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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 0 00:01:05,432 --> 00:01:06,866 Mirabelle! 1 00:01:07,700 --> 00:01:09,435 Mirabelle, is it you? 2 00:01:09,436 --> 00:01:10,603 I know you're out there. 3 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:13,106 I can hear you. 4 00:01:17,477 --> 00:01:19,011 I've tried to make you happy. 5 00:01:19,012 --> 00:01:20,479 It's not the end of the world. 6 00:01:20,480 --> 00:01:23,615 The only reason I bought this house was for you. 7 00:01:23,616 --> 00:01:25,084 I didn't do it for me. 8 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:27,787 For you, it was just all for you. 9 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,122 No! No! 10 00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:32,724 No! No, stop! 11 00:01:32,725 --> 00:01:34,126 Stop! 12 00:01:34,127 --> 00:01:39,131 No! No! 13 00:01:39,132 --> 00:01:43,169 No! 14 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:52,045 You know it. 15 00:01:52,046 --> 00:01:53,245 I'm in. 16 00:01:53,246 --> 00:01:54,480 It wouldn't be the Terrible Trio 17 00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:56,048 if you didn't come along tonight, Sally. 18 00:01:56,049 --> 00:01:57,349 I do have better things to do tonight 19 00:01:57,350 --> 00:01:59,518 than go to a party at the Mayhew mansion. 20 00:01:59,519 --> 00:02:01,086 Ugh, that place gives me the creeps. 21 00:02:01,087 --> 00:02:04,691 {\an8}But if it means so much to you, Samantha, I'll be there. 22 00:02:06,392 --> 00:02:08,760 {\an8}Man, why are you always so bummed out, Drake? 23 00:02:08,761 --> 00:02:10,262 {\an8}I am happy. 24 00:02:10,263 --> 00:02:12,765 {\an8}Oh, god, Drake, can you smile? 25 00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:14,900 {\an8}That's sad. 26 00:02:14,901 --> 00:02:17,669 {\an8}In a tortured, dark way. 27 00:02:17,670 --> 00:02:19,338 {\an8}That's why I get all the girls. 28 00:02:19,339 --> 00:02:20,973 {\an8}You just treat 'em all like dirt, 29 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,876 {\an8}and they fall for you every time. 30 00:02:23,910 --> 00:02:25,310 {\an8}You coming tonight? 31 00:02:25,311 --> 00:02:27,079 {\an8}Shit, man, I almost forgot. 32 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:28,914 {\an8}You know my grandfather worked for Morgan Mayhew? 33 00:02:28,915 --> 00:02:30,382 {\an8}No way. 34 00:02:30,383 --> 00:02:33,519 You know he had seances and crazy sex rituals? 35 00:02:33,520 --> 00:02:35,921 {\an8}You could go into the Mayhew mansion estate party tonight 36 00:02:35,922 --> 00:02:38,023 {\an8}with the lunar eclipse viewing party. 37 00:02:38,024 --> 00:02:40,792 {\an8}I never go by this creepy place. 38 00:02:40,793 --> 00:02:42,761 {\an8}You talk like that place is cursed. 39 00:02:42,762 --> 00:02:44,596 {\an8}It's OK to drive by in the daylight, 40 00:02:44,597 --> 00:02:47,132 {\an8}but I would never drive by there at night. 41 00:02:47,133 --> 00:02:49,935 {\an8}Well, they've had construction crews up there for a year. 42 00:02:49,936 --> 00:02:51,937 {\an8}Yeah, and hardly any deaths. 43 00:02:51,938 --> 00:02:53,372 {\an8}See? No big deal. 44 00:02:53,373 --> 00:02:55,107 {\an8}Did your grandfather get anything in the will? 45 00:02:55,108 --> 00:02:56,309 {\an8}They never found the will. 46 00:02:57,243 --> 00:02:58,911 {\an8}The state took the whole inheritance. 47 00:02:58,912 --> 00:02:59,945 {\an8}Why would anybody put all that money 48 00:02:59,946 --> 00:03:01,380 {\an8}into that old haunt? 49 00:03:01,381 --> 00:03:02,447 {\an8}Scared of the dark? 50 00:03:02,448 --> 00:03:04,450 {\an8}I know what you're scared of. 51 00:03:05,051 --> 00:03:05,852 Sally. 52 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:07,619 {\an8}No. Little people. 53 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:09,855 {\an8}They creep me out. 54 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,690 {\an8}Dude, that's the stupidest thing to be afraid of. 55 00:03:11,691 --> 00:03:13,158 {\an8}Hey, I can't help it, all right? 56 00:03:13,159 --> 00:03:14,393 {\an8}I just don't wanna end up alone. 57 00:03:14,394 --> 00:03:15,661 {\an8}That's not even a real fear. 58 00:03:15,662 --> 00:03:17,229 {\an8}That's like, "Oh, I need the friends" 59 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:18,630 {\an8}"'cause I need the attention." 60 00:03:18,631 --> 00:03:20,832 {\an8}- You're so needy. - Yeah, you're needy. 61 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:22,368 {\an8}Thanks. 62 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:25,003 {\an8}See you tonight. 63 00:03:25,004 --> 00:03:26,806 {\an8}The three of us? It'll be the Mayhem mansion. 64 00:03:28,107 --> 00:03:31,476 We are going to slay all the men tonight. 65 00:03:31,477 --> 00:03:32,578 OK, enough. 66 00:03:32,579 --> 00:03:33,513 I can't believe I'm gonna have 67 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:35,080 to put up with this all night. 68 00:03:35,081 --> 00:03:37,250 You are all crazy. 69 00:03:39,018 --> 00:03:39,786 Sir? 70 00:03:39,787 --> 00:03:40,953 Yes, Mr. Murphy. 71 00:03:40,954 --> 00:03:43,488 You remember my beautiful wife Trixie, 72 00:03:43,489 --> 00:03:44,690 our caterer? 73 00:03:44,691 --> 00:03:46,658 Together we are the unbeatable team. 74 00:03:46,659 --> 00:03:49,862 Caterer and event planner to die for. 75 00:03:50,530 --> 00:03:51,763 I don't want something to go wrong 76 00:03:51,764 --> 00:03:53,031 because I got soft and allow you 77 00:03:53,032 --> 00:03:54,933 to hire your wife to cater the party. 78 00:03:54,934 --> 00:03:56,135 My gorgeous wife. 79 00:03:57,804 --> 00:03:59,004 I want my guests to have an evening 80 00:03:59,005 --> 00:04:00,606 they'll never forget in River Ridge. 81 00:04:00,607 --> 00:04:01,773 Absolutely. 82 00:04:01,774 --> 00:04:04,142 We are serving the finest French champagne. 83 00:04:04,143 --> 00:04:05,011 Imported? 84 00:04:05,011 --> 00:04:05,778 From France. 85 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:07,012 Excellent. 86 00:04:07,013 --> 00:04:08,780 To serving appetizers from around the world. 87 00:04:08,781 --> 00:04:10,449 Squid. On wheat crisps. 88 00:04:10,450 --> 00:04:12,851 - And... - Escargot, 89 00:04:12,852 --> 00:04:15,254 with habanero pepper, and oysters on the half shell. 90 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,155 No, no, no naked dames. 91 00:04:17,156 --> 00:04:18,390 My wife's here tonight. 92 00:04:18,391 --> 00:04:20,092 No Venus on the half shell, Tracy. 93 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:21,193 Count on it. 94 00:04:21,194 --> 00:04:22,428 My Carlotta. 95 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:24,263 I want my guests to have as good a time 96 00:04:24,264 --> 00:04:26,131 as you two lovebirds have together. 97 00:04:26,132 --> 00:04:27,399 Although I can't actually promise 98 00:04:27,400 --> 00:04:29,001 that anyone will fall in love. 99 00:04:29,002 --> 00:04:31,003 Is that a hot tub over there? 100 00:04:31,004 --> 00:04:33,640 Oh, you are so. 101 00:04:35,908 --> 00:04:38,477 Don't worry, just keep your eye off the wait staff. 102 00:04:38,478 --> 00:04:40,912 You know I only have eyes for you, pumpkin. 103 00:04:40,913 --> 00:04:42,314 I want this evening to be perfect. 104 00:04:42,315 --> 00:04:44,416 And the main course will be served at 9:40. 105 00:04:44,417 --> 00:04:46,518 As long as the main course is not my pocketbook. 106 00:04:46,519 --> 00:04:48,687 No, sir, we are on budget. 107 00:04:48,688 --> 00:04:50,255 Salmon from the Russian river. 108 00:04:50,256 --> 00:04:51,490 With hollandaise sauce. 109 00:04:51,491 --> 00:04:53,191 You imported the salmon from Russia? 110 00:04:53,192 --> 00:04:54,060 Yeah. 111 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:55,193 Only the best. 112 00:04:55,194 --> 00:04:56,095 Where's the prime rib from? 113 00:04:56,095 --> 00:04:57,030 Wisconsin, sir. 114 00:04:57,030 --> 00:04:57,997 What country is that? 115 00:04:57,998 --> 00:04:59,164 It's right next to Bulgaria. 116 00:04:59,165 --> 00:05:01,867 Don't worry, sir, everything Trixie makes 117 00:05:01,868 --> 00:05:04,170 is spectacular. 118 00:05:06,439 --> 00:05:08,207 See you later, honeysuckle. 119 00:05:10,376 --> 00:05:12,844 ♪ It's a shame ♪ 120 00:05:12,845 --> 00:05:15,180 I don't know, we haven't reached the front door yet 121 00:05:15,181 --> 00:05:16,582 and I'm already creeped out. 122 00:05:17,817 --> 00:05:19,584 Oh, heck, there's no cell coverage out here. 123 00:05:19,585 --> 00:05:21,386 It doesn't look that scary. 124 00:05:21,387 --> 00:05:23,555 I don't know why everyone's afraid of this place. 125 00:05:23,556 --> 00:05:24,923 Everyone knows, Sam. 126 00:05:24,924 --> 00:05:27,726 Morgan Mayhew made his millions in life insurance, 127 00:05:27,727 --> 00:05:29,394 but he defrauded his customers 128 00:05:29,395 --> 00:05:31,363 and never paid the insurance policies. 129 00:05:31,364 --> 00:05:33,098 Yeah, so he had to come to River Ridge 130 00:05:33,099 --> 00:05:34,633 to get away from the world. 131 00:05:34,634 --> 00:05:36,501 Or escape his customers. 132 00:05:36,502 --> 00:05:38,170 And he was an occultist. 133 00:05:38,171 --> 00:05:39,371 Was he? 134 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:42,841 His daughter and son mysteriously died. 135 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:45,210 Morgan and his beloved wife Mirabelle 136 00:05:45,211 --> 00:05:48,046 vanished on the eve of the completion of the estate. 137 00:05:48,047 --> 00:05:49,081 Cursed. 138 00:05:49,082 --> 00:05:51,616 They were never seen again. 139 00:05:51,617 --> 00:05:53,385 Well, I mean he probably cut his wrist, 140 00:05:53,386 --> 00:05:55,654 wandered off to the ridge, and fell into the river. 141 00:05:55,655 --> 00:05:57,723 You are no fun. 142 00:05:57,724 --> 00:05:59,191 The night's young. 143 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,259 Though what happened to Mirabelle? 144 00:06:01,260 --> 00:06:02,794 It's still creepy. 145 00:06:02,795 --> 00:06:04,563 It's perfectly fine. 146 00:06:04,564 --> 00:06:06,032 Gunner! 147 00:06:07,567 --> 00:06:08,967 You're welcome to join the party. 148 00:06:08,968 --> 00:06:10,435 I don't like parties. 149 00:06:10,436 --> 00:06:11,536 I want to make sure I have a complete list 150 00:06:11,537 --> 00:06:12,938 of the last-minute fixes. 151 00:06:12,939 --> 00:06:14,639 Most contractors, they come in, they do the job, 152 00:06:14,640 --> 00:06:16,041 and they just vanish. 153 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:17,676 I hope you don't think I'm like that. 154 00:06:17,677 --> 00:06:19,444 I think you're doing a wonderful job. 155 00:06:19,445 --> 00:06:21,113 I hated this dump. 156 00:06:21,114 --> 00:06:24,249 It's OK now, but why do we have to live in River Ridge? 157 00:06:24,250 --> 00:06:25,450 I want to show everyone in this town 158 00:06:25,451 --> 00:06:27,386 that I made something of myself. 159 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:28,787 Besides, it's a great place 160 00:06:28,788 --> 00:06:30,756 to keep Elijah out of trouble in his teen years. 161 00:06:30,757 --> 00:06:32,691 I worry about the trouble that boy can get into 162 00:06:32,692 --> 00:06:33,792 in New York City. 163 00:06:33,793 --> 00:06:35,594 You actually think about Elijah? 164 00:06:35,595 --> 00:06:36,928 You ignore him half the time. 165 00:06:36,929 --> 00:06:38,397 So you keep saying. 166 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:39,698 I'm not in a coma, you know. 167 00:06:39,699 --> 00:06:41,400 I can hear. Sure. 168 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:42,835 But you don't listen. 169 00:06:44,570 --> 00:06:45,737 Make sure that all the receipts 170 00:06:45,738 --> 00:06:47,178 get to my secretary tomorrow morning. 171 00:06:48,741 --> 00:06:49,775 Do me a favor. 172 00:06:49,776 --> 00:06:51,343 Can you put on a shirt 173 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:53,078 and some slacks for tonight? 174 00:06:53,079 --> 00:06:55,981 I got all the local jet set coming in for the party. 175 00:06:55,982 --> 00:06:57,215 Jet set? 176 00:06:57,216 --> 00:06:59,451 The mayor, the county board of supervisors. 177 00:06:59,452 --> 00:07:00,919 I have a change of clothing in my truck. 178 00:07:00,920 --> 00:07:03,589 Good, 'cause I don't think one of my shirts would fit you. 179 00:07:16,335 --> 00:07:17,904 Welcome to Mayhem man, 180 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,506 I'm sorry, Mayhew mansion. 181 00:07:21,507 --> 00:07:22,909 Funny. 182 00:07:24,010 --> 00:07:25,377 I apologize. 183 00:07:25,378 --> 00:07:26,912 It's Mayhew mansion. 184 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:30,248 The construction workers use that term a lot, 185 00:07:30,249 --> 00:07:32,551 and I can't get it out of my head, 186 00:07:32,552 --> 00:07:34,686 and I know what you're going to like tonight. 187 00:07:34,687 --> 00:07:38,157 We have a lovely game called Name That Smell, 188 00:07:39,425 --> 00:07:42,361 and you will feel it before you see it. 189 00:07:43,062 --> 00:07:44,996 My, you're so lovely. 190 00:07:44,997 --> 00:07:46,264 Yes, we are. 191 00:07:46,265 --> 00:07:48,733 It's beyond explanation, your beauty. 192 00:07:48,734 --> 00:07:51,236 Oh, I'm so happy to have you here. 193 00:07:51,237 --> 00:07:52,871 Now you're a bit early because 194 00:07:52,872 --> 00:07:54,873 we're still setting up tables. 195 00:07:54,874 --> 00:07:56,842 Is the bar open? 196 00:07:56,843 --> 00:07:58,610 I love your attitude. 197 00:07:58,611 --> 00:08:00,812 It's very persnickety, 198 00:08:00,813 --> 00:08:03,448 and it has a feeling of 199 00:08:03,449 --> 00:08:06,619 tickling, you see. 200 00:08:07,286 --> 00:08:09,789 The bartender doesn't show up 'til dusk, 201 00:08:10,957 --> 00:08:14,226 but until that time, I can refresh you ladies with a drink. 202 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:16,062 Now you're talking. 203 00:08:17,563 --> 00:08:19,365 My name is Zechariah. 204 00:08:23,269 --> 00:08:24,603 It'll be a wonderful night. 