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[SINGING] Have I the
right to hold you?

You know I've
always told you I've

loved you from the very start.

Come right back.

I just can't bear it.

I've got to know that
my love, you share it.

Come right back, come right
back where you belong.

Oh, yeah, you belong.

[vacuum cleaner running]

Oh, my giddy aunt!

Queenie, have
you seen the tray?

Oh, under the sink.

Ah.

And the little blue milk jug?

Oh, I thought that looked
nice on the window ledge.

And so it does.

Oh, dear.

It's all right, Queenie.

Searching for everything
in my own kitchen

has given me a
new lease of life.

I wish you'd let
me take you to shop.

No, they'll only try
and sell you a new one.

There's nothing wrong with this.

It's just the plastic casing.

Is Roger about?

He's in the shed.

How did he go on with his
interview for the toy shop?

They said they'd let him know.

He'd be good in a toy
shop if he could put up

the management and
the other staff

and the regular hours
and the customers.

I think you've hit
the nail on the head.

He's very choosy.

Yes.

I told him I could get him
a job any time with my nephew

Graham.

Oh?

Yeah, gutting chickens.

He wasn't interested.

No, very choosy.

I know you worry
a lot about Roger.

I do, Queenie, I do.

He's being impossible.

And now Wendy's
pushing for a divorce.

I can't see a happy ending.

Would you like
me to have a go?

A go, in what way?

I've been a marriage
counsellor in my time.

Have you?

Years ago in Tasmania.

Really?

I could give it a go.

They've had counselling.

Yeah, but it's no
good though, was it?

There's too much counselling
and not enough doing.

And now they expect a load
of qualifications, which

is totally unnecessary if You.

Now what you're on about.

I think they made
up their minds.

Well, never say utterly
hopeless was my motto.

Queenie, it's
very kind of you.

But please, don't
waste your time.

You've got to get them together
again, by fair means or foul.

That way, they get a chance
to discover that maybe it's

not so bad after all.

Oh.

What's she up to now?

Making alarmingly free
with the super glue,

trying to mend the vac.

She's got to go, you know?

We need to repossess the
kitchen and our lives.

It's all right.

One day she'll just stop coming.

What do you mean, pfft?

No.

She'll just get
bored and move on.

Now, what about these
holiday brochures?

Ah, well, the front runners
are Bournemouth, Weymouth,

and Ilfracombe.

Do you realise, Edith, this'll
be the first time we've ever

gone away together.

I know.

It'll be a good chance to
see if we're really suited.

You serious?

No, of course not, you fool.

Now, there's a house with a
very famous garden just inland

from here.

That's not far is it?

No.

We could drive there
one day for tea.

I know you'd rather
go somewhere exotic.

And we will one day,
I promise we will.

It's just that Roger's
still so vulnerable.

I don't feel I can
go too far away.

Oh, I know.

Well, anyway, thanks
for not making a fuss.

I did make a fuss.

I made a big fuss.

Well, thanks for not
making an even bigger fuss.

[music playing]

Oh, hello, Wendy.

Mrs. Gail, hello.

How are you?

Half-alive.

I think you're a marvel
to do this at your age.

You're only as old as
your great grandchildren

think you are.

Oh, are you a
great grandmother?

Twice.

Well, that must make up a
lot for having to do this kind

of dreary, low-paid work.

Oh, it's not dreary,
not dreary at all.

Wendy, I'm sorry you and
Roger aren't getting on.

Thank you, but I'd
rather not talk about it.

Is Edith here?

In the sitting room with Phil.

Oh, Phil.

Oh, he's all
right, you know, is

Phil, if you rub him
up the right way.

Which is that?

Got to tell him
he's a nice person

and you think the world of him.

But I don't.

Wendy, in my experience,
stretching over donkey's years,

if you want to get
on with people,

if you want to
make things better,

you've got to tell some porkies.

Porkies?

If you tell someone they're
a nice, kind, decent man,

then sometimes
they turn into one.

Take Roger for example.

I'd rather not, thank you.

Oh, he's not so bad.

I want a divorce, a fair
settlement, and that's it.

