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Desire planet, I've dreamt of it
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For you, tomorrow,
Get free acces to riches
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Who's got the sense of savings?
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Warning: Advertisement is paying,
in this movie it has been offered
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It doesn't change the world
but it contributes
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French petrochemicals products
" Welcome in the brave new world "
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Everything can be bought
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Love, Art, planet Earth
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you, me
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particularly me
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Man is a product as others
with a sale deadline
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I'm publicist
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I'm part of those who makes you
dream of things you'll never have
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sky always blue
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wenches never dumpy
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perfect photoshopped happiness
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you believe I make the world prettier?
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fail: I screw it up
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everything is temporary
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Love, Art, planet Earth
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you, me
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particulary me
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that's it, it's done
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the corner is turned
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I can watch my life back
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it's cool
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for example I had completly
forgotten how much,
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yet very young,
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I loved sophisticated pictures
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- Arch your back!
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show me your butt!
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- Octave, honey,
Dinner's ready!
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- Yes mummy, I'm coming!
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I've always been off-set
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I was really made for that job
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- beat it
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fuck it's shit!
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I'm on a bad trip
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sorry Stephanie, you're alright?!
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I didn't know you were here
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It's not against you, sorry
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you're alright? Wait...
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I
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to me, everything
had started so well;
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the mood was good,
the dj excellent
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pleasant temperature,
superb girls,
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alcohol a gogo,
drugs of quality,
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undeniably, my first 33 years
were really successfull
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but I won't disguise the truth
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I'm not a nice boy
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- We're closing
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I am a big shit
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a modern hero
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I find my trousers,
in the Vogue Italy
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and in the Deutsh
Vanity Fair
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previous to the month
of purchase
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concerning my shirts, it cames
from New York, Tokio, Bombay, Guetary
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I'm sorry to be so much
in advance of you, but...
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I'm the one who decide today
what you'll want tomorrow
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I drug you with novelty
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and novelty's advantage,
is that don't stay new for longtime
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you should ideally hate me, before
hating the era that created me
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so here it is, my name is
Octave Parengo
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and my dresser is APC
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I have spent my life manipulating you
for 75.000 F per month
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when by dint of savings, you'll
be able to buy your dream car,
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I shall already have
made it old-fashionned
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I always manage
to frustrate you
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I penetrate your brain
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I come in your right hemisphere
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your desire don't belong
to you anymore
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I impose mine on you
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never a fooling cunt, has been such
powerfull as me for 2.000 years
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- Octave Parengo, 312 chamber
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- I got that for you
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- thank you...
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sorry,
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it's ugly
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popular
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here it's "the Ross";
Ross and Witchcraft
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one of the biggest advertising
company of the world
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median age: 28 years old
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sales: 1.430.000 F
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my open ended job
is copywriter
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I write 30 seconds
film scenarios
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and slogans for posters
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I say "slogan"
for you to understand
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but you should
know we say
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"catcher" or "headline"
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for example: Wonderbra
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"Look at me in the eyes"
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"I said in the eyes!"...
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- Ave Octavus!
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- Hi the dorks!
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...it comes from me
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Arch your back!
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here new territory are explored
toward dry sausage,
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Stan consolidate the "teen shower"
spirit and the 15/35 y. o.
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Alexandra, try to optimize the
strategical approach of seniors' napkins
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funky...
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here it's the accounting dep.
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and she is...
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what is her name?
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ohhh, nevermind...
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It's Marc Maronnier,
my creative director
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after Philippe, the president,
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he is the most important
man of the company
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- hi
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- hi, how are you?
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- I just spent the week-end
with my man
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four days in Cabourg
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I'm so happy!
- oh yeah?!
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- ... A charming little corner
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so romantic,
we landed up there,
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we digged it so much...
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it was great,
I'm so peachy!
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- you're fired, take your stuff
right now and beat it!
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I am not joking
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Marc is like that, for 10 years
he has taught me everything
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Allright you stay,
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and your out of date language
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"we digged it, it was awesome,
we got a kick out "
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avo
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it's disgusting me
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and you spend this week-end here,
I want a balance for Tuesday
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- Yes Mr Maronnier
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- Ok, it's cool, you
can call me Marc
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- he is a genius
- you're ok?
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you're ready for this afternoon
presentation for Madone?
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- yeah, we hold something
- I won't be there
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Jeff will be
- wait, jeff...
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- that's the way it is!
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I rely on you?
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- yeah, so, I rely on myself...
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- you adore me?!
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creative is not such an easy job,
and that's also why we're so well-paid
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to shut us up, you won't
believe me, but
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money is not the only reason
I choose that job
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I was 17 and a half
when I had my first "ad-shock"
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I knew it was what
I wanted to do
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I went to the cin
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Some of its were little
treasure of ingenuity
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This day I decided
to become publicist
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and I succeeded
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Here, at 14th floor
is my office
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near the radiator,
it's Cuddly
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a blond hamster, picked up
on a filming shoot
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and next to it,
this retarded teenager,
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he's my Charly
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he's mine
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he's my partner
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he is artistic director, my D.A.
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or A.D., "Art Director"
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As we say in the profession,
because it makes more like American
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Hello Thierry, it's Charly,
Hello, sorry to disturb you,
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I'm embarrassed with an email
I received, the one with the eel...
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the moray eel... sorry
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I don't see, it's a guy or
a wench it's fucking with?
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I thought it was a guy...
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it's bad...
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oh, you're working now...
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As every creative of every company
of the world, my Charly spend 89%
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of his working time sharing
trash pictures via internet
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there, he comes out of a great
"Japanese vomit eater" period
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- Charly
- Yes Octave
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- If I told you, I have the vague feeling
to blow a fuse towards myself
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what would you say?
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- Wait, wait, are you telling
me this here?
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- Yeah I tell you
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- Ok then, tell me,
I am listening to you
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- I simply have the vague feeling
to blow a fuse towards myself
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yeah, of course
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- allright, I understand you completly,
I'd like to tell you many things
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- So come on, come on...
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- Did you snort, with someone else?
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- No I would never do this to you
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- So this is me you...
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you are provocating me!
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- I said nothing, stop, stop
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Oh yeah insult me in Deutsh
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come on, punish me!
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- Guys, we're waiting for you, on the stage,
for the shooting in Boulogne...
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- Yeah, we're coming, we finish, we go...
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- A masterpiece!
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- Someone told Steven it's
an ad for sauerkraut?
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- Don't know, I really have a doubt
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- please go and see him!
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- no you!
- no you!
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you it's good...
- what a bitch that guy
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- like that, yes. You detest me,
despise me with your mouth...
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- Steve... Can I talk to you
just 2 seconds...
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sorry
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It's super good, super glamour,
super sensual...
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but just could you
square me a plan
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cause, i have more options
to make it more classical,
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more neutral, you see,
it's not Aubade...
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it's sauerkraut...
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- Sauerkraut, it's what you want?
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- No, but it's good!
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- Turn on the radio!
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move, come on move!
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there...
Who's that?
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- ooh, it's Jeff
- hi guys, all is right?
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- Be careful, you got a
dropping piece of fabric
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- Sorry I don't feel like kidding
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You're ready for "Starlight"?
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- that's it!
- that's it, I told you earlier
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- No it's me, I told you
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- Ok ok allright,
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I don't want to put
pressure on you,
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but currently it's super hot
with Madone...
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- Yeah, Starlight is yet in linear...
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What!? I'll call her back...
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You don't seem to realize
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tought it's normal...
You're artists
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but Madone it's 39%
of the Ross sales, so...
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fuck! I gonna spit
on your mug!
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I told you, I'll see
that later...
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Jeff always own
the new rubbish gadget
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for example, his telephone
is built in his earphone
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the whole stuff permanently
linked to his secretary
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- this bitch bugs me,
here it's my cellphone
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with that I'm permanently linked to her,
so I always know everything
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It's very expensive
and it drives mad
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What I was saying?
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It Stinks sauerkraut
of shit here, no?
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- Jeff, let me introduce you to
Sir who produces that sauerkraut.
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- oh yes, Jean-pierre Rannu:
Jean-fran
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Jean-fran
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- Sir Rannu, really,
I'm deeply sorry, but...
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you know, we have so much stress
with this job, we need to relax...
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- Forget it,
that's the floor manager...
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- Beat it!
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What Jeff doesn't say,
that it's the 12th
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the 15th he will receive the evaluation
report of his work filled by his customer
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That's to say by Madone
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a sort of school report
notebook for adult
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so he freaks out, normal
it's meant for it
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but it doesn't matter
that's cool,
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moreover at the Ross everything
is cool... Even the sauerkraut
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the Madone executive
would dig to be... cool
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not easy to tumble in
schizophrenic land
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when your name is Jean Christian Gagnant
and got initials engraved on your briefcase
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for example, to him this morning
must have been a nightmare
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In Madone every product manager
wear short-sleeved shirts...
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- Have you received
my confirmation e-mail?
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...and neckties with
little animals on it
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You have received
my confirmation mail?
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To a product manager,
looking cool is hyper important
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we shall never forget
a customer has no ideas
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and that's why he comes
to our advertising company
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- that don't fit,
fuck, fuck and fuck!
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fuuuuuuuck!
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in those days, giant pictures
were put on the walls,
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on bus stops,
on trucks, on taxis
256
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human eye had never been so much
solicited since its whole history
257
00:18:58,458 --> 00:19:02,833
between birth and 18 years old,
we had calculated that each person
258
00:19:02,833 --> 00:19:04,875
had been exposed to an
average of 350.000 ads
259
00:19:06,958 --> 00:19:10,000
It had required 2.000 years
to come to it
260
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- Gas Parengo
- Hello sir
261
00:19:23,417 --> 00:19:26,875
- Charles Nagou, we come
for the Starlight meeting
262
00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,125
- Allright you have an ID card?
