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hmm
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got some very good news for you oh yes
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you'll be very pleased to know you're
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not the only one who has stuff stolen oh
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that is good news
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i'll be a minute
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potatoes
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front doors
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someone is stealing front doors
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no no
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outside the front doors that's where
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they take them from ah i reckon it's ci
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tires what
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italians number 23
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because of the war you know
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and stealing my milk is some form of
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revenge that's right oh yes
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i see
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yeah
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have a nice evening
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we've got to get rid of a minute last
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week he blamed the japanese in 56 next
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week it'll be the germans on my floor
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darling
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arthur what are you doing here i live
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here but you're early
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happy anniversary darling
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oh
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it is today isn't it yes look if it's
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the wrong sort i can change it
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what what what's all this i'm leaving
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you well what are you coming back i'm
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not i'm going for good
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what what for just not getting on not
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getting on we happen to be very happily
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married no i am i'm not
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oh i see so it's not a question of we're
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not heavily married it's you why not we
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always seem to be arguing rubbish we're
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arguing now no we're not we're
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discussing we're arguing i won't let you
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get me into an argument by insisting
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that we're arguing if we're not arguing
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why are you shouting i'm not shouting
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i'm not arguing i'm listening i'm
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leaving right now keep calm just get
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caught right just keep calm i am now
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let's just sit here and discuss it rash
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no
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all right let's stand and discuss it
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rationally
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evening do you realize who i am
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no
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i'm arthur harris fiona's husband
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you've got a bloody nerve sorry i'm sure
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you are now that you realize i'm here
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just how long has this been going on
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no don't tell me i'm keen to guess it
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was last may wasn't it when i initiated
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the new variable accumulation fund that
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was it
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15 hours a day i worked on that 15 hours
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a day and all that time you was come on
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i'm sorry about this would you take
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these to the car please okay
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i didn't want it to happen like this i
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plan to be gone by the time you came
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home
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let me leave you this note
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how traditional dear arthur i'm sorry
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but i have decided to leave you i just
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can't stand jiving with it jiving living
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with you anymore you're just not the man
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i married don't forget to water the
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plants is that all
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oh i forgot to sign it
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you can't just leave like this yes i can
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you can but
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i love you i don't love you
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not the best basis for a marriage
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granted but you must see something in me
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no i mustn't why not
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there's someone else isn't there
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yes don't deny it i'm not you mean there
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is someone else yes
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i had an idea something like this had
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been going on
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started about a month ago didn't it
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about two years ago yeah two years
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what's so special about this what did
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you say his name was i didn't
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loaded with money i suppose
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obviously younger no
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bit of an animal in bed is it no he's
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just more fun fun what does he do wear a
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funny hat wellington boots and leap on
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you from the top of the wardrobe no
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neither does he come to bed in his
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underpants smoking his pipe to finish
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the times crossword before wham bam good
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night
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ma'am fiona i want you to stay but if
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you insist in going off with this poor
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elderly comedian then i won't stand in
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your way
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well have a nice time visiting your sick
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uncle darling
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this one please okay you're right it
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can't be much fun for you living in this
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fully carpeted central heated luxury
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apartment with a balcony overlooking
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regent's park there's a bit more to it
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than that true true there's a deep
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freeze the washing machine the car the
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continental holidays and those expensive
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stunted japanese people are lounging
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around the place
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oh very clever anyone can slam doors
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fiona
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you've forgotten something
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your new bonsai tree has decided it's a
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kamikaze tree
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oh
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damn it's right sorry
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someone's dropped a plant onto the fall
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court that'll be those germans
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it's bad enough that dog season has a
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bathroom
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oh oh oh are you all right
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i i'm terribly sorry about the tree only
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i was throwing it at my wife
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what did she throw at you
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just a few home truths i suppose hmm
