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I wonder what's keeping your brother.
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Oh.
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Okay, everybody else has a boyfriend.
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I can't at least have a roll?
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No one eats before Freddie gets here.
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Otherwise, it's not family dinner.
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Oh, so it's like
the opposite of Olive Garden.
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"If you're here, you're not family."
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- No one gets a roll.
- Danny has one.
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Oh, what the hell, man? I'm hungry.
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We're all hungry, Danny.
Check your privilege.
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Okay, well, I can't just
wait around all night.
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I could be hanging out with Nick.
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My boyfriend.
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That's right. Nick's my boyfriend now.
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Did you ever tell him you
just wanted him for sperm?
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Of course not, Sharon.
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He's Nick Harper.
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I have to be very selective
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about the information I share with him.
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Nick remembers me as the
valedictorian from high school,
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not someone who holds
parking spaces for extra cash.
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Oh, my God. I found gum in my pocket.
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I'll give you $1,000 for it.
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Sorry, outside food counts as food.
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Everybody, just relax.
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Freddie will be here soon,
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and we can enjoy
a nice dinner as a family.
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Oh, I knew he'd come for me.
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That's it. I'm eating.
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I'm sorry we're late.
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That's okay.
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You guys are here now.
That's all that matters.
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Yeah, it's my fault.
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Lunch ran long with my family.
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Lunch always runs long with my family.
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Lunch?
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Were we sitting here so long
it rolled into tomorrow?
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No, they just like to
make a whole day of it.
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We tried to get out of there,
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but then everybody started
telling stories,
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and then they pulled out the guitars.
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It was amazing.
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I-I was in the middle of a conga line.
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I thought it was
the line for the bathroom,
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but then it just took off.
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Celia, I-I thought you
came from a broken home.
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Oh, it's pretty broken.
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Like cousin Maria's punch bowl.
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No, but really.
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Oh, I mean, there are divorces,
step-siblings, new mommies,
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and one baby uncle, but, you know,
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bring them all together, and they just
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really know how to have a good time.
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What's a baby uncle?
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Oh, a baby uncle is what happens
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when you have a 29-year-old
stepgrandmother.
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- I would watch that show.
- Mm-hmm.
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I'm eating this roll.
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- I don't care if it ends our friendship.
- Okay, fine. Let's eat.
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Freddie, I made your
favorite, baked ziti.
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And I burned the edges a little,
just the way you like.
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And also the middle and the top.
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Thanks, but I'm still
kind of full from lunch.
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Celia's family had three
whole tables full of food.
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I've never seen anything like it.
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And it wasn't even a special occasion.
It was just a regular lunch.
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Who roasts a whole pig
for regular lunch?
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It was crazy.
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And then I looked into
his eyes, and it was sad.
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But then I tasted it,
and it was delicious.
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I love food that's sad and delicious.
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Can we please stop
talking about lunch now?
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You're gonna make dinner jealous.
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We're here to have our own fun.
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Okay, okay, but real quick,
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let me show you this picture
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of Celia's baby uncle in a bolo tie.
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Right?
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Show me the picture.
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Oh, send it to me.
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Eight-hour feasts and conga lines?
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Celia completely misrepresented herself.
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My favorite thing about her
was her broken home.
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- You want to take that again?
- You know what I mean.
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It meant that I would always
have the better family.
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The fun family.
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In every couple,
one side is the favorite,
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the other is the obligation.
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I thought I was a shoo-in
for the favorite.
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Which is why I haven't been
trying very hard.
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This has been you not trying hard?
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When Ted Jr. got married,
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I didn't know which side
of the family I was
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until I got to the wedding.
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That's when her family
gave them a lake house
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next to their lake houses.
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Now they got Ted Jr. for Thanksgiving,
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and I get a "video hug" on my birthday.
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See? I don't want that.
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I thought I already won.
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Won what? It's not a contest.
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That's what the loser family says.
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Uh, I don't have a loser family.
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Where did you spend the holidays
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when you and Cheryl were still married?
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With hers, but that's
only 'cause my family...
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Oh.
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Loser.
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Can you believe
I've been in LA this long
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without a single game night?
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Yeah, well, I've been
in LA for three weeks,
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and the only celebrity
I've seen is Rick Fox.
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And for some reason,
I've seen him six times.
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I stopped getting excited six times ago.
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We never had game nights growing up.
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My mom always said they
were the devil's work
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and are just a gateway drug to
Ouija boards and naked Twister.
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Ooh, I want to go to
your mom's game night.
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No.
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Tonight is gonna be the best game night.
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It has to be.
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I've got to remind the kids
that we're the better family.
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Back in Iowa, our game nights
were legendary.
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We used to call them the Raines Games.
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In high school,
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Freddie used to stay home
on a Saturday night
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just to play games with me.
