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Morty, you got to come on.
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You got to come with me.
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What's going on?
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I got a surprise
for you, Morty.
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It's the middle
of the night.
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I got a surprise for you.
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Ow!
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Ow! You're tugging
me too hard.
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I got a surprise
for you, Morty.
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What do you
what do you
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think of this
flying vehicle, Morty?
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I built it out of stuff
I found in the garage.
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Yeah, Rick, it's...
it's great.
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Is this the surprise?
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Morty, I had to...
I had to do...
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I had to...
I had to...
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I had to make a bomb, Morty.
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I had to create a bomb.
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What?A bomb?!
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We're gonna drop
it down there...
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Just get a whole
fresh start, Morty.
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Create a whole fresh start.
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T-t-that's
absolutely crazy!
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Come on, Morty.
Just take it easy, Morty.
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It's gonna be good.
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Right now, we're gonna go pick
up your little friend Jessica.
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Jessica?
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From my math class?
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When I drop the bomb,
I don't...
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You know, I want you to have
somebody,
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you know...
I want you to have the thing...
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I'm gonna make it like
a new Adam and Eve,
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and you're gonna be Adam.
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And Jessica's gonna be Eve, and
so that's the surprise, Morty.
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No, you can't!
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J-Jessica doesn't
even know I exist.
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But... but... but
forget about that,
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because you can't
blow up humanity.
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I-I get what you're trying
to say, M-Morty.
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Listen, I'm not...
you don't...
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y-y-you don't got to worry about
me trying to fool around with...
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with Jessica or mess around
with Jessica or anything.
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I'm... I'm not that
kind of guy, Morty.
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What are you talking
about, Rick?
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You... you... you don't
have to worry about me getting
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with Jessica or anything.
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She... she... she... she...
she's all for you, Morty.
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I don't care
about Jessica!
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You know what, Morty?
You're right.
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Let's forget the
girl all together.
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She... she's probably nothing
but trouble, anyways.
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Arming Neutrino bomb.
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That's it...
That's it, Rick.
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I'm taking the wheel.
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Get off of me, Morty!
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I'm taking charge of
this situation, buddy.
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What's gotten into you?
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I'm... I'm... I'm...
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I'm not gonna stand around
like some sort of dumb...
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What are you, crazy?
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...person and just let
you blow up the whole world.
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All right, all right.
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I'll... I'll land.
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I'll land. I'll land.
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I'll land the thing.
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Big tough guy all of a sudden.
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We'll park it right here, Morty.
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Right here on the s-side
of the r-road here.
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Oh, thank God.
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You know what?
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That was all a test, Morty.
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Just an elaborate test
to make you more assertive.
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It was?
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Sure. Why not?
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I don't... I don't know.
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You... you know what, Mo...
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Neutrino bomb armed.
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Um...
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I see there's a new episode of
that singing show tonight.
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Who do you guys think is
gonna be the best singer?
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Oh, my God.
His head is in his food.
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I'm going to puke.
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Morty, are you getting sick?
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I told you not to practice-kiss
the living-room pillow.
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The dog sleeps on it.
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I wasn't kissing a pillow, Mom.
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I just... I didn't get a
lot of sleep last night.
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Maybe my dreams were just
too loud or something.
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Or maybe you were out all night
again with grandpa Rick.
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What?
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Dad?
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What, so everyone's supposed to
sleep every single night now?
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You realize that nighttime
makes up half of all time?
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Damn it!
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- Jerry!
- Beth!
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Oh, my God.
My parents are so loud.
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I want to die.
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Mm, there is
no God, Summer.
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You got to rip that band-aid off
now. You'll thank me later.
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Okay, with all due respect,
Rick...
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What am I talking about?
What respect is due?
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How is my son supposed to pass
his classes if you keep dragging
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him off for high-concept
sci-fi rigamarole?
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Listen, Jerry, I-I don't want to
overstep my bounds or anything.
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It's your house.
It's your world.
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You're a real Julius Caesar.
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But I'll tell you some...
tell you how...
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how I feel about
school, Jerry.
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It's a waste of time...
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A bunch of people
running around,
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bumping into each other.
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G-guy up front says,
"Two plus two."
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The people in the
back say, "Four."
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Then the bell rings, and they
give you a carton of milk
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and a piece of paper that says you can
go take a dump or something.
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I mean, it's... it's not a
place for smart people, Jerry.
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And I know that's not
a popular opinion,
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but it's my two cents
on the issue.
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This was a good breakfast,
Beth.
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You really made the
crap out of those eggs.
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I wish your mother
was here to eat them.
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Oh, Dad.
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What?
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For real?
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All right, now, everybody get settled.
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Get away from the windows!
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Now, look, we're gonna be
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dealing with some real
serious stuff today.
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You might have heard of it.
It's called math.
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And without it,
none of us would even exist,
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so let's jump right in...
two plus two.
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Jessica.
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Five plus five.
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Tenssica.
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Okay, good.
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It's time for the quiz.
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Yeah, you know what?!
Aw, too bad!
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Tough!
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First row, take one.
Pass it back for me.
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The stakes are high
in this room.
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There's crucial things
happening here every day.
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People getting smarter.
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Some of y'all getting dumber.
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Some of y'all ain't
gonna see 3:00.
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Hi, Morty.
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Whoa!
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Hi, Jessica.
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Can I show these to you?
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Wow.
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Th-they're both great.
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Thank you.
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You know what I named these?
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My little Morties.
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Uh, that's flattering...
and a little weird.
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Do you know what I want
you to do with them?
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Rename them?
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Squeeze them.
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Manhandle them.