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one of them hit you what it needs a
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plaster i've got some oh no it's all
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right
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well if you ever do need anything
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like a cup of sugar
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a drink
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or something
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i'm in flat five
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any time
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oh fiona how super to see and you
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excuse me
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the lady hasn't paid oh
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how much um how much is it 22 pounds 45.
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what the hell should be in the west
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indies
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sorry sorry we went to victoria station
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then to houston station then to waterloo
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station then to london airport
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i've got a picture 22 pounds
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45 pence 22 pounds
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50.
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keep the change
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i walked out on
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i don't quite know why
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i just had enough
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i told him there was someone else that
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had been for two years
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oh
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i i didn't think it meant
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me
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of course not
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i'm sorry i'm causing you so much
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trouble oh my nonsense it's
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perfectly natural for you to come
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straight around here
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almost straight right here
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arthur is my best friend
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in spite of the fact
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selfish thoughtless mean shoddy behavior
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he's not as bad as all that oh fiona you
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are fantastic unbelievable you only see
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the good in people
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same again
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one more of these and i'll have rebuilt
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an entire lemon
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cheers
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i must be going after this going well
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i don't quite know
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you're staying here oh no
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i couldn't possibly nonsense
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i have a perfectly good
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spare room
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let me top you up a little
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no oh
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but
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untidy i'm afraid
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i've got an idea
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you can sleep in my bed
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i'll sleep in the sofa
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hello
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tony it is arthur
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arthur
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the owners walked out on me
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great great tony she's left me i
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couldn't agree with you morrow chap oh
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pissed only yes yes yes walked out on me
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on our fifth wedding anniversary yes
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i think fulham should win you're my
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closest friend but i can't begin to
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explain how i feel i mean
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she was everything to me the bottom's
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just just fallen out of my life
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and thank god i've got you to talk to
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well what did he cheers
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he was he was fine
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grateful
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he said that uh you had left him but
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he's always probably for the best no no
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he's determined to enjoy and uh he wants
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you to do the same
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oh no come on
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oh
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hello again
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hello
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you
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you mentioned
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a drink alia
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yes
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are you alone
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yes are you
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mm-hmm
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well if
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i came in then neither of us would be
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alone
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come on then
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oh
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excuse the mess you look fine to me
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i meant in fact you look bloody great
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would you rather have a coffee then what
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other than a drink oh yes uh no no uh a
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drink
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brand
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a brandy
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why not
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oh come on
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yes
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a brandy
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a brand it makes you uh
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makes you
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drunk if you have enough of it
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cheers jess
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why didn't you sit down
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i find it so much more comfortable than
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sitting on the sofa set it
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you know i've never seen you quite so
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i don't know
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i'm just so
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pissed
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oh are you all right
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yes yeah
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you came here
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hoping to screw me didn't you
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did i
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oh did i make it so obvious
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oh perhaps
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better just it's fine by me what
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i'm game
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no
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why
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do you have a special time when you like
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to uh
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no no no no no it's just that uh i uh
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haven't finished my drink yet
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oh yes you have
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yeah
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the bedroom's through there and the
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kitchen
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well you don't want to do it in the
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kitchen do you no no no no no you're
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home no no it's just that in our
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apartment you see that the kitchen is
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more sort of
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a and and the bedroom is is
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it's always the quiet ones isn't it is
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it
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okay
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i'll
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i'll just go and do my teeth
