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This can't be good!
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You mean all the alarms and stuff?
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Yeah! We're too heavy!
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If we don't drop some cargo,
we're dead, man.
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Oh, well. It's not like I
have anything to live for.
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Then who's that?
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Oh, right, my son!
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My son and his eight siblings!
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I don't know what to drop!
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It all looks so important!
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Just pick something!
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It's gonna be a great pool day.
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Well, sounds like Neil
Armstrong finally returned.
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Pool's ready!
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Steve, come swim with your mama.
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I'm in the middle of a
speed run of this game.
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I can't swim with my "mama" right now.
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You have reached level 35 of "Mom Swim."
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You have unlocked "Good Job Honey!"
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Y'all wanna come swim?
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Can't. Learning.
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Jeff and I have decided to
become more well-rounded people
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and are learning vocabulary words.
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I've learned perfidious.
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Do you know what it means, Francine?
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I don't know, stank-ass or something?
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It means deceitful and untrustworthy.
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And I learned the word "vocabulary."
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I can't.
I'm busy working on my dating app.
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It's like Tinder or Hinge,
but mine has a different name.
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It's called Barrel Scraper.
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Like scraping the bottom of the barrel?
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Oh, no! I forgot about that phrase!
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I was thinking a barrel of laughs
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and a skyscraper of a good time.
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Help! I'm drowning!
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Stan, help!
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Ha! Gotcha!
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Doesn't the pool look so nice?
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Why don't you join me?
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I'm just out here because
I got ketchup on my toes
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and needed to wipe it off in the grass.
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Francine, can you please keep it down?
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I can hear you drowning from
all the way across the street.
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It's almost noon.
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Why are you still in your pajamas?
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I'm trying to get 18
hours of sleep a day
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to prepare for an audition next week.
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A scout is coming to
watch me perform the news,
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and it could be my big
break to go national.
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- That's exciting!
- I know!
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But I really have to
nail my mood maneuvers.
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You know when news
anchors have to switch
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from happy stories to sad stories,
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seamlessly transitioning
from an upbeat inflection
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to a grave one?
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That's a mood maneuver.
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Example please.
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Francine Smith drowned in her pool,
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which was good
for Greg because he finally
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got some sleep.
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♪ All by myself ♪
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♪ Don't want to be all by myself ♪
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♪ Anymore! ♪
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Oh!
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Hi there, little froggie.
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Did you come to admire the pool?
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Me and the family used to
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swim out here all the time,
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but now no one cares.
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Cool jump, lil' dude.
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I'm going to name you Jumpers.
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Mom, what is that?
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It's a frog.
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A frog?! That's awesome!
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I'm coming out.
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Wait, there's a frog by the pool?
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This I gotta see!
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I see it, and it's worth it, Hayley!
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It's green like the stories say!
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His name is Jumpers,
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and he's hanging out
with me by the pool.
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Jumpers, watch this!
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Jumpers, over here!
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Jumpers this way!
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Uh... come back to me.
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Jumpers, look at this kick flip.
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Dammit. I landed it earlier.
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Water fight!
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♪ All by my family ♪
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♪ Not by myself ♪
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Sup. I slept like a hog on a log,
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and now I'm ready for some slop.
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Here's some yogurt tubes.
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I wanted us to eat quick so we can get
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back out there with Jumpers.
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Oh, yeah, cool. I'll head out later.
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- Samesies.
- Yeah, I got tired again.
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And I'm still looking for a beta tester.
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Gonna peruse smokers
outside the bowling alley.
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Look out below!
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I don't understand, Jumpers.
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They were so into it yesterday,
but I've lost them again.
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We have to do something
to get their attention.
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Oh, but what?
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Yes?
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Oh, you want me to follow you.
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Wow, Jumpers!
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This must have been that crate
that fell out of that airplane!
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You didn't think I saw that, did you?
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Come on, my family's gonna love this!
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_
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Marco! Polo! What?
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Am I the only one playing?
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You can probably tell
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I have no clue what I'm doing.
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We did it, Jumpers.
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The family's together again.
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I'm glad you brought those frogs home.
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It's like living in the wild.
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Listen to how loud they are.
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It's so loud.
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And you know how loud
things get me in the mood.
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I sure do!
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Something's...
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different.
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Did you get a haircut, Mr. Klaus?
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Where's the kitchen table?
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- Oh!
- Oh!
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Out here!
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I thought it would be nice
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to be closer to the frogs.
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Hell no!
This frog thing is getting out of hand.
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And now you want us to eat out here?
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Perfidious!
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I won't demean myself this way.
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I'm gonna go eat pasta sauce
on the couch and watch TV.