263
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:29,167
- yes
264
00:19:30,917 --> 00:19:32,083
- thanks
265
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,208
- We leave you the helmets
266
00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:40,333
- Here are your badges,
1st floor, Veneziano room
267
00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:41,375
- thanks
268
00:19:42,875 --> 00:19:44,542
- You have some left
269
00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:50,958
Always coming late to meetings,
270
00:19:50,958 --> 00:19:53,500
a creative on time is not credible
271
00:19:55,875 --> 00:19:59,000
Entering the room, where everybody's
waiting for him for 45 minutes,
272
00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:01,375
he should by no means apologise
273
00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:15,125
upon reflexion, it's true
this afternoon meeting
274
00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:18,875
was even more important than an
interview with the head of the state
275
00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:21,583
This meeting changed my life
276
00:20:27,125 --> 00:20:30,958
I think originally, I wanted
to make good around me
277
00:20:30,958 --> 00:20:33,458
It has not been possible,
for two reasons
278
00:20:33,458 --> 00:20:39,333
because I've been prevented, and also
a bit because I have abdicated
279
00:20:46,833 --> 00:20:51,292
- We're passing through a deep crisis
in the yoghurt world
280
00:20:51,292 --> 00:20:52,958
you knows only too well,
281
00:20:52,958 --> 00:20:57,208
since the mad-cow disease case,
yoghurt is world-threaten
282
00:20:57,208 --> 00:21:00,792
in this eroding market, our
answer is the "Foodament"
283
00:21:00,792 --> 00:21:05,042
the "Foodament" is a food
which would also be a medicament
284
00:21:05,042 --> 00:21:09,333
and then, Starlight innovate and
focus on a white cheese's new vision
285
00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:10,167
the "bodymading"
286
00:21:10,375 --> 00:21:14,292
with Starlight, I eat smart, so I am
smart, so Starlight makes me smart
287
00:21:14,292 --> 00:21:15,333
it's when we catch them
288
00:21:15,375 --> 00:21:18,292
It's a bit "head to legs"
289
00:21:18,292 --> 00:21:21,250
The Guy that don't laught
to Jeff's "no-joke"
290
00:21:21,250 --> 00:21:25,083
is the one to be convinced,
Alfred Dul
291
00:21:25,083 --> 00:21:26,750
scorpio ascendant ram,
292
00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:29,625
director of marketing
at Madone fresh food division
293
00:21:29,667 --> 00:21:34,583
suit: Hugo Boss, perfume: Hugo Boss
favorite poet: Hugo Boss
294
00:21:34,583 --> 00:21:38,292
Doesn't touch his wife anymore
since 1993, vote Republican,
295
00:21:38,292 --> 00:21:42,208
adore karting. At Madone and At Ross
he is feared and dread
296
00:21:42,208 --> 00:21:44,583
- Yes, next
297
00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:48,667
- Here why in this perspective...
of "bodymading"
298
00:21:48,667 --> 00:21:52,375
Octave and Charly have worked
for several weeks
299
00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:56,417
I hand over to Octave...
300
00:21:56,417 --> 00:21:58,708
- Sorry, I don't know what happened,
301
00:21:58,708 --> 00:22:01,542
I thought the meeting would
take place at the company
302
00:22:03,417 --> 00:22:05,167
You have received
my confirmation e-mail?
303
00:22:05,167 --> 00:22:06,417
- Gagnant, sit down
304
00:22:17,875 --> 00:22:21,958
- Octave and Charly,
we're listening to you
305
00:22:21,958 --> 00:22:29,750
- Right, before begining, I'd like
to dedicate this film to Tatiana
306
00:22:29,750 --> 00:22:32,167
I've met her in disco, two
years ago, in Saint Barth'
307
00:22:32,167 --> 00:22:33,208
thanks for her
308
00:22:36,458 --> 00:22:38,708
- Please, a bit of concentration
309
00:22:38,708 --> 00:22:41,750
Always begining by lightening
the atmosphere with a shitty joke
310
00:22:42,750 --> 00:22:45,417
Drug helps you to gain
this nonchalance
311
00:22:45,417 --> 00:22:48,417
this needed detachment to
survive that kind of meeting
312
00:22:50,750 --> 00:22:55,042
We all want to change the world,
and in taking part in these meetings
313
00:22:55,042 --> 00:22:57,167
I'm aware of collaborating
314
00:22:57,167 --> 00:23:01,667
being sit down at this table
is taking part in deadening people's mind
315
00:23:05,458 --> 00:23:09,583
To succeed, it needed
a sacrifice
316
00:23:11,083 --> 00:23:13,792
but I was doubting of
being someday able of it
317
00:23:14,125 --> 00:23:15,667
- Octave, you're high
318
00:23:17,458 --> 00:23:19,458
Octave, you're high
319
00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:22,708
- Yes... sorry
320
00:23:24,875 --> 00:23:26,250
- He's on drugs
321
00:23:26,250 --> 00:23:27,792
- A discovery?
322
00:23:27,792 --> 00:23:28,833
- We're on a beach
323
00:23:29,042 --> 00:23:32,417
- Yes, so, heavenly beach,
coco palms, turquoise sea,
324
00:23:32,417 --> 00:23:33,792
white sand, the Eden
325
00:23:34,208 --> 00:23:35,250
- Two women,
326
00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:36,292
- Two bombs
327
00:23:36,292 --> 00:23:37,333
- Of course
328
00:23:37,333 --> 00:23:38,375
are running
on the sand
329
00:23:38,375 --> 00:23:39,958
long focal length on
the young women
330
00:23:39,958 --> 00:23:41,000
Pamela takes the floor
331
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:46,625
" Infact I consider the exegis of our
mastitis are facing criplling hermeneutics
332
00:23:46,667 --> 00:23:47,750
Christina answers
333
00:23:47,750 --> 00:23:51,792
Be carefull, Pamela, You're slowly
slipping to an ontological paronomasis
334
00:23:51,792 --> 00:23:54,583
- Not at all, it's just
an allegorical solipsism,
335
00:23:54,583 --> 00:23:56,792
nothing to do with it...
Just look
336
00:23:56,833 --> 00:23:59,000
she bend over the equation
337
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,875
- I have made an equation
for you to understand
338
00:24:00,875 --> 00:24:02,750
if we accept the hypothesis
X cube root
339
00:24:02,750 --> 00:24:06,083
varies according to the infinite
- Ah ok
340
00:24:06,083 --> 00:24:07,125
- You just have to
subdivide the set
341
00:24:07,125 --> 00:24:08,167
which will tend
to the asymptote
342
00:24:08,208 --> 00:24:10,250
exactly, it's good,
I've understood!
343
00:24:11,167 --> 00:24:12,917
They leave laughting
344
00:24:12,917 --> 00:24:17,417
Packshot: "Starlight to remain slim
except in your head"
345
00:24:27,792 --> 00:24:29,167
- it's good?
346
00:24:29,167 --> 00:24:30,208
- Absolutely
347
00:24:31,625 --> 00:24:36,583
- Now I ask a question;
Why make humor?
348
00:24:43,542 --> 00:24:46,000
- Yes, infact we though
it would be interesting...
349
00:24:47,458 --> 00:24:52,792
- No, no, no, I say:
Why make humor?
350
00:24:53,000 --> 00:24:55,833
- Because humour make
the brand friendly,
351
00:24:55,833 --> 00:24:57,875
excellent for the
product memorization
352
00:24:57,917 --> 00:24:59,750
customers remember easier,
what makes'em laugh
353
00:25:01,333 --> 00:25:04,208
- Day after, people at office
recall the joke... at dinners
354
00:25:04,208 --> 00:25:06,417
- No, no, no, why?
355
00:25:07,958 --> 00:25:12,792
- For it, for you, think about comedies
that succeed, people going to the cine
356
00:25:13,958 --> 00:25:17,958
They sometimes like
to have fun, people... No?
357
00:25:19,667 --> 00:25:23,208
- Yes, except they don't
eat the reel after
358
00:25:37,458 --> 00:25:40,667
Alfred Dul
359
00:25:40,667 --> 00:25:45,667
come on Octave open your mouth,
once and for all, and shove off
360
00:25:45,667 --> 00:25:47,333
" listen to me carrefully dumb shit,
361
00:25:47,333 --> 00:25:50,583
when you go to the dentist,
you don't tell him how to do
362
00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:51,625
you rely on him
363
00:25:51,625 --> 00:25:54,875
Here it's the same:
You rely on us!
364
00:25:58,667 --> 00:26:00,375
- So, you have something else?
365
00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:08,458
We're off our rocker,
stop to shoot up, guys
366
00:26:11,333 --> 00:26:15,083
Who do we sell the
yoghurt to, fuck?!
367
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:17,458
- The housewife
368
00:26:17,458 --> 00:26:20,417
- The housewife, it's what?
you need to go out, guys!
369
00:26:22,292 --> 00:26:28,792
the housewife is a tired good fellow,
she is in her suburb supermarket
370
00:26:28,792 --> 00:26:30,042
her kids are bitching
in the caddie
371
00:26:30,042 --> 00:26:32,750
her hands are full of shit,
she's blown-out
372
00:26:32,750 --> 00:26:36,833
she has all a bunch of problems,
her husband boozes,
373
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:43,500
She doesn't feel like having an headache
with ironic references... nobody knows!