Well, you're not going to
get any sort of a settlement

with that attitude.

What do you mean?

What do you know about it?

Well, it's none
of my business.

But are you going to court?

Probably, knowing Roger.

Oh dear.

Because once you get
into court, there's

no telling what might happen.

But I'm in the right.

Well, that's
not going to help.

If I was your lawyer,
I'd be telling

you to make sure that everyone
knows that you want Roger back.

But I don't.

What if I do as you say
and I pretend I like Roger

and I want him back?

What if he actually comes back?

Are you sure that deep
down, you wouldn't really

like him back?

Are you out of your mind?

Haven't you been
listening to me?

Does nobody listen to me?

What is the matter with me?

It's like I'm invisible.

It's as if I don't exist.

Oh, all right, all right.

Calm down.

So you don't want him back.

But you do want a
decent settlement.

Well, you've got to stop coming
over like a vengeful harpy.

A vengeful harpy?

It's all about PR, Wendy.

But I'm a good person,
everybody says that.

Wendy, your only chance of
winning is to do as I say.

So you're still fond of Roger.

And you want him back
for the sake of the kids.

And have a go at
being nice to Phil.

Tell him what he wants to hear.

See how he changes.

Mark my words.

I'm having a panic attack.

Oh, you haven't got
time for that now.

Oh, hello, Wendy.

Hello.

Hello, Philip.

It's nice to see you.

You're looking
well, well and nice.

See, good as new?

Oh, Queenie, you're a whiz.

A whiz and still here.

Right.

Well, I'll just put it away.

And then I'll be off.

Well, I think I'll
go for a stroll.

Oh, no.

Please don't go on my account.

But I was thinking
more on my account.

It's just I've got something
quite important to say.

And I'd like you to be
here, Philip, when I say it,

because you're so
wise and decent

and nice in these circumstances.

Well, actually, you're always
kind and helpful in most-- no,

any--

actually, all circumstances.

Well, we do our best.

When in difficulties, I
often find myself thinking,

what would Philip do
in these circumstances.

What would Philip say?

Really?

Wendy, would you
like a cup of tea?

Oh, no, thank you.

Actually, yes, yes, yes I would.

I think It's so ungracious
to refuse things don't you?

One doesn't want
to deprive people

of the pleasure of
giving, does one?

It's just so important,
don't you think?

How are you Philip?

Are you enjoying life?

I'm not sure.

[music playing]

[laughter]

Oh, blimey, I needed that.

Queenie, that was brilliant.

Where'd you learn that?

In the army.

I used to play the
trumpet too, but you

need a lot of puff for
that and reliable teeth.

They don't have to be your own.

They just have to be reliable.

Cool.

Rog, can I borrow
some of these?

If you promise
to bring them back.

Yeah, of course.

It's for the gig at the
tent tonight for the oldies,

the rock and roll club.

Queenie, you're a gas.

Oh, a gas.

I don't think I like
the sound of that.

I put Sibelius' violin
concerto on once in hospital,

you know, for a change.

The administrator said it was
music to top yourself by, maybe

take it off.

Yeah, I can relate to that.

Why don't you come down
tonight and give me a hand.

It's a riot.

You'd love it.

Yeah.

I'm always a bit
busy on Thursdays.

Have you heard
from the toy shop?

I'm probably too old.

I don't really want it anyway.

Yes, you do.

The thing is, Queenie, I
think that the world owes me

a living.

I always have done.

Now, a lot of people think that.

But they haven't got
the guts to say it.

And to be honest, I think
it's a sensible view.

The world owes me a living.

And something has gone wrong,
and I'm just have to wait.

Oh, Roger.

No whiff of proper ambition.

No, if mum sells
the house, then I'll

get a chunk of the proceeds.

That's my ambition.

Will she, though?

Are you sure?

What do you mean?

Roger, you and Wendy--

Oh, please no, not-- not--
not-- not the W word, please,

please.

I reckon, deep down,
Wendy still loves you.

No, Wendy doesn't
do deep down.

Why don't you
give it another try?

I'd rather listen to Sibelius.

Wendy, I know you want
to talk about the divorce.

