All language subtitles for The.Peanut.Butter.Falcon.2019.1080p.BluRay.x265-RARBG_2_English

- Hi.
- Well, hey, there, Zak.

How are you doing?

I'm good, thank you.

Hmm.

I meant your pudding.

Oh, silly me.
Here's your pudding.

Thank you,
and have a nice day.

Well, you do the same, hon.

What a great style.

I thought you had...
Well, you have that.

Oh, my God,

if you could get me
a little bit of a refill,

that would make it 110%...

You want a little
spice in there?

- Yes, ma'am.
- Mmm-hmm.

Hey, Zak,
that is so sweet of you

to give Rosemary your pudding.

That's why I'm being
a very nice guy.

Now.

Give me a hand.
I got you.

Zak!

I don't know.
I'd love to have a nickel

for every goddamn time
we've had to watch this tape.

I'd be a rich 'un.

Salt Water, some people claim

the Atomic Throw
is impossible.

Those people are wimps!

If you believe in yourself,

like the Salt Water Redneck
believes in himself,

you too can learn the moves,
the skills,

the Atomic Throw.

Some of these moves
are outlawed

in international countries.

We have watched that throw
10 times today already.

I love Salt Water Redneck,

and he is my hero,

and he is totally...
He is totally a badass.

And he is the greatest
person ever.

That's it.

And you will be
the next badass.

Zak, both you and Rosemary

have lost your privileges
for the week.

Oh, I really don't care.

Oh.

I got the solution
for that.

Move Rosemary in here
with him and I.

I can keep an eye
on both of them.

Huh!

That'd be great.

Okay. I'll set that right up.

Yeah, sure.

Zak, this is not a joke.

That's twice now, two times
that you've tried to run.

And now I have to
label you a flight risk.

That sucks.

Is this what you gave
to Rosemary to convince her

to pretend to be choking?

Yes, it is.

It's really creative.

Thank you.

Not just creative.
It's genius.

You know why?
That's an advertisement

for what he wants to do
with the rest of his life!

- Carl.
- I don't know her.

I am young,

and I am not old.

Carl is old.

And we are different.

And I don't know why
I am here.

I wish I had a better option
for you, Zak.

But I don't.

You don't have a family
that can provide

adequate supervision for you.

I know. So the state
has to put you somewhere,

and this just happens
to be that place.

You been here two years?

Two and a half years.

We got to fix that.

Just try to be good, okay?

Look at me.

Tell me you'll try.

Fine.

Tyler.

Hey, Tyler.

Yo.

Duncan and Ratboy
are looking for you.

And they're going
to beat your ass.

They're going to kill you
if you keep shitting

- with their crab pot.
- All right.

Turn that damn box off

and listen to what
I'm telling you, boy.

You been stealing
their damn crab pots.

You know what that's going
to cost me?

It's going to cost me
my damn license

for this building here.

What seems to be your problem?

Best thing for you to do
is just quit

with them damn fish and leave.

Go home. Go, just go.
You done pissed me off now.

- Let me finish the fish...
- Go. Get.

Yeah, I know what I said.

Go. Just go.

Let me fix that hoist motor
and I'll leave.

The hoist motor's been fixed.

I need a job, Winkie.

You just go.

Hey, man.

You can't be bringing me
illegal stuff no more.

Duncan's fishing
on Mark's license.

What am I supposed to do?

- I would have bought it if...
- Hey, hey, hey.

Mark wouldn't want you
to do this.

He's your brother and
he's looking down from above,

thinking about you.

Thinking about the wrong
you're doing.

Get your life together.

Get it in order.

Mark would be proud of you
if you did that.

He'd be very proud of you
if you did.

Come on.

Bedtime, retard.

You put this all over
your body. It's soap.

It'll make you slippery.

I was an engineer before.

I don't know
if I ever told you that.

But that's as good
as I could get.

Just slip through there,

and off you go on your way.

Okay, bud?

Carl, you are my best friend.

And... And you are my family.

Well, that's it.

Friends are the family
you choose.

And, Carl?

You are invited
to my birthday party.

Oh, God. Thank you.

I'm there.

Go kick some ass.

You pulled my pots?

Huh?

You stealing crab now?

I'm been laying pots here
for years.

Come on, Dunc!

Powell's Point was Mark's,
but Mark is gone.

Can't lay traps here no more.

Well, I guess, uh, taking shit
that don't belong to you

runs in the family, you know.

You bitch.

You got no license now.

You know how things
are done around here, Tyler.

There's 10 crabbing licenses
to go around Deer County.

Put them hands on him, Dunc!

Get him!

This one used to
belong to Mark,

but now it says Duncan...

Kick him again, Dunc!

You owe me 20 pots.

Touch my gear again,

I shit you not, I'll bash your
skull in with a tire iron.

You hear that? You can't fish,

and you sure as shit
can't fight.

You're still doing accounting.

Zak?

Shit.

Carl.

What?

Explain. What happened?

Don't look at me.

You were with the boy
every day.

He's incredibly strong.

E.
- What?

Lee wants to see your ass
in his office right now.

We are so screwed.

I'm not done with you.

I had nothing to do with it.

You're a dead man, Tyler!

Shh!

Who are you?

Uh...

Fucking...

Go, go, go, go, go.

Yeah.

Oh, hell, yeah.
Continental breakfast.

Mmm-hmm. Listen, I...
I got to go.

All right. Bye.

- A flight risk?
- Yes, I...

Looks like all that
family money of yours

bought you a degree but didn't
get you no common sense.

- I don't think that...
- Oh, don't speak.

