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He's a fake. It's just a trick.
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Do not be envious of thy
neighbor's gatherings.
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It's not the bowl you want.
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Believe in yourself and you will
receive all the riches you need.
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The net is unbelievable.
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It's like having the world's
biggest store right on your desk
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and you can shop for anything at any time.
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It's like this gigantuous mall.
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I am telling you, you've got to try it.
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Like you can even take your own photo
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and put it into the computer
and then try on clothes.
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I swear to God , it's amazing.
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Look, no.
I am not exactly sure how it works.
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But you should see how
cool stuff looks on me.
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Particularly, the pastels.
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Except for cucumber.
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Totally sucks.
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Makes me look like I have
malaria or something.
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Yeah, I have to get that.
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Gotta go.
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I am all ears.
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I am here to see Professor Sydney Fox.
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She is in class.
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I see.
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You, a new student?
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No, no, I am actually...
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Well, I am her new teaching assistant.
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Aha...
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After such a secluded education in
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Cambridge, you can imagine how nervous I was
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to get a position in America.
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Silly to you, I am sure.
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Obviously,
once I got here I was quite released.
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Is there anything I should know?
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You must be Nigel.
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Your demonstration was
so wonderfully unusual.
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Was it the Maori or the...
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or the Shawnees Indians.
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Oh! It's actually a composite
of several travel cultures
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that embody similar methods of killing.
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The most important thing at
the beginning of the term is
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to get the students
excited about history and
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hungry for more.
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Well, right.
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Otherwise history becomes
just an exercise in memorizing
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things from books.
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Blaine wants to see you.
Said he will meet you on the quad.
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On my way.
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And that would be you following her now.
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Blaine is?
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Curator of the museum.
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Lots of laughs.
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Robert!
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Sydney!
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This is my new teaching assistant,
Nigel Bailey.
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What's this about?
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They are from a village in Nepal.
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They are positive that you can
help them find the Buddhist bowl.
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The alms bowl Siddhartha threw away. Mm-hmm.
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They claim to know where it is.
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Traveled 10,000 miles just to see you.
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Will talk to nobody else.
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I'll take my leave then.
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Is there...
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any thing I should know?
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We have discovered an ancient map.
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We now know the exact location of the bowl.
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One hundred and fifty years ago,
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the people of Kushinagar,
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where we are from
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The place where Buddha died?
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Are building a monument.
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We want to put Buddha's
bowl in a place of honor.
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as a testament to his teachings.
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I...really would like to help you, but--
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The people of the village
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collected these.
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Why did Buddha throw it away in first place?
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To begin more trouble than it was worth.
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It was believed to have
never run out of coins.
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Every time it was empty, it filled up again.
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I don't understand the problem.
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Do you mean to say that you
are actually going to...
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I mean...
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Now...traveling for the purpose of--
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It's like Lumbini.
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She is.
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Lumbini Gardens, Nepal.
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Really?
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Some sort of fish.
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Golden Koi.
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And so are you.
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Chan! Look at this.
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I have to know Chan and pardon me for
saying this but you are in deep doo-doo.
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I mean you have taken this trading company
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that has been in your family for--
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for generations...
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and managed to single handedly
because of your lust for fancy cars
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and expensive women or is it
fancy women and expensive cars,
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and managed to sink into oblivion.
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That's not true.
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Oh really! Come off it, Chan.
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It's nearly beyond life support.
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Now I know it and you know it.
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The only person who doesn't know it yet...
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is your father.
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And Thank God
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because it would really break his heart
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I'll get it back.
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You and how many gone ifs?
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I on the other hand
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know a way for you to bring
it back from the dead.
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Get it back in a big way.
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Not interested.
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All right.
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Suit yourself, Chanie.
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Hello!
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Yes, Father.
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I know this isn't what you were expecting.
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Not exactly.
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I just thought when I checked yes for travel
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on the job application form
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more or less an occasional
lecture in Boston or something.
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Not that I am not intrigued by being here,
I mean...
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The end of the world
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but on my first day.
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And...then I met your assistant Claudia.
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She certainly didn't let on
there'd be anything more than that.
