All language subtitles for EP04_ My Girlfriend is an Alien S2 [WeTV]

♪I upset you for
being willful and spoiled♪

♪But you're not showing any emotions♪

♪Until you're defeated by my cuteness♪

♪I'll then consider
leaving the solar system♪

♪The universe has gravity♪

♪You're my fatal attraction♪

♪The path of half the universe♪

♪Can't stop me♪

♪I have this homeless kind of sadness♪

♪But you're as warm as the sun♪

♪Across tens of millions of light years♪

♪Just to be loved by you♪

♪I love you like how
a satellite pursues a planet♪

♪You're the attractive danger
flying by the asteroid belt♪

♪Wandering for
tens of millions of light years♪

♪Just to be found by you
and keep you here with me♪

=My Girlfriend is an Alien S2=

=Episode 4=

What am I doing?

He smells so nice.

Come to your senses.

Why am I attracted to
his hormones again?

No.

I can't take advantage
of him while he's drunk.

However, he's had a long day.

He must be very tired.

Me, too.

I'm exhausted.

That's my car!

Come here!

Sleep with me.

I don't want to sleep alone.

I can still drink.

I'm Fang Leng.

How can I be drunk?

How cute.

You're awake.

You...

Why did you push me?

You were touching me.

I weren't.

What? It's you.

Last night,

you put my hand on your chest

and said to me,

"Sister,

stay here.

I want to hear bedtime stories.

Sister."

Why do you drool so much

when you sleep?

I do not. Let go!

You're hungry. I'll make
you something to eat.

I'm not hungry.

Two eggs and two sausages, thank you.

Smells great.

It smells delicious.

It's really delicious.

I didn't know you had a strength.

Do you usually eat so much by yourself?

Usually when I am alone,

I'd just drink Americano.

When you eat alone, you'd
worry about wasting food.

That's why you'd make it simple.

However, if two people eat together,

you can eat a lot and
make a scrumptious meal.

You can consider

asking me to join you
for breakfast from now on.

We live next door anyway.

It'll only take me seconds to get here.

Of course,

if you think two people
are not enough,

I can call Ms. Chai
and Xiaobu over here,

so that the four of us
will eat together.

Fine.

I forgive you.

It's because I'm outstanding.

That's why you can't help
but be attracted to me.

It can't be helped.

Your lack of willpower is to blame.

It's also because I'm so perfect.

It always brings unnecessary trouble.

However, you should give up.

Nothing will happen between us.

When a person is being
narcissistic to a certain extent,

he becomes conceited.

I have no interest in you whatsoever.

I don't like you.

I just like your scent.

My scent?

(Oh no, I let it slip.)

You are a very tasteful man.

I admire you for that.

Tasteful?

I'm full.

Finish the rest on your own.

He's so wasteful.

I'll share it with Chai and Xiaobu.

Xiaobu and Chai.

Come and try

the sandwich freshly made by me.

May you have a blissful relationship
with Mr. Fang, Xiaoqi!

The love story of an arrogant boss

and a naive deliverywoman.

It's finally coming to fruition!

We just stayed together for a night.

Why are you so excited?

You stayed together last night?

Strange.

Actually, I don't know.

I just went with the flow.

Tell me in details

what happened last night.

The details?

Xiaobu,

hurry up

and bring me the melon
seeds I bought yesterday.

Come on, Xiaoqi.

Tell me what happened last night.

I want to hear every single detail.

He and I

were just...

Be honest.

What happened last night?

You must be very thankful to me.

In fact, I'm really observant and smart.

It's nothing new.

It's all your fault, Mr. Fang,
for being too reserved.

I didn't have the opportunity
to use my talent.

I

don't need a promotion nor a raise,

as long as you admit

I am your best and wisest

assistant.

Mr. Fang,

you're here.

I...

I've sent the work schedule
for next quarter

to you.

Any other instruction?

Notify the fragrance department.

We're having a meeting in ten minutes.