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wait for me in there
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quiet
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you're still dressed that's why i
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haven't cleaned my teeth yet we'll go
294
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ahead right i'll just nip upstairs and
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get a brush oh come on
296
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there's a guest one in the bathroom
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right
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awesome
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did you find it
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uh sir
302
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are you playing games
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[Music]
304
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so
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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[Music]
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so
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so
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[Music]
312
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huh hello arthur fiona how are you
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you're lucky to have caught me i was
314
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just about to depart are you going away
315
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for long permanently where to i don't
316
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know until i get there i don't
317
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understand oh i'm sorry darling i should
318
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have explained i'm going to kill myself
319
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and uh have you been
320
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what did you say i said how have you
321
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been seen any good movies lately now
322
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stop it you're not serious are you oh
323
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absolutely what uh films have you seen
324
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oh for god's sake you don't really mean
325
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you're going to kill yourself yes i'm
326
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not quite sure how to do it yet but
327
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there's a big jar of uh tablets in the
328
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bathroom i could swallow that love no
329
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problem they're aspirins and anyway
330
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there's only five in it there's still
331
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three over the recommended dose
332
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you're in a funny mood today i'll speak
333
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to you later holding a seance aisle
334
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tony
335
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yes he says he's going to kill himself
336
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arthur
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i think he means it doesn't try to make
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you feel guilty i feel guilty well there
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you are then
340
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careful vicious
341
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a winter cleaner fell from the balcony
342
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at five years how many years ago oh
343
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really broke both his legs and all
344
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was it hospital for a couple of months
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walk with a limp and a stick now
346
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what are you doing mr harris i'm minding
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my own [ __ ] business which is more
348
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than to be said for you your sniveling
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little turd
350
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so
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352
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got any old jobs what what the old jobs
353
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uh no no
354
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oh uh
355
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have you got my job uh no but there
356
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might be something you can do for me
357
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come on in
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title
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i oh
360
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sorry
361
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place you got there ain't here
362
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oh hey
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you switch the lights off yes that's the
364
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job
365
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oh
366
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yes
367
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to turn the lights on
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you are
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to turn the lights off do you think you
370
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can do that
371
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well switch the lights on yes
372
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yes yes very good but not now
373
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later all right now what should we say
374
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yeah
375
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fiverr
376
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oh what just switch the lights on yes
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oh
378
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uh no uh wait until i sit down all right
379
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just wait
380
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until
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i sit
382
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just uh
383
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just let me get this
384
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you're going to sit over there on that
385
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chair
386
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and i'm going to um
387
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i'm going to
388
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you could get killed yes i could
389
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you want to get killed yes
390
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and i'm to do it please
391
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oh no mate oh no you'd be helping me out
392
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in a big way
393
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so so you won't do it then no not for 10
394
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quid or what oh is it only the money
395
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you're too bloody right it is
396
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hey
397
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you know how much they charge you in the
398
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east end for a job like this don't you
399
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hey
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500 onces
401
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500 million well i haven't got that sort
402
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of money on me
403
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i can write you a check check no no
404
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check's no good is it for a job like
405
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this yeah
406
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you must have something in here worth
407
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500. oh yes lots of things i mean
408
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there's the uh the telephone answering
409
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machine here yes yes very useful in your
410
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kind of job oh really what's it do yeah
411
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well you see if you're out somewhere
412
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doing an odd job and someone phones you
413
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to no no one ever phones oh how do you
414
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know if you're out i haven't got a
415
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telephone
416
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uh
417
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and there's the color television you see
418
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oh television swirl i don't know about
419
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that well it's got one of these with it
420
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to tell you you can play all sorts of
421
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games like football and tennis squash
422
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i like that i love it well i'll give you
423
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a hand to take it downstairs mighty hall
424
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oh hold on no no hold it i hold it this
425
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way
426
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hang on tell you what i'll kill you
427
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first
428
00:26:33,039 --> 00:26:35,679
oh no then it'd be murder what murder
