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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,461 --> 00:00:05,756 ♪ Who's the improbable duo That you heard about? 2 00:00:05,756 --> 00:00:09,051 ♪ Faster than a scooter Stronger than metal 3 00:00:09,051 --> 00:00:12,095 ♪ Who's the little girl And her domesticated rodent? 4 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:15,557 ♪ Who's still standing When you see the dust settle? 5 00:00:15,557 --> 00:00:18,352 ♪ It's Hamster Hamster, Hamster 6 00:00:18,352 --> 00:00:19,770 ♪ Hamster and Gretel 7 00:00:19,770 --> 00:00:22,564 ♪ If they can do it Then nobody can 8 00:00:22,564 --> 00:00:25,067 ♪ Hamster, Hamster, Hamster 9 00:00:25,067 --> 00:00:26,485 ♪ Hamster and Gretel 10 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:28,862 ♪ There's also Kevin In the minivan ♪ 11 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:34,409 Stop being better than me. 12 00:00:34,409 --> 00:00:36,495 Dude, that's like asking a bird not to fly. 13 00:00:36,495 --> 00:00:38,288 You know, one of these days, I am so gonna... 14 00:00:38,288 --> 00:00:41,041 (VIDEO GAME BEEPING) 15 00:00:41,041 --> 00:00:42,334 Lose? (SNORING) 16 00:00:42,334 --> 00:00:44,795 You're cocky. I'm only cocky because I'm so good. 17 00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:46,588 (SNORING) 18 00:00:46,588 --> 00:00:48,590 FRED: Hey, why does your dog sleep so weird? 19 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:51,468 It's part of his unique gift, which is being really, really dumb. 20 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:52,552 I'll show you. 21 00:00:52,552 --> 00:00:53,804 Churro, Churro, come. 22 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:55,847 (YAPS) Just wait, you'll love it. 23 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:58,684 (PANTING) Okay, go get it. 24 00:00:58,684 --> 00:00:59,726 (AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING) 25 00:01:04,439 --> 00:01:05,607 Ladies and gentlemen! (YAPPING) 26 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:07,442 Welcome to the opposite of smart. 27 00:01:07,442 --> 00:01:08,318 (GRUNTS AND WHIMPERS) 28 00:01:09,278 --> 00:01:10,904 (WHIMPERING) 29 00:01:13,031 --> 00:01:15,158 Thanks for helping me build this for art class 30 00:01:15,158 --> 00:01:17,995 By "helping" you mean me building the whole thing while you signed autographs. 31 00:01:17,995 --> 00:01:19,746 I saved that whole bus full of kids. 32 00:01:19,746 --> 00:01:21,081 It would have been rude to just leave. 33 00:01:21,081 --> 00:01:25,711 (CHILDREN CHEERING) (CROCODILES GROWLING) 34 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:28,338 Don't forget what day it is today. Too late. 35 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:31,717 It's "Take Gretel to Mr. Brain Freeze for bubble gum tapioca ice cream 36 00:01:31,717 --> 00:01:33,802 "barring any crime fighting that might happen day." 37 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:35,679 Don't be sneaky. That's on Saturday. 38 00:01:35,679 --> 00:01:38,557 What? I can't have more than one "Take Gretel to Mr. Brain Freeze..." 39 00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:41,643 Out. Go. Get straight A's with the project that I made you. 40 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:43,228 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 41 00:01:43,228 --> 00:01:46,064 Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the opposite of smart. 42 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:47,149 (LAUGHING) 43 00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:48,567 Man, he's really dumb. 44 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:51,778 What's it like being famous? 45 00:01:51,778 --> 00:01:53,322 I don't get it. What's going on? 46 00:01:54,573 --> 00:01:56,825 Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the opposite of smart. 47 00:01:56,825 --> 00:01:58,076 (GRUNTS AND WHIMPERS) 48 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:00,412 Wait. You posted it? Last night. 49 00:02:00,412 --> 00:02:01,955 Already has two million views. 50 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,081 What? Yep. 51 00:02:03,081 --> 00:02:04,624 You and Churro are blowing up. 52 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:06,293 I can't believe it. That's insane. 53 00:02:06,293 --> 00:02:08,754 (BOTH LAUGHING) Your dog is so dumb. 54 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:11,006 So dumb. Thanks. 55 00:02:11,006 --> 00:02:13,342 Wow. Fame has already gone to your fingers. 56 00:02:15,886 --> 00:02:18,013 We're trending on every platform overnight. 