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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:40,067 --> 00:00:43,400 # Squeal if you want to # 2 00:00:43,400 --> 00:00:46,233 # You shouldn't have to think that hard # 3 00:00:46,733 --> 00:00:49,733 # It could be rocks and it could be glue # 4 00:00:49,733 --> 00:00:53,533 # It could be anything anything # 5 00:00:53,533 --> 00:00:56,733 # And I heard about your vacation # 6 00:00:56,733 --> 00:01:00,300 # Because I saw it on the TV station # 7 00:01:00,300 --> 00:01:03,667 # You came down, down, down... # 8 00:01:03,667 --> 00:01:09,033 # Down, down, down... down like a dive-bomb # 9 00:01:34,633 --> 00:01:38,400 # Comes down, down, down... # 10 00:01:38,900 --> 00:01:40,900 # Like a dive-bomb. # 11 00:01:50,800 --> 00:01:54,133 Dear, Boney D. Here are your test results. 12 00:01:57,633 --> 00:02:01,400 # Down, down, down like a dive-bomb. # 13 00:02:05,400 --> 00:02:08,900 Well, should there be a prayer or something? 14 00:02:08,900 --> 00:02:11,900 Quiet, you. Todd, you okay? 15 00:02:11,900 --> 00:02:14,900 Piece of cake. We can do this. 16 00:02:18,300 --> 00:02:20,667 All right, let's go. On three. 17 00:02:23,133 --> 00:02:25,133 - One. - One. 18 00:02:25,633 --> 00:02:27,133 - Two... - One... 19 00:02:27,633 --> 00:02:29,633 Two... three. 20 00:02:38,133 --> 00:02:40,633 - Are you happy? - Yes! 21 00:02:42,133 --> 00:02:44,633 - Faber? - Man, they really seal these things. 22 00:02:45,133 --> 00:02:46,633 Give me that. 23 00:02:50,133 --> 00:02:52,133 - I don't believe it. - Perfect scores. 24 00:02:52,133 --> 00:02:54,633 - You got perfect scores. - Oh, man. 25 00:02:56,633 --> 00:02:59,133 I guess I test well. 26 00:02:59,633 --> 00:03:00,633 Yes. 27 00:03:02,133 --> 00:03:05,133 You know what this means, don't you? 28 00:03:05,133 --> 00:03:07,133 A big screw up a SAT Central? 29 00:03:07,133 --> 00:03:08,633 Free refills? 30 00:03:09,133 --> 00:03:12,633 No, we can all be in Boston together. 31 00:03:13,133 --> 00:03:14,133 Would you like that? 32 00:03:14,633 --> 00:03:17,633 Me and you, Boston... alone? 33 00:03:21,633 --> 00:03:23,133 Sounds a little hectic. 34 00:03:32,133 --> 00:03:35,600 How come you never return my calls? 35 00:03:43,600 --> 00:03:45,600 MAN: All right, just close your text books. 36 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:48,100 Ladies and Gentlemen... 37 00:03:48,100 --> 00:03:51,600 Calculus is not for wimps. 38 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:54,600 28% of you did not pass the mid-term. 39 00:03:54,600 --> 00:03:59,100 Miss Natatio, shake the dust out of your skull. 40 00:03:59,600 --> 00:04:04,600 Mr. Buchanan, I've seen squirrels score higher on tests. 41 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:09,100 Mr. Faber, knock it off, you're making everyone look bad. 42 00:04:13,600 --> 00:04:15,600 Mr. Boomer... 43 00:04:18,600 --> 00:04:22,600 You were flying high, but you hit an air pocket. 44 00:04:22,600 --> 00:04:23,600 Excuse me, Mr. Mueller? 45 00:04:23,600 --> 00:04:26,100 Did you fall asleep at the controls? 46 00:04:26,100 --> 00:04:29,100 Is there terriorion involved? 47 00:04:29,100 --> 00:04:32,600 You're going down in flames. See me after class. 48 00:04:32,600 --> 00:04:35,100 ( Bell Rings ) 49 00:04:35,100 --> 00:04:38,100 Don't forget, have your parents sign those and return them to me. 50 00:04:38,100 --> 00:04:41,600 You know the drill. Have a nice day. 51 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:50,600 You wanted to see me, Mr...? 52 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:57,600 You can take your form back. I won't be recommending you for Harvard. 53 00:04:58,100 --> 00:05:02,100 What? Mr. Mueller, it was one bad grade. 54 00:05:02,100 --> 00:05:04,600 17 thousand excellent students apply there every years. 55 00:05:05,100 --> 00:05:08,600 86% don't get in. You do the math. 56 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,100 Up until now I've had great grades. 57 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:14,100 Up until now it's been little league. 58 00:05:14,100 --> 00:05:16,600 I'll try harder. I'll bring my grade up. 59 00:05:16,600 --> 00:05:19,600 Well, I won't hold my breath. 60 00:05:21,100 --> 00:05:23,600 Close the door on your way out. 61 00:06:08,100 --> 00:06:09,100 ( Screams ) 62 00:06:13,100 --> 00:06:15,100 Good one. 63 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:18,100 I'm sorry. 64 00:06:20,100 --> 00:06:23,100 Sometimes you just got to scream, you know? 65 00:06:23,100 --> 00:06:25,100 I know how you feel. 66 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,100 ( Shouting ) 67 00:06:36,100 --> 00:06:38,600 How was that? 68 00:06:40,100 --> 00:06:41,600 Miss...? 69 00:06:54,100 --> 00:06:56,600 Hi, guys. Isn't this great? 70 00:06:57,100 --> 00:07:00,100 Another Kim O'Brien Halloween extravaganza. 71 00:07:00,600 --> 00:07:02,100 The rules are: No beer, no drugs... 72 00:07:02,100 --> 00:07:04,100 - No sex. - Oh, right, of course. 73 00:07:04,600 --> 00:07:06,600 You know I just have to say it. There's beer in the fridge. 74 00:07:07,100 --> 00:07:09,100 Those are the three selling points that got us here. 75 00:07:09,600 --> 00:07:10,600 I'm gonna go say "hi" to Jen. 76 00:07:11,100 --> 00:07:13,600 Remember, we must dance. Don't forget. 77 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:16,100 - I'll see you later. - Bye. 78 00:07:19,100 --> 00:07:23,100 You look "Super" tonight, Kim. 79 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:25,100 Thanks. 80 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:28,600 Oh, my God. Brad, Tanya. 81 00:07:30,600 --> 00:07:33,600 "Super". I said, "Super." 82 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:34,600 Yes, you did. 83 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:37,100 I don't know what's wrong with me... 84 00:07:37,100 --> 00:07:39,600 every time I get around a girl like 85 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,600 I turn into Greg Brady with better hair. 86 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:43,600 # ...I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese # 87 00:07:43,600 --> 00:07:45,100 # I really think so # 88 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:52,100 - Do you want to dance? - Yes, yes. 89 00:07:52,100 --> 00:07:54,600 - Great. - Oh, God. 90 00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:08,100 NUN: Paul? Paul, I'm over here. 91 00:08:14,100 --> 00:08:17,100 Paul? Where are you going? 92 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:31,600 Why do we come to these things, anyhow? 93 00:08:31,600 --> 00:08:36,067 I don't know. I guess to appreciate it more when were alone. 94 00:08:36,067 --> 00:08:41,467 Mr. Smooth. Let's go up to the park. 95 00:08:41,467 --> 00:08:43,933 There's something I want to show you. 96 00:08:43,933 --> 00:08:44,933 - Oh, no. - Come on. 97 00:08:44,933 --> 00:08:47,433 Don't make me. Twist my arm. 98 00:08:54,433 --> 00:08:57,933 - So? - So, how about another poem? 99 00:08:58,433 --> 00:08:59,933 - Okay. - Okay. 100 00:08:59,933 --> 00:09:02,933 Are you still cold? If you are we could go back. 101 00:09:03,433 --> 00:09:05,933 No, this is nice. 102 00:09:07,433 --> 00:09:08,933 I mean. 103 00:09:23,933 --> 00:09:25,433 What are you doing? 104 00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:27,933 - I'm ready. - What? 105 00:09:28,433 --> 00:09:30,933 - I thought... - You've out to-- Todd. 106 00:09:32,933 --> 00:09:35,333 I'm sorry. 107 00:09:35,333 --> 00:09:36,767 Just... let's go. 108 00:09:40,167 --> 00:09:41,167 Paul? 109 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:45,850 Paul? 110 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:50,000 - Oh, there you are. - Oh, God. 111 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:53,000 I've been looking for you. Where are you going? 112 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:02,500 Thank God. I can't talk now, I'm being chased by a nun. 113 00:10:03,000 --> 00:10:04,500 Drive. 114 00:10:13,900 --> 00:10:17,900 - So, you and Kirsten... - No, mission scrubbed. 115 00:10:17,900 --> 00:10:20,900 - What happened? - I pulled out a condom. 116 00:10:22,400 --> 00:10:24,900 I thought they wanted us to use condoms. 117 00:10:24,900 --> 00:10:26,900 I mean I pulled it out too early. 118 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:31,900 - There's a time limit? - I guess so. 119 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:35,633 RADIO ANNOUNCER: 101.7 KFNX Boston. 120 00:10:37,633 --> 00:10:39,133 Oh, yes, another exciting evening. 121 00:10:46,633 --> 00:10:48,633 - Did you see that? - Yeah. 122 00:10:48,633 --> 00:10:52,100 - We're going back. - Are you insane? 123 00:10:52,100 --> 00:10:56,100 Probably. At least we'll have something to do. 124 00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:04,600 Wow! Look at that. 125 00:11:04,600 --> 00:11:06,600 Yeah, a '66 Corvette Stingray. 