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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,936 --> 00:00:05,639 [police radio chatter] 2 00:00:05,673 --> 00:00:08,042 - WHAT YOU THINKING ABOUT, T? 3 00:00:08,076 --> 00:00:10,311 - THE FUTURE, ACTUALLY... - MM. 4 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,246 - YOU KNOW, WHERE I SEE MYSELF IN TEN YEARS' TIME. 5 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:15,316 YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I'M GONNA BE HIGH-LEVEL FBI BY THEN. 6 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:17,651 - I KNOW WHERE I'M GONNA BE IN TEN YEARS. 7 00:00:17,685 --> 00:00:20,321 - WOW. REALLY? YOU HAVE A PLAN? 8 00:00:20,354 --> 00:00:22,423 - YEAH. - I'M IMPRESSED. 9 00:00:22,456 --> 00:00:24,058 - YEAH, I PUT A LOT OF THOUGHT INTO IT TOO. 10 00:00:24,092 --> 00:00:25,326 PLANNED IT OUT. 11 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:27,161 GET THIS. - YEAH? 12 00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:29,897 - MIAMI. 13 00:00:33,201 --> 00:00:36,937 - AND YOU'RE WHAT-- GONNA BE A DETECTIVE? 14 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:38,406 - YEAH. 15 00:00:38,439 --> 00:00:40,508 YEAH! I'M GONNA BE A DETECTIVE. 16 00:00:40,541 --> 00:00:42,076 OH, MY GOD! - OH, MY GOD. 17 00:00:42,110 --> 00:00:45,179 - YES, I'M GONNA BE A DETECTIVE IN MIAMI! 18 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:47,581 MAN, THAT WOULD BE, LIKE, SO COOL. 19 00:00:47,615 --> 00:00:49,383 IF I WAS A DETECTIVE IN MIAMI, I COULD DO 20 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:50,884 SO MANY DETECTIVE THINGS. - YEAH, YOU COULD. 21 00:00:50,918 --> 00:00:52,886 - AND YOU CAN BE PRETTY DAMN SURE OF ONE THING. 22 00:00:52,920 --> 00:00:56,890 - WHAT IS THAT? - * IT'LL BE SUNNY 23 00:00:56,924 --> 00:00:58,259 - YEP. 24 00:00:58,292 --> 00:01:00,027 - ALL UNITS, ARMED ROBBERY IN PROGRESS. 25 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:01,962 NORTHWEST CORNER OF 18TH AND MORGAN. 26 00:01:01,995 --> 00:01:03,264 - THAT'S US. 27 00:01:03,297 --> 00:01:05,399 - CAR 48, READY TO ANNIHILATE. 28 00:01:05,433 --> 00:01:08,469 [siren wailing] 29 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:11,305 [tires screech] 30 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:13,574 - DON'T MOVE, ASSHOLE! 31 00:01:13,607 --> 00:01:15,209 - OH, WHY DO THEY ALWAYS MOVE? 32 00:01:15,243 --> 00:01:17,044 - HEY, DROP YOUR WEAPON! 33 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,579 [gunshots] - [groans] 34 00:01:18,612 --> 00:01:19,947 - GOT HIM! 35 00:01:19,980 --> 00:01:21,949 - AAH! AAH! 36 00:01:21,982 --> 00:01:24,152 - SUSPECT DOWN, CORNER OF MORGAN AND 18TH. 37 00:01:24,185 --> 00:01:26,120 OFFICER DOWN-- MEDICAL ASSISTANCE REQUIRED. 38 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:27,655 - YO, NICE SHOT, T. - NO. 39 00:01:27,688 --> 00:01:29,957 HE GOT ME IN THE ARM. - NO, NO, NO, YOU GOT HIM. 40 00:01:29,990 --> 00:01:32,126 - NO, HE GOT ME RIGHT IN THE ARM. 41 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:34,228 - NO, T, I'M LOOKING AT IT. IT LOOKS FINE. 42 00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:35,729 - THE ARM WITH ALL THE BLOOD ON IT? 43 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:38,299 - I'M SERIOUS, YOUR UNIFORM--OH, MY GOD! 44 00:01:38,332 --> 00:01:39,933 OH, MY GOD! 45 00:01:39,967 --> 00:01:41,335 OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD, OH, MY GOD! 46 00:01:41,369 --> 00:01:43,070 OKAY, OKAY. - DUDE, IT'S OKAY. HEY. 47 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,905 - PAPI, PAPI, PAPI. SANTO DIOS, HALLELUJAH. 48 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:47,007 OH, MY-- 49 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,243 [thud] 50 00:01:49,277 --> 00:01:51,111 - [sighs] 51 00:01:51,145 --> 00:01:54,148 ONE OFFICER DOWN, ONE OFFICER... 52 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:56,217 KIND OF A PUSSY. 53 00:02:01,355 --> 00:02:03,023 - HOW'S SHE DOING, GUYS? HOW YOU DOING, HON? 54 00:02:03,056 --> 00:02:04,492 - QUIKCLOT'S WORKING GREAT. 55 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:06,194 SHE WON'T BE LOSING ANY MORE BLOOD. 56 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:07,928 TOOK A COUPLE OF PELLETS OF BUCKSHOT, T. 57 00:02:07,961 --> 00:02:09,297 DON'T WORRY--THE DOCS SHOULD PATCH YOU UP IN NO TIME. 58 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:10,998 - ANY SHORTNESS OF BREATH, BLURRED VISION, 59 00:02:11,031 --> 00:02:12,366 DIZZINESS, CLAMMY HANDS? - UM... 60 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:13,767 - YES, YES, ALL OF THEM. 61 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:15,102 OH, MY GOD. - BILLY, I'M OKAY. 62 00:02:15,135 --> 00:02:16,604 - I'M SO SORRY, T, YOU KNOW? - HEY. 63 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,539 - IT'S ALL MY FAULT. MADRE DE DIOS. 64 00:02:18,572 --> 00:02:20,541 - IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT, BILLY. - JUST BLAME YOUR PARENTS. 65 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:22,009 THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT THE SHOOTER'S GONNA DO. 66 00:02:22,042 --> 00:02:23,544 ARE YOU OKAY, BABE? 67 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:25,479 - OH, SH--, CALL MY PARENTS BEFORE THE PRECINCT DOES 68 00:02:25,513 --> 00:02:27,014 AND LET THEM KNOW THAT I'M ABSOLUTELY FINE. 69 00:02:27,047 --> 00:02:28,882 - NO, IT'S NOT FINE, T. 70 00:02:28,916 --> 00:02:31,219 [crying] YOU'RE MY PARTNER, AND I'M SUPPOSED TO PROTECT YOU. 71 00:02:31,252 --> 00:02:32,953 YO SOY UN IDIOTA! 72 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,655 - YOUR MOUTH'S PROBABLY DRY. DO YOU WANT SOME WATER? 73 00:02:34,688 --> 00:02:36,290 - OH, MY GOD, YES. THANK YOU. 74 00:02:36,324 --> 00:02:39,026 MY MOUTH IS SO DRY, I CAN'T EVEN BREATHE. 75 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:44,131 [gasps] 76 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:46,200 IT SHOULD BE ME LYING THERE, T. 77 00:02:46,234 --> 00:02:48,702 NOT YOU, IT SHOULD BE ME. 78 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:51,171 BILLY SHOULD BE IN THAT BED. 79 00:02:51,205 --> 00:02:53,607 [siren wailing] 80 00:02:56,544 --> 00:02:59,146 - I HATE TO SEDATE A PATIENT WHO'S NOT SERIOUSLY INJURED, 81 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:01,048 BUT I JUST COULDN'T TAKE ALL THE GODDAMN WHINING. 82 00:03:01,081 --> 00:03:02,350 both: MM. 83 00:03:02,383 --> 00:03:05,052 [hip-hop music] 84 00:03:05,085 --> 00:03:08,322 * 85 00:03:08,356 --> 00:03:10,558 - WERE YOU SCARED? I KNOW I WAS. 86 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:12,493 - YOU KNOW WHAT THE REALLY SCARY PART WAS? 87 00:03:12,526 --> 00:03:15,095 DEALING WITH MY PARENTS... AND MAEVE. 