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[jazz music plays]
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Welcome back to Book Buzz.
I'm Renata Sabatini.
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We've been talking with the author,
Dr. David Storper,
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but now it's time
to talk to the man himself,
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the titular "Miguel,"
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not his real name.
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Now, Miguel, snakes,
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cats, buses,
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bugs, heights, vomiting, strangers.
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Is there anything you're not afraid of?
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W-- Uh...
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I can answer that question, Renata.
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Multiple phobias often either prefigure
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or are co-morbid with generalized
anxiety disorders--
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So, what does that mean, exactly?
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It means multiple phobias--
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pre-figure, or cr--
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Generalized anxiety disorder is,
by definition, uh, cognitive, uh...
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Miguel, are your brain circuits
just fried?
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I wouldn't use the term "fried."
Anxiety is a complex, uh,
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mixture of physiological, cognitive,
and behavioral determinants.
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Did you get teased a lot in school?
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I did, actually, that's why
I decided to go into psych--
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-No, I was asking Miguel.
-Were you teased?
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-Oh, uh...
-Called "scaredy cat?" Yeah.
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He's nodding, for our listeners at home.
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You've been in therapy for... 15 years.
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When will you be cured?
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-Uh, um...
-If I may, Renata,
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-we don't like to use the term "cured."
-Miguel?
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Uh... it's about tolerating discomfort,
which I can do.
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Are we done?
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Uh, we, we are.
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The book is called
Miguel Tuesdays and Thursdays.
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I would like to thank
Dr. David Storper
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and his very frightened patient,
Miguel, for joining us.
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You've been listening to Book Buzz
with Renata Sabatini.
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[jazz outro music plays]
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Bit of a work in progress, huh?
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Aren't we all?
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-["Gotta Get Up" by Harry Nilsson plays]
-[alarm clock buzzing]
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♪ Gotta get up, gotta get out ♪
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♪ Gotta get homeBefore the morning comes ♪
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♪ What if I'm late?Got a big day ♪
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♪ Gotta get homeBefore the sun comes up ♪
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♪ Up and awayGot a big day ♪
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♪ Sorry can't stay ♪
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♪ I gotta run, run, yeah ♪
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♪ Gotta get homePick up the phone ♪
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♪ Gotta let the people knowI'm gonna be late ♪
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Michael, it's normal to sweat
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when you're in an overheated room
being asked inane questions
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by an idiotic radio host.
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Yeah, but not like I do.
It's like my face is... raining.
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-It's disgusting.
-You think you disgust
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other people when you sweat,
which makes you anx--
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-[Claire] Now?
-Yes.
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-I'm not disturbing?
-No, I asked you to come in.
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You could have knocked first.
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-You want me to go back?
-No, just give me the pictures.
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I can...
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Oh.
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Was that okay?
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-Well--
-Not really. I'm sorry.
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I heard you on the radio.
You were great.
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-Did you hear me sweat?
-Do you make a sound
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-when you sweat?
-Thank you, Claire.
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Sorry.
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[door closing]
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Now, these are pictures of sweaty men.
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This one, for instance,
does it disgust you?
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Well, it's Mel Gibson, so, yeah.
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Yes, but he's Braveheart.
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My point is that
his character is sweating, um,
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and it doesn't take away
from his masculinity.
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Those are joggers. They look healthy.
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Right, so this doesn't repulse you.
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That's a... little disturbing.
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-Claire!
-[door opening]
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Oh, God. I'm sorry.
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I just Googled "sweaty men."
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Shred it.
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Quick-- quickly, please.
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Sorry.
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So, sweating is associated
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with a healthy and vigorous lifestyle.
It's normal.
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Now, I have an idea for an exposure
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that involves sweating in front
of strangers. Are you interested?
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-[laughing]
-Yeah! Yes!
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-Hey!
-David!
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Your BQ is rockin'.
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-I don't know what that means.
-Your buzz quotient.
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-I don't know what that means either.
-People are talking about you.
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-Tell him about the book tour.
-We are sending you to Regina.
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Miguel Tuesdays and Thursdays
is number five
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on the Leader Post bestseller list,
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-ahead of John Grisham.
