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Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God.
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By the power of Hephzibah,
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I compel you to oblivion!
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Oh, a girl.
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You'll need a needle
for that one, Christina.
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- That's cystic.
- You're cystic.
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How do you know what I need?
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Because I'm your mother,
and mothers know best.
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Oh, you're right, Mother.
You do know best.
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I'm so glad you moved us
to a new town
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in the middle of a school year
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so I get
to restart seventh grade
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with a whole new group of kids.
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Look, I know it's not ideal,
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but... but don't blame me
for the economy, okay?
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- I got to go where the work is.
- Mom!
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Use the crosswalk,
you little gremlin!
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Whew, you're lucky
your mom's got the reflexes
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of a goddamn cheetah.
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I'm walking the rest of the way.
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I can't stand another
minute with you.
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Are you sure you're okay?
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Yeah, I'm fine. What's going on?
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You feeling fussy? What?
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Your little rosebuds tender?
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- Tell me.
- Stop it!
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- Ew, Mom!
- Let me feel.
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- Get off of me!
- Let me feel them!
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- Hey, does this hurt?
- Goodbye!
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And don't forget
new school rules!
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Assume everyone is a murderer
until proven otherwise!
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Christina?
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STUDENT 1: All of my favorite
actors got cancelled.
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STUDENT 2:
And I was like, "Yes, Mom,
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I do love my followers more
than you."
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STUDENT 3: Is that a new girl?
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Ooh.
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Hey, guy.
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Mind if I share this locker
with you?
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Hey, heads up!
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Bye, you motherfucker!
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Gotcha, little one.
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- Um, hi.
- Hi.
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I believe this 30-legged
friendly centipede is yours.
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Oh! Oh, yeah, thanks. Yeah.
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You're new here, right? Uh-huh.
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I'm Bennigan, resident
self-appointed school greeter.
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Oh, hi.
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- I'm Chrissy.
- Hi.
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Did you know the technical
name of the house centipede
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is Scutigera... Coleoptrata.
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Yeah. Oh, you knew!
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I totally knew.
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Nerds!
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So there's, like,
this party tonight
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at the abandoned Taco Chateau
on Concord Pike.
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You should go. And I'll go.
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And then, that way,
we're kind of going together.
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Uh...
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- Huh?
- Uh, okay.
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I have to bathroom now.
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- Oh.
- Oh, my God.
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Please forget I just said that.
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- Oh, yeah, yeah.
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Don't worry, I flushed it
from my memory, so...
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Probably shouldn't have
eaten that block of cheese
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last night.
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What the hell?
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Not today.
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STUDENT 1: Come on, get in here.
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May I suggest the boys' room?
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Men have taken so much
from women already.
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STUDENT 1:
Girls don't poo-poo, dumbass.
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God, I hate nerds.
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Bennigan. STUDENT 2: Me too.
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My mom left my awesome dad
for a nerd.
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Now instead of football games,
we visit historical bridges.
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Bridges? Gross!
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STUDENT 2: Now let's get you
on my livestream
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so everyone can watch you bleed.
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Ah, this feels like a big
escalation from swirlies, man.
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But we graduate this year,
and so should our violence.
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STUDENT 2: Hey, shh.
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You hear that drippy drip?
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That ain't no leaky faucet.
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- Ah!
- Oh, it's a freaky new girl.
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STUDENT 1: Guess I was wrong
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about them not poo-pooing.
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Nah, dude. That's no dookie.
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Freaky new girl's blossomed
into freaky new woman.
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Please don't.
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Say hi to the world,
Bloody Mary.
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STUDENT 1: You hear what I said?
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STUDENT 2:
You called her Bloody Mary
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'cause she's got
her period stain.
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Aah, his legs!
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Whoa.
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I'm not a proponent of violence,
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but that was
irrefutably cathartic.
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- So...
- So...
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So about that party,
is that invite still...
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- Yes!
- Oh!
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- Yes.
- Sweet.
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- Great.
- That's great.
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- See you at there then.
- Cool.
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Exit the building
in an orderly fashion!
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I said orderly!
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Mom?
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Get in now. Come on.
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Here, here.
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Salt your hair and burn
this photo of yourself.
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What? Why? What's happening?
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Look, I'm sorry
for putting this off.
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Your dad is the Devil,
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and you're
his mortal conduit to Earth,
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known to Bible-y types
as the Antichrist.
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What the fuck?
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You got your period
and made that hole in the sky,
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and now your dad knows where
to find you, so we got to go.
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But you said my dad was dead.
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I said not alive.
Fasten your seatbelt, honey.
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And if you have any questions
about feminine hygiene,
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there's a pamphlet in the
glovebox right under the gun.
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Gun?
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That's one brave parakeet.
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- Hope he stays off Twitter.
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In other news, the sky
over a local junior high
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has torn open,
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leaving a cosmic black void
over Middletown.
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REPORTER 1:
Authorities have no details
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about the black hole's origin
or purpose.