Mr. Fang,

is there nothing else?

There is.

Didn't you say taking me home

is part of your job?

I did.

Why were you absent from work yesterday,

my best and wise assistant, Mr. Han?

(Why is this different
from what I thought?)

Mr. Fang, if there's nothing else,

I'll prepare the meeting materials.

That's it?

So it ended before anything happened?

What about hugs and kisses?

I was tortured by him all night.

Is that not enough?

Xiaoqi,

I always thought that the two of you

didn't fall in love because
of Mr. Fang's character.

However, it seems

there's nothing wrong with you.

You're simple-minded.

Too bad,

I wasted a bag of melon seeds

for your love story with
an anticlimatic ending.

Forget it.

I'd better check out the store.

Only when women

work hard and earn money

that they won't be let down.

What does she mean?

Xiaoqi,

you were with Fang Leng last night.

You two spent hours together.

You must have collected
quite a lot of hormones.

That's true.

(0.8%)

How can this be?

No idea.

Hold on.

Is it broken?

Why?

Impossible. Why?

Why is this happening?

Yesterday,

I took care of him all night.

However, he didn't feel anything for me.

At this rate,

when can we go home?

It doesn't matter, Xiaoqi.

I'll try to fix my signaler.

We can still go back.

I thought collecting hormones

would be faster than
the signaler in your head.

Oh no.

We're in trouble.

I think I made another mistake.

What's wrong?

I seem to have accidentally
told Fang Leng

about the hormones.

Oh gosh.

It's okay.

Anyway, Fang Leng always thinks that

you're mentally unsound.

I'm sure he won't take it to heart.

Don't worry.

If we look at the current trends
in the fragrance market,

the development of each company

is almost the same.

They want to show charisma

and elevate their style.

During this time,

we should come up

with different ideas

to discover new fragrance concepts.

Mr. Fang,

right now, the perfume culture

has been more or less exploited.

There isn't really any new idea

which can surprise the consumers.

Some people use perfume

to be attractive.

However, others use them

simply because they like the scent.

It's just like
the scent of their lovers.

Here, take a look at this.

The name of this fragrance

is Dreamy.

(Cute selection, mysterious temptation,)
This is

(Cute selection, mysterious temptation,)
the new fragrance to be launched next.

In this fragrance,

there is the scent of a lover.

We will also use it to make fragrances

that give users a dreamy feeling

of being in love after using it.

This Dreamy fragance idea

- is great.
- Yes.

- Mr. Fang's proposal is really good.
- Yes.

Let's go. It'll be great

if it really gives people the feeling.
- Yes.

However,

you have to be careful.

Our project is still in
the early stage of development.

Development stage.

It must be strictly confidential.

- No problem.
- Okay.

Remember that.

Then we'll get going.

Bye.

Another day of being impressed

by Mr. Fang's intelligence.

You're always in meetings.

However, I don't see
any result from you.

You don't have to worry

about our fragrance planning meetings.

Be careful, it's hot.

Not perfume again.

Last time, although Rainy Rainbow

broke a record in
the quantity of orders,

but due to high production costs,

I'm sure you didn't make much profit.

That was before our fragrance
concept innovation.

It's different now.

It's called Dreamy.

Compared to the boring
ones on the market,

ours is very creative, okay?

Dreamy?

Did I say that?

Anyway, you wouldn't understand.

I didn't give it away, right?

He's old anyway.

I'm sure he didn't hear it.

What?

Why is it perfume again?

Please enjoy.

Okay.

Contact a few shareholders.

We'll make preparation.

You're back.

Let's see if he can
be as cocky as usual.

How was it?

Any order from Future Group?

Not yet, I guess we'll
have to wait for a while.

We still have to wait?

Did you chat with Fang Lie?

Don't worry.

He's pinned on top of my WeChat list.

(My boyfriend on earth)

Have you never chatted
since you added him?

Will he go to Fang Leng then?