126 00:11:06,600 --> 00:11:08,933 Shh, shh! 127 00:11:11,233 --> 00:11:13,967 - Hi, you need some help? - Are you guys cool? 128 00:11:18,233 --> 00:11:22,100 - Yeah, we're cool. - Yeah. 129 00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:25,600 Wait, you are the guy from the reservoir. 130 00:11:25,600 --> 00:11:29,100 Yeah, hi. You want to hop in? 131 00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:30,833 Thanks. 132 00:11:32,267 --> 00:11:36,233 What reservoir? Is there a reservoir I'm supposed to know about? 133 00:11:53,133 --> 00:11:56,133 What kind of asshole doesn't carry a spare tire? 134 00:11:57,133 --> 00:12:00,133 - I don't know. - I think it was a rhetorical question. 135 00:12:02,133 --> 00:12:05,133 Thanks for stopping. I'm Vicky. 136 00:12:05,133 --> 00:12:07,633 Hi, I'm Todd. This is Fader. 137 00:12:08,133 --> 00:12:12,133 Hey, that has got to be just about the neatest car. 138 00:12:13,133 --> 00:12:15,133 Yeah, well. It's my husband's. 139 00:12:17,633 --> 00:12:21,133 If you're cold, there's a jacket back there you can wear. 140 00:12:21,133 --> 00:12:23,133 Oh, yeah, thanks, 141 00:12:23,633 --> 00:12:26,133 I got wet standing out there. 142 00:12:29,633 --> 00:12:33,633 - Can we take you anywhere? - Where you going? 143 00:12:35,133 --> 00:12:38,133 - Nowhere. - Nowhere. 144 00:12:38,633 --> 00:12:41,600 Me too, nowhere. 145 00:12:44,600 --> 00:12:46,600 Okay, fine. 146 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,600 Thank you. 147 00:12:53,100 --> 00:12:54,100 - Here you are. - Thanks. 148 00:12:56,100 --> 00:12:57,600 Your lobster. 149 00:12:58,100 --> 00:12:59,600 This is not right. 150 00:13:00,100 --> 00:13:02,100 There's something very weird going on here. 151 00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:04,600 By weird, you mean we're hanging out with a gorgeous woman... 152 00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:07,100 - then yes, this is weird. - Exactly. 153 00:13:09,100 --> 00:13:10,100 Woo... whoo. 154 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:14,100 Well, they're sending a tow truck in about an hour. 155 00:13:14,100 --> 00:13:16,567 Oh, great. Excellent. 156 00:13:20,533 --> 00:13:24,033 So, what were you guys doing, just cruising the night? 157 00:13:24,033 --> 00:13:27,400 We were down at the beach, at this "shindig." 158 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,900 "Shindig?" "Shindig?" 159 00:13:30,400 --> 00:13:32,400 When did you start channeling Dick Clark? 160 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:35,900 I don't usually say "shindig" it's just... 161 00:13:35,900 --> 00:13:37,400 He doesn't. 162 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,900 I don't think I've ever said "shindig." 163 00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:41,900 He hasn't. I can vouch for him. 164 00:13:42,900 --> 00:13:44,900 You guys. 165 00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:47,567 You want to order some food and we'll drive you over later? 166 00:13:47,567 --> 00:13:50,533 Oh... yeah. 167 00:13:54,533 --> 00:13:55,253 Peggy. 168 00:13:57,533 --> 00:14:00,033 So, what does one do at these "shindigs?" 169 00:14:00,533 --> 00:14:02,533 It's kind of been awhile for me. 170 00:14:02,533 --> 00:14:05,533 There's a lot of anxiety reiection. 171 00:14:05,533 --> 00:14:07,967 It's "super." 172 00:14:08,467 --> 00:14:10,467 Are you okay? 173 00:14:10,467 --> 00:14:11,967 Ice cream headache. 174 00:14:11,967 --> 00:14:14,467 He gets them all the time. 175 00:14:30,967 --> 00:14:32,933 I'm sorry. I just love ice cream. 176 00:14:32,933 --> 00:14:34,933 I haven't had it ages. 177 00:14:37,433 --> 00:14:39,933 Vicky, what do you do? 178 00:14:41,433 --> 00:14:44,433 I'm kinda between things right now. 179 00:14:45,933 --> 00:14:49,933 Music, studying, sculpting. 180 00:14:49,933 --> 00:14:53,933 Sculpting? Yeah, mostly metal work. 181 00:14:53,933 --> 00:14:56,433 Kind of a hobby of mine. 182 00:14:56,433 --> 00:14:57,933 Cool. 183 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:01,933 Yes... yes... 184 00:15:01,933 --> 00:15:03,933 He did it. 185 00:15:06,433 --> 00:15:09,433 Great. Let's go. Sorry. 186 00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:16,000 - And eleven cents. Thanks. - Thanks. 187 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:19,500 Shouldn't you at least let us get the TIP or something? 188 00:15:19,500 --> 00:15:21,000 If you want to. 189 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,500 ( Counting to Himself ) 190 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,000 About $2.75. 191 00:15:25,500 --> 00:15:29,000 Oh, dude, she dusted you. 192 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:32,433 Math degree University of Vermon. Very useful. 193 00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:38,067 Math degree? 194 00:15:44,133 --> 00:15:47,633 TODD: So, do you know anything about calculus? 195 00:15:48,133 --> 00:15:49,633 Yeah. 196 00:15:52,133 --> 00:15:56,133 See, I tanked this mid-term... 197 00:15:56,133 --> 00:16:00,633 and if I don't pass this course my life is basically over with. 198 00:16:01,133 --> 00:16:03,633 Come on, I'm sure that's not true. 199 00:16:03,633 --> 00:16:05,133 No, it's true. 200 00:16:05,633 --> 00:16:08,633 Gees, Todd, I could help you with calculus. 201 00:16:10,133 --> 00:16:12,133 Uh... sorry, guys... 202 00:16:12,133 --> 00:16:14,133 ...squirrel. 203 00:16:27,133 --> 00:16:29,633 Well, here he is. 204 00:16:30,133 --> 00:16:32,133 Do you need us to follow you or anything? 205 00:16:32,133 --> 00:16:35,133 No, I'm fine. Really. 206 00:16:37,133 --> 00:16:40,467 I was really having a bad night there for a while... 207 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,600 ...but you... 208 00:16:43,600 --> 00:16:46,100 ...you're... anyway. 209 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:50,600 I should go. Thanks for all your help. 210 00:16:51,100 --> 00:16:52,567 Bye, Fader. 211 00:16:53,067 --> 00:16:54,567 Bye. 212 00:17:06,333 --> 00:17:08,933 - Amazing. - Totally amazing. 213 00:17:12,933 --> 00:17:14,933 Vicky... 214 00:17:17,933 --> 00:17:20,433 ...about calculus. 215 00:17:20,433 --> 00:17:23,400 You think I could get some help? 216 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:25,400 I... 217 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:29,333 Please, I don't have much time left. You'd be saving my life. 218 00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:34,333 I... I'll think about it. 219 00:17:34,333 --> 00:17:36,833 Yeah? Great, thanks. 220 00:17:37,833 --> 00:17:42,333 Call me, I'm listed. Last name's Boomer, two Os. 221 00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:45,333 Okay, good night. 222 00:17:51,833 --> 00:17:54,333 - Boomer with two Os. - As in "moron." 223 00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:57,167 Yeah, as in "moron." 224 00:18:21,867 --> 00:18:25,267 Trick or treat. Where in the hell were you? 225 00:18:43,967 --> 00:18:46,267 It's kinda late, isn't it? 226 00:18:46,767 --> 00:18:49,400 Why are you still up? 227 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:52,333 It's not the best day of your academic career. 228 00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:58,333 I mean, I don't know what to say. 229 00:18:59,833 --> 00:19:01,633 I'm disappointed. 230 00:19:01,633 --> 00:19:03,800 I'm-- I'm angry. 231 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:08,667 And I'm sad... that the one thing you've worked so hard for... 232 00:19:09,167 --> 00:19:12,233 ...is just, it's slipping right through your fingers. 233 00:19:12,633 --> 00:19:15,700 - Dad, it's just one-- - Let me finish. 234 00:19:17,667 --> 00:19:20,567 We've worked so hard for this... 235 00:19:20,567 --> 00:19:22,267 ...and Harvard is there. 236 00:19:22,733 --> 00:19:25,200 On a platter, it's just waiting for you... 237 00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:27,067 and you're just blowing it. 238 00:19:27,567 --> 00:19:30,233 I know. That's why I should get a tutor. 239 00:19:32,733 --> 00:19:34,567 What did you say? 240 00:19:34,567 --> 00:19:36,767 Dad, I've got to kiss ass on this course, right? 241 00:19:36,767 --> 00:19:38,500 I should get some help. 242 00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,200 You're going to get a tutor? 243 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:44,933 That's great. That's great. I'll help you get one. 244 00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:47,567 Actually, I've got it taken care of. 245 00:19:49,300 --> 00:19:50,600 You did? 246 00:20:16,100 --> 00:20:17,600 Hi... 247 00:20:18,600 --> 00:20:21,100 Thanks for meeting me here. 248 00:20:22,600 --> 00:20:25,600 The answers to your math final... 249 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:29,600 are hidden somewhere on my body. 250 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,100 Find them. 251 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:39,100 That's my wife, punk. 252 00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:58,833 What is this, olive loaf? 253 00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:01,333 Yes, Weasel, this is olive loaf. 254 00:21:02,833 --> 00:21:03,833 Cake. 255 00:21:07,333 --> 00:21:10,833 Well, finally hit the wall with my mom. 256 00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:12,833 She drives me insane. 