88 00:03:15,128 --> 00:03:17,030 DID YOU SEE HER HITTING ON THAT DOCTOR? 89 00:03:17,064 --> 00:03:18,499 - YEAH, I THOUGHT SHE WAS GONNA BLOW HIM 90 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:19,400 RIGHT THERE IN THE WAITING ROOM. - YEAH, I KNOW. 91 00:03:19,433 --> 00:03:21,068 - I KNOW HANK WANTED TO. 92 00:03:21,101 --> 00:03:22,270 - OH, HE GAVE HANK HIS NUMBER. - NO! 93 00:03:22,303 --> 00:03:23,504 - MM-HMM. CLASSIC. 94 00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:24,938 [laughs] - WOW. 95 00:03:24,972 --> 00:03:26,274 ARE THE PERCOCETS WORKING? - OH, YEAH. 96 00:03:26,307 --> 00:03:27,608 - GOOD. 97 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:30,177 HOW'S YOUR WOUND? - WHAT WOUND? 98 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,580 - YOU ALL RIGHT? - I AM HIGH AS SH--. 99 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:34,682 - OKAY, WELL, WHATEVER YOU WANT, I AM AT YOUR SERVICE. 100 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,250 YOU NAME IT, YOU GOT IT. 101 00:03:36,284 --> 00:03:38,018 YOU WANT ICE CREAM, 102 00:03:38,051 --> 00:03:39,587 YOU WANT A DWAYNE JOHNSON FILM FEST, WHATEVER YOU WANT. 103 00:03:39,620 --> 00:03:41,289 - WILL YOU STAY OVER? 104 00:03:41,322 --> 00:03:43,257 - YEAH, OF COURSE. 105 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:45,125 - COOL. 106 00:03:45,158 --> 00:03:46,794 JUST, YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE TONIGHT. 107 00:03:46,827 --> 00:03:50,564 - YEAH, I TOTALLY GET IT. 108 00:03:50,598 --> 00:03:53,767 YOU KNOW, IT'S OKAY TO BE, UM... 109 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:55,936 IF YOU'RE AFRAID. 110 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:57,571 - NO, I WASN'T. - NO, NOT AT THE TIME. NOW. 111 00:03:57,605 --> 00:03:59,039 I PULLED ONE OF THE DOCTORS ASIDE, 112 00:03:59,072 --> 00:04:00,808 AND HE SAID SOMETIMES IN CASES LIKE THIS, 113 00:04:00,841 --> 00:04:02,276 THERE CAN BE A DELAYED REACTION. 114 00:04:02,310 --> 00:04:04,244 SOMETIMES PEOPLE FEEL MORE AFRAID AFTERWARDS. 115 00:04:04,278 --> 00:04:06,580 - NO--I MEAN, WHAT-- AFRAID OF WHAT? 116 00:04:06,614 --> 00:04:08,215 - OF DYING. - BUT I DIDN'T DIE. 117 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,450 - NO, BUT YOU COULD HAVE. - NO, BUT I DIDN'T. 118 00:04:09,483 --> 00:04:10,784 - I KNOW, HONEY, BUT JUST-- 119 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:13,421 - HEY, I AM NOT AFRAID OF ANYTHING, BABY. 120 00:04:13,454 --> 00:04:14,722 I AM... 121 00:04:14,755 --> 00:04:16,223 HORNY. 122 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,091 I'M THIRSTY. 123 00:04:18,125 --> 00:04:22,129 I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND DRINK A TON OF REALLY GREAT TEQUILA 124 00:04:22,162 --> 00:04:25,165 AND THEN HAVE REALLY INSANE SEX. 125 00:04:25,198 --> 00:04:26,634 HA. 126 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:29,403 - SERIOUSLY? - SERIOUSLY. 127 00:04:29,437 --> 00:04:31,339 HOW WAS THAT FOR DELAYED REACTION? 128 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:33,841 [both chuckle] 129 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:37,210 - I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT YOU SHOULD GET WOUNDED MORE OFTEN. 130 00:04:42,483 --> 00:04:44,485 GOOD MORNING, MY LOVE. 131 00:04:44,518 --> 00:04:48,088 I WHIPPED YOU UP YOUR FAVORITE BREAKFAST AND A ROSE... 132 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:53,361 A FRESH AND HEALING FLOWER, YOUR FAVORITE KIND OF-- 133 00:04:53,394 --> 00:04:54,762 OKAY, WHAT--I KNOW THAT LOOK. 134 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:56,430 - NO, YOU DON'T. - YEAH, I DO. 135 00:04:56,464 --> 00:04:58,098 - YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN THIS LOOK BEFORE. 136 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,833 - I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S THE "WE NEED TO TALK 137 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:01,168 ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP" LOOK. 138 00:05:01,201 --> 00:05:02,670 NO? 139 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:04,004 IT'S "THE BULLET HOLES IN MY ARM 140 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:05,305 ARE REALLY STARTING TO HURT" LOOK? 141 00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:06,774 YOU DON'T WANT EGGS. 142 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,609 OKAY, IT'S OFFICIAL. I'M SCARED HERE. 143 00:05:08,642 --> 00:05:10,611 WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT HAPPY, SEXY, FUN GIRL FROM LAST NIGHT? 144 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:13,013 - I GOT SHOT. I SURVIVED. I WANTED TO CELEBRATE. 145 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:14,548 - OH, RIGHT. I'LL GET THE PERCOCETS. 146 00:05:14,582 --> 00:05:16,283 - NO, NO PERCOCETS! 147 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:19,487 - HAPPY, FUN, SEXY TIME, BABE, 3 FEET AWAY. 148 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:21,822 - LISTEN, I'VE BEEN THINKING A LOT LATELY ABOUT... 149 00:05:21,855 --> 00:05:23,323 WHERE I SEE MYSELF IN TEN YEARS' TIME AND-- 150 00:05:23,357 --> 00:05:24,625 - OH, BOY, I'M TAKING THE PERCOCETS. 151 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:27,728 - NO, WAIT. HEY. - HUH? 152 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:29,463 - DON'T YOU HAVE A PLAN? - WHAT? 153 00:05:29,497 --> 00:05:30,864 UH, YEAH, I DO. 154 00:05:30,898 --> 00:05:33,166 IN TEN YEARS, I PLAN TO BE SITTING 155 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,703 IN PRIMO SEASON-TICKET-OWNER BOX SEATS 156 00:05:35,736 --> 00:05:37,538 RIGHT BEHIND THE CUBS DUGOUT AT WRIGLEY FIELD, 157 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:39,473 THANK YOU VERY MUCH... 158 00:05:39,507 --> 00:05:40,974 WITH YOU. 159 00:05:41,008 --> 00:05:42,743 - THAT IS YOUR TEN-YEAR PLAN? 160 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:44,478 - NO, OF COURSE NOT. THAT'S MY 20-YEAR PLAN. 161 00:05:44,512 --> 00:05:46,346 IT TOOK ME TEN YEARS JUST TO GET ON THE LIST FOR THESE TICKETS. 162 00:05:46,380 --> 00:05:47,848 - HOLY CRAP. - WHAT? 163 00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:49,850 - I'M A COP, JOHN. 164 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:52,152 I MIGHT NOT HAVE TEN YEARS' TIME. 165 00:05:52,185 --> 00:05:54,354 I COULD TAKE A BULLET IN THE FACE TOMORROW MORNING 166 00:05:54,388 --> 00:05:56,189 FROM SOME METH-HEAD FREAK 167 00:05:56,223 --> 00:05:57,825 OUTSIDE OF A CHICKEN AND LIQUOR STORE. 