All language subtitles for Sirens.2014.S01E09.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.x264-RCVR_track3_eng

- SPEED KILLS.

YOU HEAR THAT A LOT OUT
IN THE WORLD.

DON'T RUSH. TAKE YOUR TIME.
SPEED KILLS.

BUT IF YOU WANT TO BE AN E.M.T.,
YOU WANT TO BE ONE OF US,

YOU GOT TO LEARN
A DIFFERENT RULE.

SPEED SAVES.

SPEED SAVES.

- NO, SIR.
JESUS SAVES.

- SPEED SAVES.

JESUS HELPS.

- EVERY DAY, WE ANSWER ANYWHERE
FROM 5 TO 15 CALLS.

A LOT OF 'EM ARE JUST WHAT
WE CALL "MILK RUNS."

- OLD LADY GETS MOVED
FROM HER LONG-TERM APARTMENT

INTO LONG-TERM ELDERLY HOUSING.

- A HYPOCHONDRIAC
WITH HEART PALPITATIONS.

TURNS OUT IT'S JUST GAS.

- AND SOMETIMES YOU GOT
THE LIFE-AND-DEATH DEALS--

CAR CRASHES, GUNSHOT VICTIMS,
DRUG OVERDOSES.

EVERY SECOND COUNTS--

EACH ONE LIKE A BOMB
ABOUT TO GO OFF.

NOW, YOU MIGHT THINK
IT'S NOT A PROBLEM

TO DEFUSE ONE
OF THOSE BOMBS,

BUT EVERY TIME YOU DEFUSE ONE,
ANOTHER BOMB POPS UP,

TICKING, WAITING TO EXPLODE.

- TO GIVE YOU AN IDEA OF WHAT
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT HERE,

WE'RE GONNA WALK YOU THROUGH
A SHIFT WE HAD

JUST A FEW WEEKS AGO.

IT STARTED OUT A DAY
LIKE ANY OTHER DAY.

- TOP THREE FIRST LADIES
YOU'D SLEEP WITH IN THEIR PRIME?

- JACKIE KENNEDY,
MICHELLE OBAMA,

AND LAURA BUSH
AS A LIBRARIAN,

IN THE LIBRARY,
IN THE CHRISTIANITY SECTION.

GO.

- BARBARA BUSH.

- BARBARA BUSH?
SHE NEVER HAD A PRIME.

SHE ALWAYS LOOKED LIKE
GEORGE FRICKIN' WASHINGTON.

- EXACTLY, AND GEORGE WAS
A SLAVE OWNER,

SO IT'D BE LIKE A GRUDGE-HUMP...
FOR MY PEOPLE.

- WOULD YOU EVER BLOW
ABRAHAM LINCOLN?

- DANIEL-DAY LINCOLN, YES.

REAL LIFE LINCOLN, NO.

FREEDOM OR NOT,
I DO HAVE SOME STANDARDS.

- I ALWAYS ADMIRED
ROSALYNN CARTER.

SHE WORE VERY SENSIBLE SHOES.

- [laughs]
- [groans]

- WHAT HAPPENED, BUDDY?
- TEAMWORK IS EVERYTHING.

- STERILE SWABS.

- 85.

- WIDE-GAUGE SHARPS.
- 44.

- NARROW-GAUGE SHARPS.
- 30.

- THAT LOW?
BETTER COUNT AGAIN.

- 30.

- VOO.
- ALREADY ORDERING MORE.

- AND FIND A NEW SANDWICH SHOP
IN BUCKTOWN.

- FOUND IT. PUT YOUR ORDER IN
TEN MINUTES AGO.

- ITALIAN BEEF?
- YOU GOT IT.

- MY GIRL.

- IT'S ACTUALLY BIGGER
THAN A TEAM.

SEE, WITH A TEAM,
A GUY CAN DEMAND A TRADE

OR HOLD OUT FOR MORE MONEY,
BUT WITH US,

WHEN A CREW'S BEEN WORKING
TOGETHER LONG ENOUGH,

THEY BECOME
SOMETHING STRONGER.

THEY BECOME A FAMILY.

ONE DOZEN BAVARIAN CREAMS,
LADIES AND GERMS,

FROM CHICAGO'S FINEST GOURMET
DOUGHNUT SHOP--

GLAZED AND INFUSED.