429
00:26:35,679 --> 00:26:38,159
trying to get this downstairs on me on
430
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no wait a minute i could get a trolley
431
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couldn't i no need for you to worry at
432
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all listen tell you what why don't you
433
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give me the keys to the apartment and um
434
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i'll come back when you're uh deceased
435
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right
436
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right tar
437
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well
438
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on with the uh execution suicide eh oh
439
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quite yes
440
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i say well
441
00:27:04,320 --> 00:27:05,919
if it just burns you up a little would
442
00:27:05,919 --> 00:27:07,679
you like me to finish you off it burns
443
00:27:07,679 --> 00:27:09,279
me up a little yeah you see look you
444
00:27:09,279 --> 00:27:11,120
will be careful with that thing oh yeah
445
00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,880
sorry
446
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:15,279
yes she you could just get badly burned
447
00:27:15,279 --> 00:27:16,559
with this you know i don't know i don't
448
00:27:16,559 --> 00:27:18,720
want to go fast not slowly in agony oh
449
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:20,399
wow you picked the wrong way haven't you
450
00:27:20,399 --> 00:27:22,320
made here could be bad that but but in
451
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,720
america the electric chest in america
452
00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,480
yes well i mean it doesn't look like
453
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,080
this though does it in america i mean
454
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they don't take it out the electric
455
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light sockets do they oh no
456
00:27:31,360 --> 00:27:33,039
no the old americans it's the whole
457
00:27:33,039 --> 00:27:35,039
town's electricity supply goes through
458
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that and then it's wow
459
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straight out
460
00:27:39,360 --> 00:27:41,679
what a sight eh
461
00:27:41,679 --> 00:27:44,880
what are we going to do then oh well
462
00:27:44,880 --> 00:27:46,640
this is it
463
00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:50,000
it's um you know it's your funeral
464
00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:53,679
if it were me i would hey
465
00:27:54,559 --> 00:27:56,240
i've tried that you can't pull it out of
466
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it
467
00:27:56,430 --> 00:27:59,910
[Music]
468
00:28:00,960 --> 00:28:03,600
now your japs they use this to commit
469
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:05,279
suicide with
470
00:28:05,279 --> 00:28:06,159
yeah
471
00:28:06,159 --> 00:28:08,960
they call it harry uh
472
00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:10,399
krishna
473
00:28:10,399 --> 00:28:13,279
oh it's a right messy old business
474
00:28:13,279 --> 00:28:15,440
all your bowels and your intestines
475
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:17,120
liver stomach and all its contents go
476
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,480
all over the place
477
00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:21,279
makes a right mess of the carpet
478
00:28:21,279 --> 00:28:23,520
that's persian ain't it no idea oh yeah
479
00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:25,919
that's persian alright huh
480
00:28:25,919 --> 00:28:27,600
no it wouldn't look natural
481
00:28:27,600 --> 00:28:29,279
well the great thing about your natural
482
00:28:29,279 --> 00:28:31,360
death is that you never know when it's
483
00:28:31,360 --> 00:28:33,440
going to happen to you hmm i couldn't
484
00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:35,120
wait for that i mean it could take 20 or
485
00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:38,320
30 years yes quite right ah
486
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:41,200
on the other hand your suicide is
487
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:42,320
different because you know when that's
488
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:43,520
going to happen to you don't you not
489
00:28:43,520 --> 00:28:44,559
really because it's you that's doing it
490
00:28:44,559 --> 00:28:46,080
yes i realize that
491
00:28:46,080 --> 00:28:47,919
mind you you're not too keen on knowing
492
00:28:47,919 --> 00:28:50,559
are you a no no
493
00:28:50,559 --> 00:28:51,520
listen
494
00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:54,320
i have an idea what i suggest is that
495
00:28:54,320 --> 00:28:56,559
you
496
00:28:57,679 --> 00:28:59,600
you leave the whole arrangement in my
497
00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,679
capable hands
498
00:29:01,679 --> 00:29:04,240
you mean you'll you'll just do it
499
00:29:04,240 --> 00:29:07,279
yeah when you're least expecting it yeah
500
00:29:07,279 --> 00:29:09,600
yes it'll it'll just
501
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:12,880
just just happen yeah oh that sounds
502
00:29:12,880 --> 00:29:15,600
much better yes well let's do that then
503
00:29:15,600 --> 00:29:17,520
righty ho yes
504
00:29:17,520 --> 00:29:20,159
dora my pleasure
505
00:29:22,240 --> 00:29:27,159
don't know don't fight it don't fight
506
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:38,559
i'm trying to kill you i told you i
507
00:29:38,559 --> 00:29:40,000
didn't want to know when it was going to
508
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,080
happen well i didn't tell you did i i
509
00:29:42,080 --> 00:29:44,080
saw you coming at me oh all right all
510
00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,679
right listen okay okay
511
00:29:45,679 --> 00:29:48,559
listen listen look why why don't you go
512
00:29:48,559 --> 00:29:50,880
and stand over there facing the window
513
00:29:50,880 --> 00:29:53,200
and i will sneak up behind you and do it
514
00:29:53,200 --> 00:29:54,720
but i'll hear you sneaking up on me
515
00:29:54,720 --> 00:29:57,440
won't i i'll i'll sneak very quietly
516
00:29:57,440 --> 00:30:02,159
look i don't think i'm getting fruity
517
00:30:02,799 --> 00:30:06,520
oh sorry oh
518
00:30:13,279 --> 00:30:16,279
oh
519
00:30:26,960 --> 00:30:28,880
you did just try to strangle me you did
520
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:30,880
just ask me to do it didn't you all
521
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:32,799
right look forget about it let's let's
522
00:30:32,799 --> 00:30:34,480
let's do it tomorrow when i'm more
523
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:36,880
prepared all right right that'll be fine
524
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:38,000
by me
525
00:30:38,000 --> 00:30:40,240
and and make it sudden i don't want a a
526
00:30:40,240 --> 00:30:41,760
lingering death
527
00:30:41,760 --> 00:30:43,200
don't worry
528
00:30:43,200 --> 00:30:45,120
i used to work in a hospital
529
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,720
i know when people are dead all right
530
00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,000
why
531
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,360
no listen i'll tell you what i know
532
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:52,960
why don't you go for a walk in the park
533
00:30:52,960 --> 00:30:54,799
tomorrow eh
534
00:30:54,799 --> 00:30:56,399
lots of places for me to hide in the
535
00:30:56,399 --> 00:30:57,440
park
536
00:30:57,440 --> 00:31:00,399
i see so i go for a walk in the park
537
00:31:00,399 --> 00:31:03,120
and just keep wandering around
538
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:04,559
until
539
00:31:04,559 --> 00:31:06,080
i don't
540
00:31:06,080 --> 00:31:10,799
yes right until tomorrow till tomorrow
541
00:31:10,799 --> 00:31:12,799
and not before no no not before and
542
00:31:12,799 --> 00:31:14,399
whatever i say or do you will still go
543
00:31:14,399 --> 00:31:15,679
through with it yes
544
00:31:15,679 --> 00:31:17,279
it'll be a pleasure
545
00:31:17,279 --> 00:31:19,200
bye
546
00:31:19,200 --> 00:31:20,240
bye
547
00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:21,810
bye
548
00:31:21,810 --> 00:31:34,650
[Music]
549
00:31:36,710 --> 00:31:39,890
[Music]
550
00:32:04,799 --> 00:32:07,799
okay
551
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:24,960
[Music]
552
00:32:24,960 --> 00:32:28,039
we have
553
00:32:31,480 --> 00:32:35,919
[Music]
554
00:32:35,919 --> 00:32:37,750
oh mr harris
555
00:32:37,750 --> 00:32:48,000
[Music]
556
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:51,000
hey
557
00:32:52,110 --> 00:32:55,460
[Music]
558
00:32:59,679 --> 00:33:01,600
hey what are you doing there come on out
559
00:33:01,600 --> 00:33:04,640
wait this is not for you
560
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,400
come out
561
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:12,880
[Music]
562
00:33:12,880 --> 00:33:17,600
oh bloody hell i've got two of them now
563
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:23,640
call it
564
00:33:37,440 --> 00:33:38,750
now
565
00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:39,260
[Music]
566
00:33:39,260 --> 00:33:42,410
[Applause]
567
00:33:42,510 --> 00:33:46,970
[Music]
568
00:33:49,350 --> 00:33:55,190
[Music]
569
00:33:58,820 --> 00:34:00,399
[Music]
570
00:34:00,399 --> 00:34:04,559
fiona thank god you're back
571
00:34:04,559 --> 00:34:06,640
you've forgotten something yes i've
572
00:34:06,640 --> 00:34:09,280
forgotten how much i love you
573
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,610
um
574
00:34:11,610 --> 00:34:14,389
[Music]
575
00:34:14,389 --> 00:34:15,110
[Applause]
576
00:34:15,110 --> 00:34:30,879
[Music]
577
00:34:30,879 --> 00:34:35,159
i just can't change my props
578
00:34:37,370 --> 00:34:39,370
[Applause]
579
00:34:39,370 --> 00:34:50,719
[Music]
580
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:51,679
oh
581
00:34:51,679 --> 00:34:54,720
felt like a bit of a change
582
00:34:56,399 --> 00:34:58,800
come on
583
00:34:58,800 --> 00:35:02,320
[Music]
584
00:35:02,320 --> 00:35:04,160
is there anyone in the hall
585
00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:06,400
no
586
00:35:07,280 --> 00:35:10,000
anybody near the left
587