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I've seen pictures of him
in high school, and, uh,
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I don't think that's why
he had to stay home.
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Oh, my gosh, I just realized...
the teams are uneven.
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Oh, that's okay.
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I've been your teammate for 20 years.
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I'll let Danny handle it tonight.
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I'll be the scorekeeper.
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And for the record, I can be bought.
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Torch accepted.
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It is about to get hot.
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Oh, the other teams are
gonna be in trouble tonight.
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We've got a good connection.
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We are so good, we can...
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Win.
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Finish each other's sentences.
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Dammit, Danny,
get your head in the game.
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We're gonna start with
a game of Celebrity.
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Ooh, what's Celebrity?
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Is that when we all do
celebrity impressions?
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Because I do a really good Viola Davis.
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"How. To Get Away.
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With Murder."
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- That was excellent.
- I know.
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I was like, "Where did Lane go?"
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Yeah. But no.
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Celebrity is a game where
you try to guess a celebrity
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based on your teammate's clues.
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The first round, you can use
as many words as you want,
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but the second round,
you can only use one word.
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That's when it gets really fun.
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Let's do this!
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Please don't do that.
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- I didn't grow up with sports.
- Sorry.
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Hey, Mom. We're here.
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Why are you dressed like
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T.J. Maxx "Queen's Gambit"?
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Are... Are... Are those nude pantyhose?
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No, I just finally shaved my legs.
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Ah.
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Um, Nick, of course you know my mother,
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and this is her best friend, Sharon,
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who's on holiday from Waterloo.
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And this is Danny,
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who owns this delightful abode.
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Also known as the garage.
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The bedroom still smells like a muffler.
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Are you the one who wrote that review?
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Mm-hmm.
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It's so nice to be here, Mrs. Raines.
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- Thanks for inviting me.
- I didn't.
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I mean, nice to see you.
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The teams are uneven again.
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- You have to play.
- I don't want to play.
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I want to be scorekeeper.
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Scorekeeper gets to drink.
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I'd also like to be scorekeeper.
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"How. To get away.
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With drinking."
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Oh.
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Nick, let me get you
something from the kitchen.
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No, Jackie, let me get you something.
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You've been volunteering all day.
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She's amazing.
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She won't let anyone
do anything for her.
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Uh-huh.
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Where do you volunteer
these days, Jackie?
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Children... with pets...
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who need legs.
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Children with pets who need legs!
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Do the children need legs,
or do the pets need legs?
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- We're not allowed to ask.
- Ah.
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Uh, Jackie, will you
help me in the kitchen?
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Yes, it would be my pleasure, Mother.
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Ugh.
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So, Nick, how long have you been in LA?
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I moved here after college.
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And how many times
have you seen Rick Fox?
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None.
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But here's something cool...
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I saw an actual fox when I was
hiking at Griffith Park.
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A real fox? Well, that's boring.
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Okay. What's going on?
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Why are you being weird
on family fun night?
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What do you mean? I'm not being weird.
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Nicholas, would you like
your drinks on the rocks
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or... sans rocks?
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Whatever you're having.
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See? He loves this Jackie.
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You're lying to him.
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Of course I'm lying to him.
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I worked in real estate
long enough to know
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you have to stage a place
to get someone to sign a lease.
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I'm the model unit.
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Then once he falls in love with this,
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he'll be ready to deal with
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the rusty pipes and
the leaky basement unit.
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Also known as my Taco Bell
tattoo and my night screams.
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When did you get a tattoo?
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I wish I could remember.
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Just get on board with the model unit
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- and sell, sell, sell, okay?
- Okay.
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Well, I'm selling
something tonight, too.
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What do you mean?
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Danny already bought you
as a mid-century modern.
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He's not expecting new appliances.
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I'm not talking about me and Danny.
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I'm talking about this family.
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Tonight is about
showing Freddie and Celia
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that we're the best.
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You sell me. I'll sell that.
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Ah! That point goes to Danny and Jean.
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Damn right it does!
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Now, let's do something fun
and switch up the teams.
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Yeah, except us, right?
'Cause we're on fire.
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And I do not want to be
with any of these losers.
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I think we're okay with that.
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Celia, wait until you see
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Freddie and Jackie together.
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Oh, they're so good.
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It's like they have their own language.
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We used to call them "Frackie."
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Oh, wait, so I'm with Nick now?
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Mm. That works.
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No, wait. No, that...
that doesn't seem right.
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They're both hot to game night.
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New to game night. What?
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Yeah, it's fine.
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- Nick, you're with me.
- Mm.
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00:08:48,997 --> 00:08:51,232
- Okay, this is gonna be fun.
- Mm-hmm.
259
00:08:51,366 --> 00:08:54,202
Let the Raines Games continue!