You let a half-naked boy
with Down syndrome

who has no money, no family,

and no idea how to get along
in this world

just slip out from under
your nose into thin air.

And you have no idea
where he is?

Where he's at?
Who he might be with?

- Actually, I...
- The nurses tell me

you two are close.

We are.

Well, then you'll figure out
where he's at

and you'll bring him back
before I have to report this

to the state.

No, Glen,
you have to report this.

He's missing.

Find him.

You know that's just
trespassing, don't you?

We have about 30 minutes

before this whole
shit's underwater.

Uh, excuse me!

Will you please help me?

I'm scared. I can't swim.

Are you following me?

You ain't got a lick
of water on you, do you?

When I can leave you, I will.

I feel great to go to

Salt Water Redneck
Wrestling School.

And everybody's going to say,
"Zak is awesome."

I'm going to throw the people
out the ring.

It'll be the Atomic Throw.

And I can fight
all my friends.

We'll have a party.
Having a good time.

And I feel great.

Come to my wrestling school

in Ayden, North Carolina.

And become a disciple
of Salt Water Redneck.

You can become
not only a badass,

the badass.

You will learn.

The end of the road.

- You know my name?
- No.

Good.

This never happened, okay?

- Okay.
- Okay.

Hey.

Can I come with you?

Why would I need you
to come with me?

Maybe we could be friends,

and buddies, bro dawgs,

and hang and chill.

Have a good time.

Be good.

Hey!

Do you want to come
to my birthday party?

Is she a good dog?

Good enough.

She don't run away,

so I guess
that makes her mine.

My wife's long gone.

My kids are grown.

We look out for each other.

That's all right.

Crazy, ain't it?

- What's that?
- That fire down at the docks.

There was a fire at the docks?

Yeah.

No shit. I didn't hear
nothing about that.

Yeah. It started out small,

but got out of hand
pretty fast.

Did it?

Some of them boys
are out right now

trying to catch the guy
that lit it.

They set up a roadblock
down 158.

- 158, huh?
- Yeah.

Shit, you know what?
I left something back there.

I got to go back.

You sure you don't want a ride
all the way into town?

No, I forgot something
back there.

I'm going right there.

Oh, I appreciate it, thanks.

Jump, retard, jump.

No, I'm not gonna do it.

I thought you were
a retard, not a pussy.

- No, I'm not.
- Hey!

- Come on, jump.
- No.

- Do it!
- Hey, he can't swim.

Like I care, dipshit.

Come on, let's go.

- What?
- You heard me.

- No. No.
- Hey!

- Come on, do it. Jump.
- I am not going to do it.

- Come on, man.
- I said he can't swim.

- Too bad. Do it.
- Hey!

Jump, retard.

Didn't I just say...

You said there're wrestling
schools in Ayden?

Yes.

We're in Manteo.
That's right here.

One long road leads
all the way down to Florida.

That's where I'm going.

Where you're going is Ayden.

That's where
the wrestling school is

you're talking about.

You see that? It's on the way.

You bullshitting me
about this wrestling school?

You swear to God?

Yes, I swear to God

I have proof on the videotape.

All right.

I'll drop you there, then.

I ain't doing no charity shit.
It's just on my way.

Get up.

So what is your name?

Tyler.

That is a very cool name.

Excuse me.

Have you seen
this young man anywhere?

Have you seen him anywhere?
His name's Zak.

Sorry to bother you.

I'm just wondering if you have
seen this young man anywhere.

My name's Eleanor.
I wrote it down right there.

You see a dude
come through here?

About this tall? Beard?

A real piece of shit.
You seen him?

Huh? What happened
to your face?

What happened to your face?

You seen him? Huh?

Where'd he go?

Tell me.

What'd they know?

They ain't seen shit.

Hey, Tyler.

My feet hurt.

Do you have a car?

Tyler?

Can we walk on the road?

Uh, excuse me?

Will you please answer me?

Let me tell you something.
I'mma tell you a story.

I'm gonna tell you a story.

When I was younger,
my brother and I were camping

at this place
called Caffey's Inlet,

and there was
a big-ass hornet's nest

down by the water.

So I walked over to them
all excited.

I'm young, I'm into baseball.

And I hit that son of a bitch
like a fucking home run.

And it exploded on me,
and I got stung up real bad.

My face swelled up,
my eyes got real tight,

and I couldn't see shit.

Walked back into camp and
my brother Mark said to me,

"You keep stirring up shit,

"you're gonna
get yourself killed, boy."

You understand
what I'm saying?

You ever kick a hornet's nest?

Last night.

You hit a hornet's nest
last night?

Last night.

So you understand why we can't
go up on that road then?

Stop with this "Tyler" shit.

We're gonna be quiet
the rest of the way.

- Tyler.
- Oh, my...

Finish what you got to say.

Finish what you have to say,
and then we'll walk on silent.

We're not gonna
do this no more.

"Tyler, Tyler, Tyler,
Tyler," what?

I want you to know about me.

I am a Down syndrome person.

I don't really give a shit.

Do you got supplies on you?

That's what we need, don't we?

You got supplies?

- No.
- No, you don't.

No, you don't.

No more, "Tyler, Tyler."
No more.

You got any money?

No. No, I have no money,
and I got no pockets.

I'm gonna give you pockets.

There's pockets.

I'm going to go in there
and get essentials.

- Can I come?
- No.

- That'll be, uh...
- Let me get a sandwich.

All right, then.

That'll be...

$13.83.

What?

Well, son,

that sandwich alone
is four dollars.

Well, forget the sandwich.
How much now?