257 00:21:12,833 --> 00:21:14,800 I'm going to move out to that cabin in back. 258 00:21:14,800 --> 00:21:16,300 Cabin? 259 00:21:16,300 --> 00:21:18,800 Faber, that's not a cabin, that's a tool shed. 260 00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:21,800 You realize this. You'll be sleeping with Weed B Gone. 261 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,300 Banana. 262 00:21:28,300 --> 00:21:30,800 So, have you spoken to Kirsten? 263 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:35,300 No. But guess who called. 264 00:21:36,767 --> 00:21:38,267 She called? 265 00:21:38,267 --> 00:21:39,767 She called. 266 00:21:40,267 --> 00:21:42,267 - Who called? - Nobody. 267 00:21:49,267 --> 00:21:52,267 Um... I was thinking about the other night. 268 00:21:52,267 --> 00:21:54,767 Yeah, me too. I'm sorry about that. 269 00:21:54,767 --> 00:21:58,267 No, I'm sorry. I think I overreacted a little bit. 270 00:21:58,767 --> 00:22:01,767 Oh, no. Everything's cool. 271 00:22:02,267 --> 00:22:03,767 Really? 272 00:22:03,767 --> 00:22:06,267 I guess I just need a little more time. 273 00:22:09,267 --> 00:22:11,267 Time is good. 274 00:22:13,767 --> 00:22:17,267 But, not too much time, okay? 275 00:23:05,733 --> 00:23:09,233 But that is what therapy is for. 276 00:23:09,233 --> 00:23:12,233 No, Ellen, I disagree. 277 00:23:12,233 --> 00:23:16,233 I think it does qualify as a cold. 278 00:23:16,733 --> 00:23:18,233 ( Doorbell Rings ) 279 00:23:18,233 --> 00:23:20,733 - I'll get it. - I got it. 280 00:23:26,233 --> 00:23:29,233 - Hello. - Hi, Mr. Boomer? 281 00:23:29,233 --> 00:23:32,233 Yes. Whatever it is you're selling, I'll buy... 282 00:23:32,733 --> 00:23:34,733 ...or give generously to. 283 00:23:36,733 --> 00:23:40,167 Actually, I'm Todd's tutor, Vicky. 284 00:23:40,667 --> 00:23:43,167 - You're Todd's tutor? - Uh-huh. 285 00:23:45,667 --> 00:23:47,167 Come in. 286 00:23:51,167 --> 00:23:54,167 Suddenly I understand the world so much better. 287 00:23:54,667 --> 00:23:57,667 Elaine, come meet Todd's tutor. 288 00:23:58,167 --> 00:23:59,167 Coming. 289 00:23:59,667 --> 00:24:02,167 - Hi, Todd. - Hi. 290 00:24:03,667 --> 00:24:07,667 Vicky, could I ask you to take a seat for a second? 291 00:24:07,667 --> 00:24:09,167 - Sure. - Great. 292 00:24:09,167 --> 00:24:09,887 Elvis? 293 00:24:13,667 --> 00:24:15,667 Ellen, if you checked yours if in... 294 00:24:15,667 --> 00:24:17,667 ...you can check yourself out. 295 00:24:17,667 --> 00:24:19,667 I'll be right with you. 296 00:24:19,667 --> 00:24:22,167 Does she know anything about calculus 297 00:24:22,667 --> 00:24:24,667 or are you just going to take the $50 an hour... 298 00:24:24,667 --> 00:24:27,667 - ...and have a party? - She's got a degree. 299 00:24:27,667 --> 00:24:30,167 I don't know. Here, give it to her. 300 00:24:30,667 --> 00:24:32,667 All right. 301 00:24:34,667 --> 00:24:39,167 Vicky, would it be okay if I asked you a question of two... 302 00:24:39,167 --> 00:24:42,167 just to make sure you're up on this material? 303 00:24:42,667 --> 00:24:44,667 ( Softly ) He's going to ask her a question or two. 304 00:24:49,667 --> 00:24:52,167 Okay. If 3A over five represents the change in force... 305 00:24:52,167 --> 00:24:54,167 ...applied to a moving object... 306 00:24:54,167 --> 00:24:57,167 ...what equation represents its momentum? 307 00:24:58,667 --> 00:25:00,167 Hold on, Ellen. 308 00:25:02,667 --> 00:25:04,167 Dad... 309 00:25:06,667 --> 00:25:09,667 Three fifths times the integral of A. 310 00:25:14,167 --> 00:25:16,667 Okay. We're going to be late for dinner. 311 00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:19,167 You guys have fun. 312 00:25:19,167 --> 00:25:22,167 I guess I was expecting someone... 313 00:25:22,167 --> 00:25:24,667 a little more mature. 314 00:25:24,667 --> 00:25:27,467 Are you kidding? Todd is going to work his butt off... 315 00:25:27,467 --> 00:25:29,467 to impress a woman like that. 316 00:25:29,967 --> 00:25:32,333 Do you really think she's that attractive? 317 00:25:32,833 --> 00:25:36,500 For me, no. But I'm just thinking from Todd's perspective. 318 00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:38,667 She's older, she's more sophisticated... 319 00:25:39,167 --> 00:25:40,667 ...and that can be very appealing, if... 320 00:25:41,167 --> 00:25:44,167 if you go for that sort of thing. 321 00:25:44,167 --> 00:25:47,533 I don't go for that sort of thing. 322 00:25:51,033 --> 00:25:53,533 Okay, I thought we'd start off with your last test 323 00:25:53,533 --> 00:25:55,033 and see what went wrong. 324 00:25:55,033 --> 00:25:56,533 # This is how it all begins... # 325 00:25:56,533 --> 00:25:59,533 - What are you doing? - I'm sure I've got this. 326 00:25:59,533 --> 00:26:01,533 # a simple look across a room... # 327 00:26:01,533 --> 00:26:03,033 ( Music Continues ) 328 00:26:07,533 --> 00:26:10,533 I have no idea what you just said. 329 00:26:17,033 --> 00:26:19,033 Exactly. 330 00:26:19,033 --> 00:26:21,533 Do you have anything to drink? 331 00:26:22,033 --> 00:26:24,533 Sure, let's see what we have. 332 00:26:25,033 --> 00:26:26,033 Yeah. 333 00:26:26,533 --> 00:26:30,533 We've got lemonade and chocolate milk... 334 00:26:30,533 --> 00:26:34,033 Would scotch be possible? 335 00:26:36,533 --> 00:26:39,533 Scotch would be so possible just one second. 336 00:26:40,033 --> 00:26:41,533 Thanks. 337 00:26:44,533 --> 00:26:49,033 So what else do you do, Todd Boomer, with two Os? 338 00:26:49,033 --> 00:26:51,533 I don't know... drawing. 339 00:26:53,033 --> 00:26:56,033 I draw a comic for the school paper. 340 00:26:56,533 --> 00:26:59,033 - Really. - Maybe it sounds a little silly. 341 00:27:02,100 --> 00:27:04,100 No, it sounds great. 342 00:27:05,600 --> 00:27:08,600 What? I'm not supposed to be up here? 343 00:27:08,600 --> 00:27:12,100 Oh, no. Stay, please. 344 00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:16,100 - Here. - Thanks. 345 00:27:24,100 --> 00:27:25,600 ( Buzzer Sounds ) 346 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,600 Oh, that's my meat. My meat loaf, I mean. 347 00:27:28,600 --> 00:27:31,100 Oh, I should let you have your dinner. 348 00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:34,100 No, no. I'm not going to eat any of it. 349 00:27:34,100 --> 00:27:37,600 I mean, there's no meat in it... it's just loaf. 350 00:27:39,100 --> 00:27:42,600 No, actually, I should get home. 351 00:27:42,600 --> 00:27:45,100 Are you really leaving? 352 00:27:45,100 --> 00:27:47,600 Yes, I'm really leaving, Todd. 353 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:51,600 Well, thanks for you help. 354 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:54,600 Sure. 355 00:27:54,600 --> 00:27:58,600 It kinda felt good to be... um... 356 00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:01,600 You know, I'm just glad I could help. 357 00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:06,033 So, why don't you give me a call after you finish the next chapter. 358 00:28:06,033 --> 00:28:08,533 All right? 359 00:28:16,433 --> 00:28:18,933 There's only three things I need to survive. 360 00:28:18,933 --> 00:28:22,433 My computer, tunes and food. 361 00:28:22,933 --> 00:28:25,933 And women. 362 00:28:25,933 --> 00:28:27,933 Hey, women will make the list someday... 363 00:28:28,433 --> 00:28:32,433 ...as soon as I learn to speak without my tongue inflating. 364 00:28:34,433 --> 00:28:36,933 - So, come on. What happened? - We did calculus. 365 00:28:37,433 --> 00:28:38,933 And that's it? 366 00:28:38,933 --> 00:28:41,933 Yeah. It was probably the best calculus ever. 367 00:28:41,933 --> 00:28:44,733 It made me want to have a cigarette afterwards. 368 00:28:45,133 --> 00:28:47,367 Ooh, I love what you've done with the place. 369 00:28:47,367 --> 00:28:49,367 Bite me. 370 00:28:49,367 --> 00:28:51,867 WOMAN'S VOICE: Paul, where are you, Paul? 371 00:28:51,867 --> 00:28:53,367 God! 372 00:28:53,367 --> 00:28:55,833 Please, get in here right now! 373 00:28:55,833 --> 00:29:00,833 Note the beauty of the fully- integrated tool shed audio system. 374 00:29:01,833 --> 00:29:02,833 ( Music Blares ) 375 00:29:04,333 --> 00:29:06,333 Paul, turn that music down, please. 376 00:29:10,333 --> 00:29:12,600 Paul, get in here. 377 00:29:13,933 --> 00:29:16,767 ( Shouting ) Paul. 378 00:29:16,767 --> 00:29:20,267 Mr. Bodine, trolling the murky depths. 379 00:29:20,267 --> 00:29:23,767 Mr. Freed, bottom feeding, again. 380 00:29:23,767 --> 00:29:27,767 Mr. Fader, smooth sailing, as always. 381 00:29:28,267 --> 00:29:31,267 Mr. Boomer, getting the wind back in your sails. 382 00:29:31,267 --> 00:29:34,767 Mr. McAdams, failing. 383 00:29:34,767 --> 00:29:36,767 # Give me laughing gas... # 384 00:29:37,267 --> 00:29:39,267 # Give me novocaine... # ( Phone Rings ) 385 00:29:39,767 --> 00:29:41,767 # Give me fast release... # 386 00:29:41,767 --> 00:29:44,267 # Ease the pain... # 387 00:29:44,267 --> 00:29:46,267 ( Phone Still Ringing ) 388 00:29:52,767 --> 00:29:54,267 ( Turns Music Down ) 389 00:29:55,267 --> 00:29:58,767 - Hello. - Vicky, it's Todd. 390 00:29:58,767 --> 00:30:02,767 - Hi, how are you? - Excellent. 