374
00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:46,625
So, before thinking about your
4 friends in Paris you'll make laugh
375
00:26:46,625 --> 00:26:50,708
I'm also a part of, time to time,
it makes me laugh your bullshits
376
00:26:50,708 --> 00:26:56,417
Before that, you should ask yourself,
"what she wants to see our housewife?
377
00:26:56,458 --> 00:26:59,667
what she wants to hear?
what does she want us to tell her?"
378
00:27:01,417 --> 00:27:03,792
there, that's all!
that's the question
379
00:27:03,792 --> 00:27:06,125
you should stop lying
to yourself, now...
380
00:27:06,125 --> 00:27:08,542
- Really nice your
view of the world!
381
00:27:12,583 --> 00:27:17,583
- Me, guys, I have 12.000 tons
of yoghurt to sell off this year,
382
00:27:19,208 --> 00:27:24,208
so youth: ok
sexy: ok
383
00:27:27,042 --> 00:27:28,333
and...?
384
00:27:29,833 --> 00:27:31,083
and dream!
385
00:27:32,292 --> 00:27:36,292
What the fuck, we are
dreams sellers!
386
00:27:37,458 --> 00:27:40,875
yesterday, I went to see my goddaughter,
she had her dance show,
387
00:27:40,875 --> 00:27:42,958
decors were painted by children...
388
00:27:46,917 --> 00:27:48,083
I took off
389
00:27:50,167 --> 00:27:51,792
I took off
390
00:27:56,917 --> 00:27:59,958
My proper joint, Charly
391
00:28:02,375 --> 00:28:05,958
So, I was wondering, dance, would there
be something to find around dance?
392
00:28:08,042 --> 00:28:20,083
yoghurt, lightness, feminity,
... A danser wearing tutu?
393
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,292
no?
394
00:28:24,292 --> 00:28:25,333
- yes
395
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:31,167
- no, no, we will find,
we will... huh guys
396
00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:35,000
- still with your style,
humor, glamour,...
397
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:39,750
Now you know, you know why you're
watching ads of shit for some years
398
00:28:39,750 --> 00:28:41,792
It's here, at this moment
that everything's tied up
399
00:28:41,792 --> 00:28:46,083
creatives don't lack of ideas, behind
every shitty ad there's a good idea
400
00:28:46,250 --> 00:28:51,208
thrown-up in the bin, just because everyone,
me included, shit on his pants
401
00:28:51,208 --> 00:28:52,458
- Excuse-me
402
00:29:04,917 --> 00:29:06,375
- You allright?
403
00:29:06,375 --> 00:29:08,833
- no, no because I leave the Ross
404
00:29:08,833 --> 00:29:09,875
I leave that pigsty
405
00:29:09,875 --> 00:29:13,708
I stop working,
I get the system out,
406
00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:16,833
I stop it all, I piss you off,
I despise you all
407
00:29:16,875 --> 00:29:18,958
I give you my card back
408
00:29:22,167 --> 00:29:25,375
of course it's not a resignation
it's a layoff, of course
409
00:29:25,375 --> 00:29:30,583
you fire me, classic stuff;
indemnities, cash, golden parachute
410
00:29:30,625 --> 00:29:31,708
big money, ok!?
411
00:29:31,750 --> 00:29:34,667
- What happens to you Octave?
412
00:29:34,667 --> 00:29:36,333
You've recently changed of drug?
413
00:29:37,792 --> 00:29:39,417
- no, no
414
00:29:39,417 --> 00:29:45,750
- ah, I see, you're writing a script
on a guy who drives on depression
415
00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:49,167
ok, no it's good but it lakes of some...
416
00:29:50,625 --> 00:29:55,917
no it's funny, you're still funny,
but I don't know, the guy...
417
00:29:55,917 --> 00:29:57,833
...could loose everything,
418
00:30:01,292 --> 00:30:03,417
he could become a shit
419
00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:11,542
think about it
420
00:30:25,708 --> 00:30:29,792
Octave I adore you,
you know it
421
00:31:40,833 --> 00:31:46,125
YOU
422
00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:09,292
Sophie has worked
at the Ross for 3 years,
423
00:32:09,292 --> 00:32:13,250
she is a part-time planning
manager, Marc hired her
424
00:32:15,417 --> 00:32:17,333
He has always
got good taste
425
00:32:21,417 --> 00:32:24,708
No, no don't insist
426
00:32:24,708 --> 00:32:27,583
make love in an elevator
with an intern, it's...
427
00:32:27,583 --> 00:32:28,625
far too, "adrenalin" to me
428
00:32:30,625 --> 00:32:33,000
even if I feel you're hot as hell
429
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000
it's out of question!
negative!
430
00:32:35,042 --> 00:32:37,625
I got a reputation to preserve,
you understand?
431
00:32:41,333 --> 00:32:44,667
Here it's more in the mood,
dirty parking, shabby lights,
432
00:32:44,667 --> 00:32:45,708
very Mike Lee...
433
00:32:45,708 --> 00:32:46,750
we fancy it at this time
434
00:32:46,750 --> 00:32:48,625
piss smell, the real one
435
00:32:50,083 --> 00:32:52,708
What you will do, Sophie?
You'll take your lil'scooter in the rain
436
00:32:52,708 --> 00:32:55,250
you'll regain your lil' husband,
watch the saturday night show?
437
00:32:55,250 --> 00:32:57,583
That's it, the happiness
he offers you... That's it?
438
00:32:58,750 --> 00:33:00,708
- I'm alone and I don't have TV
439
00:33:00,708 --> 00:33:03,667
- ok, wait, wait, I know I am a
superficial and arrogant shit
440
00:33:03,667 --> 00:33:04,708
ok I don't deny
441
00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:06,792
But I like you, you understand?
442
00:33:06,792 --> 00:33:09,917
your hair, your eyebrows,
your small intestine please me
443
00:33:11,083 --> 00:33:12,917
even your rebuffs please me
444
00:33:12,917 --> 00:33:13,958
- If my rebuffs please you...
445
00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:16,792
- nobody, nobody
never please me
446
00:33:18,875 --> 00:33:28,167
I'm sure if you let yourself being kissed,
it could be relavely... pleasant
447
00:33:42,333 --> 00:33:46,500
It's really what I thought,
you're really a beautiful slut
448
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:04,917
- Wear it, wear it, so I can kiss
myself a little
449
00:34:32,750 --> 00:34:34,917
Everything's allright,
everything's allright!
450
00:34:55,458 --> 00:34:58,208
Hi, it's Sophie, leave me a message,
and I may call you back
451
00:34:58,208 --> 00:35:00,792
Since Sophie left you,
you turn around your flat,
452
00:35:01,583 --> 00:35:03,667
you no more
open your curtain,
453
00:35:03,667 --> 00:35:06,083
You only use one
room out of nine
454
00:35:07,958 --> 00:35:11,500
the microwaves rythm
your week-ends
455
00:35:12,667 --> 00:35:15,000
you order your
ready-meals by phone
456
00:35:16,375 --> 00:35:19,500
since you're living alone,
you fuck a lot of video-tapes
457
00:35:19,500 --> 00:35:22,458
you always have pieces of kleenex
taped at your fingertips
458
00:35:26,500 --> 00:35:30,583
Being without Sophie
made you ugly
459
00:35:30,583 --> 00:35:32,667
Not only drugs cause
withdrawal
460
00:35:32,667 --> 00:35:35,792
It was easier to have a single
retarded behaviour
461
00:35:36,833 --> 00:35:39,958
when you knew Sophie
was lovely waiting for you
462
00:35:55,542 --> 00:35:59,000
Since Sophie left you
nothing go round
463
00:35:59,917 --> 00:36:01,375
when It was yet?
464
00:36:06,417 --> 00:36:08,250
- it's going allright,
thanks a lot!
465
00:36:08,250 --> 00:36:09,292
- stop it...
466
00:36:13,125 --> 00:36:14,375
you've finished to eat?
467
00:36:20,917 --> 00:36:24,750
- I can't with it... Like that I can,
with my hand
468
00:36:24,750 --> 00:36:25,792
- I see that
469
00:36:25,792 --> 00:36:28,708
- With that, I can't,
or otherwise if I sting
470
00:36:28,708 --> 00:36:29,750
you see, if I sting...
471
00:36:30,958 --> 00:36:32,875
- So you've finished now?
472
00:36:32,875 --> 00:36:33,917
- yes
473
00:36:36,500 --> 00:36:38,958
- So, I got a little
gift for you
474
00:36:38,958 --> 00:36:40,208
Happy St. Valentine Day
475
00:36:42,167 --> 00:36:44,917
Ah yeah, it was that day
476
00:36:47,292 --> 00:36:50,708
- you're unfair, plus
we said no gifts
477
00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:52,708
- But here, it's a litlle
bit more than that
478
00:36:52,708 --> 00:36:55,458
- What, sorry?
lot more than that?
479
00:36:55,458 --> 00:36:56,500
- Lot more...
480
00:36:56,792 --> 00:36:59,083
- so, it's a surprise
481
00:37:01,708 --> 00:37:03,250
I open it
482
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,083
It won't blow me in the...