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I mean, she doesn't share your love
of history unless it can be poems.
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It is unfortunate.
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Her father is a friend of the
college that's why she is there.
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Her love of history begins
and ends with Marilyn.
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Monroe? Manson.
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Lovely girl, I am sure.
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You are gonna like the hunt, Nigel.
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I can tell.
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Once we get to Lumbini,
finding the gardens shouldn't be difficult.
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Lumbini Gardens.
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It sounds peaceful. Doesn't it?
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If the map is correct,
the Golden Koi is in here somewhere.
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You look around here and I
will see what is downstairs.
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Right.
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The Koi!
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Gotta go.
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Hey! Wait a minute.
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You can't leave yet. I'm just
starting to get ahead a little, here.
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You?
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Sweet cheeks!
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Sweet cheeks?
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Never mind.
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You have the Koi, don't you?
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What? You mean this little old thing?
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You don't think I just came
down here for my health, do you?
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I mean, this isn't exactly Bermuda, is it?
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How did you get here?
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Well, these three weirdos villagers
from Kushinagar came by...
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and they showed me this little map
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Then they tried to hire me... with about
20 bucks worth of worthless tokens.
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Can you imagine?
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Let go off me.
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Stewie. You cockroach.
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Sydney! They are calling the authorities.
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I could go to jail.
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Imagine what jail's like around here?
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There goes the Koi.
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And my watch.
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What's he saying?
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We are screwed.
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You are gonna be all right?
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Water, please?
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Can one of you get us some water.?
Can't you see how upset she is?
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It's gonna be all right.
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I'll get it myself.
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Come on! Let's go!
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The next stop once we had the
Koi would have been Bodhgaya.
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I'm sure that's where he's going.
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Why does he call you sweet cheeks?
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It's not important.
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Michael!
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I just thought you should know.
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There's been increasing
interest in the company.
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Really?
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That's good news , Father.
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I trust the profit and loss
statements are up to date.
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Absolutely.
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Good.
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I 'd like you to prepare the
entire financial package for me.
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Right away.
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Michael!
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Don't worry. I got the Koi.
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I don't understand.
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It's a long story, you will have to trust me.
The Koi is the key.
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The Koi is the key?
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Yes, sir.
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Give me a ticket to Bodhgaya.
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Let's get on the train.
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Get out of these things.
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When we get to Bodhgaya,
we will find a nice hotel.
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Have a bath.
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and a glass of water
whatever they call wine.
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In interpreting the tree bark...
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it seems to me that the Koi
was just one of the many.
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Really? Yes, there were several.
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Which would mean?
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One is not enough.
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It's all part of a mosaic.
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But Stewie has the Koi.
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Yes and he knows,
we know that he has the Koi.
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I know, he knows, we know.
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And he knows, I know he knows.
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I am not sure, I am following this.
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Point is we have to be on guard.
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Operate on the basis he can be any where.
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That's where I think you are the best,
sweet cheeks.
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Hello there! Kimoasabes.
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Perhaps you can help me.
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Do any of you know what this means?
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What its used for?
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This...
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Koi.
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Yes.
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It's supposed to be from this area.
Many of them.
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Does it ring a bell?
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You should forget about it.
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Oh, yeah?
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And why is that?
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It is best you do not know.
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But you should forget you saw it.
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Look.
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If it's money, you guys want.
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I am fresh out of beads, you know.
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Hey!
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What about this?
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Very expensive.
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Very expensive. Look!
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Multi time zones.
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Yeah.
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You can keep that, Kimosabes.
All you got to do is
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tell me about this Koi.
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It's the key.
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All right, which one of you is going
to step up and part with the goods,huh?
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I will.
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Like you said, the Koi is the key.
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Water!
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The fountain holds the answer.
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Water?
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Yes!
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Excuse me but...
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the watch , you see, is actually mine
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and it was stolen in Lumbini.
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Fountain holds the answer.
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Right!
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It's not even a fish pond here.
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Well, it can't be this fountain.
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Why not?
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Well,
this fountain is relatively new and the one
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we are looking for would have been
built well over two hundred years ago.