168 00:05:57,858 --> 00:05:59,560 OR I COULD TAKE A BULLET 169 00:05:59,593 --> 00:06:01,695 IN THE LINE OF DUTY FOR MY COUNTRY IN D.C. 170 00:06:01,729 --> 00:06:03,431 - HMM? - I WANT TO GO TO WASHINGTON 171 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:05,265 AND WORK FOR THE FBI. - WHAT? WHEN? 172 00:06:05,298 --> 00:06:06,867 - TODAY, NOW. 173 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:07,868 I'M READY TO FILL OUT THE APPLICATION FORM. 174 00:06:07,901 --> 00:06:09,870 - OKAY, WAIT. WAIT. 175 00:06:09,903 --> 00:06:11,772 LISTEN, I THINK THAT YOU LOST A LOT OF BLOOD YESTERDAY, 176 00:06:11,805 --> 00:06:13,841 AND I THINK THAT YOU GOT A SHOCK TO YOUR SYSTEM. 177 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,409 - WHAT AM I WAITING FOR, HUH? 178 00:06:15,443 --> 00:06:17,545 THERE'S NOTHING KEEPING ME HERE. - EASY, EASY. 179 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:19,780 - THAT'S FOR SURE. 180 00:06:19,813 --> 00:06:21,214 - WELL, WHAT ABOUT A LITTLE THING CALLED US? 181 00:06:21,248 --> 00:06:22,950 - OH, RIGHT, US. 182 00:06:22,983 --> 00:06:25,686 YES, THERE'S MY PLACE, AND THERE'S YOUR PLACE. 183 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:29,523 AND YOU KNOW WHAT, JOHN? IT'S NOT ENOUGH ANYMORE. 184 00:06:29,557 --> 00:06:31,058 - OKAY, I THINK THIS IS THE PART THE DOCTOR WAS TALKING ABOUT. 185 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:32,893 THIS IS, LIKE, A DELAYED REACTION. 186 00:06:32,926 --> 00:06:35,228 - YES. I WAS 16 WHEN I DECIDED I WANTED TO WORK FOR THE FBI. 187 00:06:35,262 --> 00:06:38,532 IT'S ONLY TAKEN ME A DECADE TO FINALLY MAKE THE MOVE. 188 00:06:38,566 --> 00:06:39,700 - YOU'RE SERIOUS? 189 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:41,301 - WOW. 190 00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:44,472 YOU ARE SO OBSERVANT. 191 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:47,941 YES, I'VE ONLY BEEN UP HALF THE NIGHT THINKING ABOUT IT. 192 00:06:47,975 --> 00:06:49,543 - MARRY ME. 193 00:06:49,577 --> 00:06:51,411 - [laughs] YEAH, RIGHT. 194 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:52,780 - I'M SERIOUS. - I'M SERIOUS! 195 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:55,549 LET'S GET MARRIED. HA HA! WHOO! 196 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:57,217 [chuckles sarcastically] GREAT IDEA. 197 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,887 - THERESA KELLY... 198 00:06:59,920 --> 00:07:03,957 THERESA KELLY, WILL YOU MARRY ME? 199 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:05,425 - YOU'RE KNEELING ON MY PANTS. 200 00:07:05,459 --> 00:07:08,629 - HEY, LISTEN TO ME. 201 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:12,566 I AM 100% BALLS-OUT DEAD CERTAIN GODDAMN SERIOUS RIGHT NOW. 202 00:07:12,600 --> 00:07:14,835 - CAN YOU PASS ME MY TOP? - NOT UNTIL YOU ANSWER ME. 203 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:16,003 - GET UP. - NO. 204 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:18,305 - JOHN FARRELL, GET UP. 205 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:21,675 - I'M NOT GETTING UP. - OKAY, FINE. 206 00:07:21,709 --> 00:07:24,277 SO I SAY YES, AND THEN WE'RE ENGAGED FOREVER AND EVER 207 00:07:24,311 --> 00:07:26,446 BECAUSE YOU WON'T COMMIT TO A WEDDING DATE, 208 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,149 AND THEN I WASTE A WHOLE NOTHER CHUNK OF MY LIFE 209 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:31,184 DRINKING OVERPRICED BOX-SEAT BEERS 210 00:07:31,218 --> 00:07:34,454 WATCHING A TEAM WHO IS CURSED BY A BILLY GOAT? 211 00:07:34,488 --> 00:07:36,089 I DON'T THINK SO! 212 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:37,424 - LET'S DO IT RIGHT NOW. - WHAT? 213 00:07:37,457 --> 00:07:39,493 - LET'S GET MARRIED. RIGHT NOW. 214 00:07:39,527 --> 00:07:40,694 WE'LL GO DOWN TO THE COURTHOUSE. WE'LL GET A LICENSE. 215 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:42,429 WE'LL GET A JUSTICE OF THE PEACE. 216 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:43,764 WE'LL GET TWO WITNESSES, AND WE'LL MAKE IT LEGAL... 217 00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,533 RIGHT NOW, TODAY, 218 00:07:45,566 --> 00:07:48,669 AS IN THIS MORNING, AS IN AT 8:37 A.M. 219 00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:49,937 - ARE YOU OKAY? 220 00:07:49,970 --> 00:07:51,972 - I'VE NEVER BEEN BETTER. 221 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:53,507 ARE YOU OKAY? YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S BEEN SHOT. 222 00:07:53,541 --> 00:07:55,208 - YEAH. 223 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,546 - WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT? 224 00:07:58,579 --> 00:08:00,648 - BACON. 225 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:08,756 [crunching] 226 00:08:11,859 --> 00:08:14,327 LET'S DO IT. 227 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:23,170 - MAEVE'S IN. 228 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:24,371 SHE'S MEETING US THERE. - PERFECT. 229 00:08:24,404 --> 00:08:25,806 - OH, MY GOODNESS. - [laughs] 230 00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,809 [cell phone rings] 231 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,711 - YEAH? - HEY, YOU ALONE? 232 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:31,879 - NO, WHOLE GANG'S HERE. WHY? 233 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:33,380 - PUT YOUR POKER FACE ON. 234 00:08:33,413 --> 00:08:34,548 - OH. 235 00:08:37,718 --> 00:08:40,487 I AM LADY GAGA, BABY. WHAT'S UP? 236 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:42,155 - THERESA AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED. 237 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:43,891 - WHAT? - POKER FACE, ASSHOLE! 238 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:45,826 - OKAY, YES. 239 00:08:45,859 --> 00:08:47,227 NO, I-I KNEW THAT ALREADY. 240 00:08:47,260 --> 00:08:49,429 SHE HAD TOLD ME WHEN WE GOT BACK TO-- 241 00:08:49,462 --> 00:08:51,999 I'M LADY GAGA AGAIN. WHAT THE HELL? 242 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:53,366 - OKAY, I NEED YOU TO MEET US 243 00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:55,335 AT THE COURTHOUSE ON WEST WASHINGTON. 244 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,704 DON'T TELL ANYBODY. DON'T RUSH OUT THE DOOR LIKE A MANIAC. 245 00:08:56,737 --> 00:08:58,438 JUST BE COOL. 246 00:08:58,471 --> 00:09:00,240 - IS THIS PAYBACK FOR THE SKIN-CREAM PRANK? 