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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:02,520 (COOING) 2 00:00:06,040 --> 00:00:09,040 Cardi, what the fuck you doing? It's five in the morning. 3 00:00:09,080 --> 00:00:12,480 (SNIFFS) I got up to check on him. He's getting worse. 4 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:14,000 It's his breathing. 5 00:00:14,000 --> 00:00:15,040 It's his breathing. 6 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:18,480 I've had him a long time, Carol. I k-k-know when he's not well... 7 00:00:19,520 --> 00:00:21,960 Well, will I call the vet? 8 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:24,480 What are they gonna do? S-s-stick a needle in him 9 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:26,720 like they did with Weasel when I was six? 10 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:30,000 Ah, now. You said yourself, the Weasel had the, the mange, 11 00:00:30,040 --> 00:00:33,040 and the cataracts, and the diabetes and that, a weeping cyst. 12 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:35,760 Yeah, but they still took him away from me, didn't they? 13 00:00:35,800 --> 00:00:37,920 They took him away and they killed him. 14 00:00:39,320 --> 00:00:40,840 Ah... 15 00:00:50,360 --> 00:00:53,480 (SINGS IN GAELIC) 16 00:00:55,840 --> 00:00:59,640 (SPEAKS IN GAELIC) ..something like that. 17 00:00:59,680 --> 00:01:02,000 On this very sad occasion, let us stop and reflect on Nigel's life. 18 00:01:02,000 --> 00:01:05,080 On this very sad occasion, let us stop and reflect on Nigel's life. 19 00:01:06,120 --> 00:01:08,480 Let's take a moment to try and remember him 20 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:10,000 in the best way that we know how. 21 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:10,640 in the best way that we know how. 22 00:01:10,680 --> 00:01:14,000 The first time... Look what fucking Cardi brought in! 23 00:01:14,040 --> 00:01:16,520 He's been with me for the last three hours. 24 00:01:17,600 --> 00:01:18,000 Hey, give him a kiss! I don't want to. 25 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,680 Hey, give him a kiss! I don't want to. 26 00:01:19,720 --> 00:01:22,480 Kiss Nigel on his beak. I don't want to. Well done, you. 27 00:01:22,520 --> 00:01:24,640 Muah! Look, he's shat on you now. 28 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:26,000 Well, it's a horse and that's what horses do. Oh, you dirty...! 29 00:01:26,000 --> 00:01:27,640 Well, it's a horse and that's what horses do. Oh, you dirty...! 30 00:01:28,640 --> 00:01:30,080 Nigel! 31 00:01:30,120 --> 00:01:32,280 This is Nigel, the brains of the operation. 32 00:01:32,320 --> 00:01:34,000 ..rose in your eyes... 33 00:01:34,000 --> 00:01:35,360 ..rose in your eyes... 34 00:01:36,800 --> 00:01:39,320 Just me and you. And your little friend. 35 00:01:40,360 --> 00:01:42,000 You've scared him now! 36 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:42,400 You've scared him now! 37 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:44,960 (CHEERING) 38 00:01:45,000 --> 00:01:48,200 Bloody hell, who's done that to Nigel? He looks fucking ace! 39 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:55,840 ..were the gifts you gave... 40 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:58,000 (WHISPERS) I never liked him anyway. He had a meanness in his face. 41 00:01:58,000 --> 00:01:59,840 (WHISPERS) I never liked him anyway. He had a meanness in his face. 42 00:01:59,880 --> 00:02:02,440 Well, shut the fuck up, Jim. Just saying! 43 00:02:03,480 --> 00:02:05,760 They used to carry messages during the War. 44 00:02:05,800 --> 00:02:06,000 You don't know who's side they're on! Shh! 45 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:08,280 You don't know who's side they're on! Shh! 46 00:02:09,640 --> 00:02:12,240 Now before we do lay Nigel down into the ground, 47 00:02:12,280 --> 00:02:14,000 Cardi, would like to say a few words? 48 00:02:14,000 --> 00:02:14,560 Cardi, would like to say a few words? 49 00:02:16,640 --> 00:02:18,760 Yeah. Erm... 50 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:22,000 I found this.. 51 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:22,440 I found this.. 52 00:02:22,480 --> 00:02:25,680 ..er, on, er... On the internet. 53 00:02:25,720 --> 00:02:29,360 It's erm, not.. I, not my... 54 00:02:30,520 --> 00:02:34,120 I didn't, mm... It's my feeling that I want to... 55 00:02:34,160 --> 00:02:36,520 How I feel. It's a poem. 56 00:02:36,560 --> 00:02:38,000 ERIN: OK. TOMMO: Kill me now. 57 00:02:38,000 --> 00:02:39,320 ERIN: OK. TOMMO: Kill me now. 58 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:43,680 (READING) I will give you a big hug anytime, 59 00:02:43,720 --> 00:02:45,960 because you call me friend. 60 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:50,000 Cardi, Cardi? I will wipe away your tears, because you... 61 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:53,720 What? Sorry, man. Just come over here to us a minute, will you? 62 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:54,000 Fucking Davey! Christ. ASHLEY: The fuck do they want? 63 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:57,040 Fucking Davey! Christ. ASHLEY: The fuck do they want? 64 00:02:57,080 --> 00:03:00,080 It's all right. Sorry, sweetheart. Sorry, Davey. 65 00:03:01,080 --> 00:03:02,000 DAVEY: What's going on here, then? We're having a private gathering, 66 00:03:02,000 --> 00:03:04,200 DAVEY: What's going on here, then? We're having a private gathering, 67 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:06,600 saying bye to a close friend of ours. 68 00:03:10,760 --> 00:03:13,520 You burying a pigeon? Yeah. Mm-hm. 69 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:15,880 And we're halfway through a eulogy, so... 70 00:03:17,080 --> 00:03:18,000 Is it in that coffin? Yeah. 71 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,360 Is it in that coffin? Yeah. 72 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,960 Please don't touch him! 73 00:03:25,080 --> 00:03:26,000 It's all right, Cardi. Tiny, in't it? 74 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:27,880 It's all right, Cardi. Tiny, in't it? 75 00:03:27,920 --> 00:03:30,400 What did it die of? Canker. 76 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:34,000 Cancer? Canker! It's an ulcer thing, that the birds do get. 77 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:34,840 Cancer? Canker! It's an ulcer thing, that the birds do get. 78 00:03:36,280 --> 00:03:39,720 Davey, come on... Please, just... He's my friend, man! 79 00:03:39,760 --> 00:03:42,000 Davey. Davey, please don't. 80 00:03:42,000 --> 00:03:42,440 Davey. Davey, please don't. 81 00:03:45,360 --> 00:03:47,440 Oh, God! No, man... 82 00:03:49,360 --> 00:03:50,000 MacDonagh, put the coffin down. 83 00:03:50,000 --> 00:03:51,560 MacDonagh, put the coffin down. 84 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:55,000 Or you'll do what? 85 00:03:55,040 --> 00:03:57,440 Just come on. 'Ere. 86 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:01,360 (THUD) Whoopsy! 87 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:03,400 You bastard! 88 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:05,720 (YELPS) You fucking bastard! 89 00:04:06,720 --> 00:04:09,480 Sugar! Leave it, Barry. It's all right. 90 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:11,680 Come on. All right. 91 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:18,400 That was interesting. 92 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:22,000 I didn't know you had it in you. That's gonna leave a mark, that. 93 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:22,880 I didn't know you had it in you. That's gonna leave a mark, that. 94 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:28,720 Well, this seems to have descended. 95 00:04:30,640 --> 00:04:32,880 What's with that face, Dylan? 96 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:37,160 Nothing. Looking at me like I'm dog shit on the bottom of your shoe. 97 00:04:37,200 --> 00:04:38,000 Yeah. Because you pushed over a woman. 98 00:04:38,000 --> 00:04:39,720 Yeah. Because you pushed over a woman. 99 00:04:43,040 --> 00:04:46,000 Standing up for your girl, I admire that. 100 00:04:46,000 --> 00:04:46,520 Standing up for your girl, I admire that. 101 00:04:47,800 --> 00:04:49,920 But you come at me again, garage boy, 102 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:52,760 you're gonna be fixing cars with ten broken pinkies. 103 00:04:56,560 --> 00:04:59,160 Vincent, call me tomorrow. 104 00:04:59,200 --> 00:05:01,320 Important business. 105 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:04,800 Enjoy your featherish funeral. 106 00:05:10,360 --> 00:05:12,600 (ENGINE REVS) 107 00:05:21,560 --> 00:05:25,560 JJ, are you all right? Yeah. Yeah, I'm good, man. 108 00:05:26,600 --> 00:05:29,600 Listen, I'm sorry guys, OK? I was just a bit scared. 109 00:05:31,360 --> 00:05:33,640 In case he hurt our baby. 110 00:05:33,680 --> 00:05:34,000 CAROL: Oh! 111 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:35,760 CAROL: Oh! 112 00:05:35,800 --> 00:05:38,160 OTHERS: Oh! Oh! 113 00:05:38,200 --> 00:05:40,600 TOMMO: Fucking hell! 114 00:05:40,640 --> 00:05:42,000 (LAUGHTER) 115 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:43,160 (LAUGHTER) 116 00:05:51,480 --> 00:05:56,080 MUSIC: Oh, what a wonderful thing... 117 00:05:57,440 --> 00:05:58,000 (BELCHING, CHATTER) 118 00:05:58,000 --> 00:05:59,880 (BELCHING, CHATTER) 119 00:05:59,920 --> 00:06:02,360 ..one of these for a while. Come here, JJ! 120 00:06:02,400 --> 00:06:06,000 You finally, finally slipped one past the goalkeeper, didn't you? 121 00:06:06,000 --> 00:06:07,200 You finally, finally slipped one past the goalkeeper, didn't you? 122 00:06:07,240 --> 00:06:11,200 Are you nervous about it? JJ: Yeah, man. Nervous, excited. 123 00:06:11,240 --> 00:06:13,400 It's all a bit new to us, innit? 