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Uhhh... okay, Klaus.
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This frog thing is out of hand?
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I just want Jumpers and his
friends to feel comfortable.
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Guys!
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Greg's audition is gonna
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start soon if you wanna watch.
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- You ready for this?
- Huh?
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Oh, yeah. Born ready.
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Is that the scout?
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That's him. Take your shot!
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You're going to love Greg.
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His mood maneuvers are impeccable.
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He never says the sad stuff happy.
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Good morning and
welcome to the Channel 3
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9:00 news. I'm Greg Corbin.
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Langley Animal Clinic celebrated
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their hundredth anniversary
with a dog parade.
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Last night,
a man was found dead in a soup bowl.
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Sorry, I mean... with a dog parade!
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Last night, a man
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was found dead in a soup bowl.
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This is embarrassing.
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In international news,
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America lost three soldiers
on the Pakistan border.
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But they were later
found in a nearby mall!
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Dead! Of self-inflicted gunshot wounds!
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Oh, dangit!
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No, no, no, don't leave!
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You.
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Me?
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Francine Smith.
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You kept me awake the entire week
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with your stupid, loud frogs!
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You cost me my chance at going national.
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I'm going to sue you!
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What, Greg?
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It's Greg. Oh.
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I wasn't sure if you were watching,
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so I'm calling to tell
you I'm suing you.
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Of course I'm watching. I'm your friend!
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And you're going down, asshole.
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I won't let you come
between me and my family.
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Your family? I'm suing about the frogs.
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Exactly! Frogs equal family.
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It's the three Fs.
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Frogs, family, and my name is Francine.
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Then I guess I'll see you in court.
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I guess you will!
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Hi. I'd like a big, big, big,
big meatball sandwich, please.
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The biggest you've got.
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Case number 543A, Corbin vs. Smith.
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Ah! Sorry, sorry.
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Greg looks worse than
he did on the news.
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He still hasn't slept.
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I saw Jumpers and a group of frogs
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sitting right outside
his window last night.
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You think Jumpers is sabotaging him?
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Hi, Jumpers!
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Mm. I'm not going to
read these documents.
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You, begin.
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Your Honor, I need Francine Smith
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to remove the frogs from her backyard.
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They're keeping me awake!
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♪ Order in the court! ♪
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I'm trying to get a television show,
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so I might be a bit wild today.
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Mr. Corbin, do you have evidence?
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Yes, listen to these frogs!
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March 12th, sibilance practice.
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Single Susan sits somewhere silently.
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I don't understand.
I checked it this morning.
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This frog is quiet.
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He's acting, Your Honor!
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Don't shave my legs with a pine cone
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and call it a razor!
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We'll recess until tomorrow.
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That was amazing.
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I was gonna wait for the
verdict to pop the champagne,
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but I'm ready now.
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I felt kind of bad for Greg.
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Me too. He looked like crap,
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and he's usually so striking.
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The frogs are loud, Mom.
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What's your point?
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It wouldn't hurt to maybe
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get rid of some of them.
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Greg just wants to be able to sleep.
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But they're the whole reason we've been
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spending time together.
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It was exciting for awhile to have
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a fun new thing to do
in the backyard, but...
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That's it!
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We've been limiting
ourselves to the backyard.
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Did someone say tributary?
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Now nothing can come
between me and my family.
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Welcome back.
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Let's skip right to the end.
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Closing statements, go.
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Your Honor,
it comes down to the three Fs.
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Frogs, family, and Francine.
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If that's not the three Fs,
I don't know what is.
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Oh [BLEEP] right in his [BLEEP] face.
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You want something in your face,
Your Honor?
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How about some surprise witnesses!
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Whaaaat?
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It is crazy in here!
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They're testifying against Francine?
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- That's...
- Perfidious.
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What the...?
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The frogs are loud.
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Things have gotten bad,
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and we're worried they're
going to get worse.
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What if I told you I
have an app where people
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such as yourself could meet
other people such as themselves?
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She tore down the kitchen
wall to let the frogs inside.
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She put 12 humidifiers in my room.
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Order, order!
You already said something!
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It is with great thought
and consideration
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that I make this judgement.
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Francine wins!
266
00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:42,995
She can keep the frogs and
let those babies thrive.
267
00:12:44,064 --> 00:12:45,331
Really?
268
00:12:45,333 --> 00:12:47,065
Your ass is dismissed!
269
00:12:47,067 --> 00:12:48,868
And here's my ass.
270
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:49,869
_
271
00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:53,471
What?
272
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:57,075
This isn't the last
you've heard of me, Francine.