And your Ding Dongs,
they're two dollar apiece.

And that's another $1.35.

All right,
how about, uh...

That, just that?

Three dollars.
And call it even.

Peanut butter.

Yeah, all right. That'll work.

Just the peanut butter
and fishhooks.

Yes, sir.

Uh, pardon me
if I seem alarmed but,

I don't normally negotiate
with fellas if they got

- shotguns all over their back.
- Oh, shit.

I understand.

- Ooh, thank you.
- Yeah, you're welcome.

Hey, you got any of the, uh...

You got any of them two-dollar
airplane whiskeys back there?

No, but, uh...

I got this.

- Oh, I can't afford that.
- It's on me, son.

It looks like you might
need it more than I do.

I'm just going to get a little
swig to calm my nerves.

Sure. Yeah.

You made it?

I did, sir.

Ooh!

Yeah, you did.

Ma'am.

Gentlemen.

Sorry.

Ma'am, you'll have to
forgive me for staring at you,

but you're one of
the prettiest women

I've seen in ages.

Where did you
blow in here from?

- Richmond. Mmm-hmm.
- Richmond? That's nice.

So you, uh,
you graduated JMU, or GW?

GW.

Yeah. Yeah, you got
that look about you.

Oh, yeah?
What kind of look is that?

You know, just, uh, "excited
to be alive" kind of look.

What you doing up here?

You're nosy, aren't you?

Yeah, nosy.
That's the word for it.

Nosy. Or interested.

- Interested?
- Yeah. Interested.

Are you interested?

No, I'm working.

Working.
What, you working crab boats?

No.

I know, that's funny,
because you...

I know why you think
that's funny.

Oh, you're trouble. I see.

Okay, you don't like jokes.

I'm looking for
a missing person.

Have either
of you gentlemen...

I'm assuming I can use
the word "gentlemen."

- Have you seen him?
- No.

I ain't... I ain't seen him.

Have you seen him?

Why? What'd he do?

He ran away from
the nursing home I work at.

Why? Have you seen him?

So you got some kind
of reward?

No.

What are you?
Are you a bounty hunter?

Would I be a bounty hunter if
I just said there's no bounty?

No. What are you, his sister?
Minder or something?

Not that it's any
of your business,

but I care about him,
and he's alone,

- and I want to find him.
- Maybe.

- Maybe? Maybe what?
- Yeah, yeah.

Well, maybe he's alone.
Maybe he ain't alone.

You know, you don't know.

What if he's living
the American dream and,

you know, he just, uh, ran
into a bunch of hitchhikers?

You know, like the Mark Twain
story or something.

Mmm-hmm.

You like Mark Twain?

- Thank you.
- You like Louis L'Amour?

You got a phone number?

Yeah, I got a phone number.

Yeah? You gonna give it to me?

So I find him, what you want
me to do? Just holler for you?

- Yeah, just do that.
- Yeah? You got a name?

- Yeah, I got a name.
- What is it?

Eleanor.

Eleanor.

All right, partner.

Come back.

You're a goddamn criminal.

You're a goddamn criminal,
ain't you?

Fugitive,
little man on the lam.

Met your girlfriend
back there, Eleanor.

Cute one from
the old folks' home.

She likes you quite a bit.

Got a picture of you and
everything, showing everybody.

That's not a bad thing.

As far as I'm concerned,
it's a good thing.

See, we're going
70 miles upriver.

We need a tie that binds.

And this right here,
you being a wanted man,

this is it, just the kind
of tie we needed.

Hell, yeah.
Two bandits on the run.

- Oh, yeah!
- Oh, yeah, partner. Come on.

Hell, yeah!

Listen, we got new rules now,
all right?

We can't keep
doing it this way.

New rule is,
you can't slow me down.

You understand? Put those on.

So, what I says go. I say,
"Jump," you say, "How high?"

- How high?
- There it is.

Rule number one,
don't slow me down

Rule number two,
I'm in charge,

and you're going to carry
your own weight.

You are in charge.

That's right.

Uh, maybe we should...

Maybe we should have our own
secret handshake.

What kind of secret handshake?
For what?

Buds, dudes, friends.

Buds, dudes,
friends handshake?

All right, come here.

Let's go, hurry up.

All right, three of those.
Four of those.

Four of those. Now what?

- Like that.
- Yeah.

Only when special shit
happens, though, all right?

Yeah. Special things.

Special things.
You don't curse.

- No.
- Why don't you curse?

- Because I don't.
- Okay, come on.

You are in charge.

Exactly.

Come on.

Hey, what's rule number one?

What's rule number one?

- Party?
- No, not party.

No, it's not party.
Don't slow me down.

That's rule number one.
Let's go, come on.

Come on, pick it up.

There you go.
You got boots on now.

Rule number one
is not "party."

What is rule number one?

"Don't slow me down."

Rule number one?

You are in charge.

All right,
we'll figure it out.

It is too...

Too far from the other side.

Yeah, well, we ain't got
many options.

I'm not walking through
two days of brier bushes,

and we can't go back
the way we came.

So we're going swimming.
You got a better idea?

We... We could get a plane.

Take your pants off.

- I can't swim.
- Yeah, I know you can't swim.

But you can float.

Zak, I need you
to listen to me.

That bag and them pants
can hold air.

They're going to float you.
Do not let go.

You hold on with
everything you got,

because I sure as shit don't
want to have to go swimming

over there,
thinking about you sinking us.

I don't want to dredge
the bottom for your body.

You understand?

Tyler...

Am I going to die?

Yeah, you're going to die.
It's a matter of time.