But if it's
difficult for you, we

can always leave it
till another the day.

Oh, no.

But I do want to talk
about the divorce.

Oh, yes I do, very much, yes.

That's why I'm here.

Well, what I'm saying
is, I want to talk

about not getting a divorce.

Not getting a divorce?

Do you think I could
have a glass of water?

Oh, of course, yes.

And a large gin and
tonic for me, please?

Think how happy it
would make your mum?

She confides in me, Roger.

And the way things
are now, I reckon

there's every chance
she could sell the house

and you'll get nothing.

She wouldn't do that.

Who would blame her?

This is Phil
talking, isn't it?

Not just Phil.

What can I do?

Well, first of all,
you've got to say,

for the sake of the
kids, you're going

to ask Wendy to take you back.

What?

I want him back.

I want him to come home.

Oh, Wendy.

Oh, I can't tell you how pleased
I am to hear you say that.

It's so generous of you.

It is, isn't it?

Remarkably, all
things considered.

Why?

Phil, we're all
being positive here.

It's the twins.

Oh, of course it is.

They need their dad.

Oh, it must be so
upsetting for them.

Jason's gone dyslexic,
and he started drinking.

I found two empty cider
bottles under his bed.

Oh, dear.

Can you go dyslexic?

And Jen's begun
harming herself.

My goodness.

She threw herself down
the stairs twice this week.

She said that Jason pushed her,
but I know that's not true.

Well, it's a statistical
fact that most homicides

occur within the family.

Phil, listen to
what's being said.

And it's all because
Roger has abandoned them.

And that's why I
want him to come home

at some considerable
self-sacrifice to myself,

I might add.

I always knew you were
a generous person, Wendy.

I am.

Have you spoken to him?

You must be joking.

No, no, no, not yet.

But I will.

You must.

Yes.

We can carry on sleeping
in separate beds.

No need for any of
that rumpy-pumpy.

I know he finds me
physically repellent.

I'm sure that's not true.

I suppose he
might be persuaded

to change his mind if I wore one
of those ridiculous suggestive

nighties, not that
he's such a turn on.

Mind you, that's easily fixed.

A little more focus
on personal hygiene

would be of
considerable assistance.

Well, I think I'll
go for that stroll.

Oh, no, wait,
wait, please, please.

I'm humiliating myself horribly
here in a very worthy cause.

And I'd like you to be
here to appreciate it.

It's a great honour.

Phil, I don't want to have
to go through this again.

I don't think I could.

But what if I ask her to
take me back and she says yes?

Well, say the worst
happens and she says,

Roger, I still love you and
I forgive you and please,

will you come back.

Well, then you've
got to say yes.

And Rog, this is the vital bit.

You've got to give it a proper
go for long enough for your mum

to see what you're made of.

Oh!

If you want to be in
your mum's good books,

then you've got do what I say.

Try and be a bit more grown up.

But I don't want to
be a grown up, Queenie.

Being grown up was
my big mistake.

[music playing]

Do you know in
all these years,

he never told me he
loved me, not once?

He's never said,
I love you, Wendy.

So sorry.

I didn't realise
things were so bad.

He didn't even say, Wendy,
you've got a nice bottom.

Everybody used to say that.

Actually, you do
have a nice bottom.

Phil.

Thank you.

You're a gentleman,
Philip, a real gentleman.

Pleasure.

They don't make
them like you anymore.

No, they don't.

They broke the mould
when they made you.

Yeah, they did, yes.

They broke the mould.

And thank you for
all of the flattery.

It's truth.

Yes.

Well, I think we've probably
exhausted that subject now,

haven't we?

You still want him back now?

I want him back because
I want him to be there

when things go wrong.

You need a man in the house?

I want the kids to know
who to point the finger at.

That's a reasonable thing
to want, isn't it, Philip?

Phil?

It's perfectly
reasonable, yes.

I mean, if you can
teach the kids to point

the finger at someone, then you
really set them up for life,

haven't you?

No, no, no, wait.

That's not-- that's not
really what I meant.

Oh.

I get in such a tangle.

No.

What I'm saying is, I want to
do the right thing by everybody

always with no exception.

