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Junior: This is it,
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one of the proudest momentsof my life,
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crossing intothe Gamma fraternity.
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But getting herewas no walk in the park.
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They tested our commitment.
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They tested our resolve.
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All done.
Uh, yeah.
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The brothers requested you wash
these drawers by hand.
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No Name.
Yeah?
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♪ Voice on every track,
I can be... ♪
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Got a callus
with your name on it.
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And sometimesit felt like they tested
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how much they could[bleep] with us.
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[ Groans ]
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♪ This is what it means... ♪
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[ Laughter ]
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Ugh...
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It has been a ride.
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But you earned
your five stars,
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so your Gamma name
is The General.
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-Ooh!
-Ohh!
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This was one of the hardestjourneys of my life,
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but I can honestly say...
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it was all worth it.
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Gammas: ♪ Mama, mama,
don't you know ♪
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♪ I'll be a Gamma
till I'm old ♪
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♪ I'll be a Gamma
till I'm old ♪
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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♪♪
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Gammas!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Move!
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Gammas: Move!
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Move!
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Hunh!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Introducing 2022 line
of Gamma Psi Delta!
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Gammas: Hah!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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[ Chanting ] G Psi D!
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G Psi D!
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G Psi D!
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Whoo!
G Psi D!
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G Psi D!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Congratulations on
crossing the line.
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Gamma looks good on you.
Thank you.
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It was a lot of work, but --
[ Gasps ]
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♪♪
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[ Laughing ]
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Wow! I'm so glad I didn't peak
in high school.
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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ Learn something new
every day ♪
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♪ I don't know,
so I'mma feel my way ♪
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♪ Got the weight of the world
on me ♪
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♪ But no regrets,
this is what I say ♪
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♪ Watch out, world,
I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
♪ You can tell me ♪
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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪
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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪♪
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Your boy has done
the impossible.
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I escaped the friend zone --
[ Smooches ] --
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while simultaneously
pledging a frat,
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all while crushing my cla--
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Okay, uh, passing my classes,
but, still,
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no one has ever ended a semester
on a higher note.
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I'm sorry. Zoey who?
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Hey, babe.
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Hey.
Aww!
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Ugh! I'm literally sick
of you guys already.
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What up, General?
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At ease, Frat.
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You know what?
I'm sick of everybody.
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Well, you aren't gonna be
sick of me after this.
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You're welcome.
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-What for?
-Vibe Fest?
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Doug's throwing
a dope day party.
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He's been planning it
for weeks.
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Ugh! Why does my ex always
throw the best parties?
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Enh.
Thanks, Junior.
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That sounds like fun!
I promise not to get sloppy.
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Good luck with that.
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Alright, guys,
I'm gonna head out.
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By the way, you and I are
definitely going together.
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Ew.
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Did y'all hear that?
"Definitely together."
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♪♪
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Yo, Doug, I need you
to come over here, man.
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I think I saw
a big-ass spider
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right under, uh,
the napkin holder there.
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Bro, I'm a bar back,
not pest control, alright?
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Listen. Don't shame me for
my arachnophobia! I'm scared!
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Bro, if I go over there
and this spider
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is not the size of a ferret,
I'm gonna go crazy, man.
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It's right under --
Look -- Careful!
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It might --
It's a jumping one.
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Bro, I don't see
a spider --
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Oh, no. It's over here now.
Look, look.
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Surprise!
Surprise!
Surprise!
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Look at your face!
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[ Cheering ]
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What up, what up?
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[ All talking ]
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♪♪
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What's up, what's up?
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Hi!
Look at
your cute outfit!
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This is crazy.
What are you guys doing here?
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Everyone wanted to come
support you and Vibe Fest.
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That's some real
fam shit, man.
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Of course.
We got you, bestie.
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Aaron: You use that word
very loosely.
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You call him bestie,
you call me -- I just --
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Ana: Ohh.
Make a decision,
you know?
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I would have thought
it would take, like,
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Luna's bat mitzvah to actually
have us all be together.
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[ Chuckles ]
Or most of us.
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Yeah, no, Jazz and Sky
send their regrets.
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They're, like, in Italy
or Stockholm or --
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I don't know.
Who knows?
Yeah.