57 00:02:18,013 --> 00:02:20,390 We have, like, millions of fans. 58 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:22,184 Hey, tell them your catchphrase, Kevin. 59 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:25,771 Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the opposite of smart. 60 00:02:25,771 --> 00:02:27,064 (WHIMPERING) 61 00:02:27,064 --> 00:02:30,734 So you're welcoming people to dumb? 62 00:02:30,734 --> 00:02:32,110 That's not even a place. 63 00:02:32,110 --> 00:02:33,320 I know dumb is not a place. 64 00:02:33,320 --> 00:02:34,404 It's a dog. 65 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:36,448 A very, very cute little fuzzy dog. 66 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:38,659 I can't believe it. That's him. 67 00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:40,869 That's Churro. The opposite of smart. We love you. 68 00:02:42,079 --> 00:02:43,705 I guess it's a young person thing. 69 00:02:43,705 --> 00:02:46,333 "Welcome to the opposite of smart." (CHUCKLES) 70 00:02:46,333 --> 00:02:49,002 Looks like you have yourself a cool new hobby. Congrats, kiddo. 71 00:02:49,503 --> 00:02:51,880 It's not a hobby, Dad. I'm a successful pet influencer. 72 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,382 I've already gotten calls from sponsors 73 00:02:53,382 --> 00:02:55,634 wanting Churro to do dumb stuff next to their products for money. 74 00:02:55,634 --> 00:02:58,970 Wow, I'm so proud of my little entrepreneur. 75 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:01,098 Kevin, Kevin, Kevin! He's doing something stupid. 76 00:03:01,098 --> 00:03:02,933 (GROWLING) 77 00:03:03,642 --> 00:03:04,601 Boom mic, check. 78 00:03:05,227 --> 00:03:06,478 Light reflector, check. 79 00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:10,065 Hey. Hey. I have a permit for the monkey bars. Aw! 80 00:03:10,065 --> 00:03:12,275 Okay, Fred. I'll shoot the main footage while you shoot B-roll. 81 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:15,278 B-roll? Different angles that I could cut into the story. 82 00:03:15,278 --> 00:03:17,531 You're my second unit director, so don't worry. I'll give you credit. 83 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:18,949 Please don't. (BARKS) 84 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:20,575 Hey, Kevin, can I shoot the C-roll? 85 00:03:20,867 --> 00:03:22,160 There's no such thing as C-roll. 86 00:03:22,160 --> 00:03:24,162 (BARKS) I couldn't fly around with the camera. 87 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:25,455 I already got a drone. 88 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:29,668 Actually, Gretel, you're in my shot. 89 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:31,294 Can you go over there by the swings? Thanks. 90 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:34,923 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 91 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:36,425 (SAD MUSIC PLAYING) 92 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:40,220 Bet you're a little jealous, since you're, you know, 93 00:03:40,220 --> 00:03:42,681 a miraculous, superpowered, talking hamster 94 00:03:42,681 --> 00:03:44,391 while Churro's getting all this attention 95 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:47,018 just for being, you know, dumb. 96 00:03:47,644 --> 00:03:48,937 Actually, I'm okay with it. 97 00:03:49,896 --> 00:03:51,606 Oh. (CHUCKLES) Oh, yeah, me too. 98 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:53,108 (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) Look how happy Kevin is. 99 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:54,818 (BARKS) (CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING) 100 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:57,320 Hey, Kevin, after we finish, don't forget we're getting ice cream. 101 00:03:57,946 --> 00:04:00,323 Oh, sorry, Gretel. I'm way too slammed today. 102 00:04:00,323 --> 00:04:02,075 My assistant's gonna set up another time. 103 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:04,077 You don't even have an assistant. 104 00:04:04,077 --> 00:04:05,871 I know! I've been too busy to hire one. 105 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:07,038 We'll go another time, though. 106 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:08,373 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 107 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:10,500 Welcome to The Opposite of Smart Enterprises. 