GOOGLE IT, BITCHES.

YEP, THAT'S RIGHT.

THANK YOU, UNCLE JOHNNY.
YOU'RE WELCOME.

BECAUSE THESE ARE THE PEOPLE
WHO HAVE MY BACK...

PEOPLE WITHOUT WHOM
I COULD NOT DO MY JOB...

THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME WANT TO
PUT ON THIS UNIFORM EVERY DAY.

AND I LOVE THESE PEOPLE.
I LOVE THIS FAMILY.

OH!

YOU'VE GOT TO BE SH------ ME.

OKAY, ASSHOLES, WHO TOOK
THE LAST GODDAMN DOUGHNUT?

[hip-hop music]

*

- EVERYONE ON THE TEAM,
EVERYONE IN THE FAMILY,

EVERY E.M.T. ON EVERY RIG,
EACH ONE BRINGS SOME TALENT

THAT CAN HELP SAVE A LIFE.

- WELL, WE KNOW I BRING
THE DOUGHNUTS.

- AND SPEED AND DECISIVENESS

IN CERTAIN LIFE-AND-DEATH
SITUATIONS,

WHICH I REALLY ADMIRE.

- THANK YOU, HANK.
- HUH.

AND THEN I BRING THE MUSCLE.

- AND THE MEDICAL KNOW-HOW.
- OH.

- SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE LIKE
AN E.M.T. ENCYCLOPEDIA.

- [clears throat]

AND WHAT IS IT

THAT YOU GUYS
WOULD SAY THAT I BRING?

- OH, UM...
- OH...

YOU ARE VERY ENTHUSIASTIC.
- YES.

- YES!
YES, I BRING THE ENTHUSIASM.

- AND THE GUM.
- YES, I DO!

I BRING THE GUM.
- YOU BROUGHT THE GUM, RIGHT?

- YES, IT'S A NEW KIND
WHERE THE FLAVOR DOESN'T RUN OUT

BEFORE YOU'VE CHEWED IT
FIVE TIMES.

- GODDAMN FRUIT STRIPE.
- THAT SH-- BIT IT HARD.

- THIS IS, UH--
IT'S SUPPOSED TO LAST FOREVER.

IT'S CALLED TRIPLE TASTE...
- OKAY.

- AND IT LASTS
THREE TIMES LONGER.

- OKAY.

- AND BLAST OFF.

- MMM.

- [laughs]
- WOW.

- IT'S GREAT.
- WELCOME TO FLAVOR COUNTRY.

YEAH, IT'S LIKE
A CHEWABLE FRUIT BASKET.

- THE SECOND ACT--
IS THAT HONEYDEW?

- YEAH, MM-HMM.
MM-HMM.

- LITTLE POMEGRANATE?
- OH, YEAH.

NO, I GOT THE POMEGRANATE
BIG-TIME.

- WE'RE JUST ONE PART
OF THE MACHINERY

THAT KEEPS PEOPLE ALIVE,

AND WE HAVE CONNECTIONS
TO OTHER PARTS

OF THAT MACHINERY.

LIKE, MY FATHER WAS A FIREMAN
FOR THREE DECADES.

MY GIRLFRIEND--
- EX-GIRLFRIEND.

- HOT EX-GIRLFRIEND.

- OH, VERY, VERY HOT.

- MY VERY, VERY,
VERY HOT EX-GIRLFRIEND,

WHO'S STILL
KIND OF MY GIRLFRIEND,

EVEN THOUGH
WE SORT OF BROKE UP,

AND IS NOW BEING OBJECTIFIED
BY MY COWORKERS, BRIAN...

IS A COP.

AND AS YOU CAN IMAGINE,
THAT JOB COMES

WITH SPECIAL STRESSES
ALL ITS OWN.

- [grunts]

[sighs]

- GUN.

- AAH!

- DEALING IN LIFE AND DEATH
ALL DAY

CAN PUT TERRIBLE PRESSURE
ON YOUR PERSONAL RELATIONSHIPS.

- MEXICAN.
- CHINESE.

- NO, MEXICAN.
- COME ON.