That ain't the question.
The question is,

whether they're going to have
a good story to tell about you

when you're gone. Now,
don't be a bitch. Let's go.

Don't cry, Zak.

Hold on, Zak!

Kick, Zak!

Kick, Zak!

Kick, Zak!

Let's get out of here!

That is the greatest story
to tell.

Uh, come on.

I ain't the slightest bit
scared of you.

I... I want to be
professional wrestler.

And I am a bad guy.

Why do you wanna be
the bad guy?

Because

my family left me.

That don't make you a bad guy.

Good guys get left too, Zak.

Ain't about no silly laugh,

or wearing black,
and eye shadow and shit.

Ain't nothing to do with that.

It has to do with
what's in here, in your heart.

You got a good-guy heart.

You can't do shit about it.
That's just who you are.

You're a hero.

I can't be a hero, because...

I am a Down syndrome.

What's that got to do
with your heart?

Who told you that?

Coach. Teachers.

Your coach?
What'd your coach say?

I am retarded.

Your coach said that?

What a shitty coach.

Your team ever win anything?

No?

Some shit you ain't
never gonna do.

That's all right.

You can't be everything.

You ain't gonna be no

professional
basketball player.

You ain't gonna dunk
no basketball,

or be an Olympic swimmer.

You sink like a stone

because you're all muscle.

Muscle sinks.

Today, you pulled me up
out that water,

you almost pulled my whole arm
out the socket.

Most grown folk I know

ain't got
that kind of strength.

You're strong, Zak.

Fuck your coach.

- Tyler...
- Yeah?

Who those people
on the boat?

On the boat?

That's Duncan and Ratboy.

They are a good guy
or a bad guy?

Bad guy.

- Tyler,
- Hmm?

Are you the good guy
or a bad guy?

I don't know.

What you think?

You are a good guy.

What?

Will you please train me?

Yeah, I don't know shit
about wrestling.

I want to learn.

I want to be a hero.

You know how
to do push-ups?

Yeah?

Let's go.

Oh,
what do you want to do?

We're gonna go train.

Yeah.

It's balance.

This kicks back,
you understand?

Always keep your hand
like that so you can steady.

Hey, so, what's the deal
with Eleanor?

- She's your friend?
- Yes.

She's a nice woman?

Mmm-hmm.

What's she like?

She, uh...

She is my friend.

And she has been
looking out for me.

- She's your friend?
- Yeah.

Cheers.

Push, push, push. There it is.

There it is!
There it is! Push!

All right, point and fire.
Come on.

You all right?

Hey, you all right, boy?

Get it! Get it! Get it!

Come on. Push. Push.
Push. Push. Push.

Grab my head.

That bead and that bead
need to be lined up.

Yeah, I got it.

Little wider with your stance.

All right, all right.
Three, two, one.

- And I got them all.
- That's a buck shot.

Good, good.

Bam.

We got to find a way
to move faster, all right?

Yeah.

Hey, this can work.

- Oh, yeah.
- Yeah.

Mmm-hmm.

You all right?

Freeze, you son of bitches!

You son of a bitches
think you can come over here

and rob Jasper
just 'cause he's blind?

Well, you better
think again, goddamn it.

Y'all boys black or white?

Okay.

White!

White!

I knowed you was white.

I could smell you a mile off.

Is you God-fearing?

Yup.

Well, good.

There's sheep in this world,

and there are wolves
in this world.

I may not have my eyes,

but I know the difference.

And I know that you
two boys are just two

fleece-wearing weary travelers
who lost your way.

Neither one of you are wolves.

You're just sheep

that strayed from his flock.

I'm donating the supplies

from my junkyard
for your pilgrimage.

Anything but that tin boat,

y'all can have it
because I figure it's my duty

to get you back
to your shepherd.

Now, I can't have you boys
running off of here

with your hands all dirty
and everything,

because a wolf
might hunt you down

just by the smell
of your past sins.

And I wouldn't want no wolf
to get ahold of you,

because that'd be
a frightful, bloody mess.

So, we gonna
clean you up right

with a baptism.

What's baptism?

It's like swimming.

Y'all boys come on down here

and bathe in the warm waters
of forgiveness.

I'm more of
"baptism by fire" type.

Well, unfortunately,
I don't perform

those kind of baptisms.

Today is the first day
of the rest of your life.

Nothing can touch you now,
under the grace of the Lord.

Bye, Jasper.

Stay cool.

Take care.

Accept his blessing.

Let all the wolves
of your past be

laid to rest.

Tyler...

I am going to give you

all of my wishes

for my birthday.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Hi, sir. Sorry to bother you.

I'm wondering if
you've seen this young man.

I ain't seen shit, girl.

I... I apologize.

Um... Maybe have you...
Have you heard him?

- Have you heard his voice?
- God-fearing?

- Sometimes.
- Well, good.

You come on in here
and let's talk about Jesus.

When you get off,
go towards the shore.

There's drag marks.

- What happened?
- My ankle hurts.

- Your ankle hurts?
- Yeah.

All right,
we'll fix you right now.

Drink that.

Make you feel better.

All right,
rule number one is what?

- Party.
- Party!

All right! Ha!

Yeah! Yeah!

14, 15, 16,

17, 18, 19...

I cannot feel my...

My hands.

I cannot feel my hands,

- and I cannot feel my ankle.
- You can't feel shit.

You can't feel shit.

Don't step on me now.
Don't step on me.

Oh, excuse me, Tyler...

You can't feel shit.

- What?
- I got to get my log.

Hey.

I'm not strong enough.