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:13,390
noon come on
588
00:35:13,390 --> 00:35:20,580
[Music]
589
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:23,560
nobody in the left
590
00:35:23,560 --> 00:35:25,119
[Music]
591
00:35:25,119 --> 00:35:30,440
oh now come on you don't look that bad
592
00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:37,320
mrs harris mr harris afternoon
593
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:54,800
now what
594
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:56,640
i tell you what you drive
595
00:35:56,640 --> 00:35:59,040
but you hate my driving no i don't i
596
00:35:59,040 --> 00:36:02,280
love it
597
00:36:21,430 --> 00:36:23,920
[Music]
598
00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:26,920
do
599
00:36:27,420 --> 00:36:51,600
[Music]
600
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,839
please
601
00:37:07,119 --> 00:37:08,720
excuse me darling do you mind if we
602
00:37:08,720 --> 00:37:13,320
change places of course not
603
00:37:15,130 --> 00:37:18,199
[Music]
604
00:37:25,280 --> 00:37:27,680
cheers
605
00:37:28,850 --> 00:37:30,640
[Music]
606
00:37:30,640 --> 00:37:34,359
i'll just go to the ladies
607
00:37:39,620 --> 00:37:45,440
[Music]
608
00:37:45,440 --> 00:37:48,680
see you
609
00:37:48,890 --> 00:37:51,949
[Music]
610
00:38:00,400 --> 00:38:03,400
oh
611
00:38:06,390 --> 00:38:09,599
[Music]
612
00:38:09,599 --> 00:38:11,760
it's open yes
613
00:38:11,760 --> 00:38:16,280
i want the same bottle but open here
614
00:38:18,240 --> 00:38:21,359
he's from the north of italy so
615
00:38:21,359 --> 00:38:24,000
how's your gin and tonic sir oh fine
616
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:28,599
madame's campari soda delicious
617
00:38:30,250 --> 00:38:36,460
[Music]
618
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:45,599
so
619
00:38:45,599 --> 00:38:46,960
taste it
620
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:47,920
me
621
00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:49,520
how is the wine sir i don't know he
622
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,680
hasn't tasted it yet i'll choose you no
623
00:38:51,680 --> 00:38:54,560
no no no no
624
00:38:57,359 --> 00:38:59,359
his mother was swiss
625
00:38:59,359 --> 00:39:02,140
i know nothing about mine
626
00:39:02,140 --> 00:39:05,610
[Music]
627
00:39:27,599 --> 00:39:31,480
i'm from the south of italy
628
00:39:44,240 --> 00:39:47,040
right let's go
629
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:53,359
uh i'll have this juana you take the
630
00:39:53,359 --> 00:39:55,920
minute oh come on sarge you had that
631
00:39:55,920 --> 00:39:58,880
mustang yesterday i always get minis or
632
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:02,320
fans all the dull stuff when you've got
633
00:40:02,320 --> 00:40:03,839
these lady
634
00:40:03,839 --> 00:40:05,440
you can do what you like
635
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:07,839
until such times as you do have these
636
00:40:07,839 --> 00:40:11,560
you'll do as i like
637
00:40:24,720 --> 00:40:26,560
right last one to leave plays for the
638
00:40:26,560 --> 00:40:29,560
team
639
00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:41,580
[Music]
640
00:40:46,000 --> 00:40:50,960
[Laughter]
641
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:53,960
um
642
00:40:56,150 --> 00:41:03,499
[Music]
643
00:41:06,720 --> 00:41:09,720
so
644
00:41:12,340 --> 00:41:14,540
[Applause]
645
00:41:14,540 --> 00:41:17,710
[Music]
646
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:28,280
oh
647
00:41:33,120 --> 00:41:35,119
[Music]
648
00:41:35,119 --> 00:41:36,800
enjoy your meal sir yes thank you very
649
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:39,440
much excellent thank you
650
00:41:39,440 --> 00:41:41,680
any complaints no no could we uh have
651
00:41:41,680 --> 00:41:42,960
the bill please
652
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:44,880
not even a small complaint
653
00:41:44,880 --> 00:41:46,800
no really no none
654
00:41:46,800 --> 00:41:50,800
a tiny tiny complaint no
655
00:41:50,800 --> 00:41:51,400
right
656
00:41:51,400 --> 00:41:54,510
[Applause]
657
00:41:57,520 --> 00:42:00,760
thank you
658
00:42:04,100 --> 00:42:07,199
[Music]
659
00:42:09,760 --> 00:42:13,720
what the times
660
00:42:28,319 --> 00:42:30,319
but it has oh
661
00:42:30,319 --> 00:42:32,319
no
662
00:42:32,319 --> 00:42:35,520
oh look there's a policeman
663
00:42:36,560 --> 00:42:38,079
our car's been stolen
664
00:42:38,079 --> 00:42:39,839
where was it parked over there a grey
665
00:42:39,839 --> 00:42:43,680
rover 3500 registered number
666
00:42:43,680 --> 00:42:44,400
s
667
00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:46,560
9 2 8 n
668
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,520
slight damage to the near rear wing
669
00:42:49,520 --> 00:42:51,839
anyway it was our car yes well double
670
00:42:51,839 --> 00:42:54,319
yellow line you see no parking anytime i
671
00:42:54,319 --> 00:42:55,839
suggest you telephone the police car
672
00:42:55,839 --> 00:42:59,200
pound okay it wasn't exactly
673
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:02,480
right
674
00:43:02,480 --> 00:43:04,000
look i just wanted to show you exactly
675
00:43:04,000 --> 00:43:05,520
where the car was
676
00:43:05,520 --> 00:43:07,680
sorry i've got to go stand up on the
677
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:09,839
police car pass it typical typical that
678
00:43:09,839 --> 00:43:10,560
is
679
00:43:10,560 --> 00:43:12,880
they've got all day long to throw away
680
00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:15,040
people's cars when there's real crime
681
00:43:15,040 --> 00:43:16,800
going on their tactics a lot of them if
682
00:43:16,800 --> 00:43:18,319
they can fill their own name they're in
683
00:43:18,319 --> 00:43:20,079
given a uniform and a little tin bag and
684
00:43:20,079 --> 00:43:21,200
a pair of big boots and they think
685
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:23,359
they're gone bloody battered bloody
686
00:43:23,359 --> 00:43:24,640
[ __ ]
687
00:43:24,640 --> 00:43:26,319
i think you'd better come to the station
688
00:43:26,319 --> 00:43:27,520
sir
689
00:43:27,520 --> 00:43:28,960
uh
690
00:43:28,960 --> 00:43:30,240
i uh
691
00:43:30,240 --> 00:43:32,000
didn't mean what i said over there
692
00:43:32,000 --> 00:43:33,599
i was on a double yellow line just get
693
00:43:33,599 --> 00:43:36,839
in the car
694
00:43:37,560 --> 00:43:43,769
[Music]
695
00:43:48,560 --> 00:43:49,760
we've uh
696
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:52,960
found your car mr harris so i believe
697
00:43:52,960 --> 00:43:55,119
we found it in the thames
698
00:43:55,119 --> 00:43:57,599
what whatever tame
699
00:43:57,599 --> 00:43:58,880
what's it doing in the river that's what
700
00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:01,280
we'd like to know you see inside it
701
00:44:01,280 --> 00:44:03,599
was one of our sergeants
702
00:44:03,599 --> 00:44:05,680
what's he doing in my car
703
00:44:05,680 --> 00:44:08,680
droning
704
00:44:16,720 --> 00:44:18,960
on a double yellow line sergeant
705
00:44:18,960 --> 00:44:20,480
leighton was taking it to one of our
706
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:23,040
pounds where in order to retrieve it we
707
00:44:23,040 --> 00:44:26,400
take 26 of your pounds
708
00:44:26,400 --> 00:44:30,400
i don't understand but we do
709
00:44:30,960 --> 00:44:32,640
but what's the matter
710
00:44:32,640 --> 00:44:34,720
i'll tell you what the matter is
711
00:44:34,720 --> 00:44:36,640
up to this moment we thought we were
712
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:38,640
investigating what appeared to be an
713
00:44:38,640 --> 00:44:40,560
unfortunate accident
714
00:44:40,560 --> 00:44:42,960
we now appear to be investigating what
715
00:44:42,960 --> 00:44:45,760
appears to be an unfortunate murder
716
00:44:45,760 --> 00:44:47,520
murder
717
00:44:47,520 --> 00:44:49,359
what's it all about what the sergeant is
718
00:44:49,359 --> 00:44:50,880
trying to say is that your brakes and
719
00:44:50,880 --> 00:44:53,040
steering were tampered and therefore it
720
00:44:53,040 --> 00:44:55,440
is just a possibility that somebody is
721
00:44:55,440 --> 00:44:57,599
trying to kill you
722
00:44:57,599 --> 00:44:59,280
thank you sergeant
723
00:44:59,280 --> 00:45:02,000
it is just a possibility mr harris
724
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,440
it would help us in our inquiries if you
725
00:45:03,440 --> 00:45:05,760
can think of anyone who bears a
726
00:45:05,760 --> 00:45:08,560
a grudge against you like a jealous
727
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:10,480
workmate or a
728
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:12,640
spiteful neighbor or
729
00:45:12,640 --> 00:45:14,960
maybe even a sexual indiscretion that
730
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:16,880
you haven't let us know about
731
00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:18,240
i think he understood the question
732
00:45:18,240 --> 00:45:20,240
sergeant matt that's ridiculous nobody
733
00:45:20,240 --> 00:45:22,640
could bear a grudge against my husband
734
00:45:22,640 --> 00:45:25,440
he's so ordinary
735
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:27,839
think hard mr harris
736
00:45:27,839 --> 00:45:30,839
your reply could save your
737
00:45:30,839 --> 00:45:33,920
life uh
738
00:45:33,920 --> 00:45:34,800
no
739
00:45:34,800 --> 00:45:38,359
no one at all
740
00:45:54,319 --> 00:45:57,960
goodbye thank you
741
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:05,680
what are you doing taking precautions
742
00:46:05,680 --> 00:46:07,440
like the inspector said you told the
743
00:46:07,440 --> 00:46:08,640
inspector there's no need to take
744
00:46:08,640 --> 00:46:10,480
precautions i said there was no need for
745
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:12,400
police protection because you said no
746
00:46:12,400 --> 00:46:14,880
one was trying to kill you right
747
00:46:14,880 --> 00:46:16,800
what are you doing hiding behind a bush
748
00:46:16,800 --> 00:46:18,560
i might be wrong
749
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:20,640
good evening
750
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:24,319
good evening who's that how are you
751
00:46:24,319 --> 00:46:26,079
it's the nice man from the floor above
752
00:46:26,079 --> 00:46:29,040
us what the one
753
00:46:32,320 --> 00:46:35,769
[Music]
754
00:46:40,400 --> 00:46:42,000
did i hurt
755
00:46:42,000 --> 00:46:45,099
[Music]
756
00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:56,200
you see he had his car stolen
757
00:46:58,640 --> 00:47:00,400
i'm sure you're all right are you coming