-Wow.
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I know! Now, tell him
about the cover piece.
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The Ottawa Ledger wants to do
a feature on you.
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It'll run nationally.
They're sending a photographer by Friday.
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And Wendy Slade.
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Wendy loves the book.
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She wants you to come on the show--
with Miguel, of course.
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Ah... that's good. I don't,
I don't think Miguel's ready for TV.
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Yeah, I don't think she's interested
if it's just you. Have you Tweeted yet?
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I'm... I'm having trouble grasping
the concept, to be honest.
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Take this. That's gonna beep
every four hours.
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It beeps, you Tweet.
Beep, Tweet, beep, Tweet.
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Simple. And it would be really helpful if
you can convince Miguel to do Wendy Slade.
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It's not a question of convincing.
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Cure him, then. Seriously.
Slade could get us
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into every drugstore checkout line
in North America. Think about it.
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Hey! Caught your interview
on the radio, bro!
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-[Carlos hits the table]
-You were good.
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You were scared, but that's good.
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But here you should be careful,
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because people are starting
to get worried
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you can't handle the stress
of the National Seniors Council.
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Who's worried?
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Everyone who's read the book.
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Sally, Mike,
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Jordan, Lisa--
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the entire staff of the
Communication Department.
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What?
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[whispering] No.
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You bought everyone a copy
of the book, didn't you?
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I'm proud of you, bro.
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I also believe in full disclosure
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so that management can make
informed decisions
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about future promotions, et cetera.
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You're in it too, you know?
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-In what?
-The book.
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I'm in the book? No, I'm not.
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Read it more carefully, Carlos.
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Read it.
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[camera flashing]
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[camera flashing]
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[Sammy] Can I see? Oh, wow. Wow!
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David, you look so hot!
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-[phone tweeting]
-Oh, uh...
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Just do it. Don't think about it.
Just Tweet.
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Off the top of your head. Just Tweet!
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[sighs] Um...
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[beep]
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Oh, I... I wanted to try something.
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Um... Sort of "Who's there?"
kind of thing.
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Huh? Who's there?
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Oh, I like that one. That's good.
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That's great! Oh! Does that feel good
for you, David?
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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[music playing on stereo]
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I'm just getting my friend wet.
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Nice cover.
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[rock music playing]
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♪ Your mind, evict your mindEvict your mind ♪
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♪ Evict, evict your mindEvict your mind, evict your mind ♪
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I don't know. It seems too fake.
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What do you mean?
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Well, we're both dripping wet,
but for no reason.
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Maybe we should be breathing--
you know, breathing heavily,
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-like we've been working out.
-Oh, right. Okay.
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People are staring.
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-What?
-The people are staring at us.
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They are.
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It's freaking me out.
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Well, what...
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Oh, it's the breathing.
Stop the breathing.
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I can't. The staring's
making me hyperventilate.
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Oh. Just, uh, relax. Breathe slowly.
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-I'm having a heart attack.
-No, you're not. You are hyperventilating.
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I'm gonna slow your breathing,
Okay? I'm gonna put my hand
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over your mouth,
and one finger on your nostril.
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You're perfectly fine. Box breathing.
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One, two, three, four.
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One, two, three, four.
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One, two, three, four.
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One, two, three, four.
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One, two, three, four.
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-Get the hell out of my gym.
-Right away.
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He's not disgusted; he's just angry.
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-Do you understand your homework?
-Uh, yeah:
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simulated sweating
in a non-athletic environment.
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Without the heavy breathing, obviously.
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-Yeah, obviously.
-Good.
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And have you given any thought
to the TV interview?
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It's perfectly all right
if you don't want to do it.
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Yeah, can we talk about it
after the homework?
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Sure.
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When we've finished changing, we leave
here quickly with our heads down.
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-Agreed?
-Agreed.
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He has long arms-- really long arms--
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and his chest is smaller than you think,
given the size of his waist.
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I'm standing beside you.
I can hear everything you're saying.
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Honey, you're body is
appropriate for a man your age.
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-"Appropriate." That's very nice.
-I think I have just the thing.
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Come here. So? Regina.
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-Do you really want to go?