205 00:08:24,604 --> 00:08:27,205 Samantha, I don't know why you lug that 206 00:08:27,206 --> 00:08:29,442 giant bag around with you. 207 00:08:30,309 --> 00:08:31,843 Please. 208 00:08:31,844 --> 00:08:33,312 Enter the party dome. 209 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:38,784 Very good. 210 00:08:42,922 --> 00:08:43,856 Excuse me. 211 00:08:43,856 --> 00:08:44,790 Are you one of the guests? 212 00:08:44,791 --> 00:08:46,024 No, I'm Aaron, I'm late. 213 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:48,027 I was just dead today, but now I feel fine. 214 00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:51,097 Aaron. I think Zechariah's looking for you. 215 00:08:55,234 --> 00:08:56,668 I'm so sorry I'm late, sir. 216 00:08:56,669 --> 00:08:58,589 I just couldn't seem to get out of bed 'til dusk. 217 00:09:00,106 --> 00:09:01,973 You keep this lifestyle going, 218 00:09:01,974 --> 00:09:04,710 you're going to need a day pass. 219 00:09:05,745 --> 00:09:06,913 I'm sorry, sir. 220 00:09:08,447 --> 00:09:09,848 I don't know what happened today. 221 00:09:09,849 --> 00:09:12,117 Well, you better figure out what happened, 222 00:09:12,118 --> 00:09:15,321 because I can have you removed like a curse. 223 00:09:16,656 --> 00:09:18,089 There's Mark. 224 00:09:18,090 --> 00:09:20,927 Oh my god, guys, there's Drake. 225 00:09:21,961 --> 00:09:25,797 Drake is hands off until Sally has a real conversation. 226 00:09:25,798 --> 00:09:28,600 After all this time, why bother? 227 00:09:28,601 --> 00:09:31,236 After all this time, aren't you going to go kiss Tony? 228 00:09:31,237 --> 00:09:32,604 Sally! 229 00:09:32,605 --> 00:09:34,606 You've been chasing after Drake for three years. 230 00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:36,107 Go ahead, ride 'em, cowgirl. 231 00:09:36,108 --> 00:09:37,275 Yeehaw. 232 00:09:37,276 --> 00:09:38,810 If I went out with her, 233 00:09:38,811 --> 00:09:40,412 I'd have to scrape her off with a spatula. 234 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:41,813 Never get rid of her. 235 00:09:41,814 --> 00:09:43,815 I'd have to kill her or something. 236 00:09:43,816 --> 00:09:45,483 Oh, that's romantic. 237 00:09:45,484 --> 00:09:46,718 Yeah, I am. 238 00:09:46,719 --> 00:09:48,588 Kinda chokes me up, I'm so sensitive. 239 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:50,256 You could pass her off to me 240 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,623 if Sarah won't hook up later. 241 00:09:51,624 --> 00:09:55,126 Oh, god, don't give me that macho crap, man. 242 00:09:55,127 --> 00:09:58,296 Hey, we all know you're sick with puppy love over Sarah. 243 00:09:58,297 --> 00:10:00,131 Well, if you ask her, 244 00:10:00,132 --> 00:10:01,566 she might say yeah. 245 00:10:01,567 --> 00:10:03,269 Girls usually do. 246 00:10:04,203 --> 00:10:05,972 Ask her what? 247 00:10:06,505 --> 00:10:09,275 Anything, Tony, anything. 248 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,713 Where have you been? 249 00:10:14,714 --> 00:10:16,815 Places. I don't know. 250 00:10:16,816 --> 00:10:19,150 Don't take that tone with me. 251 00:10:19,151 --> 00:10:22,387 Stay out of trouble and do not go near the pool. 252 00:10:22,388 --> 00:10:24,222 Wow, thanks, Dad. Great party. 253 00:10:24,223 --> 00:10:26,492 I said don't take that tone. 254 00:10:31,597 --> 00:10:32,931 Hi, Tony. 255 00:10:32,932 --> 00:10:36,135 Oh, hey, Samantha. 256 00:10:36,435 --> 00:10:38,070 Hey, Mark. 257 00:10:39,238 --> 00:10:40,505 You wanna dance? 258 00:10:40,506 --> 00:10:41,841 Please, god. 259 00:10:53,386 --> 00:10:54,452 Did you hear from... 260 00:10:54,453 --> 00:10:56,354 I got into Stanford. 261 00:10:56,355 --> 00:10:58,289 Are you heading to Berkeley? 262 00:10:58,290 --> 00:11:00,525 We're practically going to be neighbors. 263 00:11:00,526 --> 00:11:03,128 We should get together sometime. 264 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:05,697 Or, I mean, I mean, keep in touch. 265 00:11:05,698 --> 00:11:07,132 Tony, we're friends. 266 00:11:07,133 --> 00:11:09,168 At the least we're friends. 267 00:11:13,773 --> 00:11:15,241 Not bad. 268 00:11:16,475 --> 00:11:18,176 You owe me a dance tonight. 269 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:21,312 I'm actually singing with one of the bands. 270 00:11:21,313 --> 00:11:22,580 I thought you gave that up. 271 00:11:22,581 --> 00:11:24,183 So did I. 272 00:11:25,117 --> 00:11:26,685 Thanks. Excuse me a minute. 273 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,119 No. 274 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:30,655 I'm a married woman. I'm a happily married woman. 275 00:11:30,656 --> 00:11:32,090 No one's happily married. 276 00:11:32,091 --> 00:11:33,625 If you think your husband's happy, 277 00:11:33,626 --> 00:11:35,827 it's 'cause he's sleeping around. 278 00:11:35,828 --> 00:11:38,897 So, how about 279 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:40,732 you and I 280 00:11:40,733 --> 00:11:43,401 have a little bit of fun? 281 00:11:43,402 --> 00:11:45,637 Just leave me alone, 282 00:11:45,638 --> 00:11:48,541 or you'll be walking funny the rest of the week. 283 00:12:03,155 --> 00:12:04,489 Hey, you two. 284 00:12:04,490 --> 00:12:06,192 Soda is at the bar. 285 00:12:07,159 --> 00:12:11,062 Listen, tonight is a very important night for your father. 286 00:12:11,063 --> 00:12:13,933 I need you two to get along. 287 00:12:17,870 --> 00:12:18,970 Hello. 288 00:12:18,971 --> 00:12:20,573 Hi. 289 00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:22,574 Gunner Thorsen. 290 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,243 Sarah Donner. 291 00:12:25,111 --> 00:12:27,679 So you're here for the party? 292 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:29,414 I'm the contractor. 293 00:12:29,415 --> 00:12:32,851 Oh, I just love men who work with your hands 294 00:12:32,852 --> 00:12:35,620 and tools and wood. 295 00:12:35,621 --> 00:12:38,858 I enjoy working with my hands in carpentry. 296 00:12:39,925 --> 00:12:41,359 Really? 297 00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:44,496 I have a shelf at home that's loose and kinda wiggles. 298 00:12:44,497 --> 00:12:46,164 Oh, you should have that looked at. 299 00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:47,499 Oh, I... 300 00:12:47,500 --> 00:12:49,734 No, it could be dangerous in an earthquake. 301 00:12:49,735 --> 00:12:51,836 Well, I can't afford a contractor, 302 00:12:51,837 --> 00:12:54,172 and I'm just useless with tools. 303 00:12:54,173 --> 00:12:56,141 Well, I'm sure you're exaggerating. 304 00:12:56,142 --> 00:12:58,577 No, I'm hopeless. 305 00:12:59,078 --> 00:13:00,645 I'd be happy to stop by 306 00:13:00,646 --> 00:13:02,847 and fasten that shelf up tight for you sometime. 307 00:13:02,848 --> 00:13:04,582 Oh, I couldn't ask you. 308 00:13:04,583 --> 00:13:05,817 I volunteered. 309 00:13:05,818 --> 00:13:06,985 Oh, I... 310 00:13:06,986 --> 00:13:09,989 I insist. It's a public safety issue. 311 00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:13,692 Well, if it's a safety concern. 312 00:13:14,126 --> 00:13:16,427 Could you show me the estate? 313 00:13:16,428 --> 00:13:18,396 I've never been inside before. 314 00:13:18,397 --> 00:13:20,231 You know it's supposed to be haunted? 315 00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:21,934 I don't believe in ghosts. 316 00:13:22,768 --> 00:13:24,202 This is my lovely wife Rosalind, 317 00:13:24,203 --> 00:13:26,004 and that's our son Elijah. 318 00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:27,605 When I was a kid, I used to love 319 00:13:27,606 --> 00:13:30,508 exploring these grounds and buildings around here. 320 00:13:30,509 --> 00:13:32,777 I'm finally home. 321 00:13:32,778 --> 00:13:34,779 I had some extra money to rebuild this old dump 322 00:13:34,780 --> 00:13:36,714 so I figured, hey, why not throw a party? 323 00:13:36,715 --> 00:13:39,618 , I am married, eh? 324 00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:44,522 Arthur Mayhew. 325 00:13:44,523 --> 00:13:46,024 I can't believe you crashed the party. 326 00:13:46,025 --> 00:13:47,358 Shh, Kelly! 327 00:13:47,359 --> 00:13:49,561 The whole town was invited, practically. 328 00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:52,831 I'm on the guest list as Arthur Smith. 329 00:13:52,832 --> 00:13:54,132 You still aren't... 330 00:13:54,133 --> 00:13:55,967 The will's gotta be here if it's anywhere. 331 00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:57,502 Jesus. 332 00:13:57,503 --> 00:14:00,104 Maybe it got buried with old Morgan Mayhew, 333 00:14:00,105 --> 00:14:01,372 wherever he is. 334 00:14:01,373 --> 00:14:04,142 What is it you expect this magic will to say? 335 00:14:04,143 --> 00:14:07,745 Well, maybe it says the estate passes to the next of kin. 336 00:14:07,746 --> 00:14:09,247 That's what the family rumor is. 337 00:14:09,248 --> 00:14:10,248 That's the kind of thing 338 00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:11,816 families like to believe. 339 00:14:11,817 --> 00:14:13,852 All this could have been mine 340 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,154 if we could have only found the will. 341 00:14:16,155 --> 00:14:18,823 I could have gone to an Ivy League college 342 00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:20,491 if I only would have had the money. 343 00:14:20,492 --> 00:14:22,794 If I had that money, 344 00:14:22,795 --> 00:14:26,030 I'd be on the first jet to Miami, 345 00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:28,433 and then off to Rio. 346 00:14:28,434 --> 00:14:30,034 No, or the south of France, 347 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:31,836 depending on the time of year, of course. 348 00:14:31,837 --> 00:14:33,605 Of course. 349 00:14:33,606 --> 00:14:35,907 What I could do with that money! 350 00:14:35,908 --> 00:14:38,142 I hope you find out, Arthur. 351 00:14:38,143 --> 00:14:39,712 Me too. 352 00:14:40,813 --> 00:14:42,848 Oh, god, there's Mason Murphy. 353 00:14:44,116 --> 00:14:45,450 Well, don't strangle him. 354 00:14:45,451 --> 00:14:49,053 He didn't lose the will. 355 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:50,823 I know, I know, I know. 356 00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:53,993 I've got it. 357 00:14:55,594 --> 00:14:58,130 Meet me upstairs at 9 p.m. 358 00:15:02,101 --> 00:15:03,801 Well, well, well, well. 359 00:15:03,802 --> 00:15:05,303 What do we have here? 360 00:15:05,304 --> 00:15:06,071 What's your name? 361 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,305 Shirley. 362 00:15:07,306 --> 00:15:08,941 - What you're drinking? - Champagne. 363 00:15:09,942 --> 00:15:11,209 So cliche. 364 00:15:11,210 --> 00:15:14,712 Let me introduce you to apple martini. 365 00:15:14,713 --> 00:15:16,047 Shall we? 366 00:15:16,048 --> 00:15:19,117 All public areas have been completely redone, 367 00:15:19,118 --> 00:15:21,686 except for a few of the original pieces 368 00:15:21,687 --> 00:15:22,820 from the Mayhew estate. 369 00:15:22,821 --> 00:15:24,188 - What pieces? - What rooms? 370 00:15:24,189 --> 00:15:27,825 This diary was discovered during the renovation. 371 00:15:27,826 --> 00:15:31,863 Antiquities, that Mayan calendar stone, 372 00:15:31,864 --> 00:15:33,498 and the marble. 373 00:15:33,499 --> 00:15:35,333 Oh! It's almost time for the eclipse. 374 00:15:35,334 --> 00:15:36,501 What am I doing? 375 00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:37,937 Out, out, onto the lawn, everybody. 376 00:15:38,837 --> 00:15:40,272 Perfect. 377 00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:46,211 Oh, cool! Look at that! 378 00:15:47,646 --> 00:15:49,581 Man, that's screwy. 379 00:15:50,082 --> 00:15:51,883 It's not right. We're so small. 380 00:15:51,884 --> 00:15:53,818 We're so small. 381 00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:55,453 What is your problem? 382 00:15:55,454 --> 00:15:56,989 It's just, 383 00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,523 oh god. 384 00:15:58,524 --> 00:15:59,657 Oh god! 385 00:15:59,658 --> 00:16:01,125 It's not real. 386 00:16:01,126 --> 00:16:03,162 It's not really real! 387 00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:06,732 Hey, what are you looking for? 388 00:16:07,666 --> 00:16:08,800 I'm not looking for anything. 389 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:10,001 I saw you looking for something. 390 00:16:10,002 --> 00:16:11,169 I was looking for something 391 00:16:11,170 --> 00:16:12,938 'cause I saw you looking for something. 392 00:16:15,941 --> 00:16:17,409 Did you find it? 393 00:16:17,876 --> 00:16:18,876 I don't know. 394 00:16:18,877 --> 00:16:20,611 What are you looking for? 395 00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:22,247 Nothing. 396 00:16:22,815 --> 00:16:24,183 Me neither. 397 00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:31,456 I need another drink. 398 00:16:31,457 --> 00:16:34,026 The bar's out there if you're looking. 399 00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:43,469 Franklin Kopinsky, I summon you. 400 00:16:46,372 --> 00:16:47,538 Frank? 401 00:16:47,539 --> 00:16:49,640 Appear to me in this nether hour, 402 00:16:49,641 --> 00:16:51,977 bound by love and truth. 403 00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,253 Frank? 404 00:17:02,855 --> 00:17:05,124 Aren't you glad to see me, Frank? 405 00:17:05,491 --> 00:17:06,657 Samantha. 406 00:17:06,658 --> 00:17:09,160 I've missed you so much. 407 00:17:09,161 --> 00:17:11,562 Um. Yeah. 408 00:17:11,563 --> 00:17:13,131 Don't you miss me? 409 00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:14,732 Well, sure, I suppose, 410 00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:16,735 but I've moved on. 411 00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:19,003 Who is that? 412 00:17:19,004 --> 00:17:20,204 Just a friend. 413 00:17:20,205 --> 00:17:21,372 A friend? 414 00:17:21,373 --> 00:17:22,940 My spirit guide. 