391 00:30:02,767 --> 00:30:05,767 We got an 89 on this week's quiz. 392 00:30:05,767 --> 00:30:06,517 We? 393 00:30:07,267 --> 00:30:09,767 Yeah, we're in this together, right? 394 00:30:11,267 --> 00:30:12,767 Okay. 395 00:30:14,267 --> 00:30:17,767 So, you think you could come by late? 396 00:30:17,767 --> 00:30:20,767 - Tonight? - Please, I'll drown without you. 397 00:30:21,267 --> 00:30:22,767 We're talking Titanic here. 398 00:30:24,267 --> 00:30:26,767 Okay, how about 6:00? 399 00:30:26,767 --> 00:30:29,267 Great. I'll see you later. 400 00:30:32,767 --> 00:30:34,267 - Hey. - Hi. 401 00:30:34,767 --> 00:30:36,267 - How goes it? - It goes good. 402 00:30:36,767 --> 00:30:39,767 Ooh, look at that. So I guess the tutor's working out. 403 00:30:40,267 --> 00:30:42,267 - Yeah, she's great. - Yeah? 404 00:30:42,267 --> 00:30:44,267 Actually, she's really hideous. 405 00:30:44,267 --> 00:30:46,267 Really ugly, fat. Got that white foam stuff. 406 00:30:46,267 --> 00:30:48,767 - That's gross. - But she's effective. 407 00:30:48,767 --> 00:30:50,767 Well, that's what counts. ( Bell Sounds ) 408 00:30:50,767 --> 00:30:53,267 Oh, I've got to go to history. 409 00:30:53,267 --> 00:30:55,767 Well, those who fail to go to history... 410 00:30:55,767 --> 00:30:57,767 ...are doomed to repeat it. 411 00:30:57,767 --> 00:31:00,267 Exactly. Don't forget it's "diner night" tonight. 412 00:31:00,267 --> 00:31:03,767 I can't make it. I gotta keep crankin', you know. 413 00:31:05,267 --> 00:31:07,267 Is something wrong? 414 00:31:07,767 --> 00:31:08,767 Why? 415 00:31:09,767 --> 00:31:13,733 I don't know. You seem kinda off. 416 00:31:13,733 --> 00:31:17,567 I'm sorry. I'll try to get on a little more. 417 00:31:17,567 --> 00:31:21,567 I promise. It's just-- Man with a mission. 418 00:31:26,067 --> 00:31:27,467 ( Knocking ) 419 00:31:29,400 --> 00:31:30,900 Yes? 420 00:31:32,400 --> 00:31:33,400 Hi. 421 00:31:34,400 --> 00:31:36,767 Are you ready for your next lesson? 422 00:31:38,400 --> 00:31:40,400 My parents are downstairs. 423 00:31:40,900 --> 00:31:42,300 Oh, yeah. 424 00:31:50,033 --> 00:31:51,533 ( Ringing ) 425 00:31:55,033 --> 00:31:56,533 Hello? 426 00:31:56,533 --> 00:32:00,033 Chowder head, you are... not here. 427 00:32:00,533 --> 00:32:02,533 Where are you? It's "diner night." 428 00:32:02,533 --> 00:32:05,033 Sorry, I can't make it. Vicky's coming over. 429 00:32:05,033 --> 00:32:07,033 Didn't Kirsten tell you? 430 00:32:07,033 --> 00:32:10,033 She's not here. Guess I'm not the main attraction. 431 00:32:10,033 --> 00:32:13,033 Well, maybe I can stop by later. 432 00:32:20,533 --> 00:32:24,033 I think maybe you should stop one medication before you start another. 433 00:32:24,033 --> 00:32:26,033 ( Doorbell Ringing ) 434 00:32:26,033 --> 00:32:28,533 Just a sec. 435 00:32:29,533 --> 00:32:32,033 Todd's tutor is here. 436 00:32:34,033 --> 00:32:36,533 MR. BOOMER: Hey, there you are. 437 00:32:36,533 --> 00:32:39,533 Do you like hockey? There's a great game coming on. 438 00:32:39,533 --> 00:32:42,533 I don't know much about it. 439 00:32:42,533 --> 00:32:45,033 Well, sit down, I'll explain the whole thing to you. 440 00:32:45,533 --> 00:32:48,533 Jack is forgetting that Vicky is here to work with Todd. 441 00:32:48,533 --> 00:32:51,033 Right, right. He's upstairs. 442 00:32:51,033 --> 00:32:54,500 - It's probably quieter up there. - I'll go find him. 443 00:32:54,500 --> 00:32:56,867 She's a nice girl, huh? 444 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:03,700 ( Knocking ) 445 00:33:05,700 --> 00:33:08,700 - Hi, is this cool? - Yeah. 446 00:33:08,700 --> 00:33:11,700 I didn't know you were coming up. 447 00:33:12,700 --> 00:33:15,700 Wow! Wild room. 448 00:33:15,700 --> 00:33:19,200 Thanks. Have a seat. I'll get a chair. 449 00:33:23,200 --> 00:33:25,533 These are great. 450 00:33:25,533 --> 00:33:28,000 - You did these? - Yeah. 451 00:33:28,500 --> 00:33:30,500 You're very good. 452 00:33:31,000 --> 00:33:34,500 - Do you like 'em? - Yeah. Especially this one. 453 00:33:38,500 --> 00:33:41,000 Here, take it. 454 00:33:41,000 --> 00:33:43,500 Yeah? Thanks. 455 00:33:52,000 --> 00:33:54,000 Here's your stack, Faber. 456 00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:57,000 - Thanks, Hank. - You bet. 457 00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:02,500 Guess who. 458 00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:06,000 Cindy Crawford, you came back to me. 459 00:34:06,500 --> 00:34:10,500 Well, it's just me. Sorry to disappoint you. 460 00:34:10,500 --> 00:34:13,000 I'm thrilled. I didn't think you'd make the trip. 461 00:34:13,500 --> 00:34:15,467 Are you kidding? Of course. 462 00:34:15,967 --> 00:34:17,900 I thought maybe without Todd. 463 00:34:17,900 --> 00:34:22,400 I guess he's all wrapped up in his calculus thing, right? 464 00:34:22,900 --> 00:34:25,900 Yeah... he's obsessed. 465 00:34:28,900 --> 00:34:32,900 So, next time we'll start with the new stuff. 466 00:34:32,900 --> 00:34:35,400 Do you think you could give me a ride to the diner? 467 00:34:35,900 --> 00:34:39,400 Um... sure, I owe you one. 468 00:34:42,900 --> 00:34:45,400 - You made this? - Yeah. 469 00:34:45,900 --> 00:34:48,400 I'd like to see the rest of your work. 470 00:34:48,900 --> 00:34:51,400 I don't really show my art. 471 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:54,833 Can it really be considered art it you don't show it to anybody? 472 00:34:54,833 --> 00:34:57,333 Isn't that more like library or something? 473 00:34:57,833 --> 00:34:59,333 You're right... 474 00:34:59,833 --> 00:35:02,233 I'll think about it. 475 00:35:10,267 --> 00:35:13,267 I don't know, I get around someone, I can't-- 476 00:35:13,267 --> 00:35:17,267 I mean, I'd like to impress like Kim, and... 477 00:35:17,767 --> 00:35:21,267 my brain just fills with trail mix, you know? 478 00:35:21,267 --> 00:35:23,767 - I just can't do it. - Oh, come on. 479 00:35:24,267 --> 00:35:26,267 Don't worry about Kim, You'll do fine. 480 00:35:26,767 --> 00:35:29,167 Yeah, it's different with you, you're... 481 00:35:32,167 --> 00:35:33,167 Anyway... 482 00:35:33,667 --> 00:35:37,000 Hey, there's Faber. 483 00:35:40,900 --> 00:35:43,833 - Who's that? - I'm not sure. 484 00:35:43,833 --> 00:35:46,333 Well, she seems sure. 485 00:35:46,333 --> 00:35:49,300 Faber, Vicky, from the car the other night. 486 00:35:51,300 --> 00:35:56,167 Sure, sure, Vicky this is Kirsten. Kirsten this is Vicky. 487 00:35:56,633 --> 00:35:57,500 - Hi. - Hi. 488 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:00,000 VICKY: Todd was hoping you'd still be here. 489 00:36:00,500 --> 00:36:02,000 KIRSTEN: Todd's here? 490 00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:05,000 Yeah, sorry. Vicky is Todd's tutor. 491 00:36:05,500 --> 00:36:07,000 I shouldn't have said that. 492 00:36:07,000 --> 00:36:08,900 Hi, guys. 493 00:36:12,900 --> 00:36:15,400 I see you met Vicky. 494 00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:19,900 Yeah, though I didn't see any foam in the corners of her mouth, Todd. 495 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,300 - Kirsten. - Is it something I said? 496 00:36:24,300 --> 00:36:27,267 Oh, no, it's my fault. I'll be right back. 497 00:36:29,767 --> 00:36:33,767 Kirsten, there's nothing going on. She's just helping me in calculus. 498 00:36:34,267 --> 00:36:35,767 Then why lie to me? 499 00:36:35,767 --> 00:36:38,667 What, I'm not mature enough to handle that your tutor's attractive? 500 00:36:38,667 --> 00:36:40,667 Give me a break, Todd. 501 00:36:42,167 --> 00:36:44,133 I don't know why I lied. 502 00:36:44,133 --> 00:36:46,567 Kirsten, come on. 503 00:36:46,567 --> 00:36:49,067 - Just forget it. - Kirsten. 504 00:36:59,233 --> 00:37:00,500 ( Saxophone Solo ) 505 00:37:39,867 --> 00:37:41,367 Get ready, Faber. 506 00:37:43,367 --> 00:37:45,367 Come on, man. Block the ball. 507 00:37:46,367 --> 00:37:49,367 Is she pissed? Has she said anything? 508 00:37:52,867 --> 00:37:54,867 No, not really. 509 00:37:54,867 --> 00:37:58,333 I know I screwed things up with Kirsten, Vicky's just... 510 00:37:58,333 --> 00:38:02,833 I love this. You gathered the wood, built the fire... 511 00:38:02,833 --> 00:38:06,333 climbed into the pot and now surprise, surprise, you're cooked. 512 00:38:06,333 --> 00:38:10,333 ( Horn Honks ) Bye, Paul. See you in class. 513 00:38:14,833 --> 00:38:18,833 Why does my life seem like a bad puppet show compared to yours? 514 00:38:18,833 --> 00:38:20,333 Incoming. 515 00:38:25,333 --> 00:38:27,333 Go away. Go away. Go away. 516 00:38:29,833 --> 00:38:31,833 Thank God. I hate goalie. 517 00:38:32,333 --> 00:38:36,333 I mean, Vicky's talented, smart, intelliget, beautiful. 518 00:38:36,833 --> 00:38:39,333 Kirsten is what, lower on the food chain? 