-You don't want me to go.
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-I do, but it's Regina. It's not Paris.
-It's Paris of the prairies.
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-That's Saskatoon, I believe.
-Well, neither one of them is Paris,
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right? Let's face it.
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[whispering] Come on! Think about
the motel sex. It'll be fun.
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I agree. I want you there.
I'm just giving you an out.
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Well, I don't want an out.
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I want to accompany a new author
on his first book tour
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-and have hotel sex with him.
-Stacia called.
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Oh, Christ.
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I'm just telling you now, ahead of time.
She wants to meet again.
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-Okay, why?
-I don't know.
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Uh, friendly chat.
"Friendly" is the word she used.
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-Mm-hmm.
-I have no interest
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in getting back together with her.
None at all.
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She could throw herself at my feet,
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-weeping. I would walk away.
-Right. Okay.
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No, that's fine. I don't care.
Um, I don't get jealous.
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I just get more demanding.
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Fair warning.
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-Oh, hey! Yes, yes!
-How's this?
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That's it!
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TV-friendly, sexy, confident.
This look will get you laid
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-in Regina by me.
-I'll take it.
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Oh, God. Are we really gonna do this?
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-Yes. Here, get ready.
-No, no, no. I can't.
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-You can. Here we go. Let's go.
-[sighs]
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How can they not stare
at the disgusting guy?
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Well, because it's not
that disgusting. People sweat.
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I mean, who cares?
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You know, that's exactly
what Dr. Storper would say.
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Yay! I got it right!
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So, this is, this is
what the two of you do?
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This is an exposure?
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Basically, yeah.
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Hmm. I thought it would be more...
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I don't know, scientific.
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No, no. This is pretty typical.
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Actually, you know what?
This isn't even that hard.
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Seriously. I'm not anxious at all.
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You know why?
It's because of your confidence,
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and I think that the book
has done that for you.
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I think you're right.
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Maybe I can do that TV show. Holy shit.
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-That's kinda hot.
-What is?
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I mean this confidence.
It's... it's kinda hot.
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[stop bell dings]
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You look good!
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Ah, well, I've...
I've been to the gym... recently.
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-Um, how's, uh, Anthony?
-Yeah.
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Dating my divorce lawyer,
bad idea. What was I thinking?
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Oh, I read the interview.
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Which interview?
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Which interview?
In the Examiner. Are there others?
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Uh, a few. Um...
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Oh, there's gonna be a feature in the
Ottawa Ledger in a few days,
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national.
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And, uh, I'm doing a TV thing
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with Wendy...
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Wendy Slade.
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God! You've completely
reinvented yourself.
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You're a different man!
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Well, no, maybe not so different.
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Maybe a little like the old David, just...
with snazzier shoes.
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-Oh! Ha-ha! Oh, damn it.
-[phone tweeting]
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-Excuse me. I have to Tweet.
-You Tweet?
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Well, I have followers.
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Be careful, David.
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Don't get too attractive.
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I've had a few.
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[she laughs]
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We could have had sex-- we didn't--
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but we could have. She wanted to.
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And she said she regretted the divorce.
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-Mm-hmm.
-She didn't actually say those words,
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but it was clear.
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It was huge! And I kept thinking,
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"I'm..."
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-What?
-I can't... I can't say it.
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-Say it.
-I can't.
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-I can't, I can't say the words.
-Say them! It's getting irritating.
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I'm... not sad.
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Darren...
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Darren...
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What do you think is gonna happen
if you admit that you're happy?
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You think the sky is gonna fall?
That you're gonna get punished?
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Of course not.
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The universe doesn't care about you.
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You're not special. You're nothing.
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So, for God's sake,
admit that you're happy!
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-I...
-Eh?
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-Say it.
-I'm...
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Say it!
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God damn it, say it,
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or I'll get out of this chair
and I'll choke you.
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You hear me?! Huh?! Do you hear me?!
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-I'm happy!
-Yeah!
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-I am happy! I'm happy!
-Say it! Yeah! Good!
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[phone tweeting]
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Good morning!
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Is... is that the Ottawa Ledger?
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No, no... Yes.
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It's not that bad.
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Oh, my God!
