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[indistinct chatter]
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-Aah!
-Oh! Oh, sorry.
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Oh, Goopy. Aw, it's okay.
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Hey, Federov, you know you can
replicate a larger towel, right?
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It's not his fault.
We're all packed in here.
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Yeah, I love the Cerritos,
but it's a workhorse.
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It definitely wasn't designed
for all this crew.
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Usually I don't mind the lack
of personal space,
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but recently
it's been too chaotic.
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I don't know,
I think it's kind of fun.
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We're in the middle
of the action, you know?
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We're getting our hands dirty,
even when we sleep.
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-[screaming]
-[gasps] Huh?
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-[indistinct shouting]
-I am Minooki.
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Oh, boy, we got a ancient mask
situation here.
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The what now?
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This is, like,
the third time it's happened.
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Stop touching masks.
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I will rebuild my palace.
[laughing]
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-No, no, no. Captain!
-Zenrox, tilling his fields.
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-In the spring. The spring!
-[Freeman laughs]
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-You cannot contain Minooki.
-KAYSHON: Captain!
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-Jerna, before the dawn!
-RANSOM: Captain!
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Oh, yeah, it's super fun
to be in the action.
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I just tuned that.
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♪
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♪
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♪
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FREEMAN: Captain's log:
once again, theCerritos
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was partially transformed
into a temple
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while I was inhabited
by the spirit of Minooki.
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Starfleet has to come up
with a better way
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to handle these D'Arsay
archive situations.
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Lieutenant Commander Billups
and his engineers
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have been working
around the clock
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to repair the systems that
turned into vines and aqueducts,
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and I'm worried
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the additional work
has taken an emotional toll.
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Well, it's taken some time,
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but we've removed
all the sacrificial altars
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from the essential systems,
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and the ship is almost clear
of the crazy mess you made.
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Uh, that Minooki made.
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Right, right, of course. Sorry.
It's been a long day.
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You've been working
for a week straight.
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[chuckles] Oh, have I?
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Well, I guess time's
lost all meaning. [laughs]
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Dr. T'Ana's raised some
concerns, Lieutenant Commander.
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Her medical opinion
is that you are
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"a [bleep]ing pile of stress."
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I'm fine! The doc just
needs to stay in her lane,
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'cause I don't go down
to her sickbay
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and tell her
how to hypo her sprays.
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[sighs]
I've been leaning on your team
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pretty hard the last month,
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and we've got this huge project
with the Carlsbadcoming up.
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Ho-ho. More work. Great.
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You can admit
when you need a break.
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It's not a sign of weakness.
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I'm not weak! [grunts]
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-[crying]
-Ugh.
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Let it all out.
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FREEMAN:
This little breakdown
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is exactly why I arranged
a therapeutic getaway
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for you and your team.
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-A-a getaway?
-That's right. Captain's orders.
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Now, who's ready for the most
relaxing mandatory vacation
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of their lives?
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[all tiredly voicing assent]
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You're bringing
a tricorder instruction manual
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-on your spa trip?
-Aah!
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Yeah, something fun to read
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in case
all the relaxing gets boring.
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Mm. I better take two.
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With the captain gone,
we're just gonna have to be
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in standby, so you won't be
missing out on much here.
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Well, there's the room lottery.
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Oh, right.
I forgot that was coming up.
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Four separate quarters
opened up on Deck One.
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Deck One?
Those are the penthouse suites.
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[gasps] I could fit
so many beakers in there.
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The next time Captain's
possessed by a haunted mask,
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I could just close the door.
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So I am missing out.
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Don't worry about it, man.
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We'll enter your name
into the lottery.
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Not like it'll matter.
Room lottery has always been
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weighted for higher stations.
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Lower deckers don't end up
in fancy rooms.
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Who knows?
Maybe we'll get lucky.
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-[grunts]
-[gasps] Aah!
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-I'm sorry.
-Goopy! Get back here. [groans]
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-[squeaking]
-[panting]
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[muttering]
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-[chirping]
-[gasps, sighs]
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ASIF:
It'll be super easy.
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[gasps]
[whispering]: Delta shift.
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We access the terminal
on Deck Nine,
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change a few lines of code,
then the stupid
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lottery algorithm
will have to pick us.
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Uh, but what about
the turbolift records?
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We're gonna get caught.
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ASIF:
Not if we go in the back way.
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There's no active monitoring
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in the auxiliary corridors.
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We'll be untraceable.
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You're right.
Deck One, here we come.
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-[whooping]
-[Moxy and Asif whooping]
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[laughter]
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Ugh.
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And then they all laughed
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in that mean,
Delta shift way they do.
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Ugh. Delta shift's the worst.
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How are they even in Starfleet?
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They should all just
join the Maquis.
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Well, those jerks figured out
how to rig the lottery
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using an air-gapped terminal.
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Oh, they're definitely getting
those Deck One rooms.
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No, no way. No, we got
to get to that terminal
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and beat them
at their own game.
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[gasps]
But isn't that... cheating?
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So is the whole room lottery.