124 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:14,000 I'm excited. But it's early days, though. Don't want to tempt fate. 125 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,160 I'm excited. But it's early days, though. Don't want to tempt fate. 126 00:06:17,200 --> 00:06:19,520 Congratulations to you both. Yeah. 127 00:06:19,560 --> 00:06:22,000 Mate, you're gonna be the most amazing mum! 128 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:22,240 Mate, you're gonna be the most amazing mum! 129 00:06:23,280 --> 00:06:27,120 JIM: She might not. Big responsibility, kids. 130 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,000 You wipe their arse as babies, and then when they get older, 131 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:31,760 You wipe their arse as babies, and then when they get older, 132 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:34,160 they don't wanna know you. 133 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:38,000 Won't visit in case you embarrass them in front of their friends. 134 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:38,560 Won't visit in case you embarrass them in front of their friends. 135 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:42,720 I got my arse out once. For a joke! 136 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:46,000 It was fucking Christmas. I was wearing a fucking Santa hat, 137 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:48,440 It was fucking Christmas. I was wearing a fucking Santa hat, 138 00:06:48,480 --> 00:06:52,720 and dancing around to Holly Jolly Christmas by Michael fucking Buble. 139 00:06:53,800 --> 00:06:54,000 I mean, anyone can see that's a joke! 140 00:06:54,000 --> 00:06:56,000 I mean, anyone can see that's a joke! 141 00:06:57,240 --> 00:07:00,120 I had tinsel in me pubes, for fuck's sake! Oh, Jesus. 142 00:07:01,160 --> 00:07:02,000 (CHUCKLING) 143 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:03,160 (CHUCKLING) 144 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:06,080 DYLAN: This can't go on, dude. This MacDonaghs stuff... 145 00:07:06,120 --> 00:07:08,600 It's as, it's as bad as dealing with McCann. 146 00:07:08,640 --> 00:07:10,000 That could have turned nasty out there with JJ. Very nasty indeed. 147 00:07:10,000 --> 00:07:12,000 That could have turned nasty out there with JJ. Very nasty indeed. 148 00:07:16,360 --> 00:07:18,000 Well, I mean, we need to break away, obviously, don't we? 149 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,000 Well, I mean, we need to break away, obviously, don't we? 150 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:22,560 Yeah, how we gonna do that? They're the ones who sell the weed. 151 00:07:25,160 --> 00:07:26,000 I've had a bit of an idea. 152 00:07:26,000 --> 00:07:27,360 I've had a bit of an idea. 153 00:07:28,800 --> 00:07:31,160 We can't tell the others. 154 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:34,000 I think us three need to go out, have a bit of a trip tomorrow. 155 00:07:34,000 --> 00:07:34,800 I think us three need to go out, have a bit of a trip tomorrow. 156 00:07:35,840 --> 00:07:38,320 Trip? Where to? 157 00:07:39,360 --> 00:07:41,760 Manolito. 158 00:07:41,800 --> 00:07:42,000 And this time, if he thinks I'm getting in that jacuzzi, 159 00:07:42,000 --> 00:07:44,520 And this time, if he thinks I'm getting in that jacuzzi, 160 00:07:44,560 --> 00:07:46,960 he'll be very much mistaken. 161 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:50,000 MANOLITO: Tell me, what do you want? 162 00:07:50,000 --> 00:07:50,480 MANOLITO: Tell me, what do you want? 163 00:07:50,520 --> 00:07:54,200 Well, we've just come, to apologise again, 164 00:07:54,240 --> 00:07:58,000 just for this exotic zoo ice, ridiculous fucking situation. 165 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:58,600 just for this exotic zoo ice, ridiculous fucking situation. 166 00:07:58,640 --> 00:08:01,920 It was a debacle and I'm sorry. All right? Feel guilty about it. 167 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:04,200 Won't blame you for not trusting us either. 168 00:08:04,240 --> 00:08:06,000 I really fucking mean that. I really do mean that. 169 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:07,520 I really fucking mean that. I really do mean that. 170 00:08:08,600 --> 00:08:11,200 You know, I... I've come here today... 171 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:14,000 ..with an open...hand. 172 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:15,800 ..with an open...hand. 173 00:08:16,880 --> 00:08:19,840 You know, of, of recon, er... 174 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:22,000 Reconciliation. Yeah, dude! For real. 175 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:22,840 Reconciliation. Yeah, dude! For real. 176 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:26,600 Reconciliation. All right? It's a business deal 177 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:30,000 that'll benefit yourself and it will also benefit us. 178 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:30,040 that'll benefit yourself and it will also benefit us. 179 00:08:31,040 --> 00:08:34,760 OK. Like Dumbo the elephant, I'm all ears. 180 00:08:35,800 --> 00:08:38,000 Look, the way we see it, yeah? You're the man who sells the weed, 181 00:08:38,000 --> 00:08:39,840 Look, the way we see it, yeah? You're the man who sells the weed, 182 00:08:39,880 --> 00:08:42,960 and you've got an online empire, you're doing very well. Very well. 183 00:08:43,000 --> 00:08:46,000 And we're the growers. And you said so yourself, dude. 184 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:46,200 And we're the growers. And you said so yourself, dude. 185 00:08:46,240 --> 00:08:48,800 We provide you with an excellent product. Hm. 186 00:08:48,840 --> 00:08:51,000 Superb plant. It is superb! 187 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:54,000 Thank you. We are known locally as the wizards of weed. 188 00:08:57,080 --> 00:09:02,000 Look... You, you sell it, all right? And you sell it fucking well. 189 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:02,840 Look... You, you sell it, all right? And you sell it fucking well. 190 00:09:02,880 --> 00:09:05,360 We grow it, and we grow it well, so just tell me where 191 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:07,920 the MacDonaghs fit in, what do they actually do? 192 00:09:07,960 --> 00:09:10,000 How do you mean? They, they're just the bridge. 193 00:09:10,000 --> 00:09:10,320 How do you mean? They, they're just the bridge. 194 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:12,520 They're just a bridge between you and us. 195 00:09:12,560 --> 00:09:15,240 Even if, we just fuck the bridge. Fuck the bridge. 196 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:18,000 Fuck the bridge! Fuck it. Right up its bridge arsehole. 197 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:18,160 Fuck the bridge! Fuck it. Right up its bridge arsehole. 198 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:20,440 You know, what if we all just realised... 199 00:09:20,480 --> 00:09:23,280 That there was no need for a bridge because there was in fact, 200 00:09:23,320 --> 00:09:25,600 a lovely little country lane. With a pub. 201 00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:26,000 And what's that? A delightful duck pond. Nice! 202 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,600 And what's that? A delightful duck pond. Nice! 203 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:33,320 So we lose the bridge and make more money? 204 00:09:33,360 --> 00:09:34,000 Oh, dude, a lot! A lot. Lot of money. 205 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,080 Oh, dude, a lot! A lot. Lot of money. 206 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:40,800 They would not be happy. Depends what you tell 'em, don't it? 207 00:09:40,840 --> 00:09:42,000 Just say, you know, "I've changed suppliers. 208 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,240 Just say, you know, "I've changed suppliers. 209 00:09:43,280 --> 00:09:46,120 "Ergo, I've no more need for your product." Badaboom! 210 00:09:48,640 --> 00:09:50,000 Eh... Sorry, gentlemen. I'm an honourable man. 211 00:09:50,000 --> 00:09:52,080 Eh... Sorry, gentlemen. I'm an honourable man. 212 00:09:52,120 --> 00:09:54,920 I have a business arrangement with the MacDonagh Brothers 213 00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:58,000 I cannot renege on. Johnathan, bring the robes! 214 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:58,680 I cannot renege on. Johnathan, bring the robes! 215 00:10:09,200 --> 00:10:11,600 (PHONE RINGING) 216 00:10:12,960 --> 00:10:14,000 JIM: Cheers, doc. 217 00:10:14,000 --> 00:10:15,000 JIM: Cheers, doc. 218 00:10:16,480 --> 00:10:19,800 Oi, what the fuck are you doing here? 219 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:22,000 Nosey shot the crow. 220 00:10:22,000 --> 00:10:22,120 Nosey shot the crow. 221 00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:25,640 Oh, is it private, like an old man bumhole thing? 222 00:10:25,680 --> 00:10:28,000 As a matter of fact, it is private. 223 00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:30,000 I come for some Viagra, on prescription. Oh? 224 00:10:30,000 --> 00:10:31,640 I come for some Viagra, on prescription. Oh? 225 00:10:33,160 --> 00:10:35,600 Shit! Listen. For fuck's sake. 226 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:38,000 What are you getting Viagra for, man? You ain't shagging anyone! 227 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:38,600 What are you getting Viagra for, man? You ain't shagging anyone! 228 00:10:38,640 --> 00:10:41,640 I'm not shagging anyone. RECEPTIONIST: Vincent O'Neal? 229 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:46,000 So, what do you want it for then? I like the feeling... 230 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:46,160 So, what do you want it for then? I like the feeling... 231 00:10:47,240 --> 00:10:49,720 When I'm in the bath, or lay on the bed. 232 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:53,080 Sound? I've a massive stork on. All right, weird. 233 00:10:53,120 --> 00:10:54,000 I don't pull it! I don't care. It just stands there, 234 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,720 I don't pull it! I don't care. It just stands there, 235 00:10:55,760 --> 00:10:59,040 like Nelson's column. For hours. Right. 236 00:10:59,080 --> 00:11:01,880 I'm off home for a bath, Vin. See you later! 