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REPORTER 2:
But whatever it wants,
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you can bet it won't
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be keeping us
from Shayla Rosenblatt's
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birthday after-party
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at the abandoned Taco Chateau
on Concord Pike.
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Access Hollywood is next.
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Put him on.
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The Pope.
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You goofy rascal.
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You answer your own phone?
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The black hole has arrived.
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The time has come for me
to thwart Satan's fiendish plan
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by killing his spawn,
the Antichrist.
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My forces assemble in
Middletown as we speak, and...
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Someone's beeping in?
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Oh, no. Please grab it.
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I'll call you
when the child is dead.
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Take it all!
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I liked things
the way they were.
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I'm supposed to accept
that you had sex with Satan,
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or anyone?
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Ha, tight burn!
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Fact, Chrissy,
all women were girls.
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All girls make choices,
and half of those are bad.
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So... so moving 14 times
in eight years wasn't for work?
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No, it was so your dad
couldn't track us,
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except when we left Vermont.
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I cannot deal
with those fucking hippies.
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Look, I was trying to give you
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some glimmer
of a normal childhood.
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- Okay?
- Normal?
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Nothing's normal about my life!
Are you mental?
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I have no friends, and
I just exploded two bullies!
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Bullies?
Did they hurt you, Christina?
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Because if they did,
I swear to God...
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They're dead!
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Okay, they're dead, yes,
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but in this family,
we don't dwell on the past.
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We look to the future,
and in our future,
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there's an Inuit
fishing village in Alaska
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that's so remote, it'll make
that ghost town in Wyoming
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- look like Shanghai.
- No, no, not this time.
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No, I made my first friend,
and he's a boy,
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and he invited me
to my first party.
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And your vagina just became
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a homing device
for the Prince of Darkness.
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My dad's not the one
who's been gaslighting me
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my entire life.
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Maybe I want him to find me.
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Oh, you better choose
your next words carefully.
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Come and get me, Satan!
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Oh, that is
what I didn't want you to say!
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- We're packing, then leaving.
- Get off of me.
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Oh, hey, Laur, I left
your sugar in the mailbox.
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Oh, God, what do you make
of this thing, huh?
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Biblical or the media?
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You never know
these days, Darlene.
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Yeah, you never do know, do you?
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You don't know anything...
Let go of me!
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- Until you know it.
- Get off of me!
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- And then you don't...
- Come on!
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Ah! Come on.
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- No!
- Come on.
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God! Everything you ever
told me is a lie.
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I lied to protect you, and
I don't regret it for a second.
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The only thing
I need protection from is you.
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Oh, you wouldn't last a day
in the real world without me.
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You're a bitch!
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And you're
an ungrateful asshole.
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Touché.
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Now change your pants, sweetheart.
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You banged the Devil
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'cause he's the only one
who would actually go there.
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Damn, that's what I should
have said to her.
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We can take you away from here.
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First, you must agree
to see your father.
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Oh, my dad sent you?
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If I agree to do that,
can I get a ride
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to the abandoned Taco Chateau
on Concord Pike?
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That would not be an issue.
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Actually, we are not authorized
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to make that promise,
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but nothing is off the table.
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Your father is well able
to provide.
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Okay. I agree to see my father.
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Whoa! I will not learn
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their names,
but you can bring one...
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Finished?
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Almost. Last one's silver.
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No!
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Damn it!
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Ugh.
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Aah...
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No!
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You're not smashing me
until you look at me.
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Look at me!
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Piece of shit.
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You poser, Wiccan slut.
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Now raise your hand
if you fucked the Devil.
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Now keep your hand up if
you knew this day was coming.
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Now let's go smash some shit
that makes a difference.
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Good luck. Shut up, Irwin.
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It appears the black hole
has stopped sucking.
237
00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:38,710
Some fact-thumping
scientist said
238
00:10:38,744 --> 00:10:39,946
that this hole
will suck forever.
239
00:10:39,979 --> 00:10:41,081
What a fucking joke.
240
00:10:41,115 --> 00:10:42,785
Now let's rock it out tonight
241
00:10:42,819 --> 00:10:44,989
at Shayla Rosenblatt's
birthday after-party!
242
00:10:46,458 --> 00:10:48,931
Real estate inspector.
How about yourself?
243
00:10:48,964 --> 00:10:51,035
I purge the world
of demonic forces
244
00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:53,774
for the supreme pontiff
of the universal church.
245
00:10:53,807 --> 00:10:55,243
Business trip? Pleasure?
246
00:10:55,276 --> 00:10:57,180
They say do what you love.
247
00:10:57,214 --> 00:10:59,284
And I love nothing more
than cutting out the heart
248
00:10:59,318 --> 00:11:01,890
of an adolescent girl
for monetary gain.
249
00:11:01,923 --> 00:11:04,394
Swap girl with drywall
and heart with mold damage,
250
00:11:04,428 --> 00:11:06,131
and we basically
have the same job.
251
00:11:11,141 --> 00:11:13,012
I think her mother killed him.