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Oh, and let me guess, Luca's
on a Peruvian Ayahuasca retreat?
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Aaron:
Sounds about right.
Probably.
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No, no, no. You guys,
who do you think
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is helping watch Luna
this weekend?
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I can't -- I can't leave
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Phil alone to watch the kid.
That's...
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Well, I'm just happy
you guys are here, man.
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Aaron: And Zoey
will get in here tomorrow.
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You know she likes
to be fashionably late, so...
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Okay, so we're Cal U's
hottest couple for one more day.
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Vivek, stop.
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Okay. Where is the tequila?
Is it --
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-Behind the bar, yes.
-Thank you.
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Nomi, i-it's 11:00 a. m.
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Mama's baby-free
this weekend,
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so I should've had a drink,
like, 30 minutes ago.
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Hey, now.
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She's not wrong.
We're on vacation.
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Hey, d-do the Crips know
that you stole their onesie?
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What?
It's okay.
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We'll talk about it later.
Just...
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Lauryn: Oh, my God!
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I just saw you and Annika
are IG official!
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[ Ding! ]
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Ah. We do look pretty cute
together, huh?
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I mean, it doesn't even
look like she used a filter.
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Mm.
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[ Sighs ]
You're so lucky.
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You've found
your forever person.
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Forever person?
Mm-hmm.
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Forever-ever?
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Look.
Don't listen to her.
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I mean,
we are Gamma men now.
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This should be
the time of our lives.
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What's the point of
having the time of your life
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if you don't have anyone
to share it with?
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All I'm saying is that you
shouldn't retire from the game
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when you just
got drafted.
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I mean, you get haircuts
every Friday.
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Obviously, you belong
to the streets.
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[ Cellphone dings ]
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Which are calling my name
right now. See ya.
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♪♪
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[ Sighs ]
He's an idiot.
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He is.
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Is he?
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I can't believe you're
putting on a festival.
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Like, a festival?!
That's huge.
It is, man.
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It's like Coachella
meets Camp Flog Gnaw,
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but in giant tents I could
afford to rent in a hurry.
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I'm really putting myself
out there, you know?
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This is big for me, guys.
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You know, I just want it
to be a success, you know?
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Vivek:
Well, we got you, brother,
alright? We know it will be.
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Sorry, guys. It's just burgers.
I was gonna do filet mignon,
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but I don't know how
to filet a mignon.
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Another toast.
Okay.
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-Aww. Thank you, bro.
-To me and Ana.
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Right.
Mm-hmm.
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Going long and strong,
just like my sex game.
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Vi-vek!
Cheers.
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Sorry. It's really weird
to see you guys as, like...
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"Ana and Vivek."
Word.
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So how are
the lovebirds doing?
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Mm.
We're doing great.
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Awesome.
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Alright, guys.
Cheers to Vibe Fest.
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Ohh!
Cheers!
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-Cheers!
-Cheers!
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-Vibe Fest!
-Yeah!
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♪ Ohh, unh ♪
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♪♪
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♪ Ohh ♪
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♪ I'm just with the crew ♪
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♪ We ain't out here
looking for boos ♪
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♪ 'Cause some nights
be better with you ♪
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♪ No baby mamas,
keepin' it cute ♪
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♪ Ooh, ooh,
that's just what I do, do, do ♪
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♪ And that's just how we do it,
that's just how we do it ♪
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♪ And you can do it, too,
ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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♪ That's just how we do it,
ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
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-Shots, shots, shots!
-Shots, shots, shots!
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♪♪
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-Cheers!
-Cheers!
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Whoo!
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Mmm.
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Alright. Cool.
You guys already got drinks.
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Yo, the bar line's
already out of control,
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and I did not get
enough water, y'all.
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Dude, it's okay.
Breathe, alright?
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We're all having
a great time, right?
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-Yeah.
-Yeah. It's great.
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Ana: Yeah!
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♪ Like this,
drip on a waterfall ♪
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Yo, where's Zoey?
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She just sent me a text that
she couldn't make it. I know.
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Sorry, man.
Thanks.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't wait to see her either.
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Um, guys, I'm gonna go check out
if Cirque du Soleil over there
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is as flexible
as she seems, so...
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Fingers crossed.
Alright, then.
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Shit, the last time
I saw that look on her,
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she ended up pregnant.
