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(WIND WHOOSHING)
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(MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING)
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GORR: Oh, great and mighty Rapu,
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we pray to you for water and sustenance.
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I pray to you, not for me,
but for my daughter.
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(WIND GUSTING)
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(MELANCHOLY MUSIC CONTINUES)
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(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
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(WEAKLY) I'm tired.
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(CRYING SOFTLY)
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(CONTINUES CRYING)
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(SNIFFLES)
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(WIND GUSTING)
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VOICES: (WHISPERING) You have suffered.
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VOICE 1: Come to me.
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VOICE 2: Come to me.
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VOICES: You have suffered.
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Come to me.
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(WIND HOWLING)
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(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
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You have suffered.
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(BIRDS AND INSECTS CHIRPING)
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(WATER BURBLING)
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(GRUNTING IN RELIEF)
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(COUGHS)
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(OBJECT STABS)
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(WINCES)
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(GRUNTS)
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(PANTING)
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Ah! What do we have here?
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(GRUNTING CONTENTEDLY)
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Look at it.
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It's gobbling up all my fruit.
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Rapu.
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Bringer of Light.
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Oh, it's one of mine.
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(LAUGHTER)
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I am Gorr, the last of your disciples.
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We have lost everything, my lord.
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The land is dry.
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All life is lost.
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But our faith in you never wavered
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and now we await the promise
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of the eternal reward.
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Is this why you celebrate?
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(LAUGHS)
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He... He thinks there's an eternal reward.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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No. No, sorry.
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There's no eternal reward for you, dog!
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(GORR GASPS)
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What we're celebrating is a fresh kill.
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We just vanquished the holder
of the Necrosword...
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VOICE 1: You have suffered.
RAPU: ...before he could harm
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any other gods with that cursed blade.
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VOICE 2: If it's revenge you seek.
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He threatened to end my entire empire.
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But, my lord,
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your empire has already ended.
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There's no one left to worship you.
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RAPU: There'll be
more followers to replace you.
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There always are.
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(SHUDDERING) We have suffered...
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and we have starved.
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(GORR CRYING)
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My daughter died...
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-in your name.
-And well you should.
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Suffering for your gods
is your only purpose.
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There's nothing for you after death.
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Except death.
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You are no god.
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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I renounce you.
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(CHOKING)
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-(FLOWER GODS GASPING)
-(RAPU SHUSHES)
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Now your meaningless life
finally does have a purpose.
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(CONTINUES CHOKING)
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To sacrifice yourself to me.
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VOICE 3: If it's revenge you seek...
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VOICE 4: ...kill all the gods.
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Go to Eternity.
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VOICE 3: If it's revenge you seek...
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summon the Bifrost.
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VOICE 4: Go to Eternity.
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VOICE 5: Kill all the gods.
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VOICE 3: Summon the Bifrost.
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VOICE 4: Go to Eternity.
VOICE 5: Kill all the gods.
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Kill all the gods. Kill all the gods.
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-(SWORD STABBING)
-(FLOWER GODS GASPING)
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-(RAPU CHOKING)
-(FLOWER GODS WHIMPERING)
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(FLOWER GODS SHRIEK)
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(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
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RAPU: The sword chose you.
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You are now cursed!
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Funny.
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It doesn't feel like a curse.
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(GROANS)
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Feels like a promise.
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So, this is my vow.
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All gods will die.
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(SWORD SWISHES)
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(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYS)
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(SINISTER MUSIC STOPS)
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(SOFT MUSIC INTRO PLAYS)
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(HARD ROCK VERSION
OF MARVEL THEME PLAYING)
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KORG: Come, come, gather round.
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And listen to the legend
of the Space Viking.
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AKA the God of Thunder. AKA Thor Odinson.
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(ONLY TIME BY ENYA PLAYING)
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Raised in the way of the warrior,
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Thor was taught to help win battles,
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fighting the good fight
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for those who can't fight good.
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(BABY THOR COOING)
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He grew and he grew and he grew.
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He was sensitive, like a smile.
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And his loving nature
did not discriminate.
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He once loved a swashbuckling Passionista.
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Another time, he loved a Wolf Woman
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on a Woman Wolf.
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(THOR AND WOLF HOWL)
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But Thor's one true love
was an Earth woman
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named Jane Fonda.
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Oh, wait. No. Jane Foster.
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But sadly, in the battle
for love, Thor lost.
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Ooh.
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In fact, he lost a lot
of people in those days.
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His mum.
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His dad.
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And that guy.
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And that guy.
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And whoever that is.
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And Heimdall.
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-And his brother.
-(THOR YELLING)
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-And his brother, again.
-(THOR YELLING)
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And again.
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(DISTANT YELLING)
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Poor Thor had to watch his planet explode.
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And then he said, "What have I done?"
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It seemed that everything
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and everyone he loved, he lost.
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And so he hid his heart
behind a big, fleshy bod,
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so it could never be broken again.
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But just because he was done loving,
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didn't mean he was done fighting.
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He teamed up with
the Guardians of the Galaxy
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and set off on some
classic Thor adventures.
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He got in shape.
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Putting in the hard yards.
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Turning pains into gains,
and never skipping leg day.
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(THOR GRUNTS)
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He went from Dad Bod to God Bod.
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But beneath his God Bod,
there was still a Sad Bod
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just trying to get out.
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(ALL YELLING)
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Because all of the bods
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that Thor had worn over the years
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couldn't hide the pain
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that he was feeling on the inside.
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So he gave up his search for love,
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accepting that he was
only good for one thing...
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Waiting in quiet contemplation
for someone to say,
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"Thor, we need your help
to win this battle."
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(SONG ENDS)
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-QUILL: Thor.
-(DISTANT EXPLOSIONS)
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We need your help to win this battle.
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Let's go.
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(SIGHS) Okay. Come on, Stormbreaker.
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Back to work.
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We must hurry, okay?
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People are dying.
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See you down there.
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(GRUNTS)
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(DISTANT GUNFIRE)
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Hurry up!
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(YELLING)
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(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CLUCKING)
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Give me those. You're gonna break 'em.
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(GRUNTING) I am Groot!
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Ah, you got sap all over it.
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Hello, everybody.
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ROCKET: Well, well, look who it is.
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How are we doing, guys?
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DRAX: Terrible!
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We're all about to die.
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You said this planet
would be a relaxing holiday.
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I said it was going to be,
"Like a relaxing holiday."
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But look at that resplendent skyscape.
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Three suns of Saturn.
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What could be more relaxing than that?
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An actual holiday!
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Die, Booskan scum!
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(BOOSKANS GROAN)
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God of Thunder.
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King Yakan.
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You have finally joined our fight.
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Well, as they say,
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"Better late than not at all." (CHUCKLES)
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Yes, it's very nice.
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As you know, we used to live
in a peaceful oasis.
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But then our gods were murdered.
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Murdered?
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And now our sacred temple
has been left unguarded,
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and Habooska's hordes
took control of its power.
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It is our most sacred shrine
and he desecrates it.
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Not for long.
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(DRAMATICALLY) Ah!
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King Yakan, tell them
what happened here today.
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Tell of the time that Thor,
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and his ragtag, motley crew
of misfit desperados,
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turned the tide of the battle,
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and etched their names in history.
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For the odds may be against us,
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but I'll tell you this for free...
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Here it comes.
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This ends here and now!
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(MOUTHING ALONG)
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Oh!
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(WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
BY GUNS N' ROSES PLAYING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(ENGINE ROARING)
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(GRUNTS)
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(WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
BY GUNS N' ROSES CONTINUES)
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(THOR GRUNTING)
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-(SCREECHES)
-(THOR GRUNTS)
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(LAUGHS)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(STORMBREAKER POWERS UP)
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(GRUNTS)
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(GRUNTS)
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(ENGINES REVVING)
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(STRAINING)
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(ENGINES CONTINUE REVVING)
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(YELLING)
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(TURBINES SQUEAKING)
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(BOOSKAN CACKLES)
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He's not going to go
into the temple, is he? No.
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(CRACKLING)
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Oh.
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-(SONG STOPS)
-(ALL CHEERING)
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Well done, everybody.
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We can collectively take credit for that
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because we worked as a team.
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We used our hearts and our minds
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to defeat the enemy
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with minimal loss or damage.
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(CROWD GASPING)
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What a classic Thor adventure!
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Hurrah!
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(SOUNDS FADE OUT)
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(MACHINE THRUMMING)
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-(THRUMMING STOPS)
-(SIGHS)
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(INDISTINCT TV CHATTER)
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Good book?
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MAN: Yeah.
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I wrote it.
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Wait. You're Dr. Jane Foster?
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I am.
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-Uh... Hi. (CHUCKLES)
-Hi.
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How's the, uh, Einstein-Rosen Bridge?
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It's tough.
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-Yeah.
-Really tough.
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It's... You need a 3D model.
267
00:14:59,917 --> 00:15:01,375
You ever see Event Horizon?
268
00:15:01,542 --> 00:15:02,792
-No.
-(SIGHS)
269
00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:05,208
-Interstellar?
-No.
270
00:15:05,375 --> 00:15:07,166
That movie explains everything
really clearly.
271
00:15:07,250 --> 00:15:09,709
Um, all right. The Einstein-Rosen Bridge
272
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:13,458
folds space, so that point A and point B
273
00:15:14,417 --> 00:15:16,417
coexist in space and time.
274
00:15:17,083 --> 00:15:18,083
Like that.
275
00:15:19,959 --> 00:15:21,291
You just ruined your own book.
276
00:15:21,458 --> 00:15:23,125
Yeah, but now you understand wormholes.
277
00:15:23,834 --> 00:15:24,834
(CHUCKLES)
278
00:15:25,875 --> 00:15:26,875
Watch those movies.
279
00:15:27,291 --> 00:15:28,375
-Okay.
-Okay.
280
00:15:28,542 --> 00:15:30,792
Saw the Hot Cheetos, had to get it.
281
00:15:30,875 --> 00:15:32,083
(CLEARS THROAT)
282
00:15:36,417 --> 00:15:37,667
(SIGHS NOISILY)
283
00:15:37,750 --> 00:15:40,041
So, how's, uh... how's it going?
284
00:15:40,458 --> 00:15:43,458
It's going amazing.
285
00:15:48,083 --> 00:15:51,500
Have you told anyone else besides me?
286
00:15:52,125 --> 00:15:54,375
When people find out,
they start acting weird.
287
00:15:54,458 --> 00:15:56,500
They're just different.
288
00:15:57,291 --> 00:15:59,125
I don't need that in my life right now.
289
00:15:59,291 --> 00:16:00,917
Anyway, it's not that serious.
290
00:16:01,291 --> 00:16:02,583
Jane, it's Stage Four.
291
00:16:02,750 --> 00:16:04,917
Out of, like, how many stages?
292
00:16:05,667 --> 00:16:06,667
Four.
293
00:16:06,834 --> 00:16:08,000
That we know about.
294
00:16:08,834 --> 00:16:10,083
-(CHUCKLES)
-(DARCY SIGHS)
295
00:16:12,208 --> 00:16:14,625
Oh, you have somewhere else
you gotta be right now
296
00:16:14,709 --> 00:16:16,417
that's more important than chemo?
297
00:16:16,834 --> 00:16:17,834
No.
298
00:16:24,375 --> 00:16:25,375
(JANE TUTS)
299
00:16:25,458 --> 00:16:26,959
You're trying to get back
to the lab, aren't you?
300
00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:28,875
I have a few ideas I'm trying.
301
00:16:29,041 --> 00:16:30,834
Okay, no, time out.
302
00:16:31,458 --> 00:16:33,875
I know you think your lab work
is something you have to do,
303
00:16:34,041 --> 00:16:36,583
otherwise you're letting down
all of civilization,
304
00:16:37,750 --> 00:16:39,291
but you're not getting what the universe
305
00:16:39,375 --> 00:16:40,959
is actually trying to tell you,
306
00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,500
so let me translate.
307
00:16:43,041 --> 00:16:45,083
Slow down.
308
00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:47,208
You need your energy to fight this thing.
309
00:16:48,625 --> 00:16:50,834
I'll fight it my way, okay?
310
00:16:51,041 --> 00:16:52,333
Well, FYI,
311
00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:56,166
"my way" does not have
to equal "alone in a lab."
312
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:58,000
(GASPS)
313
00:16:58,583 --> 00:17:01,166
Maybe it's time to play
the Space Viking card.
314
00:17:01,333 --> 00:17:03,333
-It's not a card.
-Yes, it is.
315
00:17:03,417 --> 00:17:04,917
-There's no card.
-There's a card.
316
00:17:05,083 --> 00:17:07,458
It's tall, it's blond, and it's gorgeous.
317
00:17:07,625 --> 00:17:09,000
It's a handsome card.
318
00:17:09,166 --> 00:17:10,917
-Jane, are you sure?
-Look, Darcy...
319
00:17:11,125 --> 00:17:14,208
I will figure this out by myself.
320
00:17:14,291 --> 00:17:15,291
(BEEPS)
321
00:17:15,375 --> 00:17:17,250
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
322
00:17:21,875 --> 00:17:24,959
SELVIG: Results are
still coming back the same.
323
00:17:25,500 --> 00:17:27,458
I'm afraid the chemo
has very little effect.
324
00:17:29,750 --> 00:17:31,208
I'm so sorry, Jane.
325
00:17:32,583 --> 00:17:33,792
If there's anything I can do,
326
00:17:33,875 --> 00:17:35,834
or if you just wanna talk, call me.
327
00:17:47,291 --> 00:17:48,709
-(SIGHS)
-(RUSTLING)
328
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:51,083
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS)
329
00:17:59,417 --> 00:18:01,041
(PARADISE CITY BY GUNS N' ROSES PLAYING)
330
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:33,583
Smell like a king, because you're worthy.
331
00:18:33,917 --> 00:18:35,125
Old Spice.
332
00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:37,500
(PLAYS OLD SPICE JINGLE)
333
00:18:37,583 --> 00:18:39,083
-DIRECTOR: Cut!
-(BELL RINGS)
334
00:18:40,083 --> 00:18:41,542
(CAMERAS CLICKING)
335
00:18:44,417 --> 00:18:45,750
(CROWD CHEERING)
336
00:18:47,417 --> 00:18:49,875
(PARADISE CITY
BY GUNS 'N' ROSES CONTINUES)
337
00:18:57,875 --> 00:18:58,875
(SONG FADES)
338
00:18:59,709 --> 00:19:02,333
(BAND PLAYING GENTLE MUSIC)
339
00:19:02,417 --> 00:19:03,959
(BIRDS CHIRPING)
340
00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:08,667
ACTOR ODIN: Look at this place.
It's beautiful.
341
00:19:08,750 --> 00:19:10,000
Home.
342
00:19:10,166 --> 00:19:11,333
Yes, home, Father.
343
00:19:11,959 --> 00:19:13,500
We're here to take you home.
344
00:19:13,834 --> 00:19:16,417
Yes. To planet Asgard.
345
00:19:16,583 --> 00:19:18,959
Asgard is not a planet, my sons.
346
00:19:19,333 --> 00:19:21,792
It is people. It is you!
347
00:19:21,875 --> 00:19:23,834
And now, it is time
348
00:19:23,917 --> 00:19:26,542
for me to pass on to the spirit realm.
349
00:19:26,625 --> 00:19:28,291
(ACTOR LOKI WHIMPERS)
350
00:19:29,291 --> 00:19:31,041
I will take my place
351
00:19:31,208 --> 00:19:34,083
in the great banqueting hall of Valhalla,
352
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:36,583
the resting place of the gods.
353
00:19:36,750 --> 00:19:38,709
Oh, one more thing.
354
00:19:39,625 --> 00:19:40,875
You have a sister.
355
00:19:42,083 --> 00:19:45,792
And so now, I turn into godly stardust,
356
00:19:46,250 --> 00:19:48,000
and say farewell.
357
00:19:48,667 --> 00:19:49,667
Oh, look.
358
00:19:50,291 --> 00:19:52,166
Do you see? It's happening.
359
00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:54,583
I'm disappearing.
360
00:19:54,667 --> 00:19:56,667
(EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)
361
00:19:59,083 --> 00:20:00,667
No!
362
00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:01,792
Father!
363
00:20:03,959 --> 00:20:05,375
But wait! Brother!
364
00:20:06,834 --> 00:20:10,083
An ominous portal hath appeared behind us.
365
00:20:10,625 --> 00:20:11,750
BOTH: Transform!
366
00:20:11,834 --> 00:20:12,959
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
367
00:20:13,041 --> 00:20:15,542
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
368
00:20:18,875 --> 00:20:20,458
(LAUGHING WICKEDLY)
369
00:20:20,542 --> 00:20:21,542
(AUDIENCE GASPS)
370
00:20:21,625 --> 00:20:24,250
I am Hela, Goddess of Death.
371
00:20:24,417 --> 00:20:26,583
Now, I return to Asgard
372
00:20:26,667 --> 00:20:29,375
to stake my claim
as the rightful heir to the throne,
373
00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:31,375
and no one will stop me!
374
00:20:31,458 --> 00:20:32,458
Join me or die!
375
00:20:32,625 --> 00:20:33,834
We will never join you, witch!
376
00:20:33,917 --> 00:20:34,917
Mjolnir!
377
00:20:38,041 --> 00:20:39,709
(LAUGHS TRIUMPHANTLY)
378
00:20:39,792 --> 00:20:41,041
Impossible!
379
00:20:41,125 --> 00:20:42,500
(GRUNTS)
380
00:20:42,583 --> 00:20:44,458
I broke your hammer!
381
00:20:44,625 --> 00:20:46,041
Time to die!
382
00:20:46,208 --> 00:20:47,500
BOTH: Bifrost!
383
00:20:48,291 --> 00:20:50,333
(CHEERING)
384
00:20:59,375 --> 00:21:01,834
You can almost feel the power
385
00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:04,792
of these magnificent and immovable stones.
386
00:21:05,291 --> 00:21:07,667
Okay. Let's head back to the village
387
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:10,750
where we can drink
some real Asgardian mead.
388
00:21:10,917 --> 00:21:12,500
-Come on.
-(TOURISTS CHEER)
389
00:21:17,291 --> 00:21:19,542
(SOFT SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
390
00:21:27,542 --> 00:21:29,750
(DEEP RUMBLING)
391
00:21:32,542 --> 00:21:34,709
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
392
00:21:34,792 --> 00:21:36,000
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
393
00:21:36,792 --> 00:21:38,375
(CRACKLING)
394
00:21:39,792 --> 00:21:41,792
(THUNDER CONTINUES RUMBLING)
395
00:21:41,875 --> 00:21:43,875
(MUSIC CRESCENDOING)
396
00:21:47,417 --> 00:21:49,041
God of Disaster,
397
00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:51,458
we thank you.
398
00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:53,458
We feared we would be at war forever
399
00:21:53,542 --> 00:21:55,333
without the protection of our gods,
400
00:21:55,500 --> 00:21:58,500
but now, peace shall reign.
401
00:21:59,000 --> 00:22:02,417
In return for your service,
please accept these gifts.
402
00:22:02,500 --> 00:22:03,667
(INTENSE SCREAMING)
403
00:22:03,750 --> 00:22:06,291
As is tradition,
the protectors of our world
404
00:22:06,375 --> 00:22:08,458
are bestowed with great beasts.
405
00:22:08,542 --> 00:22:10,959
-(GOATS SCREAMING)
-(MEN GRUNTING)
406
00:22:11,041 --> 00:22:12,083
Giant goats!
407
00:22:12,166 --> 00:22:14,250
Oh, look at those! They are wonderful.
408
00:22:14,417 --> 00:22:17,208
Korg, look at that.
Those things are beautiful.
409
00:22:17,542 --> 00:22:19,625
King Yakan, thank you so much.
410
00:22:19,792 --> 00:22:21,625
Listen, um, about the temple...
411
00:22:21,709 --> 00:22:22,834
I don't wanna talk about the temple.
412
00:22:22,917 --> 00:22:24,000
I know, but if we were to talk about it,
413
00:22:24,083 --> 00:22:25,333
-I think it's important...
-It's making me sad.
414
00:22:25,417 --> 00:22:26,417
...to life and material objects...
415
00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:27,792
-And mad.
-Okay, I'll stop talking.
416
00:22:27,875 --> 00:22:29,625
-(CHUCKLES)
-Don't forget the goats.
417
00:22:29,792 --> 00:22:32,083
Which you accepted,
and now must take with you.
418
00:22:32,250 --> 00:22:33,375
No backsies.
419
00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:37,208
-Aw. They are beautiful.
-Yes, they are beautiful.
420
00:22:37,291 --> 00:22:38,291
(GOATS SCREAMING)
421
00:22:38,375 --> 00:22:39,917
They also scream quite a lot.
422
00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:41,000
They'll be fine.
423
00:22:41,083 --> 00:22:43,041
-(SCREAMING)
-I am Groot.
424
00:22:43,125 --> 00:22:44,166
We need to find the damn remote
425
00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:45,917
so we can download the distress signal!
426
00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,041
THOR: Retrace your steps.
Where did you put the remote?
427
00:22:48,125 --> 00:22:49,458
One of your goats probably ate it!
428
00:22:49,542 --> 00:22:51,291
Goats didn't eat the remote.
Don't be ridiculous.
429
00:22:51,375 --> 00:22:52,792
Well, I ain't digging through their crap.
430
00:22:52,875 --> 00:22:54,583
-DRAX: I love them!
-(ROCKET GRUNTS)
431
00:22:54,667 --> 00:22:55,709
They should live with us forever!
432
00:22:55,792 --> 00:22:56,917
QUILL: Found the remote!
433
00:22:57,083 --> 00:22:58,125
I'm putting them down.
434
00:22:58,208 --> 00:22:59,291
-MANTIS: Me too.
-Is it working or not?
435
00:22:59,375 --> 00:23:00,667
No, it's not workin'. It's not charged.
436
00:23:00,750 --> 00:23:01,750
Well, maybe you need to find a charger...