I'M CRAVING CHINESE.
- NO!

MY DAY SUCKED.
I NEED GUACAMOLE.

- YOUR DAY SUCKED?

WE HAD TWO HEART ATTACK
VICTIMS TODAY.

- ONE AGGRAVATED ASSAULT,
ONE ATTEMPTED ROBBERY.

- CONSTRUCTION WORKER
WITH A METAL ROD

IMPALED IN HIS NECK,
90 STITCHES.

- I CHASED TWO DRUG DEALERS
5 1/2 BLOCKS.

- THAT'S JUST GOOD CARDIO.

- AND THEY SHOT AT ME.
- THAT'S A LIE.

YOU WOULD HAVE LED WITH THAT.
- OH, BUT THEY COULD HAVE!

- YEAH, BUT BY THAT LOGIC,

YOU'D GET TO PICK DINNER
EVERY SINGLE NIGHT.

YEAH.
- YOU KNOW...

TEQUILA MAKES ME HORNY.
- LIKE I SAID, MEXICAN.

- YOU GOT TO HAVE RESPECT
FOR EACH OTHER

AND RESPECT FOR THE RULES
AND REGULATIONS

AND THE UNWRITTEN RULES.

THERE ARE ALWAYS UNWRITTEN RULES
IN EVERY FAMILY.

- AND JAY CUTLER'S SHOULDER

WILL BE EXAMINED TODAY
BY TEAM DOCTORS

FOR ANY EVIDENCE
OF SERIOUS DAMAGE.

- SH--.
- WE LOSE CUTLER, WE'RE DONE.

- DONE-DONE.

- SO, UH,
DID HE HURT HIS, UH--

- WHOA!
- WHOA!

WHAT THE HELL
YOU THINK YOU DOING?

- I WAS JUST--

- WHO TOLD YOU
YOU COULD SIT THERE?

- IS SOMEBODY SITTING THERE?
both: NO.

- OH, WELL, THEN--

- [laughs]
- HOLY SH--!

- WHAT IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?

- YOU'VE BROKEN
THEIR LITTLE SEATING CHART.

- IT'S NOT A SEATING CHART.
- IT'S A HIERARCHY.

- IT'S A POWER STRUCTURE.

- CASH SITS IN THE CHAIR.

I SIT HERE.
JOHNNY SITS THERE.

THE SPACE BETWEEN US
IS THE NEUTRAL ZONE.

- THE ALL-IMPORTANT
NEUTRAL ZONE.

- WHY DO YOU NEED
A NEUTRAL ZONE?

[laughter]

- WHY DO WE NEED
A NEUTRAL ZONE?

IF YOU HAVE TO ASK WHY WE NEED
A NEUTRAL ZONE,

YOU'RE CLEARLY NOT PART
OF THE POWER STRUCTURE.

- IN TWO YEARS,
IF YOU WORK OUT,

WE MIGHT INVITE YOU TO SIT
ON THE COUCH WITH US.

- MIGHT.
- REALLY?

IS THAT--
IS THAT TRUE, CASH?

- KEVIN, IF YOU SIT
ON THAT COUCH AGAIN UNINVITED,

I WILL SET YOUR FACE ON FIRE.

- BRIAN, YOU CAN COME SIT
OVER HERE WITH US.

ALL THESE CHAIRS ARE OPEN...

EXCEPT I SIT IN THIS ONE
AND DON'T SIT IN THAT ONE.

[groans]

THEY THINK I'M AFRAID
OF THAT COUCH.

IT'S NOT THAT.

I'M AFRAID OF ALL COUCHES...
EVERYWHERE.

- I'M AFRAID OF THAT COUCH.

FIVE YEARS' WORTH OF HANK
AND JOHNNY'S FARTS

STORED UP IN THOSE CUSHIONS.

- HENCE THE NEUTRAL ZONE.
- YEAH.

- REAL POWER DOES NOT LIE

IN THE INANE SEATING SITUATION
YOU HAVE, BOYS.

IT LIES IN MY OFFICE,
BECAUSE I AM THE VOICE OF GOD.

YOU CAN HAVE YOUR COUCH.

I HAVE MY THRONE
AND MY YOGA BALL

FOR WHEN MY SCIATICA ACTS UP.