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♪♪
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Okay, okay, everybody!
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Please make some noise
for our beautiful dancers!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Incredible, incredible.
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And if you're feeling lit
tonight,
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if you're having a good time
at the Vibe Fest,
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make some n-o-o-oise!
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[ Cheers and applause ]
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Because right now
we are entering
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into peak vibes,
everybody, yes.
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Peak vibes!
Peak vibes!
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Everybody give it up
for my best, best friend.
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Yeah!
Let's go, Doug!
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There is a special lady in here
who means the world to me.
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Ana, from the moment
we met,
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I knew that I would
slowly wear ya down.
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What?
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So what I'm saying is,
Ana...
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will you make me the happiest
man on Earth by marrying me?
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[ Crowd awws ]
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♪♪
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[ Chuckles ] Um...
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♪♪
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I'm sorry.
251
00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:11,301
♪♪
252
00:09:11,301 --> 00:09:12,510
Ana.
253
00:09:12,510 --> 00:09:20,393
♪♪
254
00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:26,524
Pbht. This is bad, man.
This is --
255
00:09:26,524 --> 00:09:28,068
I think this is worse
than when he got arrested.
256
00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:29,360
This is definitely worse
than the time
257
00:09:29,360 --> 00:09:31,279
he got kicked out
of school.
258
00:09:31,279 --> 00:09:33,281
But it's better than
when he got disowned
right before his dad died.
259
00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:34,824
True. That's true.
Whoa.
260
00:09:34,824 --> 00:09:36,534
How many times has this guy been
kicked when he's already down?
261
00:09:36,534 --> 00:09:38,119
A lot.
A lot.
262
00:09:38,119 --> 00:09:40,538
Just too many times.
263
00:09:40,538 --> 00:09:42,040
Man: This is your driver.I'm by the blue tent.
264
00:09:42,040 --> 00:09:43,249
The or--
265
00:09:43,249 --> 00:09:44,501
[ Beep ]
The orange tent.
266
00:09:44,501 --> 00:09:46,002
The orange one?
¿Naranja?
267
00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:47,337
Ana!
268
00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:48,922
[ Beep ]
269
00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:50,340
Are we consciously
uncoupling?
270
00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,802
Look.
271
00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:56,638
I grew up watching rom-coms,
and, you know,
272
00:09:56,638 --> 00:09:58,932
I always wanted to be
a-a Julia Roberts
273
00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,225
or -- or a Meg Ryan.
274
00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:05,063
But then I realized that those
movies weren't written for me
275
00:10:05,063 --> 00:10:07,107
and I have to write
my own story,
276
00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:09,067
and that means
277
00:10:09,067 --> 00:10:12,612
not getting married
at 23.
278
00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,407
I just thought proposing
was the next logical thing
279
00:10:16,407 --> 00:10:17,784
when you're with
the right person.
280
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:20,662
Vivek! Of course
you're my person.
281
00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:23,331
You're my emergency contact
at my hot yoga studio.
282
00:10:23,331 --> 00:10:24,374
[ Laughs ]
283
00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,253
I just wanted to show you
that I'm serious.
284
00:10:28,253 --> 00:10:30,255
I love you,
285
00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:34,217
and I love that
you're serious about us.
286
00:10:34,217 --> 00:10:37,762
But I have to be serious
about me.
287
00:10:37,762 --> 00:10:39,848
I'm just -- I'm not --
I'm not ready.
288
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:44,435
So what does that mean
for us?
289
00:10:44,435 --> 00:10:46,396
I don't know.
290
00:10:46,396 --> 00:10:52,861
♪♪
291
00:10:52,861 --> 00:10:59,367
♪♪
292
00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,077
[ Liquid bubbling ]
293
00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:03,621
♪♪
294
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:06,040
♪ I'm the top dog,
I'm the guru ♪
295
00:11:06,040 --> 00:11:08,251
♪ I'm the king like Shaka Zulu ♪
296
00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:10,003
♪ Beat got me dancing... ♪
297
00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:13,756
You know when you see a UFC
knockout, but your jaw hurts?
298
00:11:13,756 --> 00:11:15,800
Ana's rejection
kinda felt like that.
299
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,887
Ugh. Do not ever
propose to me in public.