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Give them the business.
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See if you can shuffle them.
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I mean, really get in there
and knock them around.
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No wrong answers.
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Wow.
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Well, okay, Jessica.
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L-let's give this a shot.
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Mm.
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Oh, Morty.
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What are you doing to me?
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Uh, I-I'm just
doing my best.
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Morty!
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What are you doing to me?!
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Jessica.
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Morty!
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Jessica.
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Five more minutes of this,
and I'm gonna get mad.
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Je-Jessica.
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Jessica.
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Not my fault
this is happening.
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Well, well, well.
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Uh, morning, Frank.
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"Morning"?
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What was... what is
that supposed to mean?
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You making fun of me?
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Are you trying to
say my family's poor?
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Oh, geez, Frank.
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I don't know if a
knife is necessary.
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I mean, you know, y-you kind of
had things handled without it.
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You telling me
how to bully now?
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Big mistake, Morty.
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And now I'm gonna cut you,
'cause my family's rich.
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There you are, Morty.
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Listen to me.
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I got an errand to run in a
whole different dimension.
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I need an extra pair of hands.
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Oh, geez, Rick.
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W-what'd you do to Frank?
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It's pretty obvious, Morty.
I froze him.
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Now listen...
I need your help, Morty.
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I mean, we got...
we got to get...
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get the hell out of here
and go take care of business.
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It's important. Come on, Morty.
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I don't know, Rick.
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I-I can't leave school again.
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Do you have any concept of how
much higher the stakes
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get out there, Morty?
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What do you think...
I can just do it all by myself?
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Come on!
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Aw, geez. Okay.
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I guess I can skip History.
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What about Frank?
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I mean, shouldn't
you unfreeze him?
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I'll do it later, Morty.
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He'll be fine.
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Let's go.
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Oh, my God.
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I'm about to walk
past Frank Palicky.
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This is the story we'll
be telling our children.
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Hi, Frank.
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Aah!
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Scalpel.
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Knock, knock.
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Jerry?
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My manager gave me an hour
for lunch, and I thought,
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"Hey, why not swing by
where your wife works? "
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We're losing him.
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Okay, he's back.
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Jerry, please tell me you're
here for an incredibly urgent reason.
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Well, it's lunch.
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I mean, it's one of three meals
that have existed for millennia.
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Losing him.
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Stabilized.
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Okay, I only ask, Jerry,
because, as you know,
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my job involves
performing heart surgery.
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Well, yeah, on horses.
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Excuse me?
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Okay. Let's not
rehash thatfight.
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I sense that you're busy
and will now be on my way.
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Whoa!
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What is this on the floor?
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Some kind of literature for
a really nice-looking nursing home.
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Hey, honey, crazy idea...
bad pitch...
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let's put your Dad here.
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Let's put your Dad
in a nursing home.
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We're losing him.
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Hey, Tom.
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We know when
we're losing him.
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We can hear the beeps!
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There she is. All right.
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Come on, Morty.
Let's go.
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Oh, geez.
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Okay.
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Oh, man, Rick.
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What is this place?
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It's dimension 35C,
and it's got the perfect
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climate conditions for a
special type of tree, Morty,
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called a Mega tree,
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and there's fruit
in those trees,
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and there's seeds
in those fruits.
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I'm talking about
Mega seeds.
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They're... they're
incredibly powerful,
261
00:07:58,917 --> 00:08:01,002
and I need them to help me
with my research, Morty.
262
00:08:01,086 --> 00:08:03,004
Oh, man, Rick. I'm looking
around this place,
263
00:08:03,088 --> 00:08:04,839
and I'm starting to work up some
anxiety about this whole thing.
264
00:08:04,923 --> 00:08:05,923
All right. All right.
Calm down.
265
00:08:06,008 --> 00:08:07,133
Listen to me, Morty.
266
00:08:07,217 --> 00:08:09,427
I know that new situations
can be intimidating.
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00:08:09,511 --> 00:08:11,804
You're looking around, and it's
all scary and different, but,
268
00:08:11,888 --> 00:08:14,682
you know, m-meeting them head
on, charging right into them
269
00:08:14,766 --> 00:08:16,934
like a bull...
that's how we grow as people.
270
00:08:17,019 --> 00:08:18,769
I'm no stranger
to scary situations.
271
00:08:18,854 --> 00:08:20,229
I deal with them
all the time.
272
00:08:20,313 --> 00:08:22,481
Now, if you just stick with me,
Morty, we're gonna be...
273
00:08:22,566 --> 00:08:23,983
Holy crap, Morty, run!
274
00:08:25,193 --> 00:08:27,111
I never seen that thing
before in my life.
275
00:08:27,195 --> 00:08:28,612
I don't even know
what the hell it is!
276
00:08:28,697 --> 00:08:29,947
We got to get out
of here, Morty!
277
00:08:30,032 --> 00:08:30,906
It's gonna kill us!
278
00:08:30,991 --> 00:08:31,991
We're gonna die!
279
00:08:32,075 --> 00:08:33,242
We're gonna die, Morty!
280
00:08:35,537 --> 00:08:37,163
Oh, Morty,
take a deep breath.
281
00:08:37,247 --> 00:08:39,248
Breathe that... breathe that
fresh air in, Morty.
282
00:08:39,332 --> 00:08:40,541
Y-you smell that?
283
00:08:40,625 --> 00:08:42,168
That's the smell
of adventure, Morty.
284
00:08:42,252 --> 00:08:44,587
That's... that's the smell of...
of... of... of a whole different
285
00:08:44,671 --> 00:08:46,672
evolutionary timeline.