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Look, after all the times
we've been cheated,
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we'll just be
evening things out.
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And if we don't do something,
they will.
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Ooh, I've always wanted
to explore an ethical gray area.
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Yes! Let's go gray area
the [bleep] out of Delta shift.
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Ah, Captain Freeman
and her engineers.
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Welcome to the Dove.
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I'm Toz, and my mission
is your relaxation.
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I understand
your department's been
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under some intense pressure.
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Right, well, you know,
just doing our job,
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so, uh, how long is this
gonna take, anyway?
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Here on the Dove,we've mastered
the science of relaxation.
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Wrist bands, lemonade.
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These bands monitor
your tension levels,
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so we can adjust your treatment
accordingly.
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Yellow indicates you're all
experiencing moderate stress.
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But soon enough, we'll have you
green across the board.
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The puppy playpen is one
of our most popular offerings.
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For the more deviant among you,
we also have kittens.
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No judgment.
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Our baths feature mud
imported directly
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from the healing bogs
of Tellar Prime.
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Temperature
and viscosity are bespoke.
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Everyone has a different way
of relaxing.
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[yelling]
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-[laughing]
-Look at the joy on his face.
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He's actually gone
way over his time.
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We're afraid to end his session.
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We can't wait to see
what you have prepared for us.
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Isn't that right, Mr. Billup...?
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Billups, what are you doing?
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[yawns] Oh, sorry, yeah,
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we noticed that the-the hatch,
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uh, the, you know,
the sliding hatch--
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-it wasn't operating at, uh...
-[grunts]
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-We fixed the door.
-[sighs]
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Hmm. We must begin
the program immediately.
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Here's the terminal room.
The Deltas are going there
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through the auxiliary corridors,
but we can get there faster
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if we cut
through the maintenance systems.
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It's gonna be a hike,
and probably some tight fits,
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but it should
get us there first.
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Hey, I will gladly get
chin-deep in a waste conduit
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if it means beating
those stupid Deltas.
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All right, well, the shortcut
starts through a panel
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in the back of Holodeck Three.
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TENDI:
Ugh, there's a program running.
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I guess we're gonna have
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-to wait it out.
-No time.
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Just stay low.
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-[indistinct chatter]
-Huh. Oh, I know what this is.
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I think this is what people used
to use to store their money.
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It's called a bonk?
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Oh, what a boring program.
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[nerdy voice]:
Uh, yes, hello.
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I'd like to withdraw some paper
with no intrinsic value.
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[chuckles]
[regular voice]: Money.
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[T'Ana roars]
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Aah!
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Everybody down!
This is a robbery!
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Hands up where I can see 'em.
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I didn't wake up today planning
on blowing anyone's brains out,
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but don't push me.
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-[gunfire]
-[grunts]
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Son of a...
Oh, [bleep], it's the Feds!
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-Over here.
-FED: You're surrounded!
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T'ANA:
Bring it, scumbags.
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We're not scared of you!
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-Aah!
-[rapid gunfire]
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[T'Ana laughing]
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Computer, deactivate
safety protocols.
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-What?!
-Eat hot lead!
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-[laughing]
-Computer, pause program.
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[gasps, whimpers]
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Aah! Mm.
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What the hell?!
I was about to blast 'em.
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[sighs] What are we doing?
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The usual: we off these Feds,
and once our blood's pumping,
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we'll do the nasty
on the counter
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-and make the hostages watch.
-Aw, geez.
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SHAXS: No, I mean
what are we doing,
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-as a couple?
-Ew, just shoot me instead.
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What are you talking about?
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You love crime play.
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SHAXS:
When was the last time
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you asked me about my dreams?
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Or how my mission went?
I died,
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and we never even
talked about it.
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Does baby need to suckle
on one of mama's...
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-Will you put those away, Diane?
-Ugh.
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-Diane is her kinky sex name?
-This is worse
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-than the shootout.
-I am more than a rock-hard body
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-for you to scramble around on.
-Okay, we have to go.
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-Got it.
-SHAXS: I want us to share
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-our feelings, our secrets.
-In here.
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Okay, bigs,
I'll tell you a secret.
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It's something I would kill
if anyone else ever knew.
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Oh, God, hurry, hurry.
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I've never told anyone
how I lost my tail.
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Oh, yes.
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-BOIMLER: Tendi, come on.
-No, no, no.
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I've always wanted to know.
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Hey, can we, uh, set the mood?
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Computer, resume program.
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-T'ANA: I was on the Algonquin.
-[gunfire]
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Aah! Aw, man.
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BOIMLER: All right,
we're making great time.
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No way is Delta shift beating us
to that terminal.
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They better not.
This is taking forever.
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Well, I think the view
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from our new quarters
will more than make up for it.
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Plus, we're in parts of the
ship almost nobody gets to see.
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I think this is super cool.
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Ugh. [gags] Ugh.
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Uh, if by super cool
you mean super gross.
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Why do we even
have a swamp on board?
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We're under the hydroponics bay.
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It's great
for biomedical research,
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or just for flower fans.
