00:54:51,485 Wait a second. Where's Granny? 907 00:54:51,761 --> 00:54:54,605 - Oh. - Granny? Oh, Granny? 908 00:54:54,761 --> 00:54:56,092 Maybe she wandered off? 909 00:54:56,281 --> 00:54:58,045 Maybe she got hit in the head with a puck? 910 00:54:58,241 --> 00:54:59,731 Yes! And maybe she was abducted 911 00:54:59,801 --> 00:55:01,485 by homicidal 30-foot dino-birds... 912 00:55:01,641 --> 00:55:03,087 seeking revenge on me. 913 00:55:03,242 --> 00:55:06,246 All good theories. I'm going to go with the puck. 914 00:55:07,482 --> 00:55:08,813 I knew it! 915 00:55:09,082 --> 00:55:12,086 So this whole time we've been chased by giant dino-birds? 916 00:55:12,402 --> 00:55:15,406 Oh, only three! I didn't want to damage morale. 917 00:55:15,562 --> 00:55:16,688 Right. Because before this, 918 00:55:16,802 --> 00:55:18,645 we were on a carefree pleasure cruise. 919 00:55:18,842 --> 00:55:20,332 Wait a second. 920 00:55:20,402 --> 00:55:22,769 I've got her scent. Come on! 921 00:55:31,922 --> 00:55:32,923 Whoa! 922 00:55:34,922 --> 00:55:37,654 Mammals, we've made it! 923 00:55:37,803 --> 00:55:39,373 The crash site. 924 00:55:39,443 --> 00:55:41,969 This must be what's left of the previous asteroid. 925 00:55:42,643 --> 00:55:45,772 Uh, Buck? Your space rocks! 926 00:55:47,803 --> 00:55:49,646 We could definitely divert the asteroid 927 00:55:49,763 --> 00:55:51,003 with a magnet that size! 928 00:55:51,163 --> 00:55:52,767 I mean that thing is enormous. 929 00:55:52,963 --> 00:55:54,169 It's massive, it's... 930 00:55:54,323 --> 00:55:56,610 ...going to be impossible to get off the ground. 931 00:55:56,803 --> 00:55:58,168 It's entirely possible. 932 00:55:58,323 --> 00:56:01,008 In a way that we don't know about yet. 933 00:56:01,163 --> 00:56:02,813 But what about the dino-birds? 934 00:56:02,963 --> 00:56:04,806 And what about Granny? 935 00:56:06,043 --> 00:56:07,454 Nothing. 936 00:56:08,363 --> 00:56:09,569 I'm sorry, Sid. 937 00:56:10,683 --> 00:56:15,167 Oh, Granny. My sweet, malicious Granny. 938 00:56:15,524 --> 00:56:18,812 Why does it always have to be the old ones who go first? 939 00:56:18,964 --> 00:56:20,045 Why? 940 00:56:22,644 --> 00:56:25,568 I can still hear her sweet, shrill voice... 941 00:56:25,724 --> 00:56:27,852 shrieking from the afterlife. 942 00:56:29,804 --> 00:56:30,885 Granny's alive! 943 00:56:31,084 --> 00:56:32,165 And she's in trouble! 944 00:56:40,124 --> 00:56:41,489 Granny? 945 00:56:41,644 --> 00:56:43,487 - Granny? - Granny? 946 00:56:55,165 --> 00:56:56,496 Is she okay? 947 00:56:56,725 --> 00:56:58,534 Uh, I'm not sure. 948 00:57:03,205 --> 00:57:04,730 Unhand my Granny! 949 00:57:04,885 --> 00:57:06,808 You do and you don't get a tip. 950 00:57:06,965 --> 00:57:08,774 Making this beautiful sloth happy 951 00:57:08,845 --> 00:57:10,529 is all the payment I need. 952 00:57:10,685 --> 00:57:13,211 You see? Hunky bunny gets it. 953 00:57:13,365 --> 00:57:14,526 Granny! 954 00:57:14,685 --> 00:57:17,450 There's a bunny living in the asteroid? 955 00:57:17,525 --> 00:57:18,890 Did not see that coming. 956 00:57:19,045 --> 00:57:21,366 Wait till you see this! 957 00:57:28,726 --> 00:57:29,727 Oh! 958 00:57:30,726 --> 00:57:32,854 Whoo-hoo! 959 00:57:32,926 --> 00:57:34,052 Yeah! 960 00:57:34,206 --> 00:57:36,368 Catching mad air on the half-pipe! 961 00:57:36,566 --> 00:57:37,772 This is crazy. 962 00:57:38,006 --> 00:57:39,132 Do you think they know 963 00:57:39,206 --> 00:57:41,049 they are living in a magnetic bull's-eye? 964 00:57:41,206 --> 00:57:42,287 Doesn't look like a lot of 965 00:57:42,406 --> 00:57:44,170 doomsday prepping going on in here. 966 00:57:44,366 --> 00:57:45,572 I can't believe it! 967 00:57:45,726 --> 00:57:46,852 Visitors! 968 00:57:47,006 --> 00:57:49,577 We've never had visitors. 969 00:57:49,686 --> 00:57:52,417 Somebody pinch me. Or should I pinch you? 970 00:57:52,566 --> 00:57:53,772 Wait, I'll pinch both of us. 971 00:57:55,086 --> 00:57:57,771 Did I hit my head? What's happening here? 972 00:57:58,566 --> 00:58:00,569 I sure hope this isn't a... Oh! 973 00:58:02,287 --> 00:58:04,210 dream! 974 00:58:04,607 --> 00:58:08,453 Dream Weaver 975 00:58:08,567 --> 00:58:11,730 I believe you can get me through the night 976 00:58:15,647 --> 00:58:17,775 This guy? For real? 977 00:58:17,927 --> 00:58:19,816 Whatever. 978 00:58:20,287 --> 00:58:22,130 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 979 00:58:23,047 --> 00:58:24,776 Hello, handsome. 980 00:58:24,927 --> 00:58:26,292 I'm Brooke. 981 00:58:28,287 --> 00:58:30,608 Ooh. Such exquisite bone structure. 982 00:58:30,727 --> 00:58:32,456 Such a strong jaw. 983 00:58:32,607 --> 00:58:34,928 I'm getting butterflies! 984 00:58:35,127 --> 00:58:36,732 I'm getting nauseous. 985 00:58:36,888 --> 00:58:38,652 Sorry to interrupt this weirdo love connection... 