437
00:23:01,834 --> 00:23:02,875
-(GUN POWERS UP)
-Get out of my way!
438
00:23:02,959 --> 00:23:04,208
Hey, hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa!
439
00:23:04,500 --> 00:23:06,000
-(KORG GRUNTS)
-THOR: Whew.
440
00:23:06,083 --> 00:23:07,875
-Korg, you okay?
-Yeah, bro. All good.
441
00:23:07,959 --> 00:23:09,166
All right. Everybody, just relax.
442
00:23:09,250 --> 00:23:10,417
The goats are gonna be fine.
443
00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:12,208
If not, we can just use them for meat...
444
00:23:12,709 --> 00:23:14,041
(SCREAMING STOPS)
445
00:23:14,125 --> 00:23:15,750
...ting people. Meeting people.
446
00:23:15,834 --> 00:23:17,208
They're a great conversation starter.
447
00:23:17,291 --> 00:23:18,291
And I've been told
448
00:23:18,375 --> 00:23:19,750
you can summon them with a special whistle
449
00:23:19,834 --> 00:23:21,417
that goes something like this...
(FAILS TO WHISTLE)
450
00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:23,291
No, that's not it. (WHISTLES)
No, that's not it. (WHISTLES)
451
00:23:23,375 --> 00:23:24,792
No, that's not it. You have a go.
452
00:23:24,875 --> 00:23:26,291
-(GROWLS)
-No, that's not it.
453
00:23:26,375 --> 00:23:28,000
-KRAGLIN: Oh, hey, guys.
-Kraglin!
454
00:23:28,083 --> 00:23:29,375
KORG: (FAILS TO WHISTLE)
No, that's not it.
455
00:23:29,458 --> 00:23:30,458
You been here this whole time?
456
00:23:30,542 --> 00:23:31,750
Yeah, you said to stay with the ship.
457
00:23:32,208 --> 00:23:34,166
This is Glenda. We're married.
458
00:23:34,583 --> 00:23:36,291
(SPLUTTERS) I am Groot.
459
00:23:36,375 --> 00:23:37,417
What did we tell you
460
00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:39,000
about jumpin' into new relationships?
461
00:23:39,166 --> 00:23:40,417
That I shouldn't be doing that.
462
00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:41,583
Yeah, you can't get married
463
00:23:41,667 --> 00:23:43,166
on every single planet we land on.
464
00:23:43,583 --> 00:23:44,792
I am Groot.
465
00:23:45,250 --> 00:23:46,792
-(BEEPING)
-QUILL: Finally!
466
00:23:46,959 --> 00:23:48,750
All right, here we go. Distress calls.
467
00:23:49,333 --> 00:23:52,125
FEMALE CALLER: Please help us!
The God Butcher has found us!
468
00:23:52,291 --> 00:23:53,417
QUILL: God Butcher?
469
00:23:53,500 --> 00:23:55,208
MALE CALLER: He left them
hanging as a warning.
470
00:23:55,375 --> 00:23:57,125
Look at all of these gods, murdered.
471
00:23:57,208 --> 00:23:59,083
MALE CALLER 2: Our greatest champions,
472
00:23:59,166 --> 00:24:00,917
now laid to waste.
473
00:24:01,083 --> 00:24:02,250
The horror.
474
00:24:02,417 --> 00:24:03,792
Who could have done something like this?
475
00:24:04,875 --> 00:24:06,000
Thor, where are you?
476
00:24:06,083 --> 00:24:07,667
Wait, wait, wait. What was that? Go back.
477
00:24:09,166 --> 00:24:10,166
Play that one.
478
00:24:11,750 --> 00:24:13,250
-Thor, where are you?
-THOR: Sif?
479
00:24:13,333 --> 00:24:14,625
We need you here.
480
00:24:15,333 --> 00:24:16,959
My friend is in danger.
We must go at once.
481
00:24:17,458 --> 00:24:18,750
Start the ship, my friends.
482
00:24:18,834 --> 00:24:20,875
I don't know, maybe we should split up.
483
00:24:20,959 --> 00:24:21,959
So many people to save,
484
00:24:22,041 --> 00:24:24,041
I mean, look at all of these distress...
485
00:24:24,125 --> 00:24:25,625
-(VEST CREAKS SLOWLY)
-...calls.
486
00:24:26,959 --> 00:24:28,000
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
487
00:24:29,000 --> 00:24:30,000
Thor.
488
00:24:30,166 --> 00:24:31,500
You gonna be okay?
489
00:24:31,667 --> 00:24:33,125
I admire your commitment to each other.
490
00:24:33,208 --> 00:24:34,375
It's a beautiful thing.
491
00:24:34,625 --> 00:24:36,250
Alas, it's something I'll never have.
492
00:24:36,417 --> 00:24:37,792
Buddy, if I may...
493
00:24:38,375 --> 00:24:39,375
You may.
494
00:24:40,917 --> 00:24:42,125
After thousands of years of living,
495
00:24:42,208 --> 00:24:43,458
you don't seem to know
who the hell you are.
496
00:24:44,417 --> 00:24:45,875
I've been lost before.
497
00:24:46,875 --> 00:24:48,583
But then I found meaning, I found love.
498
00:24:49,834 --> 00:24:50,917
And yeah, it got taken from me,
499
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:52,125
and god, that hurts.
500
00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,709
But that shitty feeling
is better than feeling empty.
501
00:24:58,208 --> 00:24:59,208
My hope for you is that
502
00:24:59,291 --> 00:25:01,875
one day, you will find something
503
00:25:02,333 --> 00:25:04,542
to make you feel this shitty.
504
00:25:04,709 --> 00:25:07,417
I have loved before. It didn't work out.
505
00:25:07,583 --> 00:25:09,667
They either die a grismal death
506
00:25:09,750 --> 00:25:11,417
or they dump you
with a handwritten letter.
507
00:25:11,500 --> 00:25:12,500
I don't know which is worse,
508
00:25:12,583 --> 00:25:14,750
but it's why I keep everyone
at arm's length.
509
00:25:15,625 --> 00:25:16,792
(MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY)
510
00:25:17,709 --> 00:25:18,709
You've grown too attached.
511
00:25:18,792 --> 00:25:19,917
Damn it, I knew this would happen.
512
00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:21,875
-You must go. I'll find Sif.
-(SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES)
513
00:25:22,625 --> 00:25:23,834
You answer the other calls.
514
00:25:23,917 --> 00:25:25,291
The galaxy needs its Guardians.
515
00:25:25,375 --> 00:25:26,375
Cool, yeah. We were just leaving...
516
00:25:26,458 --> 00:25:27,875
Shh. I know it hurts.
517
00:25:28,041 --> 00:25:29,750
But it's better this way.
You have to trust me.
518
00:25:30,667 --> 00:25:32,375
To ease the pain, why don't you, uh,
519
00:25:33,333 --> 00:25:35,875
take this ship here
as a parting farewell gift?
520
00:25:36,542 --> 00:25:37,834
Oh, you're giving me my ship?
521
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,333
Yes, she's yours.
522
00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:42,208
May you make as many memories
with her as I have.
523
00:25:42,375 --> 00:25:43,875
She's a temperamental old lass.
524
00:25:44,041 --> 00:25:46,333
Will serve you well in a tight pickle.
525
00:25:46,500 --> 00:25:47,709
-KRAGLIN: I'll start the ship.
-Thank you.
526
00:25:47,792 --> 00:25:49,083
Goodbye, old friend.
527
00:25:50,291 --> 00:25:52,000
A human handshake
528
00:25:52,083 --> 00:25:53,959
to the Asgardian shake.
529
00:25:54,125 --> 00:25:56,583
Into the snake that you cannot trust.
530
00:25:56,667 --> 00:25:57,667
(WHOOSHES)
531
00:25:57,750 --> 00:25:58,917
You're really dragging this out.
532
00:25:59,000 --> 00:26:01,834
And finish with the classic
Asgardian high one.
533
00:26:03,417 --> 00:26:04,667
(IMITATES EXPLOSION)
534
00:26:05,750 --> 00:26:06,917
-DRAX: Let's go.
-(SPACESHIP POWERING UP)
535
00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:08,083
Take care of my crew.
536
00:26:08,166 --> 00:26:09,291
This is gonna be hard for them.
537
00:26:09,458 --> 00:26:10,542
Hurry up!
538
00:26:10,625 --> 00:26:11,709
Not her.
539
00:26:11,792 --> 00:26:13,125
Remember what I told you.
540
00:26:14,083 --> 00:26:15,542
You ever feel lost,
541
00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:18,667
just look into the eyes
of the people that you love.
542
00:26:19,083 --> 00:26:21,083
They'll tell you exactly who you are.
543
00:26:21,166 --> 00:26:23,208
(ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING)
544
00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:26,500
All right. Bye.
545
00:26:30,166 --> 00:26:32,458
For what it's worth,
let's cling to the good memories.
546
00:26:32,542 --> 00:26:34,291
-(ENGINE HUMMING LOUDLY)
-We Asgardians say,
547
00:26:34,375 --> 00:26:36,959
"May you travel with the speed
of Odin's ravens.
548
00:26:37,417 --> 00:26:38,583
"I'll see you in Valhalla
549
00:26:38,667 --> 00:26:40,542
"where we shall drink mead and..."
550
00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:44,709
-They're gone.
-Alone again. Just me and you.
551
00:26:44,875 --> 00:26:46,041
Stormbreaker!
552
00:26:46,917 --> 00:26:48,959
Watch out, you frickin' crazy axe!
553
00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:51,041
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
554
00:26:52,583 --> 00:26:53,834
So what do we do now, bro?
555
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,375
Let's go get Sif!
556
00:26:56,792 --> 00:26:59,000
(GOATS SCREAMING)
557
00:27:02,041 --> 00:27:03,291
(GOATS SCREAM)
558
00:27:10,875 --> 00:27:12,709
KORG: Who or what is that?
559
00:27:12,875 --> 00:27:16,000
Falligar, God of the Falligarians.
560
00:27:16,500 --> 00:27:18,500
One of the nicest gods you'll ever meet.
561
00:27:20,083 --> 00:27:21,250
Oh, no.
562
00:27:23,875 --> 00:27:24,959
(GRUNTS)
563
00:27:30,250 --> 00:27:31,959
Sif, it's me, Thor.
564
00:27:32,542 --> 00:27:33,542
Odinson?
565
00:27:33,959 --> 00:27:35,125
You're missing an arm.
566
00:27:35,458 --> 00:27:36,458
I'm gonna get you home.
567
00:27:36,625 --> 00:27:38,542
No! Leave me here.
568
00:27:38,709 --> 00:27:40,667
I want to die a warrior's death.
569
00:27:40,834 --> 00:27:42,875
On the battlefield. In battle.
570
00:27:43,041 --> 00:27:45,917
And then I can claim my place in Valhalla.
571
00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:48,417
Oh, I hate to break it to you,
572
00:27:48,583 --> 00:27:50,083
but for a warrior to get into Valhalla,
573
00:27:50,166 --> 00:27:51,583
you have to die in the battle.
574
00:27:52,250 --> 00:27:54,291
-You survived.
-Oh, shit.
575
00:27:54,875 --> 00:27:56,667
Maybe your arm is in Valhalla.
576
00:27:58,417 --> 00:27:59,542
What happened here?
577
00:27:59,625 --> 00:28:01,625
(SIGHS) I've been hunting a madman.
578
00:28:01,792 --> 00:28:03,875
I followed him here, but it was a trap.
579
00:28:04,041 --> 00:28:05,041
Who is this madman?
580
00:28:05,625 --> 00:28:07,834
The God Butcher is coming.
581
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:10,333
He seeks the extinction of the gods.
582
00:28:10,709 --> 00:28:12,250
Asgard is next.
583
00:28:12,417 --> 00:28:14,417
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS)
584
00:28:16,166 --> 00:28:18,542
(BELL CLANGING IN DISTANCE)
585
00:28:21,500 --> 00:28:23,625
(EERIE WHOOSHING)
586
00:28:43,417 --> 00:28:45,834
(LOW UNNERVING MUSIC PLAYING)
587
00:29:04,917 --> 00:29:07,125
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
588
00:29:23,542 --> 00:29:26,125
(CREATURES GROWLING)
589
00:29:26,959 --> 00:29:28,917
(ROCK SONG PLAYING QUIETLY ON SPEAKER)
590
00:29:30,417 --> 00:29:32,875
-(WOMAN SCREAMING)
-(EXPLOSIONS)
591
00:29:35,041 --> 00:29:37,041
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS)
592
00:29:37,750 --> 00:29:39,166
(CREATURE SCREECHES)
593
00:29:40,542 --> 00:29:42,542
(MUSIC BUILDS UP)
594
00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:45,917
(HORSE WHINNYING)
595
00:29:46,291 --> 00:29:48,291
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
596
00:29:49,041 --> 00:29:50,333
(GRUNTS)
597
00:30:00,583 --> 00:30:02,083
(WARRIORS GRUNT)
598
00:30:02,750 --> 00:30:03,792
MAN: Look, it's Thor!
599
00:30:03,959 --> 00:30:05,917
-MAN 2: Thor!
-Take Sif to the infirmary.
600
00:30:06,166 --> 00:30:07,166
VALKYRIE: Hey!
601
00:30:07,250 --> 00:30:08,458
Who'd you piss off now?
602
00:30:08,542 --> 00:30:10,041
This is not my fault.
I've never even seen these things,
603
00:30:10,125 --> 00:30:11,125
whatever the hell they are.
604
00:30:11,208 --> 00:30:12,375
Welcome back.
605
00:30:14,959 --> 00:30:16,542
(DRAMATIC MUSIC CONTINUES)
606
00:30:22,542 --> 00:30:24,709
(CREATURE ROARING)
607
00:30:27,208 --> 00:30:28,458
(SCREECHES)
608
00:30:29,792 --> 00:30:32,041
(METALLIC HUMMING OVERHEAD)
609
00:30:32,959 --> 00:30:34,166
(WHOOSHING)
610
00:30:35,041 --> 00:30:37,333
(WARRIORS CHEERING)
611
00:30:37,834 --> 00:30:39,000
Who's the new guy?
612
00:30:39,458 --> 00:30:41,875
That guy? You're gonna love that guy.
613
00:30:42,959 --> 00:30:45,667
(WHOOSHING)
614
00:30:56,208 --> 00:30:58,583
Mjol... Mjolnir! Mjolnir!
615
00:30:58,750 --> 00:30:59,792
It's me, Thor.
616
00:30:59,959 --> 00:31:01,166
Have you seen my hammer?
617
00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:02,750
(WHISTLES) Mjolnir, here, boy.
618
00:31:02,834 --> 00:31:04,333
(SOFT RUMBLING)
619
00:31:05,041 --> 00:31:06,291
Mjolnir?
620
00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:11,583
Mjolnir.
621
00:31:11,667 --> 00:31:13,792
(HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYS)
622
00:31:16,375 --> 00:31:18,875
(SLOW-MOTIONED) You're back!
623
00:31:20,375 --> 00:31:21,583
-(WHOOSHES)
-(MUSIC STOPS)
624
00:31:22,458 --> 00:31:23,458
Mjolnir!
625
00:31:25,250 --> 00:31:27,667
(DRAMATIC MUSIC INTRO PLAYING)
626
00:31:34,166 --> 00:31:36,542
(HEROIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
627
00:31:51,291 --> 00:31:52,291
Excuse me.
628
00:31:52,375 --> 00:31:54,250
Hello. That's my hammer you've got there.
629
00:31:55,709 --> 00:31:57,083
And that's my look.
630
00:31:57,166 --> 00:31:58,542
-(CREATURE SNARLS)
-(GRUNTS)
631
00:32:04,875 --> 00:32:05,875
Hey!
632
00:32:08,208 --> 00:32:09,375
Enough tomfoolery.
633
00:32:09,542 --> 00:32:11,709
Why don't you take off
that mask and reveal yourself?
634
00:32:11,875 --> 00:32:12,875
Come on.
635
00:32:14,792 --> 00:32:15,792
Hey.
636
00:32:16,417 --> 00:32:17,583
(INCREDULOUSLY) Jane?
637
00:32:23,125 --> 00:32:26,125
KORG: Let me tell you
the legend of Thor and Jane.
638
00:32:26,208 --> 00:32:27,792
(OUR LAST SUMMER BY ABBA PLAYING)
639
00:32:27,875 --> 00:32:31,875
He was a God of Thunder
and she, a woman of science.
640
00:32:33,125 --> 00:32:35,542
And although they were
from different worlds,
641
00:32:37,333 --> 00:32:39,041
somehow, it just made sense.
642
00:32:39,125 --> 00:32:40,333
THOR: Whoo! Ha-ha!
643
00:32:40,417 --> 00:32:41,875
KORG: And together they embarked
644
00:32:41,959 --> 00:32:43,875
on a journey of love.
645
00:32:47,083 --> 00:32:48,333
(LAUGHS PROUDLY)
646
00:32:48,417 --> 00:32:49,458
(JANE SNICKERS)
647
00:32:49,542 --> 00:32:51,917
Thor taught Jane the way of the warrior...
648
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,959
-(JANE GASPS)
-(WOMAN ON TV SCREAMING)
649
00:32:54,041 --> 00:32:57,083
And Jane taught Thor
the way of the people.
650
00:32:58,375 --> 00:32:59,917
And as time passed,
651
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:02,625
their love grew deeper and deeper.
652
00:33:03,333 --> 00:33:04,500
(LAUGHING)
653
00:33:05,750 --> 00:33:07,750
She's incredible, isn't she, Mjolnir?
654
00:33:09,208 --> 00:33:10,333
(GRUNTS SOFTLY)
655
00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:13,709
I need you to promise me
you'll always protect her.
656
00:33:15,417 --> 00:33:17,333
I love you too, buddy.
657
00:33:18,917 --> 00:33:22,542
KORG: And love that deep
has a way of becoming magical.
658
00:33:22,625 --> 00:33:24,417
(HIGH-PITCHED HUMMING)
659
00:33:26,250 --> 00:33:28,333
Thor set his sights toward a future
660
00:33:28,417 --> 00:33:30,542
and all it might hold.
661
00:33:31,041 --> 00:33:33,333
(OUR LAST SUMMER BY ABBA CONTINUES)
662
00:33:34,417 --> 00:33:36,875
But the more he pondered a life with Jane,
663
00:33:36,959 --> 00:33:38,959
the more he feared losing that life.
664
00:33:39,458 --> 00:33:41,792
And although Jane didn't want to admit it,
665
00:33:41,959 --> 00:33:44,291
she was scared of loss as well.
666
00:33:47,750 --> 00:33:50,041
And so, they built walls between them.
667
00:33:50,917 --> 00:33:52,959
Thor got busy saving humanity.
668
00:33:53,667 --> 00:33:54,750
THOR: Heimdall!
669
00:33:55,041 --> 00:33:56,041
(WHOOSHING)
670
00:33:56,125 --> 00:33:58,417
KORG: And Jane got busy doing the same.
671
00:33:59,250 --> 00:34:00,709
Real busy.
672
00:34:00,792 --> 00:34:03,750
And eventually, the space
between them grew and grew
673
00:34:03,834 --> 00:34:05,917
until it became too wide to bear.
674
00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:07,333
(WHOOSHING)
675
00:34:11,875 --> 00:34:13,250
KORG: Something had to give.
676
00:34:13,417 --> 00:34:17,000
I have to stay up all night
to go through this data. Okay?
677
00:34:17,083 --> 00:34:18,208
And I have to stay up all night
678
00:34:18,291 --> 00:34:20,458
-and clean all of this up.
-There's two plates!
679
00:34:20,542 --> 00:34:21,542
It's two plates and two forks!
680
00:34:21,917 --> 00:34:23,917
(WHOOSHING)
681
00:34:25,834 --> 00:34:27,917
KORG: And then, one night, it did give.
682
00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:31,125
Jane wrote a note.
683
00:34:32,375 --> 00:34:34,375
And Thor read that note.
684
00:34:36,166 --> 00:34:38,792
And their legend suddenly became myth.
685
00:34:38,875 --> 00:34:40,291
(SONG FADES)
686
00:34:40,375 --> 00:34:42,250
Or so they thought.
687
00:34:44,834 --> 00:34:46,875
-(HIGH-PITCHED HUMMING)
-You okay?
688
00:34:47,041 --> 00:34:49,875
Yeah... (CHUCKLES)
it's a little, uh, hot in...
689
00:34:49,959 --> 00:34:52,000
-(EARS RINGING)
-(PANTING) Startin' to feel...
690
00:34:52,250 --> 00:34:55,041
It's claustrophobic with the helmet.
691
00:34:55,959 --> 00:34:58,208
-(GRUNTS, PANTS)
-(RINGING STOPS)
692
00:34:59,333 --> 00:35:00,333
How?
693
00:35:00,542 --> 00:35:01,834
-Uh... (GRUNTS)
-(CREATURE SNARLS)
694
00:35:02,417 --> 00:35:04,709
(GRUNTING) Can we talk about this later?
695
00:35:05,250 --> 00:35:06,250
Yeah, sure.
696
00:35:06,417 --> 00:35:07,625
Great seeing you.
697
00:35:07,834 --> 00:35:09,291
(WHOOSHING)
698
00:35:09,375 --> 00:35:10,500
What?
699
00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:14,917
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
700
00:35:16,875 --> 00:35:19,125
VOICE: Kill all the gods.
701
00:35:19,208 --> 00:35:20,625
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
702
00:35:29,250 --> 00:35:30,375
(CREATURE SNARLS)
703
00:35:34,542 --> 00:35:36,834
(SINISTER MUSIC CONTINUES)
704
00:35:38,542 --> 00:35:39,542
(GRUNTS)
705
00:35:43,583 --> 00:35:46,125
(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING)
706
00:35:47,458 --> 00:35:48,583
(GORR GROANS)
707
00:35:49,875 --> 00:35:50,875
(GRUNTS)
708
00:35:57,583 --> 00:35:59,583
Hey. Is that the Necrosword?