415 00:17:22,941 --> 00:17:24,242 Like I'd believe you. 416 00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:25,710 "Oh, I'll be right back," 417 00:17:25,711 --> 00:17:27,779 "just heading to the corner to pick up a case of beer." 418 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,213 I was. 419 00:17:29,214 --> 00:17:31,349 They found you down by the river with a dead hooker. 420 00:17:31,350 --> 00:17:32,517 I don't know who she was. 421 00:17:32,518 --> 00:17:34,619 You drowned in an inch of water. 422 00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:37,955 Who does that? Who drowns in an inch of water? 423 00:17:37,956 --> 00:17:39,624 Someone who's so tired of your bitching 424 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:42,727 they drink a case of beer down by the river. 425 00:17:42,728 --> 00:17:44,462 Screw you, Frank. 426 00:17:44,463 --> 00:17:46,497 Oh, now, now. 427 00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:48,466 Finally I'm dead and now you wanna do it. 428 00:17:48,467 --> 00:17:50,868 It's a little late for screwing, Samantha. 429 00:17:50,869 --> 00:17:52,970 I just have to ask you something. 430 00:17:52,971 --> 00:17:55,139 Finally she gets to the point. 431 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,041 I don't have forever, you know. 432 00:17:57,042 --> 00:17:59,944 A winning lottery ticket was sold at the liquor store 433 00:17:59,945 --> 00:18:01,446 the night you died, 434 00:18:01,447 --> 00:18:03,347 and it's never been redeemed. 435 00:18:03,348 --> 00:18:04,582 Did you buy a lottery ticket 436 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,284 when you bought that case of beer? 437 00:18:06,285 --> 00:18:08,052 You dragged my ass all the way back 438 00:18:08,053 --> 00:18:10,288 from perdition for money? 439 00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:13,624 And, no, I didn't buy a lottery ticket that night 440 00:18:13,625 --> 00:18:16,694 because I spent all my money on liquor and hookers. 441 00:18:16,695 --> 00:18:18,429 How could you say that to me now, Frank? 442 00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:19,931 I'm under a spell. 443 00:18:19,932 --> 00:18:21,466 I cannot tell a lie. 444 00:18:21,467 --> 00:18:23,501 Then did you ever love me? 445 00:18:23,502 --> 00:18:25,504 Of course I loved you. 446 00:18:27,172 --> 00:18:29,441 I was afraid I'd never see you again. 447 00:18:30,809 --> 00:18:32,643 What's it like? 448 00:18:32,644 --> 00:18:34,178 Beyond the veil? 449 00:18:34,179 --> 00:18:35,446 I'm sorry, Samantha, you're gonna have to 450 00:18:35,447 --> 00:18:37,316 find that out for yourself. 451 00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:40,785 Wait! 452 00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,721 Who are you with? 453 00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:44,689 Are you seeing someone? 454 00:18:44,690 --> 00:18:48,227 Are you dating somebody you met in purgatory? 455 00:18:48,927 --> 00:18:51,130 I'll see you soon, Samantha. 456 00:19:00,405 --> 00:19:02,039 Mayor August Harold. 457 00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,176 But you knew that, right? 458 00:19:05,611 --> 00:19:07,545 There, there, darling, it'll be all right. 459 00:19:07,546 --> 00:19:09,147 Get out while you still can. 460 00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,115 What? 461 00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:11,983 Run before it's too late. 462 00:19:11,984 --> 00:19:13,751 Well, it's a little early to announce 463 00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:15,186 my reelection campaign, 464 00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:17,522 but with supporters like you, I guess I can't lose. 465 00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:19,057 Run! 466 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:23,828 Evening, Mason. 467 00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:24,663 Evening, Mayor. 468 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:25,464 Great party. 469 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:26,664 Eh, I've had better. 470 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:28,133 What? Oh. 471 00:19:28,767 --> 00:19:31,370 Did you have any more trouble with that building permit? 472 00:19:35,774 --> 00:19:37,942 What building permit? 473 00:19:37,943 --> 00:19:39,210 Exactly. 474 00:19:39,211 --> 00:19:41,013 I hate to drink and run, but 475 00:19:42,147 --> 00:19:43,781 I've gotta run. 476 00:19:43,782 --> 00:19:45,850 See you Sunday, the. 477 00:19:45,851 --> 00:19:46,918 See you there. 478 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,987 Where's Gloria? 479 00:19:50,589 --> 00:19:51,989 After you, my dear. 480 00:19:51,990 --> 00:19:54,358 An original oil painting of Morgan Mayhew, 481 00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,895 who built this mansion in 1920. 482 00:20:06,238 --> 00:20:08,006 You look just like him. 483 00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:10,408 You could be his son. 484 00:20:10,409 --> 00:20:12,109 Or his reincarnated spirit. 485 00:20:12,110 --> 00:20:14,478 You know, these old River Ridge families. 486 00:20:14,479 --> 00:20:17,583 We're all related. 487 00:20:17,749 --> 00:20:20,284 I'd hoped coming here would bring us closer again. 488 00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:21,786 We talk all the time. 489 00:20:21,787 --> 00:20:24,756 That's more than most couples I know. 490 00:20:26,325 --> 00:20:28,192 I remember when you were in love with me. 491 00:20:28,193 --> 00:20:29,961 I love you, Rosalind. 492 00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:33,097 I always have, I always will. 493 00:20:33,098 --> 00:20:35,767 , I've got tours to give. 494 00:20:42,207 --> 00:20:44,142 Is it clockwise? 495 00:20:53,518 --> 00:20:55,686 The lost bearer bonds. 496 00:20:55,687 --> 00:20:57,389 Mayhew Insurance. 497 00:20:58,490 --> 00:21:00,291 My grandfather was right! 498 00:21:00,292 --> 00:21:02,193 So easy, right there in front of everyone 499 00:21:02,194 --> 00:21:03,461 for all these years! 500 00:21:03,462 --> 00:21:06,365 How many times have the stocks split? 501 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:09,334 These bonds are worth millions. 502 00:21:11,670 --> 00:21:13,005 Hi, Drake. 503 00:21:14,573 --> 00:21:16,541 What are you doing? 504 00:21:17,042 --> 00:21:18,910 What are those? 505 00:21:24,249 --> 00:21:25,716 I was looking for you, Sally. 506 00:21:25,717 --> 00:21:26,885 Wait, what? 507 00:21:28,086 --> 00:21:30,054 I've been crushing on you for years. 508 00:21:30,055 --> 00:21:31,322 What? 509 00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:32,991 It's true. 510 00:21:33,759 --> 00:21:36,527 Meet me at the upstairs landing in 45 minutes? 511 00:21:36,528 --> 00:21:37,929 OK. 512 00:21:51,176 --> 00:21:55,212 I got to put up with my half-wit twin brother! 513 00:21:55,213 --> 00:21:57,381 God, you disgust me! 514 00:21:57,382 --> 00:21:58,883 OK. 515 00:21:58,884 --> 00:22:01,452 I am tired of carrying you through life. 516 00:22:01,453 --> 00:22:03,955 It's time you carry me for a bit. 517 00:22:04,690 --> 00:22:07,525 Everyone has their cross to bear, and you're mine. 518 00:22:07,526 --> 00:22:08,693 I'm sorry. 519 00:22:08,694 --> 00:22:10,695 I am not gonna let you drag me down. 520 00:22:10,696 --> 00:22:11,963 Do you hear me? 521 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,540 Just keep the house and grounds clear of trash, 522 00:22:22,474 --> 00:22:26,544 and try not to look like a slack-jawed idiot. 523 00:22:26,545 --> 00:22:28,814 I'm sorry. 524 00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:31,916 Why they didn't drown you at birth I will never know. 525 00:22:31,917 --> 00:22:33,819 God, what a freak! 526 00:22:38,557 --> 00:22:40,324 What was that? What was that? 527 00:22:40,325 --> 00:22:41,526 You guys hear that? 528 00:22:42,728 --> 00:22:44,696 No, it's just, you're being paranoid. 529 00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:50,067 Everything smells wonderful. 530 00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:51,837 Come on, guys, give me a hand. 531 00:23:01,046 --> 00:23:02,614 What did you do? 532 00:23:05,384 --> 00:23:07,786 Oh, good Lord, what was that? 533 00:23:08,286 --> 00:23:10,521 No worries, just a burn in the kitchen. 534 00:23:10,522 --> 00:23:12,624 Everything is all right. 535 00:23:22,167 --> 00:23:23,634 Nobody saw that, OK? 536 00:23:23,635 --> 00:23:24,869 It was an accident! 537 00:23:24,870 --> 00:23:26,203 What are we gonna do? 538 00:23:26,204 --> 00:23:28,239 Carpet and close it. 539 00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:29,540 Go get one! Hurry! 540 00:23:29,541 --> 00:23:31,376 All right, I got it, I got it. 541 00:23:33,578 --> 00:23:35,514 The original furniture. 542 00:23:37,315 --> 00:23:39,050 Clockwise? 543 00:23:41,319 --> 00:23:42,921 Counter-clockwise. 544 00:23:58,703 --> 00:24:00,504 My great-uncle's will. 545 00:24:00,505 --> 00:24:02,407 So easy! 546 00:24:02,808 --> 00:24:04,275 My father was right. 547 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:06,444 Morgan Mayhew, he must have hid it 548 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,513 in his drawer for safekeeping. 549 00:24:10,215 --> 00:24:13,118 I'm the sole heir to the estate. 550 00:24:17,522 --> 00:24:18,756 Oh! 551 00:24:18,757 --> 00:24:20,224 Mr. Murphy, I didn't know... 552 00:24:20,225 --> 00:24:22,427 Hello, Arthur! 553 00:24:23,795 --> 00:24:26,831 You know, I checked the guest list. 554 00:24:26,832 --> 00:24:30,100 There is no Arthur Smith on it. 555 00:24:30,101 --> 00:24:33,305 But I think your name is actually Mayhew. 556 00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:34,805 So what if it is? 557 00:24:34,806 --> 00:24:37,509 Can't I go incognito to a party? 558 00:24:38,910 --> 00:24:40,378 Spill it. 559 00:24:40,745 --> 00:24:42,880 OK. My great-uncle built the house. 560 00:24:42,881 --> 00:24:44,916 I just wanted to have a look. 561 00:24:45,851 --> 00:24:47,284 Hmm. 562 00:24:47,285 --> 00:24:49,920 Well, you're welcome to look around. 563 00:24:49,921 --> 00:24:52,791 Have a drink. Hell, stay for dinner. 564 00:24:53,592 --> 00:24:56,260 Just keep your sticky fingers 565 00:24:56,261 --> 00:24:58,963 off the furnishings. 566 00:24:58,964 --> 00:25:00,398 I promise. 567 00:25:01,132 --> 00:25:03,100 Well, have a good time, then. 568 00:25:03,101 --> 00:25:04,903 It's a party, for God's sakes. 569 00:25:11,910 --> 00:25:12,811 Oh, guys, please 570 00:25:12,812 --> 00:25:14,178 don't unroll that in here. 571 00:25:14,179 --> 00:25:15,981 There could be spiders. 572 00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:25,756 ♪ Sarah, it's been a long time 573 00:25:25,757 --> 00:25:27,424 ♪ Since I've been feeling all these feelings 574 00:25:27,425 --> 00:25:29,527 ♪ All the love I feel for you now 575 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:32,129 ♪ I know that sometimes 576 00:25:32,130 --> 00:25:33,831 ♪ It can be a little overwhelming 577 00:25:33,832 --> 00:25:35,666 ♪ But this feeling's something new 578 00:25:35,667 --> 00:25:38,569 ♪ And you are my princess 579 00:25:38,570 --> 00:25:42,106 ♪ But if you'd rather be my queen you can be my queen too 580 00:25:42,107 --> 00:25:44,975 ♪ We'll show them, all the people 581 00:25:44,976 --> 00:25:48,712 ♪ That this time is for real, everything I say is true 582 00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:51,515 ♪ I don't know where I would be without you 583 00:25:51,516 --> 00:25:54,552 ♪ But I know one thing's for sure 584 00:25:54,553 --> 00:25:58,222 ♪ I'll be leaving my doors open for 585 00:25:58,223 --> 00:26:01,058 ♪ Your smiling face that makes my heart race 586 00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:02,927 ♪ And I don't wanna spend 587 00:26:02,928 --> 00:26:04,328 ♪ Another single day 588 00:26:04,329 --> 00:26:06,331 ♪ Without you 589 00:26:07,232 --> 00:26:10,968 ♪ I'll be singing love songs all night long 590 00:26:10,969 --> 00:26:13,871 ♪ Hoping that you're hearing the words I'm singing 591 00:26:13,872 --> 00:26:15,706 ♪ 'Cause I don't wanna spend 592 00:26:15,707 --> 00:26:17,074 ♪ Another single day 593 00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:18,943 ♪ Without you 594 00:26:18,944 --> 00:26:20,711 ♪ Not another day without you 595 00:26:20,712 --> 00:26:23,647 ♪ Singing love songs all night long 596 00:26:23,648 --> 00:26:26,584 ♪ Hoping that you're hearing the words I'm singing 597 00:26:26,585 --> 00:26:28,385 ♪ 'Cause I don't wanna spend 598 00:26:28,386 --> 00:26:29,787 ♪ Another single day 599 00:26:29,788 --> 00:26:31,755 ♪ Without you 600 00:26:31,756 --> 00:26:35,093 ♪ Not another day without you ♪ 601 00:26:51,643 --> 00:26:52,978 Marie! 602 00:26:56,514 --> 00:26:59,451 Hey, man, good job, hey! 603 00:27:01,286 --> 00:27:02,620 What you looking at? 604 00:27:02,621 --> 00:27:04,789 I think I just saw my dead sister. 605 00:27:05,423 --> 00:27:06,858 What? 606 00:27:07,425 --> 00:27:09,361 That can't be a good sign, can it? 607 00:27:11,396 --> 00:27:13,130 I think it's a sign you need to drink more. 608 00:27:13,131 --> 00:27:14,666 Great party, huh? 609 00:27:15,700 --> 00:27:16,900 Yeah. 610 00:27:16,901 --> 00:27:18,102 I still have to finish the inspection. 611 00:27:18,103 --> 00:27:21,306 Oh, well, sure. I understand. 612 00:27:22,207 --> 00:27:25,042 You know, I'm not the sort who usually... 613 00:27:25,043 --> 00:27:26,510 Neither am I. 614 00:27:26,511 --> 00:27:29,313 Can I get your number or? 615 00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:31,749 Sure. I hate hook-ups. 616 00:27:31,750 --> 00:27:33,985 You never see the guy again. 617 00:27:36,688 --> 00:27:38,288 I wanna see you again. 618 00:27:38,289 --> 00:27:39,657 At least one more time. 619 00:27:39,658 --> 00:27:42,327 12, midnight, in the foyer. 620 00:27:42,994 --> 00:27:45,129 Could you give me a lift home? 621 00:27:45,130 --> 00:27:47,065 I'm sure I could give you a ride. 622 00:27:50,402 --> 00:27:52,003 Make it 11. 623 00:27:57,609 --> 00:27:59,443 Creepy place. 