252
00:11:13,045 --> 00:11:15,718
He was the best of us,
but we must move on.
253
00:11:15,751 --> 00:11:18,256
It's what would have wanted.
254
00:11:18,289 --> 00:11:20,293
And she says,
"I lied to protect you."
255
00:11:20,326 --> 00:11:22,063
- She sounds like a bitch.
- That's what I said.
256
00:11:23,466 --> 00:11:24,736
Huh?
257
00:11:24,769 --> 00:11:26,840
It's been prophesized
258
00:11:26,873 --> 00:11:28,777
since time began. Whoo!
259
00:11:28,810 --> 00:11:31,081
And now,
they are finally united,
260
00:11:31,115 --> 00:11:32,985
the dastardly duo
261
00:11:33,019 --> 00:11:36,191
who will alter the universe
for the rest of time.
262
00:11:38,396 --> 00:11:41,468
Come to your father, Damien.
263
00:11:43,239 --> 00:11:45,310
Not getting a Damien vibe.
264
00:11:46,746 --> 00:11:48,449
Huh, you're a girl.
265
00:11:48,482 --> 00:11:50,854
The future is female!
266
00:11:50,888 --> 00:11:52,490
I support and believe you.
267
00:11:52,525 --> 00:11:55,230
Wait, hold on, you'll
like this man suit better.
268
00:11:57,200 --> 00:11:59,739
Congrats
on shedding first blood!
269
00:11:59,772 --> 00:12:02,444
Ew! Can everyone please stop
talking about my period?
270
00:12:02,477 --> 00:12:04,381
Oh, God. No, gross.
271
00:12:04,414 --> 00:12:05,985
Did your mom tell you that?
272
00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:07,888
I'm talking
about the teens you murdered.
273
00:12:07,922 --> 00:12:09,525
- I didn't mean to.
- Don't let other people's
274
00:12:09,559 --> 00:12:12,798
moral laws make you think
what you did was wrong.
275
00:12:12,832 --> 00:12:16,005
Together, you and I can
create a future without rules,
276
00:12:16,038 --> 00:12:17,975
where you can
call your own shots,
277
00:12:18,009 --> 00:12:20,179
live the life you want to live.
278
00:12:20,213 --> 00:12:21,983
- Thoughts?
- Yeah, I've got thoughts.
279
00:12:22,017 --> 00:12:23,486
Where have you been
my whole life?
280
00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:25,423
And what do I have
that you suddenly want?
281
00:12:25,456 --> 00:12:28,062
Baby, I'm not a deadbeat dad.
You were stolen.
282
00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:30,768
And I couldn't find you until
you came into your powers.
283
00:12:30,801 --> 00:12:34,007
There are these fucking
cosmic laws I can't break.
284
00:12:34,041 --> 00:12:35,376
That's why I'm not in hell.
285
00:12:35,410 --> 00:12:37,815
- Wait, this isn't hell?
- Shit, no.
286
00:12:37,848 --> 00:12:40,119
This is the metaphysical realm.
287
00:12:40,153 --> 00:12:41,790
Hmm, fancy.
288
00:12:41,823 --> 00:12:43,894
Hipsters call it the Fringe,
289
00:12:43,927 --> 00:12:46,065
which makes me want
to punch a hole in my face.
290
00:12:46,098 --> 00:12:49,104
It's like the central hub
for all unearthly realms.
291
00:12:49,137 --> 00:12:50,473
Think port authority,
292
00:12:50,507 --> 00:12:53,179
but with much, much,
much more urine
293
00:12:53,212 --> 00:12:54,816
and fewer bomb threats.
294
00:12:54,849 --> 00:12:56,285
So if I call the shots,
295
00:12:56,318 --> 00:12:57,955
does that mean I don't have
to listen to anyone?
296
00:12:57,989 --> 00:12:59,291
Look at that guy.
297
00:12:59,324 --> 00:13:01,428
He's got a bird head,
and he craps bubbles.
298
00:13:01,462 --> 00:13:03,065
I thought that was pretty cool.
299
00:13:03,099 --> 00:13:04,267
What's your name, by the way?
300
00:13:04,301 --> 00:13:05,938
Christina.
301
00:13:05,971 --> 00:13:07,240
Course she named you that.
302
00:13:07,273 --> 00:13:09,411
And I'm like, "Oh, okay, Rhonda",
303
00:13:09,444 --> 00:13:11,415
"so you're saying
a black hole's the reason
304
00:13:11,448 --> 00:13:13,553
your husband's been cheating
on you for three years?"
305
00:13:13,587 --> 00:13:15,123
Oh, hey, did you get in touch
306
00:13:15,156 --> 00:13:16,993
with that guy
I told you about, Eric?
307
00:13:17,027 --> 00:13:19,899
He's sweet and rich
and a geropsychologist.
308
00:13:19,932 --> 00:13:21,135
Yeah, I'd rather fist a dog
309
00:13:21,168 --> 00:13:22,905
than be in a relationship, Darlene.