108 00:04:10,500 --> 00:04:12,752 K-man speaking. K-man? 109 00:04:12,752 --> 00:04:14,796 We could put you in on Friday between Colonel Kibble Pork Chews 110 00:04:14,796 --> 00:04:15,964 and Happy Puppy Pee-Pee Pads. 111 00:04:16,423 --> 00:04:17,340 (SIGHS) 112 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:22,262 I think Kevin likes Churro more than me now. 113 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:25,265 I think he just needs to be reminded of how great you are. 114 00:04:25,265 --> 00:04:28,852 Yeah? Yeah! You've just got to do more to get his attention. 115 00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:30,562 Yeah. I will not be ignored. 116 00:04:30,562 --> 00:04:32,314 You will not be ignored! 117 00:04:32,314 --> 00:04:33,815 I will not be ignored! 118 00:04:33,815 --> 00:04:34,858 (BOTH CHEERING) 119 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:37,152 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 120 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:39,738 GRETEL: ♪ I don't like what's going on here 121 00:04:40,947 --> 00:04:43,742 ♪ I can't help but feel demoted a little 122 00:04:43,742 --> 00:04:45,744 ♪ I used to be your favorite 123 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:47,913 ♪ Now there's something wrong here 124 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:49,623 ♪ Went from first chair cellist 125 00:04:49,623 --> 00:04:51,124 ♪ To a second fiddle 126 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:54,711 ♪ I don't like being an also-ran 127 00:04:54,711 --> 00:04:57,172 ♪ A runner-up An honorable mention 128 00:04:57,172 --> 00:04:58,924 ♪ I want you to see me 129 00:04:58,924 --> 00:05:00,675 CHORUS: ♪ See me, see me 130 00:05:00,675 --> 00:05:04,930 GRETEL: ♪ I want your attention 131 00:05:04,930 --> 00:05:07,808 ♪ Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin Look at me 132 00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:09,434 ♪ I'm having tea I'm in a tree 133 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:11,102 ♪ Hey, look, I'm on TV 134 00:05:11,686 --> 00:05:13,230 ♪ Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin 135 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:14,815 ♪ Listen, mister 136 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:18,360 ♪ I won't be ignored I'm your little sister 137 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:21,363 ♪ Little sister 138 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:24,032 ♪ And did I forget to mention? 139 00:05:24,032 --> 00:05:26,201 ♪ I want your attention! 140 00:05:26,201 --> 00:05:28,078 (CROWD CLAPPING) 141 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:29,746 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 142 00:05:29,746 --> 00:05:31,206 This is it, guys. 143 00:05:31,498 --> 00:05:33,583 Churro and I have hit it big time. 144 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:35,627 We've been invited to be special guests 145 00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:38,338 at Puppy-Con tomorrow, and we have our own booth. 146 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,757 Yay! This is so exciting. 147 00:05:40,757 --> 00:05:42,968 You're not bringing that lobster with you, I hope. 148 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:44,719 Well, this outfit happens to be a fan favorite. 149 00:05:44,719 --> 00:05:45,720 And he walks really dumb in it. 150 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:49,766 (COMICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 151 00:05:50,308 --> 00:05:52,811 Can I come to Puppy-Con with you? I can be your assistant. 152 00:05:52,811 --> 00:05:55,188 Sorry, Gretel. I'm gonna be way too busy to look after you, 153 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:56,523 so maybe on the next one. 154 00:05:56,523 --> 00:05:57,941 Anyways, we gotta go and prepare. 155 00:05:59,317 --> 00:06:01,570 I never get to do fun stuff with Kevin anymore. 156 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:03,446 He's forgotten I even exist. 157 00:06:03,446 --> 00:06:07,617 Ay, sweetie, your brother has never gotten to influence anything before. 158 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:09,703 Every person needs their time to shine. 159 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:12,205 Yeah, well, he's starting to get too shiny, if you ask me. 160 00:06:12,497 --> 00:06:13,915 Hey, what do I always say? 161 00:06:13,915 --> 00:06:15,584 No whining about shining. 162 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:17,043 You've never once said that. 163 00:06:17,294 --> 00:06:18,837 Well, I should. It rhymes. 