709
00:35:59,750 --> 00:36:02,041
That's cool. I've only ever
read about it in stories.
710
00:36:02,417 --> 00:36:05,125
Then you know this is going to hurt.
711
00:36:05,291 --> 00:36:06,875
(SCOFFS) Pain.
712
00:36:07,083 --> 00:36:09,458
What is pain but a construct
invented by the weak?
713
00:36:09,542 --> 00:36:10,875
Okay, that's very sharp!
714
00:36:11,083 --> 00:36:12,333
(GRUNTING)
715
00:36:20,166 --> 00:36:21,166
Ready?
716
00:36:22,041 --> 00:36:25,083
Don't touch my things.
717
00:36:25,500 --> 00:36:26,667
(BOTH GRUNT)
718
00:36:27,250 --> 00:36:28,875
(GORR CHOKING)
719
00:36:33,583 --> 00:36:35,583
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS)
720
00:36:46,375 --> 00:36:47,583
(GRUNTS)
721
00:36:51,417 --> 00:36:53,875
Yeah, you better run, you coward.
(CHUCKLES)
722
00:36:53,959 --> 00:36:56,125
(EERIE MUSIC PLAYING)
723
00:36:57,875 --> 00:36:59,834
(CREATURE GROWLING SOFTLY)
724
00:37:09,125 --> 00:37:11,375
-(CREATURE GROWLS)
-(SCREAMING)
725
00:37:13,041 --> 00:37:15,417
The children. They're taking the children!
726
00:37:15,667 --> 00:37:17,125
-(SCREAMS)
-Mommy!
727
00:37:17,208 --> 00:37:18,500
(CLAMORING)
728
00:37:19,333 --> 00:37:20,417
Mom!
729
00:37:21,917 --> 00:37:23,792
(CHILDREN SCREAMING)
730
00:37:28,750 --> 00:37:29,750
(SCREAMING STOPS)
731
00:37:44,208 --> 00:37:46,667
Shadow monsters. Disgusting.
732
00:37:50,333 --> 00:37:52,583
Flew around the world twice. Nothing.
733
00:37:52,750 --> 00:37:55,500
Cowards must have run away.
We'll find them. (SCOFFS)
734
00:37:56,333 --> 00:37:57,333
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
735
00:37:58,542 --> 00:38:00,500
-Quite a reunion, huh?
-Eh, you're telling me.
736
00:38:00,667 --> 00:38:02,500
What's it been? Like, three, four years?
737
00:38:02,792 --> 00:38:04,959
Eight years, seven months, and six days.
738
00:38:05,291 --> 00:38:06,333
I haven't forgotten
739
00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:07,667
the last time I saw you,
740
00:38:07,750 --> 00:38:09,542
or didn't see you, because you left.
(CHUCKLES)
741
00:38:09,875 --> 00:38:11,375
It's kind of an oversimplification
742
00:38:11,458 --> 00:38:12,625
to say that I left.
743
00:38:12,792 --> 00:38:14,917
Ah, no, you left. You did.
744
00:38:15,083 --> 00:38:16,917
You wrote me a beautiful
handwritten letter.
745
00:38:17,083 --> 00:38:19,041
I should know, I was there. (CHUCKLES)
746
00:38:19,125 --> 00:38:20,291
-You weren't there...
-I was.
747
00:38:20,375 --> 00:38:21,750
...actually, hence the note.
748
00:38:23,417 --> 00:38:25,250
(CHUCKLES) And if you weren't
there to see me leave,
749
00:38:25,333 --> 00:38:27,083
then maybe it was you that left.
750
00:38:28,041 --> 00:38:29,792
-Fair point. Hmm.
-Uh...
751
00:38:30,125 --> 00:38:31,333
Not that it matters.
752
00:38:31,417 --> 00:38:32,542
Like, who's keeping track, right?
753
00:38:32,625 --> 00:38:34,083
(CHUCKLING) No, yeah.
754
00:38:34,166 --> 00:38:36,583
I suppose we both left
and both got left. (CHUCKLES)
755
00:38:36,667 --> 00:38:37,792
Now you're leaving again.
756
00:38:39,417 --> 00:38:41,125
VALKYRIE: Miek, we need detailed accounts
757
00:38:41,208 --> 00:38:42,291
from all the witnesses.
758
00:38:42,375 --> 00:38:43,458
Darryl, get me all the names
759
00:38:43,542 --> 00:38:44,625
of the children who have been lost.
760
00:38:45,250 --> 00:38:46,667
Your Majesty, my daughter has been taken,
761
00:38:46,750 --> 00:38:47,750
and I don't know where she is.
762
00:38:47,834 --> 00:38:49,250
And she'll be found.
763
00:38:49,542 --> 00:38:50,750
Guys, they're bleeding.
764
00:38:50,834 --> 00:38:52,250
Get them to the infirmary. Now!
765
00:38:52,333 --> 00:38:53,333
Darryl!
766
00:38:53,500 --> 00:38:55,333
Majesty, should we start working
767
00:38:55,417 --> 00:38:57,333
on a performance of this entire debacle?
768
00:38:57,500 --> 00:38:59,000
The people need entertainment.
769
00:38:59,166 --> 00:39:00,875
Particularly now, in times of crisis.
770
00:39:01,041 --> 00:39:02,500
Particularly.
771
00:39:02,583 --> 00:39:04,458
(PEOPLE PLEADING)
772
00:39:04,542 --> 00:39:05,792
I did not hear a, "No."
773
00:39:06,250 --> 00:39:07,458
Nor did I.
774
00:39:07,625 --> 00:39:08,750
-Asgard. Night.
-Yes!
775
00:39:08,917 --> 00:39:10,125
We open on some sleeping children.
776
00:39:12,166 --> 00:39:13,875
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)
777
00:39:14,375 --> 00:39:16,417
So, that's the ex-girlfriend, is it?
778
00:39:16,959 --> 00:39:18,125
The old ex-girlfriend.
779
00:39:18,291 --> 00:39:19,333
Jodie Foster.
780
00:39:19,500 --> 00:39:20,542
Jane Foster.
781
00:39:20,625 --> 00:39:21,875
The one that got away.
782
00:39:22,333 --> 00:39:23,542
THOR: The one that got away.
783
00:39:23,667 --> 00:39:24,709
That means escaped.
784
00:39:24,792 --> 00:39:26,458
Yeah. Yeah... Yeah.
785
00:39:26,917 --> 00:39:28,750
Must be hard for you
to see your ex-girlfriend
786
00:39:28,834 --> 00:39:30,417
and your ex-hammer hangin' out,
787
00:39:30,500 --> 00:39:31,917
and getting on so well.
788
00:39:36,166 --> 00:39:37,417
What you up to, bro?
789
00:39:38,458 --> 00:39:39,458
(SOFTLY) Come on.
790
00:39:40,000 --> 00:39:41,291
Come to daddy.
791
00:39:41,750 --> 00:39:44,291
(CLICKS TONGUE) Come on. Mjolnir.
792
00:39:45,959 --> 00:39:48,667
Hey! There you are.
793
00:39:48,750 --> 00:39:49,750
Hey.
794
00:39:49,834 --> 00:39:50,917
WOMAN: Do you know
what I think we should do?
795
00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,709
-I was just calling you.
-WOMAN: Start an army!
796
00:39:52,792 --> 00:39:54,667
With what? Half our soldiers are dead!
797
00:39:54,750 --> 00:39:56,333
Half our soldiers are always dead!
798
00:39:56,417 --> 00:39:58,458
-Where are the children?
-Everyone, please go home.
799
00:39:58,542 --> 00:39:59,583
I promise you we'll have news soon.
800
00:39:59,750 --> 00:40:01,083
Someone needs to tell us what happened.
801
00:40:01,375 --> 00:40:02,709
VALKYRIE: We shall find them.
802
00:40:02,792 --> 00:40:04,625
(CLAMORING CONTINUES)
803
00:40:04,709 --> 00:40:06,041
-I just don't understand.
-MAN: You know what?
804
00:40:06,125 --> 00:40:07,417
This is all our fault.
805
00:40:07,500 --> 00:40:08,709
-(ALL EXCLAIM)
-MAN 2: Stop it!
806
00:40:08,792 --> 00:40:09,875
Asgard!
807
00:40:09,959 --> 00:40:11,417
(COMMOTION STOPS)
808
00:40:15,834 --> 00:40:17,875
(UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY)
809
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:21,792
My friends, we must not quarrel.
810
00:40:22,750 --> 00:40:25,208
In times like this, we need
to unite, come together.
811
00:40:25,959 --> 00:40:27,792
I see what's happening here.
812
00:40:28,458 --> 00:40:30,667
-You're afraid. Hmm?
-(SOFT SQUEAKING)
813
00:40:31,291 --> 00:40:32,333
Scared.
814
00:40:33,625 --> 00:40:34,667
Afraid.
815
00:40:34,959 --> 00:40:35,959
Anxious.
816
00:40:36,542 --> 00:40:37,709
(SQUEAKING CONTINUES)
817
00:40:37,792 --> 00:40:38,792
If we are to find the children,
818
00:40:38,875 --> 00:40:41,625
we must first look within ourselves.
819
00:40:42,083 --> 00:40:43,875
I'm sorry. Miek, it's very hard
820
00:40:43,959 --> 00:40:45,250
to give a rousing speech
821
00:40:45,333 --> 00:40:46,458
with the (MIMICS SQUEAKING) noise.
822
00:40:46,625 --> 00:40:48,041
-What are you doing?
-She's taking minutes.
823
00:40:48,125 --> 00:40:49,458
Oh, precious minutes we don't have.
824
00:40:49,542 --> 00:40:51,583
-(WHINES)
-You want the kids back?
825
00:40:52,667 --> 00:40:54,333
I'll be back in a minute.
826
00:40:55,417 --> 00:40:56,583
You can write that down, Miek.
827
00:40:57,375 --> 00:40:59,333
-(MARKER SQUEAKING)
-(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS)
828
00:40:59,417 --> 00:41:00,667
-(GRUNTS)
-VALKYRIE: No!
829
00:41:01,583 --> 00:41:03,000
(ALL EXCLAIM)
830
00:41:04,041 --> 00:41:05,458
(RUMBLING)
831
00:41:06,208 --> 00:41:07,208
(THOR GRUNTS)
832
00:41:09,458 --> 00:41:11,041
THOR: Stormbreaker, what are you doing?
833
00:41:11,125 --> 00:41:12,417
Is this about Mjolnir?
834
00:41:12,750 --> 00:41:14,208
Everyone, out!
835
00:41:15,000 --> 00:41:16,000
(SIGHS ANGRILY)
836
00:41:16,083 --> 00:41:17,917
-(SIZZLING)
-Didn't find them.
837
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:19,125
Oh, bae, your cape's on fire.
838
00:41:19,208 --> 00:41:20,250
It's fine. It'll grow back.
839
00:41:20,333 --> 00:41:21,750
I'm invoicing you for this.
840
00:41:21,834 --> 00:41:22,834
Listen.
841
00:41:22,917 --> 00:41:24,041
What do we know about this guy?
842
00:41:24,208 --> 00:41:25,458
He travels through shadows.
843
00:41:25,542 --> 00:41:26,959
And he creates monsters with them.
844
00:41:27,125 --> 00:41:28,667
Absolutely freaky monsters.
845
00:41:28,834 --> 00:41:30,792
He also wields the Necrosword.
How do I know that?
846
00:41:30,875 --> 00:41:32,333
Because he almost speared me
in the face with it.
847
00:41:32,417 --> 00:41:33,458
What's a Necrosword?
848
00:41:33,625 --> 00:41:34,834
It's an ancient weapon that's been passed
849
00:41:34,917 --> 00:41:36,458
through hands since the dawn of time.
850
00:41:36,834 --> 00:41:38,750
It has the ability to slay gods,
851
00:41:38,834 --> 00:41:40,417
but it slowly corrupts and kills
852
00:41:40,500 --> 00:41:42,041
whoever wields it, which means...
853
00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:43,583
Oh, so, it infected him.
854
00:41:43,667 --> 00:41:45,166
It's infecting him. Yes. It must be.
855
00:41:45,458 --> 00:41:47,959
VALKYRIE: So basically,
we're up against a cursed,
856
00:41:48,041 --> 00:41:49,834
shadow-zombie kidnapper.
857
00:41:50,208 --> 00:41:51,625
Awesome. When do we leave?
858
00:41:51,750 --> 00:41:53,166
-(WHOOSHING)
-BOY: Thor.
859
00:41:53,583 --> 00:41:54,625
Can you see me?
860
00:41:54,792 --> 00:41:55,959
Uh, floating head alert.
861
00:41:56,125 --> 00:41:57,959
It's Astrid. Heimdall's son.
862
00:41:58,125 --> 00:41:59,750
Astrid, are you okay?
863
00:41:59,917 --> 00:42:01,917
I no longer go by the name Astrid.
864
00:42:02,083 --> 00:42:04,041
I'm now known as Axl.
865
00:42:04,208 --> 00:42:06,417
He's a singer from a popular band
I heard on Earth.
866
00:42:06,500 --> 00:42:07,750
-KORG: G N' R.
-THOR: Astrid,
867
00:42:07,834 --> 00:42:09,834
your father gave you
a very tough Viking name
868
00:42:09,917 --> 00:42:11,417
and I intend to honor his wishes.
869
00:42:11,583 --> 00:42:12,667
-Axl.
-Astrid.
870
00:42:12,750 --> 00:42:13,959
-I said Axl.
-Astrid.
871
00:42:14,041 --> 00:42:15,166
-Axl!
-It's asshole.
872
00:42:15,250 --> 00:42:16,250
Now listen to him!
873
00:42:16,333 --> 00:42:18,917
All right, fine, Axl. Where are you?
874
00:42:19,083 --> 00:42:22,333
I'm not sure. I don't know
how to use my magic eyes yet.
875
00:42:22,458 --> 00:42:23,875
Your father taught me
and I'm gonna teach you.
876
00:42:23,959 --> 00:42:26,500
I need you to focus
and hold out your hand.
877
00:42:26,959 --> 00:42:29,083
Okay, good. Now focus.
878
00:42:29,250 --> 00:42:30,375
Close your eyes.
879
00:42:30,458 --> 00:42:32,333
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS)
880
00:42:33,333 --> 00:42:34,792
(DEEP RUMBLING)
881
00:42:35,333 --> 00:42:37,417
CHILDREN: (GASP) Thor!
882
00:42:38,166 --> 00:42:39,291
(PANTS)
883
00:42:39,375 --> 00:42:40,667
Hey, how's it going, kids?
884
00:42:40,834 --> 00:42:42,667
"How's it going"? Look where we are.
885
00:42:42,834 --> 00:42:44,750
We're in a cage made of spikes.
886
00:42:45,375 --> 00:42:47,041
Yes, right. Not good. Yeah.
887
00:42:47,208 --> 00:42:48,291
Are you gonna do something?
888
00:42:48,375 --> 00:42:49,959
Yes. Yes, I am, but just not right now.
889
00:42:50,125 --> 00:42:52,125
I'm the vision ghost. Look.
890
00:42:52,375 --> 00:42:53,458
(WHOOSHES)
891
00:42:53,542 --> 00:42:55,208
-See?
-What will happen to us?
892
00:42:55,500 --> 00:42:56,792
(SIGHS) Who can tell?
893
00:42:56,875 --> 00:42:58,917
I mean, this is a very,
very bad situation.
894
00:42:59,083 --> 00:43:01,500
You know, the good news
is you're Asgardians.
895
00:43:01,667 --> 00:43:03,709
So, if you die, you'll end up in Valhalla.
896
00:43:03,875 --> 00:43:05,083
Oh, my God. Go away.
897
00:43:05,250 --> 00:43:06,959
-Wait, wait. Listen.
-(RUMBLING)
898
00:43:07,041 --> 00:43:08,417
(ALL WHIMPERING)
899
00:43:08,500 --> 00:43:09,875
Okay. It's all right, children.
900
00:43:09,959 --> 00:43:11,375
Don't cry. Don't cry. It's okay.
901
00:43:11,542 --> 00:43:12,917
Listen, I've got a plan, okay?
902
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,834
I'm putting together
a really, really good team.
903
00:43:14,917 --> 00:43:18,625
We've got, um, Uncle Korg,
uh, King Valkyrie,
904
00:43:18,709 --> 00:43:20,875
um, my ex-girlfriend, Jane,
905
00:43:20,959 --> 00:43:23,166
which is a whole other story
I won't bore you with, okay?
906
00:43:23,333 --> 00:43:25,375
But it is a top-notch team,
907
00:43:25,458 --> 00:43:27,417
and we're gonna have you home
before you know it.
908
00:43:27,583 --> 00:43:28,709
Yeah.
909
00:43:28,792 --> 00:43:30,792
(ATMOSPHERIC RUMBLING)
910
00:43:31,959 --> 00:43:34,375
(SOFT OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS)
911
00:43:36,083 --> 00:43:37,166
I know where you are.
912
00:43:40,291 --> 00:43:41,542
I'm gonna get you out of here.
913
00:43:41,750 --> 00:43:42,875
I'm scared.
914
00:43:42,959 --> 00:43:45,041
-We all are.
-(CHILD WHIMPERS)
915
00:43:45,125 --> 00:43:47,417
ALL: Thor! Thor! Save us.
916
00:43:49,125 --> 00:43:50,917
(ALL CONTINUE PLEADING)
917
00:43:51,000 --> 00:43:52,291
Get me out of here. You take care, okay?
918
00:43:52,375 --> 00:43:54,208
Take care. I'll see you soon. All right?
919
00:43:54,291 --> 00:43:55,500
Axl, get me out of here!
920
00:43:55,583 --> 00:43:56,583
(RUMBLE)
921
00:43:57,083 --> 00:43:58,125
They're in the Shadow Realm.
922
00:43:58,291 --> 00:43:59,291
How do you know?
923
00:43:59,458 --> 00:44:02,000
The heavy atmosphere there
has a darkness like no other.
924
00:44:02,166 --> 00:44:04,125
It's as if color fears to tread.
It's unmistakable.
925
00:44:04,917 --> 00:44:06,583
Well then, if it's color we need,
926
00:44:07,041 --> 00:44:08,542
let's bring the rainbow.
927
00:44:10,542 --> 00:44:12,417
"Bring the rainbow"?
Is that a catchphrase or something?
928
00:44:12,583 --> 00:44:14,166
She's only been a Thor for a minute.
929
00:44:14,333 --> 00:44:15,625
I mean, saving lives, she's quite good at.
930
00:44:15,709 --> 00:44:16,834
But the rest of it, she needs work.
931
00:44:16,917 --> 00:44:17,917
How many catchphrases have there been?
932
00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,000
A lot.
933
00:44:20,709 --> 00:44:22,542
Yep. Jumped the gun.
934
00:44:22,625 --> 00:44:23,959
Hang on, he moves through shadows
935
00:44:24,041 --> 00:44:25,250
and he's going to the Shadow Realm,
936
00:44:25,333 --> 00:44:26,333
it seems like that's where
937
00:44:26,417 --> 00:44:27,458
he's going to be the most powerful.
938
00:44:27,542 --> 00:44:28,542
THOR: You're right. We can't just go
939
00:44:28,625 --> 00:44:29,667
marching in there. It could be a trap.
940
00:44:29,750 --> 00:44:30,792
We'd be endangering the children.
941
00:44:30,875 --> 00:44:32,083
-VALKYRIE: Mm.
-We need reinforcements.
942
00:44:32,166 --> 00:44:33,166
We must raise an army.
943
00:44:33,250 --> 00:44:34,583
Are you thinking
what I think you're thinking?
944
00:44:34,667 --> 00:44:35,959
-I'm thinking it.
-What are we thinking?
945
00:44:36,041 --> 00:44:37,417
-Thinking what?
-I'm thinking it too.
946
00:44:37,500 --> 00:44:39,792
-BOTH: Omnipotence City.
-KORG: Hmm!
947
00:44:40,166 --> 00:44:41,583
What's Omnipotence City?
948
00:44:41,750 --> 00:44:43,917
It's the home of the most
powerful gods in the universe.
949
00:44:44,083 --> 00:44:45,917
We could pull together
the greatest team ever.
950
00:44:46,083 --> 00:44:48,250
We could recruit Ra, Hercules,
951
00:44:48,417 --> 00:44:49,500
Tūmatauenga.
952
00:44:49,667 --> 00:44:51,083
Quetzalcoatl, maybe.
953
00:44:51,166 --> 00:44:53,333
And Zeus, the oldest
and wisest of them all.
954
00:44:53,500 --> 00:44:55,500
-Did you say Zeus?
-Yeah, Zeus.
955
00:44:55,583 --> 00:44:57,125
Like, the Zeus. Zeus-Zeus?
956
00:44:57,291 --> 00:44:58,625
I'm not sure if he has a second name.
957
00:44:58,709 --> 00:44:59,917
Do you think my god will be there,
958
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,000
Ninny of the Nonny?
959
00:45:01,083 --> 00:45:02,083
Oh, you never know, Korg.
960
00:45:02,166 --> 00:45:03,166
But if they are,
we'll ask them to join our team.
961
00:45:03,250 --> 00:45:04,250
Yes.
962
00:45:04,333 --> 00:45:06,083
-Stormbreaker. (GRUNTS)
-(WHOOSHING)
963
00:45:06,166 --> 00:45:07,959
-(KORG GRUNTS)
-All right. Calm down. Relax.
964
00:45:08,041 --> 00:45:09,375
No, no, no, mate, we are not traveling
965
00:45:09,458 --> 00:45:11,000
in Stormbreaker's janky Bifrost.
966
00:45:11,083 --> 00:45:12,083
Look what just happened.
967
00:45:12,166 --> 00:45:13,667
We can't exactly go in your tiny, little,
968
00:45:13,750 --> 00:45:15,500
flying portal horse, can we?
We won't all fit.
969
00:45:15,667 --> 00:45:17,041
What are you talking about?
Warsong's awesome.