Who's strong enough?

Who's strong enough?

Hey, you know what you need?
You need to change your...

You need to change your name.

You need to get a...
An alternate ego.

You know what I'm saying?

Like in
the Wrestling Federation.

Wrestlers got alter egos.

What's your favorite
wrestler's name?

The Salt Water Redneck.

The Salt Water Redneck
ain't born with that name.

You need a name.

What's your name?

Falcon.

Falcon. Falcon.

Ooh, Falcon.

Falcon. That's a good name.

Hold on.

Ooh, I got an idea.

Hold on right there.
Wait right there.

You got to make a uniform.

Falcon uniform!

Hell, yeah!

Falcon.

Hey!

Did I tell you you could have
some of that peanut butter?

It ain't snack time,
it's jack time.

Here we go.

Whoo-hoo!

We need war paint.

Yeah.

I need peanut butter.

You want to be slick.

The Peanut Butter Falcon!

Get it up!

Pick that sucker up!

Push it! Push it! Push!

You got it! You got it!

Peanut Butter Falcon!

You got it!

I'm the Peanut Butter Falcon!

Zak.

Zak!

Zak.

Oh, my God.

Zak, are you okay?

- Oh, my God.
- Hello!

Hey!

Come on, sit up.

You found us.
That's them pheromones.

- Like a bear.
- What is this?

- What's on your face?
- Yeah!

I thought you said
you hadn't seen him.

He's right there. There he is.

Come on, buddy. Let's go.

- Come on. Thank you.
- No, you're good.

You're good right there.
Sit right there.

He's all right.

Okay, I don't know
what's going on, but, uh...

Put that on, Zak.
Here, brother.

I've got it. Thank you.

He could do it.

He could put his own shirt on.
He's 22 years old.

Thank you. I've got it.

We're good now.

Huh.

Here you go, bud.

You ready?
You good to go? You okay?

- Ah, my ankle.
- What? What...

- He's fine.
- What happened to his ankle?

- What's wrong with his ankle?
- Nothing's wrong.

- What are you doing?
- What are you doing?

- Who are you, even?
- Who are you, even?

You have a young boy
with Down syndrome

in the middle of nowhere.

I'm the one who's been taking
care of him,

because you can't do it
unless you put him in a cage.

Okay, um...

Look, he needs to be
properly taken care of,

and that's my job.

I'm sorry to break up
your little primitive gang,

or whatever's going on...

...but this is not
Lord of the Flies.

You can't... There's rules,
there's regulations.

- He has medication, paperwork.
- Okay. Yeah. All right.

Well, while you've been
doing paperwork,

we've been doing something
called living,

- ain't that right, brother?
- Yeah.

Okay.

Cool.

But we're gonna go,
so, thank you.

No, we're not.
He's fine where he is.

May I please
speak to you in private?

Oh. Oh, like a private party?
Yeah, all right.

- One second, Zak.
- I got water. You want water?

Right now.

"Primitive gang."
Hell, yeah.

I like when you put
your hair up like that.

It's nice.

Water?

Look, I could have you
arrested for kidnapping, okay?

Oh, you're going to
have me arrested?

How... How do you figure?

You can't have me arrested.

He's a runaway.
Can't kidnap a runaway.

Come on, genius.
You said GW, didn't you?

I'm sure I could find
some reason to arrest you.

Hey, let me ask you,
what do you want for him?

I'm not going
to sell him to you.

No, no, what do you
want for his life?

His future?

Why are you... You don't know
anything about him.

You know
about the wrestling?

Yes, of course I know about
the wrestling.

All right, so I know
something about him, don't I?

So, uh, you're a little
late to the party.

This is what's going on.
I made a promise to him

to get him to that
wrestling school in Ayden.

- Oh.
- You understand? I gave him

my word, and I ain't gonna
back down on my word.

Now, you seem like
a nice person.

You care for him and all.
You came all the way out here.

Maybe it's because
you like me. I don't know.

Yeah? And, uh,
I'mma offer you a favor.

You can get on that raft
with us

and you can ride down there
if you want.

No... No, we're not going
to hop on your little raft

- and cruise around the river.
- It's hot. You're confused.

- I'm not asking you.
- Hey, Eleanor!

Oh! Ooh! Oh.

Oh!

I want to see...

Salt Water Redneck.

And I don't want to go home.

So how far is it on, um...
On the raft?

About that far on a map.

Are your fingers to scale?

Yeah.

So how much time is that much?

That's different
than what I put up.

- All right.
- What I did is about a day.

Maybe two days.

- Days? Like...
- Yeah.

Okay.

Are you kidding?

What in the Christ...

Hey, Zak,
why don't you sit down, bud.

You're kind of close
to the edge.

I don't want you to fall in.

Hey, are you hungry?
Have you eaten anything?

I am not really hungry.

Well, maybe you should just
have a bite of something

for your blood sugar.

He don't want
nothing to eat.

You know how you get, buddy.
I have an apple.

- Hey.
- I have some M&M's.

- What?
- Don't do that.

Don't do what?

Hey, I got an idea, why don't
we keep our training going.

Just because we're on a raft

don't mean we gonna
stop training, does it?

All right, so we're gonna do
breathing control exercises.

She's worried about
your blood sugar.

We're gonna breathe.
Take a deep breath in.

Out.

All right, cool,
now come over here

and put your head underwater.

I'm gonna time you.

What? No, no, no.
He can't do that. Zak...

No, he can do that.
He can do that. He can...

There you go. You'd better
stop calling him a retard.

I have never called
anyone a... That word.