IT'S A HUMBLING JOB.

WHOEVER YOU ARE WHEN YOU WALK
THROUGH THAT DOOR--

MAN, WOMAN, HOT SH--,
DORK OF ALL DORKS--

ONCE YOU'RE HERE,
YOU ARE JUST ONE OF US,

A COG IN THE MACHINE.

AND THE ONLY THING
YOU ARE JUDGED BY IS...

- YOUR SPEED.
- YOUR ABILITY TO MAKE

SWIFT DECISIONS IN THE FACE
OF CATASTROPHIC EMERGENCIES.

- I SAID
THE SAME THING FASTER.

- YOU HAVE TO BE PREPARED
TO FUNCTION,

EVEN IN THE MIDST OF
THE MOST UNIMAGINABLE HORRORS.

- GUY WHO JUST GOT
OUT OF A CHEMICAL FIRE,

MELTED EYEBALLS DRIPPING
DOWN HIS CHEEKS,

ASKING, "WHO TURNED OUT
THE LIGHTS?"

- THAT IS ONE EXAMPLE.

- TEENAGE GIRL CARRYING
A HOT BOWL OF RAMEN

WIPES OUT
WHILE WALKING DOWN A SET

OF CEMENT
COMMUNITY-COLLEGE STAIRS,

AND YOU HAVE TO GET HER BRAINS
BACK INTO HER SKULL,

BUT NOT THE NOODLES.
- VOO.

- FAT MAN WHO WEIGHS
1,300 POUNDS HAS A HEART ATTACK

AND HAS TO BE TRANSPORTED
TO THE HOSPITAL,

AND YOU GET SIX E.M.T.s
INTO THE FILTHY, RAT-INFESTED

MESS OF AN APARTMENT
TO TRY TO MOVE HIM.

AND FIRST YOU FIND
AN OLD SANDWICH IN A FAT FOLD...

- VAL.

- AND THEN
ONCE YOU ROLL HIM OVER--

- VAL!

- YOU SAID I SHOULD SCARE 'EM.

- MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.

- IT WAS HIS CAT!
[all groan]

- YOU HAVE TO BE PREPARED
FOR ANYTHING.

- YES, ALL RIGHT.

- MOMS ALWAYS SAID,
"IT'S ONLY A MISTAKE, PAPI,

IF YOU DON'T LEARN FROM IT."

AND I TELL YOU, PARTNER,

I WILL NEVER,
EVER FORGET MY GUN AGAIN,

BECAUSE I JUST HAD, LIKE,
A VERY VALUABLE EXPERIENCE,

WHICH IS, LIKE, AWESOME
AND UNFORGETTABLE.

AND NOW I'M READY
TO ROCK AND ROLL, KID!

- [chuckles]

RADIO.

- WHICH BRINGS US BACK
TO OUR TYPICAL DAY.

MOUSSE?
I CALL HIM "MOUSSE"

'CAUSE HE PUTS MOUSSE
IN HIS HAIR.

- IT'S A HAIR NUTRIENT.

- MM-HMM.
- OH.

- WELL, IT WAS A DAY
LIKE ANY OTHER DAY.

WHO ATE ALL THE DOUGHNUTS?

THERE WERE 12 GOURMET
BAVARIAN CREAMS IN THERE.

- I HAD ONE.
- I HAD ONE.

- ONE.
- I HAD ONE.

AND IT WAS
EXTREMELY DELICIOUS,

LIKE PUDDING INSIDE A PILLOW
MADE OF SUGAR.

THANK YOU SO MUCH, JOHNNY.

- YEAH, YOU'RE WELCOME.
THAT'S FOUR.

THAT MEANS THAT THERE'S EIGHT
UNACCOUNTED FOR.

$36, PEOPLE.
THAT'S HOW MUCH I SPENT.

$3 A DOUGHNUT.

- OH, MY GOD.
THAT'S INSANE.

- DID YOU HAVE ONE?

- YES, BUT HAD I KNOWN
THE COST,

I WOULD HAVE EATEN IT
MUCH, MUCH SLOWER.

- THAT'S SEVEN
UNACCOUNTED FOR.

- WHY WOULD YOU SPEND $40
ON DOUGHNUTS?