273
00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:58,344
Mom, please don't be mad.
274
00:12:59,680 --> 00:13:02,014
They betrayed you, Francine.
275
00:13:02,016 --> 00:13:04,482
You betrayed me. Wait.
276
00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:06,484
- You can talk?
- Of course we can talk!
277
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:08,020
But we couldn't get you to listen.
278
00:13:09,023 --> 00:13:10,556
All you've done is listen.
279
00:13:10,558 --> 00:13:12,758
You constantly cater to their needs.
280
00:13:12,760 --> 00:13:14,159
That's true!
281
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:17,629
I thought I was doing what
was best for my family.
282
00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:20,833
We're your family now. Exile them!
283
00:13:20,835 --> 00:13:23,769
Your Honor, I'd like a restraining order
284
00:13:23,771 --> 00:13:25,637
against my family.
285
00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:28,174
Granted!
286
00:13:28,176 --> 00:13:30,176
She's incredible!
287
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,779
Let's go, Jumpers.
288
00:13:33,781 --> 00:13:36,848
Wait, Francine, can we still have sex?
289
00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,116
No.
290
00:13:38,118 --> 00:13:40,719
Okay, well,
you're still attracted to me right?
291
00:13:42,056 --> 00:13:43,389
Not as much.
292
00:13:44,945 --> 00:13:47,459
My new beta tester!
293
00:13:47,461 --> 00:13:49,595
Stan, I'm marking you down as bisexual.
294
00:13:49,597 --> 00:13:50,672
Is that cool?
295
00:13:54,301 --> 00:13:57,703
I mean, it's not like I own
the word "perfidious."
296
00:13:57,705 --> 00:14:00,639
But Francine just said
it like it was hers.
297
00:14:00,641 --> 00:14:02,774
Mom's phone isn't even ringing anymore.
298
00:14:03,643 --> 00:14:05,443
_
299
00:14:05,513 --> 00:14:08,380
Your mother made her choice.
We're moving on.
300
00:14:08,382 --> 00:14:10,649
Moving on with a little
help from Barrel Scraper.
301
00:14:10,651 --> 00:14:12,918
Let me see what you
wrote for your profile.
302
00:14:12,920 --> 00:14:13,985
"My name is Stan.
303
00:14:13,987 --> 00:14:16,455
"My wife doesn't find
me attractive anymore.
304
00:14:16,457 --> 00:14:18,657
"Maybe you will like my ugly face.
305
00:14:18,659 --> 00:14:21,193
"Will you take care of my kids?
306
00:14:21,195 --> 00:14:22,794
You must hate frogs."
307
00:14:22,796 --> 00:14:24,196
It's perfect.
308
00:14:24,198 --> 00:14:25,530
You got a match!
309
00:14:25,532 --> 00:14:27,266
I'll see if she wants
to meet up right now.
310
00:14:27,268 --> 00:14:30,001
I wish we could figure out
what's up with Jumpers.
311
00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,237
It's like Mom is under
his spell or something.
312
00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,338
I have an idea.
313
00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:34,806
Jeff, drive us to Groff.
314
00:14:34,808 --> 00:14:36,675
There's a herpetologist
there we can talk to.
315
00:14:36,677 --> 00:14:38,610
Ooh, I learned this word recently.
316
00:14:38,612 --> 00:14:42,347
A herpetologist studies
reptiles and amphibians.
317
00:14:42,349 --> 00:14:43,882
Don't tell Francine, though.
318
00:14:43,884 --> 00:14:45,016
She'll be like
319
00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,685
herpetologist, herpetologist.
320
00:14:46,687 --> 00:14:48,820
Right, Jeff?
321
00:14:48,822 --> 00:14:51,022
Drop Stan off at Frog Ross Restaurant
322
00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,692
- for his first date.
- Frog Ross Restaurant?!
323
00:14:53,694 --> 00:14:55,694
You know frogs remind me of her!
324
00:14:55,696 --> 00:14:58,330
Why? Because of the frog thing?
325
00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,571
Jeff, will you hang with me in the van?
326
00:15:05,573 --> 00:15:08,541
I want to keep talking
through my feelings.
327
00:15:10,111 --> 00:15:12,577
If these frogs
have moved into your house
328
00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:16,175
like you say,
then you're already too late.
329
00:15:16,210 --> 00:15:17,449
What do you mean?
330
00:15:17,451 --> 00:15:19,851
Oh, those aren't just any normal frogs.
331
00:15:19,853 --> 00:15:22,053
They're the Brazilian Cuckoo Frog.
332
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:24,790
and they're extremely danger...