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What kind of weirdo signs up
245
00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:01,862
for a job
in outer space just to garden?
246
00:10:01,905 --> 00:10:03,167
[birds singing]
247
00:10:03,211 --> 00:10:05,605
Ah, the path to Kamata
in spring.
248
00:10:05,648 --> 00:10:07,650
Whoop. Oh, Gramble,
249
00:10:07,694 --> 00:10:10,610
his throat slit
by his mistress.
250
00:10:10,653 --> 00:10:13,090
[gasps]
251
00:10:13,134 --> 00:10:14,831
A Tamarian defrin root.
252
00:10:14,875 --> 00:10:16,441
They can grow without water.
253
00:10:16,485 --> 00:10:18,356
All they need is high levels
of nitrous oxide.
254
00:10:18,400 --> 00:10:20,489
Uh, is it safe for us
to be breathing that?
255
00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:22,534
Oh. Well, I know
Orions are immune
256
00:10:22,578 --> 00:10:23,797
to its hallucinogenic
properties.
257
00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:26,800
[distorted]:
But as for humans...
258
00:10:26,843 --> 00:10:28,758
Um...
259
00:10:28,802 --> 00:10:30,586
Boimler, what is up
with your head?
260
00:10:30,630 --> 00:10:32,675
You look like
a goddamn sea creature.
261
00:10:32,719 --> 00:10:34,285
[giggling]
262
00:10:34,329 --> 00:10:38,420
My head? What about your arms?
[laughing]
263
00:10:38,463 --> 00:10:40,857
Yeah, I mean,
I don't hate it, though.
264
00:10:40,901 --> 00:10:43,599
Hey, guys, this is actually
so funny. Look at this.
265
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:47,124
It says oxygen levels
are depleting. [laughing]
266
00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:50,214
[laughs]
I can taste sounds? What?
267
00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:51,955
[high-pitched voice]:
We have to get out of here.
268
00:10:51,999 --> 00:10:54,088
[mocking]: Oh, we have to
get out of here. [chuckles]
269
00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:57,091
BOIMLER [echoing]:
How? It's a maze.
270
00:10:57,134 --> 00:10:58,919
What? What...
271
00:10:58,962 --> 00:11:00,398
-what maze?
-BOIMLER: Okay,
272
00:11:00,442 --> 00:11:02,009
you guys stay here
and feed the rabbits.
273
00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:03,619
I'm gonna find a way
through this maze. [panting]
274
00:11:03,663 --> 00:11:06,448
-No! What?!
-I am trapped inside of an egg.
275
00:11:06,491 --> 00:11:08,102
-Come on.
-No, leave me alone.
276
00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:09,886
-I don't want to hatch.
-Ooh, I've found the door.
277
00:11:09,930 --> 00:11:11,758
-Ugh. We have to go. Now.
-No, I do.
278
00:11:11,801 --> 00:11:14,151
-[alarm beeps]
-[Boimler grunts]
279
00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:16,023
-[grunts]
-Ow!
280
00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:17,851
-I said go! Hyah! Hyah!
-[whimpers]
281
00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:19,853
-Why are you being so mean? Ow.
-[grunting]
282
00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:22,246
[grunts, sighs]
283
00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:23,900
[heavy breathing]
284
00:11:23,944 --> 00:11:26,686
Whew. Sorry-sorry
about that whole egg thing.
285
00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:29,340
That's okay.
I'm sorry I made you hatch.
286
00:11:30,385 --> 00:11:33,127
It's okay. It's just,
oh, it was so warm in there.
287
00:11:34,171 --> 00:11:37,958
Ooh, that Tellarite mud bath
was phenomenal.
288
00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:40,221
I'm glad you enjoyed it,
and even more pleased
289
00:11:40,264 --> 00:11:43,615
to see your team taking full
advantage of our sand garden.
290
00:11:43,659 --> 00:11:47,054
Feeling your stress
slide away into the sand?
291
00:11:47,097 --> 00:11:49,143
Oh, yeah.
Oh, we're really cookin'.
292
00:11:49,186 --> 00:11:51,319
Oh, nice. Wait a minute.
293
00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:53,147
Is that a design schematic?
294
00:11:53,190 --> 00:11:55,192
Yup. This little honey
will improve the Cerritos
295
00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:57,717
engine efficiency by .5%.
296
00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:58,761
No. No, no, no, no, no.
297
00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,720
You are here to relax.
298
00:12:00,763 --> 00:12:03,418
Like, look.
Meredith's got the right idea.
299
00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:06,769
Mmm. Right there.
That's the spot.
300
00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:09,119
Ensign, working out
all those kinks?
301
00:12:09,163 --> 00:12:11,339
Oh, yeah, it's just about ready
to get tested.
302
00:12:11,382 --> 00:12:14,864
I'm sorry. Excuse me?
Ugh. This is unbelievable.
303
00:12:14,908 --> 00:12:16,823
Sorry. Was I the only one
sneaking in a little build time?
304
00:12:16,866 --> 00:12:18,694
FREEMAN [muttering]: They won't
relax. Why won't they relax?