We're just dating.

Does it have to be so troublesome?

No idea.

However, I remember Chai telling me

that dating was like taking a class.

You may think he's very disciplined,

but he might be distracted.

If you don't talk to him,

he's going to talk to someone else.

Understood.

- Go now.
- Okay.

I'm sorry.

What's wrong with you?

I'm so sorry.

I'll wipe it for you.

Xiaoqi, we received an order
from Future Group.

Finally.

I'm so sorry.

Bill, please.

Where did they go?

What kind of service
and attitude is this?

Is this a self-service restaurant?

(Fang Lie)

Sir,

be careful when you move.

These are a future great artist's

cherished treasures.

- Okay, sir.
- Come on.

Leave it to me. Don't worry.

Okay. Thanks.

Is there anything else?

No. That was the last batch.

Thank you for your hard work.

- You're welcome, sir. - Good work.

Let's go.

Thank you.

Too bad no one is here
to share the joy with me.

Xiaobu sure has odd taste.

Did she block or delete
me from friends' list?

Didn't she say we're going to date?

Why is there no news from her?

Forget it.

She's playing hard-to-get.

I was forced into it anyway.

It's even better not
to contact each other.

Hello.

Hello, sir.

You have a parcel. Please
pick it up at the door.

Thanks.

Hello.

Your milk tea has arrived.

Okay.

Remember to give a five-star review.

- Okay.
- It's you again.

Aren't you the relentless one?

You come here every day.

Your husband is still in a meeting.

You might have to wait
if you want to repay him.

He's in a meeting?

Thank you.

The love story of a demanding
boss and a funny deliverywoman

is so interesting.

Leng-Qi couple

is my motivation to come to work.

Anything can be fake,

- but this couple must be real.
- That's right.

(CEO's office)
In the next financial quarter,

the fragrance department
will have more funding

and technical support

to increase effort for
the research of new products.

We hope that this product

will lead the market.

Mr. Fang,

your decision is arbitrary.

What do you mean by that?

Currently, the fragrance department

isn't the group's biggest
source of income.

On the contrary, it is the biggest
gap in investment at this stage.

Under such circumstances,

increasing the research cost
of the fragrance department

isn't really worth it,

not to mention

the fragrance market
is currently saturated.

As the cycle of innovation gets longer,

the accompanying risks
are also increasing.

So, I personally think

not only the funding of the fragrance
department shouldn't increase,

it has to be halved.

That's because you don't know

the fragrance department's
research programs.

In your eyes,

you only see the pressure
about the cost.

You can't even see

the possibility of
doubling the earnings.

Are you talking about Dreamy fragrance?

This product

only has a concept

and no prototype.

I personally think

there's no research value.

Mr. Fang,

can you make an estimation

before you develop a new project?

Although the group doesn't lack funds,

we shouldn't waste resources

on these pointless projects.

Am I right?

Yes, that's true.

Hello, I've been waiting for you.

Why haven't you arrived yet?

One moment. I'll be right there.

All right.

Hello, mother.

Hello, son.

Where are you?

I...

My friends and I are at
Empire State Building.

I think I see someone who looks like you

on Youth Road.

No way, mother.

You must have been mistaken
since you miss me too much.

Hello, mother.

Hello?

Hello?

Get here.

Fang Lie!

Fang Lie!

Fang Lie!

Fang Lie!

I think your mother has left.

Haven't you told your mother?

If my mother finds out,

I'll be in big trouble.

Good thing I ran into you.

Why are you so scared
that your face is red?

No, well,

It's a little hot in here.

It is.

It's hot.

Why don't we

go to my studio?

Here.

Let me show you my studio.

Your studio is huge.

What do you think?

Do you like to paint?

Look.

The other day, you hurriedly

made me go out with you.

In fact, you don't even know me.

I'm not your first boyfriend, right?

Have you had girlfriends before?

No.

However, I have an artist's sensibility.

So I'm talented in this kind of things.