624 00:27:59,444 --> 00:28:01,578 I think I left my drink over there. 625 00:28:01,579 --> 00:28:03,715 Just stand up and see if you can reach. 626 00:28:11,156 --> 00:28:12,357 Thanks. 627 00:28:18,997 --> 00:28:21,765 But I wanted to stay and see the party. 628 00:28:21,766 --> 00:28:23,600 This party's dead. 629 00:28:23,601 --> 00:28:25,436 I want another drink. 630 00:28:25,437 --> 00:28:27,104 There's whiskey in the car. 631 00:28:27,105 --> 00:28:29,306 No, I want a fruity little drink 632 00:28:29,307 --> 00:28:31,742 with an umbrella and a twisty straw. 633 00:28:31,743 --> 00:28:33,311 Not tonight. 634 00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:37,014 Isn't that supposed to be my line? 635 00:28:37,015 --> 00:28:38,882 Seriously, Gloria, what's the problem? 636 00:28:38,883 --> 00:28:40,317 My business is done. 637 00:28:40,318 --> 00:28:42,386 I wanna get out of here before this party goes to hell. 638 00:28:42,387 --> 00:28:44,956 Aw, but that's when all the fun starts. 639 00:28:46,024 --> 00:28:47,224 Just what I need. 640 00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:48,759 A photo of myself in a drunken party 641 00:28:48,760 --> 00:28:51,095 with my mistress again on the Internet. 642 00:28:51,096 --> 00:28:53,798 Hey, I never said I was your mistress. 643 00:28:54,632 --> 00:28:57,034 Half the people at the hot tub were naked. 644 00:28:57,035 --> 00:28:58,336 Really? 645 00:28:59,471 --> 00:29:00,504 Let's go. 646 00:29:00,505 --> 00:29:02,040 Hey, hold your horses. 647 00:29:03,675 --> 00:29:05,143 What is that? 648 00:29:12,550 --> 00:29:14,486 Is one of the horses out of the stable? 649 00:29:16,421 --> 00:29:18,923 What's the horses doing over there? 650 00:29:52,590 --> 00:29:53,590 What's her name? 651 00:29:53,591 --> 00:29:54,959 Which one? 652 00:29:55,693 --> 00:29:56,827 My son must never know 653 00:29:56,828 --> 00:29:58,996 that his father's a philanderer, 654 00:29:58,997 --> 00:30:01,800 that he cheated on me with another woman. 655 00:30:02,333 --> 00:30:04,067 Other women? 656 00:30:04,068 --> 00:30:05,036 My god. 657 00:30:05,037 --> 00:30:07,338 Damn him, he will pay. 658 00:30:10,341 --> 00:30:11,842 By the way, I do have another copy 659 00:30:11,843 --> 00:30:14,779 of these photos, and 660 00:30:16,281 --> 00:30:19,249 I can show them to your son, 661 00:30:19,250 --> 00:30:22,719 Elijah, if you don't pay me, 662 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:25,022 let's say, $10,000. 663 00:30:25,023 --> 00:30:26,423 You bastard. 664 00:30:26,424 --> 00:30:28,559 I'm going to take only 20,000. 665 00:30:28,560 --> 00:30:30,594 Just because I like you that much. 666 00:30:30,595 --> 00:30:32,363 Of course, Mr. Steel. 667 00:30:33,198 --> 00:30:35,099 Don't worry, Detective. 668 00:30:40,104 --> 00:30:42,207 I've got yours right here. 669 00:31:01,826 --> 00:31:03,561 Thirsty work. 670 00:31:05,763 --> 00:31:08,099 Time for Mother's little helper. 671 00:31:10,969 --> 00:31:12,569 We're not even sure if he came here alone. 672 00:31:12,570 --> 00:31:15,305 We put the body aside until the authorities can arrive. 673 00:31:15,306 --> 00:31:16,541 No, no! 674 00:31:17,175 --> 00:31:20,144 No. No one's calling the cops on my party. 675 00:31:20,511 --> 00:31:22,312 Oh, Tony. 676 00:31:22,313 --> 00:31:23,747 I missed your song. 677 00:31:23,748 --> 00:31:26,516 Did you see a woman in a red silk dress up here? 678 00:31:26,517 --> 00:31:27,452 No. 679 00:31:27,453 --> 00:31:29,720 Look, it's one guy who died. 680 00:31:29,721 --> 00:31:30,787 Tough luck. 681 00:31:30,788 --> 00:31:32,790 Nothing can be done for him now. 682 00:31:32,957 --> 00:31:34,091 Who is she? 683 00:31:34,092 --> 00:31:35,760 She's, 684 00:31:36,027 --> 00:31:37,227 nothing. 685 00:31:37,228 --> 00:31:39,196 After the party, we'll call the ambulance 686 00:31:39,197 --> 00:31:41,064 and the coroner, got it? 687 00:31:41,065 --> 00:31:41,900 But, sir... 688 00:31:41,901 --> 00:31:43,033 I said, you got it? 689 00:31:43,034 --> 00:31:44,134 Yes, sir. 690 00:31:44,135 --> 00:31:45,969 I still owe you a dance. 691 00:31:45,970 --> 00:31:48,106 Oh, yeah, of course. 692 00:31:48,706 --> 00:31:52,643 Hey, Tony, I don't wanna give you the wrong idea. 693 00:31:52,644 --> 00:31:54,879 No, of course not. 694 00:32:05,823 --> 00:32:07,592 Smile. 695 00:32:14,065 --> 00:32:16,800 Can you tell me what that big stone fragment is 696 00:32:16,801 --> 00:32:18,602 down in the room by the library? 697 00:32:18,603 --> 00:32:20,671 That's a very interesting story. 698 00:32:20,672 --> 00:32:22,406 I love interesting stories. 699 00:32:22,407 --> 00:32:23,707 He brought that stone fragment 700 00:32:23,708 --> 00:32:25,842 from an excavation site in Mexico City, 701 00:32:25,843 --> 00:32:27,144 an ancient temple. 702 00:32:27,145 --> 00:32:28,979 That very stone fragment 703 00:32:28,980 --> 00:32:31,048 is a piece of the Mayan stone calendar, 704 00:32:31,049 --> 00:32:33,784 and it's 3600 years old this very year. 705 00:32:33,785 --> 00:32:35,118 Shit. 706 00:32:35,119 --> 00:32:37,888 Human blood spilled on that very rock. 707 00:32:37,889 --> 00:32:39,122 Did they find anything underneath it? 708 00:32:39,123 --> 00:32:40,391 They didn't find anything. 709 00:32:44,896 --> 00:32:46,530 Imagine our luck, 710 00:32:46,531 --> 00:32:49,767 being here the very time the calendar starts a new era. 711 00:32:51,269 --> 00:32:54,105 Look, I tried a spell earlier and something went wrong. 712 00:32:54,906 --> 00:32:57,607 You promised not to do that magic nonsense. 713 00:32:57,608 --> 00:32:59,443 I lied! 714 00:32:59,444 --> 00:33:02,080 There are other forces here I wasn't aware of. 715 00:33:02,947 --> 00:33:04,214 What does that mean? 716 00:33:04,215 --> 00:33:05,949 It means anything could happen! 717 00:33:05,950 --> 00:33:08,485 Your worst nightmares, your biggest fears, 718 00:33:08,486 --> 00:33:10,388 your most personal demons. 719 00:33:11,689 --> 00:33:13,124 It's not funny. 720 00:33:16,427 --> 00:33:17,996 What the hell? 721 00:33:20,965 --> 00:33:22,667 Oh. 722 00:33:25,803 --> 00:33:28,171 Someone in this house is a murderer. 723 00:33:28,172 --> 00:33:31,308 Elijah, don't be too upset. We didn't even know him. 724 00:33:31,309 --> 00:33:32,642 He's a detective. 725 00:33:32,643 --> 00:33:33,910 What is he doing here? 726 00:33:33,911 --> 00:33:35,812 Half the county's here tonight, Mason. 727 00:33:35,813 --> 00:33:38,415 Someone must have wanted to silence him. 728 00:33:38,416 --> 00:33:40,183 But why? 729 00:33:40,184 --> 00:33:41,718 OK, we're gonna have to call the cops. 730 00:33:41,719 --> 00:33:42,886 No! No, no, no, no. 731 00:33:42,887 --> 00:33:44,588 We don't want to panic everyone, 732 00:33:44,589 --> 00:33:45,989 not until the party's over. 733 00:33:45,990 --> 00:33:49,027 Someone out there is a murderer! 734 00:33:52,397 --> 00:33:54,432 Mr. Murphy, oh, my. 735 00:33:55,199 --> 00:33:56,900 This has never happened before, 736 00:33:56,901 --> 00:33:59,037 two murders at one of my parties. 737 00:34:00,405 --> 00:34:03,573 I've never had two murders at any of my parties. 738 00:34:03,574 --> 00:34:05,275 And we don't know who it is. 739 00:34:05,276 --> 00:34:08,645 Well, what are the odds he'll kill again tonight? 740 00:34:08,646 --> 00:34:11,048 There's a maniac loose in here. 741 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:14,652 This man has been shot, stabbed, and had his head kicked in. 742 00:34:17,188 --> 00:34:18,455 This is a party. 743 00:34:18,456 --> 00:34:20,390 Someone out there is a murderer! 744 00:34:20,391 --> 00:34:21,792 Don't be a coward. 745 00:34:21,793 --> 00:34:23,961 This party's gonna be good. 746 00:34:28,666 --> 00:34:29,800 That's it. 747 00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:31,068 I'm done in here. 748 00:34:31,069 --> 00:34:33,304 I'm not gonna get murdered. 749 00:34:35,973 --> 00:34:38,442 I've never seen the moon like that before. 750 00:34:38,443 --> 00:34:39,609 It's blood red. 751 00:34:39,610 --> 00:34:41,078 It's so huge. 752 00:34:41,079 --> 00:34:42,279 It's so stark. 753 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,947 It's like an evil eye staring down on us. 754 00:34:43,948 --> 00:34:47,018 Isn't the eclipse supposed to be over at 9:40? 755 00:34:47,885 --> 00:34:51,122 The earth and the moon are frozen in space. And time. 756 00:34:52,156 --> 00:34:53,824 I think global warming. 757 00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:55,058 Smog. 758 00:34:55,059 --> 00:34:56,827 It's the ozone. It makes everything red. 759 00:34:56,828 --> 00:34:58,095 No, it's the hole in the ozone 760 00:34:58,096 --> 00:34:59,463 that makes everything red. 761 00:34:59,464 --> 00:35:00,697 - Really? - Yeah. 762 00:35:00,698 --> 00:35:01,832 You wanna correct me right here? 763 00:35:01,833 --> 00:35:02,500 You wanna make something of it, man? 764 00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:03,500 Let's do it. 765 00:35:07,505 --> 00:35:08,406 Oh, man. 766 00:35:08,407 --> 00:35:09,439 Are you OK? 767 00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:11,109 Violence makes me nauseous. 768 00:35:13,644 --> 00:35:14,912 What a goofball. 769 00:35:19,050 --> 00:35:20,183 What's going on? 770 00:35:20,184 --> 00:35:22,085 I am not being murdered by one of those 771 00:35:22,086 --> 00:35:24,754 sick, psychotic, demented 772 00:35:24,755 --> 00:35:25,556 bastards. Hey! 773 00:35:25,557 --> 00:35:27,258 They're party guests. 774 00:35:28,392 --> 00:35:29,759 What are you talking about? 775 00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:32,329 There is a murderer in this house. 776 00:35:32,330 --> 00:35:33,898 What? 777 00:35:34,098 --> 00:35:36,366 I am not gonna be next, OK? 778 00:35:36,367 --> 00:35:37,968 Hey, and what's your brilliant plan, Elijah? 779 00:35:37,969 --> 00:35:39,803 Screw you, Dad, OK? 780 00:35:39,804 --> 00:35:42,139 I am walking in this room. 781 00:35:42,140 --> 00:35:44,808 There are no windows, and there are no other doors, 782 00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:46,877 so I'm gonna lock myself in here 783 00:35:46,878 --> 00:35:48,279 until morning. 784 00:35:49,147 --> 00:35:50,881 I'll see who's still alive when the police arrive 785 00:35:50,882 --> 00:35:52,884 or when the morning comes. 786 00:35:53,251 --> 00:35:55,819 You know that if you go running off by yourself, 787 00:35:55,820 --> 00:35:57,755 you're gonna get murdered. 788 00:35:59,357 --> 00:36:00,324 No one is splitting up. 789 00:36:00,325 --> 00:36:01,458 I'm gonna walk in here now. 790 00:36:01,459 --> 00:36:02,792 At least let me stay with you. 791 00:36:02,793 --> 00:36:05,396 No one is gonna change my mind. 792 00:36:06,931 --> 00:36:08,332 I'll see you in the morning. 793 00:36:17,909 --> 00:36:19,910 I know he's safe in there. 794 00:36:19,911 --> 00:36:22,180 After all, he's all alone. 795 00:36:25,583 --> 00:36:27,751 Elijah! Elijah! 796 00:36:27,752 --> 00:36:28,919 My baby! 797 00:36:28,920 --> 00:36:30,288 We can't open this door. 798 00:36:33,925 --> 00:36:35,192 Drama queen. 799 00:36:35,193 --> 00:36:36,827 Mr. Corbett? 800 00:36:37,495 --> 00:36:38,495 Do you think it's still all right 801 00:36:38,496 --> 00:36:39,996 if I take off early tonight? 802 00:36:39,997 --> 00:36:42,199 Yes, Jody, I know your mother's not feeling well. 803 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,402 We have plenty of extra hands tonight. 804 00:36:45,169 --> 00:36:47,737 I can't wait until your wife is busy in the kitchen. 805 00:36:47,738 --> 00:36:49,372 Jody, you know what I'm gonna do to you 806 00:36:49,373 --> 00:36:51,174 when I get you in that broom closet. 807 00:36:51,175 --> 00:36:53,010 You are so hot. 808 00:36:53,878 --> 00:36:56,479 You know I want it. 809 00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:59,216 Better get back to work before anybody notices. 810 00:36:59,217 --> 00:37:01,519 I'm waiting for it, stud. 811 00:37:03,321 --> 00:37:04,722 Samuel! 812 00:37:05,289 --> 00:37:07,090 How could you? 813 00:37:07,091 --> 00:37:09,860 With that trailer trash! 814 00:37:10,127 --> 00:37:12,930 How could you humiliate me like this? 815 00:37:13,764 --> 00:37:16,333 And now the whole town probably knows. 816 00:37:16,334 --> 00:37:19,370 I'm so humiliated! 817 00:37:19,470 --> 00:37:20,705 Oh! 818 00:37:22,139 --> 00:37:24,108 Bastard! 819 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:27,411 How could he do this to me? 820 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:32,984 I dedicated my entire life to him. 821 00:37:35,987 --> 00:37:37,989 I can't believe this! 822 00:37:46,731 --> 00:37:49,266 Oh, I'll make you a drink 823 00:37:49,267 --> 00:37:51,602 you'll never forget, Samuel. 824 00:37:52,536 --> 00:37:54,672 It'll be spectacular. 825 00:38:08,052 --> 00:38:10,086 Here's a little drink for you, sweetheart. 826 00:38:10,087 --> 00:38:14,158 Oh, you are so thoughtful, my sequined angel. 827 00:38:14,458 --> 00:38:16,693 I will always be yours. 828 00:38:16,694 --> 00:38:18,628 It has a little kick in it. 829 00:38:18,629 --> 00:38:20,197 Oh, you're my only kick. 830 00:38:21,632 --> 00:38:24,501 This is a little bit of a firecracker, 831 00:38:24,502 --> 00:38:27,271 to get you hot for later. 832 00:38:33,244 --> 00:38:35,446 She doesn't even know about the murders yet. 833 00:38:40,117 --> 00:38:42,352 That was so impolite, young lady. 834 00:38:42,353 --> 00:38:44,254 And that was your husband? 835 00:38:44,255 --> 00:38:45,556 What? 836 00:38:50,361 --> 00:38:53,030 Don't forget your drink, my darling. 837 00:38:54,832 --> 00:38:56,734 Oh, my god! 838 00:38:58,636 --> 00:39:00,304 Trixie! 839 00:39:08,346 --> 00:39:09,579 No, wait! 840 00:39:09,580 --> 00:39:11,315 Why? 841 00:39:13,117 --> 00:39:14,985 That's why, that's why! 842 00:39:24,762 --> 00:39:25,863 Poison? 843 00:39:27,431 --> 00:39:30,368 Poison, you moon-faced bitch? 844 00:39:32,036 --> 00:39:34,405 I never even knew you. 845 00:39:35,940 --> 00:39:38,042 I never even knew you at all. 846 00:39:50,121 --> 00:39:51,622 What's going on here? 847 00:39:52,957 --> 00:39:54,357 God, she's dead drunk. 