- BECAUSE YOU GUYS ARE LIKE
A FAMILY TO ME!

SO I SPLURGED ON THE DOUGHNUTS
SO THAT EVERY MEMBER

OF MY FAMILY COULD HAVE
A FANCY-PANTS DOUGHNUT.

AND EVERYONE GOT ONE, RIGHT?
RIGHT? RIGHT? RIGHT?

EXCEPT ME.
I DIDN'T GET ONE.

SO THAT MEANS SOMEBODY--
I DON'T KNOW WHO--

DOUBLE-DIPPED.

- IF YOU WANTED
A DOUGHNUT SO BAD,

WHY DIDN'T YOU HAVE IT
IN YOUR TRUCK

ON THE WAY OVER HERE?

- BECAUSE I THOUGHT
IT WOULD BE NICE

TO EAT IT
WITH MY WORK FAMILY,

WITH THE PEOPLE
THAT I LOVE AND CARE FOR.

I WANTED TO ENJOY
MY GOURMET DOUGHNUT

WITH MY WORK BROTHERS
AND SISTERS.

- I HAD ONE.
THANKS, JOHNNY.

- YEAH, YOU'RE WELCOME.

WHO'S THAT?
- JEREMY, DISPATCH.

- YOU KNOW, YOUR WORK BROTHER.

- DO YOU THINK
THAT HE HAD TWO?

HE LOOKED LIKE HE WAS
KIND OF GUILTY TO ME.

- HEY, GHANDI, YOU'RE UP.
- HEY.

- CARDIAC ARREST
IN WRIGLEYVILLE.

- THIS ISN'T OVER.

STABILIZE
A HEART ATTACK VICTIM,

BOOK IT OVER TO THE HOSPITAL,
CHECK THE GUY IN--

DOESN'T GET MORE TEXTBOOK.

- AMBULANCE 14 RESPONDING.

OUR NEXT CALL HAD
A LITTLE VARIETY.

OLD LADY ON THE SOUTH SIDE
SMELLED BURNT TOAST,

THOUGHT
SHE WAS HAVING A STROKE.

PHANTOM SMELLS--

VERY COMMON SIGN OF STROKE.

- BURNING TOAST--

A VERY COMMON SIGN
OF BEING AN OLD LADY.

AND THAT'S ROUGHLY
OVER HALF THE JOB.

- PIZZA DELIVERY GUYS
WITH BLOOD PRESSURE CUFFS.

- WE PICK YOU UP,
HAUL ASS TO THE HOSPITAL,

AND DROP YOU OFF
IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS.

- TOP THREE DOUGHNUTS
ALL TIME?

- SERIOUSLY?

AFTER THIS MORNING,
YOU WANT TO DO DOUGHNUTS?

- I WANT TO DO DOUGHNUTS.

- GREAT. FINE.
LET'S DO DOUGHNUTS.

UM, TOP THREE.

NUMBER ONE, BAVARIAN CREAM.

UH, NUMBER TWO...
BAVARIAN CREAM.

NUMBER THREE,
BAVARIAN CREAM.

NUMBER FOUR, FIVE, AND SIX,
BAVARIAN GODDAMN CREAM.

- OKAY, YOU'RE VENTING.
NOW, DO YOU WANT TO VENT,

OR DO YOU WANT TO HAVE A SERIOUS
DISCOURSE ON DOUGHNUTS?

- WE CAN'T DO BOTH?
- OKAY.

I'LL GO FIRST.

CHOCOLATE FROSTED,
SUGAR GLAZED, JELLY.

- [laughs]

OH, BAVARIAN CREAM ISN'T EVEN
IN YOUR TOP THREE, HUH?

- NOT EVEN TOP FIVE, BRO--
TOO GOOEY.

- BUT YOU HAD ONE THIS MORNING,
RIGHT, GOO OR NO GOO?

- THEY WERE
THE ONLY DOUGHNUTS THERE.

- DID YOU HAVE TWO DOUGHNUTS?
- I HAD ONE.

- SOMEBODY HAD TWO.

- I HAD ONE GOOEY GOURMET
GODDAMN DOUGHNUT.