247 00:09:00,273 --> 00:09:01,541 - TELL HANK IT'S NOT PAYBACK. - IT'S NOT PAYBACK. 248 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:03,210 - GOD DAMN. 249 00:09:03,243 --> 00:09:05,112 - LADY GAGA, PLEASE, NOT A PEEP. 250 00:09:05,145 --> 00:09:06,614 AND WHEN YOU LEAVE, TAKE BRIAN WITH YOU, 251 00:09:06,647 --> 00:09:07,948 SO NOBODY GETS SUSPICIOUS. 252 00:09:07,981 --> 00:09:10,951 - 10-4. - NOT A WORD TO ANYONE--NO ONE. 253 00:09:10,984 --> 00:09:12,586 - OH, YOU AIN'T GOT TO WORRY, BROTHER. 254 00:09:12,620 --> 00:09:15,789 I AM CIA ON THIS BITCH. 255 00:09:15,823 --> 00:09:18,391 - WHAT'S UP? 256 00:09:18,425 --> 00:09:19,927 - SO WE CAN'T GET MARRIED FOR AT LEAST 24 HOURS? 257 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,561 - NO. MAYBE IT'S A SIGN. 258 00:09:21,595 --> 00:09:22,930 - THAT WE SHOULDN'T DO IT? - NO! 259 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:24,097 THAT WE SHOULD GO TO VEGAS AND DO IT. 260 00:09:24,131 --> 00:09:25,365 - SORRY WE'RE LATE, BRO. - HEY. 261 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,700 - LOOK, THEY FIGURED OUT SOMETHING WAS UP 262 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:27,935 WHILE I WAS TALKING TO YOU. 263 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:29,202 - I THOUGHT YOU HAD YOUR POKER FACE ON. 264 00:09:29,236 --> 00:09:30,537 - IF THAT WAS HIS POKER FACE, 265 00:09:30,570 --> 00:09:31,772 WE GOT TO START PLAYING SOME GODDAMN CARDS 266 00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:33,106 AROUND THE DEPOT, MAN. 267 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:34,942 - DID WE MISS EVERYTHING? - NO-- 268 00:09:34,975 --> 00:09:36,576 - JESUS, MAEVE, YOU CALLED BILLY? 269 00:09:36,610 --> 00:09:38,445 - I COULDN'T GO TO A WEDDING WITHOUT A DATE. 270 00:09:38,478 --> 00:09:40,814 - WAIT. THIS IS A DATE? HELL, YEAH. 271 00:09:40,848 --> 00:09:42,616 HEY, I'M ALL BETTER NOW, THERESA. 272 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:44,151 - WE GOT SEVEN WITNESSES AND NO WAY TO GET MARRIED. 273 00:09:44,184 --> 00:09:45,919 - YEAH, THE LAW SAYS WE HAVE TO WAIT 24 HOURS. 274 00:09:45,953 --> 00:09:47,655 - WAIT, I GOT A WAY. MY UNCLE RUNS A CHURCH ACROSS TOWN. 275 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:49,289 IT'S PENTECOSTAL. 276 00:09:49,322 --> 00:09:50,891 - YOU THINK HE'D DO IT? - REALLY? 277 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,826 - HE'LL DO ALMOST ANYTHING IF YOU GOT THE CASH. 278 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:54,394 I'LL CALL HIM REAL QUICK. - WHAT'S THIS WITNESS BULLSH--? 279 00:09:54,427 --> 00:09:56,163 - WE NEED TWO WITNESSES. - I KNOW THAT, ASSHOLE. 280 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:57,564 YOU GOT A SH--LOAD OF WITNESSES. 281 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:59,266 I NEED A TITLE, BRO, LIKE BEST MAN. 282 00:09:59,299 --> 00:10:00,500 - NO, WE'RE NOT DOING ALL OF THAT. 283 00:10:00,533 --> 00:10:02,135 - NO. - HEY, WHEN YOU SAID 284 00:10:02,169 --> 00:10:03,904 TWO YEARS AGO YOU WAS THINKING ABOUT GETTING MARRIED, 285 00:10:03,937 --> 00:10:05,138 THAT HANDS DOWN, I WAS THE ONLY CHOICE FOR BEST MAN. 286 00:10:05,172 --> 00:10:06,139 - YOU STILL ARE. - YOU WERE THINKING 287 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:07,908 ABOUT MARRIAGE TWO YEARS AGO, 288 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:09,509 AND YOU DIDN'T THINK TO SAY ANYTHING TO ME? 289 00:10:09,542 --> 00:10:10,944 - IF HE GETS TO BE BEST MAN, I'M MAID OF HONOR. 290 00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:12,112 - NO, WE'RE NOT DOING THAT SH--, MAEVE. 291 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:13,947 - THAT WAS JUST IDLE CHAT. 292 00:10:13,981 --> 00:10:15,783 WE WERE JUST BULLSH--TING IN THE RIG ONE DAY, YOU KNOW? 293 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,084 - CAN I BE A GROOMSMAN? - IDLE CHAT ABOUT MARRYING ME? 294 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,752 - BABE, NOT RIGHT NOW. 295 00:10:18,786 --> 00:10:20,253 - CAN WE BE BRIDESMAIDS? - I LOVE THAT MOVIE. 296 00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,521 - HEY, YOU SAID "BULLSH--TING." 297 00:10:21,554 --> 00:10:22,790 SO WERE YOU BULLSH--TING ABOUT MARRYING ME? 298 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,291 - HEY, HOW ABOUT USHERS? 299 00:10:24,324 --> 00:10:25,793 YOU GOT GROOMSMEN. HOW ABOUT A COUPLE USHERS? 300 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:27,094 - DOES THIS LOOK LIKE I'M BULLSH--TING YOU? 301 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,428 - I DON'T KNOW. YOU TELL ME. 302 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:30,263 - BUT THERE WON'T BE ANYONE TO USH. 303 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,498 - IT'S NOT ABOUT WHO I USH OR WHO I DON'T USH. 304 00:10:31,531 --> 00:10:33,200 IT'S ABOUT THE POSITION. 305 00:10:33,233 --> 00:10:34,802 - TWO SECONDS AGO, YOU WANTED TO THROW IN THE TOWEL. 306 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,670 - BULLSH--. WHEN? 307 00:10:36,704 --> 00:10:38,438 - I AM THE BEST MAN. BRIAN, YOU'RE THE GROOMSMAN. 308 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:40,140 - YES! - I THOUGHT WAITING 24 HOURS 309 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,608 WAS A POSITIVE SIGN. YOU THOUGHT 310 00:10:41,641 --> 00:10:42,876 IT WAS A NEGATIVE SIGN. - NO. 311 00:10:42,910 --> 00:10:44,477 - WHAT'S BILLY GONNA BE? 312 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:45,946 - BILLY SHOULD BE AN USHER. - STEP OFF, BITCH. 313 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,715 I AM THE BEST MAN. 314 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:49,049 I'M THE BOSS OF ALL THE MEN IN THE WEDDING PARTY, 315 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:50,784 NOT THE GROOMSMAN. 316 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,986 BILLY IS AN USHER. - WE SHOULD GET DRESSES. 317 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:54,855 - NO! WE'RE NOT GETTING DRESSES, MAEVE! 318 00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,824 - THEN I'M THE HEAD USHER. - THERE ARE ONLY TWO OF YOU! 319 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,191 - I'M NOT HAVING EQUAL BILLING 320 00:10:58,225 --> 00:10:59,893 WITH SOME DIM-WITTED SPECIAL-ED REJECT. 321 00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:01,161 NOW, EITHER I'M THE HEAD USHER, 322 00:11:01,194 --> 00:11:02,730 OR I AIN'T NO GODDAMN USHER AT ALL. 323 00:11:02,763 --> 00:11:04,364 - [speaking Spanish] 324 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:05,532 OKAY, YO, HE SAID HE'S GONNA DO IT, Y'ALL. 325 00:11:05,565 --> 00:11:06,900 [all cheering] - REALLY? 