286
00:08:46,757 --> 00:08:47,840
All right, Rick, look...
287
00:08:47,924 --> 00:08:49,258
how much longer
is this gonna be?
288
00:08:49,342 --> 00:08:50,551
Shouldn't I be
back at school by now?
289
00:08:50,635 --> 00:08:51,761
Are you joking me?
290
00:08:51,845 --> 00:08:54,263
I mean, look at all the
crazy crap surrounding us.
291
00:08:54,347 --> 00:08:55,473
Look at that thing right there.
292
00:08:55,557 --> 00:08:56,932
W-what the hell is that thing?
293
00:08:57,017 --> 00:08:58,601
You think you're gonna see
that kind of thing at school?
294
00:08:58,685 --> 00:09:00,269
Look at it just
lumbering around.
295
00:09:00,353 --> 00:09:02,938
It defies all logic...
that thing.
296
00:09:03,023 --> 00:09:04,023
Yeah, Rick, I get it.
297
00:09:04,107 --> 00:09:05,524
We're surrounded by monsters.
298
00:09:05,609 --> 00:09:07,401
That's kind of the reason
why I want to leave.
299
00:09:07,486 --> 00:09:08,319
Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta.
300
00:09:08,403 --> 00:09:11,530
Morty, you see this?
301
00:09:11,615 --> 00:09:13,574
You see what we just
stumbled upon, Morty?
302
00:09:13,658 --> 00:09:14,784
Any idea what that
is down there?
303
00:09:14,868 --> 00:09:15,951
The Mega trees?
304
00:09:16,036 --> 00:09:17,328
That's right, Morty...
the Mega trees
305
00:09:17,412 --> 00:09:18,746
with the Mega fruit on them.
306
00:09:18,830 --> 00:09:20,206
And that's what I'm
talking about, Morty.
307
00:09:20,290 --> 00:09:21,665
That's where my seeds are.
308
00:09:21,750 --> 00:09:22,792
If we would have done
what you wanted,
309
00:09:22,876 --> 00:09:24,126
I would have never
have found them,
310
00:09:24,211 --> 00:09:25,878
because y... because you're
so in love with school.
311
00:09:25,962 --> 00:09:27,213
All right, all right.
312
00:09:27,297 --> 00:09:29,131
So, what's so special about
these seeds, anyways?
313
00:09:29,216 --> 00:09:30,883
You ask a lot of
questions, Morty.
314
00:09:30,967 --> 00:09:32,218
Not very charismatic.
315
00:09:32,302 --> 00:09:33,677
It makes you kind of
an under...
316
00:09:33,762 --> 00:09:35,179
underfoot figure.
317
00:09:35,263 --> 00:09:36,430
Just take these shoes, Morty.
318
00:09:36,515 --> 00:09:38,265
They're sp...
special grappling shoes.
319
00:09:38,350 --> 00:09:40,601
When you're wearing these
things... ba... these babies,
320
00:09:40,685 --> 00:09:43,312
you can basically just walk on
any surface you want, Morty...
321
00:09:43,396 --> 00:09:45,314
up, down, below,
turn around to the left.
322
00:09:45,398 --> 00:09:47,233
These things really bring
it all together.
323
00:09:47,317 --> 00:09:48,943
Aah!
324
00:09:49,027 --> 00:09:50,194
You have to turn
them on, Morty!
325
00:09:51,238 --> 00:09:52,488
The shoes have
to be turned on!
326
00:09:52,572 --> 00:09:55,324
I am not putting my father in a home!
327
00:09:55,408 --> 00:09:57,284
He just came back
into my life,
328
00:09:57,369 --> 00:10:00,788
and you want to grab him and
stuff him under a mattress like
329
00:10:00,872 --> 00:10:02,331
last month's Victoria's Secret?
330
00:10:02,415 --> 00:10:04,875
I told you... I was ordering you
something for Valentine's Day.
331
00:10:04,960 --> 00:10:09,630
More importantly, your father is
a horrible influence on our son.
332
00:10:09,714 --> 00:10:10,965
Everything cool in here, Beth?
333
00:10:11,049 --> 00:10:11,882
It's fine, Davin.
334
00:10:11,967 --> 00:10:13,008
Okay, cool.
335
00:10:13,093 --> 00:10:14,510
You know, we did
something great today.
336
00:10:14,594 --> 00:10:18,097
There's nothing more noble and
free than the heart of a horse.
337
00:10:18,181 --> 00:10:20,599
Since we're fighting,
if you ever have an affair
338
00:10:20,684 --> 00:10:22,184
with that guy, I will
come to the hotel room
339
00:10:22,269 --> 00:10:24,728
and blow my brains out
all over your naked bodies.
340
00:10:24,813 --> 00:10:27,773
Look, I appreciate the
stress you're under, but
341
00:10:27,858 --> 00:10:30,151
Morty was having trouble in
school way before my dad moved
342
00:10:30,235 --> 00:10:33,529
in, and the only influence I
can see Rick having is that,
343
00:10:33,613 --> 00:10:36,740
for the first time in his life,
Morty has a friend.
344
00:10:39,327 --> 00:10:40,786
Well, maybe you're right.
345
00:10:40,871 --> 00:10:42,872
Uh, yeah, maybe I am.
346
00:10:42,956 --> 00:10:43,873
I'm my father's daughter.
347
00:10:43,957 --> 00:10:44,957
I'm smart.
348
00:10:45,041 --> 00:10:45,916
Why do you think
I'm a heart surgeon?
349
00:10:46,001 --> 00:10:46,834
Horse heart surgeon.