305
00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,001
This is ridiculous.
306
00:12:21,044 --> 00:12:22,916
I'm all for adventure, Boims,
but it'd be nice
307
00:12:22,959 --> 00:12:25,701
if your little shortcut wasn't
actually more of a long cut.
308
00:12:25,745 --> 00:12:27,790
Look, I know, I know. It's just,
after all these retrofits,
309
00:12:27,834 --> 00:12:29,792
a lot of this stuff
isn't even labeled.
310
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:32,403
I mean, like this.
Uh, ladies first?
311
00:12:32,447 --> 00:12:33,622
-Absolutely not.
-Yeah, right.
312
00:12:33,665 --> 00:12:35,145
Cool, cool. I got this.
313
00:12:37,495 --> 00:12:40,803
-Holy cow.
-Ooh!
314
00:12:40,847 --> 00:12:43,153
Whoa. Check it out.
Gravity's super low.
315
00:12:43,197 --> 00:12:44,764
Ha, ha. Okay.
316
00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:47,070
-This is a much better room.
-[whooping]
317
00:12:47,114 --> 00:12:48,898
All right, Boims,
I'll give you this one.
318
00:12:48,942 --> 00:12:51,074
This is a good shortcut.
Ooh.
319
00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:53,511
[laughing]
320
00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:55,209
-BOIMLER: Oh, look at me go.
-Whoa.
321
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:56,732
BOIMLER: Feels so free to do
this without an EV suit.
322
00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,778
-Come on, Boimler.
-[laughing]
323
00:12:58,821 --> 00:13:00,562
Delta shift probably isn't
goofing off like this.
324
00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:02,390
We got to go
if we want to beat them.
325
00:13:02,433 --> 00:13:05,088
Ha. I'm not Boimler.
I'm Antigrav Boy,
326
00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:09,527
protector of the lower decks.
[whoops]
327
00:13:11,921 --> 00:13:14,489
Commander, a small
asteroid cluster is approaching.
328
00:13:14,532 --> 00:13:16,491
Should I target
with all phasers?
329
00:13:16,534 --> 00:13:18,885
What? No. This is what
we have a deflector for.
330
00:13:18,928 --> 00:13:21,539
Reroute power and
let the dish take care of it.
331
00:13:21,583 --> 00:13:22,932
[beeping]
332
00:13:22,976 --> 00:13:24,455
[whooshing]
333
00:13:24,499 --> 00:13:25,674
-Uh-oh. Huh?
-[gasps]
334
00:13:28,677 --> 00:13:29,678
Aah!
335
00:13:29,721 --> 00:13:31,506
Help me!
336
00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:34,509
-Whoa!
-Aah! [grunting]
337
00:13:34,552 --> 00:13:36,903
-[both grunting]
-[Boimler whimpering]
338
00:13:36,946 --> 00:13:38,513
He's getting flattened.
We need to make a tether.
339
00:13:38,556 --> 00:13:40,254
Uh, got it!
340
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:42,517
BOIMLER:
Oh, my God! Oh, no. No!
341
00:13:42,560 --> 00:13:43,648
Hold on!
342
00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:44,606
-[grunting]
-[groaning]
343
00:13:46,216 --> 00:13:50,133
-Ow!
-Mariner, pull!
344
00:13:50,177 --> 00:13:53,006
-[grunting]
-Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
345
00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:56,052
[all panting]
346
00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:57,619
Antigrav Boy.
347
00:13:57,662 --> 00:13:59,708
-[chuckling]
-[chuckles weakly]
348
00:13:59,751 --> 00:14:01,492
TOZ:
The human ritual
349
00:14:01,536 --> 00:14:03,320
of mani-pedis is renowned
350
00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:06,367
across the quadrant
for its calming power.
351
00:14:06,410 --> 00:14:08,586
Also, I know it would keep their
eyes covered and hands busy.
352
00:14:08,630 --> 00:14:10,371
Well, seems like
353
00:14:10,414 --> 00:14:13,026
you've finally figured out
how to make them relax.
354
00:14:13,069 --> 00:14:15,637
TOZ: Not a single yellow
wristband in the bunch.
355
00:14:15,680 --> 00:14:18,422
Ah. Feeling good,
Mr. Rutherford?
356
00:14:18,466 --> 00:14:20,076
Oh, yeah, Captain.
357
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,991
It's about time these
little piggies got pampered.
358
00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:24,080
If you like that,
you'll love the manicure.
359
00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:25,952
Oh, just the pedi's fine.
360
00:14:25,995 --> 00:14:29,172
Come on. You can't have a pedi
without a mani.
361
00:14:29,216 --> 00:14:31,914
It's like a pedi
for your hand-toes.
362
00:14:31,958 --> 00:14:34,003
Uh, no, thanks, not for me.
363
00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:37,093
Wait a minute.
Did you slide a cucumber slice
364
00:14:37,137 --> 00:14:39,790
under your wristband
to block the sensor?
365
00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:43,404
You engineered a workaround
to your own stress meter?
366
00:14:43,447 --> 00:14:45,232
I'm sorry.