326 00:11:06,934 --> 00:11:07,968 - SO HE'S GOT AN OPENING IN AN HOUR, 327 00:11:08,001 --> 00:11:09,703 BUT WE GOT TO BE ON TIME, 328 00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:11,004 BECAUSE HE HAS AN EXORCISM RIGHT AFTER THAT. 329 00:11:11,038 --> 00:11:12,472 AND IT'S GONNA BE 200 BUCKS CASH. 330 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,007 - 200 BUCKS? - WHAT KIND OF CHURCH IS THIS? 331 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:15,175 - IT'S CALLED IGLESIA PENTECOSTAL 332 00:11:15,208 --> 00:11:16,209 ESPIRITU SANTO DE KOSTNER. 333 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:18,645 - COSTNER-- AS IN KEVIN COSTNER? 334 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,013 - HOLY SH--, I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT. 335 00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,715 NAH, THAT'S JUST THE STREET THAT IT'S ON. 336 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:23,050 - OKAY. 337 00:11:23,083 --> 00:11:24,484 - BUT MY UNCLE REALLY DID LIKE TIN CUP. 338 00:11:24,517 --> 00:11:27,020 CHEECH MARIN, YO-- THAT MAN IS RIDICULOUS. 339 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:32,860 - BILLY, DON'T START CRYING AGAIN. 340 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:34,828 - OKAY, KOSTNER STREET, EVERYBODY, LOCK AND LOAD. 341 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,329 T AND I ARE GONNA STOP AT THE CASH MACHINE. 342 00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,766 THIS--HONEY, THIS IS A POSITIVE SIGN, RIGHT? 343 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:40,033 - MM-HMM. - OKAY, LET'S GO. 344 00:11:40,067 --> 00:11:41,701 - OKAY. - LET'S GO. 345 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:43,904 - COME ON, WHAT DO YOU-- - NOW IT'S GONNA BE A WEDDING. 346 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:45,005 WE GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME. - WHAT KIND OF CHURCH IS THIS? 347 00:11:45,038 --> 00:11:46,373 - THIS IS GONNA BE A GOOD WEDDING! 348 00:11:46,406 --> 00:11:47,674 - WHAT KIND OF CHURCH? - THEY GOT SOME KIND 349 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:49,009 OF EXORCISM. DON'T NOBODY KNOW. 350 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:50,277 LOOK, WE GONNA DO THIS RIGHT. 351 00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,045 - THEY COULD HAVE CHICKENS FOR USHERS, MAN. 352 00:11:52,079 --> 00:11:52,813 - CHICKENS? I DON'T KNOW ABOUT NO CHICKEN. 353 00:11:58,051 --> 00:11:59,552 - WHAT? 354 00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,955 - HEY, DID MAEVE BLAB THIS TO YOU GUYS? 355 00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:03,223 - YES, BABY. OH, MY GOD. 356 00:12:03,256 --> 00:12:05,258 CONGRATULATIONS. - THANK YOU. 357 00:12:05,292 --> 00:12:07,961 - YES, YES, CONGRATULATIONS MY ASS, OKAY? 358 00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:09,930 IF YOU THINK THAT MY DAUGHTER IS MARRYING THIS KID 359 00:12:09,963 --> 00:12:12,199 IN THIS FLEABAG FAKE FRIGGIN' CHURCH, 360 00:12:12,232 --> 00:12:13,200 YOU'RE ALL OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN MINDS. 361 00:12:13,233 --> 00:12:14,802 - LANGUAGE, JERRY. 362 00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:16,136 - I DIDN'T SAY SH--HOLE, BRIDGET. 363 00:12:16,169 --> 00:12:17,070 - DAD! - EXCUSE ME, SIR. 364 00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:18,605 MY CHURCH IS FULLY LICENSED. 365 00:12:18,638 --> 00:12:19,940 - YEAH, BY WHO? THE PUERTO RICAN 366 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:21,975 COCKFIGHTING ASSOCIATION? - STOP IT. 367 00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:24,077 - THE JOINT'S A DUMP, PADRE. - HEY, STAY OUT OF THIS, MIKE. 368 00:12:24,111 --> 00:12:25,645 YOU STAYED OUT OF OUR LIVES FOR 15 YEARS. 369 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,280 WE MANAGED JUST FINE. - MA! 370 00:12:27,314 --> 00:12:29,482 - HEY, ME AND JOHNNY MADE UP. YOU KNOW, I APOLOGIZED. 371 00:12:29,516 --> 00:12:31,418 NOW WE TALK, AND WE HANG OUT. WE DO STUFF. 372 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,787 WE'RE LIKE, UM, UH-- - FATHER AND SON? 373 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:36,223 - VERY FUNNY, I WAS THINKING MORE LIKE STARSKY AND HUTCH. 374 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,958 LISTEN, KID, WE GOT TO THINK THIS OVER. 375 00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:39,492 - LET ME TAKE A PICTURE. 376 00:12:39,526 --> 00:12:40,760 I'VE GOT ONE OF THOSE NEW SMARTPHONES. 377 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:42,329 - IT'S NOT UP TO YOU, HUTCH. 378 00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:43,563 - IT SURE AS HELL AIN'T UP TO YOU, PAL. 379 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:44,832 - GET CLOSER TOGETHER. 380 00:12:44,865 --> 00:12:46,133 - WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? 381 00:12:46,166 --> 00:12:47,667 - CLOSER, SCRUNCH IN. 382 00:12:47,700 --> 00:12:48,836 - IT MEANS THAT MY DAUGHTER'S A TEN, BIGFACE. 383 00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:50,603 - BIGFACE? - YOUR FACE IS HUGE. 384 00:12:50,637 --> 00:12:52,906 THIS IS NEWS TO YOU, SECRETARIAT? 385 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:54,441 - LET ME GET IN, FATHER. - SURE. 386 00:12:54,474 --> 00:12:56,009 - SCRUNCH IN, SCRUNCH IN. SAY "CHEESEBURGER." 387 00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:57,310 - YOU ADD TO THAT THE FACT THAT SHE'S A HERO COP... 388 00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,279 - CHEESEBURGER. - THAT'S A 13. 389 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:01,314 AND SHE'S MARRYING WHAT? 390 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:04,017 THIS GUY WHO'S WHAT? MAYBE--NOT FOR NOTHING--A FOUR? 391 00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,752 - YOU ASSHOLE. MY SON AIN'T NO FOUR. 392 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:06,987 - YEAH, YOU TELL HIM. - THAT'S RIGHT. 393 00:13:07,020 --> 00:13:08,621 HE'S AT LEAST A FIVE. - WHAT? 394 00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,190 WELL, ADD THREE POINTS 'CAUSE HE'S AN E.M.T., 395 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:12,125 AND THAT MAKES HIM AN EIGHT. 396 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:13,793 YOUR DAUGHTER'S A TEN, MINUS TWO POINTS FOR BEING A COP. 397 00:13:13,827 --> 00:13:15,295 - WHAT? - THAT MAKES HER AN EIGHT TOO. 398 00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:17,297 SO IT ALL EVENS OUT HERE. - I'M CONFUSED. 