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Right.
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There's got to be another fountain.
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That's better.
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Seven Koi will never be.
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What do you mean?
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An odd number, completely unlucky,
just would never be.
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Now what?
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I have no idea.
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You all right?
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Fine.
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Fine.
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Let's go.
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Nigel!
271
00:23:51,130 --> 00:23:52,431
No, I am fine. Not a problem.
272
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:53,933
Nigel!
273
00:23:54,934 --> 00:23:58,471
Beetles! Aah! Aah!
274
00:24:34,674 --> 00:24:36,909
This is not exactly what I bargained for.
275
00:24:36,943 --> 00:24:40,179
Going through the guide, the Bodhi tree
should be just over the next ridge.
276
00:24:57,797 --> 00:24:58,798
This is it.
277
00:25:01,868 --> 00:25:04,003
If this is it, then where is the Buddha?
278
00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:06,873
I don't know.
279
00:25:19,118 --> 00:25:20,252
Now what?
280
00:25:21,688 --> 00:25:22,689
I don't know.
281
00:25:27,426 --> 00:25:29,161
We've come to a dead end.
282
00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:31,998
Looks that way.
283
00:25:43,810 --> 00:25:45,578
This is the right spot, I am sure of it.
284
00:25:46,779 --> 00:25:49,081
Maybe we should go back
and talk to the guides.
285
00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:52,018
Get up! What?
286
00:25:52,051 --> 00:25:54,086
- Get up!
- What is it?
287
00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:58,557
We couldn't find the Buddha because
it was right under our noses.
288
00:25:58,591 --> 00:26:00,026
We were sitting on him.
289
00:26:01,460 --> 00:26:03,429
The whole bloody place is the Buddha.
290
00:26:03,462 --> 00:26:05,064
Fallen over.
291
00:26:05,097 --> 00:26:06,966
The bowl must be somewhere inside.
292
00:26:06,999 --> 00:26:08,467
And getting inside?
293
00:26:09,468 --> 00:26:11,604
That's what the eye meant.
294
00:26:11,638 --> 00:26:14,607
Buddha taught that the third
eye was the way into our souls.
295
00:26:14,641 --> 00:26:15,775
Our inner beings.
296
00:26:15,808 --> 00:26:16,809
The eyes!
297
00:26:17,376 --> 00:26:18,678
The eyes...
298
00:26:39,031 --> 00:26:43,970
Look, I... have got to get out of here.
299
00:26:44,003 --> 00:26:45,672
Okay? Me go.
300
00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:50,342
All right?
301
00:26:50,743 --> 00:26:52,178
What gives?
302
00:26:52,211 --> 00:26:54,380
An offering is required for your release.
303
00:26:55,715 --> 00:26:56,949
An offering?
304
00:26:56,983 --> 00:26:57,984
That is correct.
305
00:26:58,384 --> 00:27:00,619
Uh...look
306
00:27:00,653 --> 00:27:03,422
Do you know who I am, Kimosabe? Huh?
307
00:27:29,548 --> 00:27:30,582
The third eye.
308
00:27:30,616 --> 00:27:32,351
Repository of all knowledge.
309
00:27:32,384 --> 00:27:33,686
Can't see a thing!
310
00:27:59,545 --> 00:28:01,781
All right. So it was a different eye.
311
00:28:10,122 --> 00:28:11,958
I think you got rid of them.
312
00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:15,227
Better to have the bugs on the outside
than to have them inside,Tarzan.
313
00:28:24,670 --> 00:28:26,072
All right! All right!
314
00:28:26,105 --> 00:28:29,275
Look! Just give me a second
I am going to call my boss
315
00:28:29,308 --> 00:28:33,212
and I will have him wire me some bucks,
okay?
316
00:28:39,218 --> 00:28:40,219
Cell phone!
317
00:28:43,555 --> 00:28:47,326
You can call people.
Anybody, anytime, anywhere
318
00:28:48,327 --> 00:28:49,328
No wires.
319
00:28:50,496 --> 00:28:53,232
Just a lot of exorbitant roaming charges.