986 00:58:38,808 --> 00:58:40,298 but we're kind of in a hurry. 987 00:58:40,448 --> 00:58:41,859 If we don't do something fast... 988 00:58:42,008 --> 00:58:45,137 that asteroid is gonna blow us all to smithereens. 989 00:58:46,248 --> 00:58:48,455 Oh. That sounds urgent. 990 00:58:48,608 --> 00:58:50,292 I better take you to him. 991 00:58:50,448 --> 00:58:52,416 Who's "him"? Your leader? 992 00:58:52,608 --> 00:58:55,134 He is our everything. 993 00:58:55,288 --> 00:58:56,699 He sees all. 994 00:58:56,848 --> 00:58:58,088 He knows all. 995 00:58:58,248 --> 00:59:00,854 And smells amazing! 996 00:59:01,448 --> 00:59:03,655 Okay. He sounds great. Let's go! 997 00:59:03,808 --> 00:59:05,776 Brilliant. Right this way. 998 00:59:12,369 --> 00:59:13,416 Whoo-hoo! 999 00:59:13,489 --> 00:59:14,490 Yes! 1000 00:59:17,689 --> 00:59:19,657 Please keep your arms and legs 1001 00:59:19,769 --> 00:59:22,170 inside the tram at all times. 1002 00:59:22,329 --> 00:59:25,617 But allow your spirit to roam free... 1003 00:59:25,809 --> 00:59:28,016 in Geotopia. 1004 00:59:28,169 --> 00:59:30,137 I have a good feeling about this. 1005 00:59:30,289 --> 00:59:31,734 Maybe he'll be able to help us. 1006 00:59:31,889 --> 00:59:33,459 She did say he knows all. 1007 00:59:33,649 --> 00:59:35,299 And all's a lot! 1008 00:59:39,689 --> 00:59:41,020 Here he is. 1009 00:59:41,169 --> 00:59:45,015 The Master of Meditation, the Supreme Serene... 1010 00:59:45,169 --> 00:59:48,891 the four-time Heavy Thoughts champion of the world! 1011 01:00:01,250 --> 01:00:03,935 Is that a llama? I hate llamas. 1012 01:00:04,090 --> 01:00:05,740 They spit and smell. 1013 01:00:05,930 --> 01:00:06,931 So does she. 1014 01:00:07,090 --> 01:00:08,774 So do we! 1015 01:00:16,050 --> 01:00:18,576 Oh! 1016 01:00:18,690 --> 01:00:20,101 Greetings, mammals! 1017 01:00:20,250 --> 01:00:24,256 The Shangri Llama will see you... 1018 01:00:26,411 --> 01:00:27,572 now. 1019 01:00:27,731 --> 01:00:28,778 Ooh. Wonderful. 1020 01:00:30,171 --> 01:00:31,297 So where is he? 1021 01:00:31,451 --> 01:00:33,533 He is here. Talking to you. 1022 01:00:33,611 --> 01:00:36,455 Oh, I get it. He's a ventriloquist 1023 01:00:36,571 --> 01:00:37,777 and you're the dummy. 1024 01:00:38,091 --> 01:00:39,900 - No, you're the dummy. - No, you're the dummy. 1025 01:00:40,091 --> 01:00:41,058 No, you're the dummy. 1026 01:00:41,131 --> 01:00:42,417 This is the guy that's going to save us. 1027 01:00:42,571 --> 01:00:43,857 Look within. You're the dummy. 1028 01:00:45,371 --> 01:00:47,373 Disgusting! Loved that! 1029 01:00:47,531 --> 01:00:50,102 New topic. We're all about to die. 1030 01:00:50,251 --> 01:00:53,221 Well, that's no good. Stress is a killer. 1031 01:00:53,371 --> 01:00:55,977 Let us loosen our limbs and open our minds. 1032 01:00:56,131 --> 01:00:57,417 Downward Dog! 1033 01:00:58,412 --> 01:00:59,777 Uh... Seriously? 1034 01:00:59,932 --> 01:01:02,936 I'll wait. I have all the time in the world. 1035 01:01:06,492 --> 01:01:08,335 Actually, you don't have all the time in the world. 1036 01:01:08,492 --> 01:01:12,099 None of us do. You see, there's this thing in the sky. 1037 01:01:12,292 --> 01:01:13,782 Oh. That blinding light 1038 01:01:13,892 --> 01:01:15,417 that seems to get larger by the minute? 1039 01:01:15,652 --> 01:01:17,734 What about it? Seems fine to me. 1040 01:01:18,452 --> 01:01:20,341 With all due respect, Your Twistiness, 1041 01:01:20,452 --> 01:01:21,613 that's an asteroid. 1042 01:01:21,772 --> 01:01:23,661 It's magnetically attracted to this place 1043 01:01:23,772 --> 01:01:25,501 and it's heading straight for us. 1044 01:01:25,612 --> 01:01:27,455 Aha! 1045 01:01:27,572 --> 01:01:29,779 It must desire our magnetic crystals. 1046 01:01:29,972 --> 01:01:31,212 Well, who can blame it? 1047 01:01:31,292 --> 01:01:32,817 They're really quite something. 1048 01:01:32,972 --> 01:01:35,135 Did you know their power grants eternal youth? 1049 01:01:35,293 --> 01:01:37,773 I am over 400 years old. Mmm-hmm. 1050 01:01:37,853 --> 01:01:39,457 - That's not possible. - Sure it is. 1051 01:01:39,653 --> 01:01:42,418 I'm 326! Whoo! 1052 01:01:42,533 --> 01:01:45,343 Huh? You don't look a day over 275. 1053 01:01:45,933 --> 01:01:49,142 We are young, happy and safe. And we always will be. 1054 01:01:49,293 --> 01:01:51,978 Thanks to Geotopia! 1055 01:01:52,133 --> 01:01:53,862 Kudos. It is lovely. 1056 01:01:54,013 --> 01:01:56,698 Now, let's figure out a way to launch it into space! 1057 01:01:56,853 --> 01:01:59,015 I'm sorry. You want to destroy our home? 1058 01:01:59,213 --> 01:02:00,977 It'll be destroyed either way. 1059 01:02:01,173 --> 01:02:03,335 But if we propel this magnetic material 1060 01:02:03,453 --> 01:02:04,534 into the atmosphere... 