Couples like us who don't text

nor meet each other

are basically considered broken up.

Aren't we already a couple?

Why do we have to meet?

Oh my gosh, you're such an amateur.

Come on, take a seat.

Let me share with you some knowledge.

Do you know why people fall in love?

It's because human beings have
needs for physical pleasure

and reproduction.

To meet these needs,

it requires at least two people.

This...

Here's the thing.

It's because one feels lonely

when doing certain things alone.

However, when two people do it together,

it becomes romantic.

So, the purpose of dating

is to make people's life
romantic instead of lonely.

Not necessarily.

I'm happy when I'm alone.

Why did you want to go out with me?

That's because I didn't want
you to be with someone else.

It's because I'm too charming.

I understand

what you're saying.

I really do.

Being in love

is just two people
helping each other out.

You trouble me

and vice versa.

In this process,

romantic feelings will arise.

It's two people granting
each other's wishes.

Do you wish to be a painter?

Yes.

What is your wish?

It's beyond your capability.

Try me.

If we can't make it happen,

we'll destroy it together.

Then you can have another wish.

I can't change my wish.

I need to fix

a super sophisticated computer system.

How about this?

I'll help you to smash the computer

and buy you a new one.

I've been waiting for you.

You're finally here.

Who is that woman?

She's a deliverywoman from
a milk tea shop around here.

She comes here often to deliver food.

Is she very close to Mr. Fang?

She and Mr. Fang are a couple.

A couple?

We often say in private

that she and Mr. Fang are so compatible.

Get back to work then.

Strange.

He's being so serious at work.

That's a quick change of expression.

It's so strange.

Are you waiting for Mr. Fang?

I've told the fragrance
department many times

to keep the research and
development process

confidential.

How could the board possibly know

our new concept?

Find out

who leaked the plan.

This...

This carrier of yours is pretty big.

Okay, please.

Just ask me.

If you have any question, just ask me.

I don't understand a word you're saying.

Then I'll say it straight.

What is your relationship
with Fang Leng?

Me and Fang Leng?

Please scan the QR code
of our store first.

You can enjoy 20% discount

on all delicious food
and dessert in our store.

You'll also find out

about my relationship with Fang Leng.

It only costs RMB1,000.

You'll have nothing to lose.

20%?

Yes.

That's so cheap.

By the way,

the shop is right across.

Actually...

Tell Chai Xiaoqi to come in.

RMB1,000.

How generous.

You can say it now, right?

No.

You're only a regular VIP now.

You can only enjoy
free delivery service.

You have to top up money

to become super VVIP

and find out about
my relationship with Fang Leng.

Remember to order takeout.

- No!
- Ms. Chai.

Mr. Fang wants to see you in his office.

He invites me to his office?

He wants me to go in?

All right, remember to order takeout.

Uncle Kang.

if you have any question, just ask me.

That's RMB1,000.

RMB1,000?

Yes.

This is the latest hangover
cake developed by Chai.

After you eat it,

it'll cure your hangover.

Taste it.

Come on.

Why are you looking at me like that?

What is the purpose of
you approaching me?

(Oh no.)

(He knows.)

I dirtied your pants.

Don't you have to change your pants?

I'll go.

I won't look.

You can keep pretending.

However, I don't mind
leaving your matter

to the police.

No, please don't.

I'm just doing my job.

It's indeed you.

They sent you

to destroy me.

Then you have completed
your mission now.

No, you're overthinking it.

I still have a long way to go.

You are pretty honest.

My mission won't ruin you.

It'll only cause a little impact

on your life.

You just want to replace the president.

Go back and tell your boss that

I, Fang Leng, got to this position

and am not afraid of being replaced!

Get out!

Come back.

Take this with you.

Am I right, Mr. Fang?

I told you it's not her.

It's her.

I was just testing her

and she admitted it right away.

That's impossible.

Did she give in under your pressure?

Immediately notify
the security department

to blacklist her name.