970
00:45:17,125 --> 00:45:18,333
Stormbreaker's awesome too.
971
00:45:18,417 --> 00:45:19,792
Stormbreaker just needs a conduit.
972
00:45:19,875 --> 00:45:21,250
Anything that can handle space travel.
973
00:45:21,458 --> 00:45:22,667
I love it when she talks shop.
974
00:45:22,750 --> 00:45:24,041
It has the power to get us there,
975
00:45:24,125 --> 00:45:25,709
it just needs something
to focus that energy
976
00:45:25,792 --> 00:45:27,750
so it's not so unpredictable.
977
00:45:27,917 --> 00:45:29,875
You know, if we had a ship,
we could harness it
978
00:45:29,959 --> 00:45:31,458
and use Stormbreaker as a power source.
979
00:45:31,625 --> 00:45:33,375
-Oh, like an engine.
-Like an engine.
980
00:45:33,458 --> 00:45:34,709
You need a ship?
981
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:36,375
I've got a ship.
982
00:45:36,458 --> 00:45:38,083
(GOATS SCREAMING)
983
00:45:40,834 --> 00:45:42,083
KORG: Get rid of all those seats.
984
00:45:42,250 --> 00:45:44,291
And you guys,
go tie those goats to the front.
985
00:45:44,458 --> 00:45:45,709
We leave in 15 minutes.
986
00:45:45,875 --> 00:45:47,709
Essentials only, everyone.
987
00:45:47,875 --> 00:45:49,750
That's essential. Mm-hmm.
988
00:45:49,834 --> 00:45:51,125
MAN: Fifteen minutes to departure!
989
00:45:51,208 --> 00:45:53,500
Well, you moved on quick,
didn't you? (CHUCKLES)
990
00:45:54,667 --> 00:45:56,125
You're some piece of work.
991
00:45:57,625 --> 00:45:59,458
-Oh, hey! (CHUCKLES)
-Hey.
992
00:45:59,667 --> 00:46:01,208
Just catching up with an old friend.
993
00:46:01,291 --> 00:46:02,291
Yeah.
994
00:46:02,375 --> 00:46:04,125
I've been meaning to apologize.
995
00:46:04,625 --> 00:46:05,959
Sorta acting a little weird before.
996
00:46:06,041 --> 00:46:07,583
I just haven't really been myself lately.
997
00:46:07,750 --> 00:46:09,208
You know, kind of...
998
00:46:09,375 --> 00:46:10,583
Trying to figure out who I am,
999
00:46:10,667 --> 00:46:12,333
and, uh, just felt a little bit lost.
1000
00:46:12,500 --> 00:46:15,083
And then, all of a sudden,
I see you dressed as me
1001
00:46:15,250 --> 00:46:16,625
and it was kind of... (CHUCKLES)
1002
00:46:16,709 --> 00:46:18,166
It's a lot for me, too.
1003
00:46:18,667 --> 00:46:21,500
So, how did you guys get together?
How did this happen?
1004
00:46:22,125 --> 00:46:25,166
I swear I heard Mjolnir call to me.
1005
00:46:25,333 --> 00:46:26,834
Ah! Did it?
1006
00:46:27,000 --> 00:46:28,667
And so I came here to investigate,
1007
00:46:28,750 --> 00:46:31,542
and its pieces started glowing
and swirling,
1008
00:46:31,792 --> 00:46:32,834
-and then...
-Crazy.
1009
00:46:33,125 --> 00:46:34,417
-...Thor.
-Ah.
1010
00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:35,750
Well, you know what,
1011
00:46:35,834 --> 00:46:38,000
it looks good on you, it works, so...
1012
00:46:40,583 --> 00:46:42,000
Whew. (CHUCKLES)
1013
00:46:42,083 --> 00:46:43,083
Just checking.
1014
00:46:46,959 --> 00:46:48,125
JANE: (CHUCKLES) See you later.
1015
00:46:48,208 --> 00:46:50,417
MAN: Five minutes to departure!
1016
00:46:50,500 --> 00:46:52,291
(LOW METALLIC HUMMING)
1017
00:46:54,500 --> 00:46:55,667
What?
1018
00:46:56,125 --> 00:46:57,500
We were just talking.
1019
00:46:57,750 --> 00:46:58,750
(DOOR CLOSES)
1020
00:47:00,500 --> 00:47:02,667
(UNEASY MUSIC PLAYING)
1021
00:47:08,667 --> 00:47:10,959
GIRL: Mommy, don't leave me.
1022
00:47:11,375 --> 00:47:12,959
Don't be afraid.
1023
00:47:14,583 --> 00:47:16,083
Even when I'm gone, honey...
1024
00:47:17,875 --> 00:47:19,667
You won't be alone.
1025
00:47:22,375 --> 00:47:24,375
And whatever happens...
1026
00:47:26,208 --> 00:47:27,959
never stop fighting.
1027
00:47:28,792 --> 00:47:30,333
Never stop fighting.
1028
00:47:31,291 --> 00:47:32,792
(MUSIC BUILDING UP)
1029
00:47:42,000 --> 00:47:43,625
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
1030
00:47:44,417 --> 00:47:46,166
Hey. You all right?
1031
00:47:46,500 --> 00:47:48,041
-Great. (CLEARS THROAT)
-Mm.
1032
00:47:49,041 --> 00:47:50,458
The sink would say otherwise.
1033
00:47:52,291 --> 00:47:53,875
You think I really should be coming?
1034
00:47:54,083 --> 00:47:55,500
I'm not getting any better.
1035
00:47:55,667 --> 00:47:57,375
You're a Thor. Of course, you should come.
1036
00:47:57,792 --> 00:47:59,125
Besides, what else are you gonna do?
1037
00:47:59,291 --> 00:48:00,583
You're a Viking now.
1038
00:48:00,750 --> 00:48:02,875
Means you pretty much
have to die in battle,
1039
00:48:03,041 --> 00:48:05,125
and it needs to be devastatingly painful.
1040
00:48:05,291 --> 00:48:06,667
Otherwise, you don't get into Valhalla.
1041
00:48:07,208 --> 00:48:08,417
That's my plan.
1042
00:48:08,500 --> 00:48:10,750
What about, you know, kinging and stuff?
1043
00:48:10,917 --> 00:48:13,500
I love being king. I love my people,
1044
00:48:13,583 --> 00:48:15,125
but it's all meetings and raven-mail,
1045
00:48:15,208 --> 00:48:16,834
and meetings
that could've been raven-mail.
1046
00:48:17,000 --> 00:48:18,166
I miss fighting.
1047
00:48:18,333 --> 00:48:19,417
I miss my sisters.
1048
00:48:19,583 --> 00:48:21,500
Which is why you need to come,
'cause I need one.
1049
00:48:22,625 --> 00:48:23,625
Okay, we should go.
1050
00:48:23,875 --> 00:48:25,000
-(CLEARS THROAT)
-You packed?
1051
00:48:25,583 --> 00:48:26,583
Are you packed?
1052
00:48:28,458 --> 00:48:29,458
Yes!
1053
00:48:29,959 --> 00:48:30,959
(GASPS)
1054
00:48:31,875 --> 00:48:32,917
A hand grenade?
1055
00:48:33,000 --> 00:48:34,875
-No. It's a portable speaker.
-(BUTTON CLICKS)
1056
00:48:34,959 --> 00:48:35,959
(FAMILY AFFAIR BY MARY J. BLIGE PLAYING)
1057
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,458
-(TURNS OFF MUSIC)
-Let's go.
1058
00:48:43,333 --> 00:48:46,917
If you don't mind keeping
the sink thing under wraps?
1059
00:48:47,250 --> 00:48:48,375
I got you.
1060
00:48:49,125 --> 00:48:51,083
-(WEAPONS CLANG)
-(ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING)
1061
00:48:51,166 --> 00:48:52,792
My fellow Asgardians...
1062
00:48:53,208 --> 00:48:55,083
Wish us well, for we shall travel
1063
00:48:55,166 --> 00:48:57,291
with the speed of Odin's ravens.
1064
00:48:57,583 --> 00:49:00,125
We will return with children.
1065
00:49:00,208 --> 00:49:01,458
(ASGARDIANS CHEERING)
1066
00:49:01,750 --> 00:49:03,250
Many children.
1067
00:49:03,417 --> 00:49:05,041
-And then we shall feast!
-(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1068
00:49:05,125 --> 00:49:06,834
-Not on the children.
-(ASGARDIANS EXCLAIM)
1069
00:49:06,917 --> 00:49:08,667
We do not do that anymore.
1070
00:49:08,834 --> 00:49:11,333
Those were dark times. Shameful times.
1071
00:49:12,125 --> 00:49:13,417
Okay, we should go.
1072
00:49:14,959 --> 00:49:18,375
-(GOATS SCREAMING)
-(HEROIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1073
00:49:29,417 --> 00:49:32,041
-(METALLIC TINKLING)
-(GOATS SCREAM)
1074
00:49:34,208 --> 00:49:36,625
(HEROIC ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES)
1075
00:49:52,291 --> 00:49:53,917
-(MUSIC ENDS)
-(GOATS SCREAM)
1076
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,417
-(ANCIENT MUSIC PLAYS SOFTLY)
-(BIRDS CHIRPING)
1077
00:50:00,041 --> 00:50:01,750
So, you still rollerblading?
1078
00:50:01,834 --> 00:50:03,667
No. No. You?
1079
00:50:03,750 --> 00:50:05,000
Oh, yeah. Every weekend.
1080
00:50:05,166 --> 00:50:07,000
Once you blade, you never fade.
Right, Korg?
1081
00:50:07,083 --> 00:50:08,083
KORG: Skate mates for life!
1082
00:50:08,166 --> 00:50:09,625
Hey, can I run something by you?
1083
00:50:09,709 --> 00:50:11,208
-Yeah.
-So, I was thinking,
1084
00:50:11,291 --> 00:50:12,667
when we get to the bad guy,
1085
00:50:12,750 --> 00:50:14,834
what about if I had, like,
a cool catchphrase?
1086
00:50:15,625 --> 00:50:17,458
Like, "Eat this hammer!" Bang!
1087
00:50:17,542 --> 00:50:18,709
-(THOR CHUCKLING)
-Or, like,
1088
00:50:18,792 --> 00:50:20,792
"Check out my hammer." Boom!
1089
00:50:20,875 --> 00:50:22,542
Like, what about, um...
1090
00:50:22,709 --> 00:50:24,583
No... I'm workshopping it.
1091
00:50:24,750 --> 00:50:27,083
No, they are all really good. Mine is, uh,
1092
00:50:27,250 --> 00:50:29,000
"This ends here and now."
1093
00:50:29,166 --> 00:50:30,333
Oh, that's such a good one.
1094
00:50:30,500 --> 00:50:31,750
Took me a long time to perfect it.
1095
00:50:31,834 --> 00:50:33,166
You'll get there.
You just need to practice.
1096
00:50:33,250 --> 00:50:34,667
Just my first bad guy.
1097
00:50:34,834 --> 00:50:36,125
You never forget your first.
1098
00:50:39,500 --> 00:50:40,500
Yeah.
1099
00:50:41,125 --> 00:50:42,458
So, you got a girlfriend?
1100
00:50:43,125 --> 00:50:44,667
Oh... No, no. (CHUCKLES)
1101
00:50:44,750 --> 00:50:46,625
Too busy, don't have time, you know?
1102
00:50:47,208 --> 00:50:49,083
Just the work and everything.
1103
00:50:49,250 --> 00:50:51,250
Cool. Gonna check this place out.
1104
00:50:51,709 --> 00:50:54,125
(WHOOSHING AND CRACKLING)
1105
00:50:54,208 --> 00:50:55,709
Oh, wow. (CHUCKLES)
1106
00:50:55,792 --> 00:50:56,792
So cool.
1107
00:50:56,959 --> 00:50:57,959
-Who's so cool?
-Huh?
1108
00:50:58,125 --> 00:50:59,583
The buildings are cool.
1109
00:51:00,125 --> 00:51:01,500
-What's happening there?
-Where?
1110
00:51:01,667 --> 00:51:04,125
Am I, uh, sensing feelings?
1111
00:51:04,208 --> 00:51:05,208
(SNORTS) Feelings?
1112
00:51:05,291 --> 00:51:06,500
-What, for Jane?
-Mm-hmm.
1113
00:51:06,583 --> 00:51:08,041
No, don't be ridiculous. Feelings.
1114
00:51:08,208 --> 00:51:09,959
The last time we had feelings were
1115
00:51:10,041 --> 00:51:11,792
long time ago.
Long, long gone. I think you...
1116
00:51:11,875 --> 00:51:13,333
-Maybe you have feelings.
-Right.
1117
00:51:13,417 --> 00:51:15,125
Oh... (CHUCKLES) Mate, relax.
1118
00:51:15,208 --> 00:51:16,375
-I don't know.
-We're on the same team.
1119
00:51:16,542 --> 00:51:18,917
Know exactly what team we're on, okay?
1120
00:51:19,083 --> 00:51:20,458
Team Jane.
1121
00:51:20,792 --> 00:51:21,959
(LAUGHS)
1122
00:51:22,041 --> 00:51:23,333
(SOFTLY) Um...
1123
00:51:24,792 --> 00:51:27,250
AXL: Thing about Thor is that
he always bounces back.
1124
00:51:27,792 --> 00:51:29,417
-CHILD: Yeah.
-Like when Hela stole his hammer,
1125
00:51:29,500 --> 00:51:30,709
he went and built an axe which was forged
1126
00:51:30,792 --> 00:51:32,250
in the heart of a dying star.
1127
00:51:32,333 --> 00:51:34,333
(CHILDREN GASP AND EXCLAIM)
1128
00:51:35,500 --> 00:51:38,041
And the same axe was used
to cut off Thanos' head.
1129
00:51:38,417 --> 00:51:39,458
(CHILDREN EXCLAIM)
1130
00:51:39,542 --> 00:51:41,166
(CHUCKLING) That's a good one.
1131
00:51:41,250 --> 00:51:43,250
(CHILDREN SCREAMING)
1132
00:51:44,542 --> 00:51:46,792
What a neat story!
1133
00:51:48,834 --> 00:51:51,917
Ah, with all this talk
about chopping off heads,
1134
00:51:52,083 --> 00:51:53,417
I wanna have a go.
1135
00:51:54,250 --> 00:51:55,667
-What's this?
-(CHILDREN WHIMPER)
1136
00:51:55,750 --> 00:51:56,750
Oh.
1137
00:51:57,583 --> 00:51:58,834
(CHUCKLING)
1138
00:51:59,375 --> 00:52:00,500
Aw!
1139
00:52:00,583 --> 00:52:03,125
-This is Octy. Hello, Octy.
-(HISSING)
1140
00:52:03,458 --> 00:52:05,375
-How are you?
-(GIRL WHIMPERS)
1141
00:52:05,458 --> 00:52:07,417
(IN FALSETTO) You know what Octy loves?
1142
00:52:07,875 --> 00:52:09,875
(IN DEEP VOICE)
Having his head ripped off!
1143
00:52:10,125 --> 00:52:12,667
-(BONES SNAP)
-(CHILDREN SCREAMING, CRYING)
1144
00:52:13,917 --> 00:52:16,458
What? You liked it a second ago.
1145
00:52:17,709 --> 00:52:19,041
(IN FALSETTO)
All right, all right, all right.
1146
00:52:19,333 --> 00:52:20,333
Octy's gone.
1147
00:52:21,375 --> 00:52:23,083
(CHILDREN SCREAMING)
1148
00:52:24,291 --> 00:52:26,083
(IN NORMAL VOICE) Come on. (SHUSHING)
1149
00:52:26,166 --> 00:52:27,333
I'm scared.
1150
00:52:27,417 --> 00:52:29,166
Aw, look at you.
1151
00:52:30,375 --> 00:52:33,333
I knew a little girl just like you.
1152
00:52:33,875 --> 00:52:37,500
And she was brave, and she was smart...
1153
00:52:39,250 --> 00:52:42,792
and funny and she liked to draw.
1154
00:52:43,208 --> 00:52:44,625
(CHILDREN WHIMPERING)
1155
00:52:45,458 --> 00:52:47,291
Let me ask you a question
1156
00:52:48,834 --> 00:52:50,083
about gods.
1157
00:52:50,625 --> 00:52:52,667
They're meant to protect you, right?
1158
00:52:53,333 --> 00:52:54,667
Well, where are they?
1159
00:52:54,834 --> 00:52:57,542
-Thor is on his way.
-CHILDREN: Yeah!
1160
00:52:57,709 --> 00:53:00,375
Yes. I'm counting on that.
1161
00:53:01,000 --> 00:53:03,166
That's why you're here.
1162
00:53:06,583 --> 00:53:07,583
THOR: It's invitation only,
1163
00:53:07,667 --> 00:53:09,500
so we're gonna have to keep
a low profile and blend in.
1164
00:53:09,583 --> 00:53:12,166
Luckily, disguises are my specialty.
1165
00:53:12,917 --> 00:53:13,959
Greek philosopher?
1166
00:53:14,542 --> 00:53:15,583
Got us these.
1167
00:53:16,166 --> 00:53:17,166
THOR: What are those?
1168
00:53:17,333 --> 00:53:18,333
Actual disguises.
1169
00:53:19,125 --> 00:53:21,208
They're the cloaks of the emotion gods.
1170
00:53:21,583 --> 00:53:25,041
Every color signifies a different emotion.
1171
00:53:25,583 --> 00:53:26,917
Where are the emotion gods?
1172
00:53:27,000 --> 00:53:28,542
Mm. Don't ask.
1173
00:53:30,208 --> 00:53:31,834
(MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1174
00:53:31,917 --> 00:53:33,125
Holy shit.
1175
00:53:42,208 --> 00:53:44,125
Welcome to the Golden Temple, kids.
1176
00:53:44,291 --> 00:53:46,333
This is where
the most powerful creator gods
1177
00:53:46,417 --> 00:53:47,500
in the universe hang out.
1178
00:53:48,667 --> 00:53:50,041
(DRAGON GRUNTS)
1179
00:53:50,417 --> 00:53:52,917
VALKYRIE: There's the god of magic,
1180
00:53:53,000 --> 00:53:54,250
the god of dreams,
1181
00:53:54,417 --> 00:53:55,417
the god of carpentry.
1182
00:53:55,500 --> 00:53:56,875
(GASPS) Look at that one.
1183
00:53:57,041 --> 00:53:58,583
Oh, yes. That's Bao, god of dumplings.
1184
00:53:58,667 --> 00:54:00,875
-Psst. Hey, Bao!
-BAO: (GIGGLES) Bao.
1185
00:54:00,959 --> 00:54:02,041
Look up there, guys!
1186
00:54:02,125 --> 00:54:04,000
That's the Kronan god, Ninny of the Nonny.
1187
00:54:04,583 --> 00:54:06,291
Hey, Ninny Nonny!
1188
00:54:10,083 --> 00:54:12,250
(FANFARE PLAYING)
1189
00:54:13,750 --> 00:54:16,166
(RUMBLING AND CRACKLING)
1190
00:54:16,583 --> 00:54:19,375
GODS: (CHANTING) Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
1191
00:54:19,542 --> 00:54:22,125
-(FANFARE STOPS)
-Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
1192
00:54:22,417 --> 00:54:24,792
Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
1193
00:54:24,875 --> 00:54:27,083
Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
1194
00:54:27,166 --> 00:54:29,750
-(FANFARE RESUMES)
-(THUNDER RUMBLING)
1195
00:54:29,834 --> 00:54:31,709
Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
1196
00:54:31,792 --> 00:54:34,208
Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
1197
00:54:34,291 --> 00:54:36,458
Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
1198
00:54:36,542 --> 00:54:38,625
Zeus! Zeus! Zeus! Zeus!
1199
00:54:38,709 --> 00:54:40,709
-Zeus! Zeus!
-(ELECTRICITY SURGES)
1200
00:54:40,792 --> 00:54:43,208
-(FANFARE STOPS)
-(GODS CHEERING)
1201
00:54:46,959 --> 00:54:48,709
(MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1202
00:54:48,792 --> 00:54:49,917
Yes.
1203
00:54:51,125 --> 00:54:52,583
I am Zeus!
1204
00:54:53,750 --> 00:54:54,959
Yassas!
1205
00:54:57,125 --> 00:54:58,333
Oh, there he is!
1206
00:54:58,500 --> 00:55:00,417
The man, the myth, the legend.
1207
00:55:00,500 --> 00:55:01,792
Oh, I don't know if you know this,
1208
00:55:01,875 --> 00:55:04,041
but I base a lot of what I do on this guy.
1209
00:55:04,208 --> 00:55:05,917
He's the god of lightning,
I'm the god of thunder.
1210
00:55:06,000 --> 00:55:08,125
-Huge source of inspiration.
-That's really good.
1211
00:55:08,208 --> 00:55:10,709
You should lead with that
when you ask him for an army.
1212
00:55:10,792 --> 00:55:12,709
-Ah.
-Um, how do we get up there?
1213
00:55:12,792 --> 00:55:14,291
Do we just, like, fly?
1214
00:55:14,458 --> 00:55:15,875
No, we can't interrupt him
in the middle of an entrance.
1215
00:55:15,959 --> 00:55:17,583
He's famous for his entrances.
1216
00:55:17,750 --> 00:55:19,542
GODS: (CHANTING) Thunderbolt! Thunderbolt!
1217
00:55:20,166 --> 00:55:22,250
-Yes!
-(GODS CHEERING)
1218
00:55:22,333 --> 00:55:23,792
(BLASTS)
1219
00:55:23,875 --> 00:55:25,250
ZEUS: Zeus!
1220
00:55:27,500 --> 00:55:29,917
-(WHOOSHING)
-(THOR EXCLAIMS JOYFULLY)
1221
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,000
(FANFARE PLAYING)
1222
00:55:34,583 --> 00:55:36,709
-Yes! Thunderbolt!