1061 01:02:04,693 --> 01:02:07,503 we can change the asteroid's path and save everyone. 1062 01:02:07,653 --> 01:02:09,065 What do you say? 1063 01:02:09,494 --> 01:02:10,495 Caterpillar! 1064 01:02:12,134 --> 01:02:14,978 So, is that a yes? Or... 1065 01:02:15,054 --> 01:02:16,055 Oh. 1066 01:02:16,174 --> 01:02:18,700 You are storing a lot of hostility 1067 01:02:18,814 --> 01:02:19,861 in your lower spine. 1068 01:02:20,694 --> 01:02:21,855 Shangri Llama, how are we gonna... 1069 01:02:22,014 --> 01:02:24,699 Funky Chicken. Jiggy Jelly. Mashed Potato. 1070 01:02:24,854 --> 01:02:27,141 Your flexibility is a sight to behold. 1071 01:02:27,294 --> 01:02:28,455 Now how the devil 1072 01:02:28,534 --> 01:02:29,979 are we going to launch these crystals? 1073 01:02:30,134 --> 01:02:31,898 You can't. It's impossible. 1074 01:02:32,654 --> 01:02:34,497 Whoo! I am bushed. 1075 01:02:36,334 --> 01:02:37,540 Awesome meeting you guys. 1076 01:02:37,694 --> 01:02:39,856 Feel free to hang or, you know, whatever. 1077 01:02:41,694 --> 01:02:42,741 Hmm. 1078 01:02:42,854 --> 01:02:45,540 That's it. He was our last hope. 1079 01:02:45,695 --> 01:02:46,821 We're doomed. 1080 01:02:47,015 --> 01:02:49,256 Yeah. All we got was a free yoga class. 1081 01:02:49,415 --> 01:02:51,986 On that subject... 1082 01:02:52,055 --> 01:02:53,580 could you help me, please? 1083 01:02:53,735 --> 01:02:56,386 My nose is dangerously close to my butt. 1084 01:02:56,655 --> 01:02:59,340 Uh, Sid, why do you have two tails? 1085 01:02:59,495 --> 01:03:01,145 I'm in here, too. 1086 01:03:07,895 --> 01:03:09,385 Hey, don't cry. 1087 01:03:09,575 --> 01:03:11,020 Look on the bright side. 1088 01:03:11,335 --> 01:03:14,464 We get to see our lives flash before our eyes. 1089 01:03:15,055 --> 01:03:18,616 That means I get to fall in love with you... 1090 01:03:18,775 --> 01:03:20,106 all over again. 1091 01:03:21,416 --> 01:03:23,418 Only you can make the end of the world 1092 01:03:23,536 --> 01:03:25,140 sound like a good thing. 1093 01:03:30,456 --> 01:03:32,538 We did a good job raising her. 1094 01:03:32,696 --> 01:03:34,300 She's stronger than we know. 1095 01:03:34,456 --> 01:03:37,938 Two days ago, I'd have given anything to keep her with us. 1096 01:03:38,096 --> 01:03:41,259 Now I'd give anything just to see her get married, 1097 01:03:41,376 --> 01:03:42,901 and leave home. 1098 01:03:43,056 --> 01:03:45,946 Play with her kids, dance with her husband. 1099 01:03:46,096 --> 01:03:48,383 Yell at him when he forgets their anniversary. 1100 01:03:51,056 --> 01:03:52,626 It was a good one, wasn't it? 1101 01:03:53,256 --> 01:03:56,261 Our life? You, me, and Peaches. 1102 01:03:56,457 --> 01:03:57,822 The best. 1103 01:04:02,657 --> 01:04:04,307 Oh, Brooke. 1104 01:04:04,457 --> 01:04:05,982 You're so pretty. 1105 01:04:06,177 --> 01:04:08,464 You take my lisp away. 1106 01:04:08,937 --> 01:04:11,463 I bet you say that to all the girls. 1107 01:04:11,617 --> 01:04:14,541 I try. But usually they run away too fast. 1108 01:04:15,977 --> 01:04:18,139 Oh, you're such a romantic. 1109 01:04:18,937 --> 01:04:21,781 Hey, I know this is going to sound super forward... 1110 01:04:23,337 --> 01:04:25,146 but will you be my mate for life? 1111 01:04:25,337 --> 01:04:27,943 Oh, Brooke, I don't know what to say. 1112 01:04:28,097 --> 01:04:30,020 It's only been twelve minutes. 1113 01:04:30,177 --> 01:04:31,862 What took you so long? 1114 01:04:32,018 --> 01:04:33,622 Yes! This has been 1115 01:04:33,698 --> 01:04:36,178 the best last day on Earth ever. 1116 01:04:36,498 --> 01:04:38,227 A diamond! I need a diamond! 1117 01:04:38,338 --> 01:04:39,464 Where can I find a... 1118 01:04:39,698 --> 01:04:41,507 Oh! Perfect. 1119 01:04:42,778 --> 01:04:45,384 No, no, no. Sid, sweetie, don't do that. 1120 01:04:45,538 --> 01:04:51,227 Nonsense. Only the best for my one... true... love. 1121 01:05:03,858 --> 01:05:04,859 Whoopsies! 1122 01:05:04,938 --> 01:05:06,144 No, no, no! 1123 01:05:06,218 --> 01:05:09,189 Oaf! Simpleton! Nincompoop! 1124 01:05:09,339 --> 01:05:10,909 You talking to her or me? 1125 01:05:11,459 --> 01:05:13,860 That wall was the one thing keeping us young. 1126 01:05:14,019 --> 01:05:17,819 Now we're all doomed! Doomed! 1127 01:05:19,059 --> 01:05:20,470 And now, I think I have a fever. 1128 01:05:20,539 --> 01:05:22,268 Thank you so much, doofus! 1129 01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:24,342 Hey! Easy there, Llama! 1130 01:05:24,499 --> 01:05:26,183 This is the doofus of my dreams. 1131 01:05:26,259 --> 01:05:27,340 He meant well. 1132 01:05:27,499 --> 01:05:28,660 Oh, he meant well. 1133 01:05:28,819 --> 01:05:30,583 Who cares? 1134 01:05:30,699 --> 01:05:31,746 So much for serenity. 1135 01:05:31,899 --> 01:05:34,106 300 years of peace and harmony... 