519 00:38:39,333 --> 00:38:41,333 No, no. 520 00:38:44,333 --> 00:38:46,833 I don't know. Heads up. 521 00:38:46,833 --> 00:38:48,333 Shit. 522 00:38:52,833 --> 00:38:54,333 Nice stop, Pele. 523 00:38:54,833 --> 00:38:56,833 I'm a natural athlete. 524 00:39:15,333 --> 00:39:16,833 I got it. I got it. 525 00:39:23,833 --> 00:39:24,833 Yes. 526 00:39:34,333 --> 00:39:36,833 Has he said anything to you? 527 00:39:38,833 --> 00:39:41,333 No, not really. 528 00:39:45,833 --> 00:39:50,833 I'm sure he's said something, but you're being loyal to your friend. 529 00:39:51,333 --> 00:39:52,833 Which I understand. 530 00:39:52,833 --> 00:39:55,333 Well, you're my friend, too. 531 00:39:57,833 --> 00:39:59,333 You're a sweetheart. 532 00:40:00,333 --> 00:40:03,333 - Give me a hug. - I don't think so. 533 00:40:03,333 --> 00:40:04,333 Look out! 534 00:40:08,333 --> 00:40:09,333 Sorry. 535 00:40:09,833 --> 00:40:11,833 Somebody want to get that? 536 00:40:15,333 --> 00:40:17,833 Where are you-- Faber? 537 00:40:17,833 --> 00:40:20,067 This will come out with club soda. 538 00:40:20,067 --> 00:40:23,533 - Mr. Todd Boomer. - Nice to meet you. 539 00:40:23,533 --> 00:40:25,033 Nice to meet you. You're next. 540 00:40:25,533 --> 00:40:27,533 - No, no... - Oh, right. 541 00:40:27,533 --> 00:40:32,533 Not until the interviewer sits or he invites you to sit. 542 00:40:34,033 --> 00:40:37,033 I've looked over your application to Harvard... 543 00:40:37,033 --> 00:40:39,533 what can you tell me about yourself 544 00:40:39,533 --> 00:40:42,033 that I'm not going to find on this piece of paper? 545 00:40:42,033 --> 00:40:46,533 Well, I value friendship, I value honesty. 546 00:40:46,533 --> 00:40:50,167 What about your passions? 547 00:40:52,100 --> 00:40:55,533 Breasts. I really love breasts. 548 00:40:56,033 --> 00:40:58,500 You just don't want to do this, is that right? 549 00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:00,000 - Dad, I'm kidding. - You don't want to. 550 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:02,500 I'm kidding, relax. Dad, come on. 551 00:41:06,000 --> 00:41:07,833 What about your passions? 552 00:41:10,833 --> 00:41:12,033 Drawing. 553 00:41:12,533 --> 00:41:15,400 I really love to draw. 554 00:41:16,400 --> 00:41:19,267 I draw a comic strip for the school newspaper... 555 00:41:19,267 --> 00:41:22,067 I don't know, it sounds funny, but... 556 00:41:22,500 --> 00:41:26,633 that's when I feel the most "me". 557 00:41:28,533 --> 00:41:31,367 I feel really proud when I create something. 558 00:41:35,833 --> 00:41:38,233 That's great. ( Deep Voice ) That's great. 559 00:41:41,167 --> 00:41:44,667 The boat is trravelling a distance of 200 yards... 560 00:41:44,667 --> 00:41:47,667 ...at 25 feet per second. What is the rate of change... 561 00:41:48,167 --> 00:41:50,167 ...of the angle of deflection? 562 00:41:50,167 --> 00:41:52,167 Oh, Mr. Mueller. 563 00:41:52,167 --> 00:41:55,167 No, no. Come on. Somebody new for a change. 564 00:41:55,167 --> 00:41:56,007 Boomer? 565 00:42:00,167 --> 00:42:01,667 The rate of change is... 566 00:42:03,667 --> 00:42:06,167 .04 radius. 567 00:42:06,167 --> 00:42:10,167 Yes. Three pointer at the buzzer. Recommendation's looking better. 568 00:42:10,167 --> 00:42:14,667 Everybody see that? Now the boat continues... 569 00:42:19,567 --> 00:42:20,287 Hello? 570 00:42:21,567 --> 00:42:23,567 Vicky, hi, it's Todd. 571 00:42:23,567 --> 00:42:26,567 Oh, hi, Todd. I was just thinking about you. 572 00:42:26,567 --> 00:42:32,067 You were? Look, I had a really good time the other night. 573 00:42:32,067 --> 00:42:35,567 I mean, we got some really good work done. 574 00:42:35,567 --> 00:42:39,567 Yeah. Oh,did you work everything out with Kirsten? 575 00:42:39,567 --> 00:42:42,567 Kirsten? No, not really. 576 00:42:42,567 --> 00:42:46,567 Look, are we still on for tonight? 577 00:42:47,067 --> 00:42:50,567 Yeah, and actually I've been thinking about 578 00:42:50,567 --> 00:42:54,067 what you said about showing my art. 579 00:42:54,567 --> 00:42:58,067 And, uh... why don't you come over here? 580 00:42:59,067 --> 00:43:00,067 Really? 581 00:43:00,067 --> 00:43:03,067 Yeah, it's 12 Chabber Lane. About 6:00? 582 00:43:03,067 --> 00:43:07,067 Sure. Great. Great. I'll see you then. 583 00:43:08,067 --> 00:43:09,567 - Okay. Bye. - Bye. 584 00:43:20,333 --> 00:43:24,833 Ellen, I thought they stopped doing shock therapy years ago. 585 00:43:24,833 --> 00:43:27,833 It sounds drastic. 586 00:43:27,833 --> 00:43:31,333 I've got to go to Vicky's. I'm late. 587 00:43:31,333 --> 00:43:34,833 Wait. Todd is going to his tutor's and I don't know why. 588 00:43:34,833 --> 00:43:38,333 She has to take care of her dog, it's having puppies. Bye. 589 00:43:38,833 --> 00:43:42,833 Whoa! Hey. Is Mr. Mueller writing that recommendation? 590 00:43:42,833 --> 00:43:46,333 It's not beyond the realm of possibility. Bye. 591 00:43:46,333 --> 00:43:51,333 "It's not beyond the realm of possibility?" 592 00:43:51,333 --> 00:43:53,333 He was wearing cologne. 593 00:44:14,833 --> 00:44:17,333 Wow. You did all of this? 594 00:44:19,333 --> 00:44:23,833 I can't believe you go through all this effort and you don't have shows. 595 00:44:23,833 --> 00:44:26,833 No, it's just for me. 596 00:44:26,833 --> 00:44:28,833 I mean, I'd love to show my work... 597 00:44:28,833 --> 00:44:32,833 but people might hate it or think I was crazy of something. 598 00:44:33,833 --> 00:44:35,833 I don't think you're crazy. 599 00:44:37,333 --> 00:44:39,833 My husband certainly does. 600 00:44:43,300 --> 00:44:45,800 You two don't get along, do you? 601 00:44:48,300 --> 00:44:50,300 Well, let's put it this way: 602 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:53,800 What have you spent, about a minute in here with me? 603 00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:56,800 Yeah. 604 00:44:56,800 --> 00:45:00,800 That's about a minute and a half longer than he's ever spent. 605 00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:05,167 Why do you stay? 606 00:45:08,333 --> 00:45:10,567 That's a good question. 607 00:45:12,067 --> 00:45:14,500 Could we not talk about this? 608 00:45:16,500 --> 00:45:19,800 Okay. You know, you should think about it though. 609 00:45:20,267 --> 00:45:22,067 Yeah. 610 00:45:23,567 --> 00:45:25,567 Well, anyway. 611 00:45:25,567 --> 00:45:29,067 Wait, I have something for you. 612 00:45:38,567 --> 00:45:43,567 - Here, a present. - A present? For me? 613 00:45:44,067 --> 00:45:45,567 Why? 614 00:45:46,067 --> 00:45:48,567 For letting me help you. 615 00:45:49,567 --> 00:45:52,067 Shouldn't I be giving you the present? 616 00:45:52,067 --> 00:45:54,067 - Come on, open it. - Okay. 617 00:45:55,567 --> 00:45:58,567 It's Boney D. Did you make this? 618 00:46:03,067 --> 00:46:06,567 Wow. This is amazing. Thank you. 619 00:46:13,067 --> 00:46:14,567 No, Todd. 620 00:46:17,067 --> 00:46:18,867 Of course not. 621 00:46:20,167 --> 00:46:24,067 Todd, what is the big fascination with Harvard? 622 00:46:24,567 --> 00:46:27,567 I thought you told me your passion was drawing. 623 00:46:28,067 --> 00:46:31,567 Most people wish they had something they could get excited about. 624 00:46:32,067 --> 00:46:34,567 I mean, you shouldn't waste that. 625 00:46:37,533 --> 00:46:39,033 Look who's talking. 626 00:46:42,033 --> 00:46:43,533 Touche. 627 00:46:48,533 --> 00:46:51,033 So you're going to play like that, are you? 628 00:46:51,033 --> 00:46:53,533 No, you're not. 629 00:46:53,533 --> 00:46:55,033 Oh, you did. 630 00:46:56,533 --> 00:46:59,033 You dog. 631 00:46:59,533 --> 00:47:02,533 Wait, I've got an idea. Okay, stay still. 632 00:47:02,533 --> 00:47:04,033 No. What are you doing? 633 00:47:04,533 --> 00:47:08,533 I'm turning you into your alter ego, Boney D. 634 00:47:08,533 --> 00:47:10,533 Oh, man. 635 00:47:10,533 --> 00:47:12,533 Okay, now bark. 636 00:47:13,533 --> 00:47:15,467 Bark? 637 00:47:16,967 --> 00:47:18,967 ( Barks ) 638 00:47:20,733 --> 00:47:23,067 - No. - Come on, a big, deep bark. 639 00:47:23,067 --> 00:47:24,567 ( Growling ) 640 00:47:43,067 --> 00:47:45,067 Wait a minute, wait. 641 00:47:53,267 --> 00:47:55,733 Could you... turn off that light? 642 00:48:09,133 --> 00:48:11,133 Is this happening? 643 00:48:21,733 --> 00:48:22,933 Oh! ( Thump ) 644 00:49:37,400 --> 00:49:41,333 Hey, you'd better go now. 645 00:49:41,333 --> 00:49:43,767 Your parents might not believe 646 00:49:43,767 --> 00:49:46,000 you wanted to spend extra time doing calculus. 647 00:49:48,500 --> 00:49:49,220 Right. 648 00:49:56,933 --> 00:49:59,933 You know, I never thought I'd say this... 649 00:50:02,367 --> 00:50:05,600 but I really love math. 650 00:50:13,767 --> 00:50:15,900 I'd better go. 651 00:50:30,900 --> 00:50:35,067 It was, I don't know... I just see life so differently now. 652 00:50:35,067 --> 00:50:37,867 Well, I'm sure you do. You just slept with somebody's wife. 653 00:50:38,367 --> 00:50:42,400 No, it's not like that. I'm really into her. 654 00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:46,733 I wouldn't get too deep, Todd. We'll talk about it tomorrow. 655 00:50:46,733 --> 00:50:50,600 No, look, I've heard this guy's really awful to her. 656 00:50:50,600 --> 00:50:54,933 I'm not going to feel bad about this. 657 00:50:54,933 --> 00:50:55,933 No, no. As long as you feel good. 658 00:50:56,433 --> 00:50:57,933 That's all that matters. 