I don't want to see her again.

(Big Pig Head, stupid Fang Leng)

Xiaoqi.

What are you writing?

The more I think about
it, the angrier I get.

I just don't get it.

Collecting hormones

does no harm to Fang Leng at all.

right?

Why was he so fierce?

I couldn't even rebut.

I'm so mad.

(Big Pig Head, stupid Fang Leng)
I'm going to write down all the rebuttal.

When he scolds me again,

I'll just read it aloud to him.

We, Cape Towners,

can't be bullied by earthlings.

- That's right.
- Scold him.

Xiaoqi,

is Fang Leng treating you this way

because he wants to take the opportunity

to find out about our alien identity?

No.

According to Cape Town's rule,

We have to prioritise

the safety and interests
of our home planet.

If we come across anyone

who is a threat to our home planet,

we're allowed

to resort to extraordinary
measures such as murder

to protect the safety
of the home planet.

However, it's so complicated.

It will ruin our image as good citizens

back in Cape Town. Besides,

I don't know how to do it.

Also, if Fang Leng is not around,

how are we going to get the job done?

You're right.

Verified.

I thought he's back.

To be frank,

I had a bad impression of you.

Later, I found out that
although you acted recklessly,

but in overall, you're a good person.

However, I'm really disappointed in you.

I didn't expect you to
be this kind of person.

I'm just a food delivery guy.

What do you mean?

Aren't you "the adorable Ms. Chai"?

Sorry.

- I thought you'd leave a bad review.
- Is that the pizza?

It's over here.

Hi, here's your food delivery.

Thanks so much.

Enjoy the food.

Let's eat together.

What's wrong?

Are you going through
an emotional roller coaster?

The atmosphere between
you two were great yesterday.

He's ignoring you now.

What does it mean?

He's

playing hard-to-get with you.

This time you guessed wrong.

He's not playing hard-to-get with me.

He really got me.

Chai, you wouldn't know.

Her current relationship with Fang Leng

is stuck.

Is it so serious?

Didn't you deliver
the cake to him today?

Was he unhappy about it?

I even made him mad.

That's great.

In the past, when emperors
travelled under disguise,

they liked

women who could slap them.

Xiaoqi,

you finally got my legacy.

All right.

Tomorrow you will
continue to deliver takeout.

See if

he is really mad at you
to the point that

that he's losing sleep
and not eating well.

Then, it's a complete success.

Anger him.

Anger him.

Make him furious.

How's the progress at
the fragrance department?

Ever since the funds
were reduced by half,

the R&D has been suspended.

There's still overwhelming objection

from the shareholders.

(Report on the use of project fund)

Tell the fragrance
department to continue.

I'll take care of the financial matters.

Okay.

Anything else?

Mr. Fang,

I don't think Ms. Chai

was the one who leaked the plan.

She may seem that way,

but I'm sure she's not a bad person.

Besides,

Ms. Chai has never even seen

our proposal.

There's no way she'd...

From the current evidence,

who else could it be?

I won't give anyone who harms
the interests of the company

a second chance.

What if

he or she didn't mean it?

A careless mistake

made everyone's effort

go to waste.

Mr. Han,

sometimes stupid people are
more unforgivable than bad people.

Are you done?

Yes.

Why are you stopping me from going in?

(Future Group's blacklist, Chai Xiaoqi)

Fang Leng is ruthless. Isn't...

Sorry, Ms. Chai.

Please don't make
things difficult for us.

The way to a man's heart

is through his stomach.

If you want a ruthless man

to change his mind,

it is recommended to
try the following recipes.

Stewed Goose Webs with Abalone.

Crispy Golden Wings.
Beef Ribs with Garlic.

Who gave you this bad idea?

No idea.

I have never seen this number.

His account is called

An Unknown Matchmaker.

No wonder.

That's an idea from the past century.

Nowadays,

to control a man's stomach,

not only it has to be delicious,

it should also leave
a lasting impression.