260
00:08:54,335 --> 00:08:56,403
I'm going to drink every time
she says "Raines Games."
261
00:08:56,537 --> 00:08:58,406
I'm gonna drink anytime
anybody says anything.
262
00:08:58,540 --> 00:08:59,607
I'm on holiday.
263
00:08:59,741 --> 00:09:00,875
Yeah.
264
00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:02,042
He's an actor.
265
00:09:02,176 --> 00:09:03,653
His hairline is the shape of a toaster.
266
00:09:03,678 --> 00:09:04,720
- David Schwimmer.
- Yes.
267
00:09:04,745 --> 00:09:05,721
Dunkin' Donuts.
268
00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:06,747
- Ben Affleck.
- Yes!
269
00:09:06,772 --> 00:09:07,857
I never remember his name.
270
00:09:07,882 --> 00:09:09,818
- Michael Bublé.
- Yes!
271
00:09:09,951 --> 00:09:11,787
Whoo! Time.
272
00:09:11,919 --> 00:09:13,020
That is gonna be hard to beat.
273
00:09:13,154 --> 00:09:15,223
Yeah! Who's the loser now?
274
00:09:15,356 --> 00:09:18,225
Suck it, suck it, suck it,
suck it, suck it, suck it!
275
00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:20,228
Okay, I'm glad you're having fun,
276
00:09:20,361 --> 00:09:21,862
but don't tell my family to suck it.
277
00:09:21,996 --> 00:09:24,665
Okay, sorry. I withdraw my suck-its.
278
00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:25,900
Celia and Nick, you're up.
279
00:09:26,034 --> 00:09:28,135
Okay.
280
00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:31,538
Um, no idea. Pass.
281
00:09:31,672 --> 00:09:34,509
Ugh, I hate him. Pass.
282
00:09:34,643 --> 00:09:36,210
Okay. Ooh, okay.
283
00:09:36,344 --> 00:09:38,446
She's that girl from the TV.
284
00:09:38,580 --> 00:09:40,715
Um, she has the cutest bernedoodle.
285
00:09:40,849 --> 00:09:42,684
Uh, she brought back jelly sandals.
286
00:09:42,816 --> 00:09:43,918
Was that a minute?
287
00:09:44,052 --> 00:09:46,086
It was all I could take.
288
00:09:46,220 --> 00:09:47,664
Well, good effort.
289
00:09:47,889 --> 00:09:49,871
Let's not forget it's
their first Raines Games.
290
00:09:49,896 --> 00:09:51,418
Mm, their first what?
291
00:09:51,459 --> 00:09:53,160
- Raines Games.
- Mm.
292
00:09:53,294 --> 00:09:54,194
What kind of games?
293
00:09:54,328 --> 00:09:55,363
Raines Games.
294
00:09:57,031 --> 00:09:58,333
How...
295
00:09:58,467 --> 00:10:00,568
Raines... Oh, I see what you're doing.
296
00:10:02,247 --> 00:10:05,039
- Okay, babe, go, go, go, go, go.
- All right, Freddie! Come on!
297
00:10:05,173 --> 00:10:06,755
- Here we go. Here we go.
- Come on, Freddie.
298
00:10:06,825 --> 00:10:08,510
Oh, okay, okay, uh, uh,
he was in that movie
299
00:10:08,644 --> 00:10:10,044
that I thought I was gonna hate,
but then I loved it.
300
00:10:10,178 --> 00:10:11,612
- Ooh, I know what this is.
- No idea.
301
00:10:11,746 --> 00:10:12,814
Uh, he's big.
302
00:10:12,948 --> 00:10:14,683
I have a poster of young him in my room.
303
00:10:14,817 --> 00:10:16,051
- No idea.
- I know.
304
00:10:16,184 --> 00:10:18,919
I saw him at Whole Foods
buying 20 chicken breasts.
305
00:10:19,054 --> 00:10:21,423
I saw Rick Fox buying
a pork chop at Ralph's.
306
00:10:21,557 --> 00:10:23,425
No idea.
307
00:10:23,558 --> 00:10:28,530
Uh. Do you smell-l-l-l-l what...
blank... is cooking?!
308
00:10:28,664 --> 00:10:29,597
Chicken?
309
00:10:31,033 --> 00:10:32,467
The Rock.
310
00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:34,736
- Uh, Danny, help me get dessert.
- Mm-hmm.
311
00:10:34,870 --> 00:10:36,738
What was that? Were you trying to lose?
312
00:10:36,871 --> 00:10:39,440
Of course not.
I just didn't get your clues.
313
00:10:39,573 --> 00:10:41,041
It doesn't matter. It's just a game.
314
00:10:41,175 --> 00:10:42,376
What?