333
00:15:24,792 --> 00:15:27,859
Sorry. My spit went down the wrong pipe.
334
00:15:28,703 --> 00:15:30,696
They're extremely dangerous.
335
00:15:31,532 --> 00:15:32,864
This breed of frog
336
00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:35,534
follows a pack of animals around
337
00:15:35,536 --> 00:15:38,003
like wolves follow bison
338
00:15:38,005 --> 00:15:41,673
to see if one of the
pack is trailing behind.
339
00:15:41,675 --> 00:15:44,743
Because usually if an
animal is trailing behind,
340
00:15:44,745 --> 00:15:48,681
it means they are being
ignored and isolated.
341
00:15:50,952 --> 00:15:55,154
The frogs surround this animal
and shower it with attention,
342
00:15:55,156 --> 00:15:58,524
time, even treats...
343
00:16:00,761 --> 00:16:03,963
...until the animal is so entranced,
344
00:16:03,965 --> 00:16:08,567
that it leaves its own pack
and joins the frog army.
345
00:16:08,569 --> 00:16:11,170
Army is what a group of frogs is called.
346
00:16:11,172 --> 00:16:13,138
Oh!
347
00:16:13,774 --> 00:16:16,708
Once the animal is in the army,
348
00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:20,111
it will do anything
to protect the frogs.
349
00:16:23,050 --> 00:16:25,818
Package of lily pads for Francine Smith.
350
00:16:27,588 --> 00:16:29,855
Ma'am, are you okay?
351
00:16:29,857 --> 00:16:32,057
I'm gonna call someone for you. Ah!
352
00:16:32,059 --> 00:16:35,527
And the army will do anything to keep
353
00:16:35,529 --> 00:16:37,797
the animal for themselves.
354
00:16:37,799 --> 00:16:39,331
And then yada, yada, yada,
355
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:41,533
the frogs make a foam
nest to lay their eggs in,
356
00:16:41,535 --> 00:16:44,870
and the animal offers herself
up to the newly hatched tadpoles
357
00:16:44,872 --> 00:16:46,672
who devour her from the inside out.
358
00:16:46,674 --> 00:16:48,207
Exsqueeze me?!
359
00:16:48,209 --> 00:16:51,877
We have to go save Mom
before she's eaten!
360
00:16:51,879 --> 00:16:53,078
What's so funny?
361
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,346
That exsqueeze me...
362
00:16:54,348 --> 00:16:56,682
just always gets me.
363
00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:00,419
And that's all there is about me.
364
00:17:00,421 --> 00:17:02,121
That's the first thing you've said.
365
00:17:02,956 --> 00:17:06,358
Hi. I'm your waiter, Tipdip.
366
00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:07,693
Are you ready to order?
367
00:17:07,695 --> 00:17:10,029
Now, I haven't been on a
date in a very long time
368
00:17:10,031 --> 00:17:12,698
because I've been married
to the love of my life,
369
00:17:12,700 --> 00:17:15,300
but I do remember that
a woman thinks it's sexy
370
00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:16,836
when a man orders.
371
00:17:16,838 --> 00:17:19,438
She'll start with an
alcoholic Oreo milkshake,
372
00:17:19,440 --> 00:17:20,839
extra thick.
373
00:17:20,841 --> 00:17:22,908
For the entree, the halibut linguine,
374
00:17:22,910 --> 00:17:25,511
but scratch the halibut and
make it a whole branzino,
375
00:17:25,513 --> 00:17:27,379
its eyes towards the lady.
376
00:17:27,381 --> 00:17:29,981
But not staring here,
because her eyes are up here.
377
00:17:29,983 --> 00:17:32,384
Right above her beautiful breasts.
378
00:17:33,587 --> 00:17:35,320
- Hello?
- Dad!
379
00:17:35,322 --> 00:17:37,656
Does Frog Ross still have
that big mechanical frog?
380
00:17:37,658 --> 00:17:40,459
♪ Low ri-der ♪
381
00:17:45,266 --> 00:17:48,267
"Sorry we didn't
continue to love frogs."
382
00:17:48,269 --> 00:17:52,104
Psh. It's a start. Bring it out back.
383
00:17:54,675 --> 00:17:56,808
Guessing that's the foam nest.
384
00:17:56,810 --> 00:17:59,010
They're starting to lay their eggs.
385
00:17:59,012 --> 00:18:00,679
We have to wait for Mom to be asleep,
386
00:18:00,681 --> 00:18:02,081
or she'll fight us off.
387
00:18:03,484 --> 00:18:05,084
Good thing we're here in time for Mom's
388
00:18:05,086 --> 00:18:07,520
famous lawn chair night nap.