659 00:50:58,433 --> 00:51:00,933 Jealous much? Gees. 660 00:51:00,933 --> 00:51:02,900 That has nothing... Just forget it. 661 00:51:03,333 --> 00:51:05,233 I thought you would be excited for me. 662 00:51:05,233 --> 00:51:08,233 Come on, Faber. We're friends, right? 663 00:51:10,233 --> 00:51:13,667 I gotta get home. My parents are going to freak out. 664 00:51:15,667 --> 00:51:18,167 You should be happy for me. 665 00:51:29,933 --> 00:51:31,933 He's gone. 666 00:51:36,433 --> 00:51:37,933 I'm sorry. 667 00:52:12,100 --> 00:52:13,100 Kirsten. 668 00:52:15,600 --> 00:52:17,100 Hey, wake up. 669 00:52:19,100 --> 00:52:22,100 Shit, oh, I have to call my mom. She's going to be insane. 670 00:52:22,100 --> 00:52:25,867 I'm sorry. I should have woken you up last night. 671 00:52:25,867 --> 00:52:29,633 Oh, no, no, it's okay. I'm glad you didn't. 672 00:52:29,633 --> 00:52:31,533 She'll get over it. 673 00:52:32,533 --> 00:52:34,467 What are you doing? 674 00:52:34,467 --> 00:52:36,433 Morning breath. 675 00:52:36,433 --> 00:52:40,433 I know, me too. I gotta go. 676 00:53:22,667 --> 00:53:24,167 What am I supposed to say? 677 00:53:33,167 --> 00:53:36,167 Hey, mind if I join you? 678 00:53:39,167 --> 00:53:42,167 - Kirsten, what's wrong? - Todd, don't even start. 679 00:53:42,667 --> 00:53:44,167 Wait, let's talk about this. 680 00:53:44,167 --> 00:53:47,167 You figured you were just going to let me blow in the breeze and 681 00:53:47,667 --> 00:53:50,167 if I blew away then good, you won't have to deal with me anymore? 682 00:53:50,167 --> 00:53:51,667 I don't know what you're so upset. 683 00:53:52,167 --> 00:53:54,167 Because you fucked your math tutor and you lied to me. 684 00:53:54,667 --> 00:53:56,167 ( Room Quiets ) 685 00:54:10,567 --> 00:54:12,567 ( Laughing ) 686 00:54:13,067 --> 00:54:15,067 ( Bell Rings ) 687 00:54:23,567 --> 00:54:26,067 You told Kirsten about Vicky. 688 00:54:26,067 --> 00:54:29,067 - I didn't tell her. - Then how did she know? 689 00:54:29,567 --> 00:54:31,067 You told her. 690 00:54:31,067 --> 00:54:33,067 What is that supposed to mean? 691 00:54:37,067 --> 00:54:40,567 She was in my room when you came by last night. 692 00:54:42,067 --> 00:54:43,567 What? Why didn't you tell me? 693 00:54:47,500 --> 00:54:49,500 What, you snaked Kirsten? 694 00:54:49,500 --> 00:54:52,500 I didn't snake her. Nothing's happened yet. 695 00:54:52,500 --> 00:54:55,500 Yet? Yet? What's that supposed to mean? 696 00:54:55,500 --> 00:54:57,500 Nice ethics, nice friend. 697 00:54:58,000 --> 00:55:00,000 You blew her off some fantasy 698 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:02,933 and didn't even have the decency to tell her. 699 00:55:02,933 --> 00:55:04,933 I didn't know it was over. 700 00:55:05,433 --> 00:55:07,433 I didn't know this was going to happen between me and Vicky. 701 00:55:07,933 --> 00:55:08,933 Hey! 702 00:55:09,433 --> 00:55:11,433 What the hell is going on here? 703 00:55:12,933 --> 00:55:16,300 You girls want to fight, take it outside. 704 00:55:16,300 --> 00:55:17,800 And make yourselves useful, 705 00:55:17,800 --> 00:55:19,800 my car's parked in a out front in a tow-away. 706 00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:22,300 Keep an eye on it. I'll be right back. 707 00:55:22,300 --> 00:55:23,800 Yes, sir. 708 00:55:28,267 --> 00:55:31,267 Since when did you start pushing people in the halls? 709 00:55:31,267 --> 00:55:33,267 When did you forget who your best friend is? 710 00:55:33,267 --> 00:55:36,267 I can't believe you're lecturing me about ethics. 711 00:55:36,267 --> 00:55:39,600 - Oh, my God. - What? Oh, my God. 712 00:55:39,600 --> 00:55:41,933 That's Vicky's car... 713 00:55:43,933 --> 00:55:45,433 Oh, my God. 714 00:55:46,933 --> 00:55:49,933 Oh, my God. This is... it's... 715 00:55:49,933 --> 00:55:54,433 This is a '66 Corvette Stingray, gentlemen. 716 00:55:54,433 --> 00:55:55,933 Don't touch. 717 00:55:56,433 --> 00:55:58,933 - Nice car, sir. - She's a beauty. 718 00:55:59,433 --> 00:56:02,433 Yeah, she's my lucky charm. And I'm feeling lucky today. 719 00:56:02,433 --> 00:56:04,433 Check these babies out. 720 00:56:05,433 --> 00:56:09,900 I'm going to catch me some dinner at the reservoir before dark... 721 00:56:09,900 --> 00:56:11,400 I'll see you tomorrow, boys. 722 00:56:16,333 --> 00:56:18,333 I think I need to sit down. 723 00:56:29,333 --> 00:56:32,767 I guess you won't be getting the Harvard recommendation now. 724 00:56:50,667 --> 00:56:52,667 ( Sound of Electric Grinder ) 725 00:56:57,167 --> 00:57:00,167 You shouldn't just show up. What if he were here? 726 00:57:00,667 --> 00:57:02,167 He's not here. 727 00:57:05,167 --> 00:57:07,667 No, Mrs. Mueller. 728 00:57:10,667 --> 00:57:13,667 - Todd... - How could you not tell me? 729 00:57:16,167 --> 00:57:17,667 I don't know. 730 00:57:19,167 --> 00:57:21,667 It didn't seem to matter at first. 731 00:57:23,667 --> 00:57:25,667 Vicky, what are we going to do? 732 00:57:29,667 --> 00:57:31,667 I can't be with you. 733 00:57:33,167 --> 00:57:34,667 I know. 734 00:57:48,167 --> 00:57:52,667 How could you mary-- Mueller? My God. 735 00:57:52,667 --> 00:57:54,167 ( Laughing ) 736 00:57:54,667 --> 00:57:56,667 What? It's not funny. 737 00:58:01,667 --> 00:58:04,200 He wasn't always like that. 738 00:58:11,200 --> 00:58:13,200 You should probably go. 739 00:58:27,200 --> 00:58:28,700 I guess it had to end sometime, right? 740 00:58:31,700 --> 00:58:32,700 Yeah... 741 00:58:32,700 --> 00:58:34,200 you'd better go now. 742 00:58:41,200 --> 00:58:42,200 ( Loud Clank ) 743 00:58:51,700 --> 00:58:55,200 - MR. MUELLER: Vicky... - Oh, stop. 744 00:58:55,200 --> 00:58:57,200 What? 745 00:58:59,700 --> 00:59:00,700 Vick... 746 00:59:03,700 --> 00:59:06,700 - Who's that? - It's Roy. 747 00:59:06,700 --> 00:59:08,700 - Roy? - Mr. Mueller. 748 00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:11,200 Oh shit. Oh, God. 749 00:59:15,600 --> 00:59:17,100 Get behind the shelves. 750 00:59:23,600 --> 00:59:27,100 Hey, quit working on that crap for a minute. 751 00:59:27,100 --> 00:59:29,100 Look, look what I got... 752 00:59:33,100 --> 00:59:34,100 ...dinner. 753 00:59:36,100 --> 00:59:38,267 I'll just clean these up in the utility sink. 754 00:59:38,733 --> 00:59:41,700 Well, can't we wait a while? I'm not that hungry. 755 00:59:41,700 --> 00:59:44,700 You're not hungry? Well, I'm starved. 756 00:59:44,700 --> 00:59:46,700 Eat yours later. 757 00:59:46,700 --> 00:59:50,200 Boy, I'm telling you, this bait was incredible. 758 00:59:50,700 --> 00:59:53,100 I could have cleaned out the entire reservoir. 759 00:59:53,100 --> 00:59:55,400 ( Metal Clanks ) Oh, yeah. 760 01:00:00,767 --> 01:00:03,267 Mr. Sherman, the earth science yahoo at school 761 01:00:03,767 --> 01:00:05,733 gave me these things called "Dopson" flies. 762 01:00:06,233 --> 01:00:09,100 - Sounds great... - Yeah, they start out-- 763 01:00:09,100 --> 01:00:10,567 ( Loud Crash ) 764 01:00:12,567 --> 01:00:14,367 Christ man, watch yourself. 765 01:00:14,367 --> 01:00:15,867 Drinking? 766 01:00:16,367 --> 01:00:18,867 No, I just lost my balance. 767 01:00:20,367 --> 01:00:22,367 Yeah, okay. 768 01:00:22,867 --> 01:00:24,733 Tell you what, why don't I grill these? 769 01:00:25,233 --> 01:00:28,733 That way I don't have to worry about you screwing 'em up. 770 01:00:33,733 --> 01:00:37,533 - Oh, one other thing... - Yes? 771 01:00:37,533 --> 01:00:41,533 There's this kid in my calculus class, Todd Boomer. 772 01:00:42,800 --> 01:00:44,100 Yeah? 773 01:00:44,100 --> 01:00:45,833 I'm going to write him a recommendation... 774 01:00:46,300 --> 01:00:48,733 but my printer's screwed up. Where's your old typewriter? 775 01:00:48,733 --> 01:00:51,533 I'll be in in a second and help you find it. 776 01:00:54,533 --> 01:00:55,533 Hurry. 777 01:01:07,567 --> 01:01:10,067 I think I will call next time. 778 01:01:58,300 --> 01:01:59,533 Good night. 779 01:02:00,767 --> 01:02:03,267 "Oh, good night, Dad." 780 01:02:04,667 --> 01:02:07,500 You seem pretty miserable tonight. Are you all right? 781 01:02:08,000 --> 01:02:11,000 What, are you worried about the interview tomorrow? 782 01:02:11,000 --> 01:02:14,500 Forget about it. You are going to be great. 783 01:02:15,000 --> 01:02:16,500 Great. Great. 784 01:02:18,467 --> 01:02:21,433 Actually, that's the least of my worries. 785 01:02:21,900 --> 01:02:24,133 Yeah? Want to talk about it? 786 01:02:24,133 --> 01:02:26,033 I wouldn't know where to begin. 787 01:02:26,033 --> 01:02:29,400 Come on. Give me a try. That's what I'm here for. Hit it. 788 01:02:29,900 --> 01:02:32,167 Okay. 789 01:02:32,167 --> 01:02:35,267 I slept with someone's wife, 790 01:02:35,267 --> 01:02:37,500 and now I'm afraid he might find me and kill me. 791 01:02:37,500 --> 01:02:40,800 I thought you said you had a problem. 792 01:02:43,733 --> 01:02:46,100 Yanking my chain, aren't you? 793 01:02:46,100 --> 01:02:50,067 Oh, Dad, of course I am, of course. 