483
00:37:09,167 --> 00:37:10,208
here I go
484
00:37:35,458 --> 00:37:37,333
It smells like pee-pee a bit
485
00:37:47,917 --> 00:37:52,458
- It's a pregnancy test
486
00:37:55,583 --> 00:37:56,708
positive
487
00:38:05,750 --> 00:38:07,667
I'm pregnant by you
488
00:38:09,750 --> 00:38:11,958
- Holy cow! It was hard
489
00:38:11,958 --> 00:38:14,833
I spilled all my guts,
everything that every man
490
00:38:14,833 --> 00:38:18,042
of the world says to their
pregnant girl, in those moments
491
00:39:07,375 --> 00:39:09,750
- Sir, Madame
Have you finished?
492
00:39:09,792 --> 00:39:11,625
- Yes it's over
493
00:39:12,667 --> 00:39:14,625
- You don't want
a little dessert?
494
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:35,417
Sophie never told anyone
she was pregnant
495
00:39:35,417 --> 00:39:36,458
except to you
496
00:39:36,458 --> 00:39:39,667
Moreover, at the Ross, nobody
knew you were together
497
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:43,792
What is she doing?
Who is she phoning to?
498
00:39:43,792 --> 00:39:46,500
Where is she when
she's not here?
499
00:39:53,792 --> 00:39:58,167
Marc and Sophie, didn't fit together,
but they were well together
500
00:39:58,625 --> 00:40:01,375
Which is lot more rare
501
00:40:03,167 --> 00:40:04,250
They go to a full
of stars hotel,
502
00:40:04,250 --> 00:40:06,625
three times per week,
at about 14h15
503
00:40:06,708 --> 00:40:10,167
In order to have sex in
a clean and a central place
504
00:40:10,958 --> 00:40:13,333
ouch, you're hurt
505
00:40:19,542 --> 00:40:26,833
- Guys, fun's over, joke's over,
good mood's over, all it's game over
506
00:40:26,833 --> 00:40:30,417
I am not joking here!
507
00:40:30,417 --> 00:40:33,583
Dul
508
00:40:34,958 --> 00:40:36,000
listen to me!
509
00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:37,750
if we don't have a
new concrete script
510
00:40:37,792 --> 00:40:40,167
before 14 o'clock,
we're all dead!
511
00:40:40,208 --> 00:40:42,958
I tell you, in one hour,
we're all on the dole!
512
00:40:45,250 --> 00:40:48,500
- It's hardly depressing in here,
it looks like 3 Ross' employees...
513
00:40:50,083 --> 00:40:52,792
- President, it so kind to come
to see the small workers
514
00:40:52,917 --> 00:40:53,958
- Hi youngsters!
515
00:40:55,292 --> 00:40:57,875
- Tell me, Jeff, we've been phoned
by Dul
516
00:40:57,875 --> 00:41:00,458
- Jean-Fran
517
00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,167
- Precisely, we're in
the middle of a meeting
518
00:41:02,167 --> 00:41:05,458
we're on a lot more
federative concept
519
00:41:05,458 --> 00:41:06,500
we're at that stage
520
00:41:06,500 --> 00:41:10,125
- Oh, really, we're
at that stage?
521
00:41:10,125 --> 00:41:12,208
- We got your green
light, Marc?
522
00:41:24,917 --> 00:41:27,625
- it's swotting? uh?
523
00:41:27,625 --> 00:41:31,208
- it's swotting hard!
hey that's good...
524
00:41:37,208 --> 00:41:39,792
- Hey Cuddly is not punchy...
525
00:41:40,875 --> 00:41:43,542
- Stop with it, you idiot,
you gonna kill it,
526
00:41:44,292 --> 00:41:46,542
stop doing that, it gonna
choke, I tell you
527
00:41:46,542 --> 00:41:49,083
- Hey, we should already
be shooting, now!
528
00:41:49,083 --> 00:41:50,750
and your bullshit!
529
00:41:50,750 --> 00:41:53,333
Fuck, we are done now!
530
00:41:53,375 --> 00:41:56,042
We loose Madone,
it's direct layoff...
531
00:41:56,042 --> 00:41:59,375
But you don't give a fuck,
anyway, you'll always find a job
532
00:41:59,375 --> 00:42:01,583
at least, move your ass
for the others!
533
00:42:01,583 --> 00:42:03,042
i don't even
talk about me
534
00:42:03,042 --> 00:42:05,000
anyway, I know you despise me,
you don't like me,
535
00:42:05,000 --> 00:42:06,958
I'm just a little shitty
salesman, that's it?
536
00:42:06,958 --> 00:42:10,625
Think about low wages,
small posts, they will pay the price
537
00:42:10,625 --> 00:42:12,500
Jacqueline, at the accountancy,
with her handicapped kid
538
00:42:12,500 --> 00:42:14,208
45 yo, you think
she will find a job?
539
00:42:14,208 --> 00:42:15,333
She can still dream on!
540
00:42:15,333 --> 00:42:18,500
...and Momo who clean your shit up
every evening, your coke, your porn mags
541
00:42:18,500 --> 00:42:19,542
He also can still dream on!
542
00:42:19,542 --> 00:42:22,417
Be humans, fuck!
543
00:42:22,417 --> 00:42:27,167
of course, it feels weird to him,
realising he will shortly be homeless
544
00:42:27,167 --> 00:42:30,875
J.- F. Marolle has been programmed
for a streetless existence
545
00:42:30,875 --> 00:42:33,417
He has accepted to be insulted
and humiliated, during 15 years,
546
00:42:33,417 --> 00:42:37,167
by his employers and his customers,
to be able to borrow money from Bank
547
00:42:37,167 --> 00:42:39,750
in order to acquire a 3 rooms
in Levalois-Perret.
548
00:42:39,750 --> 00:42:43,375
- that's fine, come on
we go, uh?
549
00:42:44,208 --> 00:42:45,250
- ok
550
00:42:45,250 --> 00:42:47,458
- come on, it's good, stand up
551
00:42:48,667 --> 00:42:52,667
He freaks out so much, he would
almost become touching
552
00:42:55,333 --> 00:42:59,125
- So... The last-minute dung, ok?
553
00:42:59,125 --> 00:43:00,375
- absolutely
554
00:43:00,375 --> 00:43:01,958
- The dung...
555
00:43:01,958 --> 00:43:03,000
- A charming woman,
556
00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,250
- neither too old,
nor too young
557
00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:06,292
- neither blonde nor dark
558
00:43:06,292 --> 00:43:07,333
- chestnut?
559
00:43:08,375 --> 00:43:09,083
- dark
560
00:43:09,083 --> 00:43:12,542
- ... Performs small dance steps,
wearing a tutu
561
00:43:12,542 --> 00:43:16,500
- ah no, no, no, a Vanna
White's little shirt
562
00:43:16,500 --> 00:43:17,542
- I take
563
00:43:17,542 --> 00:43:20,667
She is on a beautiful
seaside house's terrace
564
00:43:20,667 --> 00:43:21,708
decorated like in...
565
00:43:22,042 --> 00:43:23,083
- "Friends"
566
00:43:23,083 --> 00:43:24,958
- warm without being flashy
567
00:43:26,417 --> 00:43:28,292
she looks at the camera,
she exclaims with a voice...
568
00:43:28,292 --> 00:43:31,292
- suave but authentical...
569
00:43:31,292 --> 00:43:32,333
- I'm pretty isn't it?
570
00:43:32,875 --> 00:43:35,875
no, I'm told I'm pretty...
571
00:43:36,750 --> 00:43:38,958
I'm said to be pretty,
572
00:43:38,958 --> 00:43:40,292
- but I don't ask myself the question
573
00:43:40,292 --> 00:43:42,583
- I'm quite simply myself!
574
00:43:42,583 --> 00:43:47,125
She grabs a Starlight pot
she delicately opens
575
00:43:47,125 --> 00:43:48,500
- Neither too fast nor to slow,
576
00:43:48,500 --> 00:43:50,458
- before enjoying a spoonfull
577
00:43:50,458 --> 00:43:53,625
- she closes her eyes with pleasure,
while enjoying the product
578
00:43:54,250 --> 00:43:55,208
- that's good, hu
579
00:43:55,208 --> 00:43:58,417
- in passing, 2 seconds
plan, at least...
580
00:43:58,417 --> 00:43:59,458
- minimum, uh...
581
00:43:59,750 --> 00:44:01,625
- then, she looks straight
to the camera:
582
00:44:01,625 --> 00:44:03,083
"My secret it's...
583
00:44:03,083 --> 00:44:04,667
- Starlight!
584
00:44:06,583 --> 00:44:08,125
scuse me...
585
00:44:08,125 --> 00:44:09,167
- Starlight...
586
00:44:09,583 --> 00:44:12,375
- So there you put
the product demo...
587
00:44:12,458 --> 00:44:15,083
with 6 white cheeses, fat-free,
with calcium, vitamins, proteins,
588
00:44:15,083 --> 00:44:18,208
to be healthy in head and body
there's nothing better...
589
00:44:18,250 --> 00:44:19,250
- They will adore...
590
00:44:19,250 --> 00:44:21,458
- She resumes;
591
00:44:23,708 --> 00:44:25,208
Here is my secret,
592
00:44:25,208 --> 00:44:28,042
- but it's no more,
since I told you all!
593
00:44:29,042 --> 00:44:30,125
- impish laugh,
594
00:44:30,167 --> 00:44:31,083
- not too much...
595
00:44:31,083 --> 00:44:34,667
- packshot, "Starlight to stay slim
except head inside "
596
00:44:37,917 --> 00:44:39,333
- It's awesome;
597
00:44:39,333 --> 00:44:40,792
guys you blew me away!
598
00:44:41,583 --> 00:44:43,083
- it's in your email
599
00:44:43,083 --> 00:44:45,958
- Dul
600
00:44:46,792 --> 00:44:50,042
- You have no self-esteem,
I despise you, bite it
601
00:44:50,042 --> 00:44:51,458
- They gonna go mad!