1136 01:05:34,259 --> 01:05:38,423 undone by one colossally, incredibly... 1137 01:05:38,579 --> 01:05:41,549 stupendously stupid sloth! 1138 01:05:52,940 --> 01:05:54,226 Oh, Brooke. 1139 01:05:54,380 --> 01:05:56,462 Wow! You guys got old. 1140 01:05:56,620 --> 01:05:58,622 Whatever we had, it's over. 1141 01:05:58,780 --> 01:06:01,260 That's what happens when you date a cougar. 1142 01:06:01,620 --> 01:06:03,622 I'm really sorry, Mr. Llama. 1143 01:06:03,740 --> 01:06:06,391 Sorry. Sorry? 1144 01:06:06,460 --> 01:06:07,825 Sorry doesn't fix the wall now, 1145 01:06:07,900 --> 01:06:09,061 does it, you little... 1146 01:06:11,020 --> 01:06:12,909 I need a bubble bath or a massage. 1147 01:06:13,060 --> 01:06:14,266 Who knows acupuncture? 1148 01:06:14,420 --> 01:06:17,310 I need to let my anger out. Let it out! 1149 01:06:17,460 --> 01:06:19,782 I've been pent up too long. 1150 01:06:21,581 --> 01:06:24,061 I want to hit something. Someone give me their face. 1151 01:06:24,581 --> 01:06:27,232 That's it! Pent-up energy. 1152 01:06:27,381 --> 01:06:29,145 Earth's most powerful propulsion device 1153 01:06:29,261 --> 01:06:30,626 is right in front of us. 1154 01:06:30,781 --> 01:06:32,909 Who? Spitty McGee here? 1155 01:06:34,741 --> 01:06:36,152 The volcano! 1156 01:06:36,301 --> 01:06:38,110 That's our magnet launcher. 1157 01:06:38,381 --> 01:06:41,112 All we need to do is seal the steam vents around it. 1158 01:06:42,621 --> 01:06:43,622 That's a crazy plan! 1159 01:06:43,701 --> 01:06:44,782 You're a crazy plan. 1160 01:06:44,941 --> 01:06:46,466 That doesn't even make any sense. 1161 01:06:46,581 --> 01:06:48,106 And what are you? A professor of logic? 1162 01:06:48,301 --> 01:06:51,152 Professor Kitty McWhiskers of the University of Meow Meow Meow Meow... 1163 01:06:52,341 --> 01:06:54,071 You see? Tremendous pressure 1164 01:06:54,142 --> 01:06:56,144 leads to a tremendous explosion. 1165 01:06:57,022 --> 01:06:59,184 And you call yourself a professor. 1166 01:06:59,982 --> 01:07:01,586 Right. We need all the crystals 1167 01:07:01,662 --> 01:07:03,152 loaded into the volcano, pronto. 1168 01:07:03,302 --> 01:07:04,463 What? No! 1169 01:07:04,622 --> 01:07:06,147 I'm not giving you my crystals. 1170 01:07:06,262 --> 01:07:09,072 We need them to rebuild our sanctuary. 1171 01:07:11,182 --> 01:07:15,028 May I remind you Geotopia is not yours to keep. 1172 01:07:15,182 --> 01:07:16,183 No, you may not. 1173 01:07:16,262 --> 01:07:18,026 It came from the sky, 1174 01:07:18,142 --> 01:07:19,906 and now it's time to give it back. 1175 01:07:19,982 --> 01:07:20,949 Is not! 1176 01:07:21,022 --> 01:07:22,672 Is too, you old coot. 1177 01:07:22,822 --> 01:07:25,348 Change isn't easy, but it's part of life. 1178 01:07:25,502 --> 01:07:27,709 It's time for us to embrace it again. 1179 01:07:27,862 --> 01:07:29,865 Whether you like it or not. 1180 01:07:30,023 --> 01:07:31,024 Not! 1181 01:07:31,223 --> 01:07:34,545 Listen, Llama, I will go nuts and granola on your butt! 1182 01:07:34,703 --> 01:07:36,307 So either get on board... 1183 01:07:36,463 --> 01:07:38,545 or go twist yourself into a pretzel 1184 01:07:38,663 --> 01:07:40,392 and na-ma-stay out of our way. 1185 01:07:40,543 --> 01:07:41,954 Come on, everybody. 1186 01:07:42,023 --> 01:07:43,866 Grab every crystal you can find. 1187 01:07:44,023 --> 01:07:45,832 Totally, let's do it! 1188 01:07:45,983 --> 01:07:48,509 And remember, lift with your legs. 1189 01:07:48,823 --> 01:07:50,393 Too late. 1190 01:07:53,183 --> 01:07:55,026 Listen up, planetary defense team. 1191 01:07:55,183 --> 01:07:57,470 Step one, build pressure 1192 01:07:57,583 --> 01:07:59,904 inside the volcano by sealing the vents. 1193 01:08:00,863 --> 01:08:01,864 No steam can escape. 1194 01:08:02,023 --> 01:08:03,149 If there's a leak... 1195 01:08:03,303 --> 01:08:05,306 the pressure is weak. 1196 01:08:10,384 --> 01:08:13,672 Step two, get the biggest magnetic crystals 1197 01:08:13,744 --> 01:08:14,870 into the volcano. 1198 01:08:15,024 --> 01:08:16,947 They've got to be launched sky high 1199 01:08:17,024 --> 01:08:18,833 to pull the asteroid off course. 1200 01:08:22,824 --> 01:08:24,553 - Heave! - Ho! 1201 01:08:24,704 --> 01:08:26,433 - Heave! - Ho! 1202 01:08:26,584 --> 01:08:28,393 Rah rah! Sis boom bah! 1203 01:08:28,544 --> 01:08:30,546 Tell that asteroid "Uh-uh." 1204 01:08:30,904 --> 01:08:31,905 - Whoo! - #Asteroid! 1205 01:08:32,064 --> 01:08:33,065 #WhatDoesHashTagMean? 1206 01:08:33,224 --> 01:08:34,749 #IDon'tKnowButItSoundsCool! 1207 01:08:34,904 --> 01:08:35,905 #Totally! 1208 01:08:36,024 --> 01:08:37,514 #I'mStartingToGetSickOfIt! 1209 01:08:40,224 --> 01:08:42,626 This is it, friends. Down the hatch. 1210 01:08:42,785 --> 01:08:44,275 Every crystal counts. 1211 01:08:55,065 --> 01:08:56,351 Good news, everyone! 