-(GODS CHEERING)
1223
00:55:39,208 --> 00:55:41,917
(CHEERING CONTINUES)
1224
00:55:42,000 --> 00:55:44,375
(MAJESTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1225
00:55:44,458 --> 00:55:45,458
Order.
1226
00:55:46,041 --> 00:55:47,125
Order!
1227
00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:51,417
-Silence! Silence!
-(CHEERING AND MUSIC STOP)
1228
00:55:53,208 --> 00:55:55,333
(PLAYING GENTLE MUSIC)
1229
00:55:55,667 --> 00:55:57,500
I hereby open
1230
00:55:58,166 --> 00:56:01,375
this holy council of the god.
1231
00:56:01,959 --> 00:56:04,875
Where we have many, many serious matter
1232
00:56:04,959 --> 00:56:06,333
to be talk about.
1233
00:56:06,792 --> 00:56:07,875
Such as,
1234
00:56:08,792 --> 00:56:10,959
where are we going to hold
this year's orgy?
1235
00:56:11,041 --> 00:56:13,083
-(GODS CHEERING)
-Is this guy for real?
1236
00:56:13,166 --> 00:56:14,333
Honestly, I'm not mad at it.
1237
00:56:14,417 --> 00:56:16,000
Yeah, I'm sure he has a point, okay?
1238
00:56:16,083 --> 00:56:17,709
-(SHUSHES)
-Sorry.
1239
00:56:17,875 --> 00:56:19,125
So now we're going to announce the winner
1240
00:56:19,208 --> 00:56:22,083
of the, "Most human souls
1241
00:56:22,166 --> 00:56:24,291
"sacrificed in the name of a god."
1242
00:56:24,625 --> 00:56:26,041
Okay, maybe he's not that great.
1243
00:56:26,125 --> 00:56:27,458
Oh, no, not good.
1244
00:56:27,625 --> 00:56:29,417
No, I don't think it's gonna
get any better than this.
1245
00:56:29,500 --> 00:56:30,917
Look, these gods aren't gonna help.
1246
00:56:31,083 --> 00:56:32,083
But that thunderbolt,
1247
00:56:32,166 --> 00:56:33,542
-I think that might be of use.
-(ZEUS EXCLAIMS)
1248
00:56:33,625 --> 00:56:35,625
Jane, you go right. Thor, you go left.
1249
00:56:35,709 --> 00:56:36,792
-(GODS LAUGH AND CHEER)
-We bum-rush him,
1250
00:56:36,875 --> 00:56:38,166
take the bolt, ding-dong.
1251
00:56:38,250 --> 00:56:39,291
All right, let's go get it!
1252
00:56:39,375 --> 00:56:40,542
No, no, no, wait, wait, wait!
1253
00:56:40,625 --> 00:56:42,375
There's no ding-donging or bum-rushing.
1254
00:56:42,458 --> 00:56:43,917
Especially not Zeus' bum.
1255
00:56:44,083 --> 00:56:45,542
When the time is right,
I'm gonna talk to him.
1256
00:56:45,625 --> 00:56:46,667
The time is right now.
1257
00:56:46,750 --> 00:56:47,750
Time is not right now.
1258
00:56:47,834 --> 00:56:49,125
ZEUS: Who is talking?
1259
00:56:49,291 --> 00:56:50,375
Who is talking?
1260
00:56:50,458 --> 00:56:51,875
-These guys.
-Korg, shut up.
1261
00:56:51,959 --> 00:56:54,375
Do you have something to say to the group?
1262
00:56:54,750 --> 00:56:55,750
Sorry.
1263
00:56:55,917 --> 00:56:58,667
I'm bashing heads in 60 seconds,
so speak fast.
1264
00:56:58,834 --> 00:57:00,291
Literally, heads will roll.
1265
00:57:01,083 --> 00:57:02,375
(WHISPERS) Who are you two?
1266
00:57:03,250 --> 00:57:04,667
Hello. (CHUCKLES)
1267
00:57:04,750 --> 00:57:06,166
Uh, let me be the first to say
1268
00:57:06,250 --> 00:57:07,417
it is an honor and a privilege to be...
1269
00:57:07,500 --> 00:57:08,667
No, I can't hear you.
1270
00:57:08,834 --> 00:57:10,166
Why don't you take the stage?
1271
00:57:10,625 --> 00:57:12,208
The stage down there?
1272
00:57:12,375 --> 00:57:14,250
Well, yes. You see the area
1273
00:57:14,333 --> 00:57:16,625
that looks very much like a stage?
1274
00:57:16,709 --> 00:57:18,083
(GODS LAUGHING)
1275
00:57:18,166 --> 00:57:19,166
Got ya.
1276
00:57:20,500 --> 00:57:22,125
(VALKYRIE MOUTHING)
1277
00:57:26,250 --> 00:57:27,750
THOR: (GRUNTING) Coming through.
1278
00:57:28,542 --> 00:57:29,792
Oops. Sorry.
1279
00:57:29,875 --> 00:57:30,959
KORG: Good luck, bro.
1280
00:57:38,792 --> 00:57:40,083
Mighty Zeus!
1281
00:57:40,166 --> 00:57:41,792
(CHUCKLES) Wow!
1282
00:57:42,375 --> 00:57:43,959
Gods of the universe,
1283
00:57:44,458 --> 00:57:46,375
I come here to ask for your help,
1284
00:57:46,458 --> 00:57:47,709
to raise an army.
1285
00:57:48,000 --> 00:57:49,750
There's a maniac called the God Butcher
1286
00:57:49,834 --> 00:57:51,000
who seeks to end us all.
1287
00:57:51,166 --> 00:57:52,667
His destruction is everywhere.
1288
00:57:52,834 --> 00:57:54,834
Entire planets, realms
1289
00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:56,542
have been left completely unprotected.
1290
00:57:56,625 --> 00:57:58,750
He's left nothing but chaos in his wake.
1291
00:57:59,166 --> 00:58:00,709
But I know where he is,
1292
00:58:00,875 --> 00:58:02,125
and with your help,
1293
00:58:02,208 --> 00:58:05,000
we can crush him
before he kills anyone else.
1294
00:58:05,125 --> 00:58:06,834
-(GODS MURMURING)
-ZEUS: That guy,
1295
00:58:07,000 --> 00:58:09,875
he killed a couple of low-level god.
1296
00:58:09,959 --> 00:58:11,208
Eh. Boo-hoo.
1297
00:58:11,375 --> 00:58:12,709
If that's all,
1298
00:58:12,875 --> 00:58:14,000
-pretty boy...
-(GODS LAUGH)
1299
00:58:14,083 --> 00:58:15,917
...you go back to your seat
and you be quiet.
1300
00:58:16,083 --> 00:58:17,875
Yeah, I'm sorry. Did you not hear
1301
00:58:17,959 --> 00:58:19,083
any of what I just said?
1302
00:58:19,166 --> 00:58:21,250
He's... He's murdering en masse.
1303
00:58:21,417 --> 00:58:23,500
I tell you one time,
1304
00:58:23,583 --> 00:58:24,667
now, you shut up.
1305
00:58:24,834 --> 00:58:25,834
You be quiet.
1306
00:58:25,917 --> 00:58:28,625
Because you are this close to
being uninvited to the orgy.
1307
00:58:28,792 --> 00:58:31,083
Zeus, we must do something.
1308
00:58:31,250 --> 00:58:33,041
You cannot come to the orgy!
1309
00:58:33,208 --> 00:58:35,125
-You have to listen to us!
-ZEUS: That's it!
1310
00:58:35,625 --> 00:58:36,667
Shackle!
1311
00:58:39,208 --> 00:58:40,834
Your Highness,
whenever you're ready, you just tell me.
1312
00:58:40,917 --> 00:58:42,166
-We go on my signal.
-Mm-hmm.
1313
00:58:42,250 --> 00:58:43,250
What is the signal?
1314
00:58:43,333 --> 00:58:44,792
-It'll be, "Go."
-KORG: Hmm.
1315
00:58:48,583 --> 00:58:49,875
ZEUS: Let's see who you are.
1316
00:58:50,041 --> 00:58:51,625
I take off your disguise.
1317
00:58:51,750 --> 00:58:52,750
And flick!
1318
00:58:54,709 --> 00:58:55,959
(GODS MURMUR)
1319
00:58:57,542 --> 00:58:58,583
(HARP TRILLS)
1320
00:58:59,583 --> 00:59:00,875
-(GODS GASP)
-(WOLF-WHISTLING)
1321
00:59:00,959 --> 00:59:02,625
You flicked too hard, damn it!
1322
00:59:02,792 --> 00:59:03,792
(GODS EXCLAIM)
1323
00:59:05,166 --> 00:59:07,417
Should we help him?
1324
00:59:07,583 --> 00:59:08,917
I mean, eventually.
1325
00:59:09,083 --> 00:59:10,083
Grape?
1326
00:59:10,166 --> 00:59:11,959
Mm, looks like a shy courgette.
1327
00:59:12,125 --> 00:59:13,875
And what about the others?
1328
00:59:14,041 --> 00:59:15,125
We take off their disguise too.
1329
00:59:15,208 --> 00:59:16,542
Oh, no. No. Don't flick us.
1330
00:59:16,625 --> 00:59:17,709
KORG: It's cool.
1331
00:59:17,792 --> 00:59:19,291
Uh... Disguise gone!
1332
00:59:19,375 --> 00:59:20,375
Disguise off. Cool?
1333
00:59:20,458 --> 00:59:21,750
ZEUS: Asgardians.
1334
00:59:22,166 --> 00:59:24,709
I thought we'd seen the last
of you when Odin died.
1335
00:59:26,208 --> 00:59:28,500
You are Thor,
1336
00:59:28,875 --> 00:59:30,500
the God of Thunder.
1337
00:59:31,208 --> 00:59:34,458
But is not thunder
just the sound of lightning?
1338
00:59:34,667 --> 00:59:36,667
(GODS LAUGHING)
1339
00:59:36,750 --> 00:59:37,959
Good one, Dad.
1340
00:59:38,125 --> 00:59:39,333
THOR: Zeus, this is bigger than us.
1341
00:59:39,500 --> 00:59:41,500
He's taken Asgardian children.
1342
00:59:41,709 --> 00:59:44,959
Who do you think we are? The god police?
1343
00:59:45,834 --> 00:59:48,792
Every god watches over their own peoples.
1344
00:59:49,291 --> 00:59:51,834
Nothing more, nothing less.
1345
00:59:52,000 --> 00:59:53,667
Asgardian problems
1346
00:59:54,583 --> 00:59:57,291
are Asgardian problems. Hmm?
1347
00:59:57,375 --> 00:59:59,375
How the mighty have fallen.
1348
00:59:59,542 --> 01:00:01,709
My hero, Zeus,
1349
01:00:01,875 --> 01:00:02,875
afraid.
1350
01:00:03,083 --> 01:00:04,583
(GODS GASP)
1351
01:00:13,166 --> 01:00:14,458
(BREATHES HEAVILY)
1352
01:00:15,125 --> 01:00:17,000
(SOFTLY) Couple of thing. (CHUCKLES)
1353
01:00:17,083 --> 01:00:20,083
One, yes, I am scared.
1354
01:00:20,625 --> 01:00:22,959
Gorr has the Necrosword,
1355
01:00:23,125 --> 01:00:25,291
which means he could kill us.
1356
01:00:25,834 --> 01:00:27,208
Not good. Two,
1357
01:00:27,375 --> 01:00:29,291
I know you're trying
to do the right thing.
1358
01:00:29,458 --> 01:00:30,625
I understand.
1359
01:00:30,792 --> 01:00:33,000
But all you do is cause a panic.
1360
01:00:33,417 --> 01:00:35,125
Panic is not good.
1361
01:00:35,291 --> 01:00:36,792
We are safe here.
1362
01:00:36,959 --> 01:00:39,333
You, my friend, you are safe here.
1363
01:00:39,875 --> 01:00:41,542
So, chill, baby cake.
1364
01:00:42,000 --> 01:00:44,250
Have some wine, have some grape.
1365
01:00:44,417 --> 01:00:45,875
Anything goes here
1366
01:00:46,041 --> 01:00:48,291
in Omnipotence City. Hmm.
1367
01:00:49,041 --> 01:00:51,500
Three, don't talk back to Zeus.
1368
01:00:51,875 --> 01:00:54,000
I flicked too hard.
I put your clothes back on.
1369
01:00:54,083 --> 01:00:55,083
(CHUCKLES)
1370
01:00:55,750 --> 01:00:57,083
(LOUDLY) Now I put your clothes back on!
1371
01:00:57,166 --> 01:00:58,166
Flick, flick.
1372
01:00:58,333 --> 01:00:59,709
For this is the Golden Temple
1373
01:00:59,792 --> 01:01:01,083
-of the god.
-(WOMEN SIGH)
1374
01:01:01,583 --> 01:01:03,709
It's not a rudie-nudie festival.
1375
01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:05,208
-(GODS LAUGH)
-If you're not gonna help us,
1376
01:01:05,291 --> 01:01:06,792
then at least let us use your weapon.
1377
01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:08,458
We need your lightning bolt.
1378
01:01:09,083 --> 01:01:11,333
My lightning bolt is called Thunderbolt.
1379
01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:14,709
So, I think, to use somebody's
secret weapon like this,
1380
01:01:14,875 --> 01:01:17,417
that you should at least get
the name right when you ask.
1381
01:01:18,041 --> 01:01:19,750
Can I borrow Thunderbolt?
1382
01:01:19,917 --> 01:01:21,750
-Thunderbolt!
-(THUNDERBOLT CLANGS)
1383
01:01:21,834 --> 01:01:23,834
(GODS CHEERING)
1384
01:01:28,250 --> 01:01:29,417
(GODS EXCLAIM)
1385
01:01:29,500 --> 01:01:31,166
(ZEUS HUFFING)
1386
01:01:37,208 --> 01:01:38,291
(GODS EXCLAIM)
1387
01:01:48,500 --> 01:01:49,542
No!
1388
01:01:49,625 --> 01:01:51,333
(GODS LAUGHING)
1389
01:01:53,166 --> 01:01:54,875
Do not worry.
1390
01:01:55,542 --> 01:01:57,250
The God Butcher,
1391
01:01:57,875 --> 01:01:59,834
he will not reach Eternity.
1392
01:02:00,166 --> 01:02:01,208
Eternity?
1393
01:02:01,375 --> 01:02:03,083
What does he mean, reach Eternity?
1394
01:02:06,500 --> 01:02:08,291
Oh, shit.
1395
01:02:10,834 --> 01:02:13,750
Eternity is a very powerful being
1396
01:02:13,834 --> 01:02:15,291
at the center of the universe.
1397
01:02:16,083 --> 01:02:17,125
It will grant the desire
1398
01:02:17,208 --> 01:02:19,041
of the first person who reaches it.
1399
01:02:19,208 --> 01:02:21,041
JANE: So, it's like a wishing well?
1400
01:02:21,959 --> 01:02:23,458
(SIGHS)
1401
01:02:23,542 --> 01:02:25,250
What do you think a guy
called the God Butcher
1402
01:02:25,333 --> 01:02:26,375
would wish for?
1403
01:02:26,458 --> 01:02:27,667
If he seeks the Altar of Eternity,
1404
01:02:27,750 --> 01:02:29,375
that means he could wipe us out at once.
1405
01:02:29,542 --> 01:02:31,166
Zeus, we must act now.
1406
01:02:31,333 --> 01:02:33,083
He's not going to make it.
1407
01:02:33,250 --> 01:02:34,542
He doesn't have the key.
1408
01:02:35,125 --> 01:02:36,875
Is this the purpose of the gods?
1409
01:02:37,041 --> 01:02:39,709
To hide away in a golden
palace like cowards?
1410
01:02:39,875 --> 01:02:41,834
-Maybe we have lost our way.
-(GODS EXCLAIM)
1411
01:02:41,917 --> 01:02:43,917
You know what? We'll stop him ourselves.
1412
01:02:44,083 --> 01:02:46,250
I am afraid I cannot allow that.
1413
01:02:46,625 --> 01:02:48,959
This is a secret place
1414
01:02:49,125 --> 01:02:50,917
known only to the gods.
1415
01:02:51,291 --> 01:02:53,000
You know where we are.
1416
01:02:53,166 --> 01:02:56,792
The God Butcher could use you to find us.
1417
01:02:57,542 --> 01:02:58,875
This is no good.
1418
01:03:00,041 --> 01:03:01,041
So now,
1419
01:03:02,291 --> 01:03:03,792
you must stay.
1420
01:03:05,166 --> 01:03:06,166
Guards!
1421
01:03:06,375 --> 01:03:07,542
(GODS EXCLAIM)
1422
01:03:08,834 --> 01:03:09,834
VALKYRIE: Hey.
1423
01:03:10,000 --> 01:03:11,000
Can we do my plan now?
1424
01:03:11,083 --> 01:03:12,959
Yes. Rush his bum.
1425
01:03:13,125 --> 01:03:14,125
Hell, yeah!
1426
01:03:14,458 --> 01:03:16,834
(DRAMATIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
1427
01:03:16,917 --> 01:03:18,542
Oh, you didn't say, "Go."
1428
01:03:20,458 --> 01:03:21,625
(ALL GRUNTING)
1429
01:03:23,208 --> 01:03:24,500
Coming, guys!
1430
01:03:24,583 --> 01:03:27,208
(DRAMATIC ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES)
1431
01:03:34,750 --> 01:03:35,750
Thor, catch!
1432
01:03:38,917 --> 01:03:39,917
Korg!
1433
01:03:59,417 --> 01:04:00,542
Val, duck!
1434
01:04:04,083 --> 01:04:05,083
(GRUNTS)
1435
01:04:06,000 --> 01:04:07,000
Korg!
1436
01:04:09,208 --> 01:04:10,208
Thor.
1437
01:04:11,250 --> 01:04:13,792
-(KORG GROANING)
-Oh, no. No. Korg!
1438
01:04:14,458 --> 01:04:17,875
Thor, I'm... I'm perishing!
1439
01:04:19,041 --> 01:04:21,041
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1440
01:04:22,709 --> 01:04:23,834
Zeus!
1441
01:04:25,917 --> 01:04:27,375
You're next, Odinson!
1442
01:04:31,125 --> 01:04:32,208
(GROWLS)
1443
01:04:33,166 --> 01:04:34,166
(GASPS)
1444
01:04:35,208 --> 01:04:37,417
That's the sound of lightning.
1445
01:04:37,500 --> 01:04:39,834
-(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYING)
-(ZEUS WHEEZING)
1446
01:04:41,542 --> 01:04:43,000
(GODS GASP)
1447
01:04:44,625 --> 01:04:45,792
No!
1448
01:04:46,333 --> 01:04:47,333
(WHISPERS) Korgi.
1449
01:04:47,417 --> 01:04:48,542
(LOUDLY) Korgi!
1450
01:04:48,709 --> 01:04:49,709
KORG: Thor.
1451
01:04:49,875 --> 01:04:51,291
-Korgi?
-KORG: I'm down here.
1452
01:04:51,375 --> 01:04:52,500
Where? Where are you?
1453
01:04:52,583 --> 01:04:53,667
I'm gonna get you out. It's okay.
1454
01:04:53,875 --> 01:04:55,166
-Korg. Korgi!
-Here I am!
1455
01:04:55,250 --> 01:04:56,250
I didn't die!
1456
01:04:56,333 --> 01:04:58,458
Oh, my God. Yes! You're alive!
1457
01:04:58,625 --> 01:05:00,208
Turns out the only part
of a Kronan that's alive
1458
01:05:00,291 --> 01:05:01,291
is his mouth.
1459
01:05:01,625 --> 01:05:03,667
Korgi, listen.
I need you to call the goats.
1460
01:05:03,750 --> 01:05:04,750
I'll do my best.
1461
01:05:04,834 --> 01:05:06,166
Guard him with your life.
1462
01:05:06,333 --> 01:05:08,250
I will. Ready to go for a ride?
1463
01:05:10,875 --> 01:05:12,583
(ALL GRUNTING)
1464
01:05:12,667 --> 01:05:13,875
Now you've got my six.
1465
01:05:14,458 --> 01:05:15,583
Eight o'clock, Val.
1466
01:05:15,917 --> 01:05:17,625
-(VALKYRIE GRUNTING)
-7:48.
1467
01:05:19,041 --> 01:05:21,041
I can do this, damn it. (WHISTLES)
1468
01:05:21,125 --> 01:05:22,417
No, that's not it. (WHISTLES)
No, that's not it.
1469
01:05:22,500 --> 01:05:23,583
(WHISTLES) Nope.
1470
01:05:23,667 --> 01:05:26,250
(WHISTLES) Come on, Korg,
purse those lips.
1471
01:05:26,333 --> 01:05:27,792
(INHALES SHARPLY)
1472
01:05:27,875 --> 01:05:31,166
(WHISTLES LONG, MYSTICAL NOTE)
1473
01:05:33,041 --> 01:05:35,625
(SCREAMING IN DISTANCE)
1474
01:05:37,166 --> 01:05:39,875
(SWEET CHILD O' MINE
BY GUNS N' ROSES PLAYING)
1475
01:05:39,959 --> 01:05:40,959
I did it!
1476
01:05:41,291 --> 01:05:43,000
(GOATS SCREAMING)
1477
01:06:00,375 --> 01:06:02,709
(SWEET CHILD O' MINE
BY GUNS N' ROSES CONTINUES)
1478
01:06:14,041 --> 01:06:15,250
(GOATS SCREAMING)
1479
01:06:18,375 --> 01:06:21,041
THOR: And then the goat boat came in,
rescued us,
1480
01:06:21,125 --> 01:06:22,542
and we flew out the window.
1481
01:06:22,625 --> 01:06:23,750
-(CHILDREN EXCLAIMING)
-The end.
1482
01:06:23,834 --> 01:06:25,375
Another classic Thor adventure.
1483
01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:27,583
I can't believe you killed Zeus.
1484
01:06:27,750 --> 01:06:30,625
Well, you know what they say,
never meet your heroes.