315
00:10:42,510 --> 00:10:43,745
Okay, what's going on with you?
316
00:10:43,879 --> 00:10:45,380
Nothing.
317
00:10:45,514 --> 00:10:47,448
You know what? I think we're gonna go.
318
00:10:47,582 --> 00:10:49,418
Nick, I'm gonna grab my purse.
319
00:10:50,584 --> 00:10:53,554
Seriously, Jackie, what's going on?
320
00:10:53,688 --> 00:10:54,890
Y-You don't care that we're losing?
321
00:10:55,023 --> 00:10:56,758
You're the most competitive
person in the family.
322
00:10:56,890 --> 00:10:58,160
I don't care about
stupid things anymore.
323
00:10:58,293 --> 00:10:59,461
I've evolved.
324
00:10:59,593 --> 00:11:01,629
Jackie, you missed
a job interview yesterday
325
00:11:01,764 --> 00:11:03,632
'cause you were watching
YouTube videos of cats
326
00:11:03,765 --> 00:11:05,133
who are afraid of cucumbers.
327
00:11:05,266 --> 00:11:07,703
Why is it every cat?
It's like all of them.
328
00:11:07,836 --> 00:11:09,605
Do they think it's a snake?
329
00:11:09,737 --> 00:11:11,640
Okay, fine, I haven't evolved.
330
00:11:11,773 --> 00:11:14,175
But you need to shut your mouth,
because I'm doing something.
331
00:11:14,309 --> 00:11:16,377
But you guys can't leave.
332
00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:18,045
We haven't played Charades yet.
333
00:11:18,179 --> 00:11:19,948
One word... sounds like "brownies."
334
00:11:20,081 --> 00:11:21,650
I made brownies!
335
00:11:21,784 --> 00:11:23,652
Somehow, I have fallen ass-backwards
336
00:11:23,785 --> 00:11:26,121
into a beautiful relationship
with Nick Harper.
337
00:11:26,254 --> 00:11:27,688
The only way that keeps going
338
00:11:27,822 --> 00:11:29,591
is if he doesn't find out
who I really am.
339
00:11:29,723 --> 00:11:30,557
So you've been lying to him?
340
00:11:30,692 --> 00:11:32,260
Nonstop. I had to.
341
00:11:32,394 --> 00:11:34,629
And I think he's starting to
fall in love with fake Jackie.
342
00:11:34,762 --> 00:11:36,331
She volunteers for charities,
343
00:11:36,464 --> 00:11:38,566
drives an electric car,
has a savings account.
344
00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:40,435
I mean, I'm starting to
fall in love with fake Jackie.
345
00:11:40,568 --> 00:11:42,971
Who's fake Jackie?
346
00:11:43,105 --> 00:11:44,807
Oh.
347
00:11:44,939 --> 00:11:46,440
Hey, Nick.
348
00:11:46,574 --> 00:11:47,609
Bonjour.
349
00:11:49,135 --> 00:11:50,370
Uh, what's going on?
We gonna have Round Two?
350
00:11:50,402 --> 00:11:51,461
We gotta have Round Two.
351
00:11:51,486 --> 00:11:53,648
Otherwise, you guys
won't be able to suck it.
352
00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:55,950
Don't tell your mom I said that.
353
00:11:56,083 --> 00:11:57,452
Celia, let's get out of here.
354
00:11:57,584 --> 00:12:01,021
Well, guys you can't leave.
355
00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:03,024
We're having fun.
356
00:12:03,049 --> 00:12:05,118
Jean, I don't know how
to break this to you...
357
00:12:05,150 --> 00:12:07,235
I'm probably the only one
that's having fun...
358
00:12:07,314 --> 00:12:09,316
...and I'm not even having
that much fun.
359
00:12:09,496 --> 00:12:11,926
But this was supposed to save me
360
00:12:12,074 --> 00:12:13,715
from computer hugs on my birthday
361
00:12:13,787 --> 00:12:15,355
and holidays spent alone.
362
00:12:15,495 --> 00:12:16,996
I'm not giving up without a fight.
363
00:12:17,104 --> 00:12:19,491
Oh, my God.
Jean, I knew something was up.
364
00:12:19,623 --> 00:12:22,060
It's not a big deal.
It's only one Christmas.
365
00:12:22,194 --> 00:12:23,996
What's one Christmas?
366
00:12:24,128 --> 00:12:26,197
- Uh...
- What were you talking about?
367
00:12:26,332 --> 00:12:28,467
What are you talking about?
368
00:12:28,601 --> 00:12:30,870
You told me you told her.
369
00:12:31,002 --> 00:12:33,472
I was going to.
370
00:12:33,606 --> 00:12:37,510
Mom, we're spending Christmas
with Celia's family.