1212 01:08:56,425 --> 01:08:58,314 We're six minutes ahead of schedule. 1213 01:08:59,465 --> 01:09:01,388 Somebody up there likes us. 1214 01:09:26,226 --> 01:09:28,957 Bad news! Somebody up there doesn't like us. 1215 01:09:29,106 --> 01:09:31,347 We're six minutes behind schedule! 1216 01:09:32,506 --> 01:09:35,430 Double time, everyone. We need that big crystal. 1217 01:09:41,626 --> 01:09:42,832 Oh. Hey, Bro-Dad! 1218 01:09:55,827 --> 01:09:57,113 We got company! 1219 01:09:57,267 --> 01:09:59,315 Ooh. I'll put out the sponge cake. 1220 01:10:05,787 --> 01:10:07,312 Steady. 1221 01:10:07,507 --> 01:10:09,714 Steady. 1222 01:10:11,507 --> 01:10:12,838 Sorry about this. 1223 01:10:12,947 --> 01:10:14,790 I'm really conflicted right now. 1224 01:10:17,667 --> 01:10:20,989 That's more like it, Roger. Now finish him. 1225 01:10:21,187 --> 01:10:22,791 Wait! Wait, you don't understand. 1226 01:10:22,947 --> 01:10:24,392 You see that? 1227 01:10:24,507 --> 01:10:26,509 If that asteroid hits, we all die. 1228 01:10:26,667 --> 01:10:28,238 If it hits, we all die. 1229 01:10:30,668 --> 01:10:32,158 That's where you're wrong. 1230 01:10:32,228 --> 01:10:34,356 See, while you run for your mammal lives... 1231 01:10:34,508 --> 01:10:38,832 we'll be high in the sky, cruising above it all. 1232 01:10:39,908 --> 01:10:43,037 That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard! 1233 01:10:43,748 --> 01:10:46,399 We'll be as safe as those little birdies. 1234 01:10:47,028 --> 01:10:48,871 Lucky shot. 1235 01:10:50,348 --> 01:10:52,157 Very lucky shot? 1236 01:10:53,988 --> 01:10:57,390 I knew it. I was right. There's no paradise. 1237 01:10:57,548 --> 01:11:01,269 What? I'm too young to go extinct! 1238 01:11:01,388 --> 01:11:04,996 She gets it! Now, please, we haven't got much time! 1239 01:11:05,909 --> 01:11:08,196 What are you waiting for? Kill him! 1240 01:11:08,349 --> 01:11:10,829 No, Dad. I won't let you. 1241 01:11:11,029 --> 01:11:13,270 Do you want to know what I love about our family? 1242 01:11:13,429 --> 01:11:15,193 That we're alive. 1243 01:11:15,349 --> 01:11:16,510 There are more important things 1244 01:11:16,589 --> 01:11:18,079 than your pride right now. 1245 01:11:18,229 --> 01:11:19,879 If you care about us... 1246 01:11:20,029 --> 01:11:21,793 you should not kill him. 1247 01:11:21,949 --> 01:11:23,917 You should help him, Dad. 1248 01:11:24,069 --> 01:11:26,276 Pop, I hate to say this, 1249 01:11:26,389 --> 01:11:28,551 but my freaky little brother may be right. 1250 01:11:28,709 --> 01:11:32,191 As a father, I would work with my worst enemy... 1251 01:11:32,389 --> 01:11:36,075 to ensure a brighter future for my little one. 1252 01:11:44,030 --> 01:11:46,237 Reinforcements have arrived! 1253 01:11:53,750 --> 01:11:56,959 All right, Roger. Lead the way. 1254 01:12:02,150 --> 01:12:04,960 Oh! So that's what approval sounds like. 1255 01:12:06,630 --> 01:12:08,075 Keep it up, dinos. 1256 01:12:08,150 --> 01:12:10,073 Use that Jurassic super strength! 1257 01:12:13,230 --> 01:12:14,676 Beep, beep, beep. 1258 01:12:23,271 --> 01:12:24,761 Watch out, kids! 1259 01:12:34,351 --> 01:12:36,877 The weasel has landed. 1260 01:12:36,951 --> 01:12:40,637 I'll push it in. Go with Peaches and Ellie! 1261 01:12:42,311 --> 01:12:44,313 No! 1262 01:12:44,471 --> 01:12:47,042 I'm not leaving you! We'll do this together! 1263 01:12:52,512 --> 01:12:54,002 Mom, where are they? 1264 01:12:55,512 --> 01:12:59,153 Ellie, we've got to get everyone off the volcano. 1265 01:12:59,352 --> 01:13:01,798 Folks, I'm outta cake, but I got salami! 1266 01:13:01,952 --> 01:13:02,953 Faster, faster! 1267 01:13:03,112 --> 01:13:04,193 I'mouttacakebutIgotsalami! 1268 01:13:04,352 --> 01:13:05,353 - Granny, come on! - Hey! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 1269 01:13:13,352 --> 01:13:15,514 This isn't working. 1270 01:13:18,072 --> 01:13:20,040 Mad air on the half-pipe! 1271 01:13:20,192 --> 01:13:22,160 Manny, I have a plan! 1272 01:13:22,312 --> 01:13:24,155 We have to let the crystal go! 1273 01:13:24,312 --> 01:13:26,759 You know we're trying to get it in the volcano, right? 1274 01:13:26,913 --> 01:13:30,713 Manny, the only thing I want is a life with Peaches. 1275 01:13:30,873 --> 01:13:32,557 And to prove myself to you. 1276 01:13:32,713 --> 01:13:35,364 So, okay, two things. I want two things. 1277 01:13:35,553 --> 01:13:38,762 Do you really think I'd waste the only chance I have left? 1278 01:13:41,713 --> 01:13:43,203 Okay, let's do it! 1279 01:13:43,393 --> 01:13:45,555 On my count. One... 1280 01:13:45,713 --> 01:13:46,714 Two... 1281 01:13:47,073 --> 01:13:48,723 Three! 1282 01:13:59,953 --> 01:14:01,877 What are they doing? 