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[sniffles] Headline-- it's the worst part.
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And then the beginning.
And then, and then it's just so mean,
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you can't even take it seriously.
304
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It, it wasn't supposed to be a review;
it was supposed to be a feature.
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00:15:00,357 --> 00:15:02,987
-Has, has Michael read this?
-No.
306
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-Don't, don't tell him, please.
-Okay.
307
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[she sighs]
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[sobbing] Seriously,
most people don't even know
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what "turgid" means. It's...
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It's a vitriolic, merciless...
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personal attack.
What do we do? Write a letter?
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What would the letter say?
"This review makes me sad?"
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[phone vibrating]
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[phone vibrating]
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[vibrating stops]
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-[audience applause]
-Welcome back.
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On today's show, we have
author Dr. David Storper,
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who's written a book about
a client of his, a remarkable young man
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-named Miguel.
-[audience applause]
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Thank you so much for being here.
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This is wonderful.
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-[applause ends]
-Thank you. Now,
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I have to tell you,
as a fellow anxiety sufferer,
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this guy is my hero.
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He has battled every kind of phobia,
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including someyou've never even heard of.
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So, today, Miguel, in honor
of your South American heritage,
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we are gonna be whipping up
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huevos rancheros! Sound good?
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Sounds delicious, Wendy.
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[Wendy] Great! Well, let's get started!
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-[TV show music]
-Okay...
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00:16:37,746 --> 00:16:40,496
I am pouring the oil into the pan...
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00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:44,632
So, Dr. Storper, how long did it take you
to write this book?
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Um, write it?
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About a year... year le...
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le... less than...
-Miguel, you are mashing avocados.
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Do you ever think about Carl
while you do that?
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[laughing] Oh, he's not that bad.
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00:16:59,184 --> 00:17:02,154
Carl is the office bullywho torments Miguel.
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00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:03,269
[audience booing]
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Dr. Storper, what exactly is his problem?
343
00:17:06,817 --> 00:17:11,527
Well, I imagine he has a, a mild, uh,
paranoid personality disorder.
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uh, concurrent with self-esteem issues
345
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that manifests itselfin passive-aggressive behavior.
346
00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,504
Ah, well, nobody likes that.
347
00:17:18,579 --> 00:17:21,749
-No. Blah. Oh, my gosh.
-[TV show music]
348
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:24,251
-Okay, are you ready...
-[audience applause]
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00:17:24,334 --> 00:17:26,464
-to have a little taste?
-Mm-hmm.
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00:17:26,545 --> 00:17:28,045
Mmm!
351
00:17:28,130 --> 00:17:30,380
Mmm! It's good! It's hot!
352
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:31,756
[Wendy laughing]
353
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:38,098
Oh, my goodness. So sweaty.
354
00:17:39,725 --> 00:17:41,885
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm, ugh...
355
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:43,727
I'm so disgusting.
356
00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:49,782
I-- It's the peppers-- muy caliente!
357
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,820
[Wendy and audience laughing]
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[Wendy] So, now, tell me, Miguel,
359
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:55,866
what part of South America
are you from, anyway?
360
00:17:56,450 --> 00:17:58,620
Actually, I'm not from South America.
361
00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:00,752
-What?
-[audience gasps]
362
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:03,959
And my name's not really Miguel;
it's Michael.
363
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:07,416
[Wendy] Michael? That's your real name?
364
00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,463
Yeah. Michael Francis Dyer.
365
00:18:11,173 --> 00:18:13,633
Oh, wow. Okay.
366
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:18,636
-How brave is this guy? Oh!
-[audience applause]
367
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:20,929
You are wonderful!
368
00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:23,476
-What a delight!
-Thank you, Wendy.
369
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:25,940
[upbeat music playing]
370
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:43,705
[lyrics in foreign language]
371
00:19:03,851 --> 00:19:05,311
Michael!
372
00:19:05,394 --> 00:19:07,234
I just thought
373
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,312
that you might like a chair
with a little more support.
374
00:19:09,398 --> 00:19:12,278
-You didn't have to do that.
-I know. I just wanted
375
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:15,279
to do something, you know? To say...