758
00:47:00,400 --> 00:47:03,880
up mr kemp
759
00:47:05,990 --> 00:47:12,050
[Music]
760
00:47:15,250 --> 00:47:20,969
[Music]
761
00:47:22,079 --> 00:47:23,570
wow
762
00:47:23,570 --> 00:47:24,960
[Music]
763
00:47:24,960 --> 00:47:27,119
what else are you doing it's nice
764
00:47:27,119 --> 00:47:27,940
doesn't it
765
00:47:27,940 --> 00:47:31,040
[Music]
766
00:47:31,040 --> 00:47:35,640
well i'll just go and put the lights out
767
00:47:40,340 --> 00:47:43,469
[Music]
768
00:48:01,359 --> 00:48:04,359
do
769
00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:13,680
what is you doing
770
00:48:13,680 --> 00:48:15,760
uh just checking under the bed
771
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:16,640
oh
772
00:48:16,640 --> 00:48:19,640
christ
773
00:48:20,460 --> 00:48:34,099
[Music]
774
00:48:40,940 --> 00:48:48,750
[Music]
775
00:48:55,590 --> 00:49:06,329
[Music]
776
00:49:08,400 --> 00:49:09,780
um
777
00:49:09,780 --> 00:49:14,919
[Music]
778
00:49:20,350 --> 00:49:28,240
[Music]
779
00:49:28,240 --> 00:49:30,960
oh my god
780
00:49:30,960 --> 00:49:32,319
he's here
781
00:49:32,319 --> 00:49:34,079
the man him
782
00:49:34,079 --> 00:49:36,160
the man who's trying to kill me
783
00:49:36,160 --> 00:49:42,119
there's nobody here i definitely heard
784
00:49:44,480 --> 00:49:47,480
so
785
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:04,119
come on we're tidy up in the morning
786
00:50:08,220 --> 00:50:11,460
[Music]
787
00:50:15,680 --> 00:50:18,680
morning
788
00:50:30,319 --> 00:50:33,319
so
789
00:50:34,260 --> 00:50:50,319
[Music]
790
00:50:50,319 --> 00:50:53,319
ah
791
00:50:57,330 --> 00:51:12,489
[Music]
792
00:51:15,200 --> 00:51:17,119
[Music]
793
00:51:17,119 --> 00:51:21,230
a pine tree a day keeps the doctor away
794
00:51:21,230 --> 00:51:24,000
[Music]
795
00:51:24,000 --> 00:51:26,559
oh well
796
00:51:28,160 --> 00:51:30,400
bloody carpet stolen has it
797
00:51:30,400 --> 00:51:33,599
social bloody milk
798
00:51:42,050 --> 00:51:47,119
[Music]
799
00:51:47,119 --> 00:51:50,119
morning
800
00:51:52,559 --> 00:51:55,760
only free shield today
801
00:51:56,000 --> 00:51:58,400
oh i just get some more milk but i'll
802
00:51:58,400 --> 00:52:00,690
get milk
803
00:52:00,690 --> 00:52:18,800
[Music]
804
00:52:18,800 --> 00:52:20,640
milk thief's been at it again must be
805
00:52:20,640 --> 00:52:22,880
very healthy by now arthur
806
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:25,040
um who's trying to kill you
807
00:52:25,040 --> 00:52:27,280
someone is trying to kill you no sir and
808
00:52:27,280 --> 00:52:29,440
you know who it is if i thought someone
809
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:31,119
was trying to kill me and i knew who it
810
00:52:31,119 --> 00:52:34,400
was i'd tell the police wouldn't i
811
00:52:34,400 --> 00:52:36,080
is it supposed to do this
812
00:52:36,080 --> 00:52:37,359
[Music]
813
00:52:37,359 --> 00:52:41,400
it's acid it's him
814
00:52:42,550 --> 00:52:46,030
[Music]
815
00:52:46,079 --> 00:52:48,559
sorry looking for the milkman ah only
816
00:52:48,559 --> 00:52:50,480
left one pike
817
00:52:50,480 --> 00:52:52,319
oh
818
00:52:52,319 --> 00:52:55,760
let's speak to the caretaker
819
00:52:56,720 --> 00:52:57,839
i say
820
00:52:57,839 --> 00:53:01,160
mr caretaker
821
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:14,559
hey
822
00:53:14,559 --> 00:53:16,960
what's going on here then eh
823
00:53:16,960 --> 00:53:20,240
it's been an accident why what happened
824
00:53:20,240 --> 00:53:21,440
some bloke swallowed some dangerous
825
00:53:21,440 --> 00:53:23,359
chemical or something oh dear old dear
826
00:53:23,359 --> 00:53:24,319
or dear
827
00:53:24,319 --> 00:53:28,319
you sure that bad did you
828
00:53:28,319 --> 00:53:31,280
killed him oh
829
00:53:34,720 --> 00:53:37,280
caretaker these flats here
830
00:53:37,280 --> 00:53:39,119
that's you found him was he
831
00:53:39,119 --> 00:53:42,240
no that's who died
832
00:53:42,240 --> 00:53:44,240
eh
833
00:53:44,240 --> 00:53:47,280
you hired someone to kill you
834
00:53:47,280 --> 00:53:48,319
yes
835
00:53:48,319 --> 00:53:52,000
you did that because i left you oh
836
00:53:55,599 --> 00:53:57,520
i yes think you get the point he's still
837
00:53:57,520 --> 00:54:00,000
out to get me
838
00:54:00,000 --> 00:54:01,520
tell him not to
839
00:54:01,520 --> 00:54:03,040
i don't know who he is i don't know
840
00:54:03,040 --> 00:54:04,960
where he is i know nothing about the man
841
00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:07,119
i don't even know his name he's mad and
842
00:54:07,119 --> 00:54:08,960
even if i do get to him i made him swear
843
00:54:08,960 --> 00:54:11,760
to ignore anything that i say or do
844
00:54:11,760 --> 00:54:13,920
call the police oh yes
845
00:54:13,920 --> 00:54:15,760
excuse me officer but i've just arranged
846
00:54:15,760 --> 00:54:17,520
to have myself bumped off but i've
847
00:54:17,520 --> 00:54:19,599
changed my mind so if you could kindly
848
00:54:19,599 --> 00:54:21,760
muster all your constabulary and stop
849
00:54:21,760 --> 00:54:23,680
the man that would be fine oh by the way
850
00:54:23,680 --> 00:54:25,520
he's just killed one of your sergeants
851
00:54:25,520 --> 00:54:27,359
sorry entirely my fault
852
00:54:27,359 --> 00:54:29,119
what can we do
853
00:54:29,119 --> 00:54:30,880
well he can wait until he gets fed up
854
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:34,720
with failing or wait until he succeeds
855
00:54:34,720 --> 00:54:38,400
i know let's call tony
856
00:54:43,680 --> 00:54:45,920
tony we need help get your ass over here
857
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:48,880
no don't ask any questions
858
00:54:48,880 --> 00:54:52,070
he's coming
859
00:54:52,070 --> 00:54:55,119
[Music]
860
00:55:03,119 --> 00:55:06,119
and
861
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:13,440
good morning this is harry good morning
862
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:16,960
and sergeant mull morning mrs
863
00:55:16,960 --> 00:55:19,440
good morning may we have a word with you
864
00:55:19,440 --> 00:55:23,119
and your husband of course
865
00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:24,640
darling it's inspector black and
866
00:55:24,640 --> 00:55:27,200
sergeant mull
867
00:55:27,200 --> 00:55:31,119
the staff doing a bit of pruning
868
00:55:31,359 --> 00:55:32,960
i'll get straight to the point mr harris
869
00:55:32,960 --> 00:55:35,200
mrs harris are you acquainted with the
870
00:55:35,200 --> 00:55:37,440
caretaker in this block yes what's he
871
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:39,920
done he's died
872
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:42,400
that's what he's done
873
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:45,280
he drank a bottle of gold top milk
874
00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:48,880
laced with hydrocyanic acid what
875
00:55:48,880 --> 00:55:52,240
when did you last see your caretaker
876
00:55:52,240 --> 00:55:54,799
and last night after we'd left you did
877
00:55:54,799 --> 00:55:56,799
you uh did you notice anything unusual
878
00:55:56,799 --> 00:55:58,319
about him
879
00:55:58,319 --> 00:55:59,440
no
880
00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:01,760
did anything out of the ordinary occur
881
00:56:01,760 --> 00:56:03,119
no no no no
882
00:56:03,119 --> 00:56:04,960
a resident in this block states that you
883
00:56:04,960 --> 00:56:07,280
were assaulting the caretaker oh yes
884
00:56:07,280 --> 00:56:09,599
that's right isn't that a bit unusual
885
00:56:09,599 --> 00:56:11,119
and out of the ordinary or is it a
886
00:56:11,119 --> 00:56:14,160
regular sort of occurrence well as i was
887
00:56:14,160 --> 00:56:16,640
passing his office he uh came out at me
888
00:56:16,640 --> 00:56:18,240
rather suddenly
889
00:56:18,240 --> 00:56:20,880
and so you assaulted him
890
00:56:20,880 --> 00:56:23,119
after all you told him to take every
891
00:56:23,119 --> 00:56:24,799
precaution especially if somebody was
892
00:56:24,799 --> 00:56:27,599
trying to kill him yes did you think the
893
00:56:27,599 --> 00:56:30,240
caretaker was trying to kill you yes no
894
00:56:30,240 --> 00:56:32,960
no yes which is it sir yes no yes would
895
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:36,319
you like some coffee yes
896
00:56:36,319 --> 00:56:38,960
so you thought he was trying to kill you
897
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:41,920
no you just said yes oh to the coffee
898
00:56:41,920 --> 00:56:43,680
look i was a bit on age you know because
899
00:56:43,680 --> 00:56:44,799
of the car and everything and the
900
00:56:44,799 --> 00:56:48,000
caretaker startled me uh and so look i
901
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:49,839
did apologize for hitting him
902
00:56:49,839 --> 00:56:53,040
very considerate of you sir
903
00:56:53,040 --> 00:56:54,640
sorry about the question sir but you do
904
00:56:54,640 --> 00:56:56,000
realize we are investigating two
905
00:56:56,000 --> 00:56:58,480
mysterious deaths and um well you are
906
00:56:58,480 --> 00:57:00,079
the only lead we've got
907
00:57:00,079 --> 00:57:02,079
that's a complete mystery to me
908
00:57:02,079 --> 00:57:05,359
just out of curiosity sir
909
00:57:05,359 --> 00:57:09,760
these maps on the wall here and uh
910
00:57:10,480 --> 00:57:13,480
this
911
00:57:14,240 --> 00:57:16,000
how did they happen
912
00:57:16,000 --> 00:57:17,920
oh yes that would be practicing with the
913
00:57:17,920 --> 00:57:19,760
sword you know to keep fit
914
00:57:19,760 --> 00:57:20,880
in here
915
00:57:20,880 --> 00:57:22,720
oh well it's uh the bathroom and the
916
00:57:22,720 --> 00:57:24,880
bedroom too small you see
917
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:28,400
i told him not to yes she has
918
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:30,160
two residents of the block saw you
919
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:32,799
rushing around the corridor this morning
920
00:57:32,799 --> 00:57:34,319
brandishing it
921
00:57:34,319 --> 00:57:35,280
uh
922
00:57:35,280 --> 00:57:36,960
that's because i won't let him practice
923
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:39,200
in here no she won't
924
00:57:39,200 --> 00:57:40,799
help yourselves to milk and sugar
925
00:57:40,799 --> 00:57:42,880
suicide what is a possibility in the
926
00:57:42,880 --> 00:57:44,799
case of the caretaker but acid it's such
927
00:57:44,799 --> 00:57:47,440
a diabolical way to do it hmm i actually
928
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:49,599
thought of something brandy what about
929
00:57:49,599 --> 00:57:51,119
the brandy sir
930
00:57:51,119 --> 00:57:54,799
brandy that's what i say
931
00:57:54,799 --> 00:57:56,799