We just wanted you to be happy.
367
00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:48,713
Damn it. Oh. What the hell
were you thinking?
368
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:50,672
That the cucumber's hydrophilic
skin creates a natural fil...
369
00:14:50,715 --> 00:14:52,587
-Can it, Meredith.
-Sorry, Captain.
370
00:14:52,630 --> 00:14:54,719
We just didn't want our stress
to stress you out.
371
00:14:54,763 --> 00:14:56,460
This is a direct attack.
372
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:58,288
I came here thinking
you respected me enough
373
00:14:58,332 --> 00:15:01,117
to give it a fair shot,
but no. No!
374
00:15:01,161 --> 00:15:04,425
-My engineers don't respect me.
-That's not true!
375
00:15:04,468 --> 00:15:06,470
It's just one deception
after another!
376
00:15:06,514 --> 00:15:08,603
I must be the worst captain
in the whole freakin' fleet,
377
00:15:08,646 --> 00:15:10,257
-a total joke.
-[beep]
378
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:11,823
-[gasps]
-Am I amusing you?
379
00:15:11,867 --> 00:15:13,260
We have a black bander
on Deck Four.
380
00:15:13,303 --> 00:15:14,348
-Do I amuse you?
-Repeat: a black bander on Four.
381
00:15:14,391 --> 00:15:15,827
This is not a drill.
382
00:15:15,871 --> 00:15:18,308
Don't touch me! Just stand down.
I am a captain.
383
00:15:18,352 --> 00:15:19,744
We've been treating
the wrong patient.
384
00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:21,616
This woman is under
incredible stress.
385
00:15:21,659 --> 00:15:23,531
She hasn't recently
been possessed
386
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:25,011
by any ancient artifacts,
has she?
387
00:15:25,054 --> 00:15:27,361
Uh... maybe a couple?
388
00:15:27,404 --> 00:15:29,798
[gasps]
Intensive treatment. Now!
389
00:15:29,841 --> 00:15:31,365
-Move.
-Oh, engineers. All of them.
390
00:15:31,408 --> 00:15:33,193
All of them are all
goddamned Geordi LaForges.
391
00:15:33,236 --> 00:15:34,759
What's gonna happen to her?
392
00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:37,197
She's been repressing
months' worth of stress,
393
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,589
and you brought it all out.
394
00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,026
If she doesn't respond
to treatment, I'll have to
395
00:15:40,069 --> 00:15:42,115
send her to Earth
for a full medical diagnostic.
396
00:15:42,158 --> 00:15:44,160
But that would take her away
from the Cerritos.
397
00:15:44,204 --> 00:15:45,770
Something that
could have been avoided
398
00:15:45,814 --> 00:15:47,772
if you'd just followed
my treatments. But, no,
399
00:15:47,816 --> 00:15:50,775
you just had
to be hardworking. [grunts]
400
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:54,214
She's right.
We didn't make an effort today.
401
00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:56,042
If that's what
the captain needs, then we need
402
00:15:56,085 --> 00:15:58,044
to figure out a way to stop
engineering
403
00:15:58,087 --> 00:16:00,872
-and start relaxing.
-[gasps]
404
00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:04,224
Sir, I think I know
what we shouldn't do.
405
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:08,271
[grunting]
406
00:16:08,315 --> 00:16:10,491
This vent opens
for ten seconds once every hour.
407
00:16:10,534 --> 00:16:12,884
When it does, we'll have a
straight shot to the terminal.
408
00:16:12,928 --> 00:16:14,495
Great. So what do we do now?
409
00:16:14,538 --> 00:16:16,584
All we have to do is wait.
410
00:16:18,020 --> 00:16:20,196
When you get your room, what are
you gonna say to let people in?
411
00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,807
Yeah, Riker says
"Come," but like, "Come."
412
00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:25,288
So I guess I'll do that?
Do I sound cool? Come.
413
00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:27,595
I wish I could make fun,
but it does sound cool.
414
00:16:27,638 --> 00:16:29,684
I was thinking, "Enter, friend."
415
00:16:29,727 --> 00:16:31,512
So then whoever comes in
is your friend.
416
00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:33,209
[laughs]
I'm going to say "Come," too.
417
00:16:33,253 --> 00:16:34,645
No, don't do that. That's mine.
418
00:16:34,689 --> 00:16:37,170
-I like it. Come. Come.
-Come.
419
00:16:37,213 --> 00:16:39,650
-Enter, friend.
-[grunting]
420
00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:42,218
-Oh, great.
-Beta shifters?
421
00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:43,959
What the hell are you freaks
doing down here?
422
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,352
Same as you, Delta shift.
423
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,049
What took you so long, huh?
424
00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:49,356
Tuckered out from staying up
past your bedtimes?
425
00:16:49,399 --> 00:16:51,053
You know what?
Yeah. We're tired,
426
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:52,533
and we've been through hell
to get here.
427
00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:53,969
I can't believe you're trying
428
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:56,145
to bone in
on our room lottery plan.