Well, that's very
admirable, isn't it, Phil?

Yes, full of it.

I mean, full of admiration.

Thank you for listening.

Wendy--

You know, it's moments like
this I realise what a truly

great man Roger is.

Now, come on.

Let's talk about our jaunt.

I've got some brochures
with luxury hotels.

Let's clear the air
a bit with some fun.

Oh--

Oh, yeah.

Knew you'd be glad to see me.

Look, Wendy was just here.

Has she gone?

A moment ago.

Well, you could probably
catch here if you're quick.

She's got something to say to
you, something very important.

Well, that's Wendy
for you, isn't it?

Rarely has anything unimportant
to say, doesn't have it in her.

Wendy has a lot to teach me.

And I've got a lot to learn.

For example?

I've decided to go back to her
for the sake of the children,

if she'll have me.

Oh, Roger!

Sit down darling,
before you fall down.

Oh, I'm so pleased.

Oh, of course she'll have
you back, she just said so.

What?

I mean, great, yeah.

When was that?

Well, just now,
when she was here.

Well, that's fabulous.

That's really good
news then, isn't it?

I just can't believe it.

It's unbelievably good.

This isn't easy
for me, you know,

after all the sewage that's
passed under the bridge.

But I'm determined to
do the right thing.

And the main thing is
just to forget the past.

Forget the past.

Yes, because when it was here,
it didn't help us at all,

did it?

For my part, for example,
I will never again refer

to the disastrous changes my
wife made without consulting me

to the seating arrangement
at our wedding reception,

even though it was the cause
of much rancour and bitterness.

That is now all over and done
with and completely forgotten.

Oh, Roger, I'm
so proud of you.

Really?

I know this
isn't easy for you.

No, it isn't.

But it's for the best.

Yes it is.

It's for the best.

We got any biscuits?

Roger?

Well, you better go and
tell her then, hadn't you?

Tell her?

Wendy, tell her.

Tell her what?

Tell her that you
want to go back to her.

Oh, well--

Off you go then.

Well, you can't
rush these things.

Yes, you should.

Of course you should rush them.

Some things like these
are better rushed.

Now, go and find Wendy.

Then we can all relax.

Right.

OK, I'm off then.

Roger?

Do you know, they keep finding
new galaxies, new solar systems

that are probably, in many ways,
very similar to planet Earth?

In fact, it's
ridiculous to think

that there isn't life out
there in space, tonnes of it.

And it's all a matter
of time, time for life

to evolve, because
that's how life

can happen in the universe,
because it's so vast,

full of time.

Roger, what are
you talking about?

Bloody hell.

If this really works out--

Oh, please, god,
let it work out.

I wonder if Queenie's
had a go at them.

Queenie?

Well, yes she was going
on about how she used

to be a marriage counsellor.

Mrs. Gail?

In Tasmania.

I didn't know they had
marriage in Tasmania,

let alone marriage counselling.

Come on, Edith, let's go.

We're on that crest of a wave.

I'll go get my stuff.

Quick pit stop for lunch.

And then we're off in
time to have dinner.

Where?

Anywhere.

I mean, we'll just
find somewhere

to stay when we get
to wherever we get to.

A beach hut.

Heaven!

[music playing]

I can't.

Just do it.

You've dialled it.

Hi, Wendy.

It's me.

I can't talk now.

I'm in a meeting.

A meeting?

What is it?

Roger?

What meeting?

It's finished now.

What do you want?

I want to come home.

Is Mrs. Gail there with you?

No.

Did she tell you to do this?

No, no.

My heart told me to do it,
my foolish, foolish heart.

Wendy, will you have me back?

Well, yes, for the
sake of the kids.

Great, thanks.

But Roger, I--

Sorry, I've got to.

I'm at the dentist.

See you later.

Well done, good boy.

I'm not sure I can
go through with this.

Well, it's your choice,
Roger, no Wendy, no house.

Oh, Phil, it's charming.

Oh, look, you can even
see a little bit of sea.

Well, that'll be useful.

What's the matter?

No, honest, it's perfect,
a weekend of nonstop ducking.

Edith?