371
00:12:37,642 --> 00:12:40,845
Oh. Okay.
372
00:12:40,978 --> 00:12:43,147
Well, I guess we know
who lost this round.
373
00:12:43,288 --> 00:12:45,423
Hey, you just lost your family.
374
00:12:45,550 --> 00:12:47,319
But we won everything else.
375
00:12:47,453 --> 00:12:48,688
Mm.
376
00:12:54,225 --> 00:12:56,694
What's Christmas without my kids?
377
00:12:56,827 --> 00:12:58,328
Who's gonna crawl in bed with me
378
00:12:58,461 --> 00:13:00,630
while I read "'Twas
the Night Before Christmas"?
379
00:13:00,763 --> 00:13:03,533
Am I gonna have to settle in
for a long winter's nap
380
00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:05,302
all by myself?
381
00:13:05,435 --> 00:13:07,805
Aw, that sounds...
382
00:13:07,937 --> 00:13:10,673
You know, Jean, it... it is normal
383
00:13:10,807 --> 00:13:12,409
for families to grow
and get more complicated.
384
00:13:12,542 --> 00:13:15,311
And Freddie has commitments
to Celia's family now.
385
00:13:15,446 --> 00:13:17,848
Eventually, Jackie will have
other commitments, too.
386
00:13:17,981 --> 00:13:19,182
You know, there may be some holidays
387
00:13:19,316 --> 00:13:20,851
where you're gonna have to be flexible.
388
00:13:20,985 --> 00:13:24,020
"Flexible" is just
the therapy word for alone.
389
00:13:24,153 --> 00:13:25,889
You know, Danny,
we're not all therapists.
390
00:13:26,023 --> 00:13:27,423
Some of us are realists.
391
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:29,192
You know, people who keep it real.
392
00:13:29,326 --> 00:13:30,628
Well, come on, Sharon.
393
00:13:30,760 --> 00:13:31,794
You're a few years
ahead of Jean on this.
394
00:13:31,928 --> 00:13:33,529
How did you all figure out the holidays
395
00:13:33,663 --> 00:13:35,598
with Ted Jr.'s wife's family?
396
00:13:35,733 --> 00:13:39,203
Well, I wanted him to come
spend Thanksgiving with me.
397
00:13:39,335 --> 00:13:41,906
He invited me to spend
Thanksgiving with all of them.
398
00:13:42,038 --> 00:13:45,542
I said, "I'd rather you stick me
in the oven with the turkey."
399
00:13:45,677 --> 00:13:48,711
And now I eat Thanksgiving
alone at the bowling alley.
400
00:13:48,845 --> 00:13:50,169
'Cause I like their stuffing.
401
00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:52,499
Okay, Jean, you're gonna
have to communicate.
402
00:13:52,634 --> 00:13:54,301
That's really the only way
to work these things out.
403
00:13:54,435 --> 00:13:55,669
Okay, two things.
404
00:13:55,802 --> 00:13:57,504
Sharon, you've been
405
00:13:57,638 --> 00:13:59,840
having Thanksgiving dinner
at the bowling alley?
406
00:13:59,974 --> 00:14:01,776
I invite you every year.
407
00:14:01,908 --> 00:14:03,110
Your stuffing's dry.
408
00:14:03,244 --> 00:14:05,345
What's the second thing?
409
00:14:05,480 --> 00:14:06,613
Danny's right.
410
00:14:06,746 --> 00:14:08,481
I think we need the Raines Stick.
411
00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:10,651
Ooh, she's bringing out the big guns.
412
00:14:10,784 --> 00:14:12,653
But... But not a gun, right?
413
00:14:12,787 --> 00:14:13,855
Better.
414
00:14:13,988 --> 00:14:15,590
We made the Raines Stick
as a way to communicate.
415
00:14:15,723 --> 00:14:17,491
The rules are simple.
416
00:14:17,624 --> 00:14:19,326
Whosever holding the stick has
to talk about their feelings.
417
00:14:19,460 --> 00:14:20,528
Oh.
418
00:14:20,662 --> 00:14:22,495
Oh, that's actually
a real group exercise
419
00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:25,032
we use in, uh, interventions
and family therapy.
420
00:14:25,166 --> 00:14:27,635
You get three points for crying,
minus two for yelling,
421
00:14:27,768 --> 00:14:29,570
and you lose your turn
if you blame your mother.
422
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:30,771
Well, in therapy,
423
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:32,305
we call blaming your mother
a breakthrough.
424
00:14:32,438 --> 00:14:34,141
And you just lost 30 points.
425
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,376
- Damn it!
- Why are you so competitive?
426
00:14:36,510 --> 00:14:38,045
Oh, I don't know. I blame my...
427
00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:39,847
Never mind.