1283 01:14:19,034 --> 01:14:20,604 Did it work? 1284 01:14:27,074 --> 01:14:30,601 Yes! I take back everything I ever said about you! 1285 01:14:30,754 --> 01:14:32,518 Wait, what? 1286 01:14:32,594 --> 01:14:33,595 Huh? 1287 01:14:36,274 --> 01:14:37,765 Now let's get out of here! 1288 01:15:00,675 --> 01:15:01,801 What happened? 1289 01:15:01,955 --> 01:15:04,526 Maybe it's the quiet before the crazy? 1290 01:15:05,075 --> 01:15:06,315 Hmm. 1291 01:15:33,036 --> 01:15:34,037 Eddie! 1292 01:15:34,156 --> 01:15:35,601 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 1293 01:15:59,797 --> 01:16:02,198 We did it. We did it! 1294 01:16:06,477 --> 01:16:08,081 In your face, space rock! 1295 01:16:08,237 --> 01:16:10,399 Yeah, baby! 1296 01:16:10,637 --> 01:16:12,321 Whoo-hoo! Yeah! Oh! 1297 01:16:14,477 --> 01:16:15,478 Hmm. 1298 01:16:15,557 --> 01:16:17,446 Not on the lips, geezer! 1299 01:16:18,717 --> 01:16:19,957 Hit the road, you stupid rock 1300 01:16:20,037 --> 01:16:21,687 We just stopped the doomsday clock! 1301 01:16:22,917 --> 01:16:25,444 - Yes! Yeah! Whoa! - All right! 1302 01:16:25,558 --> 01:16:28,562 Bring it in, Bro-Son. Welcome to the family. 1303 01:16:33,038 --> 01:16:35,279 And you, you coconut! 1304 01:16:35,438 --> 01:16:37,440 I'll never doubt you again. 1305 01:16:37,598 --> 01:16:39,885 See? Daddy's always right. 1306 01:16:40,078 --> 01:16:41,682 Remember that when you're older. 1307 01:16:48,398 --> 01:16:50,082 Are you sure you can't come with us? 1308 01:16:50,238 --> 01:16:52,969 Oh, Sidney, I wish I could. 1309 01:16:53,438 --> 01:16:55,600 But we both know this is for the best. 1310 01:16:55,798 --> 01:16:58,199 You've got your whole life in front of you. 1311 01:16:58,358 --> 01:17:01,249 Besides, I'll have Granny to keep me company. 1312 01:17:01,399 --> 01:17:03,242 You're staying, too? 1313 01:17:03,399 --> 01:17:06,403 Are you kidding? This place is great! 1314 01:17:06,559 --> 01:17:10,120 Tonight's the big talent show, and tomorrow, naked bingo! 1315 01:17:10,319 --> 01:17:11,445 You coming, Gladys? 1316 01:17:11,559 --> 01:17:13,163 I ain't getting any younger! Whoo! 1317 01:17:13,279 --> 01:17:16,726 What? I can't hear you! 1318 01:17:16,879 --> 01:17:19,041 - What? I can't hear you! - What? 1319 01:17:19,239 --> 01:17:21,970 You'll always be my one true love. 1320 01:17:22,799 --> 01:17:24,642 Here. 1321 01:17:24,799 --> 01:17:25,960 Wow! 1322 01:17:26,959 --> 01:17:28,006 Hold on. 1323 01:17:32,759 --> 01:17:34,761 It looks just like you. 1324 01:17:34,920 --> 01:17:36,968 Now we'll be with each other forever. 1325 01:17:41,960 --> 01:17:43,450 So long, handsome! 1326 01:17:43,640 --> 01:17:44,926 Bye, Sidney! 1327 01:17:58,680 --> 01:18:00,011 What you need is more fiber. 1328 01:18:00,120 --> 01:18:01,281 He's right. 1329 01:18:10,320 --> 01:18:13,165 Shangri Llama's back on top, baby! 1330 01:18:13,281 --> 01:18:14,521 Ooh. Ah! Mmm. 1331 01:18:18,681 --> 01:18:19,682 Gladys? 1332 01:18:21,721 --> 01:18:24,372 Well, hello Teddy Bear! 1333 01:18:26,001 --> 01:18:27,605 Mmm-hmm. 1334 01:18:27,681 --> 01:18:31,527 Hot tubbin' just got a whole lot hotter. 1335 01:18:32,041 --> 01:18:33,805 Amazing! It's like some kind of 1336 01:18:33,881 --> 01:18:35,963 "Fountain of Never Getting Old!" 1337 01:18:36,681 --> 01:18:38,683 Well, we can workshop the name later. 1338 01:18:53,202 --> 01:18:55,011 Where's the bride? Why don't I have the bride? 1339 01:18:55,162 --> 01:18:57,051 'Cause you're talking into a twig. 1340 01:18:57,202 --> 01:18:58,328 Mom, I can't talk. I'm at a wedding. 1341 01:18:58,402 --> 01:18:59,403 What do you mean you can't talk? 1342 01:18:59,522 --> 01:19:00,489 Who are you with? 1343 01:19:00,562 --> 01:19:02,246 Um, excuse me. 1344 01:19:02,402 --> 01:19:05,565 Is it true you helped save the world from an asteroid? 1345 01:19:05,722 --> 01:19:07,292 Um... 1346 01:19:07,362 --> 01:19:09,729 That's a very scary story. 1347 01:19:09,882 --> 01:19:11,168 You think you can handle it? 1348 01:19:11,322 --> 01:19:12,687 Yeah. 1349 01:19:12,842 --> 01:19:13,923 How scary? 1350 01:19:14,402 --> 01:19:15,403 - Well, we were... Oh! - Oh! 1351 01:19:15,562 --> 01:19:16,768 Hi! 1352 01:19:16,922 --> 01:19:18,253 It was five minutes to midnight... 1353 01:19:18,402 --> 01:19:20,245 and we were up against volcanoes, 1354 01:19:20,362 --> 01:19:22,252 dino-birds, and the end of the world. 1355 01:19:22,403 --> 01:19:24,883 Oh, and the zombies! Don't forget the zombies! 1356 01:19:25,083 --> 01:19:27,563 You know, we'd be great parents. 1357 01:19:28,563 --> 01:19:29,803 So I turn to Bigfoot, and I say, 1358 01:19:29,883 --> 01:19:31,089 "Listen, big guy..." 1359 01:19:32,403 --> 01:19:35,088 I don't know. I don't know! What am I gonna do? 1360 01:19:35,243 --> 01:19:38,565 Sweetie, listen to me. This is normal, okay? 1361 01:19:38,763 --> 01:19:41,209 - Everyone gets nervous. - What's going on? What happened? 