376
00:19:15,362 --> 00:19:17,362
thank you for being so brave.
377
00:19:17,447 --> 00:19:19,157
Thank you.
378
00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:21,369
Lisa.
379
00:19:23,745 --> 00:19:24,785
I'm...
380
00:19:27,541 --> 00:19:28,961
I am not Carl.
381
00:19:29,042 --> 00:19:30,542
-Well...
-I am not paranoid,
382
00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:32,127
I don't have self-esteem issues,
383
00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:34,302
I am not passive-aggressive!
384
00:19:34,381 --> 00:19:36,301
All those times you thought
I was being mean in the book,
385
00:19:36,383 --> 00:19:38,183
I was kidding, and you didn't get it!
386
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:41,350
-I didn't write that--
-Everyone here thinks I'm a dick.
387
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,060
You need to tell them I'm not a dick.
388
00:19:43,140 --> 00:19:45,430
This is very serious.
389
00:19:45,517 --> 00:19:49,227
I will never, ever get laid again,
because of this book.
390
00:19:50,814 --> 00:19:52,574
How can I go on living?
391
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,480
How?
392
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:06,332
-[phone beeps]
-[Claire] Your wife's on one-- two-- one.
393
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:08,423
-Ex-wife.
-Ex-wife.
394
00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:12,878
-Hello?
-Hi.
395
00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:15,211
I had a wonderful timethe other night.
396
00:20:15,297 --> 00:20:19,007
Oh, I'm so glad that we can still bea part of each other's lives.
397
00:20:19,092 --> 00:20:22,012
And, further to that,my lawyer tells me
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00:20:22,095 --> 00:20:24,005
that I'm entitledto a share of the royalties
399
00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:27,057
from the book as reasonablecompensation for lost income...
400
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:28,142
-[phone tweeting]
-...from The Country House
401
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,557
as a rental property.
402
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,895
So how should we handle this?
403
00:20:31,980 --> 00:20:34,570
Should I contact your publisherdirectly? Or, I don't know...
404
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,360
[chuckles] David--
405
00:20:43,575 --> 00:20:45,945
[phone breaking]
406
00:20:47,037 --> 00:20:48,827
It was unbelievable.
For the first time,
407
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,424
I felt like people really noticed me
and not just noticed.
408
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,090
I was a rock star.
409
00:20:53,168 --> 00:20:55,668
Lisa gave me a chair. Carlos is a wreck.
410
00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:58,756
Actually, I'm a little worried
about Carlos.
411
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:00,340
Is this what it's
gonna be like from now on?
412
00:21:00,425 --> 00:21:03,135
People giving me things?
Smiling and clapping for me?
413
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,135
Maybe. Um...
414
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:11,267
Did you read the piece
in the Ottawa Ledger a few days ago?
415
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:13,313
-No, a piece about what?
-About the book.
416
00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:15,227
Damn it, no. Was it a good story?
417
00:21:15,315 --> 00:21:18,145
No, it wasn't a story so much as a review.
418
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,025
Oh. Was it a good review?
419
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:22,532
No, it wasn't entirely supportive.
420
00:21:23,991 --> 00:21:27,621
It was harsh. I would hesitate
to use the word "devastating,"
421
00:21:27,703 --> 00:21:30,333
but many would use that word.
422
00:21:30,414 --> 00:21:33,174
-Now you're scaring me.
-I don't mean to scare you,
423
00:21:33,250 --> 00:21:35,540
but it was...
424
00:21:35,627 --> 00:21:37,457
an evil review,
425
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:40,666
written by an evil, petty man.
426
00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:43,047
So, take an Ativan,
427
00:21:44,553 --> 00:21:46,643
read the review, and...
428
00:21:47,055 --> 00:21:48,675
we'll talk about it.
429
00:21:50,225 --> 00:21:52,265
It's just one guy's opinion.
430
00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:53,852
I mean, it's not
the end of the world, right?
431
00:21:53,937 --> 00:21:55,977
[clock ticking]
432
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,819
[whimsical music playing]
433
00:22:18,879 --> 00:22:19,919
[child] Bye-bye!
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00:22:19,969 --> 00:22:24,519
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