NOW, IF THEY HAD BEEN JELLY,
I WOULD HAVE HAD TWO.

OH.

YOU LOOK LIKE YOU WANT
TO DO SOME MORE VENTING.

- BRIAN?
- YES?

- TOP THREE DOUGHNUTS
ALL TIME--GO.

- I'M NOT REALLY
A DOUGHNUT ENTHUSIAST.

- AND YET YOU HAD ONE
THIS MORNING AS WELL.

- ACTUALLY,
I ONLY ATE HALF OF IT.

IT'S TOO FILLING.

- THERE'S NO "I"
IN "CREAM," JOHN.

- IS THERE AN "I"
IN "SHUT UP"?

- NO.
- NO.

- GOOD DAY, BAD DAY,
WE'RE STUCK WITH EACH OTHER.

- WHAT'S GOT YOU SO THOUGHTFUL?
- I HAVE AN ITCH.

I'M TRYING TO DECIDE
IF I SHOULD SCRATCH IT.

- LET US KNOW
WHERE YOU END UP ON THAT.

- IT'S A FEMININE ITCH.

- I DON'T NEED TO KNOW THIS.
- YOU ASKED.

- TECHNICALLY, HE DIDN'T ASK.
I VOLUNTEERED THE INFORMATION.

- STATS, THERE'S NO REASON
TO SUFFER.

WE GOT A WHOLE RIG
FULL OF OINTMENTS BACK THERE.

- WAIT A MINUTE.

IS SHE GONNA BE APPLYING
OINTMENTS RIGHT NOW?

- SHE SAID SHE HAD
A FEMININE ITCH.

- I KNOW WHAT SHE SAID.

- IF YOU HAD A MAN ITCH
THAT REQUIRED AN OINTMENT

AND THE OINTMENT WAS RIGHT HERE
IN THE RIG,

WOULD YOU WAIT
BEFORE APPLYING IT?

- HEY, STATS--
- NO!

DON'T COME BACK HERE, PLEASE!

UH, YEAH.

I FOUND A SPRAY.

IT'S A--

[can spraying]

- OH, MY--

- OOH.

[spraying continues]
OOH!

OOH, IT--
I THINK IT'S BETTER NOW.

OH, I THINK
IT'S REALLY GOOD.

MMM!

MM-HMM.
[grunts]

- * WHOA, WHOA, WHOA

* WHOA, WHOA

* THERESA AND BILLY

* DRIVING IN THE CAR

* GOING TO GET OUR BAD GUYS

* TO--
[groans]

- WHAT?
- FORGOT TO PUT ON SOCKS.

- YOU LOOK MAD.
- DON'T HE LOOK MAD?

- YOU LOOK REALLY MAD.

- I'M SORRY
ABOUT YOUR DOUGHNUTS, MAN.

- WHAT'D YOU DO
WITH THE OTHER HALF?

- SAVED IT IN MY SAFE PLACE.

- SAFE PLACE?
- WHERE'S YOUR SAFE PLACE?

- IF I TELL YOU
WHERE MY SAFE PLACE IS,

IT'S NO LONGER SAFE.
- MM.

YOU GOT TO TREASURE TIMES
LIKE THAT,

BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW
WHEN THEY'RE GONNA END.

[beeping]
- HOLY SH--!

OH, MY--

DRIVE-BY SHOOTING,
MULTIPLE VICTIMS,

CORNER OF WABASH AND 41ST.

ALL UNITS RESPONDING.
ALL UNITS RESPONDING.

- AMBULANCE ONE RESPONDING.
[siren wailing]

- SEE, AT THE EXACT SAME TIME
WE WERE HAVING OUR BORING DAY...

[gunfire, screams]

A COUPLE GANG MEMBERS DECIDE
TO SPRAY THE STREET CORNER

AS PAYBACK
FOR SOME EARLIER SLIGHT.

[sirens wailing]

- 11 BODIES DOWN.

- IT'S A SPECIAL KIND
OF CHAOS--

NOT TOO DIFFERENT FROM WAR,
ACTUALLY.

AND JUST LIKE WAR,
YOU EITHER STEP UP

OR STEP THE HELL
OUT OF THE GODDAMN WAY.

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*

[siren wailing]

- HANDS!
SHOW ME YOUR HANDS!