848 00:39:54,358 --> 00:39:56,626 Just dead. Poisoned by Trixie. 849 00:39:56,627 --> 00:39:58,596 Hot damn, this is fantastic! 850 00:39:59,830 --> 00:40:01,064 What? 851 00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:03,566 Rosalind's ensured for five million dollars. 852 00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:06,069 I just turned a profit in this old dump. 853 00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:08,571 It wasn't suicide, was it? 854 00:40:08,572 --> 00:40:09,606 No. 855 00:40:09,607 --> 00:40:10,874 Great. 856 00:40:10,875 --> 00:40:12,041 You know, I could make it worth your while 857 00:40:12,042 --> 00:40:14,178 if you testified to that fact. 858 00:40:15,246 --> 00:40:17,981 We have to tell this to the authorities. 859 00:40:17,982 --> 00:40:20,717 In River Ridge, they're all either drunk 860 00:40:20,718 --> 00:40:22,887 or stoned 'til tomorrow morning. 861 00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:25,655 We talked about this. No cops. 862 00:40:25,656 --> 00:40:26,990 But you have a responsibility! 863 00:40:26,991 --> 00:40:28,692 To host a party. 864 00:40:29,493 --> 00:40:32,963 Todd, can you remove the bodies? Thanks, brother. 865 00:40:33,497 --> 00:40:34,764 Everybody, have a drink. 866 00:40:34,765 --> 00:40:36,099 Open a fresh champagne bottle, 867 00:40:36,100 --> 00:40:38,334 whiskey, vodka, whatever the hell's back there. 868 00:40:38,335 --> 00:40:40,805 We'll talk later about you-know-what. 869 00:40:42,673 --> 00:40:44,340 What happened to her? 870 00:40:44,341 --> 00:40:45,876 She's dead. 871 00:40:47,211 --> 00:40:48,344 Just like your son is dead. 872 00:40:48,345 --> 00:40:50,580 Didn't you at least love your son? 873 00:40:50,581 --> 00:40:52,749 Of course I loved my son, 874 00:40:52,750 --> 00:40:54,818 but a man can always get another son. 875 00:40:54,819 --> 00:40:57,120 But you have a chance to cash in on 876 00:40:57,121 --> 00:40:58,822 your wife's insurance policy 877 00:40:58,823 --> 00:41:00,624 once, maybe twice. 878 00:41:02,326 --> 00:41:03,560 Rosalind thought it was a bad idea 879 00:41:03,561 --> 00:41:05,328 to come back to River Ridge. 880 00:41:05,329 --> 00:41:06,263 Ha! 881 00:41:06,264 --> 00:41:07,698 Who figured? 882 00:41:07,998 --> 00:41:09,999 There's bite marks on Trixie's neck, 883 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,368 but I think the fork killed her. 884 00:41:12,369 --> 00:41:15,372 You really think so? You're a genius. 885 00:41:18,476 --> 00:41:20,210 What are you looking at? 886 00:41:20,211 --> 00:41:22,312 What are you looking for? 887 00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:23,280 Finders keepers. 888 00:41:23,281 --> 00:41:25,216 Losers weepers. 889 00:41:27,284 --> 00:41:28,619 Oh, Trix. 890 00:41:29,954 --> 00:41:31,755 How am I gonna tell the boys? 891 00:41:37,928 --> 00:41:38,995 You having your own private party 892 00:41:38,996 --> 00:41:40,798 out in the cold or something? 893 00:41:42,132 --> 00:41:44,168 This isn't funny, freaks. 894 00:41:44,668 --> 00:41:46,102 Think it's funny trying to scare a girl 895 00:41:46,103 --> 00:41:48,739 with your stupid zombie walk? 896 00:41:50,207 --> 00:41:52,543 Screw you, I hope you never get laid. 897 00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:03,386 Great night! 898 00:42:03,387 --> 00:42:05,054 Did someone just keel over in there? 899 00:42:05,055 --> 00:42:07,357 Oh, yeah, I guess they did. 900 00:42:07,358 --> 00:42:08,625 It's terrible. 901 00:42:08,626 --> 00:42:10,294 But I found the will. 902 00:42:14,798 --> 00:42:16,800 You get everything here, 903 00:42:17,468 --> 00:42:20,236 and all the houses for about a mile around too. 904 00:42:20,237 --> 00:42:22,572 The original grounds were almost a mile. 905 00:42:22,573 --> 00:42:24,707 Now they can all pay me rent. 906 00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:25,809 That's not right. 907 00:42:26,610 --> 00:42:28,511 We're a poor county. 908 00:42:28,512 --> 00:42:31,581 These people have lived on this land for almost 90 years. 909 00:42:31,582 --> 00:42:34,651 My family's been poor for almost 90 years. 910 00:42:34,652 --> 00:42:36,286 They can pay me or get out. 911 00:42:36,287 --> 00:42:38,121 It's not right. You can't. 912 00:42:38,122 --> 00:42:39,188 No, wait! 913 00:42:39,189 --> 00:42:40,657 I'm doing you a favor. 914 00:42:40,658 --> 00:42:42,125 This isn't you. 915 00:42:42,126 --> 00:42:43,394 No! 916 00:42:44,995 --> 00:42:47,630 You can't make this decision for me. 917 00:42:47,631 --> 00:42:50,266 You can't take away my inheritance! 918 00:42:50,267 --> 00:42:53,503 My family worked this land and everything on it! 919 00:42:53,504 --> 00:42:55,439 It's mine! 920 00:43:00,277 --> 00:43:02,112 Oh, god, my DNA. 921 00:43:03,280 --> 00:43:04,515 Oh, god. 922 00:43:05,883 --> 00:43:07,918 No one's gonna ever believe that I did it. 923 00:43:11,488 --> 00:43:12,289 Crazy party, huh? 924 00:43:12,290 --> 00:43:13,524 Yeah, it was. 925 00:43:18,062 --> 00:43:19,697 Come here, Sally. 926 00:43:26,870 --> 00:43:28,538 Hey, easy, Drake. 927 00:43:28,539 --> 00:43:31,141 Hey, hey, hey, stop, easy. 928 00:43:32,042 --> 00:43:34,210 Stop it. 929 00:43:34,211 --> 00:43:35,378 Stop it! 930 00:43:35,379 --> 00:43:36,146 - Shh. - Stop it. 931 00:43:36,146 --> 00:43:37,081 I don't want to, 932 00:43:37,082 --> 00:43:38,882 help! 933 00:43:40,651 --> 00:43:42,251 You don't want your friends 934 00:43:42,252 --> 00:43:43,887 to see you like this. Get off me. 935 00:43:51,061 --> 00:43:53,163 Get off, get off me. 936 00:43:58,802 --> 00:44:00,136 I liked you, Drake. 937 00:44:00,137 --> 00:44:01,538 I know. 938 00:44:02,272 --> 00:44:04,108 I knew you were a mistake. 939 00:44:06,110 --> 00:44:07,244 Damn it! 940 00:44:08,112 --> 00:44:09,546 Sally! 941 00:44:09,847 --> 00:44:11,247 I'm afraid we've been receiving some complaints 942 00:44:11,248 --> 00:44:12,949 of noise from the neighbors. 943 00:44:12,950 --> 00:44:14,385 What? 944 00:44:15,419 --> 00:44:17,186 We're at least half a mile from anyone else. 945 00:44:17,187 --> 00:44:18,388 Well, you know, sound carries pretty far 946 00:44:18,389 --> 00:44:20,257 out here in the country. 947 00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:22,326 Never know how far it can go. 948 00:44:25,062 --> 00:44:26,729 Well, maybe you two boys should come in 949 00:44:26,730 --> 00:44:28,298 and inspect the party. 950 00:44:31,101 --> 00:44:33,103 Well, if you think it's necessary. 951 00:44:34,204 --> 00:44:36,306 You must stay and join the party. 952 00:44:36,940 --> 00:44:38,374 That's very neighborly. 953 00:44:38,375 --> 00:44:40,778 Oh, we're all neighbors here in River Ridge. 954 00:44:42,246 --> 00:44:43,680 You know, you boys don't have to worry too much 955 00:44:43,681 --> 00:44:45,581 about the noise coming from upstairs. 956 00:44:45,582 --> 00:44:47,583 Most of the noise seems to be coming from 957 00:44:47,584 --> 00:44:50,521 the swimsuit models in the hot tub. 958 00:44:51,288 --> 00:44:52,989 Swimsuit models? 959 00:44:52,990 --> 00:44:54,190 I hired 'em to be escorts. 960 00:44:54,191 --> 00:44:55,525 Ah, 961 00:44:55,526 --> 00:44:57,560 hostesses, hostesses, 962 00:44:57,561 --> 00:45:00,263 to give tours and things like that. 963 00:45:00,264 --> 00:45:04,434 You know, we have every possible type of woman here tonight. 964 00:45:04,435 --> 00:45:06,203 Anything you can imagine. 965 00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:12,109 Well, I don't know. 966 00:45:13,444 --> 00:45:15,545 Look at that, my watch is slow. 967 00:45:15,546 --> 00:45:16,947 Steve, we're, 968 00:45:17,614 --> 00:45:18,748 we're off-duty, buddy. 969 00:45:18,749 --> 00:45:20,416 Great, great! 970 00:45:20,417 --> 00:45:21,718 The hot tub is this way, boys. 971 00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:24,655 Go get 'em, killers. 972 00:45:24,822 --> 00:45:26,156 Aaron! 973 00:45:26,724 --> 00:45:28,157 Keep them from going upstairs. 974 00:45:28,158 --> 00:45:29,992 I don't care what you have to do. 975 00:45:29,993 --> 00:45:31,160 I don't want them to see those bodies 976 00:45:31,161 --> 00:45:32,729 until after the party. 977 00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:33,697 I'll try my best. 978 00:45:33,698 --> 00:45:35,164 You do that. 979 00:45:35,165 --> 00:45:37,734 Listen, get them something to drink, 980 00:45:37,735 --> 00:45:40,703 quickly, something fruity with a lot of vodka. 981 00:45:40,704 --> 00:45:42,105 I know that drink. 982 00:45:42,106 --> 00:45:43,906 Listen, I don't care 983 00:45:43,907 --> 00:45:45,775 if you have to chain them to the hot tub. 984 00:45:45,776 --> 00:45:47,610 Just keep them from going upstairs. 985 00:45:47,611 --> 00:45:48,778 OK. 986 00:45:48,779 --> 00:45:51,314 Now I only have five million dollars 987 00:45:51,315 --> 00:45:53,282 to comfort me in my time of grief. 988 00:45:53,283 --> 00:45:55,619 We all must learn to endure, Mr. Murphy. 989 00:45:58,021 --> 00:46:00,056 Oh, well, that's life. 990 00:46:00,057 --> 00:46:01,557 And death. 991 00:46:01,558 --> 00:46:03,025 That's the circle of life. 992 00:46:03,026 --> 00:46:03,961 And death. 993 00:46:03,961 --> 00:46:04,628 To life. 994 00:46:04,628 --> 00:46:05,628 And death! 995 00:46:06,764 --> 00:46:08,732 What made you want to become a cop? 996 00:46:10,634 --> 00:46:12,736 Thought I'd look good in the uniform. 997 00:46:15,372 --> 00:46:17,039 Oh, yes. 998 00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:18,775 You girls ready to hit the hot tub? 999 00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:20,344 Oh, yes. 1000 00:46:20,511 --> 00:46:22,178 Let's do it. 1001 00:46:22,179 --> 00:46:25,815 Whoa, careful, Shirley. 1002 00:46:25,816 --> 00:46:28,352 I don't bite much. 1003 00:46:28,619 --> 00:46:30,154 Don't be such a show-off. 1004 00:46:31,889 --> 00:46:33,990 It is so tight and uncomfortable. 1005 00:46:33,991 --> 00:46:36,660 Hey, look how tight the straps are. 1006 00:46:38,095 --> 00:46:40,063 It is really tight. 1007 00:46:41,398 --> 00:46:42,900 Ooh, bad boy! 1008 00:46:45,736 --> 00:46:50,674 Well, I think it's only fair if you take these off. 1009 00:46:53,944 --> 00:46:55,179 See? 1010 00:46:55,979 --> 00:46:57,614 I bet you were chafing. 1011 00:47:02,686 --> 00:47:06,590 Oh, it's better, so much better. 1012 00:47:10,294 --> 00:47:11,494 Oh. 1013 00:47:11,495 --> 00:47:12,862 I'm sorry. 1014 00:47:12,863 --> 00:47:14,063 I didn't realize there was another event 1015 00:47:14,064 --> 00:47:15,833 going on here tonight. 1016 00:47:15,999 --> 00:47:17,701 I'm so sorry to intrude. 1017 00:47:18,802 --> 00:47:20,204 Sally! 1018 00:47:24,808 --> 00:47:26,175 What the fuck is this? 1019 00:47:26,176 --> 00:47:28,311 There's another event going on here. 1020 00:47:28,312 --> 00:47:30,813 I'm so sorry, again. I'm sorry. 1021 00:47:30,814 --> 00:47:32,449 Oh, man. 1022 00:47:33,550 --> 00:47:35,252 They are 1023 00:47:35,686 --> 00:47:37,821 too precious. 1024 00:47:38,322 --> 00:47:40,824 They are so cute. 1025 00:47:42,392 --> 00:47:43,693 Drake, do not be rude, Drake. 1026 00:47:43,694 --> 00:47:46,095 Why? What are they gonna do? 1027 00:47:46,096 --> 00:47:47,664 Frown at me? 1028 00:47:48,899 --> 00:47:50,066 So come on. 1029 00:47:50,067 --> 00:47:51,434 What the hell is this? 1030 00:47:51,435 --> 00:47:53,536 A birthday party for a midget? 1031 00:47:53,537 --> 00:47:55,238 Who's the big honoree? 1032 00:47:55,239 --> 00:47:57,707 Hey, that's a nice word for little people. 1033 00:47:57,708 --> 00:47:59,609 Aw, come on, darling. 1034 00:47:59,610 --> 00:48:00,810 Why don't you sit on my lap 1035 00:48:00,811 --> 00:48:02,713 and tell me what you want for Christmas? 1036 00:48:07,050 --> 00:48:08,084 Oh, shit. 1037 00:48:08,085 --> 00:48:09,085 Oh! 1038 00:48:10,053 --> 00:48:13,891 No, don't stab him, please! Please! 1039 00:48:25,335 --> 00:48:27,004 Drake! 1040 00:48:27,070 --> 00:48:28,372 No! 1041 00:48:28,639 --> 00:48:29,972 Sally? Sally? 1042 00:48:29,973 --> 00:48:31,440 Please, what are you doing? 1043 00:48:31,441 --> 00:48:32,975 Stop! Help me please! 1044 00:48:32,976 --> 00:48:34,077 No! 1045 00:48:38,282 --> 00:48:39,882 Leave him alone! 1046 00:48:39,883 --> 00:48:41,285 No! 1047 00:48:46,423 --> 00:48:47,724 Stop! 1048 00:48:50,427 --> 00:48:51,795 Please! 1049 00:49:05,309 --> 00:49:07,443 The eclipse is beautiful tonight. 1050 00:49:07,444 --> 00:49:09,079 Isn't it? 1051 00:49:10,814 --> 00:49:13,550 And you look so handsome in the moonlight. 1052 00:49:14,818 --> 00:49:16,353 Do I? 1053 00:49:22,225 --> 00:49:23,760 Hello? 1054 00:49:24,061 --> 00:49:26,462 Hello, nice little people? 1055 00:49:26,463 --> 00:49:29,066 Hello, nice little murderers? 1056 00:49:29,366 --> 00:49:31,634 Vicious little felons? 1057 00:49:31,635 --> 00:49:33,203 Anyone? 1058 00:49:40,877 --> 00:49:42,845 Hey, what's up, dude? 1059 00:49:42,846 --> 00:49:44,013 I need a drink. 1060 00:49:44,014 --> 00:49:44,781 All right. 1061 00:49:44,781 --> 00:49:45,649 Make it a triple. 1062 00:49:45,650 --> 00:49:47,184 Triple it is. 1063 00:49:50,554 --> 00:49:51,854 Here you go. 1064 00:49:51,855 --> 00:49:53,457 Harry! 1065 00:49:55,058 --> 00:49:56,026 What would you like to do? 1066 00:49:56,027 --> 00:49:57,928 Would you like to start there? 1067 00:49:59,796 --> 00:50:01,430 If you've got the fuel, baby. 1068 00:50:01,431 --> 00:50:02,465 I've got what? 1069 00:50:02,466 --> 00:50:03,699 You've got the fuel. 1070 00:50:03,700 --> 00:50:05,568 Oh, Ryan, no! 1071 00:50:05,569 --> 00:50:06,969 How could you love me? 1072 00:50:06,970 --> 00:50:09,339 This is a terrible party. 1073 00:50:10,173 --> 00:50:12,942 Now you think this is a terrible party? 1074 00:50:12,943 --> 00:50:14,944 Be gone with yourself. 1075 00:50:14,945 --> 00:50:16,246 Go. 1076 00:50:17,514 --> 00:50:18,981 Anybody want some cake? 1077 00:50:18,982 --> 00:50:20,817 I'll have a slice. 1078 00:50:24,254 --> 00:50:25,588 What do you feel? 1079 00:50:25,589 --> 00:50:27,457 Who wants some cake? 1080 00:50:28,959 --> 00:50:31,061 I don't like the way you're looking at me. 1081 00:50:33,163 --> 00:50:36,366 I just can't believe it. 1082 00:50:55,852 --> 00:50:57,521 Oh my god. 1083 00:50:57,988 --> 00:50:59,556 They got a girl. 1084 00:51:07,764 --> 00:51:10,200 Oh my god, now that is just wrong. 