What?

You promised.

I'm turning it off.

Look, look.

Put it away.

There.

[music playing]

[fire alarm ringing]

Roger?

This is Queenie.

Listen, I've got a
bit of a problem.

And if your mum
and Phil are away,

I was hoping you might
be able to help me out.

Anything?

Hmm, perhaps you'd better
hear what it is first.

I want to give you a kiss.

Come on now.

[music playing]

Hello, Queenie.

My name is Methuselah.

And I'm almost as old as you.

Oh, you cheeky think.

You got the job then?

No.

Oh, yes.

Oh, how upsetting
for you, Roger.

I'm so, so sorry for you.

Poor you.

I don't want their rotten job.

But they gave me this instead.

Who does he remind
you of, Queenie?

Oh, Rog not Mr. Spongy.

He had this spongy
green dinosaur thing.

He wouldn't let it
out of his sight.

Oh, he still has it,
even after we were married.

Yes, until it
mysteriously vanished.

For the hundredth
time, it wasn't me.

It was totally not me.

He wouldn't even let me was it.

It was jumping in germs.

I was expecting the twins.

God, well, that must have been
a very happy time for you both,

when the twins came along.

Oh, yes, yes.

Yes, it was.

It was very happy.

Wasn't it, Roger?

What?

Oh, yes.

It was lovely.

Of course, it was very
pressured too, it being twins.

But we had each
other, didn't we?

Yes.

We had each other.

Roger was your rock.

Oh, he was my rock.

Well, that was a
lovely meal, Phil.

Thank you.

I just wanted
to say something.

Go on.

Well, it was what
Wendy was saying today.

Oh, what's that?

Well, I just
wanted to make sure

that I said something clearly
or that I made absolutely sure

that I did not say it clearly.

This sounds very complicated.

It isn't really.

I love you, Edith.

I love you.

So there.

And I love you, Phil.

[music playing]

[MUSIC, THE ROLLING STONES -
"GET OFF OF MY CLOUD"]

[SINGING] Hey, you,
get off of my cloud.

Hey, you, get off of my cloud.

Oh, hello, Tony.

Hello, are you having fun?

It's a bit crowded, isn't it?

A lot of people are here.

Oh, that's my husband.

That's my husband.

Roger, Roger!

This is my husband.

This is Roger.

Hi, hello.

And his new friend.

This is Methuselah.

Please to meet you.

Pleased to meet you.

[GROWLING AND MUTTERING
GIBBERISH]

Roger--

[continues gibbering]

Calm down.

Roger, stop it.

Stop it!

Stop it, please.

Roger-- Roger!

It's the crocodile or me.

Don't you--

Methuselah!

[angry shouting]

Hello?

WENDY [ON PHONE]: Hello, Phil?

Oh, hang on.

I can't hear you.

How you doing, Lionel?

Oh, please.

Are we not dancing tonight?

WENDY [ON PHONE]: No.

I'm trying to find a quiet spot.

No, don't hang up, Phil.

No, please, don't hang up.

I'm calling from Edith's.

There was a fire at the centre.

So Roger told Mrs. Gail that
she could hold her old people's

party here.

And now all the
neighbours are up in arms.

But don't worry.

I'm totally keeping
everyone calm.

Oh, Roger didn't get
the toy shop job.

He was here tonight, behaving
very strangely, very strangely

indeed.

We had a big row, entirely
his fault. So I'm afraid,

despite all my efforts, the
big reconciliation is off.

Though, I think you'll
agree I did my best.

I really, really did.

I was totally up for it, but no.

The twins are OK.

And I will never speak to that
meddling, barking, ghastly Mrs.

Gail again as long as I live.

I hope you're having
a lovely time.

And don't worry about a thing.

Oh, police are here now.

[siren blaring]

Bye.

And?

No problem.

Everything's' OK.

Wendy's in charge.

And she says she hopes we're
having a wonderful time.

Everything's OK?

Does that mean she and Roger--

Well, she didn't
say, not a word.

So we should go get a
nightcap, shouldn't we?

Good idea.

Yeah.

You can tell me
the truth on Monday.

[music playing]