429
00:16:56,189 --> 00:16:57,581
Aren't you Beta shifters
always crowing
430
00:16:57,625 --> 00:16:59,192
about how ethical you are?
431
00:16:59,235 --> 00:17:01,063
You sure you'll be able
to live with yourselves
432
00:17:01,107 --> 00:17:03,196
-if you hack that terminal?
-MARINER: Yeah, I don't know.
433
00:17:03,239 --> 00:17:04,848
I just feel like
all the Deck One perks
434
00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:06,634
and privacy'll help us
deal with it.
435
00:17:06,676 --> 00:17:09,070
Well, we're not going anywhere.
436
00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:11,682
Yeah. I didn't crawl through
a leftover Minooki aqueduct
437
00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:13,597
for nothing.
I'm drenched down to my soul.
438
00:17:13,641 --> 00:17:15,643
At least
you weren't in the holodeck
439
00:17:15,685 --> 00:17:17,992
for Shaxs' and T'Ana's
foreplay fantasy. Ugh.
440
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,907
Oh, man, you ran into them, too?
441
00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:23,390
We heard them going to town
from behind stellar cartography.
442
00:17:23,433 --> 00:17:25,479
Aw. I knew
they were making progress.
443
00:17:25,521 --> 00:17:28,308
Yeah, they were definitely
making something.
444
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:29,483
-Oh!
-[laughing]
445
00:17:29,526 --> 00:17:30,527
Ew.
446
00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:32,312
Barf.
447
00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:35,141
[laughing] I doubt they'll ever
let Dr. Migleemo choose
448
00:17:35,184 --> 00:17:36,925
which nebula to scan again
after that.
449
00:17:36,968 --> 00:17:39,101
Oh, oh, oh, I got a good one.
I got a really good one.
450
00:17:39,145 --> 00:17:40,885
Remember when Ransom
got turned into a caveman
451
00:17:40,929 --> 00:17:42,539
and they locked him
in the cafeteria?
452
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,672
So, apparently,
when he was in there,
453
00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:47,370
he replicated this weird doll
out of churros
454
00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:50,069
and carried it around
like it was his wife.
455
00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:52,680
Everyone knows that.
People called her Churrolivia.
456
00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:55,639
Okay, but did you know
he still has the doll?
457
00:17:55,683 --> 00:17:57,380
-Churro, the wife? No.
-Oh! Uh-uh. Oh!
458
00:17:57,424 --> 00:17:59,643
I heard he keeps it
somewhere in his office
459
00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:02,255
'cause of like a primordial
bond he has with it.
460
00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,996
It does always smell
like cinnamon in there. Oh, no.
461
00:18:05,040 --> 00:18:06,998
Come on. That caveman thing
was like six months ago.
462
00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,957
The churros would all be
dried out by now.
463
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,481
He keeps it... refreshed.
464
00:18:11,525 --> 00:18:14,354
-[laughter, overlapping chatter]
-Ew!
465
00:18:14,397 --> 00:18:16,573
You know, we're really not,
like, that different.
466
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:19,054
I feel like a big part of why
we haven't gotten along is just,
467
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:20,838
you're asleep when we're awake.
468
00:18:20,882 --> 00:18:23,406
But spending this time together,
it's actually been nice.
469
00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:25,321
Yeah, you guys are all right.
470
00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:27,976
Too bad when the vent opens,
we won't have this anymore.
471
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:30,631
It would be better if all us
lower deckers stuck together.
472
00:18:30,674 --> 00:18:33,199
I mean, why don't we? We could
all walk through together.
473
00:18:33,242 --> 00:18:35,810
Yeah. Put all our names
into the lottery.
474
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:37,594
At least it'll make it
an even split.
475
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:40,423
I like it. Let us lower deckers
have the luck for once.
476
00:18:40,467 --> 00:18:42,121
And then no matter
who gets the rooms,
477
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:43,774
we come out of it
with new friends.
478
00:18:43,818 --> 00:18:46,168
Delta shift and Beta shift
working together.
479
00:18:46,212 --> 00:18:47,996
-[door buzzes]
-Got it! Quick, quick!
480
00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:49,171
-Nice try, Betas.
-[grunting]
481
00:18:49,215 --> 00:18:51,260
-[laughing]
-Delta shift!
482
00:18:51,304 --> 00:18:53,132
Goddamn you [bleep]
Delta shift pieces of sh...
483
00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,268
[shuddering, muttering]
484
00:18:59,312 --> 00:19:01,227
Try-try to do a good thing.
Try...
485
00:19:01,270 --> 00:19:04,186
-Get away from me, dog.
-TOZ: Oh, this is bad.
486
00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,580
-Increase puppy levels.
-That's all we've got.
487
00:19:06,623 --> 00:19:09,626
We even tossed in a couple
of bunnies. They had no effect.
488
00:19:09,670 --> 00:19:11,411
Oh, [bleep].
489
00:19:12,412 --> 00:19:14,544
I'm gonna call it.
490
00:19:14,588 --> 00:19:15,719
Somebody get me
491
00:19:15,763 --> 00:19:17,504
-Starfleet Medical on the horn.