399 00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,932 WHY IS SHE LOSING TWO POINTS? 400 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,300 - 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT EVERY FIREFIGHTER AND COP 401 00:13:20,333 --> 00:13:22,369 HAVE IN COMMON? 402 00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:24,004 THEY BOTH WANT TO BE FIREFIGHTERS. 403 00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,605 [laughter] - OKAY, THAT'S-- 404 00:13:25,638 --> 00:13:27,274 - THAT'S FUNNY. - LET'S--LET'S NOT-- 405 00:13:27,307 --> 00:13:28,675 - ONE MORE. - MOM, COME ON. 406 00:13:28,708 --> 00:13:30,477 - COME ON, EVERYBODY, COME ON. 407 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,711 - QUICK, QUICK, QUICK, QUICK, LET'S JUST GET IT DONE. 408 00:13:31,744 --> 00:13:33,346 - SCRUNCH IN. - ONE MORE, EVERYONE IN. 409 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:35,315 - HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN A FIREFIGHTER HAS PASSED AWAY? 410 00:13:35,348 --> 00:13:37,617 HE DROPS THE REMOTE CONTROL. 411 00:13:37,650 --> 00:13:39,887 - OH, THAT'S ENOUGH! - HEY, HEY, HEY! 412 00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:42,489 - PLEASE STOP! - HEY, GUYS, LISTEN UP, HEY! 413 00:13:42,522 --> 00:13:43,823 - THE WEDDING-- - HEY, LISTEN! 414 00:13:43,857 --> 00:13:45,058 THIS IS OUR DAY... - RIGHT. 415 00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:46,526 - NOT YOURS. - RIGHT. 416 00:13:46,559 --> 00:13:47,727 - AND I AM MARRYING THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, 417 00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,629 WHO IS NOT A 4 OR A 5. 418 00:13:49,662 --> 00:13:51,231 HE IS A FRICKIN' 15. 419 00:13:51,264 --> 00:13:52,665 - OH! - THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 420 00:13:52,699 --> 00:13:53,901 - WELL, YOU WERE NEVER TOO GOOD AT MATH, HONEY. 421 00:13:53,934 --> 00:13:56,236 MY CHIN IS SO WEIRD IN THIS. 422 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,305 WE NEED ONE MORE. FATHER, JUST ONE MORE. 423 00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:00,373 ONE MORE, THANK YOU. - HEY, WHERE'S CASH AND THEM AT? 424 00:14:00,407 --> 00:14:01,841 - THEY'RE SEATING ALL THE GUESTS. 425 00:14:01,875 --> 00:14:03,510 both: GUESTS? 426 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:04,844 - YEAH, THERE'S, LIKE, 35 PUERTO RICANS IN THERE. 427 00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:06,914 - WHAT? - WHAT? 428 00:14:06,947 --> 00:14:07,981 - HERE AT THE IGLESIA DEL ESPIRITU SANTO DE KOSTNER... 429 00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:08,982 - COME ON, LET'S GO. - FINE! 430 00:14:09,016 --> 00:14:10,750 - ONE MORE! 431 00:14:10,783 --> 00:14:12,319 MY NECK LOOKED FUNNY. - WE HAVE TO GET IN THERE. 432 00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,753 - WE LIKE TO FILL THE PEWS. 433 00:14:13,786 --> 00:14:16,256 IT MAKES THE OCCASION MUCH MORE JOYOUS. 434 00:14:16,289 --> 00:14:18,025 [camera shutter clicks] 435 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:20,193 SPEAKING OF WHICH, YOU HAVE THE $400? 436 00:14:20,227 --> 00:14:21,828 both: WHAT? - I THOUGHT IT WAS $200. 437 00:14:21,861 --> 00:14:23,931 - 200 FOR THE SERVICE, 200 FOR THE JOY. 438 00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:25,865 - CAN WE GET AN ITEMIZED RECEIPT FOR THIS? 439 00:14:25,899 --> 00:14:27,600 - I ONLY HAVE $200. 440 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:29,336 DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANY MONEY? - UM... 441 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,104 - DON'T LOOK AT ME. I AIN'T THE FATHER OF THE BRIDE. 442 00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:32,205 - WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME FOR? 443 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:33,740 - GET IN THERE! 444 00:14:33,773 --> 00:14:35,242 - THANK YOU. THANK YOU, MR. KELLY. 445 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,044 - HE'S A COP. HE AIN'T USED TO THIS. 446 00:14:37,077 --> 00:14:39,512 USUALLY WHEN CASH CHANGES HANDS, HE'S ON THE RECEIVING END. 447 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:41,181 - HEY, I HEARD THAT, PAL! [overlapping shouting] 448 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:42,715 YOU WANT TO START WITH ME? 449 00:14:42,749 --> 00:14:45,352 - NO, DAD! - YOU'LL BE LOCKED UP, PAL! 450 00:14:45,385 --> 00:14:46,186 - ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS? 451 00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:47,420 - ABSOLUTELY. 452 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:48,888 - LOOK, I JUST NEED YOU TO KNOW-- 453 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:50,423 I GOT THE RIG GASSED UP AND READY TO GO. 454 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:51,791 WE CAN THELMA & LOUISE THIS SH-- RIGHT NOW. 455 00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,426 - NOT NECESSARY, BRO. I'M GOOD. 456 00:14:53,460 --> 00:14:54,928 - OKAY. - YOU REALIZE THEY DIE 457 00:14:54,962 --> 00:14:56,196 AT THE END OF THAT MOVIE, RIGHT? 458 00:14:56,229 --> 00:14:57,897 - WHO GIVES A SH--? BRAD PITT LIVED. 459 00:14:57,931 --> 00:14:59,232 - WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 460 00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:00,467 - THIS IS YOUR BEST MAN SAVING... 461 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,069 - [gasps] - YOUR SORRY WHITE ASS. 462 00:15:02,102 --> 00:15:04,104 - IS THIS REAL? - $8,000 REAL. 463 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,406 - AAH! HOLY SH--. 464 00:15:06,439 --> 00:15:08,375 JESUS, HANK-- - I ADVISE AGAINST IT. 465 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:10,310 - LOOK, THREE MONTHS' SALARY IS A NORMAL AMOUNT OF MONEY 466 00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:11,311 TO SPEND ON A WEDDING RING, NUMBNUTS, 467 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:13,213 FOR SOMEONE YOU TRULY LOVE. 468 00:15:13,246 --> 00:15:15,048 - THERESA'S NOT REALLY AN $8,000-RING KIND OF GIRL. 469 00:15:15,082 --> 00:15:16,749 THAT'S WHY I LOVE HER. 470 00:15:16,783 --> 00:15:18,986 - DOES SHE HAVE TITS? - SHE'S GOT FABULOUS TITS. 471 00:15:19,019 --> 00:15:20,287 - THEN WATCH AND LEARN, ASSHOLE. 472 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:21,888 - HOLY SH--! 473 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,123 [gasps] IS THAT REAL? 474 00:15:23,156 --> 00:15:25,125 - YES, IT IS. - OH, MY GOD! 475 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:26,960 I LOVE YOU! - OH, GOD. 476 00:15:26,994 --> 00:15:29,262 - MOM, LOOK AT THIS RING! - OH, MY--OH, MY GOD! 477 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:32,232 - AW. IT'S AMAZING. 