602
00:44:51,458 --> 00:44:52,500
- Run away!
603
00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:54,792
- Uh Charly, we gonna bugger
Madone once again...
604
00:44:54,792 --> 00:44:57,917
What?! yeah
I'm coming, bitch...
605
00:44:59,417 --> 00:45:00,875
- Go check your emails out
606
00:45:08,125 --> 00:45:12,917
you're idiot,
she's dead
607
00:45:36,167 --> 00:45:40,417
- I'm daddy,
she's pregnant!
608
00:45:42,125 --> 00:45:44,917
- it's not true!
It's working, it's true?
609
00:46:52,500 --> 00:46:55,292
- You never thought being model?
610
00:46:55,292 --> 00:46:56,333
- rather comedian, it's my dream
611
00:46:56,333 --> 00:47:00,500
I do lots of castings, but
there are too many girls
612
00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:02,083
I heard I'm too "exotic"
613
00:47:03,583 --> 00:47:07,375
- If someday I hear of stuff, you'd like
me to pull the strings for you?
614
00:47:08,625 --> 00:47:10,208
you know, I'm an
important person
615
00:47:12,708 --> 00:47:14,792
- I'll make you 10%
on your blow jobs
616
00:47:14,792 --> 00:47:19,542
That's true, to a professionnal like Tamara,
Octave is a puzzling customer,
617
00:47:19,542 --> 00:47:22,250
he asks her to wear Obsession,
a Sophie's perfume
618
00:47:22,250 --> 00:47:23,292
She appeases him
619
00:47:23,500 --> 00:47:26,208
Tamara is the call-girl
he doesn't fuck
620
00:47:27,833 --> 00:47:29,417
- Come on
621
00:47:33,958 --> 00:47:38,125
wait wait ola, softly,
light, light, cruising,
622
00:47:38,167 --> 00:47:41,083
respect yourself
623
00:47:42,042 --> 00:47:44,083
you got beautiful hair
624
00:47:46,333 --> 00:47:47,625
- that's additions
625
00:47:47,625 --> 00:47:50,167
- You got beautiful eyes
626
00:47:51,708 --> 00:47:53,542
- that's lenses
627
00:47:54,292 --> 00:47:56,625
- You got a beautiful breast
628
00:47:56,625 --> 00:47:59,167
- It's a wonderbra
629
00:48:05,917 --> 00:48:07,500
- You got beautiful legs
630
00:48:07,500 --> 00:48:11,042
- aah, at last a compliment!
631
00:48:15,208 --> 00:48:19,125
- stop!
632
00:48:19,667 --> 00:48:22,792
Why are you whoring?
633
00:48:22,792 --> 00:48:24,958
You're unhappy?
634
00:48:26,042 --> 00:48:28,417
- I'm never unhappy
When I do...
635
00:48:30,917 --> 00:48:34,833
- To me it's the opposite, I call you
not to be unhappy
636
00:48:35,500 --> 00:48:37,250
it's beautiful
637
00:48:37,250 --> 00:48:40,000
- You think some day
we'll make love?
638
00:48:40,667 --> 00:48:43,542
- Call me back, Sophie,
I regret
639
00:49:06,292 --> 00:49:10,875
Octave it's Jeff, I hope you
had my messages on your cellphone,
640
00:49:10,875 --> 00:49:15,167
anyway your voicemail is full,
anyway, I wanted to tell you
641
00:49:15,208 --> 00:49:19,792
I made Tamara comes,
the actress you told me about
642
00:49:19,833 --> 00:49:23,750
by the way, she is terrific, if you
can call me back that would be nice
643
00:49:23,750 --> 00:49:27,083
IT'S THE FIRST AND LAST TIME
YOU SEE YOUR DAUGHTER. Sophie
644
00:49:27,083 --> 00:49:29,625
It's 18:00, you can pass
at the office,
645
00:49:29,625 --> 00:49:31,667
I hope you don't have
personnal worries
646
00:49:36,042 --> 00:49:41,625
Octave, It's Jeff again, call me
back, I went out to have a run
647
00:49:41,625 --> 00:49:44,958
I pass at the office back, I try
to call you on your cellphone
648
00:49:44,958 --> 00:49:52,125
So, Octave, I've called all Paris clubs,
you're not under the tables
649
00:49:52,125 --> 00:49:59,083
You would be nice to call me back,
I hope you have no worries...
650
00:51:17,083 --> 00:51:22,000
- Octave! Fuck!
where have you been?
651
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:26,208
Where have you been?
You have had my mess...?
652
00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:27,250
- Leave me alone!
653
00:52:09,792 --> 00:52:12,500
I'm on a bad
654
00:52:29,375 --> 00:52:33,542
- Darling, Eric Won the match!
- I scored 3 goals!
655
00:52:33,542 --> 00:52:35,542
- Eric has won the match!
656
00:52:35,583 --> 00:52:42,083
there honey, A beautiful chocolate bar,
filled with good milk moss for your growth
657
00:52:49,333 --> 00:52:50,750
- Hello!
658
00:52:54,917 --> 00:52:59,167
- Have you seen a cute chick passing, here,
leaving from here, she was in yellow
659
00:52:59,167 --> 00:53:03,583
- ah, ah, Eric has won the match!
- I scored 3 goals!
660
00:53:03,583 --> 00:53:09,375
- Ok, it's over, you can leave, you can
stop, all is over, you can go back home,
661
00:53:09,375 --> 00:53:11,000
All here don't exist!
662
00:53:11,000 --> 00:53:13,542
Look at yourselves,
you match with nothing,
663
00:53:13,542 --> 00:53:16,417
your aspect, your hairdos,
your white teeth, everything,
664
00:53:16,417 --> 00:53:19,750
the blotch, here; dirt with
clean around, it doesn't exist,
665
00:53:19,750 --> 00:53:21,750
nobody, blotch hiself like that,
you understand?
666
00:53:21,750 --> 00:53:23,667
- Eric has won the match!
667
00:53:23,667 --> 00:53:25,875
- Look at your mouthes,
you are Danish,
668
00:53:25,875 --> 00:53:27,458
You're overdub
669
00:53:27,458 --> 00:53:32,625
You're not synchro, I am,
I've got a micro, you understand?
670
00:53:32,625 --> 00:53:36,792
- Eric has won the match!
- I scored 3 goals!
671
00:53:36,792 --> 00:53:38,958
- What match? Fuckin shit!
What match?
672
00:53:38,958 --> 00:53:41,708
What sort of match? Foot,
tennis, waterpolo? What...?
673
00:53:43,125 --> 00:53:45,042
Numbers of birds in here, it's crazy!
674
00:53:45,042 --> 00:53:46,083
What's your alimentation like?
675
00:53:48,958 --> 00:53:52,500
- A beautiful chocolate bar,
filled with good milk moss
676
00:53:52,500 --> 00:53:53,542
for your growth
677
00:53:58,875 --> 00:54:00,792
- Could you turn that
music off, it's a pain...
678
00:54:02,250 --> 00:54:04,542
- You're walking on crosses,
This orange juice is fake,
679
00:54:04,542 --> 00:54:07,542
this plate is glued, look,
there's a technician here, look
680
00:54:07,542 --> 00:54:12,458
there are cameras everywhere!
look! look, go away...
681
00:54:15,792 --> 00:54:20,792
ah yeah, look!
look!
682
00:54:26,917 --> 00:54:29,042
what this rails here?!
we'll tumble down!
683
00:54:32,083 --> 00:54:34,792
- Hello girls,
- Hello Jeff
684
00:54:34,792 --> 00:54:36,833
Here, at the Ross and Witchcraft,
the customer is always right
685
00:54:36,833 --> 00:54:38,542
and the customer is you
686
00:54:38,542 --> 00:54:40,958
St
687
00:54:40,958 --> 00:54:44,083
Yes, Jean-Christian,
how is the little family?
688
00:54:45,583 --> 00:54:47,500
you'll always have
the last word
689
00:54:48,042 --> 00:54:51,833
yes, I read your proposition,
It's really a great idea!
690
00:54:51,833 --> 00:54:54,583
ah yes, it's terrific,
really, good bye!
691
00:54:54,583 --> 00:54:56,375
See you wednesday!
692
00:54:57,708 --> 00:55:01,083
Even if it's not your job,
we'll make you feel important
693
00:55:01,792 --> 00:55:03,833
You won't come to us
by any chance
694
00:55:05,250 --> 00:55:09,083
the World is a concept
and your concept we'll be ours
695
00:55:14,292 --> 00:55:15,833
- It feels good
696
00:55:18,708 --> 00:55:25,292
for my anus, I use R&W, "smell and flavour",
thereby, with one touch
697
00:55:25,292 --> 00:55:27,792
I keep my anus and my breath fresh...
698
00:55:38,417 --> 00:55:47,583
- It's charming... relax, try to
quiet down, it's gonna be allright
699
00:55:47,583 --> 00:55:48,625
try to appease yourself,
700
00:55:50,042 --> 00:55:53,667
I'm here, I'll be just behind
the ambulance...
701
00:55:53,708 --> 00:55:55,458
- He's gonna die!
- it's ok, it's ok,
702
00:55:55,458 --> 00:55:56,500
- He's gonna die!
- Go away, go away!
703
00:55:56,500 --> 00:55:59,292
- Let him breath!