-Stop!
492
00:19:17,547 --> 00:19:18,679
[whimpers]
493
00:19:18,722 --> 00:19:20,594
Aw, not you, little guys.
Keep on puppin'.
494
00:19:20,637 --> 00:19:23,466
Haven't you done enough damage?
Get out of here!
495
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:25,033
Captain, you were right.
496
00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:26,948
-[grunts]
-Letting go of stress is key,
497
00:19:26,991 --> 00:19:29,429
and we finally figured out how.
Bring it in!
498
00:19:29,472 --> 00:19:31,996
Did you dismantle one
of my turbolifts?
499
00:19:32,040 --> 00:19:33,607
We have engineered a machine
500
00:19:33,650 --> 00:19:36,262
that removes stress.
501
00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:38,177
You built this? Ugh.
502
00:19:38,220 --> 00:19:40,875
The whole point of this trip
was to stop working.
503
00:19:40,918 --> 00:19:43,312
We know, Captain,
but it turns out, for us,
504
00:19:43,356 --> 00:19:45,009
there is no greater
stress relief
505
00:19:45,053 --> 00:19:47,664
than engineering a solution
to a problem.
506
00:19:47,708 --> 00:19:49,666
-[chiming]
-No, this is preposterous.
507
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:52,408
-Ready the captain for transfer.
-RUTHERFORD: Captain, please.
508
00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:54,497
Ten seconds in this pod
will give you the same
509
00:19:54,541 --> 00:19:56,673
therapeutic benefits
of a month spent on the Dove.
510
00:19:56,717 --> 00:20:00,111
Will you try it?
We can't afford to lose you.
511
00:20:01,417 --> 00:20:02,810
Ugh. All right, all right, fine.
512
00:20:02,853 --> 00:20:05,378
Wait, now, how does this work?
513
00:20:05,421 --> 00:20:07,075
-[whirring]
-[groans] Whoa.
514
00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:09,251
Ah. Oh! Aah!
515
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:11,732
[whirring down]
516
00:20:11,775 --> 00:20:13,777
Captain, how do you feel?
517
00:20:13,821 --> 00:20:16,606
That was... incredible.
518
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:18,347
Oh, it was better than
519
00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:21,350
a thousand massages combined.
520
00:20:21,394 --> 00:20:24,005
Oh, my God,
I feel like a new woman.
521
00:20:24,048 --> 00:20:26,616
Remarkable. Your levels have
all returned to baseline.
522
00:20:26,660 --> 00:20:28,270
What an amazing device.
523
00:20:28,314 --> 00:20:30,098
With one of these
on every ship,
524
00:20:30,141 --> 00:20:32,187
Starfleet will no longer
even need the Dove.
525
00:20:32,231 --> 00:20:35,625
And you can thank the Cerritos
engineers for that.
526
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:37,627
Come on, team.
Let's get back to work.
527
00:20:37,671 --> 00:20:40,151
-Yes, work!
-[bleep] yeah!
528
00:20:40,195 --> 00:20:42,328
Oh, yeah. Bye-bye, yeah.
529
00:20:42,371 --> 00:20:44,852
I want this thing ejected
from my ship right now!
530
00:20:44,895 --> 00:20:47,768
-But, it's exactly what we...
-I said get rid of it!
531
00:20:47,811 --> 00:20:49,335
Gah! After everything
we went through,
532
00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:50,901
-stupid Delta shift won.
-MARINER: I can't believe
533
00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:53,034
I laughed
at their caveman Ransom story.
534
00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:54,775
It's probably fake,
just like they are.
535
00:20:54,818 --> 00:20:56,472
Stupid Delta shift
stabbed us in the back
536
00:20:56,516 --> 00:20:59,040
and left us in a puddle
of Minooki water.
537
00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:01,434
Hey, check it out.
It's draining.
538
00:21:01,477 --> 00:21:04,306
Oh, great. I'll put that
fun detail in my personal log,
539
00:21:04,350 --> 00:21:05,786
right after the part
where we got betrayed.
540
00:21:05,829 --> 00:21:07,309
This might bypass the vent.
541
00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:09,790
-Uh, it's not on the map.
-Ah, I don't know.
542
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,574
There could be incinerators
down there.
543
00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:13,097
Huh. Doesn't feel hot.
I guess
544
00:21:13,141 --> 00:21:15,186
it'll take someone bold
to find out.
545
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:16,927
Boimler, no,
that's a bad idea, man.
546
00:21:16,971 --> 00:21:18,973
-Antigrav Boy!
-No, no, no! Boimler, no!
547
00:21:19,016 --> 00:21:21,149
I'm fine. It was fun.
Come on in.
548
00:21:21,192 --> 00:21:23,194
[sighs]
We really need to do something
549
00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:26,633
about this bold Boimler thing.
It is not sustainable.
550
00:21:26,676 --> 00:21:29,984
-[groans] All right.
-Aah!
551
00:21:30,027 --> 00:21:33,030
-Ooh! That was fun!
-Yeah, and this
552
00:21:33,074 --> 00:21:35,206
goes right up to the terminal.