237 00:11:01,920 --> 00:11:02,000 I'm just so sorry love. Fuck me! Awful man. 238 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:05,880 I'm just so sorry love. Fuck me! Awful man. 239 00:11:07,680 --> 00:11:10,000 Cancer? Canker. 240 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:10,400 Cancer? Canker. 241 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:14,640 "Canker"? Canker. Sounds like you're saying "cancer" in a baby voice. 242 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:18,000 No, it kills pigeons. And he's fucking heart broken now. 243 00:11:18,000 --> 00:11:18,560 No, it kills pigeons. And he's fucking heart broken now. 244 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:21,800 You know, he's going through all the stages of grief. 245 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:25,120 'First it was denial...' I don't think he's really dead. 246 00:11:25,160 --> 00:11:26,000 I think his spirit will live on in this flat! 247 00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,640 I think his spirit will live on in this flat! 248 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:31,400 And then, it was anger... (YELLING) 249 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,480 For God's sake! 250 00:11:35,640 --> 00:11:38,400 And I forgot the third one. 251 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:42,000 Bargaining. Barg... No! Fucking self-disgust it was, I think. 252 00:11:42,000 --> 00:11:42,800 Bargaining. Barg... No! Fucking self-disgust it was, I think. 253 00:11:42,840 --> 00:11:45,840 (BELCHES) I killed him. 254 00:11:45,880 --> 00:11:50,000 Cos I couldn't look after him, cos I'm a lazy, disgusting slob! 255 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:50,320 Cos I couldn't look after him, cos I'm a lazy, disgusting slob! 256 00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:53,600 Don't think that's an official stage, is it? 257 00:11:53,640 --> 00:11:56,760 Well, either way, he's fuckin' heartbroken, lost his best mate. 258 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,000 We'll have to snap him out of it. Well, I don't know. 259 00:11:58,000 --> 00:11:59,320 We'll have to snap him out of it. Well, I don't know. 260 00:11:59,360 --> 00:12:02,760 Grief takes a while, it ripples on for months, sometimes years. 261 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,000 Why don't you just treat him like a dead goldfish, 262 00:12:06,000 --> 00:12:07,160 Why don't you just treat him like a dead goldfish, 263 00:12:07,200 --> 00:12:09,440 just flush him down the bog and get a new one? 264 00:12:09,480 --> 00:12:12,400 You can't flush a fucking pigeon down the toilet. 265 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,000 You know. You saying just replace him? 266 00:12:14,000 --> 00:12:14,640 You know. You saying just replace him? 267 00:12:14,680 --> 00:12:18,840 No not a replacement, more of a sequel, "son of Nigel". 268 00:12:18,880 --> 00:12:21,200 Tell him there's a family connection, 269 00:12:21,240 --> 00:12:22,000 it's his cousin or something. It's lying to him though, innit? 270 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,840 it's his cousin or something. It's lying to him though, innit? 271 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:27,800 Do you know what I mean? It's a white lie, to make him feel better. 272 00:12:27,840 --> 00:12:30,000 All right, so what? Like, a reincarnation situation. 273 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,520 All right, so what? Like, a reincarnation situation. 274 00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:33,720 Of a pigeon? Too much, innit? 275 00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:37,600 No, I'd stick to the family connection. All right. 276 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:42,000 I think I treat someone who breeds pigeons. 277 00:12:42,040 --> 00:12:45,360 Shall I fetch his number up? Fucking yes! Yeah, definitely. 278 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,160 Yeah, this is him. Marlon Clegg. 279 00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,560 Ooh... Also known as "Drill Bit". 280 00:12:53,680 --> 00:12:54,000 What do you call him Drill Bit for? Cos he's a small, boring tool. 281 00:12:54,000 --> 00:12:57,200 What do you call him Drill Bit for? Cos he's a small, boring tool. 282 00:12:57,240 --> 00:12:59,480 Ah! (LAUGHS) 283 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:02,000 VINNIE: Now listen, we want you to stay very, very quiet now. 284 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,280 VINNIE: Now listen, we want you to stay very, very quiet now. 285 00:13:03,320 --> 00:13:07,200 Because there is a very special individual, on this fuck truck. 286 00:13:07,240 --> 00:13:10,000 All right? So, let's have a really quiet drum roll. 287 00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:10,240 All right? So, let's have a really quiet drum roll. 288 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:12,400 Drum roll. Quiet drum roll. 289 00:13:12,440 --> 00:13:14,960 Very quiet, very quiet! 290 00:13:15,000 --> 00:13:18,000 And the reveal... (SINGS) Ta-da! 291 00:13:18,000 --> 00:13:18,520 And the reveal... (SINGS) Ta-da! 292 00:13:20,320 --> 00:13:21,760 Oh. 293 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:25,880 It's not Nigel. No, it's not Nigel. It's never gonna be Nigel. 294 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:26,000 No, it's not Nigel, but I want you to listen to me now, 295 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,640 No, it's not Nigel, but I want you to listen to me now, 296 00:13:28,680 --> 00:13:30,800 cos this is really important, this. 297 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:33,920 This is a life lesson for all of us, yeah? 298 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:34,000 This... 299 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:35,440 This... 300 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:39,720 .. is the next generation of Pige. 301 00:13:39,760 --> 00:13:42,000 You know, it's, it's new and improved. 302 00:13:42,000 --> 00:13:42,200 You know, it's, it's new and improved. 303 00:13:42,240 --> 00:13:44,600 It's like the fucking, erm... 304 00:13:44,640 --> 00:13:47,160 Circle of life. The circle of life. The circle, yeah. 305 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:50,000 You've got antelope, they're scoffing up all the grass. 306 00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:50,080 You've got antelope, they're scoffing up all the grass. 307 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:54,720 They crap that out. More grass grows, more antelope do, er... 308 00:13:55,840 --> 00:13:58,000 Look. Listen, listen. Right. 309 00:13:58,000 --> 00:13:58,520 Look. Listen, listen. Right. 310 00:13:58,560 --> 00:14:01,600 One day, the sun is gonna set on all of us. 311 00:14:01,640 --> 00:14:05,480 Yeah? And our bodies become the earth. 312 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:09,920 And new life springs... 313 00:14:09,960 --> 00:14:12,160 That's true. Yeah? 314 00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,000 Now, this little fella's life is just beginning, Cardi. 315 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:16,320 Now, this little fella's life is just beginning, Cardi. 316 00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:22,000 And, and Nigel, yeah? Nigel would want him to...flourish. 317 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:24,160 And, and Nigel, yeah? Nigel would want him to...flourish. 318 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,520 Take him to Church. Take him to Church! 319 00:14:26,560 --> 00:14:29,000 That's so beautiful. Amen! Come on. 320 00:14:29,040 --> 00:14:30,000 Look at his little face there. look at the lad. 321 00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:31,560 Look at his little face there. look at the lad. 322 00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:34,720 Have a quick look. All wrapped up, like a cheeky little pasty there! 323 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:36,960 (LAUGHS) TOMMO: Like a lovely burrito. 324 00:14:37,000 --> 00:14:38,000 Dude. I mean, come ed, man. He's gorgeous. Kiss his face. 325 00:14:38,000 --> 00:14:40,600 Dude. I mean, come ed, man. He's gorgeous. Kiss his face. 326 00:14:40,640 --> 00:14:43,240 Hiyah! Kiss his nervous nose... Bit sexual! 327 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:46,000 Oh, he loves you. I'll call him Alan. 328 00:14:46,040 --> 00:14:48,680 You shan't call him Alan. You shan't call him Alan. 329 00:14:48,720 --> 00:14:51,960 It's always a terrible name, dude. It sounds like a fucking... 330 00:14:52,000 --> 00:14:54,000 ..manager at a mid-sized Netto. It really does. 331 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:54,360 ..manager at a mid-sized Netto. It really does. 332 00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:56,560 It's all right, Alan. Ignore them. 333 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,840 (COOING) Hello, Alan. 334 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:05,920 VINNIE: Bloody hell! 335 00:15:06,920 --> 00:15:09,840 TOMMO: Lucky number. What can we do for you? 336 00:15:09,880 --> 00:15:10,000 I'm here strictly for business. Hm. 337 00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:13,000 I'm here strictly for business. Hm. 338 00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:15,440 He is a big boy, no? 339 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:18,000 His dick is so big, it's a medical mystery. 340 00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,040 His dick is so big, it's a medical mystery. 341 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,040 Face melter. 342 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,120 (LAUGHS) 343 00:15:27,440 --> 00:15:29,960 So, I have been thinking about your offer. 