[siren wails]

[monitor beeping]

- HEY.

- TOP THREE SUPERHEROES, MIKEY,
ALL TIME--

GO!

- HUH?

- TOP THREE SUPERHEROES, MAN.

SUPERMAN, BATMAN?

- I GO BATMAN NUMBER ONE 'CAUSE
HE'S GOT THE COOLEST COSTUME.

I DON'T CARE IF SUPERMAN'S
MADE OF STEEL.

HE'S STILL FLYING AROUND
IN HIS UNDERWEAR, YOU KNOW?

[laughter]

- HEY, YOU KNOW,
HANK DOESN'T LIKE SPIDER-MAN.

- YEAH,
I AM AFRAID OF SPIDERS.

- ME TOO.
- SEE?

- IRON MAN NUMBER THREE.

- OKAY.

- BATMAN NUMBER TWO.

- GOOD.
WHO'S YOUR NUMBER ONE?

- JAY-Z.

- JAY-Z?
- HOW YOU FIGURE THAT?

- BECAUSE NEITHER ONE
OF THEM OTHER GUYS

ARE MARRIED TO BEYONCE.

[laughter]

- YOU'RE A SMART MAN.
YOU'RE A SMART KID.

[laughter]

NICE.

- OUR KID'S GONNA MAKE IT.
- FANTASTIC.

- THANKS TO YOUR BALLS-OUT
DRIVING ABILITIES, BRO.

- I'M JUST DRIVING THE DEAD
UNLESS SOMEONE'S IN THE BACK

DOING GOD'S WORK.

- SPEAKING OF WHICH,
TALKED TO THE OTHER UNITS.

FOUR VICTIMS D.O.A.

- DAMN IT.

- OUR MOM'S GONNA BE FINE.

- SHE LOST A LOT OF BLOOD,
BUT SHE'S STABILIZING NOW.

- THANK GOD FOR THAT.

57 SECONDS.
[spits]

ONE MORE BRAND
OF BULLSH---ASS GUM.

- ALL GUM IS BULLSH--.

- KNOW WHAT'S NOT BULLSH--?

PIZZA.

YOU GUYS WANT SOME PIZZA?

YOU DESERVE SOME PIZZA.

DON'T WORRY, DOUGHNUT BOY.
I'LL PAY.

- HEY, BRIAN,
YOU GO BACK TO THE DEPOT

WITH STATS AND VOODOO
IN THEIR RIG.

WE'LL PICK UP THE PIZZA
IN OURS.

- YEAH, IT WAS A LONG DAY.

AND IN THE END, IT WAS A DAY
FULL OF LAUGHTER AND HEARTACHES

AND MIND-MELTING STRESS
AND PRESSURE.

THAT DAY WAS A BITCH.

BUT WE WOULDN'T HAVE IT
ANY OTHER WAY.

HOLY SH--!
IT'S TYRANNY.

- UGH.

[whispering]
BREAKTHROUGH.

I'M NOT AFRAID
OF THE COUCH ANYMORE.

- THAT'S NICE, STATS.

- THANK YOU.

- OH, I'M SORRY, GUYS.

WE WERE ALL SO TIRED.
- I'M NOT SORRY.

IT WAS MY IDEA.
- LISTEN...

IF ANYBODY DESERVED TO UPSET
THE POWER STRUCTURE TODAY,

IT'S YOU FOUR.

YOU DONE DAMN GOOD BY ME
AND THE CITY.

NOW, LET'S GO OUT IN THE GARAGE
AND EAT THESE PIZZAS.

- YOU'RE NOT GONNA KICK MAC
OUT OF YOUR CHAIR?

- YOU EVER SEEN MAC WHEN SHE'S
BEEN WOKEN UP UNEXPECTEDLY?

SHE MAKES MY COMMANDING OFFICER
IN THE SERVICE

LOOK LIKE
GOLDIE FRICKIN' HAWN.

- IS THAT A BAVARIAN CREAM
ON HER CHEST?

- NO.

THAT'S HER BAVARIAN CREAM
ON HER CHEST.

- [snorts]

- AH!
[mutters]

[sighs]

[indistinct chatter]

EH.

[hip-hop music]

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