Hey!
320
00:28:54,666 --> 00:28:55,768
Cell phone!
321
00:28:56,435 --> 00:28:58,437
Nokia 6100 digital
322
00:28:58,470 --> 00:28:59,471
with voice enhancement.
323
00:29:00,039 --> 00:29:01,073
Look!
324
00:29:01,107 --> 00:29:03,876
You tell me where they are and it's yours.
325
00:29:13,820 --> 00:29:14,821
It's enormous.
326
00:29:22,528 --> 00:29:23,796
The bowl could be anywhere.
327
00:29:24,831 --> 00:29:26,598
I think the Buddha will give us a sign.
328
00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:34,506
Oh!
329
00:29:35,875 --> 00:29:38,244
We are obviously not the
first to come looking for it.
330
00:29:39,111 --> 00:29:40,646
Just hope we are more successful.
331
00:30:11,410 --> 00:30:14,847
Buddha teaches the way to Nirvana is
through moderation, not abstinence.
332
00:30:14,881 --> 00:30:16,916
Partaking not denying
333
00:30:16,949 --> 00:30:18,717
which is why his belly is so large.
334
00:30:19,718 --> 00:30:21,553
Well, we'll find the bowl in the belly?
335
00:30:22,021 --> 00:30:23,022
Convinced of it.
336
00:30:26,893 --> 00:30:28,260
Roaches!
337
00:30:39,505 --> 00:30:41,773
Ugh! All over the place.
338
00:30:41,807 --> 00:30:45,411
They are just roaches, Sydney.
I hate roaches.
339
00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:48,847
Well, granted, they're not very pleasant,
but they are just bugs.
340
00:30:48,881 --> 00:30:51,050
They are not bugs. They are roaches.
341
00:30:51,083 --> 00:30:52,484
Nobody likes roaches.
342
00:30:52,518 --> 00:30:54,887
Even people who like snakes,
don't like roaches.
343
00:30:56,923 --> 00:30:58,457
There must be hundreds of them.
344
00:30:58,490 --> 00:31:01,527
Your imagination is getting the better
of you. There aren't that many of them.
345
00:31:21,713 --> 00:31:24,583
You see,
we have made our way past the worst of them.
346
00:31:29,055 --> 00:31:30,222
What's that?
347
00:31:31,157 --> 00:31:32,391
I can't make it out.
348
00:31:36,628 --> 00:31:38,397
Ugh! Ugh!
349
00:31:39,431 --> 00:31:41,000
Let's just get through them fast
350
00:31:41,033 --> 00:31:43,202
There must be another way through.
351
00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:46,072
This is the only way to
the belly of the Buddha.
352
00:31:46,105 --> 00:31:48,507
Well! Well!
Having problems there, sweet cheeks?
353
00:31:48,540 --> 00:31:50,342
What did you expect Mahatma Gandhi!
354
00:31:51,210 --> 00:31:52,511
Mind if I play through?
355
00:31:53,045 --> 00:31:54,446
Roaches, huh?
356
00:31:56,515 --> 00:31:57,883
You should see my apartment.
357
00:32:24,810 --> 00:32:25,811
Stewie, stop!
358
00:32:26,745 --> 00:32:28,047
What? What is it?
359
00:32:28,080 --> 00:32:29,748
Don't take another step.
360
00:32:29,781 --> 00:32:30,882
Remember kuranda?
361
00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:32,284
Kuranda?
362
00:32:33,485 --> 00:32:34,786
Spikes in the wall.
363
00:32:34,820 --> 00:32:36,522
Nasty, weren't they? Yeah.
364
00:32:38,424 --> 00:32:40,392
You really do care about me, huh?
365
00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:43,295
Must not get carried away now.
366
00:32:43,329 --> 00:32:45,164
Still want you to...
367
00:32:45,197 --> 00:32:47,499
well, you know...
368
00:32:47,533 --> 00:32:49,935
Wait a minute!
I thought you said there were spikes.
369
00:32:49,968 --> 00:32:51,570
I didn't say anything about spikes.
370
00:32:51,603 --> 00:32:53,705
I just asked if you remembered Kuranda.