1085 00:51:10,434 --> 00:51:12,602 I'm not afraid of some drunk idiots. 1086 00:51:21,978 --> 00:51:23,980 We need a flamethrower. 1087 00:51:28,385 --> 00:51:30,086 Go ahead. Scream. 1088 00:51:30,087 --> 00:51:31,455 I'm used to it. 1089 00:51:32,622 --> 00:51:34,324 Crazy night, huh? 1090 00:51:34,724 --> 00:51:35,758 Good party, though. 1091 00:51:35,759 --> 00:51:36,926 It's been too long. 1092 00:51:36,927 --> 00:51:38,427 Who are you? 1093 00:51:38,428 --> 00:51:39,962 I apologize. 1094 00:51:39,963 --> 00:51:41,864 Being dead and forced to consort 1095 00:51:41,865 --> 00:51:43,232 with the lowest levels of society 1096 00:51:43,233 --> 00:51:45,602 has left my manners a bit rusty. 1097 00:51:46,103 --> 00:51:49,105 I am Captain Bruce William Campbell, 1098 00:51:49,106 --> 00:51:51,640 late of the Confederate Army of Atlanta, Georgia, 1099 00:51:51,641 --> 00:51:55,144 deceased June the 23rd, 1864. 1100 00:51:55,145 --> 00:51:56,246 Oh. 1101 00:51:56,913 --> 00:51:58,482 I'm Sally. 1102 00:51:59,483 --> 00:52:01,150 I'm talking to a ghost? 1103 00:52:01,151 --> 00:52:03,285 You're a ghost? 1104 00:52:03,286 --> 00:52:04,687 A dead man? 1105 00:52:04,688 --> 00:52:06,422 In the flesh. 1106 00:52:06,423 --> 00:52:07,623 So to speak. 1107 00:52:07,624 --> 00:52:09,391 What are those things? 1108 00:52:09,392 --> 00:52:12,695 Demons. My own personal demons. 1109 00:52:12,696 --> 00:52:14,530 Don't worry, they won't come near me. 1110 00:52:14,531 --> 00:52:16,165 You're safe as long as I'm here. 1111 00:52:16,166 --> 00:52:17,767 Please don't leave. 1112 00:52:18,335 --> 00:52:20,369 I've got all the time in the world. 1113 00:52:20,370 --> 00:52:22,139 No worries. 1114 00:52:22,439 --> 00:52:23,806 Damn it. 1115 00:52:23,807 --> 00:52:26,343 I finally meet a nice guy, and he's dead. 1116 00:52:26,910 --> 00:52:28,577 I am certain 1117 00:52:28,578 --> 00:52:30,579 a lovely young lady such as yourself 1118 00:52:30,580 --> 00:52:32,983 must have many suitors. 1119 00:52:34,417 --> 00:52:36,786 The man I came here to meet tonight was murdered. 1120 00:52:40,824 --> 00:52:44,861 Not that there's anything wrong with being dead. 1121 00:52:48,698 --> 00:52:50,900 Don't spill my drink, Mauricio. 1122 00:52:50,901 --> 00:52:53,470 Don't worry, I'll get you another one. 1123 00:52:56,540 --> 00:52:58,073 So the demons came upon me 1124 00:52:58,074 --> 00:53:01,443 and attacked in a most unfair and cowardly fashion. 1125 00:53:01,444 --> 00:53:02,978 I fought bravely, 1126 00:53:02,979 --> 00:53:05,080 but I was overpowered. 1127 00:53:05,081 --> 00:53:06,950 They killed you? 1128 00:53:07,584 --> 00:53:09,752 That cannon you see on the grass, 1129 00:53:09,753 --> 00:53:11,587 I was tied across the front of the muzzle 1130 00:53:11,588 --> 00:53:13,590 and the fuse was ignited. 1131 00:53:15,525 --> 00:53:18,628 Oh, that's terrible. 1132 00:53:19,062 --> 00:53:21,397 I felt so hollow for so long. 1133 00:53:21,398 --> 00:53:23,133 And now? 1134 00:53:23,433 --> 00:53:24,667 Just sort of 1135 00:53:24,668 --> 00:53:26,770 empty all over. 1136 00:53:30,273 --> 00:53:32,208 I can feel you a little bit. 1137 00:53:32,209 --> 00:53:33,877 It's the eclipse. 1138 00:53:34,377 --> 00:53:36,078 How am I gonna get out of here? 1139 00:53:36,079 --> 00:53:38,248 Why, I shall be your escort. 1140 00:53:39,316 --> 00:53:43,185 I wish there was something that could be done. 1141 00:53:43,186 --> 00:53:45,589 Some things cannot be undone. 1142 00:53:46,690 --> 00:53:48,625 That is a hard lesson to learn. 1143 00:53:59,703 --> 00:54:00,903 A lot of ladies here tonight. 1144 00:54:00,904 --> 00:54:02,504 Yeah, yeah, blue. 1145 00:54:02,505 --> 00:54:03,840 Ten. 1146 00:54:05,141 --> 00:54:06,375 Black? 1147 00:54:06,376 --> 00:54:08,011 A five. 1148 00:54:10,146 --> 00:54:11,714 Well, well, what can I get you, miss? 1149 00:54:11,715 --> 00:54:13,048 I'm Rita, darling. 1150 00:54:13,049 --> 00:54:14,217 I'm Aaron. 1151 00:54:14,551 --> 00:54:16,285 Aren't you adorable? 1152 00:54:16,286 --> 00:54:18,387 Oh, I could just eat you up. 1153 00:54:18,388 --> 00:54:19,688 Mmm, OK. 1154 00:54:19,689 --> 00:54:21,357 So what do you suggest? 1155 00:54:21,358 --> 00:54:24,293 Oh, the possibilities are endless. 1156 00:54:24,294 --> 00:54:25,861 How about your favorite? 1157 00:54:25,862 --> 00:54:27,464 My favorite? 1158 00:54:31,468 --> 00:54:32,836 Come here. 1159 00:54:37,774 --> 00:54:39,342 Keep drinking, keep drinking. 1160 00:54:42,679 --> 00:54:44,881 You are so beautiful. 1161 00:54:49,419 --> 00:54:51,988 Oh, take it easy, tiger. 1162 00:54:52,789 --> 00:54:54,290 There's plenty of time. 1163 00:54:54,291 --> 00:54:55,424 Oh, yeah? 1164 00:54:55,425 --> 00:54:56,659 Is that right? 1165 00:54:56,660 --> 00:54:58,093 Wouldn't want you to go off half-cocked. 1166 00:54:58,094 --> 00:54:59,963 Oh, no chance of that. 1167 00:55:12,676 --> 00:55:14,077 You're so sexy. 1168 00:55:14,811 --> 00:55:16,378 Oh, this was fun. 1169 00:55:16,379 --> 00:55:17,847 Yes, it was. 1170 00:55:19,582 --> 00:55:21,150 I'm starving. 1171 00:55:21,151 --> 00:55:22,886 Yeah, me too. 1172 00:55:27,657 --> 00:55:29,191 I gotta get back to work. 1173 00:55:29,192 --> 00:55:31,060 - No. - Yeah, yeah, it's my job. 1174 00:55:31,061 --> 00:55:32,829 - No. - I gotta do it. 1175 00:55:33,663 --> 00:55:36,165 Stay just a little bit longer, yeah? 1176 00:55:36,166 --> 00:55:37,499 - Yeah? - Mm-hmm. 1177 00:55:37,500 --> 00:55:39,768 Why not? Yeah? Just a little longer? 1178 00:55:39,769 --> 00:55:41,471 - Yes. - OK. 1179 00:55:59,556 --> 00:56:00,790 Thanks, darling. 1180 00:56:01,424 --> 00:56:03,393 You're so pretty. 1181 00:56:05,428 --> 00:56:07,030 Good night. 1182 00:56:23,179 --> 00:56:25,181 Come to Papa. 1183 00:56:32,455 --> 00:56:35,759 Another reason I don't get a ride home from a party. 1184 00:56:38,261 --> 00:56:40,729 Certainly he did not deserve this. 1185 00:56:40,730 --> 00:56:42,131 You don't know him. 1186 00:56:42,132 --> 00:56:43,867 He looks a fine fellow. 1187 00:56:45,668 --> 00:56:47,570 Appearances can be deceiving. 1188 00:56:48,304 --> 00:56:49,671 Is this wise? 1189 00:56:49,672 --> 00:56:51,173 I'm not gonna leave him hanging up here 1190 00:56:51,174 --> 00:56:53,008 for everyone to see. 1191 00:56:53,009 --> 00:56:54,343 This party sucks enough without people 1192 00:56:54,344 --> 00:56:56,245 thinking my date hanged himself. 1193 00:56:56,246 --> 00:56:58,414 I'm sure they would not think that. 1194 00:56:58,415 --> 00:57:00,349 I would be honored to be your date at a. 1195 00:57:00,350 --> 00:57:02,986 You don't know the year 2012. 1196 00:57:03,219 --> 00:57:05,255 Is that what year it is? 1197 00:57:06,489 --> 00:57:08,791 Funny, it seems only yesterday it was 1920 1198 00:57:08,792 --> 00:57:10,560 and I first moved here. 1199 00:57:11,161 --> 00:57:13,463 Time does get away from us all, huh? 1200 00:57:14,531 --> 00:57:15,765 True. 1201 00:57:19,803 --> 00:57:21,404 Catch him! 1202 00:57:21,538 --> 00:57:22,839 I've got him. 1203 00:57:27,544 --> 00:57:30,145 Bruce? Bruce! 1204 00:57:30,146 --> 00:57:32,816 Bruce, are you hurt? Bruce! 1205 00:57:34,651 --> 00:57:36,819 How could I be hurt when I'm already dead? 1206 00:57:36,820 --> 00:57:38,321 Bruce? 1207 00:57:40,123 --> 00:57:41,424 Drake? 1208 00:57:42,559 --> 00:57:44,294 Bruce? 1209 00:57:44,761 --> 00:57:46,129 Oh, my. 1210 00:57:46,596 --> 00:57:48,031 Oh my god. 1211 00:57:48,698 --> 00:57:50,467 My diary's not gonna believe this one. 1212 00:57:52,235 --> 00:57:53,902 They may not come into the light, 1213 00:57:53,903 --> 00:57:55,304 but let us not chance it. 1214 00:57:55,305 --> 00:57:57,941 I'd hate to get murdered again so soon. 1215 00:58:00,276 --> 00:58:01,710 We've gotta get out of this water. 1216 00:58:01,711 --> 00:58:03,646 I'm starting to prune up. 1217 00:58:04,113 --> 00:58:08,885 I can take you upstairs and dry you off there. 1218 00:58:20,763 --> 00:58:21,631 Hey, cutie. 1219 00:58:21,631 --> 00:58:22,398 Hello. 1220 00:58:22,398 --> 00:58:23,366 How you doing? 1221 00:58:23,367 --> 00:58:24,701 Good. 1222 00:58:29,706 --> 00:58:30,973 You're not a cop, are you? 1223 00:58:30,974 --> 00:58:31,941 No. 1224 00:58:31,942 --> 00:58:33,610 Good. 1225 00:58:38,715 --> 00:58:40,116 Hi. 1226 00:58:50,927 --> 00:58:52,294 Where'd your friends go? 1227 00:58:52,295 --> 00:58:54,264 Upstairs. 1228 00:58:54,764 --> 00:58:56,298 Wanna join them? 1229 00:58:56,299 --> 00:58:57,300 Sure. 1230 01:01:28,618 --> 01:01:29,519 Oh my god. 1231 01:01:29,519 --> 01:01:30,420 No, wait, I can explain! 1232 01:01:30,421 --> 01:01:32,287 That guy is a freak. 1233 01:01:32,288 --> 01:01:33,622 They're dead. 1234 01:01:33,623 --> 01:01:35,590 They're dead bodies. 1235 01:01:35,591 --> 01:01:37,726 You should do something. 1236 01:01:37,727 --> 01:01:39,395 We have to call the cops. 1237 01:01:40,229 --> 01:01:42,397 You are the cops. 1238 01:01:42,398 --> 01:01:43,999 But I haven't done anything more 1239 01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,934 than a breaking and entering, 1240 01:01:45,935 --> 01:01:47,870 and that was a kid's bike. 1241 01:01:48,838 --> 01:01:50,540 We have to get Steve. 1242 01:02:00,216 --> 01:02:01,416 Fake! 1243 01:02:01,417 --> 01:02:03,219 I knew it. 1244 01:02:07,523 --> 01:02:09,524 You both aren't supposed to be up here. 1245 01:02:09,525 --> 01:02:11,493 Mr. Murphy would be very cross. 1246 01:02:11,494 --> 01:02:13,795 There are dead bodies in those bedrooms. 1247 01:02:13,796 --> 01:02:16,899 Well, then what's a few more? 1248 01:02:26,476 --> 01:02:28,411 Oh, lovely girl. 1249 01:02:44,527 --> 01:02:45,728 Hi. 1250 01:02:48,798 --> 01:02:51,834 I'm here with the football team. 1251 01:03:01,944 --> 01:03:04,279 You were like in a cemetery? 1252 01:03:04,280 --> 01:03:06,047 Smell good. 1253 01:03:06,048 --> 01:03:07,884 Ugh, get away. 1254 01:03:10,486 --> 01:03:11,820 Can I get you a drink? 1255 01:03:11,821 --> 01:03:13,522 Bruce, I mean Drake, 1256 01:03:13,523 --> 01:03:15,825 Drake, what would you like to drink? 1257 01:03:16,192 --> 01:03:20,595 Would you happen to have whiskey? 1258 01:03:20,596 --> 01:03:22,565 I have whole cases of it. 1259 01:03:24,233 --> 01:03:25,668 You'll like this. 1260 01:03:35,044 --> 01:03:36,479 Is it good? 1261 01:03:37,713 --> 01:03:38,948 It's, 1262 01:03:39,549 --> 01:03:41,217 it's heaven. 1263 01:03:47,557 --> 01:03:49,992 Union currency? 1264 01:03:51,027 --> 01:03:52,761 Bruce, Drake, yeah, there's something 1265 01:03:52,762 --> 01:03:55,031 I need to tell you about the Civil War. 1266 01:03:56,132 --> 01:03:58,066 The Union won. 1267 01:03:58,067 --> 01:03:59,334 How was I to know? 1268 01:03:59,335 --> 01:04:01,703 I thought the Confederacy won! 1269 01:04:01,704 --> 01:04:04,206 OK, we have to talk about civil rights too 1270 01:04:04,207 --> 01:04:05,941 and emancipation. 1271 01:04:05,942 --> 01:04:08,377 Really, we do. 1272 01:04:09,946 --> 01:04:11,112 I will listen. 1273 01:04:11,113 --> 01:04:14,717 Being dead broadens one's perspective. 1274 01:04:18,287 --> 01:04:20,021 I can't believe that. 1275 01:04:20,022 --> 01:04:21,591 I love you. 1276 01:04:23,159 --> 01:04:25,228 Oh, sorry. 1277 01:04:29,398 --> 01:04:30,800 Oh. 1278 01:04:42,411 --> 01:04:46,047 "He was buried with all his internal organs intact." 1279 01:04:46,048 --> 01:04:48,084 "19th dynasty." 1280 01:05:11,207 --> 01:05:12,441 Jesus. 1281 01:05:33,729 --> 01:05:35,698 3,000 years old, huh? 1282 01:05:37,033 --> 01:05:38,901 You look pretty good for your age, partner. 1283 01:05:42,972 --> 01:05:44,440 I'm sorry. 1284 01:05:53,582 --> 01:05:55,651 Not funny, dude. 1285 01:06:14,370 --> 01:06:16,939 Oh, man, that's not fair. 1286 01:06:23,779 --> 01:06:25,348 Hey, back off, lefty! 1287 01:06:26,449 --> 01:06:27,482 You're the only one going hungry 1288 01:06:27,483 --> 01:06:29,352 at the all-you-can-eat buffet. 1289 01:07:23,773 --> 01:07:25,441 I friggin' hate parties. 1290 01:07:26,308 --> 01:07:29,310 I'm having such a wonderful time tonight. 1291 01:07:29,311 --> 01:07:30,378 Really? 1292 01:07:30,379 --> 01:07:32,148 I met a guy. 1293 01:07:33,115 --> 01:07:35,084 I think I met him. 1294 01:07:35,651 --> 01:07:37,719 Isn't he wonderful? 1295 01:07:37,720 --> 01:07:39,687 Yes, wonderful. 1296 01:07:39,688 --> 01:07:42,058 Is there a lady in your life? 1297 01:07:44,093 --> 01:07:45,827 Isn't that wonderful that there's someone 1298 01:07:45,828 --> 01:07:48,364 in the world for everyone? 1299 01:08:17,860 --> 01:08:20,863 I see you. 1300 01:08:23,432 --> 01:08:26,534 I thought I told you not to go near the pool area. 1301 01:08:26,535 --> 01:08:27,869 Mom said it was OK though. 1302 01:08:27,870 --> 01:08:30,072 She said I could borrow trunks. 1303 01:08:30,372 --> 01:08:32,674 Did you also tell her that I told you not to go? 1304 01:08:32,675 --> 01:08:33,908 I don't have to. 1305 01:08:33,909 --> 01:08:35,577 No, you don't. 1306 01:08:35,578 --> 01:08:37,113 Not anymore. 1307 01:08:38,080 --> 01:08:39,548 What? 1308 01:08:40,616 --> 01:08:43,719 I guess you boys have to grow up someday. 1309 01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:46,387 What are you talking about? 1310 01:08:46,388 --> 01:08:48,390 Sarah, are you OK? 1311 01:08:49,592 --> 01:08:52,026 Gunner fell into the door. 1312 01:08:52,027 --> 01:08:53,595 Who? 1313 01:08:53,596 --> 01:08:56,265 Gunner. He's gone. 1314 01:08:59,001 --> 01:09:01,903 Republican's army said to the Democrat vampire, 1315 01:09:01,904 --> 01:09:04,939 "I'm tired of your bleeding heart liberal agenda." 1316 01:09:04,940 --> 01:09:07,942 So you finally hooked up with Drake? 1317 01:09:07,943 --> 01:09:09,043 Good for you. 1318 01:09:09,044 --> 01:09:10,513 Uh. 1319 01:09:11,447 --> 01:09:13,282 He's the life of the party. 1320 01:09:20,990 --> 01:09:22,590 He's not real. 1321 01:09:22,591 --> 01:09:24,259 I beg your pardon. 1322 01:09:24,260 --> 01:09:25,860 You're not real. 1323 01:09:25,861 --> 01:09:28,363 Ephemeral spirit comes the dawn, poof! 1324 01:09:28,364 --> 01:09:29,664 Poof? 1325 01:09:29,665 --> 01:09:31,667 What are you talking about? 