1362 01:19:41,363 --> 01:19:42,364 It's just... 1363 01:19:42,523 --> 01:19:45,652 I can't go. How can I go? 1364 01:19:45,803 --> 01:19:47,612 I don't wanna leave you guys. 1365 01:19:52,363 --> 01:19:54,252 Hey, Fuzzball... 1366 01:19:54,443 --> 01:19:56,605 remember the first time that we played hockey? 1367 01:19:56,763 --> 01:19:58,448 You were so afraid to get on the ice 1368 01:19:58,564 --> 01:19:59,770 because it was slippery? 1369 01:20:01,284 --> 01:20:03,810 Remember how I held you up while you started to skate? 1370 01:20:03,964 --> 01:20:06,444 And when I knew you were ready, I let you go. 1371 01:20:06,924 --> 01:20:09,245 Aw, Dad. 1372 01:20:09,404 --> 01:20:12,567 I know you're ready. Now you have to let go. 1373 01:20:12,724 --> 01:20:15,170 I always knew it would take someone very special 1374 01:20:15,284 --> 01:20:16,445 to match your spirit. 1375 01:20:16,604 --> 01:20:19,448 And you found him. Just like I did. 1376 01:20:19,604 --> 01:20:21,413 It's your time, sweetie. 1377 01:20:21,484 --> 01:20:23,486 See the world, chase your dreams. 1378 01:20:24,404 --> 01:20:26,452 And whenever you decide to come back... 1379 01:20:26,924 --> 01:20:28,653 we'll be here, okay? 1380 01:20:38,805 --> 01:20:40,489 Okay. 1381 01:20:41,325 --> 01:20:42,611 Oh. 1382 01:21:18,486 --> 01:21:19,692 Do you... 1383 01:21:19,846 --> 01:21:20,847 I do. 1384 01:21:21,006 --> 01:21:22,053 And do you... 1385 01:21:22,366 --> 01:21:23,697 Most def. 1386 01:21:24,846 --> 01:21:26,689 I now pronounce you... 1387 01:21:43,886 --> 01:21:45,218 Sid! 1388 01:21:45,367 --> 01:21:46,573 Brooke! 1389 01:21:56,047 --> 01:21:57,572 Oh! Whoa! Ow! 1390 01:21:57,687 --> 01:21:58,654 Oops! 1391 01:21:58,727 --> 01:22:00,217 This is amazing! 1392 01:22:00,407 --> 01:22:03,058 You're young again. And somehow, I'm still single. 1393 01:22:03,207 --> 01:22:05,687 I guess the universe was smiling on us. 1394 01:22:05,847 --> 01:22:07,576 I have so many questions for you. 1395 01:22:07,727 --> 01:22:09,729 What happened? How'd you find me? 1396 01:22:09,887 --> 01:22:11,218 Have you tried the shrimp? 1397 01:22:11,287 --> 01:22:13,608 Shh. Close that pretty little mouth of yours 1398 01:22:13,727 --> 01:22:14,888 and just listen. 1399 01:22:15,687 --> 01:22:19,408 This is dedicated to the sloth of my dreams. 1400 01:22:19,888 --> 01:22:21,970 That guy? For real? 1401 01:22:22,128 --> 01:22:26,929 Oh, oh, Sid 1402 01:22:27,088 --> 01:22:28,931 Sid, baby 1403 01:22:29,568 --> 01:22:33,459 You make me so happy 1404 01:22:35,128 --> 01:22:37,256 Oh I never knew I would make it out 1405 01:22:37,408 --> 01:22:40,252 And come this far, oh I never knew I 1406 01:22:40,448 --> 01:22:43,213 Would see the day we come together 1407 01:22:43,408 --> 01:22:45,615 Oh, it's not like anything I've ever 1408 01:22:45,728 --> 01:22:46,729 Whoa! 1409 01:22:52,168 --> 01:22:53,329 You 1410 01:22:53,488 --> 01:22:54,569 You make me happy 1411 01:22:55,288 --> 01:22:57,018 You keep me laughing 1412 01:22:57,169 --> 01:23:00,173 You make my world a better place 1413 01:23:00,329 --> 01:23:01,774 My superstar, my superstar 1414 01:23:01,969 --> 01:23:04,290 You shine so bright into my heart 1415 01:23:04,449 --> 01:23:06,099 My superstar, my superstar 1416 01:23:06,249 --> 01:23:08,297 You shine so bright into my heart 1417 01:23:08,449 --> 01:23:11,419 My super crew Stick together like super glue 1418 01:23:11,569 --> 01:23:13,492 We got the moves like yeah 1419 01:23:13,689 --> 01:23:14,815 We're shining bright 1420 01:23:14,929 --> 01:23:16,693 Throw your hands up to the blue sky 1421 01:23:17,289 --> 01:23:20,020 You, you make me happy 1422 01:23:20,169 --> 01:23:21,170 Sid? 1423 01:23:21,289 --> 01:23:22,450 I never thought I'd say this, 1424 01:23:22,529 --> 01:23:24,019 but you did a great job on the wedding. 1425 01:23:24,169 --> 01:23:25,500 I owe you bigtime, pal. 1426 01:23:25,649 --> 01:23:26,980 You sure do. 1427 01:23:27,129 --> 01:23:28,779 - Here's my bill. - What? 1428 01:23:28,929 --> 01:23:30,693 Father of the bride pays for the wedding. 1429 01:23:30,809 --> 01:23:32,300 It's a tradition I just invented. 1430 01:23:32,450 --> 01:23:33,895 Wait a minute, this is ridiculous. 1431 01:23:33,970 --> 01:23:35,495 Look what you're charging for flowers! 1432 01:23:35,650 --> 01:23:36,776 Flowers ain't cheap. 1433 01:23:36,930 --> 01:23:39,331 No! They're free! We're in a forest! 1434 01:23:39,490 --> 01:23:40,651 This bill is outrageous! 1435 01:23:51,370 --> 01:23:52,815 Mars. 1436 01:23:52,970 --> 01:23:54,495 The Red Planet. 1437 01:23:54,690 --> 01:23:59,014 Cold, dry, inhospitable to life. 1438 01:23:59,170 --> 01:24:02,014 But billions and billions of years ago... 1439 01:24:02,170 --> 01:24:04,172 Mars looked like this. 1440 01:24:05,730 --> 01:24:09,178 There were lakes, rivers, oceans... 