1485
01:06:30,917 --> 01:06:32,291
(CHILDREN EXCLAIM)
1486
01:06:32,375 --> 01:06:33,375
But what's important
1487
01:06:33,458 --> 01:06:34,750
is we are on our way to you right now.
1488
01:06:35,125 --> 01:06:36,750
How are you guys doing? Are you okay?
1489
01:06:36,917 --> 01:06:38,500
We're all right. A little scared.
1490
01:06:38,667 --> 01:06:40,792
Well, listen, I know
what it's like to be scared.
1491
01:06:40,959 --> 01:06:42,542
And I'll tell you, when I was your age,
1492
01:06:42,709 --> 01:06:44,333
I don't think I would have
been as brave as you.
1493
01:06:44,500 --> 01:06:45,500
Really?
1494
01:06:45,667 --> 01:06:46,667
In fact, might just be
1495
01:06:46,750 --> 01:06:48,500
the bravest Asgardians that I've ever met.
1496
01:06:48,667 --> 01:06:49,875
-All of you.
-(CHILDREN EXCLAIM)
1497
01:06:49,959 --> 01:06:51,875
So I need you to
keep being brave, all right?
1498
01:06:52,041 --> 01:06:54,208
And take care of each other.
You're a team now.
1499
01:06:54,375 --> 01:06:55,750
Team Kids in a Cage.
1500
01:06:55,834 --> 01:06:57,333
(CHILDREN CHUCKLING)
1501
01:06:57,417 --> 01:06:58,458
Can you do that?
1502
01:06:59,083 --> 01:07:01,208
Yeah. I think we can do that.
1503
01:07:01,959 --> 01:07:02,959
I know you can.
1504
01:07:05,583 --> 01:07:07,500
-(SONG STOPS)
-Right?
1505
01:07:07,917 --> 01:07:09,083
-AXL: Thor?
-Yeah.
1506
01:07:09,542 --> 01:07:10,917
I'm glad I met my hero.
1507
01:07:11,083 --> 01:07:12,750
Oh, thanks, buddy. (CHUCKLES)
1508
01:07:14,959 --> 01:07:16,583
(GRUNTS)
1509
01:07:16,667 --> 01:07:18,333
How are the children?
1510
01:07:18,500 --> 01:07:19,500
As you can imagine,
they're a little bit scared
1511
01:07:19,583 --> 01:07:20,583
because they're kids,
1512
01:07:20,667 --> 01:07:22,041
but I told them that
everything is going to plan.
1513
01:07:22,125 --> 01:07:24,083
-Oh, so you lied to them?
-We still have a plan?
1514
01:07:24,166 --> 01:07:25,375
-Yes, there's a plan.
-There's no plan.
1515
01:07:25,458 --> 01:07:27,583
-THOR: There is a plan.
-No. There's no plan.
1516
01:07:27,750 --> 01:07:29,792
We failed to raise a god army,
1517
01:07:29,959 --> 01:07:30,959
Korg is dead.
1518
01:07:31,125 --> 01:07:32,291
-He's not dead.
-KORG: I'm not dead.
1519
01:07:32,375 --> 01:07:33,834
Well, he's a head. And you,
1520
01:07:33,917 --> 01:07:35,375
you got properly humiliated.
1521
01:07:35,542 --> 01:07:37,834
No, I got properly naked,
which I am okay with.
1522
01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:39,583
-Jane?
-I was okay with it.
1523
01:07:39,750 --> 01:07:40,875
-Korg?
-I loved it.
1524
01:07:41,041 --> 01:07:42,917
The point is, we are going
into the Shadow Realm
1525
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:44,291
weaker than we were before.
1526
01:07:44,458 --> 01:07:45,750
I mean, we're gonna die.
1527
01:07:45,834 --> 01:07:47,375
-No one's gonna die, okay?
-Really?
1528
01:07:47,542 --> 01:07:49,792
Everything is fine.
We did great back there.
1529
01:07:49,959 --> 01:07:51,875
-We killed Zeus!
-You killed Zeus.
1530
01:07:51,959 --> 01:07:53,458
I mean, that may
or may not be catastrophic
1531
01:07:53,542 --> 01:07:54,959
for the whole universe,
1532
01:07:55,041 --> 01:07:57,083
and, sure, the entire
god kingdom is probably going
1533
01:07:57,166 --> 01:07:58,625
to hunt us down for the rest of our days,
1534
01:07:58,709 --> 01:08:01,208
but listen,
you stole this beautiful weapon.
1535
01:08:01,375 --> 01:08:03,250
All right? This is the army right here.
1536
01:08:03,417 --> 01:08:04,917
It's sleek, it's slender,
1537
01:08:05,000 --> 01:08:06,458
it's powerful, it's beautiful...
1538
01:08:06,542 --> 01:08:07,792
(CRACKLES)
1539
01:08:08,417 --> 01:08:10,375
Ah, for you. I love it for you, Valkyrie.
1540
01:08:10,542 --> 01:08:12,125
I mean, it's not really what I'm into
1541
01:08:12,208 --> 01:08:14,083
'cause I've got my weapon out there.
1542
01:08:14,250 --> 01:08:15,875
Can I borrow that for a second?
1543
01:08:18,875 --> 01:08:21,166
Ah, there you are, old friend.
1544
01:08:21,583 --> 01:08:23,917
That was quite an entrance back there.
1545
01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:25,500
(CHUCKLES)
1546
01:08:25,583 --> 01:08:26,583
(SIGHS)
1547
01:08:29,750 --> 01:08:31,000
Listen, uh,
1548
01:08:31,083 --> 01:08:32,417
are we good?
1549
01:08:32,750 --> 01:08:33,750
Yeah?
1550
01:08:33,834 --> 01:08:34,834
I mean, I know it's a little weird
1551
01:08:34,917 --> 01:08:36,291
having my ex-weapon around,
1552
01:08:37,041 --> 01:08:38,959
but come on, Mjolnir, in the past.
1553
01:08:39,291 --> 01:08:40,709
It's you and me now, buddy.
1554
01:08:40,792 --> 01:08:42,291
You know what?
1555
01:08:42,458 --> 01:08:44,792
I think it's time for your first beer.
What do you say?
1556
01:08:46,875 --> 01:08:48,917
(METALLIC HUMMING)
1557
01:08:50,625 --> 01:08:52,000
Delicious.
1558
01:08:52,083 --> 01:08:54,375
Hmm. I'm sorry we've been fighting lately.
1559
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:01,083
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
1560
01:09:02,417 --> 01:09:03,417
JANE: Hey.
1561
01:09:03,834 --> 01:09:04,834
Oh, hey.
1562
01:09:07,583 --> 01:09:09,917
It's quite the view, huh? (CHUCKLES)
1563
01:09:10,000 --> 01:09:11,083
Yeah. Beautiful.
1564
01:09:11,166 --> 01:09:13,291
I just want to say
that was very, very impressive
1565
01:09:13,375 --> 01:09:14,834
what you did back there.
1566
01:09:15,542 --> 01:09:17,375
You and Mjolnir, you know.
1567
01:09:18,792 --> 01:09:19,917
(MUTTERS)
1568
01:09:20,000 --> 01:09:21,000
Yeah.
1569
01:09:23,625 --> 01:09:25,417
-Space dolphins.
-What?
1570
01:09:25,500 --> 01:09:27,792
(CLEARS THROAT) You should see
some space dolphins...
1571
01:09:27,875 --> 01:09:29,500
-What?
-(DISTANT ANIMAL CALL)
1572
01:09:29,583 --> 01:09:31,250
-Oh, wow. (GASPS)
-(FUMBLES) Yeah.
1573
01:09:31,333 --> 01:09:33,583
Beautiful. Wow.
1574
01:09:33,667 --> 01:09:35,125
THOR: So beautiful. So rare.
1575
01:09:35,291 --> 01:09:36,333
Very loyal creatures.
1576
01:09:36,500 --> 01:09:39,250
They mate for life, in packs of six.
1577
01:09:39,417 --> 01:09:41,166
Just love.
1578
01:09:41,250 --> 01:09:42,709
KORG: (SINGING) With a hey ninny-nonny
1579
01:09:42,792 --> 01:09:44,291
And a fair finny-fonny
1580
01:09:44,375 --> 01:09:47,709
Ooh, brother man, you look so hot
1581
01:09:47,875 --> 01:09:50,709
I wanna get in your rocks
1582
01:09:51,417 --> 01:09:54,250
When we get together
We're gonna get it on
1583
01:09:54,417 --> 01:09:58,875
And we're all gonna make some babies, uh
1584
01:09:58,959 --> 01:10:01,125
That is the song that my dad sang
1585
01:10:01,208 --> 01:10:02,834
to my other dad when they were courting.
1586
01:10:03,000 --> 01:10:04,458
When two Kronans wanna make a baby,
1587
01:10:04,542 --> 01:10:05,917
they get together inside a mountain,
1588
01:10:06,083 --> 01:10:07,834
and they go down to a little lava pool,
1589
01:10:07,917 --> 01:10:09,583
and they hold hands over the hot lava,
1590
01:10:09,750 --> 01:10:12,000
and then, after a month,
they pull their hands apart
1591
01:10:12,083 --> 01:10:13,166
and they find they've created
1592
01:10:13,250 --> 01:10:15,166
a beautiful new Kronan baby boy.
1593
01:10:15,250 --> 01:10:17,792
Mm, fascinating. And hot. (CHUCKLES)
1594
01:10:17,875 --> 01:10:19,000
Did you ever have a special someone?
1595
01:10:19,166 --> 01:10:22,041
(CHUCKLES) I've had
so many special someones.
1596
01:10:22,125 --> 01:10:24,417
But I don't know...
1597
01:10:25,500 --> 01:10:26,625
I don't know if I want that again.
1598
01:10:26,792 --> 01:10:28,291
Is that because you lost
your girlfriend in battle
1599
01:10:28,375 --> 01:10:29,500
and never forgave yourself?
1600
01:10:29,583 --> 01:10:30,709
And now, you're just trying
1601
01:10:30,792 --> 01:10:32,166
to find answers in the bottom of a bottle,
1602
01:10:32,333 --> 01:10:33,834
or some meaningless dalliance,
1603
01:10:33,917 --> 01:10:35,250
which only serves to numb the pain
1604
01:10:35,333 --> 01:10:36,417
instead of bringing you
1605
01:10:36,500 --> 01:10:37,959
real happiness or satisfaction?
1606
01:10:38,125 --> 01:10:41,417
-Yeah. Something like that.
-Hmm.
1607
01:10:41,500 --> 01:10:43,166
(SPACE DOLPHINS CALLING)
1608
01:10:43,250 --> 01:10:46,125
Beautiful. Beautiful things.
1609
01:10:46,583 --> 01:10:48,417
(THOR BREATHING HEAVILY)
1610
01:10:50,125 --> 01:10:51,458
(SIGHS) Jane.
1611
01:10:51,917 --> 01:10:52,917
Thor.
1612
01:10:53,000 --> 01:10:54,333
I wanna feel shitty about you.
1613
01:10:54,500 --> 01:10:55,500
What?
1614
01:10:57,333 --> 01:10:58,792
(HESITATING)
1615
01:10:59,583 --> 01:11:01,709
I wanna feel shitty about something
1616
01:11:01,792 --> 01:11:03,208
and I think that's you.
1617
01:11:03,375 --> 01:11:04,417
Not really getting any better.
1618
01:11:04,500 --> 01:11:06,083
It's not, is it? Damn it.
1619
01:11:06,333 --> 01:11:07,625
I wanna...
1620
01:11:07,709 --> 01:11:10,375
My friend, he told me that
it's better to feel shitty
1621
01:11:11,625 --> 01:11:13,542
from losing love than it is
to never experience love
1622
01:11:13,625 --> 01:11:15,125
and to feel nothing at all, to feel empty,
1623
01:11:15,208 --> 01:11:16,333
and I think he was right,
1624
01:11:17,250 --> 01:11:19,667
which is how I've been feeling
for a long time.
1625
01:11:19,834 --> 01:11:22,125
I've pushed people away,
kept them at a distance
1626
01:11:22,208 --> 01:11:23,583
because of the fear of that loss,
1627
01:11:23,667 --> 01:11:24,792
but I don't wanna do that anymore.
1628
01:11:24,875 --> 01:11:25,875
I don't wanna live like that.
1629
01:11:25,959 --> 01:11:27,667
Better to close off your heart
than feel the pain.
1630
01:11:27,750 --> 01:11:29,917
That's what I did, yes.
I closed off my heart
1631
01:11:30,000 --> 01:11:31,875
and... and I meditated. Did you meditate?
1632
01:11:32,000 --> 01:11:33,250
No. It's so boring.
1633
01:11:33,417 --> 01:11:35,542
It actually made me more angry. (CHUCKLES)
1634
01:11:36,041 --> 01:11:38,667
But I'm tired of giving myself
over to the idea of fate
1635
01:11:38,750 --> 01:11:41,041
and trying to figure out what
the universe wants from me.
1636
01:11:41,208 --> 01:11:42,208
I wanna live in the moment,
1637
01:11:42,291 --> 01:11:43,667
I wanna live like there's no tomorrow,
1638
01:11:43,750 --> 01:11:45,000
throw caution to the wind. I want...
1639
01:11:45,083 --> 01:11:47,041
-I wanna be with you, Jane.
-Ah.
1640
01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:49,166
What do you say?
1641
01:11:49,667 --> 01:11:51,333
I have cancer.
1642
01:11:53,750 --> 01:11:54,750
I'm sorry, what?
1643
01:11:55,375 --> 01:11:56,375
I'm sick.
1644
01:11:56,542 --> 01:11:58,166
-Wait. What's happening?
-Bye.
1645
01:11:58,458 --> 01:12:00,542
-Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
-No, no, no. Jane, Jane, Jane.
1646
01:12:00,625 --> 01:12:01,834
-Wait, wait, wait. Jane.
-What did I say?
1647
01:12:01,917 --> 01:12:03,917
I didn't mean that. Just kidding.
1648
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:05,000
I...
1649
01:12:05,542 --> 01:12:07,166
don't have cancer. (SCOFFS)
1650
01:12:07,250 --> 01:12:08,667
Let's go smash something.
1651
01:12:09,458 --> 01:12:10,458
Jane, I'm so sorry.
1652
01:12:10,625 --> 01:12:12,583
Don't be sorry for me.
1653
01:12:14,208 --> 01:12:15,709
When did you find out?
1654
01:12:16,333 --> 01:12:17,834
(VOICE BREAKS) Um...
1655
01:12:17,917 --> 01:12:19,709
Like six months ago.
1656
01:12:19,875 --> 01:12:21,959
I was just feeling tired, and then
1657
01:12:22,041 --> 01:12:23,667
they told me I have Stage Four.
1658
01:12:23,834 --> 01:12:25,542
Get my affairs in order.
1659
01:12:26,375 --> 01:12:28,709
And then I heard Mjolnir calling me,
1660
01:12:29,500 --> 01:12:31,959
so I thought maybe,
if science isn't working,
1661
01:12:32,875 --> 01:12:36,250
maybe Viking space magic.
(BREATHES SHAKILY)
1662
01:12:36,333 --> 01:12:37,834
That's why you came to New Asgard.
1663
01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:40,834
Yeah, I thought the hammer
maybe could cure me,
1664
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:43,917
and I think it's getting better.
1665
01:12:44,583 --> 01:12:46,041
Maybe not.
1666
01:12:47,083 --> 01:12:49,291
Jane, none of us know how long we have.
1667
01:12:49,458 --> 01:12:51,709
We don't know what tomorrow holds.
1668
01:12:51,875 --> 01:12:52,875
And Mjolnir...
1669
01:12:53,250 --> 01:12:54,500
Mjolnir chose you.
1670
01:12:55,417 --> 01:12:57,333
And it chose you because you're worthy.
1671
01:12:57,500 --> 01:12:58,750
And that's something.
1672
01:12:58,917 --> 01:13:00,041
When I first met you,
1673
01:13:00,709 --> 01:13:01,709
I was unworthy.
1674
01:13:01,792 --> 01:13:03,333
I was unable to pick up that hammer.
1675
01:13:04,208 --> 01:13:05,375
But you taught me
1676
01:13:05,542 --> 01:13:08,500
there is no greater purpose
than to help those in need.
1677
01:13:09,250 --> 01:13:11,333
You made me worthy.
1678
01:13:12,792 --> 01:13:14,959
So whatever you wanna do,
we can do together.
1679
01:13:17,125 --> 01:13:18,125
Okay.
1680
01:13:18,291 --> 01:13:20,041
Now what do you wanna do?
1681
01:13:21,166 --> 01:13:23,834
I wanna get those children
back to their families.
1682
01:13:24,000 --> 01:13:25,250
I wanna finish that mission.
1683
01:13:26,458 --> 01:13:28,083
-Spoken like a true Thor.
-Hmm.
1684
01:13:29,667 --> 01:13:31,000
How do you feel now?
1685
01:13:32,208 --> 01:13:33,333
So scared.
1686
01:13:34,625 --> 01:13:35,625
How are you feeling?
1687
01:13:35,792 --> 01:13:37,000
Shitty.
1688
01:13:37,083 --> 01:13:38,083
How shitty?
1689
01:13:38,250 --> 01:13:39,875
-Really shitty.
-Well, then...
1690
01:13:41,875 --> 01:13:44,375
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
1691
01:13:51,000 --> 01:13:53,000
I wonder what those two
are talking about out there.
1692
01:13:53,667 --> 01:13:56,208
-Yeah, they're not talking.
-Oh!
1693
01:13:57,458 --> 01:13:59,125
Do you think those two
will ever hold hands
1694
01:13:59,208 --> 01:14:01,959
over a hot lava pool and make a Thor baby?
1695
01:14:03,750 --> 01:14:05,917
It's unlikely, sadly.
1696
01:14:06,000 --> 01:14:07,709
Mm, that's too bad.
1697
01:14:07,792 --> 01:14:09,208
I think Thor would make a great dad.
1698
01:14:12,417 --> 01:14:13,834
Hey. We're here.
1699
01:14:19,834 --> 01:14:21,333
(SOFT WHOOSHING)
1700
01:14:22,834 --> 01:14:24,417
KORG: Where did all the color go?
1701
01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:27,000
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC BUILDING UP)
1702
01:14:37,917 --> 01:14:39,208
(THUD)
1703
01:14:39,291 --> 01:14:40,709
(GOATS SCREAMING)
1704
01:14:42,333 --> 01:14:43,792
(SCREAMING CONTINUES)
1705
01:14:57,834 --> 01:14:59,083
JANE: They're not here.
1706
01:15:04,625 --> 01:15:05,667
Where are they?
1707
01:15:09,625 --> 01:15:11,625
(JANE BREATHING HEAVILY)
1708
01:15:24,875 --> 01:15:26,625
What the hell is this place?
1709
01:15:34,500 --> 01:15:35,875
(MJOLNIR HUMMING)
1710
01:15:52,834 --> 01:15:54,834
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
1711
01:15:55,000 --> 01:15:57,000
JANE: Bifrost is the key?
1712
01:15:58,041 --> 01:15:59,792
(LOW GROWLING)
1713
01:16:02,333 --> 01:16:03,333
(GASPS)
1714
01:16:06,375 --> 01:16:07,625
It's a trap!
1715
01:16:09,834 --> 01:16:10,875
(GRUNTS)
1716
01:16:15,959 --> 01:16:18,083
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYING)
1717
01:16:25,041 --> 01:16:26,250
(SOFTLY) You wanna tell me
why you just threw
1718
01:16:26,333 --> 01:16:27,500
Stormbreaker out the window?
1719
01:16:27,667 --> 01:16:29,792
He needs it to open the Gates of Eternity.
1720
01:16:35,750 --> 01:16:38,083
(SINISTER MUSIC CONTINUES)
1721
01:16:51,125 --> 01:16:52,333
(YELLS)
1722
01:16:53,583 --> 01:16:55,583
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1723
01:16:56,166 --> 01:16:58,417
-(GORR EXHALING DEEPLY)
-(STRAINING)
1724
01:17:01,083 --> 01:17:02,625
We really have to stop meeting like this.
1725
01:17:02,709 --> 01:17:03,750
Call the axe.
1726
01:17:03,917 --> 01:17:05,458
I'll call the axe
when you call the dentist.
1727
01:17:05,625 --> 01:17:08,250
Call the axe.
1728
01:17:08,417 --> 01:17:10,500
Tell me where the children are
or I'm gonna kill you.
1729
01:17:13,291 --> 01:17:14,500
(THOR STRAINING)
1730
01:17:17,583 --> 01:17:19,000
Call the axe.
1731
01:17:20,709 --> 01:17:22,458
(THOR GRUNTING)
1732
01:17:26,208 --> 01:17:28,041
Some god you are.
1733
01:17:28,917 --> 01:17:32,291
You know nothing of being a god.
1734
01:17:34,834 --> 01:17:39,333
You went to the gods for help,
and they did nothing.
1735
01:17:39,500 --> 01:17:42,166
We're alike in that sense.
1736
01:17:42,417 --> 01:17:44,041
(SCOFFS) He's nothing like you.
1737
01:17:44,208 --> 01:17:45,709
What was that?
1738
01:17:48,917 --> 01:17:50,709
(WHISPERS) I said he's nothing like you.
1739
01:17:50,875 --> 01:17:52,250
That's right.
1740
01:17:52,417 --> 01:17:56,875
I'm not a hypocrite.
I'm truly creating peace.
1741
01:17:56,959 --> 01:17:58,792
Peace? You're murdering innocent gods.
1742
01:17:58,875 --> 01:17:59,917
Innocent?
1743
01:18:01,041 --> 01:18:02,041
Are you a Valkyrie?
1744
01:18:02,125 --> 01:18:03,166
Yes.
1745
01:18:03,417 --> 01:18:05,917
(LAUGHS) How exciting!
1746
01:18:07,000 --> 01:18:10,000
Oh, the gods failed you, too,
1747
01:18:10,333 --> 01:18:14,041
when your sisterhood was led to slaughter.