1326 01:09:32,134 --> 01:09:33,501 I'm a witch, Sally. 1327 01:09:33,502 --> 01:09:35,236 I can tell he's a ghost. 1328 01:09:35,237 --> 01:09:37,305 Of course. Did you... 1329 01:09:37,306 --> 01:09:38,806 You're a witch? 1330 01:09:38,807 --> 01:09:40,241 What did you do with Drake's soul? 1331 01:09:40,242 --> 01:09:41,876 - Nothing. - We haven't seen anything 1332 01:09:41,877 --> 01:09:43,645 with Drake and Drake's soul. 1333 01:09:43,646 --> 01:09:47,115 Are you responsible for the powers unleashed here tonight? 1334 01:09:47,116 --> 01:09:49,117 "Witch" rhymes with "bitch," honey. 1335 01:09:49,118 --> 01:09:51,554 Don't push me, I've had a bad night. 1336 01:09:51,720 --> 01:09:53,888 You're not tied to the real world. 1337 01:09:53,889 --> 01:09:56,124 You're inhabiting the body of a dead man, 1338 01:09:56,125 --> 01:09:58,826 and when the eclipse ends or the spell's sundered, 1339 01:09:58,827 --> 01:10:00,528 you're going to go, 1340 01:10:00,529 --> 01:10:02,665 and not through the front door. 1341 01:10:04,300 --> 01:10:06,569 Isn't there anything you can do to help Bruce? 1342 01:10:08,370 --> 01:10:09,738 Well, 1343 01:10:10,339 --> 01:10:11,906 there may be one thing. 1344 01:10:11,907 --> 01:10:13,509 - Anything. - Anything. 1345 01:10:15,744 --> 01:10:17,479 Earth magic. 1346 01:10:17,913 --> 01:10:19,347 You have to have sex 1347 01:10:19,348 --> 01:10:21,049 with each other. 1348 01:10:21,050 --> 01:10:23,151 You have to breathe the air, 1349 01:10:23,152 --> 01:10:26,421 drink and eat and have sex. 1350 01:10:26,422 --> 01:10:28,724 That might bind you back to the earth. 1351 01:10:29,658 --> 01:10:31,659 I have done the first three. 1352 01:10:31,660 --> 01:10:33,361 However, Miss Sally is not the sort 1353 01:10:33,362 --> 01:10:36,030 who would even entertain such a perverted notion. 1354 01:10:36,031 --> 01:10:38,167 We're not engaged, let alone married. 1355 01:10:38,867 --> 01:10:41,236 I'm sure you can get laid at this party. 1356 01:10:41,237 --> 01:10:42,737 Try the hot tub. 1357 01:10:42,738 --> 01:10:44,038 Hot tub? 1358 01:10:44,039 --> 01:10:46,574 Yeah, there's a lot of action going on there. 1359 01:10:46,575 --> 01:10:47,942 Must be the weather. 1360 01:10:47,943 --> 01:10:50,345 Fine, all right, I'll do it. 1361 01:10:50,346 --> 01:10:54,216 We all must have sacrifices to fight evil. 1362 01:10:55,317 --> 01:10:57,385 It just doesn't seem right. 1363 01:10:57,386 --> 01:10:59,454 We're not engaged. 1364 01:10:59,455 --> 01:11:00,888 We're not married. 1365 01:11:00,889 --> 01:11:02,090 You're not that sort of woman. 1366 01:11:02,091 --> 01:11:03,559 Oh, just shut up. 1367 01:11:12,334 --> 01:11:15,638 I have a new face. How odd. 1368 01:11:16,205 --> 01:11:18,374 I think you're very handsome. 1369 01:11:18,907 --> 01:11:22,745 I suppose after 145 years, I could use a change. 1370 01:11:29,685 --> 01:11:31,453 Well, come on, already. 1371 01:11:32,621 --> 01:11:34,089 You're stalling. 1372 01:11:48,537 --> 01:11:49,838 Are you sure? 1373 01:11:50,873 --> 01:11:53,575 It's not 1864 anymore. 1374 01:11:55,377 --> 01:11:56,611 I miss it. 1375 01:11:56,612 --> 01:11:57,812 I know. 1376 01:11:57,813 --> 01:11:59,515 What was it like? 1377 01:12:00,349 --> 01:12:02,851 It was a completely different world. 1378 01:12:03,285 --> 01:12:05,953 That changed one day at a time 1379 01:12:05,954 --> 01:12:08,257 until I was the only thing left of it. 1380 01:12:11,794 --> 01:12:13,628 I never realized how lonely I was 1381 01:12:13,629 --> 01:12:15,931 until I looked into your eyes. 1382 01:13:13,322 --> 01:13:15,323 I want out. I want out. 1383 01:13:15,324 --> 01:13:16,558 You can make a run for it. 1384 01:13:17,493 --> 01:13:20,128 OK, we get a bunch of people together, 1385 01:13:20,129 --> 01:13:21,830 we could make it to the gate. 1386 01:13:26,969 --> 01:13:28,470 I really screwed up. 1387 01:13:29,872 --> 01:13:31,272 I did too. 1388 01:13:31,273 --> 01:13:33,241 All that wasted worry. 1389 01:13:33,242 --> 01:13:36,345 I waited years for someone who didn't want me. 1390 01:13:37,780 --> 01:13:39,080 I'm sorry. 1391 01:13:39,081 --> 01:13:41,183 It happens every day. 1392 01:13:42,317 --> 01:13:43,852 Guess it does. 1393 01:13:45,187 --> 01:13:46,488 Where's Mark? 1394 01:13:47,689 --> 01:13:49,591 I have no idea. 1395 01:13:50,692 --> 01:13:52,494 I gotta go find him. 1396 01:13:53,629 --> 01:13:54,829 Yeah, what's waiting outside the gate? 1397 01:13:54,830 --> 01:13:56,030 Nothing. 1398 01:13:56,031 --> 01:13:57,398 There is nothing outside the gate. 1399 01:13:57,399 --> 01:13:58,800 I'm not just gonna sit here and wait. 1400 01:13:58,801 --> 01:14:00,903 Well, I can wait 'til someone else goes first. 1401 01:14:01,437 --> 01:14:03,772 I suggest you kill yourselves. 1402 01:14:08,577 --> 01:14:11,112 If you're murdered by supernatural creatures, 1403 01:14:11,113 --> 01:14:12,814 your soul will be damned to walk the earth 1404 01:14:12,815 --> 01:14:14,850 until the end of time. 1405 01:14:29,631 --> 01:14:31,967 It's been a very busy night. 1406 01:14:33,602 --> 01:14:35,503 Get some rest. 1407 01:14:35,504 --> 01:14:37,973 And sweet dreams. 1408 01:15:01,597 --> 01:15:03,064 Oh, my god,. 1409 01:15:03,065 --> 01:15:04,198 I'm sorry. 1410 01:15:04,199 --> 01:15:05,500 I can't find my date. 1411 01:15:05,501 --> 01:15:06,868 Where'd you see him last? 1412 01:15:06,869 --> 01:15:09,271 George went to the front gate to get the car. 1413 01:15:09,538 --> 01:15:10,705 What's your name? 1414 01:15:10,706 --> 01:15:11,739 Olivia. 1415 01:15:11,740 --> 01:15:13,107 I'm Mark. 1416 01:15:13,108 --> 01:15:14,009 I don't think we're gonna be able to 1417 01:15:14,010 --> 01:15:15,676 make it to the front gate. 1418 01:15:15,677 --> 01:15:16,911 OK. 1419 01:15:16,912 --> 01:15:18,546 How about the house at the top of the hill? 1420 01:15:18,547 --> 01:15:19,780 We can go there and get help 1421 01:15:19,781 --> 01:15:21,415 or wait until morning. 1422 01:15:21,416 --> 01:15:23,251 I don't wanna stay here, OK? 1423 01:15:23,252 --> 01:15:24,353 Let's get out. 1424 01:15:29,024 --> 01:15:31,360 Is anyone there? Open up! 1425 01:15:31,593 --> 01:15:33,194 I can hear someone. 1426 01:15:33,195 --> 01:15:35,096 Please, please, help us! 1427 01:15:35,097 --> 01:15:36,264 Please! 1428 01:15:36,265 --> 01:15:37,625 For the love of God, open the door! 1429 01:15:44,072 --> 01:15:46,307 Who are you, and what do you want? 1430 01:15:46,308 --> 01:15:48,776 We're not supposed to open the door after dark. 1431 01:15:48,777 --> 01:15:50,745 Do you have a landline? 1432 01:15:50,746 --> 01:15:52,380 We need to call the police. 1433 01:15:52,381 --> 01:15:53,781 A landline? 1434 01:15:53,782 --> 01:15:55,950 A telephone. Do you have a telephone? 1435 01:15:55,951 --> 01:15:57,418 Well, of course we have a telephone. 1436 01:15:57,419 --> 01:15:59,253 You must let us call the police. 1437 01:15:59,254 --> 01:16:00,088 There's been a murder. 1438 01:16:00,088 --> 01:16:01,023 Several. 1439 01:16:01,023 --> 01:16:02,023 How many murders? 1440 01:16:03,158 --> 01:16:04,592 Five. 1441 01:16:04,593 --> 01:16:06,994 We're not supposed to open the door after dark. 1442 01:16:06,995 --> 01:16:08,296 Come in, then, and hurry, 1443 01:16:08,297 --> 01:16:09,964 if it's a police matter. 1444 01:16:09,965 --> 01:16:11,199 Come on. 1445 01:16:15,270 --> 01:16:20,007 I'm Natalie, and this is my sister Millicent. 1446 01:16:20,008 --> 01:16:21,410 Is your power out? 1447 01:16:22,411 --> 01:16:23,378 No. 1448 01:16:23,379 --> 01:16:25,647 Can you turn the lights on? 1449 01:16:26,882 --> 01:16:30,785 That's a bad idea, not on the eclipse. 1450 01:16:30,786 --> 01:16:33,821 It's the night of the blood moon. 1451 01:16:33,822 --> 01:16:34,922 Telephone? 1452 01:16:34,923 --> 01:16:36,425 Oh, right there. 1453 01:16:40,262 --> 01:16:42,263 911? 911? 1454 01:16:42,264 --> 01:16:44,265 911, what's your emergency? 1455 01:16:44,266 --> 01:16:45,466 There's been a murder. 1456 01:16:45,467 --> 01:16:46,368 Where are you? 1457 01:16:46,369 --> 01:16:47,635 The Mayhew mansion estate. 1458 01:16:47,636 --> 01:16:48,570 That place is abandoned. 1459 01:16:48,571 --> 01:16:50,372 It's on our patrol route. 1460 01:16:51,206 --> 01:16:52,440 What the hell are you talking about? 1461 01:16:52,441 --> 01:16:54,141 There's been five murders here tonight. 1462 01:16:54,142 --> 01:16:55,776 What night is it? 1463 01:16:55,777 --> 01:16:57,278 I can't remember the damn date! 1464 01:16:57,279 --> 01:16:58,213 Our records show that 1465 01:16:58,214 --> 01:16:59,380 the Mayhew estate's abandoned. 1466 01:16:59,381 --> 01:17:01,215 It's already on our patrol route. 1467 01:17:01,216 --> 01:17:03,918 You have to come. Send all the cops you can. 1468 01:17:03,919 --> 01:17:05,152 There's a serial killer loose at 1469 01:17:05,153 --> 01:17:07,121 Mason Murphy's lunar eclipse viewing party 1470 01:17:07,122 --> 01:17:09,323 at the old Mayhew mansion estate. 1471 01:17:09,324 --> 01:17:10,591 Stop making prank calls. 1472 01:17:10,592 --> 01:17:12,026 Someone might actually need to use 1473 01:17:12,027 --> 01:17:13,828 the emergency service line. 1474 01:17:13,829 --> 01:17:15,096 There's been a lot of calls tonight. 1475 01:17:15,097 --> 01:17:16,364 Listen to me, listen, listen. 1476 01:17:16,365 --> 01:17:18,733 This is no prank call, this is a murder call. 1477 01:17:18,734 --> 01:17:21,102 Murder's been done here tonight, murder most foul! 1478 01:17:21,103 --> 01:17:22,336 A detective was shot. 1479 01:17:22,337 --> 01:17:23,504 And clubbed on the head! 1480 01:17:23,505 --> 01:17:25,139 And then the caterer tried to poison 1481 01:17:25,140 --> 01:17:26,307 the event planner! 1482 01:17:26,308 --> 01:17:27,541 And someone stabbed him in the back! 1483 01:17:27,542 --> 01:17:28,943 And then the hostess drank the poison drink! 1484 01:17:28,944 --> 01:17:30,978 And poor Elijah was torn to shreds 1485 01:17:30,979 --> 01:17:32,880 in an empty room with no one else with him! 1486 01:17:32,881 --> 01:17:34,915 Please, please just help us! 1487 01:17:34,916 --> 01:17:36,083 We need help here! 1488 01:17:36,084 --> 01:17:37,152 Stop making prank calls. 1489 01:17:40,455 --> 01:17:41,889 How awful. 1490 01:17:41,890 --> 01:17:43,692 Are they sending the police? 1491 01:17:44,793 --> 01:17:45,694 No. 1492 01:17:45,695 --> 01:17:47,495 They don't believe us. 1493 01:17:47,496 --> 01:17:49,096 They never do. 1494 01:17:49,097 --> 01:17:51,365 Oh, you must stay with us until it's safe. 1495 01:17:51,366 --> 01:17:53,567 You can't go back down there tonight. 1496 01:17:53,568 --> 01:17:55,369 We can't open the door again. 1497 01:17:55,370 --> 01:17:56,604 Thank you, thank you. 1498 01:17:56,605 --> 01:17:57,872 Please don't make us go back down there. 1499 01:17:57,873 --> 01:18:00,107 Of course not, we won't. 1500 01:18:00,108 --> 01:18:01,308 Not on this night. 1501 01:18:01,309 --> 01:18:03,712 I'll make some tea. 1502 01:18:07,783 --> 01:18:10,185 - Cookies. - Oh yes! 1503 01:18:12,487 --> 01:18:14,121 You must help me find Gunner. 1504 01:18:14,122 --> 01:18:15,623 I have to find Gunner. 1505 01:18:15,624 --> 01:18:17,225 He was the one. 1506 01:18:20,762 --> 01:18:22,063 It'll never end. 1507 01:18:22,064 --> 01:18:23,931 We're trapped here forever. 1508 01:18:23,932 --> 01:18:25,733 We're all going to die, 1509 01:18:25,734 --> 01:18:28,003 trapped here under the dark moon. 1510 01:18:28,704 --> 01:18:31,305 Well, we all have to die sometime. 1511 01:18:31,306 --> 01:18:34,041 You say it like you think we're going to die now. 1512 01:18:34,042 --> 01:18:36,278 Because we are going to die now. 1513 01:18:37,345 --> 01:18:39,046 People are dropping like flies, 1514 01:18:39,047 --> 01:18:41,515 and one by one they're being murdered, 1515 01:18:41,516 --> 01:18:44,752 until the last one alive kills himself, 1516 01:18:44,753 --> 01:18:46,588 just like Morgan Mayhew. 1517 01:18:47,089 --> 01:18:49,090 Well, I am not dying tonight. 1518 01:18:49,091 --> 01:18:50,926 I am going to find Gunner. 1519 01:18:57,999 --> 01:18:59,567 I told her. 1520 01:18:59,568 --> 01:19:01,069 I told you all. 1521 01:19:01,703 --> 01:19:03,271 We're all cursed. 1522 01:19:08,610 --> 01:19:11,246 I hate to ask, do you, 1523 01:19:12,280 --> 01:19:13,915 do you guys have 1524 01:19:15,283 --> 01:19:16,550 any guns? 1525 01:19:16,551 --> 01:19:19,787 I mean, to defend yourselves, 1526 01:19:19,788 --> 01:19:21,622 in case something comes to the door? 1527 01:19:21,623 --> 01:19:23,390 Oh, I don't hold with guns. 1528 01:19:23,391 --> 01:19:24,925 Heavens, no. 1529 01:19:24,926 --> 01:19:27,328 We'd probably blow our brains out. 1530 01:19:27,329 --> 01:19:29,897 Accidentally. 1531 01:19:29,898 --> 01:19:31,933 By accident. 1532 01:19:32,400 --> 01:19:35,102 I am so glad you guys are here. 1533 01:19:35,103 --> 01:19:37,037 There, there, dear. 1534 01:19:37,038 --> 01:19:38,706 Have an almond cookie. 1535 01:19:38,707 --> 01:19:40,541 It's my special recipe. 1536 01:19:40,542 --> 01:19:42,643 It's delicious. 1537 01:19:42,644 --> 01:19:44,246 Thank you. 1538 01:19:46,715 --> 01:19:47,748 No, no, thank you. 1539 01:19:47,749 --> 01:19:52,587 I can't eat anything. 1540 01:19:53,155 --> 01:19:55,857 Imagine how we feel, living up here all alone. 1541 01:20:04,166 --> 01:20:06,934 Olivia? Olivia? 1542 01:20:06,935 --> 01:20:11,273 Olivia! Olivia! 1543 01:20:13,241 --> 01:20:14,642 You poisoned our tea. 1544 01:20:14,643 --> 01:20:16,844 Oh, we wouldn't poison the tea. 1545 01:20:16,845 --> 01:20:18,879 Everybody's drinking tea. 1546 01:20:18,880 --> 01:20:20,014 You poisoned the cookies? 1547 01:20:20,015 --> 01:20:22,249 It's my special recipe. 1548 01:20:22,250 --> 01:20:25,019 I put in extra cyanide. 1549 01:20:25,020 --> 01:20:27,555 Almonds have cyanide, you know. 1550 01:20:27,556 --> 01:20:31,058 It enhances the flavor of the cookie. 1551 01:20:31,059 --> 01:20:33,028 One day, I'll eat one. 1552 01:20:34,529 --> 01:20:36,030 You fucking bitch! 1553 01:20:36,031 --> 01:20:37,164 You bitch! 1554 01:20:37,165 --> 01:20:38,432 Which one? 1555 01:20:38,433 --> 01:20:39,900 Both of you! 1556 01:20:39,901 --> 01:20:41,001 You just killed her? 1557 01:20:41,002 --> 01:20:42,136 You killed Olivia? 