428
00:14:43,683 --> 00:14:44,651
My place.
429
00:14:44,786 --> 00:14:46,354
Lane, we have to go.
430
00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:47,487
What a weird family.
431
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:53,994
- My place.
- No.
432
00:14:54,128 --> 00:14:56,064
You can't say no
to the Raines Stick, Celia.
433
00:14:56,196 --> 00:14:58,398
Of course you can't.
434
00:15:00,843 --> 00:15:03,971
Welcome to the first
Los Angeles Raines Stick circle.
435
00:15:04,105 --> 00:15:05,940
I'm gonna lay out a few ground rules.
436
00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:08,442
Unless you're the scorekeeper...
that's me...
437
00:15:08,576 --> 00:15:11,211
there's no talking unless
you're holding the stick.
438
00:15:11,345 --> 00:15:13,648
- Can I be scorekeeper, too?
- No talking without the stick.
439
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,014
This isn't a game.
440
00:15:15,149 --> 00:15:17,552
Then why is there a scorekeeper?
441
00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:18,985
Okay, I'll go first.
442
00:15:20,754 --> 00:15:23,457
I think you all know
how important game nights
443
00:15:23,591 --> 00:15:27,762
and Sunday dinners
and all the holidays are to me.
444
00:15:27,894 --> 00:15:30,831
That's what keeps us connected,
keeps us close,
445
00:15:30,965 --> 00:15:33,500
and I'm not ready to
give some of them up.
446
00:15:33,634 --> 00:15:36,303
So I just want to say
that I'm willing to
447
00:15:36,437 --> 00:15:39,106
let you guys spend another
holiday with Celia's family,
448
00:15:39,239 --> 00:15:41,175
but I'm keeping Christmas.
449
00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:42,910
Okay, can I have the stupid stick?
450
00:15:43,043 --> 00:15:45,145
You lose two points
for insulting the stick,
451
00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:47,048
but go ahead.
452
00:15:47,181 --> 00:15:49,783
Thank you.
453
00:15:49,917 --> 00:15:53,120
Jean, we see you practically every day.
454
00:15:53,254 --> 00:15:54,622
And it's great.
455
00:15:54,755 --> 00:15:56,957
I love that you've made me
a part of your family.
456
00:15:57,091 --> 00:16:00,661
I just want my family to
have the same opportunity
457
00:16:00,794 --> 00:16:03,063
with Freddie...
to make him a part of ours.
458
00:16:03,197 --> 00:16:06,282
And I'm sorry, but you're just
gonna have to get used to
459
00:16:06,444 --> 00:16:09,180
the fact that we have to share
some holidays from now on.
460
00:16:09,313 --> 00:16:13,364
So... we are spending
this Christmas with my family.
461
00:16:13,407 --> 00:16:14,908
It's not your decision.
462
00:16:16,810 --> 00:16:19,480
Oh, sorry.
463
00:16:21,782 --> 00:16:25,119
But how could Christmas
not be my decision?
464
00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:26,286
I'm Santa.
465
00:16:26,420 --> 00:16:29,790
Okay, Freddie promised that from now on,
466
00:16:29,924 --> 00:16:31,358
we would split all holidays evenly.
467
00:16:31,492 --> 00:16:33,194
It's only fair.
468
00:16:33,327 --> 00:16:36,463
You guys just couldn't
let me be happy, fake Jackie.
469
00:16:36,598 --> 00:16:38,733
Happy, fake Jackie
was doing great with Nick.
470
00:16:38,866 --> 00:16:41,202
Happy, fake Jackie
was making love with Nick
471
00:16:41,335 --> 00:16:42,469
on a nightly basis.
472
00:16:42,603 --> 00:16:44,372
1,000 points for Jackie.
473
00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:48,209
I wasn't gonna say anything,
but I was planning on
474
00:16:48,342 --> 00:16:50,278
taking everyone to Hawaii for Christmas.
475
00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:51,378
- Mom.
- And I'm dying.
476
00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:52,613
Don't even joke!
477
00:16:52,747 --> 00:16:54,549
- And I'm pregnant.
- Oh, Jean.
478
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:56,416
Okay, fine.
479
00:16:56,550 --> 00:17:00,200
Oh. My turn. Wow. Uh, okay.
480
00:17:00,286 --> 00:17:01,589
I'm, uh... I'm more used to facilitating
481
00:17:01,722 --> 00:17:03,523
these kinds of exercises, but, um,
482
00:17:03,657 --> 00:17:05,059
might take a minute
for me to check in with
483
00:17:05,192 --> 00:17:06,161
my own feelings.
484
00:17:06,294 --> 00:17:08,696
Um, whoa, let me see.
485
00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:11,531
Let me see.