344 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:34,000 It kept me up late last night, I was tossing and turning in bed. 345 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:34,400 It kept me up late last night, I was tossing and turning in bed. 346 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:38,640 And at 3am, I get up, and make myself an omelette, 347 00:15:38,680 --> 00:15:41,320 and I make myself the decision. Hm. Bless him. 348 00:15:41,360 --> 00:15:42,000 You are right. They are terrible people. We cut them out. 349 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:45,480 You are right. They are terrible people. We cut them out. 350 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:50,000 But on one condition. Mm-hm. 351 00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:50,080 But on one condition. Mm-hm. 352 00:15:50,120 --> 00:15:52,960 Davey has some, er, photography of me. 353 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:56,880 Here we go... It was a birthday party, in a hotel. 354 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:58,000 I was a little drunk, I got a little carried away. 355 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,960 I was a little drunk, I got a little carried away. 356 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:05,160 I happen to know he keeps them on a laptop in his home office, 357 00:16:05,200 --> 00:16:06,000 and on an external hard drive. But don't worry, he is not technical. 358 00:16:06,000 --> 00:16:08,920 and on an external hard drive. But don't worry, he is not technical. 359 00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:11,440 He does not keep them on the Cloud - he thinks the Cloud 360 00:16:11,480 --> 00:16:14,000 is where the rain comes from! He doesn't even know how to PDF a file. 361 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,040 is where the rain comes from! He doesn't even know how to PDF a file. 362 00:16:15,080 --> 00:16:19,120 And your friends, clearly excellent thieves... 363 00:16:19,160 --> 00:16:22,000 You get those items back and I cut those bastards off forever. 364 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,200 You get those items back and I cut those bastards off forever. 365 00:16:25,280 --> 00:16:28,600 Now if Davey finds out that we've been his gaff, 366 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:30,000 he'll fucking kill us all. Balls off. (CLEARS THROAT) 367 00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:32,440 he'll fucking kill us all. Balls off. (CLEARS THROAT) 368 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:37,040 There is risk, of course. But in the words of the great bearded one, 369 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,000 Noel Edmonds - it's deal or no deal. 370 00:16:38,000 --> 00:16:40,480 Noel Edmonds - it's deal or no deal. 371 00:16:44,600 --> 00:16:46,000 Noel Edmonds. I didn't see that coming. I didn't. 372 00:16:46,000 --> 00:16:48,240 Noel Edmonds. I didn't see that coming. I didn't. 373 00:16:49,520 --> 00:16:51,960 Right, so we're gotta break into the MacDonaghs? 374 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,000 Are you insane? No! It's a good idea. 375 00:16:54,000 --> 00:16:55,040 Are you insane? No! It's a good idea. 376 00:16:55,080 --> 00:16:57,800 And it's not the MacDonaghs - they don't live together 377 00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:00,760 like Bert and fucking Ernie. We're breaking into Davey's house. 378 00:17:00,800 --> 00:17:02,000 They slept in the same bed, them two, Bert and Ernie. 379 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,480 They slept in the same bed, them two, Bert and Ernie. 380 00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:06,000 I'm just saying. Just saying what? 381 00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:08,160 Just saying they, they shared a bed. 382 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,000 Ernie was always in them rainbow tops. 383 00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:10,400 Ernie was always in them rainbow tops. 384 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:13,520 All right. Oh, right, yeah, Bert and Ernie. Yeah, they're gay. 385 00:17:13,560 --> 00:17:16,360 While where at it, Big Bird, I'd say bisexual. 386 00:17:16,400 --> 00:17:18,000 And Cookie Monster, putting it out there, cum-hungry fuck pig! 387 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,120 And Cookie Monster, putting it out there, cum-hungry fuck pig! 388 00:17:20,160 --> 00:17:22,880 (LAUGHTER) And once again, we seem to have gone 389 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:25,400 wildly off topic, from getting ourselves murdered 390 00:17:25,440 --> 00:17:26,000 to fucking puppets. What the fuck is wrong with you now, Dylan? 391 00:17:26,000 --> 00:17:28,360 to fucking puppets. What the fuck is wrong with you now, Dylan? 392 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:31,000 Well, I just.. Getting into bed with people like this.. 393 00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,800 Like we have done in the hope of getting rich, dude... 394 00:17:33,840 --> 00:17:34,000 One of us is gonna get killed. They're dangerous people. 395 00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:36,560 One of us is gonna get killed. They're dangerous people. 396 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:39,360 Look how they hunted down Jihan, they're not just gonna let us 397 00:17:39,400 --> 00:17:41,600 walk away from this. ERIN: Yeah, Dylan's right. 398 00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:42,000 I mean, first McCann, now these guys. It's fucking, it is dangerous. 399 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:44,720 I mean, first McCann, now these guys. It's fucking, it is dangerous. 400 00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:47,280 It is. I don't like... Look, I'm fucking shitting it too. 401 00:17:47,320 --> 00:17:49,840 I'm not happy about this situation. Listen to me. 402 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:50,000 If we're not in business with 'em, we're no fucking use to 'em, are we? 403 00:17:50,000 --> 00:17:53,320 If we're not in business with 'em, we're no fucking use to 'em, are we? 404 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:56,400 TOMMO: Yeah. Well, all right. Let's just do it, then. Yeah. 405 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,000 JJ, you have the floor. OK, yeah! Plan. 406 00:17:58,000 --> 00:18:00,800 JJ, you have the floor. OK, yeah! Plan. 407 00:18:00,840 --> 00:18:03,320 'Right, so we went to look the house yesterday. 408 00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:05,760 'It's actually a big house. It's massive, it's nice. 409 00:18:05,800 --> 00:18:06,000 'It's got a full-on alarm system, not gonna lie. 410 00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:08,080 'It's got a full-on alarm system, not gonna lie. 411 00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:10,160 'But low front gate, and side access.' 412 00:18:10,200 --> 00:18:12,600 If I take you upstairs, at the back, there is a window. 413 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,000 I'm thinking it's leading to like a bedroom-bathroom situation. 414 00:18:14,000 --> 00:18:15,600 I'm thinking it's leading to like a bedroom-bathroom situation. 415 00:18:15,640 --> 00:18:18,280 So if we can get up there and penetrate all the upper floors, 416 00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:20,960 that's our way in. How are we supposed to get up there? 417 00:18:21,000 --> 00:18:22,000 Cleaners, window cleaners. Window cleaners, yeah! Oh, right. 418 00:18:22,000 --> 00:18:23,880 Cleaners, window cleaners. Window cleaners, yeah! Oh, right. 419 00:18:23,920 --> 00:18:26,000 Got all the gear. Great big levers! 420 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:28,960 What happens when the alarm goes off, when you go on the property? 421 00:18:29,000 --> 00:18:30,000 'A-ha! So, from where we're sat in the van, 422 00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:31,320 'A-ha! So, from where we're sat in the van, 423 00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:34,120 'I can just about see the alarm code panel. So I'm thinking... 424 00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:36,680 Fucking hell! '..we film him when he leaves the house. 425 00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:38,000 'I will then enlarge the image, and I'll be able to see' 426 00:18:38,000 --> 00:18:39,440 'I will then enlarge the image, and I'll be able to see' 427 00:18:39,480 --> 00:18:42,000 the four digits. VINNIE: This guy. This fucker. 428 00:18:42,040 --> 00:18:45,240 He's a genius, I... That child will be a child genius. 429 00:18:45,280 --> 00:18:46,000 One problem. We need to know when the fucker's leaving the house. 430 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,560 One problem. We need to know when the fucker's leaving the house. 431 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:51,600 Because he needs to be gone for, like, what? At least an hour. 432 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:54,000 We need to figure out a way of bugging his phone, 433 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,600 We need to figure out a way of bugging his phone, 434 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:57,480 or decoding his, er, language. 435 00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:01,680 What? Well, there's no way of doing that. You can't install 436 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:02,000 a bugging device unless you've got access to the house. 437 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:04,600 a bugging device unless you've got access to the house. 438 00:19:04,640 --> 00:19:08,240 Catch-22. It is that. Is it? Yeah. 439 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,000 Catch-23? It's not, it's a Catch-22. You got it the first time. 440 00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:11,400 Catch-23? It's not, it's a Catch-22. You got it the first time. 441 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:14,160 You had it. I've got it! Teddy cam. 442 00:19:15,360 --> 00:19:17,880 Right, I've been looking for things for babies online. 443 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:18,000 There, there's a mountains of stuff, it's ridiculous. 444 00:19:18,000 --> 00:19:20,600 There, there's a mountains of stuff, it's ridiculous. 