478 00:15:32,265 --> 00:15:35,068 I KNOW MORE ABOUT PUSSY THAN YOU TWO DIPSH--S PUT TOGETHER, 479 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,237 AND I AIN'T EVEN SEEN ONE SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORN. 480 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:40,107 - WHO'S IN THE LIMO? 481 00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:47,447 - OH, SH--. WAIT. WHO IS THAT? IS THAT THE DRIVER? 482 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:49,849 - OH, MY GOD, MAEVE! 483 00:15:49,882 --> 00:15:52,185 YOU LOOK GORGEOUS. - THANKS. HI. 484 00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:53,486 - OH. - OH, MY GOD. 485 00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:55,022 LET ME GET A PICTURE. 486 00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:56,456 SAY "CHEESEBURGER." - CHEESEBURGER. 487 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,025 - CHEESEBURGER. 488 00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:00,960 - WHO'S THE DRIVER? - MY SON RAMON. 489 00:16:00,994 --> 00:16:03,596 WE RUN A WEDDING STORE, AS WELL AS THE CHURCH. 490 00:16:03,630 --> 00:16:05,432 - YOU GOT 'EM COMING AND GOING, HUH? 491 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:08,335 I GOT MY EYE ON YOU, FATHER DAMIEN. 492 00:16:08,368 --> 00:16:10,437 - RAMON GOT US A GREAT DEAL. - IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO. 493 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,172 BESIDES, WHEN I SAW THIS TUX, 494 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:13,940 I THOUGHT, "BILLY! BILLY, BILLY!" 495 00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:17,144 [laughter] 496 00:16:18,578 --> 00:16:20,547 - WE'RE CATHOLIC, AND I'M SO GLAD 497 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,482 TO SEE A CHURCH THAT ACCEPTS THE GAYS. 498 00:16:22,515 --> 00:16:25,952 - RAMON IS NOT GAY. HE'S CREATIVE. 499 00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,188 - YOU CALLED MOM AND DAD? 500 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:31,524 - I WANTED 'EM TO SEE ME IN THIS DRESS. 501 00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:32,892 - I SAID NO DRESSES, MAEVE. 502 00:16:32,925 --> 00:16:36,129 - OH, MY GOD, THERESA, YOU'RE JEALOUS. 503 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,731 - HA! - THAT IS SO SMALL... 504 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:41,668 JUST LIKE MY ASS IN THIS HOT LITTLE DRESS. 505 00:16:41,701 --> 00:16:45,038 [chuckles] WHO'S GOING TO FAT CAMP NOW? 506 00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:49,576 - HEY, I'M SORRY, T. 507 00:16:55,582 --> 00:16:57,517 - * HE IS GATHERED HERE AMONG YOU * 508 00:16:57,550 --> 00:17:00,353 * AT THE CALLING OF YOUR HEARTS * 509 00:17:00,387 --> 00:17:04,224 * REST ASSURED THIS TROUBADOUR * 510 00:17:04,257 --> 00:17:07,060 * IS ACTING ON HIS PART 511 00:17:07,094 --> 00:17:10,230 * THE UNION OF YOUR SPIRITS HERE * 512 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:13,233 * HAS CAUSED HIM TO REMAIN 513 00:17:13,266 --> 00:17:16,436 * FOR WHENEVER TWO OR MORE OF YOU * 514 00:17:16,469 --> 00:17:18,538 * ARE GATHERED IN HIS NAME 515 00:17:18,571 --> 00:17:22,275 * THERE IS LOVE 516 00:17:22,309 --> 00:17:23,543 [trembling] 517 00:17:23,576 --> 00:17:25,878 * EL HOMBRE DEJA SU MADRE * 518 00:17:25,912 --> 00:17:29,749 * Y LA MUJER DEJA SU CASA * 519 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:35,222 * LOS DOS JUNTOS VAN A IR HACERSE UNA PERSONA * 520 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:37,124 THAT MEANS YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE ONE. 521 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:38,225 [crying] 522 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:41,194 [rooster crows] 523 00:17:41,228 --> 00:17:44,264 [sniffling] 524 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,399 YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. 525 00:17:46,433 --> 00:17:49,869 JOHNNY, MAN, I JUST LOVE YOU, MAN. 526 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,572 - I LOVE YOU TOO, BILLY. - THANKS, BILLY. 527 00:17:52,605 --> 00:17:55,642 - IN THE INTEREST OF TIME, I WILL KEEP MY REMARKS BRIEF. 528 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:57,444 WE GATHER TODAY TO WITNESS THE JOINING 529 00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,879 OF TWO LOVING PEOPLE 530 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:03,783 AS THEY EMBARK ON THE JOURNEY OF MARRIAGE. 531 00:18:03,816 --> 00:18:08,087 IT HAS BEEN SAID BY ONE GREATER THAN ME, 532 00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:10,457 "WHEN A DEFINING MOMENT COMES ALONG, 533 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,592 "YOU MUST DEFINE THE MOMENT, 534 00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:16,062 OR THE MOMENT WILL DEFINE YOU." 535 00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:19,266 - ISN'T THAT FROM THE MOVIE BULL DURHAM? 536 00:18:19,299 --> 00:18:21,634 - NO, TIN CUP, WHEN COSTNER'S TALKING TO CHEECH MARIN. 537 00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,270 - NO, IT'S BULL DURHAM. - TIN CUP. 538 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:24,504 - SHH! 539 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:27,440 - "I BELIEVE IN THE HEART. 540 00:18:27,474 --> 00:18:29,442 "I BELIEVE IN THE SOUL. 541 00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:34,447 "I BELIEVE IN LONG, SLOW, DEEP, SOFT, WET KISSES 542 00:18:34,481 --> 00:18:37,417 THAT LAST FOREVER AND EVER." 543 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,519 - THAT'S BULL DURHAM, HORSEFACE. 544 00:18:39,552 --> 00:18:42,088 - [grunting like a horse] 545 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,490 - QUIET. 546 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:45,192 - DO YOU, JIMMY FARRELL... - JOHNNY. 547 00:18:45,225 --> 00:18:47,327 - TAKE THIS WOMAN, THERESA, TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE, 548 00:18:47,360 --> 00:18:49,962 TO HAVE AND TO HOLD AND SO ON AND SO FORTH? 