371
00:33:29,541 --> 00:33:31,110
Remember, Bangladesh?
372
00:33:31,143 --> 00:33:32,144
Yeah, right!
373
00:33:34,113 --> 00:33:35,147
What the hell was that?
374
00:33:36,348 --> 00:33:39,051
I tried to warn you, sweet cheeks.
It was Burundi.
375
00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:40,486
I lose track.
376
00:34:00,906 --> 00:34:02,508
Siddhartha's bowl!
377
00:34:21,427 --> 00:34:24,396
Listen, Sydney, what are we fighting about?
378
00:34:24,430 --> 00:34:26,165
Why don't we just split it?
379
00:34:26,198 --> 00:34:28,367
'cause it's not for sale.
It is a priceless relic.
380
00:34:30,202 --> 00:34:31,837
Oh my God!
381
00:34:38,043 --> 00:34:39,044
Great! Now what?
382
00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:40,812
We figure a way out.
383
00:34:43,014 --> 00:34:44,015
Now what?
384
00:34:55,394 --> 00:34:57,329
I have a confession to make , sweet cheeks.
385
00:34:57,363 --> 00:34:58,697
Why do you keep calling her that?
386
00:34:58,730 --> 00:35:00,332
It's not important.
387
00:35:00,366 --> 00:35:02,601
It started in Constantinople.
388
00:35:02,634 --> 00:35:03,635
Singapore!
389
00:35:04,203 --> 00:35:05,237
I lose track.
390
00:35:05,271 --> 00:35:06,738
We don't need to hear the story.
391
00:35:06,772 --> 00:35:09,275
We were looking for the jade tiger.
We were in a field
392
00:35:09,308 --> 00:35:12,878
and she had to , you know,
go behind the bushes
393
00:35:12,911 --> 00:35:15,714
And while she was,
you know, behind the bushes
394
00:35:15,747 --> 00:35:17,983
a wasp decided to take a
siesta in her breeches.
395
00:35:18,684 --> 00:35:20,186
When she pulled them up
396
00:35:20,219 --> 00:35:22,688
it must have got a little
claustrophobic for the wasp
397
00:35:22,721 --> 00:35:26,692
How many times did it bite your ass?
Twenty, thirty,forty, fifty times?
398
00:35:27,893 --> 00:35:30,862
Anyway we didn't have any
salve or ointment or anything?
399
00:35:30,896 --> 00:35:31,897
One of the guides
400
00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:33,799
had some marmalade.
401
00:35:34,633 --> 00:35:35,934
Surprisingly soothing.
402
00:35:38,270 --> 00:35:39,371
All I wanted...
403
00:35:40,372 --> 00:35:42,341
was a nice little teaching job.
404
00:35:42,374 --> 00:35:43,609
You had a confession?
405
00:35:44,343 --> 00:35:45,677
Yeah.
406
00:35:45,711 --> 00:35:48,514
Look, since it looks like we
all going to bite it here.
407
00:35:48,547 --> 00:35:50,549
I just wanted to set the record straight.
408
00:35:51,883 --> 00:35:52,884
Okay.
409
00:35:54,786 --> 00:35:56,288
I am a schmuck.
410
00:35:57,223 --> 00:35:59,491
I am a big schmuck.
411
00:35:59,525 --> 00:36:01,693
I know that's not earth shattering news
412
00:36:01,727 --> 00:36:05,497
but wanted you to know Syd,
that I really enjoyed working with you.
413
00:36:05,531 --> 00:36:07,499
I mean it, it's been a lot of fun.
414
00:36:08,600 --> 00:36:09,601
Thanks, Stewie.
415
00:36:10,602 --> 00:36:11,603
That's it.
416
00:36:13,472 --> 00:36:14,940
Thanks Stewie.
417
00:36:14,973 --> 00:36:16,675
It's nice. Yeah, well...
418
00:36:19,845 --> 00:36:21,980
Anybody know any good dying songs?
419
00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:23,181
A lever!
420
00:36:23,215 --> 00:36:24,516
A lever?