We're right there.
553
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,599
And no Delta shifters in sight.
554
00:21:36,643 --> 00:21:39,385
Yup, 'cause fortune
favors the bold.
555
00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:41,343
Don't.
Don't, with the bold thing.
556
00:21:41,387 --> 00:21:43,127
[gasps]
557
00:21:45,434 --> 00:21:47,393
TENDI:
I can't believe we did it.
558
00:21:47,436 --> 00:21:49,395
Joke's on them
for leaving us behind.
559
00:21:49,438 --> 00:21:51,048
Now there's no way
we're sharing.
560
00:21:51,092 --> 00:21:52,833
Just gonna make sure our names
are the only ones
561
00:21:52,876 --> 00:21:55,139
on the list,
then lock the Deltas out.
562
00:21:55,183 --> 00:21:57,098
Oh, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
563
00:21:57,141 --> 00:21:59,056
This says there aren't
four rooms on Deck One.
564
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:01,624
-It's one room on Deck Four.
-Only one?
565
00:22:01,668 --> 00:22:03,800
So wait, so wait.
So who should get it?
566
00:22:03,844 --> 00:22:06,368
It would mean being on a
different deck, all by yourself.
567
00:22:06,412 --> 00:22:08,892
We wouldn't get
to have days like this anymore.
568
00:22:08,936 --> 00:22:11,417
Even with all the peril, it was
really fun just being together.
569
00:22:11,460 --> 00:22:13,070
Yeah, and you know
570
00:22:13,114 --> 00:22:15,203
we're only gonna
be lower deckers for so long.
571
00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:17,379
I mean, in no time Tendi's
gonna be a bridge officer.
572
00:22:17,423 --> 00:22:19,076
I'll probably get drummed
out of Starfleet
573
00:22:19,120 --> 00:22:20,948
for calling Ransom a piece
of [bleep], and, Boimler,
574
00:22:20,991 --> 00:22:23,254
you'll be dead, because
of the whole being bold thing.
575
00:22:23,298 --> 00:22:26,867
If even one of us takes that
room, it'll break us up forever.
576
00:22:26,910 --> 00:22:29,304
And you know
who really deserves that?
577
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:31,219
ALL:
Delta shift.
578
00:22:31,262 --> 00:22:33,395
Yeah. Let's just walk away and
let them ruin their friendship.
579
00:22:33,439 --> 00:22:35,266
[all laughing]
580
00:22:35,310 --> 00:22:36,833
Beta shifters stick together.
581
00:22:36,877 --> 00:22:40,750
[laughs] Stupid Delta shift.
582
00:22:40,794 --> 00:22:42,709
Yeah, yeah, come check out
the room, everybody.
583
00:22:42,752 --> 00:22:44,493
-Yeah, come on by. It's huge.
-[whoops, laughs]
584
00:22:44,537 --> 00:22:46,756
I can't believe
they're sharing that one room.
585
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,758
God, they just put four beds
in there,
586
00:22:48,802 --> 00:22:50,369
and now it's like
their private party quarters.
587
00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:52,022
Ugh.
Why didn't wethink of that?
588
00:22:52,066 --> 00:22:53,633
I don't know. We were tired.
589
00:22:53,676 --> 00:22:55,635
Hey, why didn't you guys
grab that room for me?
590
00:22:55,678 --> 00:22:57,332
We didn't think
you would want it.
591
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:59,029
Of course I wanted it.
What are you talking about?
592
00:22:59,073 --> 00:23:00,422
We all wanted it.
593
00:23:00,466 --> 00:23:01,641
'Cause, you know,
Beta shifters stick together.
594
00:23:01,684 --> 00:23:03,207
-We still could have.
-TENDI: Well, we kind of
595
00:23:03,251 --> 00:23:05,384
got caught up in the
all-for-one, one-for-all spirit.
596
00:23:05,427 --> 00:23:07,516
Ugh! That's the definition
of one-for-all.
597
00:23:07,560 --> 00:23:09,388
One room for all of us.
598
00:23:09,431 --> 00:23:11,172
-Hey, hey, relax, man.
-I am relaxed!
599
00:23:11,215 --> 00:23:13,696
I just got back from a spa!
Listen, I heard
600
00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:16,133
that Delta shift is having
a private party tonight,
601
00:23:16,177 --> 00:23:17,265
and we got to get on that list.
[gasps]
602
00:23:17,308 --> 00:23:18,440
We could go back
to the terminal.
603
00:23:18,484 --> 00:23:19,746
OTHER THREE:
No.
604
00:23:19,789 --> 00:23:21,138
-Come on. You said it was fun.
-Not that fun.
605
00:23:21,182 --> 00:23:23,227
Hey, how's it going? Okay.
606
00:23:23,271 --> 00:23:26,970
Computer, 35 churros
in an unmarked paper bag, hot.
607
00:24:30,556 --> 00:24:31,774
[man imitates weapons firing]
608
00:24:34,298 --> 00:24:34,603
Chirp.
609
00:24:34,653 --> 00:24:39,203
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