486
00:17:11,665 --> 00:17:13,969
I think, first,
I'd like to thank you all
487
00:17:14,102 --> 00:17:15,970
for having me here.
488
00:17:16,103 --> 00:17:17,071
Is there a time limit on this?
489
00:17:17,204 --> 00:17:20,206
- No. Next.
- I don't want to.
490
00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:21,442
You've got the stick.
You've got to talk.
491
00:17:21,576 --> 00:17:22,543
Well, that's not entirely true.
492
00:17:22,676 --> 00:17:24,279
Danny, you don't have the stick.
493
00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:27,147
Okay, um...
494
00:17:27,281 --> 00:17:29,082
I'm trying to start this
new family with Celia,
495
00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,218
but I'm feeling all kinds of
pressure from my old family.
496
00:17:31,352 --> 00:17:32,887
Well, one member.
497
00:17:33,019 --> 00:17:35,022
- He's talking about me.
- You don't have the stick.
498
00:17:35,156 --> 00:17:37,457
Danny, I'm not gonna warn you again.
499
00:17:38,225 --> 00:17:42,262
Celia, I want to
have Christmas with you.
500
00:17:42,396 --> 00:17:45,066
Mom, I-I-I want to have
Christmas with you, too.
501
00:17:45,199 --> 00:17:46,234
Ugh, see?
502
00:17:46,367 --> 00:17:49,404
Everyone is mad at me, and this sucks!
503
00:17:49,537 --> 00:17:51,806
I don't think I really understand.
504
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:53,207
Just tell us how you feel.
505
00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:54,375
No, I understand the game.
506
00:17:54,509 --> 00:17:57,179
It's not a game.
507
00:17:57,311 --> 00:17:59,680
What I don't understand is why you guys
508
00:17:59,814 --> 00:18:02,084
spend all of your time together arguing
509
00:18:02,217 --> 00:18:04,252
about when you'll get to
spend more time together
510
00:18:04,385 --> 00:18:06,320
instead of enjoying your time together.
511
00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:07,788
It's a waste of time.
512
00:18:07,923 --> 00:18:10,156
I haven't seen my brother
for four years,
513
00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,626
so get over yourself
and appreciate what you have,
514
00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:14,195
'cause it could all be
taken away from you.
515
00:18:14,328 --> 00:18:16,463
By me, if you make me play another game.
516
00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:20,335
This is a damn game!
517
00:18:22,904 --> 00:18:24,071
See?
518
00:18:24,205 --> 00:18:26,240
Christmas can be any day you make it.
519
00:18:26,374 --> 00:18:27,775
Aww, you're right, Cookie.
520
00:18:27,908 --> 00:18:29,209
It doesn't matter when we celebrate,
521
00:18:29,344 --> 00:18:30,443
as long as we're together.
522
00:18:30,577 --> 00:18:32,180
Oh, I really like this.
523
00:18:32,314 --> 00:18:34,077
- Feels like Christmas back home.
- Ah?
524
00:18:34,171 --> 00:18:36,241
You know, 'cause, in Australia,
our seasons are reversed.
525
00:18:36,367 --> 00:18:38,936
So you have Fourth of July
in the winter?
526
00:18:39,069 --> 00:18:40,771
Jean, we don't have Fourth of July.
527
00:18:40,905 --> 00:18:43,107
So you just go from
the third to the fifth?
528
00:18:44,542 --> 00:18:45,909
Oh, we're messing with you, Danny.
529
00:18:46,044 --> 00:18:48,213
Yeah.
530
00:18:48,338 --> 00:18:50,690
- Merry Christmas, Mom.
- Merry Christmas, Jean.
531
00:18:50,744 --> 00:18:51,858
- I made some buñuelos.
- Aww. Ah!
532
00:18:51,883 --> 00:18:53,518
They're like a cross between
a doughnut and a beignet.
533
00:18:53,651 --> 00:18:55,520
My Abuela always makes
them at Christmas.
534
00:18:55,654 --> 00:18:57,355
They're almost as good as your brownies.
535
00:18:57,488 --> 00:19:00,091
Oh, well, if you think
my brownies are good,
536
00:19:00,224 --> 00:19:02,260
you should taste my Christmas cookies.
537
00:19:02,394 --> 00:19:03,894
Next year.
538
00:19:04,028 --> 00:19:05,564
Because we're going to do
every other, right?
539
00:19:05,696 --> 00:19:08,065
Yes, Mom, we signed the napkin-contract.
540
00:19:10,702 --> 00:19:13,404
- Hey, guys, Nick and I are here.
- Ah.
541
00:19:13,538 --> 00:19:16,308
Yeah, that's right.
We're still together.
542
00:19:16,441 --> 00:19:18,009
He knows I'm unemployed,
543
00:19:18,142 --> 00:19:20,278
and the only time he sees
fake Jackie is in the bedroom.