445 00:19:20,640 --> 00:19:23,600 But there's this thing, teddy cam. What is it? 446 00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,840 So like, it's to keep an eye on little kids 447 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:26,000 when you're not in the room, or babysitters while you're out. 448 00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:28,680 when you're not in the room, or babysitters while you're out. 449 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:31,720 It's got sound and vision, and it can record for, like, three days 450 00:19:31,760 --> 00:19:34,000 before the battery goes. Now that is an excellent idea, Sugar. 451 00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:35,200 before the battery goes. Now that is an excellent idea, Sugar. 452 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:37,840 It really is, and listen, I respect you, both as a friend 453 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:40,840 and latterly, as a women in your own right. But... 454 00:19:40,880 --> 00:19:42,000 ..he's a grown man, he won't want a fucking teddy, will he? 455 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,480 ..he's a grown man, he won't want a fucking teddy, will he? 456 00:19:43,520 --> 00:19:47,120 No, but if we send him one, he's not gonna chuck it in the bin, is he? 457 00:19:50,920 --> 00:19:52,800 (DOORBELL RINGS) 458 00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:04,920 Ooh, ooh! Shit! What's he thinking? 459 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:06,000 "From you know who..." 460 00:20:06,000 --> 00:20:07,080 "From you know who..." 461 00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:09,480 He's checking, checking it out. Jesus Christ! 462 00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:12,000 Guys, if we get caught, he fucking works this out, 463 00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:14,000 we're just screwed. He likes it... 464 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:14,520 we're just screwed. He likes it... 465 00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:17,480 Oh, he's kissing it! Fuckin' smooching it up. We're in here! 466 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,920 We'll put you here. Can't be missing a fucking thing. 467 00:20:19,960 --> 00:20:22,000 There's got to be someone behind this screen at all times, right? 468 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:22,880 There's got to be someone behind this screen at all times, right? 469 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,400 We need an hour, preferably a little bit more, if we can. 470 00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,680 Yeah? So, it's just action stations. 471 00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:30,000 (PHONE BEEPING) Ready Eddie. Oi... 472 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:30,200 (PHONE BEEPING) Ready Eddie. Oi... 473 00:20:30,240 --> 00:20:33,520 Oi! Yeah? The fuck did I just say then, dude? 474 00:20:33,560 --> 00:20:36,680 Er, you're saying, erm, that it's shift work. 475 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,000 Have someone behind the screen at all times. 476 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,000 Have someone behind the screen at all times. 477 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,880 Ready to go at a moment's notice, high alert, ready Eddie. 478 00:20:41,920 --> 00:20:44,160 Nailed it. I've been keeping notes... 479 00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:54,000 Jessica. Or Jess? Yeah. 480 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:54,560 Jessica. Or Jess? Yeah. 481 00:20:55,560 --> 00:20:57,960 Emily, Emily's cute. I like Emily. 482 00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,080 Aw! Fuck me. 483 00:21:01,360 --> 00:21:02,000 Does the cat lick it off? Does it? 484 00:21:02,000 --> 00:21:03,920 Does the cat lick it off? Does it? 485 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:07,760 You see his entire hoot. 486 00:21:09,360 --> 00:21:10,000 (SHOUTS) One more time, Boohoo! 487 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,760 (SHOUTS) One more time, Boohoo! 488 00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:14,800 You're meant to go and make little kids fuckin' laugh! 489 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:18,000 Knobhead! Get off me, you knobhead. 490 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:18,400 Knobhead! Get off me, you knobhead. 491 00:21:28,640 --> 00:21:31,000 Leave that bear where it was, you fuckers. 492 00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,440 Time for a cup of cocoa... 493 00:21:37,440 --> 00:21:39,720 Is he ever gonna leave that fucking house? 494 00:21:43,280 --> 00:21:45,840 A knobhead! (GROANS) 495 00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:49,960 Cardi, fucking hell! 496 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:54,200 DAVEY: Thank you for the gift. Don't play the innocent with me. 497 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:57,960 What time? 498 00:21:58,000 --> 00:22:01,240 Seven? We could meet at the usual place... 499 00:22:01,280 --> 00:22:03,960 Ring Vinnie, we're on. ..and take it from there. 500 00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:30,000 (CAR BEEPS) 501 00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:30,720 (CAR BEEPS) 502 00:22:30,760 --> 00:22:33,080 (ENGINE REVS) Here we go. 503 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:38,000 We're on! Let's have it. 504 00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:38,320 We're on! Let's have it. 505 00:22:40,640 --> 00:22:43,880 The fuck have your brought Alan for? Lucky charm, like Nigel. 506 00:22:43,920 --> 00:22:46,000 Nigel almost had us killed last time. Yeah. But we didn't, did he? 507 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:47,080 Nigel almost had us killed last time. Yeah. But we didn't, did he? 508 00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:49,360 Open... Yeah! 509 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,200 Away you go, Ashley. Come on. Why is it always me? 510 00:22:53,240 --> 00:22:54,000 Cos you were in the fucking circus. You're good with heights and that. 511 00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,400 Cos you were in the fucking circus. You're good with heights and that. 512 00:22:56,440 --> 00:22:59,600 I sold popcorn. Get up them fucking ladders! The fucking ladder. 513 00:22:59,640 --> 00:23:02,000 Hey, if the alarm goes off, you get down these stairs, 514 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:02,320 Hey, if the alarm goes off, you get down these stairs, 515 00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:05,280 you fucking punch in that... I hate ladders. Punch in the code! 516 00:23:05,320 --> 00:23:08,880 You know this. Fucking help me! You'll fucking shake it off the wall. 517 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:12,280 Oh! Shin first. 518 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:16,680 (ALARM BLARING) 519 00:23:21,720 --> 00:23:24,120 (THUD) (ALARM CONTINUING) 520 00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:26,000 Fuck! Why is the alarm still going off? 521 00:23:26,000 --> 00:23:26,200 Fuck! Why is the alarm still going off? 522 00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,680 He got the fucking wrong code. What?! It's got nothing 523 00:23:28,720 --> 00:23:31,520 to do with the code, Dylan. Someone's gonna have to go up there 524 00:23:31,560 --> 00:23:34,000 and find him. Thomas, go on. Why me? Get the fuck up the ladder! Me... 525 00:23:34,000 --> 00:23:34,560 and find him. Thomas, go on. Why me? Get the fuck up the ladder! Me... 526 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:37,120 (SHOUTS) Fucking hell! Shit. Rock, paper, scissors. 527 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:39,400 One, two, three... Ah! Go. 528 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:42,000 You get the fuck in there and you punch that code in. 529 00:23:42,000 --> 00:23:43,640 You get the fuck in there and you punch that code in. 530 00:23:44,880 --> 00:23:47,000 Fucking hurry up! Christ. 531 00:23:48,160 --> 00:23:50,000 Ashley! Ashley! 532 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:50,280 Ashley! Ashley! 533 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:53,200 Ashley? 534 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,680 You had one job. One fucking job, you dickhead! 535 00:23:56,840 --> 00:23:58,000 What's the code? Ashley? Er... The code, Ashley! 536 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,600 What's the code? Ashley? Er... The code, Ashley! 537 00:23:59,640 --> 00:24:03,000 1, 2... 3, 2, 1. 538 00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,000 What, are you counting down numbers? Try 9-9-9, then. 539 00:24:06,000 --> 00:24:06,400 What, are you counting down numbers? Try 9-9-9, then. 540 00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:10,160 What is wrong with people? Where the fuck is he now? Ashley! 541 00:24:10,200 --> 00:24:12,600 ERIN: Oh, shit! The neighbours are looking. 542 00:24:12,640 --> 00:24:14,000 Tom? Yeah, 1-2-6-7. 543 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:15,600 Tom? Yeah, 1-2-6-7. 544 00:24:16,880 --> 00:24:19,440 Shit! That neighbour's coming now. I'll deal with it... 545 00:24:19,480 --> 00:24:21,680 No, I'll go. What, a female window cleaner? 546 00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:22,000 Yes, Cardi. Come on, I'll come with you for credibility and that. 547 00:24:22,000 --> 00:24:24,640 Yes, Cardi. Come on, I'll come with you for credibility and that. 548 00:24:24,680 --> 00:24:26,880 What's wrong with you? What you been doing? 549 00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:29,320 Dyl, you know those stairs. I fell down them! 550 00:24:29,360 --> 00:24:30,000 Hi! You all right, fella? NEIGHBOUR: Hiya. 551 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,760 Hi! You all right, fella? NEIGHBOUR: Hiya. 552 00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,640 We're just window cleaners. No cause for alarm! No. 553 00:24:34,680 --> 00:24:37,280 You having that? Our window cleaner's Pete the Eunuch. 