350
00:10:46,918 --> 00:10:48,252
- Hello?
- Mrs. Smith?
351
00:10:48,336 --> 00:10:49,879
This is Principal Vagina...
no relation.
352
00:10:49,963 --> 00:10:51,714
I wonder if you and Morty's
father might be able to have
353
00:10:51,798 --> 00:10:52,882
a chat with me
this afternoon?
354
00:10:55,719 --> 00:10:58,137
Morty, oh, you really d-did a
number on your legs right now.
355
00:10:59,472 --> 00:11:00,681
You know, you got to
turn the shoes on, Morty,
356
00:11:00,765 --> 00:11:01,932
for them to work.
357
00:11:02,017 --> 00:11:03,142
Yeah, look...
I turned mine on.
358
00:11:03,226 --> 00:11:04,476
I had no problem
getting down here.
359
00:11:04,561 --> 00:11:06,061
It was a leisurely breeze.
360
00:11:06,146 --> 00:11:07,396
I'm in a lot of pain, Rick.
361
00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:08,898
Yeah, I can see that.
362
00:11:08,982 --> 00:11:11,817
But do you think you'll still be
able to help me collect
363
00:11:11,902 --> 00:11:13,110
my seeds, Morty?
364
00:11:13,195 --> 00:11:14,111
Are you kidding me?!
365
00:11:14,196 --> 00:11:15,112
That's it, Rick!
366
00:11:15,197 --> 00:11:16,447
That's the last straw!
367
00:11:16,531 --> 00:11:18,407
I can't believe this...
I'm sitting here with both
368
00:11:18,491 --> 00:11:20,159
of my legs broken,
and you're still asking me
369
00:11:20,243 --> 00:11:21,785
about getting those seeds?!
370
00:11:21,870 --> 00:11:23,329
Ooh! Ow! Oh!
371
00:11:23,413 --> 00:11:24,705
Y-y-you're a monster.
372
00:11:24,789 --> 00:11:26,457
Y-you're like Hitler, but...
373
00:11:26,541 --> 00:11:28,584
but even Hitler cared about
Germany or something.
374
00:11:28,668 --> 00:11:30,294
Okay, hold on just a second,
Morty.
375
00:11:37,761 --> 00:11:41,764
Ooh.
376
00:11:41,848 --> 00:11:45,392
Ohh.
377
00:11:49,814 --> 00:11:51,482
Ooh.
378
00:11:52,525 --> 00:11:53,734
Wow, Rick.
379
00:11:53,818 --> 00:11:56,278
That stuff just healed
my broken legs instantly.
380
00:11:56,363 --> 00:11:59,573
I mean, I've never felt
so good in my life.
381
00:11:59,658 --> 00:12:00,574
Thank you.
382
00:12:00,659 --> 00:12:01,909
Don't worry about it, Morty.
383
00:12:01,993 --> 00:12:03,869
Just come help me get these
seeds, all right, buddy?
384
00:12:03,954 --> 00:12:05,120
Sure thing, Rick.
385
00:12:05,205 --> 00:12:06,705
Not that you asked, Morty,
but what just happened
386
00:12:06,790 --> 00:12:09,667
there is I went into a future
dimension with such advanced
387
00:12:09,751 --> 00:12:11,961
medicine that they had
broken-leg serum at every
388
00:12:12,045 --> 00:12:13,337
corner drugstore.
389
00:12:13,421 --> 00:12:14,588
The stuff was all over
the place, Morty.
390
00:12:14,673 --> 00:12:16,173
Wow, that's pretty crazy, Rick.
391
00:12:16,258 --> 00:12:17,591
There's just one problem,
Morty...
392
00:12:17,676 --> 00:12:18,801
one little hang-up.
393
00:12:18,885 --> 00:12:20,469
The dimension I visited was so
advanced,
394
00:12:20,553 --> 00:12:22,680
they had also halted
the aging process,
395
00:12:22,764 --> 00:12:24,181
and everyone there was young,
Morty,
396
00:12:24,266 --> 00:12:25,391
and they
had been forever.
397
00:12:25,475 --> 00:12:27,059
I was the only old
person there, Morty.
398
00:12:27,143 --> 00:12:29,270
It was like I was some
sort of, you know, celebrity,
399
00:12:29,354 --> 00:12:30,521
walking around.
400
00:12:30,605 --> 00:12:31,981
I-I was fascinating to them.
401
00:12:32,065 --> 00:12:34,316
There were a lot of attractive
women there, Morty, and they...
402
00:12:34,401 --> 00:12:35,985
they... they...
they all wanted time with me.
403
00:12:36,069 --> 00:12:37,820
I had a lot of fun with
a lot of young ladies,
404
00:12:37,904 --> 00:12:39,488
but I spent so
much time there,
405
00:12:39,572 --> 00:12:40,948
my interdimensional
portal device...
406
00:12:41,032 --> 00:12:42,658
it's got no charge left, Morty.
407
00:12:42,742 --> 00:12:43,701
It's got no charge left.
408
00:12:43,785 --> 00:12:44,618
What?!
409
00:12:44,703 --> 00:12:45,786
It's as good as
garbage, Morty.
410
00:12:45,870 --> 00:12:46,829
It's not gonna
work anymore, Morty.
411
00:12:46,913 --> 00:12:47,997
Oh, geez, Rick,
that's not good.
412
00:12:48,081 --> 00:12:49,707
W-what are we gonna do?
413
00:12:49,791 --> 00:12:51,875
I-I have to be back
at school right now.
414
00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:53,168
How are we gonna
get back home?