310
00:13:22,938 --> 00:13:24,474
Lambskin? What are you, a druid?
311
00:13:24,509 --> 00:13:25,978
You're so retro.
312
00:13:26,011 --> 00:13:27,414
Oh, but that should
come in handy tonight
313
00:13:27,447 --> 00:13:29,318
for Shayla Rosenblatt's
birthday after-party.
314
00:13:29,351 --> 00:13:30,821
I'm bringing frosé.
315
00:13:30,854 --> 00:13:32,525
Whoo, you're jacked!
316
00:13:32,558 --> 00:13:35,229
Seriously, you got
the body of a convict.
317
00:13:35,263 --> 00:13:36,599
Oh, and you use it for storage.
318
00:13:36,633 --> 00:13:38,402
I'm going
into the metaphysical realm
319
00:13:38,436 --> 00:13:40,039
to kill the Devil
and get my daughter,
320
00:13:40,073 --> 00:13:41,976
and I need you to watch
my body while I'm gone.
321
00:13:42,010 --> 00:13:43,613
If this works... Oh, wow.
322
00:13:43,647 --> 00:13:45,283
I'm gonna look
like I'm dead, okay?
323
00:13:45,316 --> 00:13:46,953
But technically, I won't be.
324
00:13:46,986 --> 00:13:49,191
If it doesn't work,
I will just look and be dead.
325
00:13:49,224 --> 00:13:50,928
Jesus.
Do you know what you're doing?
326
00:13:53,265 --> 00:13:55,069
Okay, but when
are you coming back?
327
00:13:55,103 --> 00:13:57,107
Okay. All right.
I'll just wait here.
328
00:14:01,950 --> 00:14:03,419
- Ah...
329
00:14:15,143 --> 00:14:16,513
Holy shit, that was painful.
330
00:14:54,121 --> 00:14:56,993
Hey, everybody.
This is my daughter.
331
00:14:57,026 --> 00:14:59,030
Kiss her ass, or
I'll slaughter your children.
332
00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:01,636
- Proud of you!
- Hey, let's have a drink.
333
00:15:01,669 --> 00:15:02,938
I know, now you're thinking,
334
00:15:02,972 --> 00:15:04,976
is he a dad
or just a cool friend?
335
00:15:05,009 --> 00:15:06,546
I was thinking
that you're trying too hard.
336
00:15:06,579 --> 00:15:08,215
Is that track lighting?
337
00:15:08,249 --> 00:15:10,086
We're still...
It's a work in progress.
338
00:15:10,119 --> 00:15:12,424
Snake with Arms,
a round of something spicy.
339
00:15:12,457 --> 00:15:14,161
Speaking of spicy,
how's your mom?
340
00:15:14,194 --> 00:15:15,964
- Is she still an alcoholic?
- Huh?
341
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,968
- She fucked a lamp once.
- I'm not interested...
342
00:15:18,002 --> 00:15:19,404
- Wait, what?
- Look, she doesn't get you.
343
00:15:19,438 --> 00:15:21,375
I do. You're a teen.
344
00:15:21,408 --> 00:15:23,145
You shouldn't be living
on the lam.
345
00:15:23,179 --> 00:15:26,452
You should be planting roots,
doing normal teen things.
346
00:15:26,485 --> 00:15:28,690
Really?
Cool, because the beast guys
347
00:15:28,723 --> 00:15:29,992
you sent said you'd be down
348
00:15:30,026 --> 00:15:31,128
to give me a ride
to the abandoned...
349
00:15:31,161 --> 00:15:33,265
The abandoned Taco Chateau?
Blam-o!
350
00:15:39,277 --> 00:15:41,248
Wow,
you're actually kind of okay.
351
00:15:41,281 --> 00:15:43,252
A toast before you head out.
352
00:15:43,285 --> 00:15:45,323
To my frickin' amazing daughter.
353
00:15:45,356 --> 00:15:47,460
Oh, well, thanks, Dad.
354
00:15:47,494 --> 00:15:48,697
To your future,
355
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:51,468
and to consenting
to join as sire and seed,
356
00:15:51,503 --> 00:15:53,205
reclaiming
the infernal sovereign...
357
00:15:53,239 --> 00:15:54,709
- Ah, there it is.
- What?
358
00:15:54,742 --> 00:15:57,013
Your lame attempt to trap me
in your binding agreement.
359
00:15:57,046 --> 00:15:59,752
Oh, no, no.
It's not lame at all.
360
00:15:59,785 --> 00:16:02,157
It's called Maximus Dawnus.
361
00:16:02,190 --> 00:16:04,227
And when we carry it
out together,
362
00:16:04,261 --> 00:16:06,064
it'll let us fold all the realms
363
00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:09,539
into one big, way more
powerful, lawless universe.
364
00:16:09,572 --> 00:16:13,479
It'll be like an anarchistic
socialist utopia.
365
00:16:13,513 --> 00:16:15,717
- That sounds cool, right?