1558 01:20:42,137 --> 01:20:43,637 Oh, that's not fair. 1559 01:20:43,638 --> 01:20:46,842 I didn't poison the almond cookies. 1560 01:20:52,314 --> 01:20:54,348 Manners must be taught. 1561 01:20:54,349 --> 01:20:56,951 Rules must be obeyed. 1562 01:20:56,952 --> 01:21:00,321 We mustn't open the door after dark. 1563 01:21:00,322 --> 01:21:03,959 Never on the night of the blood moon. 1564 01:21:10,298 --> 01:21:12,234 Let go! Let go! 1565 01:21:22,344 --> 01:21:25,280 Godammit! God! 1566 01:21:36,858 --> 01:21:39,127 Crazy old chickens, someone ought to wring your neck! 1567 01:22:10,325 --> 01:22:14,529 Oh, have a cookie, Millicent. 1568 01:22:15,697 --> 01:22:18,767 Soon. Someday soon. 1569 01:22:50,165 --> 01:22:53,133 Tony! Tony, oh, Tony! 1570 01:22:53,134 --> 01:22:55,402 I fear he did not fare well. 1571 01:22:55,403 --> 01:22:57,037 Are you making a dining joke? 1572 01:22:57,038 --> 01:22:59,139 That's macabre, dog. Where've you been? 1573 01:22:59,140 --> 01:23:01,775 This man's been torn to shreds and you make jokes? 1574 01:23:01,776 --> 01:23:04,945 I have been dead for the past 148 years. 1575 01:23:04,946 --> 01:23:08,282 I have to end this, or we'll be trapped here. 1576 01:23:08,283 --> 01:23:10,017 What do you mean? 1577 01:23:10,018 --> 01:23:12,653 If the spell isn't broken, 1578 01:23:12,654 --> 01:23:14,355 we'll be trapped here 1579 01:23:14,356 --> 01:23:16,123 until we're all dead. 1580 01:23:16,124 --> 01:23:18,292 We're outside of everything here, 1581 01:23:18,293 --> 01:23:20,227 completely alone, 1582 01:23:20,228 --> 01:23:24,064 removed from even the mind of God. 1583 01:23:24,065 --> 01:23:27,134 I wanted to talk to Frank about that lottery ticket. 1584 01:23:27,135 --> 01:23:29,003 A freaking lottery ticket? 1585 01:23:29,004 --> 01:23:31,071 You raised the dead for a lottery ticket? 1586 01:23:31,072 --> 01:23:32,406 Did he have it? 1587 01:23:32,407 --> 01:23:33,707 No. 1588 01:23:33,708 --> 01:23:35,242 Hmm, tough luck. 1589 01:23:35,243 --> 01:23:37,011 We can't go on to the next cycle of years 1590 01:23:37,012 --> 01:23:39,013 until the spell is broken. 1591 01:23:39,014 --> 01:23:43,018 Until then, we're not even in reality. 1592 01:23:44,052 --> 01:23:46,086 Anything is possible. 1593 01:23:46,087 --> 01:23:47,654 Anything. 1594 01:23:47,655 --> 01:23:49,391 How do we break the spell? 1595 01:23:50,759 --> 01:23:54,996 I don't know, but I'm gonna try. 1596 01:24:50,318 --> 01:24:51,219 That means 1597 01:24:51,220 --> 01:24:52,987 it didn't work, right? 1598 01:24:55,990 --> 01:24:58,692 Hey, Sally, hold on, be careful out there! 1599 01:24:58,693 --> 01:25:00,127 It must be something else. 1600 01:25:00,128 --> 01:25:01,996 It wasn't the calendar stone. 1601 01:25:05,633 --> 01:25:07,335 That's a waste of a good body. 1602 01:25:32,660 --> 01:25:34,394 It must be Morgan. 1603 01:25:34,395 --> 01:25:36,598 Great-Uncle Morgan Mayhew. 1604 01:25:37,432 --> 01:25:40,367 I've always felt strangely connected to him. 1605 01:25:40,368 --> 01:25:42,137 I look just like him. 1606 01:25:44,072 --> 01:25:45,406 What's it mean? 1607 01:25:46,474 --> 01:25:48,276 Where's the body? 1608 01:25:54,682 --> 01:25:57,085 Are you enjoying the party? 1609 01:25:59,821 --> 01:26:01,455 Kill me! 1610 01:26:01,456 --> 01:26:02,789 My body! 1611 01:26:02,790 --> 01:26:04,124 I know how you feel. 1612 01:26:04,125 --> 01:26:06,561 Burn my body! 1613 01:26:06,828 --> 01:26:11,232 Oh, I've had a night, too. 1614 01:26:13,334 --> 01:26:15,303 Burn my body! 1615 01:26:20,475 --> 01:26:22,010 Have a good night. 1616 01:26:43,998 --> 01:26:45,600 Oh my god! 1617 01:26:48,203 --> 01:26:49,837 Oh my god! 1618 01:26:50,572 --> 01:26:52,340 Great-Uncle Morgan! 1619 01:26:59,414 --> 01:27:00,647 He was rolled up in the carpet? 1620 01:27:00,648 --> 01:27:02,049 For 92 years. 1621 01:27:02,050 --> 01:27:04,518 After all this time, I did not even notice. 1622 01:27:04,519 --> 01:27:06,053 What do we do? 1623 01:27:06,054 --> 01:27:07,588 I do not know. 1624 01:27:07,589 --> 01:27:09,122 Let's burn the body. 1625 01:27:09,123 --> 01:27:10,825 What about that witch's spell book? 1626 01:27:58,973 --> 01:28:01,508 I was a ballerina, you know. 1627 01:28:01,509 --> 01:28:04,111 I loved to dance. 1628 01:28:04,112 --> 01:28:06,313 I know you loved to dance. 1629 01:28:06,314 --> 01:28:08,415 Do you need a ride to go home? 1630 01:28:08,416 --> 01:28:11,052 I'm Mirabelle Mayhew. 1631 01:28:11,719 --> 01:28:14,589 Morgan Mayhew was my husband. 1632 01:28:23,731 --> 01:28:25,932 You look good, Morgan. 1633 01:28:25,933 --> 01:28:28,736 The years have been good to you. 1634 01:28:30,738 --> 01:28:32,873 He stole all that money. 1635 01:28:32,874 --> 01:28:36,310 I didn't want to have anything more to do to with him. 1636 01:28:36,311 --> 01:28:38,412 I tried to leave Morgan, 1637 01:28:38,413 --> 01:28:41,616 but he forced me to move into the mansion. 1638 01:28:42,550 --> 01:28:45,452 I fought him that first night. 1639 01:28:45,453 --> 01:28:49,257 It's a nightmare that's never left me. 1640 01:28:50,358 --> 01:28:53,660 You fought Morgan Mayhew, 1641 01:28:53,661 --> 01:28:56,296 and all that blood all over the house? 1642 01:28:56,297 --> 01:28:58,399 That was Morgan's. 1643 01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:01,169 He suffered in the end. 1644 01:29:02,337 --> 01:29:07,342 I was a very strong ballet dancer once upon a time. 1645 01:29:08,109 --> 01:29:10,010 My god, you must be... 1646 01:29:10,011 --> 01:29:12,780 112 years old. 1647 01:29:14,482 --> 01:29:17,117 I've waited a long time. 1648 01:29:17,118 --> 01:29:21,722 I lived because I knew I was needed on this night. 1649 01:29:21,723 --> 01:29:24,592 I saw him in visions. 1650 01:29:25,793 --> 01:29:29,097 Each year, it grew stronger. 1651 01:29:29,764 --> 01:29:34,401 Morgan set powerful forces in play 1652 01:29:34,402 --> 01:29:36,604 when he built this mansion. 1653 01:29:36,838 --> 01:29:38,906 Then why on you? 1654 01:29:39,474 --> 01:29:41,509 I kept it for luck. 1655 01:29:42,643 --> 01:29:44,946 Happy anniversary, darling. 1656 01:29:55,523 --> 01:29:58,291 Sally, Sally, don't let go of me. 1657 01:29:58,292 --> 01:30:00,461 I won't! I'll never let go, Bruce! 1658 01:30:06,968 --> 01:30:08,970 Mirabelle, my love. 1659 01:30:18,479 --> 01:30:20,448 Well, it's been fun. 1660 01:30:21,249 --> 01:30:23,384 Is it too late for a nightcap? 1661 01:30:24,952 --> 01:30:29,157 No, ma'am, it's not too late for a nightcap. 1662 01:30:30,458 --> 01:30:32,092 It's an honor to know you 1663 01:30:32,093 --> 01:30:33,828 and be in your presence. 1664 01:30:40,468 --> 01:30:42,036 That was weird. 1665 01:30:45,306 --> 01:30:46,873 I've never seen anything like it. 1666 01:30:46,874 --> 01:30:49,109 Nonsense, this is nothing. 1667 01:30:49,110 --> 01:30:50,710 But look at that skeleton. 1668 01:30:50,711 --> 01:30:52,979 It has bite marks on its bones. 1669 01:30:52,980 --> 01:30:55,149 I was in Afghanistan. 1670 01:30:56,117 --> 01:30:58,285 Now, keep an eye to business. 1671 01:30:58,286 --> 01:30:59,453 We've gotta get these folks into 1672 01:30:59,454 --> 01:31:02,290 the crematorium before sundown. 1673 01:31:05,927 --> 01:31:07,127 Hey! 1674 01:31:07,128 --> 01:31:09,296 What are you stumbling around for? 1675 01:31:09,297 --> 01:31:11,398 Get on clean-up detail! 1676 01:31:11,399 --> 01:31:13,033 I don't want this place stinking of 1677 01:31:13,034 --> 01:31:14,768 pain, flesh, and demons. 1678 01:31:14,769 --> 01:31:16,136 Get to it. 1679 01:31:16,137 --> 01:31:18,305 It looks like a slip-and-fall accident right there. 1680 01:31:18,306 --> 01:31:19,373 OK. 1681 01:31:20,241 --> 01:31:22,242 That's kitchen accident. 1682 01:31:22,243 --> 01:31:23,744 Freezer burn. 1683 01:31:26,113 --> 01:31:29,083 Cardiac arrest right there. 1684 01:31:29,517 --> 01:31:30,885 That one, 1685 01:31:32,386 --> 01:31:34,354 we'll come back to that one. 1686 01:31:34,355 --> 01:31:37,925 Oh, oh my god, that one's still alive. 1687 01:31:43,164 --> 01:31:45,066 Hunting accident. 1688 01:31:45,900 --> 01:31:47,334 It's a tragedy. 1689 01:31:47,335 --> 01:31:49,603 A terrible, terrible tragedy. 1690 01:31:49,604 --> 01:31:50,770 I'll say. 1691 01:31:50,771 --> 01:31:52,906 But it all worked out in the end. 1692 01:31:52,907 --> 01:31:54,274 What? 1693 01:31:54,275 --> 01:31:56,142 I got a dump that's on the real estate market 1694 01:31:56,143 --> 01:31:57,878 at a very attractive price today, 1695 01:31:57,879 --> 01:31:59,547 so get to it. 1696 01:32:01,449 --> 01:32:03,885 I can't find Trixie's body. 1697 01:32:06,053 --> 01:32:07,521 Oh well. 1698 01:32:07,522 --> 01:32:09,523 It was a hell of a party, 1699 01:32:09,524 --> 01:32:12,392 and I ended up a richer man for it, 1700 01:32:12,393 --> 01:32:13,927 so I'm not going to dock her fee 1701 01:32:13,928 --> 01:32:16,130 for dying on the job. 1702 01:32:16,664 --> 01:32:19,566 I am in a generous, generous mood. 1703 01:32:19,567 --> 01:32:21,735 Why, thank you, Mr. Murphy. 1704 01:32:21,736 --> 01:32:22,736 You're welcome. 1705 01:32:22,737 --> 01:32:24,338 I really appreciate it. 1706 01:32:27,475 --> 01:32:28,910 Very, very much. 1707 01:32:36,884 --> 01:32:39,120 It's a beautiful day. 1708 01:32:55,736 --> 01:32:58,004 Foul, that was most foul, 1709 01:32:58,005 --> 01:33:00,473 number 37. 1710 01:33:00,474 --> 01:33:01,775 OK, calm down, Bruce. 1711 01:33:01,776 --> 01:33:03,043 It's only a game. 1712 01:33:03,044 --> 01:33:05,745 Didn't you get any rest last night? 1713 01:33:05,746 --> 01:33:08,049 Baby, you look half dead. 1714 01:33:08,516 --> 01:33:09,784 Do I? 1715 01:33:11,385 --> 01:33:13,087 I'm trying to be more alive. 1716 01:33:13,988 --> 01:33:15,790 I wish they'd stop showing that. 1717 01:33:16,357 --> 01:33:17,258 What's going on? 1718 01:33:17,259 --> 01:33:18,425 Is it war? 1719 01:33:18,426 --> 01:33:20,361 When is it not? 1720 01:33:20,995 --> 01:33:22,862 Thank God we live in Iowa, 1721 01:33:22,863 --> 01:33:25,465 where nothing bad ever happens. 1722 01:33:25,466 --> 01:33:28,835 No, nothing bad ever happens here. 1723 01:33:28,836 --> 01:33:31,137 Who cares what's going on halfway around the world? 1724 01:33:31,138 --> 01:33:33,407 Frankly, I'm sick of it. 1725 01:33:37,678 --> 01:33:38,912 What are these? 1726 01:33:38,913 --> 01:33:40,514 Let me see those. 1727 01:33:42,883 --> 01:33:45,085 I thought that would be the end. 1728 01:33:45,086 --> 01:33:48,055 What am I supposed to do now? 1729 01:34:09,076 --> 01:34:11,611 ♪ Driving up to a house this big 1730 01:34:11,612 --> 01:34:15,448 ♪ Wondering what could be inside of this thing 1731 01:34:15,449 --> 01:34:18,051 ♪ For a million dollars you could have it all 1732 01:34:18,052 --> 01:34:22,122 ♪ But a night in hell makes your skin crawl 1733 01:34:22,123 --> 01:34:25,225 ♪ You didn't ask for what you will receive 1734 01:34:25,226 --> 01:34:28,928 ♪ A night where you'll wish you didn't see what you've seen 1735 01:34:28,929 --> 01:34:31,665 ♪ This has all been done before 1736 01:34:31,666 --> 01:34:35,635 ♪ When the Mayhew's body hit the floor 1737 01:34:35,636 --> 01:34:38,805 ♪ This wasn't asked for, why is this happening 1738 01:34:38,806 --> 01:34:40,874 ♪ Give in to the things that make you shake 1739 01:34:40,875 --> 01:34:42,475 ♪ 'Cause you're trapped in 1740 01:34:42,476 --> 01:34:45,045 ♪ You try to keep running away 1741 01:34:45,046 --> 01:34:49,115 ♪ But there's nowhere to hide, I can always find you 1742 01:34:49,116 --> 01:34:51,785 ♪ 'Cause I've seen inside of your head 1743 01:34:51,786 --> 01:34:55,989 ♪ I know all of your fears and they're coming to get you 1744 01:34:55,990 --> 01:34:58,692 ♪ All that's left is pain and sorrow 1745 01:34:58,693 --> 01:35:02,729 ♪ That comes raining down in my mansion of blood 1746 01:35:02,730 --> 01:35:05,298 ♪ And the fear that there's no tomorrow 1747 01:35:05,299 --> 01:35:09,769 ♪ That comes raining down in my mansion of blood 1748 01:35:09,770 --> 01:35:12,439 ♪ Demons running through your head 1749 01:35:12,440 --> 01:35:16,276 ♪ Zombie cannibals tearing at your flesh 1750 01:35:16,277 --> 01:35:18,845 ♪ Witchcraft in the dead of the night 1751 01:35:18,846 --> 01:35:23,049 ♪ Summoning ghosts and all poltergeists 1752 01:35:23,050 --> 01:35:26,052 ♪ You can run but there's nowhere to hide 1753 01:35:26,053 --> 01:35:29,823 ♪ Evil coming after you to take away your life 1754 01:35:29,824 --> 01:35:32,459 ♪ One move and you're on the floor 1755 01:35:32,460 --> 01:35:34,060 ♪ You'll be begging at your mercy 1756 01:35:34,061 --> 01:35:36,496 ♪ While the devil's at your door 1757 01:35:36,497 --> 01:35:39,566 ♪ This wasn't asked for, why is this happening 1758 01:35:39,567 --> 01:35:41,701 ♪ Give in to the things that make you shake 1759 01:35:41,702 --> 01:35:43,369 ♪ 'Cause you're trapped there 1760 01:35:43,370 --> 01:35:45,872 ♪ You try to keep running away 1761 01:35:45,873 --> 01:35:50,043 ♪ But there's nowhere to hide, I can always find you 1762 01:35:50,044 --> 01:35:52,712 ♪ 'Cause I've seen inside of your head 1763 01:35:52,713 --> 01:35:56,816 ♪ I know all of your fears and they're coming to get you 1764 01:35:56,817 --> 01:35:59,452 ♪ All that's left is pain and sorrow 1765 01:35:59,453 --> 01:36:03,590 ♪ That comes raining down in my mansion of blood 1766 01:36:03,591 --> 01:36:06,159 ♪ And the fear that there's no tomorrow 1767 01:36:06,160 --> 01:36:10,598 ♪ That comes raining down in my mansion of blood 1768 01:36:24,211 --> 01:36:26,479 ♪ You try to keep running away 1769 01:36:26,480 --> 01:36:30,483 ♪ But there's nowhere to hide, I can always find you 1770 01:36:30,484 --> 01:36:33,419 ♪ 'Cause I've seen inside of your head 1771 01:36:33,420 --> 01:36:37,357 ♪ I know all of your fears and they're coming to get you 1772 01:36:37,358 --> 01:36:39,926 ♪ All that's left is pain and sorrow 1773 01:36:39,927 --> 01:36:44,063 ♪ That comes raining down in my mansion of blood 1774 01:36:44,064 --> 01:36:46,733 ♪ And the fear that there's no tomorrow 1775 01:36:46,734 --> 01:36:50,938 ♪ That comes raining down in my mansion of blood ♪118834