Here we go
704
00:56:02,583 --> 00:56:05,458
- Prepare me some adrenalin,
- block, block
705
00:56:08,042 --> 00:56:09,167
- Charge
706
00:56:43,083 --> 00:56:45,500
- We're loosing him
707
00:57:43,917 --> 00:57:45,708
Octave is back from the dead
708
00:58:04,792 --> 00:58:07,500
To him, life without coca
709
00:58:08,958 --> 00:58:11,375
It's a bit like a life
without Tv to others
710
00:58:11,375 --> 00:58:15,958
Everything is slower,
and it quickly gets bored
711
00:58:38,708 --> 00:58:43,042
He tells himself, maybe that's the secret
that would save the world:
712
00:58:43,042 --> 00:58:46,167
accepting boredom
713
00:58:48,250 --> 00:58:51,375
...Not easy...
714
00:59:11,958 --> 00:59:14,500
Jeff never hold a grudge
towards him for the punch
715
00:59:14,500 --> 00:59:16,917
finally, he's nice Jeff
716
00:59:16,917 --> 00:59:19,875
- He looks fine, uh?
- not so much
717
00:59:19,917 --> 00:59:20,542
- yes, he looks fine
718
00:59:20,542 --> 00:59:25,375
Octave and Jeff could die together
it would be good for society
719
00:59:25,375 --> 00:59:30,875
- Octave, you're ok?
You look really well today
720
00:59:30,875 --> 00:59:31,917
it's a pleasure
721
00:59:34,750 --> 00:59:36,167
- it's a pleasure to see you
722
00:59:41,083 --> 00:59:42,917
I have something to tell you
723
00:59:42,917 --> 00:59:44,958
- well, we'll talk in the car
724
00:59:47,583 --> 00:59:49,375
- I take your bag
725
01:00:06,208 --> 01:00:11,250
- him, the Octave's new friend
it's Pyjaman
726
01:00:16,542 --> 01:00:21,125
Marc Maronnier is dead,
Octave and the other humans
727
01:00:21,125 --> 01:00:23,167
from the agency were
shocked by Marc's Suicide
728
01:00:23,292 --> 01:00:26,917
but to say his gesture
surprised them, would be a lie
729
01:00:26,958 --> 01:00:29,500
- I was feeling it comes
- I didn't expected it at all
730
01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:34,875
- I expected it, to speak positive things,
at Madone they are 100%...
731
01:00:34,875 --> 01:00:38,083
At the agency upon Starlight,
everything's going as expected
732
01:00:38,083 --> 01:00:41,042
the train of mediocrity,
hasn't run a minute late
733
01:00:41,042 --> 01:00:43,167
rather, It has even got ahead;
734
01:00:43,167 --> 01:00:44,208
page setting of the dung
735
01:00:44,208 --> 01:00:46,458
presenting at Madone
736
01:00:46,458 --> 01:00:47,500
appreciating at 200%
737
01:00:47,500 --> 01:00:50,125
buying of even more
broadcasting spaces
738
01:00:50,125 --> 01:00:51,167
congratulating
739
01:00:51,167 --> 01:00:52,208
traiting genius
740
01:00:54,292 --> 01:00:56,875
- Sophie, you have news?
741
01:01:00,958 --> 01:01:02,250
- Precisely,
- She went away to Canada,
742
01:01:02,292 --> 01:01:03,667
she has resigned
743
01:01:22,375 --> 01:01:26,542
Marc were fired,
at the agency seminary,
744
01:01:26,542 --> 01:01:30,542
on the beach, on sunset
he shot a bullet in his head
745
01:01:30,542 --> 01:01:34,125
In advertising, when oneself join up
with spacetime's Matrix
746
01:01:34,125 --> 01:01:38,375
there are no articles in the papers,
no half-mast posters,
747
01:01:38,375 --> 01:01:39,417
no souvenir show,
748
01:01:40,583 --> 01:01:42,750
only remains unsold stock options
749
01:01:42,750 --> 01:01:47,042
when a publicist join up god,
he's replaced with an alive publicist
750
01:01:48,875 --> 01:01:51,000
Marc, I'll avenge you
751
01:01:54,250 --> 01:01:55,875
- watch out, it's fragile...
752
01:01:55,875 --> 01:01:57,208
Arriving at the PPM,
753
01:01:57,208 --> 01:02:01,250
PPM it means, in american,
Pre production Meeting
754
01:02:01,250 --> 01:02:06,542
It's to say the last meeting where every
details are decided before the shooting
755
01:02:06,542 --> 01:02:09,208
the meeting syndrome at the top
756
01:02:09,250 --> 01:02:12,375
the one who's just 34 yo, and who
already speaks to herself
757
01:02:12,375 --> 01:02:14,458
it's Fabienne, the tvprod
758
01:02:16,750 --> 01:02:19,167
single under prozac,
she always do her best
759
01:02:19,167 --> 01:02:22,375
it's tiring her enormously,
but so are we,
760
01:02:26,375 --> 01:02:32,375
- Right, before starting that meeting,
I'd like us to have a touched thought
761
01:02:32,375 --> 01:02:37,208
for Marc Maronnier, who left us
tragically some days ago
762
01:02:37,208 --> 01:02:43,708
a though for the great professional
he was, but above all for the man
763
01:02:49,958 --> 01:02:53,250
concerning the Jean Christian's
confirmation mail, shooting list precisions
764
01:02:53,250 --> 01:02:55,667
It was phone contacts for the
shooting, everybody agree with it?
765
01:02:55,667 --> 01:02:57,958
- It must be a yoghurt in the life
766
01:03:00,875 --> 01:03:05,042
moreover, the laptop on the table idea
for the packshot it's perfect, it's modern
767
01:03:05,042 --> 01:03:11,292
It makes it cash...
Giovanni what does he think about it?
768
01:03:12,542 --> 01:03:14,208
- Giovanni M. Dul
769
01:03:18,042 --> 01:03:22,417
Him, it's Giovanni Del Toro, he has
been chosen cause he is very pro
770
01:03:25,167 --> 01:03:27,500
translate: he lay down face to the agency
771
01:03:29,417 --> 01:03:32,625
- If everybody agree, we can
proceed to casting now, Charly...
772
01:03:32,625 --> 01:03:37,167
Now at this moment, Customer
must choose the human being
773
01:03:37,167 --> 01:03:39,750
who will better embody his product,
it's always a bit sensitive point
774
01:03:40,833 --> 01:03:44,875
- There are our 2 choices
for the Starlight woman
775
01:03:44,875 --> 01:03:48,875
Jennifer you can reach at 88-60-90
776
01:03:51,250 --> 01:03:53,833
We love her, she is fresh,
she is modern
777
01:03:53,833 --> 01:03:59,125
- What's that mess?
what's that black?
778
01:03:59,125 --> 01:04:02,750
Jeff, restrain your guys, cause
we're again starting whatever off
779
01:04:02,750 --> 01:04:04,583
scuse me, I'm not racist, but no...
780
01:04:04,583 --> 01:04:07,958
at a pinch, the day we bring
a Starlight Chocolate out
781
01:04:08,042 --> 01:04:13,167
why not, but here it's not my fault,
if our youghurt is white
782
01:04:13,167 --> 01:04:16,250
Blacks it's too much segmenting
783
01:04:16,250 --> 01:04:17,292
- it produces too much anxiety
784
01:04:18,000 --> 01:04:21,083
- I'm ok to be open-minded,
but there are limits
785
01:04:22,042 --> 01:04:24,917
- So we reach too much africanity,
not enought francity, we agree?
786
01:04:24,917 --> 01:04:30,833
- too much africanity, not enought...
- africanity not enought francity,
787
01:04:31,500 --> 01:04:34,375
- There, it's better, that's better,
788
01:04:34,375 --> 01:04:37,792
it's even really good,
789
01:04:37,792 --> 01:04:39,792
she is really good that Tarama...
790
01:04:39,833 --> 01:04:41,667
- Tamara
- Yes, Trama...
791
01:04:41,958 --> 01:04:46,667
- Superb, she's totally
in the brand values
792
01:04:57,042 --> 01:05:00,375
- it's Madone proper picture
793
01:05:00,375 --> 01:05:01,417
it's superb
794
01:05:02,542 --> 01:05:05,000
- it's different?
- it's different,
795
01:05:05,042 --> 01:05:07,667
Excuse me, she looks less
prostitute than the previous one
796
01:05:07,667 --> 01:05:08,708
- that's right
797
01:05:10,250 --> 01:05:11,667
- it's completely Starlight
798
01:05:11,667 --> 01:05:17,375
- that's no more and no less than
Jennifer Lopez, more junior, more trendy
799
01:05:17,375 --> 01:05:20,417
- It wouldn't be still
too much africanicity?
800
01:05:23,292 --> 01:05:26,042
- You can brighten her face
a little, in post-prod?
801
01:05:26,042 --> 01:05:29,083
- Completely, we'll rework the tone,
during the calibration, no problem
802
01:05:29,083 --> 01:05:31,667
- Ok Bingo!
That's her
803
01:05:31,667 --> 01:05:32,708
- So, we optionalize it
804
01:05:35,375 --> 01:05:39,417
The meeting lasted 7 hours,
7 hours of jerk-off
805
01:05:39,417 --> 01:05:40,458
with some piece of bravery...
806
01:05:40,458 --> 01:05:41,917
- Gagnant, anything else?
807
01:05:41,917 --> 01:05:42,958
- Eh, yes, important,
808
01:05:46,208 --> 01:05:50,833
- I'd like us to validate the
green density of the lawn, now
809
01:05:50,875 --> 01:05:54,542
Well in brief, it's bootlickin'
it's titillating, it's nit-picking
810
01:05:54,542 --> 01:05:58,375
it's diddling at night,
as usually,
811
01:05:58,417 --> 01:06:03,250
and during hours...