421
00:36:24,550 --> 00:36:25,651
A stone lever!
422
00:36:26,785 --> 00:36:28,420
What do you think it means?
423
00:36:28,454 --> 00:36:29,855
May be opens the door.
424
00:36:29,888 --> 00:36:31,423
or releases the sand.
425
00:36:41,667 --> 00:36:43,635
We are not going with the flow.
426
00:36:43,669 --> 00:36:45,371
No, we are not. We definitely are not.
427
00:36:45,404 --> 00:36:46,905
What flow? There is no flow.
428
00:36:46,938 --> 00:36:49,275
We are ignoring one of the
basic teachings of Buddhism.
429
00:36:49,308 --> 00:36:51,009
Are we? What exactly would that be?
430
00:36:51,042 --> 00:36:52,744
Not to resist.
431
00:36:52,778 --> 00:36:54,246
That's what I told you in Rio.
432
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,048
That is your answer?
Not choose your solution?
433
00:36:57,082 --> 00:37:01,420
To fight against pain and
fear is to be defeated by it.
434
00:37:01,453 --> 00:37:02,488
To accept it
435
00:37:02,521 --> 00:37:04,155
is to conquer it.
436
00:37:05,824 --> 00:37:07,025
Close your eyes and relax.
437
00:37:07,459 --> 00:37:08,494
Oh, sure!
438
00:37:08,527 --> 00:37:09,695
Breathe deeply.
439
00:37:11,997 --> 00:37:12,998
Breathe!
440
00:37:17,068 --> 00:37:18,970
You know, I hate to say this but
441
00:37:19,004 --> 00:37:20,606
not resisting is not working.
442
00:37:23,174 --> 00:37:24,710
I must say, I'll have to agree.
443
00:37:26,445 --> 00:37:28,447
Aah! We are missing something.
444
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:29,948
Yes, a way out.
445
00:37:29,981 --> 00:37:30,982
Vibrations!
446
00:37:32,050 --> 00:37:33,385
Sound waves!
447
00:37:33,419 --> 00:37:34,420
Sound waves?
448
00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:38,424
Maybe if we can make the walls oscillate
449
00:37:38,457 --> 00:37:40,892
the vibrations will move the handle
450
00:37:40,926 --> 00:37:42,127
Oh, sure!
451
00:37:42,160 --> 00:37:43,161
A chant!
452
00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:45,196
Meditate and chant!
453
00:37:45,831 --> 00:37:47,098
as loud as you can.
454
00:37:49,134 --> 00:37:51,036
Om mm!
455
00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:00,912
Louder!
456
00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:15,927
It's moving!
457
00:38:22,734 --> 00:38:24,202
We did it. It's working.
458
00:38:40,686 --> 00:38:41,920
What happened to the bowl?
459
00:38:41,953 --> 00:38:43,321
I have the bowl.
460
00:38:45,724 --> 00:38:47,893
We always knew,
that someday someone would come.
461
00:38:49,294 --> 00:38:52,998
It is important that the bowl
goes to someone of great need.
462
00:38:53,031 --> 00:38:55,901
I want to return the bowl
to it's rightful place.
463
00:38:55,934 --> 00:38:59,438
The villagers of Kushinagar are
building a monument to Buddha.
464
00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:01,272
They want to place it there.
465
00:39:01,306 --> 00:39:02,774
It is the final resting place.
466
00:39:04,109 --> 00:39:06,144
A tribute to his memory
and what he stood for.
467
00:39:07,312 --> 00:39:08,614
Chan!
468
00:39:09,314 --> 00:39:10,716
You come for the bowl as well?
469
00:39:12,283 --> 00:39:13,585
Yes.
470
00:39:13,619 --> 00:39:14,620
What is your need?
471
00:39:16,555 --> 00:39:19,257
I needed to make the money I have
lost in my family's business.
472
00:39:19,991 --> 00:39:20,992
For personal gain.
473
00:39:22,394 --> 00:39:23,395
Yes, it is.
474
00:39:24,863 --> 00:39:25,864
Loser!
475
00:39:37,242 --> 00:39:38,243
Yes.