415
00:12:53,253 --> 00:12:54,795
There's ways to
get back home, Morty.
416
00:12:54,879 --> 00:12:56,755
It's just... it's just gonna
be a little bit of a hassle.
417
00:12:56,840 --> 00:12:58,590
We're gonna have to go through
Interdimensional Customs,
418
00:12:58,675 --> 00:13:01,093
so you're gonna have
to do me a real solid.
419
00:13:01,177 --> 00:13:02,094
Uh-oh.
420
00:13:02,178 --> 00:13:03,429
When we get to Customs,
421
00:13:03,513 --> 00:13:05,514
I'm gonna need you to take
these seeds into the bathroom,
422
00:13:05,598 --> 00:13:07,057
and I'm gonna need you
to put them way up
423
00:13:07,142 --> 00:13:08,058
inside your butthole, Morty.
424
00:13:08,143 --> 00:13:09,351
In my butt?
425
00:13:09,436 --> 00:13:11,061
Put them way up inside there,
as far as they can fit.
426
00:13:11,146 --> 00:13:12,271
Oh, geez, Rick.
427
00:13:12,355 --> 00:13:13,564
I really don't want
to have to do that.
428
00:13:13,648 --> 00:13:15,107
Well, somebody's got
to do it, Morty.
429
00:13:15,191 --> 00:13:18,110
Th-these seeds aren't gonna get
through Customs unless they're
430
00:13:18,194 --> 00:13:19,153
in someone's rectum, Morty.
431
00:13:20,322 --> 00:13:21,405
And they'll fall
right out of mine.
432
00:13:21,489 --> 00:13:23,073
I've done this
too many times, Morty.
433
00:13:23,158 --> 00:13:24,283
I mean, you're young.
434
00:13:24,367 --> 00:13:26,201
You've got your whole
life ahead of you,
435
00:13:26,286 --> 00:13:28,454
and your anal cavity is
still taut, yet malleable.
436
00:13:28,538 --> 00:13:29,872
You got to do it
for Grandpa, Morty.
437
00:13:29,956 --> 00:13:31,707
Y-you've got to put these
seeds inside your butt.
438
00:13:31,791 --> 00:13:32,583
In my butt?
439
00:13:32,667 --> 00:13:33,500
Come on, Morty.
440
00:13:33,585 --> 00:13:34,418
Please, Morty.
441
00:13:34,502 --> 00:13:35,544
You have to do it, Morty.
442
00:13:35,628 --> 00:13:36,545
Oh, man.
443
00:13:38,006 --> 00:13:40,341
The fact is, your son, Morty,
has attended this school for a
444
00:13:40,425 --> 00:13:42,801
total of seven hours over
the last two months.
445
00:13:42,886 --> 00:13:44,428
What? Why didn't
you notify us?
446
00:13:44,512 --> 00:13:46,305
I done been notifying you.
447
00:13:46,389 --> 00:13:47,681
Have you not been
getting the messages
448
00:13:47,766 --> 00:13:49,099
I've been leaving with Morty's
grandfather?
449
00:13:49,184 --> 00:13:50,267
Boom!
450
00:13:50,352 --> 00:13:51,894
Told you! In your face!
451
00:13:51,978 --> 00:13:53,771
He is ruining our child!
452
00:13:53,855 --> 00:13:55,272
Wait, what am I celebrating?
453
00:13:55,357 --> 00:13:56,982
Yeah, see, I thought
something was fishy there,
454
00:13:57,067 --> 00:13:58,442
because it's usually Morty's
grandpa that's taking
455
00:13:58,526 --> 00:13:59,318
him out of school.
456
00:13:59,402 --> 00:14:00,319
Summer?
457
00:14:00,403 --> 00:14:03,739
What kind of God lets this happen?
458
00:14:03,823 --> 00:14:04,907
We had a little incident.
459
00:14:04,991 --> 00:14:06,617
A student was
frozen to death.
460
00:14:06,701 --> 00:14:09,745
And there's no evidence that
a Latino student did it!
461
00:14:09,829 --> 00:14:11,413
Everyone wants to take
this to a racial place.
462
00:14:11,498 --> 00:14:12,915
I won't let them.
463
00:14:12,999 --> 00:14:16,960
The Glarp Zone is for flarping
and unglarping only.
464
00:14:17,045 --> 00:14:19,963
So, I told him,
"Give me the Blimfarx," you know?
465
00:14:20,048 --> 00:14:21,548
This... this guy...
466
00:14:21,633 --> 00:14:22,925
he doesn't understand
interstellar currency.
467
00:14:23,009 --> 00:14:24,718
It's, like, I'm trying
to eat a Flimflam...
468
00:14:24,803 --> 00:14:26,887
like, that's what
we eat on Girvonesk.
469
00:14:26,971 --> 00:14:29,765
The glarp zone is for
flarping and unglarping only.
470
00:14:29,849 --> 00:14:31,058
I don't like it here, Morty.
471
00:14:31,142 --> 00:14:32,393
I can't abide bureaucracy.
472
00:14:32,477 --> 00:14:34,186
I don't like being told
where to go and what to do.
473
00:14:34,270 --> 00:14:35,604
I consider it a violation.
474
00:14:35,688 --> 00:14:37,189
Did you get those seeds
all the way up your butt?
475
00:14:37,273 --> 00:14:38,315
Yeah, Rick.
476
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:39,691
Let's just get
this over with, okay?
477
00:14:39,776 --> 00:14:41,360
I mean, these things are pointy.
They hurt.
478
00:14:41,444 --> 00:14:42,611
That means they're
good ones.