300
00:11:18,887 --> 00:11:22,015
[ Coughs ]
Hold up. Propose?
301
00:11:22,015 --> 00:11:23,850
Like, marriage?
302
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,269
This is moving quicker
than J. Lo after a breakup.
303
00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:28,605
I don't know. I wouldn't mind
a public proposal.
304
00:11:28,605 --> 00:11:30,315
Ugh!
Yazmine is pro-marriage.
305
00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:31,900
Who even is into marriage
anymore?
306
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:36,112
Bitch...
What? No. It's just...
307
00:11:36,112 --> 00:11:38,114
if we keep our bank accounts
separate,
308
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:39,824
I wouldn't mind
jumping the broom.
309
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:42,076
No. Marriage is
a heteronormative
310
00:11:42,076 --> 00:11:44,495
and oppressive
institution.
311
00:11:44,495 --> 00:11:46,456
I just don't think
there's any greater bond
312
00:11:46,456 --> 00:11:47,916
than the one you make
with your partner
313
00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:49,834
in front of God
and your family.
314
00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:52,754
Ugh. You are like
a walking red state.
315
00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:55,131
Yeah, she was totally
conceived in missionary.
316
00:11:55,131 --> 00:11:56,591
I'm sorry.
[ Laughter ]
317
00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:59,719
Look, I'm gonna play
the field, retire,
318
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,304
get my real-estate
license,
319
00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:03,264
and then settle down
with a hot divorcée
320
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:04,557
who knows
what she wants.
321
00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,809
How romantic.
322
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,686
I don't know. That sounds
like a solid plan to me.
323
00:12:10,355 --> 00:12:13,066
My parents,
they got married young,
324
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:15,985
but I feel like these days,
the best marriages happen
325
00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:17,612
when you've lived
a little more life.
326
00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:20,281
Are you advocating
a ho phase?
327
00:12:20,281 --> 00:12:22,158
More like a ho era.
328
00:12:22,158 --> 00:12:24,452
♪ Yeah ♪
329
00:12:24,452 --> 00:12:26,204
♪♪
330
00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:27,705
Excuse me.
331
00:12:27,705 --> 00:12:30,875
I don't know why people keep
saying we don't have water.
332
00:12:30,875 --> 00:12:33,211
Excuse me.
Can I refill you?
333
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:36,339
We have water, everybody!
Vibe Fest has water!
334
00:12:36,339 --> 00:12:37,548
Jazz: Hey.
335
00:12:37,548 --> 00:12:40,051
♪♪
336
00:12:40,051 --> 00:12:41,427
You missed a cup.
337
00:12:41,427 --> 00:12:43,054
Jazz?
338
00:12:43,054 --> 00:12:44,889
What are you doing here?
Hey, you.
339
00:12:44,889 --> 00:12:46,432
I didn't think
you were gonna make it.
340
00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:47,600
[ Giggles ]
341
00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:48,935
You're late to the party.
342
00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,561
I didn't come here
for the party.
343
00:12:50,561 --> 00:12:51,771
I came here for you.
344
00:12:51,771 --> 00:12:57,443
♪♪
345
00:13:01,030 --> 00:13:03,032
I don't know what
Aaron told you, but --
346
00:13:03,032 --> 00:13:04,450
Nobody needed
to tell me anything.
347
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:06,119
Between all the late-night
sad posts
348
00:13:06,119 --> 00:13:09,289
and the frantic group texts,
it's giving desperate.
349
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,332
Okay, yes, that was
a little manic of me,
350
00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,626
but I promise you,
everything's good. I'm fine.
351
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:17,005
Come on, Doug. It's me.
What's really good?
352
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:18,631
Okay, you think
you can just go ahead
353
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,174
and do your three months
of therapy
354
00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:22,093
and you can
psychoanalyze me?
355
00:13:22,093 --> 00:13:24,178
What, are you gonna tell me
about my daddy issues next?
356
00:13:24,178 --> 00:13:26,222
Oh, actually,
it's full-blown mommy issues.
357
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,849
[ Chuckles ]
358
00:13:27,849 --> 00:13:29,809
No, but, seriously,
Douglas.
359
00:13:29,809 --> 00:13:32,478
It's you and me.
We never lie to each other.