Okay. Hold on, listen,

when people are saying
he's a retard, really what

they're saying is he can't
do some shit they can do.

See, you might not be saying
the word "retard", all right,

I'll give you that,
but you damn sure

is making him feel retarded.

That ain't gonna
help his life.

- Hey, there we go.
- Time.

- How long is that?
- Long.

Not long enough, Zak.
Do it again.

Okay.

You have got some real nerve
talking to me like that.

Do you even know what I do?

I've spent the last two years
of my life

volunteering to hold people's
hands as they pass away.

I talk to them, I feed them,
I wipe their asses,

I change their clothes,
I put them to bed.

And I'm the last person
they see.

Don't act like you know
jack shit about me.

All right.

Yeah, maybe he should not
be in a retirement home,

but I didn't choose that
for him.

But that's what happened,

and now I am doing
the best I can.

Oh! Oh!

- Hey! Oh, shit!
- Oh!

God! Zak! Okay.

Yeah! Lunch!

Zak, did you just
catch that with your hands?

How'd you do that?

You're a wild man.

Oh, my God.

We got three options
for lunch today.

We can boil water
from the sound,

make a little chowder.

- Huh?
- Mmm-mmm.

- Plain fish?
- Mmm-mmm.

- Fish with peanut butter?
- Fish with peanut butter.

Hey!

You got to give him
what he wants then.

Here, go ahead. Load up.

Oh,
just right on there.

- There you go.
- That's... Yeah.

You want a big piece
or small piece?

That's good. That's great.

If you fold it,
you can make a little taco.

- Okay, that's nice.
- Yeah.

That's a good bite.

That's good, huh?

Five stars.

You hear that?

Bang.

Boom!

What is that?

That is our special handshake.

- Yeah.
- That...

- That is our special thing.
- Yeah.

Yeah.

I want to have
a special handshake.

It's only for special shit.

Like what kind of
special shit?

I don't know. Go ahead.

No, you tell her.

- You brought it up.
- Um...

Talk about the boat.

Oh, uh...

We did... Hit by the boat.

- Almost.
- You... You got hit by a boat?

- Almost.
- What happened?

We almost got run over
by a shrimp boat.

- What?
- Yeah.

- And we did the...
- Shotgun.

Shotgun. Buckshot.
He fired a shotgun.

And we got shot at, remember?

Oh, yeah, I did remember.

Eleanor, this is so easy.

- Easy.
- Uh...

Hold on

- and let go.
- Let go. That's it.

- Let go.
- Let go.

Ready? Three...

- No, no, no, don't rush me.
- ...two, one.

Get it! Get it! Get it!

Come here!

Zak.

I love my family,

and I hope that we will
share it forever,

for the rest of our life.

Yes!

If you were the prince
in a royal family,

what would your name be?

Uh, Zak Prince.

That's really good.

Hold up, Tyler.

Hey, hey!

- Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait!
- Get on your knees.

Get on your knees.
Over there. Right here.

Okay.

That's $12,000 worth of gear
you burnt up.

That's my season.

What's to stop other people
from messing with us

now that you have?

I won't ever mention,
no harm done.

Even so,
I got to make it right.

Not just for me,
but for all of us.

For our livelihood.

You ain't
gonna shoot me, Duncan.

I'm gonna get you your money,
I promise you. I promise you.

Shut the hell up, man.

Shut up. Right hand
or left hand, Tyler?

I'm gonna make it right,
I'm gonna get you your money.

No, Tyler. Right hand or left
hand? I'm giving you a choice.

- You better hurry up.
- Screw this. Right hand.

Wait, wait, wait, wait!

Whoa!

Zak.

Stay there.

You could pull the trigger.

Can you aim that thing?

It's a buckshot.

Get back in your boat,
and you're gonna leave.

We ain't never gonna
see each other again.

Or he's gonna shoot you.

You're not the only one
that's hard up around here.

We need that money.

Tyler, what was that?

Trouble.

Problems.

You upset with me?

It ain't gonna happen no more.

What's that "T" on your wrist?

It's a "J".

What's the "J" on your wrist?

Um...

It was for my husband.

You're married?

No, I'm not married anymore.

You divorced?

No.

I'm a widow.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Don't be sorry.

We're really similar.

And not at all too.

I'm having
some breakfast.

Peanut butter.

You're having
some breakfast?

Yeah.

Hi, Glen.

Yeah. Yes, I have him. I...

He is sitting
right next to me.

No, he's... He's fine.

Uh, he was alone.

Yeah.

Mmm-hmm.

No, there's no need
to send anybody.

I've got it.

What? No. Glen,
that's not... I'm...

No. Cherry Hill is a place
where they send drug addicts

and prostitutes, not Zak.

Yes, I know, I did label him
a flight risk,

but I just think that he might
be better suited in an...

I... I understand
what you're...

Okay.

Boo-yeah!
- Okay, yeah, no, I get it.

Okay, schedule his processing
for tomorrow afternoon then.

Oh, you mighty thirsty.
Here you go.

Can I get you
anything else, hon?

No, I'm...

Actually, do you know
who the Salt Water Redneck is?

Oh, everybody around here
knows Salt Water.

He used to be a celebrity.

Do you know where he lives?

- Maybe it's...
- Let me see.

Maybe it's not
the right place.

This is the right place,
5-3-0.

Yeah, this is it.

Shit!

Jesus Christ.

Who are you?

You're Salt Water Redneck?

What is this?

I'm sorry,
is this the wrestling school?

Who's asking?

My name's Tyler.

I ain't selling nothing
to you.

You see that boy back there?