- Uh-huh.
366
00:16:19,090 --> 00:16:20,092
Mom?
367
00:16:24,334 --> 00:16:26,371
Remember me, motherfucker?
368
00:16:26,405 --> 00:16:28,175
- How could I forget?
- Mom, how did you...
369
00:16:28,209 --> 00:16:31,248
You bulked up...
In a good way, in a good way.
370
00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:33,185
13 years preparing for the day
371
00:16:33,219 --> 00:16:36,458
this rotting chode would make
his play and bridge our worlds.
372
00:16:36,491 --> 00:16:38,362
You're welcome
for giving you a higher calling
373
00:16:38,395 --> 00:16:40,767
than robotripping
in tequila-soaked tampons.
374
00:16:40,801 --> 00:16:42,237
Coming from a guy who pretended
375
00:16:42,270 --> 00:16:44,709
to be someone else
for six goddamn months.
376
00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:47,447
You gaslit the wrong bitch.
377
00:16:49,619 --> 00:16:50,587
Brain shot.
378
00:16:50,621 --> 00:16:51,623
Get it, girl.
379
00:16:54,427 --> 00:16:55,463
- Head smash.
- Oh, my God.
380
00:16:55,496 --> 00:16:56,498
Who are you?
381
00:16:56,533 --> 00:16:59,271
- Fuck you.
382
00:16:59,304 --> 00:17:01,341
What do you think
you're gonna do, kill me?
383
00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:04,615
I'm not Dracula.
I'm the goddamn Devil.
384
00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:07,420
You got about as much chance
of laying a finger on me as...
385
00:17:07,453 --> 00:17:09,424
- Ow! What was that?
386
00:17:09,457 --> 00:17:10,761
Oil of Abramelin
387
00:17:10,794 --> 00:17:13,098
blessed by an uncircumcised
Kabbalist rabbi.
388
00:17:13,132 --> 00:17:14,100
- What?
- Mom!
389
00:17:14,134 --> 00:17:15,069
And if he thought that hurt,
390
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:16,471
he's gonna love this
391
00:17:16,506 --> 00:17:17,473
goat's horn shoved up his dick!
392
00:17:17,508 --> 00:17:19,745
Help! Kill her!
393
00:17:23,252 --> 00:17:25,489
Oh, what a fucking woman.
394
00:17:25,524 --> 00:17:27,093
Weren't you about
to shove something up my dick?
395
00:17:27,126 --> 00:17:28,395
No one tells Mama what to do.
396
00:17:28,429 --> 00:17:29,665
Ugh.
397
00:17:31,536 --> 00:17:33,573
You're a washed-up,
desperate con artist
398
00:17:33,607 --> 00:17:35,409
begging for a little girl
to sign his stupid pact
399
00:17:35,443 --> 00:17:36,646
to make him feel big again.
400
00:17:36,679 --> 00:17:38,315
No, no, no, no, no.
No dick hole.
401
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:40,821
You want to talk
about desperation?
402
00:17:40,854 --> 00:17:43,860
Don't let the job of mother
go to your head.
403
00:17:43,893 --> 00:17:47,835
You left your whole life
behind to raise my spawn.
404
00:17:47,868 --> 00:17:50,373
- Dad, stop!
- You're nothing special.
405
00:17:50,406 --> 00:17:52,110
You're just a vessel. Hello?
406
00:17:52,143 --> 00:17:53,445
Does anyone even hear me?
407
00:17:53,479 --> 00:17:55,116
You think I felt special?
408
00:17:57,453 --> 00:18:00,393
Your magic jizz ruined my life.
You're lucky I didn't kill it.
409
00:18:00,426 --> 00:18:02,130
You're lucky
it didn't kill itself,
410
00:18:02,163 --> 00:18:03,399
being shackled to you
411
00:18:03,432 --> 00:18:05,169
for 13 years. Fuck this.
412
00:18:05,202 --> 00:18:06,405
Well, once she gets to know you,
413
00:18:06,438 --> 00:18:07,675
I'm sure she'll jump
at the chance
414
00:18:07,708 --> 00:18:08,810
to slit your wrists.
415
00:18:08,843 --> 00:18:10,814
I don't bleed, bitch.
416
00:18:10,847 --> 00:18:13,553
Gross-ass parents.
They don't care about me.
417
00:18:13,586 --> 00:18:15,857
Well, I don't care about them.
418
00:18:15,891 --> 00:18:18,429
Actually, I don't care
about anything.
419
00:18:20,466 --> 00:18:24,875
A toast to my parents
for fucking me up, huh?
420
00:18:26,646 --> 00:18:27,681
PARTY GUEST 1: That slaps.
421
00:18:29,184 --> 00:18:31,623
New girl is
spicing this party up.
422
00:18:31,656 --> 00:18:33,893
We love that you don't care
what anyone thinks.
423
00:18:33,927 --> 00:18:35,631
Slay, honey.
424
00:18:35,664 --> 00:18:38,302
Slay I shall.