794 01:02:51,567 --> 01:02:53,567 - I'll see you. - Dad. 795 01:02:57,733 --> 01:03:03,833 ...remember when I told you I value friendship and honestly? 796 01:03:04,767 --> 01:03:06,167 Yes. 797 01:03:06,167 --> 01:03:09,433 - I meant that. - I know you did. 798 01:03:17,500 --> 01:03:20,500 Well, you've screwed up before, right? 799 01:03:20,500 --> 01:03:24,933 No, I never have, no. I mean it. 800 01:03:26,267 --> 01:03:28,633 Yeah, once or twice. 801 01:03:31,833 --> 01:03:35,600 Well, all I can tell you is at the end of the day... 802 01:03:36,000 --> 01:03:37,700 ...it's just you. 803 01:03:38,167 --> 01:03:42,133 So, I would face up to it. Whatever it is. 804 01:03:42,133 --> 01:03:47,967 'cause I guarantee you the longer you wait, the worse it gets. 805 01:03:47,967 --> 01:03:50,833 Does that help? 806 01:03:50,833 --> 01:03:53,100 Yeah. Thanks, Dad. 807 01:03:58,100 --> 01:03:59,900 You're going to kill them. You're going to murder them. 808 01:04:00,300 --> 01:04:03,033 You're going to massacre them. 809 01:04:11,167 --> 01:04:14,167 Transcript and scores. 810 01:04:14,167 --> 01:04:17,833 Everything appears to be in order. 811 01:04:20,033 --> 01:04:22,633 Good grades. Good SAT's, 812 01:04:23,033 --> 01:04:25,700 some interesting activates. 813 01:04:25,700 --> 01:04:29,633 I tell you, I am bit hazy on one point. 814 01:04:31,033 --> 01:04:32,533 Yes, sir? 815 01:04:32,533 --> 01:04:37,467 It says here that you are fucking your math teacher's wife. 816 01:04:37,467 --> 01:04:39,333 Is that right? 817 01:04:52,333 --> 01:04:57,200 - Mr. Boomer... - Mr. Mueller, you scared me there. 818 01:04:57,700 --> 01:05:01,200 Big day today, huh? Harvard interview. 819 01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:03,700 Oh, yes, sir. 820 01:05:03,700 --> 01:05:07,200 I wanted to catch you before class. 821 01:05:07,200 --> 01:05:08,700 Do you have something you want to tell me? 822 01:05:08,700 --> 01:05:12,200 What is that, sir? 823 01:05:12,200 --> 01:05:14,200 Found this at my house last night? 824 01:05:14,700 --> 01:05:16,700 Got any ideas how it got there? 825 01:05:17,700 --> 01:05:19,700 You and my wife...? 826 01:05:21,033 --> 01:05:22,500 Well, you see... 827 01:05:22,500 --> 01:05:25,333 And you honestly thought I wouldn't catch on? 828 01:05:28,333 --> 01:05:32,833 Okay, it was a mistake. I'm really sorry. I made a mistake. 829 01:05:32,833 --> 01:05:35,833 No, no, Mr. Boomer, you made two mistakes. 830 01:05:35,833 --> 01:05:38,333 - Sir? - A Ninety-eight. 831 01:05:38,333 --> 01:05:39,833 Ah-ha! 832 01:05:40,333 --> 01:05:41,833 I can't believe you actually thought 833 01:05:41,833 --> 01:05:44,333 you could get tutored by my wife and I wouldn't find out. 834 01:05:44,333 --> 01:05:47,333 That was pretty silly of me, wasn't it? 835 01:05:47,333 --> 01:05:49,333 I'm-- frankly, 836 01:05:49,333 --> 01:05:51,333 I'm glad to know where she's been. 837 01:05:51,333 --> 01:05:56,233 Anyway, look, I know you wanted me to think you got there on your own. 838 01:05:56,233 --> 01:05:58,667 It's okay to get a little help on the side. 839 01:05:58,667 --> 01:06:02,433 It shows initiative. I'm impressed, Boomer. 840 01:06:03,433 --> 01:06:06,867 Well, I hoped you would be, sir. 841 01:06:06,867 --> 01:06:10,933 In fact, I decided to write that recommendation for you. 842 01:06:15,933 --> 01:06:18,433 Thank you. Thank you so much, sir. 843 01:06:18,433 --> 01:06:20,433 Don't tank on the final. 844 01:06:20,433 --> 01:06:21,933 Absolutely not. 845 01:06:22,933 --> 01:06:26,900 She's good, isn't she? My wife. 846 01:06:29,900 --> 01:06:31,800 She's the best, sir. 847 01:07:07,167 --> 01:07:08,167 Hi. 848 01:07:08,667 --> 01:07:10,667 Hi! 849 01:07:10,667 --> 01:07:14,167 Is everybody afraid to sit next to you after yesterday's scene? 850 01:07:14,167 --> 01:07:16,667 Well, not everyone. 851 01:07:16,667 --> 01:07:19,167 No, I'm fearless man. 852 01:07:24,867 --> 01:07:28,600 I wanted to speak with you after the other night. 853 01:07:30,567 --> 01:07:34,133 Yeah, I really appreciate you being there for me. 854 01:07:35,600 --> 01:07:36,967 Well... 855 01:07:38,833 --> 01:07:43,000 I thought we should talk about... us. 856 01:07:44,500 --> 01:07:46,400 Is there an "us?" 857 01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:50,467 Well, I'd like there to be. 858 01:07:55,567 --> 01:07:57,667 Should we "us?" 859 01:08:03,733 --> 01:08:07,167 Faber, you know I think you're the greatest. 860 01:08:08,667 --> 01:08:13,233 You know if I was going to "us" with anyone, it would be you. 861 01:08:14,233 --> 01:08:17,167 But I really need some time alone, 862 01:08:17,167 --> 01:08:19,167 you know, for a while, 863 01:08:19,167 --> 01:08:21,000 just for now. 864 01:08:23,400 --> 01:08:26,833 Hey, it would kill me to lose you as a friend. 865 01:08:29,900 --> 01:08:33,033 Never happen. 866 01:08:33,033 --> 01:08:35,000 Okay. 867 01:08:42,633 --> 01:08:46,633 Mr. Bodine, your brain could easily be mistaken for a can of tuna. 868 01:08:47,133 --> 01:08:51,633 Ms. O'Brien, two words describe your semester... 869 01:08:51,633 --> 01:08:54,133 ...want to guess? 870 01:08:54,600 --> 01:08:56,567 "Brain Dead." 871 01:08:56,567 --> 01:08:59,567 People, let me make something clear. 872 01:09:01,067 --> 01:09:04,067 I'm not happy you're having trouble. It pains me. 873 01:09:05,567 --> 01:09:08,567 It makes me feel like I'm wasting my time. 874 01:09:11,067 --> 01:09:17,067 Why do I come down on you so hard? Because fear motivates. 875 01:09:18,567 --> 01:09:22,567 Case in point, Mr. Boomer here, six week ago 876 01:09:22,567 --> 01:09:24,567 he was flushing a near perfect high school record. 877 01:09:24,567 --> 01:09:27,000 I rattled his cage... 878 01:09:27,500 --> 01:09:30,500 Now look at him, second highest grade this quiz. 879 01:09:30,500 --> 01:09:33,000 Poised to go to the school of his choice. 880 01:09:33,000 --> 01:09:37,500 So, if I tick you off, good, great. 881 01:09:37,500 --> 01:09:42,000 Use that. Prove that I'm wrong. Make me eat my words. 882 01:09:42,000 --> 01:09:46,000 Work harder. We'll both be happy. 883 01:09:46,500 --> 01:09:48,000 ( Bell Rings ) 884 01:10:08,000 --> 01:10:10,800 - Mr. Mueller... - Todd? 885 01:10:13,167 --> 01:10:16,067 I appreciate what you said about me in class today. 886 01:10:16,067 --> 01:10:18,300 Don't let it go to your head. 887 01:10:19,933 --> 01:10:21,133 The point is that 888 01:10:21,533 --> 01:10:24,000 I really don't agree with the way you treat students. 889 01:10:25,800 --> 01:10:27,633 That's your prerogative. 890 01:10:28,833 --> 01:10:31,300 People don't deserve to be treated that way. 891 01:10:31,300 --> 01:10:34,067 Your wife taught me that. 892 01:10:39,500 --> 01:10:42,500 Vicky may be good with math, 893 01:10:43,000 --> 01:10:45,667 but I wouldn't take any life lessons from her. 894 01:11:00,967 --> 01:11:03,467 You slept with her, didn't you? 895 01:11:05,967 --> 01:11:07,967 Sir? 896 01:11:08,467 --> 01:11:10,967 Vicky... you slept with her. 897 01:11:19,467 --> 01:11:20,967 Yes. 898 01:11:25,400 --> 01:11:26,900 Yes. 899 01:11:41,900 --> 01:11:42,900 ( Tires Screeching ) 900 01:11:52,967 --> 01:11:54,467 ( Ringing ) 901 01:11:58,967 --> 01:12:00,967 - Hi, this is Vicky... - No. 902 01:12:01,467 --> 01:12:03,967 Leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you as soon - I can. 903 01:12:03,967 --> 01:12:05,967 Vicky, it's Todd. Pick up the phone. Vicky, I told him. 904 01:12:06,400 --> 01:12:07,867 I didn't mean to. It just came out. 905 01:12:08,367 --> 01:12:10,367 I just told him, I'm sorry. He's on his way over. 906 01:12:10,367 --> 01:12:12,867 If you get this message get the hell out of there. 907 01:12:12,867 --> 01:12:14,367 Please, right now. Get out! 908 01:12:23,867 --> 01:12:25,867 Shit! Shit! Shit! 909 01:12:28,367 --> 01:12:30,367 ( Music Blaring ) 910 01:12:40,367 --> 01:12:42,867 Hi, honey, I'm home. 911 01:12:44,367 --> 01:12:46,867 Rough day at the office? 912 01:12:47,867 --> 01:12:50,467 No, same old, same old... 913 01:12:50,467 --> 01:12:53,467 Some kid... slept with my wife! 914 01:12:56,967 --> 01:12:59,400 ( Metal Crashing - Roy Shouting ) 915 01:12:59,400 --> 01:13:01,167 What's the matter with you? 916 01:13:01,167 --> 01:13:04,167 - I'm sorry. - You're sorry? 917 01:13:07,167 --> 01:13:09,167 One of my students, Vicky! 918 01:13:09,667 --> 01:13:12,667 You not only ruined my marriage... 919 01:13:13,167 --> 01:13:15,667 Now you're trying to ruin my career. 920 01:13:15,667 --> 01:13:16,667 Roy, stop it. Stop it! 921 01:13:20,167 --> 01:13:21,667 Stop it! 922 01:13:21,667 --> 01:13:23,133 Enough! 923 01:13:24,633 --> 01:13:28,633 Uh-oh, looks who's here... Mary Poppins. 924 01:13:31,133 --> 01:13:33,633 Mary, you fucked up. 925 01:13:34,067 --> 01:13:37,567 Never open an umbrella indoors. It's bad luck. 926 01:13:39,067 --> 01:13:40,567 Very bad luck. 927 01:13:40,567 --> 01:13:43,567 Okay, Mr. Mueller, just relax. 928 01:13:43,567 --> 01:13:46,067 Wait, Todd, this is between me and Roy. 929 01:13:46,067 --> 01:13:47,567 It's between me too. 930 01:13:48,067 --> 01:13:52,067 Oh, boy, I underestimated you, huh, Boomer? 