1748
01:18:14,208 --> 01:18:15,417
Don't you dare speak... (GRUNTS)
1749
01:18:16,083 --> 01:18:18,125
Did you pray to the gods
1750
01:18:18,291 --> 01:18:22,500
when the women you loved
laid dying on the battlefield?
1751
01:18:22,583 --> 01:18:24,333
(VALKYRIE WHIMPERING)
1752
01:18:24,417 --> 01:18:26,542
Did you beg them for help
1753
01:18:27,208 --> 01:18:29,291
as your family was massacred?
1754
01:18:32,250 --> 01:18:33,250
Good chat.
1755
01:18:35,208 --> 01:18:36,542
(SEETHING)
1756
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:38,166
This one.
1757
01:18:38,667 --> 01:18:40,417
You're interesting.
1758
01:18:41,542 --> 01:18:43,083
You're different.
1759
01:18:43,792 --> 01:18:45,000
-(JANE GRUNTS)
-Yes.
1760
01:18:46,041 --> 01:18:47,375
(JANE STRUGGLING)
1761
01:18:47,834 --> 01:18:49,667
-Aw.
-(JANE BREATHING SHAKILY)
1762
01:18:52,250 --> 01:18:53,250
(JANE GRUNTS)
1763
01:18:53,333 --> 01:18:54,583
You're dying.
1764
01:18:56,417 --> 01:18:57,625
I'm sorry.
1765
01:18:58,750 --> 01:19:00,583
We're on the same path.
1766
01:19:00,667 --> 01:19:02,291
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
1767
01:19:02,917 --> 01:19:06,250
Just as the sword empowered me,
1768
01:19:06,917 --> 01:19:09,041
the hammer empowered you.
1769
01:19:10,041 --> 01:19:12,750
But it did nothing to change your fate.
1770
01:19:13,750 --> 01:19:16,875
The gods will use you,
1771
01:19:17,750 --> 01:19:20,458
but they will not help you.
1772
01:19:20,917 --> 01:19:26,041
There is no eternal reward for us.
1773
01:19:27,750 --> 01:19:28,875
(JANE GRUNTS)
1774
01:19:32,667 --> 01:19:34,166
She'll be gone soon.
1775
01:19:35,959 --> 01:19:37,667
And you know who won't help her?
1776
01:19:37,834 --> 01:19:39,542
I'll give you one guess.
1777
01:19:39,625 --> 01:19:41,542
-(STRAINED GRUNT)
-(CHUCKLES)
1778
01:19:41,917 --> 01:19:43,750
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
1779
01:19:43,834 --> 01:19:45,417
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1780
01:19:46,083 --> 01:19:48,250
(GORR SNIFFS, SIGHS)
1781
01:19:50,792 --> 01:19:52,208
I know your pain.
1782
01:19:52,375 --> 01:19:54,375
Love is pain.
1783
01:19:59,000 --> 01:20:01,417
I had a daughter once.
1784
01:20:02,250 --> 01:20:04,208
I put my faith in a higher power
1785
01:20:04,375 --> 01:20:07,083
hoping it would save her,
1786
01:20:07,250 --> 01:20:08,917
and she...
1787
01:20:10,125 --> 01:20:11,834
died.
1788
01:20:13,959 --> 01:20:15,083
(SIGHS)
1789
01:20:15,875 --> 01:20:17,959
Now I understand.
1790
01:20:18,125 --> 01:20:20,375
My daughter is the lucky one.
1791
01:20:21,000 --> 01:20:26,208
She does not have to grow up
in a world of suffering
1792
01:20:26,375 --> 01:20:27,875
and pain
1793
01:20:28,041 --> 01:20:32,291
run by wicked gods.
1794
01:20:34,000 --> 01:20:36,375
Choose love.
1795
01:20:37,500 --> 01:20:40,959
Call the axe.
1796
01:20:43,834 --> 01:20:45,625
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
1797
01:20:45,709 --> 01:20:46,875
(WHOOSHING)
1798
01:20:46,959 --> 01:20:48,750
-(CRUNCHING)
-(STRAINED GROANING)
1799
01:20:49,625 --> 01:20:51,667
Call
1800
01:20:52,083 --> 01:20:53,417
the axe.
1801
01:20:53,500 --> 01:20:55,917
-(CRUNCHING)
-(VALKYRIE AND THOR GRUNTING)
1802
01:20:56,750 --> 01:20:57,792
(THOR GRUNTS LOUDLY)
1803
01:20:58,667 --> 01:20:59,667
(CHOKING)
1804
01:20:59,750 --> 01:21:01,750
(GROWLING IN EFFORT)
1805
01:21:03,667 --> 01:21:04,917
(CRACKLING)
1806
01:21:06,083 --> 01:21:07,625
(CONTINUES CHOKING)
1807
01:21:07,709 --> 01:21:09,333
(CONTINUES GROWLING)
1808
01:21:09,417 --> 01:21:10,500
(GRUNTS)
1809
01:21:12,458 --> 01:21:14,000
(RUMBLING)
1810
01:21:18,750 --> 01:21:21,417
(EERIE MOAN AND SCREECH)
1811
01:21:29,750 --> 01:21:31,000
You okay?
1812
01:21:31,166 --> 01:21:32,250
Yeah.
1813
01:21:34,834 --> 01:21:36,250
Mm, I wanna kill this guy.
1814
01:21:36,417 --> 01:21:38,875
So do I, but we have to take him alive.
1815
01:21:39,041 --> 01:21:41,041
He's our only link
to finding those children.
1816
01:21:43,667 --> 01:21:46,333
(CREATURES MOANING)
1817
01:21:59,250 --> 01:22:01,458
(TENSE MUSIC PLAYING)
1818
01:22:18,500 --> 01:22:20,500
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1819
01:22:21,625 --> 01:22:23,750
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1820
01:22:36,250 --> 01:22:37,250
(JANE YELLS)
1821
01:22:43,083 --> 01:22:44,375
(CREATURE GROANS)
1822
01:22:49,875 --> 01:22:51,375
(CREATURE GROWLING)
1823
01:22:51,458 --> 01:22:53,000
(KORG YELLING)
1824
01:22:53,083 --> 01:22:54,917
-(GRUNTS)
-(GOAT SCREAMS)
1825
01:22:55,000 --> 01:22:56,792
KORG: Oh! Thank you, Mr. Goat.
1826
01:22:56,875 --> 01:22:58,083
(GOAT SCREAMS)
1827
01:23:05,458 --> 01:23:06,834
(VALKYRIE YELLS)
1828
01:23:08,041 --> 01:23:09,792
-(GROANS)
-(CREATURE ROARS)
1829
01:23:12,166 --> 01:23:13,250
(CREATURE ROARS)
1830
01:23:19,250 --> 01:23:20,542
(GRUNTS)
1831
01:23:21,667 --> 01:23:22,917
(BOTH GRUNTING)
1832
01:23:28,625 --> 01:23:30,583
-(STABS)
-THOR: Val!
1833
01:23:34,166 --> 01:23:35,375
(VALKYRIE GRUNTS)
1834
01:23:37,083 --> 01:23:39,333
-(GRUNTING)
-(JANE PANTING)
1835
01:23:40,291 --> 01:23:41,375
(GROANS)
1836
01:23:41,709 --> 01:23:43,083
We gotta get her out of here!
1837
01:23:52,875 --> 01:23:54,125
Hey. I got you.
1838
01:23:57,250 --> 01:23:58,500
(STRAINING)
1839
01:24:00,041 --> 01:24:02,083
(YELLING)
1840
01:24:05,291 --> 01:24:07,250
Hey, guys, we're here. Come on, let's go.
1841
01:24:07,333 --> 01:24:09,250
Stormbreaker, take us home.
1842
01:24:11,125 --> 01:24:12,625
-(GRUNTS)
-(GOATS SCREAMING)
1843
01:24:12,709 --> 01:24:13,709
(SCREAMS)
1844
01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:16,667
(GRUNTING)
1845
01:24:17,166 --> 01:24:18,333
(GORR YELLS)
1846
01:24:19,333 --> 01:24:20,583
(THOR GRUNTS)
1847
01:24:27,083 --> 01:24:29,291
(SINISTER MUSIC PLAYS)
1848
01:24:36,583 --> 01:24:38,333
(GOATS SCREAMING)
1849
01:24:42,583 --> 01:24:44,000
(GROANS)
1850
01:24:44,375 --> 01:24:45,792
(PANTING)
1851
01:24:48,959 --> 01:24:50,375
(BREATHING SHAKILY)
1852
01:24:52,875 --> 01:24:54,208
(GRUNTS)
1853
01:24:57,166 --> 01:24:58,166
(MOANS)
1854
01:25:00,875 --> 01:25:02,333
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
1855
01:25:04,875 --> 01:25:07,125
WOMAN: ...at a rate that
none of us have seen before.
1856
01:25:07,208 --> 01:25:08,709
Look, there are other more
1857
01:25:08,792 --> 01:25:10,458
aggressive forms of treatment we can try,
1858
01:25:10,625 --> 01:25:11,834
but something's affecting
1859
01:25:11,917 --> 01:25:13,792
her body's ability to fight the cancer.
1860
01:25:14,709 --> 01:25:16,333
I'm sorry, Thor.
1861
01:25:19,291 --> 01:25:20,667
(SIGHING)
1862
01:25:24,000 --> 01:25:25,291
(GRUNTS)
1863
01:25:25,375 --> 01:25:27,834
(VENDING MACHINE RATTLING AND THUDDING)
1864
01:25:30,375 --> 01:25:32,083
Oh, there you are. Okay.
1865
01:25:32,166 --> 01:25:33,291
JANE: What's goin' on out there?
1866
01:25:33,375 --> 01:25:35,333
Oh, some moron made
a fridge without a door.
1867
01:25:35,417 --> 01:25:36,417
Can you believe it? (CHUCKLES)
1868
01:25:36,500 --> 01:25:37,542
Not to worry. Got it open
1869
01:25:37,625 --> 01:25:39,458
and got you all sorts of goodies.
1870
01:25:39,625 --> 01:25:40,625
How's Val?
1871
01:25:40,959 --> 01:25:43,250
Oh, she's in a lot of pain,
uh, but she is stable.
1872
01:25:43,333 --> 01:25:44,333
Okay, good.
1873
01:25:44,834 --> 01:25:47,208
Now you just gotta get this out of my...
1874
01:25:47,375 --> 01:25:48,834
Oh, no, no, no.
That's gotta stay in there.
1875
01:25:49,000 --> 01:25:51,000
That's all the magic potions and elixirs
1876
01:25:51,083 --> 01:25:52,250
doing their thing, so...
1877
01:25:52,834 --> 01:25:53,917
I'm just gonna pop out for a moment,
1878
01:25:54,000 --> 01:25:55,667
pick up the kids, kill the bad guy,
1879
01:25:55,750 --> 01:25:56,917
and then I'll come straight back.
1880
01:25:58,083 --> 01:25:59,667
-(KISSES)
-You're going without me?
1881
01:26:00,333 --> 01:26:01,417
Uh, yeah.
1882
01:26:01,583 --> 01:26:03,542
What happened to, like,
doing everything together?
1883
01:26:03,709 --> 01:26:05,625
He's gonna use those kids to distract you.
1884
01:26:05,709 --> 01:26:06,709
You need me.
1885
01:26:06,792 --> 01:26:09,291
I do need you, Jane. I need you alive.
1886
01:26:09,458 --> 01:26:10,917
It'd be great to have you
on the battlefield,
1887
01:26:11,000 --> 01:26:12,458
fighting Gorr side by side,
1888
01:26:12,625 --> 01:26:14,417
but that hammer is killing you.
1889
01:26:15,750 --> 01:26:17,000
Every time you use it,
1890
01:26:17,083 --> 01:26:18,750
it's draining all of your mortal strength,
1891
01:26:18,917 --> 01:26:21,083
leaving your body
unable to fight the cancer.
1892
01:26:21,875 --> 01:26:23,792
What happened to,
"Live like there's no tomorrow"?
1893
01:26:23,959 --> 01:26:25,834
Well, that's before I knew
you might not have one.
1894
01:26:26,000 --> 01:26:27,375
Why not have one more adventure?
1895
01:26:27,583 --> 01:26:29,709
Jane, if there's a chance to live,
you have to take it.
1896
01:26:29,875 --> 01:26:32,667
Spoken like a true Thor
who does not have cancer.
1897
01:26:32,750 --> 01:26:34,000
(SIGHS)
1898
01:26:36,208 --> 01:26:38,834
I know I seem like
some cool astrophysicist
1899
01:26:38,917 --> 01:26:40,166
from New Mexico,
1900
01:26:40,250 --> 01:26:42,917
just living the dream, but look at me.
1901
01:26:43,083 --> 01:26:46,750
I wanna keep fighting.
I'm the Mighty Thor.
1902
01:26:46,917 --> 01:26:48,125
And you want me not to do that?
1903
01:26:48,208 --> 01:26:50,917
What's the point of more time of this?
1904
01:26:51,959 --> 01:26:53,500
Because I love you.
1905
01:26:55,875 --> 01:26:57,750
(SIGHS) I've always loved you.
1906
01:26:58,834 --> 01:27:00,875
And this is a chance for us.
1907
01:27:01,583 --> 01:27:03,458
But if you pick up that damn hammer again,
1908
01:27:03,542 --> 01:27:05,083
then that chance is gone.
1909
01:27:05,166 --> 01:27:06,583
(SIGHING)
1910
01:27:08,917 --> 01:27:11,041
(SOFT SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
1911
01:27:17,166 --> 01:27:18,583
It's your choice, Jane.
1912
01:27:19,750 --> 01:27:21,375
But I'd regret it every single day
1913
01:27:21,458 --> 01:27:22,583
if I didn't ask you to stay here
1914
01:27:22,667 --> 01:27:24,542
so we could try and figure
this out together.
1915
01:27:27,750 --> 01:27:29,709
You better come back to me.
1916
01:27:30,625 --> 01:27:32,583
I'm coming back as soon as I can.
1917
01:27:35,125 --> 01:27:37,542
-(WHISPERS) Break a leg.
-I'll break all his legs.
1918
01:27:37,625 --> 01:27:39,166
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
1919
01:27:51,125 --> 01:27:52,291
Remember that the Gate to Eternity
1920
01:27:52,375 --> 01:27:53,375
is at the literal center
1921
01:27:53,458 --> 01:27:54,458
-of the universe.
-Universe. Yes.
1922
01:27:54,542 --> 01:27:55,875
If you go past the cluster of comets...
1923
01:27:55,959 --> 01:27:57,083
Yes, yes, I know. We've been over this.
1924
01:27:57,166 --> 01:27:58,250
I'm not gonna get lost.
1925
01:27:58,792 --> 01:28:01,208
So how you feeling
with the old stab wound?
1926
01:28:01,375 --> 01:28:02,500
I think I lost my kidney.
1927
01:28:02,583 --> 01:28:04,041
-Gone completely? Ugh.
-Mm.
1928
01:28:04,125 --> 01:28:05,208
I wish I could join you,
1929
01:28:05,291 --> 01:28:06,625
but I'd probably die,
1930
01:28:06,709 --> 01:28:07,959
and that won't help get the kids back,
1931
01:28:08,041 --> 01:28:09,458
so you'll have to go alone.
1932
01:28:10,083 --> 01:28:12,667
All you have to do is destroy that sword.
1933
01:28:12,834 --> 01:28:14,083
It's his source of power.
1934
01:28:14,166 --> 01:28:15,458
He won't survive long without it.
1935
01:28:17,458 --> 01:28:19,417
Hey. Don't die.
1936
01:28:19,792 --> 01:28:20,959
Yeah, I know.
1937
01:28:22,625 --> 01:28:24,834
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
1938
01:28:30,166 --> 01:28:32,375
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYING)
1939
01:28:51,625 --> 01:28:52,959
(CHILDREN GASPING)
1940
01:29:05,625 --> 01:29:07,917
(OMINOUS MUSIC CONTINUES)
1941
01:29:14,709 --> 01:29:16,709
Eternity.
1942
01:29:19,000 --> 01:29:20,417
Finally.
1943
01:29:26,959 --> 01:29:28,083
(GRUNTS)
1944
01:29:35,208 --> 01:29:36,458
Come on.
1945
01:29:44,125 --> 01:29:45,625
(RUMBLING)
1946
01:29:54,834 --> 01:29:56,542
(CHILDREN SCREAMING)
1947
01:29:56,625 --> 01:29:57,834
(SCREAMING STOPS)
1948
01:30:00,166 --> 01:30:02,208
-(CHILDREN WHIMPERING)
-(UPLIFTING MUSIC PLAYING)
1949
01:30:02,291 --> 01:30:03,291
THOR: Hey, kids.
1950
01:30:05,834 --> 01:30:07,166
I knew he'd come.
1951
01:30:07,917 --> 01:30:08,917
Go!
1952
01:30:09,083 --> 01:30:10,083
Go, kids!
1953
01:30:12,208 --> 01:30:13,458
(GRUNTS)
1954
01:30:19,208 --> 01:30:21,959
Everyone okay? All right,
gather round. Gather round.
1955
01:30:22,417 --> 01:30:25,166
Good to see you in person, buddy.
Good to see you.
1956
01:30:29,709 --> 01:30:31,709
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS)
1957
01:30:36,041 --> 01:30:37,375
All right, listen up. Here's the plan.
1958
01:30:37,542 --> 01:30:39,667
We're gonna sneak our way
towards Stormbreaker,
1959
01:30:39,834 --> 01:30:41,583
being very careful not to bump
1960
01:30:41,667 --> 01:30:43,750
into any of those big shadow monsters.
1961
01:30:44,041 --> 01:30:45,417
(CHILDREN WHIMPER)
1962
01:30:45,500 --> 01:30:46,667
They're behind me, aren't they?
1963
01:30:46,750 --> 01:30:48,208
(GROWLING IN DISTANCE)
1964
01:30:52,375 --> 01:30:53,875
Does anyone here have battle experience?
1965
01:30:53,959 --> 01:30:55,125
BOY: Battle experience?
1966
01:30:55,208 --> 01:30:57,166
Well, no time to learn like the present.
1967
01:30:57,333 --> 01:30:59,750
We're not strong like you.
We're just kids.
1968
01:30:59,834 --> 01:31:01,917
Hey, don't forget you're Asgardian kids.
1969
01:31:02,375 --> 01:31:04,041
I'm not. I'm just a Lycan kid.
1970
01:31:04,125 --> 01:31:05,375
And I'm a Midassian kid.
1971
01:31:05,458 --> 01:31:06,750
-BOY 2: I'm Falligarian.
-Okay, okay.
1972
01:31:06,834 --> 01:31:09,291
But today, you're Asgardians.
1973
01:31:09,458 --> 01:31:10,667
Now collect your weapons.
1974
01:31:10,750 --> 01:31:11,750
CHILDREN: What?
1975
01:31:11,917 --> 01:31:13,917
Go and find anything you can pick up.
1976
01:31:14,083 --> 01:31:15,083
Bring it back here.
1977
01:31:15,500 --> 01:31:16,834
Hurry, hurry!
1978
01:31:16,917 --> 01:31:18,542
-(INDISTINCT CHATTER)
-Okay, cool. Come on!
1979
01:31:19,792 --> 01:31:21,417
They're getting closer. Hurry up!
1980
01:31:21,583 --> 01:31:22,583
CHILD: Come on!
1981
01:31:22,667 --> 01:31:24,125
(ROUSING MUSIC PLAYING)
1982
01:31:24,208 --> 01:31:27,792
Today is a day
that will go down in history.
1983
01:31:28,750 --> 01:31:30,375
Today is the day they will talk about
1984
01:31:30,458 --> 01:31:31,959
for generations to come.
1985
01:31:32,125 --> 01:31:34,500
Today, we are Space Vikings!
1986
01:31:35,375 --> 01:31:37,208
Present arms!
1987
01:31:40,917 --> 01:31:41,917
(TOY SQUEAKS)
1988
01:31:42,583 --> 01:31:45,291
Whosoever holds these weapons,
and believes in getting home,
1989
01:31:45,458 --> 01:31:48,291
if they be true of heart
is therefore worthy,
1990
01:31:48,458 --> 01:31:49,917
and shall possess,
1991
01:31:50,917 --> 01:31:52,458
for limited time only,
1992
01:31:53,041 --> 01:31:56,709
the power of Thor!
1993
01:32:05,959 --> 01:32:07,208
General Axl...
1994
01:32:07,291 --> 01:32:08,834
(NOVEMBER RAIN BY GUNS N' ROSES PLAYING)
1995
01:32:08,917 --> 01:32:10,709
...lead your army to that axe.
1996
01:32:11,417 --> 01:32:12,875
We shall do our worst.
1997
01:32:14,375 --> 01:32:15,667
For Asgard.
1998
01:32:16,625 --> 01:32:18,917
(ALL YELLING)
1999
01:32:27,250 --> 01:32:28,709
(NOVEMBER RAIN'S
OUTRO GUITAR SOLO PLAYING)
2000
01:32:28,792 --> 01:32:30,041
(THOR GRUNTS)
2001
01:32:38,333 --> 01:32:40,125
(CREATURE SNARLS)
2002
01:33:18,291 --> 01:33:20,583
(YELLING)
2003
01:33:31,208 --> 01:33:32,917
(GASPS)
2004
01:33:34,000 --> 01:33:35,083
-(GRUNTS)
-(JANE GASPS)
2005
01:33:37,041 --> 01:33:38,417
(GASPING)
2006
01:33:42,834 --> 01:33:44,291
(SOFT RUMBLING)
2007
01:33:46,125 --> 01:33:47,750
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
2008
01:33:51,875 --> 01:33:52,959
(GRUNTS)
2009
01:33:53,917 --> 01:33:55,208
(SONG ENDS)
2010
01:33:55,667 --> 01:33:56,792
(YELLS)
2011
01:33:58,959 --> 01:34:00,000
(STRAINING)
2012
01:34:00,750 --> 01:34:03,333
(YELLING)
2013
01:34:07,250 --> 01:34:08,667
(STRAINING)
2014
01:34:09,291 --> 01:34:10,291
(GORR GRUNTS)
2015
01:34:10,375 --> 01:34:11,875
(DRAMATIC CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING)
2016
01:34:11,959 --> 01:34:13,125
CHILDREN: Yeah!