425
00:18:38,335 --> 00:18:40,306
Benny! Bennigan, hey!
426
00:18:40,339 --> 00:18:42,310
Chrissy! Wow, you made it.
427
00:18:42,343 --> 00:18:43,445
- Ha!
- You left so quickly
428
00:18:43,479 --> 00:18:44,582
after you murdered
those two bullies,
429
00:18:44,615 --> 00:18:45,851
I never got a chance
to thank you.
430
00:18:45,884 --> 00:18:47,855
- So thank you.
- Pssh, no thanks necessary.
431
00:18:47,888 --> 00:18:49,457
Totes my pleash.
432
00:18:49,491 --> 00:18:52,865
I hope the rest of your day
was less explosive.
433
00:18:54,969 --> 00:18:58,175
Yep, it was, unless you count
the explosion of flavor
434
00:18:58,208 --> 00:19:00,446
in my homemade muffins. Oh!
435
00:19:00,479 --> 00:19:01,716
But in a more literal sense,
436
00:19:01,749 --> 00:19:03,252
no, it was just
that one explosion.
437
00:19:03,285 --> 00:19:04,655
- You?
- Some ups, some downs.
438
00:19:04,689 --> 00:19:07,460
You know, I just found out
my dad's not really dead.
439
00:19:07,493 --> 00:19:09,364
My mom doesn't give
two shits about me.
440
00:19:09,397 --> 00:19:10,867
The last 13 years of my life,
441
00:19:10,901 --> 00:19:13,205
I've been a pawn in
their fucked-up relationship.
442
00:19:13,238 --> 00:19:14,742
I rode on a carriage
443
00:19:14,775 --> 00:19:17,881
made from the flesh of two
mutated krakens to get here,
444
00:19:17,915 --> 00:19:19,785
and I wish I was never born.
445
00:19:19,819 --> 00:19:22,658
But otherwise, a great day.
446
00:19:22,691 --> 00:19:25,664
Well, if I had a wish,
I'd cancel your wish
447
00:19:25,697 --> 00:19:27,801
because I think it's
pretty great you were born.
448
00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:30,406
Aw. Thanks, Bennigan.
449
00:19:30,439 --> 00:19:32,477
- You feeling better?
- Better than better.
450
00:19:32,511 --> 00:19:34,682
I'm the motherfucking
Antichrist!
451
00:19:38,957 --> 00:19:42,230
Listen carefully, do not
leave your trash in this van.
452
00:19:42,263 --> 00:19:43,499
It is a rental.
453
00:19:43,533 --> 00:19:44,902
Now, let's gut this child
454
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:47,941
and wear her entrails
as a scarf.
455
00:19:47,975 --> 00:19:49,779
I should have chosen
your whore sister.
456
00:19:51,281 --> 00:19:52,851
Oh, fuck.
457
00:19:52,885 --> 00:19:54,254
Hold up. Time out.
458
00:19:54,287 --> 00:19:55,657
Look.
459
00:19:55,690 --> 00:19:57,528
How did Chrissy
get back to Earth?
460
00:19:57,561 --> 00:19:59,464
That's not the problem. This is.
461
00:19:59,497 --> 00:20:02,938
These asshats are mercenaries
hired to dispose of demons.
462
00:20:02,971 --> 00:20:04,909
They're gonna kill Chrissy
if we don't stop them.
463
00:20:04,942 --> 00:20:05,944
"We"? Fuck you.
464
00:20:05,977 --> 00:20:07,413
Let's stop measuring dicks
465
00:20:07,447 --> 00:20:08,449
for our daughter's sake.
466
00:20:08,482 --> 00:20:10,419
I need a cadaver, but fresh,
467
00:20:10,453 --> 00:20:11,989
like between a finger twitch
and a bowel release.
468
00:20:12,023 --> 00:20:13,526
Wait a minute, when we dated,
469
00:20:13,560 --> 00:20:14,929
were you inside
someone's corpse?
470
00:20:14,962 --> 00:20:16,799
And you had
an unfinished dolphin tattoo.
471
00:20:16,833 --> 00:20:18,803
Don't be a snob.
472
00:20:18,837 --> 00:20:20,272
Gerald's gonna be at that party,
473
00:20:20,306 --> 00:20:21,709
and I don't care
if he just had knee surgery
474
00:20:21,743 --> 00:20:23,011
'cause I'm about to hit that!
475
00:20:23,045 --> 00:20:25,751
- Oh, my gosh!
476
00:20:25,784 --> 00:20:27,554
Well, welcome back.
You should take a shower.
477
00:20:27,588 --> 00:20:28,990
You smell like rot.
478
00:20:29,023 --> 00:20:30,594
Where the hell
am I gonna find a cadaver?
479
00:20:30,627 --> 00:20:32,564
There's only so far
I'll go for you, Laura.
480
00:20:32,598 --> 00:20:33,867
I'll see you at the party.