164 00:06:20,922 --> 00:06:22,799 How hard could it be to take me to Puppy-Con? 165 00:06:23,091 --> 00:06:24,634 He doesn't have to baby sit me. 166 00:06:24,634 --> 00:06:25,969 (ALARM SOUNDING) Uh-oh. 167 00:06:25,969 --> 00:06:27,178 What "oh"? 168 00:06:27,178 --> 00:06:29,472 Terror has struck as influencer dogs 169 00:06:29,472 --> 00:06:32,517 have been stolen from Puppy-Cons all over the tri state area. 170 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:35,645 Depriving extremely bored people of their only source of entertainment. 171 00:06:35,645 --> 00:06:37,480 No one is sure who the perpetrator is, 172 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:40,942 but one thing is for sure. It's a doggone shame. (CHUCKLING) 173 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:42,569 Kevin! Kevin! 174 00:06:42,569 --> 00:06:45,322 Somebody's dog-napping influencer dogs at Puppy-Con. 175 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,407 You need to take us along so we can protect you. 176 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:50,493 (CHUCKLING) I see. So right when you want to come along, 177 00:06:50,493 --> 00:06:53,246 suddenly, there's a person stealing dogs at Puppy-Con. 178 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:55,206 I'm not making it up. 179 00:06:55,206 --> 00:06:58,585 Look, I know we haven't had a lot of quality time together lately, 180 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:02,047 but I promise, after Puppy-Con, we'll get some hang-time. 181 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:03,340 We'll be okay, Lil' G. 182 00:07:03,923 --> 00:07:05,091 Lil' G? 183 00:07:05,091 --> 00:07:06,676 I'm still processing K-man. 184 00:07:09,554 --> 00:07:10,597 (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 185 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:11,848 (DOGS BARKING) 186 00:07:16,061 --> 00:07:17,437 It's Kathy with a K. 187 00:07:18,188 --> 00:07:20,231 I've waited my whole life to meet you guys, 188 00:07:20,231 --> 00:07:22,359 even though I didn't know who you were until last week. 189 00:07:22,359 --> 00:07:25,862 Cool, uh, would you like a pawtograph too, Kathy with a K? 190 00:07:25,862 --> 00:07:30,408 More than life itself. (GRUNTING) 191 00:07:30,408 --> 00:07:31,326 MAN: Hey! 192 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,663 Hey, I'm a big fan of you and your dog. 193 00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:37,499 My dog isn't dumb like yours, but he sure is small. (CHUCKLES) 194 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,043 I can see that. 195 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:41,544 Does he have any special skills? 196 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:43,797 No. Pretty much just small. 197 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,715 (TRADITIONAL IRISH MUSIC PLAYING) 198 00:07:45,715 --> 00:07:47,342 Oh, and the Irish dancing. 199 00:07:48,468 --> 00:07:50,387 Wow, that's totally insane! 200 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:52,764 Where... Where are you guys going? 201 00:07:52,764 --> 00:07:55,225 We're giving free selfies with every pawtograph! 202 00:07:57,644 --> 00:07:59,854 Hey! That's my dumb dog. 203 00:07:59,854 --> 00:08:02,357 It's the Dog Napper! KEVIN: Security! 204 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:04,025 You'll never catch the Dog Napper. 205 00:08:04,025 --> 00:08:05,694 ♪ The Dog Napper 206 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:07,570 (ACTION MUSIC PLAYING) 207 00:08:11,032 --> 00:08:11,908 (ENGINE ROARING) 208 00:08:16,204 --> 00:08:17,080 (ENGINE REVVING)q 209 00:08:18,039 --> 00:08:18,915 (TIRES SCREECHING) 210 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,167 (WHIMPERING) 211 00:08:23,336 --> 00:08:25,714 I can't believe how stupid I am. 212 00:08:25,714 --> 00:08:27,882 My little sister warned me about this, and I didn't believe her. 213 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:30,760 I'm such a jerk. I've been so wrapped up in myself lately, 214 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,096 all she wanted to do was come to Puppy-Con and I didn't invite her. 215 00:08:33,096 --> 00:08:35,014 She probably just wanted to be around you. 216 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:38,601 I bet she even knows she's been really annoying lately, 217 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:40,812 and was being resentful of your time to shine. 218 00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:43,231 Wow, that is shockingly insightful for just having... 