931 01:13:53,567 --> 01:13:55,567 I thought I had you all figured out. 932 01:13:56,067 --> 01:13:59,067 You don't have the brains or the guts to go to Harvard or anything else. 933 01:13:59,067 --> 01:14:02,567 But, you're gifted. You're a genius. 934 01:14:02,567 --> 01:14:05,567 Tutoring's just the tip of it. 935 01:14:05,567 --> 01:14:08,567 You improved your scores and scored with my wife... 936 01:14:08,567 --> 01:14:11,067 all without me knowing it. 937 01:14:11,567 --> 01:14:14,567 Then I write you the recommendation for Harvard. 938 01:14:15,067 --> 01:14:18,067 Ha, ha! That's genius. 939 01:14:20,567 --> 01:14:24,567 Yeah, you're a wizard. You're a mastermind. 940 01:14:25,567 --> 01:14:28,067 You must be very proud, huh? 941 01:14:31,567 --> 01:14:32,867 Well, shake my hand. 942 01:14:35,200 --> 01:14:36,500 Roy... 943 01:14:36,933 --> 01:14:38,233 Shut up. 944 01:14:39,900 --> 01:14:42,067 Let's put this behind us. 945 01:14:56,167 --> 01:14:58,533 I'm sorry. 946 01:14:59,533 --> 01:15:01,400 Is he gone? 947 01:15:02,633 --> 01:15:06,033 Yeah. You were really brave back there. 948 01:15:06,533 --> 01:15:08,267 Yeah... 949 01:15:08,267 --> 01:15:12,233 Though your choice in weapons was a little weak. 950 01:15:12,233 --> 01:15:15,067 Well, you know, if he would have spit at us... 951 01:15:22,333 --> 01:15:23,833 I'm sorry. 952 01:15:26,800 --> 01:15:29,033 I'm actually grateful. 953 01:15:30,533 --> 01:15:33,233 I should have gotten out of this a long time ago. 954 01:15:33,700 --> 01:15:36,000 What are you going to do now? 955 01:15:37,500 --> 01:15:39,400 Well... 956 01:15:39,400 --> 01:15:42,633 I think I'm going to try New York... 957 01:15:44,567 --> 01:15:47,167 ...try this art thing. 958 01:15:54,233 --> 01:15:56,933 I'm going to miss you. 959 01:16:15,867 --> 01:16:19,367 - Here, a souvenir. - What's this? 960 01:16:19,867 --> 01:16:22,867 Your Harvard recommendation. 961 01:16:31,867 --> 01:16:35,867 - What time is it? - I don't know, around 3:00? 962 01:16:35,867 --> 01:16:38,367 My interview is at 4:00. 963 01:16:41,367 --> 01:16:42,867 Bye. 964 01:16:47,367 --> 01:16:49,867 - Go. - I'll come visit you in New York. 965 01:16:50,867 --> 01:16:52,867 Good luck. 966 01:17:11,367 --> 01:17:12,867 Look out, coming through. 967 01:17:15,867 --> 01:17:17,867 Todd Boomer... 968 01:17:19,367 --> 01:17:23,867 - Did Todd Boomer check in yet? - No, not yet. 969 01:17:23,867 --> 01:17:25,367 I'm here. 970 01:17:26,867 --> 01:17:31,367 - Todd Boomer... - Present. 971 01:17:31,367 --> 01:17:33,867 Okay, need a minute? 972 01:17:34,867 --> 01:17:38,867 - No, no, I'm fine. - Okay, come on in. 973 01:17:41,367 --> 01:17:43,367 Calculus teacher. 974 01:17:47,367 --> 01:17:50,867 Todd, looks like you're having a pretty tough day. 975 01:17:50,867 --> 01:17:52,867 No, I'm fine, really. 976 01:17:54,867 --> 01:17:56,367 Please. 977 01:17:57,867 --> 01:18:05,200 Well I've gone over your stats and everything looks okay... 978 01:18:06,567 --> 01:18:13,033 But, I'll be honest, you're not a typical Harvard candidate. 979 01:18:14,467 --> 01:18:18,600 I don't see you making the top five of your class. 980 01:18:18,600 --> 01:18:22,267 Not unless the chess club has some horrible accident. 981 01:18:28,767 --> 01:18:31,767 Todd, let me ask you something. 982 01:18:32,267 --> 01:18:34,200 Why do you want to go to Harvard? 983 01:18:37,067 --> 01:18:40,533 I guess my dad and I always had it planned that way. 984 01:18:40,533 --> 01:18:43,833 He looks up to the students here as something special. 985 01:18:47,333 --> 01:18:49,833 What I'm getting at is... 986 01:18:49,833 --> 01:18:54,067 why do you want to go to Harvard? 987 01:18:59,833 --> 01:19:07,600 Look, I've been pointed here like a compass my whole life... 988 01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:09,733 And now that I'm here... 989 01:19:11,667 --> 01:19:15,100 Look, I know Harvard is a great school... 990 01:19:15,100 --> 01:19:17,567 it's the greatest, right? 991 01:19:21,533 --> 01:19:25,367 I'm really not quite so sure it's for me. 992 01:19:42,100 --> 01:19:47,100 Now, just remember, eye contact, posture, smile, right? 993 01:19:47,100 --> 01:19:49,100 A firm handshake's all you need. 994 01:19:49,100 --> 01:19:50,967 Okay, Dad. Thanks, I know. 995 01:20:28,400 --> 01:20:30,900 Hey, how did it go, Buddy? 996 01:20:30,900 --> 01:20:32,400 Hello? 997 01:20:36,900 --> 01:20:38,400 Oh, my God. What happened? 998 01:20:38,900 --> 01:20:40,833 I got punched. 999 01:20:40,833 --> 01:20:42,333 Hang on, Ellen. 1000 01:20:42,333 --> 01:20:44,267 Todd got punched at his Harvard interview. 1001 01:20:44,267 --> 01:20:46,733 I didn't get punched at the interview, Mom. 1002 01:20:46,733 --> 01:20:48,667 No, wait, that's wrong. 1003 01:20:48,667 --> 01:20:51,100 I need to talk to you for a second. 1004 01:20:53,600 --> 01:20:56,500 This is pretty important. 1005 01:21:01,867 --> 01:21:04,500 You said it was important. 1006 01:21:05,967 --> 01:21:08,800 I don't really know how to tell you guys this. 1007 01:21:11,967 --> 01:21:14,600 You don't want to go to Harvard, do you? 1008 01:21:16,767 --> 01:21:18,167 No, no. 1009 01:21:18,633 --> 01:21:23,400 I was thinking about applying to an art school. 1010 01:21:28,367 --> 01:21:32,167 I should let you two discuss this. 1011 01:21:35,667 --> 01:21:38,433 Todd, can I ask you a question? 1012 01:21:39,933 --> 01:21:42,433 Why didn't you tell me about this before? 1013 01:21:42,433 --> 01:21:44,833 Why didn't you tell me last night? 1014 01:21:44,833 --> 01:21:48,133 I don't think I really knew until today. 1015 01:21:50,567 --> 01:21:55,433 - You're upset. - Yeah. I am. I am upset. 1016 01:21:56,433 --> 01:21:57,933 A little. 1017 01:22:04,467 --> 01:22:06,533 It's your decision. 1018 01:22:17,000 --> 01:22:19,500 - Yes. - Good. Good. 1019 01:22:19,500 --> 01:22:22,000 You're doing very poorly. 1020 01:22:22,000 --> 01:22:26,000 You know, this game was much more boring... 1021 01:22:26,000 --> 01:22:28,400 ...before they put those flippers in. 1022 01:22:30,767 --> 01:22:32,767 Oh, wait. Yes. Yes. 1023 01:22:35,767 --> 01:22:37,767 - I'll be right back. - Where are you going? 1024 01:22:37,767 --> 01:22:40,767 Don't leave me, Faber. Come on, I'm on a streak... 1025 01:22:40,767 --> 01:22:42,733 Hey, what's going on? 1026 01:22:45,733 --> 01:22:48,233 Jesus, what happened to you? 1027 01:22:50,667 --> 01:22:54,567 - Did Mueller do that? - Yeah, it's a long story. 1028 01:22:54,567 --> 01:22:57,967 It's going to take a major pancake marathon to be told properly. 1029 01:22:57,967 --> 01:22:59,967 I'll buy. 1030 01:23:03,833 --> 01:23:06,133 You need to talk to Kirsten? 1031 01:23:06,533 --> 01:23:08,000 Yeah. 1032 01:23:10,500 --> 01:23:15,500 Well, I'm going to build something with toothpicks. 1033 01:23:16,000 --> 01:23:17,767 Thanks man. You're the best. 1034 01:23:24,400 --> 01:23:26,900 So, how did you know was here? 1035 01:23:26,900 --> 01:23:28,900 "Diner night." 1036 01:23:29,400 --> 01:23:30,900 Of course. 1037 01:23:32,400 --> 01:23:36,400 - So, I made a decision. - Yeah? 1038 01:23:39,400 --> 01:23:41,900 I'm not going to Harvard. 1039 01:23:43,900 --> 01:23:46,400 Really? That's a breakthrough. 1040 01:23:49,400 --> 01:23:52,900 I figured art school would be better for me, you know? 1041 01:23:52,900 --> 01:23:55,900 Yeah, I think you're right. 1042 01:23:59,767 --> 01:24:04,433 That's not what I wanted to talk to you about though. 1043 01:24:11,833 --> 01:24:17,667 I guess what I wanted to say was, I'm really sorry. 1044 01:24:17,667 --> 01:24:22,500 I know I hurt you and I never meant to do that. 1045 01:24:23,833 --> 01:24:29,900 I guess all I'm asking for is that you don't write off as a friend. 1046 01:24:37,900 --> 01:24:40,000 Never happen. 1047 01:25:09,600 --> 01:25:13,100 You know, I'm really going to miss this spot when we're off at school. 1048 01:25:13,100 --> 01:25:14,600 Yeah, me too. 1049 01:25:14,600 --> 01:25:17,600 I wonder where we'll be in ten years. 1050 01:25:17,600 --> 01:25:21,067 Well, you will be working on your second hundred million 1051 01:25:21,067 --> 01:25:25,967 on interactive 3D Smell-O-Vision computer games. 1052 01:25:26,967 --> 01:25:33,467 My shed will be totally decked out with a jacuzzi and water slide. 1053 01:25:34,967 --> 01:25:36,800 Okay, and me? 1054 01:25:36,800 --> 01:25:39,300 Okay, the place, New York. 1055 01:25:39,733 --> 01:25:42,500 The event, the book signing of your first 1056 01:25:43,000 --> 01:25:47,300 wildly successful collection of poetry. 1057 01:25:47,300 --> 01:25:50,733 "Wildly successful"... I like that. 1058 01:25:51,733 --> 01:25:53,233 What about me? 1059 01:25:54,233 --> 01:25:58,233 "Do you want fries with your order today, sir?" 1060 01:25:58,733 --> 01:25:59,667 Okay. 1061 01:26:02,167 --> 01:26:05,667 Okay, 2,008 we all meet back here and compare notes. 1062 01:26:05,667 --> 01:26:07,167 What do you say? 1063 01:26:08,667 --> 01:26:10,167 Never happen. 1064 01:26:10,167 --> 01:26:12,167 Guys, come on, work with me. Work with me. 1065 01:26:21,667 --> 01:26:24,667 Captioned by Grantman Brown 0 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.moviesubtitles.org 76291

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