481
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,737
Okay, he better have
health insurance too
482
00:20:35,771 --> 00:20:37,407
'cause I'm gonna
tear that back up.
483
00:20:44,655 --> 00:20:46,291
PARTY GUEST 1:
Oh, God, watch out!
484
00:20:46,324 --> 00:20:47,728
PARTY GUEST 2: Is it, like,
cloak season or something?
485
00:20:47,761 --> 00:20:48,830
PARTY GUEST 3:
Push your way to the front.
486
00:20:48,863 --> 00:20:51,836
At last we meet, vile beast.
487
00:20:51,869 --> 00:20:53,840
I've waited my entire career
488
00:20:53,873 --> 00:20:56,712
to watch the life drain
from your hideous eyes
489
00:20:56,746 --> 00:20:58,583
and put an end
to your father's plan.
490
00:20:58,616 --> 00:21:00,720
- PARTY GUEST 1: Get a real job!
- I am well paid!
491
00:21:00,754 --> 00:21:03,459
I don't think you know
who you're dealing with, Chief.
492
00:21:03,492 --> 00:21:05,396
Piss quick.
Your pants are on fire.
493
00:21:05,429 --> 00:21:07,500
Oh, oh, oh!
494
00:21:07,534 --> 00:21:09,972
Smoke if you got 'em.
495
00:21:10,005 --> 00:21:12,376
Here you go, Sparky.
496
00:21:12,410 --> 00:21:13,913
Fire it up, baby!
497
00:21:15,550 --> 00:21:17,453
What the hell?
498
00:21:17,487 --> 00:21:18,857
What is this?
499
00:21:18,890 --> 00:21:21,863
And now,
the real suffering begins.
500
00:21:21,896 --> 00:21:24,000
- Leave her alone!
- Bennigan.
501
00:21:24,033 --> 00:21:26,471
I have a gut feeling
I'll be okay.
502
00:21:26,506 --> 00:21:28,375
PARTY GUEST 4:
This party just got lame.
503
00:21:28,408 --> 00:21:30,479
Deceiver, dark one,
504
00:21:30,514 --> 00:21:33,085
thou shall be cast into...
505
00:21:33,118 --> 00:21:35,489
Wow, sorry.
506
00:21:35,524 --> 00:21:37,026
It's like, you stand here
507
00:21:37,059 --> 00:21:39,364
holding the ceremonial knife
with this Antichrist...
508
00:21:39,397 --> 00:21:40,032
PARTY GUEST 5: Who gives a shit?
509
00:21:40,065 --> 00:21:41,636
I do.
510
00:21:41,669 --> 00:21:44,642
And I am your final judgment.
511
00:21:46,646 --> 00:21:47,915
Why?
512
00:21:47,948 --> 00:21:50,620
Comedy.
513
00:21:50,654 --> 00:21:52,891
Get your hands off my daughter.
514
00:21:52,925 --> 00:21:54,795
- Our daughter.
- Oh, great.
515
00:21:54,829 --> 00:21:56,031
My parents are here.
516
00:21:56,064 --> 00:21:59,505
Hi, honey. I'm a chicken now.
517
00:22:09,558 --> 00:22:10,727
HENCHMAN 2: Ow!
518
00:22:10,760 --> 00:22:12,430
HENCHMAN 3: Aah!
519
00:22:12,463 --> 00:22:14,668
HENCHMAN 4: Oh!
520
00:22:14,702 --> 00:22:15,637
HENCHMAN 5:
I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding.
521
00:22:19,578 --> 00:22:20,847
Really, that's all you got?
522
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:22,784
I made a dozen guys
shoot their dicks off.
523
00:22:22,818 --> 00:22:24,722
PARTY GUEST 6: And one vagina!
524
00:22:25,757 --> 00:22:26,993
Whoo!
525
00:22:27,026 --> 00:22:28,530
Now, we're having fun.
526
00:22:28,563 --> 00:22:30,600
We're like The Incredibles
but gross.
527
00:22:30,634 --> 00:22:34,542
- With my last breath, let...
528
00:22:34,575 --> 00:22:38,081
I will get my revenge.
You shall pay!
529
00:22:38,115 --> 00:22:40,554
Has anyone seen
the tip of my dick?
530
00:22:40,587 --> 00:22:42,089
If my parents
ever show up to a party,
531
00:22:42,123 --> 00:22:44,127
murder me with a knife.
532
00:22:44,160 --> 00:22:45,830
What is middle school
533
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:48,570
but Sisyphus pretending
to love the boulder?
534
00:22:48,603 --> 00:22:49,939
See you at the bottom
of the hill tomorrow, new girl.
535
00:22:49,972 --> 00:22:52,578
- That was so deep.
- My sister had Sisyphus.
536
00:22:52,611 --> 00:22:53,713
See you tomorrow!
537
00:22:53,746 --> 00:22:55,482
Boy, did we have
a meet-weird, right?
538
00:22:55,517 --> 00:22:56,953
Like it was a meet-cute,
539
00:22:56,986 --> 00:22:59,123
but it was weird
'cause of all the carnage!