- Yeah.
- Yeah, so, we done, uh...

We done some hard trailing
to get to you.

It's a big deal
seeing you here.

You mind waving to him?

He's got a lot riding on you.
You mind just waving to him?

How you doing?

Hey.

You don't teach no
wrestling school here no more?

I closed that
about 10 years ago.

Did you?

So I promised him
he would do this one thing.

You know,
this wrestling thing.

And he told me about
this school here in Ayden.

And we... We'd had
a big journey to get here.

And, uh...

Now I got to break
his heart, you know?

And I don't really know
what to say to him.

But that ain't your shit,
you know?

I don't mean to bring shit
to your doorstep

or nothing like that.

What's your name?

- It's Clint.
- Clint.

It's nice to meet you.

So...

He used to be a fan?

Oh, man, shit,
you're his hero.

He believes in you.
That's a hard thing to do,

believe in something,
you know?

- Hey, Zak.
- Yeah.

This is Clint.

- Hey, Clinton.
- Hey, come up here.

You mind if he comes
and says, "Hi"?

That'd be all right.

Hey, pal, Salt Water
don't live here no more.

But, uh, Clint's just
a regular guy like me or you.

He wanted to shake your hand.

Hey.

- How are you doing?
- Good.

Nice to meet you.

Thanks.

All right, thanks, partner.
Come on, bub.

Nice to meet you, Clint.

Hey, Tyler.

What?

I bet

we could find him by...
By the raft.

Maybe he is hiding
by the swamp.

He's not real, bud.

Salt Water don't exist.

I saw the videotape,

and he is real.

He's not real, Zak.

I just saw, like,
a thousand movies of him.

Zak, I don't think
we're gonna find him.

I think it's time
for us to go back now.

I don't wanna go back.

Tyler told me this,

and he lied to me,
and he promised me.

And I don't wanna go back.

I wanna stay here.

We can't, Zak.

We have lives to go back to.

Eleanor, I am strong enough.

And I could catch
a fish for you.

And I'm gonna be a hero.

And I could take care of you.

We could be a family.

Holy shit.

Salt Water Redneck.

- It's you.
- Hey.

- Hey.
- How you doing, buddy?

I'm doing good.

I am so happy to see you.

I'm happy to see you.

For me...

I saw
so many videos about you.

Yeah? You want to learn
some wrestling?

Oh, hell, yeah.

And I feel great.

Um, can I, uh...

Uh, can I join you
for the ride?

- Of course. Get in.
- And... And...

- And can I bring my family?
- Sure.

I told you. I told you.
I told you.

He's real.

Come on. Join us.

Have some fun.

Damn.

The first thing you do is,

you're gonna
kind ofjust, like,

you're gonna feel out,
you know, how big the ring is.

You just go, you know,
kind of check out, you know,

what your space is,

where you're gonna be
moving around.

All right, now,
one of the fundamentals

is when you go to
hit a guy with an elbow.

You got to hit a guy
with an elbow,

but also do a foot stomp.

Yeah, but kind of
pop your head too.

Just gives it more energy.

Yeah. Okay, that's good.

Um, was there anything
special in the video

that you want me to teach you?

Uh, will you please
show me the Atomic Throw?

Ah.

Yeah, the Atomic Throw.

Honestly, Zak,
we just made that up.

You know,
it was smoke and mirrors.

It was just
a camera on my face.

And then it looked like I was

holding the guy up
over my head,

and then we'd cut to a guy

getting thrown
out of the ring.

It's not possible to do.

But I can show you
a lot of other cool stuff.

What do you think, Sam?

Might try a collar
and elbow lockup.

There you go, a lockup.

All right, now, what you do,

you come in and boom,
right there, boom.

You know, boom, boom.

But when you come in to do it,

you got to really, really,
really slam...

Yeah.

Yeah. Growl all you want. See?

Then we kind of...

Now we can move around
a little bit, like this.

You don't know
what I'm going to do...

What are you gonna do?

What do you mean?

I mean, what are you
going to do

after all this is over?

Well, I'm gonna settle
my debts with Duncan.

I'mma go up to
Jupiter, Florida.

Town called Jupiter up there

is a small little
fishing town.

It's on the Indian River,
and it opens up

to this big estuary.

It's the biggest estuary
in America.

I'm gonna get a boat
and I'm gonna

just live a good life.

Run charters and take people
sport fishing.

Hmm.

You ever been to Florida?

- Mmm-mmm.
- No?

You want to go?

- To Florida?
- Yeah.

You know,
certain things,

it takes years to learn.

Like how to fall
without hurting yourself.

But then that stuff
just comes with time.

As long as you don't do...

It takes so much time.

Yeah, it takes time,

but as long as you don't
do the same move

in the same bout,
you're good to go.

You look real.

Oh, yeah, and I'm totally
ready to do this.

You want to fight for real?

- Yeah. For-real match.
- For real?

- Yeah.
- You want to do a match?

Oh. Oh, yeah,
seriously. Yeah.

- I love it.
- Good.

- That's great.
- I don't think he's ready.

Oh, lookit,

he can't just be out here
practicing all the time.

He did great today.
We can set that up.

I mean, there's a card
in Jacob's backyard tomorrow.

I mean, you're fighting
on that card.

- Yeah.
- Okay.

- Y'all two can fight.
- Hey!

That's outstanding.

A real match.

You want
to fight Samson?

- Hell, yeah.
- Good.

Yes, I do. Tomorrow.

Oh, man!

Yeah, take on Sam.

Yo, um, please, don't mess
with the Peanut Butter Falcon.