549 00:18:49,996 --> 00:18:52,599 - I DO. - AND DO YOU, THERESA KELLY, 550 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:56,369 TAKE THIS MAN, TOMMY, TO BE YOUR LAWFULLY WEDDED HUSBAND, 551 00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:58,471 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH? 552 00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:02,342 - YES, JOHNNY, I DO. 553 00:19:02,375 --> 00:19:05,378 - IF THERE IS ANYONE AMONGST YOU WHO KNOWS OF ANY REASON 554 00:19:05,412 --> 00:19:08,014 WHY THERESA AND DONNY 555 00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:10,283 SHOULD NOT BE JOINED TOGETHER... [rooster crows] 556 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:13,320 SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE. 557 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,121 - OH, I DO. 558 00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:17,524 THERE'S AN ENTIRE BARN'S WORTH OF FIGHTING BIRDS 559 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,892 LOCKED UP DOWN IN THE BASEMENT 560 00:19:19,926 --> 00:19:21,894 AND A FULLY EQUIPPED COCKFIGHTING RING, 561 00:19:21,928 --> 00:19:24,397 AND YOU, FATHER JULIO, ARE UNDER ARREST. 562 00:19:24,431 --> 00:19:27,033 - AY, DIOS! - WHAT? 563 00:19:28,235 --> 00:19:30,169 - RAMON! 564 00:19:30,203 --> 00:19:32,872 MARICON! - W-W-W-WHOA. 565 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:35,975 - [gasping in pain] - OH, NO, NO! 566 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,877 [concerned chatter] - HEY, BRIAN, GET THE A.E.D. 567 00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:41,180 - OH, OH, OH! AH! - THERE'S NO TIME FOR THAT! 568 00:19:41,214 --> 00:19:42,315 EVERYONE OUT OF THE GODDAMN WAY! 569 00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:44,417 [rooster crows] 570 00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:47,687 [sirens wailing] 571 00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:51,358 - VITAL SIGNS STABILIZING FAST. 572 00:19:51,391 --> 00:19:53,059 - HE'S CONSCIOUS. 573 00:19:53,092 --> 00:19:54,994 - I'M GLAD YOU'RE STILL WITH US, PADRE, 574 00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,496 'CAUSE YOU'RE UNDER ARREST 575 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,765 FOR RUNNING AN ILLEGAL GAMBLING OPERATION. 576 00:19:58,798 --> 00:20:00,233 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, 577 00:20:00,267 --> 00:20:01,668 BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. 578 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,236 - THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THIS PHONE. 579 00:20:03,270 --> 00:20:05,438 I DON'T HAVE BAGS UNDER MY EYES. 580 00:20:05,472 --> 00:20:08,007 - SO WHAT EXACTLY DO WE CALL OURSELVES NOW, HMM? 581 00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:09,276 ENGAGED? 582 00:20:09,309 --> 00:20:12,245 STILL ON A BREAK FROM EACH OTHER? WHAT? 583 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:13,780 - HOW ABOUT ROOMMATES? 584 00:20:13,813 --> 00:20:15,748 - YOU'RE GONNA MOVE IN WITH ME? - MM-HMM. 585 00:20:15,782 --> 00:20:17,584 - YOU CAN COMMIT TO THAT? 586 00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:20,753 - YEAH, 'CAUSE I LOVE YOU. 587 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,422 AND BASED ON THE PRICE OF THAT RING, 588 00:20:22,455 --> 00:20:24,123 I CAN'T REALLY AFFORD TO LIVE BY MYSELF ANYMORE, SO... 589 00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:26,058 - LOOK, SO SHINY. - [laughs] 590 00:20:26,092 --> 00:20:29,396 - I'D SAY VISIT ME IN PRISON... 591 00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:33,466 BUT I'LL PROBABLY BE JUGGLING A FEW GUYS BY THEN. 592 00:20:33,500 --> 00:20:35,635 [siren wailing] 593 00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:38,070 - I DON'T SEE WHAT THE HOOPLA IS ABOUT A RING. 594 00:20:38,104 --> 00:20:40,907 ANYBODY CAN GO TO A MALL AND WALK OUT WITH A RING. 595 00:20:40,940 --> 00:20:42,875 BUT IT TAKES A SPECIAL KIND OF MAN 596 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,778 TO FIND THE SEVERED DIGIT OF A REAL, LIVE PERSON, 597 00:20:45,812 --> 00:20:47,647 CAREFULLY PACKAGE IT UP, CARRY IT ACROSS THE CITY, 598 00:20:47,680 --> 00:20:50,383 AND PRESENT IT AS A GIFT TO ANOTHER REAL, LIVE PERSON, 599 00:20:50,417 --> 00:20:52,719 LIKE YOU DID FOR ME. 600 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:54,954 THAT WAS VERY, VERY DEEP. 601 00:20:54,987 --> 00:20:58,291 IT CREATES A UNIQUE AND LASTING BOND. 602 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:06,165 - YOU KNOW I CAN'T PROCURE YOU ANY MORE BODY PARTS, RIGHT? 603 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,736 - NORTH CICERO'S GONNA BE JAMMED, 604 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,604 SO MAYBE CUT DOWN WEST KINZIE TO SOUTH CENTRAL. 605 00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:13,606 - BABE, I DRIVE FOR A LIVING. I THINK I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING. 606 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,408 - AND I DON'T? 607 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:17,444 CUT DOWN KINZIE. - I'M NOT CUTTING DOWN KINZIE. 608 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:19,446 - OH, I AM GOING TO THROW THIS GODDAMN RING OUT THE WINDOW. 609 00:21:19,479 --> 00:21:20,647 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. - CUT DOWN KINZIE! 610 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:22,615 - I'LL CUT DOWN KINZIE. 611 00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:24,317 THERE. HAPPY NOW? 612 00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:26,853 - YEP. [laughs] - OH, SH--. 613 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,788 IT'S WIDE OPEN. - SUCKER. 614 00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,957 - YOU WERE RIGHT. - TAKE A LEFT ON LARAMIE. 615 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,925 - I WILL. I WAS GONNA. - NO, YOU WEREN'T. 616 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:34,461 - I ALWAYS TAKE A LEFT ON LARAMIE. 617 00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:35,795 - YOU NEVER TAKE LARAMIE. - LARAMIE IS MY STREET. 618 00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:37,296 I SHOWED YOU LARAMIE! - OH, REALLY? 619 00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:39,699 - I'VE KNOWN LARAMIE FOR YEARS. YOU KNOW THAT. 620 00:21:39,732 --> 00:21:41,468 - WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE ALL YOUR STUFF. 621 00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:43,470 WHEN DO YOU WANT TO MOVE? 622 00:21:43,503 --> 00:21:44,837 - I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO ANYMORE. 623 00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:46,439 I'M JUST KIDDING. - YOU'RE AN IDIOT. 624 00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:49,376 [hip-hop music] 625 00:21:49,409 --> 00:21:57,417 * 46149

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