540
00:22:59,157 --> 00:23:00,560
Chrissy, are you hurt?
541
00:23:00,594 --> 00:23:01,862
Don't worry. Daddy's here.
542
00:23:01,896 --> 00:23:03,465
Oh, I'll show you
what I do to Daddy.
543
00:23:03,498 --> 00:23:04,835
Just fucking stop it!
544
00:23:04,868 --> 00:23:06,639
This was the worst day
of my life,
545
00:23:06,672 --> 00:23:09,578
and it was because of you two
self-centered assholes.
546
00:23:09,612 --> 00:23:11,983
If you want your sire and seed
or whatever
547
00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:13,519
and you actually
want a daughter,
548
00:23:13,553 --> 00:23:15,489
know that
I'm calling the shots now.
549
00:23:15,523 --> 00:23:17,126
Got it? Got it?
550
00:23:17,159 --> 00:23:18,596
- Yeah, got it. Cool your jets.
- Yeah, fine. We got it.
551
00:23:18,630 --> 00:23:20,165
Mom, I'm going
to school tomorrow.
552
00:23:20,199 --> 00:23:21,468
No more running.
553
00:23:21,502 --> 00:23:23,438
And, Dad, I don't trust you,
554
00:23:23,472 --> 00:23:25,510
but I want to get to know you,
but slowly,
555
00:23:25,543 --> 00:23:27,113
like every other weekend.
556
00:23:27,146 --> 00:23:29,518
Every other?
That's a little weak.
557
00:23:29,551 --> 00:23:30,587
God damn it!
558
00:23:30,620 --> 00:23:32,624
We got time to negotiate.
559
00:23:32,658 --> 00:23:34,862
Now, who wants pancakes?
560
00:23:40,205 --> 00:23:42,978
Well,
now you've met your father.
561
00:23:51,696 --> 00:23:52,898
No, not yet.
562
00:23:52,931 --> 00:23:54,635
Her mother's stronger
than I thought.
563
00:23:54,668 --> 00:23:56,505
But hey, who cares?
564
00:23:56,539 --> 00:23:58,475
My daughter's
gonna join me soon,
565
00:23:58,509 --> 00:24:01,515
and then I'll be top shit
for eternity.
566
00:24:01,549 --> 00:24:04,020
But I just got
to be patient, you know?
567
00:24:04,053 --> 00:24:05,757
And I'm a patient guy.
568
00:24:05,790 --> 00:24:07,628
I wrote the book on patience.
569
00:24:07,661 --> 00:24:09,765
Got all the time in the world.
570
00:24:19,585 --> 00:24:22,658
Just wanted to let you know
that I left some sanitary pads
571
00:24:22,691 --> 00:24:25,062
near where the bathroom sink
used to be.
572
00:24:26,866 --> 00:24:30,607
Oh, and hey, that thing I said
about my life being ruined,
573
00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,043
I was a mess before I had you.
574
00:24:32,076 --> 00:24:34,180
That's sort of how I had you,
575
00:24:34,213 --> 00:24:37,654
so yeah,
you didn't ruin anything.
576
00:24:37,688 --> 00:24:40,960
You made me better, okay?
577
00:24:40,994 --> 00:24:44,100
I love you. Night.
578
00:24:56,826 --> 00:24:59,197
My little baby girl
is all grown up.
579
00:24:59,230 --> 00:25:01,836
Time for Mama to grow up too.
580
00:25:01,869 --> 00:25:02,938
No more running.
581
00:25:02,971 --> 00:25:04,040
I never thought I'd hear
582
00:25:04,073 --> 00:25:06,579
the Laura Feinberg
say those words.
583
00:25:06,612 --> 00:25:08,048
Oh, it is creepy
when you come out
584
00:25:08,081 --> 00:25:09,551
of the shadows like that, Irwin.
585
00:25:09,585 --> 00:25:11,121
I don't control
the lighting in here.
586
00:25:11,154 --> 00:25:12,557
You do. You know,
587
00:25:12,591 --> 00:25:14,728
maybe Mama wasn't running
from the Devil.
588
00:25:14,762 --> 00:25:18,135
Maybe Mama was running
from being a real mama.
589
00:25:18,168 --> 00:25:20,974
Uh, okay.
590
00:25:21,007 --> 00:25:24,247
So if Mama's not running,
what's next on the docket?
591
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:25,717
I don't know.
592
00:25:25,750 --> 00:25:28,221
What do people do
in the suburbs anyway, huh?
593
00:25:28,255 --> 00:25:31,227
Rake leaves? Start book clubs?
594
00:25:31,261 --> 00:25:33,131
Walk into the ocean
and drown themselves?
595
00:25:33,165 --> 00:25:35,135
I mean...
596
00:25:35,169 --> 00:25:37,574
Hey. You want to watch Con Air?
597
00:25:37,607 --> 00:25:39,712
You read Mama's mind.
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