360
00:13:32,478 --> 00:13:34,063
Tell me what's up.
361
00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,690
[ Inhales deeply ]
362
00:13:35,690 --> 00:13:38,776
What do you want me to tell you?
That I'm a failure?
363
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:41,738
That I-I lost my job,
got an eviction,
364
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,823
and now I'm sleeping
on an air mattress?
365
00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:47,160
And this is my last chance
to make a name for myself?
366
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:50,705
This Vibe Fest is turning
into the Black Fyre Fest.
367
00:13:50,705 --> 00:13:54,876
Someone offered to give neck
for a bottle of water.
368
00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:56,544
[ Chuckles ]
369
00:13:56,544 --> 00:13:58,379
Every time I try
to chase my dreams,
370
00:13:58,379 --> 00:14:00,840
I end up at square one.
371
00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:04,719
Wait, so you really thought
after graduating college
372
00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:06,512
everything would
just fall into place?
373
00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,097
Look, Jazz.
I had a plan --
374
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:10,266
Do you remember
what my plan was?
375
00:14:10,266 --> 00:14:12,518
It was track.
And it didn't work out.
376
00:14:12,518 --> 00:14:13,936
Do you think
I'm a failure?
377
00:14:13,936 --> 00:14:16,481
No, but it just
wasn't right for you.
Exactly.
378
00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:19,358
So why don't you
give yourself a break?
379
00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:21,069
Alright. Don't laugh
when I say this, okay?
380
00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,487
Okay.
381
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,114
I'm scared.
382
00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:26,616
[ Scoffs ]
No shit, Douglas.
383
00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,242
We're all scared.
384
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:29,952
None of us have it all together,
and if someone says
385
00:14:29,952 --> 00:14:31,579
that they do,
they're straight-up lying.
386
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:34,040
Okay, I-I just feel like
this whole adulting thing,
387
00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:36,501
it -- it would be easier
if I didn't have to do it alone.
388
00:14:36,501 --> 00:14:38,377
But you're not alone.
389
00:14:38,377 --> 00:14:40,088
All of us
have your back.
390
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:42,882
And if you ever need me,
I'm just a text away.
391
00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:46,719
Well,
it's good to see you.
392
00:14:46,719 --> 00:14:48,262
It's good to see you,
too.
393
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:49,806
How long you in town?
394
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,808
Mm, like,
a couple days?
395
00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,851
And then
what's after that?
396
00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:57,063
Honestly...
I don't know.
397
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:59,232
And I'm okay with that.
398
00:15:00,942 --> 00:15:03,069
Fire.
Yeah.
399
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,987
Would you like to dance?
400
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:07,740
[ Laughing ] Okay. Come on.
Let's do it.
401
00:15:09,283 --> 00:15:12,370
Mmm. Mmm.
402
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:15,123
What are you doing
in here?
403
00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,959
[ Sighs ] Watching a montage
of our entire relationship.
404
00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:19,544
Those photos
are from yesterday.
405
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:21,379
Yeah.
406
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,588
We were so young then.
407
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,924
[ Chuckles ]
408
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:28,427
I know I said no
to an engagement.
409
00:15:28,427 --> 00:15:33,099
♪♪
410
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,017
Ana, what are you doing?
Don't mess up the moment.
411
00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,480
So, when, uh,
we first met,
412
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:42,150
I genuinely hoped
413
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,402
you'd get arrested for
slinging all those drugs.
414
00:15:44,402 --> 00:15:46,320
[ Both laugh ]
415
00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:49,157
But then
something changed.
416
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,868
And I fell in love
with you.
417
00:15:51,868 --> 00:15:55,121
And now I can't imagine spending
another day without you.
418
00:15:55,121 --> 00:15:58,416
You're my best friend.
419
00:15:58,416 --> 00:15:59,959
Wh-- Is this
really happening?
420
00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:02,503
So let me ask you.
421
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,922
Will you...
Yes!
422
00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:06,299
...move in with me?
423
00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:13,097
♪♪
424
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:14,390
I'm in.
425
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:17,685
♪♪
426
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:19,228
Ohh.