219 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:44,607 I love you, Kevin. What? 220 00:08:44,607 --> 00:08:46,735 It's me! I was wearing this mask. 221 00:08:46,735 --> 00:08:48,194 Oh, Lil' G! 222 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:50,822 (TIRES SCREECH) I'm so sorry for not bringing you along. 223 00:08:51,573 --> 00:08:52,449 Where's Hamster? 224 00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:54,451 Hamster! 225 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:55,493 Hey, well, that makes sense. 226 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:57,704 (SCREAMING) 227 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,706 Let's go get our dog back. 228 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:01,583 (ACTION MUSIC PLAYING) 229 00:09:05,587 --> 00:09:07,213 Pull over the vehicle, ma'am. 230 00:09:07,213 --> 00:09:08,840 What the... You can't stop me! 231 00:09:08,840 --> 00:09:11,676 (WHOOSHING) (CRASHING) 232 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:11,718 Wait, why did I stop? 233 00:09:13,511 --> 00:09:16,181 Your fan belt needs replacing. And I guess you're all engine now. 234 00:09:17,849 --> 00:09:19,434 (TIRES SCREECHING) 235 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:22,437 Great work, Hamster. Okay, lady, we've got you now. 236 00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:25,398 (CHUCKLING) Well, good thing I'm a... Whoo-hoo! 237 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,525 Master of the martial arts! 238 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:30,653 (GRUNTS) (ACTION MUSIC PLAYING) 239 00:09:30,653 --> 00:09:32,030 (BOTH GRUNTING) 240 00:09:35,116 --> 00:09:36,326 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 241 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:37,827 (GRUNTING) 242 00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:39,245 (SHRIEKS) 243 00:09:39,954 --> 00:09:40,914 (GRUNTING) 244 00:09:42,123 --> 00:09:42,957 (WIND CHIMES TINKLING) 245 00:09:45,710 --> 00:09:46,628 (GRUNTING) 246 00:09:51,883 --> 00:09:52,801 (YELLS) 247 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:56,012 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 248 00:10:00,141 --> 00:10:01,059 (DOG NAPPER GRUNTS) 249 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:06,064 (GRUNTING) The willow survives by bending with the wind. 250 00:10:06,064 --> 00:10:08,566 What does that even mean? (BLOWS) 251 00:10:08,566 --> 00:10:12,153 (THUDDING) (SIREN BLARING) 252 00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:13,571 Why were you stealing dogs? 253 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:15,824 I used to own a Labradoodle named Mutt Damon. 254 00:10:16,324 --> 00:10:18,827 He went viral, but he was a one-hit wonder. 255 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,955 Cute fades, but dumb is forever. (WARBLES) 256 00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:25,291 I started stealing charismatic dogs to cash in on their fame. 257 00:10:26,084 --> 00:10:31,422 Every like gave me a little jolt of happiness, and I felt like a star. 258 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:35,218 Wow. Now I've had a glimpse of what I might have become. 259 00:10:35,760 --> 00:10:37,720 Of course, I was also planning on selling them 260 00:10:37,720 --> 00:10:40,014 to a sketchy Russian circus when they stopped making me money. So... 261 00:10:40,515 --> 00:10:43,184 Okay, not now. That got dark real quick. 262 00:10:43,184 --> 00:10:44,894 What? I'm a cat person. (CHUCKLING) 263 00:10:45,812 --> 00:10:46,938 (SIREN BLARING) 264 00:10:46,938 --> 00:10:49,607 On that note, wanna guess what day it is? 265 00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:53,319 BOTH: It's "Take Gretel to Mr. Brain Freeze for bubble gum tapioca ice cream 266 00:10:53,319 --> 00:10:55,196 "barring any crime fighting that might happen day!" 267 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:57,866 I am so done with fame. 268 00:10:57,866 --> 00:10:59,951 I lost track of pretty much everything that matters to me. 269 00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:01,452 Do I matter to you? 270 00:11:02,537 --> 00:11:03,454 Only the most. 271 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:05,582 (JOYFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 272 00:11:05,582 --> 00:11:08,084 (PANTING) (SLURPING) 273 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:08,960 (CHUCKLES) 274 00:11:10,920 --> 00:11:12,714 You know what? Maybe this one's just for us. 275 00:11:13,923 --> 00:11:16,050 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 276 00:11:16,100 --> 00:11:20,650 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 21083

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