554 00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,000 No, not any more. Mr MacDonagh's decided to go 555 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,880 No, not any more. Mr MacDonagh's decided to go 556 00:24:39,920 --> 00:24:42,880 for a more professional outfit. Hello. Hiya. 557 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:45,920 Actually, Pete is quite useless. Oh. 558 00:24:45,960 --> 00:24:46,000 I mean, he leaves these streaky patches! 559 00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:48,040 I mean, he leaves these streaky patches! 560 00:24:48,080 --> 00:24:51,160 He's a streaker, he's a patcher. He's known in the industry for that. 561 00:24:51,200 --> 00:24:53,320 Tell you what. Maybe you can do ours. 562 00:24:53,360 --> 00:24:54,000 I don't see why not. I mean, it's the wife that makes all the decisions. 563 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:56,520 I don't see why not. I mean, it's the wife that makes all the decisions. 564 00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:59,640 Well... Will you come speak with her? Yeah, let's go... Where is she? 565 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:02,000 Go and talk to her. Come on, Erin! She's in the kitchen. Yeah? 566 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:02,360 Go and talk to her. Come on, Erin! She's in the kitchen. Yeah? 567 00:25:02,400 --> 00:25:04,880 Yeah, we'll move some stuff about. Great! Fuck's sake! 568 00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,120 What you saying, then? What day's good for you? 569 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,000 Christ alive! 570 00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:11,120 Christ alive! 571 00:25:11,160 --> 00:25:13,560 Fuck... Bit small, aren't they? 572 00:25:15,680 --> 00:25:17,680 Ah...! (LAUGHS) 573 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:18,000 Oh, for fuck's sake. Now you've gone and broken his perv dick collection. 574 00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,080 Oh, for fuck's sake. Now you've gone and broken his perv dick collection. 575 00:25:21,120 --> 00:25:23,800 Right, there's the laptop. Now we just need to find 576 00:25:23,840 --> 00:25:26,000 the external hard drive. And you, find some glue. 577 00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:26,320 the external hard drive. And you, find some glue. 578 00:25:26,360 --> 00:25:28,480 Someone spent time on that. 579 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:48,520 ERIN: Yeah, he does seem a bit strange. 580 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:50,000 Oh, he is. He's a right funny one, him next door. 581 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:50,720 Oh, he is. He's a right funny one, him next door. 582 00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:53,760 Keeps himself to himself most of the time, but we hear rumours. 583 00:25:53,800 --> 00:25:56,480 Hmm... What rumours! Mm! 584 00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,000 The things he gets up to. And that thing the other week. 585 00:25:58,000 --> 00:26:00,000 The things he gets up to. And that thing the other week. 586 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:02,520 Oh, yeah! Go on, you're gonna have to tell us. 587 00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:05,000 What is it? Some woman, screaming. 588 00:26:05,040 --> 00:26:06,000 All kind of fuss, weren't it? We were too scared to look. 589 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,040 All kind of fuss, weren't it? We were too scared to look. 590 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,120 Go get it! Oh, yeah. Be a minute. 591 00:26:10,160 --> 00:26:12,840 Our CCTV covers a bit of their driveway. 592 00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:14,000 And his brother was running after someone with an axe! 593 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:16,280 And his brother was running after someone with an axe! 594 00:26:16,320 --> 00:26:18,240 An axe? 595 00:26:19,760 --> 00:26:22,000 Let's have a look. Come on, gather round! 596 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:22,200 Let's have a look. Come on, gather round! 597 00:26:22,240 --> 00:26:24,320 Here we go... 598 00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:28,520 (BUTTON CLICKS) There. God, it is an axe! 599 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:30,000 That's a fucking axe. That's scary! 600 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,000 That's a fucking axe. That's scary! 601 00:26:32,040 --> 00:26:35,400 Obviously, she saw the whole thing? Yeah. God help her. 602 00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:38,000 I said we should call the police. And I said we don't want involving. 603 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:38,680 I said we should call the police. And I said we don't want involving. 604 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:42,080 Yeah. No. You do right, don't get involved in something like that. 605 00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:44,520 Yeah, it's not worth it. Awful, how frightening. 606 00:26:44,560 --> 00:26:46,000 Hm! Crying out loud. Now listen, we've got to get off. 607 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:47,960 Hm! Crying out loud. Now listen, we've got to get off. 608 00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:50,560 We're late for another bloody client. Oh! 609 00:26:50,600 --> 00:26:52,920 I've been enjoying, it's been nice, hasn't it? 610 00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,000 I really... Thank you! You have to come round again. 611 00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:55,280 I really... Thank you! You have to come round again. 612 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:58,280 Yeah! We'd love to come round again. Yeah! Now listen, Wednesday. 613 00:26:58,320 --> 00:27:00,520 Wednesday, we can go. We'll rejig some stuff. 614 00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:02,000 OK... Wet and Wild is what we're called, all right? 615 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,000 OK... Wet and Wild is what we're called, all right? 616 00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:06,560 So look us up online. I'm Wild one, she's really, er... 617 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:09,440 Er... Fucking hell! I've left my bloody phone. 618 00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:10,000 OK... Go back to go and grab it? Yeah. Fantastic! 619 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:12,440 OK... Go back to go and grab it? Yeah. Fantastic! 620 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:26,000 (SHUDDERS) It's not holding, lads. 621 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:28,160 (SHUDDERS) It's not holding, lads. 622 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:31,560 That's cos your using a fucking glue stick. Tommo, this is taking forever. 623 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,000 We've got to get out of here! No, no! Nobody leaves 624 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:34,040 We've got to get out of here! No, no! Nobody leaves 625 00:27:34,080 --> 00:27:36,640 until we find that fucking hard drive. Ashley! 626 00:27:36,680 --> 00:27:39,960 Relinquish the penis... and find the fucking hard drive. 627 00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:45,240 Fucking bellend! 628 00:27:45,280 --> 00:27:47,560 Right, let's get out of here. Fucking Wet and Wild? 629 00:27:47,600 --> 00:27:50,000 It's all I could think of. Check this out, stole their fucking card. 630 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:50,600 It's all I could think of. Check this out, stole their fucking card. 631 00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:53,720 That's our fucking... Fucking hell! Look out! It's fucking Davey. 632 00:27:56,160 --> 00:27:58,000 Ring Tommo! Ring him. 633 00:27:58,000 --> 00:27:58,280 Ring Tommo! Ring him. 634 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:04,680 (MOBILE BUZZING) 635 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:06,000 Vinnie, what? Abort, dude. Abort! 636 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,280 Vinnie, what? Abort, dude. Abort! 637 00:28:07,320 --> 00:28:09,440 Abort? What the fuck do you mean, abort? 638 00:28:09,480 --> 00:28:12,680 What you mean, what do I mean abort? Abort the fucking mission. Get out! 639 00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:14,000 Davey, he's fucking back. He's got someone with him. Fuck! 640 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:15,680 Davey, he's fucking back. He's got someone with him. Fuck! 641 00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,800 Shit, we having got the fucking hard drive! Agh! 642 00:28:20,960 --> 00:28:22,000 Abort! Abort! What? 643 00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,240 Abort! Abort! What? 644 00:28:23,280 --> 00:28:25,600 Fucking hell! Come up the stairs. 645 00:28:27,240 --> 00:28:30,000 What's going on? Go, go, go! Go, go, go! Shit! 646 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:30,600 What's going on? Go, go, go! Go, go, go! Shit! 647 00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,320 What the fuck? What? 648 00:28:34,360 --> 00:28:36,600 Fuck, fuck, fuck! The ladder's slipped. 649 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,000 We'll have to go out the back door now. Come on! Fuck, fuck! 650 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,760 We'll have to go out the back door now. Come on! Fuck, fuck! 651 00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:44,400 (MOUTHS) 652 00:28:44,440 --> 00:28:46,000 (SMOOCHING) 653 00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:46,840 (SMOOCHING) 654 00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:49,240 DAVEY: Could've sworn I turned that alarm on. 655 00:28:49,280 --> 00:28:51,480 LISA: Forget the alarm, David! 656 00:28:57,840 --> 00:29:00,520 Oh, oh! Mm! 657 00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:02,000 And I'll go get... 658 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:02,720 And I'll go get... 659 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,760 Fuck! 660 00:29:13,920 --> 00:29:16,720 Here... Fuck off, it's my place. 661 00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:18,000 There's room for both of us! Just fucking... 