What's the difference between these two?

If it's delicious, it just looks
good and is full of flavour.

There's nothing to remember about it.

However, for a lasting impression,

other than the aforementioned,

it also needs a name that stands out

to make it more special.

It has to taste good

and have a nice name.

Who would invent such a recipe?

This book is the result

(Secret)
of my years' research.

Learn from it.

You're welcome.

Thanks, Chai.

One, two, three, four.

All the ingredients are here.

I'll start with this.

Shaved Ice with Love.

It's so simple.

Next, it's Stealing Glances and a Kiss.

It smells great.

The next one is
Fly Together Into Your Heart.

It's a piece of cake.

Perfect.

This sweet pickled plum dish

is my special service for you.

Taste it.

Xiaoqi,

I had never eaten

anything so delicious.

Amazing.

He would even fall
in love with my cooking.

Where else can you find
someone as awesome as me?

Is anybody there?

Xiaoqi!

What are you doing?

Are you all right?

Are you okay?

Yes.

What were you doing?

I was cooking for you.

It's all ruined.

Hold on a second.

This is pretty good.

I'll pour some for you.

Didn't I tell you...

Why is it spraying water?

Let's go!

Thanks.

Why are you looking at me like that?

Are you going to call the police again?

I didn't do anything this time.

How much money did they give you?

(No.)

(I can't give away my organisation.)

This is

between you and me.

Listen to me.

You may not remember
certain things, but I do.

If we're talking about cheating,

you're the one who started it.

Do you think you could bully me

just because I didn't get mad?

Reflect on your actions.

Your ring.

Stupid Fang Leng.

Fang Leng.

So you are the one
I've been looking for.

Just hold me tightly,

okay?

Why is he sitting on the floor?

My ring.

Get up slowly.

Are you all right?

Xiaoqi!

Xiaoqi!

Xiaoqi,

are you all right?

I just saw the kitchen...

Got it.

Hang in there, Xiaoqi.

What happened to me just now?

You were fine. Nothing happened.

Sit down. I'm going back, bye.

What happened just now?

Hello, viewers.

Next, we have the weather forecast.

Due to Typhoon Dujuan,

(Typhoon Dujuan is coming, storm alert)
there may be temporary rain

(Typhoon Dujuan is coming, storm alert)
in many areas.

At 6 pm.

an orange storm warning may be issued.

(Dear Mr. Fang)

Mr. Fang.

Okay, sure.

I'll get ready right now

to fetch you to a city without rain.

Why is it raining now?

Isn't it supposed to be at night?

Mr. Fang, are you okay?

Drive faster, Mr. Han.

Do you want me to call Dr. Zhang?

You look great.

How are you?

If there is a chance for us
to cooperate in the future,

I'll surely do.

Other than me,

no one else wants to go out with her.

Listen carefully.

Be my girlfriend.

♪Whenever you're approaching me♪

Chai Xiaoqi is actually my ex.

♪Why is it familiar and strange♪

♪At the same time?♪

♪The hidden memories
are triggered suddenly♪

♪Whenever you're approaching me♪

♪Why is it familiar and strange
at the same time?♪

♪The hidden memories
are triggered suddenly♪

♪The flashing images
bring back my heartbeat♪

♪I'm afraid that I'd forget♪

♪You're the reason I followed♪

♪The faithfulness in my palms♪

♪Only when you're holding tight♪

♪That I can stand still
even when things are against me♪

♪Even though the story goes back in time
and starts all over♪

♪I'd never forget the gentleness
deep in your eyes♪

♪It takes only a moment
to fall in love with you♪

♪But it takes forever
to forget about you♪

♪I'll always remember your true love♪

♪I want to own nothing else
besides that♪

♪Even though the story goes back in time
and starts all over♪

♪I'd never forget the gentleness
deep in your eyes♪

♪It takes only a moment
to fall in love with you♪

♪But it takes forever
to forget about you♪