479
00:14:42,695 --> 00:14:44,071
You're a good kid, Morty.
480
00:14:44,155 --> 00:14:46,365
Those Mega seeds are super
valuable to my work.
481
00:14:46,449 --> 00:14:48,117
You've been a huge help to me.
482
00:14:48,201 --> 00:14:50,577
I'm gonna be able to do
all kinds of things with them.
483
00:14:50,662 --> 00:14:52,496
It's gonna be great, Morty.
484
00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:53,705
All kinds of science.
485
00:14:53,790 --> 00:14:55,082
Okay, next through.
486
00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:56,959
Except you. You go over there.
487
00:14:57,043 --> 00:14:58,085
Why does he have
to go over there?
488
00:14:58,169 --> 00:14:59,211
Random check.
489
00:14:59,295 --> 00:15:00,295
He's got to go through
the new machine.
490
00:15:00,380 --> 00:15:01,380
What new...
what new machine?
491
00:15:01,464 --> 00:15:02,506
It's a new machine.
492
00:15:02,590 --> 00:15:03,882
It detects stuff all
the way up your butt.
493
00:15:03,967 --> 00:15:05,634
Run, Morty! Run!
494
00:15:05,718 --> 00:15:06,802
Aah!
495
00:15:06,886 --> 00:15:07,803
Red alert!
496
00:15:20,316 --> 00:15:22,067
Ohhhhh!
497
00:15:30,285 --> 00:15:31,827
Hey! Ohhhhhh.
498
00:15:32,871 --> 00:15:33,704
Aah!
499
00:15:33,788 --> 00:15:34,830
Don't think about it!
500
00:15:36,833 --> 00:15:38,500
Ooh!
501
00:15:41,296 --> 00:15:42,212
Oh, nice, Morty!
502
00:15:42,297 --> 00:15:43,547
The student becomes
the teacher.
503
00:15:52,223 --> 00:15:53,474
Whoooooo!
504
00:15:53,558 --> 00:15:56,018
Aah!
505
00:15:56,102 --> 00:15:57,686
Aw, hell, no, dawg.
506
00:15:57,770 --> 00:15:58,979
You know me...
I'm just trying to...
507
00:15:59,063 --> 00:16:01,231
Aah!
508
00:16:04,110 --> 00:16:06,153
I need to type in the coordinates
to our home world, Morty.
509
00:16:06,237 --> 00:16:07,696
Cover me.
- Oh, man.
510
00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:09,698
I mean, you know, I-I
don't want to shoot nobody.
511
00:16:09,782 --> 00:16:10,866
They're just robots, Morty!
512
00:16:10,950 --> 00:16:12,034
It's okay to shoot them!
513
00:16:12,118 --> 00:16:13,118
They're robots!
514
00:16:13,203 --> 00:16:15,162
Aah!
515
00:16:15,246 --> 00:16:16,580
My leg is shot off!
516
00:16:16,664 --> 00:16:17,998
Glenn's bleeding to death!
517
00:16:18,082 --> 00:16:20,167
Someone call his wife
and children!
518
00:16:20,251 --> 00:16:21,293
They're not robots, Rick!
519
00:16:21,377 --> 00:16:22,628
It's a figure of
speech, Morty.
520
00:16:22,712 --> 00:16:23,670
They're bureaucrats.
521
00:16:23,755 --> 00:16:24,713
I don't respect them.
522
00:16:24,797 --> 00:16:25,964
Just keep shooting, Morty.
523
00:16:26,049 --> 00:16:28,634
You have no idea what
prison is like here!
524
00:16:31,554 --> 00:16:33,055
Holy crap!
This is insane!
525
00:16:43,399 --> 00:16:44,358
Come on, Morty!
526
00:16:44,442 --> 00:16:45,734
We got to get the
hell out of here!
527
00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:51,281
Wow.
528
00:16:51,366 --> 00:16:53,700
Did you just come into the
cafeteria through a portal?
529
00:16:53,785 --> 00:16:55,077
Uh, yeah.
530
00:16:55,161 --> 00:16:57,871
Well, you know, my... my
Ferrari's in the shop.
531
00:16:59,415 --> 00:17:00,290
Ju... just kidding.
532
00:17:00,375 --> 00:17:01,959
You're Morty, right?
- Yeah.
533
00:17:02,043 --> 00:17:03,126
You can get
his number later.
534
00:17:03,211 --> 00:17:04,920
Come on, Morty. We got
to get out of here.
535
00:17:05,004 --> 00:17:06,213
You got to get those
seeds out of your ass.
536
00:17:06,297 --> 00:17:07,339
Oh, look, honey.
537
00:17:07,423 --> 00:17:09,633
It's our son with
Albert Ein-douche.
538
00:17:09,717 --> 00:17:10,801
What?
539
00:17:10,885 --> 00:17:12,302
I'm an angry father,
not an improvisor.
540
00:17:12,387 --> 00:17:13,595
Oh, hi, Jerry.
541
00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:15,264
Oh, my goodness, Morty!
542
00:17:15,348 --> 00:17:16,932
What are you
doing out of class?
543
00:17:17,016 --> 00:17:18,225
We talked about this.
544
00:17:18,309 --> 00:17:20,102
Your... your parents and
I are very disappointed in...
545
00:17:20,186 --> 00:17:22,771
in this behavior.
546
00:17:22,855 --> 00:17:24,648
No? No takers?
547
00:17:24,732 --> 00:17:26,817
You guys should really not
be touching that stuff.
548
00:17:26,901 --> 00:17:27,859
It's beyond your reasoning.
549
00:17:27,944 --> 00:17:28,860
You're beyond our reasoning!