476
00:39:42,514 --> 00:39:43,515
I don't understand.
477
00:39:45,116 --> 00:39:46,552
His need was greater.
478
00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:52,891
It's not working.
479
00:39:53,925 --> 00:39:55,561
It is.
480
00:39:55,594 --> 00:39:58,664
The bowl like Buddha gives to
those what they need the most.
481
00:39:59,498 --> 00:40:01,166
You needed not to work.
482
00:40:02,033 --> 00:40:04,470
What are you talking about?
483
00:40:04,503 --> 00:40:07,205
Perhaps you need to face up
to the truth of your actions.
484
00:40:11,843 --> 00:40:13,879
I have to face my father.
485
00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:16,147
That is precisely what you needed.
486
00:40:24,523 --> 00:40:27,626
Michael! Wait, wait!
487
00:40:29,127 --> 00:40:30,128
Michael!
488
00:40:42,107 --> 00:40:43,241
Guard it well.
489
00:40:44,275 --> 00:40:45,276
I will.
490
00:40:50,081 --> 00:40:52,618
Please wait up! Whoa!
491
00:40:52,651 --> 00:40:54,720
Wait up! Where is my money?
492
00:40:54,753 --> 00:40:57,055
I don't owe you any money.
The bowl doesn't work.
493
00:40:57,088 --> 00:40:58,524
Well, that's not my fault.
494
00:40:58,557 --> 00:41:00,926
I got you the bowl. You owe me.
495
00:41:00,959 --> 00:41:04,029
Listen, Michael! Maybe they just
don't know how to use the bowl.
496
00:41:04,062 --> 00:41:06,064
Maybe you got to rub it.
I think you got to rub it.
497
00:41:06,632 --> 00:41:08,333
Are you okay?
498
00:41:08,366 --> 00:41:09,367
Me? Fine.
499
00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:11,537
Perfect.
500
00:41:11,570 --> 00:41:12,804
You do this a lot?
501
00:41:12,838 --> 00:41:13,872
Not often enough.
502
00:41:13,905 --> 00:41:15,340
What do you think?
503
00:41:15,373 --> 00:41:18,043
To be honest,
I found the whole experience rather daunting.
504
00:41:19,410 --> 00:41:20,846
Is it good or bad?
505
00:41:21,580 --> 00:41:22,581
I don't know.
506
00:41:23,148 --> 00:41:24,616
It did cost me a watch.
507
00:41:29,521 --> 00:41:31,489
How did it...
508
00:41:31,523 --> 00:41:34,225
Hear what the man said?
The bowl gives you what you need.
509
00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:41,432
But I don't need the watch.
510
00:41:41,466 --> 00:41:43,401
But you needed to know that you didn't.
511
00:41:43,434 --> 00:41:45,136
Now that you have it back, you do.
512
00:41:49,875 --> 00:41:51,643
It's gonna be like this a lot, isn't it?
513
00:41:53,645 --> 00:41:55,146
You ain't seen nothing, yet?
514
00:42:10,095 --> 00:42:11,196
How is it going?
515
00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:12,864
Not bad.
516
00:42:13,999 --> 00:42:15,333
What happened?
517
00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:17,268
I got a little carried away.
518
00:42:17,302 --> 00:42:19,571
This online shopping is dangerous.
519
00:42:19,605 --> 00:42:21,640
Trust me,Claudia,
you don't know what dangerous is.
520
00:42:21,673 --> 00:42:23,241
Oh! Yes, I do.
521
00:42:23,274 --> 00:42:26,011
I am gonna have to return
half of this stuff.
522
00:42:43,261 --> 00:42:45,597
Remember those coins, the villagers gave me.
523
00:42:45,631 --> 00:42:47,032
Yes.
524
00:42:47,065 --> 00:42:48,900
Since he didn't get any money from Chan,
525
00:42:48,934 --> 00:42:51,637
I sent them to Stewie as a joke.
526
00:42:51,670 --> 00:42:54,840
One of them turned out to be a lost
Taxila from the fourth century.
527
00:42:55,707 --> 00:42:56,708
It was worth a fortune.
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