427
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:20,938
[ Both laugh ]
428
00:16:20,938 --> 00:16:25,401
♪♪
429
00:16:25,401 --> 00:16:27,653
♪ We came to party,
we came to party ♪
430
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:29,864
♪ We ain't come in here
to hurt nobody ♪
431
00:16:29,864 --> 00:16:32,825
♪ It's go time,
yeah, it's go time, yeah ♪
432
00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,619
[ Message bloops ]
433
00:16:34,619 --> 00:16:37,288
♪ We came to party,
we came to party ♪
434
00:16:37,288 --> 00:16:39,415
♪ We ain't come in here
to hurt nobody ♪
435
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,709
♪ It's go time,
yeah, it's go time ♪
436
00:16:41,709 --> 00:16:42,793
What up, man?
437
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,670
What's up?
438
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,632
You know the miracle
of air travel
439
00:16:47,632 --> 00:16:49,800
is that I could get from here
to New York in five hours?
440
00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,969
Mm-hmm.
And this phone in my hand
means that I can
441
00:16:51,969 --> 00:16:54,889
FaceTime Zoey
at any point in the day?
442
00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:57,683
Yet I still end up
sleeping alone at night.
I know, man.
443
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:59,644
I tried to do long-distance
with my ex, Olivia.
444
00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,520
It is hard.
445
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:03,689
Relationships are hard.
446
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,983
So is timing.
447
00:17:05,983 --> 00:17:08,152
Annika's always been
my day one,
448
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:09,320
and now that things
are finally popping,
449
00:17:09,320 --> 00:17:11,656
I just don't wanna
end up like Vivek.
450
00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,449
Well, listen, man,
you can't overthink it.
451
00:17:13,449 --> 00:17:16,369
You gotta focus
on how you feel.
452
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:19,330
Honestly, I just feel like
now that I'm a Gamma,
453
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:22,583
there's a lot more of life
for me to experience.
454
00:17:22,583 --> 00:17:24,669
Like...her...
455
00:17:24,669 --> 00:17:25,836
and her over there.
456
00:17:25,836 --> 00:17:27,880
[ Both chuckle ]
457
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:31,092
Well, relationships are always
gonna be a lot of work,
458
00:17:31,092 --> 00:17:32,885
but I wouldn't trade mine
for anything.
459
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:35,972
[ Cellphone rings ]
460
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:37,473
I'm gonna take this.
461
00:17:37,473 --> 00:17:39,850
[ Cellphone unlocks ]
Hey, babe!
462
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:42,979
Yeah, no.
I miss you.
463
00:17:42,979 --> 00:17:45,982
♪ We, we just came to party
and have a good time ♪
464
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:51,070
♪♪
465
00:17:51,070 --> 00:17:53,364
Uh, so, now that
we're moving in together...
Mm-hmm.
466
00:17:53,364 --> 00:17:55,408
...is it safe to talk
about getting a dog?
467
00:17:55,408 --> 00:17:57,118
Too soon.
Really?
468
00:17:57,118 --> 00:17:59,078
That was fun.
You've got
my number, right?
469
00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:00,496
Yes. I'll call you.
470
00:18:00,496 --> 00:18:01,956
Vivek: Uh, Phil's in
for a rude awakening.
471
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:05,251
Um...Nomi?
What was that?
472
00:18:05,251 --> 00:18:07,295
Yeah, are you okay?
Do you need me to lie to Phil?
473
00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:08,504
Hoes before bros.
474
00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:10,715
You guys, I'm great!
475
00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,633
But what about Phil?
Is he great?
476
00:18:12,633 --> 00:18:14,093
Yeah, he's great.
477
00:18:14,093 --> 00:18:17,680
He's great. I mean, I'm great.
We're -- We're all great.
478
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,849
Yeah, no, we're -- we're
in an open relationship.
479
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:21,017
Yeah, no,
I didn't tell you.
480
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,394
Yeah, so I do me,
Phil does him.
481
00:18:23,394 --> 00:18:26,063
You know, sometimes we, like,
do other people, and -- Yeah.
482
00:18:26,063 --> 00:18:28,357
We felt like
the best relationship for us
483
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,735
is one with some freedom in it,
so that's what we're doing.
484
00:18:30,735 --> 00:18:33,529
Huh. That's...cool.
Very progressive.
485
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:34,739
Very progressive.
486
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,616
Thanks.