550
00:17:28,945 --> 00:17:30,237
Takes one to know one.
551
00:17:30,321 --> 00:17:34,741
Dad, how could you make my
son miss an entire semester of school?
552
00:17:34,826 --> 00:17:36,243
I mean, it's not like
he's a hot girl.
553
00:17:36,327 --> 00:17:38,287
He can't just bail on
his life and set up shop
554
00:17:38,371 --> 00:17:39,538
in someone else's.
555
00:17:39,622 --> 00:17:40,789
What... what are you
guys doing with my stuff?
556
00:17:40,873 --> 00:17:43,542
We're moving you...
to a nursing home.
557
00:17:43,626 --> 00:17:44,543
A nursing home?
558
00:17:44,627 --> 00:17:45,669
What are...
what are you, nuts?
559
00:17:45,753 --> 00:17:46,712
I'm a genius.
560
00:17:46,796 --> 00:17:48,130
I build robots for fun.
561
00:17:48,214 --> 00:17:50,215
Well, now you can build baskets
and watch Paul Newman movies
562
00:17:50,300 --> 00:17:53,594
on VHS and mentally scar the
Boy Scouts every Christmas.
563
00:17:53,678 --> 00:17:54,511
What does that mean?
564
00:17:54,596 --> 00:17:55,429
It's personal.
565
00:17:55,513 --> 00:17:56,763
Dad, mom, c-come on.
566
00:17:56,848 --> 00:17:59,099
Rick just needed
my help is all.
567
00:17:59,183 --> 00:18:00,475
Morty, stay out of this.
568
00:18:00,560 --> 00:18:04,187
You are obviously not capable
of judging these situations on your own.
569
00:18:04,272 --> 00:18:05,439
What are you trying
to say about Morty?
570
00:18:05,523 --> 00:18:06,523
That he's stupid
or something?
571
00:18:06,608 --> 00:18:07,899
Oh, don't high-road us, Dad.
572
00:18:07,984 --> 00:18:10,986
You know fully well that Morty
is the last child that needs to
573
00:18:11,070 --> 00:18:12,279
be missing classes.
574
00:18:12,363 --> 00:18:14,197
I-I-I don't know what
you mean by that.
575
00:18:14,282 --> 00:18:15,824
Can... can... can you be a
little bit more specific?
576
00:18:15,908 --> 00:18:17,117
Oh, for crying out...
577
00:18:17,201 --> 00:18:18,869
he's got some kind of
disability or something.
578
00:18:18,953 --> 00:18:20,287
Is that what you
want us to say?
579
00:18:20,371 --> 00:18:21,788
I do?
580
00:18:21,873 --> 00:18:23,540
Well, duh doy, son.
581
00:18:23,625 --> 00:18:27,252
Look, I love you, Morty, but we
both know you're not as fast as
582
00:18:27,337 --> 00:18:29,379
the other kids, and if you
want to compete in this world,
583
00:18:29,464 --> 00:18:31,298
you got to work
twice as hard.
584
00:18:31,382 --> 00:18:32,716
Aw, geez, Dad.
585
00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:35,594
Y-you know, that's a lot
to drop on a kid all at once.
586
00:18:35,678 --> 00:18:38,180
Morty, t-tell your parents
the square root of Pi.
587
00:18:38,264 --> 00:18:39,598
Oh, come on, Rick.
588
00:18:39,682 --> 00:18:40,641
You know I can't.
589
00:18:40,725 --> 00:18:41,767
The square root of Pi,
Morty... go.
590
00:18:41,851 --> 00:18:44,895
1.77245385.
591
00:18:44,979 --> 00:18:46,313
Whoa!
592
00:18:46,397 --> 00:18:47,689
What the hell?
593
00:18:47,774 --> 00:18:49,316
Holy crap. He's right.
594
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,318
Morty, tell your parents
the first Law of
595
00:18:51,402 --> 00:18:52,694
Thermodynamics.
596
00:18:52,779 --> 00:18:55,864
"The increment in the internal
energy of a system is equal to
597
00:18:55,948 --> 00:18:57,616
the increment of heat
supplied to the system."
598
00:18:57,700 --> 00:18:59,451
Wow! I'm so smart!
599
00:18:59,535 --> 00:19:00,786
But...
600
00:19:00,870 --> 00:19:01,745
I told the both of you...
601
00:19:01,829 --> 00:19:02,704
school is stupid.
602
00:19:02,789 --> 00:19:03,997
It's not how you learn things.
603
00:19:04,082 --> 00:19:05,207
Morty's a gifted child.
604
00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:06,667
He has a special mind.
605
00:19:06,751 --> 00:19:07,918
That's why he's
my little helper.
606
00:19:08,002 --> 00:19:09,461
He's like me.
607
00:19:09,545 --> 00:19:12,214
He's gonna be doing great
science stuff later in his life.
608
00:19:12,298 --> 00:19:13,632
He's too smart for school.
609
00:19:13,716 --> 00:19:16,843
H-he needs to keep hanging out
and helping me.
610
00:19:16,928 --> 00:19:19,763
Jerry, I don't want whatever's
happening here to stop.
611
00:19:19,847 --> 00:19:21,306
No, I-I understand.
612
00:19:21,391 --> 00:19:23,350
Uh, maybe we overreacted.
613
00:19:23,434 --> 00:19:26,103
But he has to keep
going to school.
614
00:19:26,187 --> 00:19:27,479
Okay, Jerry.
615
00:19:27,563 --> 00:19:28,897
You drive a hard bargain,
616
00:19:28,981 --> 00:19:30,315
but what am
I supposed to do?