- up, up, down,
812
01:06:05,542 --> 01:06:11,125
right, right, up, up, up,...
813
01:06:11,125 --> 01:06:13,958
It looks like if it were nothing,
that small meeting, to you,
814
01:06:13,958 --> 01:06:16,083
completely surrealist and entertaining
815
01:06:16,833 --> 01:06:18,625
and yet...
816
01:06:18,625 --> 01:06:21,792
- It's not for you, there will
be chocolate, after and before
817
01:06:21,792 --> 01:06:24,000
- not a custard tart!
- it will be after
818
01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:29,625
- Chocolate mousse!
- Stop it kids, stop it,
819
01:06:43,583 --> 01:06:45,875
that's enough kids!
820
01:07:24,000 --> 01:07:28,167
Pay cheaper, cheaper,
it's cheaper for you
821
01:07:48,792 --> 01:07:52,375
- Validated, perfect!
822
01:07:52,375 --> 01:07:56,167
- I think we're totally focused, here
- 7 hours meeting, I think we did a good job
823
01:07:56,167 --> 01:08:00,500
- I personally really enjoyed myself,
- good, there will be fewer
824
01:08:00,500 --> 01:08:02,667
- really, really good meeting, Corinne,
I like a lot your work
825
01:08:02,667 --> 01:08:05,125
- No but my name is Fabienne,
- Welcome at the Ross
826
01:08:05,125 --> 01:08:06,625
- I'm working here for 5 years
827
01:08:06,625 --> 01:08:10,667
- Look at this! Octave is
already set to go to Miami
828
01:08:10,667 --> 01:08:14,958
He has yet his little bag,
bloody Octave!
829
01:09:20,167 --> 01:09:24,125
- Tamara it's really good, honestly,
come on spit!
830
01:09:24,125 --> 01:09:25,833
there, softly...
831
01:09:28,333 --> 01:09:30,292
- Still respect yourself...
832
01:09:34,125 --> 01:09:35,000
it's really good,
833
01:09:35,042 --> 01:09:37,708
but just a little bit
greedier, please,
834
01:09:37,750 --> 01:09:40,375
offer us it, give it to me, greedier,
835
01:09:40,583 --> 01:09:42,708
think about closing your eyes
when swallowing, ok?
836
01:09:42,750 --> 01:09:43,500
- yes,
837
01:09:43,542 --> 01:09:45,500
- One has to feel the
pleasure in your throat
838
01:09:45,500 --> 01:09:46,250
come on, act it for me,
839
01:09:46,250 --> 01:09:50,000
right, cloose you eyes
while swallowing
840
01:09:50,042 --> 01:09:51,083
you take your time,
841
01:09:51,083 --> 01:09:53,125
that was good
what you did in the end
842
01:09:53,167 --> 01:09:55,958
really good, more smiley
at the end than at the start
843
01:09:55,958 --> 01:09:59,000
that's the product benefit, that make
you fresh, happy and blooming, ok?
844
01:10:00,417 --> 01:10:04,792
We're here, we rule,
of course you keep, interior,
845
01:10:04,792 --> 01:10:08,417
but you give to the other, you rule,
you take, without never...
846
01:10:08,417 --> 01:10:12,250
because otherwise we are...
but, rise the product up
847
01:10:12,250 --> 01:10:18,500
there, mysterious, that's right
look at the product, look at us
848
01:10:18,500 --> 01:10:19,750
and offer Starlight!
849
01:10:20,750 --> 01:10:23,833
there that's it!
we do it again
850
01:10:28,375 --> 01:10:29,583
- it's really...
851
01:11:10,458 --> 01:11:12,875
- It's good?
- Huge, nothing to do...
852
01:11:13,833 --> 01:11:16,208
don't you think?
- superb
853
01:11:21,292 --> 01:11:24,000
It was the last take of the day,
854
01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:27,208
and the more important for an ad film;
the packshot
855
01:11:28,542 --> 01:11:36,375
hours of lighting, each minor details
matters, yoghurt choice, the spoon,
856
01:11:39,417 --> 01:11:42,292
In fact the jerk-off Everest
857
01:11:54,833 --> 01:11:57,542
- Best thing is to do a balled up
on Starlight, I think...
858
01:11:57,542 --> 01:11:58,583
- It's really well done!
859
01:11:58,583 --> 01:12:01,042
- All right
- No that's shit and you know it,
860
01:12:01,042 --> 01:12:03,000
you see the two fuckers, there?
861
01:12:06,542 --> 01:12:08,583
- I've always known we
could count on him
862
01:12:08,583 --> 01:12:10,792
- I want make them cry,
after the take,
863
01:12:10,792 --> 01:12:12,917
you hang on the chief
cameraman for 10 minutes
864
01:12:12,917 --> 01:12:14,500
we'll shoot our version
865
01:12:14,500 --> 01:12:16,542
a stuff never done before
866
01:12:16,542 --> 01:12:18,708
a commando operation
867
01:12:18,708 --> 01:12:21,125
- With what he put in his turbinate bone,
he won't go far...
868
01:12:21,125 --> 01:12:27,667
- It's an artist, it works
like that artists,
869
01:12:27,667 --> 01:12:34,250
simple customer,
we'll find another one
870
01:12:38,792 --> 01:12:41,417
Octave I wanted to tell you
how much you impressed me
871
01:12:41,417 --> 01:12:45,250
Thank you, Octave, thank you
for your involvement
872
01:12:45,250 --> 01:12:51,333
I know this script wasn't
your favourite...
873
01:12:51,333 --> 01:12:54,292
You played the game
as a great professional
874
01:12:54,292 --> 01:12:58,833
Obviously, Alfred Dul
875
01:12:58,833 --> 01:13:01,583
- See you soon,
- See you very soon
876
01:13:01,583 --> 01:13:04,000
- So, we've got a plane to take
877
01:13:04,000 --> 01:13:06,292
- Yes, didn't you want
to salute Tamara?
878
01:13:06,292 --> 01:13:10,417
- oh, yes Tamara... yes,
Gagnant! I leave you my house keys
879
01:13:10,417 --> 01:13:11,458
details Diana, details!
880
01:13:11,458 --> 01:13:15,292
- Buddy come see, you're ready?
- yes
881
01:13:15,292 --> 01:13:16,333
- You're ready?
- Yes
882
01:13:16,375 --> 01:13:22,167
- Wait, wait, They propose us
the creative director post
883
01:13:22,167 --> 01:13:25,667
250.000 F per month, plus expense claims,
paid apartment, company porsches
884
01:13:25,667 --> 01:13:29,167
company bitches, stock options,
well there, coke that's the Everest
885
01:13:29,167 --> 01:13:31,875
- No
- But yes, you must say yes!
886
01:13:31,875 --> 01:13:34,750
- No, no, no
- Why?
887
01:13:34,750 --> 01:13:38,792
- Because I got more turn-on,
more revolutionary
888
01:13:38,833 --> 01:13:41,333
- That's what?
- After...
889
01:13:43,750 --> 01:13:45,500
- We shot the pack
890
01:13:45,500 --> 01:13:48,333
no, skip it, this movie is shit
891
01:13:53,458 --> 01:13:56,667
- But it's important, the packshot!
- After Fabienne, after
892
01:14:03,708 --> 01:14:07,667
US
893
01:14:11,167 --> 01:14:12,792
Wa have succeeded
894
01:14:12,792 --> 01:14:16,583
Our version was in the can,
we were kings, we were the strongest
895
01:14:17,625 --> 01:14:20,333
Here it is, I was cameback
896
01:16:11,958 --> 01:16:17,750
- That's weird, that stuff
don't go forth anymore
897
01:17:07,417 --> 01:17:09,708
- Try again
898
01:18:52,625 --> 01:18:56,375
- May I serve you something?
Tea, coffee?
899
01:19:01,958 --> 01:19:04,292
Madam, sir, would you like a drink?
900
01:19:08,000 --> 01:19:09,875
I stayed cloistered at home,
901
01:19:10,000 --> 01:19:12,625
crying and systematicly stumbling
upon Sophie's answerphone
902
01:19:13,208 --> 01:19:16,583
In the meantime, Charly, that fuckhead,
had already answered for us both,
903
01:19:16,583 --> 01:19:19,333
I just had to sign the papers
904
01:19:19,333 --> 01:19:25,792
visually, Creative Director
initials, it makes D.C.
905
01:19:25,792 --> 01:19:26,833
Young blood at R.&W.
906
01:19:26,833 --> 01:19:29,583
- ahh, you're no dorks!
You could have smiled a bit more,
907
01:19:29,583 --> 01:19:31,042
but you are no dorks!
908
01:19:31,042 --> 01:19:36,833
It's in the whole Ross' Name, I raise
my glass to our new two Creative Directors:
909
01:19:36,833 --> 01:19:39,250
Octave and Charly
910
01:19:41,458 --> 01:19:45,583
Yes Stephanie, wait, speak louder...
- Come on,
911
01:19:45,583 --> 01:19:46,750
- What the cops!?
- have a drink
912
01:19:49,167 --> 01:19:52,333
- Well, ok, let them come up, yeah
913
01:19:53,750 --> 01:19:59,667
Police wants to see you,
They're coming up
914
01:20:10,625 --> 01:20:14,708
- Hello,
- Hello Octave, Mrs and Mr. Lacase
915
01:20:14,708 --> 01:20:16,417
on the phone, Sophie's parents
916
01:20:16,417 --> 01:20:17,667
- Oh hi, how are you?