Just think about it.
487
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,244
We're not
a progressive couple.
488
00:18:40,244 --> 00:18:41,787
We could
think about it.
489
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,581
♪♪
490
00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:45,416
Hey! There you are.
Junior: Hey.
491
00:18:45,416 --> 00:18:46,834
I feel like I haven't
seen you all day.
492
00:18:46,834 --> 00:18:49,545
Yeah.
Just a lot going on.
493
00:18:49,545 --> 00:18:51,088
Let's get out of here.
Yeah.
494
00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:54,467
Unh. I'm drunk. I need
to be in my bed, alone.
495
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,843
We'll get you there.
496
00:18:55,843 --> 00:18:58,179
That was so embarrassing.
497
00:18:58,179 --> 00:19:00,431
It was. I could not
take my eyes off them.
498
00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:02,558
I hope that when
I finally get proposed to,
499
00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:04,518
it's nowhere
near belly dancers.
500
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:07,938
Yeah, my sister's friends are
very weird and very messy, so...
501
00:19:07,938 --> 00:19:09,523
I'll see you tomorrow?
Is that cool?
502
00:19:09,523 --> 00:19:12,985
Wait. Um, do you want
to come chill in my room?
503
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,737
Um...
504
00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:16,238
To be honest,
my head's just kind of
505
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:17,782
all over the place
right now.
506
00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,575
Well, we can just
meet later tonight.
507
00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:21,661
[ Exhales sharply ]
508
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:24,163
What?
509
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:27,458
I feel like I might have
just jumped into us too soon.
510
00:19:27,458 --> 00:19:29,585
Too soon? Wait.
Am I missing something?
511
00:19:29,585 --> 00:19:31,837
I thought this is
what you wanted.
512
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,798
It was.
It definitely was.
513
00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:35,883
I just...
514
00:19:35,883 --> 00:19:39,720
Maybe we should keep
being friends. For now.
515
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,098
Friends.
516
00:19:42,098 --> 00:19:43,974
Yeah, that's --
that's cool.
517
00:19:43,974 --> 00:19:46,560
Friends. Yeah. Okay.
Cool.
518
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,813
Uh, so you want to watch
this finale episode of
519
00:19:48,813 --> 00:19:50,231
"Blind, Drunk Love"?
520
00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:53,526
Mnh. N-No, I'm good.
I'm real good. Thanks.
521
00:19:53,526 --> 00:19:55,236
♪♪
522
00:19:57,321 --> 00:19:59,448
She's good.
523
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:00,908
I'm good.
524
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,493
We're good. [ Chuckles ]
525
00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:05,996
So why doesn't this feel good?
526
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:10,543
♪♪
527
00:20:13,879 --> 00:20:15,589
The Vibe Fest
was actually fire.
528
00:20:15,589 --> 00:20:17,091
Yeah.
It really was.
529
00:20:17,091 --> 00:20:19,301
20 people passed out
from dehydration.
530
00:20:19,301 --> 00:20:21,053
Wait. Huh? I thought
they were napping.
531
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,930
-Nah.
-You guys, we did it! Unh!
532
00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:25,433
-What?
-We are moving in together.
533
00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:26,684
Yep.
534
00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:27,935
-Oh, congrats!
-Whoo-wee
535
00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:30,312
I put a ring on it.
536
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:31,439
-Ohh.
-Very progressive.
537
00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:32,982
Very progressive,
yes.
538
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:34,650
At least someone
caught a vibe tonight.
539
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,152
-Mnh.
-Guys?
540
00:20:36,152 --> 00:20:37,987
-What up?
-I am thirsty as hell.
541
00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:39,613
Ana: I am so thirsty!
Vivek: Same! Same!
542
00:20:39,613 --> 00:20:40,990
-Yeah?
-Let's beat it. Come on.
543
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,491
[ Fingers snap ]
Yeah, the vibe's gone.
544
00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:43,993
-Let's go!
-Wait. Five more minutes.
545
00:20:43,993 --> 00:20:45,536
-Five more minutes.
-We're out of here.
546
00:20:45,536 --> 00:20:47,621
I know, but I --
Why when I get comfy,
we gotta move?
547
00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:49,623
-Thank you, Vibe Fest!
-Ow!
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