617
00:19:30,400 --> 00:19:31,817
Say... say no?
618
00:19:31,901 --> 00:19:33,902
You... you really wear
the pants around here.
619
00:19:33,986 --> 00:19:35,779
I just want you to know,
between us, from now on,
620
00:19:35,863 --> 00:19:38,156
it's gonna be 100%
honesty and open,
621
00:19:38,241 --> 00:19:39,491
clear communication.
622
00:19:39,575 --> 00:19:41,868
Frank Palicky was
frozen to death today!
623
00:19:41,953 --> 00:19:42,911
No idea what you're
talking about.
624
00:19:43,996 --> 00:19:45,247
Okay.
625
00:19:45,331 --> 00:19:47,791
Well, uh, Morty,
it's your bedtime in an hour.
626
00:19:47,875 --> 00:19:49,418
Don't stay up
all night again.
627
00:19:49,502 --> 00:19:50,794
This is good, though.
628
00:19:50,878 --> 00:19:52,170
This can work.
629
00:19:52,255 --> 00:19:54,256
I think we can be a family.
630
00:19:54,340 --> 00:19:56,717
And now, Beth,
if you'll have me,
631
00:19:56,801 --> 00:19:58,677
I would love to have you.
632
00:19:58,761 --> 00:19:59,845
You know what?
633
00:19:59,929 --> 00:20:01,179
Okay.
634
00:20:01,264 --> 00:20:02,973
Holy cow, Rick.
635
00:20:03,057 --> 00:20:05,434
I didn't know hanging out with
you was making me smarter.
636
00:20:05,518 --> 00:20:07,436
Full disclosure, Morty...
it's not.
637
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:10,480
Temporary superintelligence is
just a side effect of the
638
00:20:10,565 --> 00:20:12,274
Mega seeds dissolving in
your rectal cavity.
639
00:20:12,358 --> 00:20:13,567
Aw, man.
640
00:20:13,651 --> 00:20:16,027
Yeah, and once those
seeds wear off,
641
00:20:16,112 --> 00:20:17,821
you're gonna lose most
of your motor skills,
642
00:20:17,905 --> 00:20:20,782
and you're also gonna lose
a significant amount of
643
00:20:20,867 --> 00:20:22,200
brain functionality
for 72 hours, Morty.
644
00:20:22,285 --> 00:20:24,870
Starting
right about now.
645
00:20:24,954 --> 00:20:25,912
Ohh, man.
646
00:20:25,997 --> 00:20:28,206
Oh, geez! Ohh.
647
00:20:28,291 --> 00:20:30,250
I'm sorry, Morty.
It's a bummer.
648
00:20:30,334 --> 00:20:32,043
In reality, you're
as dumb as they come.
649
00:20:32,128 --> 00:20:33,837
And I needed those
seeds real bad,
650
00:20:33,921 --> 00:20:36,047
and I had to give them up just
to get your parents off my back,
651
00:20:36,132 --> 00:20:38,049
so now we're gonna
have to go get more.
652
00:20:38,134 --> 00:20:39,843
And then we're gonna go on even
more adventures after that,
653
00:20:39,927 --> 00:20:41,178
Morty.
654
00:20:41,262 --> 00:20:43,054
And you're gonna keep your mouth
shut about it, Morty,
655
00:20:43,139 --> 00:20:45,015
because the world is full of
idiots that don't understand
656
00:20:45,099 --> 00:20:46,183
what's important,
657
00:20:46,267 --> 00:20:47,559
and they'll tear us apart,
Morty.
658
00:20:47,643 --> 00:20:50,228
But if you stick with me, I'm
gonna accomplish great things,
659
00:20:50,313 --> 00:20:52,314
Morty, and you're gonna be
part of them, and together,
660
00:20:52,398 --> 00:20:53,607
we're gonna run around, Morty.
661
00:20:53,691 --> 00:20:55,275
We're gonna do all kinds of
wonderful things, Morty.
662
00:20:55,359 --> 00:20:56,276
Just you and me, Morty.
663
00:20:56,360 --> 00:20:57,360
Oh, no, no.
664
00:20:57,445 --> 00:20:58,779
The outside world
is our enemy, Morty.
665
00:20:58,863 --> 00:21:01,323
We're the only
friends we've got, Morty.
666
00:21:01,407 --> 00:21:02,574
It's just Rick and Morty...
667
00:21:02,658 --> 00:21:04,826
Rick and Morty
and their adventures, Morty.
668
00:21:04,911 --> 00:21:06,620
Rick and Morty forever
and forever.
669
00:21:06,704 --> 00:21:08,497
100 years,
Rick and Morty's things.
670
00:21:08,581 --> 00:21:11,792
Me and Rick and Morty running
around, and Rick and Morty time.
671
00:21:11,876 --> 00:21:14,211
All day long, forever.
672
00:21:14,295 --> 00:21:15,837
All... a hundred days.
673
00:21:15,922 --> 00:21:17,756
Rick and Morty forever...
100 times.
674
00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:20,759
Over and over,
rickandmortyadventures.com.
675
00:21:20,843 --> 00:21:23,762
www.rickandmorty.com.
676
00:21:23,846 --> 00:21:26,014
www.rickandmortyadventures.
677
00:21:26,098 --> 00:21:27,682
All 100 years.
678
00:21:27,767 --> 00:21:30,352
Every minute, rickandmorty.com.
679
00:21:30,436 --> 00:21:34,147
www.100timesrickandmorty.com.
680
00:21:55,586 --> 00:21:57,504
It's a good-a show!
9999
00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00
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