917
01:20:17,667 --> 01:20:22,708
- Inspector Parretti, we come for
Octave Parengo and Charly
918
01:20:22,708 --> 01:20:25,167
- We heard your messages,
on Sophie's mobile phone
919
01:20:25,167 --> 01:20:28,500
and we don't well understand
920
01:20:28,500 --> 01:20:30,917
our daughter commited suicide,
Octave
921
01:20:30,917 --> 01:20:31,958
- Wanted for murder
922
01:20:35,417 --> 01:20:38,417
- it's because of you,
She commited suicide in Senegal
923
01:20:38,417 --> 01:20:41,917
with her friend, Marc,
you understand?
924
01:20:41,917 --> 01:20:44,958
She fired a gun's bullet in her face, Octave
- I understand
925
01:20:53,542 --> 01:20:55,792
- It's better, I can
eventually call you back?
926
01:20:55,792 --> 01:20:57,833
cause I'm here at
a meeting now,
927
01:20:57,875 --> 01:21:00,708
I can't really answer you,
I call you back on Tuesday
928
01:21:00,750 --> 01:21:05,042
ok? kisses...
- Octave you're fired!
929
01:21:05,042 --> 01:21:08,625
- Now it's too late, it had to be
done earlier, I'm sorry...
930
01:21:08,625 --> 01:21:11,125
- This boy is a real shit
931
01:21:11,125 --> 01:21:14,292
- what are you doing here?
- I quit my life, by myself!
932
01:21:14,292 --> 01:21:15,958
- Get him! he's buggering off!
933
01:21:15,958 --> 01:21:18,125
- Wait, it's ok, it's ok
- Get him!
934
01:21:21,250 --> 01:21:23,208
- it's allright
935
01:21:28,125 --> 01:21:30,542
- I've an idea, I gonna...
936
01:21:31,167 --> 01:21:32,625
- You stay here!
937
01:22:09,042 --> 01:22:10,625
- It's locked!
938
01:22:27,292 --> 01:22:30,917
- Tamara, Alfred,
Alfred Dul
939
01:22:30,917 --> 01:22:33,917
Tell-me, would you fancy
a small dinner at the silver tower,
940
01:22:33,917 --> 01:22:38,125
one of these evenings?
And I have a little surprise for you
941
01:22:41,292 --> 01:22:43,042
- Put your gun away
942
01:22:46,083 --> 01:22:48,167
- Parengo don't mess up!
943
01:22:50,875 --> 01:22:54,833
Come back Parengo!
don't do it, I tell you!
944
01:23:24,583 --> 01:23:27,208
Give me your hand,
stop that!
945
01:23:57,917 --> 01:24:03,000
everything is temporary:
Love, Art, planet Earth
946
01:24:03,000 --> 01:24:05,417
you, me
947
01:24:06,458 --> 01:24:07,833
particulary me.
948
01:24:23,083 --> 01:24:27,083
PROJECTION TEST
You're part of a pre-test panel
949
01:24:27,083 --> 01:24:31,500
Option END n
950
01:24:39,875 --> 01:24:44,083
- Octave, fuck, I am in a mid-bad,
enormous... I'm not fine at all
951
01:24:44,083 --> 01:24:49,583
- Yes good evening, do you want
champagne? Amuse la bouche?
952
01:24:50,750 --> 01:24:52,042
- Thanks madam,
953
01:24:53,292 --> 01:24:55,542
- I didn't come here to croak with you,
954
01:24:55,542 --> 01:24:59,250
There's a little girl waiting for me
in Marocco, all I do is for her
955
01:25:00,875 --> 01:25:01,958
- What's that?
956
01:25:02,458 --> 01:25:06,458
- Vomit, you both swallowed
this shit together
957
01:25:13,583 --> 01:25:15,833
- You puked on yourselves
958
01:25:28,292 --> 01:25:32,375
- Fuck, Octave, I believed
we had killed people
959
01:25:32,375 --> 01:25:35,917
I believed we were pursued by the cops,
I was too scared, no joke...
960
01:25:35,917 --> 01:25:39,208
- Me too,
- Come here
961
01:25:50,708 --> 01:25:54,917
At this instant, we were beautiful inside
but pitiful outside...
962
01:26:01,625 --> 01:26:03,875
- Stop laughing, fuck!
963
01:26:07,083 --> 01:26:10,875
Deep inside us, very deeply,
it was a new birth
964
01:26:11,750 --> 01:26:14,250
The universe was offering
us a second chance
965
01:26:15,917 --> 01:26:17,792
- Thank you
- And there are your baggages...
966
01:26:17,792 --> 01:26:19,750
- No, that's fine, I'll take it,
thank you
967
01:26:30,958 --> 01:26:36,125
Dul
968
01:26:36,125 --> 01:26:39,083
To help me realeasing the commercial,
I connected the AAF guys,
969
01:26:39,083 --> 01:26:43,625
the Anti-Ads Front, a secret activist
small group, Charly dug out on internet
970
01:26:43,625 --> 01:26:45,917
- You behave, exactely like them, here...
Watch out seb...
971
01:26:45,917 --> 01:26:46,958
- Like them, Why?
972
01:26:46,958 --> 01:26:49,542
- Excuse me to tell you that, but you
do verbal marketing here
973
01:26:49,542 --> 01:26:52,000
- Wait, I'm doing verbal marketing?!
You know what you're sayin here?
974
01:26:52,000 --> 01:26:54,583
- A terrorist attack should be tried
975
01:26:54,583 --> 01:26:58,333
Like Hud, he had got a good job,
at the Channel 1 Ad section
976
01:26:58,333 --> 01:27:00,583
it's him who has broadcasted
the film on live...
977
01:27:03,375 --> 01:27:09,292
Here it is, Octave is dead,
and so is his car
978
01:27:31,708 --> 01:27:36,292
But I couldn't leave this world,
without savouring my victory
979
01:27:46,792 --> 01:27:48,000
- Excuse me president...
980
01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:54,083
Yes? Well, ok, of course...
981
01:27:55,083 --> 01:27:57,500
you can turn on the
television on first channel?
982
01:27:57,542 --> 01:27:58,833
- My pleasure, mister
983
01:27:58,833 --> 01:28:01,875
- it's good, we're watching
- Here it is, thank you,
984
01:28:01,875 --> 01:28:03,958
it will be awesome,
director!
985
01:28:08,542 --> 01:28:09,583
We'll rip it up!
986
01:28:09,583 --> 01:28:12,750
Tests are super positives,
I think we can say it,
987
01:28:12,792 --> 01:28:18,625
- Yes my dear
- Finally, They're friendly,
988
01:28:18,625 --> 01:28:22,000
and we live strong things
989
01:28:28,792 --> 01:28:31,792
- Look my dear, I think
it's going to begin
990
01:29:11,667 --> 01:29:15,417
- Sorry; I feel stupid, I'll do it again
- Hello, here it's Starlight
991
01:29:15,417 --> 01:29:18,750
a new diet yoghurt, that's strictly
without any relevance
992
01:29:20,833 --> 01:29:23,167
So why are we trying
to sell it to you?
993
01:29:23,167 --> 01:29:27,208
because we've got goals,
we have numbers to make
994
01:29:27,208 --> 01:29:29,708
What did you think?
You think we're having fun, here?
995
01:29:29,708 --> 01:29:31,875
- You know how much costs
30 sec of peoples brain
996
01:29:31,875 --> 01:29:34,333
who's watching tv at this hour?
400.000 F
997
01:29:34,333 --> 01:29:37,000
So how do we do?
With what do we pay this?
998
01:29:37,000 --> 01:29:38,792
and our executives,
how do we pay them?
999
01:29:38,792 --> 01:29:41,792
Wait, our CEO for example,
which salary is nearly closed
1000
01:29:41,792 --> 01:29:43,875
Burkina Faso PIB, eh?
1001
01:29:43,875 --> 01:29:45,583
What do we pay him with?
Where do we find the cash?
1002
01:29:45,583 --> 01:29:47,417
And our shareholders?
the investors?
1003
01:29:47,417 --> 01:29:50,083
How we do? How we do?
How we do?
1004
01:29:50,125 --> 01:29:51,292
- Fuck that's disgusting!
1005
01:29:51,292 --> 01:29:54,417
So now, turn your lil'tv off,
take your lil'coin holder,
1006
01:29:54,417 --> 01:29:56,208
and go directly to the
supermarket to sell off stocks,
1007
01:29:56,208 --> 01:29:58,333
12.000 tons are to gobble up!
1008
01:30:26,708 --> 01:30:31,333
Madone, buy it, otherwise
it won't sell up
1009
01:30:31,333 --> 01:30:33,917
Who is slim in his head?
1010
01:30:54,250 --> 01:30:56,750
- Anyway, we can't say you give
your customers shit...
1011
01:31:22,042 --> 01:31:29,375
I was savouring my revolution,
I was disappearing... Far
1012
01:31:33,042 --> 01:31:34,667
learn to live differently
1013
01:31:37,208 --> 01:31:39,583
My friend Pyjaman told
me about the jungle
1014
01:39:50,875 --> 01:39:55,708
Each year, the world-wide budget
1015
01:39:55,708 --> 01:39:58,625
spent on advertising
arise 500 billion dollars.
1016
01:39:58,750 --> 01:40:01,542
An UN study estimate that
only 10% of that ammount
1017
01:40:01,583 --> 01:40:06,583
would be necessary to divide
by two starvation in the world
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