there's nothing like it a drop of brandy
932
00:57:56,799 --> 00:57:58,480
and coffee in the morning
933
00:57:58,480 --> 00:58:00,799
oh thank you very much oh my god no not
934
00:58:00,799 --> 00:58:03,680
for me sir oh of course the scot
935
00:58:03,680 --> 00:58:06,960
i get the scotch milk
936
00:58:07,359 --> 00:58:08,400
vodka
937
00:58:08,400 --> 00:58:11,359
not while i'm on duty sir milk please
938
00:58:11,359 --> 00:58:12,319
may i
939
00:58:12,319 --> 00:58:14,400
he doesn't want you to have any
940
00:58:14,400 --> 00:58:18,760
why is that because it's condensed
941
00:58:24,240 --> 00:58:26,079
[Music]
942
00:58:26,079 --> 00:58:29,040
prophetic black
943
00:58:29,599 --> 00:58:33,839
no time for that mole you are on duty
944
00:58:34,240 --> 00:58:36,640
the day to you both
945
00:58:36,640 --> 00:58:39,599
good day we'll be in touch yes right
946
00:58:39,599 --> 00:58:42,920
we'll be intact
947
00:58:46,060 --> 00:58:57,220
[Music]
948
00:58:59,839 --> 00:59:03,160
just checking
949
00:59:04,100 --> 00:59:05,880
[Music]
950
00:59:05,880 --> 00:59:08,710
[Applause]
951
00:59:08,710 --> 00:59:12,719
[Music]
952
00:59:14,559 --> 00:59:16,480
hello hello
953
00:59:16,480 --> 00:59:18,880
who's
954
00:59:19,330 --> 00:59:22,360
[Music]
955
00:59:23,680 --> 00:59:25,599
arthur
956
00:59:25,599 --> 00:59:28,240
it is him what the hell's going on uh
957
00:59:28,240 --> 00:59:31,440
i've got a bit of a problem
958
00:59:31,599 --> 00:59:33,440
there's something about this business
959
00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:36,319
that smells and it isn't head or say any
960
00:59:36,319 --> 00:59:38,799
guessing did you read that somewhere mal
961
00:59:38,799 --> 00:59:41,040
or did you just make it up no no i just
962
00:59:41,040 --> 00:59:43,359
made it up there
963
00:59:43,359 --> 00:59:47,040
um just a suggestion sir and uh shoot me
964
00:59:47,040 --> 00:59:50,319
down in flames if i'm not
965
00:59:50,319 --> 00:59:52,559
sorry sergeant
966
00:59:52,559 --> 00:59:54,400
but do you think we should keep a close
967
00:59:54,400 --> 00:59:58,079
watch on this harrah's blog do i what
968
00:59:58,079 --> 01:00:00,640
well uh not so much a close watch it's
969
01:00:00,640 --> 01:00:02,079
more as a
970
01:00:02,079 --> 01:00:04,559
you know trying to to keep in some form
971
01:00:04,559 --> 01:00:06,400
you're not trying to keep
972
01:00:06,400 --> 01:00:07,359
well
973
01:00:07,359 --> 01:00:08,400
some
974
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:10,400
something sergeant mao
975
01:00:10,400 --> 01:00:12,160
yeah
976
01:00:12,160 --> 01:00:14,799
i want you to watch harry so close
977
01:00:14,799 --> 01:00:17,200
that if you so much as
978
01:00:17,200 --> 01:00:19,040
farts
979
01:00:19,040 --> 01:00:20,640
i want to know about it
980
01:00:20,640 --> 01:00:21,920
right you go around the side fiona and
981
01:00:21,920 --> 01:00:24,480
i'll pick you up there right bye darling
982
01:00:24,480 --> 01:00:26,559
no time for that now and try to look as
983
01:00:26,559 --> 01:00:30,079
though i'm not with you right
984
01:00:30,799 --> 01:00:32,160
these acquaintances if you all sound
985
01:00:32,160 --> 01:00:34,000
like criminals yes they are criminals
986
01:00:34,000 --> 01:00:37,040
who else could we go to i'm worried
987
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:40,680
about arthur
988
01:00:44,880 --> 01:00:46,720
oh hello again
989
01:00:46,720 --> 01:00:48,559
hello i'm sorry about the other night i
990
01:00:48,559 --> 01:00:52,319
was a bit uh yes you were
991
01:00:52,960 --> 01:00:56,200
come on
992
01:00:58,240 --> 01:00:59,040
i
993
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:00,960
can't stay long
994
01:01:00,960 --> 01:01:02,480
it would be difficult to stay shorter
995
01:01:02,480 --> 01:01:04,160
than the last time
996
01:01:04,160 --> 01:01:07,440
i'm making some coffee sit down
997
01:01:07,440 --> 01:01:09,760
check what happened to the caretaker yes
998
01:01:09,760 --> 01:01:10,799
isn't it
999
01:01:10,799 --> 01:01:12,559
i know he was a nasty little man but
1000
01:01:12,559 --> 01:01:15,119
what a way to go
1001
01:01:15,119 --> 01:01:16,720
you want milk
1002
01:01:16,720 --> 01:01:18,450
sugar
1003
01:01:18,450 --> 01:01:59,690
[Music]
1004
01:01:59,920 --> 01:02:00,960
hello
1005
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:02,720
it's lone ranger down here with a geezer
1006
01:02:02,720 --> 01:02:04,839
at top
1007
01:02:04,839 --> 01:02:06,480
right
1008
01:02:06,480 --> 01:02:08,120
come on up
1009
01:02:08,120 --> 01:02:12,949
[Music]
1010
01:02:15,039 --> 01:02:18,200
in here
1011
01:02:22,400 --> 01:02:25,200
hello batch hello drea
1012
01:02:25,200 --> 01:02:27,680
oh hey
1013
01:02:27,680 --> 01:02:28,960
how do you do
1014
01:02:28,960 --> 01:02:30,559
very well thank you
1015
01:02:30,559 --> 01:02:32,960
hello boys hello my mom bernard this is
1016
01:02:32,960 --> 01:02:35,839
arthur and fiona harris i'm raymond i'm
1017
01:02:35,839 --> 01:02:38,000
uh
1018
01:02:38,640 --> 01:02:41,520
he's bernard
1019
01:02:41,599 --> 01:02:44,640
so uh what's your problem mr aries
1020
01:02:44,640 --> 01:02:46,799
well there's this man after me oh lucky
1021
01:02:46,799 --> 01:02:50,000
oh you call it [ __ ]
1022
01:02:50,000 --> 01:02:50,880
come on
1023
01:02:50,880 --> 01:02:52,640
well tony thought it'd be a good idea if
1024
01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:54,799
i had some protection and
1025
01:02:54,799 --> 01:02:56,400
recommended you
1026
01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:58,559
yeah well it depends who's after you if
1027
01:02:58,559 --> 01:03:01,200
it's cid or special branch
1028
01:03:01,200 --> 01:03:02,400
dead easy
1029
01:03:02,400 --> 01:03:04,319
but if it's secret intelligence service
1030
01:03:04,319 --> 01:03:07,119
or customs and exercise it's not too bad
1031
01:03:07,119 --> 01:03:09,599
here it's not american express is it no
1032
01:03:09,599 --> 01:03:12,240
no because if it is no way
1033
01:03:12,240 --> 01:03:14,640
no no it's only the the one man
1034
01:03:14,640 --> 01:03:16,480
but he's going to
1035
01:03:16,480 --> 01:03:18,480
well well he he's
1036
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:19,200
he's
1037
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:22,480
going to kill me why well i employed him
1038
01:03:22,480 --> 01:03:23,599
to kill me
1039
01:03:23,599 --> 01:03:25,599
i know it sounds stupid bro a bit of a
1040
01:03:25,599 --> 01:03:27,839
few details
1041
01:03:27,839 --> 01:03:29,359
what's his name
1042
01:03:29,359 --> 01:03:31,280
i don't know well i don't matter where
1043
01:03:31,280 --> 01:03:33,440
does he live no dear
1044
01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:35,760
well what's he look like then well he's
1045
01:03:35,760 --> 01:03:38,400
about that high and he wears
1046
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:41,280
a berry on a leather coat
1047
01:03:41,280 --> 01:03:44,480
a berry and a leather coat
1048
01:03:44,480 --> 01:03:46,780
well thank christ we're not in france
1049
01:03:46,780 --> 01:03:50,559
[Laughter]
1050
01:03:50,559 --> 01:03:52,799
you could sneak him out of the country
1051
01:03:52,799 --> 01:03:53,599
yeah
1052
01:03:53,599 --> 01:03:56,160
benidorm two weeks
1053
01:03:56,160 --> 01:03:58,960
three thousand quid that's a bit steep
1054
01:03:58,960 --> 01:04:02,079
that includes a new
1055
01:04:02,079 --> 01:04:04,799
passbolt look you got your villa you got
1056
01:04:04,799 --> 01:04:06,559
your swimming pool all the booze you can
1057
01:04:06,559 --> 01:04:08,960
drink that's all your
1058
01:04:08,960 --> 01:04:11,280
amenities arthur doesn't like spain very
1059
01:04:11,280 --> 01:04:15,359
much haven't you got anything in greece
1060
01:04:16,480 --> 01:04:18,400
yeah sorry um
1061
01:04:18,400 --> 01:04:20,720
have you got any odd jobs hang on a lot
1062
01:04:20,720 --> 01:04:23,200
of governor
1063
01:04:25,359 --> 01:04:27,119
hello raymond
1064
01:04:27,119 --> 01:04:29,280
no course i don't
1065
01:04:29,280 --> 01:04:30,640
i'll tell you what let him have a look
1066
01:04:30,640 --> 01:04:32,319
at the pinball machine
1067
01:04:32,319 --> 01:04:34,079
yeah in my hairdryer this isn't getting
1068
01:04:34,079 --> 01:04:35,760
us anywhere i thought you said they were
1069
01:04:35,760 --> 01:04:37,920
good they are good
1070
01:04:37,920 --> 01:04:40,400
you know the great train robbery yes
1071
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:43,119
well they did the catering on that yeah
1072
01:04:43,119 --> 01:04:46,319
we've done 22 tornidos rossinis team
1073
01:04:46,319 --> 01:04:49,839
dakara orange eight pizzas and a drunk
1074
01:04:49,839 --> 01:04:51,839
excuse me could you tell me where the uh
1075
01:04:51,839 --> 01:04:54,640
the gents is little boy's room yes it's
1076
01:04:54,640 --> 01:04:56,079
through the door you turn left then
1077
01:04:56,079 --> 01:05:00,039
right then you follow your nose
1078
01:05:15,410 --> 01:05:16,960
[Music]
1079
01:05:16,960 --> 01:05:19,960
ah
1080
01:05:25,280 --> 01:05:29,160
boy piss off
1081
01:05:32,940 --> 01:05:36,050
[Music]
1082
01:05:40,960 --> 01:05:50,070
[Music]
1083
01:05:56,280 --> 01:06:07,579
[Music]
1084
01:06:16,880 --> 01:06:19,280
he's
1085
01:06:31,039 --> 01:06:32,799
cottages are shambles and the bust and
1086
01:06:32,799 --> 01:06:34,559
he's been blown away
1087
01:06:34,559 --> 01:06:35,920
is he dead
1088
01:06:35,920 --> 01:06:38,000
yes drea
1089
01:06:38,000 --> 01:06:39,920
i can't be seen here tomorrow get behind
1090
01:06:39,920 --> 01:06:42,079
here right tony you start but take the
1091
01:06:42,079 --> 01:06:43,440
lady
1092
01:06:43,440 --> 01:06:46,590
why do you stay here with us
1093
01:06:46,590 --> 01:06:56,350
[Music]
1094
01:06:56,350 --> 01:07:02,380
[Applause]
1095
01:07:06,960 --> 01:07:09,039
all these lovely uniforms
1096
01:07:09,039 --> 01:07:10,880
hello blackie how's vera isn't it about
1097
01:07:10,880 --> 01:07:12,319
time you got a motorbike to go with that
1098
01:07:12,319 --> 01:07:13,359
outfit
1099
01:07:13,359 --> 01:07:16,480
love you when you're dominant
1100
01:07:18,799 --> 01:07:21,020
lucky
1101
01:07:21,020 --> 01:07:23,039
[Music]
1102
01:07:23,039 --> 01:07:26,960
so you are yeah how's beer he's fine
1103
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:29,039
now what is all this
1104
01:07:29,039 --> 01:07:31,520
my wife's name's margaret of course it
1105
01:07:31,520 --> 01:07:33,359
is sorry
1106
01:07:33,359 --> 01:07:34,799
who's here are they
1107
01:07:34,799 --> 01:07:36,640
let's have a statement oh blackie we've
1108
01:07:36,640 --> 01:07:38,400
got a lot of clearing up to do i'll tell
1109
01:07:38,400 --> 01:07:40,079
you what we'll put one in the post for
1110
01:07:40,079 --> 01:07:41,760
you i want it now
1111
01:07:41,760 --> 01:07:44,400
fair enough my brother he saw it all