Peanut Butter Falcon
in the house.

I see a problem here.
Seems a bit soon.

- He's great.
- Really?

- Yeah!
- I'm going to be there.

He's going to take care
of him. It'll be like dancing.

- Oh, yeah.
- Sam?

Really? Yeah.

Oh, come on, man.
He's in, he's in.

He's grumpy. He's in.

Just let him lead, huh?

All right, yeah.

I need you to put

somebody else on the card
to fight Samson.

Yeah, look over there.

Looks kind of lean, wiry,
like a swimmer's physique.

No, no, not him.
The little guy.

Had to grease your wheels
a little bit,

but, Zak, you're good, buddy.
You're fighting.

You want to fight?
They'll take girls.

Okay. All right.

Yeah.

Yeah, Tyler's here.

At this wrestling thing
in Ayden.

Zak! One thing you got
to remember, buddy.

Huge part of the game
is smack talk.

As soon as you set foot
in that ring,

I want you to say
the meanest, evilest thing

that comes into your head,
Zak, okay?

You got to go in aggressive.
He is gonna hit you.

He's gonna hit you,
but you come back harder!

Harder, Zak, all right?

Oh, one last thing, okay?

It may not even happen.

If you start bleeding, though,
take it to your advantage.

All right? Rub it
on your face a little bit.

Get it on your hands.
He hates that.

He believes
in vampires and shit.

All right, I think that's it.

It's a Zak attack time.
How are you feeling?

You ready? Rah!

Oh, you're up. Yeah!

Oh, I wish I was
in there with you.

- Tyler.
- What?

I'm scared.

No, don't do that right now.
Hey, hey!

Don't do that right now.

I know you got this, Zak.
You got this.

I know you can do this.
Say, "I got this."

You've been out here.
You got this.

Say, "I got this."

- I got this.
- No, not...

like you're asking a question.

Like you mean it.
Mean it. Mean it.

I mean, in your heart.
You know it.

Say, "I got this."

- I got this.
- I got this.

- I got this.
- Mean it.

Make me believe it.

I got this.

I got this!

- Do it again.
- I got this!

- Say it!
- I got this!

It's you. There he is.

Peanut Butter Falcon. Really?

You're gonna win.
You just got to show up.

Take your shirt off.
We got to find some cardboard.

Wait, wait.
Come here, come here.

Get this box. Get this box.

Ladies and gentlemen,

can you feel it?

Yeah!

I said, can you feel it?

Yeah!

Can you feel the heat?

Yeah!

I understand why you
took me out here,

but there ain't no reason
to be scared.

We're talking about
two different matches.

You're talking about
a hard-core match

which was what
you just sat through,

and then what Zak's gonna be
doing, which ain't gonna

- be the same match.
- No.

He's gonna do a couple moves,
he's going to lay down,

it's going to be simple,
and that's gonna be that.

Zak's gonna win
and we go home.

Tyler, they don't care
about him.

- I care about him.
- I know. We care about him.

They don't.

Well, that was
going to be the case,

but then,
at the very last moment,

an old friend stopped by.

- Who?
- Who was it?

The Salt Water Redneck

The Salt Water Redneck
stopped by.

He brought with him tonight
a protégé.

Okay.

Okay?

Yeah.

- You want popcorn?
- Tyler... Oh, my God.

- Tyler, what the...
- I'll get you popcorn.

Are you kidding me?

- You're good.
- Oh, my God.

Nobody's going to die today.

I'll be right back.

May I present to you...

The Peanut Butter Falcon!

Let's go, let's go!

Hey! Whoo!

He's wearing a freaking
cardboard box.

Falcon time!

Here we go, here we go.
Fly around, baby!

Fly around, baby!

Whoo!

The Falcon!

Falcon!

- Whoo!
- All right, Zak.

Peanut Butter Falcon!

Peanut Butter Falcon!

Who's ready
for some wrestling?

Peanut Butter Falcon!

Whoo!

Come on, Zak!

Zak, say something.

What do you
think about that, huh?

I've been doing this
for 38 years, and guess what?

This isn't
Make-A-Wish Foundation

Kick out, Zak.
Kick out that leg!

Legs! Kick out!

There you go, there you go.
Get up, get up! Recover.

Oh, son, you messed up.

You want to play some more?

Get up, Zak. Get up.

Samson.

The Peanut Butter Falcon?

Are you ser...
How about Tweety Bird?

That's more like it.
Tweety Bird.

Get up.

- Get up, bud. Fight.
- Come on, Zak.

You want to
play some more?

You know,
I've had enough of you.

Samson! We had an agreement!

Don't come to me
and expect favors.

- Bullshit.
- Get up. Get up, Zak.

What else do you want?
You stupid little punk.

You're going down.

Retard, get up, man.

Get your stinking ass
out of the ring, man.

Oh, my God.

Hey, hey, hey. Look at me.
Look at me. Look at me.

Look at me.
Hey, hey, look at me.

Let me know,
you want to do this anymore?

Then get up now.

Lighten up, Sam.
You're a piece of shit.

Say something, Zak.

Come on, Zak! Come on, Zak!

Come on, Zak!

- Excuse me, Samson.
- What?

You are not invited
to my birthday party!

Go, Zak. Go, Zak. Run, run!

- Yeah...
- Go underneath! Up! Up!

- Let's just start from there.
- Yeah.

Boom. Boom. Boom.

You wanna hug?

A little tap of a hug
or just a straight hug?

- Straight hug.
- Straight hug.

Zak. Zak.

Look.

Florida.

We are in Florida.

We... We are here in Florida.

We made it.