662 00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:19,160 There's room for both of us! Just fucking... 663 00:29:19,200 --> 00:29:21,400 You and your massive hair. Fuck off! 664 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,520 (WHISPERS) Fuck! 665 00:29:29,280 --> 00:29:31,440 Get off me, JJ! 666 00:29:33,800 --> 00:29:34,000 Guess who brought bangers? Coming in... 667 00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,160 Guess who brought bangers? Coming in... 668 00:29:36,200 --> 00:29:38,840 What the fuck is wrong with you? Alan's favourite. 669 00:29:40,760 --> 00:29:42,000 Ah! It's the external hard drive. Careful now... 670 00:29:42,000 --> 00:29:43,200 Ah! It's the external hard drive. Careful now... 671 00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,840 That's someone's ashes, though. Careful. 672 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:48,400 (LAUGHS) Excellent, JJ! (PUFFS) 673 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:03,680 DAVEY: Oh, butter fingers! 674 00:30:04,880 --> 00:30:06,000 I've got that exact make and model. 675 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,120 I've got that exact make and model. 676 00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,000 Davey? DAVEY: I'm coming! 677 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:22,720 Davey? DAVEY: I'm coming! 678 00:30:22,760 --> 00:30:25,320 Not yet, I hope! 679 00:30:25,360 --> 00:30:28,280 Put these on. Have you been wearing these, Davey? 680 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:30,000 Strap this on. 681 00:30:30,000 --> 00:30:31,360 Strap this on. 682 00:30:31,400 --> 00:30:34,880 Oh, you're a dirty boy! I am a dirty boy. 683 00:30:34,920 --> 00:30:37,080 Pretend I'm your stepsister. 684 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:38,000 Daddy's out, and we shouldn't be left alone. Yeah. 685 00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:39,880 Daddy's out, and we shouldn't be left alone. Yeah. 686 00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:42,120 Hm, you saw me coming out the shower, 687 00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:44,240 and I saw your boner! 688 00:30:44,280 --> 00:30:46,000 And now, here we are, the two of us, alone. 689 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:47,360 And now, here we are, the two of us, alone. 690 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,320 Put the fucking panties on! My balls are like raspberries. 691 00:30:50,360 --> 00:30:52,280 (BELCHES) 692 00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:54,000 I just dropped it! What? The fucking memory card! 693 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:55,160 I just dropped it! What? The fucking memory card! 694 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:58,640 Our insurance policy, fucking CCTV! What, did you wanna be seen? 695 00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:01,200 Well, no... No? Exactly! But I didn't want to be pushed 696 00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:02,000 through a fucking bush, magnum force. Do you know what I mean? 697 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,040 through a fucking bush, magnum force. Do you know what I mean? 698 00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:07,000 DAVEY: Gently. Gently now. That's it... 699 00:31:07,040 --> 00:31:10,000 Ooh, ooh, ooh! LISA: Ugh! 700 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:10,160 Ooh, ooh, ooh! LISA: Ugh! 701 00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:15,760 Can't get it out. "Put the ladder..." Oh, fuck me! 702 00:31:15,800 --> 00:31:18,000 Listen, go put the ladder back for Willow. It's fallen down. 703 00:31:18,000 --> 00:31:18,600 Listen, go put the ladder back for Willow. It's fallen down. 704 00:31:18,640 --> 00:31:21,480 Oh, for fuck's sake! I'm gonna go and put a window through. 705 00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:24,320 DAVEY: Oh, oh, oh! (CREAKING) 706 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,000 Oh! Oh, you dirty bitch! 707 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,880 Oh! Oh, you dirty bitch! 708 00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,240 Oh! Yeah, right there! 709 00:31:31,840 --> 00:31:33,400 Oh! 710 00:31:34,640 --> 00:31:37,400 ..I believe in miracles 711 00:31:37,440 --> 00:31:39,520 Where're you from? 712 00:31:39,560 --> 00:31:42,000 You sexy thing, sexy thing 713 00:31:42,000 --> 00:31:42,440 You sexy thing, sexy thing 714 00:31:42,480 --> 00:31:44,720 I believe in miracles... 715 00:31:44,760 --> 00:31:47,480 (GLASS SHATTERS, CAR ALARM BLARES) 716 00:31:49,240 --> 00:31:50,000 The alarm, the car?! What? 717 00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,800 The alarm, the car?! What? 718 00:31:53,240 --> 00:31:55,400 It's my fucking car! 719 00:31:56,440 --> 00:31:58,000 Davey, wait! Oh, fuck! 720 00:31:58,000 --> 00:31:58,920 Davey, wait! Oh, fuck! 721 00:32:00,080 --> 00:32:02,440 (ALARM CONTINUES) 722 00:32:02,480 --> 00:32:04,840 I'll fucking kill whoever did this! 723 00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:09,040 LISA: Come back to bed! I'll fucking kill 'em! 724 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,280 David! 725 00:32:16,320 --> 00:32:19,200 You go back upstairs and I'll get us some drinks. Yeah? 726 00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:22,000 Go on, good boy. There you go. That's a good boy! 727 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:22,240 Go on, good boy. There you go. That's a good boy! 728 00:32:23,720 --> 00:32:26,160 This way, quick! Wait, what about the ladder? 729 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,680 What do we do about the ladder? Leave it! Oh, fuck! 730 00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:36,920 (SHOUTS) Davey! What is it? 731 00:32:36,960 --> 00:32:38,000 Men, in your garden! 732 00:32:38,000 --> 00:32:39,040 Men, in your garden! 733 00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,640 Oi! Oi! 734 00:32:47,920 --> 00:32:49,840 Hello? 735 00:33:11,280 --> 00:33:14,520 I-I-I-I've l-l-l-lost Alan. I've left him back there. 736 00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:17,520 Inside or Outside? In the g-garden. I thought he was in my pocket. 737 00:33:17,560 --> 00:33:18,000 Hey! Hey! Hey, listen. We'll go find him tomorrow. 738 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,960 Hey! Hey! Hey, listen. We'll go find him tomorrow. 739 00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:22,920 No! I-I-I-I wanna go back now. JJ, stop the van, stop the van! 740 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:25,320 Listen... He's my new bird. It's like Vinnie said. 741 00:33:25,360 --> 00:33:26,000 I want him back! Calm down, dude! Calm down. 742 00:33:26,000 --> 00:33:28,680 I want him back! Calm down, dude! Calm down. 743 00:33:28,720 --> 00:33:31,080 Listen, you know we fucking love you, man. 744 00:33:31,120 --> 00:33:33,680 We'd do anything for you. But we can't go back 745 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:34,000 for a fucking pigeon, man! We can't, sweetheart. (GROANS) 746 00:33:34,000 --> 00:33:37,160 for a fucking pigeon, man! We can't, sweetheart. (GROANS) 747 00:33:37,200 --> 00:33:40,440 Listen, we can't go back for him. Not today. 748 00:33:40,480 --> 00:33:42,000 It's not safe. 749 00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:42,480 It's not safe. 750 00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:45,520 I know... 751 00:33:46,800 --> 00:33:48,840 MANOLITO: You've done well, gentlemen. 752 00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:50,000 I have to say, I'm impressed. You stole my animals, 753 00:33:50,000 --> 00:33:52,200 I have to say, I'm impressed. You stole my animals, 754 00:33:52,240 --> 00:33:54,600 you stole the technology. 755 00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:58,000 You are good thieves! Thank you. Professionals. Ish. 756 00:33:58,000 --> 00:33:58,440 You are good thieves! Thank you. Professionals. Ish. 757 00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:01,160 I applaud you, and now, I reward you. 758 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:04,320 So you're gonna cut the MacDonaghs out, and deal direct with us, yeah? 759 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:06,000 Consider it done. (THEY CHEER) 760 00:34:06,000 --> 00:34:06,960 Consider it done. (THEY CHEER) 761 00:34:07,000 --> 00:34:09,680 I am the lion, top of food chain. 762 00:34:09,720 --> 00:34:11,880 What I say, it goes. 763 00:34:11,920 --> 00:34:14,000 Now let's go drink, celebrate the future. 764 00:34:14,000 --> 00:34:15,040 Now let's go drink, celebrate the future. 765 00:34:15,080 --> 00:34:19,320 In jacuzzi! Wait, no... We've got a shitload on. 766 00:34:19,360 --> 00:34:22,000 Wait! No, can't do it. Nice one, though. Nice one, mate. 767 00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:22,920 Wait! No, can't do it. Nice one, though. Nice one, mate. 768 00:34:27,240 --> 00:34:30,000 If you want a time to soul Baby, it's time to soul time! 769 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,280 If you want a time to soul Baby, it's time to soul time! 770 00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:37,960 Say you want a time to soul Baby, it's time to soul time! 771 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:40,800 (CHEERING) Ready, get set now 772 00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:44,360 2, 4, 6, 8, 10 2, 4, 6, 8, 20... 773 00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:46,000 (LAUGHTER) 774 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,640 (LAUGHTER) 775 00:34:49,120 --> 00:34:51,560 (CHATTER, LAUGHTER) 776 00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:54,000 Crazy night. Hm, it has been a crazy night. 777 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,840 Crazy night. Hm, it has been a crazy night. 778 00:34:56,880 --> 00:34:59,160 (CHUCKLES) 779 00:34:59,200 --> 00:35:02,000 But here's to calmer times. Hm. 780 00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:02,160 But here's to calmer times. Hm. 781 00:35:04,400 --> 00:35:06,400 Gorgeous. 