1112
01:07:44,400 --> 01:07:46,400
he'll give you the facts
1113
01:07:46,400 --> 01:07:47,680
well
1114
01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:50,720
we was still
1115
01:07:50,960 --> 01:07:53,960
sick
1116
01:07:59,440 --> 01:08:02,440
[ __ ]
1117
01:08:11,280 --> 01:08:12,319
oh
1118
01:08:12,319 --> 01:08:15,680
hey you go like this yes
1119
01:08:15,680 --> 01:08:18,238
look at that with all the london spread
1120
01:08:18,238 --> 01:08:22,718
out before you yes very nice
1121
01:08:23,279 --> 01:08:26,400
well to work
1122
01:08:30,569 --> 01:08:33,679
[Music]
1123
01:08:35,040 --> 01:08:38,799
we better be careful oh yes let's check
1124
01:08:38,799 --> 01:08:40,880
the other rooms yes i fancy checking
1125
01:08:40,880 --> 01:08:43,120
your bedroom first right i'll take the
1126
01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:46,120
kitchen
1127
01:08:46,130 --> 01:08:49,260
[Music]
1128
01:08:51,630 --> 01:08:54,699
[Music]
1129
01:08:58,000 --> 01:09:01,000
balcony
1130
01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:10,200
[Music]
1131
01:09:10,200 --> 01:09:13,300
[Applause]
1132
01:09:17,759 --> 01:09:20,799
tony please take your hands off me okay
1133
01:09:20,799 --> 01:09:21,839
you know perfectly well i've always
1134
01:09:21,839 --> 01:09:24,238
fancy well i don't fancy you and i never
1135
01:09:24,238 --> 01:09:26,080
will now will you please get the hell
1136
01:09:26,080 --> 01:09:28,750
out of here
1137
01:09:28,750 --> 01:09:37,459
[Music]
1138
01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:39,040
silly girl
1139
01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:42,520
that's been mad
1140
01:09:42,649 --> 01:09:55,760
[Music]
1141
01:09:55,760 --> 01:10:00,920
ah mr harris let's do it here oh
1142
01:10:01,460 --> 01:10:02,560
[Music]
1143
01:10:02,560 --> 01:10:04,930
just get ahead of
1144
01:10:04,930 --> 01:10:06,440
[Music]
1145
01:10:14,960 --> 01:10:14,960
you him
1146
01:10:42,960 --> 01:10:44,719
any hell was there not bloody down my
1147
01:10:44,719 --> 01:10:45,760
helper
1148
01:10:45,760 --> 01:10:48,760
friend
1149
01:10:48,920 --> 01:11:00,400
[Music]
1150
01:11:00,400 --> 01:11:03,400
so
1151
01:11:15,930 --> 01:11:17,920
[Music]
1152
01:11:17,920 --> 01:11:19,720
okay let's go
1153
01:11:19,720 --> 01:11:22,819
[Music]
1154
01:11:24,400 --> 01:11:27,120
oh yes
1155
01:11:32,080 --> 01:11:35,080
great
1156
01:11:41,040 --> 01:11:43,590
okay
1157
01:11:43,590 --> 01:12:06,159
[Music]
1158
01:12:06,159 --> 01:12:08,719
oh god daddy that happened
1159
01:12:08,719 --> 01:12:10,880
oh blimey
1160
01:12:10,880 --> 01:12:15,560
thanks for the lift he's conked out
1161
01:12:15,710 --> 01:12:19,350
[Music]
1162
01:12:22,480 --> 01:12:25,480
um
1163
01:12:48,480 --> 01:12:50,400
it might have been him it'll be on the
1164
01:12:50,400 --> 01:12:53,199
answering machine
1165
01:12:54,239 --> 01:12:55,360
oh
1166
01:12:55,360 --> 01:12:57,760
hello mr harris this is your old job man
1167
01:12:57,760 --> 01:12:59,520
here if i thought it was going to be so
1168
01:12:59,520 --> 01:13:00,960
hard to kill you ought to charge you
1169
01:13:00,960 --> 01:13:03,760
more look i'll see you regions parks you
1170
01:13:03,760 --> 01:13:06,080
at 11 o'clock now you just walk around
1171
01:13:06,080 --> 01:13:09,280
and i'll find you uh i hope you're well
1172
01:13:09,280 --> 01:13:11,840
bye-bye now that's it mate we're home
1173
01:13:11,840 --> 01:13:13,120
and dry
1174
01:13:13,120 --> 01:13:16,239
what he's gonna kill me no we'll all go
1175
01:13:16,239 --> 01:13:18,960
to the zoo you two wander around natural
1176
01:13:18,960 --> 01:13:20,880
like he's got to come out in the open if
1177
01:13:20,880 --> 01:13:24,880
he's going to kill you then we'll do him
1178
01:13:28,880 --> 01:13:33,840
where are you going get round there
1179
01:13:45,440 --> 01:13:47,440
oh hi good morning sir
1180
01:13:47,440 --> 01:13:50,159
no sign of them they haven't moved yet
1181
01:13:50,159 --> 01:13:52,880
what's that then
1182
01:13:55,679 --> 01:13:57,760
i'll drive oh well no the license is in
1183
01:13:57,760 --> 01:14:01,520
the post i mean it's one massive week's
1184
01:14:04,800 --> 01:14:06,719
walk a little bit in front of us we'll
1185
01:14:06,719 --> 01:14:09,600
do the business so don't worry
1186
01:14:09,600 --> 01:14:11,199
i'll get this no
1187
01:14:11,199 --> 01:14:15,000
yeah all right cool
1188
01:14:15,760 --> 01:14:20,480
black cadillac 1948. now get these
1189
01:14:20,480 --> 01:14:22,239
two adults please
1190
01:14:22,239 --> 01:14:24,080
oh don't be so stupid i'll give the
1191
01:14:24,080 --> 01:14:25,920
tickets back huh
1192
01:14:25,920 --> 01:14:26,840
look
1193
01:14:26,840 --> 01:14:30,159
natural you're far too stiff
1194
01:14:30,159 --> 01:14:34,960
relax i'm trying to look back
1195
01:14:41,040 --> 01:14:43,120
you're making yourself far too obvious
1196
01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:47,199
what can i do just try and look natural
1197
01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:50,800
get an ambulance
1198
01:14:50,800 --> 01:14:54,080
oh i'm in stock
1199
01:14:54,400 --> 01:14:58,360
i think it's a car backfiring
1200
01:15:00,580 --> 01:15:09,670
[Music]
1201
01:15:10,320 --> 01:15:11,560
oh
1202
01:15:11,560 --> 01:15:31,360
[Music]
1203
01:15:31,360 --> 01:15:33,520
back to the beat
1204
01:15:33,520 --> 01:15:36,760
suit yourself
1205
01:15:36,950 --> 01:15:59,699
[Music]
1206
01:16:03,920 --> 01:16:07,840
this is the last outing you're going on
1207
01:16:15,600 --> 01:16:18,239
what just
1208
01:16:18,560 --> 01:16:20,800
stop
1209
01:16:30,159 --> 01:16:31,920
a man
1210
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:33,280
two men
1211
01:16:33,280 --> 01:16:36,319
[Music]
1212
01:16:36,960 --> 01:16:38,880
you've just seen mold
1213
01:16:38,880 --> 01:16:40,640
i'm sorry mate the job's off we're just
1214
01:16:40,640 --> 01:16:45,880
in a copper wing now what you can't
1215
01:16:46,970 --> 01:16:50,640
[Music]
1216
01:16:50,640 --> 01:16:52,159
you take the brothers i'll follow
1217
01:16:52,159 --> 01:16:54,640
harrison right hey just a minute they'll
1218
01:16:54,640 --> 01:16:56,560
split up follow the one with the stutter
1219
01:16:56,560 --> 01:16:59,360
go get harry slater roger move yourself
1220
01:16:59,360 --> 01:17:03,560
now you went to the right
1221
01:17:07,260 --> 01:17:12,100
[Music]
1222
01:17:14,800 --> 01:17:16,320
how am i supposed to tell her that
1223
01:17:16,320 --> 01:17:17,650
distance follow him
1224
01:17:17,650 --> 01:17:42,080
[Music]
1225
01:17:42,080 --> 01:17:44,560
what are we going to do now we should be
1226
01:17:44,560 --> 01:17:46,960
safe in here if we wait till it's dark
1227
01:17:46,960 --> 01:17:50,239
it is dark i mean outside oh yes good
1228
01:17:50,239 --> 01:17:53,280
idea nobody'll spot us in here
1229
01:17:53,280 --> 01:17:56,560
fiona where are you i'm here
1230
01:17:56,560 --> 01:17:59,040
look give me your hand where's yours mr
1231
01:17:59,040 --> 01:18:00,080
harris
1232
01:18:00,080 --> 01:18:01,280
what
1233
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:02,640
where are you
1234
01:18:02,640 --> 01:18:06,880
who's that who's that it's him
1235
01:18:06,960 --> 01:18:09,600
fiona come on
1236
01:18:09,600 --> 01:18:11,390
here we are
1237
01:18:11,390 --> 01:18:22,880
[Music]
1238
01:18:22,880 --> 01:18:24,230
ego
1239
01:18:24,230 --> 01:18:38,129
[Music]
1240
01:18:40,960 --> 01:18:43,670
hey
1241
01:18:43,670 --> 01:18:55,529
[Music]
1242
01:19:02,960 --> 01:19:05,960
oh
1243
01:19:12,480 --> 01:19:14,239
wait mr harris
1244
01:19:14,239 --> 01:19:15,920
oh damn
1245
01:19:15,920 --> 01:19:17,360
i'm trying to knock this job off will
1246
01:19:17,360 --> 01:19:19,500
you hang about
1247
01:19:19,500 --> 01:19:22,600
[Music]
1248
01:19:25,120 --> 01:19:28,340
[Music]
1249
01:19:32,239 --> 01:19:35,239
oh
1250
01:19:42,890 --> 01:19:45,600
[Music]
1251
01:19:45,600 --> 01:19:48,600
oh
1252
01:19:55,210 --> 01:19:58,320
[Music]
1253
01:19:58,320 --> 01:20:01,250
hey
1254
01:20:01,250 --> 01:20:05,840
[Music]
1255
01:20:11,840 --> 01:20:13,840
relax relax
1256
01:20:13,840 --> 01:20:16,670
relax
1257
01:20:16,670 --> 01:20:21,559
[Music]
1258
01:20:24,800 --> 01:20:26,560
he doesn't want you to kill him i've
1259
01:20:26,560 --> 01:20:28,880
changed my mind i want to live now's a
1260
01:20:28,880 --> 01:20:30,960
fine time to tell me you're there be
1261
01:20:30,960 --> 01:20:32,880
careful it's lord you don't want to live
1262
01:20:32,880 --> 01:20:35,440
a normal
1263
01:20:36,480 --> 01:20:38,800
oh how do i take it the job is off then
1264
01:20:38,800 --> 01:20:39,840
yeah fight
1265
01:20:39,840 --> 01:20:42,560
thank you help me i'll be off then right
1266
01:20:42,560 --> 01:20:43,520
right
1267
01:20:43,520 --> 01:20:45,360
don't worry thank you yes
1268
01:20:45,360 --> 01:20:47,440
anytime you want an old job just
1269
01:20:47,440 --> 01:20:48,320
well
1270
01:20:48,320 --> 01:20:49,600
perhaps not
1271
01:20:49,600 --> 01:20:53,199
bye bye
1272
01:20:54,000 --> 01:20:56,100
oh
1273
01:20:56,100 --> 01:20:59,169
[Music]
1274
01:21:00,080 --> 01:21:02,320
oh thank god you're safe
1275
01:21:02,320 --> 01:21:04,159
oh my god he's gone he's forgotten it
1276
01:21:04,159 --> 01:21:06,239
quick quick
1277
01:21:06,239 --> 01:21:10,239
the balcony we might still catch him
1278
01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:12,480
you forgot your gun
1279
01:21:12,480 --> 01:21:16,000
hey you left something behind
1280
01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:19,280
you uh you left something behind oh my
1281
01:21:19,280 --> 01:21:20,400
god i forgot to tell them about the
1282
01:21:20,400 --> 01:21:23,679
balcony hey don't lean on the balcony
1283
01:21:23,679 --> 01:21:27,120
i've sabotaged the balcony what don't
1284
01:21:27,120 --> 01:21:30,130
lean on the balcony
1285
01:21:30,130 --> 01:21:49,569
[Music]
1286
01:21:52,639 --> 01:21:57,840
suddenly now it's too late
1287
01:21:58,560 --> 01:22:09,760
[Music]
1288
01:22:09,760 --> 01:22:12,800
there's no time
1289
01:22:12,880 --> 01:22:14,840
to say i'm
1290
01:22:14,840 --> 01:22:18,080
falling for you
1291
01:22:18,080 --> 01:22:19,159
no
1292
01:22:19,159 --> 01:22:21,760
time to say
1293
01:22:21,760 --> 01:22:24,760
goodbye
1294
01:22:30,800 --> 01:22:35,639
and i'm crying for you
1295
01:22:39,280 --> 01:22:42,140
no time to say
1296
01:22:42,140 --> 01:23:10,719
[Music]
1297
01:23:10,719 --> 01:23:13,170
do
1298
01:23:13,170 --> 01:23:28,560
[Music]
1299
01:23:28,560 --> 01:23:31,430
so
1300
01:23:31,430 --> 01:23:34,839
[Music]
1301
01:23:42,330 --> 01:23:49,529
[Music]
1302
01:23:51,760 --> 01:23:54,760
do
1303
01:24:00,790 --> 01:24:19,680
[Music]
1304
01:24:20,719 --> 01:24:23,719
so
1305
01:24:39,679 --> 01:24:41,760
you
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