1441 01:24:09,371 --> 01:24:12,022 the perfect conditions for life to form. 1442 01:24:12,211 --> 01:24:14,657 So, what happened? 1443 01:24:14,811 --> 01:24:17,576 Why was life unable to take hold? 1444 01:24:22,411 --> 01:24:24,061 Where did the water go? 1445 01:24:25,571 --> 01:24:28,222 We may never know. 1446 01:24:47,572 --> 01:24:50,143 Oh I never knew I would make it out 1447 01:24:50,212 --> 01:24:53,375 And come this far, oh I never knew I 1448 01:24:53,452 --> 01:24:55,932 Would see the day we come together 1449 01:24:56,052 --> 01:25:01,616 Oh, it's not like anything I've ever felt before 1450 01:25:01,732 --> 01:25:03,780 Yeah, baby 1451 01:25:03,892 --> 01:25:04,939 You 1452 01:25:05,052 --> 01:25:06,941 You make me happy 1453 01:25:07,052 --> 01:25:09,020 You keep me laughing 1454 01:25:09,092 --> 01:25:12,141 You make my world a better place 1455 01:25:12,252 --> 01:25:13,253 You 1456 01:25:13,372 --> 01:25:14,862 You are my rainbow 1457 01:25:14,932 --> 01:25:17,857 You color my day so bright 1458 01:25:17,933 --> 01:25:20,982 I wanna stay forever with my superstar 1459 01:25:21,093 --> 01:25:22,094 My superstar 1460 01:25:22,213 --> 01:25:24,022 You shine so bright into my heart 1461 01:25:24,093 --> 01:25:26,141 My superstar, my superstar 1462 01:25:26,253 --> 01:25:28,654 You shine so bright into my heart 1463 01:25:28,773 --> 01:25:32,823 My love, my love, my love 1464 01:25:32,933 --> 01:25:36,574 You're shining into my heart, heart 1465 01:26:29,655 --> 01:26:31,896 Oh I never knew I would have it all 1466 01:26:32,015 --> 01:26:33,380 Would have it all 1467 01:26:33,495 --> 01:26:35,975 Oh I never knew I would feel so good 1468 01:26:36,055 --> 01:26:37,545 Would feel the full 1469 01:26:37,655 --> 01:26:40,181 Oh I never knew I would live the dream 1470 01:26:40,295 --> 01:26:41,535 It's so, so real 1471 01:26:41,695 --> 01:26:44,221 Oh I never knew I would see the day 1472 01:26:44,335 --> 01:26:45,825 We'd come together 1473 01:26:45,895 --> 01:26:50,139 Oh, it's not like anything I've ever felt before 1474 01:26:50,215 --> 01:26:53,822 Before, before 1475 01:26:53,895 --> 01:26:54,942 You 1476 01:26:55,015 --> 01:26:56,699 You make me happy 1477 01:26:56,815 --> 01:26:58,783 You keep me laughing 1478 01:26:58,855 --> 01:27:01,904 You make my world a better place 1479 01:27:02,015 --> 01:27:03,062 You 1480 01:27:03,215 --> 01:27:04,786 You are my rainbow 1481 01:27:04,856 --> 01:27:07,746 You color my day so bright 1482 01:27:07,856 --> 01:27:10,746 I wanna stay forever with my superstar 1483 01:27:10,856 --> 01:27:11,903 My superstar 1484 01:27:12,016 --> 01:27:13,939 You shine so bright into my heart 1485 01:27:14,056 --> 01:27:15,979 My superstar, my superstar 1486 01:27:16,056 --> 01:27:18,627 You shine so bright into my heart 1487 01:27:18,736 --> 01:27:22,661 My love, my love, my love 1488 01:27:22,736 --> 01:27:24,659 You're shining into my heart, heart 1489 01:27:26,896 --> 01:27:30,787 You're shining bright, bright, bright, bright 1490 01:27:30,896 --> 01:27:35,026 You're shining so bright 1491 01:27:35,096 --> 01:27:39,101 My love, my love, my love 1492 01:27:39,256 --> 01:27:42,818 You're shining into my heart, yeah, yeah 1493 01:27:42,897 --> 01:27:43,978 You 1494 01:27:44,057 --> 01:27:45,946 You make me happy 1495 01:27:46,097 --> 01:27:48,145 You keep me laughing 1496 01:27:48,257 --> 01:27:51,101 You make my world a better place 1497 01:27:51,217 --> 01:27:52,218 You 1498 01:27:52,297 --> 01:27:53,947 You are my rainbow 1499 01:27:54,057 --> 01:27:57,186 You color my day so bright 1500 01:27:57,257 --> 01:27:59,419 I wanna stay forever with my superstar 1501 01:28:00,097 --> 01:28:01,144 My superstar 1502 01:28:01,257 --> 01:28:03,783 You shine so bright into my heart 1503 01:28:04,097 --> 01:28:07,988 You're shining into my heart 1504 01:28:11,777 --> 01:28:15,498 Ooh, Dream Weaver 1505 01:28:15,617 --> 01:28:22,103 I believe you can get me through the night 1506 01:28:24,738 --> 01:28:28,743 Ooh, Dream Weaver 1507 01:28:28,818 --> 01:28:35,463 I believe we can reach the morning light 1508 01:28:36,418 --> 01:28:42,983 Though the dawn may be coming soon 1509 01:28:43,098 --> 01:28:47,706 There still may be some time 1510 01:28:49,498 --> 01:28:55,302 Fly me away to the bright side of the moon 1511 01:28:56,659 --> 01:29:02,541 And meet me on the other side 1512 01:29:04,819 --> 01:29:08,540 Ooh, Dream Weaver 1513 01:29:08,659 --> 01:29:15,508 I believe you can get me through the night 1514 01:29:17,659 --> 01:29:21,823 Ooh, Dream Weaver 1515 01:29:21,899 --> 01:29:28,545 I believe we can reach the morning light 1516 01:29:31,580 --> 01:29:37,986 Dream Weaver 1517 01:29:44,900 --> 01:29:51,863 Dream Weaver 101552

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