782 00:35:14,520 --> 00:35:16,600 Come with me. 783 00:35:16,640 --> 00:35:18,000 Listen, listen, listen. Oi, oi, oi! 784 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,040 Listen, listen, listen. Oi, oi, oi! 785 00:35:19,080 --> 00:35:22,000 They're here. Stay calm, we've been here all night. 786 00:35:22,040 --> 00:35:24,320 They know fuck all. Vin... 787 00:35:31,360 --> 00:35:33,640 Tommo. It's all right. 788 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:37,200 Hello, Vincent. All right? 789 00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:42,000 Little party, is it? Late night celebration? 790 00:35:42,000 --> 00:35:42,080 Little party, is it? Late night celebration? 791 00:35:43,280 --> 00:35:46,560 Another dead pigeon? No. We're just having a gathering. 792 00:35:47,880 --> 00:35:50,000 And you weren't invited. 793 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:50,120 And you weren't invited. 794 00:35:52,040 --> 00:35:55,160 You don't like me. Do you, JJ? 795 00:35:57,280 --> 00:35:58,000 You pushed over a woman. I did. 796 00:35:58,000 --> 00:35:59,920 You pushed over a woman. I did. 797 00:35:59,960 --> 00:36:02,400 And I'll do it again, if you fuckers 798 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:04,640 don't tell me what went down tonight! 799 00:36:07,200 --> 00:36:09,480 That face again, Dylan? 800 00:36:09,520 --> 00:36:13,560 How do you mean, gone down? My house. There's been a theft. 801 00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:17,880 Fine art, broken. Bloody hell. What's been taken? 802 00:36:17,920 --> 00:36:21,240 Laptop, zip drive. And a shit ton of food. 803 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:22,000 What's that got to do with us? 804 00:36:22,000 --> 00:36:23,480 What's that got to do with us? 805 00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:28,920 Call it instinct. Bollocks. You're instincts are shot. 806 00:36:28,960 --> 00:36:30,000 Look at them beers, we've been sitting here all night. 807 00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,480 Look at them beers, we've been sitting here all night. 808 00:36:39,400 --> 00:36:42,880 Now you're a good boy. Aren't you, Cardigan? 809 00:36:44,200 --> 00:36:46,000 You know the value of telling the truth. 810 00:36:46,000 --> 00:36:46,440 You know the value of telling the truth. 811 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:53,160 Yeah. Have you, like your Irish lady said, been here all night? 812 00:36:57,320 --> 00:36:59,360 Y... Y-yeah. 813 00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,000 Are you sure? P-positive. 814 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:02,840 Are you sure? P-positive. 815 00:37:02,880 --> 00:37:05,000 Oh! "P-positive"? 816 00:37:07,160 --> 00:37:09,040 Yeah. 817 00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:12,320 Barry? 818 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,720 So, this is your pigeon? 819 00:37:32,480 --> 00:37:34,000 Mm, nope. N... N-n-no. 820 00:37:34,000 --> 00:37:34,680 Mm, nope. N... N-n-no. 821 00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:37,760 "N-n-no"? No? 822 00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:42,000 Or yes? Cos I found this pigeon outside my house, 823 00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:42,640 Or yes? Cos I found this pigeon outside my house, 824 00:37:42,680 --> 00:37:45,600 and that pigeon is gonna be inside that blender, 825 00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:48,080 and Barry here is gonna turn on that blender, 826 00:37:48,120 --> 00:37:50,000 unless you fucking cunts tell me why you broke into my fucking house 827 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:52,840 unless you fucking cunts tell me why you broke into my fucking house 828 00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,280 to steal my fucking laptop! 829 00:37:55,320 --> 00:37:57,680 Davey, Barry. 830 00:37:57,720 --> 00:37:58,000 We haven't been in your fucking house, all right? 831 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,680 We haven't been in your fucking house, all right? 832 00:38:00,720 --> 00:38:03,880 And with me hand on me heart, we've been here all night. 833 00:38:03,920 --> 00:38:06,000 Really? OK, blend it. 834 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:06,400 Really? OK, blend it. 835 00:38:06,440 --> 00:38:08,480 No, man! 836 00:38:08,520 --> 00:38:11,520 He's upset because he's a fucking sweetheart, doesn't want to see 837 00:38:11,560 --> 00:38:13,720 a pigeon blended, weirdly. I don't either! 838 00:38:13,760 --> 00:38:14,000 You've got five seconds. Now, now, hang on a minute. 839 00:38:14,000 --> 00:38:16,320 You've got five seconds. Now, now, hang on a minute. 840 00:38:16,360 --> 00:38:19,520 Four... J-j-just... You're gonna kill an innocent pigeon, you cunt! 841 00:38:19,560 --> 00:38:22,000 Three... What cause would we have to come in your gaff? 842 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:22,360 Three... What cause would we have to come in your gaff? 843 00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,840 Two... Davey, come the fuck on! 844 00:38:24,880 --> 00:38:27,480 One... Right, it was us. We did it, we did it. 845 00:38:27,520 --> 00:38:29,760 Fuck! He knew anyway. 846 00:38:31,040 --> 00:38:34,240 We went in to get the photos that you've got of Manolito. 847 00:38:35,440 --> 00:38:37,800 Thank you, sweetheart. 848 00:38:37,840 --> 00:38:38,000 And where are the photographs now? 849 00:38:38,000 --> 00:38:40,120 And where are the photographs now? 850 00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,680 They're with Manolito. And why would you do that? 851 00:38:44,240 --> 00:38:46,000 Because we fucking hate you! 852 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:46,440 Because we fucking hate you! 853 00:38:47,880 --> 00:38:50,960 We want to be free of you, man. All you ever do is threaten us. 854 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:54,000 Yeah. We're supposed to be partners, we're not your fucking partners. 855 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:54,240 Yeah. We're supposed to be partners, we're not your fucking partners. 856 00:38:56,720 --> 00:38:59,240 Right, I see. 857 00:38:59,280 --> 00:39:01,680 I had no idea you felt that way. 858 00:39:01,720 --> 00:39:02,000 Yeah, well, now you do. 859 00:39:02,000 --> 00:39:03,960 Yeah, well, now you do. 860 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:07,520 Manolito made us an offer, and so we took it. 861 00:39:09,480 --> 00:39:10,000 Right. 862 00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:11,280 Right. 863 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:16,440 And did you have a look, at them photographs that you gave back? 864 00:39:17,600 --> 00:39:18,000 Because by rights, those images should be shown to the police. 865 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:21,040 Because by rights, those images should be shown to the police. 866 00:39:21,080 --> 00:39:23,480 He would go down for many years. 867 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,000 But I made a decision, business decision, 868 00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,920 But I made a decision, business decision, 869 00:39:28,960 --> 00:39:31,000 that I'd prefer to rich. 870 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:33,600 What sort of images? Use your imagination. 871 00:39:36,160 --> 00:39:39,680 Now, this man that you've made a deal with is not a good man. 872 00:39:41,760 --> 00:39:42,000 The really funny part is... I've got the images saved to the cloud. 873 00:39:42,000 --> 00:39:46,000 The really funny part is... I've got the images saved to the cloud. 874 00:39:47,160 --> 00:39:50,000 I was told you're a moron with technology. 875 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:50,120 I was told you're a moron with technology. 876 00:39:50,160 --> 00:39:52,800 Oh, I am. But he isn't. 877 00:39:55,400 --> 00:39:57,720 You've wasted your time, Vincent. 878 00:39:59,040 --> 00:40:01,360 And you've upset me very much. 879 00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:14,000 See? I'm not a vindictive man. 880 00:40:14,000 --> 00:40:15,960 See? I'm not a vindictive man. 881 00:40:17,200 --> 00:40:18,880 Hm? 882 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,000 If you wanted out of our business arrangement... 883 00:40:22,000 --> 00:40:22,480 If you wanted out of our business arrangement... 884 00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:25,840 ..let's just end it now. Safe. 885 00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:30,000 No hard feelings. No hard feelings at all. 886 00:40:30,000 --> 00:40:30,440 No hard feelings. No hard feelings at all. 887 00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:33,520 At all! 888 00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:38,000 Okey-dokey! 889 00:40:38,000 --> 00:40:39,080 Okey-dokey! 890 00:40:40,080 --> 00:40:42,520 Shit! Ta-ta for now. 891 00:40:51,120 --> 00:40:53,760 (ENGINE REVVING) 892 00:41:12,840 --> 00:41:15,280 With pigeons? No, with everything. 893 00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,000 The dinosaur had it. The dodo. 894 00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:18,360 The dinosaur had it. The dodo. 895 00:41:18,400 --> 00:41:21,000 He died, the whole lot of 'em died. Means I died. 896 00:41:29,160 --> 00:41:32,320 Oh, actually... I could kill for some chocolate. 897 00:41:33,480 --> 00:41:34,000 I am eating for two! Yeah. I'll go to the garage. 898 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:36,320 I am eating for two! Yeah. I'll go to the garage. 899 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,400 Thank you. 900 00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:56,440 I've got a bad feeling about this. 901 00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:00,200 ERIN: Me too. 902 00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:05,640 Tyler's at his sleepover. Mm. 903 00:42:08,280 --> 00:42:10,920 Do you wanna stay the night? 904 00:43:38,000 --> 00:43:40,640 (INAUDIBLE) 905 00:43:44,360 --> 00:43:46,760 (SHOUTING) 906 00:43:51,080 --> 00:43:53,160 No! Agh! 907 00:43:54,360 --> 00:43:58,000 Agh! Help! No! Help! Help! 908 00:43:58,000 --> 00:43:58,440 Agh! Help! No! Help! 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