544
00:19:20,412 --> 00:19:22,213
And I'm okay with that.
545
00:19:22,346 --> 00:19:24,080
Okay, guys.
546
00:19:24,214 --> 00:19:26,050
I even showed him my Taco Bell tattoo.
547
00:19:26,183 --> 00:19:27,511
And what did you say, Nick?
548
00:19:27,659 --> 00:19:29,284
Uh, well, first, I made a joke
549
00:19:29,354 --> 00:19:31,288
about thinking outside the bun.
550
00:19:31,413 --> 00:19:34,282
Seriously, guys, clean it up.
It's Christmas.
551
00:19:34,425 --> 00:19:36,327
I said I like this Jackie better.
552
00:19:36,460 --> 00:19:37,929
- Aww.
- Hear that?
553
00:19:38,061 --> 00:19:40,161
I'm wearing shorts,
and I didn't even shave my legs.
554
00:19:41,398 --> 00:19:43,667
All right, come on.
We got Christmas beer,
555
00:19:43,801 --> 00:19:45,135
Christmas wine, Christmas vodka.
556
00:19:45,269 --> 00:19:47,939
We are going to drink
until we see Santa.
557
00:19:48,073 --> 00:19:49,140
This is a fun family.
558
00:19:49,273 --> 00:19:51,008
- A what?
- A fun family.
559
00:19:51,143 --> 00:19:53,577
- A what?
- A fun family?
560
00:19:53,711 --> 00:19:55,113
Uh, it'll never be enough for her, Nick.
561
00:19:55,247 --> 00:19:55,947
Come on.
562
00:19:58,048 --> 00:20:00,518
Hey, Danny, do you know what this is?
563
00:20:00,651 --> 00:20:01,849
Hmm...
564
00:20:01,874 --> 00:20:04,155
- It's mistletoe.
- I think it's rosemary.
565
00:20:04,288 --> 00:20:05,522
Do you want to kiss me or not?
566
00:20:05,656 --> 00:20:07,224
Let's do this!
567
00:20:13,723 --> 00:20:16,265
Okay, so we're gonna try
game night again.
568
00:20:16,365 --> 00:20:18,200
But this time,
no pressure, no weirdness,
569
00:20:18,304 --> 00:20:19,770
and no whatever Danny was doing.
570
00:20:19,902 --> 00:20:21,904
What... winning? No one's gonna win?
571
00:20:22,038 --> 00:20:23,173
Danny.
572
00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:24,674
I promise I'll try.
573
00:20:24,808 --> 00:20:27,378
Okay, so, how about next Thursday?
574
00:20:27,511 --> 00:20:29,446
Oh, I can't. It's Nick's birthday.
575
00:20:29,579 --> 00:20:31,380
Do we want to roll the dice
that they'll still be together?
576
00:20:31,514 --> 00:20:32,648
Freddie.
577
00:20:32,783 --> 00:20:34,517
Oh, actually, we're out anyway.
578
00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:36,596
It's my uncle's first birthday.
579
00:20:36,698 --> 00:20:39,090
And then we have to watch
my stepgrandma deejay.
580
00:20:40,890 --> 00:20:44,093
All right, h-how about
two Thursdays from now?
581
00:20:44,227 --> 00:20:45,161
Nope, nope, we can't.
582
00:20:45,294 --> 00:20:46,596
We got Jimmy Buffett tickets.
583
00:20:46,729 --> 00:20:48,464
Yeah, but once he does "Margaritaville,"
584
00:20:48,599 --> 00:20:49,867
we can go, right?
585
00:20:50,000 --> 00:20:51,267
Jean, I'm not gonna have
this argument again.
586
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,669
His catalogue is deeply underrated.
587
00:20:53,803 --> 00:20:55,004
How about the Friday?
588
00:20:55,138 --> 00:20:56,138
Ooh, can't.
589
00:20:56,273 --> 00:20:58,242
I'm going to brunch with Rick Fox.
590
00:20:58,375 --> 00:21:00,844
He finally wore me down.
591
00:21:00,977 --> 00:21:02,345
Well, this is terrible.
592
00:21:02,478 --> 00:21:03,980
We don't know how long it's gonna be
593
00:21:04,115 --> 00:21:06,150
before we're all in a room together.
594
00:21:06,283 --> 00:21:09,986
Guys, we're here now.
595
00:21:10,119 --> 00:21:12,155
- I'll get Taboo.
- I'll heat up the pizza rolls.
596
00:21:12,289 --> 00:21:13,356
Prepare to suck it!
597
00:21:13,490 --> 00:21:14,791
Danny's gonna be scorekeeper.
598
00:21:14,925 --> 00:21:16,627
I don't like who I am right now.
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