2017
01:34:15,583 --> 01:34:16,583
No.
2018
01:34:19,417 --> 01:34:20,625
(HORSE WHINNIES)
2019
01:34:22,625 --> 01:34:25,000
(PENSIVE CHORAL MUSIC PLAYS)
2020
01:34:27,375 --> 01:34:28,375
(SIGHS)
2021
01:34:30,959 --> 01:34:32,375
Jane.
2022
01:34:38,583 --> 01:34:40,417
(ALL GRUNTING)
2023
01:34:40,500 --> 01:34:42,750
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
2024
01:34:49,375 --> 01:34:50,959
We destroy that sword and he's dead.
2025
01:34:51,125 --> 01:34:53,250
The gateway's almost open.
You gotta stop Stormbreaker.
2026
01:34:53,959 --> 01:34:55,291
It's okay. I got him.
2027
01:34:56,834 --> 01:34:59,125
(CHILDREN GRUNTING)
2028
01:35:03,333 --> 01:35:04,834
Stormbreaker, stop this!
2029
01:35:05,583 --> 01:35:07,208
Get a hold of yourself.
Look what you're doing!
2030
01:35:07,291 --> 01:35:08,709
I'm gonna get you out of there.
2031
01:35:08,792 --> 01:35:10,542
(GRUNTING) Come on.
2032
01:35:10,625 --> 01:35:12,500
Come on, buddy. (YELPS)
2033
01:35:12,583 --> 01:35:14,667
(BOTH GRUNTING)
2034
01:35:17,208 --> 01:35:20,625
Let go of my friend.
2035
01:35:24,792 --> 01:35:26,291
You've lost, Lady Thor.
2036
01:35:32,166 --> 01:35:33,166
(GRUNTS)
2037
01:35:33,709 --> 01:35:34,709
First off,
2038
01:35:35,125 --> 01:35:37,750
the name is Mighty Thor.
2039
01:35:39,250 --> 01:35:40,625
And secondly,
2040
01:35:40,792 --> 01:35:43,333
if you can't say Mighty Thor, (GRUNTS)
2041
01:35:43,792 --> 01:35:47,417
I'll accept Doctor Jane Foster.
2042
01:35:51,417 --> 01:35:52,625
And thirdly,
2043
01:35:53,333 --> 01:35:56,208
eat my hammer!
2044
01:35:56,583 --> 01:35:58,208
(YELLING)
2045
01:36:04,500 --> 01:36:06,834
Stormbreaker!
2046
01:36:11,166 --> 01:36:12,417
I knew you could do it.
2047
01:36:13,542 --> 01:36:15,500
Axl! Get them home!
2048
01:36:19,458 --> 01:36:21,792
(TRIUMPHANT MUSIC PLAYS)
2049
01:36:25,333 --> 01:36:26,417
(MUSIC FADES)
2050
01:36:33,500 --> 01:36:34,792
(BOTH GRUNTING)
2051
01:36:40,500 --> 01:36:42,041
(GORR YELLS)
2052
01:36:42,125 --> 01:36:44,375
(INDISTINCT WHISPERING)
2053
01:36:47,625 --> 01:36:49,959
(PENSIVE CHORAL MUSIC PLAYING)
2054
01:36:56,542 --> 01:36:58,542
(YELLING)
2055
01:37:00,417 --> 01:37:01,458
(GRUNTS)
2056
01:37:44,291 --> 01:37:46,583
(HEROIC MUSIC PLAYING)
2057
01:37:57,166 --> 01:37:58,166
(GRUNTS)
2058
01:37:58,250 --> 01:38:00,166
(PANTING)
2059
01:38:00,917 --> 01:38:02,458
(SHUDDERING)
2060
01:38:04,542 --> 01:38:05,667
Jane?
2061
01:38:06,166 --> 01:38:07,166
I'm okay.
2062
01:38:07,542 --> 01:38:08,834
You have to stop him.
2063
01:38:13,583 --> 01:38:14,917
(WHOOSHING)
2064
01:38:39,125 --> 01:38:40,500
Gorr! Stop!
2065
01:38:42,500 --> 01:38:44,375
(BREATHING HEAVILY)
2066
01:38:45,166 --> 01:38:47,291
What kind of father would I be
2067
01:38:47,875 --> 01:38:49,458
if I stopped?
2068
01:38:53,375 --> 01:38:56,583
I know your pain, but this isn't the way.
2069
01:38:58,542 --> 01:39:01,458
It's not death or revenge that you seek.
2070
01:39:04,208 --> 01:39:06,542
What do I seek?
2071
01:39:10,041 --> 01:39:12,458
(JANE BREATHING HEAVILY)
2072
01:39:20,041 --> 01:39:21,291
You seek love.
2073
01:39:24,667 --> 01:39:25,959
Love?
2074
01:39:27,000 --> 01:39:29,000
Why should I seek love?
2075
01:39:29,709 --> 01:39:31,542
Because it's all any of us want.
2076
01:39:34,000 --> 01:39:35,166
GORR: How
2077
01:39:35,333 --> 01:39:39,041
dare you turn your back on me?
2078
01:39:40,583 --> 01:39:42,375
You've won, Gorr.
2079
01:39:42,542 --> 01:39:44,375
Why would I spend my last moments with you
2080
01:39:44,458 --> 01:39:45,917
when I can be with her?
2081
01:39:47,291 --> 01:39:48,792
I choose love.
2082
01:39:49,000 --> 01:39:51,834
You can, too. You can bring her back.
2083
01:39:55,750 --> 01:39:57,458
Make your wish.
2084
01:40:02,834 --> 01:40:04,917
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
2085
01:40:20,291 --> 01:40:22,500
(GROANING)
2086
01:40:24,041 --> 01:40:26,041
(SOBS AND COUGHS)
2087
01:40:28,667 --> 01:40:30,041
I'm dying.
2088
01:40:31,500 --> 01:40:33,125
She would have no one.
2089
01:40:34,375 --> 01:40:36,166
She would be alone.
2090
01:40:41,750 --> 01:40:42,834
(JANE SIGHS)
2091
01:40:43,500 --> 01:40:45,500
She won't be alone.
2092
01:40:49,792 --> 01:40:51,125
(SHUDDERS)
2093
01:40:53,250 --> 01:40:55,458
(SOFT MUSIC CONTINUES)
2094
01:40:58,375 --> 01:40:59,792
(INHALES SHARPLY)
2095
01:41:06,166 --> 01:41:07,166
(GRUNTS)
2096
01:41:07,667 --> 01:41:09,667
(SOFT CHIMING)
2097
01:41:22,542 --> 01:41:24,583
(MUSIC BUILDS TO CLIMAX)
2098
01:41:24,667 --> 01:41:25,667
(WHOOSHING)
2099
01:41:25,750 --> 01:41:26,959
(DISTANT RUMBLE)
2100
01:41:35,375 --> 01:41:36,667
(WATER SLOSHES)
2101
01:41:42,000 --> 01:41:44,208
(EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)
2102
01:41:49,875 --> 01:41:51,041
(WEAKLY) Oh.
2103
01:41:52,333 --> 01:41:54,000
(CHUCKLES TEARFULLY)
2104
01:41:55,917 --> 01:41:57,083
My love.
2105
01:41:58,542 --> 01:42:00,291
(CRYING)
2106
01:42:05,041 --> 01:42:06,542
(CONTINUES CRYING)
2107
01:42:07,166 --> 01:42:09,083
I've missed you so much.
2108
01:42:11,959 --> 01:42:13,583
I missed you too.
2109
01:42:17,125 --> 01:42:18,375
I'm so sorry.
2110
01:42:18,458 --> 01:42:19,542
It's okay.
2111
01:42:21,625 --> 01:42:24,041
JANE: Ever since I picked up that hammer,
2112
01:42:25,875 --> 01:42:27,208
it's like
2113
01:42:27,959 --> 01:42:29,417
I've gotten an extra life.
2114
01:42:30,875 --> 01:42:32,792
And it was...
2115
01:42:33,375 --> 01:42:34,417
(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
2116
01:42:34,500 --> 01:42:36,000
magical.
2117
01:42:36,834 --> 01:42:38,250
(JANE SIGHS WEAKLY)
2118
01:42:38,875 --> 01:42:40,917
Not too bad for a human.
2119
01:42:42,583 --> 01:42:44,125
Not too bad for a god.
2120
01:42:45,083 --> 01:42:49,041
Hey. I think I figured out my catchphrase.
2121
01:42:49,458 --> 01:42:51,041
-Oh, yeah? What is it?
-Come close...
2122
01:42:52,500 --> 01:42:53,625
(WHISPERS QUIETLY)
2123
01:42:53,917 --> 01:42:55,208
(THOR SNICKERS)
2124
01:42:56,375 --> 01:42:58,166
(KISSES) It's perfect.
2125
01:42:58,333 --> 01:42:59,625
It's the best one yet.
2126
01:42:59,792 --> 01:43:01,000
(LAUGHING) Thanks.
2127
01:43:05,333 --> 01:43:06,417
(JANE SNIFFLES)
2128
01:43:09,083 --> 01:43:11,333
Keep your heart open.
2129
01:43:16,834 --> 01:43:18,333
I love you.
2130
01:43:19,500 --> 01:43:21,000
I love you, too.
2131
01:43:21,083 --> 01:43:23,291
(SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING)
2132
01:43:52,291 --> 01:43:53,583
(SIGHS)
2133
01:43:56,208 --> 01:43:58,208
(GORR SHUDDERING SOFTLY)
2134
01:44:06,667 --> 01:44:08,166
Protect her.
2135
01:44:09,709 --> 01:44:11,083
Protect my love.
2136
01:44:19,750 --> 01:44:22,166
(SOMBER MUSIC CONTINUES)
2137
01:44:45,041 --> 01:44:48,875
KORG: Let me tell you the legend
of the Space Viking,
2138
01:44:49,667 --> 01:44:54,875
AKA the Mighty Thor, AKA Dr. Jane Foster.
2139
01:44:57,125 --> 01:44:59,583
Her sacrifice saved the universe
2140
01:44:59,750 --> 01:45:03,375
and taught us all
what it means to be worthy.
2141
01:45:03,917 --> 01:45:05,834
She helped the children of the gods
2142
01:45:06,000 --> 01:45:08,291
who laser-beamed their way back home
2143
01:45:08,458 --> 01:45:10,375
to their dozy little fishing village
2144
01:45:10,458 --> 01:45:12,375
turned tourist destination.
2145
01:45:12,583 --> 01:45:14,625
-(HAPPY CHATTER)
-WOMAN: (GASPS) Axl!
2146
01:45:14,709 --> 01:45:16,166
I missed you.
2147
01:45:16,542 --> 01:45:17,875
-Are you okay?
-I'm fine. I'm okay.
2148
01:45:17,959 --> 01:45:19,083
-Are you sure?
-I'm okay.
2149
01:45:19,250 --> 01:45:20,750
KORG: The kids were safe to be kids again.
2150
01:45:20,834 --> 01:45:22,208
VALKYRIE: Louder, three!
2151
01:45:22,291 --> 01:45:23,709
(CHILDREN GRUNTING)
2152
01:45:23,792 --> 01:45:24,792
Widen your stance.
2153
01:45:24,875 --> 01:45:27,000
KORG: Especially after
their king made them all go
2154
01:45:27,083 --> 01:45:28,417
to self-defense classes.
2155
01:45:28,583 --> 01:45:30,458
Look at all those budding Space Vikings.
2156
01:45:30,542 --> 01:45:31,667
And the most important part.
2157
01:45:32,166 --> 01:45:33,458
The war cry!
2158
01:45:33,542 --> 01:45:34,917
(CHILDREN SCREAM)
2159
01:45:35,000 --> 01:45:36,333
KORG: Even Heimdall's son,
2160
01:45:36,417 --> 01:45:38,083
Axl Heimdallson,
2161
01:45:38,250 --> 01:45:40,458
who could now do
his dad's freaky eye magic,
2162
01:45:40,625 --> 01:45:42,458
was becoming quite the warrior.
2163
01:45:42,917 --> 01:45:45,083
The future of Asgard was secure.
2164
01:45:45,166 --> 01:45:46,792
(KORG AND FRIEND SINGING)
2165
01:45:46,875 --> 01:45:49,834
KORG: Speaking of futures,
I was forging one of my own,
2166
01:45:50,000 --> 01:45:51,458
now that my body's grown back,
2167
01:45:52,375 --> 01:45:54,542
with a dude I met called Dwayne.
2168
01:45:56,166 --> 01:45:57,792
And what about Thor, you ask?
2169
01:45:58,375 --> 01:46:00,500
He embarked on a new journey
2170
01:46:00,667 --> 01:46:02,792
because he had found
something to live for,
2171
01:46:02,875 --> 01:46:05,041
something to love for.
2172
01:46:05,208 --> 01:46:07,083
A little someone who turned him
2173
01:46:07,166 --> 01:46:09,709
from Sad God into Dad God.
2174
01:46:09,875 --> 01:46:12,458
Breakfast is served.
Bon appétit. (CHUCKLES)
2175
01:46:12,542 --> 01:46:14,500
Hello. There you go.
2176
01:46:14,667 --> 01:46:16,667
Hey. Breakfast.
2177
01:46:17,083 --> 01:46:19,583
Excuse me. What is that?
2178
01:46:19,750 --> 01:46:21,583
They're pan-flaps. From Earth.
2179
01:46:21,750 --> 01:46:23,583
I don't think I like pan-flaps.
2180
01:46:23,750 --> 01:46:24,750
-You love them.
-No, I don't.
2181
01:46:24,834 --> 01:46:25,834
Yes, you do.
2182
01:46:25,917 --> 01:46:26,917
I've never had that in my life.
2183
01:46:27,000 --> 01:46:28,542
Come on. Eat up. We have to go.
We're gonna be late.
2184
01:46:28,625 --> 01:46:29,625
Now where are your boots?
2185
01:46:29,875 --> 01:46:31,834
(IN SINGSONG) I'm wearing them.
2186
01:46:32,166 --> 01:46:33,333
You're not wearing those.
2187
01:46:33,500 --> 01:46:35,166
-Yes, I am.
-No, you're not.
2188
01:46:35,250 --> 01:46:36,417
Yes, I am.
2189
01:46:36,583 --> 01:46:37,625
No. You're not.
2190
01:46:37,792 --> 01:46:38,959
(IN NORMAL TONE) Go to hell, demon!
2191
01:46:40,875 --> 01:46:42,125
Wow!
2192
01:46:42,208 --> 01:46:44,875
Brand new, now destroyed.
Thank you very much.
2193
01:46:45,041 --> 01:46:46,875
You know what? You wear what you want.
2194
01:46:46,959 --> 01:46:48,000
Don't come complaining to me
2195
01:46:48,083 --> 01:46:49,083
when your feet get sore, all right?
2196
01:46:49,166 --> 01:46:50,917
You'll get no sympathy here from me.
2197
01:46:51,000 --> 01:46:53,166
Fine, I'll wear the boots.
2198
01:46:53,250 --> 01:46:54,250
Thank you.
2199
01:46:54,417 --> 01:46:56,166
Remember what my mother used to tell me.
2200
01:46:56,333 --> 01:46:57,375
Listen to the grown-ups,
2201
01:46:57,542 --> 01:46:59,583
and if you see anyone scared
or being picked on,
2202
01:46:59,750 --> 01:47:01,083
-you look after them, okay?
-Okay.
2203
01:47:01,250 --> 01:47:02,625
And most of all, have fun.
2204
01:47:02,792 --> 01:47:04,333
-Gotcha.
-Gotcha.
2205
01:47:04,500 --> 01:47:06,500
Now where is Mjolnir? Where did I put him?
2206
01:47:06,667 --> 01:47:07,917
Over there. Sleeping in the bed.
2207
01:47:08,000 --> 01:47:09,166
In the bed.
2208
01:47:10,750 --> 01:47:11,750
Oh, wow.
2209
01:47:14,208 --> 01:47:16,000
That is not coming off.
2210
01:47:16,750 --> 01:47:18,166
What did you do?
2211
01:47:18,291 --> 01:47:20,250
Eh, she looked boring before.
2212
01:47:21,333 --> 01:47:22,834
Yeah. Suppose it did.
2213
01:47:23,000 --> 01:47:24,250
I love it. (CHUCKLES)
2214
01:47:24,333 --> 01:47:25,542
Very creative.
2215
01:47:25,834 --> 01:47:27,208
(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
2216
01:47:29,667 --> 01:47:30,667
Okay.
2217
01:47:31,333 --> 01:47:32,542
Now, you see the aliens down there?
2218
01:47:32,709 --> 01:47:34,083
The stripy ones?
2219
01:47:34,166 --> 01:47:35,750
-They look nice.
-Yeah, they are nice.
2220
01:47:35,834 --> 01:47:36,959
That's why we have to look after them.
2221
01:47:37,041 --> 01:47:38,875
Got it. Protect the nice ones.
2222
01:47:40,041 --> 01:47:41,041
I love you, sweetie.
2223
01:47:41,208 --> 01:47:42,417
Love you, Uncle Thor.
2224
01:47:42,500 --> 01:47:45,375
(SWEET CHILD O' MINE
BY GUNS N' ROSES PLAYING)
2225
01:47:45,458 --> 01:47:47,041
KORG: They will always be there for us.
2226
01:47:47,125 --> 01:47:50,375
The Space Viking and his girl,
born from Eternity.
2227
01:47:50,458 --> 01:47:52,792
With the powers of a god.
2228
01:47:55,250 --> 01:47:56,875
Two warriors
2229
01:47:57,041 --> 01:47:58,458
fighting the good fight
2230
01:47:58,542 --> 01:48:00,166
for those who can't fight good.
2231
01:48:05,834 --> 01:48:07,458
-(YELLING)
-They have traveled far,
2232
01:48:07,542 --> 01:48:09,458
and have been given many names.
2233
01:48:10,125 --> 01:48:12,542
But to those who know them best,
2234
01:48:12,709 --> 01:48:14,375
they are simply known
2235
01:48:14,542 --> 01:48:16,542
as Love and Thunder.
2236
01:49:10,291 --> 01:49:12,291
(INSTRUMENTAL BREAK)
2237
01:50:01,083 --> 01:50:04,333
(SONG FADES)
2238
01:50:04,417 --> 01:50:06,750
ZEUS: It used to be that being a god,
2239
01:50:06,834 --> 01:50:08,417
it meant something.
2240
01:50:08,500 --> 01:50:10,125
(SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
2241
01:50:10,208 --> 01:50:12,250
People would whisper your name
2242
01:50:12,834 --> 01:50:16,750
before sharing their deepest
hopes and dreams.
2243
01:50:17,834 --> 01:50:20,166
They begged you for mercy
2244
01:50:20,834 --> 01:50:23,583
without ever knowing if
you were actually listening.
2245
01:50:23,667 --> 01:50:24,834
(CHUCKLES)
2246
01:50:25,959 --> 01:50:26,959
Now,
2247
01:50:27,667 --> 01:50:29,583
you know, they look to the sky,
2248
01:50:30,375 --> 01:50:32,625
they don't ask us for lightning.
2249
01:50:33,291 --> 01:50:35,625
They don't ask us for rain.
2250
01:50:36,333 --> 01:50:40,667
They just want to see one of
their so-called superheroes.
2251
01:50:43,959 --> 01:50:46,333
When did we become the joke?
2252
01:50:49,417 --> 01:50:50,667
No.
2253
01:50:51,625 --> 01:50:53,083
No more.
2254
01:50:54,625 --> 01:50:57,208
They will fear us again
2255
01:50:57,709 --> 01:51:00,667
when Thor Odinson falls from the sky.
2256
01:51:00,750 --> 01:51:02,500
(MUSIC BUILDING UP)
2257
01:51:03,917 --> 01:51:06,792
Do you understand me, Hercules?
2258
01:51:07,333 --> 01:51:09,750
Do you understand me, my son?
2259
01:51:10,041 --> 01:51:11,458
Yes, Father.
2260
01:51:11,792 --> 01:51:14,208
(RAINBOW IN THE DARK BY DIO PLAYING)
2261
01:53:13,166 --> 01:53:14,375
(SONG FADES)
2262
01:53:14,458 --> 01:53:17,125
(DRAMATIC MUSIC INTRO PLAYING)
2263
01:53:41,750 --> 01:53:44,583
(HEROIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
2264
01:55:41,875 --> 01:55:44,291
(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
2265
01:57:43,542 --> 01:57:45,542
(SOFT CHIMING)
2266
01:57:48,625 --> 01:57:51,000
(ETHEREAL MUSIC PLAYING)
2267
01:57:52,291 --> 01:57:53,625
(GASPING)
2268
01:57:53,709 --> 01:57:54,709
Huh?
2269
01:57:56,875 --> 01:57:58,291
(SHUDDERS)
2270
01:57:58,917 --> 01:57:59,917
What?
2271
01:58:00,959 --> 01:58:02,625
Oh. Hey.
2272
01:58:04,041 --> 01:58:05,542
Jane Foster.
2273
01:58:06,417 --> 01:58:07,959
Heimdall.
2274
01:58:08,417 --> 01:58:09,792
I see you're dead now.
2275
01:58:10,000 --> 01:58:11,792
(SIGHS) Yeah.
2276
01:58:12,417 --> 01:58:14,417
Thank you for looking after my son.
2277
01:58:15,166 --> 01:58:17,792
You are very welcome here,
to the land of the gods.
2278
01:58:22,542 --> 01:58:24,291
Welcome to Valhalla.
2279
01:58:25,917 --> 01:58:27,333
(MUSIC ENDS IN FLOURISH)
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