389
00:18:09,623 --> 00:18:12,091
- Ahhh!
- Greg?!
390
00:18:12,093 --> 00:18:14,025
I'm here to kill all the frogs!
391
00:18:14,027 --> 00:18:16,228
Starting with this real big one!
392
00:18:16,230 --> 00:18:17,530
Ow!
393
00:18:19,433 --> 00:18:20,966
A Trojan frog?
394
00:18:20,968 --> 00:18:23,568
I should have known.
Where are the real frogs?
395
00:18:23,570 --> 00:18:24,770
In the foam!
396
00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:26,505
Aaah!
397
00:18:26,507 --> 00:18:27,973
Francine, come with us.
398
00:18:27,975 --> 00:18:29,708
These frogs are going to eat you.
399
00:18:29,710 --> 00:18:33,044
I want them to.
Because they're my family.
400
00:18:33,046 --> 00:18:35,847
They're not your family, we are!
401
00:18:35,849 --> 00:18:38,249
It is time.
402
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:39,718
Adios.
403
00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:41,220
- Mom!
- Save her!
404
00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:45,591
Mom?
405
00:18:45,593 --> 00:18:46,725
Hello?
406
00:18:46,727 --> 00:18:48,660
Where is everyone?
407
00:18:48,662 --> 00:18:51,831
I feel so... isolated.
408
00:18:55,469 --> 00:18:57,937
Mom, I'm scared.
409
00:18:57,939 --> 00:19:01,406
I'm sorry if this is how
alone we made you feel.
410
00:19:01,943 --> 00:19:04,143
We should've swam when you asked us to,
411
00:19:04,145 --> 00:19:06,411
after you worked so hard on the pool.
412
00:19:06,413 --> 00:19:08,347
We shouldn't have needed the frogs!
413
00:19:08,349 --> 00:19:10,215
We're sorry!
414
00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:11,683
Stan! Was that you?
415
00:19:11,685 --> 00:19:14,153
What did you think of
the app's usability?
416
00:19:15,756 --> 00:19:17,656
Hi, little guy!
417
00:19:21,094 --> 00:19:23,695
Well, now I'm a "tad" concerned.
418
00:19:24,422 --> 00:19:26,565
Funny right till the end.
419
00:19:27,501 --> 00:19:29,234
I'm so sorry!
420
00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:31,303
I don't know what came over me.
421
00:19:32,773 --> 00:19:35,907
Francine, darling, where are you going?
422
00:19:35,909 --> 00:19:37,909
The babies are hatching.
423
00:19:37,911 --> 00:19:40,646
I can't be your babies' first meal.
424
00:19:40,648 --> 00:19:42,848
I have to be with my family.
425
00:19:42,850 --> 00:19:45,317
Is Mom talking to Jumpers?
426
00:19:45,319 --> 00:19:47,586
Ribbit.
427
00:19:47,588 --> 00:19:49,655
Jumpers, what we had was special...
428
00:19:49,657 --> 00:19:50,856
Cut the crap.
429
00:19:50,858 --> 00:19:53,592
I promised my family the three Fs.
430
00:19:53,594 --> 00:19:56,996
Francine frog food.
431
00:19:56,998 --> 00:19:58,730
Greg's in there. Eat him.
432
00:19:58,732 --> 00:20:02,201
Uh, no. He smells. It's you we want.
433
00:20:07,608 --> 00:20:08,874
Eat me!
434
00:20:08,876 --> 00:20:10,475
It's been my life's dream
435
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:14,279
to be the first human sacrifice
for the Brazilian Cuckoo Frog.
436
00:20:14,281 --> 00:20:17,616
I almost was once,
but my idiotic family saved me.
437
00:20:20,153 --> 00:20:21,987
This works.
438
00:20:23,557 --> 00:20:26,558
No! Ah, yes!
439
00:20:28,429 --> 00:20:31,897
Yes!
440
00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:38,770
Farewell, Francine.
It's been a pleasure.
441
00:20:38,772 --> 00:20:40,506
And to the rest of the Smith family,
442
00:20:40,508 --> 00:20:42,774
ribbit, ribbit.
443
00:20:42,776 --> 00:20:44,310
Bye, Jumpers!
444
00:20:49,450 --> 00:20:53,252
Wow, look what just a little
bit of rest did for Greg.
445
00:20:53,254 --> 00:20:54,653
You all left me with Klaus,
446
00:20:54,655 --> 00:20:57,356
you perfidious [BLEEP]
447
00:20:58,259 --> 00:21:00,326
Bye! Have a beautiful time!
448
00:21:02,179 --> 00:21:03,995
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